CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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'put mustard on it': fast-food workers say burns are rampant	false
How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? nein.	true
Why are there no black people at the north pole? because there is nothing to steal there	true
New epa report finds fracking can affect drinking water	false
Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. i checked.	true
What is the difference between donald trump and a vibrator? a vibrator is not a genuine dick	true
Hemingway, tourism, and the contradictions of revolutionary cuba	false
Why are there more females in the asexual community? because lesbians don't get boners.	true
Louis c.k. drops new special, 'live at the comedy store'	false
In los angeles, bitter tensions over where to house the homeless rile communities	false
Did you hear lance armstrong lied the ball of some people	true
How did harry potter get down the hill? walking. ............. jk rolling!	true
Stars of wonder: many stand in solidarity with muslims	false
What do you call a small parent? a minimum !	true
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? it's ok. he woke up.	true
What sign on your phone does a dog hate the most the pound sign.	true
How much cash can you make robbing an indian restaurant? as much as you can curry.	true
I wonder. was the terminator not always... arniemated?	true
Some terrorists are flying over france, what do they do? they go parachuting.	true
The suicide hotline is unbearable they always leave people hanging.	true
And the final rule of fight club is... ...just have fun and try your best.	true
5 tips to help parents with the underage drinking conversation	false
What has 4 eyes and cannot see? mississippi.	true
Mississippi schools are uncomfortable discussing racism, but comfortable perpetuating it	false
What do they call the pun masters of the streets? punksters	true
Cannes film festival fashion: bridal inspiration from the red carpet (photos)	false
How did the scientist like his guacamole? with lots of avogadro!	true
Courtney love's saint laurent ads round out the '90s-heavy campaign (photos)	false
An open letter to people who yell homophobic things at me on the street	false
What do you call a gay chicken? a cock a dude'll do!	true
Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station the two white guys return	true
All the ways babies ruin your life -- but don't worry!	false
Who started the campfire website? some bright spark.	true
Any one remembers 'the game' ? now i'll fly away.	true
Nfl star shows off insane speed on treadmill	false
Muhammad ali's son launched a 'religious justice' campaign against trump	false
Surprise proposal: news anchor reads her boyfriend's marriage proposal on teleprompter (video)	false
Everyone thinks god is gay in ‘snl’ takedown of religious freedom bills	false
Why college signing day is important for the nation	false
13 of the best men's duffel bags for your weekend travels	false
Miley cyrus proves her funny faces can't be tamed	false
Paul says to jesus hey man whatcha doing for passover? jesus says just hanging around.	true
15 things i wish i'd known at 15	false
Jerry seinfeld admits some 'seinfeld' material is now offensive	false
Gender equality and the invisible problem in the workplace	false
Why un peacekeeping needs global support more than ever	false
Watch some nyu frat bros play beer pong in the street during the blizzard	false
If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz.	true
I think lamps are my favorite furniture. they're always brightening up my day.	true
Noble gases are safe from the fine brothers. they never react.	true
How to create quiet spaces in your home	false
Most medicines have side effects... ...except viagra has front effects. good bye.	true
Michelle branch sings a biting goodbye to 'lizard face' ted cruz	false
California man charged in security guard slaying kills 3 more before capture, cops say	false
What is the meaning of life? all evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.	true
Time flies like an arrow... fruit flies like a banana.	true
I bet the first gay transformer will morph into a prius.	true
What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? get to the back of the meat grinder!	true
Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg	true
Jeffery closson, california police officer, accused of sexual battery in mall bathroom (video)	false
What do you call a master at guessing anime characters? guesu	true
What starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it? an envelope!	true
10 'outlander' spoilers you need to know for season 2	false
U.s-backed syrian rebels' pleas for help likely to go unanswered	false
Trump is committed to a 'strong and robust' nato, obama says	false
Land of equal opportunity? the power of a costly myth	false
Why did ted cruz send his dad to puerto rico? marco rubio’s delegates.	false
10 office personalities that may be sabotaging your diet	false
Why the maker of this hovering vehicle won't call it a 'hoverboard’	false
What do cows get when they are sick? hay fever	true
Health at an impasse: the case for getting past collusion	false
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me.	true
What do you call a gay yeti a snow blower!	true
They accused him of taking a backpack. the courts took the next 3 years of his life.	false
What is heinz guderian's favorite song? the blitzkrieg bop	true
Finding hidden gems in california: half moon bay	false
Which is donald trump's favourite music album? the wall by pink floyd	true
Here's what might happen if persephone, goddess of spring, were a millennial	false
I refused to date a gay trump supporter	false
Donald trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... obama called in drone strikes on it.	true
Life is like photography we develop from the negatives.	true
And here's more footage of people, but i'm sure apes will be in this film any minute now..	true
What happens when women have their period? they get easily irritated and they ovary act	true
Why does a rooster watch tv ? for hentertainment !	true
I used to live in india, now i live in indiana is there a difference? na	true
Judge throws out lawsuit against crude by rail terminal	false
There's a right and a wrong way to reheat leftovers	false
I used to think there were 25 letters in the alphabet i don't know y.	true
I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. it wasn't serious. nobody saw me. anthony jeselnik.	true
What did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they're both stuck up cunts	true
6 ways to make your hair color last longer	false
Call bulls#!t: just because they say it, doesn't mean it's true	false
My favorite joke is about music... it's a well composed joke.	true
Chris rock and dave chappelle did a surprise stand-up set together this weekend	false
Naomi campbell has the best reaction yet to kimye's vogue cover (video)	false
The nonprofit president/ceo: how much board and ceo trust is involved?	false
North carolina lawmakers introduce bill to repeal sweeping anti-lgbt law	false
Scientists' new 'human placenta project' aims to improve health of moms and their children	false
Someone threw a grill at my face. the attack made headlines.	true
7 reasons to never miss a monday workout	false

