CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse.	true
Fighting the war on women: south africa 2015	false
What is a jamaican's favorite video game? smoke-a-mon	true
What do you do if your computer hums? tell it to change its socsks!	true
What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch? fission chips.	true
Pigs in a blanket hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?	true
Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one.	true
The global search for education: a healthy start for all	false
Dnc chair underdogs get scrappy in final debate	false
What an italian american leader did for arab americans and for me	false
A skeleton walks into a bar tells the bartender, gimme a beer and a mop.	true
These fall allergies are on me like the nypd 'cause i can't breathe.	true
'hunger games' wedding: wedding and event institute hosts 1st annual wedding games contest	false
I lost weight: matthew berning revamped his eating habits and lost over 70 pounds	false
If you skip church on sundays.. you're pulling a christian bale.	true
What did the urban dog say to the other urban dog? wad up dawg?	true
Why mornings are mandy moore's favorite time of the day	false
How much power do you assign to words?	false
Apparently they're removing the essay section from the sat now it's just going to be called the t.	true
Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex.	true
Why don't you trust me?, she texted both the guys simultaneously.	true
Dapl pipeline interests try outrageous fait accompli and destroy ancient sites	false
What do you call a religious owl? a bird of pray.	true
Fuck. my iphone added a g to sayin' and now my black friends think i'm lame.	true
If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? da nile	true
Why did ellen pao punch the puppy? cause shes terrible.	true
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in.	true
Don't read part a backwards. it's a trap.	true
I like watching children run around at the park. they don't realize i'm using blanks.	true
Reddit is like internet porn... i've seen the top scoring entries of all categories up to page 20.	true
What tom sawyer taught me about overcoming anorexia	false
What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? a little head, baby	true
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. no seriously, your in the way.	true
Trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue	false
What do you say to simba if he's walking too slow? mufasa.	true
Todrick hall mixes 'peter pan' and katy perry in new video	false
My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys but i just can't lego	true
I found the worlds worst thesaurus. not only is it terrible, it's terrible.	true
How not to cheer at your kid's games	false
Columbia university refuses to recognize graduate student union	false
Law school tuition rises as salaries shrink and other things to law schools won't tell you	false
How should we structure a trip to the 2014 fifa world cup in brazil?	false
So i bought a galaxy note 7 today.. this phone is the bomb	true
Kirsten dunst on 'spider-man' reboots: 'we made the best ones, so who cares?'	false
Diy airplane food: 10 tasty meals you can carry on your flight	false
Nyt public editor blasts paper over san bernardino reporting	false
Why do all these blurry people keep telling me i'm drunk?	true
Hungry bear cub in colorado pizza parlor has a sweet tooth	false
Where the income gap and the lifespan gap meet	false
Rand paul doesn’t want mitch mcconnell out. the candidates he supports do.	false
Wine improves with age, i improve with wine.	true
Mos def i always thought that mos def had the most deft hands	true
What did one isis militant teacher say to their most successful student? you da bomb.	true
'each of us is a treasure': edward snowden writes to a malawi girl living with albinism	false
What do comic book collectors use in their hair? mint conditioner.	true
If you are hotter than me, wouldn't that make me cooler than you.	true
What do you call it when someone has sex with dwayne johnson? rock climbing. heh.	true
New research toward curing and living better with type 1 diabetes	false
Watch gay couples get married live in seattle, washington	false
You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? u. fuck u.	true
What is the name of one of the chinese gymnasts competing at the rio olympics? wai tu yung	true
Why should honeymoons only last six days? because seven days makes a hole weak.	true
What do you call a dumb musician? curt nobrain....	true
Why did the bmx date the motorcycle? he was feeling a bit bike-curious.	true
: you didn't honestly think there'd be weed in your pot pie, did you?	true
Here's a trick to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube	false
46 trillion reasons to evolve society right now	false
Nothing screams dui like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus.	true
Birth control??? here watch my kids for 10 minutes.	true
Why do doctors spank babies when they are first born? the penises fall off the dumb ones.	true
How to wear black jeans for 5 days, in 5 different ways (photos)	false
How is trump picking a new fbi director even a thing?	false
Former model: 'my modeling career lasted for 3 years and as a result, i've had anorexia for 8'	false
No kanye, it's called coney island. kanye island. coney island kanye island. co... ney. kan... ye.	true
Why a higher unemployment rate is actually good news this time	false
The groundhog saw the shadow and said it was an awful movie.	true
You have to see this starbucks barista's cup doodles	false
‘redneck' florida couple hold wedding in mud pit	false
I lost the 120 lbs that were weighing me down really fast with one simple trick divorce.	true
I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there.	true
Sam schmidt: inspiration to racing fans, inspiration to us all	false
How to clean a fan without a hassle	false
Making healthy people and healthy communities part of our energy future	false
Arsenal players try to speak with new york accents for american tour	false
The first half hour of 'fifty shades' was basically a 'that's what she said' joke	false
Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? because they have great toe fu.	true
Work stress: 5 tension-busting tricks from cognitive behavioral therapy	false
Tiffany haddish extols virtues of drinking poisonous turpentine	false
9-year-old challenges boys-only robotics program -- and wins	false
Shoving a hose up someones butt. what a douche move!	true
Jan baird, georgia mom, finds bullet inside son's new shoes	false
Tim kaine: some fbi employees are 'actively working' to help trump	false
What's the difference between michael phelps and hitler? phelps can actually finish a race.	true
What is isis's favorite type of text? is the answer: a: heading b: heading c: heading	true
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.	true
I propose we rename our seasons: blizzard flood oven kinda nice for a bit	true
R. clarke cooper, head of log cabin republicans, to step down	false
Why did the snowman leave his wife? because she got plowed by another man.	true
I lost weight: crystal english planned and prepared meals and lost 125 pounds	false
21 things single people are tired of hearing	false

