CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Dean foods ex-chairman, pro gambler charged with insider trading	false
More than 130 bodies recovered from migrant boat capsized off egypt	false
Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past	true
Will arnold schwarzenegger run for the senate to battle donald trump?	false
Whats got two legs and bleeds? half a dog!	true
Norman rockwell birthday: 10 things you didn't know about the great american artist (photos)	false
Is mediation about reaching the same result in a more efficient and economical manner?	false
This cam newton touchdown pass is almost too precise to believe	false
40 unique wedding dresses you can buy online	false
Greg little touchdown: browns wr making incredible juggling catch for td against colts (video)	false
A woman made a book about gardening.. her name was theresa green.	true
What does james bond say after a heavy workout? i would like to have whey. shaken, not stirred.	true
So i guess these brazillian jokes aren't happening neymar?	true
Europe agrees to defense plan after trump victory rattles leaders	false
'love & hip hop' star amara la negra shuts down trolls saying she's in blackface	false
Rumi, vedic wisdom and happy days converge in emad asfoury's duality	false
A jewish man walks into a bakery and he asks, how much does the challah cost?.	true
Woman alleges rapper young lo raped her while she was trapped in chris brown's home	false
Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins	true
Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you.	true
I would ask you how old you are but i know you can't count that high.	true
Robert reich warns a 'dark cloud of illegitimacy' hangs over trump's presidency	false
What do you call a girl in georgia that can outrun her brothers? a virgin.	true
I've kept my new year's resolutions. 1680x1050 and 1280x800.	true
John lewis on selma march, 52 years later: 'i thought i was going to die'	false
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he's a fucking skeleton. he's dead and shit.	true
Tip of the day: if you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.	true
Vanessa safie learned to find balance and lost 74 pounds	false
If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck.	true
Kourtney kardashian shares adorable photo with baby reign	false
Donald trump's changed tone doesn't mean policy change, top aide says	false
Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo.	true
Hans liberg, cabaret performer, has the coolest log cabin studio ever (video)	false
Apple to buy shazam amid rumors it will phase out itunes downloads	false
Note to self: in future, put stripper in novelty oversized cake after baking.	true
Today i called the rape help line... but apparently it's just meant for the victims.	true
What political party entices most gorillas? the treepublican party!	true
Test post, do not click. you suck at following directions.	true
Khloe kardashian and scott disick take a bath together	false
Putting the health of young mothers first: key to stopping aids	false
Why did frodo set his phone to vibrate? he was afraid the ring would give him away.	true
Plight of stateless child shines light on cuba and south africa's citizenship dispute	false
Larry nassar’s boss accused of assaulting students in practice exam	false
Saw my mate wanking today oops that was meant to say 'wayne king', damn auto correct.	true
Iman looking fierce, long before david bowie (photo)	false
Watch: samuel l. jackson recites famous 'pulp fiction' speech	false
Growing discount airlines learn the hard way you can't leave workers behind	false
Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...it wasnt humerus	true
So i beat a russian grand master once. with his own cane.	true
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? gravi-tea !	true
We bet you forgot about the general foods international coffee commercials (videos)	false
Supreme court obsesses over death again in 'wichita massacre' cases	false
Ever wonder why african dating agencies are so successful? the clients always click	true
What does a german say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? danke	true
What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache? i falafel.	true
Nsfw: what's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass.	true
Levar burton: being a black man in america is 'still a dangerous experience'	false
What do eggs do for fun? they crack jokes.	true
Receptionist: uh sir. this is for pregnant women me: i just want to see my burrito again	true
Killing enemies give you xp but killing level 0 enemies is pointless.	true
Suicide bomber disguised as cop attacks police training camp in mogadishu, killing 15	false
What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? here's mine: women are more holy than men.	true
Frank sinatra's apartment at 530 east 72nd street on sale for $7.7 million (photos)	false
House republicans report progress on an immigration deal	false
As promised, tiffany haddish re-wore her white 'snl' gown at the oscars	false
Gays, put your gay money where your gay mouths are	false
Pete rose’s thoughts on head injuries are irresponsible and dangerous	false
What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? incontinent	true
How ring nebula formed provides insight to sun's demise in around 5 billion years (video)	false
What does a cynical irishman drink? whiskey sour	true
Harry reid blasts fbi director james comey over handling of clinton email probe	false
Beauty ads are still making the same promises they did 50 years ago	false
Donald trump has written a lot of books but they all ended with chapter 11	true
What is 6.9? a really good time ruined by a period.	true
Trump told friends ‘you all just got a lot richer’ from tax bill: report	false
I'm not scratching my balls i'm petting my crabs	true
Cute kid note of the day: thalia's rap	false
The barman said, we don't serve particles faster than light. a tachyon walked into the bar.	true
Conservatives dismiss pope on climate change, warn of immigrant 'anarchy'	false
A cruise officer's perspective on how ships could be safer	false
How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an axe	true
What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? snow balls!	true
Hillary campaign releases footage proving that she is in perfect health	false
French skier booted from olympics after angry remarks about teammates	false
Google kicks off winter olympics with vibrant 'snow games' doodle	false
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? a pool table.	true
Prayer: don't give god instructions -- just report for duty!	true
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? ask hugh hefner.	true
Grant acord, oregon school bomb suspect, had 'detailed checklist: cops	false
Oprah is magical in the first trailer for 'a wrinkle in time'	false
Bill kristol: rand paul 'is totally overrated' for 2016	false
Be bold! 6 ways to use color daringly	false
I can see 4 years into the future 20/20 vision	true
How is a pirate like a trumpet player? they both murder on the high c's.	true
I have diabetes.... there's no sugar coating it.	true
Cringe-worthy video shows what not to do when you match your colleague	false
What is snoop dogg's favorite note? high g.	true
I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but i just went to the gas station.	true
Gabe newell! gabe newell lived from 1962 until half-life 3, confirmed!	true
30 signs your kid is turning into a hipster	false

