CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Islamic state fighter from u.s. reportedly in custody in iraq	false
What's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity	true
In europe they are now printing their money on greece proof paper.	true
Against divestment -- why walking away won't make a difference	false
House of krug and the quest for perfection	false
Donald trump’s hhs nominee failed to properly disclose purchase of discounted stock	false
Katie ledecky, 18-year-old u.s. swimming sensation, accidentally breaks world record	false
Out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. i don't get it?	true
Dare to be 100: either, or or, or both	false
Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it.	true
Smart cities -- smart people -- smart planet	false
Oh, you're straight? well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.	true
What do terrorists say to their sister? h'isis	true
Ferguson considers settling suit over 'debtors prison' abuses	false
I child proofed my entire house... and they still got in	true
Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?	false
What happened when the girl sat on lance armstrong's lap? she had a ball	true
Chris pratt teaching his son to fish is too adorable for words	false
Are your child's eating issues eating at you?	false
Artist imagines a future in which pets date, have sex, fall in love	false
You know what's wrong with baptism? they don't hold them under long enough.	true
Never believe minotaurs... half of everything they say is bull.	true
The psychometer: who went too far this week? (picture)	false
Here's how to have a happy relationship, according to science (infographic)	false
What's the difference between a chemist and a plumber? the way they pronounce unionized	true
Heisman winner rashaan salaam found dead at 42	false
- are you upset? typing... typing... typing... typing... - no.	true
Ios 6, a leap forward in the special needs community	false
Sleek cut paper illustrations will bring out the minimalist in you	false
Amtrak train derails in vermont, seven taken to hospital	false
Danica mckellar divorce: 'wonder years' actress not quite ready to date	false
stomps feet during a tantrum, reaches fitbit step goal	true
Watch: 7-year-old violinist hopes to bring peace through music	false
What do you call an irishman passed out on your deck? paddy o'furniture	true
Watch: john oliver's interview with stephen hawking is hilarious	false
The bomb cyclone transformed the east coast into a winter playground for kids	false
Texas professors warn allowing guns in class will inhibit free speech	false
Here's what you need to know about the milo yiannopoulos-michael flynn connection	false
Brazil - germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... i watched brokeback mountain with my dad.	true
British man still using christmas lights purchased 48 years ago	false
Why don't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is!	true
Ceos favor hillary clinton over 'businessman' donald trump	false
Texas got caught flouting a court order on voter id, and now it's under supervision	false
Did you listen to that song by the muslim artist? it was like, the bomb!	true
What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? a canoe occasionally tips	true
Photographers are the worst! they frame you, then shoot you, then hang you on the wall.	true
I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, if you got it flaunt it.	true
5 tips for renting a villa in italy	false
How one woman slowly turned her parents' entire house into her own closet (photos)	false
Another thing colin powell said in those leaked emails? dick cheney is an idiot.	false
Chris christie denies that gun control motivated him to enter politics	false
25 incredible ways to propose abroad on the road	false
200 buses have applied for inauguration parking -- 1200 for the women's march	false
What is the difference between coors light and a lake? the can	true
Did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? it was a buttload, too!	true
If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they'd leave that one on too.	true
Mary j. blige spent more money to be in 'mudbound' than she earned	false
Amazon prime now drivers claim they were paid below minimum wage	false
A love note to black mothers on mother's day	false
I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet i don't really know y	true
The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch tv with the windows open.	true
This man could be the first southern elected official to allow gay couples to wed	false
Whatever you do, don't try to outrun a stampede of hungry lambs	false
Glockenspiel germanic efficiency brought to the game of russian roulette.	true
A conversation with mini timmaraju, national women's vote director of hillary for america	false
Illinois man with infectious tb must stay home alone, judge says	false
What did mr.t say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? i pity the stool!	true
This baby stops crying when he hears the 'star wars' imperial march	false
I was once blind for a couple of years... it was a very dark time in my life.	true
The first rule of procrastination club is: google some weird shit then take a nap.	true
Look: nyc's hottest dancers will dare to bare -- for a great cause	false
Watch: argentina wasted its best chance against germany	false
Greeter puts out car fire in meijer parking lot, gets fired	false
White sox wish mediocre former minor leaguer a happy birthday	false
Your car took up two spaces, so i tried to move it over with my key.	true
My mom said follow your dreams, so i went back to bed.	true
5 ways to have a seamless wedding weekend	false
Whats the best thing about metal clothes pegs? i've no idea, you'll have to ask the wife.	true
Watch peyton manning and magic johnson play 'egg russian roulette'	false
Rigs to reefs: exploring the future of offshore oil and gas platforms in california	false
All i want for christmas boy: i want a brother for christmas. santa: send me your mother.	true
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? all of them a crossbar can't jump!	true
Alex jones calls a press conference to tell reporters they suck	false
No inspector gadget vibes here: how to rock a trench	false
Chapped lips remedy: 5 ways to stave off dryness this winter	false
Why does santa have such a big sack? becomes he only cums once a year	true
It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot.	true
I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life.	true
Why couldn't helen keller drive? because she was a woman	true
What do you call a group of white people a group you racist	true
Is it true that martha washington had wooden boobs?	true
Did you hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his medication? he died of overdose	true
Five crazy clubs you can't miss during the olympics (photos)	false
Meet eric dyer, the modern master of the zoetrope	false
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers.	true
Antonio yarbough, sharrif wilson exonerated for triple murder after decades in prison	false
I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests i don't like	true
No, thanks: the 30 worst possible holiday gifts	false
I went outside once.... the graphics were great! but the storyline sucked!!!!!	true
Plot twist: i knock on jehovah's witnesses doors. i'd like to talk to you about modern science	true

