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Amber rose's book cover is as nsfw as you'd think | false |
Hillary clinton promises deportation relief, despite supreme court ruling | false |
Why did kobe bryant go to new jersey after he got arrested? because he needed one. | true |
Fox news is no joke. it's pure poison | false |
Why do feminists hate apple? because they're not pc. | true |
What's a gay guy's favorite news station? the bbc. | true |
What is a mexicans favorite sport? cross country. | true |
How 'dumb phones' can help stop the spread of ebola | false |
Why do women love men who work with horses? because those men have got stable jobs. | true |
What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: march 3rd-4th (photos) | false |
Donald trump brags about electoral college votes (again) when asked about anti-semitism | false |
Eating around the world at epcot's international food & wine festival | false |
What's a hipsters favorite season? summer, they like it before it's cool | true |
What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks radical | true |
I think i know why japanese is so weird now. when that bomb dropped. something fucked up somewhere | true |
What starts with c and ends with unt cunt. | true |
New u.s. bill empowers small farmers as way to fight hunger | false |
From $1,000 a night, to $1,000 a month | false |
John deere's manure spreader... ...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. | true |
Etsy hot dog swag: prove your love with shirts, earrings, art and more (photos) | false |
Man, i'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday | true |
Food jewelry of etsy: rings, necklaces, earrings and cuff links we love (photos) | false |
I am a proud member of grammar nazi... and your not. | true |
It's so good for usa that barack obama is running the country black people are good at running. | true |
Back-to-school shopping survey reveals 69% of moms plan to shop at stores, not me! | false |
Yoga practicing pooch can probably put your 'downward dog' to shame (video) | false |
Jfk's civil rights legacy: 50 years of myth and fact | false |
It took me 13 years but i finally deleted most of my e-mails. | true |
What do you call a prostitute drinking tea in seattle? hooker tea washington. | true |
What's a pirate's fav'rite letter? aye, ye think it be rrrrr, but it's the c. | true |
When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' painless porker. | true |
A jeff koons is coming to 30 rock | false |
Are you all right ? no, you are all left | true |
Ladies, yoko ono wants you to participate in her next artwork | false |
College basketball player dribbles out clock while his team is losing by 1 | false |
My wife told me i needed to stop singing wonderwall. i said maybe. | true |
What are a school teachers 3 favorite words? june, july, and august. | true |
Trump and putin speak by phone and agree for cooperation, kremlin says | false |
New rihanna music in the works as singer posts studio photo with wale | false |
Traditional campaign tactics are basically a waste of time, new study concludes | false |
Hows donald trump gonna get rid of all the mexicans? juan by juan. | true |
90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts. | true |
My phone got arrested today... it was charged with battery. | true |
Why does stephen hawking do one-liners? because he can't do stand up | true |
50 same-sex couples from 50 states mark marriage equality in this incredible video | false |
Something to celebrate: the best lgbt moments of the week january 23 - january 27 | false |
10 tips on how to survive a spiritual festival | false |
Why should donald trump change his name to donald duck? because he's a quack. | true |
Superheroes have to take their kids to school too (illustrations) | false |
If h2o is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? k9p | true |
What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? two birds | true |
How many mexicans will make it across the border when trump becomes president? juan in a million. | true |
Friends are like snow flakes. if you pee on them they go away. | true |
Want to win the climate debate? stop debating. | false |
Mindy byrd's fashion collages: from the stylelist network | false |
Dc mayor takes a stand against north carolina's anti-lgbt law | false |
Good luck with your little skits! -shakespeare's mom. | true |
Last summer i planned to elope with my cherokee fiance but she had her reservations. | true |
Can we all agree this wax dummy of donald trump looks creepy? | false |
Clinton picks up the first major labor endorsement of 2016 | false |
Unsettling sounds #23 - ice-cream van after dark | true |
Just read the three musketeers, and it's true, the book is always better than the candy | true |
You say pigs can't fly... but swine flu! | true |
How we can help end stigma one abortion story at a time | false |
Trevor noah explains why donald trump is really 'the dress' | false |
Dozens dead in suicide attack on afghan news agency, cultural center in kabul | false |
What do you call a valet from india? mahatma coat | true |
What rings twice and screams once? ray charles answering the iron | true |
Why was the jewish man so defensive about his beer? because hebrewed it. | true |
Dynasty actress stephanie beacham let her freckles shine through in 1972 (photo) | false |
Why those rumors about ditching your bike helmet just aren't true | false |
What happened in china on christmas? the rice-child was born. | true |
What do you call two black guys on a white guy? ...half a sack | true |
Wrestling is so stupid..... .....men with no pants fighting for a belt | true |
Lamar odom says he wants khloe kardashian back | false |
Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? he was laid off. | true |
Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop he was a little hoarse. | true |
Google gives up the secrets to creating a great workplace | false |
I think i just figured out the name of the modern day thieves guild. ea | true |
I was casually swimming with a great white shark today. until he bit my whole arm off. | true |
Malaysia outlaws so-called 'fake news' with jail of up to six years | false |
Obama: no nation, not even one as powerful as the u.s., is immune from climate change | false |
I've just ordered a procrastinating blowup doll with real orgasm effect it's coming tomorrow | true |
What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? they both study abroad. | true |
What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? put it on my bill. | true |
Does cooking for one mean cooking for none? | false |
The ultimate office workout will make you the envy of all your co-workers (video) | false |
Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is | true |
No, social security benefits aren’t keeping americans from working | false |
Lesbian dinasour what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotapuss | true |
That old expression: hold the phone! doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that | true |
What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry? game of scones. | true |
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. | true |
Tony awards 2013: follow along for live updates (liveblog) | false |
7 reasons why you don't have to be right | false |
Is your life plagued by loneliness? tips to overcome it | false |
The perks of being a virgin galactic 'bransonaut' | false |
What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? data transfer | true |
Off their front porch: protesters have no free-speech rights on supreme court plaza | false |
7 fashionable hotels around the world -- for every style | false |
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