CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What's black, blue, and hates having sex? the ten year old in my trunk.	true
#trumpsuperpowers has the ability to unite the internet in a single hashtag	false
These lgbtq groups were formed after pulse. here are their messages for vegas.	false
Hitler was a great man. he killed hitler.	true
How did stevie wonder meet his wife? on a blind date	true
Pizza. it's what separates us from the animals.	true
What do spiders eat in france? french flys	true
Fig newtons: they're like a funeral in your mouth!	true
As president roosevelt said: we have nothing to fear but fear itself. and chuck norris.	true
I pulled a groin muscle getting out of bed this morning... over and over and over.....	true
I was sitting in the traffic the other day that's why i got run over.	true
Republicans befuddled by trump’s abrupt reversal on new russia sanctions	false
Derek jeter should stick to baseball: challenges at davos	false
A pessimist is always alone. an optimist is always two away from a threesome.	true
This clown accused of dui 'just had a few drinks'	false
Mental health situation deteriorating for refugees on greece's lesbos island	false
Spouses probably shouldn't try to split household tasks exactly evenly	false
What is the melbourne festival? an insider's guide to melbourne's biggest cultural event	false
'roy moore' even 'too alabama' for kate mckinnon's jeff sessions on 'snl'	false
Once you go black... you're a single mother.	true
Once again, air force band surprises and delights	false
Why didn't the lipid ask for water he wasn't carbohydrated	true
Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? i think he's full of shit.	true
These gorgeous maps show the world's great cities from a local's pov	false
What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing? you can say sorry at a funeral.	true
I told my friend he was noble.... he didn't react.	true
In the absence of federal action, some voters take minimum wage issue into their own hands	false
Where does the vampire sail? in the bloodstream.	true
Nude wedding: new zealand couple gets married in the buff (photos, nsfw)	false
My kids don't even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays	true
My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery.	true
sees spider in the shower oh jeez i'm sorry lock the door next time buddy	true
Miley's nearly nude tour video is more nightmarish than kinky	false
Marco rubio not sorry for bringing dick jokes into presidential race	false
Checking in at a seaside retreat in new hampshire (photos)	false
We'll deal with these blizzards any day (recipes)	false
What does weed and the quran have in common? if you burn it you get stoned	true
Try your hand at making sarah palin's donald trump endorsement even wilder	false
Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? they herd	true
They say money doesn't grow on trees so what are hedgefunds then?	true
So my proctologist has ocd... i went in for an exam. he was very anal.	true
Dad's baby-inspired workout is 90 seconds of adorable genius	false
Breakup songs: readers share the song that got them through their splits	false
Callous or callow: waving the confederate flag at bryn mawr college	false
Harvard biologists just demonstrated the most extensive reengineering of a genome yet	false
So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. bartender says, why the long face?	true
12 of john conyers' female former staffers come to his defense	false
Timid reporting on racism skews our political and economic debates	false
What is life like for a wood worm ? boring !	true
Daniel radcliffe is a farting corpse with many talents in 'swiss army man' trailer	false
Oversight chairman: fed agencies are 'in la la land' if they think they are transparent	false
What do all battered women have in common? (in a frustrated voice) they just don't listen.	true
Gone too long: it's time to return grizzly bears across the american west	false
How do physicians and non-physicians want to die?	false
Tiffany & co. has a powerful message for donald trump	false
5 years of childhood cancer awareness and counting	false
How much space is needed for fungi to grow? as mushroom as possible.	true
A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. meow meow...	true
Mnuchin vows no cuts to u.s. entitlement programs — for now	false
I once got diarrhea on a road trip but i went on, undeterred.	true
I'm not all that concerned about celine dion's recent losses. i'm pretty sure her heart will go on.	true
Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous.	true
Muslim women should be our allies... because they will never suck a cops dick.	true
What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? a pork chop.	true
'how to make masala chai' is our new favorite food video	false
There's a big difference between seminary school and semenary school.	true
This hummus has a secret ingredient supermarkets don't want to sell	false
Hard to believe it's 2017 i'm still writing this is a nightmare fuck everything omg on my checks.	true
Amy adams is up against cate blanchett for best actress	false
These two dads share the incredible story of creating their family	false
The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died his funeral will be held on thursday at 2pm.	true
Stars! they're just like us! gaseous and dying	true
Apple invented a new app, asians love it. introducing the iopener.	true
Britain's quidditch cup just 'organized chaos,' players say	false
Hair wars showcases wild hairstyles for detroit show (photos)	false
Paris police arrest second couple over notre dame gas cylinders	false
What is the first sign of aids? sharp pounding sensation in your ass.	true
What part of the body never wins? dafeat	true
Gay men and body image: an expert sounds off	false
10 times jennifer garner was brutally honest about this whole parenting thing	false
Captain america civil war joke. what's war machines favorite dance move? the crawlington	true
What do you get if you cross a dick with a potato? a dictator.	true
Someone asked me why all of my instagram photos look so funny. it must be my selfie shtick.	true
Hope you didn't have 'clinton' or 'obama' in your debate drinking game	false
The best carnival celebrations around the world (photos)	false
Olivia wilde goes paddleboarding in a little black bikini	false
There are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary, and those who don't.	true
Why did hitler want to rise in power? because he wanted a kaiser roll.	true
If boys had uteruses... if boys had uteruses they would be called duderuses. (from bobs burgers)	true
Finally, 'atlanta' and 'queen sugar' deliver what tv's been missing	false
Did you know kurt cobain's gun was named success? it went right to his head.	true
Mlb pitcher punches himself in face really hard after blowing game	false
Doing business the old-fashioned way: face to face	false
Christmas crafts: turn paper napkins into snowballs for your holiday table	false
What do you call a jewish feline? a yama-cat	true
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? a small medium at large.	true
Chelsea manning to run for u.s. senate in maryland	false
A $750 weed grinder necklace is here just in time for the holidays	false
This is what it would be like to buy a cat from christopher walken	false
I absolutely despise double-standards... except when it's me, then it's okay.	true

