CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Taraji p. henson hopes 'proud mary' will put more black leading ladies in action films	false
Elon musk's estranged father has child with stepdaughter, says it's 'god's plan'	false
What do you call a deer that likes rain? a rain-deer. i know it's terrible.	true
Splitting the cost of the engagement ring? readers weigh in on new trend	false
Poet's ode to refugees offers the world some much-needed perspective	false
Medicine and self-discovery: part ii of a q&a with dr. victoria sweet	false
'your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my kfc	true
The real winner at this year’s academy awards was #oscarssowhite	false
So why is it called the funny bone? becase it's attached to your humerus	true
The number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? did i miss something?	true
How many south americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a brazillian.	true
Lotus recipes: how to cook the crunchy, starchy root (photos)	false
Kim kardashian reportedly resumes filming on 'keeping up with the kardashians'	false
Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do i have to die here?	true
How can you open a banana? with a monkey!	true
Hannity flips out: mueller probe 'is a direct threat to this american republic'	false
Missing 'x-men' producer found safe after tipster contacts huffpost	false
Massive wildfire engulfs tennessee resort towns, kills 3	false
Man brought gun to school shooting, wanted to protect sister	false
7 family vacation bargains to snag right now	false
I really hope the word sodomized doesn't appear in my autopsy report.	true
The only yoga poses you can do as a mom	false
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? he was the last of his race!	true
Beyoncé blows us away on our best-dressed list this week (photos)	false
I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #punyourjob	true
South dakota tribe to open nation's first marijuana resort	false
Putting captions in the wrong place you know what i hate the most...?	true
I keep fixing my door every time my british friend leaves he always brexit.	true
Viola davis, james corden and emma stone make time's 100 most influential people list	false
Shooting in paris kills police officer on champs elysées	false
I like my women like i like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke	true
Why did mickey mouse get shot in the foxhole? because donald ducked.	true
A-sides with jon chattman: full devil jacket's josh brown talks of bones and rebirth	false
A mosque in rhode island was vandalized after the nice attacks	false
Jessica kincaid lost 84 pounds and found happiness	false
Five out of six people agree russian roulette is completely safe.	true
What hangs at a man's thigh, and wants to poke the hole it's often poked before? a key.	true
I just won an award for my hairdressing skills. best newcomber	true
Entertaining violence: a day of blood, guts, and guns, all for fun!	false
Putin will undoubtedly win re-election. but he has plenty to be nervous about.	false
What do rednecks do on halloween? pump kin	true
If straight people use tinder, what do germans use? hitler	true
Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating.	true
You know, people are a lot like snow... if you pee on them, they go away!	true
What i want to be able to tell my children about their next president	false
Supreme court could decide political fate of 3.5 million puerto ricans	false
Learn how to cook thanksgiving dinner with a drone	false
This oxygen mask is bullshit. i don't look like oxygen at all.	true
Woman added cleaning solution to co-workers' coffee machine for weeks, police say	false
These moms share their amazing story about adding another member to their family	false
Jajajajajajaja is either a mexican laughing or a german having sex.	true
Queen's speech 2012: her majesty opens state parliament in variety of blinged-out crowns (photos)	false
Prosecutor releases enhanced footage of tamir rice shooting	false
The first rule of alzheimer's club is don't talk about chess club	true
Robin thicke tries to win back paula patton onstage	false
Nancy reagan's disappointing legacy on lgbtq and aids	false
Do you know why kim jong un executes everyone he doesn't like? because he doesn't have a seoul.	true
The global search for education: student loan solution will come	false
Two wrongs don't make a right but two wrights can make a plane.	true
Cheeky video explains the entire universe in just over 4 minutes	false
Achieve the effortlessly chic look -- redhead style!	false
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 4	false
My alcohol addiction was so bad i used to drink hand sanitiser! im clean now!	true
In ohio, a spelling error could cost you your vote	false
Friday's morning email: the olympic tale of two simones	false
What do lesbians cook for dinner? nothing; they eat out!	true
Ready for their close-up: 4 hometown b&b's of oscar nominees	false
A lot of people tell me i look like a blind channing tatum i don't see it	true
Queer as punk: 11 queer icons of punk rock	false
What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? cancer.	true
If i get married i want my last name to be hyphenated. mr. and mrs. hyphenated.	true
The oscar poll for new parents who haven't seen any of the movies	false
Fashion whip: what to wear to your holiday party (at the white house or otherwise!)	false
Gop congressmen face angry constituents after targeting planned parenthood	false
An open letter to the guy who told me i wasn't sexy enough	false
Study uncovers surprising increase in falls among older people	false
Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.	true
What sea said to the beach... nothing it only wave	true
My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. i prefer to call it drama filtering.	true
Girl, 8, is youngest person accepted to this university, thanks to powerful viral video	false
You've never seen the civil rights movement captured like this	false
I wonder if bruce wayne ever wears a batman t-shirt.	true
Wish i wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated.	true
Ohio state attacker may have been inspired by overseas militants, fbi says	false
Nyt public editor: have we given bernie sanders the short shrift?	false
What do romulans and vulcans do with their high school drop outs? send them to barber school.	true
Russia’s anti-gay policies keeping some fans away from the world cup	false
Son: dad, am i adopted? not yet. we still haven't found anyone who wants you.	true
How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb? probably one but you can't generalise.	true
What do you called being pepper sprayed at uc davis? occupational hazard.	true
Jpmorgan faces increased legal threat following 'london whale' scandal, experts say	false
So i took a bite of a hoagie that wasn't mine... oops wrong sub.	true
'alone in the game' shows biggest hurdles for lgbtq athletes exist off the field	false
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? it slipped a disk.	true
Exclusive: there is more to motherhood than a post-baby bod	false
37 perfect tweets from women about the 2016 emmys	false
What do you call an emo band without any jewish members? fall out goy	true
The powerful new play breaking the silence about sexual violence	false
Students who interrupted hillary clinton: 'rhetoric is not enough. we need to see action'	false
Saturn rings' age estimated at over 4 billion years old	false

