CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I just remembered the fuck out of the titans.	true
Tiffani thiessen's daughter and newborn son are beyond adorable	false
Watch mom and daughter reconnect after 7 years of estrangement	false
You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... i'll draw it	true
For mother day my mom is going to get the same as always disappointment :(	true
This may be the best way to train teachers, but can we afford it?	false
What is a duck's favorite dance ? the quackstep !	true
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them	true
A blind man walks into a bar ..and into a table and a chair.	true
Should we take a daily aspirin or not?	false
My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to bomb the germans.	true
All those who proclaim that a dog is man's best friend, have never played with a pussy.	true
Diy nail ideas: japanese prints nail art and more of our manicures from this weekend (photos)	false
Courageous spending: grad student risks $3,500 on india dream	false
My main move is to say long story short, but then hit you with long story medium.	true
Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie.	true
People say i'm quite contrarian. but i disagree.	true
I'll sleep when i'm ned! -exhausted pre-op who plans to go by ned after the surgery	true
Feminist mix 'n' match coloring book celebrates the complex lives of women	false
What did one jewish bird say to the other? cheep	true
Did we ever figure out how... suga suga got so fly?	true
Finally in toronto. winter olympics, here i come!	true
I like playing with my dog when i'm high. because i don't have one when i'm sober.	true
Homeland security committee chair says immigrant teens 'looked like a threat'	false
25 white dresses you can wear to your wedding	false
Chris gregoire, washington state governor, discusses gay marriage, chris christie, and more	false
Happy easter and to the jews, better luck next time	true
Trump white house gets tough on iran with obama-like sanctions	false
Trump actually has other fake magazine covers hanging around his properties	false
I killed a man once... ..for $30. sucked him off for another 10... never did see that $10	true
Did you hear about the new vietnamese noodle / southern bbq fusion restaurant? it's called pho-q	true
Psychiatrist in jared fogle case links weight loss and 'mild pedophilia'	false
What do you call a disabled paedophile? a creepy crawly	true
Prince harry's birthday: watch his most adorable moments to celebrate (video)	false
My dog's got no os. - how does it spell? - dg.	true
All the pretzels, brats and beer recipes you need for oktoberfest (photos)	false
On mother's day: expecting better for all mothers and working families	false
Response to the organic debate in the media	false
U kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king	true
Yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..	true
Penis pumps -- a hard one to swallow	false
A step back for south africa on the rule of law, courtesy of al-bashir	false
New york post riffs on old donald trump sex headline for rex tillerson firing	false
Save your pennies: the cost to apply to college adds up	false
Tweeters furious over trump calling mar-a-lago the 'southern white house'	false
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? he wanted to get a long little doggy	true
My girlfriend just made a peepeeand a poppy at the same time should i break up with her?	true
Why doesn't kim jong un ever defecate? because he's too legit to shit.	true
Across the u.s., police contracts shield officers from scrutiny	false
Top five stories on huffpost science this week, feb. 24-march 1 (video)	false
Regal cinemas starts checking bags after theater shootings	false
Joe biden more likely than not to run for president: report	false
Seth meyers agrees with donald trump: michelle wolf is 'filthy'	false
5 ways to respond to your child's dyslexia diagnosis	false
Here's what i want you to know about my life as a feminine transman	false
Why don't black people dream? the last person that said i had a dream got shot	true
I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.	true
Trevor noah: 'fox news is the real president'	false
You are what you eat. is that why i am a human?	true
6.9 a good time interrupted by a period	true
The continuing need for racial reconciliation: america post obama	false
Oh jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin.	true
Chuck norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.	true
What's the best part about dating a homeless chick? you can drop her off wherever.	true
Where do muslim people go when they die? everywhere	true
Michael jackson's last words take me to the children's hospital.	true
Want to buy a pocket computer? no thanks i already know how many pockets i've got.	true
What did the suicide bomber from the rebel alliance say before detonating? admiral ackbar!	true
Metallica and jimmy fallon do savage 'enter sandman' with kazoos	false
Remember these two words. they will open up the doors in your life. push and pull	true
Found out i was colourblind the other day.. hit me right out of the purple	true
Mud, crystal fairy and four other movies from our first day at sundance	false
How do the kardashians change a broken light bulb they buy a new house	true
Mother: why is there a strange baby in the crib? daughter: you told me to change the baby.	true
My journals knew i was an alcoholic before i did	false
Why people hate the devil? why do people hate the devil if he gives everyone a warm welcome?	true
Donald trump should announce u.s. will stay out of syria	false
5 effective, tactful ways to say 'no!' to overeating	false
Brain damage caused by drinking alcohol could be reversed by aerobic exercise	false
Taking your startup public is fraught with negatives	false
Guy went to the toilet, took the piss.	true
Disney princesses who would probably be divorced by now	false
Here's why the acting dea chief is wrong on medical marijuana	false
Man from nantucket there once was a man from nantucket was writing a limerick but said, fuck it.	true
A pop star who summons ghosts, aka... seance	true
In hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man.	true
No major u.s. hurricane has hit since 2005. why?	false
What do will and jaden smith like about today? it's after earth day.	true
An alcohol-free life: how to survive early sobriety	false
Tennessee estate for sale features extreme disco wine cellar (photos)	false
slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish	true
We can't believe our eyes with this handbag vending machine (photos)	false
Ford should create an 8-cylinder fusion model it would be a v8 fusion	true
Life after divorce: woman buys yearly divorce cake to commemorate split (photo)	false
No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune.	true
Why was the violist standing outside the door? he didn't know when to come in	true
Leah frei, adopted toddler, must be returned to birth father she hardly knows, judge orders	false
Rubio's tax cut is a huge giveaway to the rich, and this graph proves it	false
5 recipes for a veritable potpourri of veggie chip	false
Scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile	false

