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Q: what do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities? a: party poopers | true |
Wednesday's morning email: nyc defiant after terror attack claims 8 lives | false |
The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said you lost the game. | true |
The best summer ice cream flavors: our editors' picks, 2013 (photos) | false |
Croatian gay rights activists protest ahead of marriage equality referendum | false |
I like my beer how i like my violence.. domestic | true |
Dylann roof convicted in slayings of black church members | false |
How to celebrate the best parts of the holidays all year long | false |
The future of learning: project-based*, place-based, experiential, authentic, constructivism | false |
Tina fey and ronda rousey team up for new film | false |
The supercomputer that won jeopardy is now helping california save water | false |
Uk authorities disassemble marijuana grow op found at legoland | false |
The insecurity generation: how our over reliance on parenting experts is threatening parenthood | false |
Experts press feds to eradicate lead poisoning by 2021 | false |
This is bob.. bob has no hands. -*knock, knock* -whos there? -not bob! | true |
What should you do if a bird poos on your car? don't ask her out again | true |
Childhood cancer survivors face increased heart health risk after treatment | false |
Placing my signature wherever i go. because, signature move! | true |
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? because they have cotton balls. | true |
You know what the last thing i said last year was? one! | true |
What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? he doesn't give a fuck or a shit. | true |
Drew barrymore tries fashion photography with charlotte gainsbourg (video) | false |
I can't believe this paper went to college, let alone thought it ruled | true |
I asked my wife to name an adjective that describes my penis... she replied vestigial. | true |
What are your thoughts on new soup technology? i say progresso at any cost. | true |
Putting the mind and soul back into psychiatry | false |
Some truly excellent costumes from nyc's famous halloween dog parade | false |
Step up? ive got a step ladder,i never really knew my real ladder | true |
Kristen stewart's mom responds to claim that she just outed her daughter | false |
Um excuse me i am a person not a piece of meat | true |
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull. | true |
4 ways to cope when you're around unhappy people | false |
If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic | true |
'finding dory' shows no signs of slowing down at the box office | false |
Will ferrell is really pumped about the usa-germany game | false |
25 things every man should be able to do in the kitchen | false |
Patti smith brings out bruce springsteen for politically charged show | false |
What's white and kills you if it gets in your eye? an aeroplane | true |
Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together. | true |
What do jews and snorlax have in common? they always lie | true |
What's the difference between hillary and a piece of fruit? | true |
Donald trump to meet with editors of new yorker, vanity fair and vogue | false |
New evidence frees convicted murderer who spent 19 years behind bars | false |
These queer, gender non-conforming dancers are shaking up alabama | false |
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? so he could break out. | true |
Chris brown was the director of what film? sucker punch | true |
'alan cumming snaps!': the 'good wife' actor's photography exhibit (slideshow) | false |
*steals someone's soul* *steals someone's mate* *creates a soulmate* | true |
Damn reddit, aren't you tired of this bullshit? | true |
Look: 'mad men' star elisabeth moss's changing style (video) | false |
Beloved 'walking dead' character's death distracts from another dark reveal | false |
Dark humor is like food not everyone has it | true |
Who has the most karma on reddit? buddha. | true |
Miserable cat with 5 pounds of matted fur undergoes incredible transformation | false |
Friends only its dogs but instead of claps in the theme song, barks | true |
Roses are red, their stems are green ... jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams. | true |
Bob odenkirk says more 'breaking bad' characters are coming to 'better call saul' | false |
The best and worst beauty ingredients for psoriasis | false |
Christopher kloman, ex-teacher, sentenced to 43 years in prison for sexual abuse of students | false |
What martial art did hitler have a black belt in? gazillion jew-jitsu | true |
Friday box office keeps 'gravity' afloat at no. 1, with strong debut from 'captain phillips' | false |
I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. so far i've got 50,000 signatures. | true |
Interviewer: give me an example of something you took with you from your last job me: toilet paper | true |
Why a church says bike lanes could violate their religious freedom | false |
Why did the late man stand on the clock? he wanted to be on time. | true |
U.s. senate backs massive increase in military spending | false |
The duchess of cambridge went full jackie o for easter | false |
Girl, are you some good weed? because you smell dank. | true |
Trump calls bergdahl sentence a disgrace to country and military | false |
Propecia, baldness drug, linked with sexual problems even after men stop taking it | false |
I feel guilty because my husband makes more money | false |
How do you confuse a palaeontologist? give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from. | true |
Teacher reportedly told kids donald trump will deport their parents | false |
From marilyn monroe to scarlett johansson: what's changed? | false |
A midget psychic escaped prison today... authorities claim there's a small medium at large. | true |
The man who invented pin numbers and atm machines has died. may he rip in peace. | true |
Taipei's museum of contemporary art offers a voyage into the bizarre | false |
Your majesty, we've searched far for him. did you search wide? no. yeah, you better do that. | true |
Creating a home together is an intimate act: 4 essential strategies for success | false |
Infuriating video shows meek mill making homeless man do pushups for $20 | false |
I do this thing where i suddenly become visible to people only when they need me. | true |
Alex jones hit with another defamation lawsuit, and it could go to a jury | false |
I once ate an exclamation mark... it was surprisingly good. | true |
Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? because they get jalapeno business. | true |
Back to school: a letter to my daughter | false |
What do the egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself? imhotep | true |
Premiering 2017. they never saw him coming. sean penn is the retard pope | true |
Him: him: could i maybe come with you next time? | true |
Muhammad ali's son detained at airport, asked 'are you muslim?' | false |
How to spot a lousy movie (by reading the ad copy) | false |
Can't get a standing desk? these are almost as good | false |
Saving lives and money in the fight against america's opioid epidemic | false |
Friday box office pushes 'riddick' ahead of one direction doc | false |
Stephen colbert ridicules donald trump for taking off his first weekend | false |
The overlooked way that companies can make workers more loyal | false |
Are you going or not? this is as fast as i can go karen | true |
The secret reason i didn't have an epidural | false |
Fun trick to play on your partner: don't you remember what day this is? | true |
All kinds of mind-blowing air stunts going on here | false |
Refugees passing through greece share their tragedies in heartwrenching film | false |
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