CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How much does a chinese dumpling weigh? it weighs won-ton	true
It's all mental: on the power of the mind	false
1 in 3 cases of dementia could be prevented by healthier lifestyles	false
Well, if i called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?	true
10 unexpected things that can ruin your sleep	false
Who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart'	false
Why do chicken coops have two doors? because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan.	true
How do you make a car top? you gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!	true
What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.	true
Hangover foods: the worst decisions you can make	false
What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? a small medium at large!	true
I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty	true
My couch has gotten so much ass today.	true
You play world of warcraft and leage of legends? wow, lol.	true
7 ideas to help you keep your new year resolutions	false
Canada: no plans to clamp down at border to deter migrants	false
Whats red and smells like blue paint? red paint.	true
How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?	true
Which american state is not great, but not bad either? ok.	true
What would you get if you crossed the easter bunny with a leprechaun? the easter blarney!	true
Spirits away! 8 mocktails for kids and moms-to-be	false
Video shows questionable arrest of two black teenagers in texas	false
Will trump follow through on guns? he didn't do so on immigration.	false
Kuwait twitter user sentenced to 2 years in prison for insulting emir	false
Pete holmes reveals new stand-up and tv plans after just losing his show	false
Geena davis suggests one very good reason to make diverse entertainment	false
Tweeters criticize cnn over 'propaganda' piece on kim jong un's sister	false
Ladies and gents ladies and gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets.	true
Every minute in america... costs you 5 dollars.	true
Why did adolf hitler commit suicide? he saw the gas bill.	true
This plantable coffee cup may change the way you see waste	false
Trump assails 'phony witch hunt' ahead of possible indictment in russia probe	false
Women more likely to have allergies, asthma than men: study	false
There is a place with a 98% recycling rate! r/jokes	true
Why do gay guys wear condoms? to play star wars.	true
Tony hale teases a more bluth-centric season of 'arrested development'	false
Why did the dolphin commit suicide? because it felt like its life had no porpoise.	true
Prospective jurors boycott judge aaron persky as 1 million people demand his recall	false
I'm not a pessimist. i'm a depressed realist.	true
Why do you never play uno with a mexican? because they will steal all the green cards.	true
What allergy patients need to know about immunotherapy	false
What do you call an arabic rapper? vanilla isis	true
'cowards' beat man with cerebral palsy, post video on facebook	false
Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? life is bullshit.	true
Anna nicole smith's daughter looked precious at the kentucky derby	false
I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalks... ...for keeping me off the streets	true
Miley cyrus really changed up her style in 2012: a look back (photos, poll)	false
This jewelry brand has destroyed 40,000 illegal weapons through its charitable giving	false
Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? better traction in the mud.	true
The fat jew: 'i wish more guys were wearing sleeveless turtlenecks'	false
Is santa clause real? because the zero's on my bank statement are.	true
What did joe hill say when someone asked if he was joe king? no, i'm dead serious.	true
Yesterday i held a door open for a clown... i thought it was a nice jester.	true
Why did the milking stool only have three legs? because the cow has the udder	true
Karen's body beautiful hold it hair gel keeps my curls from shrinking into a matted mess	false
The secret to giving love this valentine's day	false
What do a brick and i have in common? we both get laid by hand.	true
How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? sleep at night	true
Rosie o'donnell is leaving 'the view' after split from wife	false
The controversy over trump and russia sanctions isn't going away	false
Hillary clinton’s polling numbers are still very strong	false
Antioxidant expert answers your questions on instant coffee and tea	false
How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? artificial intelligence.	true
This proposed pipeline would cut right through the appalachian trail	false
9 crimes frank underwood would be charged with, if there were any justice in 'house of cards'	false
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.	true
What did the melon king say to the two young melons in love? they can't-elope.	true
Q: what do modern artists eat for breakfast? a: surreal.	true
Bay area nuns fight human trafficking before super bowl, all year long	false
Mighty movie podcast: fred stoller on fred & vinnie	false
Diversity reigns as bet's 'book of negroes' dominates early round of canadian screen awards	false
What's the difference between time and ronaldo? time passes	true
I pushed the happy button... ...i just made it depressed.	true
Rosanna arquette tears up thanking fellow 'silence breakers' at sag awards	false
Archbishop of canterbury calls trump's muslim ban un-christian	false
What's an asian's favorite time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty	true
Tennessee tv station rejects ad with gay soldier	false
I once met a girl with 12 nipples. sounds funny, dozen tit?	true
Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich	true
Israel eyes european jewish immigration after denmark attack	false
Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like george washington did	true
15 reasons 'outlander' is secretly a 'battlestar galactica' remake	false
An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... he said he couldn't resist.	true
7 tips to get your new year's money resolution started off right	false
I think armless persons are the best you've gotta hand it to them.	true
How do canibals eat victims with parkinson's disease? shake n bake	true
Chrissy malson's gps guide on prepping for a good night's rest	false
Women are like voltron... the more you hook up the better it is	true
For laura benanti, being a 'feminist with a capital f' has paid off	false
Why did the hen win a wild west duel between it and a peacock? hen shot first.	true
Antibiotics and the common cold: how to just say no	false
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.	true
Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency.	true
This may be the coolest way ever to quit your job	false
Nick cannon lupus: mariah carey helping husband through illness (video)	false
Donald trump: undocumented immigrants are pouring over the border to vote	false
An open letter to the makers of the wolf of wall street, and the wolf himself	false
Feds raid alleged 'maternity tourism' hotels that help pregnant foreign women give birth in u.s.	false
I like my women like i like my reality shows.... naked and afraid.	true
Supreme court’s first abortion case of the trump era has arrived	false

