CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Baby seal so, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ...	true
2 men indicted in bacon vandalism at islamic center	false
The razor residence in la jolla, california may be the real 'iron man' house (photos)	false
Bethenny frankel reveals whether or not she'll marry again	false
Why did the devil buy so many shoes? he wanted their soles.	true
Once i saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at ikea. he said: who wrote this bullshit	true
Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?	true
50 years later: racial outrage and the importance of the 1965 watts uprising	false
What's the difference between a princess and a witch? 2 years of marriage.	true
Til that in 1940 a german u-boat captain found himself aboard a british vessel. whoops, wrong sub.	true
I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references.	true
4 parenting tips that are music to your ears	false
Here's how you can help lgbtq communities around the country	false
Sheryl sandberg is living the working mother's dream	false
Why are camels referred to as the ships of the desert ? they are full of iranian seman	true
The state with the highest well-being (and no, it's not hawaii)	false
Laverne cox: 'planned parenthood is a welcoming place for transgender people'	false
I got gas today for $1.09! too bad it was from taco bell.	true
Elizabeth banks as 'power rangers' villain rita repulsa is giving us major poison ivy vibes	false
Calling bullsh*t on 'the drug war is not about race'	false
What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? humpme dumpme!	true
On world lion day, let's celebrate the lions that made us who we are	false
Graduation ceremonies turned into silent protests at elite universities	false
If you were anti-pencil would you be erasist?	true
Who's got the tightest bod in the north pole? abdominal snowman	true
Tifu by mixing up my sub order at subway. whoops, wrong sub.	true
I climbed a really tall ladder. afterwards, i was rung out.	true
Mars rover crash: what if curiosity doesn't touch down safely?	false
In russia they don't have netflix, they have njetflix.	true
Lawsuit accusing trump of inciting rally violence gets green light from judge	false
Relinquishing our uncomfortable inheritance: eran riklis' a borrowed identity	false
I'm in a band called arrogant rat we're like modest mouse but way better	true
Humanism isn’t just about being right, it’s about doing right	false
4 reasons to swap regret over your breakup for excitement	false
Are small presses the best choice for latino writers?	false
Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? he heard the snow blower coming.	true
U.s. intel officials knew last year about cia security breach that led to wikileaks dump	false
I asked a german man if he had a wife he said he had nein.	true
Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket.	true
I hope fatboy slim dies on the hollywood boulevard halfway between the gutter and the stars.	true
This summer's must-see gay web series takes a (humorously) dramatic turn	false
On factory farms, not all cruelty is a crime	false
How are skunks able to avoid danger? by using their instinks and common scents!	true
Damn girl are you baking chocolate? because you're bitter as fuck.	true
Boston teachers visit students' countries of origin to bridge cultural divide	false
Kendall & kylie jenner's christmas gifts include celine, christian louboutin & balenciaga (photos)	false
What's the difference between apathy & empathy? don't know. don't care.	true
Democratic election sweep may complicate gop push for tax reform	false
Every so often, i like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.	true
What has four legs and quacks? a paradox	true
Buckminster fuller's vision of a world that works for everyone	false
Marriage after infidelity: psychologist says affair may strengthen relationship	false
Summer carry-on luggage and travel bags for all types	false
Why are squirrels actions so sexual? they are always trying to bust a nut	true
What's the difference between a onion and a prostitute? i don't cry when i cut prostitutes.	true
Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? nothing.. they like to blow..	true
Home storage gold ira - is it against irs regulations?	false
What's a canadian anarchist's favorite shape? a circle, eh.	true
For international women's day, let's pass ivawa to protect women and girls	false
What's the difference between hitler and michael phelps? michael phelps could finish a race.	true
Nigeria says it arrested 20 suspected boko haram chiefs	false
Sahar speaks: giving the women of afghanistan a voice	false
The end of the big oil and gas game has come	false
Can a nonprofit organization have a president/ceo and an executive director?	false
Why does mario hate punchbug? because he bruises like-a peach!	true
Stephen colbert trolls alex jones with big mouth billy bass grilling	false
The alchemists: a conversation with phil stutz, part i	false
What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in? a timely manor.	true
Sean spicer claims he never 'knowingly' lied to the american people	false
Wednesday's morning email: the biggest winner in trump's proposed tax plan	false
Super soul sunday: an unexpected burst of love	false
Democratic debate is in flint, michigan would you like some water secretary?? no, not at all!	true
The bartender says... we don't serve tachyons here. a tachyon walks into a bar.	true
5 things you should stop saying when you hit 60	false
What is al qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets	true
What sits down but doesn't get back up? a redditor.	true
Kitchen and bath design trends reveal shift toward sophisticated neutrals (photos)	false
How do you count cows? with a cowculator	true
Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? he needed some time to himself to decompose.	true
Yo momma so fat and a slut... her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!	true
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? robertoe	true
A skeleton walks into a bar and says i'll have a drink and a mop	true
Pretty fucked-up that your grandfather used to jerk it while thinking about betty boop drawings.	true
What do you call a barn full of black people? a police shooting range.	true
Steve and jean-ralphio are now convinced they're father and son	false
What celebrating two easters taught me about love and respect	false
A man walks into a bar ouch -badumtiss-	true
Dwayne johnson's fans celebrate his hollywood star in the sweetest way	false
What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? relative humidity	true
The u.s. is part of a war in yemen, and neither clinton nor trump will talk about it	false
Ho, ho, ho, who delivers those holiday gifts?	false
All rooms are panic rooms if there is no iphone charger	true
This is what heat stroke does to your body	false
Bill maher goes full 'csi' to connect the dots between donald trump and russia	false
Why did the berlin wall come down? it didn't match with the iron curtains.	true
Your 2014 horoscope: exciting romance or sexual liberation?	false
Several ducks were found dead in a playground. police are suspecting fowl play.	true
Turks head to polls with concerns over poverty and inequality	false
Volkswagen confirms $4.3 billion u.s. settlement over diesel scandal	false
It's raining in italy that's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop.	true

