CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Did you know hellen keller had a dog? neither did she.	true
Police hope to use dna to catch the zodiac killer	false
Eric trump joins attack on kirsten gillibrand, says she asked for money 'every 3 days'	false
I've just bought a transparent megaphone. now everyone can hear me loud and clear.	true
Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars and im leonardo dicaprio :(	true
Guy in trump hat and 'deplorables' t-shirt arrested at texas polling place	false
Ghostly portraits explore 'anonymous women' and their homes	false
Q: what do you call cheese that's not yours? a: nacho cheese!	true
Survey says christmas eve is most popular day to pop the question	false
Mexican word of the day: chicken wing my wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money.	true
Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? i know i do...	true
There's a good chance your brain will fall for this color trick	false
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? call her and tell her.	true
How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad? if the vet says it's mutt-astasized.	true
Four seasons resort launches first of its kind wild restaurant (video)	false
When you google 'why do women ...' some very interesting results come up	false
3-year-old missing after left outside for not drinking milk: cops	false
You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for times new ramen	true
These are the most generous cities in america	false
New 'brain training' app could help people with schizophrenia	false
Fbi releases documents related to its clinton email investigation	false
Samuel l. jackson breaks out his lightsaber for star wars day	false
Ellen degeneres reveals she was the inspiration for 'miss congeniality'	false
What happened when the composer got angry? he flew off the handel	true
William trost richards painting 'adirondack landscape' donated to adirondack museum (photo)	false
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? because it had nobody to go with.	true
I was going to buy a book on phobias but i was afraid it wasn't going to work	true
Knock knock who's there ! boo ! boo who ? just boo ! i'm a ghost !	true
Why waiting to sign up for an obamacare plan could cost you a bundle	false
There was a shooting at the apple store last night. there were no iwitnesses.	true
Me: excuse me sir, what's your wi-fi password? him: * this is a funeral	true
What are indcs and why will you be talking about them this year?	false
This blended family can teach us a lot about compromise	false
Huffpost headline quiz: june 23 to june 29	false
What is the difference between reddit and a fetish party? you might actually get me to sub here.	true
Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? i've only seen the trailer.	true
4 easy moves to help you deal with pregnancy back pain (watch!)	false
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison..	true
The value of a dollar in every state	false
Macho men, run and hide -- the closer is coming	false
The assault on journalism: building knowledge to protect freedom of expression	false
Positive post-it note day sheds light on a tragic year at appalachian state university	false
What do you call a group of dead geologists? mineral spirits	true
Chip gaines slams claim that he and joanna don't put family first	false
What do you call a flatulent teacher? a tutor	true
I tried to be a pornstar but apparently that type of content breaks terms of service on vine	true
What can you find in the middle of no where?	true
Did you get a haircut? no, i dyed the tips of my hair invisible...	true
How do you know your sister is having her period? when your fathers dick taste like blood.	true
If i had a nickel for every racist thing i said... some black guy would rob me...	true
What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? hey, i think he moved.	true
The gop's political strong man act is a big con	false
For the life of me, i can't understand why small and medium pizzas exist.	true
Gop moderates plot way out of house budget mess	false
What do reddit and pedophiles have in common? they are both fucking immature assholes...	true
Top-tier gymnast maggie nichols says larry nassar sexually abused her, too	false
Poll: trump and clinton are both spectacularly unpopular candidates	false
David beckham: my super bowl ad was 'kind of embarrassing'	false
I couldn't figure out how the hammer and nails worked... so i just said screw it.	true
Male friend i hate tea... me of course you like tea! friend ...? me tit-teas...	true
A snake walks into a bar... the bartender says, how did you do that?	true
House beautiful introduces new contributor, gabrielle hamilton, owner of prune	false
That moment the wi-fi freezes as your teammate leads an olympic final	false
10 seasons of colbert pulling things out from under his desk	false
The life electric: go for bold this summer	false
What do you call the loch ness monster on drugs you're high ness	true
Brian mcknight on the lessons artists can learn from prince and beyoncé	false
Deadly police helicopter crash in rio after day of intense firefights	false
I was raised as an only child. my siblings took it pretty hard.	true
Jesse williams set to be honored with humanitarian award at the 2016 bet awards	false
Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... he was afraid of the may weather.	true
What do you call a sheep taking ambien? shleepy!	true
Michael eggman midterm election results: dem challenger loses house race	false
Will gop respect voters and seat doug jones before vote on trump tax plan?	false
Why are dead baby jokes so funny? they never grow old.	true
Baby preston, chimp play through glass at sedgwick county zoo in kansas (video)	false
The anti-semitic neighbor from my past who still haunts me	false
8 gorgeous greenhouses that have us wanting to become botanists (photos)	false
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 17	false
Did you hear about the contortionist who filed for bankruptcy? he couldn't make ends meet.	true
Trump calls elephant trophy hunting a 'horror show,' says he's unlikely to allow imports	false
Two ways to give back this memorial day	false
The crawleys are back: why the world loves downton abbey	false
Don't you just hate it when you bp red wine on a white tablecloth?	true
Why did the cookie smoke weed? because he wanted to get baked.	true
What's the square root of optimus prime? i'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.	true
7 incredible things that happen once you learn to enjoy being alone	false
So donald trump wakes up in the white house one morning...	true
What do you call a greek virgins anus? a loophole credit to doug benson	true
Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers license? because she got an f in sex.	true
I used to steal funny jokes i still do, but i used to, too.	true
Do smartphones inhibit a boy's ability to communicate with girls?	false
Do latin@s have better sex? are we even allowed to ask that?	false
No quick fix to fighting depression comes without long-term side effects	false
Disney owns miramax, so the gimp from pulp fiction is technically a disney princess.	true
'broad city' prepares for the apocalypse on the day of trump's inauguration	false
6 things fast food companies actually did right in 2016	false
Donald trump cancels press event with black pastors after finding out they’re not endorsing him	false
I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer.	true
What's the difference between a man-whore and santa claus? santa stops after three hoes	true