How much does a chinese dumpling weigh? it weighs *won-ton*

true

It's all mental: on the power of the mind

false

1 in 3 cases of dementia could be prevented by healthier lifestyles

false

Well, if i called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

true

10 unexpected things that can ruin your sleep

false

Who needs the apple watch? this startup is building straps that make any regular watch 'smart'

false

Why do chicken coops have two doors? because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan.

true

How do you make a car top? you gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

true

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

true

Hangover foods: the worst decisions you can make

false

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? a small medium at large!

true

I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty

true

My couch has gotten so much ass today.

true

You play world of warcraft and leage of legends? wow, lol.

true

7 ideas to help you keep your new year resolutions

false

Canada: no plans to clamp down at border to deter migrants

false

Whats red and smells like blue paint? red paint.

true

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

true

Which american state is not great, but not bad either? ok.

true

What would you get if you crossed the easter bunny with a leprechaun? the easter blarney!

true

Spirits away! 8 mocktails for kids and moms-to-be

false

Video shows questionable arrest of two black teenagers in texas

false

Will trump follow through on guns? he didn't do so on immigration.

false

Kuwait twitter user sentenced to 2 years in prison for insulting emir

false

Pete holmes reveals new stand-up and tv plans after just losing his show

false

Geena davis suggests one very good reason to make diverse entertainment

false

Tweeters criticize cnn over 'propaganda' piece on kim jong un's sister

false

Ladies and gents ladies and gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets.

true

Every minute in america... costs you 5 dollars.

true

Why did adolf hitler commit suicide? he saw the gas bill.

true

This plantable coffee cup may change the way you see waste

false

Trump assails 'phony witch hunt' ahead of possible indictment in russia probe

false

Women more likely to have allergies, asthma than men: study

false

There is a place with a 98% recycling rate! r/jokes

true

Why do gay guys wear condoms? to play star wars.

true

Tony hale teases a more bluth-centric season of 'arrested development'

false

Why did the dolphin commit suicide? because it felt like its life had no porpoise.

true

Prospective jurors boycott judge aaron persky as 1 million people demand his recall

false

I'm not a pessimist. i'm a depressed realist.

true

Why do you never play uno with a mexican? because they will steal all the green cards.

true

What allergy patients need to know about immunotherapy

false

What do you call an arabic rapper? vanilla isis

true

'cowards' beat man with cerebral palsy, post video on facebook

false

Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? life is bullshit.

true

Anna nicole smith's daughter looked precious at the kentucky derby

false

I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalks... ...for keeping me off the streets

true

Miley cyrus really changed up her style in 2012: a look back (photos, poll)

false

This jewelry brand has destroyed 40,000 illegal weapons through its charitable giving

false

Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? better traction in the mud.

true

The fat jew: 'i wish more guys were wearing sleeveless turtlenecks'

false

Is santa clause real? because the zero's on my bank statement are.

true

What did joe hill say when someone asked if he was joe king? no, i'm dead serious.

true

Yesterday i held a door open for a clown... i thought it was a nice jester.

true

Why did the milking stool only have three legs? because the cow has the udder

true

Karen's body beautiful hold it hair gel keeps my curls from shrinking into a matted mess

false

The secret to giving love this valentine's day

false

What do a brick and i have in common? we both get laid by hand.

true

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? sleep at night

true

Rosie o'donnell is leaving 'the view' after split from wife

false

The controversy over trump and russia sanctions isn't going away

false

Hillary clinton’s polling numbers are still very strong

false

Antioxidant expert answers your questions on instant coffee and tea

false

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? artificial intelligence.

true

This proposed pipeline would cut right through the appalachian trail

false

9 crimes frank underwood would be charged with, if there were any justice in 'house of cards'

false

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.

true

What did the melon king say to the two young melons in love? they can't-elope.

true

Q: what do modern artists eat for breakfast? a: surreal.

true

Bay area nuns fight human trafficking before super bowl, all year long

false

Mighty movie podcast: fred stoller on fred & vinnie

false

Diversity reigns as bet's 'book of negroes' dominates early round of canadian screen awards

false

What's the difference between time and ronaldo? time passes

true

I pushed the happy button... ...i just made it depressed.

true

Rosanna arquette tears up thanking fellow 'silence breakers' at sag awards

false

Archbishop of canterbury calls trump's muslim ban un-christian

false

What's an asian's favorite time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty

true

Tennessee tv station rejects ad with gay soldier

false

I once met a girl with 12 nipples. sounds funny, dozen tit?

true

Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich

true

Israel eyes european jewish immigration after denmark attack

false

Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like george washington did

true

15 reasons 'outlander' is secretly a 'battlestar galactica' remake

false

An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... he said he couldn't resist.

true

7 tips to get your new year's money resolution started off right

false

I think armless persons are the best you've gotta hand it to them.

true

How do canibals eat victims with parkinson's disease? shake n bake

true

Chrissy malson's gps guide on prepping for a good night's rest

false

Women are like voltron... the more you hook up the better it is

true

For laura benanti, being a 'feminist with a capital f' has paid off

false

Why did the hen win a wild west duel between it and a peacock? hen shot first.

true

Antibiotics and the common cold: how to just say no

false

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

true

Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency.

true

This may be the coolest way ever to quit your job

false

Nick cannon lupus: mariah carey helping husband through illness (video)

false

Donald trump: undocumented immigrants are pouring over the border to vote

false

An open letter to the makers of the wolf of wall street, and the wolf himself

false

Feds raid alleged 'maternity tourism' hotels that help pregnant foreign women give birth in u.s.

false

I like my women like i like my reality shows.... naked and afraid.

true

Supreme court’s first abortion case of the trump era has arrived

false