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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnBtEib-H9E | [Document(page_content='Hey I’m Brianna, welcome to my Sweet Digs. I’ll let you in but first hit that subscribe\nbutton. Cool, come on in. I live in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn with my boyfriend\nand we pay $2250 in rent. And I actually think that’s a pretty good\nprice to pay, just because I paid the same thing in my last apartment\nfor a lot less space. We made this cute little corner where we can\nhang our coats, put our mail. This is a painting of Bill Murray, and that\nis Mike’s. This is Mike. And we found the perfect place for it where\nit’s just slightly hidden. Right when we got to the apartment we knew\nthat we wanted to kind of create a hallway because otherwise you would just be walking\nright into the living room. So we really did that by putting in this couch,\nand the bench. Because as you can see the wall stops pretty\nabruptly, and then it’s just the living room. These are our records. They’re mostly Mike’s. We got this shelf at World Market. We just really wanted to do something with\nthis wall because it was blank. Just put some pictures up, we have this dead\norchid, we can’t keep plants alive. And we have Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman\nbecause he actually lived in Clinton Hill at one point. Our TV console holds all of our DVDs\nand we have one board game, Settlers of Catan. We are sitting on the most expensive piece\nof furniture in the apartment. It’s from Raymour and Flanigan,\nit was about, what? 800 bucks, or something like that. 800 dollars for the couch. Seems like a good deal for a couch. Mike’s requirement was that he had to be\nable to lie down on it. What good is a couch if you can’t lay down\non it, right? The living room kind opens up, into the bedroom. We have these french doors. We have two llama pillows. Mike got me one for my birthday,\nand just a few days later my sister sent me the same exact pillow as a housewarming present. Once we had two we were like well, we can’t\nreturn one now, because we feel like they’re our pets. We haven’t named them yet, but if you have\nany good ideas let us know, comment below. This piece of furniture was completely repurposed,\nit was my aunt’s. Originally she had painted it green, and then\nmy sister too it to college and painted it yellow,\nand then we took it here, and then we did this, it’s a faux feather sponge paint. We have these two nooks that we wanted to\ndo something with instead of just having dead space,\nso we turned this one into Mike’s corner, and this one into mine. Mike…Mike, you’re supposed to turn around\nwhen I hit you. What? [laughter] This is Mike’s jam corner. If he had it his way it’d be a jam apartment. Should have seen my old apartment. In high school I picked up a guitar, and I\nwas like, I had no idea how to play. This is like my little emotional release corner. Sometimes I’ll ask him to make me a song,\nand play a song for me. But…it still hasn’t happened yet. And we’ve been dating for 3 years, so I’m\nthinking it’s not coming. I’m not a singer, shouldn’t be singing,\nso. Other than that sometimes I’m like can you stop. This is my corner. This is a painting that my friend made for me. And I covered up the hole in the wall with this little picture. Mike made the hole in the wall when he was\nputting the shelf in the wall, but now you can’t see it. One of my favorite parts about the bedroom\nis probably this headboard that we made ourselves. I saw one that I wanted that was really overpriced,\nso I figured we could just make our own for a lot less. I designed it, picked out the supplies, and\nthen Mike and my Dad physically made it. Probably the least favorite part about my\napartment would be the bathroom. It doesn’t have a window. So it kinda feels like a dungeon. And the marble walls, and the dark tile floors\nwere really aggressive. But we really lightened it up I think, with\nadding some green and light colors into the mix. I painted this. When we first moved in we only had one piece', metadata={'source': 'xnBtEib-H9E'}), Document(page_content='of wall art, which happened to be a watercolor of some cactuses, or cacti. Then we decided that we were gonna paint one night. We found inspiration in the cactus, so we\nalso painted a cactus. One we hung in the bathroom,\nand the other…we have to still find a place for it’s actually Mike’s. It hasn’t found a home yet. It’s an amateur painting but it’s made by me. This is our kitchen. When we first moved in it looked very different. My best decorating tip is definitely that\nsmall changes can make a big difference. The kitchen is a great example of that. The walls were white, the same as the cabinet,\nand it was just very washed out. The hardware were actually like white plastic\nhardware, and they were peeling and they were really gross. So we just painted the walls this blue color,\nand switched out the hardware for like 60 bucks at Home Depot. If you saw it beforehand you wouldn’t even\nknow it was the same place. What’s in my fridge right now, we’re having\nFriendsgiving this evening, but after that dinner’s gone all we’ll have left is one ravioli that was left by Mike. I was saving it for you. [laughter] Thank you. So, Bri will cook one week, I’ll cook the\nnext. I need a recipe, I have to do the grocery\nshopping ahead a time and have everything planned. I’m more of a…impromptu, I’ll just pick\nup stuff and try to figure something out. So far we’re both good cooks, who knew, I didn’t. And we’ve got these really cute little salt\nand pepper shakers, from World Market. They’re probably one of my favorite things\nin the apartment. This is our bar cart, this also came from Wayfair. And we have this wine rack down here. Unfortunately we can’t ever stack it with\nbottles of wine, because when they’re in the house we will drink them. This leads to the best part of the apartment. My favorite thing about the apartment is the\noutdoor space. It was the number one thing we were looking\nfor when we started apartment hunting. You can have a cup of coffee out there, you\ncan have dinner out there, we’ve got friends who are coming over we go out there. Mike really enjoys building things. I did make the planters out of old palette\nwood and cheap wood from Home Depot. Mike planted all of these flowers, some of\nthem are dying unfortunately because he forgets to water them. This also belonged to my aunt. We’re having Friendsgiving this evening,\nwhich is why I have this nice little set up. We’ll have the lights on it’ll be really\nnice. We found this place actually on Trulia. As soon as we walked down the street and it\njust felt really homey, it was like everything you needed right in one place. And it happened to be the one. We just moved in together. I think the transitions been great. At first maybe I was like, “Oh no!” It’s like living with a roommate. But it’s nice because unlike a roommate you can be like, “Put your dishes away” and he’ll be like, “Okay.” What do I sound like? “Like this.”', metadata={'source': 'xnBtEib-H9E'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By6Mi7VlqcU | [Document(page_content="how did you connect with Beyonce to get this record why Beyonce I mean I'm sure you two you know first of all Beyonce is amazing yes and it's been on my wish list for a long time but I never really had a song that I felt like would be right to present to her so I was kind of waiting and then me and Paul kicked the idea around after I finished it you know and based off what it was about I felt like she probably could relate to this - yeah okay the sentiment of the sentiment just because you know Beyonce is always everything she does is so perfect oh but the pressure is behind that - for her to do it so perfect you know I felt like she could probably relate to that because III told her I said I never I've never seen you make a mistake before ever like what like performance wise everything every song she every song she puts out every album it's so calculated and precise and everything's always so perfect", metadata={'source': 'By6Mi7VlqcU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLgIghY-FGc | [Document(page_content='Hey guys, what\'s happening? I really wanted to put this video out tonight, but I have no desire to do my face So I\'m just not doing it so if you\'re wondering who the heck I am it\'s just me with no makeup Just me, being lazy. I am so sorry. I haven\'t really been posting. It\'s been a really I don\'t even know how to sum it up one of the most stressful few weeks in my life It\'s been some of the most stressful weeks of my life. These last few weeks. Everything\'s really chaotic I\'m so sorry that I haven\'t been posting, but I love you guys And I think you guys so much for continuing to support me through all this chaos not to get into things I don\'t really want to get into things not something I want to be talking about too much right now, but if you are aware of any weird drama going on right now Just know that I am okay. I am safe Everything\'s okay, so there\'s a lot of personal stuff happening right now, but not to get into things too much But I just wanted to say that really quick so for this video I feel like all my videos start with me saying this But I tried to think of a fun way to come back To the videos since I\'ve been absent for a little bit And I thought a fun way would be to make a video with all my animals a lot of you guys have been confused about What animals I own and don\'t own and all this stuff it seems to happen a lot because I know I am consistently kind of adding to my "collection" I don\'t like to use the word collection because they\'re my animals They\'re not like items, but whatever you want to call it my menagerie I just I\'ve been adding animals, and I know it gets confusing like what do I own? What don\'t I own? There\'s only a few animals I don\'t show in this video So this is pretty much everything I own So I was trying to think of a fun way to do this since I\'ve done so many of the all my animal videos like How many times can I do that without you guys being like this again really tried to think of a fun way to Include all my animals in a different way than I have done before so I decided hey, let\'s let\'s bathe all my animals It was a bad. I just spit It was a bad idea didn\'t turn out too great, but hey That\'s pretty much. How all my videos start right with me saying I had this great idea And it didn\'t work. It\'s what I\'m best at so yeah, I although this title is bathing all my animals I think there\'s only like four that actually got a real bath in this Yeah Kovu what did you do to yourself? Are you okay? What is this? Why did you cover yourself in this what the heck? What is he doing? Buddy this is not okay Little little disclaimer I want to throw in real quick is yes, I did just bathe my mouse But Gus is already like two and a half years old he\'s an old mouse mouse Mice don\'t normally live that long, and I don\'t think he grooms himself as well as he used to because he\'s an old man So I thought for this video one time I would gently just give a little for a little cleansing Yeah, you don\'t normally need to bathe mice because they clean themselves that\'s one of the things they\'re known to do I just gave him a little sponge bath kind of Okay Okay Bindi, I know you\'re gonna be a little confused, but you just smelled really bad. Okay. I know you\'re confused We\'re just splashing a little bit of water on you. Okay? Just a little bit No, you\'re not liking this? I know you\'re confused. I\'m just trying to get you to not smell like you walked in your own poop Which is something you definitely did do? Just gonna wash you off a little bit. I think that\'s probably enough Hey Bindi. Hey, I\'m sorry that I put you in the bath, truce? We good? Truce? Come on Come on Bindi. Take my peace offering please. I\'m sorry. Please take my peace offering Will you take my peace offering? What if I just left it there? I\'m sorry. You just smelt really you can\'t walk in your own poop like that Bindi. Take the food. It\'s my peace offering I will never do that to you again Unless you roll in', metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'}), Document(page_content="Bindi. Take the food. It's my peace offering I will never do that to you again Unless you roll in your own poop again, then I definitely will do that again. You want the food? No Okay, hey cheese you need a bath? Why won't my camera focus on you cheese, I'm sorry. Here it comes You ready? There you go you had your bath. Here, I know what you really want Take it Oh geez Erwin, you took the whole thing again. Why do you always do that? Oh, those are my new clownfish? I got to talk about those in my next video. They're one of the first ever bred to look that way Do you like your bath cheese? Want another bath? There it is that's your bath This is a stupid video so I said this video was gonna have all my animals in it but then it got to thinking like I can't bathe my fish They're already bathing every second of every day would bathing my fish mean taking them out of the water Is that what a bath would be for a fish because I'm not doing that Want some food bud? Want some food? I clickbaited you guys so hard. Bathing all my animals? Nope not happening There goes a snail. He just gave up on life Look, what do you know more fish that I can't bathe. Zazu say hi you haven't been in any of the videos lately Hey Zazu, how you doing? Doing well? I hope you are. I love you. My first ever saltwater fish that I ever owned. Love you So obviously I don't need to bathe my green tree python, but I can mist him down. Mist down the rest of his enclosure. He's been bathed. You want to say hi How you doing gonna look away from me? Okay? I was hoping you'd look at the camera, but that's cool - All Right See you later sabor Hey, Louie you ready for your bath, you're kind of already in your bath Someone is excited to come out of their enclosure. Oh now. You don't like that I'm sorry just gonna get it a little wet so the humidity can go up just a little bit gotta clean out your water bowl Looks like you've been sitting in it. Okay. See you later Louie Hey, how you doing? How you doing Mushu? You've been doing better ever since your little episode. I love you you want some food You want some food up here. I can bring you some food You want some okay? No, that's my finger. Hey Mushu. Well. You don't need a bath. I think you're probably a little hungry Huh here you go take it. Nope you missed there you go Love you Mushu your bath time is always cuz you're always in the water. I'm glad you're feeling better Mushu I love you, okay, so Looks like someone here shed Hey Salem How it doin looks like you shed I'm just here to take your shed don't mind me looks like a full shed his head's up Here rest of his body looks pretty good So you don't really need a bath either. Move all this back to how we had it and he went and hid so Pretend I bathed him hey guys are you guys ready for your baths? Okay? Here go back in there Echo. Go in here Phoenix This is your bath Hi You can go back in there now. Spray the rest of it down. Hey can go back in go back in buddy go in There you go buddy. Okay, maybe I lied I am NOT gonna bathe my tarantula. I'm sorry. It's just not happening There's absolutely no way in the world I could ever justify Bathing my tarantula, so I'm just gonna say now the title was clickbait It's actually bathing all my animals - the arachnids and insects because they don't need baths, okay Please don't bathe your tarantula hey asteroid You want some food? Okay, there you go. You really look like like a Bulbasaur to me all I'm gonna say is you really do Look like a Bulbasaur, so I'm not gonna take her out because she is brand-new But I did get a sinaloan milk snake I want to give her some more time to settle in before I try to take her out or anything, but she's super beautiful I'm pretty sure I'm gonna name her Gucci to go with Louie who is Upside down right now, okay? Louie anyway tomorrow's feeding day, so I'm pretty sure he's a little hungry right now to go with Louie Vuitton I'm pretty sure I'm gonna", metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'}), Document(page_content="I'm pretty sure he's a little hungry right now to go with Louie Vuitton I'm pretty sure I'm gonna name her Gucci because she is the Gucci snake she is a sinaloan milk snake And she's beautiful, and I love her, but she does not need a bath And she does not need to be taken out right now so anyway. I love you. Oh Okay, see you later is cool. Hey Celia can give you a bath, okay? There you go That was your bath. Feel clean. I love you Celia okay, Ada Brought your favorite do you hear it. Hey Ada. How you doing? I brought you your favorite. Hey I'm not gonna bathe you, but I brought you your favorite. It's a cricket. Here you go Ow You missed Ada. Ada that hurt here try that again oh Shoot, okay you know what just take them all okay? I give up so I opened Drogo and Daenerys' enclosure and Drogo was already giving himself a bath He has made the water very filthy Did you just squeak at me That was definitely a squeak you just did Squeak squeak back to you, okay All right bath time for Maui now. Hey Maui. I know you hear me Maui come on out I see your face. Yes, hello. It's me. Yes. Hello. I'm here to give yes. Hi How you doing? Love you love you very much Sorry to bother you just here to mist down your cage a little bit bring up the humidity Hope you don't mind is that okay if I do that I hope that's okay with you because um you know your cage is getting a little dry I don't expect you to react too greatly, but I didn't want to give you a little warning beforehand. Oh shoot Sorry Okay, have a good night, Maui. All right. There's literally no way I can spin this to make it where toast needs any sort of bath his cage does not need to be misted down He doesn't you know he's not in like a shed or anything But I wanted to include toast because this title clearly says all my animals, so toast is one of my animals And he needs to be included isn't that right toast? Back into your enclosure you go toast See you later Now while I actually could very easily Bathe this animal right here, I have just let's just be honest. I'm Way too lazy. I'm not gonna be filming I'm not gonna be bathing a big dog, but um Oh you just hit the camera. Why did you do that? She's in such a good mood right now kita? I need to clean my porch. Oh, I wasn't saying to lay down. Okay I love you. I love you. You've put paw prints all over This video is so clickbait because I said I bathed all my animals in reality. I've bathed like five of them Hope you enjoyed me not really bathing all my animals. Also really quick one more thing the cheese plushies have been selling Amazing they are the best selling item I've ever had Thank you guys so much for checking it out and pre-ordering it But I just want to let you guys know that you do have to pre-order them before December 1st if you want to get them By Christmas, I know I only have like 200 plushies left anyway So if you haven't checked out the plushies for cheese make sure to check it out in my description below I'll also link the video below that shows me showing off my cheese merch I am sorry about last week if you guys got a little upset that I did a video solely dedicated to my merch I was Just really excited about that. It's something I've been working on for so many months and I was really excited for it to launch and wanted to make sure that no one missed the fact that it was launching I Promise I'm not trying to like sell out and just you know buy my things kind of thing I promise that like I was just really excited about this merch. It was just something I was a little excited for so Yeah, sorry for the people who were a little upset about that. I did get this new tattoo It's still healing so it looks kind of awful, but it's my snake, and then I got this one here, too I'll link the story in my Instagram to what the tattoos are about I mean, this one's just a snake But this one has a meaning behind it so I thank you guys so much for watching. I love you guys so much", metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'}), Document(page_content="this one has a meaning behind it so I thank you guys so much for watching. I love you guys so much Thank you for staying patient and supportive and loving with me through everything. I just want to end this on a kind of weird kind of personal note I know it's gonna be really off topic kind of off-brand because I normally just talk about my animals and stuff I just want to say that I know this is really really off topic I'm gonna get way more deeper into it into my second channel when I start using that again I just want to remind everyone that mental health is so so so important in my opinion It goes above everything else everything else if your mental health is not on check then nothing in your life will be on Check you know like please please Please just remember to take care of yourself to love yourself and to love your friends if your friends are saying things online that seem Concerning if your friends are saying things to you like subtle things like haha I want to die kind of things like Please make sure to check in on your friends and check in on your loved ones check in on yourself Make sure you spend time with yourself and really make sure that you know you're okay. It's okay Not to be okay, if you need help if you need support if you need someone to talk to that's okay Okay to feel these things. It's okay to feel things that aren't Everything's perfect and Sunshine's and rainbows and stuff. It's okay to feel damaged But please give yourself help please don't just bury that stuff down and keep trying to go on with life depression is very very very real and Just please make sure to take care of yourself never ever ever forget that you are in love I know this is all just so random, but please just know that you are so loved no matter You know even if like everyone in your life right now seems to be Leaving or if you feel so alone just know that there are other humans out there on this planet that feel the exact same way and That are going through the same things you have gone through and do not want to see you leave this earth They don't want to see you in pain I know there are a lot of bad people out there, but there really are good people, too And you don't ever have to be alone just know that you're loved, and if you feel like no one else loves You know that I love you and I care for you I know that sounds weird because you don't even know me I feel like I don't talk about these things enough on my channel I Feel like I just you know I stick with my animal stuff, but I don't get personal enough I feel like a lot of you guys don't Know me well enough and don't know how much I really care for you about this I feel like I don't talk about that enough just know that like every single time I've ever met any of you this is getting emotional. It's really random I know just know every time I've ever met any of you is completely touched my heart And I am so amazed that there are so many amazing people out there And how many amazing beautiful people? I have supporting this channel It's crazy And I just I really really really appreciate you guys and I love you guys so much and I care about you guys so much Just as much as you say you care about me Just know that I love you guys and I really do want the best for you all I think you're all wonderful beautiful people I know that we're all different we all have different you know Opinions about things and even the people that don't like me there are people out there that don't like my channel don't like my methods For caring for animals they have different opinions on things that's okay I still think you know it's not like I'm trying to be vindictive and say only my fans are good and everyone else is bad like know just know that I am I don't have hate in my heart for anyone so no matter what our differences are matter if You hate me you like me you love me whatever just know that if you are ever going through A time where you feel", metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'}), Document(page_content="you like me you love me whatever just know that if you are ever going through A time where you feel like you don't want to be on this planet or you feel alone? Just know that I care for you, and there's other people that care for you I know it's a random way to end this video, but I've just been a lot of stuff going on lately and I just want to remind you all that you're loved and your feelings are valid and You're loved so thank you guys so much for watching. I love you guys so much, and I hope you have a wonderful night. I", metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ_0QLL2gqI | [Document(page_content="♪♪♪ ♪ YOU MADE PLANS AND I ♪ ♪ I MADE PROBLEMS ♪ ♪ WE WERE\nSLEEPING BACK TO BACK ♪ ♪ WE KNOW THIS THING\nWASN'T BUILT TO LAST ♪ ♪ GOOD ON PAPER ♪ ♪ PICTURE PERFECT ♪ ♪ CHASED THE HIGH\nTOO FAR, TOO FAST ♪ ♪ PICKET WHITE FENCE,\nBUT WE PAINT IT BLACK ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISHED YOU\nHAD HURT ME HARDER ♪ ♪ THAN I HURT YOU ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISH YOU\nWOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LOVES YOU\nIN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ IT'S BEEN SOME\nTIME, BUT THIS ♪ ♪ TIME AIN'T EVEN ♪ ♪ I CAN LEAVE\nIT IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BUT YOU'RE HOLDING ON\nTO WHAT YOU NEVER HAD ♪ ♪ IT'S GOOD ON PAPER ♪ ♪ PICTURE PERFECT ♪ ♪ CHASED THE HIGH\nTOO FAR, TOO FAST ♪ ♪ PICKET WHITE FENCE,\nBUT WE PAINT IT BLACK ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISHED YOU\nHAD HURT ME HARDER ♪ ♪ THAN I HURT YOU ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISH YOU\nWOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LOVES YOU\nIN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING\nSOMEBODY LOVES YOU ♪ ♪ IN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪", metadata={'source': 'BQ_0QLL2gqI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tb3xPmr3yg | [Document(page_content="and now to what could be new signs of hope in the hunt for a submarine that disappeared off the coast of argentina on wednesday with 44 people aboard emergency signals have reportedly been now detected now this as the u.s navy sends in its most sophisticated rescue systems and abc's stephanie ramos is on the story in our washington bureau stephanie good morning to you dan and paula good morning it has been four days since the naval submarine ara san juan first went missing and while there's been no visible sign of the crew it looks as though they may be trying to reach out for help this morning there are new signs of hope as authorities desperately search for 44 crew members on board a missing argentinian submarine seen here before it vanished emergency signals believed to have come from the submarine have been detected argentine officials say seven failed satellite calls were picked up this as one of the u.s navy's most sophisticated underwater rescue systems travels to argentina to help look for the sub the problem here is although the navy is sending its best rescue gear if you don't know where the submarine is you can't affect that rescue one rescue system can save up to six people at a time and reach a sunken submarine at depths of 850 feet but no one appears to know where exactly the naval submarine ara san juan is it's been missing since wednesday the argentine navy says it lost contact with a decades-old sub while it was on a routine trip from a base in usually on the southern tip of the continent to its home base of mar del plata one theory is that a fire may have knocked out power on the submarine cutting off their communication system and this isn't the first submarine to go missing in august of 2000 the russian nuclear submarine kursk sank after an accident during a military exercise killing all 188 sailors it happened to one of ours in 1968 the uss scorpion sank beneath the atlantic ocean with 99 crewmen and two nuclear torpedoes why it went down is still unknown with the u.s navy's two undersea rescue systems on the way to argentina to look for the submarine everyone involved is hoping for a different and positive outcome dan stephanie thank you very much", metadata={'source': '9Tb3xPmr3yg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZiCWBplZ90 | [Document(page_content="It's been five months since i've officially become a solo youtuber. I finally been able to live a life of independence and I have an unfathomable amount of views that i earned legitimately but is that all I really strive to have a ton of views No, i strive to be one of the world's greatest most multi-talented youtubers of all time my", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'}), Document(page_content="Only logical next step is to do what all the world's most famous youtubers do? Become a FASHION DESIGNER so i contacted the world's most famous fashion, designing youtubers to get their advice on... merch interview Okay, thanks for having me matt thank you quick question queen come clean with, this light i know. You uh thanks so much for Doing the interview, with me yeah You are one of the world's most famous youtubers and also a World-class fashion designer i can see i can see from your merch that you're wearing there What is the work out very? strong, and kit you are one of the world's most famous Youtubers and also a world-class fashion, designer thank you what, is the hardest part about being in the merchandising business you know. ahh Don't know i guess it's really just like picking it out We're really close together limiting yourself because i have so many good ideas that i don't want to do too much, what is this about? About merch you're You're, thriving merch business interesting i don't sell merch what kind of merch would you like to see, me make, now, that i'm a 30, year old man selling merch to children ( as you do ) first off what you have right now is a really really good start, i sell nail polish K for boys or girls. Do you think you could just do the interview Your already out here would be kind of awkward i mean... there we go beautiful? They, did give me massage, oh oh You, want a massage generally i just need something out of this it's hard this is a little bit too close for me i'm sorry This, isn't your moves for you, what, was making me uncomfortable, you're the one who set this up i don't know You, shouldn't sell things to kids Don't you have any moral quandary swith that i do tesla giveaways every week it works and people always Want to like for that tesla you never actually have to deliver Say it and they'll believe it because you're looking at the camera in your liver they, feel like they're being talked, to how, much merchants i Could sell i really have, no idea? Just i'm not in really in the business of taking advantage of people just buy Some merch and you'll automatically be entered and i'm going to be selecting one person from that pool to give a brand, new free tesla model x that good i believed it yeah Yeah, just like a, dad hat with a logo, what should i expect