CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Look: claw machines don't just eat toys, but even little boys	false
What do you call a dad butt? dat ass	true
What do you call an undercover cop? a pig in a blanket.	true
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up	true
Coworker left himself signed in to linkedin and now his skills include mouth breathing.	true
8 countries where people suffer the most: 24/7 wall st.	false
Bishop calls out homophobia in religion... and he isn't blaming islam	false
Why did the rooster cross the road? to prove he wasn't a chicken!	true
Doctor: what's your zodiac sign? patient: cancer doctor: what a fucking coincidence!	true
Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a six offender.	true
Earth hour is nearly upon us, but why should we care?	false
Women aren't going to just let bill cosby hold 'town halls' on sexual assault	false
I came here to tell a mexican joke but that could be crossing a line.	true
6 products that help kids cooperate with parents	false
No, putin's piano recital doesn't make him any 'softer'	false
14 pieces of actual, no-bullshit wedding planning advice	false
Why did the prostitute join the mormon church? she wanted a high paying missionary position.	true
West coast problems if you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?	true
What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? i laugh at neither of them.	true
Robert indiana wins suit over hindi 'love' sculptures	false
Why are all the ladies attracted to voldemort? because of his hex appeal.	true
Gop house chair tells sean spicer to mind his own business on obamacare repeal	false
Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.	true
60 celebs and other things turning the big 6-0 in 2014	false
No one is ever able to catch me. what country do i live? iran	true
Feds surrender in tooth-and-nail fight to leash dogs in bay area's open space	false
Marilyn monroe marriages: the star's failed romances (photos)	false
Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born.	true
Yo momma's privates are like mars... it took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.	true
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. i said hi jack. he shot me.	true
Google seeks allies in its war against ad-blocking	false
What is white and disturbs your breakfast? an avalanche	true
Why was noah a great economist? he kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.	true
How many babies does it take to paint a room? depends how hard you can throw them.	true
Bucking the trend: a guide to breaking the rules when planning your wedding	false
I told my girlfriend she should work at ups she's good at handling packages	true
Send message without subject? yes, gmail. f$ck off.	true
Man i hate tacos! said no juan ever.	true
Doctor told me i'm getting overweight crap i thought eating disorder was bad enough!	true
What do you get when you mix viagra with disney world? kicked out.	true
I'm not racist.. racism is a crime. only black people commit crimes.	true
What do australian emos use to cut their wrists? rise up lights	true
I used to have a job involving crushing cans....... it was soda pressing!	true
4 crazy-convincing mocktails that taste just like real booze	false
Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.	true
Of middle east cinema and filmmakers in cannes: give credit where credit is due	false
Workers taking the most sick days: 24/7 wall st.	false
A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud... there is no dog!	true
Cynthia nixon announces run for new york governor	false
What do you call a bus on its way to comic con? virgin mobile	true
Signs of autism: 10 possible autism-related delays in 6- to 12-month-old children	false
Two robots discuss beauty they both come to the conclusion that magnets are really attractive	true
Don't be a bad bride: wedding gift etiquette for couples	false
John leguizamo on when he realized the true struggle of being a latino actor	false
Karen gillan volunteers to direct an all-female marvel movie	false
What do you call a group of isis members with their backs turned? a bunch of sissies.	true
Father rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches fold it in half.	true
This baby orangutan was left for dead in a cardboard box	false
Monday's morning email: what's next on trump's agenda	false
How does darts vader eat spaghetti? with the force and knife.	true
Democratic senators call for investigation into jeff sessions over james comey firing	false
Donald trump can't stop talking about beyoncé and jay z	false
Sleep deprivation raises blood levels of appetite-boosting molecule	false
Former 'bachelor' contestant lex mcallister dead at age 31 after overdose	false
Sorry i brought my own turntables and tried to battle your wedding dj	true
10 ways cheaters avoid getting caught, according to the cheaters themselves	false
Are you okay? me anytime i meet someone named annie.	true
Watch: new web series follows the 'people you know'	false
Why the new apple pencil isn't included with the new ipad pro. there is no point.	true
One day on mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. about the same as a common monday on earth.	true
Joan collins' age hasn't changed her style one bit (photos)	false
Americans overwhelmingly say police should keep disputes with civilians from escalating	false
Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs.	true
Some people age like wine, others age like milk.	true
Firefighters are happy to rescue 12 police officers stuck inside elevator	false
Damn girl you must be the american spelling of 'favourite' because i don't need u	true
Why can't you trust an atom? because they make up literally everything	true
Help! my wife left me for my best friend and i miss him...	true
Holiday weight gain is real no matter what you celebrate	false
Everyone wants a nudie pic: a look at what's hot in art	false
Nationals star loses perfect game on final out	false
According to museum portraits, everyone in the 18th century looked like a giant chubby baby.	true
Asos radioactive belts scare causes company to pull entire batch: report	false
Just realized i've been misquoting george orwell since 1985.	true
What is a baseball dog? one that chases fowls.	true
What did julius caesar say after taking cleopatra's virginity? veni, vidi... veni.	true
A kiss makes my whole day anal makes my hole weak	true
What's j.d. salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich? ryebread....	true
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.	true
So i asked my north korean friend how's life there he said he can't complain	true
The courthouse door is shut to immigrant children who need lawyers	false
So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . daddy, when is my 6th birthday?	true
The boy in the boardroom: when sexual abuse and manhood collide	false
What exactly would it mean to have trump’s finger on the nuclear button?	false
What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) a bench can support a family.	true
Vogue white house shoot for obama cover happening right now: report	false
What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!	true
What does a spider do when he gets angry ? he goes up the wall !	true
My only fetish is for pasta i guess you could call it fetichinni...	true
I went to the zoo today, only animal there was a dog... it was a shih tzu	true

