CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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This 13-year-old's donald trump song speaks for an entire nation	false
Coffee rules everything around me. c.r.e.a.m. get the sugar. java java beans, y'all.	true
What's better than a violin on your bed? a fiddle between the sheets	true
Who is jay gatsby's favorite comic book character? deadpool.	true
A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking she tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven.	true
What do you call a snake that studies past events? a hissssstorian.	true
Governor accused of blackmail tied to 2 others accused of sexual misconduct	false
The only b word you should ever call a woman is beautiful bitches love being called beautiful	true
Producer gary janetti talks new pbs sitcom vicious and lgbt issues (audio)	false
The most outrageous celebrity outfits of the summer	false
If nerds play rpgs, what do geeks play? rbgs.	true
I want to tell a kidney joke... but its just offal.	true
Matthew morrison says his 'heart is broken' over alleged dog abuse on film set	false
Why did candycain go to jail? because he killed candy-abel	true
Announcing the 2013 list of america's 11 most endangered historic places	false
There's an anti-beyonce protest planned, because the hate is real	false
I once lost my thesaurus... and i couldn't find the words to describe how upset i was.	true
'nasty women' art shows raise over $50,000 for planned parenthood	false
I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. life is hard.	true
Chris rock, michael b. jordan, octavia spencer to headline mlk celebration	false
pulls your panties to the side tries to remember how i even ended up wearing your panties	true
Talking book: a conversation with macy gray and her take on stevie wonder's classic album	false
What's big grey and flies straight up ? an elecopter !	true
To get to the other side. why did the chicken use the time machine?	true
Q) what do you call a group of 8 rabbits? a) rabbyte!	true
'bachelor' stars ben higgins and lauren bushnell are in couples therapy	false
Martha stewart on health, aging gracefully and how she de-stresses	false
Mayor de blasio postpones italian vacation in light of man's chokehold death	false
Reza aslan blasts paul ryan, descendant of immigrants, for supporting muslim ban	false
Dentist 1: yes dentist 2: yes dentist 3: yes dentist 4: yes dentist 5: not so fast...	true
Hurricane sandy, lgbtq youth and the power of community organizing	false
How many jews died in the holocaust? not enough.	true
I did a theatrical performance on puns... it was a play on words. i'll let myself out.	true
Why did the pigeon hate the crow? because he was in the coo klux klan	true
What do you call a donkey in space? a wild asstronaught.	true
Think outside the easter basket: more fun, less sugar	false
Why do russians like pho so much? it's so-viet.	true
Bed wetters let it go straight to voicemail when nature calls.	true
Gaza and palestinian leadership: the more it changes, the more it gets worse	false
What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? male fraud.	true
Charles barkley did the funniest little dance after villanova won	false
What did the fisherman say to the magician? pick a cod, pick any cod.	true
North west and penelope disick are the real little mermaids	false
Oh, fox news! lol! you wacky, bigoted fucks!	true
Every tweet ever tweeted begins with an implied none of y'all asked my opinion, but ...	true
How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb? one, but it takes 7 years.	true
How do crabs get out of hospitals? on crotches.	true
At first i didn't like beards, but then they grew on me	true
Dallas cowboys draft star basketball player rico gathers	false
*sees dead cat on the road. walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.	true
What's black, white and red all over? south africa	true
Bear brain surgery: first-ever cranial procedure performed on asiatic black bear (photos)	false
What's white on top and black on the bottom? a: society.	true
Avoiding deadly dehydration: 8 vital questions to ask yourself before you hike	false
Why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad i didn't say banana?	true
My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. just how i was raised.	true
'violent' video games don't cause later aggression in kids, according to new longitudinal study	false
Tsa finds marijuana smuggled in peanut butter jar	false
Facing my blind spot: a story of becoming self-aware	false
What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? a downs comforter.	true
We need to support women in nepal more than ever	false
Officer: do you know why i'm standing here? me: you got all c's in high school?	true
I shot my first turkey today! scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though.	true
What do you call a rapping computer? mac-klemore	true
Hey, do you like wind? no. i'm not a fan.	true
Divorced brides: wedding pictures become works of art	false
A poem by stevie wonder roses are black violets are black everything is black i can't see.	true
Kobe bryant told jordan clarkson to stop playing 'like a light-skinned dude'	false
Please, call me seahorse. mr. seahorse was my mother.	true
Muslim workers claim they were forced to choose between keeping religion or job	false
If you grew up in the '90s, you wanted to be these girls	false
Vandalized arizona mosque flooded with support from interfaith allies	false
Nearly one million affected by flooding in myanmar	false
What are the three worst words to hear while having sex? honey, i'm home!	true
Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about america? because freedom rings.	true
I just saw avatar and i've got one thing to say: blue man group rocked!	true
You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.	true
Huffpost hill - america struggles to explain latest biden gaffe to children	false
I'm not a recluse, i'm just playing hard to get with society.	true
Taylor swift throws baby shower, invites a thousand of her closest friends	false
Brain 'stones' found in man with celiac disease	false
Education department nears deal with student loan giant over cheating troops	false
Hellacious why'd the lawyer go to heaven? hell was full.	true
What do you call the guy who graduates last place in his medical class. doctor	true
All growz up with melinda hill: maria bamford	false
How is american beer like having sex in a canoe? because it's fucking close to water.	true
My friends are taking me to a restaurant called doghouse is that a korean place?	true
How do the russian people feel about their government? they're putin up with it.	true
Korea pageant contestants all look strikingly similar, commenters find (photos)	false
Suicide car bomber attacks militia compound, killing at least 54 in yemen	false
Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm	true
Carrie fisher, mark hamill & harrison ford reunited at the 'star wars' comic-con panel	false
Here’s what trump’s supporters want to see from him	false
Heidi klum hosts mtv europe music awards in 8 versace dresses (photos)	false
Netflix dropped a trailer for '13 reasons why' and it is dark	false
Why can't a schizophrenic kleptomaniac become president? he always takes office clothes.	true
Uranus has been the butt of many jokes. it's the gassiest of all planets.	true
Widower reunited with 300+ memories of late wife	false
What women in engineering are saying in the south	false
What the health care decision means to us	false