My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse.

true

Fighting the war on women: south africa 2015

false

What is a jamaican's favorite video game? smoke-a-mon

true

What do you do if your computer hums? tell it to change its socsks!

true

What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch? fission chips.

true

Pigs in a blanket hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?

true

Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one.

true

The global search for education: a healthy start for all

false

Dnc chair underdogs get scrappy in final debate

false

What an italian american leader did for arab americans and for me

false

A skeleton walks into a bar tells the bartender, gimme a beer and a mop.

true

These fall allergies are on me like the nypd 'cause i can't breathe.

true

'hunger games' wedding: wedding and event institute hosts 1st annual wedding games contest

false

I lost weight: matthew berning revamped his eating habits and lost over 70 pounds

false

If you skip church on sundays.. you're pulling a christian bale.

true

What did the urban dog say to the other urban dog? wad up dawg?

true

Why mornings are mandy moore's favorite time of the day

false

How much power do you assign to words?

false

Apparently they're removing the essay section from the sat now it's just going to be called the t.

true

Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex.

true

Why don't you trust me?, she texted both the guys simultaneously.

true

Dapl pipeline interests try outrageous fait accompli and destroy ancient sites

false

What do you call a religious owl? a bird of pray.

true

Fuck. my iphone added a g to sayin' and now my black friends think i'm lame.

true

If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? da nile

true

Why did ellen pao punch the puppy? cause shes terrible.

true

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in.

true

Don't read part a backwards. it's a trap.

true

I like watching children run around at the park. they don't realize i'm using blanks.

true

Reddit is like internet porn... i've seen the top scoring entries of all categories up to page 20.

true

What tom sawyer taught me about overcoming anorexia

false

What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? a little head, baby

true

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. no seriously, your in the way.

true

Trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue

false

What do you say to simba if he's walking too slow? mufasa.

