CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Fox news on the 'proper use' of scripture	false
Mother of jordan davis speaks out on guilty verdict for man who killed her son	false
I named my dog herpes... if she's good, she'll heel. (stolen from priscilla)	true
The real reason hillary clinton stumbled a tiny plane flew into her.	true
Trump health pick says it's 'imperative' people get to keep obamacare coverage	false
Teenage girl who survived plane crash walked for days before getting picked up by motorist	false
Whats the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates.	true
10 food trucks you need to visit in austin, tx	false
Why didn't the melon get married? because it can't elope.	true
'immunize' yourself against bad moods? new research suggests it may be possible	false
Running club has helped bring 1,300 people out of homelessness	false
Happy birthday, bo obama! white house dog turns 4 (videos)	false
Why can't the t-rex do any push ups? small arms? no it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.	true
Fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, you have boobs. it's really that simple.	true
I'm like an onion when i cut myself i cry	true
What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before...	true
Ex-u.s. ambassador to moscow says he is banned from entering russia	false
What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? my date didn't laugh at my jokes.	true
How was the irish jig invented? to much beer and not enough bathrooms	true
What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? pull down his pants.	true
Huffpost rise: all the news you need to know on november 24th	false
The best hot sauce on earth: a huffpost deathmatch	false
Why did the hipster drown in the lake? because he went ice skating before it was cool.	true
Dwayne johnson's new television show on the food network can you cook what the rock is smelling?	true
How to tell if you're dating a real man	false
Insulting bakers is good fun you can really get a rise out of them.	true
Paul ryan asked if he's 'living in a fantasy world' amid his defense of tax bill	false
Why are turds tapered? so your asshole doesn't slam shut.	true
Daisy lowe: 'being skinny just doesn't suit me'	false
Granny smith must have been a shitty person because her apples suck.	true
If you think politicians are childish, this is the gop debate for you	false
The impending 'peaceful war' between china and america over cyberspying	false
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? he had to work it out with a pencil.	true
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? i'm bigger than you!	true
No, karen .... gold, frankincense and myrrh is not a jewish law firm.	true
Rachel weisz style evolution: from uggs to the oscars (photos)	false
Pope condemns pedophilia following reports of child's death	false
Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? they made spectacles out of themselves.	true
Mitt romney fails to secure utah senate gop nomination, will face primary	false
Native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle	false
Devastating photos show how an oil spill consumed santa barbara's coastline	false
I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... thank you daylight savings!	true
No matter how many times i call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.	true
What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? a pilot, you racist bastard.	true
Couple adopts pet pig from animal shelter only to kill and eat her	false
Ten years of helping orphans and vulnerable children affected by aids -- a celebration of pepfar	false
Teacher: why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? pupil: for a parrot to perch on miss.	true
Why did the bear eat his own arms? they were made of honey.	true
Linsanity returned for a night and i couldn't be happier	false
What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? pi-curious.	true
Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?	true
5 wild fan pranks that prove the unc-duke rivalry is the absolute best	false
California considering unprecedented law restricting police firearm use	false
Jews knock knock who's there nazi nazi who? who killed the jews? natz me.	true
Federal drug prosecutions still at historic lows in first few months of trump administration	false
Why are assholes always more successful than you? because they make shit happen.	true
Republican explains how to fix congress with one weird trick	false
What's everyone's least favorite dish? cunt pao chicken!	true
Have you ever smelled mothballs? how'd you get their teeny legs apart?	true
What do you call 2 accountants having a threesome with a girl? double-entry	true
Donald trump is not actually a member of the republican party he's a whig	true
When is your door annoying? when it'sa jar-jar.	true
Guy eats 8 pounds of chicken and rice, then shows off tight abs	false
Officials raid home of activist behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos	false
Why did the nazi cross the road? to get to the geno-side.	true
What do you call a high person with downs syndrome? a baked potato.	true
How do you get dick from richard? i don't know, ask his wife.	true
Why didn't hitler cross the road? because he could nazi anything	true
Gop tax bill ‘designed’ to kneecap renewable energy in favor of fossil fuels, democrats say	false
Gutsy sideshow artists spins balanced on single spear point	false
What's to be afraid of? congress talks gmos with biotechnology proponents	false
Q: what do blondes eat to increase their breast size? a: silicone chips.	true
Tom wolfe: still bringing us the real marshall mcluhan	false
Hillary clinton won't say whether she backs death penalty for dylann roof	false
Mom, have you seen my turtle? your friends took it outside to play. they're cracking walnuts.	true
An electric school bus could be coming to a school near you	false
Why there is no windows 9 because 7 8 9 heehaww	true
Notorious b.i.g.'s mom is making a documentary about him	false
Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? three stripes, you rout.	true
What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? oh, sorry...my fault.	true
Bbc's formal response to those sexist 'doctor who' complaints is very satisfying	false
Pope says murdered french priest is a 'martyr' on the road to sainthood	false
I had to fire my carpenter turns out he was a mahoganist.	true
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? natural logs.	true
What's the best part of having alzheimer's? you get to meet new people everyday!	true
Shanghai poultry markets are one likely source of bird flu virus, study finds	false
Garance doré loves charlotte olympia shoes, corinne bailey rae's hair (video)	false
Allegations against al franken could cost democrats a progressive fighter in the senate	false
Usain bolt is bowing out as the greatest sprinter and the ultimate showman	false
Name the only animal that has an asshole in the middle of it's back. a police horse.	true
18 #menforchoice on why they're standing up for a woman's right to choose	false
The latest school shooting hasn't really stirred the gun debate	false
Former nfl running back not okay with michael sam's display of affection	false
What's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections	false
Rick perry's indictment could make him tea party poster child	false
How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg? he has to breddit	true
Twitter has no time for the gop's weird gif response to comey statement	false
Julie schumacher becomes first woman to win thurber prize for american humor	false
A postcard home: the weather is here. wish you were beautiful.	true
Understanding the relationship between teen sleep and mood	false

