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'today' anchors wear 'charlie brown' costumes for halloween
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Watch queen latifah and jimmy fallon beatbox 'bust a move' on 'the tonight show'
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There's a high proportion of people with asd in scientific fields. autism causes vaccines.
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I'm a vegetarian. subway gave me a chicken club. oops, wrong sub.
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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? bison!
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Saudi woman arrested after wearing skirt and crop top in viral video
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We bet you won't be able tell who made these messes: kids or dogs?
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What's the rudest kind of elf? a go fuck yours-elf
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Americans don’t really care about trump’s ‘great wall’ ― but his base sure does
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Hollywood and democrats: speak up against harvey weinstein or show your hypocrisy
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Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. it never gets old.
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Fall activities: how many calories do you burn?
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Sexual harassment comes at a cost. so does speaking up about it.
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Dad's message goes out to every father who's been called a 'babysitter'
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Summerdoc finale and others: 'the overnighters', 'pump', 'levitated mass'
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Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what i wanted
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Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese? the hallouminatti.
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Trust me, brad pitt and i are not self-absorbed
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Jimmy kimmel asks people if hillary clinton should be impeached
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Netflix is here to cure parents' headaches with 'birthdays on-demand'
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‘steven universe’ fans are fighting bogus homophobic censorship
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What european capital has the most ghosts? boodapest!
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Scientists spy rare carpet of crabs swarming across deep sea floor
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Pete and repeat went into a bar, pete came out who was left?
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What do you call a short mexican? a paragraph, because they're too short to be an es'e
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Canada $100 bill controversy: bank of canada apologizes after accusations of racism
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How to throw a downton abbey premiere party
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What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? an outback vibrator
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A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 tinder matches...
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Accused flasher says he was trying to remove bug
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Q. what is the best way to get to paradise? a. turn right and go straight.
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Lie sang bong paints models' faces brown for fall 2012 show (photos, poll)
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Morocco hits all the right notes for travelers
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... he's dreaming too.
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Turkeys' reactions to trying real thanksgiving food is priceless!
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses the large hadron collider as a hula hoop.
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Cooking off the cuff: two-ingredient pasta -- literally mac and cheese
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How many non-compliant germans does it take to change a light bulb? nein!
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Melissa joan hart finally answers 7 major 'sabrina' mysteries
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The media are saying and doing a bunch of sexist stuff during the olympics
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So i ended up sleeping on a bench last night... ...no hobo.
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Officials: isis militants destroy another ancient heritage site in iraq
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How food tank's danielle nierenberg wants to save the world
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A couple of kids tried using pickles for a ping-pong game. they had the volley of the dills.
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Hillary clinton recalls hairy story about 'misogynist' vladimir putin
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Huffpost hill - democrats formally nominate tambourine guy from neighborhood dad band for vp
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How not to waste money with facebook ads
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Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words.
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Patrice sanders, florida bus driver, allegedly forced students to fight in her backyard (video)
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When beyonce is on her period... ...does jay z have 100 problems?
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Jash destroys the internet with sarah silverman, michael cera, tim & eric and reggie watts (video)
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Ellen degeneres skewers donald trump's travel ban via 'finding dory' summary
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Lady gaga calls for 2014 sochi winter olympic boycott
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Is he cheating? answer depends on how you define infidelity (video)
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A new poll shows what teenagers really think about guns
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Palestinian teen killed amid protests against arson attack
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Can you think of any snake jokes? because i serpently can't.
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Boss: tell me a joke me: i am busy boss: good one!! tell me another
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Will smith raps 'miami' at 'suicide squad' block party, transports us back to 1997
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'new hampshire' episode 4: not just for old, white people
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Interview with birgit muller (three-time emmy award winning designer)
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There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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55% of people will yawn after reading the word yawn.
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Flooding google: google's new headquarters and the threat of sea-level rise
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I love you, but i'm not in change my relationship status on fb love with you
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Why do midgets laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls.
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Make paint dipped bud vases without the mess
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Cuba confirms 110 killed in country's deadliest plane crash since 1989
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Why the un rejected turkey's bid for a security council seat?
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What happens when a mom tries to do yoga
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From charleena lyles to sophia king, black women are uniquely endangered by police
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Teaching kids patience: pamela druckerman and our readers share their best advice
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7 gorgeous flower gifs to remind us spring is almost here
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Drake cancels his philadelphia show an hour after its start time
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Would an unfulfilled beer ad bikini model... be known as a sadder budweiser girl?
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They probably could have called lightbulbs, just bulbs. most people would still get it.
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Pig beach, bahamas: swimming pigs is a thing on island
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The nypd has secretly been spying on cell phones since 2008
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7 caught-on-camera pranks that prove that college is for shenanigans
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The great reaction against ethnic and gender identity politics was long in the making
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Allentine's ay. for those of you who won't be getting the v or the d on feb. 14th.
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'there are no words:' france, germany soccer players react to paris attacks
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What do you call an italian who has sex with kids? pasta
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Why don't british people pronounce their t's? because they're all in the boston harbor.
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Mike pence's new neighborhood gets plastered with 'trust women' signs
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'jem and the holograms' was a truly outrageous flop at the box office
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Death penalty sought for man accused of killing 6 in fire
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What's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money
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I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... i think it was mayweather
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You just got engaged: top 5 things to do
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I love my mother. but if she passed away today i would be thankful
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What does an eskimo do if his house falls down? igloos it back together.
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I don't hold grudges. my father held grudges, i always hated him for that.
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I like my slaves like i like my coffee fair trade.
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Even in dallas, you can be pro-cop and believe black lives matter
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What do you call a friar in prison? a felonious monk
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Fiercest fighting in days between kurds and isis in kobani
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What's the difference between an angry man and a gay arab? an angry man shakes a fist...
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How to make marriage work for 64 years
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How to be a budget sensitive passport collecting fool
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