people to say? About me now that i'm gonna start selling merch as a 30 year old man Say, about you yeah you know. Like good job man i love it i think people will literally think what they thought Before which is mostly nothing i never get, any, bad things said to Me ever there's like an air of self-importance and this whole thing it doesn't it doesn't matter Not on twitter not in the youtube comments never you know Why, why, because they, want to, be winners it's not because you Do, what i do and filter out all the words that say anything negative about you Well i mean i do that too can you show, me some of your merch so uh, oh it's My forehead your forehead printed on to a hat so that when you when you, wear it Well okay it's a little you couldn't fit over your four couldn't fit over my forehead cause, my doggone that you know It's great actually yeah i got this right over here that this hat How should i pose in photos to advertise my merch can i lean, back just like that i can't move my hands okay we're gonna one two three and This, helps me more than you can imagine if i could repay you in any way i would so you're, not i sorry, when i I'm not even i'm not showing, my work I'm sold when i came in i was i was told that it was my understanding i was getting a Compensated i'm ready to go, make, my, own merch good for you i need to go to the factory and like yeah, oh you're Going to thank, me right now i'll be back in like ten, days i Would love for you to be one of the first people on the planet To, experience my merch what is this my merch this is for me? okay yeah I could see it in your", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'}), Document(page_content="To, experience my merch what is this my merch this is for me? okay yeah I could see it in your face that you really like it i love it i love it i actually really like those may i yeah Please is it your handwriting, oh? Yeah, that that's a choice like written by somebody with no hands and they have, to put the pencil in their mouth and write it i feel like i feel like, a kid getting an n64 on christmas so would, wear this i Really, like, yeah you feel free i ran out of space but i fit it all on there wow. You look like, you love it All right shared photo, fans says a shirt for the fans yeah another good option. Uh-huh If you're an idiot, sorry, what another good option if you're an idiot what do you say i said this is great perfect shirt for Family, photos, yeah, oh i forgot to get your little advice here is a unisex yeah it's gonna, give you lots of - because this is gonna be a very it's very sexual It's a very sexy shirt okay You've done it you've you've done it thank you you've actually Made something worse than i could have possibly ever anticipated Feels good right it Doesn't feel like This is a box of gold i can, feel it it's a Box of gold, did we get in to keep this, yeah hell, yes you can have that My, name is anthony i got dope, ass shirts if you, don't buy these at all hurt cuz. They're dope $100 a pop buy one for your ma and your pot you say like This is good merch okay? Yeah just know that out loud, yeah It's not cute anything that's good, okay? like point to my shirt like you love it i Noticed a lot of youtubers, who sell merch like to incorporate a reminder to buy merch into their Youtube sign out catchphrase just turn the camera is like hey, what's up it's anthony, padilla i'm a. Total asshole okay, oh? don't forget to like and subscribe, also buy, my, new merch or i'll kill your parents i i instantly want to buy merch because i Don't want my parents dead it's it's instinctual thank you so much i'm so glad you love My merch and thank you so much for all the great advice yeah, never said, any of that good bye bye Get out of my, house thank you, okay?", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNywashg_mw | [Document(page_content="last week some were tracking I'm sure you know a Gainesville plane that that came around the area here in Connecticut I'm sure you've heard about it and the dots were connecting that you potentially to the Florida Gators what kind of interest you have in the Gator is a head coach opening is this your way of firing me now you try to ease someone off the guard maybe we have a soft place for you to land but we want you here obviously I was a big demand outside I was in New Hampshire last week so I really enjoyed what I'm doing now I think Florida is an outstanding program and has had so much success with urban Steve Spurrier I think whoever gets that job would be really lucky ok and you weren't here not sure I'm on Bristol on the weekends Bristol in the week they don't have during the week no no flight checking on during the week he's not here", metadata={'source': 'NNywashg_mw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQpjvnm4ME | [Document(page_content="PLEASE SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, I'M\nYOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS--\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: EVERY DAY IT SEEMS\nLIKE WE FIND OUT ABOUT ANOTHER HIGH-PROFILE SEXUAL HARASSER. AND TODAY IS NO EXCEPTION. BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE IT IS\nSENATOR AL FRANKEN. HE'S BEEN ACCUSED OF KISSING AND\nGROPING A WOMAN WITHOUT HER CONSENT. COME ON, FRANKEN! I GUESS THERE ARE NO GOOD PEOPLE\nLEFT SO LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH. JUST TELL US WHATEVER YOU DID,\nJIMMY CARTER, BARACK OBAMA, TOM HANKS, MALALA. (LAUGHTER). >> Jon: OH MY. >> Stephen: AS A FELLOW\nCOMEDIAN I LONG ADMIRED AL FRANKEN BUT I GOT TO SAY THIS\nDOES NOT BODE WELL FOR LOUIS C.K.'S SENATE HOPES. (LAUGHTER)\nHERE ARE THE DETAILS. STRAP IN. WHILE TOURING WITH THE USO IN\n2006 FRANKEN YET A SKETCH WHERE HE GOT TO KISS THE FEMALE EMCEE\nLEANN TWEED EN, ACCORDING TO TWEEDEN DURING REHEARSAL HE CAME\nAT HER, PUT HIS HAND ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD, MASHED HIS LIPS\nAGAINST HERS AND AGGRESSIVELY STUCK HIS TONGUE IN HER MOUTH. NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT IN\nSHOWBIZ, ACTORS CALL THAT TECHNIQUE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT. AND IT DIDN'T STOP THEREMENT ON\nTHE WAY HOME FROM THE TOUR, SHE FELL ASLEEP ON THE PLANE AND\nFRANKEN DECIDED TO TAKE THIS GOOFY PIC. OH BOY. THAT IS ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE. SO THIS IS BAD. FRANKEN HAS RESPONDED SAYING I\nCERTAINLY DON'T REMEMBER THE REHEARSAL FOR THE SKIT IN THE\nSAME WAY BUT I SEND MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES TO LEANN. AS TO THE PHOTO, IT WAS CLEARLY\nINTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT WASN'T. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. OKAY, INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT\nWASN'T. NO. YOUR MOVIE INSTITUTE SAVES HIS\nFAMILY WAS INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT WASN'T. THAT PHOTO WAS INTENDED TO\nEMBARRASS HER. THAT'S WHY HE DID IT WHILE SHE\nWAS ASLEEP. NOBODY GOES UP TO THEIR BUDDY\nWHEN IS HE AWAKE AND SAYS HEY, CAN I DRAW A PENIS ON YOUR\nFOREHEAD. FRANKEN LATER RELEASED A MORE\nCOMPLETE APOLOGY IN WHICH HE SAID I'M ASKING THAT AN ETHICS\nINVESTIGATION BE UNDERTAKEN. AND I WILL GLADLY COOPERATE. WELL, THAT'S NICE. IT WOULD BE WRONG IN IF AN\nETHICS INVESTIGATION WAS DONE WITHOUT HIS CONSENT. OF COURSE, FRANKEN IS JUST THE\nLATEST POLITICIAN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. ALL WEEK WE'VE BEEN TALKING\nABOUT ALABAMA SENATE CANDIDATE AND MAN WITHOUT BUYS HIS\nWARDROBE AT PARTY CITY, ROY MOORE. (LAUGHTER)\nYESTERDAY, YOU REMEMBER, YESTERDAY FOUR, FOUR, COUNT\nTHEM, FOUR MORE WOMEN ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT\nBRINGING THE GRAND TOTAL TO WAY TOO MANY. (LAUGHTER)\nAND GOOD NEWS FOR MOORE, ONE OF YESTERDAY'S ACCUSERS WAS NOT A\nMINOR. WHOOO? I DID NOT EXPECT THAT. THIS WOMAN WAS 28 WHEN SHE HIRED\nMOORE TO HANDLE A CUSTODY PETITION AND WHEN SHE WENT TO\nHIS OFFICE TO SIGN THE PAPERS HE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT HER YOUNG\nDAUGHTERS. AND IF THEY WERE AS PRETTY AS\nSHE WAS. WELL THAT'S JUST FAMILY VALUES. AND THAT EVAL US DATING YOUR\nENTIRE FAMILY. ANOTHER NEW ACCUSER SAYS THAT\nMOORE HIT ON HER WHEN SHE WAS 17. AND WORKING AS A HOSTESS AT RED\nLOBSTER. UH. THAT IS DISGUSTING. RED LOBSTER. (LAUGHTER)\nGOD INTENDED SHRIMP TO BE LIMITED. APPARENTLY, NO ONE HAS THE\nUNLIMITED SHRIMP? ALL RIGHT. APPARENTLY MOORE ASKED THE TEEN\nOUT AND SHE SAID DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM. TO WHICH HE RESPONDED, YEAH, I\nGO OUT WITH GIRLS YOUR AGE ALL THE TIME. TO WHICH I RESPOND,\nAGGH-- REMEMBER, MONDAY WE LEARNED THAT MOORE HAD BEEN\nBANNED FROM HIS LOCAL MALL AND APPARENTLY HIS BEHAVIOR WAS SO\nBAD THAT SEARS HAD A WHOLE ROY MOORE PROTOCOL. ONE STORE MANAGER TOLD NEW HIRES\nTO WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY. AND MOORE'S BEHAVIOR CAUSED\nWOMEN TO HIDE FROM HIM WHEN HE CAME IN THE SEARS. OKAY. OKAY. WELCOME TO TRAINING, COUPLE\nTHING TO THE REMEMBER, ALWAYS WEAR YOUR NAME BADGE ON THE\nFLOOR, OKAY. YOU GOT TO CASH OUT BEFORE YOU\nPUNCH OUT. AND IF YOU SEE ROY MOORE,\nPRETEND TO BE A MANNEQUIN. (LAUGHTER)\nDON'T BLINK OR HE WILL KNOW YOU ARE A REAL GIRL. >> Jon: OH MY. >> Stephen: AND OF COURSE\nBECAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ROY MOORE, THESE SEARS EMPLOYEES\nWERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONE OF THE WOMEN SAYS THAT MOORE", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'}), Document(page_content="WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONE OF THE WOMEN SAYS THAT MOORE\nASKED HER WHERE SHE WENT TO SCHOOL AND THEN FOR HER PHONE\nNUMBER. WHICH SHE SAYS SHE DECLINED TO\nGIVE TELLING HIM THAT HER FATHER WAS A SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER,\nWOULD NEVER APPROVE. BUT THAT DID NOT STOP MOORE. A FEW DAYS LATER ITS GIRL WAS\nSUM MONDAYED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE OVER THE INTERCOME IN HER\nCLASSROOM. SHE HAD A PHONE CALL. PHSSHHT, PLEASE REPORT TO THE\nPRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, AN UNIDENTIFIED WEIRDO IS CALLING\nFOR A HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENT. I HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKING THIS\nHAPPEN BECAUSE I'M TERRIBLE AT MY JOB. THAT IS ALL. AND THE CALL--\n(APPLAUSE) THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AND THE CALL DIDN'T GO SO GREAT. SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE AND THE\nMALE ON THE OTHER LINE SAID GENA, THIS IS ROY MOORE. I WAS LIKE WHAT. HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I SAID I'M IN TRIG CLASS. (LAUGHTER)\nTHAT'S IMPRESSIVE. ROY MOORE ACTUALLY MADE\nTRIGONOMETRY THE MORE APPEALING OPTION. (LAUGHTER)\n(APPLAUSE) ALL THESE ALLEGATIONS HAVE PUT\nREPUBLICANS IN A TOUGH POSITION. THEY WANT TO HOLD ON TO THE\nSENATE BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO BACK A PERV. THAT'S WHY SENATE MAJORITY\nLEADER AND INSPIRATION FOR THE SAD FACE EMOJI MITCH\nMcCONNELL, HE THINKS ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS SHOULD RUN\nAGAINST MOORE AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. >> HE FITS THE MOLD OF SOMEBODY\nWHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL OFF A WRITE-IN. THE ALABAMAN WHO WOULD, YOU\nKNOW, FIT THAT STANDARD WOULD BE THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, WHO IS\nTOTALLY WELL-KNOWN AND EXTREMELY POPULAR IN ALABAMA. >> Stephen: YES, WELL-KNOWN\nAND EXTREMELY POPULAR IN ALABAMA ARE THE ONLY CRITERIA. IN THAT CASE YOUR OTHER CHOICES\nARE FORREST GUMP, A STATUE OF BEAR BRYANT OR A JUG OF SWEET\nTEA WITH SUNGLASSES. BUT IT IS GOING TO BE SWEET TEA. >> I LIKE FORREST. >> Stephen: BUT MOORE ISN'T\nAFRAID OF THE WASHINGTON REPUBLICANS TWEETING DEAR MITCH\nMcCONNELL, BRING IT ON. A STRONG SENTIMENTS LEADING THE\nHEAD OF THE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN SENATORIAL COMMITTEE TO TWEET\nBRING IT ON IS A MOVIE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS. (LAUGHTER). >> Jon: NO, OH. (APPLAUSE). >> Jon: A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR\nCOMFORT THERE. >> Stephen: TO WHICH ROY MOORE\nREPLIED, AND? WELL, MOORE IS FIGHTING BACK. YESTERDAY ONE OF HIS ATTORNEYS\nHELD A PRESS CONFERENCE INTENDING TO PUT ALL OF THIS\nBEHIND THEM. >> I'VE BEEN WITH HIM IN\nPROBABLY OVER A HUNDRED DIFFERENT MEETINGS AND BEEN\nAROUND PROBABLY IN EXCESS OF 10,000 DIFFERENT LADIES IN\nJUDGE'S MOORE PRESENCE AND NOT ONCE, NOT ONE TIME HAVE I EVER\nSEEN HIM ACT EVEN REMOTELY INAPPROPRIATE AGAINST ANY WOMAN. >> Stephen: OF COURSE YOU\nDIDN'T SEE IT YOU WEREN'T IN THEIR TRIGONOMETRY CLASS. BUT THE MAIN-- THE MAIN--\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THRUST, THE MAIN\nTHRUST OF YESTERDAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE WAS MOORE'S ATTORNEY\nTRYING TO DISCREDIT A KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE. ONE OF THE ACCUSER'S HIGH SCHOOL\nYEAR BOOK WHICH MOORE SIGNED. >> RELEASE THE YEAR BOOK SO THAT\nWE CAN DETERMINE IS IT GENUINE OR IS IT A FRAUD. >> Stephen: YEAH, IT COULD BE\nA FRAUD. LET'S COMPARE ROY MOORE'S KNOWN\nSIGNATURES, OKAY, UP HERE, KNOWN SIGNATURES WITH THAT IN THE YEAR\nBOOK, SEE? THREE TOTALLY DIFFERENT\nSIGNATURES BY THE SAME GUY. (APPLAUSE)\nNOW THE WOMAN, THE WOMAN'S ATTORNEY SAYS THEY MIGHT LET\nINDEPENDENT HANDWRITING EXPERTS LOOK AT THE YEAR BOOK BUT YOU\nKNOW WHAT, I TOOK A COLLEGE COURSE IN HANDWRITING ANALYSIS. AND I THINK I COULD HELP, NOW\nLET'S SEE, LIKE RIGHT NOW IF YOU LOOK UP HERE, TURN THIS ON IT'S\nSIDE, HERE IS THE SIGNATURE I FOUND HERE. IF YOU LOOK AT THE WIDE LOOP OF\nTHE R UP HERE, THAT IS A CLASSIC FORENSIC INDICATOR THAT THE\nACCUSED MIGHT BE HIDING SOMETHING PLUS THE ELONGATED Y\nLOOP DOWN HERE, THIS STEM DOWN HERE TELLS US HE HAS NO PROBLEM\nENCROACHING ON THE SPACE OF OTHERS. NOW THERE'S ANOTHER VERY SMALL\nINDICATOR, AND THIS IS EXTREMELY TECHNICAL BUT IF YOU LOOK REALLY\nCLOSELY, IT'S WRITTEN IN A GIRL'S HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK. HE'S A PRE-VERT. (APPLAUSE)\nTODAY ROY MOORE HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE AND BEGAN WITH", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'}), Document(page_content="TODAY ROY MOORE HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE AND BEGAN WITH\nA STORY ABOUT SOME ADVICE A SEASONED JUDGE GAVE HIM IN IS\nEARLY DAYS IN POLITICS. >> WHAT YOU NEED TO DID IS HAVE,\nEYEGLASSES THAT SHOWS PEOPLE THAT YOU STUDY A LOT AND READ A\nLOT. THEN HE SAID AND THEN YOU HAVE\nTO HAVE ONE OTHER THING, HE SAID WELL YOU HAVE TO HAVE\nHEMORRHOIDS. I SAID WHY. HE SAID WELL TRK GIVES YOU A\nCONCERNED LOOK. (LAUGHTER)\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: LIKE THIS? (LAUGHTER)\nARE YOU HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT YOUR BUTT HOLE? AND MOORE BLASTED THE MEDIA FOR\nFOCUSING ON HIM. >> TODAY WE GOT A CALL FROM ONE\nBIG MAGAZINE, THAT Y'ALL RECOGNIZE IF I SAY THE NAME. I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. >> Stephen: I WILL SAY IT,\nIT'S BARELY LEGAL AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW EDITOR IN\nCHIEF. BUT MOORE WAS DEFIANT. >> THERE'S BEEN COMMENTS ABOUT\nME TAKING A STAND. YES, I HAVE TAKEN A STAND IN THE\nPAST. I WILL TAKE A STAND IN THE\nFUTURE. AND I WILL QUIT STANDING WHEN\nTHEY LAY ME IN THAT BOX AND PUT ME IN THE GROUND. >> Stephen: YOU CAN TAKE MY\nTEENAGE SALES CLERK WHEN YOU PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctx4YBEdOxo | [Document(page_content="[Music] what's up guys mkbhd here uh let's talk about that roadster too so last night as many of you probably know if you're a tech fan at all you've watched these before there was a tesla event and this one was for the unveiling mostly as we all knew it for the semi truck so we finally got our first look at it you know elon rolled up on stage driving one got out of the thing looks like there's two versions of it comes in a sort of a space gray dark version one big one small 500 mile range zero to sixty in five seconds when there's no payload or zero to sixty in twenty seconds with an eighty thousand pound payload the thing will recharge to 400 miles in half an hour has a center seated driving console autopilot all these cool things about it looks really cool but and i'm not a truck driver so i'm probably never gonna actually even sit in one of those but that was the main story of the event and then it kind of looked like it was ending the lights dimmed and then they came back on and there was music and it became this sort of a one more thing tesla pulled one more thing and out of the back of one of the trailers attached to the tesla truck they rolled a tesla roadster 2.0 the new one the one that we all knew was eventually coming but didn't know we'd ever see you see tesla didn't have much of a reputation when the original roadster came out that was this two-door car that was essentially the body of a lotus but with the electrics of tesla the motors and the batteries and it was a sort of a weird frankenstein hybrid car not the most practical thing not the most comfortable but boy was that thing zippy and from what i've heard very fun to drive but it doesn't supercharge the way model s do it's not one of their flagship cars uh they had problems they didn't sell a lot there was a couple hundred or a couple thousand sold and that was it but then there were rumors there were rumors of maybe they'll bring that back maybe there will be a roadster 2.0 there are some elon tweets here and there there's some tesla hinting but we never actually see anything until last night so they rolled that thing off the truck and it looks in my opinion absolutely incredible it looks great it looks like a tesla in a lot of the waves and a lot of the curves but it has cues from others cues from porsche a little bit from aston martin it's got some some mclaren lines to it so it's a really aggressive really good-looking sports car it's pretty clear immediately that he's about to talk to us about the new roadster and he is and then he gives us the specs and i'm a spec person i like numbers but there's not a lot of spec sheets that can just make me kind of speechless essentially especially coming from someone who's driven and owned a p100d for a while which has a silly spec sheet by itself spec sheet of the new roadster 0 to 60 miles per hour in 1.9 seconds 1.9 seconds zero to a hundred miles an hour in 4.2 seconds it'll run out a quarter mile in 8.8 or 8.9 seconds i've seen both from their their website and their presentation but it's a sub nine second quarter mile it'll have a top speed of quote over 250 miles per hour and this all will come from the floor mounted 200 kilowatt hour battery pack so twice the size of the p100d it has three motors two for the back wheels and one for the front wheels and it'll do 620 miles or 621 miles rated for a charge so that massive battery is actually getting you not just awesome performance through motors but a really long range that'll be the first electric car to do over a thousand kilometers on a charge so that spec sheet just that list of things he said just if you look at the car and you hear those numbers it's like hyper car territory basically it doesn't sound street legal it doesn't make any sense when you look at every other car that's ever been produced it's nuts and i know we get caught up in the numbers about like you know it's just a straight line drag race", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'}), Document(page_content="and i know we get caught up in the numbers about like you know it's just a straight line drag race like eventually those other cars will catch it those million dollar super cars that we constantly compare these two will eventually catch it but with this one it doesn't look like they'll catch it nearly as fast as they could catch this car like this is basically p 200 t in a way like if apollo is p100d performance 100 kilowatt hour battery dual motors then this roadster is a lighter body a 200 kilowatt hour battery pack and triple motors p200t so we get to this point in the event my jaw is just kind of on the ground where i was watching this and obviously there's a lot of comparisons naturally we just love comparing tesla's numbers to these million dollar super cars i actually looked it up a lot of these cars on the list of the fastest production cars 0 to 60 ever are doing like 2.5 seconds maybe 2.4 a lot of them 2.7 so for tesla roadster to come along and do 1.9 is disgusting and there's actually some videos from the event that we're getting some test rides out i'll show you guys them but of actual launches from inside the car the reactions incredible the views incredible i can't wait to see people doing like that gopro reaction test where they're just sitting with the passenger and they have the gopro up here and they do the launch from 0 to 60 to see the reaction can't wait for those three two one oh jesus honestly i didn't think i didn't think i noticed the difference between my p100 come on no i honestly didn't think it knows the difference there's a reason this one's called black oh my goodness i kind of wonder if you could track this car like i've talked to friends about bringing like a tesla to a track and actually you know racing a p100d against other cars this car is electronically limited to 155 miles an hour but you can only go that fast for so long before the battery starts heating up and it actually limits your performance and doesn't want you to do that for very long so even though it's an insane performer even though this car does 0 to 60 and 2.4 you wouldn't really race it on a track for very long against like a traditional supercar i mean it's also a four-door sedan so that's another reason but still i gotta wonder what the cooling is gonna be like in this 200 kilowatt hour battery how long you be able to get this insane performance can you actually go 200 miles an hour for some time before it wears out could you actually track this car and beat a lot of the others i want to see what motor trend does with it i don't know i have a lot of questions but one thing i haven't mentioned is uh this car is coming out in 2020 tesla roadster 2.0 will ship in 2020. there's gonna be a founder series version and a regular base model essentially is what he said uh i don't know how the numbers will defer or what the difference will be between the two but that's what he said it'll be a 200 000 car which is i mean it's still a fraction of the price of the million dollar cars we compare it to but the founder series will be 250 000 and there will only be a thousand of them made now there's a reserve button on their site and trying really hard not to press it but you can reserve it right now to get it in 2020 but there's plenty of other questions i still have plenty of reasons why you might not get this car like the fact that i've only seen the outside of it for example they haven't they haven't shown the trunk elon said tons of storage on stage but he didn't show the front trunk or the back trunk he also said it's a four seater so there's the two doors in the front and you see the front two seats but there's also two pretty small seats in the back kind of the way some other sports cars are four seaters you probably don't want people in the back all the time but then it's also a convertible so the top glass goes back into the trunk so how big could the trunk really be i believe it", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'}), Document(page_content="so the top glass goes back into the trunk so how big could the trunk really be i believe it will have autopilot but that wasn't really mentioned or talked about uh there's a couple of other little things like i still have questions about this car but then again 2020 by then like this could be sick something i don't talk about a lot is this car p100d apollo is a leased vehicle which means i'll be giving it back and i kind of view tesla's as a piece of tech in that way so the fact that they offered a lease for a couple years where i could give this piece of tech back to them and they'll continue to develop other tech that i can pick up later when i gave this back was kind of part of my plan and it turns out apollo's lease is up at the end of 2019 and the roadster 2.0 2020. but this roadster 2.0 man that's something else that's a hyper car 0-60 that fast 0-100 that fast 250 miles an hour you can't you can't really argue with that i think i'm done i think that's all i had to say uh let me know what you guys think should i should i think it probably will", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfbwPTsowEA | [Document(page_content="Ew, look at her sweater. It's so ugly. Did she just wake up? Her hair is so gross. Ew, look at her shoes. Rachel, you look like you\nhaven't slept in weeks. You're trash. She thinks she's funny. If I were you, I would\nhave killed myself already. Stop trying. You're just going to end\nup on the streets anyway. You wear make up and\nyou still look ugly. I bet even your dog hates you. You're fat. If I was your mom, I\nwould have aborted you. Does anyone think you're pretty? You're so annoying. Your voice makes me want\nto cut off my own ears. Everything you do\nmakes me hate you. If I had a gun, I\nwould kill you myself. [MUSIC PLAYING]", metadata={'source': 'nfbwPTsowEA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n9xafjynJA | [Document(page_content="welcome to the Tesla semi truck event I hope you like what you see better tell you about everything that this this truck can do starting with performance so ever an acronym we came up with that I think really really describes the performance well the Tesla semi will go zero to 60 in five seconds now at 80,000 pounds max gross vehicle weight but that's the most amount of weight you can carry on a US Highway this is the real-time acceleration of a Tesla semi that on the left the thing that looks like it's not moving is a diesel truck the best diesel trucks can only do 45 miles an hour up a five percent grade desert Sam I could do 65 miles an hour up to five percent grade now one of the biggest questions we've been asked about electric trucks is well how far can they go because well let's find out to 500 mile range and by the way it's 500 miles at maximum weight at highway speed we also have four independent motors on citizen visit the motor on each of the rear wheels and independent front suspension so it's incredibly comfortable to drive this truck what about you know fueling today if you're feeling a diesel truck you've got fumes spills toxic environment prices change all the time and what a lot of people don't realize is it actually it takes up to 15 minutes or more to actually fill it a truck get to sit there for 15 minutes well the tank gets full as compared to charging a teaser truck you can charge at your origin or destination so while you're unloading your cargo in charge [Applause] every truck we sell will have enhanced autopilot as standard okay but the truck will automatically brake alright good yeah you can read it too or it'll automatically break but it will actually automatically Lane keep as well so even if even if image from in the truck and you have a medical emergency the truck will stay in lane and gradually come to a halt and put on the Emergencies if it doesn't hear a response from you I'll actually call emergency services and get an ambulance it's gonna take care of you it's gonna take care of other cars can take care of pedestrians this is a massive increase in safety with that central position you're in a very safe position even if you were to slide with with it another semi you have a low center of gravity that gives you really good handling means the probability of a rollover is massively reduced because the battery pack is in the floor pan and and rollover risk is Durant produced and perhaps most importantly jackknifing is is usually the worst nightmare of a trucker how do you stop your your vehicle from jackknifing and if you're in difficult conditions the truck will automatically from stop Jack and I think because it's got independent motors on each wheel and it will dynamically adjust the torque on each wheel so that jackknifing is impossible reliability is incredibly important we're 20 massive attention it's making this truck be friendly reliable and that's why we are guaranteeing that this truck will not break down for a million miles then what it has you know as a few other benefits as well brakes brakes are a big deal for trucks you got to stop 80,000 pounds it's not easy that's a lot of brake it's for a lot of brake wear but because the with an electric motor you can turn the breaks into generators so every time you break that kinetic energy of braking goes right straight back into the battery pack instead of heat instead of wearing down a brake pad it's the brake pads basically lasts forever but if you'd ever need to replace brake pads ever ever and this is the feature I like best film Oh nuclear explosion proof class so standard glass now why is this important cuz agency it looks nothing survived to nuclear explosion as incredible the reason this is important is because truck windshields are huge and they cracked about once a year and if the truck windshield is cracked you're not allowed to try it so it actually it struck or froze if you have", metadata={'source': '5n9xafjynJA'}), Document(page_content="windshield is cracked you're not allowed to try it so it actually it struck or froze if you have a practicar inch field and that and that means lost driving you just pointed customers it's a terrible it's terrible day and you if you're stuck in building nowhere take ages to get it to get a new windshield so actually this this this detail this detail matters a lot to to someone who really understands trucking we have the tesla app that gives you full information about your truck this is sort of normal it's like we take it for granted with if you've got a Model S or more Lexus like that but this is not normal actually for trucks you have full access to all your truck information you go to remote diagnostics you can you can see what's going on preventative maintenance the truck will actually anticipate when it needs to be made when it needs maintenance and inform you ahead of time you're probably wondering how much is this gonna cost because Tesla stuff is expensive when you take everything into account take the least cost the insurance cost maintenance all of the factors the fully accounted for true cost of trucking a diesel truck will be 20% more expensive than it Benitez's semi per mile [Applause] on retail this is from day one it from day one having a Tesla semi will be a diesel truck on economics day one and this is at this is a worst-case scenario so it gets better than this this is the this is the wood this is worst-case scenario comparison this is taking max vehicle gross it's going at 60 miles an hour and it's assuming to $50 gasoline price we're guaranteeing a sevenths and kilowatt wholesale price production begins 2019 so if you order now get part the truck in two years [Applause] so turns out there was some cargo in the truck there's some cargo in the truck we threw it bring it out if he'll have asked us for a long time when you're gonna make a new roadster we are making it now the new Tesla Roadster