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Fox news on the 'proper use' of scripture | false |
Mother of jordan davis speaks out on guilty verdict for man who killed her son | false |
I named my dog herpes... if she's good, she'll heel. (stolen from priscilla) | true |
The real reason hillary clinton stumbled a tiny plane flew into her. | true |
Trump health pick says it's 'imperative' people get to keep obamacare coverage | false |
Teenage girl who survived plane crash walked for days before getting picked up by motorist | false |
Whats the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates. | true |
10 food trucks you need to visit in austin, tx | false |
Why didn't the melon get married? because it can't elope. | true |
'immunize' yourself against bad moods? new research suggests it may be possible | false |
Running club has helped bring 1,300 people out of homelessness | false |
Happy birthday, bo obama! white house dog turns 4 (videos) | false |
Why can't the t-rex do any push ups? small arms? no it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass. | true |
Fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, you have boobs. it's really that simple. | true |
I'm like an onion when i cut myself i cry | true |
What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before... | true |
Ex-u.s. ambassador to moscow says he is banned from entering russia | false |
What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? my date didn't laugh at my jokes. | true |
How was the irish jig invented? to much beer and not enough bathrooms | true |
What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? pull down his pants. | true |
Huffpost rise: all the news you need to know on november 24th | false |
The best hot sauce on earth: a huffpost deathmatch | false |
Why did the hipster drown in the lake? because he went ice skating before it was cool. | true |
Dwayne johnson's new television show on the food network can you cook what the rock is smelling? | true |
How to tell if you're dating a real man | false |
Insulting bakers is good fun you can really get a rise out of them. | true |
Paul ryan asked if he's 'living in a fantasy world' amid his defense of tax bill | false |
Why are turds tapered? so your asshole doesn't slam shut. | true |
Daisy lowe: 'being skinny just doesn't suit me' | false |
Granny smith must have been a shitty person because her apples suck. | true |
If you think politicians are childish, this is the gop debate for you | false |
The impending 'peaceful war' between china and america over cyberspying | false |
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? he had to work it out with a pencil. | true |
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? i'm bigger than you! | true |
No, karen .... gold, frankincense and myrrh is not a jewish law firm. | true |
Rachel weisz style evolution: from uggs to the oscars (photos) | false |
Pope condemns pedophilia following reports of child's death | false |
Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? they made spectacles out of themselves. | true |
Mitt romney fails to secure utah senate gop nomination, will face primary | false |
Native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle | false |
Devastating photos show how an oil spill consumed santa barbara's coastline | false |
I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... thank you daylight savings! | true |
No matter how many times i call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. | true |
What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? a pilot, you racist bastard. | true |
Couple adopts pet pig from animal shelter only to kill and eat her | false |
Ten years of helping orphans and vulnerable children affected by aids -- a celebration of pepfar | false |
Teacher: why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? pupil: for a parrot to perch on miss. | true |
Why did the bear eat his own arms? they were made of honey. | true |
Linsanity returned for a night and i couldn't be happier | false |
What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? pi-curious. | true |
Did you hear the one about the procrastinator? | true |
5 wild fan pranks that prove the unc-duke rivalry is the absolute best | false |
California considering unprecedented law restricting police firearm use | false |
Jews knock knock who's there nazi nazi who? who killed the jews? natz me. | true |
Federal drug prosecutions still at historic lows in first few months of trump administration | false |
Why are assholes always more successful than you? because they make shit happen. | true |
Republican explains how to fix congress with one weird trick | false |
What's everyone's least favorite dish? cunt pao chicken! | true |
Have you ever smelled mothballs? how'd you get their teeny legs apart? | true |
What do you call 2 accountants having a threesome with a girl? double-entry | true |
Donald trump is not actually a member of the republican party he's a *whig* | true |
When is your door annoying? when it'sa jar-jar. | true |
Guy eats 8 pounds of chicken and rice, then shows off tight abs | false |
Officials raid home of activist behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos | false |
Why did the nazi cross the road? to get to the geno-side. | true |
What do you call a high person with downs syndrome? a baked potato. | true |
How do you get dick from richard? i don't know, ask his wife. | true |
Why didn't hitler cross the road? because he could nazi anything | true |
Gop tax bill ‘designed’ to kneecap renewable energy in favor of fossil fuels, democrats say | false |
Gutsy sideshow artists spins balanced on single spear point | false |
What's to be afraid of? congress talks gmos with biotechnology proponents | false |
Q: what do blondes eat to increase their breast size? a: silicone chips. | true |
Tom wolfe: still bringing us the real marshall mcluhan | false |
Hillary clinton won't say whether she backs death penalty for dylann roof | false |
Mom, have you seen my turtle? your friends took it outside to play. they're cracking walnuts. | true |
An electric school bus could be coming to a school near you | false |
Why there is no windows 9 because 7 8 9 heehaww | true |
Notorious b.i.g.'s mom is making a documentary about him | false |
Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? three stripes, you rout. | true |
What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? oh, sorry...my fault. | true |
Bbc's formal response to those sexist 'doctor who' complaints is very satisfying | false |
Pope says murdered french priest is a 'martyr' on the road to sainthood | false |
I had to fire my carpenter turns out he was a mahoganist. | true |
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? natural logs. | true |
What's the best part of having alzheimer's? you get to meet new people everyday! | true |
Shanghai poultry markets are one likely source of bird flu virus, study finds | false |
Garance doré loves charlotte olympia shoes, corinne bailey rae's hair (video) | false |
Allegations against al franken could cost democrats a progressive fighter in the senate | false |
Usain bolt is bowing out as the greatest sprinter and the ultimate showman | false |
Name the only animal that has an asshole in the middle of it's back. a police horse. | true |
18 #menforchoice on why they're standing up for a woman's right to choose | false |
The latest school shooting hasn't really stirred the gun debate | false |
Former nfl running back not okay with michael sam's display of affection | false |
What's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections | false |
Rick perry's indictment could make him tea party poster child | false |
How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg? he has to breddit | true |
Twitter has no time for the gop's weird gif response to comey statement | false |
Julie schumacher becomes first woman to win thurber prize for american humor | false |
A postcard home: the weather is here. wish you were beautiful. | true |
Understanding the relationship between teen sleep and mood | false |
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