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How did moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam? egypt.
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Why do we eat too much on thanksgiving and always have room for pie? (video)
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Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone? he was part of doctors without boarders .
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Cooking off the cuff: the early-autumn market yields something resembling a chinese dinner
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Ben roethlisberger isn't the concussion 'culture change' the nfl needs
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Heidi klum's tattoo getting removed after divorce from seal (photos)
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The great beauty: the glory that is rome
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House tour: inside fashion designer monica botkier's brooklyn townhouse (photos)
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Chelsea vs bayern munich in champions league final: live score, updates, commentary
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Khloé kardashian finally reveals her pregnancy in emotional instagram
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How to frost windows with beer for privacy
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America sleeps at site of owner's twitter account waiting for return
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I assume every chinese tattoo i see stands for this was a mistake.
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Justin bieber 'snl' monologue spoofs black history month, valentine's day (video)
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If there's two things i hate, it's racist people and niggers.
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I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. i don't know y.
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One pirate says to the other, ey, you want some grog? and the other says, i made tea!
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Why won't you read this joke? cause you've already reddit!
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These pics prove kanye loves ice cream as much as he loves himself
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Trump would be an amazing dentist he is against anything that's not white and straight.
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College’s ‘women in math’ panel features only male speakers
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Hump day without humping is significantly less fun.
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You're looking at me like i live here and i don't: making a film in an alzheimer's unit
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How to clean: what to do with old batteries
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Justin bieber's spiked hat sparks criticism: is it really his worst look ever? (photos)
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Why do melons insist on having big weddings? because they just cantaloupe.
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Trump slaps new sanctions on iran after certifying its compliance with nuclear deal
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Sac capital ceo steven cohen throws a party despite indictment
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Don't forget the progressive victories that came out of an otherwise crappy year
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Jane fonda busts out one shady comeback for lily tomlin’s face-lift joke
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'me and earl and the dying girl' -- a film interview
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If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?
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Where did the amino acid go to church? the cysteine chapel.
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Request: give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)
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Researchers identify levels of gene that could play a key role in depression
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Something to celebrate: 12 of the best lgbt moments from august 25 - august 31
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Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9
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Heartbreaking video of a cow eating plastic trash sums up everything wrong with our oceans
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Adam and eve were the first people to agree to the apple terms and conditions without reading them.
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Border patrol rips undocumented mom from daughters in emotional video
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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? a brunch.
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'brave': a parent's guide to disney/pixar's latest movie
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It's warmer now, but i'm colder than when it was colder.
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You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
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I picked up a hitchhiker. you gotta when you hit them.
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Whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13
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Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs? the catharctic.
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Reclaiming our faith in the era of trump
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Formlabs 3d printer is a desktop-sized industrial-grade device you can (almost) afford
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What is he only jewish bird in the entire bird kingdom? the segal
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Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked bruce campbell in the chin. he broke every bone in that leg.
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Drake calls out creep groping a woman during his performance
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What do ghosts get when they're aroused? booners
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Im excited to have tubman on the twenty so we can use black people as currency again
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Why did johnny cash have the cocaine blues? he ran out of cocaine.
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Look: this kid lobbied australia's pm to let his moms get married -- and he got a response
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How to wear a house robe: from the stylelist network
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What's the hottest album in hell right now? views from the 666
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My shirt is 40% linen... i guess the other 60% is mccartney, harrison and starr.
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Man in suit humping 'fearless girl' statue is why we need feminism
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Economy shrinks for first time in 3 years
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This mom is fighting to criminalize drowsy driving in her state
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Washington won't fix obamacare costs, so these states are doing it themselves
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A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me i'm turning into my mother.
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England can't win anything. brazil took away their top spot of most embarrassing team.
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Here's what really happens when you shop for health insurance
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'welcome to hell': rio police warn they can't promise olympic protection
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I wish fox news was just news about foxes.
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What's beethoven's favourite fruit? ba na na na. ba na na na.
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6 ways hawaii will absolutely ruin your life forever
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Gold medal for hacking? cyfi should win it
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What is the best way to manage a full inbox? hillary clinton
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Vanilla ice should be president if there's a problem, yo, he'll solve it.
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Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in.
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A tribute to the most cringeworthy turkey pardon of all time, featuring sarah palin
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6 things you didn't know about michael b. jordan
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Dennis quaid divorce: a look back on actor's past marriages
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Congress should curb trump's ability to launch a nuclear first strike
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Stephen colbert, james corden sing 'me and my shadow' on 'the late show'
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Ruth bader ginsburg: i hope to see bipartisanship in congress 'when i'm still alive'
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There once was a man from massachusetts and his name is john cenaaaaaaa
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Know why a man shoved his head into a computer? take the fark weird news quiz
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Where does a vampire take a bath? in the bat-room (bathroom).
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Oh my god, linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants.
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Governor charged with helping democrats win says primary fights are good for the party
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Magician: i need a volunteer. we've never met before, right?
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Female democrats plan to wear black to trump's state of the union address
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Uber pledges $5 million to prevent sexual assault and domestic violence
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I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people.
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Steve scalise's twitter account posts touching father's day tribute
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Why elon musk’s plan to merge tesla with solarcity will probably work
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I'm going to be a clown for halloween. so i can finally get shot.
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Woman 'teleported' across fish festival in portable toilet
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What do you call a frog spy ? a croak and dagger agent !
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Half-baked heroes on the half-shell: hour of the wolf movie review of teenage mutant ninja turtles
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What does a syrian pirate say? allah akbarrr
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Busy philipps consoles michelle williams on 10th anniversary of heath ledger's death
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Premature babies have higher psychiatric risk, study says
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? a thon
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What did the sushi say to the bee? wasabi
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