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Why do cats chase birds ? for a lark ! | true |
Hamburger a hamburger walks into a bar. the bartender says sorry we don't serve food here. | true |
(got joke) why did the king's justice join run dmc? cuz he be ilyn. | true |
What it's like to exist and date outside of the gender binary | false |
Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. oprah 2. aunt jamima 3. motha fucka | true |
Knock knock who's there ! alberta ! alberta who ! alberta'll be over in a minute ! | true |
If i had a dollar for every repost i saw on r/jokes... i'd have a lot of money | true |
That chicken nugget tweet is on course to become the most retweeted of all time | false |
'snl': 'resolution revolution' perfectly shows why new years resolutions always fail | false |
'speechjammer' speech-squelching device developed by japanese scientists (video) | false |
A taste of france in virginia wine country | false |
I like my slaves the same way i like my coffee free | true |
What kind of rodent ddos attacks al queda's twitter account? an anonimouse | true |
What has two legs but can't walk? a dead duck. | true |
Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? because the are always metal-ing. | true |
I made a chicken salad today... the bastard didn't even eat it. | true |
'under the gun' examines both sides of the gun-control debate, even if it will only appeal to one | false |
I accidentally ate a piece of rope... i shit you knot | true |
6 of the most bizarre news stories in 2017 | false |
What do you call a quadriplegic in the ocean? bob. *i'm so sorry* | true |
Now they're using a dog movie to appropriate asian culture | false |
There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up. | true |
Love is the most powerful force in the universe wrong! huge explosions are | true |
I once played golf with a kiwi the rspca showed up the next day. | true |
Kourtney kardashian takes swan goals to a new level with cheeky bikini photo | false |
Watch amy schumer play megyn kelly in nsfw musical about fox news | false |
Why did goku cross the road? find out next time on dragonball z! | true |
Life in mississippi can be tough if you're black and queer | false |
Can you repeat the part after listen very carefully? | true |
Miss major is a trans elder and stonewall icon.. and she's changing the world | false |
Mirror mirror on the wall. forget the fairest. who would you fuck? | true |
What's the difference between jelly and jam? can't jelly my dick in your ass | true |
Third american infected with ebola released from hospital | false |
Jerry brown says hillary clinton's in a risky spot | false |
Siri vs. google voice experiment: what happens when siri and google voice talk to each other? | false |
Maxed out parents: 5 strategies to ease burnout | false |
Facebook should change its name to acquaintance birthday reminder | true |
I pushed a hipster down the stairs today... he's still tumbling! | true |
Oregon governor calls on feds to end militia occupation standoff | false |
What happened to jesus when he went to mount olive? popeye beat the shit out of him. | true |
What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? timbr | true |
How to run your first half marathon after 50 | false |
A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... the bartender asks, what'll it be, mrs. clinton? | true |
Donations pour in for black church burned, vandalized with 'vote trump' | false |
What do you call a gynecologist? lip reader | true |
How do you confuse a jew? tell him pork is on sale!!! | true |
How do you stop the protests in charlotte? sing the nation anthem they will sit down | true |
If steph curry was a video game character he'd be banned for having no counterplay. | true |
What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? mango! | true |
What?s green and fluffy and comes from mars? a martian-mellow | true |
There are ten types of people in this world those who understand binary and.. wait, shit | true |
I'm shy at first, but once i'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it. | true |
Trump releases statement for ramadan that's largely about terrorism | false |
6 things that keep you from moving on after divorce | false |
Any child i have will be brown: on motherhood and race | false |
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? the dentist will see you now. | true |
Donald trump finally said something concrete about climate policy | false |
Sally ride: pancreatic cancer caused death of first american woman in space, but what is it? | false |
Q: why was the cat afraid of the tree? a: because of its bark. | true |
Notes from the couch: 'twas the week after newtown' | false |
What do you call coq au vin made with two buck chuck? chick n' chuck! | true |
What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms | true |
My job is top secret even i dont know what im doing | true |
Here's how you can help homeless new yorkers after the blizzard | false |
Raiseachild pays tribute to foster care and adoption champions at honors gala | false |
Robin williams' death reminds us face of depression is deceiving | false |
Easy ben & jerry's peanut butter cup ice cream | false |
What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly this dick in your mouth. | true |
I take my wife out everywhere... except that she keeps coming back! | true |
Barcelona holds huge protest in support of refugees | false |
How do you turn lead into gold? start a war. | true |
The 50 funniest tweets from women in 2017 | false |
Hurricane irene video: one year later, memories of 2011 storm remain fresh (slideshow) | false |
This election year i vote for seroquel because i'm antipsychotic | true |
Til the u.s is #18 in mathematics worldwide. at least we're in the top 10. | true |
Peyton manning takes a jab at al jazeera | false |
Nicki minaj's bodyguards cause a stir at nyfw and more tweets of the week | false |
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? it has a rattle. | true |
Police thwart plot to steal enzo ferrari’s remains from his tomb | false |
Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? they don't fancy each other. | true |
I caught my nephew doing drugs with me last night. | true |
So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where! | true |
Mindy cohn of 'facts of life' details harrowing breast cancer fight | false |
Why did the pepsi executive get fired? he tested positive for coke. | true |
Boss: why are you late? me: why are you so obsessed with me? | true |
Here's why it's a problem that donald trump is reciting 'the snake' again | false |
Friday's morning email: putin says he's waiting for trump's move after u.s. sanctions | false |
What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet? a stool pigeon | true |
My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast. thanks, royal baby. | true |
Trump accuses cia director of leaking 'fake news' about russian dossier | false |
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the nobel prize? he was outstanding in his field | true |
Why can't the penis and testicles ever be together? because there's a vas deferens between them. | true |
A spice belt for chefs might be a waist of thyme | true |
What did the tree say to autumn? leaf me alone. | true |
Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night. i'm not very good at darts. | true |
Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time. | true |
It’s much easier being president trump on jobs day | false |
Twitter destroys health blogger who dared to insult pizza | false |
Why palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have ram-allah | true |
I think i have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... it runs in my jeans. | true |
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