Islamic state fighter from u.s. reportedly in custody in iraq

false

What's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity

true

In europe they are now printing their money on greece proof paper.

true

Against divestment -- why walking away won't make a difference

false

House of krug and the quest for perfection

false

Donald trump’s hhs nominee failed to properly disclose purchase of discounted stock

false

Katie ledecky, 18-year-old u.s. swimming sensation, accidentally breaks world record

false

Out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. i don't get it?

true

Dare to be 100: either, or or, or both

false

Why was the bottle laying down? someone flipped it.

true

Smart cities -- smart people -- smart planet

false

Oh, you're straight? well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

true

What do terrorists say to their sister? h'isis

true

Ferguson considers settling suit over 'debtors prison' abuses

false

I child proofed my entire house... and they still got in

true

Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?

false

What happened when the girl sat on lance armstrong's lap? she had a ball

true

Chris pratt teaching his son to fish is too adorable for words

false

Are your child's eating issues eating at you?

false

Artist imagines a future in which pets date, have sex, fall in love

false

You know what's wrong with baptism? they don't hold them under long enough.

true

Never believe minotaurs... half of everything they say is bull.

true

The psychometer: who went too far this week? (picture)

false

Here's how to have a happy relationship, according to science (infographic)

false

What's the difference between a chemist and a plumber? the way they pronounce unionized

true

Heisman winner rashaan salaam found dead at 42

false

- are you upset? typing... typing... typing... typing... - no.

true

Ios 6, a leap forward in the special needs community

false

Sleek cut paper illustrations will bring out the minimalist in you

false

Amtrak train derails in vermont, seven taken to hospital

false

Danica mckellar divorce: 'wonder years' actress not quite ready to date

false

*stomps feet during a tantrum, reaches fitbit step goal*

true

Watch: 7-year-old violinist hopes to bring peace through music

false

What do you call an irishman passed out on your deck? paddy o'furniture

true

Watch: john oliver's interview with stephen hawking is hilarious

false

The bomb cyclone transformed the east coast into a winter playground for kids

false

Texas professors warn allowing guns in class will inhibit free speech

false

Here's what you need to know about the milo yiannopoulos-michael flynn connection

false

Brazil - germany, the most embarrassing semi since... ... i watched brokeback mountain with my dad.

true

British man still using christmas lights purchased 48 years ago

false

Why don't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is!

true

Ceos favor hillary clinton over 'businessman' donald trump

false

Texas got caught flouting a court order on voter id, and now it's under supervision

false

Did you listen to that song by the muslim artist? it was like, the bomb!

true

What's the difference between a jew and a canoe? a canoe occasionally tips

true

Photographers are the worst! they frame you, then shoot you, then hang you on the wall.

true

I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, if you got it flaunt it.

true

5 tips for renting a villa in italy

false

How one woman slowly turned her parents' entire house into her own closet (photos)

false

Another thing colin powell said in those leaked emails? dick cheney is an idiot.

false

Chris christie denies that gun control motivated him to enter politics

false

25 incredible ways to propose abroad on the road

false

200 buses have applied for inauguration parking -- 1200 for the women's march

false

What is the difference between coors light and a lake? the can

true

Did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? it was a buttload, too!

true

If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they'd leave that one on too.

true

Mary j. blige spent more money to be in 'mudbound' than she earned

false

Amazon prime now drivers claim they were paid below minimum wage

false

A love note to black mothers on mother's day

false

I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet i don't really know y

true

The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch tv with the windows open.

true

This man could be the first southern elected official to allow gay couples to wed

false

Whatever you do, don't try to outrun a stampede of hungry lambs

false

Glockenspiel germanic efficiency brought to the game of russian roulette.

true

A conversation with mini timmaraju, national women's vote director of hillary for america

false

Illinois man with infectious tb must stay home alone, judge says

false

What did mr.t say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? i pity the stool!

true

This baby stops crying when he hears the 'star wars' imperial march

false

I was once blind for a couple of years... it was a very dark time in my life.

true

The first rule of procrastination club is: google some weird shit then take a nap.

true

Look: nyc's hottest dancers will dare to bare -- for a great cause

false

Watch: argentina wasted its best chance against germany

false

Greeter puts out car fire in meijer parking lot, gets fired

false

White sox wish mediocre former minor leaguer a happy birthday

false

Your car took up two spaces, so i tried to move it over with my key.

true

My mom said follow your dreams, so i went back to bed.

true

5 ways to have a seamless wedding weekend

false

Whats the best thing about metal clothes pegs? i've no idea, you'll have to ask the wife.

true

Watch peyton manning and magic johnson play 'egg russian roulette'

false

Rigs to reefs: exploring the future of offshore oil and gas platforms in california

false

All i want for christmas boy: i want a brother for christmas. santa: send me your mother.

true

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? all of them a crossbar can't jump!

true

Alex jones calls a press conference to tell reporters they suck

false

No inspector gadget vibes here: how to rock a trench

false

Chapped lips remedy: 5 ways to stave off dryness this winter

false

Why does santa have such a big sack? becomes he only cums once a year

true

It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot.

true

I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life.

true

Why couldn't helen keller drive? because she was a woman

true

What do you call a group of white people a group you racist

true

Is it true that martha washington had wooden boobs?

true

Did you hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his medication? he died of overdose

true

Five crazy clubs you can't miss during the olympics (photos)

false

Meet eric dyer, the modern master of the zoetrope

false

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers.

true

Antonio yarbough, sharrif wilson exonerated for triple murder after decades in prison

false

I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests i don't like

true

No, thanks: the 30 worst possible holiday gifts

false

I went outside once.... the graphics were great! but the storyline sucked!!!!!

true

Plot twist: i knock on jehovah's witnesses doors. i'd like to talk to you about modern science

true