CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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And then there was the dress: how i accidentally became a bride	false
Doctors gave me an iq test at the hospital. the results were negative.	true
Drunk naked man streaks at women's march, pays the price	false
Why there will be no cure for depression	false
People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.	true
How did the farmer grow his portfolio? cornstock	true
The 10 best things about being an empty nester	false
Mating call of a blonde... hee hee, i think i'm a little drunk!	true
Did you hear what that guy said to the reddit moderator the other day? ****	true
Yo mama so stupid that she failed her iq test	true
Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? because their jokes are told post-humorously!	true
Those guys getting picketed for demolishing a piñata store run a pr firm	false
Name origins of 26 alcoholic drinks, plus recipes (video)	false
8 ways to honor loved ones who can't attend your wedding	false
Two retarded people are having sex. i guess you could say they were going downs on each other.	true
Living while jewish: fighting anti-semitism and hate in the 21st century	false
Will police unions battle houses of worship or seek reconciliation?	false
Drivers beware: sleep aids can be hazardous to your law-abiding life	false
Ap uses jordan peele photo while tweeting about james franco misconduct allegations	false
What did the sergeant say to the corporal? i need to see your privates.	true
People who live in stone houses can throw all the glass they want.	true
What do you call a racist tampon? twatstika.	true
I like my women in the same fashion i like my pencil lead. thin, black, and easily breakable.	true
Why wife accused me of being a transvestite. so i packed her things and left.	true
Khloe kardashian says lamar odom is 'off of all machines,' still has a long road ahead	false
When someone yells stop! i never know if it's hammertime or if i should collaborate and listen.	true
What type of gun do time travelers use? a clock-18	true
Irving mayor defends school and cops, doesn't apologize for arrest of muslim teen over clock	false
Gisele's first i-d cover, nyc is really hot and more tweets of the week (photos)	false
Former mexican president vicente fox promotes donald trump-trolling t-shirt	false
Nyu fertility center: embryos, frozen eggs and sperm safe after hurricane sandy power outage	false
Watch everyone on 'morning joe' spend the morning eating white castle	false
The thing about boats... if we don't bow, everyone gets stern.	true
Luis trinidad, toddler, found in car allegedly stolen by devon mills, connecticut police say	false
Former clinton official james lee witt loses house race	false
Kale recipes prove that healthy and delicious can co-exist	false
Shame on nbc and megyn kelly for giving alex jones a platform	false
Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly.	true
What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can jam my dick in your ass.	true
What do you throw a drowning aboriginal? his wife and kids	true
Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? albert einsteins cock	true
Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head like this one	true
Chinese girls just aren't that into me. i wish i had more of a tai pei personality.	true
I on beauty chapter 21: best foods for an anti-aging diet	false
Sorry, i can't make it. can't find my goin out sweatpants.	true
What is a prostitutes business motto? the customer always comes first.	true
I think if i was blind i would enjoy walmart.	true
When jeb bush uses private email for official business, the media doesn't care	false
What's the best type of monastery to send troublesome teens to? a beenadickteen one	true
Young barack obama film casts devon terrell, 'the witch' star anya taylor-joy	false
Gay man allegedly killed by father made chilling facebook posts	false
Traffic deaths rise for first time in 5 years, experts puzzled by increase	false
I try not to spend too much time online... ...but wi-fight it?	true
Katie couric and others sued for defamation over gun documentary	false
My dog's name is karma... ....because karma is a bitch!	true
My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.	true
Swimming with the 'sharks': barbara corcoran shares the three traits of successful business leaders	false
Who cares if it works? jesus, torture, and rectal hydration	false
John legend throws chrissy teigen the best birthday party ever	false
Teen joke teacher: what comes after 69? student: mouthwash. teacher:get out.	true
Good thing it's valentines day, cause i woke up with a massive heart on!	true
1) get drunk. 2) have sex. 3) leave taco bell. dont tell me how to party!	true
Marisa miller's advice to plus-size models: 'have confidence' (video)	false
Highlights: costa rica stuns uruguay in world cup upset	false
Samantha bee makes a last pitch for 'badass queen' hillary clinton	false
I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog	true
Robert stilin's east hampton house tour is pared-down, clean and completely gorgeous (photos)	false
What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? they gave him the cold shoulder.	true
Knock knock. who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? you said you'd never forget...	true
How muesli queen carolyn creswell changed my life forever	false
What goes round the middle of the internet? the e-quator.	true
When jesus saw those riled up romans needless to say he was very cross.	true
Anti-donald trump protests gain strength days after election	false
Shark tourism worth more than killing them for food, new study shows	false
The huffington post stands by its reporting on unaoil	false
The difference between flute and piccolo flute's arms don't grow back.	true
James cameron says jack from 'titanic' had to die because of art	false
Simone biles shows off her boyfriend in sweet instagram post	false
You guys ever seen a cockatoo? yeah? i bet you have.	true
Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, aug. 25--31	false
Hillary clinton says she'll put bill to work in the white house	false
Thyroid cancer: five things you really need to know	false
What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse a stealthoscope	true
What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? sudden infant death syndrome	true
Novak djokovic vs. rafael nadal: live updates of australian open men's final 2012	false
The hardest part about eating a vegetable... manipulating the wheel chair.	true
Monday's morning email: what to expect in the supreme court confirmation hearing today	false
I'm going to dress up as laundry next halloween bitches love doing laundry.	true
Jeff sessions yuks it up over russians in speech to lawyers	false
Report: underpaid bowling alley employees to go on strike.	true
We will beat trumpcare: we only lose if we forget what we’re fighting for	false
What is carroll shelby's favorite food? a torque-y sandwich.	true
Rapamycin, easter island drug, shows promise in boosting aging brain, mice study shows	false
Single mom ashley caldwell receives the ultimate gift (video)	false
Friday doesn't care how old you are, so drink like betty white this weekend	false
What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? bi-polar	true
Ben affleck joins facebook to teach philanthropy lesson	false
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the internet? because they can't stop saving their work.	true
I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it.	true
Homemade 'die hard' scene will have you saying 'yippee ki yay'	false