What's black, blue, and hates having sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

true

#trumpsuperpowers has the ability to unite the internet in a single hashtag

false

These lgbtq groups were formed after pulse. here are their messages for vegas.

false

Hitler was a great man. he killed hitler.

true

How did stevie wonder meet his wife? on a blind date

true

Pizza. it's what separates us from the animals.

true

What do spiders eat in france? french flys

true

Fig newtons: they're like a funeral in your mouth!

true

As president roosevelt said: we have nothing to fear but fear itself. and chuck norris.

true

I pulled a groin muscle getting out of bed this morning... over and over and over.....

true

I was sitting in the traffic the other day that's why i got run over.

true

Republicans befuddled by trump’s abrupt reversal on new russia sanctions

false

Derek jeter should stick to baseball: challenges at davos

false

A pessimist is always alone. an optimist is always two away from a threesome.

true

This clown accused of dui 'just had a few drinks'

false

Mental health situation deteriorating for refugees on greece's lesbos island

false

Spouses probably shouldn't try to split household tasks exactly evenly

false

What is the melbourne festival? an insider's guide to melbourne's biggest cultural event

false

'roy moore' even 'too alabama' for kate mckinnon's jeff sessions on 'snl'

false

Once you go black... you're a single mother.

true

Once again, air force band surprises and delights

false

Why didn't the lipid ask for water he wasn't carbohydrated

true

Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? i think he's full of shit.

true

These gorgeous maps show the world's great cities from a local's pov

false

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing? you can say sorry at a funeral.

true

I told my friend he was noble.... he didn't react.

true

In the absence of federal action, some voters take minimum wage issue into their own hands

false

Where does the vampire sail? in the bloodstream.

true

Nude wedding: new zealand couple gets married in the buff (photos, nsfw)

false

My kids don't even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays

true

My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery.