Did you know hellen keller had a dog? neither did she.

true

Police hope to use dna to catch the zodiac killer

false

Eric trump joins attack on kirsten gillibrand, says she asked for money 'every 3 days'

false

I've just bought a transparent megaphone. now everyone can hear me loud and clear.

true

Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars and im leonardo dicaprio :(

true

Guy in trump hat and 'deplorables' t-shirt arrested at texas polling place

false

Ghostly portraits explore 'anonymous women' and their homes

false

Q: what do you call cheese that's not yours? a: nacho cheese!

true

Survey says christmas eve is most popular day to pop the question

false

Mexican word of the day: chicken wing my wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money.

true

Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? i know i do...

true

There's a good chance your brain will fall for this color trick

false

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? call her and tell her.

true

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad? if the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

true

Four seasons resort launches first of its kind wild restaurant (video)

false

When you google 'why do women ...' some very interesting results come up

false

3-year-old missing after left outside for not drinking milk: cops

false

You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for times new ramen

true

These are the most generous cities in america

false

New 'brain training' app could help people with schizophrenia

false

Fbi releases documents related to its clinton email investigation

false

Samuel l. jackson breaks out his lightsaber for star wars day

false

Ellen degeneres reveals she was the inspiration for 'miss congeniality'

false

What happened when the composer got angry? he flew off the handel

true

William trost richards painting 'adirondack landscape' donated to adirondack museum (photo)

false

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? because it had nobody to go with.

true

I was going to buy a book on phobias but i was afraid it wasn't going to work

true

Knock knock who's there ! boo ! boo who ? just boo ! i'm a ghost !

true

Why waiting to sign up for an obamacare plan could cost you a bundle

false

There was a shooting at the apple store last night. there were no iwitnesses.

true

Me: excuse me sir, what's your wi-fi password? him: * this is a funeral

true

What are indcs and why will you be talking about them this year?

false

This blended family can teach us a lot about compromise

false

Huffpost headline quiz: june 23 to june 29

false

What is the difference between reddit and a fetish party? you might actually get me to sub here.

