CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Sodastream source, designed by yves béhar, features an eco-friendly soda maker product	false
How do you say vaseline in german? vienerslidein	true
For what i assume is a gambling channel, bet sure has a lot of black people.	true
What this sleep-deprived mom's selfie says about parenting	false
Why don't people like gay soccer players? they score against their own team.	true
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? a search warren!	true
Questions about 'fast & furious 7' raised after paul walker tragedy	false
College can be a lot like prison sometimes it's easier to get into if you're black.	true
World order could hinge on solving the climate crisis, security experts warn	false
So did you guys hear about the weather in gotham city? it's cloudy with a chance of bane.	true
You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? the story about why you got it.	true
Discovering that grace is more powerful than glory	false
Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.	true
Jury moves closer to death penalty in james holmes trial	false
How do chinese people laugh over the internet? lmao zedong	true
Kim jong un pal dennis rodman reportedly heading to north korea	false
Google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic	true
New 'american horror story' promo supports a crazy, elaborate fan theory on season 6 theme	false
How salma hayek's new film 'kahlil gibran's the prophet' brings together 'all religions'	false
I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.	true
Putin says he's ready to cooperate with trump	false
The only chocolate cake recipe you'll ever need	false
Why did the blonde stare at the ford? it said focus.	true
Why do black people where baggy pants? 'cause they're knee grows!	true
Trying to find the light at the end of the depression tunnel	false
See the magical character posters for 'alice through the looking glass'	false
Watch reese witherspoon & sofia vergara lip sync 'party in the usa'	false
Sandy hook parents hit alex jones with defamation lawsuits	false
Indie folk band responds to nc's anti-queer law in an amazing way	false
What do you call a dog with no legs? doesn't matter. he can't come anyways.	true
Hey everyone. i created a new word today. plagiarism.	true
Laurie hernandez just scored her first endorsement deal	false
My therapist says i have a preoccupation with vengeance... we'll see about that.	true
Why did walmart go out of business in iraq? because there are too many targets.	true
Woman in heroin deaths panicky then calm, police say	false
A tale of two animals: different outcomes, both funny!	false
Caught on tape: plane lands in busy intersection during rush hour	false
I just put a girl in the hospital. i'm in charge of hiring new nurses.	true
What you're feeling, republicans, is the ghost of ted kennedy's nuts on your chin.	true
Gop senators run, hide to avoid questions over supreme court blockade	false
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. it's like a tattoo that yells at you	true
See the cast of 'the hunger games' grow up before your very eyes	false
Inside a maximum security prison's production of 'the wiz'	false
Why can't the world's best military win its wars?	false
Best love poem roses are red, violets are blue, i'm bad at poetry, date me	true
My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out	true
Day 16: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women	false
Forgive me father for i have sinned, this is my fourth slice of pizza	true
New documentary 'making a killing' shows how to prevent suicides by gun	false
Why can't a blonde count to 70? because 69 is always a mouthful.	true
Why are mexicans bad at uno? they steal all the green cards.	true
What do you call two gay black guys? an oreo cookie.	true
Alexander wang's fall hair & makeup tapped into our inner tomboy (photos)	false
North carolina republican urges people to 'keep our state straight'	false
The ultimate fall wardrobe: luxury looks for less	false
What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? throw in the laundry.	true
35 must-have rainy day survival items for toddlers (and what to do with them)	false
As amtrak booms, new rail hubs emerge (photos)	false
Outdoor company cotopaxi puts its money where its heart is	false
Demographics of murder suspect's police department tell familiar story	false
What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? nice log rhythms	true
Daddy long legs are the nba players of spiders.	true
Grizzly bear takes a swing at this guy's camera	false
The bipartisan health care solution that keeps dying in congress	false
11 men are trying to get out of gitmo by using trump's own words against him	false
Ever hear the joke about the 3 irish guys who left the pub? no? neither have i.	true
How many new states will america get when trump is elected? one. denial.	true
You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? i hear he's all right now.	true
I saw a prius crash into a subaru outback the other day... there was granola everywhere.	true
Welder turned whole-hog bbq expert fires up smoky cue in savannah	false
My horse had a win at the races today. fuck knows how he filled in the betting slip.	true
Where do people live the longest? - weather.com	false
What do you call an atheist cartoon? fedora the explorer	true
Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time ~benjamin franklin (i think.)	true
Airbnb hires eric holder to help combat discrimination on platform	false
Wall street doesn’t believe elon musk can produce 500,000 cars by 2018	false
First-born kids may have higher diabetes risk, study finds	false
Trump’s team appears to be going after the state department's climate work, too	false
How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? me...........owwwwww!!	true
I don't understand swimming. you don't see fish going for a walk.	true
How to make pickleback shot glasses from real pickles	false
5 ways to make long-haul flights that much easier	false
Cat abandoned on street corner with his litter box	false
Obama kiss: the best smooches from the presidential inauguration (photos)	false
If beethoven's music had base in it... he would be basethoven.	true
How much does a birdhouse cost? i don't know the exact price but i know they're pretty cheep	true
The 9 biggest (and most common) interior painting mistakes...and how to avoid them (photos)	false
Feminists demand paris sex doll brothel be shut for fueling rape fantasies	false
How to farm in your big city apartment	false
'feud' reminds us 50-year-old struggles for hollywood women are still exhaustingly relevant	false
Former apple engineer describes domestic abuse in chilling courtroom statement	false
Every woman has an inbox. she carries it with her just in case she gets male.	true
Michelle obama keeps it going in naeem khan at national prayer service, white house tour (photos)	false
What does a baby computer call it's father? data. credit: her (movie).	true
I was blessed with a rather large penis. that's when my local priest was arrested.	true
My preferred method of birth control is mood-killing repetitive dvd menu.	true
The airline fee hater's guide to the skies	false
Julianne moore's take on aging is the best we've heard yet	false
I went to a seafood disco last week i ended up pulling a mussel.	true
Papa john's, a major nfl sponsor, is standing by peyton manning	false

