CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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My entire family is prone to diarrhea... ...it runs in our jeans. edit: typo	true
Yes, millennials, we have gender biases against hillary: the evidence from student evaluations	false
Annette bening is a california mama in the lovely new '20th century women' trailer	false
What do i think about my toes? they couldn't be further from my mind.	true
Gwyneth paltrow's sheer dress for 'iron man 3' premiere is a little risky (photos)	false
Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away.	true
A visit to kerry hotels in shanghai and beijing	false
Did you hear about the sick ghost? he had oooooo-ping cough.	true
We tried it: dream body cardio series dvds	false
Roman holiday: extreme smog leads to ban on cars in italy	false
Until trump decides otherwise, a bloc of house conservatives now controls government	false
Americans' biggest fears aren't about gun violence or terrorism	false
If only politicians kept their campaign promises... like harrelson keeps his rampart.	true
Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? because only men can be sexy.	true
Parents guilty of imprisoning daughters under extreme rules	false
Walking every day linked with lower diabetes risk: study	false
Atheists sue congress after house chaplain rejects secular guest invocation	false
Guy just asked me where a public phone was, i told him 1987.	true
What do you call a cheap circumcision? a: a rip off	true
Rick santorum compares undocumented parents to bank robbers	false
Which girl was suspended for wearing wrong shade of green?	false
A fish angrily clutches an umbrella, furious he's still getting wet	true
Sometimes i lie awake at night wondering where the word etymology came from...	true
This common mistake is making your beer too foamy	false
Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get.	true
Mercury has shrunk more than previously thought, new maps of planet suggest	false
My girlfriend and i are very different but we share the same body. love you rosy p.	true
I would have been grounded for saying 66% of dick van dyke's name.	true
Instagram star claudia oshry soffer apologizes for past offensive comments	false
Do you know what would happen if the pope showed up randomly to a catholic service? mass hysteria.	true
Yoda tells a math joke. why is 11 afraid of 9? because ten, nine ate!	true
I fucked a sarcastic girl. she loved it.	true
Who was the fattest pharaoh of ancient egypt? hippo-ptolemy	true
Got bucked off my high horse. now i only have contusions of grandeur.	true
I'm never more nervous than when i tell a doctor what i actually eat.	true
Question: what do elephants use for tampoons? answer: sheep.	true
This girl told me she didn't poop... but i think she was full of shit.	true
Why couldn't the rapist go to the bathroom? the door read gentlemen.	true
Parallel lines have got so much in common. it's a shame they'll never meet.	true
You are right where you are supposed to be	false
I memorize presidential candidate speeches and hillary's is hardest to get down pac	true
How 99 days can change your life: the hope street challenge	false
Congratulations, mr. trump you'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country.	true
Why did the ghost go to the bar? for the booooooooooooooze	true
Dwayne 'the rock' johnson drops people's elbow onto fan criticizing 'jumanji'	false
Blessing you with the best met gala 2018 tweets	false
Why did the blonde snort nutrasweet? because she thought it was diet coke	true
I like my women like i like my ice cream, rich, creamy, and in my freezer.	true
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... it never gets old.	true
Chance the rapper graces gq cover, talks kanye and rapper stereotypes	false
What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? k.	true
Deepak chopra has a very simple way of knowing if you're meditating correctly	false
This is your captain speaking and this is your captain shouting	true
How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side	true
At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?	true
What is shakespeare's favourite snack? hamlet du fromage	true
Jimmy kimmel doesn't think john oliver is very sincere	false
Latino democrats excluded from a meeting with ice that they requested	false
What to you call an eskimo peeping tom? tommy tookalook	true
Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register.	true
This car had no front seats and a very weird substitute	false
A legume broke out of prison today police are looking for the escapea.	true
Return of the sip: chicago bar transforms into 'star wars' cantina	false
Paul simon's graceland turns 25 -- part four: a track by track review	false
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.	true
'guardians of the galaxy' hits a milestone at the box office	false
Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek? because nobody is looking for them.	true
Where's the best place to look for a joke? the mirror	true
What do you call a chicken drawing a sketch? cock-a-doodle-do!	true
Trans women and trans men offer intimate answers to personal questions	false
Congressman asks reporter to explain the health care bill he just voted for	false
Cheap fashion finds from our favorite celebrities (photos)	false
Lady gaga had something to say about lgbtq equality on opening night of her 'joanne' tour	false
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting raped.	true
Life is simple. just do it well and make it fun	false
Licked a frog once. he didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride.	true
Face it, pope francis, the catholic church is a gay institution	false
English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke knock-knock who's there? to to who? to whom	true
Common uterine fibroid surgery can spread undetected cancer, fda warns	false
Sebastian gorka, ex-trump aide known for anti-islamic views, set to join fox news	false
I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president ba dum tss	true
France to step up role in fight against isis in syria	false
Here's what seth macfarlane fears the democrats will do to counter donald trump	false
The sponsors of obamacare repeal are trying to fool america -- and fellow republicans	false
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table. and a chair.	true
'unbreakable kimmy schmidt' season 3 teaser is a love letter to beyoncé	false
Why was everyone scared of 7? because 7 was a registered six offender	true
My grandma is very conservative. it would break her heart if she knew i was bi -partisan.	true
The top 2 things people choose to dream about	false
Survivor speaks out against amish rape culture ahead of sentencing	false
What city dwellers want, and why it matters	false
Why aren't the italians afraid of the biscuit? because it ain't nothing butter biscuit!!!	true
Sadly, the days of people using proper english are went.	true
Love is like a fart. if you have to force it, then it's probably shit.	true
Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. a girl who spreads easily.	true
I heard a backwards symphony coming from beethoven's grave turns out he's decomposing	true
Did you see the new clock porno? it's about fucking time.	true
Kris jenner responds to president obama's takedown of kim kardashian & kanye west	false
What's funnier than a crying baby? a dead baby.	true
Boston marathon bombing survivor crosses finish line 2 years later	false

