CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella? fo drizzle.	true
Does caitlyn even have a vagina? no, she has a vajenner.	true
The tricky ways legal abortion is being threatened in 3 states	false
99 problems and pizza solves every single 1	true
Mean jokes are like children with cancer. they never grow old.	true
Why don't junior league debutantes like group sex? too many thank you notes to write.	true
What do you call robin hood's mother? mother hood.	true
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!	true
Here are joan rivers' most memorable talk show appearances ever	false
Bill clinton receives 'father of the year' award from national father's day council	false
Cold temperatures, spicy food both burn fat: study	false
Ne-yo 'r.e.d' reviews, 'skyfall' critiques, aerosmith's latest notices and more: the week in ouch	false
Bridging the gap: unbind your heart a little more	false
Humans actually did some good stuff for the planet in 2015	false
Where were these terrorists when seth rogen did the green hornet?!?!?	true
Wait, did a court just recognize chimpanzees as 'legal persons'?	false
For many women, voting for a female president was emotional as hell	false
Turkey to return to single-party rule after sweeping election victory	false
Sunscreen isn't very effective... it didn't protect steve irwin from harmful rays	true
I've got a good joke for you guys but you've probably all reddit before... xd	true
What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? he pressed hispanic button	true
Why doesn't santa have to pay for parking? because it's on the house.	true
Inspired by a visit to fenway park, scott sewell lost 140 pounds	false
Jon stewart explains why he quit 'the daily show'	false
If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s.	true
Why can't hellen keller drive? cause she's dead	true
What do you call a blonde in a bmw? optional.	true
My wife's name is elle but i call her l for short, because i don't have all day.	true
What do doors and hookers have in common? you enter, come, and go. edit: changed punchline	true
The top 10 best cultural representations of god	false
Why do french people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? because one is un uf.	true
Ioc says doping whistleblower who fears for her life not its problem	false
How does a jewish guy make beer? hebrews it. :)	true
Are you ready to let love into your life?	false
This lgbtq activist's speech about surviving abuse will break your heart	false
Are anti-jokes still funny? why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead	true
Ethan hawke & julie delpy pick up where they left off in before midnight	false
(oc) what do you call helen keller punching someone? senseless violence.	true
My neighbour is singing under the shower again. luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars.	true
What did the hard drive get when it wanted data but didn't have the resources? a cache-advance	true
What do you call fake spaghetti? an imposta.	true
The master: paul thomas anderson's naturalist fable and francine	false
My 5/o just said that's classic!! wtf is classic to a 5 y/o? blues clues??	true
Roses are red, violets are blue. if he's busy on christmas, the side chick is you!	true
Excuse me, i'm a little short on cash. mind if we shared a cab home?	true
Meet noah carpenter, the world's greatest wedding crasher	false
A canadian walks into a bar and says, soo-ree. haha	true
Somebody told me my clothes were gay. i said yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.	true
Celebrity health: 10 famous faces who fought for their health in 2012	false
Can prayer dig you out after a blizzard?	false
Husband says wife went to hospital for 'kidney stones,' ended up giving birth	false
Adrian broadway, teen, allegedly gunned down by willie noble over egging prank	false
This 'merica burger is basically 100 percent made of bacon	false
Bryce harper has 2 words for umpire brian knight, and they're not very nice	false
What's the preferred beer of dogme 95? natural light.	true
Change is in the air for 'tough love' queer web series	false
Free tibet! with purchase of equal or greater tibet.	true
People pick awful tattoos by chance and still go through with it in 'tattoo roulette'	false
Why can't ghosts have babies? they have hollow weenies!	true
Artist turns hundreds of old shoes into something spectacular	false
What's the difference between a boomerang and my father? the boomerang came back ='(	true
Watch these dads read inspiring affirmations they wrote for their daughters	false
Heath ledger's joker diary surfaces in footage from german documentary series	false
Kids music that rocks! exclusive video premiere by justin roberts	false
Why is the ocean always wet? because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.	true
What's the best thing about being a female mime? there's no glass ceiling	true
How can you miss america's national parks if they never go away? (video)	false
How do you spell socks in spanish? eso si que es.	true
Choose your own adventure music video let’s you explore sexual identity	false
Have you heard about karma, the new restaurant? there's no menu. you just get what you deserve.	true
Gop senator: donald trump has 3 weeks to fix his broken campaign	false
Five things you must buy in the caribbean - and one thing you never should	false
Nancy pelosi believes a john conyers accuser one day after being wishy-washy	false
Report: nba didn't take action regarding donald sterling's ugly past	false
Six steps the world must take now to stop the horror of isis	false
Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? well, there-- nevermind, it's pointless.	true
Judge releases limited details on eric garner grand jury	false
Stop telling me your newborn's weight and length i don't know what to do with that information.	true
Bernie sanders visits texas to see if he can keep drawing huge crowds	false
Yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!	true
Friday talking points -- giggles the pig for mayor!	false
Three die in grenade attacks in burundi capital, as protests continue	false
Healthy eating: 3 ways to overcome social eating temptations	false
3 easy, fun and tasty recipes with 2 ingredients	false
Victoria secret's doutzen kroes and vogue italia's franca sozzani get personal about body image	false
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.	true
What comes after fear but before sex? funf	true
Kristen wiig at the friends with kids screening: look of the day (photos)	false
A frog goes into a bank... only to robbit.	true
Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak.	true
What is mario's favorite material? denim denim denim	true
Gov. kasich makes heroin overdose drug available without prescription	false
Why did princess leia spit and not swallow? because it was chewy	true
Latino rep calls out republicans for normalizing steve king's 'racist comments'	false
Bora bora: so good they named it twice	false
What did ernie say to bert when he asked for ice-cream? sure, bert!	true
Here's to tits! ...cause no one ever said i want to cum on her nice personality	true
Today i found out i have dyslexia... i went to a toga party dressed as a goat.	true
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.	true
Difference between men and women women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!	true

