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What did the lightbulb say to its mother? i wuv you watts and watts. | true |
Van jones is touring america to have 'messy' conversations with liberals | false |
An apple a day... keeps the non-binary away | true |
Gawker reveals where it drew the line on celebrity sex tapes | false |
Video shows officers pepper-spraying restrained man who says he can't breathe | false |
Does your teen sleep like a zombie? there's a reason for that | false |
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? she fits into your wife's clothes. | true |
What's fat, sweaty, and bad at cooking? my ex wife! | true |
Progressives are calling on debbie wasserman schultz to step down from dnc chair | false |
These terrence howard memes are what you need in your life, mayne | false |
Adam rippon says he wanted 'xanax and a quick drink' on the ice | false |
Q: what do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? a: curly hare. | true |
Apparently someone in london gets stabbed every 52 seconds poor bastard | true |
Craft of the day: make a pair of miu miu-inspired jeweled heels | false |
Gavin died today of heartburn. i am so sad gaviscon. | true |
8 ways your home can increase your happiness (photos) | false |
How do pirates know they exist? they think, therefore they arrrrrrrr! | true |
Low carbon cities in china, serious challenges and signs of hope | false |
What does the chicken says to the other chicken? nothing. | true |
Sonia sotomayor dresses up in support of yankees star aaron judge | false |
Spoilers! the moon is not made of cheese. | false |
Remove skin spots at home with agave nectar, lemon juice & brown rice? (video) | false |
Why wasn't i able to see the instruction manual? because the instructions were clear. | true |
Federally funded discrimination -- did obama go far enough? | false |
Why don't cows smoke weed? the steaks would just be too high. | true |
Paul manafort ghostwrote op-ed with intel-tied russian *last week,* says mueller's team | false |
Jimmy kimmel rips 'despicable' fcc over net neutrality vote | false |
What has two o's and fires? a double-vowel shotgun. | true |
Giant penis christmas lights are well-hung but arouse scorn | false |
My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when i walk in on her!!! | true |
Travel reveals 10 ways america is different from the rest of the world | false |
The senate is still struggling to reach a deal on zika funding | false |
Get off the treadmill: 8 ways to stay positive in the holiday season | false |
Knock knock who's there ! boise ! boise who ? boise ivy ! | true |
The latest on zika: world leaders weigh in | false |
Everyone is listening to george michael on spotify today | false |
I don't usually sleep enough, but when i do, its still not enough. | true |
What's the difference between a power outlet and a girl i can turn one on... | true |
Republicans are even blocking their own nominees now | false |
Why 'death to america' isn't going to disappear overnight (but in the short term it doesn't matter) | false |
Parallel lines have so much in common. it's a shame they will never meet. | true |
How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul. | true |
What do we want? a cure for tourettes!!! when do we want it? fuck!! | true |
The word we all love...that makes us miserable | false |
Tom cruise's epic couch jump happened exactly 10 years ago | false |
Let's pause for a moment and offer donald trump one word of praise | false |
What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal? the element of some fries. | true |
Olivia wilde shuts down pregnancy rumors with the perfect comparison | false |
Helicopter parenting in the wake of aurora shootings | false |
There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. how many didn't? 10 | true |
'tree hugger' donald trump gets mauled on twitter over planting ceremony | false |
The selective outrage of injustice: same boat, different paddle | false |
Dj played snorting 'peppa pig' theme to cops; they weren't happy | false |
Princess charlene out-glams natalia vodianova at love ball in monaco (photos) | false |
Where do you hide an airport? in plane sight! | true |
Bill cosby accusers can describe 'serial nature,' prosecutor says | false |
I used to be a banker...... but then i got fired. | true |
What google drive app is reserved for jews? google gasroom | true |
Why does barbie hate amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls. | true |
On v-day i broke my girl's heart... she was a bloody mess... | true |
I think i'm gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff. | true |
My girlfriend is the square root of -100 ... ... ... a 10, but imaginary | true |
What was wrong with the wooden car? it wooden go. | true |
Clinton didn't even hit trump for one of his biggest scams | false |
Kate middleton repeats an outfit, and this time she's not alone | false |
Recently had a cat-scan. they didn't find any cats. | true |
Quest i went on a vision quest. i still ended up at walmart. | true |
Most hillary clinton emails won't be released until after election | false |
Fourth of july playlist: 24 different collections for any independence day celebration | false |
Why i prefer to have thanksgiving in a restaurant | false |
Work-life balance: more than half of americans are ‘always on' | false |
Carly fiorina laments that politics is 'a fact-free zone' | false |
Helen mirren, rita ora in same dolce & gabbana dress: who wore it better? (photos, poll) | false |
How many babies does it take to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them. | true |
Chicago teacher stages her wedding for preschoolers - chicagotribune.com | false |
5 things i didn't know about my mom until i had my daughter | false |
I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: nothing. no one gave a shit. | true |
Spontaneous protests hit airports across america following trump’s executive order | false |
What you don't want to hear when having great sex honey!! i'm home !!! | true |
Redneck joke how do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw | true |
Miranda kerr's style evolution: from australian girl to victoria's secret angel (photos) | false |
Feast your eyes on this exclusive 'rwby' volume 4 sneak peek | false |
Divorced barbie q: what comes with the new divorced barbie doll? a: all ken's stuff | true |
I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend i think she was seeing someone else | true |
Did you hear the one about the jewish carpenter? i heard he nailed it! | true |
These photos show vanishing worlds behind cambodia's rapid development | false |
This morning, my son farted in church i made him sit in his own pew. | true |
What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? a hog hog. | true |
I work as a dishwasher, its a pretty dishgusting job. | true |
Woman says she took home 'kittens,' only to find out they were bobcats | false |
Isis claims responsibility for attack at ohio state university | false |
Food is like dark humour not everyone gets it | true |
Fashion's diversity report is in, and we've still got a lot of work to do | false |
Me: i wrote this for you. her: awww. me:*pulls note out of guitar hole* we're out of cereal. | true |
Texting and talking on the phone while driving more common in u.s. than europe, cdc finds | false |
What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning rattle and not a cautionary tail? | true |
I swallowed two cans of helium today hehe | true |
Mike pence uses cinco de mayo party to claim latinos are a 'priority' for trump | false |
We finally know details about 'star wars: rogue one' | false |
How to clean tomato sauce stains from plastic storage containers | false |
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