CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Porn addiction is a serious thing i have first hand experience.	true
What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? a 100$ bill	true
Trump's epiphany on obama's birth might sway some of his voters. or not.	false
Why did the dyslexic, russian astronomer hate the revolution? he was following the tsar.	true
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.	true
When is a car not a car? when it turns into a parking lot.	true
What bill is the congress's favorite? of course the $ bill!	true
The assassination of the russian ambassador was an anomaly even for grief-stricken turkey	false
Getting your teen daughters ready for bathing suit season	false
Tom cruise's nickname in between the sheets cruise missile.	true
When used as directed, axe body spray makes a good substitute for tear gas.	true
You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, nancy from accounting.	true
Companies urge faa to speed up use of drones in disaster response	false
In 2013, some health news to watch for	false
How much blow can charlie sheen do?.. ..... enough to kill 2 and 1/2 men	true
Here's the latest company to improve its parental leave and sick time perks	false
This guy is trying to save matt damon from a life on mars	false
The trump administration is targeting the entire latino community	false
How to tell if you're really an introvert or an extrovert	false
My counselor suggested i take sign language in school... she said it was pretty handy	true
Alec baldwin, hilaria thomas wedding: couple to text invites (updated)	false
What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? pants.	true
Q: why are all black people fast? a: because the slow ones are in jail.	true
Four california students arrested for plotting mass shooting	false
Nevada secretary of state says 21 noncitizens could have voted for president in her state	false
What do australian terrorists say before attacking? uluruakbar	true
Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? that is something i never herbivore!	true
The day i became older than my mother	false
Check out all these doggos enjoying the bomb cyclone	false
Top 7 reasons i haven't jumped out a window from katrina 10 coverage	false
Mom: when i was your age i never had sex me: mom, i'm 32 mom: exactly	true
How do pigs gets to hospital? in a hambulance	true
opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes wait. then that means-	true
What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? dewy	true
Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?	true
Make up your mind, dude: deficit hawk or dove!	false
What is the sexiest kind of tree??????? a country!!!!	true
Warning: safaris are highly addictive! a primer for the adventure of a lifetime (photos)	false
How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? one, if no one's looking.	true
Soul-talk: how to move from righteousness to right-use-ness	false
Hi, my name is gary and i'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store.	true
Even 9/11 had its positives... my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.	true
Shanghai chic: where a woman's style starts with her shoes	false
What would you do if someone is choking? take a step back.	true
In the wake of charlie hebdo attacks, france must look beyond 9/11 response	false
Did you hear about the new vietnamese cookbook? it's called 101 ways to wok your dog	true
Selena gomez's mom warned her about woody allen, but she didn't listen	false
Why the musician sold his computer... not enough gigs.	true
I'm pretty sure robin hood was black and he was just robbin the hood.	true
Johnny was a chemist... ...but johnny is no more. for what johnny thought was h2o, was h2so4.	true
Facebook should change the status question from what's on your mind? to what's your problem today?	true
So a blind guy walks into a fish market... and says hello ladys	true
I would love my job so much more if i didn't have to hide my flask.	true
If the nazi's were a football team, what would be their favorite play? blitz!	true
Why is a train like a stick of gum? one goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew.	true
What was wrong with the air? the swine flu	true
2014: year in review for the white house initiative on asian americans and pacific islanders	false
The father of mike davidson, what's his full name? david mikesdaad	true
How do you make a nun pregnant? you fuck her.	true
I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster.	true
Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? because you didn't know they had it.	true
Why do republicans make good djs? because they know how to shut the house down.	true
Scientists want your help to locate 'spiders' on mars	false
Samantha bee can't wait for the election to be over	false
I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill.	true
On tv shows, answering machines are actually saying leave a message after the fuck.	true
Usain bolt, wedding crasher? runner stops by paris wedding (photo)	false
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.	true
They are writing a biography about my dick ok. ok. a pamphlet.	true
Bird flu: risk of human-to-human spread higher than previously thought	false
Vaccines for children: most u.s. kindergartners getting shots but risks remain	false
Theranos responds at length to wall street journal investigation	false
Knock knock who's there ! arfur ! arfur who ? arfur got !	true
What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose? an olfactory reset.	true
Superhero: i alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger me: me too, that's also my reason	true
How did robbers gain entry to steal from miley cyrus? they came in like a wrecking ball.	true
Martin o'malley aims to set the bar on criminal justice with comprehensive reform plan	false
50 shades of spalding gray 7 years of decay and the east river.	true
What's green and has 5 wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels! shnockers	true
What's grey and comes in buckets? an elephant.	true
Internet mistakes professor’s wife for nanny. here's what that says about us	false
Gender-neutral title 'mx' added to oxford english dictionary	false
What's concurrency? fake money they use in prisons.	true
Another syrian refugee is about to make history in rio	false
They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples. you can get it by the buttload.	true
Giveaway: share your sleep gripe and win a lark un-alarm clock	false
Police release body cam video of youtube shooter nasim aghdam	false
I asked yoda: are we going the right way? no, backwards, i am going.	true
I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. my life is a meme :')	true
Marco rubio leads in new florida senate poll	false
Did you know yesterday was national middle child day? don't worry, no one else remembered either.	true
Tom hooper rebounded from the arduous 'les mis' shoot to make 'the danish girl'	false
My grandma said i have the voice for the radio... and the face for it too.	true
Who the hell decided to say no butt sex instead of ignoranus	true
Have a bad only child? apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... isis.	true
I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. i don't know y.	true
Snowden is actually happy about report that russians may turn him over to trump	false
Health lessons from mom: what our mothers were right about	false
For halloween i'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet.	true
Tips every bride should know when applying her own makeup	false

