CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Bank of america's customer service ranking lags all other big banks: report	false
A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. no he didn't.	true
Pardon me while i slip into something a little more... unconscious.	true
Virgin atlantic flight from heathrow to jfk diverted to canada, becomes 27-hour ordeal	false
Why did the black guy crossed the road? because... chicken.lel	true
Donald trump claims his muslim ban helps christian refugees. it doesn't.	false
Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? because proper tea is theft!	true
Ricki lake wedding: talk show host elopes in southern california	false
10 (more) gorgeous colorized photos that put history in a new light	false
Double-dog dares and sexting: kids do it, do yours?	false
Hundreds killed as mudslide sweeps away homes in sierra leone	false
House democrats just had their best ever january fundraising haul	false
What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray	true
Starting a hammock company for kids called kidnaps and maybe i need to rethink some things.	true
Knock knock... knock knock. who's there? statue. statue who? statue knockin' on my door? thank you.	true
Harrods' disney princesses campaign includes top designers (video)	false
What happened when dumbo went to a mindrreader? they gave him his money back.	true
What do you get from a cow on the north pole? cold cream!	true
Did you hear the energizer bunny got arrested? he was charged with battery.	true
Why music? defining who we are through music	false
What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-pee	true
Wanna hear my construction joke? i'm still working on it...	true
There are two kinds of people in the world 1. those that like black licorice. 2. normal people.	true
Apple says it cares about diversity. facts say otherwise.	false
Who has the better search engine: yahoo, google, or microsoft? i dunno. let's google it!	true
What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? roseanne barr bodies heh	true
Two satellite antennas decided to get married the wedding was ok. but the reception was amazing!	true
State life expectancy: report details gains and losses in life expectancy around the country	false
Wait. what? you need two people for sex? what does the other one do?	true
Baby names inspired by coco chanel and other fashion icons	false
A day of shopping, sunning and history in port st. joe, florida's 'first capital'	false
Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge	false
Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much i want to see my own naked body.	true
I wish i had emo hair so it would cut its self	true
My uncle is a dead person guy. me last night when i couldn't think of the word mortician	true
Bernie sanders steps up feud with democratic establishment	false
The irish won't have enough fight to beat ou	false
New jersey judge rejects birther lawsuit against ted cruz	false
What did dracula say to frankenstein ?!? i like rape !! lol !!	true
Josh ritter defends gay rights at messiah college performance in pennsylvania	false
What does a muslim cowboy shout on his horse? jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!	true
Why are photographers always so depressed? because they always focus on the negatives.	true
Why did ted cruz's father assassinate jfk? to get to the other side!	true
Divorce cause: video game leads to marital tension for one chinese couple	false
Aids activist completes 21-month rowing journey across the atlantic	false
Why do sorority girls travel in packs of 1, 3, 5 or 7? because they can't even.	true
'daughters of the dust,' film inspiration for beyonce's 'lemonade,' returning to theaters	false
What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? an impasta	true
Take a plunge into 'the gem of texas'	false
Why were the persians attracted to the anatolian greeks? because they were ionic.	true
The loop of internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack.	true
What's the difference between a stoner and a jew? a stoner gets baked on purpose	true
How qatar is recruiting muslims for organ donation	false
There is nothing bad about masturbation... ...at least i fuck somebody i love.	true
Mylan may have overcharged u.s. for epipen by $1.27 billion	false
Voices of light channels joan of arc at berkeley's zellerbach hall (photos)	false
For his latest act, werner herzog goes 'into the inferno' of mystical volcanoes	false
Melania is trapped in the white house, says france's first lady	false
Forgiveness that forgets: seeing our mistakes through our eyes	false
Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? because it would be eel-eagle!	true
Boy that neil patrick harris is a real, man's man.	true
Diane keaton's golden globes 2014 suit was tailored perfection (photos)	false
Federal judge: trump administration must allow entry to immigrant visa holders	false
Me: hey, am i too wrinkly? daughter: you're old, that's going to happen. me: i meant my shirt.	true
What do you call a midget with down's syndrome who arrives to class late? a little tardy.	true
Vet clinic pays tribute to late pup in sweetest way	false
What do you call a guy with a shovel? doug	true
Suspect makes sure he's caught on camera during bizarre break-in	false
You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!	true
What did khloe kardashian do for a vegetable? broke up with james harden	true
What's e.t. short for? so he can fit in his spaceship.	true
Anyone want to come over for a topless pizza party? i'll supply the dough, you bring the toppings.	true
In israel's hour of need, neocons want to divest	false
Obesity risk higher for future sons of young male smokers	false
The downfall in homogenizing the causes of obesity	false
Why did the nevada skunk cross the state border? to follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.	true
Trump's opponents bash back in their most desperate hour	false
That wasn't chicken in the chow mein i'd make a great fortune cookie writer.	true
2 is the only even prime number. it's kind of odd, isn't it?	true
Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? so they don't whistle on the way down.	true
Adorable girl asks cops to get police cats as companions to police dogs	false
After-school program funding remains separate under new major education law	false
House intelligence committee votes to release democrats' rebuttal of nunes memo	false
Flight canceled? what to do when you're stranded	false
Bacon mistakes to avoid: how to cook bacon	false
Friends are like bananas. if you peel their skin and eat them, they will die.	true
My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns but he didn't know toucan play that game.	true
My life flashed before my eyes... ...turns out i'm epileptic and died from the seizure.	true
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot.	true
I just got ripped off by a chinese guy. this pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.	true
Tear stocks plummet after john boehner announces resignation	false
Airlines charging the highest fees: 24/7 wall st.	false
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? remarry	true
The continuing plight of gays in the former soviet union	false
You've never seen drake's 'hotline bling' danced like this before	false
Russia says syria's ceasefire under threat after u.s. airstrikes	false
After drinking that much, i just hope whatever i bring back home is some sort of human.	true
I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but i know i can stop whenever i want!	true
White house: it's 'highly inappropriate' for journalists to criticize a general	false
Ivanka trump: critics have 'unrealistic expectations' of how much i can influence my father	false

