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Bernie sanders' bird shows us how great our politics can be
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'father's kingdom' takes a look inside a forgotten religious movement
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What is it called when you call your ex? ex-communication
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Knock knock who's there? -it's a-me -amy who? -it's a-me mario.
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Uncommitted gop delegates are about to become the new political 'it girls'
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So, i was bragging about watermelons look like to my friends now she says we cantaloupe.
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Steve nash all but officially admits nba career is over
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Calling out white supremacy comes with consequences for black folks
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I'm against cloning. it's adam and eve, not adam and adam and adam and adam.
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New york fashion week backstage beauty: roughed-up ponytails at richard chai fall 2013 (photos)
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Lauren potter of glee: down syndrome couldn't keep me from following my dreams
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How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? he was delighted.
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38-year-old’s letter to 16-year-old niece: ‘the way i love you is unique’
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Making an effort in 2013 to cut away distractions so i can spend more time with my iphone.
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'amazing spider-man' box office: spidey makes $140 million in 6 days
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With easter coming up it has me wondering. is the easter bunny a shell for big egg?
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I missed the lunar eclipse, but i've seen shadows before, so i get how awestruck everyone was.
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What's better than two roses on your piano? tulips on your organ.
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Does your state have less water than california? drought it.
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Serving convenience foods for dinner doesn't save time
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What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph not essay
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There's no such thing as a viral meme (pass it on)
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Infield fly rule controversy: braves vs. cardinals wild card game includes disputed call (video)
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A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary.
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If the world was made of lsd, i'd learn to walk on my tongue.
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Rob lowe: 'living well is the best revenge'
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Giuliana rancic on cheating ex jerry o'connell: 'it's all good'
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The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world. they came from baltimore.
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College football week 6 schedule: lsu vs. florida and georgia vs. south carolina among matchups
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Five reasons to think twice before visiting myanmar
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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark? the octopus because it is well armed.
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Katy perry wardrobe malfunction: singer is hiding something in her bra (photo)
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to have sex with an acorn? he was fucking nuts.
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Taylor swift & lena dunham hold hands after grabbing lunch
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The lakota times owes its beginning to 'pug'
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Let's take a second to appreciate steph curry's 25-point first quarter
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How does an octopus go to war ? well-armed !
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American airlines' new fare options may be a bargain
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The birthday party i don't take for granted
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Since i installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted
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Pope francis says church should apologize for discriminating against gays, ask for forgiveness
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10 ways on how to deal with click baiting! does anyone know them?
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The quirkiest 'meet cutes' of pop culture history, illustrated
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Kerry washington compares fashion to fine art in marie claire
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How much does a pirate pay for corn? a buck an ear
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Where does the general keep hs armies? in his sleevies.
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Kansas city royals grab 2-0 lead in 2015 world series
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I would never cheat on my partner. because that would require two people to find me attractive.
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Hacker pleads guilty to role in over 77,000 cyber break-ins
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Meet the first trans bride to appear on 'say yes to the dress'
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I would post a joke about cosmetics but i can't seem to make up one
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Misdiagnosis is a lot more common than you might think
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4 important ways to show love, identified by divorced people.
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What's the point of jewish football? to get the quarter back.
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Here are michelle wolf’s boldest moments at the white house correspondents' dinner
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The coop: evocative first film by turkish actor ufuk bayraktar
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Huffpost hill - d.c. bars ruined as cpac kicks into full swing
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What do syrians want? q & a on the syrian freedom charter
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How long is a chinese name. no, really, it is!
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I tried bringing sexy back but the lady at walmart assured me i didn't get it there.
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What do you call a terrorist cowboy? a jiiiiiihadist. not sorry.
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I don't know why people object to cia torture methods. who doesn't like to go water boarding?
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Opting back in: not as peachy as it seems for the divorcée
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17 jackets like canada goose that are way more affordable
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My friend tried to get me with bird puns today... i told him toucan play that game.
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Channing tatum's mother's day message to ex jenna dewan is full of love
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I don't have a girlfriend. i just know someone who would be very angry if she heard that.
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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? because it cracked itself up.
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Carrie underwood does her own hair, sleeps in strange places (photos)
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Don't ask me stupid questions and i won't hurt your stupid feelings.
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Man who jumped over white house fence faces charges
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Might buy a junkyard just to grow my own junk food.
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30,000 people in need in hawaii get free cell phones
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Trump supporters inadvertently show how easily misinformation spreads online
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How to deal when your entourage takes over your bridal appointment
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What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? he racism.
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British police say 261 'people of public prominence' suspected of child sex abuse
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Mk-3102: once-a-week diabetes drug effective in clinical study
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What's an african's least favorite appetizer? e - bola soup
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Mark hamill says donald trump's appointees are 'really despicable people'
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I'm not a violent person. i just really enjoy assisting people in falling down.
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Scientists offer plan to hide earth from advanced space aliens
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Knock knock who's there ! bruno ! bruno who ? bruno more tea for me !
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Did you hear about that religious airline? their prophets are soaring
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How to communicate on difficult subjects and win -- a true story
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Sam bee presents horrific tales 'coming from inside the white house'
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How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle? he hops.
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Artist shot dead while working on oakland anti-violence mural
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No, i'm not damaging my liver. i'm about to sterilize it using alcohol.
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I eat sunflower seeds because i like food but i absolutely love littering
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Homecoming meals: how bridget kelly starts her day (recipe)
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What did o say to q? your boto is showing!
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Lessons learned from the babe ruth of relationships
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Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! yes sir it's the hot water that kills them.
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Dozens of gop delegates launch new push to halt donald trump
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Best new chefs 2013: 'food & wine' announces 25th annual awards
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Beyoncé's 'lemonade' is a powerful ode to black women everywhere
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Women in business: julie jakobek, managing director and executive producer, ja digital
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H.i.v. arrived in the u.s. long before ‘patient zero’
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U.s. threatens to cut bilateral ties with russia on syria
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