Porn addiction is a serious thing i have first hand experience.

true

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? a 100$ bill

true

Trump's epiphany on obama's birth might sway some of his voters. or not.

false

Why did the dyslexic, russian astronomer hate the revolution? he was following the tsar.

true

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

true

When is a car not a car? when it turns into a parking lot.

true

What bill is the congress's favorite? of course the $ bill!

true

The assassination of the russian ambassador was an anomaly even for grief-stricken turkey

false

Getting your teen daughters ready for bathing suit season

false

Tom cruise's nickname in between the sheets cruise missile.

true

When used as directed, axe body spray makes a good substitute for tear gas.

true

You'd better ask yourself if you can type with one hand, nancy from accounting.

true

Companies urge faa to speed up use of drones in disaster response

false

In 2013, some health news to watch for

false

How much blow can charlie sheen do?.. ..... enough to kill 2 and 1/2 men

true

Here's the latest company to improve its parental leave and sick time perks

false

This guy is trying to save matt damon from a life on mars

false

The trump administration is targeting the entire latino community

false

How to tell if you're really an introvert or an extrovert

false

My counselor suggested i take sign language in school... she said it was pretty handy

true

Alec baldwin, hilaria thomas wedding: couple to text invites (updated)

false

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising? pants.

true

Q: why are all black people fast? a: because the slow ones are in jail.

true

Four california students arrested for plotting mass shooting

false

Nevada secretary of state says 21 noncitizens could have voted for president in her state

false

What do australian terrorists say before attacking? uluruakbar

true

Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? that is something i never herbivore!

true

The day i became older than my mother

false

Check out all these doggos enjoying the bomb cyclone

false

Top 7 reasons i haven't jumped out a window from katrina 10 coverage

false

Mom: when i was your age i never had sex me: mom, i'm 32 mom: exactly

true

How do pigs gets to hospital? in a hambulance

true

*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes* wait. then that means-

true

What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? dewy

true

Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?

true

Make up your mind, dude: deficit hawk or dove!

false

What is the sexiest kind of tree??????? a country!!!!

true

Warning: safaris are highly addictive! a primer for the adventure of a lifetime (photos)

false

How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? one, if no one's looking.

true

Soul-talk: how to move from righteousness to right-use-ness

false

Hi, my name is gary and i'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store.

true

Even 9/11 had its positives... my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.

true

Shanghai chic: where a woman's style starts with her shoes

false

What would you do if someone is choking? take a step back.

true

In the wake of charlie hebdo attacks, france must look beyond 9/11 response

false

Did you hear about the new vietnamese cookbook? it's called 101 ways to wok your dog

true

Selena gomez's mom warned her about woody allen, but she didn't listen

false

Why the musician sold his computer... not enough gigs.

true

I'm pretty sure robin hood was black and he was just robbin the hood.

true

Johnny was a chemist... ...but johnny is no more. for what johnny thought was h2o, was h2so4.

true

Facebook should change the status question from what's on your mind? to what's your problem today?

true

So a blind guy walks into a fish market... and says hello ladys

true

I would love my job so much more if i didn't have to hide my flask.

true

If the nazi's were a football team, what would be their favorite play? blitz!

true

Why is a train like a stick of gum? one goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew.

true

What was wrong with the air? the swine flu

true

2014: year in review for the white house initiative on asian americans and pacific islanders

false

The father of mike davidson, what's his full name? david mikesdaad

true

How do you make a nun pregnant? you fuck her.

true

I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster.

true

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? because you didn't know they had it.

true

Why do republicans make good djs? because they know how to shut the house down.

true

Scientists want your help to locate 'spiders' on mars

false

Samantha bee can't wait for the election to be over

false

I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill.

true

On tv shows, answering machines are actually saying leave a message after the fuck.

true

Usain bolt, wedding crasher? runner stops by paris wedding (photo)

false

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

true

They are writing a biography about my dick ok. ok. a pamphlet.

true

Bird flu: risk of human-to-human spread higher than previously thought

false

Vaccines for children: most u.s. kindergartners getting shots but risks remain

false

Theranos responds at length to wall street journal investigation

false

Knock knock who's there ! arfur ! arfur who ? arfur got !

true

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose? an olfactory reset.

true

Superhero: i alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger me: me too, that's also my reason

true

How did robbers gain entry to steal from miley cyrus? they came in like a wrecking ball.

true

Martin o'malley aims to set the bar on criminal justice with comprehensive reform plan

false

50 shades of spalding gray 7 years of decay and the east river.

true

What's green and has 5 wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels! shnockers

true

What's grey and comes in buckets? an elephant.

true

Internet mistakes professor’s wife for nanny. here's what that says about us

false

Gender-neutral title 'mx' added to oxford english dictionary

false

What's concurrency? fake money they use in prisons.

true

Another syrian refugee is about to make history in rio

false

They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples. you can get it by the buttload.

true

Giveaway: share your sleep gripe and win a lark un-alarm clock

false

Police release body cam video of youtube shooter nasim aghdam

false

I asked yoda: are we going the right way? no, backwards, i am going.

true

I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. my life is a meme :')

true

Marco rubio leads in new florida senate poll

false

Did you know yesterday was national middle child day? don't worry, no one else remembered either.

true

Tom hooper rebounded from the arduous 'les mis' shoot to make 'the danish girl'

false

My grandma said i have the voice for the radio... and the face for it too.

true

Who the hell decided to say no butt sex instead of ignoranus

true

Have a bad only child? apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... isis.

true

I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. i don't know y.

true

Snowden is actually happy about report that russians may turn him over to trump

false

Health lessons from mom: what our mothers were right about

false

For halloween i'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet.

true

Tips every bride should know when applying her own makeup

false