And then there was the dress: how i accidentally became a bride

false

Doctors gave me an iq test at the hospital. the results were negative.

true

Drunk naked man streaks at women's march, pays the price

false

Why there will be no cure for depression

false

People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.

true

How did the farmer grow his portfolio? cornstock

true

The 10 best things about being an empty nester

false

Mating call of a blonde... hee hee, i think i'm a little drunk!

true

Did you hear what that guy said to the reddit moderator the other day? ****

true

Yo mama so stupid that she failed her iq test

true

Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? because their jokes are told post-humorously!

true

Those guys getting picketed for demolishing a piñata store run a pr firm

false

Name origins of 26 alcoholic drinks, plus recipes (video)

false

8 ways to honor loved ones who can't attend your wedding

false

Two retarded people are having sex. i guess you could say they were going downs on each other.

true

Living while jewish: fighting anti-semitism and hate in the 21st century

false

Will police unions battle houses of worship or seek reconciliation?

false

Drivers beware: sleep aids can be hazardous to your law-abiding life

false

Ap uses jordan peele photo while tweeting about james franco misconduct allegations

false

What did the sergeant say to the corporal? i need to see your privates.

true

People who live in stone houses can throw all the glass they want.

true

What do you call a racist tampon? twatstika.

true

I like my women in the same fashion i like my pencil lead. thin, black, and easily breakable.

true

Why wife accused me of being a transvestite. so i packed her things and left.

true

Khloe kardashian says lamar odom is 'off of all machines,' still has a long road ahead

false

When someone yells stop! i never know if it's hammertime or if i should collaborate and listen.

true

What type of gun do time travelers use? a clock-18

true

Irving mayor defends school and cops, doesn't apologize for arrest of muslim teen over clock

false

Gisele's first i-d cover, nyc is really hot and more tweets of the week (photos)

false

Former mexican president vicente fox promotes donald trump-trolling t-shirt

false

Nyu fertility center: embryos, frozen eggs and sperm safe after hurricane sandy power outage

false

Watch everyone on 'morning joe' spend the morning eating white castle

false

The thing about boats... if we don't bow, everyone gets stern.

