CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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12 crucial life lessons we all need to remember	false
I can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die	true
In the footsteps of robinson crusoe: the facts behind the fiction on the looney front	false
Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? they need space.	true
The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders	true
Last survivor of treblinka nazi death camp dies at 93	false
Man pays for new truck with $12,000 in small bills and coins	false
5 things to discuss with kids about halloween costumes	false
Take a class on reggae with stephen marley	false
Your mother and i are like peanut butter and jelly she spreads and i jam	true
What do ted cruz and donald trump's father have in common? they pulled out too late.	true
What do you call people pretending to be a ball? roll playing im sry	true
'jewels of elul': stories, lessons to prepare for jewish high holidays	false
Huffpollster: even republicans aren't happy with the new gop-led congress	false
Why does snoop dogg always carry around an umbrella? fo drizzle	true
A ghost walks into a bar sorry sir the barmen says, we don't serve spirits after eleven	true
Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.	true
How do you stop a fish from smelling? cut its nose off.	true
What do you call the director of kill bill out in the sun? squintin' tarantino	true
What do you call a nun in a car? virgin mobile	true
9 inspiring kids caught in the act of greatness	false
Birthdays are good for us... statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.	true
Knock knock who's there? grandma grandma who? grandma gun, were goin huntin'	true
Paul ryan makes the simplistic case for obamacare repeal: you'll be free	false
5 visionary ideas hatched in the middle of the jungle	false
Weekend roundup: a democratic alliance to contain china?	false
Mental illness isn't a disease... ... it's all in the mind.	true
Cooking off the cuff: a horseradish sauce that (probably) won't make your eyes tear	false
Your mother has the prettiest teeth i ever came across.	true
*hires skywriter will you take me back if i stop wasting our money on frivolous things?	true
Inventive designer celebrates the most famous surfaces in architecture	false
Damn girl, are you from tennessee? cause your the only ten i see	true
Educating for the future: learning mandarin as a key to u.s.-china relations	false
Tillerson orders u.s. embassies to identify population groups for tougher visa screening	false
You can build a thousand bridges. you suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker.	true
This is the car people drive when they're old	false
Follow your dream, then unfollow it if it doesn't follow you back within 48 hours.	true
I've been reading a book on north african history it's very moorish.	true
You're so fake... even china denied they made you	true
22 toys every 'star wars,' 'transformers' & marvel fan should know about	false
I would say i'm pretty indecisive... well actually maybe not	true
Honda cr-v recall: automaker recalls 489,000 over concerns vehicle could catch fire	false
Watch: rupaul sings 'sissy that walk' with andrew w.k.	false
The best hotels in rome for anyone on a budget	false
Hello test hello * info * info2 * info3 balh blah	true
Bill cosby's new t.v. show premier's next month, rape victims say the darndest things!	true
Mom wants to ensure kids of color have party supplies that represent them	false
Laura ingraham's sponsors still bolting over comments about parkland survivor	false
What insect is the wood ant related to? the should ant and the could ant.	true
Who is the best underwater transformer? octopus prime!	true
I guarantee you, this is a joke donald trump	true
Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. what a semi.	true
What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food? delivery.	true
Jimmy kimmel has figured out what trump’s job will be after he’s impeached	false
I named my penis truth... because bitches can't handle it!	true
My gf likes it in the butt. she's an anal moll.	true
I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too...	true
This floating platform could filter the plastic from our polluted oceans	false
Every time mila kunis comes on my tv i do too	true
I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin.	true
Lucille ball's '50s ladylike style...and how to get it (photos)	false
Immigrant detainee hunger strike grows as men plead to be released	false
Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now i live on sesame street with ernie.	true
It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse right of way with immortality.	true
One size does not fit all: correcting muslim women’s empowerment training to end terrorism	false
Election-themed coloring book is about as meditative as we're gonna get	false
No need to fight over me, ladies. i'm perfectly capable of disappointing all of you sexually.	true
What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? answer: ash	true
20 awkward breakups that give us secondhand embarrassment	false
Healthier ways to bake without butter or oil	false
What type of pasta is most likely to cheat for a musical award? rigatoni	true
Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven? he was a pieromaniac.	true
Sheriff's 'politically incorrect' sign is soooo hip and edgy	false
Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in	true
Boston marathon bombing suspect dzhokhar tsarnaev under guard, awaits charges	false
A paralyzed man calls u-haul... hey can you help me move?	true
Is drunk an emotion? because if it is, i am feeling super emotional right now....	true
Don't worry, drink coffee: american heart month, day 15	false
'eagle dad' forces son to run almost naked in the snow (video)	false
Can you smell mothballs? i can't. i can never get their legs far enough apart.	true
Parents of picky or selective eaters, let 'trust and love' be your guide	false
What did one ball say to the other? this guy in the middle is a dick	true
Hey mark, do you want a threesome? so go home fast. perhaps you arrive on time.	true
Can you put your phone down for 2 seconds while i'm murdering you i mean really	true
Here's convincing photographic proof that unplugging can enhance every aspect of your life	false
How do zombies celebrate halloween? they paint the town dead!	true
Waldorf-astoria amnesty program asks guests to return stolen goods	false
Following trump’s lead, gop shifts from russia revelations to attack on leaks	false
Watch will arnett prank call a toy store as lego batman	false
There's an all you can eat-- cut to: my spinning empty office chair	true
I barely slept last night; i kept dreaming about mufflers. i'm exhausted.	true
Nacl / naoh the base is under assault!	true
Diy divorce: why you should think twice before divorcing without a lawyer	false
Alabama women protest roy moore by dressing as handmaids	false
Trump's own lawyers insisted there was no fraud in the 2016 election	false
Math/music joke: what do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues? delta blues.	true
$60k in 23 days: how indycar fans crowdfunded the fight against breast cancer	false
What is a seal's favorite drink? club soda	true
Brooke shields speaks out about her mother's alcoholism	false
Can you spot the difference between the strawberry moon and ham?	false