Why did snoop dogg bring an umbrella? fo drizzle.

true

Does caitlyn even have a vagina? no, she has a *vajenner.*

true

The tricky ways legal abortion is being threatened in 3 states

false

99 problems and pizza solves every single 1

true

Mean jokes are like children with cancer. they never grow old.

true

Why don't junior league debutantes like group sex? too many thank you notes to write.

true

What do you call robin hood's mother? mother hood.

true

What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!

true

Here are joan rivers' most memorable talk show appearances ever

false

Bill clinton receives 'father of the year' award from national father's day council

false

Cold temperatures, spicy food both burn fat: study

false

Ne-yo 'r.e.d' reviews, 'skyfall' critiques, aerosmith's latest notices and more: the week in ouch

false

Bridging the gap: unbind your heart a little more

false

Humans actually did some good stuff for the planet in 2015

false

Where were these terrorists when seth rogen did the green hornet?!?!?

true

Wait, did a court just recognize chimpanzees as 'legal persons'?

false

For many women, voting for a female president was emotional as hell

false

Turkey to return to single-party rule after sweeping election victory

false

Sunscreen isn't very effective... it didn't protect steve irwin from harmful rays

true

I've got a good joke for you guys but you've probably all reddit before... xd

true

What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? he pressed hispanic button

true

Why doesn't santa have to pay for parking? because it's on the house.

true

Inspired by a visit to fenway park, scott sewell lost 140 pounds

false

Jon stewart explains why he quit 'the daily show'

false

If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s.

true

Why can't hellen keller drive? cause she's dead

true

What do you call a blonde in a bmw? optional.

true

My wife's name is elle but i call her l for short, because i don't have all day.

true

What do doors and hookers have in common? you enter, come, and go. edit: changed punchline

true

The top 10 best cultural representations of god

false

Why do french people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? because one is un uf.

true

Ioc says doping whistleblower who fears for her life not its problem

false

How does a jewish guy make beer? hebrews it. :)

true

Are you ready to let love into your life?