will be the fastest car production car ever made period it'll do the quarter-mile in eight point nine seconds I wouldn't say what the actual top speed is but it's above 250 miles an hour this is gonna have a two hundred kilowatt hour battery pack 606 this is these numbers sound not even for their real 600 620 mile range that's not a thousand kilometres be the first time an electric vehicle brakes a thousand kilometres a production electric vehicle will travel more than a thousand kilometres in a single charge at highway speed this thing will have three motors so it's all-wheel drive one motor in front turn two on the rear it'll do torque steering I said turn come out we put our battery pack 10,000 Newton meters of torque so you know what that means it's stupid [Applause] it's also a four-seater so it's a two plus two two plus two okay you can't put giant people in the rear seat but you will to put okay the giant person is squashed or a small small person fit in the bed so but it's a four-seater it's not like it's this is four seats it's convertible so it's a roof or roof it's and it has tons of storage so you like actually travel somewhere bring bring luggage bring whatever you want and have plenty of storage carry for people like it's a real car it's not just crammed in so it has all that functionality with four seats expecting this to be available in 2020 the hell of Mario's touch jump over the barriers jump over [Applause] thank you for coming", metadata={'source': '5n9xafjynJA'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrSxvUc5R6Q | [Document(page_content="[Music] well greetings and salutations everybody welcome to my youtube channel the movies blog my name is John Canty of course so glad you guys are joining me here today as we are here to discuss justice league the movie now look you are more than welcome to stay if you have not seen justice league the movie I know I knew everything about the Justice League movie before I went to go see it and didn't hurt my enjoyment of it at all so you are more than welcome to stay however gotta emphasize even though it's in the title gotta let you know and warn you this is a spoiler review of this movie right here justice league that means we're gonna talk about Justice League just like we've all seen it together now here's how today's little video is gonna go I'm gonna talk about Justice League you guys have heard me talk about Justice League a lot but what I really want to do is leave the discussion direction up to you guys I'm gonna want you guys to mention your favorite parts apart use parts you dislike the most little comments you may have and here's what I want you to do for those of you guys who are watching live I want you to tweet in your thoughts your favorite scenes or just bring up a scene that you want me to talk about and tweet to me at John campy you can start sending those in now start tweeting to me at John Campea very important though guys keep your tweets as short as possible I know Twitter allows you to put in like 240 or more characters now but please guys if you send in a tweet bring up a scene bring up a comment bring whatever but please keep that tweet as short as possible definitely under that original hundred and forty character limit or else it just might run too long for me to fit on the screen so do that and that's the way I really want the show to go but I'm gonna start off this spoiler review discussion while you guys start getting your tweets together that you want to send in talking about just some of my general thoughts about the movie and you've heard me say this before but I'm gonna start off with repeating this this is a bit of a mixed bag movie no doubt about it it is a bit of a mixed bag there is good and there is bad now the reason I like the film and the reason I'm going tonight to see it for my fourth time I'm gonna go see it for my fourth time tonight it's because while I do agree there's there's several bad elements about the film I believe that the good things about the film are great I really do I think the stuff that they do well they do extremely well and to me at tips the scales that the good stuff far outweighs the bad in my opinion now if you're somebody who didn't like it I can understand why there are a number of negative things in this movie I completely understand if somebody else watches the movie and goes and I didn't like that totally fine that's totally cool but there are a lot of things I worked for me and the main things that worked for me was the character dynamic the character dynamic both as individuals and their inter character chemistry worked fantastic I really like Flash to me stole the movie like to me I think the hardest I left the two scenes I laughed the hardest in Justice League was none that well one of them involves Barry but number one was that scene when Superman is just beaten all the Justice League's asses he's just tossing them aside you know beaten the hell out of the Justice League and then flash decides I'm gonna use my SuperSpeed and I'm gonna sneak around behind Superman and flash starts to run behind Superman and all you do is see Superman's eyes and I'm like oh god but the funny part was when the camera then goes to Barry and Barry realizes that Superman is just as fast as him well just as fast almost fast whatever the look on Barry says like that look on Azra Miller's face when he's realizing Superman is seeing him run because remember up to this point that's all the flash has going for him it's he jumps", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="him run because remember up to this point that's all the flash has going for him it's he jumps into the Speed Force boom he and nobody can do anything about it all of a sudden for the first time in his life he's trying to run behind Superman and Superman is turning his head in time with them and to look on Ezra Miller's face man to me that was priceless my other gold-standard moment as far as the part that had me laughing the most was that scene in the bat carrier as they're on their way to their final battle with Steppenwolf and Aquaman gives his little spiel and it turns out he's sitting on Wonder Woman's lasso of truth now that's a little bit of inconsistency the lasso of truth you don't you're not just supposed to be able to touch it you're supposed to be bound by it but whatever so he's sitting on the lasso of truth and he starts spilling his heart he's just wearing his heart on his sleeve saying all these things and I just thought that was wonderful I thought there was a great fun moment that also served not just as a good laugh it served as a really good bonding moment with the team and of the team it felt great as a matter of fact I'll say this you know I think Avengers is the best comic book movie ever made and I do believe Avengers is a better movie than Justice League but I think one of the things that justice league did better than that first Avengers movie was very quickly I felt the team chemistry of the Justice League more so than in the first Avengers movie the first Avengers movie really even by the big end battle even with Captain Rogers Captain America calling out the plays and calling out the orders to me one of the things that justice league did even better than Avengers is that I felt they bonded I thought there was a bit of some bonding going on between the team I really liked the dynamic between Batman and Wonder Woman I thought that worked great especially in that scene when they even start getting course with each other because that really great dramatic moment when you know they're going back and forth and Batman goes did Steve Trevor say that or something along those lines and she Wallops him and he comes back you've been hiding you know Superman was a peak of the world where've you been oh just even in there lighter moments and in there rougher moments the dynamics between Batman and Wonder Woman I thought was all kind of wonderful the Aquaman character look I was nervous about him with the even though I loved the Jason Momoa casting I was a little bit nervous because the trailers my man and right I grads not Dan yet you're high like all this kind of stuff not know that's gonna get annoying but you know what he worked great and then the moment between him and flash were really good the moment we knew him and Bruce were really good I started to really love the bond in the dynamic between flash and cyborg and cyborgs a character who worked a lot better than I thought he would but there are weaknesses to the film as well the visual effects are subpar there's no getting around it there are some great visual effects in the movie but overall subpar and nowhere that stand out more than was Steppenwolf and the model of Steppenwolf is great and if you look at a still image of Steppenwolf I think he looks fine the problem is when it's on his face and I mentioned this on the John Campea show the other day when the cameras on his face and Steppenwolf is talking you can really see bad animation and probably one of the victims of them running out of time to do any more because if you look at a movie like Big Friendly Giant or if you look at Lord of the Rings with Gollum or if you look at Caesar in Planet of the Apes look at me right now when I'm talking other than my eyes are moving my cheeks are moving a bit you know my chin and my lips will move in different directions and all that kind of stuff the face animates when I'm talking and if you watch Gollum or", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="directions and all that kind of stuff the face animates when I'm talking and if you watch Gollum or Caesar or the Big Friendly Giant when they talk that's what happens the whole face is animated there was a lot of times in justice city when Steppenwolf is talking mother and I did he have any sentences that didn't have the word mother in it anyway when he's talking the only thing that moves is his jaw and some of his lips you are too weak to understand the unity and mother calls me and Belva but where everything else is completely static and that really just made me oh gosh this feels like a video game cutscene and it really was distracting it pulls me out speaking of bad visual effects I think the worst visual effects shot in the movie there's that scene tell me if you guys agree with me or this there's that one scene near the end in the final big fight and Superman shows up right which was awesome so Superman shows up and him and and Stephan will start to tussle and then it cuts the camera cuts back and it's almost like a videogame shot where it's side profile the camera cuts back you got Stefan low fear facing Superman and Superman's floating floating in the air looking down on him and I was like oh my god that looks terrible Superman looked awful in that shot I mean just tear it it really felt like I was playing injustice gods among us and it's like camera pans backing you got your - yeah Stefan Wolfe and Superman floating in the air and it's like oh that looks Tara it's a great shot it's a great idea for a show but the visual effect on it was so bad and Superman looks so bad and then of course there's the whole mustache thing and all that kind of nonsense as well um but here I'm gonna say this to where some people are complaining about the runtime I'm gonna deny or defy you guys I said I think two hours was the right runtime for this movie I really do it kept it lean it kept the pace going and it put the focus on the things that needed to be focused on and even though it was only two hours in the first half hour I thought there were entire five-minute segments that could have been cut out completely like maybe it's important for later for a flash standalone movie we didn't do now the entire scene of what did it add to the movie that whole scene with flash Ezra Miller sitting in the prison with his dad having that big conversation with his dad having a conversation that you know they've already had 50 times and it's like this scene is not adding to this movie the understanding Barry's relationship with his dad is not important to Justice League might be important to a standalone flash movie it might be important later for a flashpoint movie show put that scene in that movie there was like five minutes right there that could have been shaved off and you could have added five minutes of battle somewhere added five minutes of something else that was a bit of a waste I thought that opening conversation between cyborg and his father in the apartment I thought that felt dragged on I thought you could have accomplished what you needed to accomplish in that scene and get the information to the audience that you want to in half the time that that scene lasted so within that and and that it while I enjoyed the scene between ma Kent and Amy Adams Lois Lane sitting at the daily plan to sit around chatting it was an endearing scene but unnecessary there was nothing communicated in that scene that became relevant or important or vital to the rest of the movie that scene could have been gone I mean there's so even though people are some people are complaining that the two-hour run time was too short I felt like you could have cut another 10 minutes out of this movie or cut ten minutes out and replace it with ten minutes of some other stuff was more relevant to the story so even at two hours I felt like the movie dragged a little bit but I mean the battles were great it was really neat", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="I felt like the movie dragged a little bit but I mean the battles were great it was really neat seeing the first battle in the sewer sister it's not a sewer system but under the the Gotham City harbor and the Justice League while they do some very cool things they essentially get their asses handed to them so that's great then they go back into battle again and I gotta tell ya the the chills moment when Superman comes back room and he's floating in the air uh-uh heart started pounding they should have got to Superman earlier in the film they should have got to Superman earlier in the film that's my thought at any rate they should have had Superman appear earlier in the film plus they should have brought him back another way because you know what they did that entire last shot in Batman vs Superman where it's a close-up on Clark's grave and then the dirt starts to vibrate and it's like oh so that was nothing that was pointless I did not like the way they went about bringing him back because it's like wait a minute how the hell does Batman know to use the pool to bring back Superman how do they know all you need is a big electric shock to bring Superman back really that's all you need was a big electric shock I mean sign I thought think that could have hadn't been handled better my gosh the flashback scene with Green Lantern's let me ask you guys this tell me this tell me what you think about this in the in the big flashback battle scene where we see the Atlanteans Amazonians men Green Lantern's all this kind of stuff fighting Steppenwolf and his pair of demons was that one big guy was that Zeus that the dude hurling the Lightning was that Zeus like I want to know because at first when I saw the big guy I thought the big guy might have been Hercules right like some yeah epic comic cast is saying was that Hercules in the flashback that's what I'm wondering only was it Hercules but then all of a sudden he starts shooting lightning out he's like oh maybe it's Shazam shooting lightning but then they did the wide shot like after the victory you see the wide shot Zeus looked like he was or whether Razoo sore Hercules or whatever that dude was about five feet taller than everybody else so okay maybe it's not Shazam so yeah do you guys think that was Zeus let me know what you guys think some people saying was George st. Pierre yes it was Zeus somebody saying looked young to be Zeus yeah but Zeus can look however he wants I mean right the Zeus could look however he wants so maybe he just look like that in thing so I thought that was great I loved loved loved loved loved that you see the Green Lantern get killed and they gave the extra three seconds of screen time to showing the ring then coming off his finger and doing what a lantern ring is supposed to do boom and go off to find the next worthy bearer I love that they included that in there I thought that was fantastic I really enjoyed seeing that and just a nod of the cap that yes the Green Lantern Corps exists in this DC EU it didn't die with the Ryan Reynolds character it's still out there but yeah but again Superman Superman Superman they should have had more Superman definitely should have had more Superman in the marketing and I thought they should have got to Superman much earlier in the film like don't get me wrong they didn't need to get to Superman in the first 15 minutes but I felt he was underused I really do they should have used more of him because the big comeback was no secret it was no spoiler everybody knew about that they should have got to it quicker and I thought that would have fleshed it out a little bit more but man Superman how great is Superman in this movie how great is Superman in this movie I already love the Henry Cavill Superman but I think people who have not been satisfied with the Superman the DCU has been giving us I think they would be satisfied with this Superman like more he's a little bit more in", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="giving us I think they would be satisfied with this Superman like more he's a little bit more in tune with the older classic Superman and look he's dealt with all this stuff now the first two movies he's been and I thought were brilliant because he's he's an alien he's just finding out he's not human he's struggling with his identity then once he knows he has these powers where's my place in this world not on top of that he's got two father figures who are giving him opposing philosophies that he's supposed to follow and then he's got half the world hating him in Batman vs Superman he wants to do the right thing but when he does the right thing people still hate him and he's conflicted and he's torn and I loved it loved it that is how Superman should have been in those movies so but I understand there some people thought he should have been more apple pie let me get that kitten out of your tree for you ma'am more smiley I get it that's fine but now he's been through that gauntlet he saved the world and he paid with his life and now he's been brought back he's experiencing life again and because of all that they've shifted the tone on him a bit he's saying truth justice he just falls short of the American Way he loves truth than justice smiling I love the joke by the way when he went after him and Cyborg separate the mother boxes and there the the boom goes off and he's laying on the ground he goes I take it back I wish I was dead I mean that was fun it was funny and it kind of gave a wink to the audience that we are indeed as a DC you going a little we're gonna bring more lighter tone stuff in it as well and I enjoyed that I thought that was great the whole parademon thing was weird in the sense that wait the movie starts off her so how does Batman find out that parademons are attracted to fear what how on earth do you discover that then on top of that they're just flying around the city come on these things would be all over the news by now this it wasn't some big secret thing but whatever and did you notice I don't think anybody died in this film other than parademons I think Stefan Wolfe killed somebody but for the most part like no city destruction they decided hey this time our big epic battle not in a city some small remote Russian town where we don't see anybody getting hurt so they decided to go that way as well but anyway yeah those are just my some of my general thoughts I had a lot of fun of this movie I'm gonna go see it a fourth time tonight but now I want to go to Twitter once again guys start tweeting in scenes you want me to talk about or say some of things you read it about this movie or didn't like this about this movie tweet to me at John Campea and once again guys keep those tweets as short as possible okay guys because of the too long they're gonna run over so keep them as short as possible let me open up my Twitter message board here and we will start off with our first tweet today and our first tweet today from you guys for watching live comes to us from Jared Geronimo who writes John I feel the Danny Elfman score contributed a great tone to the Justice League film similar to the tone of the Superman movies I'm gonna be honest with you didn't love the score there are certainly moments of the score like every once while hearing the Batman theme overtures like that that was pretty cool hearing those moments of the classic John Williams Superman score when Superman standing there done to do that goes off into something else those were pretty cool the score was fine I know a lot of people have been very excited about the score to be honest to me it wasn't memorable it was about as good as any score in any Marvel movie and you know I don't love the musical scores and the Marvel movies all that much so I but I know a lot of you guys really did love Elfman score that's great it just wasn't for me let's see this next one comes to us from the who's man Alvie", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="that's great it just wasn't for me let's see this next one comes to us from the who's man Alvie writes John I feel Aquaman didn't do many water-powered stuff other than that one scene well yeah there's the scene the first battle scene with Steppenwolf when Aquaman shows up at the end to save everybody and he stops the water that was great of course there was his own fight with Steppenwolf by the way how powered are they making Aquaman in this universe because he's he's going toe-to-toe a Steppenwolf and he gets in some good licks on Sep not only in that fight but also in the big final fight at the end of the film he's going toe-to-toe Steppenwolf going battling him and of course him and Wonder Woman are both double-teaming him but there's times when it's just him as Devon wolf one-on-one and he's holding his own they're making him quite powerful so there was the one big underwater scene where wolf comes to take the mother box from the Atlanteans that is clearly a big one but then above water but not a lot of the movie happened around big bodies of water right so we didn't get a chance to see Aquaman really unleashing his power of especially over the water we did get to see Mara that was pretty cool right seeing her and Mara and by the way how many movies can you put gal gadot in and say she's the second best looking person in the movie because Mara looked oh my god she looks so incredible but anyway using those water powers like again taking shots of Steppenwolf and like putting Stefan Wolf's back against the wall a couple of times that was awesome but you're right not a lot of Aquaman using water powers but there wasn't a lot of opportunity guarantee you when we get to the Aquaman standalone movie we're gonna see a lot more of that okay let's see next one John I was hoping we were gonna see Superman in the black suit you know what they kind of teased that didn't they remember Henry Cavill put out that close-up shot of the black Superman suit but that was just apparently him just having some fun I'm totally cool with them not doing the black suit I mean it would have been interesting but I also would have gone where did he get the black suit because he's already got the Superman suit where did he get this black suit for Anna would have raised that question but you're right it would have been neat to see him in the black suit would have been neat but honestly at the end of the day having not seen it in the movie I didn't feel like it detracted from the movie at all not having the black suit would have been neat but they would have had to explain why he's got a black suit so I thought was fine let's see this one comes to us from civil MIT six-two who writes John they finally showed the true power and strength of Superman and he finally smiled in this movie at the end yeah he had some smiles and you know what I love you I had somebody tweeting me that they thought they might have overpowered Superman a little bit in the movie because like he's Steppenwolf Disney is not in Superman's league Superman ditched him I mean every time the only reason Superman didn't just wipe him out is because he kept getting pulled away Superman kept having to get pulled away to go deal with something else but when it was Superman and Steppenwolf one on one I even liked that when he comes back from saving the one building he's come back in the first thing you hear for Superman is this guy still bothering you like this guy's my I mean this guy is nothing to me as this dude still bothering you it comes in starts smacking around stuff and well I loved it I was eating it up I was totally eating that up it was so awesome to see because you know he ain't gonna have as easy of a time against Darkseid if they ever do another Justice League and if they ever do bring up that about but you know he ain't gonna have that heart that easy of a time against Darkseid so yeah I thought they really showed the power so", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="that heart that easy of a time against Darkseid so yeah I thought they really showed the power so especially in that fight against the other Justice League members that one shot oh my god why do you not use this shot in the marketing anyway that one shot where he got cyborg and he's got Aquaman he's got Wonder Woman he's got all three of them and he is just bitching them all he is just wiping the floor with them like Wonder Woman thinks she's tough and gives him a headbutt and he goes so he lifts her in the air boom and drives her through the concrete he's smacking around cyborg and Aquaman and all that scene with him and Bruce and he's got Bruce by the jaw and the mouth he's like you won't let me live you won't let me die and then he pulls out Batman's line and goes tell me do you bleed it's like whoa Oh like you could hear people in the theater going oh like when he says that then he sees Louis and just throws super or throws Batman away oh my god I love that scene so much and you're right they really showed folks this is Superman Batman Batman is a formidable foe Aquaman is extremely powerful Wonder Woman is extremely powerful who knows what cyborgs limits are flash is the fastest man alive but this is Superman I loved it I loved it I actually absolutely loved that element of the movie let's see this one comes to us from harish shikko who writes I saw the movie through one of my friends one of them is an athlete he said why the hell does flash run like that because guess what flash isn't an athlete until getting those powers barielle is a nerdy little science kit he's no athlete so he's running like a kid who has never run in his life so don't expect to see the flash that kiss remember in this movie he hasn't been the flash for five years he's is I think him becoming the flash is a relatively new thing probably in the last year or two he was never an athlete so that's probably why he does he's running like that and running a little odd let's see this one John if Justice League underperforms does that make Man of Steel too unlikely big fan of Henry Cavill in the role I you know me I love Henry Cavill in this role love Henry Cavill as Superman if Justice League look it's going to underperform that that's a foregone conclusion at this point Justice League is going to underperform the question is how badly will it underperform that's the question at this point it's going to underperform if it really under performs let's say it let's say Justice League does not make 800 million okay I think it will but just for argument's sake let's say it doesn't I think the entire DC EU is then in question I think if you do a Justice League movie and you don't hit 800 million dollars they got to reevaluate everything and yeah I do think if that happens and that's massive if if that happens I think Man of Steel 2 becomes a big question mark let's see this one comes to us again you guys you need to keep the tweets shorter if you can random in India writes John do you think that the biggest issue of the DCU is that they cannot undo the damage which they have already done with the previous movies it is it's tough because now you're building movies on the foundation of divisive underperforming films so like Man of Steel which i think is one of the top 10 best comic book movies ever made a lot of people didn't like it Batman vs Superman which I liked a lot of people didn't like it Suicide Squad I liked it a bunch of people liked it but a whole bunch people didn't like it it's tough to continue building and then finally we got Wonder Woman but it's tough to continue building on such a shaky foundation it's going to be tough it is gonna it can happen they can do it it will be a little bit tough though let's see this one comes to us from ship Road medics who writes John were they hinting at a potential relationship between Bruce and Diana and future movies absolutely absolutely I think they hinted at", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="relationship between Bruce and Diana and future movies absolutely absolutely I think they hinted at that and I think they in from both of their points of view in the movie they showcased moments of affection you could see that Bruce has affection for Diana and they also showed from Diana's perspective moments that she clearly has some affection for Bruce and I think they are hinting at that but again we'll have to see if there even are more movies for us to get around to all right let's what's this one from this one is from pride Lynch 90 writes Pet Sematary I love the Pet Sematary gag man that was great both times first were in there in the Batcave and Barry's like yeah but like come back as in yay he's back or come back as in Pet Sematary and I love that joke and then later on as they're fighting Superman Perry's like Pet Sematary loved the gag love the gag also the great gag is did he just bail on us like when sidework took off from the fight obviously he was going to go do something important but still when he takes off from the fight that was just fantastic I love that let's see this one comes to us from sm McQueen who writes john superman vs the league scene was awesome especially the stare down between him and the flash I totally agree I already mentioned that absolutely loved that entire sequence and I really loved because when Batman is talking to Alfred saying if things go around my contingency plan is bring out the big guns it's like oh just got it another Kryptonian cannon doesn't have this their kryptonite can as if this said that he says offer it bring out the big guns and they bring out Lois Lane it was great and it was perfect too because of anything in that world was going to snap kal-el back into it it was seeing Lois the one woman he's always loved I mean that was a really great moment let's see next one Savior allow 480 rights John with the Luthor credits