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Amber rose's book cover is as nsfw as you'd think
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Hillary clinton promises deportation relief, despite supreme court ruling
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Why did kobe bryant go to new jersey after he got arrested? because he needed one.
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Fox news is no joke. it's pure poison
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Why do feminists hate apple? because they're not pc.
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What's a gay guy's favorite news station? the bbc.
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What is a mexicans favorite sport? cross country.
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How 'dumb phones' can help stop the spread of ebola
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Why do women love men who work with horses? because those men have got stable jobs.
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What the stylelist staff bought this weekend: march 3rd-4th (photos)
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Donald trump brags about electoral college votes (again) when asked about anti-semitism
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Eating around the world at epcot's international food & wine festival
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What's a hipsters favorite season? summer, they like it before it's cool
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What do you call an anarchist who does skateboard tricks radical
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I think i know why japanese is so weird now. when that bomb dropped. something fucked up somewhere
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What starts with c and ends with unt cunt.
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New u.s. bill empowers small farmers as way to fight hunger
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From $1,000 a night, to $1,000 a month
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John deere's manure spreader... ...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
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Etsy hot dog swag: prove your love with shirts, earrings, art and more (photos)
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Man, i'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday
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Food jewelry of etsy: rings, necklaces, earrings and cuff links we love (photos)
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I am a proud member of grammar nazi... and your not.
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It's so good for usa that barack obama is running the country black people are good at running.
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Back-to-school shopping survey reveals 69% of moms plan to shop at stores, not me!
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Yoga practicing pooch can probably put your 'downward dog' to shame (video)
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Jfk's civil rights legacy: 50 years of myth and fact
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It took me 13 years but i finally deleted most of my e-mails.
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What do you call a prostitute drinking tea in seattle? hooker tea washington.
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What's a pirate's fav'rite letter? aye, ye think it be rrrrr, but it's the c.
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When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' painless porker.
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A jeff koons is coming to 30 rock
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Are you all right ? no, you are all left
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Ladies, yoko ono wants you to participate in her next artwork
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College basketball player dribbles out clock while his team is losing by 1
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My wife told me i needed to stop singing wonderwall. i said maybe.
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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words? june, july, and august.
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Trump and putin speak by phone and agree for cooperation, kremlin says
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New rihanna music in the works as singer posts studio photo with wale
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Traditional campaign tactics are basically a waste of time, new study concludes
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Hows donald trump gonna get rid of all the mexicans? juan by juan.
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90% of the economy is just women giving each other useless gifts.
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My phone got arrested today... it was charged with battery.
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Why does stephen hawking do one-liners? because he can't do stand up
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50 same-sex couples from 50 states mark marriage equality in this incredible video
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Something to celebrate: the best lgbt moments of the week january 23 - january 27
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10 tips on how to survive a spiritual festival
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Why should donald trump change his name to donald duck? because he's a quack.
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Superheroes have to take their kids to school too (illustrations)
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If h2o is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? k9p
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What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? two birds
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How many mexicans will make it across the border when trump becomes president? juan in a million.
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Friends are like snow flakes. if you pee on them they go away.
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Want to win the climate debate? stop debating.
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Mindy byrd's fashion collages: from the stylelist network
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Dc mayor takes a stand against north carolina's anti-lgbt law
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Good luck with your little skits! -shakespeare's mom.
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Last summer i planned to elope with my cherokee fiance but she had her reservations.
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Can we all agree this wax dummy of donald trump looks creepy?
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Clinton picks up the first major labor endorsement of 2016
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Unsettling sounds #23 - ice-cream van after dark
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Just read the three musketeers, and it's true, the book is always better than the candy
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You say pigs can't fly... but swine flu!
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How we can help end stigma one abortion story at a time
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Trevor noah explains why donald trump is really 'the dress'
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Dozens dead in suicide attack on afghan news agency, cultural center in kabul
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What do you call a valet from india? mahatma coat
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What rings twice and screams once? ray charles answering the iron
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Why was the jewish man so defensive about his beer? because hebrewed it.
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Dynasty actress stephanie beacham let her freckles shine through in 1972 (photo)
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Why those rumors about ditching your bike helmet just aren't true
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What happened in china on christmas? the rice-child was born.
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What do you call two black guys on a white guy? ...half a sack
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Wrestling is so stupid..... .....men with no pants fighting for a belt
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Lamar odom says he wants khloe kardashian back
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Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? he was laid off.
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Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop he was a little hoarse.
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Google gives up the secrets to creating a great workplace
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I think i just figured out the name of the modern day thieves guild. ea
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I was casually swimming with a great white shark today. until he bit my whole arm off.
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Malaysia outlaws so-called 'fake news' with jail of up to six years
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Obama: no nation, not even one as powerful as the u.s., is immune from climate change
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I've just ordered a procrastinating blowup doll with real orgasm effect it's coming tomorrow
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What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? they both study abroad.
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What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? put it on my bill.
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Does cooking for one mean cooking for none?
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The ultimate office workout will make you the envy of all your co-workers (video)
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Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is
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No, social security benefits aren’t keeping americans from working
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Lesbian dinasour what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotapuss
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That old expression: hold the phone! doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that
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What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry? game of scones.
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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Tony awards 2013: follow along for live updates (liveblog)
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7 reasons why you don't have to be right
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Is your life plagued by loneliness? tips to overcome it
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The perks of being a virgin galactic 'bransonaut'
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What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? data transfer
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Off their front porch: protesters have no free-speech rights on supreme court plaza
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7 fashionable hotels around the world -- for every style
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