Dean foods ex-chairman, pro gambler charged with insider trading

false

More than 130 bodies recovered from migrant boat capsized off egypt

false

Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past

true

Will arnold schwarzenegger run for the senate to battle donald trump?

false

Whats got two legs and bleeds? half a dog!

true

Norman rockwell birthday: 10 things you didn't know about the great american artist (photos)

false

Is mediation about reaching the same result in a more efficient and economical manner?

false

This cam newton touchdown pass is almost too precise to believe

false

40 unique wedding dresses you can buy online

false

Greg little touchdown: browns wr making incredible juggling catch for td against colts (video)

false

A woman made a book about gardening.. her name was *theresa green*.

true

What does james bond say after a heavy workout? i would like to have whey. shaken, not stirred.

true

So i guess these brazillian jokes aren't happening neymar?

true

Europe agrees to defense plan after trump victory rattles leaders

false

'love & hip hop' star amara la negra shuts down trolls saying she's in blackface

false

Rumi, vedic wisdom and happy days converge in emad asfoury's duality

false

A jewish man walks into a bakery and he asks, how much does the challah cost?.

true

Woman alleges rapper young lo raped her while she was trapped in chris brown's home

false

Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins

true

Apparently you can't just drop your ex off at the morgue just cause they are dead to you.

true

I would ask you how old you are but i know you can't count that high.

true

Robert reich warns a 'dark cloud of illegitimacy' hangs over trump's presidency

false

What do you call a girl in georgia that can outrun her brothers? a virgin.

true

I've kept my new year's resolutions. 1680x1050 and 1280x800.

true

John lewis on selma march, 52 years later: 'i thought i was going to die'

false

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he's a fucking skeleton. he's dead and shit.

true

Tip of the day: if you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes.

true

Vanessa safie learned to find balance and lost 74 pounds

false

If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck.

true

Kourtney kardashian shares adorable photo with baby reign

false

Donald trump's changed tone doesn't mean policy change, top aide says

false

Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo.

