CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the yankees? derek bin jeter	true
Joan and melissa rivers talk about motherhood with huffpost parents	false
A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time.	true
In brief statement, cleveland cop said he thought tamir rice was 'active shooter'	false
Women have closets full of 'i have nothing to wear.'	true
I was going to buy some classical music cds... but i was too baroque.	true
Jennifer lawrence: attacks on planned parenthood are attacks on women	false
How many mexicans... how many mexicans does it take to... oh shit, they're already done.	true
Baby sloth eating breakfast at minnesota zoo will make your day (video)	false
What do you call a gay dinosaur? cockinasoreass. (better when said aloud)	true
Food informants: a week in the life of the tippling bros. paul tanguay & tad carducci	false
What do people in arkansas do for halloween? pump kin.	true
Watch kristin davis' 'sex and the city' nightmare sketch come true	false
Affective touch boosts sense of self, study suggests	false
Have you heard about the flint, michigan football team? their lead is unstoppable!	true
Was sagt der groe stift zum kleinen stift? wachsmalstift	true
Home isn't where the heart is: how i found myself by exploring new places	false
Hillary clinton calls on united states to accept 65,000 syrian refugees	false
50,000 petitioners say betsy devos has no place at hbcu commencement	false
The power of embodying black mastery and our full leadership potential	false
Pro-trump media get their wish as the health care bill is pulled	false
Did paul ryan overplay his hand with donald trump?	false
This unorthodox guided meditation might just get you in the habit	false
Knock knock... who's there? cow. cow who? cowwhobunga dude ._.	true
Hello 2014: 21 ways to live a resilient life	false
Proof that life experiences -- not things -- make you happier	false
Why doesn't rihanna smoke weed anymore? because she's taken enough hits.	true
What is jeremy clarkson's pin number? nought two sixty.	true
‘yes' is better than ‘no' when it comes to consensual sex on campus	false
Clinton campaign hopeful for a 'comeback kid' boost from bill	false
What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? it's a tie.	true
These are the victims of terrorism in colorado springs	false
Lorde wears her crown in the march issue of vogue (photo)	false
Respect for a gay elder, pity for benedict xvi	false
Being an assassin would be so cool people would kill to have that job	true
Lorena bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. some dick cut her off.	true
Chuck norris once screamed bloody murder in sign language for the hearing impaired.	true
Lady gaga tears up while talking about the downsides of fame on 'sunday morning'	false
New survey has some surprising findings about gay men and hook up apps	false
I was asked to help design the first monopoly board... i thought, i'll give it a go.	true
Jill stein is not defrauding recount donors. but she’s not being totally honest either.	false
If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.	true
6-6x6 = ? little hint: it is not 32 edit: it gets funnier the longer you wait	true
Why did the orange stop rolling? it ran out of juice!!!	true
How to make coffee: mistakes not to make	false
7 tips on how to share friends after a divorce	false
Republicans say they can fix 'skinny repeal' later. don't be so sure.	false
Americans respond to trump's plans for country with #nobannowall	false
Settle down, levi's commercial. you are talking about pants.	true
Tom perez nabs dnc chair endorsement from disability rights pioneer	false
Mississippi gop sen. thad cochran absent from congress due to illness	false
When is the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30	true
Before i eat chips, i have to look in the bag for a perfect one	true
Why did the chicken cross the road? for attention	true
Melissa mccarthy on 'sesame street': actress and elmo learn to dance (video)	false
I once farted in an apple store... it's not my fault they don't have windows.	true
How do you know putin is late for thanks giving? he's russian to turkey.	true
Why do the french like eating snails? because they can't stand fast food!	true
Grand jury's 'myth' report on a california jail snitch scandal draws criticism	false
When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. that is my defense!	true
Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? they say he was a dead ringer.	true
Russia barred from flying its own flag at olympic games closing ceremony	false
Heidi klum and seal: what blew up their marriage?	false
Thanksgiving calories: how much exercise it takes to burn off that feast	false
What does a panda say when it's out of food? chute	true
Reggie love reveals president obama's best style tip	false
Google reports consistent level of searches for pornography in the uk following brexit title	true
Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.	true
This is how the human face reacts to getting hit by a 90-mph fastball	false
Wife: take me to bed or lose me forever. husband: thinks about it for 45 minutes	true
10 american cities where rent is expected to rise the most, according to msn (photos)	false
Stop running in the house! i said stop running! stop runn.. you better run you little shit!	true
What does a radical sheep say? allahu ak-baa!	true
What do you call americans flying to space? the plot for wall-e	true
Wanna watch netflix in h? i'll give you the d later.	true
1920s hairstyles that defined the decade, from the bob to finger waves (photos)	false
Writing with eyes could allow paralyzed people to communicate, neuroscientists say	false
The best time to book a plane ticket, according to new study	false
Jennifer lawrence to play fidel castro's lover in 'jane bond'-type role	false
How can you make money fast? glue it to the floor.	true
Why is rust on a car orange? because its true car-rot	true
White house’s new tactic on former campaign chief: manafort who?	false
I went to a feminist picnic the other day it sucked. no one cooked or made any sandwiches.	true
Will germany fulfill its responsibility for europe's defense?	false
Smile, snap, click and post (or not): graduation and prom party digital drama footprints	false
Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from chicago? because 'illinois you!	true
An interview with sara terry on effectively documenting climate change	false
4 things you should learn if you think coachella is merely the name of a music festival	false
'broken but whole': a dad's tribute to a dedicated husband and father	false
Looking up at his wife, he asked, honey, do i have trouble making up my own mind?	true
Baton rouge naacp calls on police chief, mayor to resign after alton sterling shooting	false
Alice glass says she will testify that crystal castles' ethan kath raped her	false
They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews	true
5 parenting decisions to make from your gut	false
Samantha bee rubs up on some models to celebrate men's fashion week	false
'one million moms' is going totally ballistic over this new zales ad	false
Health care costs expected to rise because of new specialty drugs	false
The trump-putin meeting and the fate of the earth	false
Health care proves that the gop cares about power more than people	false
sees my stepfather on xmas hey chip, feliz notmydad you piece of shit	true

