CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?	true
'great gatsby' wedding inspiration for 1920s-themed nuptials (photos)	false
Few americans are confident in their ability to retire: study	false
Alligators sewing little pictures of rich white people on their shirts.	true
Life advice always keep your words soft and sweet - in case you have to eat them later.	true
I dropped my bowl of spaghettios and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. spooky	true
University of oregon strips klan-linked name from dormitory	false
Prison for mental health ceo who embezzled $500,000 for palm reader	false
Former versace store clerk sues over secret 'black code' for minority shoppers	false
Family dollar: the government shutdown is wreaking havoc on poor americans	false
Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison.	true
Smelled my finger after i took the bandaid off of it. don't do that.	true
We can't stop lol-ing at jason segel in front of small doors	false
What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? a chicken	true
A minor diversion: playing house in a vacation rental	false
Mccain, graham: some in gop 'get it' on this big issue, but...	false
Paul ryan pressured to run for house speaker by kevin mccarthy, other republicans	false
Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard.	true
The pope is coming to the u.s. late night goodwill in the offing?	false
What do you call an attractive black mom? chocolate milf	true
Never call a woman fat an elephant never forgets.	true
How close we are to a 3-d-printed human heart	false
Reminder: the fbi doesn't just want to get inside one single iphone	false
Die antwoord's campaign video for alexander wang, plus zeflings (photos)	false
Magician david copperfield accused of sexual assault by ex-teen model	false
Where to go in europe: find out which countries fit your personality	false
I'd tell a chemestry joke but i'm afraid i wouldn't get a reaction.	true
50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!	true
With kim jong un's surprise visit, china sends a clear message: it will not be excluded	false
No one in my tree: john lennon's almería (photos)	false
Madonna's anti-trump cover of britney spears' 'toxic' is the antidote we need to 2016	false
Why did muhammad hire moses to help with his start-up? he wanted to double his prophets.	true
I decided to rob a blood bank they caught me red-handed.	true
Customer: waiter this soup tastes funny. waiter: so laugh sir.	true
Kim cattrall's missing brother found dead at his home	false
This altar can represent your wedding dreams and goals	false
South sudanese women are making moonshine to survive	false
Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? because he's shellfish!	true
I dropped my phone in the bath now it's syncing.	true
'schoolhouse rock' composer bob dorough dead at 94	false
British politics is like a gym. everyone laughs when they see youkip.	true
Artist creates handmade digital images by stitching pixels	false
Yes, you can get bbq from a drive-thru	false
Chuck norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.	true
Top 10 things i wish i 'd known when i started to grill	false
If owls are so wise why are they always eating rodents instead of pizza rolls?	true
I'm the weakest in my asian family they call me weak-ling	true
Health care is 'complicated' - here's one way to fix it	false
Wealthy gop donor sued twice by seth rich family: how many riches want to sue me?	false
What happens after someone kills a joke? it goes to valhaha.	true
Soul-talk: politics -- is there a way past blame and upset?	false
Why do women have trouble parking? because men tell them that 6 is more than it actually is.	true
9 tips for getting a good night's sleep in any guest bedroom	false
Two starks just reunited after years apart on 'game of thrones'	false
Kentucky gov. apologizes after claiming teacher protest would result in child abuse	false
Joseph russo plays joe pesci in the film jersey boys	false
What goes clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop? an amish drive-by shooting	true
Yoga: how we serve veterans and people with substance abuse	false
Guess who i bumped into at the opticians? everybody	true
What idiot called it becoming a zombie and not waking up on the wrong side of the dead	true
Paul lepage rebukes trump for 'stupid' refusal to accept election result	false
Why are buddhists so good at king cake because they are great and finding their inner piece	true
Cephalopod humour how much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? six quid....	true
Your restraining order says no, but the 1/8 gap between your living room curtains says yes.	true
Who makes the sweetest video games? masahiro saccharide	true
From zuckerberg to jobs: the aaron sorkin story	false
8 places you'd like to be taking a nap in right now	false
God is everywhere and knows everything? god sounds a lot like my ex-wife.	true
'stonewall' director says he chose a 'straight-acting' character to appeal to straight audiences	false
I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone.	true
I stayed up all night... trying to remember if i had amnesia or insomnia	true
Call me old fashioned but i prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair	true
You're the best ninja i've ever seen! and the worst ninja in general.	true
Trump: 'very important' for nfl players to stand for anthem	false
Isis releases video claiming to show mass execution in ancient palmyra	false
My math teacher insulted me he called me a third derivative	true
Why do smurfs laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls ????	true
My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks.. yet after two weeks i'm still asian	true
What do you give an injured alligator? gatorade	true
What do you call a screaming timepiece? an alarmed clock.	true
Dental x-rays linked to common brain tumor, study finds	false
Can i pet your dog? sure, but he can be aggressive.	true
What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? an ambulance	true
Why technology is the catalyst for a new era of aging in place	false
Warren buffett, berkshire hathaway board 'solidly in agreement' on successor	false
Experts say london mayor was right: terrorism is a reality of city life	false
Why does the tomato blushing? because it saw the salad dressing :d	true
Dispensaries in california city offer free marijuana for those who vote	false
Billionaire charter school leader says black politician worse than the kkk	false
What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? one of them is purple	true
These second graders write really funny sympathy cards after teacher's father dies	false
If you’re graduating this year, you need to read this	false
You don't need a parachute to skydive... you need a parachute to skydive twice.	true
What do you call a polish airplane? a jet-ski.	true
This thread is literally cancer but just like cancer, it grows on you	true
Movie review series just seen it begins season 3 on pbs	false
If i washed my dick 100 times, would you suck it? -no? -you dirty cocksucker you.	true
pets a duck helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar	true
Someone told me i looked like a pokemon. i told them i thought it was a little farfetch'd.	true
Try to not be enchanted by these photos of the amalfi coast	false

