CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

text stringlengths 31 99	humor bool 2 classes
Msf official: constant wave of casualties strains gaza's fragile health system	false
America’s ‘deep state’ moves to thwart donald trump	false
Why woman says she called poison control after ex gave their daughter a sports drink	false
Teach your kids that economy and ecology are related	false
What's et short for...? because he's got little legs.	true
Once you go black... you're a single mother	true
Meeting logs: obama quietly coddling big oil on 'bomb trains' regulations	false
What is a pirates favorite letter? r? no it be the c!	true
An upscale asian restaurant called suit and thai.	true
Life is like a box of chocolates... most of it sucks.	true
Do we still not know who let the dogs out?	true
Most americans don't think 'draining the swamp' is going too well	false
Wedding speeches: 7 adorable wedding toasts from movies (video)	false
It's primary day in new hampshire, and the early results are in	false
Your mom's so fat her nickname is damn!	true
Donald trump's arrogance is outdated in corporate america	false
See 5 beautiful weddings across the globe in 90 seconds	false
Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. problem is she sleeps all day. what a nightmare.	true
Where can you find tetraplegics? where you left them.	true
Did you hear about the french boat with five holes in it? it cinq!	true
Don't rain on her parade: kimberly faye greenberg brings fanny brice to fabulous life	false
Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? eh nevermind, i'll just skip it.	true
Our school should start a calculus club we would all derive fun from it	true
What did holly holm say to ronda rousey's date to the marine corps ball? i hit that.	true
What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... when ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.	true
Maren sanchez and the gender gaps no one is talking about	false
Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? because he was outstanding in his field	true
'i believe my son is a lazy, entitled, 'mooching', mia dad'	false
Turkey detains dozens of journalists as eu leaders criticize crackdown	false
Why did al gore get nipple rings? because he heard george bush had a dick cheney	true
How'd the preacher catch a.i.d.s. in africa? missionary style.	true
'the revenant' leads 2016 oscar nominations, while 'carol' and 'star wars' miss out on best picture	false
Lateesha green's gps guide on letting go of anxiety before bed	false
London 2012 olympics: ed mckeever focused on olympic gold	false
Bernie sanders announces he is running for president in 2016	false
The most amazing scuba dives on the planet	false
Katie couric reveals the biggest challenge of being a single mom	false
Google+ is like the gym of social networking. we all join it, but nobody uses it.	true
I'm a responsible person. people are always saying i know you're responsible for this.	true
Trick-or-treating: best cities ranking puts san francisco at number one spot	false
Guys with huge dongs are just compensating for their tiny cars.	true
If you ever get cold, just go hang out in a corner... they are usually 90 degrees.	true
Why don't black people go on cruise ships? they're not falling for that one again.	true
Why did the muslim cross the road? to get to the bigger crowd	true
Therapist: you're cured. me: really?!? therapist: no, of course not. how did that make you feel?	true
Jordan to abandon law allowing rapists to go free if they marry their victims	false
Dad builds incredible spaceship simulator for his son (photos)	false
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? they both have empty heads.	true
Rand paul: i signed iran letter in order to help obama	false
Scientists sequence genomes of 12 antibiotic-resistant staphylococcus aureus strains	false
How are harambe and the iphone the same? it only took one extra hole to kill them both	true
The full 'handmaid’s tale' trailer is a dystopian nightmare and a call to action	false
Republicans can't decide if their health bill will cover more people, or fewer, or the same	false
Why didn't the buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? he had no attachments.	true
Potato chip rock in san diego causes instagram flurry	false
Look like beyonce without breaking the bank with this week's cheap celeb finds	false
It's a shame that the woman in pakistan got stoned... ...but jihad it coming.	true
What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? nothing. lesbians don't cook. they eat out.	true
I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that i used to know	true
Sienna miller finds the fake 'american sniper' baby just as humorous as the rest of us	false
Man filmed his shooting death by sheriff's deputy on facebook live	false
Company says 'it's time to relocate' after georgia backs religious freedom bill	false
Islamic state blows up ancient arch of triumph in palmyra	false
10 things we didn’t account for in the huffpost presidential election forecast	false
What does snoop dogg use an umbrella for? fo drizzle!	true
Racism is rampant in jury selection. the supreme court can't fix it.	false
Please don't make a scene. -horrible movie director	true
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.	true
Listen to chilling audio of a boy calling 911 during a robbery	false
Lame duck hunt and the fast track flush, installment #1	false
Ketamine's rapid effects in depression and ocd: cause for hope and caution	false
Peter o'toole's most iconic movie roles, from 'lawrence of arabia' to 'ratatouille'	false
I went to the premature ejaculation clinic today. they told me my appointment isn't until tomorrow.	true
How to tell a cheater from a sex addict	false
Space shuttle: on the anniversary of the last-ever mission (photos)	false
Jemima kirke, 'girls' star, knows just how to meet the parents (photo)	false
Scarlett johansson and colin jost make their red carpet debut as a couple	false
I'm starting an atheist corporation... it's a non-prophet organization.	true
Others change, but you should be yourself! said one corn to another in the digestive tract	true
The gop's latest smoke and mirrors health plan	false
A 'sea of black masks': prosecutors open felony trial of inauguration protesters	false
What do gay people call each other on? homophones!	true
Pope francis encourages moms to breastfeed in the sistine chapel	false
Kristen stewart looks like she always has mono	true
How do u castrate a priest ? kick the alter boy in the chin ;)	true
, teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. video games.	true
Corey lewandowski's debut on cnn is going just awfully	false
What's the difference between usain bolt and hitler? usain bolt can finish a race	true
Lebron james wears a safety pin on the cover of sports illustrated	false
The national bird of syria is.. ..a drone.	true
Chris christie raps donald trump as 'painfully naive' about syria	false
What is the driest soda you can buy? baking soda.	true
Father's day gift ideas: 10 last-minute printable cards, gifts and more from etsy	false
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator	true
What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? acidic.	true
Obama sends thanksgiving message about teen shot by chicago cop	false
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles!!	true
How the american health care act can affect autism coverage	false
What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ? three blind mice !	true
Trump shared one awkward kiss and handshake with emmanuel macron	false