true

*sees spider in the shower* oh jeez i'm sorry lock the door next time buddy

true

Miley's nearly nude tour video is more nightmarish than kinky

false

Marco rubio not sorry for bringing dick jokes into presidential race

false

Checking in at a seaside retreat in new hampshire (photos)

false

We'll deal with these blizzards any day (recipes)

false

What does weed and the quran have in common? if you burn it you get stoned

true

Try your hand at making sarah palin's donald trump endorsement even wilder

false

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? they herd

true

They say money doesn't grow on trees so what are hedgefunds then?

true

So my proctologist has ocd... i went in for an exam. he was very anal.

true

Dad's baby-inspired workout is 90 seconds of adorable genius

false

Breakup songs: readers share the song that got them through their splits

false

Callous or callow: waving the confederate flag at bryn mawr college

false

Harvard biologists just demonstrated the most extensive reengineering of a genome yet

false

So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. bartender says, why the long face?

true

12 of john conyers' female former staffers come to his defense

false

Timid reporting on racism skews our political and economic debates

false

What is life like for a wood worm ? boring !

true

Daniel radcliffe is a farting corpse with many talents in 'swiss army man' trailer

false

Oversight chairman: fed agencies are 'in la la land' if they think they are transparent

false

What do all battered women have in common? (in a frustrated voice) they just don't listen.

true

Gone too long: it's time to return grizzly bears across the american west

false

How do physicians and non-physicians want to die?

false

Tiffany & co. has a powerful message for donald trump

false

5 years of childhood cancer awareness and counting

false

How much space is needed for fungi to grow? as mushroom as possible.

true

A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. meow meow...

true

Mnuchin vows no cuts to u.s. entitlement programs — for now

false

I once got diarrhea on a road trip but i went on, undeterred.

true

I'm not all that concerned about celine dion's recent losses. i'm pretty sure her heart will go on.

true

Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous.

true

Muslim women should be our allies... because they will never suck a cops dick.

true

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? a pork chop.

true

'how to make masala chai' is our new favorite food video

false

There's a big difference between seminary school and semenary school.

true

This hummus has a secret ingredient supermarkets don't want to sell

false

Hard to believe it's 2017 i'm still writing this is a nightmare fuck everything omg on my checks.

true

Amy adams is up against cate blanchett for best actress

false

These two dads share the incredible story of creating their family

false

The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died his funeral will be held on thursday at 2pm.

true

Stars! they're just like us! gaseous and dying

true

Apple invented a new app, asians love it. introducing the iopener.

true

Britain's quidditch cup just 'organized chaos,' players say

false

Hair wars showcases wild hairstyles for detroit show (photos)

false

Paris police arrest second couple over notre dame gas cylinders

false

What is the first sign of aids? sharp pounding sensation in your ass.

true

What part of the body never wins? dafeat

true

Gay men and body image: an expert sounds off

false

10 times jennifer garner was brutally honest about this whole parenting thing

false

Captain america civil war joke. what's war machines favorite dance move? the crawlington

true

What do you get if you cross a dick with a potato? a dictator.

true

Someone asked me why all of my instagram photos look so funny. it must be my selfie shtick.

true

Hope you didn't have 'clinton' or 'obama' in your debate drinking game

false

The best carnival celebrations around the world (photos)

false

Olivia wilde goes paddleboarding in a little black bikini

false

There are 10 types of people in the world. those who understand binary, and those who don't.

true

Why did hitler want to rise in power? because he wanted a kaiser roll.

true

If boys had uteruses... if boys had uteruses they would be called duderuses. (from bobs burgers)

true

Finally, 'atlanta' and 'queen sugar' deliver what tv's been missing

false

Did you know kurt cobain's gun was named success? it went right to his head.

true

Mlb pitcher punches himself in face really hard after blowing game

false

Doing business the old-fashioned way: face to face

false

Christmas crafts: turn paper napkins into snowballs for your holiday table

false

What do you call a jewish feline? a yama-cat

true

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from prison? a small medium at large.

true

Chelsea manning to run for u.s. senate in maryland

false

A $750 weed grinder necklace is here just in time for the holidays

false

This is what it would be like to buy a cat from christopher walken

false

I absolutely despise double-standards... except when it's me, then it's okay.

true