CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The only christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree.	true
My coworkers are fucking retarded children. surely thats illegal.	true
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, i could only respect you if you were dead.	true
The 'massive game of telephone' that preceded the ted cruz tabloid rumors	false
Sac capital facing insider trading probe over weight watchers trades: report	false
Fox news is hit with another sexual harassment suit	false
Things the gop has battled this week: 1. ethics 2. intelligence	true
The ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise	false
Tattoo artist spends day off inking survivors of domestic violence, self-harm for free	false
Lawmakers lambast twitter over lackluster probe into russian-linked accounts	false
Rex tillerson says trump speaks only for himself on american values	false
Yet another day i failed to wake up as a giant cockroach	true
Manny machado is back and every baseball fan should be excited	false
Korean woman's sexy food dances will make you gag	false
A particle walked into a bar.... and it didn't	true
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? because the p is silent.	true
Did you hear about how james bond slept through an earthquake? he was shaken, not stirred.	true
What is the difference between sex and fear? zwei.	true
I have found the secret to intradimensional travel	true
Diy woven grocery bag baskets are a simple yet chic upcycling idea (photo)	false
Taylor swift brings fetty wap onstage to perform 'trap queen'	false
American sniper chris kyle: a conversation that lingers	false
A saudi psychologist on jihadism, clerical elite and education reform	false
I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ...	true
5 ways to be kindhearted to yourself and others (photos)	false
Damn girl, are you sandpaper? because i want you to rub my wood.	true
We are proud — and we’re still marching	false
I hate when people say 'i died laughing', and don't die.	true
How to kill 20 flies at once slap an ethiopian	true
Wedding registries: what to scan, what to skip	false
What did the eskimo lady ask her husband when they were having sex? are you even inuit?	true
Couple ordered to pay enslaved nanny $121,000 after 2 years of work	false
Why are there so few casinos in africa? too many cheetahs	true
Dreamers plead with lawmakers to follow through on promises to help them	false
My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. i wasn't planning to spend that much..	true
'you look great!' -- life with a traumatic brain injury	false
What if we treated marriage more like the contract it is?	false
Prince william losing job? helicopter service restructuring, leaves more time for baby	false
Shaquem griffin becomes first one-handed player selected in nfl draft	false
What did pat benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? stop using chex as a weapon!	true
How do athletes send e-mails? on the inter-sweat.	true
Active surveillance: why did dr. drew wait before having prostate cancer surgery?	false
Wisconsin badger nigel hayes calls out ncaa with 'broke college athlete' sign	false
Wrestling is obviously fake. why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?	true
Why did the tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing	true
An elderly couple were watching tv they died.	true
What's the strongest plant in the world? eucaliftus	true
What's the best way to fix a horse race? evolution.	true
We need to change the distorted way we perceive veterans	false
My friend says i have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. we'll just see about that...	true
Jewelry diy projects: fun craft ideas for buttons, beads and more	false
One of the largest retailers in the u.s. is launching a hijab-friendly fashion line	false
Starbucks offers free college tuition to military spouses and children	false
Republican congressman says trump should apologize to obama and the uk	false
If athletes get athlete's foot then what do astronauts get? missile toe.	true
Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? because the competition is stiff.	true
'confirmation' and the silencing of black women to shield black men	false
I didn't fart, i flirted. that was a flirt! runs away flirting	true
Supreme showdown: democrats to stage mock garland hearing, gop scoffs	false
Here's just how much hillary clinton's emails dominated the campaign	false
What's the most popular form of martial arts in israel? jew-jitsu	true
Donald trump says settling fraud case is only bad part of winning the presidency	false
Record of the year grammys nominees include daft punk, lorde	false
Thank you pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air.	true
Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? that shi* was intense.	true
Scientists as kids: 18 science & tech luminaries when they were youngsters (photos)	false
Airliner crashes in russia, killing all 71 people on board: reports	false
Cant take this long distance relationship anymore. fridge.... you are coming to my room	true
How to survive the first 72 hours when lost in the woods	false
What did hitler do wrong? he didn't finish.	true
If i had a dollar for every girl i fucked ... ... i would be still fucking poor!	true
Looks like it's time to start pretending andy murray isn't scottish again...	true
Connie nielsen on why 50 is so awesome	false
The 27 types of partiers you'll see on new year's eve	false
10 really cute valentine's day gifts for under $100	false
Buying yourself an uber gift card is ironic. cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.	true
What do you call a fear of chainsaws? logic.	true
The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.	true
What did one white cop say to another white cop? another black man bites the dust.	true
A bad body image day: 10 ways to turn those thoughts around	false
Justin bieber holds back tears during manchester benefit concert performance	false
Pick up line i put the std in stud, but all i need is you.	true
How do blind doctors deliver babies? with a can't c-section.	true
U.s. gets a taste of life without immigrants in nationwide protests	false
What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? home depot.	true
Taraji p. henson wows in alexander wang at the emmys. natch.	false
What do north koreans lack that south koreans do not? north koreans have no seoul.	true
Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? it's illegal if you use it.	true
Mexicans are so good at basketball it's in there blood. they can run, jump, shoot and steal.	true
It was awkward when she said, and yet your feet are so big.	true
What do you call it when a plant used tv tropes? a tv tropism.	true
What do you call a fat pedophile? molesterol	true
Happy valentine's day! so what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??	true
Do you know who wants some good d? no, who? football fans.	true
Gps guide: bright christmas lights to get you in the holiday spirit	false
Jeff sessions blames bad apples for police abuse. he should read these doj reports.	false
How does snoop dogg keep his canine teeth white? bleeeeee-yatch!	true
tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust remember peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours.	true
Confused cutie doesn't understand why we don't take cookies from strangers	false
Everyone has an annoying friend. if you don't have one, it's probably you.	true

