CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.	true
Motel 6 to ban all locations from voluntarily giving guest lists to ice	false
This is what 107 years without a world series title looks like	false
Hit man hired by rabbi set for release near killing's anniversary	false
Of the 17,891 deaths from terrorism last year, 19 were american. let iraqis fight isis.	false
Trump moved his trademarks to delaware so he'd get a tax cut	false
Marshall faulk, 2 others suspended by nfl network for alleged sexual misconduct	false
Donald duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants.	true
What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? the taste.	true
Where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere.	true
Former nypd detective gets emotional over dallas shooting	false
Startup idea: toilet paper app. wipe your ass with your actual phone. reusable.	true
Sorry i asked if your grandparents were part of the halloween display at your house.	true
Not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.	true
7 productivity apps to help you get it all done -- fast	false
Spreepark berlin sits abandoned 11 years after closing (photos)	false
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.	true
In quest to get the 'designer' look, u.s. women admit buying knockoffs	false
The neuroscience of bad habits: dr. nora volkow	false
Do you know what would make this sub better? no more /u/jokeexplainbot	true
Motorcycles, riptides & more: chats with loudon wainwright, vancy joy, john velghe and rocco deluca	false
4 facts about the state of black health kára mccullough might consider	false
My twitter clique is basically five or six people who have mistaken me for someone else.	true
Donald trump says he's finally going to start spending his money in 2016	false
Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? mace.	true
Batman: i am...batman! hi, batman, i'm not dad because yours already died when you were a kid.	true
What do you call a mentally challenged jew? auschwistic	true
China grants medical parole to jailed nobel peace laureate liu xiaobo	false
20 spooky music videos to make you poop your pants this halloween	false
What's the difference between me and an egg? an egg gets laid.	true
I'm trans-gpa i'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student	true
Why is the prime minister not seen in the morning? because he is pm not am	true
The dangerous belief that extreme technology will fix climate change	false
What if there was a sign written in braille that said do not touch! http://i.imgur.com/gnuylpb.gif	true
These 6 selena cards will make your valentine feel como la flor	false
5 steps to help you lose the 'parenting pound'	false
New nike deal ensures future for women’s pro soccer in u.s.	false
Angelina jolie knows how to rock a little black dress	false
What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? addadictomy.	true
Hillary and trump crash in a plane, who survives? the united states	true
Til if coral get too stressed, they die. their primary source of stress? current events	true
Google encrypts data amid backlash against nsa spying	false
10 teen beauty products grown women will love	false
What is donald trump's favourite song? another brick in the wall	true
Did you hear about the vatican's new navy? it's the latest in christian warship.	true
5 best caffeinated drinks to keep yourself awake	false
Scotland and wales will now allow northern irish women to access free abortions	false
You're spending way too much time checking your email. here's what to do	false
Dharun ravi sentencing: how should the former rutgers student be punished? (vote)	false
The secret to making a truly tasty vegan burger is to use beef.	true
Rebel wilson accuses kardashians of launching smear campaign against her	false
I need an ex-boyfriend so i have something to do on facebook at 3 in the morning.	true
Why did the tomcat get sent to prison? for looking at kitty porn.	true
The feminist comic series for fans of 'stranger things'	false
Amazon wants its devices to understand your emotions	false
Out of the suburbs and into the woods: a haiku diary	false
How i finally fell in love with my workout	false
Zoe saldana questions why white actors have played characters of color for decades	false
I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now i know how a woman feels.	true
Biting into me: food's role in identity and connection	false
Slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book	false
Parenting after widowhood: learning, growing, living with intention	false
What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number? b9	true
Marriage advice: gene and julie gates talk marital job descriptions (video)	false
Bryan cranston talks about that time he was a real murder suspect	false
I went to a zoo that only had a dog... it was a shih tzu.	true
When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?	true
My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year... ~only 15 more to go!!	true
What do you call a dinosaur serial killer? a terror-dactyl	true
Selena's wax figure makes its debut at madame tussauds hollywood	false
What kind of jeans do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim!	true
This cheeky 1913 letter from a suffragist is giving us life	false
What is the awesomest/funniest or even smartest joke u've ever heard	true
What is spidermas favourite type of rice uncle ben's	true
I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who i bumped into? everyone!	true
Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? they're making headlines!	true
A majority of americans support sending ground troops to fight isis	false
We haven't spent a dime for snake food since i discovered all the free pets on craigslist.	true
Jon stewart may not sit out the 2016 election, after all	false
You're not that important! letting go of self-consciousness	false
I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2	true
13: dad, what's detour mean? me: get a dictionary and look up tampon.	true
I wonder if they have wifi in hell...	true
How do retail stores profit from black friday sales?	false
How do five gays walk on a road in one direction	true
10 ways to use pantone's top colors for spring 2014 now (photos)	false
What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph... cause he's not a full ese	true
Arizona newspaper editorial says joe arpaio pardon shows institutional racism is trump's goal	false
Gps guide: carla naumburg's guide to mindful parenting	false
I'm shaking what my momma gave me. it's the most darling snowglobe i've ever seen. look at it.	true
Why this gay man with cerebral palsy is taking off his clothes	false
An open letter to white supremacists from former owner of biggest racist record label	false
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a bus	true
Justice gorsuch, stand with employers who respect the law	false
Really wish forever 21 would be honest and change name to pushing 30	true
Coworker: you're very immature. me: you're very observant.	true
I'm a renaissance man in the sense that i'm confused and frightened by everything in 2011.	true
Did you hear about the hunting rule change? it's a game changer.	true
What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? a cucumber.	true
What's the worst last words your ex-gf can say to you? i do.	true

My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.