false

This lgbtq activist's speech about surviving abuse will break your heart

false

Are anti-jokes still funny? why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead

true

Ethan hawke & julie delpy pick up where they left off in before midnight

false

(oc) what do you call helen keller punching someone? senseless violence.

true

My neighbour is singing under the shower again. luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars.

true

What did the hard drive get when it wanted data but didn't have the resources? a cache-advance

true

What do you call fake spaghetti? an *imposta.*

true

The master: paul thomas anderson's naturalist fable and francine

false

My 5/o just said that's classic!! wtf is classic to a 5 y/o? blues clues??

true

Roses are red, violets are blue. if he's busy on christmas, the side chick is you!

true

Excuse me, i'm a little short on cash. mind if we shared a cab home?

true

Meet noah carpenter, the world's greatest wedding crasher

false

A canadian walks into a bar and says, soo-ree. haha

true

Somebody told me my clothes were gay. i said yeah, they came out of the closet this morning.

true

Celebrity health: 10 famous faces who fought for their health in 2012

false

Can prayer dig you out after a blizzard?

false

Husband says wife went to hospital for 'kidney stones,' ended up giving birth

false

Adrian broadway, teen, allegedly gunned down by willie noble over egging prank

false

This 'merica burger is basically 100 percent made of bacon

false

Bryce harper has 2 words for umpire brian knight, and they're not very nice

false

What's the preferred beer of dogme 95? natural light.

true

Change is in the air for 'tough love' queer web series

false

Free tibet! with purchase of equal or greater tibet.

true

People pick awful tattoos by chance and still go through with it in 'tattoo roulette'

false

Why can't ghosts have babies? they have hollow weenies!

true

Artist turns hundreds of old shoes into something spectacular

false

What's the difference between a boomerang and my father? the boomerang came back ='(

true

Watch these dads read inspiring affirmations they wrote for their daughters

false

Heath ledger's joker diary surfaces in footage from german documentary series

false

Kids music that rocks! exclusive video premiere by justin roberts

false

Why is the ocean always wet? because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

true

What's the best thing about being a female mime? there's no glass ceiling

true

How can you miss america's national parks if they never go away? (video)

false

How do you spell socks in spanish? eso si que es.

true

Choose your own adventure music video let’s you explore sexual identity

false

Have you heard about karma, the new restaurant? there's no menu. you just get what you deserve.

true

Gop senator: donald trump has 3 weeks to fix his broken campaign

false

Five things you must buy in the caribbean - and one thing you never should

false

Nancy pelosi believes a john conyers accuser one day after being wishy-washy

false

Report: nba didn't take action regarding donald sterling's ugly past

false

Six steps the world must take now to stop the horror of isis

false

Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? well, there-- nevermind, it's pointless.

true

Judge releases limited details on eric garner grand jury

false

Stop telling me your newborn's weight and length i don't know what to do with that information.

true

Bernie sanders visits texas to see if he can keep drawing huge crowds

false

Yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

true

Friday talking points -- giggles the pig for mayor!

false

Three die in grenade attacks in burundi capital, as protests continue

false

Healthy eating: 3 ways to overcome social eating temptations

false

3 easy, fun and tasty recipes with 2 ingredients

false

Victoria secret's doutzen kroes and vogue italia's franca sozzani get personal about body image

false

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

true

What comes after fear but before sex? funf

true

Kristen wiig at the friends with kids screening: look of the day (photos)

false

A frog goes into a bank... only to *robbit*.

true

Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

true

What is mario's favorite material? denim denim denim

true

Gov. kasich makes heroin overdose drug available without prescription

false

Why did princess leia spit and not swallow? because it was chewy

true

Latino rep calls out republicans for normalizing steve king's 'racist comments'

false

Bora bora: so good they named it twice

false

What did ernie say to bert when he asked for ice-cream? sure, bert!

true

Here's to tits! ...cause no one ever said i want to cum on her nice personality

true

Today i found out i have dyslexia... i went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

true

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

true

Difference between men and women women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!

true