true

Hans liberg, cabaret performer, has the coolest log cabin studio ever (video)

false

Apple to buy shazam amid rumors it will phase out itunes downloads

false

Note to self: in future, put stripper in novelty oversized cake after baking.

true

Today i called the rape help line... but apparently it's just meant for the victims.

true

What political party entices most gorillas? the treepublican party!

true

Test post, do not click. you suck at following directions.

true

Khloe kardashian and scott disick take a bath together

false

Putting the health of young mothers first: key to stopping aids

false

Why did frodo set his phone to vibrate? he was afraid the ring would give him away.

true

Plight of stateless child shines light on cuba and south africa's citizenship dispute

false

Larry nassar’s boss accused of assaulting students in practice exam

false

Saw my mate wanking today oops that was meant to say 'wayne king', damn auto correct.

true

Iman looking fierce, long before david bowie (photo)

false

Watch: samuel l. jackson recites famous 'pulp fiction' speech

false

Growing discount airlines learn the hard way you can't leave workers behind

false

Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...it wasnt humerus

true

So i beat a russian grand master once. with his own cane.

true

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? gravi-tea !

true

We bet you forgot about the general foods international coffee commercials (videos)

false

Supreme court obsesses over death again in 'wichita massacre' cases

false

Ever wonder why african dating agencies are so successful? the clients always click

true

What does a german say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? danke

true

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache? i falafel.

true

Nsfw: what's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass.

true

Levar burton: being a black man in america is 'still a dangerous experience'

false

What do eggs do for fun? they crack jokes.

true

Receptionist: uh sir. this is for pregnant women me: i just want to see my burrito again

true

Killing enemies give you xp but killing level 0 enemies is pointless.

true

Suicide bomber disguised as cop attacks police training camp in mogadishu, killing 15

false

What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? here's mine: women are more holy than men.

true

Frank sinatra's apartment at 530 east 72nd street on sale for $7.7 million (photos)

false

House republicans report progress on an immigration deal

false

As promised, tiffany haddish re-wore her white 'snl' gown at the oscars

false

Gays, put your gay money where your gay mouths are

false

Pete rose’s thoughts on head injuries are irresponsible and dangerous

false

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map? incontinent

true

How ring nebula formed provides insight to sun's demise in around 5 billion years (video)

false

What does a cynical irishman drink? whiskey sour

true

Harry reid blasts fbi director james comey over handling of clinton email probe

false

Beauty ads are still making the same promises they did 50 years ago

false

Donald trump has written a lot of books but they all ended with chapter 11

true

What is 6.9? a really good time ruined by a period.

true

Trump told friends ‘you all just got a lot richer’ from tax bill: report

false

I'm not scratching my balls i'm petting my crabs

true

Cute kid note of the day: thalia's rap

false

The barman said, we don't serve particles faster than light. a tachyon walked into the bar.

true

Conservatives dismiss pope on climate change, warn of immigrant 'anarchy'

false

A cruise officer's perspective on how ships could be safer

false

How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an axe

true

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? snow balls!

true

Hillary campaign releases footage proving that she is in perfect health

false

French skier booted from olympics after angry remarks about teammates

false

Google kicks off winter olympics with vibrant 'snow games' doodle

false

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? a pool table.

true

Prayer: don't give god instructions -- just report for duty!

true

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? ask hugh hefner.

true

Grant acord, oregon school bomb suspect, had 'detailed checklist: cops

false

Oprah is magical in the first trailer for 'a wrinkle in time'

false

Bill kristol: rand paul 'is totally overrated' for 2016

false

Be bold! 6 ways to use color daringly

false

I can see 4 years into the future 20/20 vision

true

How is a pirate like a trumpet player? they both murder on the high c's.

true

I have diabetes.... there's no sugar coating it.

true

Cringe-worthy video shows what not to do when you match your colleague

false

What is snoop dogg's favorite note? high g.

true

I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but i just went to the gas station.

true

Gabe newell! gabe newell lived from 1962 until half-life 3, confirmed!

true

30 signs your kid is turning into a hipster

false