Fox news on the 'proper use' of scripture

false

Mother of jordan davis speaks out on guilty verdict for man who killed her son

false

I named my dog herpes... if she's good, she'll heel. (stolen from priscilla)

true

The real reason hillary clinton stumbled a tiny plane flew into her.

true

Trump health pick says it's 'imperative' people get to keep obamacare coverage

false

Teenage girl who survived plane crash walked for days before getting picked up by motorist

false

Whats the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates.

true

10 food trucks you need to visit in austin, tx

false

Why didn't the melon get married? because it can't elope.

true

'immunize' yourself against bad moods? new research suggests it may be possible

false

Running club has helped bring 1,300 people out of homelessness

false

Happy birthday, bo obama! white house dog turns 4 (videos)

false

Why can't the t-rex do any push ups? small arms? no it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.

true

Fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, you have boobs. it's really that simple.

true

I'm like an onion when i cut myself i cry

true

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before...

true

Ex-u.s. ambassador to moscow says he is banned from entering russia

false

What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? my date didn't laugh at my jokes.

true

How was the irish jig invented? to much beer and not enough bathrooms

true

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? pull down his pants.

true

Huffpost rise: all the news you need to know on november 24th

false

The best hot sauce on earth: a huffpost deathmatch

false

Why did the hipster drown in the lake? because he went ice skating before it was cool.

true

Dwayne johnson's new television show on the food network can you cook what the rock is smelling?

true

How to tell if you're dating a real man

false

Insulting bakers is good fun you can really get a rise out of them.

true

Paul ryan asked if he's 'living in a fantasy world' amid his defense of tax bill

false

Why are turds tapered? so your asshole doesn't slam shut.

true

Daisy lowe: 'being skinny just doesn't suit me'

false

Granny smith must have been a shitty person because her apples suck.

true

If you think politicians are childish, this is the gop debate for you

false

The impending 'peaceful war' between china and america over cyberspying

false

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? he had to work it out with a pencil.

true

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? i'm bigger than you!