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

true

'great gatsby' wedding inspiration for 1920s-themed nuptials (photos)

false

Few americans are confident in their ability to retire: study

false

Alligators sewing little pictures of rich white people on their shirts.

true

Life advice always keep your words soft and sweet - in case you have to eat them later.

true

I dropped my bowl of spaghettios and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. spooky

true

University of oregon strips klan-linked name from dormitory

false

Prison for mental health ceo who embezzled $500,000 for palm reader

false

Former versace store clerk sues over secret 'black code' for minority shoppers

false

Family dollar: the government shutdown is wreaking havoc on poor americans

false

Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison.

true

Smelled my finger after i took the bandaid off of it. don't do that.

true

We can't stop lol-ing at jason segel in front of small doors

false

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? a chicken

true

A minor diversion: playing house in a vacation rental

false

Mccain, graham: some in gop 'get it' on this big issue, but...

false

Paul ryan pressured to run for house speaker by kevin mccarthy, other republicans

false

Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard.

true

The pope is coming to the u.s. late night goodwill in the offing?

false

What do you call an attractive black mom? chocolate milf

true

Never call a woman fat an elephant never forgets.

true

How close we are to a 3-d-printed human heart

false

Reminder: the fbi doesn't just want to get inside one single iphone

false

Die antwoord's campaign video for alexander wang, plus zeflings (photos)

false

Magician david copperfield accused of sexual assault by ex-teen model

false

Where to go in europe: find out which countries fit your personality

false

I'd tell a chemestry joke but i'm afraid i wouldn't get a reaction.

true

50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!

true

With kim jong un's surprise visit, china sends a clear message: it will not be excluded

false

No one in my tree: john lennon's almería (photos)

false

Madonna's anti-trump cover of britney spears' 'toxic' is the antidote we need to 2016

false

Why did muhammad hire moses to help with his start-up? he wanted to double his prophets.

true

I decided to rob a blood bank they caught me red-handed.