Sodastream source, designed by yves béhar, features an eco-friendly soda maker product

false

How do you say vaseline in german? vienerslidein

true

For what i assume is a gambling channel, bet sure has a lot of black people.

true

What this sleep-deprived mom's selfie says about parenting

false

Why don't people like gay soccer players? they score against their own team.

true

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? a search warren!

true

Questions about 'fast & furious 7' raised after paul walker tragedy

false

College can be a lot like prison sometimes it's easier to get into if you're black.

true

World order could hinge on solving the climate crisis, security experts warn

false

So did you guys hear about the weather in gotham city? it's cloudy with a chance of bane.

true

You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? the story about why you got it.

true

Discovering that grace is more powerful than glory

false

Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.

true

Jury moves closer to death penalty in james holmes trial

false

How do chinese people laugh over the internet? lmao zedong

true

Kim jong un pal dennis rodman reportedly heading to north korea

false

Google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic

true

New 'american horror story' promo supports a crazy, elaborate fan theory on season 6 theme

false

How salma hayek's new film 'kahlil gibran's the prophet' brings together 'all religions'

false

I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.

true

Putin says he's ready to cooperate with trump

false

The only chocolate cake recipe you'll ever need

false

Why did the blonde stare at the ford? it said focus.

true

Why do black people where baggy pants? 'cause they're knee grows!

true

Trying to find the light at the end of the depression tunnel

false

See the magical character posters for 'alice through the looking glass'

false

Watch reese witherspoon & sofia vergara lip sync 'party in the usa'

false

Sandy hook parents hit alex jones with defamation lawsuits

false

Indie folk band responds to nc's anti-queer law in an amazing way

false

What do you call a dog with no legs? doesn't matter. he can't come anyways.

true

Hey everyone. i created a new word today. plagiarism.

true

Laurie hernandez just scored her first endorsement deal

false

My therapist says i have a preoccupation with vengeance... we'll see about that.

true

Why did walmart go out of business in iraq? because there are too many targets.

