CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The hotel collection: how to find the best sheets for the best nights sleep	false
Got my hair done again. i'm so blonde now i can barely spell my last name.	true
Did you hear about the man that slept on corduroy pillow? no? i'm surprised, it made headlines!	true
Here's who will moderate the presidential and vice presidential debates	false
Airasia ceo calls plane's disappearance his 'worst nightmare'	false
Life's like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last very long for fat people.	true
Brooklyn law school offers partial refund if grads don't get jobs	false
Joe biden tells lawmakers to 'do the right thing' on gun violence	false
Food security must be a top priority for the paris cop	false
My new year's resolution was to buy a velcro wall so far i'm sticking to it	true
Which is the best side of a banana to eat? the inside...	true
Maxine waters to bill o'reilly: 'i'm a strong black woman, and i cannot be intimidated'	false
Yesterday i told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning the birds loved it.	true
When movie violence helps inspire real violence, isn't it time to tone it down?	false
Why are jews noses so big? because air is free.	true
Youtube star caleb logan bratayley died from undetected medical condition	false
Why is divorce so expensive? its worth it!	true
Rules of engagement rings: how to save on the bridal bling	false
How do the lannisters save money on new beds? they push two twins together to make a king	true
Benedict cumberbatch finally knows how to say 'penguin'	false
What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly? inosaur.	true
I tired to kill myself today... but, it was all in vein.	true
U.s. commando dies in yemen raid that kills around 30 people	false
Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day sounds weird dozen tit?	true
Journalist walks off tv show when it won't address real cause of orlando shooting	false
Hillary clinton style condoms! rigged for her pleasure	true
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? the only thing left was de-brie	true
Suspects charged with theft of over $20,000 in victoria's secret lingerie	false
There's a scientific reason your brain thinks rainbow-colored food is so tasty	false
Philippines and vietnam in the south china sea: a burgeoning alliance	false
feeds you cheetos while running my fingers through your hair	true
What did snow white say to pinocchio after she sat on his face? lie to me, bitch!	true
Dirty joke my sex life with my wife has started degrading. guess it's time to bury her corpse	true
Meet the man educating a generation of compassionate leaders	false
Tuesday's morning email: 6 gop senators want to slow down the obamacare repeal process	false
A blood test could show if a woman is at risk for postpartum depression	false
From cursing to murder, facebook opens up about the site's 'community standards'	false
Bad jokes are like farts... ....better to let them pass.	true
Goldie hawn, kris jenner & more grandmas who don't dress like grandmas at all (photos)	false
Billy west reads donald trump quotes in the voice of zapp brannigan from 'futurama'	false
Just named my dog naked. now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday.	true
What is the mexicans favorite credit card company? capital juan	true
What's the hardest part about roller-blading? telling your parents you're gay.	true
So rude of ashton kutcher to file divorce papers right before demi moore's 150th birthday.	true
Celebrating our heritage by ensuring health equity for our future	false
A serial killer walks into a bar... ... and becomes the bartender.	true
A roadtrip from scottsdale to the grand canyon	false
Blue and pink hair: from the stylelist network	false
Tyra banks graduates from harvard business school (photos)	false
The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... hail, satan	true
Blake lively beauty evolution: the 'gossip girl' has been 50 shades of blonde (photos)	false
Remember that time joe biden succeeded the previous vice president? that was a dick move.	true
I shall final no more forever. -schooling bull	true
That movie was so bad... ...only helen keller liked it.	true
If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, i'm the healthiest person on the planet.	true
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like an altar boy.	true
What does a tree do when it wants to go home? it leaves.	true
5 of the best wurst on planet barbecue	false
Madelaine petsch says playing 'riverdale' mean girl is 'quite rewarding'	false
Damn girl, are you a haunted house? because i'm scared to come inside you.	true
Young adult author points to lack of diversity in genre	false
Eye-opening social experiment flips the script on domestic violence	false
Why are there no knock knock jokes about the united states? because in america, freedom rings.	true
Beyonce's 'god made you beautiful' leaks in full	false
Stephen colbert thinks he knows why donald trump bungled his budget	false
Police say sandra bullock's stalker had seven machine guns	false
What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? a dicktater	true
Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind it's too cheesy.	true
What type of weed do lizards smoke? mariguana.	true
You hear the one about the gay judges? yeah, they tried each other.	true
Braving a wild ropes course in arizona (video)	false
Spoiler alert for finding bigfoot tv show - they don't find him. again.	true
2 mohels banned after babies contract herpes from circumcision rite	false
Why do elephants have big flat feet? to stomp out burning ducks.	true
Michael avenatti posts photos of cohen with qatari investor accused of bribery	false
'butch,' photo book by kanithea powell, showcases lesbian identity	false
Us and canada promise to lead world to low-carbon economy	false
Somebody stole my mood ring i'm not sure how i feel about it	true
Soledad o'brien: 'feminism needs a really good pr agency'	false
Have you ever had sex while camping? its fucking intense.	true
Why is 77 better than 69? you get eight more	true
I hate ancient greek history! fuck the poleis!	true
On the outside looking in: reflections of a jew wounded by israel	false
Why was the hipster sweating? ...he wore a scarf before it was cool.	true
I know mexican judo judo know if i have a knife. judo know if i have a gun.	true
Katy perry's insecurities about beauty are just like ours (video)	false
My office password's been hacked. that's the third time i've had to rename the cat.	true
I don't like the term substance abuse i prefer teaching substance a lesson	true
At least 20 killed in baghdad suicide bombings	false
Gay viral videos of 2013: tom daley, steve grand, flash mob proposals and more	false
Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer.	true
What does a japanese man experience when he marries a jewish woman? marital bris	true
Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.	true
I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes but it's really hard	true
5 reasons you should never take advice from celebrities	false
Nbc apologizes for commentator's japan remarks at olympic opening ceremony	false
Starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name	true
Best style quotes: gwen stefani, lauren hutton, lady gaga and more on makeup	false
What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down? a tomato in an elevator	true
My advice to young women considering breast implants	false

