CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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My poor knowledge of greek mythology has been my achilles elbow	true
Daaaaaaad!! loki keeps stealing my thunder!! -adolescent thor	true
I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too.	true
My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. only 359 more to go.	true
What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? a bipolar bear.	true
I like my women like i like my cars ...all black and twenty eight hundred pounds!	true
What does batman call his dick? robin/nightwing - depends how big it is	true
How to be an entrepreneur who can see around corners	false
Gop 'firing back' at new todd akin memoir	false
If a teenage girl is unhappy, it's mom's fault –- so says new study	false
Say what you will about grammar nazis at least they aren't anti-semantic.	true
Never lie! said mommy to little timmy and handed him over to santa.	true
For donald trump donors, it's not about the money. it's about speaking truth to power.	false
Foreign diplomats voicing alarm to u.s. officials about trump	false
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronouce unionized	true
The black body is messy, complicated and whole	false
Nuts. two peanuts went for a walk in the park,one was a salted.	true
California home's $350,000 bar is totally amazing (photos)	false
What is a physicist's favorite social movement? half-lives matter.	true
10 quotes about love to make your heart go pitter-patter	false
Large west nile outbreaks follow warm winters, study finds	false
Trump budget’s foreign aid cuts could undercut u.s. security	false
Frozen grilled cheese sandwiches from chef m.j. brando are so strange	false
If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated what color would your bugatti be?	true
Buckminster fuller talks 'the geodesic life' in rare, animated interview	false
Patient: oh doctor, i'm just so nervous. this is my first operation. doctor: don't worry. mine too.	true
I wake up every morning feeling like a japanese democracy. huge erection.	true
11 foods that no man should eat... ever	false
Watch as mysterious fireball streaks across the oregon night sky	false
What did the indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? mumbai!	true
Stephen colbert grills donald trump over russian hacking in spoof interview	false
Rand paul's debate strategy has been leaked. he's going to filibuster the gop debate.	true
As trump's panel seeks personal data, these longtime voters cancel their registrations	false
Pravanth the indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 pm on the dot.	true
Restricting immigration won’t make american industries great again	false
Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. you just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.	true
With great power come great.. power bills. - uncle ben, electrician.	true
A follow up to 'for lgbtq survivors, ‘pride’ isn’t always a source of pride'	false
Another tech ceo pens an open letter to donald trump	false
What do you say to floyd mayweather after his arms have been cut off? whatever you like.	true
Repurposing ideas: 5 other uses for dish soap	false
I felt like i was going to be programming forever... ...so i took a `break;`	true
Winona ryder goes from angsty young star to... angsty adult actress (photos)	false
Groom's cake shaped like stack of cash displayed at wedding (photo)	false
Getting gold is like getting laid most of us don't.	true
Give me five hundred good reasons you think i'm too demanding.	true
Why what happened to reporters in ferguson matters so much	false
New york fashion week 2012: ports 1961 fall 2012 (photos)	false
I'm so attractive whenever i enter a room, the lights get turned on	true
5 ways millennials can toss technology for valentine's day	false
What happens when two friends travel the world	false
There's a band called 1023mb... you might have heard of them... but memory fades.	true
Ellie goulding gets real about sexism in the music industry	false
4 more reasons why receiving is harder than giving	false
Why would rip van winkle make a good janitor? because he swept for 20 years.	true
Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? so you can read their lips.	true
Mcdonald's turned to a firm with clinton ties to fight the fight for $15	false
10 things most kids don't know about their mothers	false
My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them.	true
A new joke about kim jong un (removed)	true
Scott walker steers clear of nuance on foreign policy	false
The power of art = theory. the power of power = praxis. the the of the = philosophy.	true
The donner party diet breakfast: jacks lunch: franks dinner: patties	true
Colorado sheriff accused of sexually assaulting inmate with developmental disabilities	false
I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against brazil.	true
I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months. i don't want to interrupt her.	true
Website facing kim kardashian lawsuit deletes article suggesting she staged robbery	false
11 ways to keep kids busy at your wedding	false
Grieving for boston: we can't do this again	false
Why do dogs lick their dicks? because they can.	true
Apparently. white is the new black... just ask the spokane naacp	true
Social unity is most important, says pm modi on india's 70th independence day	false
My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when i'm working as a janitor for mcdonalds.	true
Turning on the dishwasher... is what i call foreplay with my wife.	true
What do you get when bmw, volkswagen, and callaway design a car together? a mini golf.	true
Quiz: how much do you know about the gop candidates and religion?	false
Here's why it really might 'get better' for lgbt teen	false
Life lesson: never do anything which you don't want to explain to the paramedics.	true
Tv, computer ownership linked with obesity and diabetes in low-income countries	false
Lightening up the seriousness of self-care: tales of a new runner	false
Where does chewbacca research his college essays? wookiepedia	true
Where was bill clinton during his presidency? he was right between the bushes.	true
Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it.	true
I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone	true
I arranged a reddit meet up for /r/sexaddicts... ...and everyone came!	true
Why couldn't the salad bowl play scrabble? it had run out of lettuce	true
Taran killam's 'hamilton' look is giving us major jebidiah atkinson vibes	false
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.	true
What do you call a missing psychic midget? a small medium at large.	true
Eric garner's widow: 'i feel like he was murdered'	false
What do you call a cow with one leg? steak.	true
I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun only thing i got was a tan	true
The vergara era, part 1: how we got here	false
Is your innovation stuck? 5 ways to rethink your approach	false
The hilarious chaos of getting 4 kids under 4 ready for bed	false
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? popular	true
Arkansas town is dropping live turkeys from plane again this year	false
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.	true
How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? blizzard entertainment.	true
Q: why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent? a: because it nose.	true

