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Senate votes to confirm steven mnuchin as treasury secretary | false |
If i find out who stole my copy of ms office, i'll kill you... you have my word! | true |
5 crazy-good copycat recipes from your favorite restaurants | false |
Gop leaders may want roy moore to go away, but regular republicans aren't so sure | false |
Texas lawmakers launch new attacks on abortion, lgbtq rights | false |
What's better than a pair of emerency medical technicians? a paramedic(s)! | true |
Stormy daniels' attorney predicts michael cohen will turn on trump | false |
Breaking: fox news reports obama is no longer a suspect. | true |
Gop congressman tells flood victims: 'at some point god is telling you to move' | false |
How does hitler tie his shoes? in littles nazis. | true |
What language does robot marco run on? rubio on rails | true |
What does wonder woman call foreplay? amazon prime. | true |
I can finish the times' crossword in under five minutes but i struggle to eat the whole paper | true |
There's gold in them teeth! - prospector in a rap studio | true |
I wonder what chairs think about all day oh, here comes another asshole | true |
My heart health story: i underwent open-heart surgery at 20 | false |
What is a mexican's favorite sport event? cross country | true |
Cnbc caves to trump, agrees to limit gop debate to 2 hours | false |
Hot pants: how to wear them and still look like a lady (photos) | false |
Senate committee passes bill to end ban on hiv-positive organ donation | false |
Cop fired after fatal shooting gets his job back, plus $140,000 | false |
Freediver breaks his own world record, days after 'terrible' return to surface | false |
I went to purchase some camoflauge clothes the other day but i just couldn't see myself in them. | true |
How to keep tabs on an elderly parent when you can't be there | false |
Not enough doctors are treating heroin addiction with a life-saving drug | false |
I'm a heavy sleeper. also, a heavy awaker. okay, i'm fat. | true |
Evangelical christians hand donald trump a win in georgia's republican primary | false |
I've just left feedback for my second hand telescope i bought from ebay. rubbish; 2 stars. | true |
I met my spouse online: 9 online dating lessons i learned the hard way | false |
What do you put in an oragami gun? paper clips. | true |
9 ridiculously easy ways to stop being a slob at home in 2014 (photos) | false |
How do you take a pig to hospital? by hambulance! | true |
Watch dustin hoffman smooch judi dench on the kiss cam | false |
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb none. it's a hardware issue | true |
I won't say she's a cunt, but she has a certain je ne sais twat. | true |
Why are sea sponges good at statistics? they understand coralations! | true |
After losing her newborn, this mom is helping others prevent a condition connected to sids | false |
Bit creepy of my maths teacher to put a little kiss after each answer. | true |
'godzilla' crushes 2014 box office record on opening day | false |
Miguel cabrera's contract made lebron james wish nba didn't have a salary cap | false |
There are 10 types if people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't | true |
Watch larry wilmore make everyone nervous at the 2016 white house correspondents' dinner | false |
How to talk to women who are inside an mri tube | true |
My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside. | true |
Apple ceo while world is crazy about apple........ its ceo is crazy about bananas | true |
We spoke to 'will from queens,' the tearful, passionate mets fan | false |
Jessica chastain's golden globes dress 2014 proves she's still an a-lister (photos) | false |
What do you call a mexican on amphetamines? speedy gonzales. | true |
Want to hear a two word joke? woman's rights. | true |
Wife: it's so beautiful me: can you believe they named this after a website? | true |
9 'recipes' for happy, harmonious holiday family gatherings | false |
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? to the calf-ateria! | true |
Seattle act theater premiers political drama the invisible hand on 9/11 | false |
These stunning photos capture the loneliness of insomnia | false |
Dollars in democracy -- part i: super pacs | false |
I named my dog karma she's very well behaved. | true |
Judd apatow isn't a feminist, according to judd apatow | false |
Two clowns are running for public office... it's funny for me though because i live in canada. | true |
What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? a microwave doesn't brown your meat. | true |
Between default and reform: the night and day options for the greek economy | false |
The next bubble: is it time for the feds to cap college tuition? | false |
Why can't your wife make crispy bacon? because she got used to your soft meat. | true |
Why did the red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow. | true |
Anthony weiner marriage poll finds many think huma abedin should go rather than stay | false |
Bruce springsteen locks in broadway run this fall | false |
Devil worshipper leader: due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon. stan: hey there. | true |
Why did the pollock cross the road? because his dick was in the chicken. | true |
What did the ocean said to the shore? nothing, it just waved. | true |
The main thing i want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it's over. | true |
How my biracial family turns dinner into the most important time of the day | false |
Appeals court slaps down donald trump's travel ban yet again | false |
34 little princess leias paying tribute to carrie fisher | false |
Opposing nba teams unite to wear shirts honoring stephon clark | false |
Mom treats son's head injury with cannabis oil: 'he was in so much pain' | false |
That which does not kill you makes you stronger. so, all things? | true |
Ryan gosling reveals to gq australia he loves to knit | false |
A scarecrow just won a nobel prize. it was for being out-standing in his field. | true |
Adrienne maloof divorce from paul nassif is settled | false |
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood... | true |
Do we need to worry about our coconut water having saturated fat? | false |
I've had enough of my wife. thought the bloated cannibal. | true |
Shawn colvin opens up about living with depression | false |
World's most expensive cities for international residents (photos) | false |
Blue apron now has a whole30 meal plan, but only through february | false |
Alcohol is a perfect solvent. it dissolves marriages, families and careers. | true |
What do you call a sugary werewolf? a glycan | true |
Lupita nyong'o looks like pure royalty in cannes | false |
Keith ablow blames michael brown's stepfather for death | false |
How many potatoe does it take to kill a latvian? none (inspired by /u/aces613 ) | true |
Sheryl sandberg doesn't think fake news on facebook influenced the election | false |
I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life fuck scoliosis. | true |
I dont swirl my wine because im sophisticated i do it because i can barely stand | true |
How do you greet a slice of bread in germany? gluten tag! ba-dum tss. | true |
My girlfriend called me a pedophile i told her that's a big word for a 7 year old | true |
Maine leading the way on government of, for and by the people | false |
How does henry viii like his coffee? decap. | true |
Full cup, thirsty spirit: meditating with dinosaurs... really? | false |
Congress' weed guy grapples with the trump administration | false |
4 ways to get better lungs and make exercise easier | false |
When do we stop counting backwards i'm at like negative 42,360 | true |
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