true

Customer: waiter this soup tastes funny. waiter: so laugh sir.

true

Kim cattrall's missing brother found dead at his home

false

This altar can represent your wedding dreams and goals

false

South sudanese women are making moonshine to survive

false

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? because he's shellfish!

true

I dropped my phone in the bath now it's syncing.

true

'schoolhouse rock' composer bob dorough dead at 94

false

British politics is like a gym. everyone laughs when they see youkip.

true

Artist creates handmade digital images by stitching pixels

false

Yes, you can get bbq from a drive-thru

false

Chuck norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

true

Top 10 things i wish i 'd known when i started to grill

false

If owls are so wise why are they always eating rodents instead of pizza rolls?

true

I'm the weakest in my asian family they call me weak-ling

true

Health care is 'complicated' - here's one way to fix it

false

Wealthy gop donor sued twice by seth rich family: how many riches want to sue me?

false

What happens after someone kills a joke? it goes to valhaha.

true

Soul-talk: politics -- is there a way past blame and upset?

false

Why do women have trouble parking? because men tell them that 6 is more than it actually is.

true

9 tips for getting a good night's sleep in any guest bedroom

false

Two starks just reunited after years apart on 'game of thrones'

false

Kentucky gov. apologizes after claiming teacher protest would result in child abuse

false

Joseph russo plays joe pesci in the film jersey boys

false

What goes clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop? an amish drive-by shooting

true

Yoga: how we serve veterans and people with substance abuse

false

Guess who i bumped into at the opticians? everybody

true

What idiot called it becoming a zombie and not waking up on the wrong side of the dead

true

Paul lepage rebukes trump for 'stupid' refusal to accept election result

false

Why are buddhists so good at king cake because they are great and finding their inner piece

true

Cephalopod humour how much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? six quid....

true

Your restraining order says no, but the 1/8 gap between your living room curtains says yes.

true

Who makes the sweetest video games? masahiro saccharide

true

From zuckerberg to jobs: the aaron sorkin story

false

8 places you'd like to be taking a nap in right now

false

God is everywhere and knows everything? god sounds a lot like my ex-wife.

true

'stonewall' director says he chose a 'straight-acting' character to appeal to straight audiences

false

I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone.

true

I stayed up all night... trying to remember if i had amnesia or insomnia

true

Call me old fashioned but i prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair

true

You're the best ninja i've ever seen! and the worst ninja in general.

true

Trump: 'very important' for nfl players to stand for anthem

false

Isis releases video claiming to show mass execution in ancient palmyra

false

My math teacher insulted me he called me a third derivative

true

Why do smurfs laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls ????

true

My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks.. yet after two weeks i'm still asian

true

What do you give an injured alligator? gatorade

true

What do you call a screaming timepiece? an alarmed clock.

true

Dental x-rays linked to common brain tumor, study finds

false

Can i pet your dog? sure, but he can be aggressive.

true

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world? an ambulance

true

Why technology is the catalyst for a new era of aging in place

false

Warren buffett, berkshire hathaway board 'solidly in agreement' on successor

false

Experts say london mayor was right: terrorism is a reality of city life

false

Why does the tomato blushing? because it saw the salad dressing :d

true

Dispensaries in california city offer free marijuana for those who vote

false

Billionaire charter school leader says black politician worse than the kkk

false

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? one of them is purple

true

These second graders write really funny sympathy cards after teacher's father dies

false

If you’re graduating this year, you need to read this

false

You don't need a parachute to skydive... you need a parachute to skydive twice.

true

What do you call a polish airplane? a jet-ski.

true

This thread is literally cancer but just like cancer, it grows on you

true

Movie review series just seen it begins season 3 on pbs

false

If i washed my dick 100 times, would you suck it? -no? -you dirty cocksucker you.

true

*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar

true

Someone told me i looked like a pokemon. i told them i thought it was a little farfetch'd.

true

Try to not be enchanted by these photos of the amalfi coast

false