I just remembered the fuck out of the titans.

true

Tiffani thiessen's daughter and newborn son are beyond adorable

false

Watch mom and daughter reconnect after 7 years of estrangement

false

You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... i'll draw it

true

For mother day my mom is going to get the same as always disappointment :(

true

This may be the best way to train teachers, but can we afford it?

false

What is a duck's favorite dance ? the quackstep !

true

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them

true

A blind man walks into a bar ..and into a table and a chair.

true

Should we take a daily aspirin or not?

false

My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to bomb the germans.

true

All those who proclaim that a dog is man's best friend, have never played with a pussy.

true

Diy nail ideas: japanese prints nail art and more of our manicures from this weekend (photos)

false

Courageous spending: grad student risks $3,500 on india dream

false

My main move is to say long story short, but then hit you with long story medium.

true

Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie.

true

People say i'm quite contrarian. but i disagree.

true

I'll sleep when i'm ned! -exhausted pre-op who plans to go by ned after the surgery

true

Feminist mix 'n' match coloring book celebrates the complex lives of women

false

What did one jewish bird say to the other? cheep

true

Did we ever figure out how... suga suga got so fly?

true

Finally in toronto. winter olympics, here i come!

true

I like playing with my dog when i'm high. because i don't have one when i'm sober.

true

Homeland security committee chair says immigrant teens 'looked like a threat'

false

25 white dresses you can wear to your wedding

false

Chris gregoire, washington state governor, discusses gay marriage, chris christie, and more

false

Happy easter and to the jews, better luck next time

true

Trump white house gets tough on iran with obama-like sanctions

false

Trump actually has other fake magazine covers hanging around his properties

false

I killed a man once... ..for $30. sucked him off for another 10... never did see that $10

true

Did you hear about the new vietnamese noodle / southern bbq fusion restaurant? it's called pho-q

true

Psychiatrist in jared fogle case links weight loss and 'mild pedophilia'

false

What do you call a disabled paedophile? a creepy crawly

true

Prince harry's birthday: watch his most adorable moments to celebrate (video)

false

My dog's got no os. - how does it spell? - dg.