true

Todrick hall mixes 'peter pan' and katy perry in new video

false

My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys but i just can't lego

true

I found the worlds worst thesaurus. not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

true

How not to cheer at your kid's games

false

Columbia university refuses to recognize graduate student union

false

Law school tuition rises as salaries shrink and other things to law schools won't tell you

false

How should we structure a trip to the 2014 fifa world cup in brazil?

false

So i bought a galaxy note 7 today.. this phone is the bomb

true

Kirsten dunst on 'spider-man' reboots: 'we made the best ones, so who cares?'

false

Diy airplane food: 10 tasty meals you can carry on your flight

false

Nyt public editor blasts paper over san bernardino reporting

false

Why do all these blurry people keep telling me i'm drunk?

true

Hungry bear cub in colorado pizza parlor has a sweet tooth

false

Where the income gap and the lifespan gap meet

false

Rand paul doesn’t want mitch mcconnell out. the candidates he supports do.

false

Wine improves with age, i improve with wine.

true

Mos def i always thought that mos def had the most deft hands

true

What did one isis militant teacher say to their most successful student? you da bomb.

true

'each of us is a treasure': edward snowden writes to a malawi girl living with albinism

false

What do comic book collectors use in their hair? mint conditioner.

true

If you are hotter than me, wouldn't that make me cooler than you.

true

What do you call it when someone has sex with dwayne johnson? rock climbing. heh.

true

New research toward curing and living better with type 1 diabetes

false

Watch gay couples get married live in seattle, washington

false

You know what is the most hated letter in alphabet? u. fuck u.

true

What is the name of one of the chinese gymnasts competing at the rio olympics? wai tu yung

true

Why should honeymoons only last six days? because seven days makes a hole weak.

true

What do you call a dumb musician? curt nobrain....

true

Why did the bmx date the motorcycle? he was feeling a bit bike-curious.

true

: you didn't honestly think there'd be weed in your pot pie, did you?

true

Here's a trick to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube

false

46 trillion reasons to evolve society right now

false

Nothing screams dui like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus.

true

Birth control??? here watch my kids for 10 minutes.

true

Why do doctors spank babies when they are first born? the penises fall off the dumb ones.

true

How to wear black jeans for 5 days, in 5 different ways (photos)

false

How is trump picking a new fbi director even a thing?

false

Former model: 'my modeling career lasted for 3 years and as a result, i've had anorexia for 8'

false

No kanye, it's called coney island. kanye island. coney island kanye island. co... ney. kan... ye.

true

Why a higher unemployment rate is actually good news this time

false

The groundhog saw the shadow and said it was an awful movie.

true

You have to see this starbucks barista's cup doodles

false

‘redneck' florida couple hold wedding in mud pit

false

I lost the 120 lbs that were weighing me down really fast with one simple trick divorce.

true

I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there.

true

Sam schmidt: inspiration to racing fans, inspiration to us all

false

How to clean a fan without a hassle

false

Making healthy people and healthy communities part of our energy future

false

Arsenal players try to speak with new york accents for american tour

false

The first half hour of 'fifty shades' was basically a 'that's what she said' joke

false

Why do vegetarian chefs type with their feet? because they have great toe fu.

true

Work stress: 5 tension-busting tricks from cognitive behavioral therapy

false

Tiffany haddish extols virtues of drinking poisonous turpentine

false

9-year-old challenges boys-only robotics program -- and wins

false

Shoving a hose up someones butt. what a douche move!

true

Jan baird, georgia mom, finds bullet inside son's new shoes

false

Tim kaine: some fbi employees are 'actively working' to help trump

false

What's the difference between michael phelps and hitler? phelps can actually finish a race.

true

What is isis's favorite type of text? is the answer: a: heading b: heading c: heading

true

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

true

I propose we rename our seasons: blizzard flood oven kinda nice for a bit

true

R. clarke cooper, head of log cabin republicans, to step down

false

Why did the snowman leave his wife? because she got plowed by another man.

true

I lost weight: crystal english planned and prepared meals and lost 125 pounds

false

21 things single people are tired of hearing

false