CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Move over, sheryl sandberg, there's a new working mom in town!	false
Teacher: why did robin hood only rob the rich? me: because the poor didn't have any fucking money.	true
Seth meyers: the gop tax bill is a ‘brazen heist of the country’	false
Tifu by mixing up my wives subway orders. i gave lucy's to rosa, and rosa's to lucy.	true
I like my sex like i like my tree forts no girls allowed	true
What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan.	true
Neil degrasse tyson describes the 'morbidly funny' death you'd experience in a black hole	false
George stephanopoulos talks benefits of meditation at the third metric women's conference	false
How an anti-tech teacher ended up creating a mobile app to improve education in africa	false
We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone	true
How to stock your fridge with soda, like a boss	false
Natalie portman dior ad banned: airbrushing in 'new look mascara' ad questioned (photo)	false
Jane lynch tells the real story of how lisa kudrow became phoebe	false
One in seven nfl players protested yesterday. let's discuss the arguments against them	false
America has never been so ripe for tyranny	false
Soy sauce vs. tamari, yams vs. sweet potatoes and more commonly confused foods	false
Hilary duff promotes new single in a bikini	false
Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? so she could be closer to god.	true
U.s. lutherans approve historic agreement with catholic church	false
What pdf reader do jedis use? the adobe-wan kenobi reader	true
What do you call a dog that is a magician? a labara cadabarador	true
Epa to call for 30 percent cut to power plant emissions by 2030	false
Two sex educators on confronting taboo topics in the classroom	false
Pack rat or hoarder? here are the 6 signs that tell the difference	false
What does a mexican use to cut pizza with? little caesars!	true
This star-studded 'carpool karaoke' will definitely get you in the holiday mood	false
How to enable offline maps in the google maps app	false
Kylie jenner sports massive septum ring in her latest photo shoot	false
6 reasons why trump's wall is even dumber than most of trump's other ideas	false
Why i left delta and took my diamonds elsewhere	false
Diy denim cut-offs: how to dress up your shorts with feathers (photos)	false
What's black and white and red all over? a newspaper	true
Orlando jones fights 'apathy' on race issues with 'bullet bucket challenge'	false
Koko the gorilla probably doesn't understand climate change	false
Ted cruz just reminded the republican establishment why they hate him	false
What does jean valjean use to listen to music? cosettes.	true
Miley cyrus to host mtv video music awards	false
It's like nabisco doesn't even care their birthday cake oreos will wreck my ass.	true
Todos santos: what a nice surprise... bring your alibis	false
What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? you don't have to bring the flowers.	true
On the margins of the margins: refugees with intellectual disabilities	false
Can our kids truly understand philip seymour hoffman's fate?	false
She started a suicide prevention site at age 15. it's still going strong.	false
I love clint westwood easterns. especially the bad, the good and the handsome.	true
How i would kidnap pedophiles. have a white van advertisting free kids.	true
Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?	true
Study finds prep is effective for transgender women	false
Giant, floating whale carcass could attract sharks close to hawaii shore	false
Now i ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but that hard hat and pickaxe are pretty suspicious.	true
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? cos they got big fingers.	true
Bill clinton: i support hillary's efforts to change my criminal justice policies	false
'a year in burgundy': david kennard discusses new winemaking documentary	false
Why did the chicken say, meow, oink, bow-wow, moo? he was studying foreign languages.	true
My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... i had to put my foot down	true
Why did the eagle go to store to buy some rogaine? to cover up his bald spot.	true
How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? mark it nsfw	true
Q: what do you call a fly with no wings? a: a walk.	true
An untold story about james gandolfini: giving up the roles we play	false
Clique is a french word meaning small group of insufferable douchebags.	true
Health chief expects tough obamacare enrollment season this year	false
I'm naming my tv remote waldo... ...for obvious reasons.	true
I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? they have love handle's not hate handle's	true
Muslim woman attacked in possible hate crime thought she was going to die	false
How do you let go of something that never was?	false
Hbo says it corrected its pay gaps, thanks to reese witherspoon and time's up	false
7 things men want from wedding night sex	false
Poll: just 1 percent are 'enthusiastic' about government	false
Monday's morning email: the biggest winner of the emmys was not sean spicer	false
Me: hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts? doctor: 40	true
Mylan epipen device recall to expand in u.s. and abroad	false
Ellen pao couldn't become a miss america, so instead she became a miss ogynist.	true
Why are chameleons surprisingly good at flying? because they are always in duh skies	true
Bernie sanders raised more money than hillary clinton in february	false
Does england have a fourth of july? of course they do, they just don't celebrate it!	true
Manny pacquiao on floyd mayweather, jr: 'we're just waiting on him'	false
Some prosecutors are erasing old weed convictions. why isn't yours?	false
Disney's 'star wars' land takes shape in new video -- and it's huge	false
Increased exercise doesn't seem to boost calorie intake after all	false
puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house there. that should keep 'em out.	true
I like my women like i like my coffee... entirely void of pubic hair.	true
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? names	true
Nyfw: desperately seeking (and kind of finding) substance	false
Media matters: journalists influence elections because viewers are voters	false
I'm great in bed... i can sleep for days.	true
Jane lynch opens up about living with social anxiety	false
There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... can you smell carrots?	true
Trump taps cnbc commentator to be top economic adviser: reports	false
I stopped trying to keep up with the kardashians. i'm too out of shape.	true
Gun control advocates send safety locks to eagles players who got guns for christmas	false
Yellowstone park 'bear bathtub' captured in rare video	false
Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death has never walked away from a lousy job.	true
How technology is disrupting work and education faster than you ever imagined	false
What do you call a gay milkman? dairy queen.	true
The past, neat or on the rocks: glenfiddich recreates a seminal single malt	false
Here's the george michael tribute queer people have been waiting for	false
Have you ever tried eating a clock? i don't recommend it, it's quite time consuming.	true
Is your gps supposed to sigh before it says recalculating?	true
Airlines respond about keeping families together on planes	false
Candy-hauling man used 'james bond' device to hide license from toll booth: cops	false
How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? no one knows yet!	true