My entire family is prone to diarrhea... ...it runs in our jeans. edit: typo

true

Yes, millennials, we have gender biases against hillary: the evidence from student evaluations

false

Annette bening is a california mama in the lovely new '20th century women' trailer

false

What do i think about my toes? they couldn't be further from my mind.

true

Gwyneth paltrow's sheer dress for 'iron man 3' premiere is a little risky (photos)

false

Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away.

true

A visit to kerry hotels in shanghai and beijing

false

Did you hear about the sick ghost? he had oooooo-ping cough.

true

We tried it: dream body cardio series dvds

false

Roman holiday: extreme smog leads to ban on cars in italy

false

Until trump decides otherwise, a bloc of house conservatives now controls government

false

Americans' biggest fears aren't about gun violence or terrorism

false

If only politicians kept their campaign promises... like harrelson keeps his rampart.

true

Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? because only men can be sexy.

true

Parents guilty of imprisoning daughters under extreme rules

false

Walking every day linked with lower diabetes risk: study

false

Atheists sue congress after house chaplain rejects secular guest invocation

false

Guy just asked me where a public phone was, i told him 1987.

true

What do you call a cheap circumcision? a: a rip off

true

Rick santorum compares undocumented parents to bank robbers

false

Which girl was suspended for wearing wrong shade of green?

false

A fish angrily clutches an umbrella, furious he's still getting wet

true

Sometimes i lie awake at night wondering where the word etymology came from...

true

This common mistake is making your beer too foamy

false

Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get.

true

Mercury has shrunk more than previously thought, new maps of planet suggest

false

My girlfriend and i are very different but we share the same body. *love you rosy p.*

true

I would have been grounded for saying 66% of dick van dyke's name.

true

Instagram star claudia oshry soffer apologizes for past offensive comments

false

Do you know what would happen if the pope showed up randomly to a catholic service? mass hysteria.

true

Yoda tells a math joke. why is 11 afraid of 9? because ten, nine ate!

true

I fucked a sarcastic girl. she loved it.