Bank of america's customer service ranking lags all other big banks: report

false

A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. no he didn't.

true

Pardon me while i slip into something a little more... unconscious.

true

Virgin atlantic flight from heathrow to jfk diverted to canada, becomes 27-hour ordeal

false

Why did the black guy crossed the road? because... chicken.lel

true

Donald trump claims his muslim ban helps christian refugees. it doesn't.

false

Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? because proper tea is theft!

true

Ricki lake wedding: talk show host elopes in southern california

false

10 (more) gorgeous colorized photos that put history in a new light

false

Double-dog dares and sexting: kids do it, do yours?

false

Hundreds killed as mudslide sweeps away homes in sierra leone

false

House democrats just had their best ever january fundraising haul

false

What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray

true

Starting a hammock company for kids called kidnaps and maybe i need to rethink some things.

true

Knock knock... knock knock. who's there? statue. statue who? statue knockin' on my door? thank you.

true

Harrods' disney princesses campaign includes top designers (video)

false

What happened when dumbo went to a mindrreader? they gave him his money back.

true

What do you get from a cow on the north pole? cold cream!

true

Did you hear the energizer bunny got arrested? he was charged with battery.

true

Why music? defining who we are through music

false

What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-pee

true

Wanna hear my construction joke? i'm still working on it...

true

There are two kinds of people in the world 1. those that like black licorice. 2. normal people.

true

Apple says it cares about diversity. facts say otherwise.

false

Who has the better search engine: yahoo, google, or microsoft? i dunno. let's google it!

true

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? roseanne barr bodies heh

true

Two satellite antennas decided to get married the wedding was ok. but the reception was amazing!

true

State life expectancy: report details gains and losses in life expectancy around the country

false

Wait. what? you need two people for sex? what does the other one do?

true

Baby names inspired by coco chanel and other fashion icons

false

A day of shopping, sunning and history in port st. joe, florida's 'first capital'

false

Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge

false

Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much i want to see my own naked body.