'put mustard on it': fast-food workers say burns are rampant

false

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? nein.

true

Why are there no black people at the north pole? because there is nothing to steal there

true

New epa report finds fracking can affect drinking water

false

Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. i checked.

true

What is the difference between donald trump and a vibrator? a vibrator is not a genuine dick

true

Hemingway, tourism, and the contradictions of revolutionary cuba

false

Why are there more females in the asexual community? because lesbians don't get boners.

true

Louis c.k. drops new special, 'live at the comedy store'

false

In los angeles, bitter tensions over where to house the homeless rile communities

false

Did you hear lance armstrong lied the ball of some people

true

How did harry potter get down the hill? walking. ............. jk rolling!

true

Stars of wonder: many stand in solidarity with muslims

false

What do you call a small parent? a minimum !

true

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the high school? it's ok. he woke up.

true

What sign on your phone does a dog hate the most the pound sign.

true

How much cash can you make robbing an indian restaurant? as much as you can curry.

true

I wonder. was the terminator not always... arniemated?

true

Some terrorists are flying over france, what do they do? they go parachuting.

true

The suicide hotline is unbearable they always leave people hanging.

true

And the final rule of fight club is... ...just have fun and try your best.

true

5 tips to help parents with the underage drinking conversation

false

What has 4 eyes and cannot see? mississippi.

true

Mississippi schools are uncomfortable discussing racism, but comfortable perpetuating it

false

What do they call the pun masters of the streets? punksters

true

Cannes film festival fashion: bridal inspiration from the red carpet (photos)

false

How did the scientist like his guacamole? with lots of avogadro!

true

Courtney love's saint laurent ads round out the '90s-heavy campaign (photos)

false

An open letter to people who yell homophobic things at me on the street

false

What do you call a gay chicken? a cock a dude'll do!

true

Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station the two white guys return

true

All the ways babies ruin your life -- but don't worry!

false

Who started the campfire website? some bright spark.

