CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself	true
What came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.	true
Mommy, i don't wanna grow up and die! oh. well, you can die at any age, really.	true
Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? because everyone's making a racket.	true
The cost of not investing in after-school programs for homeless students	false
Miami's wynwood walls, a gritty outdoor museum (photos)	false
Whats the difference between an irish wedding, and an irish funeral? there's one less drunk.	true
Message discipline -- health care is a right	false
Jesus sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast.	true
Why lgbt parenting matters so much...to this heterosexual man	false
Ariana grande calls manchester attack 'the worst of humanity' one year later	false
Climate change will make us sicker and make our food less nutritious	false
That guy in the jersey is about to propose	false
For kids like me, cancer is hard enough	false
Here's how authorities in the mid-20th century tried to ruin queer lives	false
This woman is out to prove 'butch is not a dirty word'	false
In or on ? why are you in a movie, but you are on tv?	true
Marriage stress: husbands a bigger source of stress than kids for nearly half of moms	false
Obama says violent threats toward elected officials are becoming normal	false
American music awards 2012 red carpet: see all the best fashion (photos)	false
So, where does the captain keep his armies? in his sleevies!! ( )	true
Him: do you swallow? me: every time i chew.	true
Tina fey tries out for 'mean girls' the musical on 'snl'	false
President obama celebrates his last fourth of july at the white house	false
Watch this little girl age 80 years right before your eyes	false
What did batman give doctor freeze with his whisky? just-ice	true
Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? because it got grassed up by the lawn.	true
Why can't african americans stretch their arms? because they're handcuffed.	true
Being mistaken for kitchen help just made this exec more outspoken	false
Uc irvine student government bans american flag, others from campus area	false
What is the most frequent word in the comment section? this.	true
I saw a crazy squirrel today.. he was fucking nuts.	true
Retired cop: i never encountered a person 'acting out under the influence of marijuana'	false
Yes to coffee and wine: rewriting the rules of pregnancy - wsj.com	false
What happened to king midas after he facepalm'd? he turned into donald trump.	true
So i have this black friend. ... just kidding.	true
Why was donald duck arrested? he was high on quack.	true
Your mother's so fat... your father couldn't pull out in time.	true
There was a fancy masquerade ball for dogs and it did not disappoint	false
I would tell all of you my favorite chemistry joke... ...but i don't expect to get any reaction.	true
A pizza tour of brooklyn comes to travel channel (video, photos)	false
Mayo recipes: these uses may seem crazy, but they are delicious (photos)	false
The three stooges of the grand obstructionist party	false
Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. it's a play on words.	true
Kareem abdul-jabbar: 'more whites believe in ghosts than believe in racism'	false
What is the deal with the export-import bank?	false
Why are pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? because they pikachu	true
It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point.	true
What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction.	true
Huffpollster: americans are seeing news about trump, but ads for clinton	false
Watch these gibbons hilariously shoo away a rodent	false
What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside georgia? her geography teacher's cock.	true
Longest joke in the world my dick didn't see that coming.	true
When attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the juggler.	true
If arnold schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? he'd be bach	true
Satirical video highlights how white and male dominated hollywood truly is	false
Gps guide: john olson, who has epilepsy, shares the inspiration that helps him climb mountains	false
Why do sharks like salt water? because pepper makes them sneeze	true
What do you call a person who delivers indian food? currier.	true
Just once in my life, i'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of chapstick.	true
Fox news won't stop linking hillary clinton to birther claims	false
With senate at stake, democrats angry at colleagues for sitting on cash	false
Peyton manning goes to graduation, starts throwing passes to seniors	false
Today i called shotgun... and the cop still put me in the backseat...	true
Is your name gravity ? cause you're attractive.	true
When i die i want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. just like the good ol' days.	true
Why do white girls like apple? because once go mac you never go back.	true
What's the difference between like, love and lust? spit swallow gargle	true
Teach a fish to catch a man, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt.	true
Manchester city loses to everton 2-0 in crushing blow to premier league title hopes (video)	false
Week 1 of the mongol diaries in pictures: uk to poland	false
What ever happened to windows 9? windows 7 8 9.	true
Could pregnancy be a way for queer teens to avoid bullying?	false
Budding bard amanda seyfried announced her pregnancy via 'abstract' poem	false
Did mickey mouse's pants wreck his sex life? we have science on this.	false
Watch a clip from steven spielberg's early lost film 'firelight'	false
Melissa verykios, headhunter, and her three tips to better skin	false
Celebrate ashanti's 33rd birthday with the singer's early '00s singles	false
What was the allergic 2x4's terrifying hallucination? he sawdust.	true
The feminist housewife: can women have it all by choosing to stay home?	false
What do you do after raping a deaf girl? break her fingers so she cant tell anyone.	true
Russian cyberspies hacked us for two years: danish defense minister	false
He fled violence in guinea. she escaped misogyny in pakistan. they found new hope in brooklyn.	false
Sony xperia p, xperia u announced at mobile world congress	false
Arkansas plans to execute 2 convicted killers on monday	false
Kind of cruel that stutter has two syllables.	true
On divorce, co-parenting, learning to love your ex, and other stuff	false
What do some burger eaters have? a hardee appetite!	true
A look behind the rip curl swim 2015 collection	false
Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?	true
I'm worried i won't pass my stress test	true
What's a liberal arts major's favorite board game?...... trivial pursuit.	true
Trump may avoid a pennsylvania special election if it looks like his guy will lose	false
The other day i held the door open for a clown... it was a nice jester	true
Debra messing shares sweet memories of her tv mom, debbie reynolds	false
Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'cuz i feel like i wanna mount you.	true
Missouri gov. eric greitens may have committed a felony: ag	false
'will & grace' stars perform show's theme tune with lyrics for first time	false
Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!	true
Ben & jerry's will stop using genetically-modified ingredients, company says	false