true

Motel 6 to ban all locations from voluntarily giving guest lists to ice

false

This is what 107 years without a world series title looks like

false

Hit man hired by rabbi set for release near killing's anniversary

false

Of the 17,891 deaths from terrorism last year, 19 were american. let iraqis fight isis.

false

Trump moved his trademarks to delaware so he'd get a tax cut

false

Marshall faulk, 2 others suspended by nfl network for alleged sexual misconduct

false

Donald duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants.

true

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? the taste.

true

Where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere.

true

Former nypd detective gets emotional over dallas shooting

false

Startup idea: toilet paper app. wipe your ass with your actual phone. reusable.

true

Sorry i asked if your grandparents were part of the halloween display at your house.

true

Not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.

true

7 productivity apps to help you get it all done -- fast

false

Spreepark berlin sits abandoned 11 years after closing (photos)

false

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

true

In quest to get the 'designer' look, u.s. women admit buying knockoffs

false

The neuroscience of bad habits: dr. nora volkow

false

Do you know what would make this sub better? no more /u/jokeexplainbot

true

Motorcycles, riptides & more: chats with loudon wainwright, vancy joy, john velghe and rocco deluca

false

4 facts about the state of black health kára mccullough might consider

false

My twitter clique is basically five or six people who have mistaken me for someone else.

true

Donald trump says he's finally going to start spending his money in 2016

false

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? mace.

true

Batman: i am...**batman!** hi, batman, i'm not dad because yours already died when you were a kid.

true

What do you call a mentally challenged jew? auschwistic

true

China grants medical parole to jailed nobel peace laureate liu xiaobo

false

20 spooky music videos to make you poop your pants this halloween

false

What's the difference between me and an egg? an egg gets laid.

true

I'm trans-gpa i'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student

true

Why is the prime minister not seen in the morning? because he is pm not am

true

The dangerous belief that extreme technology will fix climate change

false

What if there was a sign written in braille that said do not touch! http://i.imgur.com/gnuylpb.gif

true

These 6 selena cards will make your valentine feel como la flor

false

5 steps to help you lose the 'parenting pound'

false

New nike deal ensures future for women’s pro soccer in u.s.

false

Angelina jolie knows how to rock a little black dress

false

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? addadictomy.

true

Hillary and trump crash in a plane, who survives? the united states

true

Til if coral get too stressed, they die. their primary source of stress? current events

true

Google encrypts data amid backlash against nsa spying

false

10 teen beauty products grown women will love

false

What is donald trump's favourite song? another brick in the wall

true

Did you hear about the vatican's new navy? it's the latest in christian warship.

true

5 best caffeinated drinks to keep yourself awake

false

Scotland and wales will now allow northern irish women to access free abortions

false

You're spending way too much time checking your email. here's what to do

false

Dharun ravi sentencing: how should the former rutgers student be punished? (vote)

false

The secret to making a truly tasty vegan burger is to use beef.

true

Rebel wilson accuses kardashians of launching smear campaign against her

false

I need an ex-boyfriend so i have something to do on facebook at 3 in the morning.

true

Why did the tomcat get sent to prison? for looking at kitty porn.

true

The feminist comic series for fans of 'stranger things'

false

Amazon wants its devices to understand your emotions

false

Out of the suburbs and into the woods: a haiku diary

false

How i finally fell in love with my workout

false

Zoe saldana questions why white actors have played characters of color for decades

false

I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now i know how a woman feels.

true

Biting into me: food's role in identity and connection

false

Slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book

false

Parenting after widowhood: learning, growing, living with intention

false

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number? b9

true

Marriage advice: gene and julie gates talk marital job descriptions (video)

false

Bryan cranston talks about that time he was a real murder suspect

false

I went to a zoo that only had a dog... it was a shih tzu.

true

When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?

true

My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year... ~only 15 more to go!!

true

What do you call a dinosaur serial killer? a terror-dactyl

true

Selena's wax figure makes its debut at madame tussauds hollywood

false

What kind of jeans do mario and luigi wear? denim denim denim!

true

This cheeky 1913 letter from a suffragist is giving us life

false

What is the awesomest/funniest or even smartest joke u've ever heard

true

What is spidermas favourite type of rice uncle ben's

true

I went to specsavers the other day.. ...guess who i bumped into? everyone!

true

Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? they're making headlines!

true

A majority of americans support sending ground troops to fight isis

false

We haven't spent a dime for snake food since i discovered all the free pets on craigslist.

true

Jon stewart may not sit out the 2016 election, after all

false

You're not that important! letting go of self-consciousness

false

I only wear adult diapers for 2 reasons #1 and #2

true

13: dad, what's detour mean? me: get a dictionary and look up tampon.

true

I wonder if they have wifi in hell...

true

How do retail stores profit from black friday sales?

false

How do five gays walk on a road in one direction

true

10 ways to use pantone's top colors for spring 2014 now (photos)

false

What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph... cause he's not a full ese

true

Arizona newspaper editorial says joe arpaio pardon shows institutional racism is trump's goal

false

Gps guide: carla naumburg's guide to mindful parenting

false

I'm shaking what my momma gave me. it's the most darling snowglobe i've ever seen. look at it.

true

Why this gay man with cerebral palsy is taking off his clothes

false

An open letter to white supremacists from former owner of biggest racist record label

false

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a bus

true

Justice gorsuch, stand with employers who respect the law

false

Really wish forever 21 would be honest and change name to pushing 30

true

Coworker: you're very immature. me: you're very observant.

true

I'm a renaissance man in the sense that i'm confused and frightened by everything in 2011.

true

Did you hear about the hunting rule change? it's a game changer.

true

What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? a cucumber.

true

What's the worst last words your ex-gf can say to you? i do.

true