CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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The one question you should never have to ask while on a date	false
Teaching our kids to deal with rejection and slights	false
'call me by your name' director reveals details on film's sequel	false
While st. louis faces new protests, ferguson is making 'good progress'	false
In world first, mdma will be used to treat alcohol addiction in clinical trial	false
Texas rep. jessica farrar trolls gop by proposing $100 fine for men who masturbate	false
Obamacare enrollment halted by verizon data center crash	false
Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph a: an animal with a long neck	true
Of course my days are numbered.. that's how calendars work.	true
Why amy schumer is your new feminist best friend	false
I'm usually exited for winter... but then i get cold feet.	true
Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras	true
I like my coffee like i like my women... with a big cup size.	true
I bet if jimmy cracked your corn you'd care, you selfish son of a bitch.	true
What do you call an all female traveling band mobile broadband	true
Kodak's short film about 'understanding' will take your breath away	false
Homeless man takes massive risk to save his dog	false
Dear mom: i'm sorry for every mean thing i ever said... about myself	false
In first un address as leader, aung san suu kyi defends efforts on rohingyas	false
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from tyson.	true
In seoul, confusion and apathy surround city's 3,200 bomb shelters	false
Bodies recovered at scene of new york city building explosion	false
Tcu quarterback trevone boykin arrested after allegedly assaulting police officer	false
Your mother's so fat... she listens to jimmy buffet.	true
The only b word women should be called is... is beautiful. bitches love being called beautiful.	true
What do you call an army of toddlers? infant-ry. insert cringe here	true
Cesar chavez shines the spotlight on a man virtually ignored by history	false
Five easy ways to detoxify your home without freaking out	false
Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!	true
The 50 most powerful coming outs of 2012	false
Americans don't really trust any of the candidates in an international crisis	false
What's adolf hitler's favorite letter? not z, that's for sure.	true
Houston police chief says he's sick of inaction on gun control	false
The iditarod: mushing with the best in the world	false
Wow, there's a 16 percent chance donald trump will be president	false
What is the volume of monica lewinsky's mouth? one us leader	true
Taylor swift gets the best 'welcome' to rhode island ever (photo)	false
Get a bachelor ben engagement ring for less	false
When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent p)	true
Ava duvernay to direct 'the battle of versailles' movie for hbo	false
Tsa rules and regulations - everyone calm down...	false
Israeli military charges soldier with manslaughter in shooting of wounded palestinian assailant	false
Jerry hall chops off her iconic long hair into a lob haircut (photos)	false
'famous food & drinks' by federico mauro is making us feel food feelings (photos)	false
I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good.	true
What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? yarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!!!	true
Why is there no windows 9? obviously 789 i would be surprised if you said something else.	true
8 women made history at boston marathon in 1972 --14,000 registered in 2015 race	false
Every room in my house has a stained-glass window. maybe i should wash them sometime....	true
What's the difference betweens jews and santa-claus? santa claus comes down the chimney	true
Nsfw why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? to get back at her girlfriend.	true
Every night, i have attractive girls banging on my door and sometimes, i let them out!	true
Supreme court could put a big check on cops who shoot and kill with impunity	false
Just realized i've never axed anyone a question in my whole life.	true
Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that	true
Her: undress me with your words... me: i saw a spider in your bra.	true
Media helps boost donald trump's false claim that 'millions' voted illegally	false
Nomad micro home is easier to assemble than that ikea dresser from college (photos)	false
The fashion advice from our moms that will never go out of style	false
The huge first step toward lgbt equality, but not the last	false
Jeff sessions doubles down on bush-era anti-crime program	false
Meditation tips: does meditation have to be serious?	false
Childhood fears vs. adult fears, in 4 hilarious comics	false
What did mozart and beethoven do whilst in the grave? decompose	true
Courage is like love: it must have hope to nourish it	false
Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. it will be largely symbolic (and artisanal).	true
Jay z sings along to beyoncé during her made in america show because that's what love is	false
What do astronauts put on their toast? space jam.	true
Domhnall gleeson, that 'nasty piece of work' general hux, is one of today's brightest actors	false
Senate republicans are closer than ever to repealing obamacare	false
Who's boss? boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of sh*t...!!	true
These were the first photos to show america's landscapes in all their vivid colors	false
Pennsylvania congressional upset undercuts gop messaging on tax law	false
Yo mama's so ugly even her dildo went limp.	true
How do you make a little girl cry twice. you rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.	true
Christian fashion line is brainchild of former model, kylie bisutti (photos)	false
Wife: have you seen my razor? me: i have not	true
If i was an engineer, i would turn emo. my inventions would be cutting edge	true
Confederate flag supporters indicted under georgia's anti-gang law	false
Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her.	true
Albert einstein's brain: 12 facts about gray matter of scientific genius (photos)	false
Movie review: the best exotic marigold hotel -- for the elderly and beautiful	false
This thanksgiving, thank your gen y's & gen y's, thank your baby boomers	false
Hillary clinton struggles to find footing in unusual race	false
Sheila eddy murdered skylar neese because she 'didn't want to be friends with her anymore'	false
What's brown and sticky? my poster of beyonce.	true
I ejaculated so hard that conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter.	true
Why is depressed clothing so convenient? it hangs itself	true
Illustrators depict the everyday items giving hope to child refugees	false
Why did hitler buy glasses? he could not see.	true
So i got brainfreeze today.. i was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000	true
Boxed wine: because corkscrews are dangerous after the second bottle.	true
In defense of being mary jane and flawed fictional black women	false
High blood pressure associated with declining brain functioning	false
I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me.	true
The countries spending the most on health care	false
Wanda sykes gets right to the point with donald trump diss	false
Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone.	true
Leading german far-right figure ditches party, converts to islam	false
Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally.	true