true

Who was the fattest pharaoh of ancient egypt? hippo-ptolemy

true

Got bucked off my high horse. now i only have contusions of grandeur.

true

I'm never more nervous than when i tell a doctor what i actually eat.

true

Question: what do elephants use for tampoons? answer: sheep.

true

This girl told me she didn't poop... but i think she was full of shit.

true

Why couldn't the rapist go to the bathroom? the door read gentlemen.

true

Parallel lines have got so much in common. it's a shame they'll never meet.

true

You are right where you are supposed to be

false

I memorize presidential candidate speeches and hillary's is hardest to get down pac

true

How 99 days can change your life: the hope street challenge

false

Congratulations, mr. trump you'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country.

true

Why did the ghost go to the bar? for the booooooooooooooze

true

Dwayne 'the rock' johnson drops people's elbow onto fan criticizing 'jumanji'

false

Blessing you with the best met gala 2018 tweets

false

Why did the blonde snort nutrasweet? because she thought it was diet coke

true

I like my women like i like my ice cream, rich, creamy, and in my freezer.

true

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... it never gets old.

true

Chance the rapper graces gq cover, talks kanye and rapper stereotypes

false

What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? k.

true

Deepak chopra has a very simple way of knowing if you're meditating correctly

false

This is your captain speaking and this is your captain shouting

true

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side

true

At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?

true

What is shakespeare's favourite snack? hamlet du fromage

true

Jimmy kimmel doesn't think john oliver is very sincere

false

Latino democrats excluded from a meeting with ice that they requested

false

What to you call an eskimo peeping tom? tommy tookalook

true

Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register.

true

This car had no front seats and a very weird substitute

false

A legume broke out of prison today police are looking for the escapea.

true

Return of the sip: chicago bar transforms into 'star wars' cantina

false

Paul simon's graceland turns 25 -- part four: a track by track review

false

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

true

'guardians of the galaxy' hits a milestone at the box office

false

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek? because nobody is looking for them.

true

Where's the best place to look for a joke? the mirror

true

What do you call a chicken drawing a sketch? cock-a-doodle-do!

true

Trans women and trans men offer intimate answers to personal questions

false

Congressman asks reporter to explain the health care bill he just voted for

false

Cheap fashion finds from our favorite celebrities (photos)

false

Lady gaga had something to say about lgbtq equality on opening night of her 'joanne' tour

false

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting raped.

true

Life is simple. just do it well and make it fun

false

Licked a frog once. he didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride.

true

Face it, pope francis, the catholic church is a gay institution

false

English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke knock-knock who's there? to to who? *to whom*

true

Common uterine fibroid surgery can spread undetected cancer, fda warns

false

Sebastian gorka, ex-trump aide known for anti-islamic views, set to join fox news

false

I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected president ba dum tss

true

France to step up role in fight against isis in syria

false

Here's what seth macfarlane fears the democrats will do to counter donald trump

false

The sponsors of obamacare repeal are trying to fool america -- and fellow republicans

false

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table. and a chair.

true

'unbreakable kimmy schmidt' season 3 teaser is a love letter to beyoncé

false

Why was everyone scared of 7? because 7 was a registered six offender

true

My grandma is very conservative. it would break her heart if she knew i was bi -partisan.

true

The top 2 things people choose to dream about

false

Survivor speaks out against amish rape culture ahead of sentencing

false

What city dwellers want, and why it matters

false

Why aren't the italians afraid of the biscuit? because it ain't nothing butter biscuit!!!

true

Sadly, the days of people using proper english are went.

true

Love is like a fart. if you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

true

Spatula would be a pretty name for a girl. a girl who spreads easily.

true

I heard a backwards symphony coming from beethoven's grave turns out he's decomposing

true

Did you see the new clock porno? it's about fucking time.

true

Kris jenner responds to president obama's takedown of kim kardashian & kanye west

false

What's funnier than a crying baby? a dead baby.

true

Boston marathon bombing survivor crosses finish line 2 years later

false