CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Gilligan's island, where were you when the minnow ran aground?	false
Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? l'hospital.	true
Bernie sanders has a very lonely but very committed following on wall street	false
How to toast the new year in 19 different countries	false
Chicago to sue trump administration over sanctuary city funding threat	false
Betsey johnson's bridal shoe collection to debut on zappos.com (photos)	false
Suicide rate of u.s. veterans rose one third since 2001, study finds	false
Disgraced former michigan state reps fail to win back seats	false
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.	true
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? deer nuts are under a buck.	true
What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? a t-bone!!!!	true
The difference between a bowler and a derby hat: from our network	false
Bill could make california a sanctuary state — for marijuana	false
Self-doubt destroys the heart, mind, body and soul	false
Countries spending the most on the military: 24/7 wall st.	false
Goldbely: order food gifts from across the usa (video)	false
Nick jonas recalls his stinky breath during first kiss with miley cyrus	false
I sometimes watch birds and wonder if i could fly who would i shit on?	true
What do jewish people drink after they spray tan? orange jews.	true
Why don't blind people sky-dive? (from money train) because it scares the shit out of their dogs.	true
Why does father time wear bandages? because day breaks and night falls.	true
Sofia vergara kicks off her exciting wedding weekend	false
How isis continues to justify the use of human shields	false
Elisabeth moss thanks margaret atwood in stirring golden globes acceptance speech	false
What's the difference between a kindle and a kindle fire? the kindle fire has a lithium battery.	true
What is black and screams? stevie wonder answering the iron.	true
It's here! may the fourth be with you!!	true
Artist jim bachor fixes chicago potholes with ice cream mosaics	false
Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? a: twelve dongs!	true
Travel etiquette: how to use a flight delay to your advantage	false
I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes.	true
America's exotic pet obsession is out of control (photos, video)	false
What's the opposite of christopher walken? christopher reeve...	true
Just saw a man talking on a pay phone... i should call the cops right?	true
They should make toilet seats with a rumble pack to shake your turds loose.	true
She- get lost me- jumps in her wardrobe	true
How do muslims cook their eggs? sunni side up.	true
I've had blue balls for a week. i need to stop dipping them in ink.	true
British man builds gigantic farting butt, lets 'er rip at france	false
Medusa was the hottest woman ever. every man who looked at her got rock hard.	true
What's the difference between god and bono? god doesn't walk around thinking he's bono.	true
I hate unoriginal jokes on reddit..... said the chicken as he walked across the road	true
Airbnb tackles immigration ban in powerful super bowl commercial	false
Animal photos of the week: weird news around the globe	false
The best mobile apps for organizing coupons (video)	false
Pat conroy, author of 'prince of tides', dead at 70	false
The '80s called: they want you stop anthropomorphizing decades.	true
Sex has a speed limit it's 68, because when you get to 69 you have to turn around	true
One beer please! this is starbucks! oh, my fault, i'm bill.	true
What do you call it when a hooker farts? a prostitoot.	true
Hillary clinton readies for a long slog against bernie sanders	false
My friends all say i tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... i tell jokes badly	true
I made a username called my dick on a website. the website said that it wasn't long enough.	true
Huffpollster: bernie sanders still matters in the presidential race	false
Let go of your past to become a better parent	false
When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two.	true
Nurse infected with ebola may have felt ill as early as friday	false
A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. needless to say, the pig was cured.	true
Mark hamill is back as trump the joker, reading streep tweets	false
1% battery..... because i like to live on the	true
What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? a pro-teen bar	true
When you're the only black kid in class during black history month	false
As christmas approaches, our children return to us	false
So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ...	true
Dr. jaime awe, real-life indiana jones, sues lucasfilm, disney over crystal skull	false
Robert de niro goes full ‘taxi driver’ on people's mean tweets	false
Ferguson crisis is symptomatic of many other injustices	false
'daily show' host trevor noah undergoes emergency appendectomy	false
The band 1024 megabytes is coming to town. it's their first gig.	true
Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... hoping to get a ps4 in return.	true
Four weeks out: what will be the narrative of election 2014?	false
Do you even have any idea how you like your steak cooked? (photo)	false
Rosario dawson talks about why she loves riding the train (video)	false
Does almond milk come from crazy cows? cause they gotta be nuts, right?	true
Katy perry's covergirl instagram ad is 15 seconds of gorgeousness	false
Just asked my hairstylist for the bieber. he shaved off all my pubic hair.	true
Rediscovering my power at 'oprah's life you want weekend'	false
What do you call a dog from another planet? a dal-martian	true
What's a... pederast? shut the fuck up, donny	true
Move over batman, a 'batgirl' movie may be coming from joss whedon	false
Politicians hate each other more than they love america.	true
I don't care that we have a female presidential nominee and neither should you	false
Elizabeth warren tells us that she can't even with jamie dimon's mansplaining	false
Cash, cats and other crazy items left behind for new homeowners	false
This makeup artist recreated beyoncé's pregnancy shoot on her lips	false
Usually, my rule for drinking is one & done. but with tequila... it's juan & don.	true
You're odd she said. not even i replied.	true
What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain	true
Will smith to perform with bomba estereo at latin grammys	false
3-year-old knows exactly what his little brothers want for christmas this year	false
Chris christie slams ted cruz's speech as 'selfish'	false
Bill o'reilly on las vegas massacre: 'this is the price of freedom'	false
Florist who turned away gay couple wants supreme court to hear her case	false
I like my politicians like i like my men ...i don't like men.	true
Company that sells bulletproof gucci and hermès bags sees huge sales in school backpacks	false
The kansas city royals love 'trap queen' more than you	false
3 dead in apparent murder-suicide at luxury new jersey high rise	false
Why did arthur have a round table ? so no one could corner him !	true
What is wisdom? business leaders and spiritual teachers share their thoughts (video)	false
6 tips for managing the cost of your prescription medications	false