true

Any one remembers 'the game' ? now i'll fly away.

true

Nfl star shows off insane speed on treadmill

false

Muhammad ali's son launched a 'religious justice' campaign against trump

false

Surprise proposal: news anchor reads her boyfriend's marriage proposal on teleprompter (video)

false

Everyone thinks god is gay in ‘snl’ takedown of religious freedom bills

false

Why college signing day is important for the nation

false

13 of the best men's duffel bags for your weekend travels

false

Miley cyrus proves her funny faces can't be tamed

false

Paul says to jesus hey man whatcha doing for passover? jesus says just hanging around.

true

15 things i wish i'd known at 15

false

Jerry seinfeld admits some 'seinfeld' material is now offensive

false

Gender equality and the invisible problem in the workplace

false

Why un peacekeeping needs global support more than ever

false

Watch some nyu frat bros play beer pong in the street during the blizzard

false

If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz.

true

I think lamps are my favorite furniture. they're always brightening up my day.

true

Noble gases are safe from the fine brothers. they never react.

true

How to create quiet spaces in your home

false

Most medicines have side effects... ...except viagra has front effects. good bye.

true

Michelle branch sings a biting goodbye to 'lizard face' ted cruz

false

California man charged in security guard slaying kills 3 more before capture, cops say

false

What is the meaning of life? all evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

true

Time flies like an arrow... fruit flies like a banana.

true

I bet the first gay transformer will morph into a prius.

true

What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? get to the back of the meat grinder!

true

Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg

true

Jeffery closson, california police officer, accused of sexual battery in mall bathroom (video)

false

What do you call a master at guessing anime characters? guesu

true

What starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it? an envelope!

true

10 'outlander' spoilers you need to know for season 2

false

U.s-backed syrian rebels' pleas for help likely to go unanswered

false

Trump is committed to a 'strong and robust' nato, obama says

false

Land of equal opportunity? the power of a costly myth

false

Why did ted cruz send his dad to puerto rico? marco rubio’s delegates.

false

10 office personalities that may be sabotaging your diet

false

Why the maker of this hovering vehicle won't call it a 'hoverboard’

false

What do cows get when they are sick? hay fever

true

Health at an impasse: the case for getting past collusion

false

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

true

What do you call a gay yeti a snow blower!

true

They accused him of taking a backpack. the courts took the next 3 years of his life.

false

What is heinz guderian's favorite song? the blitzkrieg bop

true

Finding hidden gems in california: half moon bay

false

Which is donald trump's favourite music album? the wall by pink floyd

true

Here's what might happen if persephone, goddess of spring, were a millennial

false

I refused to date a gay trump supporter

false

Donald trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... obama called in drone strikes on it.

true

Life is like photography we develop from the negatives.

true

And here's more footage of people, but i'm sure apes will be in this film any minute now..

true

What happens when women have their period? they get easily irritated and they ovary act

true

Why does a rooster watch tv ? for hentertainment !

true

I used to live in india, now i live in indiana is there a difference? na

true

Judge throws out lawsuit against crude by rail terminal

false

There's a right and a wrong way to reheat leftovers

false

I used to think there were 25 letters in the alphabet i don't know y.

true

I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. it wasn't serious. nobody saw me. anthony jeselnik.

true

What did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they're both stuck up cunts

true

6 ways to make your hair color last longer

false

Call bulls#!t: just because they say it, doesn't mean it's true

false

My favorite joke is about music... it's a well composed joke.

true

Chris rock and dave chappelle did a surprise stand-up set together this weekend

false

Naomi campbell has the best reaction yet to kimye's vogue cover (video)

false

The nonprofit president/ceo: how much board and ceo trust is involved?

false

North carolina lawmakers introduce bill to repeal sweeping anti-lgbt law

false

Scientists' new 'human placenta project' aims to improve health of moms and their children

false

Someone threw a grill at my face. the attack made headlines.

true

7 reasons to never miss a monday workout

false