Msf official: constant wave of casualties strains gaza's fragile health system

false

America’s ‘deep state’ moves to thwart donald trump

false

Why woman says she called poison control after ex gave their daughter a sports drink

false

Teach your kids that economy and ecology are related

false

What's et short for...? because he's got little legs.

true

Once you go black... you're a single mother

true

Meeting logs: obama quietly coddling big oil on 'bomb trains' regulations

false

What is a pirates favorite letter? r? no it be the c!

true

An upscale asian restaurant called suit and thai.

true

Life is like a box of chocolates... most of it sucks.

true

Do we still not know who let the dogs out?

true

Most americans don't think 'draining the swamp' is going too well

false

Wedding speeches: 7 adorable wedding toasts from movies (video)

false

It's primary day in new hampshire, and the early results are in

false

Your mom's so fat her nickname is damn!

true

Donald trump's arrogance is outdated in corporate america

false

See 5 beautiful weddings across the globe in 90 seconds

false

Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. problem is she sleeps all day. what a nightmare.

true

Where can you find tetraplegics? where you left them.

true

Did you hear about the french boat with five holes in it? it cinq!

true

Don't rain on her parade: kimberly faye greenberg brings fanny brice to fabulous life

false

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? eh nevermind, i'll just skip it.

true

Our school should start a calculus club we would all derive fun from it

true

What did holly holm say to ronda rousey's date to the marine corps ball? i hit that.

true

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... when ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

true

Maren sanchez and the gender gaps no one is talking about

false

Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? because he was outstanding in his field

true

'i believe my son is a lazy, entitled, 'mooching', mia dad'

false

Turkey detains dozens of journalists as eu leaders criticize crackdown

false

Why did al gore get nipple rings? because he heard george bush had a dick cheney

true

How'd the preacher catch a.i.d.s. in africa? missionary style.

