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How did moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam? egypt. | true |
Why do we eat too much on thanksgiving and always have room for pie? (video) | false |
Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone? he was part of doctors without boarders . | true |
Cooking off the cuff: the early-autumn market yields something resembling a chinese dinner | false |
Ben roethlisberger isn't the concussion 'culture change' the nfl needs | false |
Heidi klum's tattoo getting removed after divorce from seal (photos) | false |
The great beauty: the glory that is rome | false |
House tour: inside fashion designer monica botkier's brooklyn townhouse (photos) | false |
Chelsea vs bayern munich in champions league final: live score, updates, commentary | false |
Khloé kardashian finally reveals her pregnancy in emotional instagram | false |
How to frost windows with beer for privacy | false |
America sleeps at site of owner's twitter account waiting for return | false |
I assume every chinese tattoo i see stands for this was a mistake. | true |
Justin bieber 'snl' monologue spoofs black history month, valentine's day (video) | false |
If there's two things i hate, it's racist people and niggers. | true |
I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. i don't know y. | true |
One pirate says to the other, ey, you want some grog? and the other says, i made tea! | true |
Why won't you read this joke? cause you've already reddit! | true |
These pics prove kanye loves ice cream as much as he loves himself | false |
Trump would be an amazing dentist he is against anything that's not white and straight. | true |
College’s ‘women in math’ panel features only male speakers | false |
Hump day without humping is significantly less fun. | true |
You're looking at me like i live here and i don't: making a film in an alzheimer's unit | false |
How to clean: what to do with old batteries | false |
Justin bieber's spiked hat sparks criticism: is it really his worst look ever? (photos) | false |
Why do melons insist on having big weddings? because they just cantaloupe. | true |
Trump slaps new sanctions on iran after certifying its compliance with nuclear deal | false |
Sac capital ceo steven cohen throws a party despite indictment | false |
Don't forget the progressive victories that came out of an otherwise crappy year | false |
Jane fonda busts out one shady comeback for lily tomlin’s face-lift joke | false |
'me and earl and the dying girl' -- a film interview | false |
If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits? | true |
Where did the amino acid go to church? the cysteine chapel. | true |
Request: give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable) | true |
Researchers identify levels of gene that could play a key role in depression | false |
Something to celebrate: 12 of the best lgbt moments from august 25 - august 31 | false |
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9 | true |
Heartbreaking video of a cow eating plastic trash sums up everything wrong with our oceans | false |
Adam and eve were the first people to agree to the apple terms and conditions without reading them. | true |
Border patrol rips undocumented mom from daughters in emotional video | false |
How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? a brunch. | true |
'brave': a parent's guide to disney/pixar's latest movie | false |
It's warmer now, but i'm colder than when it was colder. | true |
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet. | true |
I picked up a hitchhiker. you gotta when you hit them. | true |
Whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13 | true |
Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs? the catharctic. | true |
Reclaiming our faith in the era of trump | false |
Formlabs 3d printer is a desktop-sized industrial-grade device you can (almost) afford | false |
What is he only jewish bird in the entire bird kingdom? the segal | true |
Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked bruce campbell in the chin. he broke every bone in that leg. | true |
Drake calls out creep groping a woman during his performance | false |
What do ghosts get when they're aroused? booners | true |
Im excited to have tubman on the twenty so we can use black people as currency again | true |
Why did johnny cash have the cocaine blues? he ran out of cocaine. | true |
Look: this kid lobbied australia's pm to let his moms get married -- and he got a response | false |
How to wear a house robe: from the stylelist network | false |
What's the hottest album in hell right now? views from the 666 | true |
My shirt is 40% linen... i guess the other 60% is mccartney, harrison and starr. | true |
Man in suit humping 'fearless girl' statue is why we need feminism | false |
Economy shrinks for first time in 3 years | false |
This mom is fighting to criminalize drowsy driving in her state | false |
Washington won't fix obamacare costs, so these states are doing it themselves | false |
A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me i'm turning into my mother. | true |
England can't win anything. brazil took away their top spot of most embarrassing team. | true |
Here's what really happens when you shop for health insurance | false |
'welcome to hell': rio police warn they can't promise olympic protection | false |
I wish fox news was just news about foxes. | true |
What's beethoven's favourite fruit? ba na na na. ba na na na. | true |
6 ways hawaii will absolutely ruin your life forever | false |
Gold medal for hacking? cyfi should win it | false |
What is the best way to manage a full inbox? hillary clinton | true |
Vanilla ice should be president if there's a problem, yo, he'll solve it. | true |
Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in. | true |
A tribute to the most cringeworthy turkey pardon of all time, featuring sarah palin | false |
6 things you didn't know about michael b. jordan | false |
Dennis quaid divorce: a look back on actor's past marriages | false |
Congress should curb trump's ability to launch a nuclear first strike | false |
Stephen colbert, james corden sing 'me and my shadow' on 'the late show' | false |
Ruth bader ginsburg: i hope to see bipartisanship in congress 'when i'm still alive' | false |
There once was a man from massachusetts and his name is john cenaaaaaaa | true |
Know why a man shoved his head into a computer? take the fark weird news quiz | false |
Where does a vampire take a bath? in the bat-room (bathroom). | true |
Oh my god, linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants. | true |
Governor charged with helping democrats win says primary fights are good for the party | false |
Magician: i need a volunteer. we've never met before, right? | true |
Female democrats plan to wear black to trump's state of the union address | false |
Uber pledges $5 million to prevent sexual assault and domestic violence | false |
I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people. | true |
Steve scalise's twitter account posts touching father's day tribute | false |
Why elon musk’s plan to merge tesla with solarcity will probably work | false |
I'm going to be a clown for halloween. so i can finally get shot. | true |
Woman 'teleported' across fish festival in portable toilet | false |
What do you call a frog spy ? a croak and dagger agent ! | true |
Half-baked heroes on the half-shell: hour of the wolf movie review of teenage mutant ninja turtles | false |
What does a syrian pirate say? allah akbarrr | true |
Busy philipps consoles michelle williams on 10th anniversary of heath ledger's death | false |
Premature babies have higher psychiatric risk, study says | false |
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? a thon | true |
What did the sushi say to the bee? wasabi | true |
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