12 crucial life lessons we all need to remember

false

I can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die

true

In the footsteps of robinson crusoe: the facts behind the fiction on the looney front

false

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? they need space.

true

The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders

true

Last survivor of treblinka nazi death camp dies at 93

false

Man pays for new truck with $12,000 in small bills and coins

false

5 things to discuss with kids about halloween costumes

false

Take a class on reggae with stephen marley

false

Your mother and i are like peanut butter and jelly she spreads and i jam

true

What do ted cruz and donald trump's father have in common? they pulled out too late.

true

What do you call people pretending to be a ball? roll playing im sry

true

'jewels of elul': stories, lessons to prepare for jewish high holidays

false

Huffpollster: even republicans aren't happy with the new gop-led congress

false

Why does snoop dogg always carry around an umbrella? fo drizzle

true

A ghost walks into a bar sorry sir the barmen says, we don't serve spirits after eleven

true

Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.

true

How do you stop a fish from smelling? cut its nose off.

true

What do you call the director of kill bill out in the sun? squintin' tarantino

true

What do you call a nun in a car? virgin mobile

true

9 inspiring kids caught in the act of greatness

false

Birthdays are good for us... statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

true

Knock knock who's there? grandma grandma who? grandma gun, were goin huntin'

true

Paul ryan makes the simplistic case for obamacare repeal: you'll be free

false

5 visionary ideas hatched in the middle of the jungle

false

Weekend roundup: a democratic alliance to contain china?

false

Mental illness isn't a disease... ... it's all in the mind.

true

Cooking off the cuff: a horseradish sauce that (probably) won't make your eyes tear

false

Your mother has the prettiest teeth i ever came across.

true

*hires skywriter will you take me back if i stop wasting our money on frivolous things?

true

Inventive designer celebrates the most famous surfaces in architecture

false

Damn girl, are you from tennessee? cause your the only ten i see

true

Educating for the future: learning mandarin as a key to u.s.-china relations

false

Tillerson orders u.s. embassies to identify population groups for tougher visa screening

false

You can build a thousand bridges. you suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker.