Gilligan's island, where were you when the minnow ran aground?

false

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? l'hospital.

true

Bernie sanders has a very lonely but very committed following on wall street

false

How to toast the new year in 19 different countries

false

Chicago to sue trump administration over sanctuary city funding threat

false

Betsey johnson's bridal shoe collection to debut on zappos.com (photos)

false

Suicide rate of u.s. veterans rose one third since 2001, study finds

false

Disgraced former michigan state reps fail to win back seats

false

Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.

true

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? deer nuts are under a buck.

true

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? a t-bone!!!!

true

The difference between a bowler and a derby hat: from our network

false

Bill could make california a sanctuary state — for marijuana

false

Self-doubt destroys the heart, mind, body and soul

false

Countries spending the most on the military: 24/7 wall st.

false

Goldbely: order food gifts from across the usa (video)

false

Nick jonas recalls his stinky breath during first kiss with miley cyrus

false

I sometimes watch birds and wonder if i could fly who would i shit on?

true

What do jewish people drink after they spray tan? orange jews.

true

Why don't blind people sky-dive? (from money train) because it scares the shit out of their dogs.

true

Why does father time wear bandages? because day breaks and night falls.

true

Sofia vergara kicks off her exciting wedding weekend

false

How isis continues to justify the use of human shields

false

Elisabeth moss thanks margaret atwood in stirring golden globes acceptance speech

false

What's the difference between a kindle and a kindle fire? the kindle fire has a lithium battery.

true

What is black and screams? stevie wonder answering the iron.

true

It's here! may the fourth be with you!!

true

Artist jim bachor fixes chicago potholes with ice cream mosaics

false

Q: why do the gay guys like midnight? a: twelve dongs!

true

Travel etiquette: how to use a flight delay to your advantage

false

I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes.

true

America's exotic pet obsession is out of control (photos, video)

false

What's the opposite of christopher walken? christopher reeve...

true

Just saw a man talking on a pay phone... i should call the cops right?

true

They should make toilet seats with a rumble pack to shake your turds loose.