true

'the revenant' leads 2016 oscar nominations, while 'carol' and 'star wars' miss out on best picture

false

Lateesha green's gps guide on letting go of anxiety before bed

false

London 2012 olympics: ed mckeever focused on olympic gold

false

Bernie sanders announces he is running for president in 2016

false

The most amazing scuba dives on the planet

false

Katie couric reveals the biggest challenge of being a single mom

false

Google+ is like the gym of social networking. we all join it, but nobody uses it.

true

I'm a responsible person. people are always saying i know you're responsible for this.

true

Trick-or-treating: best cities ranking puts san francisco at number one spot

false

Guys with huge dongs are just compensating for their tiny cars.

true

If you ever get cold, just go hang out in a corner... they are usually 90 degrees.

true

Why don't black people go on cruise ships? they're not falling for that one again.

true

Why did the muslim cross the road? to get to the bigger crowd

true

Therapist: you're cured. me: really?!? therapist: no, of course not. how did that make you feel?

true

Jordan to abandon law allowing rapists to go free if they marry their victims

false

Dad builds incredible spaceship simulator for his son (photos)

false

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? they both have empty heads.

true

Rand paul: i signed iran letter in order to help obama

false

Scientists sequence genomes of 12 antibiotic-resistant staphylococcus aureus strains

false

How are harambe and the iphone the same? it only took one extra hole to kill them both

true

The full 'handmaid’s tale' trailer is a dystopian nightmare and a call to action

false

Republicans can't decide if their health bill will cover more people, or fewer, or the same

false

Why didn't the buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? he had no attachments.

true

Potato chip rock in san diego causes instagram flurry

false

Look like beyonce without breaking the bank with this week's cheap celeb finds

false

It's a shame that the woman in pakistan got stoned... ...but jihad it coming.

true

What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? nothing. lesbians don't cook. they eat out.

true

I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that i used to know

true

Sienna miller finds the fake 'american sniper' baby just as humorous as the rest of us

false

Man filmed his shooting death by sheriff's deputy on facebook live

false

Company says 'it's time to relocate' after georgia backs religious freedom bill

false

Islamic state blows up ancient arch of triumph in palmyra

false

10 things we didn’t account for in the huffpost presidential election forecast

false

What does snoop dogg use an umbrella for? fo drizzle!

true

Racism is rampant in jury selection. the supreme court can't fix it.

false

Please don't make a scene. -horrible movie director

true

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

true

Listen to chilling audio of a boy calling 911 during a robbery

false

Lame duck hunt and the fast track flush, installment #1

false

Ketamine's rapid effects in depression and ocd: cause for hope and caution

false

Peter o'toole's most iconic movie roles, from 'lawrence of arabia' to 'ratatouille'

false

I went to the premature ejaculation clinic today. they told me my appointment isn't until tomorrow.

true

How to tell a cheater from a sex addict

false

Space shuttle: on the anniversary of the last-ever mission (photos)

false

Jemima kirke, 'girls' star, knows just how to meet the parents (photo)

false

Scarlett johansson and colin jost make their red carpet debut as a couple

false

I'm starting an atheist corporation... it's a non-prophet organization.

true

Others change, but you should be yourself! said one corn to another in the digestive tract

true

The gop's latest smoke and mirrors health plan

false

A 'sea of black masks': prosecutors open felony trial of inauguration protesters

false

What do gay people call each other on? homophones!

true

Pope francis encourages moms to breastfeed in the sistine chapel

false

Kristen stewart looks like she always has mono

true

How do u castrate a priest ? kick the alter boy in the chin ;)

true

, teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. video games.

true

Corey lewandowski's debut on cnn is going just awfully

false

What's the difference between usain bolt and hitler? usain bolt can finish a race

true

Lebron james wears a safety pin on the cover of sports illustrated

false

The national bird of syria is.. ..a drone.

true

Chris christie raps donald trump as 'painfully naive' about syria

false

What is the driest soda you can buy? baking soda.

true

Father's day gift ideas: 10 last-minute printable cards, gifts and more from etsy

false

What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator

true

What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? acidic.

true

Obama sends thanksgiving message about teen shot by chicago cop

false

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles!!

true

How the american health care act can affect autism coverage

false

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ? three blind mice !

true

Trump shared one awkward kiss and handshake with emmanuel macron

false