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the yankees? derek bin jeter

true

Joan and melissa rivers talk about motherhood with huffpost parents

false

A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time.

true

In brief statement, cleveland cop said he thought tamir rice was 'active shooter'

false

Women have closets full of 'i have nothing to wear.'

true

I was going to buy some classical music cds... but i was too baroque.

true

Jennifer lawrence: attacks on planned parenthood are attacks on women

false

How many mexicans... how many mexicans does it take to... oh shit, they're already done.

true

Baby sloth eating breakfast at minnesota zoo will make your day (video)

false

What do you call a gay dinosaur? cockinasoreass. (better when said aloud)

true

Food informants: a week in the life of the tippling bros. paul tanguay & tad carducci

false

What do people in arkansas do for halloween? pump kin.

true

Watch kristin davis' 'sex and the city' nightmare sketch come true

false

Affective touch boosts sense of self, study suggests

false

Have you heard about the flint, michigan football team? their lead is unstoppable!

true

Was sagt der groe stift zum kleinen stift? wachsmalstift

true

Home isn't where the heart is: how i found myself by exploring new places

false

Hillary clinton calls on united states to accept 65,000 syrian refugees

false

50,000 petitioners say betsy devos has no place at hbcu commencement

false

The power of embodying black mastery and our full leadership potential

false

Pro-trump media get their wish as the health care bill is pulled

false

Did paul ryan overplay his hand with donald trump?

false

This unorthodox guided meditation might just get you in the habit

false

Knock knock... who's there? cow. cow who? cowwhobunga dude ._.

true

Hello 2014: 21 ways to live a resilient life

false

Proof that life experiences -- not things -- make you happier

false

Why doesn't rihanna smoke weed anymore? because she's taken enough hits.

true

What is jeremy clarkson's pin number? nought two sixty.

true

‘yes' is better than ‘no' when it comes to consensual sex on campus

false

Clinton campaign hopeful for a 'comeback kid' boost from bill

false

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? it's a tie.