true

Woman in heroin deaths panicky then calm, police say

false

A tale of two animals: different outcomes, both funny!

false

Caught on tape: plane lands in busy intersection during rush hour

false

I just put a girl in the hospital. i'm in charge of hiring new nurses.

true

What you're feeling, republicans, is the ghost of ted kennedy's nuts on your chin.

true

Gop senators run, hide to avoid questions over supreme court blockade

false

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. it's like a tattoo that yells at you

true

See the cast of 'the hunger games' grow up before your very eyes

false

Inside a maximum security prison's production of 'the wiz'

false

Why can't the world's best military win its wars?

false

Best love poem roses are red, violets are blue, i'm bad at poetry, date me

true

My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out

true

Day 16: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women

false

Forgive me father for i have sinned, this is my fourth slice of pizza

true

New documentary 'making a killing' shows how to prevent suicides by gun

false

Why can't a blonde count to 70? because 69 is always a mouthful.

true

Why are mexicans bad at uno? they steal all the green cards.

true

What do you call two gay black guys? an oreo cookie.

true

Alexander wang's fall hair & makeup tapped into our inner tomboy (photos)

false

North carolina republican urges people to 'keep our state straight'

false

The ultimate fall wardrobe: luxury looks for less

false

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? throw in the laundry.

true

35 must-have rainy day survival items for toddlers (and what to do with them)

false

As amtrak booms, new rail hubs emerge (photos)

false

Outdoor company cotopaxi puts its money where its heart is

false

Demographics of murder suspect's police department tell familiar story

false

What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? nice log rhythms

true

Daddy long legs are the nba players of spiders.

true

Grizzly bear takes a swing at this guy's camera

false

The bipartisan health care solution that keeps dying in congress

false

11 men are trying to get out of gitmo by using trump's own words against him

false

Ever hear the joke about the 3 irish guys who left the pub? no? neither have i.

true

How many new states will america get when trump is elected? one. denial.

true

You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? i hear he's all right now.

true

I saw a prius crash into a subaru outback the other day... there was granola everywhere.

true

Welder turned whole-hog bbq expert fires up smoky cue in savannah

false

My horse had a win at the races today. fuck knows how he filled in the betting slip.

true

Where do people live the longest? - weather.com

false

What do you call an atheist cartoon? fedora the explorer

true

Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time ~benjamin franklin (i think.)

true

Airbnb hires eric holder to help combat discrimination on platform

false

Wall street doesn’t believe elon musk can produce 500,000 cars by 2018

false

First-born kids may have higher diabetes risk, study finds

false

Trump’s team appears to be going after the state department's climate work, too

false

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? me...........owwwwww!!

true

I don't understand swimming. you don't see fish going for a walk.

true

How to make pickleback shot glasses from real pickles

false

5 ways to make long-haul flights that much easier

false

Cat abandoned on street corner with his litter box

false

Obama kiss: the best smooches from the presidential inauguration (photos)

false

If beethoven's music had base in it... he would be basethoven.

true

How much does a birdhouse cost? i don't know the exact price but i know they're pretty cheep

true

The 9 biggest (and most common) interior painting mistakes...and how to avoid them (photos)

false

Feminists demand paris sex doll brothel be shut for fueling rape fantasies

false

How to farm in your big city apartment

false

'feud' reminds us 50-year-old struggles for hollywood women are still exhaustingly relevant

false

Former apple engineer describes domestic abuse in chilling courtroom statement

false

Every woman has an inbox. she carries it with her just in case she gets male.

true

Michelle obama keeps it going in naeem khan at national prayer service, white house tour (photos)

false

What does a baby computer call it's father? data. credit: her (movie).

true

I was blessed with a rather large penis. that's when my local priest was arrested.

true

My preferred method of birth control is mood-killing repetitive dvd menu.

true

The airline fee hater's guide to the skies

false

Julianne moore's take on aging is the best we've heard yet

false

I went to a seafood disco last week i ended up pulling a mussel.

true

Papa john's, a major nfl sponsor, is standing by peyton manning

false