true

Luis trinidad, toddler, found in car allegedly stolen by devon mills, connecticut police say

false

Former clinton official james lee witt loses house race

false

Kale recipes prove that healthy and delicious can co-exist

false

Shame on nbc and megyn kelly for giving alex jones a platform

false

Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly.

true

What's the difference between jam and jelly? i can jam my dick in your ass.

true

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal? his wife and kids

true

Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? albert einsteins cock

true

Most of my jokes sound funnier in my head like this one

true

Chinese girls just aren't that into me. i wish i had more of a tai pei personality.

true

I on beauty chapter 21: best foods for an anti-aging diet

false

Sorry, i can't make it. can't find my goin out sweatpants.

true

What is a prostitutes business motto? the customer always comes first.

true

I think if i was blind i would enjoy walmart.

true

When jeb bush uses private email for official business, the media doesn't care

false

What's the best type of monastery to send troublesome teens to? a beenadickteen one

true

Young barack obama film casts devon terrell, 'the witch' star anya taylor-joy

false

Gay man allegedly killed by father made chilling facebook posts

false

Traffic deaths rise for first time in 5 years, experts puzzled by increase

false

I try not to spend too much time online... ...but wi-fight it?

true

Katie couric and others sued for defamation over gun documentary

false

My dog's name is karma... ....because karma is a bitch!

true

My grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

true

Swimming with the 'sharks': barbara corcoran shares the three traits of successful business leaders

false

Who cares if it works? jesus, torture, and rectal hydration

false

John legend throws chrissy teigen the best birthday party ever

false

Teen joke teacher: what comes after 69? student: mouthwash. teacher:get out.

true

Good thing it's valentines day, cause i woke up with a massive heart on!

true

1) get drunk. 2) have sex. 3) leave taco bell. dont tell me how to party!

true

Marisa miller's advice to plus-size models: 'have confidence' (video)

false

Highlights: costa rica stuns uruguay in world cup upset

false

Samantha bee makes a last pitch for 'badass queen' hillary clinton

false

I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog

true

Robert stilin's east hampton house tour is pared-down, clean and completely gorgeous (photos)

false

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late? they gave him the cold shoulder.

true

Knock knock. who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? you said you'd never forget...

true

How muesli queen carolyn creswell changed my life forever

false

What goes round the middle of the internet? the e-quator.

true

When jesus saw those riled up romans needless to say he was very cross.

true

Anti-donald trump protests gain strength days after election

false

Shark tourism worth more than killing them for food, new study shows

false

The huffington post stands by its reporting on unaoil

false

The difference between flute and piccolo flute's arms don't grow back.

true

James cameron says jack from 'titanic' had to die because of art

false

Simone biles shows off her boyfriend in sweet instagram post

false

You guys ever seen a cockatoo? yeah? i bet you have.

true

Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, aug. 25--31

false

Hillary clinton says she'll put bill to work in the white house

false

Thyroid cancer: five things you really need to know

false

What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse a **stealthoscope**

true

What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? sudden infant death syndrome

true

Novak djokovic vs. rafael nadal: live updates of australian open men's final 2012

false

The hardest part about eating a vegetable... manipulating the wheel chair.

true

Monday's morning email: what to expect in the supreme court confirmation hearing today

false

I'm going to dress up as laundry next halloween bitches love doing laundry.

true

Jeff sessions yuks it up over russians in speech to lawyers

false

Report: underpaid bowling alley employees to go on strike.

true

We will beat trumpcare: we only lose if we forget what we’re fighting for

false

What is carroll shelby's favorite food? a torque-y sandwich.

true

Rapamycin, easter island drug, shows promise in boosting aging brain, mice study shows

false

Single mom ashley caldwell receives the ultimate gift (video)

false

Friday doesn't care how old you are, so drink like betty white this weekend

false

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? bi-polar

true

Ben affleck joins facebook to teach philanthropy lesson

false

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the internet? because they can't stop saving their work.

true

I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it.

true

Homemade 'die hard' scene will have you saying 'yippee ki yay'

false