CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Honeymoon on a budget: 5 incredible getaways that will save you money	false
Why don't jewish mothers drink? alcohol interferes with their suffering.	true
A white lie: no dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans.	true
Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? it got pissed off. . (i'll get my coat...)	true
Americans expect donald trump's policies to favor the rich	false
What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? dam!	true
Germany women's soccer beats sweden for historic rio gold	false
On 'snl,' alec baldwin’s donald trump can't stay on message either	false
The 10 most important water stories in 2014	false
Terminator doesn't google himself he uses altavista baby.	true
Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving	true
The best recipes to make with a can of white beans	false
Doj is monitoring investigation into fatal police shooting of philando castile	false
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!	true
Use these special pope emojis and be #blessed	false
Time to widen view of u.s. wine scene	false
This union is spending big with hopes of improving the plight of low-wage workers	false
How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? i don't know, that's a good question.	true
The truth came to a good marine, and died in his arms	false
I'm going bananas... that's what i tell the bananas when i'm leaving.	true
Netanyahu's allies blame white house criticism on misunderstanding	false
So apparently, we've been eating apples all wrong	false
Gamer beats 'fallout 3' in under 15 minutes	false
Finding my community at stupid cancer's omg summit for young adults	false
The minimum wage isn't just a wage: it's a standard	false
Refugees in greece brace for a cold winter ahead	false
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? jockey and jill!	true
Here's what's at stake for women if trump repeals obamacare	false
These 7 women prove tackle football isn't just for men	false
Qantas airlines book series, 'stories for every journey' last the duration of your flight	false
Huffpollster: donald trump could lose the next gop primary	false
Fusion staff is on the brink of unionizing	false
Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third.	true
My girlfriend dumped me for making too much game of thrones references. what a shame ding-a-ling	true
An astronaut's suggestion on how to fix politics would be expensive but probably pretty effective	false
Since the tragedy, america has failed the pulse shooting victims	false
Veteran suffers gunshot wound protecting baby sea turtles	false
What do you do to a scientist after he dies? you barium.	true
What a nut job i exclaimed, on my first day as president of almonds	true
Mitt romney sees only one possible explanation for why trump won't release his tax returns	false
Construction workers' sweet note to sick tot is the strongest support beam	false
Eggs and toast walk into a bar and the bartender says, we don't serve breakfast here.	true
Why did the lizard use viagra? he had a reptile dysfunction! credit goes to gilbert gottfried	true
7 under-the-radar u.s. spots to turn your hobby into a vacation	false
Alan grayson wants 'none of the above' on the presidential ballot	false
Family gunned down by stranded driver they were trying to help	false
House advances chemical safety reform bill, teeing up senate vote	false
Congress leaves town with no zika resolution, lengthy negotiations ahead	false
Why does everyone hate peppers? they always get jalapeno business!	true
Missouri governor defends curfew despite violent clashes in ferguson	false
How do you find will smith in the snow? look for fresh prince!	true
Netanyahu seeks to rally israelis around him in anti-obama assault	false
I only believe 12.5% of what the bible says. which makes me an eighth theist.	true
Just got a $14 haircut at great clips because i'm worth it goddamnit.	true
What is it called when you pay a hooker? an entrance fee.	true
Pete rose to enter cincinnati reds’ hall of fame	false
How to make perfect choices -- every time	false
5 signs that your daughter is a mean girl	false
Where do eggs keep their holidays pictures? in a photo albumen...	true
Alaska travel: chasing the aurora borealis with kids	false
Politicians react to paul ryan's election as speaker of the house	false
What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? there's twenty of them.	true
Can anyone please post some good accountant jokes? meeting with one tomorrow. thanks	true
I kept unwrapping my present and it was the lamest gift ever. a cardboard tube.	true
Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call.	true
Have you ever smelled moth balls? how did you get his tiny little legs open?	true
I spent the night with linda evangelista...sort of (photos)	false
World basketball’s governing body to reconsider whether players can wear hijabs	false
Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now i'm stuck in my restroom forever.	true
This grocery store is playing freebird which i interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey.	true
Another noose found near d.c. museums, police say	false
Bill maher lets 'impish brit' milo yiannopoulos off easy	false
What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? gender	true
Paul ryan pushes mental health reform instead of gun laws after colorado shooting	false
Why peyton manning badly needs to win super bowl 50	false
New york city considers divesting from walmart over gun sales	false
5 days ago i was bit by a spider, and still, no super-powers. comics lie.	true
Zendaya declares her love for beyoncé on our cheap celeb finds list	false
Oil prices have hit an 11-year low, and that's exactly what saudi arabia wants	false
8 hot drinks to make in your slow cooker for the holidays	false
Anybody home? yes, i am alone come in (house wife) husband: wtf! (who came early from the office)	true
Just had to gently break it to all these girls in starbucks that they are not zooey deschanel.	true
Hilary duff critiques her 'horrific' outfits from the early 2000s	false
What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. i cum from the hood	true
I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first until he finally went o	true
I like my women like i like my drinks... cheap and full of alcohol	true
'american idol' performer is so good, katy perry drops her chair	false
There was once a roman who ate his girlfriend. he was gladiator.	true
Sweden's turn left could deal a blow to european austerity	false
Business idea souvernir shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed	true
Michelin, triangle shirtwaist, and brian williams. name a tire, a fire, and a liar.	true
What's blue and smells like red painting? blue painting	true
Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus	true
I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching genders.	true
Two men walk into a bar.... ...the third one sees this and ducks.	true
Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised.	true
I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker.	true
Trump launches the 'war on christmas' in july	false
checks out grocery item grocery item: i have a boyfriend.	true
Why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong socks today.	true