Taraji p. henson hopes 'proud mary' will put more black leading ladies in action films

false

Elon musk's estranged father has child with stepdaughter, says it's 'god's plan'

false

What do you call a deer that likes rain? a rain-deer. i know it's terrible.

true

Splitting the cost of the engagement ring? readers weigh in on new trend

false

Poet's ode to refugees offers the world some much-needed perspective

false

Medicine and self-discovery: part ii of a q&a with dr. victoria sweet

false

'your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my kfc

true

The real winner at this year’s academy awards was #oscarssowhite

false

So why is it called the funny bone? becase it's attached to your humerus

true

The number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? did i miss something?

true

How many south americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? a brazillian.

true

Lotus recipes: how to cook the crunchy, starchy root (photos)

false

Kim kardashian reportedly resumes filming on 'keeping up with the kardashians'

false

Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do i have to die here?

true

How can you open a banana? with a monkey!

true

Hannity flips out: mueller probe 'is a direct threat to this american republic'

false

Missing 'x-men' producer found safe after tipster contacts huffpost

false

Massive wildfire engulfs tennessee resort towns, kills 3

false

Man brought gun to school shooting, wanted to protect sister

false

7 family vacation bargains to snag right now

false

I really hope the word sodomized doesn't appear in my autopsy report.

true

The only yoga poses you can do as a mom

false

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? he was the last of his race!

true

Beyoncé blows us away on our best-dressed list this week (photos)

false

I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #punyourjob

true

South dakota tribe to open nation's first marijuana resort

false

Putting captions in the wrong place you know what i hate the most...?

true

I keep fixing my door every time my british friend leaves he always brexit.

true

Viola davis, james corden and emma stone make time's 100 most influential people list

false

Shooting in paris kills police officer on champs elysées

false

I like my women like i like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke

true

Why did mickey mouse get shot in the foxhole? because donald ducked.

true

A-sides with jon chattman: full devil jacket's josh brown talks of bones and rebirth

false

A mosque in rhode island was vandalized after the nice attacks

false

Jessica kincaid lost 84 pounds and found happiness

false

Five out of six people agree russian roulette is completely safe.