My poor knowledge of greek mythology has been my achilles elbow

true

Daaaaaaad!! loki keeps stealing my thunder!! -adolescent thor

true

I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too.

true

My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. only 359 more to go.

true

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? a bipolar bear.

true

I like my women like i like my cars ...all black and twenty eight hundred pounds!

true

What does batman call his dick? robin/nightwing - depends how big it is

true

How to be an entrepreneur who can see around corners

false

Gop 'firing back' at new todd akin memoir

false

If a teenage girl is unhappy, it's mom's fault –- so says new study

false

Say what you will about grammar nazis at least they aren't anti-semantic.

true

Never lie! said mommy to little timmy and handed him over to santa.

true

For donald trump donors, it's not about the money. it's about speaking truth to power.

false

Foreign diplomats voicing alarm to u.s. officials about trump

false

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronouce unionized

true

The black body is messy, complicated and whole

false

Nuts. two peanuts went for a walk in the park,one was a salted.

true

California home's $350,000 bar is totally amazing (photos)

false

What is a physicist's favorite social movement? half-lives matter.

true

10 quotes about love to make your heart go pitter-patter

false

Large west nile outbreaks follow warm winters, study finds

false

Trump budget’s foreign aid cuts could undercut u.s. security

false

Frozen grilled cheese sandwiches from chef m.j. brando are so strange

false

If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated what color would your bugatti be?

true

Buckminster fuller talks 'the geodesic life' in rare, animated interview

false

Patient: oh doctor, i'm just so nervous. this is my first operation. doctor: don't worry. mine too.

true

I wake up every morning feeling like a japanese democracy. huge erection.

true

11 foods that no man should eat... ever

false

Watch as mysterious fireball streaks across the oregon night sky

false

What did the indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? mumbai!

true

Stephen colbert grills donald trump over russian hacking in spoof interview

false

Rand paul's debate strategy has been leaked. he's going to filibuster the gop debate.

true

As trump's panel seeks personal data, these longtime voters cancel their registrations

false

Pravanth the indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 pm on the dot.

true

Restricting immigration won’t make american industries great again

false

Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. you just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.

true

With great power come great.. power bills. *- uncle ben, electrician.*

true

A follow up to 'for lgbtq survivors, ‘pride’ isn’t always a source of pride'

false

Another tech ceo pens an open letter to donald trump

false

What do you say to floyd mayweather after his arms have been cut off? whatever you like.

true

Repurposing ideas: 5 other uses for dish soap

false

I felt like i was going to be programming forever... ...so i took a `break;`

true

Winona ryder goes from angsty young star to... angsty adult actress (photos)

false

Groom's cake shaped like stack of cash displayed at wedding (photo)

false

Getting gold is like getting laid most of us don't.

true

Give me five hundred good reasons you think i'm too demanding.

true

Why what happened to reporters in ferguson matters so much

false

New york fashion week 2012: ports 1961 fall 2012 (photos)

false

I'm so attractive whenever i enter a room, the lights get turned on

true

5 ways millennials can toss technology for valentine's day

false

What happens when two friends travel the world

false

There's a band called 1023mb... you might have heard of them... but memory fades.

true

Ellie goulding gets real about sexism in the music industry

false

4 more reasons why receiving is harder than giving

false

Why would rip van winkle make a good janitor? because he swept for 20 years.

true

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans? so you can read their lips.

true

Mcdonald's turned to a firm with clinton ties to fight the fight for $15

false

10 things most kids don't know about their mothers

false

My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them.

true

A new joke about kim jong un (removed)

true

Scott walker steers clear of nuance on foreign policy

false

The power of art = theory. the power of power = praxis. the the of the = philosophy.

true

The donner party diet breakfast: jacks lunch: franks dinner: patties

true

Colorado sheriff accused of sexually assaulting inmate with developmental disabilities

false

I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against brazil.

true

I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months. i don't want to interrupt her.

true

Website facing kim kardashian lawsuit deletes article suggesting she staged robbery

false

11 ways to keep kids busy at your wedding

false

Grieving for boston: we can't do this again

false

Why do dogs lick their dicks? because they can.

true

Apparently. white is the new black... just ask the spokane naacp

true

Social unity is most important, says pm modi on india's 70th independence day

false

My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when i'm working as a janitor for mcdonalds.

true

Turning on the dishwasher... is what i call foreplay with my wife.

true

What do you get when bmw, volkswagen, and callaway design a car together? a mini golf.

true

Quiz: how much do you know about the gop candidates and religion?

false

Here's why it really might 'get better' for lgbt teen

false

Life lesson: never do anything which you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

true

Tv, computer ownership linked with obesity and diabetes in low-income countries

false

Lightening up the seriousness of self-care: tales of a new runner

false

Where does chewbacca research his college essays? wookiepedia

true

Where was bill clinton during his presidency? he was right between the bushes.

true

Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it.

true

I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone

true

I arranged a reddit meet up for /r/sexaddicts... ...and everyone came!

true

Why couldn't the salad bowl play scrabble? it had run out of lettuce

true

Taran killam's 'hamilton' look is giving us major jebidiah atkinson vibes

false

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.

true

What do you call a missing psychic midget? a small medium at large.

true

Eric garner's widow: 'i feel like he was murdered'

false

What do you call a cow with one leg? steak.

true

I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun only thing i got was a tan

true

The vergara era, part 1: how we got here

false

Is your innovation stuck? 5 ways to rethink your approach

false

The hilarious chaos of getting 4 kids under 4 ready for bed

false

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? popular

true

Arkansas town is dropping live turkeys from plane again this year

false

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

true

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? blizzard entertainment.

true

Q: why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent? a: because it nose.

true