The only christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree.

true

My coworkers are fucking retarded children. surely thats illegal.

true

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, i could only respect you if you were dead.

true

The 'massive game of telephone' that preceded the ted cruz tabloid rumors

false

Sac capital facing insider trading probe over weight watchers trades: report

false

Fox news is hit with another sexual harassment suit

false

Things the gop has battled this week: 1. ethics 2. intelligence

true

The ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise

false

Tattoo artist spends day off inking survivors of domestic violence, self-harm for free

false

Lawmakers lambast twitter over lackluster probe into russian-linked accounts

false

Rex tillerson says trump speaks only for himself on american values

false

Yet another day i failed to wake up as a giant cockroach

true

Manny machado is back and every baseball fan should be excited

false

Korean woman's sexy food dances will make you gag

false

A particle walked into a bar.... and it didn't

true

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? because the p is silent.

true

Did you hear about how james bond slept through an earthquake? he was shaken, not stirred.

true

What is the difference between sex and fear? zwei.

true

I have found the secret to intradimensional travel

true

Diy woven grocery bag baskets are a simple yet chic upcycling idea (photo)

false

Taylor swift brings fetty wap onstage to perform 'trap queen'

false

American sniper chris kyle: a conversation that lingers

false

A saudi psychologist on jihadism, clerical elite and education reform

false

I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ...

true

5 ways to be kindhearted to yourself and others (photos)

false

Damn girl, are you sandpaper? because i want you to rub my wood.

true

We are proud — and we’re still marching

false

I hate when people say 'i died laughing', and don't die.

true

How to kill 20 flies at once slap an ethiopian

true

Wedding registries: what to scan, what to skip

false

What did the eskimo lady ask her husband when they were having sex? are you even inuit?

true

Couple ordered to pay enslaved nanny $121,000 after 2 years of work

false

Why are there so few casinos in africa? too many cheetahs

true

Dreamers plead with lawmakers to follow through on promises to help them

false

My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. i wasn't planning to spend that much..