true

All the pretzels, brats and beer recipes you need for oktoberfest (photos)

false

On mother's day: expecting better for all mothers and working families

false

Response to the organic debate in the media

false

U kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king

true

Yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..

true

Penis pumps -- a hard one to swallow

false

A step back for south africa on the rule of law, courtesy of al-bashir

false

New york post riffs on old donald trump sex headline for rex tillerson firing

false

Save your pennies: the cost to apply to college adds up

false

Tweeters furious over trump calling mar-a-lago the 'southern white house'

false

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? he wanted to get a long little doggy

true

My girlfriend just made a peepeeand a poppy at the same time should i break up with her?

true

Why doesn't kim jong un ever defecate? because he's too legit to shit.

true

Across the u.s., police contracts shield officers from scrutiny

false

Top five stories on huffpost science this week, feb. 24-march 1 (video)

false

Regal cinemas starts checking bags after theater shootings

false

Joe biden more likely than not to run for president: report

false

Seth meyers agrees with donald trump: michelle wolf is 'filthy'

false

5 ways to respond to your child's dyslexia diagnosis

false

Here's what i want you to know about my life as a feminine transman

false

Why don't black people dream? the last person that said i had a dream got shot

true

I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.

true

Trevor noah: 'fox news is the real president'

false

You are what you eat. is that why i am a human?

true

6.9 a good time interrupted by a period

true

The continuing need for racial reconciliation: america post obama

false

Oh jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin.

true

Chuck norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

true

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick? you can drop her off wherever.

true

Where do muslim people go when they die? everywhere

true

Michael jackson's last words take me to the children's hospital.

true

Want to buy a pocket computer? no thanks i already know how many pockets i've got.

true

What did the suicide bomber from the rebel alliance say before detonating? admiral ackbar!

true

Metallica and jimmy fallon do savage 'enter sandman' with kazoos

false

Remember these two words. they will open up the doors in your life. push and pull

true

Found out i was colourblind the other day.. hit me right out of the purple

true

Mud, crystal fairy and four other movies from our first day at sundance

false

How do the kardashians change a broken light bulb they buy a new house

true

Mother: why is there a strange baby in the crib? daughter: you told me to change the baby.

true

My journals knew i was an alcoholic before i did

false

Why people hate the devil? why do people hate the devil if he gives everyone a warm welcome?

true

Donald trump should announce u.s. will stay out of syria

false

5 effective, tactful ways to say 'no!' to overeating

false

Brain damage caused by drinking alcohol could be reversed by aerobic exercise

false

Taking your startup public is fraught with negatives

false

Guy went to the toilet, took the piss.

true

Disney princesses who would probably be divorced by now

false

Here's why the acting dea chief is wrong on medical marijuana

false

Man from nantucket there once was a man from nantucket was writing a limerick but said, fuck it.

true

A pop star who summons ghosts, aka... seance

true

In hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man.

true

No major u.s. hurricane has hit since 2005. why?

false

What do will and jaden smith like about today? it's after earth day.

true

An alcohol-free life: how to survive early sobriety

false

Tennessee estate for sale features extreme disco wine cellar (photos)

false

*slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*

true

We can't believe our eyes with this handbag vending machine (photos)

false

Ford should create an 8-cylinder fusion model it would be a v8 fusion

true

Life after divorce: woman buys yearly divorce cake to commemorate split (photo)

false

No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune.

true

Why was the violist standing outside the door? he didn't know when to come in

true

Leah frei, adopted toddler, must be returned to birth father she hardly knows, judge orders

false

Rubio's tax cut is a huge giveaway to the rich, and this graph proves it

false

5 recipes for a veritable potpourri of veggie chip

false

Scott pruitt lands a second fawning conservative magazine profile

false