Baby seal so, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ...

true

2 men indicted in bacon vandalism at islamic center

false

The razor residence in la jolla, california may be the real 'iron man' house (photos)

false

Bethenny frankel reveals whether or not she'll marry again

false

Why did the devil buy so many shoes? he wanted their soles.

true

Once i saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at ikea. he said: who wrote this bullshit

true

Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?

true

50 years later: racial outrage and the importance of the 1965 watts uprising

false

What's the difference between a princess and a witch? 2 years of marriage.

true

Til that in 1940 a german u-boat captain found himself aboard a british vessel. whoops, wrong sub.

true

I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references.

true

4 parenting tips that are music to your ears

false

Here's how you can help lgbtq communities around the country

false

Sheryl sandberg is living the working mother's dream

false

Why are camels referred to as the ships of the desert ? they are full of iranian seman

true

The state with the highest well-being (and no, it's not hawaii)

false

Laverne cox: 'planned parenthood is a welcoming place for transgender people'

false

I got gas today for $1.09! too bad it was from taco bell.

true

Elizabeth banks as 'power rangers' villain rita repulsa is giving us major poison ivy vibes

false

Calling bullsh*t on 'the drug war is not about race'

false

What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? humpme dumpme!

true

On world lion day, let's celebrate the lions that made us who we are

false

Graduation ceremonies turned into silent protests at elite universities

false

If you were anti-pencil would you be erasist?

true

Who's got the tightest bod in the north pole? abdominal snowman

true

Tifu by mixing up my sub order at subway. whoops, wrong sub.

true

I climbed a really tall ladder. afterwards, i was rung out.

true

Mars rover crash: what if curiosity doesn't touch down safely?

false

In russia they don't have netflix, they have njetflix.

true

Lawsuit accusing trump of inciting rally violence gets green light from judge

false

Relinquishing our uncomfortable inheritance: eran riklis' a borrowed identity

false

I'm in a band called arrogant rat we're like modest mouse but way better

true

Humanism isn’t just about being right, it’s about doing right

false

4 reasons to swap regret over your breakup for excitement

false

Are small presses the best choice for latino writers?

