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The only christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree. | true |
My coworkers are fucking retarded children. surely thats illegal. | true |
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, i could only respect you if you were dead. | true |
The 'massive game of telephone' that preceded the ted cruz tabloid rumors | false |
Sac capital facing insider trading probe over weight watchers trades: report | false |
Fox news is hit with another sexual harassment suit | false |
Things the gop has battled this week: 1. ethics 2. intelligence | true |
The ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise | false |
Tattoo artist spends day off inking survivors of domestic violence, self-harm for free | false |
Lawmakers lambast twitter over lackluster probe into russian-linked accounts | false |
Rex tillerson says trump speaks only for himself on american values | false |
Yet another day i failed to wake up as a giant cockroach | true |
Manny machado is back and every baseball fan should be excited | false |
Korean woman's sexy food dances will make you gag | false |
A particle walked into a bar.... and it didn't | true |
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? because the p is silent. | true |
Did you hear about how james bond slept through an earthquake? he was shaken, not stirred. | true |
What is the difference between sex and fear? zwei. | true |
I have found the secret to intradimensional travel | true |
Diy woven grocery bag baskets are a simple yet chic upcycling idea (photo) | false |
Taylor swift brings fetty wap onstage to perform 'trap queen' | false |
American sniper chris kyle: a conversation that lingers | false |
A saudi psychologist on jihadism, clerical elite and education reform | false |
I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ... | true |
5 ways to be kindhearted to yourself and others (photos) | false |
Damn girl, are you sandpaper? because i want you to rub my wood. | true |
We are proud — and we’re still marching | false |
I hate when people say 'i died laughing', and don't die. | true |
How to kill 20 flies at once slap an ethiopian | true |
Wedding registries: what to scan, what to skip | false |
What did the eskimo lady ask her husband when they were having sex? are you even inuit? | true |
Couple ordered to pay enslaved nanny $121,000 after 2 years of work | false |
Why are there so few casinos in africa? too many cheetahs | true |
Dreamers plead with lawmakers to follow through on promises to help them | false |
My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. i wasn't planning to spend that much.. | true |
'you look great!' -- life with a traumatic brain injury | false |
What if we treated marriage more like the contract it is? | false |
Prince william losing job? helicopter service restructuring, leaves more time for baby | false |
Shaquem griffin becomes first one-handed player selected in nfl draft | false |
What did pat benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? stop using chex as a weapon! | true |
How do athletes send e-mails? on the inter-sweat. | true |
Active surveillance: why did dr. drew wait before having prostate cancer surgery? | false |
Wisconsin badger nigel hayes calls out ncaa with 'broke college athlete' sign | false |
Wrestling is obviously fake. why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants? | true |
Why did the tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing | true |
An elderly couple were watching tv they died. | true |
What's the strongest plant in the world? eucaliftus | true |
What's the best way to fix a horse race? evolution. | true |
We need to change the distorted way we perceive veterans | false |
My friend says i have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. we'll just see about that... | true |
Jewelry diy projects: fun craft ideas for buttons, beads and more | false |
One of the largest retailers in the u.s. is launching a hijab-friendly fashion line | false |
Starbucks offers free college tuition to military spouses and children | false |
Republican congressman says trump should apologize to obama and the uk | false |
If athletes get athlete's foot then what do astronauts get? missile toe. | true |
Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? because the competition is stiff. | true |
'confirmation' and the silencing of black women to shield black men | false |
I didn't fart, i flirted. that was a flirt! *runs away flirting* | true |
Supreme showdown: democrats to stage mock garland hearing, gop scoffs | false |
Here's just how much hillary clinton's emails dominated the campaign | false |
What's the most popular form of martial arts in israel? jew-jitsu | true |
Donald trump says settling fraud case is only bad part of winning the presidency | false |
Record of the year grammys nominees include daft punk, lorde | false |
Thank you pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air. | true |
Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? that shi* was intense. | true |
Scientists as kids: 18 science & tech luminaries when they were youngsters (photos) | false |
Airliner crashes in russia, killing all 71 people on board: reports | false |
Cant take this long distance relationship anymore. fridge.... you are coming to my room | true |
How to survive the first 72 hours when lost in the woods | false |
What did hitler do wrong? he didn't finish. | true |
If i had a dollar for every girl i fucked ... ... i would be still fucking poor! | true |
Looks like it's time to start pretending andy murray isn't scottish again... | true |
Connie nielsen on why 50 is so awesome | false |
The 27 types of partiers you'll see on new year's eve | false |
10 really cute valentine's day gifts for under $100 | false |
Buying yourself an uber gift card is ironic. cause it's a free ride when you've already paid. | true |
What do you call a fear of chainsaws? logic. | true |
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor. | true |
What did one white cop say to another white cop? another black man bites the dust. | true |
A bad body image day: 10 ways to turn those thoughts around | false |
Justin bieber holds back tears during manchester benefit concert performance | false |
Pick up line i put the std in stud, but all i need is you. | true |
How do blind doctors deliver babies? with a can't c-section. | true |
U.s. gets a taste of life without immigrants in nationwide protests | false |
What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? home depot. | true |
Taraji p. henson wows in alexander wang at the emmys. natch. | false |
What do north koreans lack that south koreans do not? north koreans have no seoul. | true |
Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? it's illegal if you use it. | true |
Mexicans are so good at basketball it's in there blood. they can run, jump, shoot and steal. | true |
It was awkward when she said, and yet your feet are so big. | true |
What do you call it when a plant used tv tropes? a tv tropism. | true |
What do you call a fat pedophile? molesterol | true |
Happy valentine's day! so what's everyone doing with their cats tonight?? | true |
Do you know who wants some good d? no, who? football fans. | true |
Gps guide: bright christmas lights to get you in the holiday spirit | false |
Jeff sessions blames bad apples for police abuse. he should read these doj reports. | false |
How does snoop dogg keep his canine teeth white? bleeeeee-yatch! | true |
*tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust* remember peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours. | true |
Confused cutie doesn't understand why we don't take cookies from strangers | false |
Everyone has an annoying friend. if you don't have one, it's probably you. | true |
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