scene what villain do you think we will see in the sequel again if we get a single at this point I loved it I love that post-credit scene with Luthor although it was a little Oh admit it was a little cheesy going it's time for us to make a league of our own it's like okay so alright that seemed a little bit cheesy but I love just that they had that scene Luthor's out of jail Deathstroke shows up Joe Manganiello is in there because well I mean when everything started to go awry with the Ben Affleck stuff we thought are they gonna get rid of Joe Manganiello - they shouldn't because he's a great casting to play that character if you want Deathstroke he's a good guy to play it other than men who Bennett and Manu Bennett who kills it as Deathstroke in the arrow show he's a magnificent Deathstroke I think Joe looks great as Deathstroke - I think it was a great scene and how great how could I not mention this already the post-credits scene anybody who's ever read a comic book got geek boners when they realized oh my god they're doing the race Superman versus the flash loved it I just it made my heart happy seeing that just made my heart happy and loved when they're going which coast you know where are we gonna run to and they go loved it just love that moment I thought it was great let's see this one comes from Noah Jost shore tag who writes John do you believe there will be an extended cut in the blu-ray pack like Batman vs Superman I don't think so for for two reasons one it would be I think this is their movie I really I think this is their movie I think the blue ray is gonna have a lot of deleted scenes I think they'll give us a like a special feature of deleted scenes you can watch all the deleted scenes absolutely well they give an extended cut no mostly because they got a lot of crap from people after a Suicide Squad came out and he had the extended edition had a lot of fans going wait a minute I paid 15 bucks to go to a movie theater we'll watch a movie now your tummy you didn't show us the whole movie", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="to go to a movie theater we'll watch a movie now your tummy you didn't show us the whole movie really you're now you're gonna make me buy the blu-ray if I want to see the true full movie so what happened then Wonder Woman came out and there was no extended in addition and they just went okay no no this is your movie so I don't think we're gonna get an extended edition I think we're gonna get the movie as it is I don't want an extended edition by the way I think we're gonna get the movie as it is and then a whole bunch of bonus features with deleted scenes and commentaries and things like that that's why I think they're gonna go could be totally wrong no one's told me that I'm just guessing so it could be totally wrong last way I think it's gonna go ah let's see here John what do you think will be the highest-grossing superhero movie of 2017 now the Justice League is out it's probably gonna be spider-man homecoming III thought for a long time I said for a long time it's gonna be Justice League Justice League will be the highest-grossing comic book movie the year blah blah blah blah blah looks like I was wrong it's probably I'm gonna end up being spider-man homecoming let's see this one mgu large are 24 rights John just wondering if you think that Justice League could possibly have a small second weekend drop off no no it's it's - it it's already too divisive I think at best at best the drop-off will be 55% and if it's 55% that's not bad actually that that would be pretty good because I think I think Thor second week drop-off was like 52 53 if you're in that 50 range you're okay you don't want to get to 60 but best I think it's gonna be 55 percent it'll probably more be more than a 60 percent drop but let's just wait and see let's keep our hopes up let's see this one comes from mike d 18 writes john any new podcast episode soon oh I put up the podcast every day but a side note I put up the podcast every day but the audio only podcasts are only for my patreon supporters I had to come up with a really good way because I was gonna stop my podcasts because I didn't make any money off podcasts it just took more of my time and energy and I'm putting them up and I had to spend money and time on getting them converted and doing all this stuff putting them up put him in the podcast feed and I don't make any money off them so I was gonna cut them off but then somebody suggested to me with my patreon campaign that I make the podcast a part of my patreon rewards think so I've done that so if you are interested in the audio only podcast go check out my patreon page and they do it there I mean sign up for Zyliss 2 bucks a month all right let's see this next one comes else I'm gonna take just a couple more here Anna SHhhh pardon rights John when do you think Green Lantern will join the Justice League well first let's find out if there's even going to be another Justice League if so if another Justice League happens I predict that Green Lantern will be in the next Justice League movie if it happens I'm still not 100 cents sure at this chance were that next one Harry shikko writes which scenes were CGI mustache if I'm not mistaken I believe every single Superman scene was reshot from what I understand from what I've been told every second you see Superman on screen and this movie was a part of the reshoots so every moment that you see Superman there's they've CGI'd out the moustache from from my understanding maybe the information I have is incorrect but it sounds like that happened so let's see this one Michael pass suet C writes John and seen Superman takes off glasses open shirts classic absolutely look they heard from a lot of people that they want some more the classic elements of the heroes having the final shot other than post-credits scenes stuff like that of Superman like hearing something he's Clark Kent on the street hearing something and then running into a back alley takes the", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="he's Clark Kent on the street hearing something and then running into a back alley takes the glasses off pulls open the shirt tall assic awesome they don't explain how Clark Kent is back they haven't explained it hey remember how we said that Clark Kent was dead now he's back and they didn't address that at all so I thought that was interesting that they didn't even address that let's see the next one comes to us from Grand Master gravity writes John just saw it I loved it I think some of the criticisms are exaggerated and I tend to like Marvel films more I don't think the criticisms are exaggerated people are criticizing what they didn't like and how much it didn't work for them that's it just because you felt different just cuz I felt different doesn't mean they're exaggerating if like the bad CGI or some of the bad storytelling elements and there are bad storytelling elements if some of the bad dialog most part the metallic soup there was some cheesy dialogue let's all admit it like when Clark and Lois are standing together in the field Clark I wasn't strong I wasn't Lois Lois Lane award-winning or what is it whistling oh yeah I wasn't Lois Lane award-winning reporter it's like oh my god did you really just say that Oh awful awful awful tie like that one part but if if some people watch that and it really affects them more than affects you that doesn't mean you're right and they're wrong so like I don't agree with some of the criticism but I totally see how it would hit other people that way so yeah no I get it I get the criticism is getting I like it and I like I like the criticism let's see this next one comes to us from our G film studios writes John in order what has been your favorite superhero moves 217 2017 I already said this this morning in the John Campea show but I'll say it again in order starting from number one the way I would list and where justice league fits in for me Logan is by far the best movie of the year by far the best compliment all of the year - so got Logan spider-man homecoming thor ragnarok Wonder Woman Justice League guardians of the galaxy - this has been a year that even the last place film to meet guardians of the galaxy - I liked this has been a great year for comic movies I have liked every major compliment to come out this year I haven't always been able to say that but this year I've been able to say it so once again for me it's Logan homecoming Ragnarok Wonder Woman Justice League guardians of the galaxy - that's how I rank them that's how I put up my myself with that okay final question of the day let's see this one comes to us from Ammar b32 writes John what if it collects billion is it considered to be a success oh yeah if Justice League makes a billion dollars it's absolutely a success if it makes eight hundred million dollars it underperformed but it's still successful it makes money if it it's eight hundred million dollars it's profitable if it's seven hundred million dollars its profitable there was a report out there by Forbes saying Justice League because of all the extra reshooting the budgets came in around 300 million that Justice League needs to make six hundred million to break even I think they're wrong about that I actually think it's higher I think it's probably closer to six hundred and fifty needs to make to break even but if it makes seven hundred million dollars its profitable it's a success any movie that makes money and is profitable that's it to me that's a success is it a big success no Justice League look three years ago you talked about a Justice League movie two billion dollar movie now we're not even sure it's gonna hit a billion dollars but if it does make a billion dollars absolutely we consider it a success absolutely we do alright that does it guys for my little what you might call it how are we going to find this the Justice League spoiler review and discussion thank you guys for joining me on this what", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'}), Document(page_content="this the Justice League spoiler review and discussion thank you guys for joining me on this what did you guys make a Justice League jump down to the comment section and let me know about that thank you all you guys for joining in the discussion here I'm gonna go see it for time number four tonight I can't wait to go out there and see it again so that'll do it for me guys thanks so much for joining me my name is John Campea and next video bye-bye", metadata={'source': 'UrSxvUc5R6Q'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf1xyI_iKWA | [Document(page_content="Good morning John. Hope you're feeling better; you missed a video for the first time in a long time because you're very sick and I cannot hold it against you. But to make you feel better I'm gonna talk about everybody's favorite topic which is the complexity of the US tax code. Woo! [Music starts] Tax policy is so fun. [normal] It's not gonna happen, no. It's not, it's complicated and it's too complicated. I think everybody agrees that it's too complicated just nobody agrees on how is the best way to simplify this. So, instead of talking about that, let's talk about why it's complicated in the first place because you think maybe we can just make this really simple - to start all over again, how would you do it? Well the simplest way to do that would be a head tax. A head tax would be taxing every single person the exact same amount. So you enter the world and your fee for existing in the US is like twelve thousand dollars a year. If everybody paid twelve thousand dollars a year, we would pay the entire federal budget and it would be good. This works really well for families like mine, I could afford to pay twelve thousand dollars a year for all the people in my family. Doesn't work as well for people who don't make any money like retirees or disabled people. Also for all of the people that that would be like all their money that they made, that would be a bummer. Work all year you make like eight thousand dollars then what happens? The government just comes in they uh They just take you, they take you to tax jail. [sings] Tax jail! [guitar riff] Tax jail! [normal] So a head tax; that's not gonna work. So instead, let's tax people's income, if you don't make any money you don't pay anything if you make a lot of money you pay a bunch. For a flat tax to work on individual human income, you gotta pay - get ready for it - A 50% flat tax. A little bit more than that actually. Every single person has to send half the money that they make to the government and this sounds wrong right because nobody pays 50% taxes. Well it turns out we're missing something because when I was talking about taxing the amount of money that people make We gotta examine the definition of money. And of people and of make. All those words. Because getting money is just one way to receive value and if we only tax money then everybody would get paid in like diamonds or gold or something so we have to tax value so if i give you a car in exchange for doing work for me that's still income and we still tax that. The us tax code doesn't actually tax money, it taxes value. This is really important when part of somebody's payment might be stock in a company. Now we gotta examine, what is a person? Because it turns out a lot of the money in the US isn't made by flesh-and-blood human things. It's made by these non-meat people called corporations. [singing] So now it's time to talk about corporate tax. [not singing] Currently most corporations in the US are taxed just as if they were people. So, I own businesses; If the end of the year one of my businesses has more money in its bank account than it had at the beginning of the year, that difference is taxed as if it is my money because it is. I control that corporation, I control the money and so i pay the exact same taxes on it that I would if it was just my money. That's how it works right now. That's not how the Republicans in Congress want it to work. They want people like me, if i have money that's getting made by my corporation, to pay like way less tax on that I don't know why, 'cause it's still income to me but I guess, I don't, I... Let. Look. That's not what we're here for, that's not what we're doing, we're not analyzing the tax thing we're just talking about why it's complex. And now we have to talk about the definition of make. If you just tax people's ordinary income you're not catching a huge chunk of what happens. 'cause there's another way to make money,", metadata={'source': 'Qf1xyI_iKWA'}), Document(page_content="income you're not catching a huge chunk of what happens. 'cause there's another way to make money, and a lot of people make money this way. And that's when you buy something and then it becomes worth more and then you sell it and you make money. This is called Capital Gains and it happens mostly with real estate and with stocks in the stock market. So instead of talking about taxing the amount of money people make, we're actually talking about more like the uh, like the [singing] increase in value received by entities which make, make you unsurprised to see how there's complexity. [normal] There's two really good common-sense reasons not to tax people who don't make very much money. One: They tend to spend almost all of their income anyway, they save very little and if they have less money they are more likely to end up being supported by social services which costs the government money. And two: Because they don't make very much money, taxing them actually doesn't contribute that much to the budget. Like you could increase their tax bill an amount that would be extremely impactful to them, but it would not be impactful to the budget. [singing] So you wanna tax the rich people more and the poor people less, make a bunch of tax brackets and it gets more complex. [normal] Tax people who make a bunch of money more, one because we can afford it and two because you make way more money when you raise their percentage, because they have so much more income. Now the second to last reason why the tax code is so complicated I'm not even gonna sing it, it's just because the government wants to encourage certain behaviors in people. So it gives people tax credits for saving money for retirement, for going to school, for saving money for health care They let you write off parts of your mortgage because they want to encourage homeownership, that kind of thing. The government also has provisions for just things that like they're just trying to be more fair. Like for example right now, if you go to graduate school you might make like ten thousand dollars a year in actual money, but you get tuition deferment so you don't have to pay your tuition. But, that is value being delivered. So technically that value of your deferred tuition is income, 'cause you got that value, remember we're talking about value not money. So if you get like thirty five thousand dollars of income from your tuition deferment but you don't have any actual income, that's a huge burden for graduate students so that is not counted as income as part of the tax code. At least at the moment but again we're not talking about what they're planning on doing in Congress right now, that's not this discussion. Finally, the last reason why taxes are so complicated iiiiiiis [guitar music] [singing] rich douchebags, avoiding their taxes so we've got to make up lots of rules to keep them paying their taxes. [normal] Every time I come across something really annoying in my like business tax stuff I'm like, 'Why is this rule even here?' And then I realize, it's because somebody was using some underhanded little thing to avoid paying their taxes and the government had to create a new rule. Thanks so much, I'm so glad you didn't have to pay those ten thousand dollars so that now everybody in the world has to deal with this new rule. Taxes are complicated. I don't like it, nobody likes it, everyone would like there to be a simpler system. But I do worry when people are talking about simplifying it because every change to the US tax code has real impacts on real people. And ultimately, if you want one reason why it's so complicated, That's it. That's the reason. John, I'll see you on Tuesday. [guitar music] [singing] Capital Gains!", metadata={'source': 'Qf1xyI_iKWA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q11GPMvTxQE | [Document(page_content="president of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe has been sacked by his party as leader delegates at the party meeting was seen breaking into loud singing and dancing when the announcement was made well Emerson Magog are the deputy who was of course sacked just a few days ago has been announced as Mugabe x' replacement as leader of the party but important to stress that mr. Mugabe is still officially a Zimbabwe's president the pressure to remove him from power completely is of course building let's go now to Ben Brown in Harare been a momentous morning yeah when you think about it hugely dramatic Gaeta because Robert Mugabe has been the leader of zanu-pf and the leader of this country for 37 years almost four decades and now that party's RPF has simply turned its back on him said it's had enough of him sacked him really humiliated him and kicked him out as party leader extraordinary this was the Central Committee of Zion EPF meeting here in Harare where I am and celebrating as you say after that decision also stripping his wife Grace Mugabe of her party membership and making Emerson managua who she forced out as vice president of this country making him now the party leader and the front-runner to become the new president he's the favorite candidate of the military but as you say it's important to stress he is still technically president of this country he may not effectively be in power because he's been under house arrest but he is still technically president and the military here who took over on Wednesday they've gotta find a way of constitutionally removing him as president they don't want this to look like an old-fashioned African coup d'etat where they simply force him out of office so it does look like the most likely way that they will do that following this decision to kick him out as party leader is to get Parliament to impeach him as president that's if he doesn't go voluntarily he is in talks at the moment with the military High Command we understand here in Harare his motorcade was seen leaving his private residence a little bit earlier today heading from his residence the blue roof to Statehouse and he's in those talks if they can persuade him just to step down I think that is what everybody pretty much in Zimbabwe would like to see but if they can't persuade him to go voluntarily the indications are he won't go he's been pretty stubborn about it as he has been for many years then they'll have to get Parliament to constitutionally impeach him Ben bran stay with us for a moment I just want to turn to our colleague Andrew Hardy who I gather is inside the headquarters of assigned opf Andrew what's the information that you've got indeed I've just stepped outside journalists have been asked to leave the hall they are still it seems formalizing the process of removing President Mugabe but the decision has been taken I spoke to a senior figure from zanu-pf Paul Mann guana in the hall and he said we are removing him we are very happy and excited this is the dawn of a new era we want to give him a dignified retirement he can go farming and he confirmed that we've elected Managua as the new president of the party with immediate effect so zon appeared with ruthless determination has come a hundred and eighty degrees from a week or so ago when it voted unanimously to kick mr. Managua out of the party forced him into exile suddenly he's back he's on top and mr. mcGarry's humiliation is well it's hard to see how much more humiliation he's prepared to accept if he digs his heels in and forces the parliament to impeach him it can only get worse for him now I think he is though technically still president of Zimbabwe do we know what exactly his demands are what potential fate is in store for Robert Mugabe now we don't know I was talking to the war veteran leader Christmas Ranga a little earlier he's the one who started yesterday's protest that turned into something so enormous and he said if", metadata={'source': 'Q11GPMvTxQE'}), Document(page_content="he's the one who started yesterday's protest that turned into something so enormous and he said if the generals in their talks with Mr Mugabe can't sort this out very quickly he said we will go back on this streets and we will sort this out ourselves he very fiery language he described this as being a coup but not a usual African coup where somebody ends up with their being hanged from a tree as he put it he said we don't want that to happen but he made it very clear that Mr Mugabe 'he's time in office well was running out by the minute and on what is the process by which whoever replaces the leadership of the party is is made president also well that's the thing they're still working out there is the the very keen desire here to have the sort of veneer of legality in all this and it's fascinating to see how people are trying to find the right words to explain what is already simply a fact mr. Mugabe has been kicked out and the law and the political process are still to catch up with that so it could be throw impeachment it could be that Mr Mugabe simply resigns or it could be a more long term process of popular pressure political pressure and eventually he simply becomes irrelevant and Roy saw it reported by Reuters that Grace Mugabe has been expelled from the ruling party obviously she's been a very divisive figure and has triggered perhaps this whole event do we know now what will become of her and the whole family we don't and I think that's going to be a key part of these negotiations between the generals and President Mugabe a lot of people here are saying it would not be safe for Grace Mugabe to stay in the country that her life would be in danger such as the animosity against her but I also suspect that President Mugabe for his own sense of his own dignity would not want to go into exile he is a stubborn man and it sounds from what we can understand of the negotiations very mostly speculation as if he simply refuses to accept the reality that the world he knew the bubble of power and patronage and adulation that he's lived in for 37 years has vanished we're seeing reports that Southern African leaders will hold a crisis summit in Angola on cheese day of course this affects the whole region in southern Africa but can you just sum up the importance of this moment because Mr Mugabe obviously held in great respect also for his historic role in the country's liberation and yet we've seen this incredible swirl of public opinion wanting him to go there's been a huge pushback here amongst many ordinary people and politicians against Zimbabwe's neighbors saying look you've enabled Mugabe for years now you're coming in and trying to negotiate back off we'll sort this out a Zimbabwean x' together this is our problem and we've made the decision to fix it but this is extraordinary for a man who while reviled in the West for the economic misery and the repression that he's brought in the last particularly the last 15 years to Zimbabwe he is still seen particularly in countries like South Africa as an iconic figure for his role in fighting armed fight for independence for an end to my white minority rule in Zimbabwe which ended of course in 1980 with Mr Mugabe taking power and he's run this country ever since most people here do not know another leader so the fact that he's being turfed out in such a humiliating fashion is something I think no one expected Andrew holding thanks very much indeed for that we're just gonna get back to you been banned also in Harare do you think you knew that sense of him as an iconic figure will lead to anyone feeling sympathy for him sadness that it's come to this well I think there's a measure of people wanting to have respect for their elders that's that's a great African tradition here and that elders should be treated with dignity and in a sense perhaps that is why the another of the reasons the military hadn't just thrown him out they kept talking", metadata={'source': 'Q11GPMvTxQE'}), Document(page_content="that is why the another of the reasons the military hadn't just thrown him out they kept talking to him they even let him out of house arrest ago to award graduates their degrees the other day which was rather extraordinary and he dressed up in academic robes and a mortar board and him it looked like it was business as usual so he's been treated with some dignity really since that military takeover he was an iconic figure but as Andrew was saying you know he lost touch his rule has been despotic and have been political repression and economic chaos here and I think the question now that we have to start addressing is what follows and and no one really knows yes there might be a transitional government but you know if Emerson where is at the head of it people have got questions about him he was a strong man under Mugabe he was the security chief he's been accused of human rights abuses for a long time people are saying would he be that much better than the Garvey well I think the importance of yesterday's demonstrations on the streets and all the euphoria there was and that display of people power was actually things have changed it cannot just be a kind of another Mugabe in another guy's continuing to rule this country with autocracy people want to see real change they want this country to be proper much better managed in terms of the economy with real human rights and political freedoms they want Zimbabwe to move on and this has to be a pivotal moment when things do whoever is the new president and whoever is the new government and then is there any chance still of seeing any sort of unity government and what about fresh elections well elections are planned for next year and there is a lot of talk about a transitional government with Managua at the head of it I don't forget you know if it hadn't been for garbey he was the favorite candidates initially of Robert Mugabe as vice president and then Grace Mugabe had announced it's oh my god well was Maga B's mannered recently but yet it that one of the scenarios is that he would head a transitional government leading maybe to those elections next year that we're trying to get the economy back on its feet that would pave the way to fresh elections and that would include members of the opposition the opposition the moment pretty fragmented pretty fractured but perhaps if the opposition could be brought into a transitional government and work together that would be good for Zimbabwe but you know the path ahead is pretty uncertain at the moment people are just celebrating because they know McGarvey has gone now as head of Zarn opf but still as we've been saying important to stress technically president of this country I don't think anyone's going to be dancing in the streets until they hear that he has officially gone as president been brown for now in Harare thanks very much", 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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9GSF3ROa58 | [Document(page_content="♪♪ Meet Billy Billy is living the American dream This is his friend Tre And his neighbor Mike They don't know it yet, but their lives will soon change forever Because they're about to see the truth ♪♪ ♪ I woke up to a bitter storm (bitter year) ♪ ♪ And Noah's Ark came washed up on the shore ♪ ♪ The riot gear has lined the dawn (bitter year) ♪ ♪ Like dogs that shit on your neighbor's lawn ♪ ♪ Let freedom ring with all the crazies on parade ♪ ♪ Let them eat poison and it tastes like lemonade ♪ ♪ Back in the USA for a small town serenade ♪ ♪ With fireworks on display ♪ ♪ Tonight, it's a hero's welcome home ♪ ♪ And there's no place else to go ♪ ♪ And I'm taking it to the grave ♪ ♪ Back in the USA ♪ ♪ The saddest story ever told (bitter year) ♪ ♪ Is feeling safe in our suburban homes ♪ ♪ Like soldiers of an endless war (bitter year) ♪ ♪ And every church can have a liquor store ♪ ♪ Let freedom ring with all the crazies on parade ♪ ♪ Let them eat poison and it tastes like lemonade ♪ ♪ Back in the USA for a small town serenade ♪ ♪ With fireworks on display ♪ ♪ Tonight, it's a hero's welcome home ♪ ♪ And there's no place else to go ♪ ♪ And I'm taking it to the grave ♪ ♪ Back in the USA ♪ ♪♪", metadata={'source': 'i9GSF3ROa58'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssVrzoCgr_w | [Document(page_content='-Congress has been rocked by its own sexual\nmisconduct allegations this week with Senator Al Franken being accused\nof sexual harassment. Yet more women coming forward to\naccuse Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore of sexually assaulting\nthem as teenagers. For more on this,\nit\'s time for "A Closer Look." [ Cheers and applause ] The avalanche\nof sexual harassment allegations in the last few weeks has shown\nus that predatory behavior is everywhere in virtually\nevery aspect of society -- in the news business,\nin entertainment, and in politics. Every day,\nthere are more revelations, and this week,\nwe started to get a sense of just how pervasive sexual\nharassment is in Congress, too. -There are two members\nof Congress, Republican and Democrat,\nright now, who serve, who have been subject to review, or not have been\nsubject to review, but have engaged\nin sexual harassment. These harasser propositions,\nsuch as, "Are you going\nto be a good girl?" to perpetrators\nexposing their genitals, to victims having\ntheir private parts grabbed on the House floor. -That is awful. I\'d say Congress\nis full of dicks, but most of them\nlook more like ball sacks. [ Laughter ] And today, we also learned,\nyet again, as if more evidence was needed, that this is not\na partisan problem. There are sexual harassers of all political persuasions\nin both parties. Take Minnesota Senator\nAl Franken. Today, an anchor for KABC\nin Los Angeles said, "Senator Al Franken\nkissed and groped me without my consent\nduring a USO tour in 2006," and shared this photo\nof Franken groping her while she was asleep. That is horrifying. And she\'s wearing Army gear\nbecause it\'s a USO tour, but, honestly,\nwho could blame women if they started\nwearing military gear whenever they\'re around men? "Where are you going\nin a helmet and a flak jacket?" "The subway."