true

I wish i had emo hair so it would cut its self

true

My uncle is a dead person guy. me last night when i couldn't think of the word mortician

true

Bernie sanders steps up feud with democratic establishment

false

The irish won't have enough fight to beat ou

false

New jersey judge rejects birther lawsuit against ted cruz

false

What did dracula say to frankenstein ?!? i like rape !! lol !!

true

Josh ritter defends gay rights at messiah college performance in pennsylvania

false

What does a muslim cowboy shout on his horse? jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

true

Why are photographers always so depressed? because they always focus on the negatives.

true

Why did ted cruz's father assassinate jfk? to get to the other side!

true

Divorce cause: video game leads to marital tension for one chinese couple

false

Aids activist completes 21-month rowing journey across the atlantic

false

Why do sorority girls travel in packs of 1, 3, 5 or 7? because they can't even.

true

'daughters of the dust,' film inspiration for beyonce's 'lemonade,' returning to theaters

false

What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? an impasta

true

Take a plunge into 'the gem of texas'

false

Why were the persians attracted to the anatolian greeks? because they were ionic.

true

The loop of internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack.

true

What's the difference between a stoner and a jew? a stoner gets baked on purpose

true

How qatar is recruiting muslims for organ donation

false

There is nothing bad about masturbation... ...at least i fuck somebody i love.

true

Mylan may have overcharged u.s. for epipen by $1.27 billion

false

Voices of light channels joan of arc at berkeley's zellerbach hall (photos)

false

For his latest act, werner herzog goes 'into the inferno' of mystical volcanoes

false

Melania is trapped in the white house, says france's first lady

false

Forgiveness that forgets: seeing our mistakes through our eyes

false

Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? because it would be eel-eagle!

true

Boy that neil patrick harris is a real, man's man.

true

Diane keaton's golden globes 2014 suit was tailored perfection (photos)

false

Federal judge: trump administration must allow entry to immigrant visa holders

false

Me: hey, am i too wrinkly? daughter: you're old, that's going to happen. me: i meant my shirt.

true

What do you call a midget with down's syndrome who arrives to class late? a little tardy.

true

Vet clinic pays tribute to late pup in sweetest way

false

What do you call a guy with a shovel? doug

true

Suspect makes sure he's caught on camera during bizarre break-in

false

You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!

true

What did khloe kardashian do for a vegetable? broke up with james harden

true

What's e.t. short for? so he can fit in his spaceship.

true

Anyone want to come over for a topless pizza party? i'll supply the dough, you bring the toppings.

true

In israel's hour of need, neocons want to divest

false

Obesity risk higher for future sons of young male smokers

false

The downfall in homogenizing the causes of obesity

false

Why did the nevada skunk cross the state border? to follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

true

Trump's opponents bash back in their most desperate hour

false

That wasn't chicken in the chow mein i'd make a great fortune cookie writer.

true

2 is the only even prime number. it's kind of odd, isn't it?

true

Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? so they don't whistle on the way down.

true

Adorable girl asks cops to get police cats as companions to police dogs

false

After-school program funding remains separate under new major education law

false

House intelligence committee votes to release democrats' rebuttal of nunes memo

false

Flight canceled? what to do when you're stranded

false

Bacon mistakes to avoid: how to cook bacon

false

Friends are like bananas. if you peel their skin and eat them, they will die.

true

My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns but he didn't know toucan play that game.

true

My life flashed before my eyes... ...turns out i'm epileptic and died from the seizure.

true

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot.

true

I just got ripped off by a chinese guy. this pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.

true

Tear stocks plummet after john boehner announces resignation

false

Airlines charging the highest fees: 24/7 wall st.

false

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? remarry

true

The continuing plight of gays in the former soviet union

false

You've never seen drake's 'hotline bling' danced like this before

false

Russia says syria's ceasefire under threat after u.s. airstrikes

false

After drinking that much, i just hope whatever i bring back home is some sort of human.

true

I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but i know i can stop whenever i want!

true

White house: it's 'highly inappropriate' for journalists to criticize a general

false

Ivanka trump: critics have 'unrealistic expectations' of how much i can influence my father

false