The hotel collection: how to find the best sheets for the best nights sleep

false

Got my hair done again. i'm so blonde now i can barely spell my last name.

true

Did you hear about the man that slept on corduroy pillow? no? i'm surprised, it made headlines!

true

Here's who will moderate the presidential and vice presidential debates

false

Airasia ceo calls plane's disappearance his 'worst nightmare'

false

Life's like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last very long for fat people.

true

Brooklyn law school offers partial refund if grads don't get jobs

false

Joe biden tells lawmakers to 'do the right thing' on gun violence

false

Food security must be a top priority for the paris cop

false

My new year's resolution was to buy a velcro wall so far i'm sticking to it

true

Which is the best side of a banana to eat? the inside...

true

Maxine waters to bill o'reilly: 'i'm a strong black woman, and i cannot be intimidated'

false

Yesterday i told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning the birds loved it.

true

When movie violence helps inspire real violence, isn't it time to tone it down?

false

Why are jews noses so big? because air is free.

true

Youtube star caleb logan bratayley died from undetected medical condition

false

Why is divorce so expensive? its worth it!

true

Rules of engagement rings: how to save on the bridal bling

false

How do the lannisters save money on new beds? they push two twins together to make a king

true

Benedict cumberbatch finally knows how to say 'penguin'

false

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly? inosaur.

true

I tired to kill myself today... but, it was all in vein.

true

U.s. commando dies in yemen raid that kills around 30 people

false

Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day sounds weird dozen tit?

true

Journalist walks off tv show when it won't address real cause of orlando shooting

false

Hillary clinton style condoms! *rigged for her pleasure*

true

Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? the only thing left was de-brie

true

Suspects charged with theft of over $20,000 in victoria's secret lingerie

false

There's a scientific reason your brain thinks rainbow-colored food is so tasty

false

Philippines and vietnam in the south china sea: a burgeoning alliance

false

*feeds you cheetos while running my fingers through your hair*

true

What did snow white say to pinocchio after she sat on his face? lie to me, bitch!