\n[ Laughter ] This is a pervasive problem that\naffects every aspect of society and every political party, and everyone\nshould be held accountable, from Al Franken to Roy Moore\nto Bill Clinton to the current President\nof the United States. And yet amid all of this,\nthere are still Republicans defending Moore, their nominee\nfor Senate in Alabama, who, of course, has been accused of sexually assaulting\nunderage girls. Take, for example,\nAlabama Congressman, Mo Brooks, who said he still plans\nto support Moore because the conservative agenda\nis vastly more important than contested\nsexual allegations from four decades ago. An ABC reporter\ntried to ask Brooks if he believes\nthe very credible accounts of the women who accused Moore\nof sexual assault, and Brooks literally ran away\nfrom him during the interview. [ Shoes tapping ] "Bad day to wear my tap shoes." [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] I\'d tell Mo Brooks\nto go to hell, but it looks like\nthat\'s where he\'s trying to get. [ Laughter ] That whole scene reminds me\nof the M.C. Escher drawing titled "The Chicken [bleep]" [ Laughter ] Of course, part of the reason\nRepublicans are so desperate to ignore questions about Moore is that even the ones who say\nthey believe his accusers can\'t explain why they don\'t\nalso believe the women who have accused President Trump\nof sexual assault. A reporter for\nThe Huffington Post valiantly tried to get\nWyoming Senator Mike Enzi to answer that question,\nbut Enzi wouldn\'t budge. [ Laughter ] You\'ve got to admire --\n[ Cheers and applause ] You\'ve got to admire\nThe Huffington Post\'s effort. Reporters should just\nkeep doing that until Republicans\nanswer the questions. "Look, I just want to talk\nabout building a wall." "Okay. should we build a wall between teenagers\nand Roy Moore?" [ Laughter ] A reporter for NBC News\nsimilarly tried to get an answer about Moore from Arkansas Republican Senator\nTom Cotton with no luck. Here\'s that transcript. So, technically,\nthe elevators had more to say in that transcript\nthan Tom Cotton. So, hey, elevator, do you think', metadata={'source': 'ssVrzoCgr_w'}), Document(page_content='the elevators had more to say in that transcript\nthan Tom Cotton. So, hey, elevator, do you think\nRoy Moore should drop out? [ Laughter and applause ] The refusal by many Republicans,\nincluding the President, to discuss Moore\'s situation comes as we keep\ngetting information about how creepy\nhis behavior was. Earlier this week,\nit was reported that Moore was actually banned from\nthe Gadsden Mall and the YMCA. He got banned from the YMCA\ndespite dressing exactly like one of The Village People. [ Laughter and applause ] Now, yesterday, on MSNBC,\nMoore\'s lawyer, Trenton Garmon, tried to dispute the claim that\nMoore was banned from the mall, but in the process,\nhe seemed to confirm that there were, indeed,\ncomplaints about his behavior. -I was engaged in litigation\nwith the Gadsden Mall. It had a settlement\nthat was confidential. I\'m intimately familiar\nwith the procedures inside of the Gadsden Mall,\nand from what I have been told, has never been a list\nwith Roy Moore banned from being at the mall. So they processed that out,\nand they determined, "No, whatever it is\nthat someone has said has made them uncomfortable, we don\'t find it to be worthy\nto put them on a list. -Is it not cause for concern\nthat there would even be any sort of settlement\nwith the Gadsden Mall? Roy Moore was in his 30s. What type of settlement\nwould there be? -[ Clears throat ]\nNo, there was not a settlement with Roy Moore,\nhad nothing to do -- Roy Moore has never had\na settlement with the Gadsden Mall. I\'m talking about my personal\nexperience as a litigator. I have represented people\nagainst the Gadsden Mall. -Wait. You\'ve been a lawyer in\nother cases of People v. Mall? [ Laughter ] So I guess that\nyou\'ve been banned from the mall and need a lawyer,\nTrenton Garmon is your man. [ Laughter ] But the weirdest\npart of the interview that Moore\'s lawyer\ngave to MSNBC came when he tried to defend\nMoore\'s claim that he always\nasked for permission from a girl\'s mother\nbefore dating her. Garmon tried to argue that\nthat kind of behavior was common in other cultures, and threw in some gross racism\nwhen he tried to cite MSNBC anchor Ali Velshi\'s\nbackground to bolster his case. -Why would he need permission\nfrom any of these girls\' mothers if they weren\'t underage?\n-Not underage. -Sure, that\'s a good question. Culturally speaking,\nI would say there\'s differences. I looked up\nAli\'s background there. And, wow, that\'s awesome\nthat you have got such a diverse background. It\'s really cool\nto read through that. But point is this -- -What does Ali\'s background have\nto do with dating a 14-year-old? -I\'m not finished\nwith the context of it. -Well, please answer. What does Ali Velshi\'s\nbackground have to do with dating under-- children,\n14-year-old girls? -Sure.\nIn other countries, there\'s arrangement\nthrough parents for what we would refer to...\n-Ali\'s from Canada. -as consensual marriage.\n-Ali\'s from Canada. [ Laughter ] -So, either Trenton Garmon\nis a racist, or he thinks Canada\nhas arranged marriages. And yet in spite\nof all this damning evidence about Moore\'s predatory\nand grotesque behavior, Trump still has said nothing\nabout what Moore should do. In fact, yesterday,\nhe spoke at the White House about his trip to Asia,\nand completely ignored questions about Moore from reporters. -America is back. And the future\nhas never looked brighter. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless\nthe United States of America. Thank you very much.\nThank you. Thank you all. -Should Roy Moore resign,\nMr. President? Do you believe his accusers? Do you believe his accusers of\nRoy Moore, Mr. President? Should he resign? -If the future is so bright, why do you look so bummed out\nwalking away? "Everything is great, and there\'s nothing\nto be upset about." [ Laughter and applause ] And while some Republicans are desperate\nto ignore the questions, others are urging Trump\nto take a stand, like South Carolina Senator,', metadata={'source': 'ssVrzoCgr_w'}), Document(page_content='to ignore the questions, others are urging Trump\nto take a stand, like South Carolina Senator,\nLindsey Graham, who had this to say about Moore. -I met a lot of people\nin the mall, and if you get kicked out\nof the mall, that\'s a pretty bad situation\nto find yourself in. [ Laughter ] I mean, I agree,\nbut why have you met a lot of people in the mall? "I got a booth.\nIt\'s called Lindsey\'s Nut Hut. It\'s mostly pecans. Those pecans\nare as sweets as old Lindsey." [ Laughter ] This is a society-wide problem\nborne out of systemic misogyny and abuse of power,\nand both parties need to take it seriously,\nno matter who\'s accused. Don\'t you agree,\nCongressman Mo Brooks? [ Laughter ] This has been "A Closer Look." 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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOEzjT-SED0 | [Document(page_content="(radio playing) - [Radio Voice] After serving\nseven winters and six summers, Remy Ma, finally released from prison. (high pitch hiphop beat playing) ♪ If Peter Piper pecked 'em,\nI bet you Remy duffed 'em ♪ ♪ I told you not to touch 'em,\nit's not up for discussion ♪ ♪ All my clothes is custom,\nstraight from France ♪ ♪ My hands like Mayweather's ♪ ♪ All my friends eight and better ♪ ♪ I get a lot of money, honey ♪ ♪ Queen Bitch, inf beam bitch ♪ ♪ Body a guy for my guy\nmake you a mean bitch ♪ ♪ I'm his dream bitch ♪ ♪ Mean bitch, take one\nfor the team bitch ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble enough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ ♪ I'm rich, I'ma stay that bitch ♪ ♪ You fake-ass bitch, you\nowe homage, pay that shit ♪ ♪ Spray that fifth, the\ncrown, I'ma take that shit ♪ ♪ 'Cause you a clown and\nHomey don't play that shit ♪ ♪ See, they ain't slick, be\ntalkin' all cray and shit ♪ ♪ And then you see 'em ♪ ♪ They be like that they\nain't say that shit ♪ ♪ I hate that shit, I can\nmake or break your shit ♪ ♪ See, I got options, don't\nmake me weigh them shits ♪ ♪ I heard he lay that dick,\nyou let him filet that fish ♪ ♪ You just met him,\nhow he bae that quick ♪ ♪ I'll say it to your face,\ndon't gotta relay that shit ♪ ♪ If Nicole and Kid-man, OJ that bitch ♪ ♪ Take that trip, get\nmoney, make that lick ♪ ♪ Take your pick, that's\nyour set, claim that clique ♪ ♪ Bitch, you so thirsty, obey that shit ♪ ♪ If that's your dog, I suggest\nyou go train that bitch ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble enough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ ♪ Kimmy B don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Kimmy B don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Queen Bee don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Queen Bee don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble 'nough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ (hiphop beat playing) (fire burning)", metadata={'source': 'pOEzjT-SED0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqrILFD5h0 | [Document(page_content="penny age text that I love that you have a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes over his junk painting has he ever reached out to you about it have you ever interacted with him about it I'm not about the painting no you know I bought it on Etsy as like a white elephant Santa gift okay that at the end of the night just stayed at my house no one took it okay I'm very proud of it and it's become a huge headline it hats like Macklemore owns a naked Justin Bieber dick pancake painting right and it's part of my thing now right I mean so it goes right above my bed and how does you know whenever I'm with my wife intimately I can always stare if I want to control my orgasm right slow it down you know it down okay that makes sense yeah very good what you've interacted with Justin Bieber but not about that I'm going to understand that yes yes yes okay yeah I don't with that I mean that question has to be burning his brain oh yeah he's got it oh man I mean obviously I had a picture of anybody would pancakes over there dick I mean the conversation is the elephant in the room between the zoo luckily when you met Jay with the two drinks in your hand that was right [Music]", metadata={'source': 'VNqrILFD5h0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XP7A7kvzM | [Document(page_content="ALLDEMOHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD\nTHAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE\nDEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE. >> AND IT'S LIDEMOOLDY. >> James: WE'VE GDEMOIRD\nSDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP. >> I DON'T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT\nDEM >>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING TO GIVE YODEMOI'M\nGOINDEMO GIVE YOU THE BIRD SALIVA,DEMOY. WHICDEMOM STILL NOT ENTIRELY\nSUDEMOOW THEY GET IT. DEMOGHTER)\nDEMO. >DEMOS. >> James: HEARDEMOYOUR\nQUDEMOON. >> DEMO. >> JamesDEMOM, YOU HAVE A VERY\nDEMOIONABLE FAMILY. >> YES KNS KENDADEMOKYLIE,\nCOURTDEMO CLOAIE, KRIS. RANK THEM FROM BEDEMORESSED TO\nWORSTDEMOSSED. >> OKAY, BEST DRESSEDEMOWOULD\nSADEMONDALL. >> JamDEMOYEAH. GDEMOTH THAT. >> SECONDDEMOOULD GO FOR KRIS\nJEDEMO. >> JaDEMO YES. >> THIRD KDEMONEY. >> JDEMO: OKAY. >> NO, NO,DEMO YEAH, KOURTNEY. FOURTH, KYLIEDEMOO, OKAY,\nFOURTH-- DEMOONE BEFORE CAN BE KYLIE THDEMOOURTNEY. AND THEN DEMOE. SHE'S GOING DEMOILL ME. DEMOames: CLOAIE\nWORST-- KHDEMO WORST DRESSED. ALL RIGHT, SO KIM, DEMOCAN PICK\nSOMETHING FOR ME TODEMO. >> ARE THESE LIKEDEMOAL, LAKE\nCADEMOU REALLY EAT A SCORPION DEMO IS NOT POISONOUS. >> James: WELL, LODEMOLIKE\nWE'RE ABOUT TO FINDDEMO. DEMOKAY. WHICH GUEST DEMOHE SHOW HAS BEEN\nDEMOBIGGEST JERK. (DEMOHTER)\n>> YOU CAN SDEMOT. >> James: I MEDEMO I KNOW\nEXACTLY WHO IDEMO. THDEMOIS NO WAY ON EARTH I'M\nDEMONG IT. >> E-W DEMOI WANT TO THROW UP\nFDEMOOU. OH DEMOOD. >> JaDEMO OKAY. KIM, I APPROXIMATE GDEMO TO GIVE\nYOU TDEMOULLPENIS. DEMO. >> THE PENIS IS REALLYDEMOLL. (APPDEMOE)\nUNLESS IT'S ALL CDEMOED UP. >> James: DEMOY KAYNE. KIM,DEMOT IS ONE OF KAYNE'S\nHABITS AT HOME TDEMOYOU WISH YOU COULD GET HIM TO STODEMOING? >> DEMOTHIS IS SO EASY. >> James: OH REALLY, DEMOWE\nTHOUGHT DEMOOULD BE DIFFICULT, DEMON. >> HE FALLDEMOLEEP EVERYWHERE,\nAND IT GETSDEMOLLY EMBARRASSING WHEN WE'RE IN LIDEMO PARENT\nTEACHER CDEMORENCE. OR DEMO A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT,\nOR AT A MEETING THDEMOE IS LIKE BRINGING ME TDEMO MEET LIKE\nFASHION DESIGNDEMOAND THAT I HAVE NEVER MEDEMOFORE AND THEN\nHE'S SNODEMO AT A RESTAURANT. AND I BLAME EVERYTHING ODEMOT\nDEMO EVEN IFDEMOHASN'T TRAVELED IN\nLIKE A YEAR, I'M SO JDEMOAGGED I GET, I DEMO TO COVER UP FOR HIM. >> JaDEMO HE JUST FALLS\nSTRAIGHDEMOLEEP. >> HE STDEMO NODDING OFF. AND IDEMOUST LIKE-- ALWAYS THE\nKICK OR DEMOPINCH. >DEMOmes: LIKE WAKE UP,\nMR.DEMOT. DEMOES. >> James:DEMO'RE VERY GOOD AT\nTHDEMOAME. DEMO. KIM, WHATDEMOLD YOU LIKE -- WHAT\nWOULD YOU LIKE ME TODEMOST ON. >> I WILL GIVE YOU DEMOBIRD\nSALIVA, RIGHTDEMOFRONT OF YOU. >> JaDEMO OKAY. DEMORIGHT. >> OKAYDEMOMES. >> JamDEMOYES. >> WHODEMOYOUR LEAST FAVORITE\nKADEMOHIAN? >>DEMOes: HANG ON. >> OR IT IT CAN BEDEMONER,\nKARDASHIAN JENNER, SHOULDDEMOIVE DEMOTHAT? >> DEMOs: WELL, HANG ON. I'M TRYING TO THINK WHDEMOS BEEN\nDEMOHE SHOW. YOU'VDEMOEN ON THE SHOW. >> UHDEMO. >> JDEMO: KHLOE HAS BEEN ON\nTDEMOHOW. >DEMO-HUH. >> James: ODEMOO, WELL, I\nKDEMO EASY, KYLIE JENNER, SHE PULLED OUT OF THE SHOW, DEMOWAS\nGOING TO COME, SDEMOIDN'T COME, [BLEEP]DEMO, SHE'S THE WORST. (ADEMOUSE)\nDEMO. WDEMO SHOULD WE GO-- ALL RIGHT,\nI'M GOING TO GIVE YDEMO SARDINE SMOODEMO. YOU LOVE A SMOOTDEMO LIKE A\nGREEN JUICE, JUST WITDEMORDINES DEMOT. DEMO. KIM, THERE HAVDEMOEN LOTS OF\nRUMORS ADEMO YOUR SISTERS KHLOE AND KYLIE BEING PRDEMONT. DEMOLAUSE)\nARE THEY TDEMO YES OR NO? OHDEMOGOSH! [BDEMO] WOW. >> THE AFTEDEMOTE, I HAVE TO GO\nTO DINDEMOAFTER THIS. >> DEMOs: WE'VE GOT A WHOLE\nDINDEMOHERE. DEMO HODEMOS THAT? DEMOO [BLEEP] DISGUSTING. >> James: DEMORIGHT. DEMO. IT'S YOUR CHANCE NOW DEMO OKAY. >>DEMOT'S FOR THAT YOU GET THE\nCOW'DEMONGUE. >> JameDEMOH MY GOD. >DEMOILL RECOVERING. >> James: DEMO. >> JAMES, YDEMOAVE TWO SISTERS,\nWHO IS YDEMOFAVORITE? DEMOames: WHO WROTE THAT\nQUESDEMO? I DO HAVE TWO SISTERS, ADEMOA\nADEMOUTH. THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTHDEMOOULD\nEVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM", metadata={'source': 'p8XP7A7kvzM'}), Document(page_content="EVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM\nDEMO. THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS ODEMOLL\nYOUR GUDEMOGIVE IT UP FOR KIM KARDASHIDEMOEST, WE'LL BE RIGHT", metadata={'source': 'p8XP7A7kvzM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNhxFzR25Rs | [Document(page_content="We're back with\nLin-Manuel Miranda and our presidential expert\nMacey Hensley, everybody. All right, we thought we would\nplay a game of Founding Fathers trivia to see who can raise the\nmost money to help Puerto Rico. I am going to ask you questions\nabout the Founding Fathers, for every answer you get\nright my friends at Cheerios are celebrating 1\nmillion acts of good and will donate $1,000\ntowards Lin's charity. All right, buzz in when\nyou know the answer. Here we go. Alexander Hamilton was the first\nSecretary of Treasury he also founded which newspaper? Lin. That would be the New York Post. That is right,\nthe New York Post. What dessert is\nThomas Jefferson said to have brought to America? Ice cream. Ice cream is correct. You think it would have melted. OK then. Finish this Hamilton lyric,\nI'm John Laurens and the place to be-- Two pints of Sam Adams\nbut I'm working on three. That's right. I had an unfair\nadvantage on that one. You know that one. Yeah, I made it up. Hercules Mulligan was\na tailor's apprentice, what's the name of\nTaylor Swift's new album? Look what you made me do? That Is the song. The name is Reputation\nyou two smarty pants. All right, which\nFounding Father is thought to have invented\nthe rocking chair? Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin\nis correct Macey. I wonder who thought-- you don't think of\nthings like that. But there's a chair\nand then someone says, what if we want to go\nback and forth on it? What was George Washington's\nfavorite breakfast food? Yes? Pancakes. That is correct. John Adams was the\nfirst president to live in the White House. What was it called at that time? Macey. The President's House. The President's\nHouse, is correct. Where did the duel between\nAlexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr take place? Weehawken, New Jersey. That's right. Before he died, who\ndid George Washington write his last letter to? Macey. Alexander Hamilton. That is correct. That is how you play. Congratulations Macey\nyou helped raise $6,000. Lin, Cheerios loves what you're\ndoing for the people of Puerto Rico, so they are going\nto round up and give you a check for $20,000. Woo! [APPLAUSE] Before we go, I know Lin\nhas something to give Macey, and what is that? I do. I heard you had a\ngood time at Hamilton. Yeah. I heard you also fell asleep. Yeah. Which is OK. My first show was Les\nMis, I also fell asleep. I was exactly your age. So I'm going to send you\nto a matinee of Hamilton. My treat. You and a friend. For more information on how\nyou can help Puerto Rico, go to our website.", metadata={'source': 'mNhxFzR25Rs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88kkrRv1UgI | [Document(page_content="This video is made possible by Assassin's Creed Origins, and if you've ever played an Assassin's Creed game Then you may be familiar with the device called the Animus. Which allows you to relive the memories of your distant ancestors in a virtual reality environment. This may be possible in the game, but it's not possible in real life However the science behind mind uploading or the process of uploading your consciousness into a computer to engage your mind in a virtual reality simulation is possible. Don't go running out to upload your brain yet though because with our current technology this is totally impossible. It would take an estimated 20,000 terabytes of information to store a fully detailed map of the human brain While that number may seem achievable that estimate does not consider the complexities of a fully functioning brain with decision-making abilities. The true data storage needs for a functioning brain would be immense and nobody really knows how much storage space you would actually need. Futurist thinkers like Ray Kurzweil and Nick Bostrom believed that the computational power needed to simulate a human brain will become available later in the 21st century, with Kurzweil predicting that you'll be able to upload your brain to a computer by the year 2045. So let's just assume that in the future this actually does become possible and you have the option of transferring your mind to a computer. Imagine you could upload your digital mind into a younger robotic body that would live out your youth, or use your digital mind in a robot on Mars or anywhere else in space without the need for a suit or risking your own life to get there. Would you do it, and what are some reasons why you shouldn't. Seemingly the possibilities are endless, but unfortunately so are the problems. Uploading your brain to a computer wouldn't really make you immortal like you may be thinking. The uploaded mind on the computer would have an identical memory and personality as you but would just be a copy of you. Similarly if you were to clone yourself you would still maintain your own existence and will eventually die from natural causes. You may convince yourself of immortality knowing that after you're dead your mind copy could still exist, but that only exposes countless other problems that our future society will have to deal with. Philosophically speaking, would there be any way to prove that your uploaded brain would be a conscious being? Even if it verbally insisted that it was actually conscious, would we believe it? Or would we think that it's just a string of code acting like it was conscious. If we assume that the brain upload is actually a fully conscious being, then what rights would they be granted? Uploads could be erased by computer viruses or malware without the need to destroy their hardware, which could mean that the assassination of uploads could be easier than the assassination of their biological human counterparts. If a virus did erase an upload, then would that be prosecuted as a murder? If one upload erased another upload, would that upload have committed a crime punishable by a lengthy prison sentence or even the death penalty? Would uploads be represented by a biological or fellow uploaded lawyers in court? The questions really are endless. If a biological person dies would their upload inherit their estate If in the future the President of the United States dies while in office but has an upload would the upload be capable of inheriting the position of president? Could an upload make the call to pull the plug on its biological version if it was terminally ill or in a coma? Or perhaps even more weird, would uploads have marriage and childcare rights? Could an uploaded mind and a biological human legally marry one another in the future? These are all potentially enormous social issues that our civilization will have to confront later on in this century. And we're", metadata={'source': '88kkrRv1UgI'}), Document(page_content="social issues that our civilization will have to confront later on in this century. And we're currently doing very little to prepare for it. Most frightening of all however is the possibility that uploaded minds would process thoughts much faster than their biological counterparts. This could lead to a situation where leadership positions are given to uploads, since their decisions would be quicker and more rational. It's possible that biological humans might react violently towards this growing power of uploads, especially if their salaries are negatively impacted. Even more complicated would be how the decision-making process of a digital consciousness would affect everyday humans. Actually that'd be a good idea for a movie. What would happen if somebody invented the technology that allowed you to upload parts of your thoughts and your experiences so that other people could make better decisions. I'm gonna go make a video on my channel so we can spitball this So with all of this knowledge now in mind Would you be comfortable with uploading your mind to a computer in the future? If you live long enough to see 2045, you may have to answer this question eventually whether you want to or not. And who knows maybe you're already an uploaded mind and you just don't realize it yet. If you want to experience something more interesting than real life though, you can explore the world of Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origins, which is already out right now I've been in love with Assassin's Creed games ever since I got to explore Renaissance Florence and Venice in Assassin's Creed 2. It gave me a unique insight into the world of Italy half a century ago, and I've gotten that exact same feeling exploring Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origins. What's really interesting to me though is that they're including a mode called Discovery Tour that turns all of the violence off and gives you a guided tour as if you were actually in Egypt thousands of years ago. You may not be able to simulate your brain just yet but exploring Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origin sounds like a fair compromise for now. If it's something you're interested in, check out the link in the description and I'll see you again next Friday for another new video then.", metadata={'source': '88kkrRv1UgI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS6LoRYUdhw | [Document(page_content='Death by drug overdose has been on the rise\nin the US, with a 2.2-fold increase from 2002 to 2015. But what is the most dangerous drug in the\nworld? [Illustrated by Kurzgesagt.] If we’re simply talking about the most lethal substances, scientists use something called the “median lethal dose” or LD50 which\nmeasures how much of a substance is required to kill half the members of a tested population. So something like coffee requires around 13g\nto kill a 70kg person, while the venom of an Inland Taipan snake requires much less,\nwith only 0.00175g. Using this method, the most deadly substance\non Earth? Botulinum Toxin...or Botox. Oral ingestion would require only 0.00000007g\nto kill a 70kg person. However, ‘most dangerous’ doesn’t always\nmean ‘most lethal’. In the UK, a group of experts decided to look\nat how much “harm” the most common recreational drugs cause using 16 parameters, including\ntypes of physical, psychological and social harm. For example, a drug may cause physical damage\nbut not be lethal, it could cause you to become completely dependent, it can be more likely\nto cause loss of relationships, or decreased mental functioning; and these are all forms\nof ‘harm’. Using these criteria, they concluded that\nthe most dangerous drug to an individual is heroin. Heroin can be injected, snorted, or smoked,\nand enters the brain rapidly, particularly when injected into the bloodstream. Here, it attaches to opioid receptors, creating\na surge of pleasurable sensations. It’s also highly addictive, with intense\nwithdrawal symptoms that begin within hours of a hit, including insomnia, cold flashes,\nmuscle and bone pain, nausea and vomiting. Receptors in the brainstem are also affected,\nimpacting important physiological processes such as breathing and blood pressure. Which is why overdosing causes breathing to\nslow or stop entirely, leading to the accumulation of CO2 in the blood and ultimately death. And since heroin is unregulated, it is especially\ndifficult for users to know the strength of the dose, making the risk of OD-ing high. Additionally, the drug can be mixed with other\ncompounds, like Fentanyl, making it even more dangerous. Fentanyl, like heroin, is an opiate but is\n50-100 times as strong because it is very lipophilic - meaning it penetrates our fatty\nbrain more easily. And in terms of lethality alone, it is much\nmore dangerous than heroin to users. It was initially used as a prescription pain\nreliever but because of its addictiveness, it was mostly used in end of life cases. It has since emerged as a recreational drug,\nwhere the number of reported fentanyl related overdoses has increased 7X from 2012 to 2014\nin the US, and continues to see more widespread use worldwide. But there is an even more dangerous drug! Though crack cocaine and methamphetamine top\nthe list of harm to an individual just after heroin, finding the most dangerous drug overall\ninvolved studying 20 different popular drugs, and also looking at the harm they place on\nothers. This includes the physical and psychological\nharm, crime, degradation to families and communities, and economic costs - and in the end it turns\nout the most dangerous drug in the world is… alcohol. To ensure this wasn’t simply a UK phenomenon,\na European group attempted the same process putting more emphasis on individual harm and\nless on economic harm. And even with the different weightings the\ntwo groups found largely the same result. A large contributor to the danger of alcohol\nis its wide use. The majority of the world does drink (61.7%),\nand drink a lot, with an average of 17 litres of pure alcohol consumed per person per year. The World Health Organization found 3.3 million\ndeaths worldwide were caused by dangerous alcohol consumption in 2012, meaning alcohol\nkills 1 person every 10 seconds. But experts don’t recommend a prohibition\nstance on alcohol. By all accounts, the war on drugs has been', metadata={'source': 'qS6LoRYUdhw'}), Document(page_content='stance on alcohol. By all accounts, the war on drugs has been\ndeemed a failure, and nations who have stepped away from hardline policies and implemented\ndecriminalization, harm reduction and education, have seen significant declines of drug abuse. If you’d like to learn more about the failure\nof the war on drugs, check out In A Nutshell’s video, who so brilliantly helped us animate\nthis video! A huge thanks to them for helping out, and\ncontinuing to inspire us with their intelligent and well designed videos. You can also check out our drug series, if\nyou’d like to learn more about the impact of specific drugs, like marijuana, cocaine,\nand lsd, on your brain! And subscribe for more weekly science videos!', metadata={'source': 'qS6LoRYUdhw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIn4CeZq7Nw | [Document(page_content="(intense rock music) There are enemys coming, from far away. What the hell do you want with me? I need warriors. (grunting)\n(gun shot) You're not going soft on me, are ya? I'm putting together a team. I'm so glad to hear that. People with special abilities. I like a good menage every now and then. Great. I hear you can talk to fish. The Aquaman. Every duck's got his limits. - [Woman] Organic and\nbiomechatronic body parts. He's a cyborg. Aw shit. Got that right. I know you have abilities. I just don't know what they are. (music breakdown) Eh! Eh! So you're fast. - [Man] I'm talking about\na team of four nobodies. It's hammer time. I'm a crime fighter! I should blow your head off right now. I'm out of your price range. I'm rich. ♪ One thing I can tell you\nis you've got to be free ♪ You scum have pushed me over the line. (gun shots) ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ How many of you are there? Not enough. (intense rock music Hey handsome, want some company? I'll let my hammer speak for itself. (bark) (creaking)", metadata={'source': 'GIn4CeZq7Nw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r15_6z9xryo | [Document(page_content="[Music] good morning guys from Dubai Airshow today I'm gonna show you something amazing the plane behind me as you can see is the world's only privately owned BBJ Dreamliner it is the Boeing 787 a private showing 787 Dreamliner [Music] welcome to dear Jets let me show you our profit Dreamliner [Music] good morning their jobs from a trip liner Wow privacy liner oh hey my shoes off yeah okay [Music] oh I'm changing into a slipper all righty let's go also this is not very much like a conventional airplane you see there's walls and panels in the front so there's something behind this is very unusual guys oh my god oh my god where I am you know hotel lobby this is amazing can't tell me I'm on the plane I am on the plane okay I'll follow you for the tour I'm a bit lost I'm walking into a wall of panels showing you all bye Gus there's layers on this wall okay further exploring good morning girls thank you very much I'm very curious thank you Wow look at this it's just a flying palace guys unbelievable the only private Dreamliner in the world oh hello mr. Sam welcome to beer debts I'm Ariel and the flight attendant here and this is our main lounge here and we can have up to 16 passengers here to dining or enjoying themselves here I can see I can fully enjoy myself here too I'm gonna show you guys look at the so fun here it's actually like oh my gosh the silver can open it can be an oh my gosh I'm so surprised this one together they have to be very comfortable bet I can see I can see cuddle time for the TV ok can I show you guys the TV right behind you and guys they have also loved the luxury like chessboard here to show you guys play a game beautiful sculpture crystal so Ariel so I guess don't guess can actually dine here right because all it is set up here so you can have actually to its full dining table here with about five guests sitting on each side in the air having dining just like building like home very relaxing here yes show me the window shades oh my god [Music] this is unbelievable [Music] okay let's turn it down look at that [Music] utterly dark I know I love this plate okay mr. Sam let me show you our private bedroom for our VIP guests just like you Oh like me no I'm an average potato please all right let's go thank you always behind this door yeah that's amazing okay oh my god what a luxury bedroom my initial fraud will be just like a hotel room here there's no window I cannot see anything it's just like fully privacy it's like a you know anything like a super king-size hotel bedroom amazing [Music] [Music] amazing guys sure let's go [Music] this area we also have a teaspoon flats six year for our guests okay great what are you have a rest okay there's some privacy yeah and these are like a conventional first-class seat on an airline but they are still cool flats it's pretty darn good [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh guys this is the High Line on the private Dreamliner the only one private dream liner in this guy belong severe Jets is open for charter and this is fantastic it's a pleasure thank you see you bye [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'r15_6z9xryo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJh-jurxmGQ | [Document(page_content="you guys have made a good few films together now not least these two and Dustin Brad know each other very well right so we have a little quiz to see how well you actually know each other I almost have the same packs all you have to do is wax that forest and you are going to be jacked I'm gonna start right after this interview so let mark know it's all about your torso and every other co-star he has had at some point but what do you know about Mark's body which of these statements is correct and about Mark Wahlberg he has a six-pack he has a third nipple or he has 16 inch biceps six-pack yes for sure yeah biceps yeah yep third nipple I'm not aware of that you know the way of that is it true you have a third nipple month yes he has a third nipple you've really done yeah how did you not know that I thought you were clever I never made a point to show we never talked about I just assumed yet we usually stop it you know how's the wife and kid you see the game last night that sort of thing yeah question for you to redeem yourself marks a big sports fan huge sports fan he's such a big sports fan in one of these sports he bought one of the teams was it ice hockey was it rugby was it cricket it's got to be ice hockey you think it's like ice hockey oh it's a little bit embarrassing this is Mr cricket its cricket what did you buy is the Barbados trident we've established a lot here but mostly mark knows a lot more about you than you know about know you we were both perfect I got them all round you got him all wrong I don't know what your background in terms of improv was smart but I'm emptying that's that's second nature to everything you've done with all the comedy in the past was it was the sort of thing that you were as comfortable as will doing now yeah I mean I've always liked to improvise I mean especially when it comes down to throwing I'm hurling insults I'm the youngest of nine so that was the only way for me to survive so it's like it's one of my more natural things to go to one of the you know weapons of choice for yeah is he good at insults excellent yeah I I can't quite keep up at times yeah how would you say some where did that come from please let's talk about this I mean of all the films that you guys get to do I imagine that these are films that your kids can enjoy like our kids absolutely I spent all day kissing John let's go coming down the escalator there and they yeah what a day right but they just could not get over how funny it was and dad your jobs embarrassing it's so embarrassing you have to do it again yeah do it like 20 more times no but that it was it was very sweet to have them there what are you like as dad's always second-guessing every decision I make like this is parenting 101 here hormones and emotions of a teenager and things really throw you for a loop they never got acclimated to the jet lag so I would wake up at 5:00 in the morning they'd still be up having one last room service dessert and then they would go to bed and then by the time I went to bed a seven-five dessert they were just getting up they loved it they went to one little like souvenir shop that was it I mean you want a super early rise there anyway I knew don't you get up and do the workout yeah well now I'm training for a movie too so we'll was like today you we didn't get in too late last night it was like today you definitely slept in I was like no I got up at 4:00 you get up in tuxedo before worked out for about an hour and then I did a lot of reading and writing I woke up that was late here 7 a.m. and ate an entire cheesecake it's been lovely to see thanks so much for the puppet in have a great Christmases alright skinny's of course like you", metadata={'source': 'wJh-jurxmGQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQvGSkTYJSE | [Document(page_content="bring them on [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] all right welcome welcome welcome to the to the welcome to the Tesla semi truck event I hope you like what you see I'm gonna tell you about everything that this this truck can do it blows my mind I think it'll blow yours starting with performance so ever an acronym we came up with but I think really really describes the performance well [Applause] so tech technical term but let's show you what that means in in acceleration so one thing that care about Tesla is we really care about performance we want we want a vehicle that feels incredible that accelerates like nothing else let's show what the truck what it's like to be in a Tesla truck this is real time [Applause] okay so that's but the Tesla but ssmi will go zero to 60 in five seconds but that's by itself or with the trailer now at eighty thousand pounds max gross vehicle weight but that's the most amount of weight you can carry on a US Highway this is the real-time acceleration of a Tesla semi on that on the Left the thing that looks like it's not moving is a diesel truck give it a moment I sorry to bore you I apologize it's boring I know especially it'll get there alright even with 80,000 pounds pulling max gross getting 60 miles an hour in 20 seconds that's what it can do now what about up a hill okay the the best diesel trucks can only do 45 miles an hour up a five percent grade Tesla Sam I could do 65 miles an hour for 5 percent grade that's 65 miles an hour continuous at max gross what this means is that if you've got if you're pulling a load over the Rockies or some mountainous terrain up a hill you're earning per mile you're earning 50 percent more per mile than you are in a diesel truck that's a gigantic difference so now one of the biggest questions we've been asked about electric trucks is well how far can they go because well let's find out to 500 mile range but what is a 500 mile range mean and by the way it's 500 miles at maximum weight at highway speed suturing like 60 miles an hour that's a worst-case scenario but what it means is that since peak because the vast majority of routes because the vast majority are are under 250 miles it means that you can go to your destination and back even if that your destination has no charging you can you can go there and back go there at home with without recharging so you can deliver a load out to the middle of nowhere and come back [Applause] now how do we achieve this one of the ways we do this is we design the Tesla truck to be like a bullet so whereas a normal diesel truck is designed more like a barn wall this is a bullet you can see this in the drag coefficient so the Tesla semi has a point three six draft refers to the way this is a really good number as by way of comparison of a bugatti chiron which is a 2 million-dollar supercar has a point three eight drag coefficient since got a better drag coefficient than a supercar and by the way we yeah you can see that in the design the probability that is with the boat-shaped knows we also have side flaps that map to the whatever trail you're pulling whether it's a new trailer or old trailer but the side flaps will map to whatever trail you're pulling and close the gap so this this makes a huge difference to the drag coefficient the the bottom of the truck is also completely flat so air can flow straight through these are things that you don't see on any other trucks and it gives us incredible highway range or the key factors we also have four independent motors aren't so the motor on each of the rear wheels and independent branches on front suspension so it's incredibly comfortable to drive this truck we're interesting we created a pickup truck version of the Tesla semi [Applause] it's a pickup truck that can carry a pickup truck [Applause] by the way this is you can legally drive that and it shouldn't be legal but he will actually be able to legally", metadata={'source': 'fQvGSkTYJSE'}), Document(page_content="is you can legally drive that and it shouldn't be legal but he will actually be able to legally drive that with a normal driver's license it's kind of wrong but I get", metadata={'source': 'fQvGSkTYJSE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLOFZoBJnd8 | [Document(page_content="Hey guys, it's Madi welcome back to my channel so today, I'm here with the beautiful summer Mickey Thank you wow what a good introduction? She's very beautiful. We are so excited that we're finally collabing together but what we're doing today is I'm gonna be recreating one of my looks on summer and We actually did on her channel, she transformed me into her which is really cool So you should check that in the description below after you watch this video And yeah, so I'm basically just gonna be doing her makeup her hair She's gonna wear one of my outfits, and then we're gonna recreate a photo on my Instagram I'm basically just gonna become Madi. Yeah, but she's like really beautiful, so it's gonna be hard until oh my gosh. Yeah Thank you so much. Yeah. Let's just get into Yeah already wearing a little bit of makeup So I'm gonna take you know I love taking off my makeup fun fact at the end of the day It's like the best thing ever me too. Honestly The first thing I'm gonna do Is I'm gonna take the torch of the self cream have used I've used their like 23-karat gold Moisture Oh awesome it's really good. Okay? I Love the little spoon. It's so I know I'm really nervous add your makeup actually cuz you wanna hear you executed mine, so well. Thank you yes this makeup look She has on here is done by some visa monkey. Oh, yeah, this is very moisturizing this stuff. Yes. I feel the moisture I always put it down my neck me too dis apparently every if you don't Now I'm taking the Mario I don't never know how to say it the dead Mario Badescu. That's what I'm desk you This is the rosewater facial spray. I'm just gonna spray now. I'm gonna try it far away Okay, I couldn't talk the winners blowing in back me that was good science be obsessed with that I'd like everyone is honestly okay. Now. I'm taking the Giorgio Armani luminous silk foundation I'm using shades or and 5.75 I'm just gonna make I've always used to try that it's so good cuz it's such good things about it. It's super Glowy, and it's not like super full coverage, which is super nice. Yeah, I also I Have a brand new Beauty Blender for summer She's so clean. There's really not we were talking about this earlier really I clean our brushes or yeah Kind of whoops just clean your face real well tonight Okay, I'm not gonna use a lot. Just a little bit. Okay. Just get rid of these of what your beautiful skin, yeah Summer has beautiful skin and she likes to put herself. Thank you very much appreciate It is relaxing sometimes I'm told that sometimes I go too hard at the beauty, but I found It was really bouncing right now sorry I Know that's what I was worried about when I was doing here me good Cuz it's so easy to just like when you're looking in a mirror and you're doing all yourself. It's way easier, but then what Extra picking the NARS radiant creamy concealer and I've also always wanted to try this really say we do use different products Yeah, you use the products that I want to use but I don't you that's me Shape tape I guess we're just like more of like a Nestle. Yeah, exactly. We don't really like a lot of coverage Sorry, I'm melting so hard. No. You're not okay I found this bottom oh No, no roll. You know what bit I'm taking the laura mercier translucent powder Oh, yeah, I literally only take a little bit though. Do you use it? No, yeah, I used to use the loose powder, but how's powders easier? I never baked like ever I tried it, but me too. Are you kind of failed yeah? I mean, it's not like it makes a huge difference, and I don't takes time not into it Yeah, I'm all about getting like the whole makeup application with like just doing it Yeah, I'm gonna take this. This is a really gross sample Chocolate Soleil bronzer, I mean you're gonna take that with this little Mac brush I have a bunch of hoola bronzer samples actually really like yeah, that's like the only bronzer. I used I mean did you have But when I do try other ones I", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'}), Document(page_content="like yeah, that's like the only bronzer. I used I mean did you have But when I do try other ones I always just come back to it. Yeah, yeah Yeah, if I had dolls I would definitely like make that there miko like little samples like I would get I was really into Dulles. We're talking about yeah, that's why I thought of it. It's not like I'm just like the That'd be perfect for my dolls secretly summer asked if we could go the miracles yeah Okay, this is weird I use a cream blush And you would think it's weird over by I didn't put powder like right here ashley tisdale illuminate Ashley did Joy's makeup yes It's so good. You have to try it I didn't even like collaboration with BH Cosmetics oh okay, yeah oh good Does it something smells good wait? Maybe the bride's good. I cleaned it. Oh, what did you play with so? I'm just gonna add a little powder, but nothing crazy because you know It's just trying to get rid of these I'm just trying to relax okay. Now. Do you see my favorite highlighter? Which is the Dior? This is in shade zero zero three nice That is really pretty So I'm just using that I love oh me, too I want to say I would bake my whole face in highlighter like I actually would yeah I kind of want to try that I've tried the highlighter challenge. I keep myself in my room just like for fun It actually looked amazing, but like it really enhances your pores and everything oh Yeah, I let her influence her Highlighter and bronzer like my favorite. Yeah. I love the highlight on the nose, too. I Have a question. Okay? What would be? Like young girls who want to start like YouTube and do like what you do mm-hmm I Would say the number one tip is? Just be yourself, and I know that's like super cliche. You know everyone will say that it's true, but honestly I feel like a lot of young girls who want to start YouTube channels is because They have an idol on YouTube that does it and they like really just want to be like them and so in their videos they're probably gonna act like them, but like just do you be yourself because You know it's you, and you don't ever want to like change yourself to get followers or like to be a youtuber You know yeah, I totally agree I live by the same thing honestly Yeah, like if girls who like you know like look up to like us or something? I feel like as much as it is awesome that we're like their idols. It's also like this weren't to be themselves Yeah for sure now We're gonna move on to the eyebrows, and I'm super nervous about oh I'm excited about this you did my eyebrows really good. I did yeah. Thank you We have pretty much the same eyebrow color For the same person yeah, basically it's like this this challenge isn't even a challenge let me see I Mean it's not that much different hey, we're almost done Perfect like slime oh yeah, okay, put it on me. I like to Like super feathery brows but obviously they're keeping me Yeah, you already have the great brows. Oh, thank you. Do you get them done like I just plucked them? With my fingers No my Tullio hard Yeah, would you got some like really strong meals use my bronzer to put it over the eyelid as a creature Sweet, so that's what we're gonna. Do I literally never do too much Sometimes, it's fun to just like try different eye shadow looks, but I never end up like actually wearing them out So I'm just gonna take this color pop Semi-precious pellet that was an ensign Okay, and I'm just gonna take this shade just a little bit I've actually never uses calendar myself before I literally oh really mm-hmm No, I'm just gonna take that bronzer a little under that you can yeah, I know I always do this too Ow I'm gonna have you curl your lashes you need a mirror. I don't think so I can do. Do you curl your lashes music yeah? Well your eyelashes See for long Southern I want to be Australian me too actually I I'm trying to pick up on it since Jack as Australian yeah Now I'm going in with this Giorgio Armani mascara I Think", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'}), Document(page_content="up on it since Jack as Australian yeah Now I'm going in with this Giorgio Armani mascara I Think it's the breeze the breeze is just breezing in my eye Jean oh Crap what do you do nothing? It's a gateway you have my salary life's a climb Life's a climb Great, so you don't care if I use like a little lip savonia. No like my stuff do whatever you want Oh my gosh super weird, okay. I really don't care I Hate that word I hate it to all those viral dance moves are like really just a pain in my butt Hey, this is the one I do all the time out so cringy, but I still do it. Yeah, so this is the Maddie makeup She look how beautiful. I don't know she's gonna like it. I'm totally gonna like it I can feel it I already like it on my face They're faking their reactions okay What Does it look bad Now I'm scared to do the other side now That we finished and there's layers popping out of her braids she's gonna do a reveal Thanks for watching Okay, but like yeah, you did a really good job. It's just me who's really just messing it up Thank you, and the makeup is really good. You've covered my zits nicely In the eyeshadow is really pretty. I really like it. I think you did a great job This is not bad at all like it's really good. Good job. Thank you. Yeah, I don't want your confidence Dropped a little but that's okay so now Summer is going to dress into one of my outfits, and then we're gonna recreate a photo for my Instagram So let's do it. Let's go Okay guys So this is the final look this summer is my adidas white sneakers on and then she has this really cute flowy dress from brandy melville and She looks so cute Okay, here's mine in summers photos from when summer recreated my Instagram picture I know the background is obviously different and my editing skills right now are not good, but we made it work It really came together. I mean do I look like Maddie. I love it. How many yeah comment down below if you think That she looks like me okay guys. Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video with summer Thank you so much for coming on my channel It was so much fun as it was I hope you guys like this little transformation turning into me don't forget to subscribe to Somers channel it will be in the description down below and Also if you're from my channel definitely subscribe Thank you I am amazing little downgrade from her channels make sure You subscribed to summers channel also the video that would join her channel will be in the description below So you should check that out after this yes, if you're coming from her channel. Thank you so much for watching this video Thank you guys. Bye. Bye", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk05IMU2RrU | [Document(page_content="(slow instrumental music) - Hey everyone, it's your girl Jenn. And today I am filming my fall haul. Bu this isn't just your\nnormal, average haul because I'll be talking about all the new items from\nEggie drop number two. For those who are just tuning in, Eggie is my clothing line, and I've put my blood\nsweat and tears into this and I'm so proud of this collection. This season is inspired by my past, specifically high school\nand like early college. So that's why there is a variety of hoodies, long sleeves, tanks and also just modern\ntrends that I love today. Just a nice mix-match of everything. I've already uploaded the video look book so please hit the cards or the down bar. But I honestly just wanted to sit down and talk about each item piece-by-piece in a good old-fashioned haul. So let's get started. I wanna chat about outerwear first, so here is the Tardy Bomber. This is the perfect fitted bomber that everybody needs in their wardrobe. I put it in this really flashy red because I feel like red\nis a statement color that's here to stay. You can obviously wear it\njust zipped up normally, or you can just simply snap the top button and\nleave the rest open. I feel like that's just a\nreally chic way to style it. In the last collection we had\na really oversized bomber, but I thought for this\nseason I'd dial it back, create something that is\nslightly cropped, more snug, and perfect for the chilly weather. Next up I have the Tardy Hoodie. This is a really cute oversized hoodie with this amazing chain detail. At first we were just gonna\nhave normal drawstrings, but I thought we would\njust amp it up a notch and add this chain detail. I made sure that you could remove it, so that way when you wash\nit it doesn't get all rusty. So you can wear the chain in two ways. You can either just wear it like this, or you can loop the chains together and create kind of like a necklace effect. I feel like with this hoodie\nyou don't need to accessorize because the chain does all the talking. It also has these massive balloon sleeves that are very long. But there is like a cuff detail, so if they're just too long and you wanna be able to function, you can just push it\nup and be on your way. So I have another\ncomfortable hoodie for you. This is called the Left and Right Hoodie, and I named it that because it has left and right\nin Korean on the pockets. So it says (speaks Korean) on this side and (speaks Korean) on the other. And this is a longer hoodie so\nthat way it covers your butt. You can wear it as a dress or you can just wear it over\nlike a jeans and a t-shirt. This is something that\nis super easy to style, a wardrobe basic and very very cozy. So this is the last piece of outerwear and it is called the two tone hoodie. It comes in two color ways. One is in this nice beige and white and the other is in a red and gray. And I just wore a lot of\nhoodies in high school, and I wanted to just jazz it up by making something mismatched. I feel like this hoodie\nwould also look really cute with some thigh-highs,\nor you can just wear it like off the shoulder as a dress. I think that would be super cute. But yeah I think this\nis a really fun piece to wear on its own or to layer with. Now I'm gonna move on to some tops. Here is a no-brainer basic. This is called the Charlotte top, and yes this is named after\nCharlotte from Sex and the City because it's elegant and chic. This comes in two color\nways, black and periwinkle. And it has this lettuce\nribbing all over the top, and a cute keyhole that you can adjust. The size does run a little bit large, so make sure if you are\ninterested in this to size down. The next item is a really\nsentimental one to me. This is called the Love Letter Romper. So basically I went\ninto my childhood room, and I found this box of letters. And I thought it'd be really\ncool to put them up on a shirt. So on the left side I've got a letter from my very first", metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'}), Document(page_content='cool to put them up on a shirt. So on the left side I\'ve got a letter from my very first\nboyfriend when I was 13. And then on the right side\nI\'ve got a love letter from a crush from summer camp. You can\'t really see what the message is because I wanted to respect their privacy. So yeah it\'s a little distorted\nbut they\'re still on there. The greatest part about this shirt though, is the fact that this\nis actually a romper. This was my designer\'s idea, Angela. So thank you so much for that. So yeah we just wanted to create a piece that was comfy and secure. I love going out, so I wanted to make sure that I had some pieces that I could wear on like a night dancing\nor out with the girls. So here is the Wrap Tank. This looks like a hot mess on the hanger. But trust me when you put it on it\'s cute. This is a ribbed tank that is fitted, and it just wraps around the waist. It definitely is a sexy\nlittle number to rock when you wanna bear some skin. Next up I have the K-Tank. There are just normal\nspaghetti strap tops, with a contrast trim and a little Korean slogan in the middle. The first one says (speaks Korean), which means your mom in Korean. Then I have fighting, which is\na phrase like you can do it. And then I have (speaks Korean) which means let\'s play or\nlike let\'s hang out in Korean. These are really cute tanks that you can wear on their own or layered. Winter is coming, so\nstaying snuggly is a must. That\'s why I made more long sleeves. This is the O Dang long sleeve and o dang means fish cake in Korean so that\'s why there are fish\ncakes where the nips are. This comes in three colors,\nthis one is in a dusty blue, the other is in a dusty maroon and the last one is in a classic white. Moving on to another graphic tee, This is the nobody puts\nEggie in the corner. Obviously this is a play on\n"nobody puts baby in the corner" but I just replaced Eggie. This is in a really kind\nof like metal band font, because it kind of just reminds me of all the metal bands that I\nused to wear in high school. Overall it\'s just a\nvery comfortable shirt, that you can rock on casual days. The last graphic tee that I\nhave is the Blur Baby top. This is a cute crop top that has the graphic Eggie in the front. I just love the blur\neffect because it\'s quirky, and it just, I don\'t know, makes it seem like time\'s\ngoing by really fast. I\'ve always considered\ngraphic tops as a basic, so that\'s why I wanted to add\nmore of them to my collection. I consider polka dots a timeless trend, so naturally I wanted to\nadd some into my collection. This is called the Spot Top, and it\'s just an off the shoulder blouse with this gorgeous dot\npattern all over it. It\'s got cutouts on the sleeves, and it has a nice ruffle on\nthe shoulder and the ends. This is really cute to wear\nwith high-waisted things because it\'s so cropped, and it\'s just like nice item to wear when you wanna look all spruced up. The other polka dotted item is one that I\'m wearing right now. This is called the Dot Jumpsuit, and this is a daring number for those who just wanna strut their stuff in a power jumpsuit. I love that it elongates you and it\'s just easy to\ntake it from day to night. This is clearly one of my favorite pieces because I\'m rocking it right now. I wore it with a long sleeve just so it\'s warmer for the weather. The sun keeps coming into my room, so I\'ve been like scooting\nfurther and further back. But basically, here is the next item. So this comes in two pieces,\nfirst I have the Connor top. This is a strapless top with\nthis awesome contrast stitching so that way it really pops. It\'s got this cute ruffle detail\non the top and the bottom, and this top coordinates\nperfectly with the Connor pants. These are definitely one of\nthe most comfortable pants that I\'ve ever worn. They are very loose and baggy, but fitted on the waist so they look perfect with the top. This set is named after Sarah Connor who is probably like the', metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'}), Document(page_content="most badass woman in film. So I wanted to just dedicate\na piece of clothing to her. Here are some more trousers that I love. These are called the Late Shift trouser, and they come in two\ncolors, black and olive. They kind of remind me of a work pant, but way softer and definitely more chic. They are also high-waisted\nand the bottoms are still baggy but not as baggy but not as baggy as the Connor pant. The highlight of these pants\nare definitely the chain. It's in this really awesome gold, and it's quite substantial,\nit's pretty heavy. And if you like the chain, you can move it on over to any of the other pants in your closet. As I mentioned before, I'm having a huge moment\nwith red right now. So here are the Bench Warmers. They're these sick red joggers with this white striping on the sides. This is just a really nice tailored jogger in a fun red print. And I feel like they're a great way to play with the sports lux\ntrend that's going on right now. So we only have two more\nitems left in the haul and they're both skirts. Here is the Criss Cross skirt. This is a tight black and red miniskirt with this cross stitching on the side. I feel like red and black is such a classic