This 13-year-old's donald trump song speaks for an entire nation

false

Coffee rules everything around me. c.r.e.a.m. get the sugar. java java beans, y'all.

true

What's better than a violin on your bed? a fiddle between the sheets

true

Who is jay gatsby's favorite comic book character? deadpool.

true

A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking she tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven.

true

What do you call a snake that studies past events? a hissssstorian.

true

Governor accused of blackmail tied to 2 others accused of sexual misconduct

false

The only b word you should ever call a woman is beautiful bitches love being called beautiful

true

Producer gary janetti talks new pbs sitcom vicious and lgbt issues (audio)

false

The most outrageous celebrity outfits of the summer

false

If nerds play rpgs, what do geeks play? rbgs.

true

I want to tell a kidney joke... but its just offal.

true

Matthew morrison says his 'heart is broken' over alleged dog abuse on film set

false

Why did candycain go to jail? because he killed candy-abel

true

Announcing the 2013 list of america's 11 most endangered historic places

false

There's an anti-beyonce protest planned, because the hate is real

false

I once lost my thesaurus... and i couldn't find the words to describe how upset i was.

true

'nasty women' art shows raise over $50,000 for planned parenthood

false

I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. life is hard.

true

Chris rock, michael b. jordan, octavia spencer to headline mlk celebration

false

*pulls your panties to the side* *tries to remember how i even ended up wearing your panties*

true

Talking book: a conversation with macy gray and her take on stevie wonder's classic album

false

What's big grey and flies straight up ? an elecopter !

true

To get to the other side. why did the chicken use the time machine?

true

Q) what do you call a group of 8 rabbits? a) rabbyte!

true

'bachelor' stars ben higgins and lauren bushnell are in couples therapy

false

Martha stewart on health, aging gracefully and how she de-stresses

false

Mayor de blasio postpones italian vacation in light of man's chokehold death

false

Reza aslan blasts paul ryan, descendant of immigrants, for supporting muslim ban

false

Dentist 1: yes dentist 2: yes dentist 3: yes dentist 4: yes dentist 5: not so fast...

