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'today' anchors wear 'charlie brown' costumes for halloween | false |
Watch queen latifah and jimmy fallon beatbox 'bust a move' on 'the tonight show' | false |
There's a high proportion of people with asd in scientific fields. autism causes vaccines. | true |
I'm a vegetarian. subway gave me a chicken club. oops, wrong sub. | true |
What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? bison! | true |
Saudi woman arrested after wearing skirt and crop top in viral video | false |
We bet you won't be able tell who made these messes: kids or dogs? | false |
What's the rudest kind of elf? a go fuck yours-elf | true |
Americans don’t really care about trump’s ‘great wall’ ― but his base sure does | false |
Hollywood and democrats: speak up against harvey weinstein or show your hypocrisy | false |
Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. it never gets old. | true |
Fall activities: how many calories do you burn? | false |
Sexual harassment comes at a cost. so does speaking up about it. | false |
Dad's message goes out to every father who's been called a 'babysitter' | false |
Summerdoc finale and others: 'the overnighters', 'pump', 'levitated mass' | false |
Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what i wanted | true |
Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese? the hallouminatti. | true |
Trust me, brad pitt and i are not self-absorbed | false |
Jimmy kimmel asks people if hillary clinton should be impeached | false |
Netflix is here to cure parents' headaches with 'birthdays on-demand' | false |
‘steven universe’ fans are fighting bogus homophobic censorship | false |
What european capital has the most ghosts? boodapest! | true |
Scientists spy rare carpet of crabs swarming across deep sea floor | false |
Pete and repeat went into a bar, pete came out who was left? | true |
What do you call a short mexican? a paragraph, because they're too short to be an es'e | true |
Canada $100 bill controversy: bank of canada apologizes after accusations of racism | false |
How to throw a downton abbey premiere party | false |
What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? an outback vibrator | true |
A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 tinder matches... | true |
Accused flasher says he was trying to remove bug | false |
Q. what is the best way to get to paradise? a. turn right and go straight. | true |
Lie sang bong paints models' faces brown for fall 2012 show (photos, poll) | false |
Morocco hits all the right notes for travelers | false |
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... he's dreaming too. | true |
Turkeys' reactions to trying real thanksgiving food is priceless! | false |
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the large hadron collider as a hula hoop. | true |
Cooking off the cuff: two-ingredient pasta -- literally mac and cheese | false |
How many non-compliant germans does it take to change a light bulb? nein! | true |
Melissa joan hart finally answers 7 major 'sabrina' mysteries | false |
The media are saying and doing a bunch of sexist stuff during the olympics | false |
So i ended up sleeping on a bench last night... ...no hobo. | true |
Officials: isis militants destroy another ancient heritage site in iraq | false |
How food tank's danielle nierenberg wants to save the world | false |
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a ping-pong game. they had the volley of the dills. | true |
Hillary clinton recalls hairy story about 'misogynist' vladimir putin | false |
Huffpost hill - democrats formally nominate tambourine guy from neighborhood dad band for vp | false |
How not to waste money with facebook ads | false |
Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words. | true |
Patrice sanders, florida bus driver, allegedly forced students to fight in her backyard (video) | false |
When beyonce is on her period... ...does jay z have 100 problems? | true |
Jash destroys the internet with sarah silverman, michael cera, tim & eric and reggie watts (video) | false |
Ellen degeneres skewers donald trump's travel ban via 'finding dory' summary | false |
Lady gaga calls for 2014 sochi winter olympic boycott | false |
Is he cheating? answer depends on how you define infidelity (video) | false |
A new poll shows what teenagers really think about guns | false |
Palestinian teen killed amid protests against arson attack | false |
Can you think of any snake jokes? because i serpently can't. | true |
Boss: tell me a joke me: i am busy boss: good one!! tell me another | true |
Will smith raps 'miami' at 'suicide squad' block party, transports us back to 1997 | false |
'new hampshire' episode 4: not just for old, white people | false |
Interview with birgit muller (three-time emmy award winning designer) | false |
There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. | true |
55% of people will yawn after reading the word yawn. | true |
Flooding google: google's new headquarters and the threat of sea-level rise | false |
I love you, but i'm not in change my relationship status on fb love with you | true |
Why do midgets laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls. | true |
Make paint dipped bud vases without the mess | false |
Cuba confirms 110 killed in country's deadliest plane crash since 1989 | false |
Why the un rejected turkey's bid for a security council seat? | false |
What happens when a mom tries to do yoga | false |
From charleena lyles to sophia king, black women are uniquely endangered by police | false |
Teaching kids patience: pamela druckerman and our readers share their best advice | false |
7 gorgeous flower gifs to remind us spring is almost here | false |
Drake cancels his philadelphia show an hour after its start time | false |
Would an unfulfilled beer ad bikini model... be known as a sadder budweiser girl? | true |
They probably could have called lightbulbs, just bulbs. most people would still get it. | true |
Pig beach, bahamas: swimming pigs is a thing on island | false |
The nypd has secretly been spying on cell phones since 2008 | false |
7 caught-on-camera pranks that prove that college is for shenanigans | false |
The great reaction against ethnic and gender identity politics was long in the making | false |
Allentine's ay. for those of you who won't be getting the v or the d on feb. 14th. | true |
'there are no words:' france, germany soccer players react to paris attacks | false |
What do you call an italian who has sex with kids? pasta | true |
Why don't british people pronounce their t's? because they're all in the boston harbor. | true |
Mike pence's new neighborhood gets plastered with 'trust women' signs | false |
'jem and the holograms' was a truly outrageous flop at the box office | false |
Death penalty sought for man accused of killing 6 in fire | false |
What's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money | true |
I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... i think it was mayweather | true |
You just got engaged: top 5 things to do | false |
I love my mother. but if she passed away today i would be thankful | false |
What does an eskimo do if his house falls down? igloos it back together. | true |
I don't hold grudges. my father held grudges, i always hated him for that. | true |
I like my slaves like i like my coffee fair trade. | true |
Even in dallas, you can be pro-cop and believe black lives matter | false |
What do you call a friar in prison? a felonious monk | true |
Fiercest fighting in days between kurds and isis in kobani | false |
What's the difference between an angry man and a gay arab? an angry man shakes a fist... | true |
How to make marriage work for 64 years | false |
How to be a budget sensitive passport collecting fool | false |
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