true

Dirty joke my sex life with my wife has started degrading. guess it's time to bury her corpse

true

Meet the man educating a generation of compassionate leaders

false

Tuesday's morning email: 6 gop senators want to slow down the obamacare repeal process

false

A blood test could show if a woman is at risk for postpartum depression

false

From cursing to murder, facebook opens up about the site's 'community standards'

false

Bad jokes are like farts... ....better to let them pass.

true

Goldie hawn, kris jenner & more grandmas who don't dress like grandmas at all (photos)

false

Billy west reads donald trump quotes in the voice of zapp brannigan from 'futurama'

false

Just named my dog naked. now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday.

true

What is the mexicans favorite credit card company? capital juan

true

What's the hardest part about roller-blading? telling your parents you're gay.

true

So rude of ashton kutcher to file divorce papers right before demi moore's 150th birthday.

true

Celebrating our heritage by ensuring health equity for our future

false

A serial killer walks into a bar... ... and becomes the bartender.

true

A roadtrip from scottsdale to the grand canyon

false

Blue and pink hair: from the stylelist network

false

Tyra banks graduates from harvard business school (photos)

false

The devil asked his resident weatherman what the forecast was for the week ahead... hail, satan

true

Blake lively beauty evolution: the 'gossip girl' has been 50 shades of blonde (photos)

false

Remember that time joe biden succeeded the previous vice president? that was a dick move.

true

I shall final no more forever. -schooling bull

true

That movie was so bad... ...only helen keller liked it.

true

If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, i'm the healthiest person on the planet.

true

How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like an altar boy.

true

What does a tree do when it wants to go home? it leaves.

true

5 of the best wurst on planet barbecue

false

Madelaine petsch says playing 'riverdale' mean girl is 'quite rewarding'

false

Damn girl, are you a haunted house? because i'm scared to come inside you.

true

Young adult author points to lack of diversity in genre

false

Eye-opening social experiment flips the script on domestic violence

false

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the united states? because in america, freedom rings.

true

Beyonce's 'god made you beautiful' leaks in full

false

Stephen colbert thinks he knows why donald trump bungled his budget

false

Police say sandra bullock's stalker had seven machine guns

false

What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? a dicktater

true

Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind it's too cheesy.

true

What type of weed do lizards smoke? mariguana.

true

You hear the one about the gay judges? yeah, they tried each other.

true

Braving a wild ropes course in arizona (video)

false

Spoiler alert for finding bigfoot tv show - they don't find him. again.

true

2 mohels banned after babies contract herpes from circumcision rite

false

Why do elephants have big flat feet? to stomp out burning ducks.

true

Michael avenatti posts photos of cohen with qatari investor accused of bribery

false

'butch,' photo book by kanithea powell, showcases lesbian identity

false

Us and canada promise to lead world to low-carbon economy

false

Somebody stole my mood ring i'm not sure how i feel about it

true

Soledad o'brien: 'feminism needs a really good pr agency'

false

Have you ever had sex while camping? its fucking intense.

true

Why is 77 better than 69? you get eight more

true

I hate ancient greek history! fuck the poleis!

true

On the outside looking in: reflections of a jew wounded by israel

false

Why was the hipster sweating? ...he wore a scarf before it was cool.

true

I know mexican judo judo know if i have a knife. judo know if i have a gun.

true

Katy perry's insecurities about beauty are just like ours (video)

false

My office password's been hacked. that's the third time i've had to rename the cat.

true

I don't like the term substance abuse i prefer teaching substance a lesson

true

At least 20 killed in baghdad suicide bombings

false

Gay viral videos of 2013: tom daley, steve grand, flash mob proposals and more

false

Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer.

true

What does a japanese man experience when he marries a jewish woman? marital bris

true

Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

true

I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes but it's really hard

true

5 reasons you should never take advice from celebrities

false

Nbc apologizes for commentator's japan remarks at olympic opening ceremony

false

Starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name

true

Best style quotes: gwen stefani, lauren hutton, lady gaga and more on makeup

false

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down? a tomato in an elevator

true

My advice to young women considering breast implants

false