Move over, sheryl sandberg, there's a new working mom in town!

false

Teacher: why did robin hood only rob the rich? me: because the poor didn't have any fucking money.

true

Seth meyers: the gop tax bill is a ‘brazen heist of the country’

false

Tifu by mixing up my wives subway orders. i gave lucy's to rosa, and rosa's to lucy.

true

I like my sex like i like my tree forts no girls allowed

true

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan.

true

Neil degrasse tyson describes the 'morbidly funny' death you'd experience in a black hole

false

George stephanopoulos talks benefits of meditation at the third metric women's conference

false

How an anti-tech teacher ended up creating a mobile app to improve education in africa

false

We are probably the first generation that will have our user names on the headstone

true

How to stock your fridge with soda, like a boss

false

Natalie portman dior ad banned: airbrushing in 'new look mascara' ad questioned (photo)

false

Jane lynch tells the real story of how lisa kudrow became phoebe

false

One in seven nfl players protested yesterday. let's discuss the arguments against them

false

America has never been so ripe for tyranny

false

Soy sauce vs. tamari, yams vs. sweet potatoes and more commonly confused foods

false

Hilary duff promotes new single in a bikini

false

Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? so she could be closer to god.

true

U.s. lutherans approve historic agreement with catholic church

false

What pdf reader do jedis use? the adobe-wan kenobi reader

true

What do you call a dog that is a magician? a labara cadabarador

true

Epa to call for 30 percent cut to power plant emissions by 2030

false

Two sex educators on confronting taboo topics in the classroom

false

Pack rat or hoarder? here are the 6 signs that tell the difference

false

What does a mexican use to cut pizza with? little caesars!

true

This star-studded 'carpool karaoke' will definitely get you in the holiday mood

false

How to enable offline maps in the google maps app

false

Kylie jenner sports massive septum ring in her latest photo shoot

false

6 reasons why trump's wall is even dumber than most of trump's other ideas

false

Why i left delta and took my diamonds elsewhere

false

Diy denim cut-offs: how to dress up your shorts with feathers (photos)

false

What's black and white and red all over? a newspaper

true

Orlando jones fights 'apathy' on race issues with 'bullet bucket challenge'

false

Koko the gorilla probably doesn't understand climate change

false

Ted cruz just reminded the republican establishment why they hate him

false

What does jean valjean use to listen to music? cosettes.