My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself

true

What came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster.

true

Mommy, i don't wanna grow up and die! oh. well, you can die at any age, really.

true

Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? because everyone's making a racket.

true

The cost of not investing in after-school programs for homeless students

false

Miami's wynwood walls, a gritty outdoor museum (photos)

false

Whats the difference between an irish wedding, and an irish funeral? there's one less drunk.

true

Message discipline -- health care is a right

false

Jesus sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast.

true

Why lgbt parenting matters so much...to this heterosexual man

false

Ariana grande calls manchester attack 'the worst of humanity' one year later

false

Climate change will make us sicker and make our food less nutritious

false

That guy in the jersey is about to propose

false

For kids like me, cancer is hard enough

false

Here's how authorities in the mid-20th century tried to ruin queer lives

false

This woman is out to prove 'butch is not a dirty word'

false

In or on ? why are you in a movie, but you are on tv?

true

Marriage stress: husbands a bigger source of stress than kids for nearly half of moms

false

Obama says violent threats toward elected officials are becoming normal

false

American music awards 2012 red carpet: see all the best fashion (photos)

false

So, where does the captain keep his armies? in his sleevies!! ( )

true

Him: do you swallow? me: every time i chew.

true

Tina fey tries out for 'mean girls' the musical on 'snl'

false

President obama celebrates his last fourth of july at the white house

false

Watch this little girl age 80 years right before your eyes

false

What did batman give doctor freeze with his whisky? just-ice

true

Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? because it got grassed up by the lawn.

true

Why can't african americans stretch their arms? because they're handcuffed.

true

Being mistaken for kitchen help just made this exec more outspoken

false

Uc irvine student government bans american flag, others from campus area

false

What is the most frequent word in the comment section? this.

true

I saw a crazy squirrel today.. he was fucking nuts.

true

Retired cop: i never encountered a person 'acting out under the influence of marijuana'

false

Yes to coffee and wine: rewriting the rules of pregnancy - wsj.com

false

What happened to king midas after he facepalm'd? he turned into donald trump.