true

Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? i've only seen the trailer.

true

4 easy moves to help you deal with pregnancy back pain (watch!)

false

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison..

true

The value of a dollar in every state

false

Macho men, run and hide -- the closer is coming

false

The assault on journalism: building knowledge to protect freedom of expression

false

Positive post-it note day sheds light on a tragic year at appalachian state university

false

What do you call a group of dead geologists? mineral spirits

true

Chip gaines slams claim that he and joanna don't put family first

false

What do you call a flatulent teacher? a tutor

true

I tried to be a pornstar but apparently that type of content breaks terms of service on vine

true

What can you find in the middle of no where?

true

Did you get a haircut? no, i dyed the tips of my hair invisible...

true

How do you know your sister is having her period? when your fathers dick taste like blood.

true

If i had a nickel for every racist thing i said... some black guy would rob me...

true

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? hey, i think he moved.

true

The gop's political strong man act is a big con

false

For the life of me, i can't understand why small and medium pizzas exist.

true

Gop moderates plot way out of house budget mess

false

What do reddit and pedophiles have in common? they are both fucking immature assholes...

true

Top-tier gymnast maggie nichols says larry nassar sexually abused her, too

false

Poll: trump and clinton are both spectacularly unpopular candidates

false

David beckham: my super bowl ad was 'kind of embarrassing'

false

I couldn't figure out how the hammer and nails worked... so i just said screw it.

true

Male friend i hate tea... me of course you like tea! friend ...? me tit-teas...

true

A snake walks into a bar... the bartender says, how did you do that?

true

House beautiful introduces new contributor, gabrielle hamilton, owner of prune

false

That moment the wi-fi freezes as your teammate leads an olympic final

false

10 seasons of colbert pulling things out from under his desk

false

The life electric: go for bold this summer

false

What do you call the loch ness monster on drugs you're high ness

true

Brian mcknight on the lessons artists can learn from prince and beyoncé

false

Deadly police helicopter crash in rio after day of intense firefights

false

I was raised as an only child. my siblings took it pretty hard.

true

Jesse williams set to be honored with humanitarian award at the 2016 bet awards

false

Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... he was afraid of the may weather.

true

What do you call a sheep taking ambien? shleepy!

true

Michael eggman midterm election results: dem challenger loses house race

false

Will gop respect voters and seat doug jones before vote on trump tax plan?

false

Why are dead baby jokes so funny? they never grow old.

true

Baby preston, chimp play through glass at sedgwick county zoo in kansas (video)

false

The anti-semitic neighbor from my past who still haunts me

false

8 gorgeous greenhouses that have us wanting to become botanists (photos)

false

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 17

false

Did you hear about the contortionist who filed for bankruptcy? he couldn't make ends meet.

true

Trump calls elephant trophy hunting a 'horror show,' says he's unlikely to allow imports

false

Two ways to give back this memorial day

false

The crawleys are back: why the world loves downton abbey

false

Don't you just hate it when you bp red wine on a white tablecloth?

true

Why did the cookie smoke weed? because he wanted to get baked.

true

What's the square root of optimus prime? i'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

true

7 incredible things that happen once you learn to enjoy being alone

false

So donald trump wakes up in the white house one morning...

true

What do you call a greek virgins anus? a loophole credit to doug benson

true

Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers license? because she got an f in sex.

true

I used to steal funny jokes i still do, but i used to, too.

true

Do smartphones inhibit a boy's ability to communicate with girls?

false

Do latin@s have better sex? are we even allowed to ask that?

false

No quick fix to fighting depression comes without long-term side effects

false

Disney owns miramax, so the gimp from pulp fiction is technically a disney princess.

true

'broad city' prepares for the apocalypse on the day of trump's inauguration

false

6 things fast food companies actually did right in 2016

false

Donald trump cancels press event with black pastors after finding out they’re not endorsing him

false

I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer.

true

What's the difference between a man-whore and santa claus? santa stops after three hoes

true