true

These are the victims of terrorism in colorado springs

false

Lorde wears her crown in the march issue of vogue (photo)

false

Respect for a gay elder, pity for benedict xvi

false

Being an assassin would be so cool people would kill to have that job

true

Lorena bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. some dick cut her off.

true

Chuck norris once screamed bloody murder in sign language for the hearing impaired.

true

Lady gaga tears up while talking about the downsides of fame on 'sunday morning'

false

New survey has some surprising findings about gay men and hook up apps

false

I was asked to help design the first monopoly board... i thought, i'll give it a go.

true

Jill stein is not defrauding recount donors. but she’s not being totally honest either.

false

If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient.

true

6-6x6 = ? little hint: it is not 32 edit: it gets funnier the longer you wait

true

Why did the orange stop rolling? it ran out of juice!!!

true

How to make coffee: mistakes not to make

false

7 tips on how to share friends after a divorce

false

Republicans say they can fix 'skinny repeal' later. don't be so sure.

false

Americans respond to trump's plans for country with #nobannowall

false

Settle down, levi's commercial. you are talking about pants.

true

Tom perez nabs dnc chair endorsement from disability rights pioneer

false

Mississippi gop sen. thad cochran absent from congress due to illness

false

When is the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30

true

Before i eat chips, i have to look in the bag for a perfect one

true

Why did the chicken cross the road? for attention

true

Melissa mccarthy on 'sesame street': actress and elmo learn to dance (video)

false

I once farted in an apple store... it's not my fault they don't have windows.

true

How do you know putin is late for thanks giving? he's russian to turkey.

true

Why do the french like eating snails? because they can't stand fast food!

true

Grand jury's 'myth' report on a california jail snitch scandal draws criticism

false

When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. that is my defense!

true

Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? they say he was a dead ringer.

true

Russia barred from flying its own flag at olympic games closing ceremony

false

Heidi klum and seal: what blew up their marriage?

false

Thanksgiving calories: how much exercise it takes to burn off that feast

false

What does a panda say when it's out of food? chute

true

Reggie love reveals president obama's best style tip

false

Google reports consistent level of searches for pornography in the uk following brexit title

true

Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.

true

This is how the human face reacts to getting hit by a 90-mph fastball

false

Wife: take me to bed or lose me forever. husband: *thinks about it for 45 minutes*

true

10 american cities where rent is expected to rise the most, according to msn (photos)

false

Stop running in the house! i said stop running! stop runn.. you better run you little shit!

true

What does a radical sheep say? allahu ak-baa!

true

What do you call americans flying to space? the plot for wall-e

true

Wanna watch netflix in h? i'll give you the d later.

true

1920s hairstyles that defined the decade, from the bob to finger waves (photos)

false

Writing with eyes could allow paralyzed people to communicate, neuroscientists say

false

The best time to book a plane ticket, according to new study

false

Jennifer lawrence to play fidel castro's lover in 'jane bond'-type role

false

How can you make money fast? glue it to the floor.

true

Why is rust on a car orange? because its true car-rot

true

White house’s new tactic on former campaign chief: manafort who?

false

I went to a feminist picnic the other day it sucked. no one cooked or made any sandwiches.

true

Will germany fulfill its responsibility for europe's defense?

false

Smile, snap, click and post (or not): graduation and prom party digital drama footprints

false

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from chicago? because 'illinois you!

true

An interview with sara terry on effectively documenting climate change

false

4 things you should learn if you think coachella is merely the name of a music festival

false

'broken but whole': a dad's tribute to a dedicated husband and father

false

Looking up at his wife, he asked, honey, do i have trouble making up my own mind?

true

Baton rouge naacp calls on police chief, mayor to resign after alton sterling shooting

false

Alice glass says she will testify that crystal castles' ethan kath raped her

false

They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews

true

5 parenting decisions to make from your gut

false

Samantha bee rubs up on some models to celebrate men's fashion week

false

'one million moms' is going totally ballistic over this new zales ad

false

Health care costs expected to rise because of new specialty drugs

false

The trump-putin meeting and the fate of the earth

false

Health care proves that the gop cares about power more than people

false

*sees my stepfather on xmas* hey chip, feliz notmydad you piece of shit

true