true

Miley cyrus to host mtv video music awards

false

It's like nabisco doesn't even care their birthday cake oreos will wreck my ass.

true

Todos santos: what a nice surprise... bring your alibis

false

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? you don't have to bring the flowers.

true

On the margins of the margins: refugees with intellectual disabilities

false

Can our kids truly understand philip seymour hoffman's fate?

false

She started a suicide prevention site at age 15. it's still going strong.

false

I love clint westwood easterns. especially the bad, the good and the handsome.

true

How i would kidnap pedophiles. have a white van advertisting free kids.

true

Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?

true

Study finds prep is effective for transgender women

false

Giant, floating whale carcass could attract sharks close to hawaii shore

false

Now i ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but that hard hat and pickaxe are pretty suspicious.

true

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? cos they got big fingers.

true

Bill clinton: i support hillary's efforts to change my criminal justice policies

false

'a year in burgundy': david kennard discusses new winemaking documentary

false

Why did the chicken say, meow, oink, bow-wow, moo? he was studying foreign languages.

true

My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... i had to put my foot down

true

Why did the eagle go to store to buy some rogaine? to cover up his bald spot.

true

How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? mark it nsfw

true

Q: what do you call a fly with no wings? a: a walk.

true

An untold story about james gandolfini: giving up the roles we play

false

Clique is a french word meaning small group of insufferable douchebags.

true

Health chief expects tough obamacare enrollment season this year

false

I'm naming my tv remote waldo... ...for obvious reasons.

true

I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? they have love handle's not hate handle's

true

Muslim woman attacked in possible hate crime thought she was going to die

false

How do you let go of something that never was?

false

Hbo says it corrected its pay gaps, thanks to reese witherspoon and time's up

false

7 things men want from wedding night sex

false

Poll: just 1 percent are 'enthusiastic' about government

false

Monday's morning email: the biggest winner of the emmys was not sean spicer

false

Me: hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts? doctor: 40

true

Mylan epipen device recall to expand in u.s. and abroad

false

Ellen pao couldn't become a miss america, so instead she became a miss ogynist.

true

Why are chameleons surprisingly good at flying? because they are always in duh skies

true

Bernie sanders raised more money than hillary clinton in february

false

Does england have a fourth of july? of course they do, they just don't celebrate it!

true

Manny pacquiao on floyd mayweather, jr: 'we're just waiting on him'

false

Some prosecutors are erasing old weed convictions. why isn't yours?

false

Disney's 'star wars' land takes shape in new video -- and it's huge

false

Increased exercise doesn't seem to boost calorie intake after all

false

*puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house* there. that should keep 'em out.

true

I like my women like i like my coffee... entirely void of pubic hair.

true

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? names

true

Nyfw: desperately seeking (and kind of finding) substance

false

Media matters: journalists influence elections because viewers are voters

false

I'm great in bed... i can sleep for days.

true

Jane lynch opens up about living with social anxiety

false

There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... can you smell carrots?

true

Trump taps cnbc commentator to be top economic adviser: reports

false

I stopped trying to keep up with the kardashians. i'm too out of shape.

true

Gun control advocates send safety locks to eagles players who got guns for christmas

false

Yellowstone park 'bear bathtub' captured in rare video

false

Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death has never walked away from a lousy job.

true

How technology is disrupting work and education faster than you ever imagined

false

What do you call a gay milkman? dairy queen.

true

The past, neat or on the rocks: glenfiddich recreates a seminal single malt

false

Here's the george michael tribute queer people have been waiting for

false

Have you ever tried eating a clock? i don't recommend it, it's quite time consuming.

true

Is your gps supposed to sigh before it says recalculating?

true

Airlines respond about keeping families together on planes

false

Candy-hauling man used 'james bond' device to hide license from toll booth: cops

false

How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? no one knows yet!

true