true

Hurricane sandy, lgbtq youth and the power of community organizing

false

How many jews died in the holocaust? not enough.

true

I did a theatrical performance on puns... it was a play on words. i'll let myself out.

true

Why did the pigeon hate the crow? because he was in the coo klux klan

true

What do you call a donkey in space? a wild asstronaught.

true

Think outside the easter basket: more fun, less sugar

false

Why do russians like pho so much? it's so-viet.

true

Bed wetters let it go straight to voicemail when nature calls.

true

Gaza and palestinian leadership: the more it changes, the more it gets worse

false

What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? male fraud.

true

Charles barkley did the funniest little dance after villanova won

false

What did the fisherman say to the magician? pick a cod, pick any cod.

true

North west and penelope disick are the real little mermaids

false

Oh, fox news! lol! you wacky, bigoted fucks!

true

Every tweet ever tweeted begins with an implied none of y'all asked my opinion, but ...

true

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb? one, but it takes 7 years.

true

How do crabs get out of hospitals? on crotches.

true

At first i didn't like beards, but then they grew on me

true

Dallas cowboys draft star basketball player rico gathers

false

*sees dead cat on the road. walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.

true

What's black, white and red all over? south africa

true

Bear brain surgery: first-ever cranial procedure performed on asiatic black bear (photos)

false

What's white on top and black on the bottom? a: society.

true

Avoiding deadly dehydration: 8 vital questions to ask yourself before you hike

false

Why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad i didn't say banana?

true

My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. just how i was raised.

true

'violent' video games don't cause later aggression in kids, according to new longitudinal study

false

Tsa finds marijuana smuggled in peanut butter jar

false

Facing my blind spot: a story of becoming self-aware

false

What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? a downs comforter.

true

We need to support women in nepal more than ever

false

Officer: do you know why i'm standing here? me: you got all c's in high school?

true

I shot my first turkey today! scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though.

true

What do you call a rapping computer? mac-klemore

true

Hey, do you like wind? no. i'm not a fan.

true

Divorced brides: wedding pictures become works of art

false

A poem by stevie wonder roses are black violets are black everything is black i can't see.

true

Kobe bryant told jordan clarkson to stop playing 'like a light-skinned dude'

false

Please, call me seahorse. mr. seahorse was my mother.

true

Muslim workers claim they were forced to choose between keeping religion or job

false

If you grew up in the '90s, you wanted to be these girls

false

Vandalized arizona mosque flooded with support from interfaith allies

false

Nearly one million affected by flooding in myanmar

false

What are the three worst words to hear while having sex? honey, i'm home!

true

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about america? because freedom rings.

true

I just saw avatar and i've got one thing to say: blue man group rocked!

true

You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.

true

Huffpost hill - america struggles to explain latest biden gaffe to children

false

I'm not a recluse, i'm just playing hard to get with society.

true

Taylor swift throws baby shower, invites a thousand of her closest friends

false

Brain 'stones' found in man with celiac disease

false

Education department nears deal with student loan giant over cheating troops

false

Hellacious why'd the lawyer go to heaven? hell was full.

true

What do you call the guy who graduates last place in his medical class. doctor

true

All growz up with melinda hill: maria bamford

false

How is american beer like having sex in a canoe? because it's fucking close to water.

true

My friends are taking me to a restaurant called doghouse is that a korean place?

true

How do the russian people feel about their government? they're putin up with it.

true

Korea pageant contestants all look strikingly similar, commenters find (photos)

false

Suicide car bomber attacks militia compound, killing at least 54 in yemen

false

Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm

true

Carrie fisher, mark hamill & harrison ford reunited at the 'star wars' comic-con panel

false

Here’s what trump’s supporters want to see from him

false

Heidi klum hosts mtv europe music awards in 8 versace dresses (photos)

false

Netflix dropped a trailer for '13 reasons why' and it is dark

false

Why can't a schizophrenic kleptomaniac become president? he always takes office clothes.

true

Uranus has been the butt of many jokes. it's the gassiest of all planets.

true

Widower reunited with 300+ memories of late wife

false

What women in engineering are saying in the south

false

What the health care decision means to us

false