Honeymoon on a budget: 5 incredible getaways that will save you money

false

Why don't jewish mothers drink? alcohol interferes with their suffering.

true

A white lie: no dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans.

true

Why did the contraceptive fly across the room? it got pissed off. . (i'll get my coat...)

true

Americans expect donald trump's policies to favor the rich

false

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? dam!

true

Germany women's soccer beats sweden for historic rio gold

false

On 'snl,' alec baldwin’s donald trump can't stay on message either

false

The 10 most important water stories in 2014

false

Terminator doesn't google himself he uses altavista baby.

true

Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving

true

The best recipes to make with a can of white beans

false

Doj is monitoring investigation into fatal police shooting of philando castile

false

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!

true

Use these special pope emojis and be #blessed

false

Time to widen view of u.s. wine scene

false

This union is spending big with hopes of improving the plight of low-wage workers

false

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? i don't know, that's a good question.

true

The truth came to a good marine, and died in his arms

false

I'm going bananas... that's what i tell the bananas when i'm leaving.

true

Netanyahu's allies blame white house criticism on misunderstanding

false

So apparently, we've been eating apples all wrong

false

Gamer beats 'fallout 3' in under 15 minutes

false

Finding my community at stupid cancer's omg summit for young adults

false

The minimum wage isn't just a wage: it's a standard

false

Refugees in greece brace for a cold winter ahead

false

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? jockey and jill!

true

Here's what's at stake for women if trump repeals obamacare

false

These 7 women prove tackle football isn't just for men

false

Qantas airlines book series, 'stories for every journey' last the duration of your flight

false

Huffpollster: donald trump could lose the next gop primary

false

Fusion staff is on the brink of unionizing

false

Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third.

true

My girlfriend dumped me for making too much game of thrones references. what a shame *ding-a-ling*

true

An astronaut's suggestion on how to fix politics would be expensive but probably pretty effective

false

Since the tragedy, america has failed the pulse shooting victims

false

Veteran suffers gunshot wound protecting baby sea turtles

false

What do you do to a scientist after he dies? you barium.

true

What a nut job i exclaimed, on my first day as president of almonds

true

Mitt romney sees only one possible explanation for why trump won't release his tax returns

false

Construction workers' sweet note to sick tot is the strongest support beam

false

Eggs and toast walk into a bar and the bartender says, we don't serve breakfast here.

true

Why did the lizard use viagra? he had a reptile dysfunction! credit goes to gilbert gottfried

true

7 under-the-radar u.s. spots to turn your hobby into a vacation

false

Alan grayson wants 'none of the above' on the presidential ballot

false

Family gunned down by stranded driver they were trying to help

false

House advances chemical safety reform bill, teeing up senate vote

false

Congress leaves town with no zika resolution, lengthy negotiations ahead

false

Why does everyone hate peppers? they always get jalapeno business!

true

Missouri governor defends curfew despite violent clashes in ferguson

false

How do you find will smith in the snow? look for fresh prince!

true

Netanyahu seeks to rally israelis around him in anti-obama assault

false

I only believe 12.5% of what the bible says. which makes me an eighth theist.

true

Just got a $14 haircut at great clips because i'm worth it goddamnit.

true

What is it called when you pay a hooker? an entrance fee.

true

Pete rose to enter cincinnati reds’ hall of fame

false

How to make perfect choices -- every time

false

5 signs that your daughter is a mean girl

false

Where do eggs keep their holidays pictures? in a photo albumen...

true

Alaska travel: chasing the aurora borealis with kids

false

Politicians react to paul ryan's election as speaker of the house

false

What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? there's twenty of them.

true

Can anyone please post some good accountant jokes? meeting with one tomorrow. thanks

true

I kept unwrapping my present and it was the lamest gift ever. a cardboard tube.

true

Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call.

true

Have you ever smelled moth balls? how did you get his tiny little legs open?

true

I spent the night with linda evangelista...sort of (photos)

false

World basketball’s governing body to reconsider whether players can wear hijabs

false

Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now i'm stuck in my restroom forever.

true

This grocery store is playing freebird which i interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey.

true

Another noose found near d.c. museums, police say

false

Bill maher lets 'impish brit' milo yiannopoulos off easy

false

What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? gender

true

Paul ryan pushes mental health reform instead of gun laws after colorado shooting

false

Why peyton manning badly needs to win super bowl 50

false

New york city considers divesting from walmart over gun sales

false

5 days ago i was bit by a spider, and still, no super-powers. comics lie.

true

Zendaya declares her love for beyoncé on our cheap celeb finds list

false

Oil prices have hit an 11-year low, and that's exactly what saudi arabia wants

false

8 hot drinks to make in your slow cooker for the holidays

false

Anybody home? yes, i am alone come in (house wife) husband: wtf! (who came early from the office)

true

Just had to gently break it to all these girls in starbucks that they are not zooey deschanel.

true

Hilary duff critiques her 'horrific' outfits from the early 2000s

false

What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. i cum from the hood

true

I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first until he finally went o

true

I like my women like i like my drinks... cheap and full of alcohol

true

'american idol' performer is so good, katy perry drops her chair

false

There was once a roman who ate his girlfriend. he was gladiator.

true

Sweden's turn left could deal a blow to european austerity

false

Business idea souvernir shops in abortion clinics - so noone leaves empty handed

true

Michelin, triangle shirtwaist, and brian williams. name a tire, a fire, and a liar.

true

What's blue and smells like red painting? blue painting

true

Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus

true

I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching genders.

true

Two men walk into a bar.... ...the third one sees this and ducks.

true

Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised.

true

I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker.

true

Trump launches the 'war on christmas' in july

false

*checks out grocery item* grocery item: i have a boyfriend.

true

Why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong socks today.

true