true

So i have this black friend. ... just kidding.

true

Why was donald duck arrested? he was high on quack.

true

Your mother's so fat... your father couldn't pull out in time.

true

There was a fancy masquerade ball for dogs and it did not disappoint

false

I would tell all of you my favorite chemistry joke... ...but i don't expect to get any reaction.

true

A pizza tour of brooklyn comes to travel channel (video, photos)

false

Mayo recipes: these uses may seem crazy, but they are delicious (photos)

false

The three stooges of the grand obstructionist party

false

Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. it's a play on words.

true

Kareem abdul-jabbar: 'more whites believe in ghosts than believe in racism'

false

What is the deal with the export-import bank?

false

Why are pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? because they pikachu

true

It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point.

true

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction.

true

Huffpollster: americans are seeing news about trump, but ads for clinton

false

Watch these gibbons hilariously shoo away a rodent

false

What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside georgia? her geography teacher's cock.

true

Longest joke in the world my dick didn't see that coming.

true

When attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the juggler.

true

If arnold schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? he'd be bach

true

Satirical video highlights how white and male dominated hollywood truly is

false

Gps guide: john olson, who has epilepsy, shares the inspiration that helps him climb mountains

false

Why do sharks like salt water? because pepper makes them sneeze

true

What do you call a person who delivers indian food? currier.

true

Just once in my life, i'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of chapstick.

true

Fox news won't stop linking hillary clinton to birther claims

false

With senate at stake, democrats angry at colleagues for sitting on cash

false

Peyton manning goes to graduation, starts throwing passes to seniors

false

Today i called shotgun... and the cop still put me in the backseat...

true

Is your name gravity ? cause you're attractive.

true

When i die i want my skeleton turned into a xylophone. just like the good ol' days.

true

Why do white girls like apple? because once go mac you never go back.

true

What's the difference between like, love and lust? spit swallow gargle

true

Teach a fish to catch a man, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt.

true

Manchester city loses to everton 2-0 in crushing blow to premier league title hopes (video)

false

Week 1 of the mongol diaries in pictures: uk to poland

false

What ever happened to windows 9? windows 7 8 9.

true

Could pregnancy be a way for queer teens to avoid bullying?

false

Budding bard amanda seyfried announced her pregnancy via 'abstract' poem

false

Did mickey mouse's pants wreck his sex life? we have science on this.

false

Watch a clip from steven spielberg's early lost film 'firelight'

false

Melissa verykios, headhunter, and her three tips to better skin

false

Celebrate ashanti's 33rd birthday with the singer's early '00s singles

false

What was the allergic 2x4's terrifying hallucination? he sawdust.

true

The feminist housewife: can women have it all by choosing to stay home?

false

What do you do after raping a deaf girl? break her fingers so she cant tell anyone.

true

Russian cyberspies hacked us for two years: danish defense minister

false

He fled violence in guinea. she escaped misogyny in pakistan. they found new hope in brooklyn.

false

Sony xperia p, xperia u announced at mobile world congress

false

Arkansas plans to execute 2 convicted killers on monday

false

Kind of cruel that stutter has two syllables.

true

On divorce, co-parenting, learning to love your ex, and other stuff

false

What do some burger eaters have? a hardee appetite!

true

A look behind the rip curl swim 2015 collection

false

Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?

true

I'm worried i won't pass my stress test

true

What's a liberal arts major's favorite board game?...... trivial pursuit.

true

Trump may avoid a pennsylvania special election if it looks like his guy will lose

false

The other day i held the door open for a clown... it was a nice jester

true

Debra messing shares sweet memories of her tv mom, debbie reynolds

false

Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'cuz i feel like i wanna mount you.

true

Missouri gov. eric greitens may have committed a felony: ag

false

'will & grace' stars perform show's theme tune with lyrics for first time

false

Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

true

Ben & jerry's will stop using genetically-modified ingredients, company says

false