The one question you should never have to ask while on a date

false

Teaching our kids to deal with rejection and slights

false

'call me by your name' director reveals details on film's sequel

false

While st. louis faces new protests, ferguson is making 'good progress'

false

In world first, mdma will be used to treat alcohol addiction in clinical trial

false

Texas rep. jessica farrar trolls gop by proposing $100 fine for men who masturbate

false

Obamacare enrollment halted by verizon data center crash

false

Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph a: an animal with a long neck

true

Of course my days are numbered.. that's how calendars work.

true

Why amy schumer is your new feminist best friend

false

I'm usually exited for winter... but then i get cold feet.

true

Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras

true

I like my coffee like i like my women... with a big cup size.

true

I bet if jimmy cracked your corn you'd care, you selfish son of a bitch.

true

What do you call an all female traveling band mobile broadband

true

Kodak's short film about 'understanding' will take your breath away

false

Homeless man takes massive risk to save his dog

false

Dear mom: i'm sorry for every mean thing i ever said... about myself

false

In first un address as leader, aung san suu kyi defends efforts on rohingyas

false

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from tyson.

true

In seoul, confusion and apathy surround city's 3,200 bomb shelters

false

Bodies recovered at scene of new york city building explosion

false

Tcu quarterback trevone boykin arrested after allegedly assaulting police officer

false

Your mother's so fat... she listens to jimmy buffet.

true

The only b word women should be called is... is beautiful. bitches love being called beautiful.

true

What do you call an army of toddlers? infant-ry. *insert cringe here*

true

Cesar chavez shines the spotlight on a man virtually ignored by history

false

Five easy ways to detoxify your home without freaking out

false

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!

true

The 50 most powerful coming outs of 2012

false

Americans don't really trust any of the candidates in an international crisis

false

What's adolf hitler's favorite letter? not z, that's for sure.

true

Houston police chief says he's sick of inaction on gun control

false

The iditarod: mushing with the best in the world

false

Wow, there's a 16 percent chance donald trump will be president

false

What is the volume of monica lewinsky's mouth? one us leader

true

Taylor swift gets the best 'welcome' to rhode island ever (photo)

false

Get a bachelor ben engagement ring for less

false

When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent p)

true

Ava duvernay to direct 'the battle of versailles' movie for hbo

false

Tsa rules and regulations - everyone calm down...

false

Israeli military charges soldier with manslaughter in shooting of wounded palestinian assailant

false

Jerry hall chops off her iconic long hair into a lob haircut (photos)

false

'famous food & drinks' by federico mauro is making us feel food feelings (photos)

false

I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good.

true

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? yarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!!!

true

Why is there no windows 9? obviously 789 i would be surprised if you said something else.

true

8 women made history at boston marathon in 1972 --14,000 registered in 2015 race

false

Every room in my house has a stained-glass window. maybe i should wash them sometime....

true

What's the difference betweens jews and santa-claus? santa claus comes down the chimney

true

Nsfw why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? to get back at her girlfriend.

true

Every night, i have attractive girls banging on my door and sometimes, i let them out!

true

Supreme court could put a big check on cops who shoot and kill with impunity

false

Just realized i've never axed anyone a question in my whole life.

true

Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that

true

Her: undress me with your words... me: i saw a spider in your bra.

true

Media helps boost donald trump's false claim that 'millions' voted illegally

false

Nomad micro home is easier to assemble than that ikea dresser from college (photos)

false

The fashion advice from our moms that will never go out of style

false

The huge first step toward lgbt equality, but not the last

false

Jeff sessions doubles down on bush-era anti-crime program

false

Meditation tips: does meditation have to be serious?

false

Childhood fears vs. adult fears, in 4 hilarious comics

false

What did mozart and beethoven do whilst in the grave? decompose

true

Courage is like love: it must have hope to nourish it

false

Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. it will be largely symbolic (and artisanal).

true

Jay z sings along to beyoncé during her made in america show because that's what love is

false

What do astronauts put on their toast? space jam.

true

Domhnall gleeson, that 'nasty piece of work' general hux, is one of today's brightest actors

false

Senate republicans are closer than ever to repealing obamacare

false

Who's boss? boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of sh*t...!!

true

These were the first photos to show america's landscapes in all their vivid colors

false

Pennsylvania congressional upset undercuts gop messaging on tax law

false

Yo mama's so ugly even her dildo went limp.

true

How do you make a little girl cry twice. you rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

true

Christian fashion line is brainchild of former model, kylie bisutti (photos)

false

Wife: have you seen my razor? me: i have not

true

If i was an engineer, i would turn emo. my inventions would be cutting edge

true

Confederate flag supporters indicted under georgia's anti-gang law

false

Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her.

true

Albert einstein's brain: 12 facts about gray matter of scientific genius (photos)

false

Movie review: the best exotic marigold hotel -- for the elderly and beautiful

false

This thanksgiving, thank your gen y's & gen y's, thank your baby boomers

false

Hillary clinton struggles to find footing in unusual race

false

Sheila eddy murdered skylar neese because she 'didn't want to be friends with her anymore'

false

What's brown and sticky? my poster of beyonce.

true

I ejaculated so hard that conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter.

true

Why is depressed clothing so convenient? it hangs itself

true

Illustrators depict the everyday items giving hope to child refugees

false

Why did hitler buy glasses? he could not see.

true

So i got brainfreeze today.. i was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000

true

Boxed wine: because corkscrews are dangerous after the second bottle.

true

In defense of being mary jane and flawed fictional black women

false

High blood pressure associated with declining brain functioning

false

I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me.

true

The countries spending the most on health care

false

Wanda sykes gets right to the point with donald trump diss

false

Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone.

true

Leading german far-right figure ditches party, converts to islam

false

Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally.

true