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What do you call it when a baby tells you off? a fedis. | true |
Cruise review: the msc yacht club: a ship within a ship | false |
We're getting closer to leaving home without phones, and this thing is the key | false |
Atheists join hindus, vegans, satanists in asking for state capitol monument | false |
An aligned life: prince, queerness and softcore porn (video) | false |
There will be only 7 planets left after i destroy uranus | true |
One of the best shows on tv is a true-crime miniseries | false |
Evidence for value of autism treatment in teens is weak, report finds | false |
Move over fantasy dad: this father's day i celebrate my real dad | false |
Meet the folksiest man in the u.s. senate | false |
I have a great ebola joke! you probably won't get it | true |
Will i live to see 90? you just did. | true |
Why was the motorcycle going so slow? because it was two tired! | true |
Jimmy kimmel slams gop with the least sincere apology ever | false |
Regular sex makes your day. butt sex makes your hole weak. | true |
Emotional cheating and lesbian couples: why it's an issue | false |
The daily szep -- caricature of mayor castro | false |
My guitar e string broke... on another note, the d string is fine! | true |
'santa army' takes over yard in this extreme christmas decoration display seen on reddit (photo) | false |
Naming your child roger is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio. | true |
What did the pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? egyptian dummies. | true |
Israel: soldier thought captured is dead, more fighting imminent | false |
The instagram romance that will make you believe in true love | false |
Why does a milking stool only have three legs? because the cow has the udder. | true |
Why you can't find what you're looking for | false |
Bishop t.d. jakes and deepak chopra on living from the core | false |
The truth about florida's substance use disorder treatment industry | false |
What do chinese people call chinese food? food. | true |
North korea warns of 'merciless' strikes as u.s. carrier joins military drills | false |
Body worlds pulse: why actually seeing health ills can motivate better living | false |
The craigslist ad trump should post to find a new campaign manager | false |
I think the lady at the movies is shushing me, but i can't tell because i'm eating doritos. | true |
Trump responds to paul manafort charges — by making it about 'crooked hillary' | false |
Photo of couple married 60 years shows what true devotion really looks like | false |
The 7 worst wine storage mistakes you can make, and how to fix them | false |
What do you call santa living at the south pole? a lost clause. | true |
What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? a private tooter. | true |
Why did the irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? because any more would be too farty. | true |
A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... (http://imgur.com/hwgg6mm) | true |
How you can look like rihanna for $80 | false |
'fleur de coin' home in summit, new jersey is a spectacular colonial perched on a hill (photos) | false |
Why do women fake orgasms? because they think men actually care if they cum. | true |
Advocates for father and son imprisoned in iran appeal to un for help | false |
Wanna hear a joke about my dick? never mind, its too long. | true |
Some of my best friends are probably gay | false |
There are more americans that have married kim kardashian than the number of americans with ebola. | true |
'three-gift christmas' parents try to bring some reason to the season | false |
Melania trump tweets about recovery month, but words aren’t going to stop addiction. | false |
Mike tyson wanted me to add him online but i couldn't find him on faithbook.com | true |
Why would you never starve in the desert? because of all the sandwiches there. | true |
I lost a roomba in my apartment. don't ask me to babysit. | true |
Tales from the autism spectrum: my friend amberdawn... | false |
Never hide regular cocaine in your butt charges will get elevated to possession of crack cocaine | true |
Few latino kids attend catholic schools - here's why | false |
Genetic variant linked to stress could also play role in heart attack risk | false |
Why didn't bungie stick with halo? because it wasn't their destiny. | true |
Fighting tobacco marketing and boosting vaccinations key to curbing cancer, report says | false |
Harrison ford to unveil 'star wars' plans for disney's theme parks | false |
Immigrants' kids stage heartbreaking protest at white house | false |
Here's a post office joke nevermind, you'll probably never get it. | true |
Scapegoats, saints and saturated fats: old mistakes in new directions | false |
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? i'm excited to see how they turn out. | true |
These powerful signs illustrate the true diversity of the #blacklivesmatter movement | false |
I have the email that hillary sent donald congratulating him on his victory | true |
If a man says something in the forest, and no women hear him is he still wrong? | true |
What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty. | true |
The gop has a wily plan to keep you from learning about trump's cabinet picks | false |
Trump and kim jong un likely to meet next month in singapore | false |
Sorry i interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance | true |
Juliet: yo i'm dead romeo: same juliet: or am i... | true |
Hurricane joaquin could hit new york early next week | false |
What is the longest word? smiles... it has a mile between the two 's's | true |
Civil engineer: ok let's build stuff. uncivil engineer: *smashes popsicle stick bridge* | true |
Q: how can you tell if a violin is out of tune? a: the bow is moving. | true |
Someone threw a bottle of omega-3 pills at me today luckily my injuries were mostly super fish-oil. | true |
How would you have done on the first sat ever? | false |
Gambia president yahya jammeh to stay in office for 3 more months, despite losing election | false |
Arizona republican still wants 2010 law to ban all ethnic studies | false |
Republicans welcome donald trump to washington with open arms, warts and all | false |
That chinese tattoo on your neck must be the symbol for unemployment. | true |
Black women booted from napa valley wine train file lawsuit | false |
Justin bieber forgot the words to ariana grande's song as he joined her onstage | false |
Why lady pop stars have no time for slacker anthems | false |
Blast inside cairo's coptic cathedral kills at least 25 people | false |
I wonder if the earth teases other planets for having no life. | true |
'daily show' calls out trump's double standard on politicizing terror attacks | false |
A buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says make me one with everything. | true |
I was sailing a yacht with my stomach, abseiling | true |
Moses was the first person to use control-c as a shortcut | true |
America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one. | true |
Celebrity weight loss 2012: the best success stories of the year | false |
Martese johnson, black virginia student bloodied during arrest, files $3 million suit | false |
What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? a condescending con descending | true |
Why was hitler bad with directions? because three reichs don't make a left. | true |
Report: jared kushner had undisclosed contacts with russian envoy | false |
Some say money talks mine just says goodbye | true |
Adam levine and behati prinsloo share adorable first photo of daughter dusty rose | false |
Loser.com trolls donald trump by redirecting to his wikipedia page | false |
You asked if you could pet her, not if she bites, megan. | true |
The fourth of july sale items you need to shop right now | false |
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