false

Why did frosty the snowman pull down his pants? he heard the snow blower coming.

true

U.s. intel officials knew last year about cia security breach that led to wikileaks dump

false

I asked a german man if he had a wife he said he had nein.

true

Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket.

true

I hope fatboy slim dies on the hollywood boulevard halfway between the gutter and the stars.

true

This summer's must-see gay web series takes a (humorously) dramatic turn

false

On factory farms, not all cruelty is a crime

false

How are skunks able to avoid danger? by using their instinks and common scents!

true

Damn girl are you baking chocolate? because you're bitter as fuck.

true

Boston teachers visit students' countries of origin to bridge cultural divide

false

Kendall & kylie jenner's christmas gifts include celine, christian louboutin & balenciaga (photos)

false

What's the difference between apathy & empathy? don't know. don't care.

true

Democratic election sweep may complicate gop push for tax reform

false

Every so often, i like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.

true

What has four legs and quacks? a paradox

true

Buckminster fuller's vision of a world that works for everyone

false

Marriage after infidelity: psychologist says affair may strengthen relationship

false

Summer carry-on luggage and travel bags for all types

false

Why are squirrels actions so sexual? they are always trying to bust a nut

true

What's the difference between a onion and a prostitute? i don't cry when i cut prostitutes.

true

Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? nothing.. they like to blow..

true

Home storage gold ira - is it against irs regulations?

false

What's a canadian anarchist's favorite shape? a circle, eh.

true

For international women's day, let's pass ivawa to protect women and girls

false

What's the difference between hitler and michael phelps? michael phelps could finish a race.

true

Nigeria says it arrested 20 suspected boko haram chiefs

false

Sahar speaks: giving the women of afghanistan a voice

false

The end of the big oil and gas game has come

false

Can a nonprofit organization have a president/ceo and an executive director?

false

Why does mario hate punchbug? because he bruises like-a peach!

true

Stephen colbert trolls alex jones with big mouth billy bass grilling

false

The alchemists: a conversation with phil stutz, part i

false

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in? a timely manor.

true

Sean spicer claims he never 'knowingly' lied to the american people

false

Wednesday's morning email: the biggest winner in trump's proposed tax plan

false

Super soul sunday: an unexpected burst of love

false

Democratic debate is in flint, michigan would you like some water secretary?? no, not at all!

true

The bartender says... we don't serve tachyons here. a tachyon walks into a bar.

true

5 things you should stop saying when you hit 60

false

What is al qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets

true

What sits down but doesn't get back up? a redditor.

true

Kitchen and bath design trends reveal shift toward sophisticated neutrals (photos)

false

How do you count cows? with a cowculator

true

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? he needed some time to himself to decompose.

true

Yo momma so fat and a slut... her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!

true

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? robertoe

true

A skeleton walks into a bar and says i'll have a drink and a mop

true

Pretty fucked-up that your grandfather used to jerk it while thinking about betty boop drawings.

true

What do you call a barn full of black people? a police shooting range.

true

Steve and jean-ralphio are now convinced they're father and son

false

What celebrating two easters taught me about love and respect

false

A man walks into a bar ouch -badumtiss-

true

Dwayne johnson's fans celebrate his hollywood star in the sweetest way

false

What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? relative humidity

true

The u.s. is part of a war in yemen, and neither clinton nor trump will talk about it

false

Ho, ho, ho, who delivers those holiday gifts?

false

All rooms are panic rooms if there is no iphone charger

true

This is what heat stroke does to your body

false

Bill maher goes full 'csi' to connect the dots between donald trump and russia

false

Why did the berlin wall come down? it didn't match with the iron curtains.

true

Your 2014 horoscope: exciting romance or sexual liberation?

false

Several ducks were found dead in a playground. police are suspecting fowl play.

true

Turks head to polls with concerns over poverty and inequality

false

Volkswagen confirms $4.3 billion u.s. settlement over diesel scandal

false

It's raining in italy that's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop.

true