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Bernie sanders' bird shows us how great our politics can be | false |
'father's kingdom' takes a look inside a forgotten religious movement | false |
What is it called when you call your ex? ex-communication | true |
Knock knock who's there? -it's a-me -amy who? -it's a-me mario. | true |
Uncommitted gop delegates are about to become the new political 'it girls' | false |
So, i was bragging about watermelons look like to my friends now she says we cantaloupe. | true |
Steve nash all but officially admits nba career is over | false |
Calling out white supremacy comes with consequences for black folks | false |
I'm against cloning. it's adam and eve, not adam and adam and adam and adam. | true |
New york fashion week backstage beauty: roughed-up ponytails at richard chai fall 2013 (photos) | false |
Lauren potter of glee: down syndrome couldn't keep me from following my dreams | false |
How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? he was delighted. | true |
38-year-old’s letter to 16-year-old niece: ‘the way i love you is unique’ | false |
Making an effort in 2013 to cut away distractions so i can spend more time with my iphone. | true |
'amazing spider-man' box office: spidey makes $140 million in 6 days | false |
With easter coming up it has me wondering. is the easter bunny a shell for big egg? | true |
I missed the lunar eclipse, but i've seen shadows before, so i get how awestruck everyone was. | true |
What's better than two roses on your piano? tulips on your organ. | true |
Does your state have less water than california? drought it. | true |
Serving convenience foods for dinner doesn't save time | false |
What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph not essay | true |
There's no such thing as a viral meme (pass it on) | true |
Infield fly rule controversy: braves vs. cardinals wild card game includes disputed call (video) | false |
A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary. | true |
If the world was made of lsd, i'd learn to walk on my tongue. | true |
Rob lowe: 'living well is the best revenge' | false |
Giuliana rancic on cheating ex jerry o'connell: 'it's all good' | false |
The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world. they came from baltimore. | true |
College football week 6 schedule: lsu vs. florida and georgia vs. south carolina among matchups | false |
Five reasons to think twice before visiting myanmar | false |
Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark? the octopus because it is well armed. | true |
Katy perry wardrobe malfunction: singer is hiding something in her bra (photo) | false |
Did you hear about the guy who tried to have sex with an acorn? he was fucking nuts. | true |
Taylor swift & lena dunham hold hands after grabbing lunch | false |
The lakota times owes its beginning to 'pug' | false |
Let's take a second to appreciate steph curry's 25-point first quarter | false |
How does an octopus go to war ? well-armed ! | true |
American airlines' new fare options may be a bargain | false |
The birthday party i don't take for granted | false |
Since i installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted | true |
Pope francis says church should apologize for discriminating against gays, ask for forgiveness | false |
10 ways on how to deal with click baiting! does anyone know them? | true |
The quirkiest 'meet cutes' of pop culture history, illustrated | false |
Kerry washington compares fashion to fine art in marie claire | false |
How much does a pirate pay for corn? a buck an ear | true |
Where does the general keep hs armies? in his sleevies. | true |
Kansas city royals grab 2-0 lead in 2015 world series | false |
I would never cheat on my partner. because that would require two people to find me attractive. | true |
Hacker pleads guilty to role in over 77,000 cyber break-ins | false |
Meet the first trans bride to appear on 'say yes to the dress' | false |
I would post a joke about cosmetics but i can't seem to make up one | true |
Misdiagnosis is a lot more common than you might think | false |
4 important ways to show love, identified by divorced people. | false |
What's the point of jewish football? to get the quarter back. | true |
Here are michelle wolf’s boldest moments at the white house correspondents' dinner | false |
The coop: evocative first film by turkish actor ufuk bayraktar | false |
Huffpost hill - d.c. bars ruined as cpac kicks into full swing | false |
What do syrians want? q & a on the syrian freedom charter | false |
How long is a chinese name. no, really, it is! | true |
I tried bringing sexy back but the lady at walmart assured me i didn't get it there. | true |
What do you call a terrorist cowboy? a jiiiiiihadist. not sorry. | true |
I don't know why people object to cia torture methods. who doesn't like to go water boarding? | true |
Opting back in: not as peachy as it seems for the divorcée | false |
17 jackets like canada goose that are way more affordable | false |
My friend tried to get me with bird puns today... i told him toucan play that game. | true |
Channing tatum's mother's day message to ex jenna dewan is full of love | false |
I don't have a girlfriend. i just know someone who would be very angry if she heard that. | true |
Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? because it cracked itself up. | true |
Carrie underwood does her own hair, sleeps in strange places (photos) | false |
Don't ask me stupid questions and i won't hurt your stupid feelings. | true |
Man who jumped over white house fence faces charges | false |
Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food. | true |
30,000 people in need in hawaii get free cell phones | false |
Trump supporters inadvertently show how easily misinformation spreads online | false |
How to deal when your entourage takes over your bridal appointment | false |
What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? he racism. | true |
British police say 261 'people of public prominence' suspected of child sex abuse | false |
Mk-3102: once-a-week diabetes drug effective in clinical study | false |
What's an african's least favorite appetizer? e - bola soup | true |
Mark hamill says donald trump's appointees are 'really despicable people' | false |
I'm not a violent person. i just really enjoy assisting people in falling down. | true |
Scientists offer plan to hide earth from advanced space aliens | false |
Knock knock who's there ! bruno ! bruno who ? bruno more tea for me ! | true |
Did you hear about that religious airline? their prophets are soaring | true |
How to communicate on difficult subjects and win -- a true story | false |
Sam bee presents horrific tales 'coming from inside the white house' | false |
How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle? he hops. | true |
Artist shot dead while working on oakland anti-violence mural | false |
No, i'm not damaging my liver. i'm about to sterilize it using alcohol. | true |
I eat sunflower seeds because i like food but i absolutely love littering | true |
Homecoming meals: how bridget kelly starts her day (recipe) | false |
What did o say to q? your boto is showing! | true |
Lessons learned from the babe ruth of relationships | false |
Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! yes sir it's the hot water that kills them. | true |
Dozens of gop delegates launch new push to halt donald trump | false |
Best new chefs 2013: 'food & wine' announces 25th annual awards | false |
Beyoncé's 'lemonade' is a powerful ode to black women everywhere | false |
Women in business: julie jakobek, managing director and executive producer, ja digital | false |
H.i.v. arrived in the u.s. long before ‘patient zero’ | false |
U.s. threatens to cut bilateral ties with russia on syria | false |
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