true

No, karen .... gold, frankincense and myrrh is not a jewish law firm.

true

Rachel weisz style evolution: from uggs to the oscars (photos)

false

Pope condemns pedophilia following reports of child's death

false

Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? they made spectacles out of themselves.

true

Mitt romney fails to secure utah senate gop nomination, will face primary

false

Native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle

false

Devastating photos show how an oil spill consumed santa barbara's coastline

false

I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... thank you daylight savings!

true

No matter how many times i call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

true

What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? a pilot, you racist bastard.

true

Couple adopts pet pig from animal shelter only to kill and eat her

false

Ten years of helping orphans and vulnerable children affected by aids -- a celebration of pepfar

false

Teacher: why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? pupil: for a parrot to perch on miss.

true

Why did the bear eat his own arms? they were made of honey.

true

Linsanity returned for a night and i couldn't be happier

false

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? pi-curious.

true

Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?

true

5 wild fan pranks that prove the unc-duke rivalry is the absolute best

false

California considering unprecedented law restricting police firearm use

false

Jews knock knock who's there nazi nazi who? who killed the jews? natz me.

true

Federal drug prosecutions still at historic lows in first few months of trump administration

false

Why are assholes always more successful than you? because they make shit happen.

true

Republican explains how to fix congress with one weird trick

false

What's everyone's least favorite dish? cunt pao chicken!

true

Have you ever smelled mothballs? how'd you get their teeny legs apart?

true

What do you call 2 accountants having a threesome with a girl? double-entry

true

Donald trump is not actually a member of the republican party he's a *whig*

true

When is your door annoying? when it'sa jar-jar.

true

Guy eats 8 pounds of chicken and rice, then shows off tight abs

false

Officials raid home of activist behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos

false

Why did the nazi cross the road? to get to the geno-side.

true

What do you call a high person with downs syndrome? a baked potato.

true

How do you get dick from richard? i don't know, ask his wife.

true

Why didn't hitler cross the road? because he could nazi anything

true

Gop tax bill ‘designed’ to kneecap renewable energy in favor of fossil fuels, democrats say

false

Gutsy sideshow artists spins balanced on single spear point

false

What's to be afraid of? congress talks gmos with biotechnology proponents

false

Q: what do blondes eat to increase their breast size? a: silicone chips.

true

Tom wolfe: still bringing us the real marshall mcluhan

false

Hillary clinton won't say whether she backs death penalty for dylann roof

false

Mom, have you seen my turtle? your friends took it outside to play. they're cracking walnuts.

true

An electric school bus could be coming to a school near you

false

Why there is no windows 9 because 7 8 9 heehaww

true

Notorious b.i.g.'s mom is making a documentary about him

false

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? three stripes, you rout.

true

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? oh, sorry...my fault.

true

Bbc's formal response to those sexist 'doctor who' complaints is very satisfying

false

Pope says murdered french priest is a 'martyr' on the road to sainthood

false

I had to fire my carpenter turns out he was a mahoganist.

true

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? natural logs.

true

What's the best part of having alzheimer's? you get to meet new people everyday!

true

Shanghai poultry markets are one likely source of bird flu virus, study finds

false

Garance doré loves charlotte olympia shoes, corinne bailey rae's hair (video)

false

Allegations against al franken could cost democrats a progressive fighter in the senate

false

Usain bolt is bowing out as the greatest sprinter and the ultimate showman

false

Name the only animal that has an asshole in the middle of it's back. a police horse.

true

18 #menforchoice on why they're standing up for a woman's right to choose

false

The latest school shooting hasn't really stirred the gun debate

false

Former nfl running back not okay with michael sam's display of affection

false

What's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections

false

Rick perry's indictment could make him tea party poster child

false

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg? he has to breddit

true

Twitter has no time for the gop's weird gif response to comey statement

false

Julie schumacher becomes first woman to win thurber prize for american humor

false

A postcard home: the weather is here. wish you were beautiful.

true

Understanding the relationship between teen sleep and mood

false