true

What hangs at a man's thigh, and wants to poke the hole it's often poked before? a key.

true

I just won an award for my hairdressing skills. best newcomber

true

Entertaining violence: a day of blood, guts, and guns, all for fun!

false

Putin will undoubtedly win re-election. but he has plenty to be nervous about.

false

What do rednecks do on halloween? pump kin

true

If straight people use tinder, what do germans use? hitler

true

Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating.

true

You know, people are a lot like snow... if you pee on them, they go away!

true

What i want to be able to tell my children about their next president

false

Supreme court could decide political fate of 3.5 million puerto ricans

false

Learn how to cook thanksgiving dinner with a drone

false

This oxygen mask is bullshit. i don't look like oxygen at all.

true

Woman added cleaning solution to co-workers' coffee machine for weeks, police say

false

These moms share their amazing story about adding another member to their family

false

Jajajajajajaja is either a mexican laughing or a german having sex.

true

Queen's speech 2012: her majesty opens state parliament in variety of blinged-out crowns (photos)

false

Prosecutor releases enhanced footage of tamir rice shooting

false

The first rule of alzheimer's club is don't talk about chess club

true

Robin thicke tries to win back paula patton onstage

false

Nancy reagan's disappointing legacy on lgbtq and aids

false

Do you know why kim jong un executes everyone he doesn't like? because he doesn't have a seoul.

true

The global search for education: student loan solution will come

false

Two wrongs don't make a right but two wrights can make a plane.

true

Cheeky video explains the entire universe in just over 4 minutes

false

Achieve the effortlessly chic look -- redhead style!

false

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 4

false

My alcohol addiction was so bad i used to drink hand sanitiser! im clean now!

true

In ohio, a spelling error could cost you your vote

false

Friday's morning email: the olympic tale of two simones

false

What do lesbians cook for dinner? nothing; they eat out!

true

Ready for their close-up: 4 hometown b&b's of oscar nominees

false

A lot of people tell me i look like a blind channing tatum i don't see it

true

Queer as punk: 11 queer icons of punk rock

false

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? cancer.

true

If i get married i want my last name to be hyphenated. mr. and mrs. hyphenated.

true

The oscar poll for new parents who haven't seen any of the movies

false

Fashion whip: what to wear to your holiday party (at the white house or otherwise!)

false

Gop congressmen face angry constituents after targeting planned parenthood

false

An open letter to the guy who told me i wasn't sexy enough

false

Study uncovers surprising increase in falls among older people

false

Keep your friends close and your enemies in the trunk of your car.

true

What sea said to the beach... nothing it only wave

true

My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. i prefer to call it drama filtering.

true

Girl, 8, is youngest person accepted to this university, thanks to powerful viral video

false

You've never seen the civil rights movement captured like this

false

I wonder if bruce wayne ever wears a batman t-shirt.

true

Wish i wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated.

true

Ohio state attacker may have been inspired by overseas militants, fbi says

false

Nyt public editor: have we given bernie sanders the short shrift?

false

What do romulans and vulcans do with their high school drop outs? send them to barber school.

true

Russia’s anti-gay policies keeping some fans away from the world cup

false

Son: dad, am i adopted? not yet. we still haven't found anyone who wants you.

true

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb? probably one but you can't generalise.

true

What do you called being pepper sprayed at uc davis? occupational hazard.

true

Jpmorgan faces increased legal threat following 'london whale' scandal, experts say

false

So i took a bite of a hoagie that wasn't mine... oops wrong sub.

true

'alone in the game' shows biggest hurdles for lgbtq athletes exist off the field

false

What happened when the computer fell on the floor? it slipped a disk.

true

Exclusive: there is more to motherhood than a post-baby bod

false

37 perfect tweets from women about the 2016 emmys

false

What do you call an emo band without any jewish members? fall out goy

true

The powerful new play breaking the silence about sexual violence

false

Students who interrupted hillary clinton: 'rhetoric is not enough. we need to see action'

false

Saturn rings' age estimated at over 4 billion years old

false