true

This is the car people drive when they're old

false

Follow your dream, then unfollow it if it doesn't follow you back within 48 hours.

true

I've been reading a book on north african history it's very moorish.

true

You're so fake... even china denied they made you

true

22 toys every 'star wars,' 'transformers' & marvel fan should know about

false

I would say i'm pretty indecisive... well actually maybe not

true

Honda cr-v recall: automaker recalls 489,000 over concerns vehicle could catch fire

false

Watch: rupaul sings 'sissy that walk' with andrew w.k.

false

The best hotels in rome for anyone on a budget

false

Hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah

true

Bill cosby's new t.v. show premier's next month, rape victims say the darndest things!

true

Mom wants to ensure kids of color have party supplies that represent them

false

Laura ingraham's sponsors still bolting over comments about parkland survivor

false

What insect is the wood ant related to? the should ant and the could ant.

true

Who is the best underwater transformer? octopus prime!

true

I guarantee you, this is a joke donald trump

true

Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. what a semi.

true

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food? delivery.

true

Jimmy kimmel has figured out what trump’s job will be after he’s impeached

false

I named my penis truth... because bitches can't handle it!

true

My gf likes it in the butt. she's an anal moll.

true

I saw my ex while taking a test today wonder if she cheated on that too...

true

This floating platform could filter the plastic from our polluted oceans

false

Every time mila kunis comes on my tv i do too

true

I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin.

true

Lucille ball's '50s ladylike style...and how to get it (photos)

false

Immigrant detainee hunger strike grows as men plead to be released

false

Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now i live on sesame street with ernie.

true

It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse right of way with immortality.

true

One size does not fit all: correcting muslim women’s empowerment training to end terrorism

false

Election-themed coloring book is about as meditative as we're gonna get

false

No need to fight over me, ladies. i'm perfectly capable of disappointing all of you sexually.

true

What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? answer: ash

true

20 awkward breakups that give us secondhand embarrassment

false

Healthier ways to bake without butter or oil

false

What type of pasta is most likely to cheat for a musical award? rigatoni

true

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven? he was a pieromaniac.

true

Sheriff's 'politically incorrect' sign is soooo hip and edgy

false

Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in

true

Boston marathon bombing suspect dzhokhar tsarnaev under guard, awaits charges

false

A paralyzed man calls u-haul... hey can you help me move?

true

Is drunk an emotion? because if it is, i am feeling super emotional right now....

true

Don't worry, drink coffee: american heart month, day 15

false

'eagle dad' forces son to run almost naked in the snow (video)

false

Can you smell mothballs? i can't. i can never get their legs far enough apart.

true

Parents of picky or selective eaters, let 'trust and love' be your guide

false

What did one ball say to the other? this guy in the middle is a dick

true

Hey mark, do you want a threesome? so go home fast. perhaps you arrive on time.

true

Can you put your phone down for 2 seconds while i'm murdering you i mean really

true

Here's convincing photographic proof that unplugging can enhance every aspect of your life

false

How do zombies celebrate halloween? they paint the town dead!

true

Waldorf-astoria amnesty program asks guests to return stolen goods

false

Following trump’s lead, gop shifts from russia revelations to attack on leaks

false

Watch will arnett prank call a toy store as lego batman

false

There's an all you can eat-- cut to: my spinning empty office chair

true

I barely slept last night; i kept dreaming about mufflers. i'm exhausted.

true

Nacl / naoh the base is under assault!

true

Diy divorce: why you should think twice before divorcing without a lawyer

false

Alabama women protest roy moore by dressing as handmaids

false

Trump's own lawyers insisted there was no fraud in the 2016 election

false

Math/music joke: what do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues? delta blues.

true

$60k in 23 days: how indycar fans crowdfunded the fight against breast cancer

false

What is a seal's favorite drink? club soda

true

Brooke shields speaks out about her mother's alcoholism

false

Can you spot the difference between the strawberry moon and ham?

false