true

She- get lost me- *jumps in her wardrobe*

true

How do muslims cook their eggs? sunni side up.

true

I've had blue balls for a week. i need to stop dipping them in ink.

true

British man builds gigantic farting butt, lets 'er rip at france

false

Medusa was the hottest woman ever. every man who looked at her got rock hard.

true

What's the difference between god and bono? god doesn't walk around thinking he's bono.

true

I hate unoriginal jokes on reddit..... said the chicken as he walked across the road

true

Airbnb tackles immigration ban in powerful super bowl commercial

false

Animal photos of the week: weird news around the globe

false

The best mobile apps for organizing coupons (video)

false

Pat conroy, author of 'prince of tides', dead at 70

false

The '80s called: they want you stop anthropomorphizing decades.

true

Sex has a speed limit it's 68, because when you get to 69 you have to turn around

true

One beer please! *this is starbucks!* oh, my fault, i'm bill.

true

What do you call it when a hooker farts? a prostitoot.

true

Hillary clinton readies for a long slog against bernie sanders

false

My friends all say i tell bad jokes, but they're wrong... i tell jokes badly

true

I made a username called my dick on a website. the website said that it wasn't long enough.

true

Huffpollster: bernie sanders still matters in the presidential race

false

Let go of your past to become a better parent

false

When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two.

true

Nurse infected with ebola may have felt ill as early as friday

false

A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. needless to say, the pig was cured.

true

Mark hamill is back as trump the joker, reading streep tweets

false

1% battery..... because i like to live on the

true

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? a pro-teen bar

true

When you're the only black kid in class during black history month

false

As christmas approaches, our children return to us

false

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ...

true

Dr. jaime awe, real-life indiana jones, sues lucasfilm, disney over crystal skull

false

Robert de niro goes full ‘taxi driver’ on people's mean tweets

false

Ferguson crisis is symptomatic of many other injustices

false

'daily show' host trevor noah undergoes emergency appendectomy

false

The band 1024 megabytes is coming to town. it's their first gig.

true

Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... hoping to get a ps4 in return.

true

Four weeks out: what will be the narrative of election 2014?

false

Do you even have any idea how you like your steak cooked? (photo)

false

Rosario dawson talks about why she loves riding the train (video)

false

Does almond milk come from crazy cows? cause they gotta be nuts, right?

true

Katy perry's covergirl instagram ad is 15 seconds of gorgeousness

false

Just asked my hairstylist for the bieber. he shaved off all my pubic hair.

true

Rediscovering my power at 'oprah's life you want weekend'

false

What do you call a dog from another planet? a dal-martian

true

What's a... pederast? shut the fuck up, donny

true

Move over batman, a 'batgirl' movie may be coming from joss whedon

false

Politicians hate each other more than they love america.

true

I don't care that we have a female presidential nominee and neither should you

false

Elizabeth warren tells us that she can't even with jamie dimon's mansplaining

false

Cash, cats and other crazy items left behind for new homeowners

false

This makeup artist recreated beyoncé's pregnancy shoot on her lips

false

Usually, my rule for drinking is one & done. but with tequila... it's juan & don.

true

You're odd she said. not even i replied.

true

What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain

true

Will smith to perform with bomba estereo at latin grammys

false

3-year-old knows exactly what his little brothers want for christmas this year

false

Chris christie slams ted cruz's speech as 'selfish'

false

Bill o'reilly on las vegas massacre: 'this is the price of freedom'

false

Florist who turned away gay couple wants supreme court to hear her case

false

I like my politicians like i like my men ...i don't like men.

true

Company that sells bulletproof gucci and hermès bags sees huge sales in school backpacks

false

The kansas city royals love 'trap queen' more than you

false

3 dead in apparent murder-suicide at luxury new jersey high rise

false

Why did arthur have a round table ? so no one could corner him !

true

What is wisdom? business leaders and spiritual teachers share their thoughts (video)

false

6 tips for managing the cost of your prescription medications

false