Look: claw machines don't just eat toys, but even little boys

false

What do you call a dad butt? dat ass

true

What do you call an undercover cop? a pig in a blanket.

true

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up

true

Coworker left himself signed in to linkedin and now his skills include mouth breathing.

true

8 countries where people suffer the most: 24/7 wall st.

false

Bishop calls out homophobia in religion... and he isn't blaming islam

false

Why did the rooster cross the road? to prove he wasn't a chicken!

true

Doctor: what's your zodiac sign? patient: cancer doctor: what a fucking coincidence!

true

Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a six offender.

true

Earth hour is nearly upon us, but why should we care?

false

Women aren't going to just let bill cosby hold 'town halls' on sexual assault

false

I came here to tell a mexican joke but that could be crossing a line.

true

6 products that help kids cooperate with parents

false

No, putin's piano recital doesn't make him any 'softer'

false

14 pieces of actual, no-bullshit wedding planning advice

false

Why did the prostitute join the mormon church? she wanted a high paying missionary position.

true

West coast problems if you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?

true

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? i laugh at neither of them.

true

Robert indiana wins suit over hindi 'love' sculptures

false

Why are all the ladies attracted to voldemort? because of his hex appeal.

true

Gop house chair tells sean spicer to mind his own business on obamacare repeal

false

Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.

true

60 celebs and other things turning the big 6-0 in 2014

false

No one is ever able to catch me. what country do i live? iran

true

Feds surrender in tooth-and-nail fight to leash dogs in bay area's open space

false

Marilyn monroe marriages: the star's failed romances (photos)

false

Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born.

true

Yo momma's privates are like mars... it took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.

true

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. i said hi jack. he shot me.

true

Google seeks allies in its war against ad-blocking

false

What is white and disturbs your breakfast? an avalanche

true

Why was noah a great economist? he kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.

true

How many babies does it take to paint a room? depends how hard you can throw them.

true

Bucking the trend: a guide to breaking the rules when planning your wedding

false

I told my girlfriend she should work at ups she's good at handling packages

true

Send message without subject? yes, gmail. f$ck off.

true

Man i hate tacos! said no juan ever.

true

Doctor told me i'm getting overweight crap i thought eating disorder was bad enough!

true

What do you get when you mix viagra with disney world? kicked out.

true

I'm not racist.. racism is a crime. only black people commit crimes.

true

What do australian emos use to cut their wrists? rise up lights

true

I used to have a job involving crushing cans....... it was soda pressing!

true

4 crazy-convincing mocktails that taste just like real booze

false

Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.

true

Of middle east cinema and filmmakers in cannes: give credit where credit is due

false

Workers taking the most sick days: 24/7 wall st.

false

A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud... there is no dog!

true

Cynthia nixon announces run for new york governor

false

What do you call a bus on its way to comic con? virgin mobile

true

Signs of autism: 10 possible autism-related delays in 6- to 12-month-old children

false

Two robots discuss beauty they both come to the conclusion that magnets are really attractive

true

Don't be a bad bride: wedding gift etiquette for couples

false

John leguizamo on when he realized the true struggle of being a latino actor

false

Karen gillan volunteers to direct an all-female marvel movie

false

What do you call a group of isis members with their backs turned? a bunch of sissies.

true

Father rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches fold it in half.

true

This baby orangutan was left for dead in a cardboard box

false

Monday's morning email: what's next on trump's agenda

false

How does darts vader eat spaghetti? with the force and knife.

true

Democratic senators call for investigation into jeff sessions over james comey firing

false

Donald trump can't stop talking about beyoncé and jay z

false

Sleep deprivation raises blood levels of appetite-boosting molecule

false

Former 'bachelor' contestant lex mcallister dead at age 31 after overdose

false

Sorry i brought my own turntables and tried to battle your wedding dj

true

10 ways cheaters avoid getting caught, according to the cheaters themselves

false

Are you okay? me anytime i meet someone named annie.

true

Watch: new web series follows the 'people you know'

false

Why the new apple pencil isn't included with the new ipad pro. there is no point.

true

One day on mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. about the same as a common monday on earth.

true

Joan collins' age hasn't changed her style one bit (photos)

false

Americans overwhelmingly say police should keep disputes with civilians from escalating

false

Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs.

true

Some people age like wine, others age like milk.

true

Firefighters are happy to rescue 12 police officers stuck inside elevator

false

Damn girl you must be the american spelling of 'favourite' because i don't need u

true

Why can't you trust an atom? because they make up literally everything

true

Help! my wife left me for my best friend and i miss him...

true

Holiday weight gain is real no matter what you celebrate

false

Everyone wants a nudie pic: a look at what's hot in art

false

Nationals star loses perfect game on final out

false

According to museum portraits, everyone in the 18th century looked like a giant chubby baby.

true

Asos radioactive belts scare causes company to pull entire batch: report

false

Just realized i've been misquoting george orwell since 1985.

true

What is a baseball dog? one that chases fowls.

true

What did julius caesar say after taking cleopatra's virginity? veni, vidi... veni.

true

A kiss makes my whole day anal makes my hole weak

true

What's j.d. salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich? ryebread....

true

Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.

true

So i asked my north korean friend how's life there he said he can't complain

true

The courthouse door is shut to immigrant children who need lawyers

false

So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . daddy, when is my 6th birthday?

true

The boy in the boardroom: when sexual abuse and manhood collide

false

What exactly would it mean to have trump’s finger on the nuclear button?

false

What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) a bench can support a family.

true

Vogue white house shoot for obama cover happening right now: report

false

What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!

true

What does a spider do when he gets angry ? he goes up the wall !

true

My only fetish is for pasta i guess you could call it fetichinni...

true

I went to the zoo today, only animal there was a dog... it was a shih tzu

true