true

'you look great!' -- life with a traumatic brain injury

false

What if we treated marriage more like the contract it is?

false

Prince william losing job? helicopter service restructuring, leaves more time for baby

false

Shaquem griffin becomes first one-handed player selected in nfl draft

false

What did pat benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? stop using chex as a weapon!

true

How do athletes send e-mails? on the inter-sweat.

true

Active surveillance: why did dr. drew wait before having prostate cancer surgery?

false

Wisconsin badger nigel hayes calls out ncaa with 'broke college athlete' sign

false

Wrestling is obviously fake. why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?

true

Why did the tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing

true

An elderly couple were watching tv they died.

true

What's the strongest plant in the world? eucaliftus

true

What's the best way to fix a horse race? evolution.

true

We need to change the distorted way we perceive veterans

false

My friend says i have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. we'll just see about that...

true

Jewelry diy projects: fun craft ideas for buttons, beads and more

false

One of the largest retailers in the u.s. is launching a hijab-friendly fashion line

false

Starbucks offers free college tuition to military spouses and children

false

Republican congressman says trump should apologize to obama and the uk

false

If athletes get athlete's foot then what do astronauts get? missile toe.

true

Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? because the competition is stiff.

true

'confirmation' and the silencing of black women to shield black men

false

I didn't fart, i flirted. that was a flirt! *runs away flirting*

true

Supreme showdown: democrats to stage mock garland hearing, gop scoffs

false

Here's just how much hillary clinton's emails dominated the campaign

false

What's the most popular form of martial arts in israel? jew-jitsu

true

Donald trump says settling fraud case is only bad part of winning the presidency

false

Record of the year grammys nominees include daft punk, lorde

false

Thank you pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air.

true

Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? that shi* was intense.

true

Scientists as kids: 18 science & tech luminaries when they were youngsters (photos)

false

Airliner crashes in russia, killing all 71 people on board: reports

false

Cant take this long distance relationship anymore. fridge.... you are coming to my room

true

How to survive the first 72 hours when lost in the woods

false

What did hitler do wrong? he didn't finish.

true

If i had a dollar for every girl i fucked ... ... i would be still fucking poor!

true

Looks like it's time to start pretending andy murray isn't scottish again...

true

Connie nielsen on why 50 is so awesome

false

The 27 types of partiers you'll see on new year's eve

false

10 really cute valentine's day gifts for under $100

false

Buying yourself an uber gift card is ironic. cause it's a free ride when you've already paid.

true

What do you call a fear of chainsaws? logic.

true

The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.

true

What did one white cop say to another white cop? another black man bites the dust.

true

A bad body image day: 10 ways to turn those thoughts around

false

Justin bieber holds back tears during manchester benefit concert performance

false

Pick up line i put the std in stud, but all i need is you.

true

How do blind doctors deliver babies? with a can't c-section.

true

U.s. gets a taste of life without immigrants in nationwide protests

false

What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? home depot.

true

Taraji p. henson wows in alexander wang at the emmys. natch.

false

What do north koreans lack that south koreans do not? north koreans have no seoul.

true

Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? it's illegal if you use it.

true

Mexicans are so good at basketball it's in there blood. they can run, jump, shoot and steal.

true

It was awkward when she said, and yet your feet are so big.

true

What do you call it when a plant used tv tropes? a tv tropism.

true

What do you call a fat pedophile? molesterol

true

Happy valentine's day! so what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??

true

Do you know who wants some good d? no, who? football fans.

true

Gps guide: bright christmas lights to get you in the holiday spirit

false

Jeff sessions blames bad apples for police abuse. he should read these doj reports.

false

How does snoop dogg keep his canine teeth white? bleeeeee-yatch!

true

*tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust* remember peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours.

true

Confused cutie doesn't understand why we don't take cookies from strangers

false

Everyone has an annoying friend. if you don't have one, it's probably you.

true