color combination and I just love how striking it comes off. Alright the final item\nis the Clueless skirt, and I feel like this name\nis pretty self-explanatory. It's inspired by the 90s\nclassic film, Clueless. And you can channel your\ninner Cher with this skirt. So that is a wrap on the haul, please head over to Eggie.us\nif you are interested in any of the pieces. Also I have a huge announcement for the international Eggies out there. I know shipping has been brutal, I know some of you guys\nhave been paying 50 60 bucks for shipping and I know\nit's been unreasonable. But I have been working\non this with my team, to lower the cost and we\nhave finally succeeded. So for most places it should be around seven to 15 bucks for shipping now. There are some places that are excluded, they're still like 30 bucks. But there's gonna be a\nlist, like a full list, on eggie.us so please head\non over to the website to see what your shipping costs are. I've been getting so many\nDMs and comments and messages about this issue and so I've\nbeen working on it so hard and I'm so happy that it happened. So thank you so much for you\nknow, voicing your concerns, and I will do anything that I possibly can to make your requests a reality. I wanna thank you guys\nso much for watching, And I will see you guys in the next one. Bye! (blows kiss)", metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRDizP0gHQ | [Document(page_content="i ain't gonna yak but i need to drink some water yeah yeah go for that water here's the hiccup you hiccup sometimes excuse me [Music] hey what's going on everybody for first week feast i'm shawn evans and you're watching hot ones it's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings and today i'm joined by legendary comedian and tv host bob saget you grew up with him on shows like full house and america's funniest home videos you can catch him on the stand-up stage and speaking of he's here to promote his latest special zero to 60 sets release on november 14th bob yeah i'm also going to show that pleasure to be here i've watched a lot of my friends a lot of comedian people a lot of people plug their stuff and they after they're done eating here they got to plug themselves yep does the tongue swell up does it like a puffer fish of some kind i guess we'll find out every person's different how are you with hot food i love this stuff i used to go to buffalo and i used to go to the anchor bar where wings were yes i know how to make them you know i used to make it with frank's hot sauce i mean this one's called mega death so that's nice we know where i'm heading [Music] where do i get the valentina i unscrew the bottle it's already on the wing oh the wings are pre-spiced and this is spicy a little bit a little bit a little bit so the hot sauce interview show there's really only one place to start with you because the internet recently went nuts with the revelation that you might be the lady on the front of the cholula bottle right what happened was uh someone sent me a tweet that said you look like her and i couldn't argue with it the cholula lady does to have a resemblance but cholula hasn't let go of me they keep holding onto the tiger's tail and saying we supply the spice bob supplies comedy and then somebody called up for my some one representative and said you want to do an ad because you're kind of talking about him like he's promoting your product but uh that's the end of the story kids it just sucks but i used to go eat these things and i know how to make them take butter and you take the hot sauce you put in there you shake it in the pan after you deep fried it yep but these aren't buffalo anymore once you put this stuff on it you just we've bastardized the art right are you ready to move on fart yeah what's this [Music] you don't care whether they're male or female but they're not they're not male or female though then flats are drums they're made of flats or drums that's what stamos says to girls because he plays the drums and he likes them flat that is awesome you're enjoying this one can i have more of this one yeah just i'm really good go go go go at it go at it bob very good so in addition to fuller house being one of the most popular shows on netflix full house has not even left the air since it debuted in 1987. no it'll never go away so what i want to do is hit you with some full house folklore and you can tell me if it's fact or fiction does that sound good sounds good to me i mean hot wings i'm ready to take a crap again it's true that dave coulier used to crash on your couch years before full house was even a thing i met dave when he was 18 i was 22. we had a mutual friend he's a great writer and director mike binder and mike said dave needs a place to crash and i said okay so he stayed at my house just like joey staying in the alcove is it true that you had to take a break from filming when you had the pony on set because it kept getting an erection in front of the light yeah that's in my book dirty daddy you don't want a donkey around kids and the kids were level with it and it looked like a you know teenager's arm and then staying on the topic of animals is it true that the golden retriever that played comet was also air bud yes what happened was uh he got air bud movie and stamos was pissed he was like [\xa0__\xa0] dog got a movie i didn't get a movie i want a", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="bud movie and stamos was pissed he was like [\xa0__\xa0] dog got a movie i didn't get a movie i want a feature film yeah comet it was named after a cleanser cause i cleaned on the show because i was danny tanner could have been called windex but that would have been a stupid name for a dog is there windex or one of these wings am i gonna die no no no i don't think so then i'll go down too i'm eating the same one i don't want that neither of us go down on this thing poorly that's a great place i love portland i go there quite often no fat i'm in [Music] um there's tomatoes in it so you made your directorial debut with dirty work the first feature film i directed a movie when i was 21 about my nephew having his face reconstructed oh you wonder that makes me hungry do you want a student an academy award for this yeah how do you know all this uh i've been reading about you foreign i'm sorry so i won that and they took his face off and they reconstructed damn these are good so you made your feature film directorial debut dirty work in addition to being a fan of the movie it's also my favorite type of movie because it's blasted by critics but it's beloved by the people it got screwed dirty work was something that i loved and nor mcdonald's a friend artie lange i fought to get him the job and it was chris farley's last movie right god bless him donna john rickles cameo don rickles one of my dearest friends his loss is a big loss this past year has been very difficult the movie was kind of brash and had an odd viewpoint to it it's kind of guy humor not to say that movie critics aren't guys sometimes but um i don't know it was really made for 15 year old boys so when this is over you hit me with this paddle or my bare buttocks i did that to henry rollins and he liked it he seemed to enjoy it that's fascinating you get big names on this thing what are you doing with me we're very excited to have you here i'm excited to be here and everybody seemed excited when i walked in people were in the hallway going good luck like what am i going to prison am i going to go electrocuted all right what's this this is a queen majesty it's a scotch bonnet and ginger sauce so you know you've made it in pop culture when you become a staple in rap lyrics and bob saget against all odds has somehow some way become the most name-checked comedian in hip-hop so what i want to do is just bounce some of the most classic bob saget bars off of you and i'm just wondering how they hit your ear what you think of them does that sound good hit me all right so this first one's from lil wayne it's on all i have but [\xa0__\xa0] in my cabin more [\xa0__\xa0] than a pageant i keep a house full call me bob saget hell he's saying i'm i'm cool as [\xa0__\xa0] cuz you got [\xa0__\xa0] in your cabin but these [\xa0__\xa0] are dj steph and michelle so they're not like hoes he also says he wants a bob sack of money in that song which is nice that's a nice thing to hear who knew that i'd wind up here all right this one's from nacho picasso on naked lunch dagnabbit bad habits i'm raj rabbit i just took a key bump from bob saget well that's okay you know if you like that kind of layer i am not the drug guy people think i am i have gone through that in the early 80s i was hanging i'm a comedian so it was impossible to avoid right coke is you know obviously a key bump so it was around in the early 80s and i i can't say i didn't see it but you certainly didn't give one to nacho picasso no that would have been cool as hell but uh i don't think he was born this one's from machine gun kelly on miss me y'all in family houses like bob saget both parents i was on family couches like you don't want it i'll wear it inheriting hand-me-downs is a grown man embarrassed that's actually poetry that uh that's nice to be part of that i mean it's kind of it's sad but it's honest uh so i like that i never heard that this is your sauce you sell this [Music] you have a big enough following", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="that i never heard that this is your sauce you sell this [Music] you have a big enough following there's millions of people following this um not to put it down but doesn't it shock you it started off as a goof and then the snowball just starts picking up momentum and then before you know it it's this big huge crazy thing you know that's great i say that about my penis but i would never eat it alright bob so we have a recurring segment on our show called explain that gram where you do a deep dive on our guests instagram pull interesting pictures that need more context but with you we've done a little bit of a twist we've pulled some great bobsaget throwbacks so i'll show you the picture and you can tell me what's going on the bigger story there okay okay all right all right laptop please let me just wipe all this bile off my mouth smart good time this is good this is actually amazing i recommend all of you doing this it's the last couple that are like insane right yeah don't uh don't put the horse in front of the carriage or however no you don't want to do that all right so this is a great pick you and johnny carson that was a dream i was on his show like 13 times i would tell him stories and i'd say this is true and he go i don't care just tell it and letterman did the same thing he really acquired some of johnny's best qualities that he would self-admittedly say my mother went up to him after a show once it was so embarrassing she goes mr carson we just want you to know you're doing a very good job there's some lady from philly and he goes uh thank you ma'am it's like 30 years he'd been doing this he's been doing it 30 years and then he goes want to see my new car and then i went out and looked at his new corvette and left my parents just left them they didn't deserve him after that we'll talk to johnny carson that way the king of everything do you remember this this is your roast the reason i was happy to do that roast is it was all my friends it's a 20-minute cut of norm people didn't know what the hell was going on he was really playing to the back of the room with that called me a week before and said i don't want to make funny i don't like doing roasts i'm just going to read jokes from a 1940s joke book i said norm you got a curse sometime you got to say [\xa0__\xa0] or [\xa0__\xa0] or something i don't like doing that meanwhile he did he finally by the end i was like because i had just directed him in dirty work i was like hey you know i'm saying you got a [\xa0__\xa0] dog face you know and then it was like it was a lot of really wonderful people were on it and then gilbert there's my don rickles there's don rickles you and don i loved him so much we just lost him and uh i called him like four weeks before he passed away his mind was really good all the way to the end and uh i said how you doing he said what do i have to do to get you out of my life and he went too far i mean i didn't think he had to do this i don't need a dirty dick dude i'll leave a clean dick that's how i got this movie made i just shot oh you just suck it right off just yeah clean steeped out that way oh i shouldn't have done that this i feel you play a version of yourself an entourage and i'm always fascinated by these shows whether it's curb your enthusiasm or entourage where celebs are kind of toeing the line between reality right fiction it's interesting when i first did entourage and i did like four of them the writer producer doug ellen wanted me to be more down on my luck you know oh my ex-wife got my money and all this crap and i said no i i i don't want to do that and he's well let's make him the ballsiest richest [\xa0__\xa0] ever then that's you know he doesn't care she can have as many houses as she wants and he's banging young girls and i'm like that sounds fun so uh i've been asked to do a lot of cameos and be the punchline in things like in half-baked doing a second dick for coke i did say that this is the", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="the punchline in things like in half-baked doing a second dick for coke i did say that this is the closest i've come to that since then things get pretty serious here [Music] okay oh i shouldn't have done that oh man why did i do this this is what you wait this is a sound bite you wait for oh crap i hiccup when i hit real spicy food so get ready so it's coming i ain't gonna yak [Music] but i need to drink some water yeah yeah go for that water here's the hiccup you hiccup sometimes excuse me do you fart projectile vomit i hiccup good good i'm glad you checked that box instead of the others my ears started bleeding here it comes now my penis falls off and i throw it at your head and it looks like a unicorn whoa holy crap wait a second yeah i need a moment you took me from zero to ninety no you took me from zero to sixty hey i'm gonna hiccup a while don't make fun of it so america's funniest home videos used to be the only game in town when it came to embarrassing home videos but now of the internet and youtube yeah the camera phones and the lights live in this sort of thing but what the people are missing out on the internet in particular is the bob saget narration that's very interesting some people hated it i got thrashed by critics well i'm going to work hard on it i know and you were very good at it oh my god you want to get married we can eat hot wings and just [\xa0__\xa0] in bed what i want to do is show you some of the biggest most talked about clips over the last couple years i want you to react to it i only did five voices it was like oh oh look out you know that bad rocky boy that was my favorite or look at me you know some guy and then the guy goes jerry lewis are you even you know that kind of thing so this one right a science teacher doing a demonstration one two three let me know two three can you go full screen for me can you hit that right little thing hold still my students i am going to simply smash the center block and hit you in the dick you just have to be there for it it's really no talent you know hit you in the dick would not make it on the air today that's a shame but that's the hot ones well that's what they wanted to do they wanted to uh make it dirty leave that on what the hell is that i'll narrate that oh it's so beautiful here out in the ocean oh [\xa0__\xa0] i should just relax here all day i forgot to douche you know she forgot the douche and then you have the ocean is that offensive i don't want to offend anyone no no i think it's good i got one more for you okay all the knives [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you i married you i gave you a baby why is she telling me to [\xa0__\xa0] myself [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you and your sunglasses you piece of [\xa0__\xa0] get the [\xa0__\xa0] in here i want to have sex again ran me from behind hold my horns you shot him a [\xa0__\xa0] and i apologize to anybody i might have offended with my faux accent uh of anyone from mexico because i i god there's so much uh stuff in the world we gotta fix we do we do it bob that's why this is a nice show because you're distracting people from it and then people like me come on and remind them yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's the good thing what is this [Music] this is beyond insanity mm-hmm [Music] oh my god this isn't funny no it tastes like there's medicine in it not in a good way no no are you killing me you got orange juice you don't taste that you just taste potassium sorbate oh it's a lot of sorbets sodium i'm gonna toss this yeah yeah yeah smart that's tough do they have flames coming out here my [\xa0__\xa0] first okay go ahead what was your question i know when you do shows like this you get a million questions about being danny tanner right but sometimes i wonder you know what's the one thing that people don't ask you about that you wish they would when people just hit you with full house questions all the time what do they miss about bob they're it's kind of equaled out with my stand up i love", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="all the time what do they miss about bob they're it's kind of equaled out with my stand up i love entertaining people hold on a second my nose is blinking although my lung is hanging out of my ass um you want to see yeah yeah yeah show it to me it's almost like jackass having dinner we'll put it in the trailer ricky gervais called this a cross between jackass and charlie rose which was like that is exactly that is exactly what it is and that gives you talent no it does because people are watching it because it brings people to the program they get to learn stuff and they'll get to watch someone suffer yep but you're hard ass so you're you don't you don't suffer i have the responsibility of the interview on my shoulders no you work out harder than i do no no i'm gonna be on a plane i hope i look like you at 61. i really do really i really do you won't if you eat this every week i'll look way worse look like the [\xa0__\xa0] keeper from tales from the [\xa0__\xa0] all right there's two left 500 times hotter than a jalapeno chili what i mean every disclaimer is happening right now this is this is unbearable just put your toes in the bowl don't don't do a camera this is unbearable do i have to eat more you don't have to eat more the people would probably want you to eat more i know you just got over saying what an entertainer you are but you don't have to eat more all right i'm gonna have another bite there's not much i care about you i like it i appreciate you bob if you saw me on the street out in front afterwards just lying there having a heart attack you'd help me okay i feel like it was my responsibility to help you all right watch this whoa bob saget splitting wings i love it oh please why don't i do that so you've been around comedy club since you're a teenager from emceeing at the comedy store to rubbing elbows with the young david letterman so as somebody who's been in the game now for over four decades i want to hit you with some yearbook superlatives and you can tell me which comedian best fits the description does that sound good yeah sure biggest drama king you know who i respect and love the death out of his marc maron it's not a drama king but it's depression my eyes are tearing up my mouth is on fire literally just feel like i i sucked a dead person's butthole the future of comedy is there a young comic that excites you i think they haven't been born yet and people are telling me now hey there's new community on netflix you got to see his new special uh but then i'll hold on this is uh incredibly painful um well that's the hardest one right no the last dab yeah most likely to fist fight a fan let me think who has actually done it someone like joe rogan is a great comedian and he is a ufc kind of guy but i never seen him do anything violent with a fan you know so that's like it's a dignified guy that's got the ability to do it it's comedians that are good feel things very very deeply i'm not that good but this has caused me to feel things very very deeply you're going to put more on it this is the last dab we call it the last dab because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last one you don't have to if you don't want to bob sag it and i would i gotta do it you said my name in a sentence so let me just uh little something don't go crazy no just a little dab a little dab will do you there you go that would be like a if i got some kind of a disease on my wiener that's about how much i put on of the medicine well i think maybe there's a multi-use here so you can have that bottle you can take it home with oh i'm not taking it on the airplane they'll arrest me okay well cheers cheers bob i wish you well i wish you well i'll see you on the dark side [Music] it creeps up mm-hmm you know what this tastes good different that's how it throws you i'm going to show you what a [\xa0__\xa0] i am whoa you've never seen him but well okay i don't know that's not happening literally", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="a [\xa0__\xa0] i am whoa you've never seen him but well okay i don't know that's not happening literally died okay this is for you it's for the people that's for the people bob saget oh my god i'm gonna be on a plane in an hour so one of the things that stands out about your comic mind is not only how quick it is but how quickly it can go to a dark and sordid place not with the mega death and the last dab and the bomb swimming through that soup in your body i want to hit you with a little word association game so i'll just give you the word and then you can tell me the first thing that comes to your mind sound good i'd say great cantaloupe mother ferret richard gere halloween richard gere hot sauce mouth on fire the letter a uh and it's on fire amazing bob saget you made it through you conquered the wings you took on ten questions he drinks in my [\xa0__\xa0] milk i don't mean [\xa0__\xa0] muck i meant uh i'm a [\xa0__\xa0] i'm gonna sell this milk yep i'm a hiccuping mm-hmm i don't think you can get milk out of it but you gotta go to commercial [Music] it is plug time baby this camera this camera or this camera let the people know what you have going on you know i can't remember november 14th is the premiere date for my special 0-60 which is kind of just where i'm at in my life it deals with a lot of different things from my penis to viagra to the death of my mother i also have a movie that i'm very proud of called benjamin and it's got a great cast and except me but i am in it that's it just thank you guys you guys are all really really nice thank you bob that was really quite fun and it's a funny way to do it it's such a funny way because it does it is almost like a game show it has a dude you played dramatic music during it yeah yeah hello hot ones fans it's shawn evans new outro same message if you like what you saw throw us a bone maybe please it is dog eat dog here on the youtube streets hit that subscribe button knowing that you subscribed it is seriously the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning thank you very much hot ones fans i love you", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16W7c0mb-rE | [Document(page_content='An ant is pretty stupid. It doesn\'t have much of a brain, no will, no plan, and yet, many ants together are smart. An ant colony can construct complex structures. Some colonies keep farms of fungi, others take care of cattle. They can wage war or defend themselves. How is this possible? How can a bunch of stupid things do smart things together? This phenomenon is called emergence, and it\'s one of the most fascinating and mysterious features of our universe. In a nutshell, it describes small things forming bigger things that have different properties than the sum of their parts. Emergence is complexity arising from simplicity, and emergence is everywhere. [Intro] Water has vastly different properties to the molecules that make it up, like the concept of wetness. Take wet fabric, If you zoom in far enough, there is no wetness. There are just molecules sitting in the spaces between the atoms of the cloth. Wetness is an emerging property of water. Something new only created by a lot of individual interactions between water molecules. And this is sort of it. Many things interact under a certain set of rules, creating something above and beyond themselves. It turns out that more is different. This different property is itself a new thing, and that new thing can couple with other new things to repeat the process. You can imagine this as layers stacked upon each other every, layer made from more complex parts. Atoms form molecules. Molecules form proteins. Proteins make up cells. Cells make up organs. Organs form individuals. Individuals form societies. But how can something be more than the sum of its parts? How do ants form the sort of cloudy entity that is a colony? By following a ruleset that produces order through chaos. For example, let\'s look at how an ant colony distributes jobs. Let\'s assume that a colony shall have 25% workers, 25% caretakers, 25% soldiers and 25% gatherers. Ants communicate their current job via chemicals. For example, the worker ant constantly secretes chemicals that say: "I\'m a worker". When ants meet other ants, they smell each other to gather information, telling each other their job and what they\'re doing. Both keep track of who they met in the past. Now, imagine an anteater kills most of the gatherers. If this isn\'t fixed quickly, the colony will starve. Many worker ants need to switch jobs, but how do you tell this to thousands of them? Simple. You don\'t. Our worker ant will still meet and smell other ants, but it will encounter almost no gatherers at all. It counts too few gatherers, until it reaches a critical point, and then it changes its job. The worker becomes a gatherer. Other ants will do the same, until after a while there are enough gatherers again. The balance is restored all by itself. The actions and interactions of an individual are random. You can\'t plan which ant will encounter which other ant. But the simple set of rules is so elegant that a colony\'s many operations emerge as a consequence. On an even more fundamental level, hundreds of millions of complicated molecules interact to maintain a robust and amazing structure. A being with vastly different properties than the sum of its dead parts emerges. The smallest unit of life: a cell. We still don\'t have a clear definition of what living things are, we just know they emerge from things that are not alive. Cells combine and cooperate. They specialize and respond to one another, and over time, we develop into complex organisms with remarkable capacities. Your arms and legs and heart are an incredibly complex and complicated system made of trillions of individual stupid things... ...and yet we breathe, digest and watch YouTube videos. How do your cells know what to do? Think of the pacemaker cells in your heart. Billions of them need to send out an impulse just at the right moment to collectively create a heartbeat. Our cells exchange chemical information with their neighbor cells to', metadata={'source': '16W7c0mb-rE'}), Document(page_content="create a heartbeat. Our cells exchange chemical information with their neighbor cells to see what they're up to, and then decide what to do. If it's among a lot of cells that are working on the same task, it will start working on that task as well, and sync up with them. There is no master mind giving commands. Just single units communicating with their neighbors, and acting according to the feedback they get. What about our most important part? What is the thing that asks these kinds of questions? Is our consciousness then an emergent property of the cells in our brain? This question is too big and important, it deserves a video of its own. Some things that emerge are hard to define. You can't touch an ant colony, only its parts. It has neither brain nor face, nor body. And yet the colony interacts with the world. Just like colonies emerge from ants, things emerge from humans, like Nations. What actually is a nation, is it its population? Is it its institutions, its symbols like its flag, colours or anthems? The physical things it makes like cities, the territory it occupies? All of these things are fluid. Populations change and are replaced. Institutions come and go, cities can be constructed and abandoned. Borders have changed all the time for most of history, and symbols get replaced by new symbols. A nation has no face, no brain, no body. Are nations not real, then? Of course they are, just like ant colonies, nations interact with the world. They can change landscapes, wage wars, grow or decline, and they can stop existing. But they only exist because of a lot of humans interacting with each other. But not just nations. All the complex structures that surround us emerge from us. Even if we don't intend to, we are constantly creating. Communities, companies, cities, societies. All of these things are entities that have fundamentally different properties and abilities than the pretty stupid apes they emerged from. We don't know why any of this happens. We just observe it, and it seems to be a fundamental property of our universe. It may be the most beautiful and wonderous property of our universe. [Outro]", metadata={'source': '16W7c0mb-rE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcipHnWcB0w | [Document(page_content="I just realized this, your surrogate knows that she's\ncarrying Kim Kardashian West's baby. >> [LAUGH]\n>> What? Wasn't that-\n>> She didn't know at the beginning. >> Yeah.\n>> She didn't? >> She didn't know, but before we-\n>> Is it safe tell her? >> [LAUGH] Well,\nyou can do it totally anonymously. >> Right. >> You could go that route. And I just felt like I wanted\nwhoever is carrying my baby, like, what if they weren't a fan of me or\nmy husband? And what if they didn't want\nto be carrying our baby? I wanted to give them that choice,\nand be proud and on the same page and, I wanted a relationship with her. >> But when she found out, what'd she do? When she found out,\nwhat happened, did she lose it? >> She was really excited. She was someone that had watched the show,\nnot like a super fan or anything, that it would\nhave been uncomfortable. But she had seen my struggle and\nseen how open I was about it, and she was really proud to do it. >> I'm just happy for you, okay.\n>> [APPLAUSE] >> I'm happy for you guys. >> I'm happy for your family.", metadata={'source': 'dcipHnWcB0w'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-u5nd2GqNE | [Document(page_content='This video was made possible by Tab for a\nCause. Raise money for charity just by opening tabs\nwith Tab for a Cause at the link in the description. Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, Queen of\nthe United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada,\nPapau New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines,\nBelize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis... will die. I know this is a sensitive topic, but at 91\nyears old she’s already both the longest-reigning and longest-living monarch in British history,\nso unless you believe the rumors that she’s immortal, her death is probably on the horizon. A certain level of preparation makes sense\nas her passing will be one of the most influential deaths of this century, with an economic impact\nof billions of dollars. Her funeral will be perhaps the single most\nviewed event in human history with up to 40% of humans on Earth watching. 65 years ago, the death of King George the\nsixth was communicated over the phone to high-level officials with the code-phrase, “Hyde Park\nCorner.” That way, those in charge of the transition\nof power were informed of the King’s passing before the press could release the information\nto the public. It’s believed that the current Queen’s\ndeath will be communicated internally with the not so secret phrase, “London Bridge\nis down” which will set off a protocol 65 years in the making. The Queen’s private secretary first contacts\nthe Prime Minister of the United Kingdom who will instruct their staff to communicate the\nnews to the UK foreign office which will then get in contact with the governments of the\n52 members of the Commonwealth of Nations, mostly former British colonies. Next is when the news get the... well, news. Every commercial radio station in the UK has\nwhat is called an “obit light”— a blue light triggered by a central office in London\nto give DJ’s a heads up that the news of a royal family member’s death is on its\nway. They wouldn’t yet know for certain that\nit’s the queen, but the protocol is still to switch to a pre-prepared playlist of somber\nmusic, in anticipation of the announcement. The BBC -- as the UK’s public service broadcaster\n-- gets its special heads up from an alert system that was originally created during\nthe cold war to warn of incoming missiles. Before the on-screen announcement, the presenter\nwill switch to a black tie that the station keeps on-hand specifically for this purpose. BBC One will show her portrait and play the\nnational anthem. The network will then begin the ominous announcement,\n“This is BBC Television News. Buckingham Palace has just announced the death\nof the Queen.” Union Jacks will fly at half-mast out of respect,\nbut by law the Royal Standard must fly full because, by law, there is always a living\nmonarch. TV networks have prepared for decades. Days of pre-recorded coverage of the life\nand death of the Queen have already been prepared. Different experts on the royal family have\nalready signed exclusive contracts with certain networks to appear following the death. Sky TV and ITV regularly rehearse their death\ncoverage—substituting the Queen’s name with “Ms. Robinson.” Other networks probably have too. All BBC comedy shows will go off air during\nthe 12-day morning period. The death will be one of the greatest news\nevents of the century. Airline pilots will announce the news to their\npassengers, London will nearly shut down, and an emergency meeting of parliament will\nbe called. So how much will the Queen’s death cost? Under British law, the funeral for a reigning\nmonarch is paid for entirely by the state. While we haven’t seen a funeral for a reigning\nmonarch for over 50 years, Princess Diana’s funeral, viewed by over 2.5 billion people\nworldwide, had a direct cost of about $10 million. And that’s just funeral expenses. The bank of England has over 3.6 billion individual', metadata={'source': '8-u5nd2GqNE'}), Document(page_content='banknotes in circulation each of which displays the image of the queen. Each note costs about 5 cents to produce,\nso re-minting the entire currency stock would cost close to $200 million dollars. But the UK isn’t the only country that would\nneed to reprint their currency. Worldwide there are 35 countries in total\nwith the queen’s image on their money. A conservative estimate of the cost to re-mint\nall of those different currencies in all of those different countries would be about $1\nbillion. Plus both the date of the funeral and the\ndate of the coronation of the new monarch would be declared national holidays in the\nUK, which each have an economic impact through lost productivity of $3 billion. The total cost of the Queen’s death would\ntherefore likely hover around $8 billion dollars -- a hefty bill for kicking the bucket. But don’t worry. Unless the words “London Bridge is Down”\nare uttered and the BBC switches its tie and the blue lights illuminate, the world knows\nher Majesty the Queen is still alive and well. If you want to help make sure others are alive\nand well, you should try out Tab for a Cause. Tab for a Cause is a browser extension that\ndisplays ads every time you open a new tab, except the money raised from those ads goes\nto different charities that you choose. The average user generates about $5 per month\ntowards charity which isn’t nothing. That’s $60 per year which with water.org,\nis enough to give safe water and sanitation to one family. Just by having this browser extension which\ncosts you nothing, you can change a family’s life once per year, which is crazy. So make the easiest impact you will ever make\nby installing this browser extension at the link in the description.', metadata={'source': '8-u5nd2GqNE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRafaCcfrcI | [Document(page_content="Liza Liza its VOC oh my god the real one here we are in person where you've done you're massively successful parodies of this format stop flirting please now it's done do a real one oh god no pressure okay so how does this feel oh my god a little sweaty but very exciting how long have you been a video maker for a video maker like that title I've been a video maker for about four years now I'm getting old how many videos have you made way too many way more than I can count how does it feel having more subscribers than there are people in the country of Belgium you're serious well Belgium has great chocolate what an honor can I give you a present oh my god you shouldn't have but you did it thank you okay you describe your channel in three words three words introvert gone wild you describe yourself in three words a little brown girl how would your friends describe you in three words small tinted female how about Vogon three words who has good taste in people that they interview me oh my god speaking of taste this is the tastiest present I've ever received good-looking man jetpacks Kinski you know me to hell what do we have over here on your wall well I have to add it to my shrine of jet I'm very religious you tell us who is jet Pat Penske um one of the many voices in my head he's one of the characters I created was the biggest inspiration you have been creating him I'm very good-looking as man cuter an impression of jet pets in ski JIT was that it G so over here we have a photo of Helga and she also did a parody of 73 questions oh yes my other split personality she did 73 questions now it's my turn to do the real one okay so how you doing these days I'm just doing one day at a time what's the story Instagram or snapchat what's the best part about your job um well I can't get fired if you describe what you consider to be your job making content to make people feel contained what's most important to you mental health my own and of others what's the thing that you want people to talk about their stories um and use their voices to be heard in their platforms no matter how big or how small is Liza short for anything for life I'm five feet tall but it's also short for Elizabeth my real name's oh I made cookies for June why did you make cookies for me um because I'm trying to suck up to Vogue Oh check it out so do you have any tips for starting a YouTube channel um make an account start uploading videos and then be yourself it's very cliche but nobody else can do it they suck at it so what are you shooting this week for your channel um no idea actually I was actually writing ideas in my office you want to come up there and help me I was Lolita let's do it okay what's your weirdest habit mmm chewing gum all the time what's your biggest phobia having bad breath which is why I chew gum all the time favorite hobby boom photography follow me on Instagram plug which famous person do you admire mmm Jessica Alba and her company honest honestly it's amazing mmm whose inspiration to you growing up oh I'd have to say Jim Carrey and Raven Symone That's So Raven was my doing was a last show you watched mmm last show that I watched was a Broadway show look at me being cultured dear Evan Hanson Ben Platt is amazing what's the favorite film ooh anything with Jim Carrey I love him did I mention that what's your biggest fear re-election check out my office this is it this is your setup I love it all right so okay so can you film something for your channel right now um absolutely let's plug it guys check it out I'm doing the real 73 questions not the off brand knock off version make sure to check it out you can see it in the Lincoln bio please subscribe that's so cool how's that what's something you wish youtubers would stop saying Lincoln by oh please subscribe was it were you from Houston Texas baby just like Beyonce but like the off-brand version of her what do you miss most about Houston ooh the food", metadata={'source': 'nRafaCcfrcI'}), Document(page_content="like Beyonce but like the off-brand version of her what do you miss most about Houston ooh the food barbecue honey but also my family but also fajitas speaking of Houston I have to show you a mural check it out okay what's on your mural on this wall is a big map from Houston to Hollywood oh cool that's right it's my career path very similar to Beyonce we have a lot in common what brings you the most joy in life oh man the joy of others how many languages do you speak do you speak French no so it's just English see you Aikido their spine you want to conclude this you're a DJ what's your name be uh DJ booth hmm what have you felt genuinely starstruck by President Barack Obama you interview President Obama yeah I did what is he like in person um even better looking which youtuber inspires you ooh I would have to say the one I'm dating David Oberg what's something you could tell me about David oh he has great taste in women debri siblings two of them my mom made me two sisters but I'm the youngest what's the best part about being the youngest ooh um I have to say the hand-me-downs yeah oh and I like to think that my parents kept trying until they had the best one this is a really really cool apartment what's up with those plants oh I am a gardener I have a big green thumb and I can take care of these plants really easily because they're all fake every morning um every morning I start off with an alarm unfortunately what's your favorite letter in the alphabet favorite letter B because you can be anything what's the biggest pet peeve um biggest pet peeve humble brags shut up what's your biggest achievement to date biggest achievement um this definitely this what's the best song of all time ooh right now it has to be J Balvin me gente such a khatam that's the best dance move of all time no this is the dance move I do to that song a little bit of this what are you doing it's like twerking but for your shoulders how many kids do you want to watch this video as many as we can guys come on what's the best thing you've ever worn Oh best thing I've ever worn something oh oh I wore a dress to the VMAs it was an amazing dress by Sergio Hudson plug what's the biggest splurge biggest splurged only on food always food the most stylish personal life Oh jetpacks Kinski look at that good-looking wall but also Anna Wintour another nice one is there a message that you like to pass on oh yeah Anna did you see the cookies all right I got to wrap this interview up you know gold without YouTube what would you imagine yourself doing with your life oh I would probably be in school guys stay in school otherwise this happens who's your favorite rapper uh it's a tie between Chancellor rapper and candy wrappers mmm if you could change one blob what would it be what's the law that allows you to become a president what three things are most important to you in a person Oh humble integrity honesty and humor what's that three L's four okay what would you give five stars in this world you for doing this entire interview without any editing guts so nice could ask you one more question oh man can I actually ask you to ask me something unconventional but sure okay um that was I I show you a magic trick can you show me a magic trick yes okay here we go ready uh-huh Alec Cooke Brody Oh pretty much haven't been working on it all right that's incredible and this is an incredible real 73 question interview that's it we did it we did it Lincoln bio all right subscribe i Liza take care", metadata={'source': 'nRafaCcfrcI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2IAz1E9Ts | [Document(page_content="hello everyone I'm Miranda sings and I have Tiffany's phone here thank you so much and I'm gonna go through her tinder profile and get her a BAE [Music] first of all I don't know how you can like this person there's faces on their faces so I don't know if this is what they look like in real life which way do I swipe right or left right if I want them this way this way someone help me laugher no oh she's right for yes left for no right for yes wait did I do always said no I meant to say is welcome William he looks cute I like that he's wearing purple he's got his hand out for you he's like come to me yes please he looks a little sad oh it's a match hey BAE oh I wanted to say banging out babe hey me I'll take your hand let's do it Winky how about the upside-down face cuz that could mean anything lead investigator at finding the chilli so like he likes to find Chili's restaurant sir Oh finding the chill I rent that wrong equally as lame okay Wow this one has a very sexy eye so I guess if I poke it I could whoa oh my god so much porn nope okay next one Michael he's 29 maybe he's a pastor maybe he's a singer like Britney Spears I'll do him okay this guy says he's 21 he is not a day over 14 years old so I would say yes Jordan this one oh we got a match at the 14 here I got it hi do you need a babysitter I'm available perfect this guy is really cute um however I think I want to date him so I'm gonna message him hopefully we'll match and then oh shoot I said no went the wrong way well that's good I don't want you to happen anyway um you can have him he's got a clear balloon that looks like a condom so Jesus protect Jamie oh you matched with Kondabolu hi Vincent's where did you get that hmmm looks suspicious he chose his profile picture to be with the MetroPCS sounds like a winner I'll match him for you this guy looks like he doesn't own a phone oh how come no one's responding to you is what I want to know I'm trying to get you a boyfriend here hi Robert looking for a boyfriend but no one is responding you're my last hope made a situation this guy looks very scary to me he looks sad let's see what's on her pictures Oh means if I can think about is like he mom he'd take this and then he's like you know would you be willing to take these pictures for him no no okay Wow oh okay now it's a yes so this guy is a local NYC Department of homeless so he's homeless do you have a home he can live in no see he does look homeless okay let me message him really quick hopefully it will match up oh you managed it but the homeless man hi do you need uh-huh are you okay aren't you hungry do you have food yes I have food okay two for one Alex you know has one picture that's suspicious swipe swipe swipe oh hey damn self-employed no thank you Brian he's got some nice facial hair but what I'm really interested in for you is the man in the back over his shoulder he is walking fine mighty fine so hopefully this count messages back I can have the man with the face hair you can have his daddy looks like we have a message someone wrote you back why are you people a little aggressive there are you a real person or a bond I'm American okay you've got some potential working for the Department of homeless services are you hitting on I think he's warning so hello beautiful eyes that one's gonna be the one yes it is I'm American he says cool wearin NYC are you living what Baraga hmm what should we tell him I'm in the same borough as his mom the same that's a good one the same one as your mom oh he got the booty booty Dave I don't like him it is Mike that's a good option for you he's self-employed he likes to dangle he what is that oh that's a dog definitely thought it was a human naked body playing on Savannah College oh of course love the way you lay on that dog let's check out this guy see being some good initials he's cute maybe he'll want to date me see me hi have you heard of Miranda sings she wants to date you", metadata={'source': '0O2IAz1E9Ts'}), Document(page_content="cute maybe he'll want to date me see me hi have you heard of Miranda sings she wants to date you there so I gotta get myself hooked up here to you know go for a selfish roberson so you're living in Long Island that's an alcoholic drink isn't it Long Island drink I don't drink so he's coming on a little too strong good yeah bye dami his name is a bad word so Robert wrote you back he said okay you're definitely a troll bye stop talking to me oh you're talking to me I'll pray for him look at this guy well I can see all the way up the shorts into the inner thigh a ladies dreamland swipe a car you can whoa the fine I prefer a fight to a Bratz we'll talk about chicken and men Simon 22 st. John's University graduated minced hello Simon Simon is for me I swanky it he likes you don't worry I will hook myself up Thomas is a little scary-looking hmm which means he might be good for you then Ben is terrifying swipe yes you're welcome Robertson is bi you are probably going to tell me to enter credit card information on some sketchy web site that's a good idea that is ask him are you telling me that you will give me your credit oh because I would like that oh you're beautiful oh hey how was your day I'm getting you the honk gums it was so great I'm a huge celebrity she is so famous and amazing Miranda sings if you tell everyone to follow her on social media I won't go on a date with you gotta get that prolong look he's interested who Robert beep you crazy lol he just called you a female dog he did which could be a compliment could be oh I don't want to see the news it's very scary okay Owen with a very big dog here's a nice smile he looks kind so no thank you Raja 23 he looks like he's always got something in his eye there his eyes look bothered here his eyes look squinting here he's got the glasses in the way he's he loves a pose he's always got a hand in the pocket what's he feeling for in that pocket we should find out I like you too it's a much good we can ask them what's in your pocket I see you camp around need help getting out Kevin 28 is that his girlfriend that little girl it's got his boyfriend I don't know I have a lot of questions got a wife couple of kids I've gotten sick of them so I hit tender when I can't take it what just kidding oh oh I feel like he's not kidding so I think hopefully will match and I can ask you about that funny life enjoy moment I'm Cory am let's be friends okay I'm not here to make friends buddy I'm here to get a boyfriend so it's a bench you're here to be friends Yeah right I'm looking for a bang mom aunt he's got a nice smile who the heck is aunt his father you think that's his daddy and think so is that his daddy or his daddy life insurance agent let's take it back to the time of face-to-face conversations this man says on an internet app great is that your daddy or yours adding either way can you share perfect on my facebook you mean like Colleen ballinger I don't even know who that is done I took a screenshot he took a screenshot of him telling everyone to follow me where's the screenshot how do I see it we need proof let me see the receipts once we get proof you got a date grow oh you up this guy wrote Bart I said hello he said oh thank you Wow riveting okay William oh snap William what's your phone number digits what's your salary texts use screenshots five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five numbers we're a peon so I think the moral the story is you have a boyfriend and it is a car and you have lots of potential people who want to date you so you're welcome did I help you today now let me know if any of the hot ones write you back because those ones were for me tell them you are not interested don't those are for me so if you're watching the hot boys from here message me slide into my dams thank you", metadata={'source': '0O2IAz1E9Ts'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r_nGjgqPE0 | [Document(page_content="home a place where i can go to take this off my shoulder someone take me home home a place where i can go [Music] after everything i witness after all of these decisions all these miles feet inches they can't add up to the distance that i have been through just to get to a place where even if there's no closure i'm still safe i still ache from trying to keep pace somebody give me a sign i'm starting to lose faith [Music] someone take me home [Music] it's been a long time [Music] look i've been through so much pain that it's hard to maintain any smile on my face cause there's madness on my brain so i gotta make it back but my home [Music] and make it home safe now tell me [Music] i found no cure for the loneliness i've found no cure for the sickness nothing here feels like home crowded streets but i'm all the alone nothing yet feels like home someone take me [Music] someone take me", metadata={'source': '2r_nGjgqPE0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1shnJT8NCY | [Document(page_content="Welcome to the show. I am Samantha Bee. Thanks to senatorial candidate\nand sophomore enthusiast Roy Moore, Republicans\nhave to ask themselves a tough question. Which is worse, electing\nan alleged pedophile or a Democrat? Accusations today that\nRoy Moore initiated a sexual encounter with a\nthen 14-year-old girl and relationships\nwith three other teenagers. --gave her alcohol, touched\nher over her bra and underwear, and guided her to touch\nhim over his underwear. Another woman coming\nforward with allegations against Roy Moore. He said, you're just a child. And he said, I am the district\nattorney of Etowah County. And if you tell\nanyone about this, no one will ever believe you. It's difficult to hear\nabout these women's accounts. But I bet if R. Kelly\nput a sick beat under it, we'd dance to it. [GIGGLING] Some sex monsters\nare still weirdly tolerated. When Senate Majority Leader\nMitch McConnell heard the news, he immediately\nsprang into inaction. Can they see me\nif I don't move? They're reporters,\nMitch, not T-Rexes. It took us three\ndays for McConnell to get out of beach\nball mode and say he believed Moore's accusers. I'm sure it was their\nheart-wrenching stories that have helped him and\nSenate Republicans remember that they never liked\nSteve Bannon's candidates, I'm sorry, I meant sexual\nassault in the first place. I think he should step aside. He should step aside. He should step aside. For the good of yourself,\nyour family, in your state, step aside. Message for Roy\nMoore, senator? Get out. Get out! After a few days to\nweigh the pros and cons, Republicans are totally\nanti-child molester-- oh, whoops, except for the\nones in Moore's own state. The women should\nbe prosecuted if they thought Moore was\npredatory and allowed him to exist for 40 years. Other than being with\nan underage person, he didn't really force himself. He would still vote\nfor Moore even if he did commit a sex\ncrime because he could never vote for a Democrat. Take Joseph and Mary,\nMary was a teenager. Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus. There's just nothing\nimmoral or illegal here. Oh, come on. I may be a dirty liberal now,\nbut I went to Catholic school. Even I know the Bible\nsays my teenage crush, sexy buff Jesus was an\nimmaculate conception. How can you call\nyourself a Christian and not know your\nhero's origin story? That's like being a Wolverine\nfan and telling everyone, you know, he got\nthose claws after he fell on a couple of hedge\ntrimmers in a tool shed. And Jim Zeigler isn't the\nonly Alabama evangelical who seems to have\naccidentally picked up the porn version of the Bible. Oh no, the three wise men\nare here to deliver a pizza. Almost 40% of Alabama\nChristians say these allegations\nwill only make them more likely to vote for Moore. I think it's just\npeople are attacking him because he, like, is a\nChristian and because that's how the world works. Am I going to believe\na lying liberal media? No. God forgives the\nfoolishness of youth. I think it's a witch hunt. We've all been young. We've all been rebellious. We've all done something. Hello, 911. I think everyone in Alabama\nmight be a pedophile. [CHEERING] Actually, Alabamans are\ngetting some support for their conspiracy theories. This week, some Alabama voters\ngot robocalls from an extremely real Washington Post reporter. Hi, this is Lenny Bernstein. I'm a reporter for\nthe Washington Post. I'm calling to find out\nif anyone at this address is a female between the ages\nof 54 to 57 years old willing to make damaging\nremarks about candidate Roy Moore for a reward\nof between $5,000 and $7,000 dollars. We will not be fulling\ninvestigating these claims. However, we will make\na written report. Whoa, hashtag fake Jews. Is that what you think\nJewish people sound like? Because it sounds like the\nPenguin fucked Fran Drescher. OK, so leaving\naside the voicemails of the elders of Zion,", metadata={'source': 't1shnJT8NCY'}), Document(page_content='Penguin fucked Fran Drescher. OK, so leaving\naside the voicemails of the elders of Zion,\nwhy does Roy Moore suddenly have so many friends? He\'s never been Mr. Popularity. When he went to Vietnam,\nhe was so disliked that even his fellow\nsoldiers wanted to kill him. Is it still called friendly\nfire if they hate your guts? What is wrong with Alabama-- OK, and also New\nYork, and Los Angeles, oh, and all the Thanksgiving\ntables where creepy uncles are still allowed.\nYou know what? Actually, this isn\'t\njust an Alabama problem. It\'s a human problem. It\'s easy to condemn\nsomeone else\'s predator, but it\'s harder\nwhen it\'s your own critically-acclaimed pervert. I can scream about\nRoy Moore all day. And I have, but it won\'t\nmatter if his own neighbors keep making excuses for him. Each community has to\nkick out their own creeps. That applies whether you\'re\nin politics, entertainment, or whatever the fuck you call\nSteven Seagal\'s profession. And it\'s hard, especially when\nthose people have the power to hire us, fire us,\nor presumably have us murdered by Russian mobsters. We\'ve made some important\nprogress in the entertainment industry, but it is not enough. Everyone in Hollywood\nis patting themselves on the back for exiling\nHarvey Weinstein, but this week the\nHollywood Reporter raved about "Daddy\'s\nHome 2," proclaiming, "Mel Gibson is once\nagain family-friendly." Because nothing\nsays family-friendly like a racist domestic abuser\nwith a drinking problem and the words daddy\'s home. So if you\'re watching from\nAlabama, first of all, go, Crimson Tide, I\'ll root for\nany football team that sounds like a really heavy period. [CHEERING] Secondly, if you want to prove\nthat your lovely state is better than liberal\nsex-crazed Hollywood, the voter registration deadline\nfor the special election is November 27. Please prove all of us Yankee\nassholes wrong about you. We\'ll be right back. [MUSIC PLAYING]', metadata={'source': 't1shnJT8NCY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB1cGaIW81I | [Document(page_content='THOUGH. >> RICKY SCHROEDER. I LOVED THAT SHOW. >> WANT TO ASK ONE OTHER QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MOM. SHE TWEETED THIS THE OTHER DAY. >> YES, SHE DID. >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- I HAVE A MILLION QUESTIONS ABOUT IT. THANK YOU TO THE ANGEL, I LOST MY FANNY PACK IN MARSHALL\'S IN L.A. ON OLYMPIC AND SOMEONE TURNED IT IN, WHAT A BLESSING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, CAN WE BREAK IT DOWN? >> Jimmy: LET\'S BREAK IT DOWN. >> FIRST OF ALL, I\'M GOING TO FIRST PREP YOU ALL. YOU SHOULD LET GO -- THINK OF THIS AS MY MOM. AND THE GRANDMOTHER OF MY SIBLINGS -- >> Jimmy: AND NOT MISS DIANA ROSS. >> NO. AND GRANDMA, MY MOM, LOST HER FANNY PACK. [ LAUGHTER ] IT\'S THE CUTEST THING EVER. AND FIRST OF ALL I KNOW FANNY PACKS ARE IN NOW. BUT SHE\'S BEEN WEARING FANNY PACKS FOR LIKE YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE HAS. >> YES. >> Jimmy: DOES SHE HAVE A VARIETY OF THEM? >> SHE HAS A FAVORITE ONE. >> Jimmy: ONE FANNY PACK? >> UNTIL THAT ONE WEARS OUT AND SHE GETS ANOTHER. >> Jimmy: DO YOU SUPPORT THE FANNY PACK? WITH MOM? >> YES. >> Jimmy: YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ] DOES IT EVEN OCCUR TO HER THAT IT MAY BE ODD THAT SHE\'S WEARING A FANNY PACK? >> NO IT\'S CONVENIENT. AND IT\'S LIKE AN OVERSIZED WALLET WITH A HANDLE. >> Jimmy: I\'M NOT QUESTIONING ITS CONVENIENCE. IN FACT, I\'M NOT QUESTIONING IT AT ALL. I WORE A FANNY PACK TO THE EMMYS THIS YEAR, AS A MATTER OF FACT. >> WAS IT A JOKE, THOUGH, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: WELL, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THE POINT OF THIS TWEET WHICH IS THE SWEETEST THING, SHE CALLED ME IN TEARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> IS SOMEONE FOUND IT AND RETURNED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE WHO THE HELL WANTS A FANNY PACK? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WILL GET -- I\'M GOING TO PUT A LITTLE -- I\'M GOING TO POP YOUR BALLOON. WHO WANTS DIANA ROSS\' FANNY PACK THAT WAS FULL? >> Jimmy: EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT\'S IN THERE? >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES SHE HAVE IN THERE? >> MONEY? LICENSE? HOW MUCH CASH DOES DIANA ROSS CARRY? >> Jimmy: I FEEL WE MISSED A BIG PART OF THIS TWEET THAT YOUR MOM\'S SHOPPING AT MARSHALL\'S. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WISH SHE HAD BEEN IN JCPENNEY WHERE MY LINE WAS, RIGHT? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD. >> Jimmy: IMAGINE HOW THE PEOPLE AT ROSS FEEL, THAT DIANA ROSS -- [ LAUGHTER ] IS SHOPPING AT MARSHALL\'S. THIS HAS GOT TO BE LIKE A STRIKE IN THE HEART. >> THEY ARE JUST LIKE, THIS IS BULL CRAP. >> Jimmy: DOES YOUR MOM REGULARLY SHOP AT MARSHALL\'S? >> I THINK IT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE. BUT MY THING WAS WHEN SHE CALLED ME, I WAS LIKE -- I DIDN\'T KNOW IT HAD ALREADY HAPPENED. I WAS LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE GOING ACROSS THE STREET BY YOURSELF? WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU? AND HOW CAN I COME MAKE SURE YOU\'RE OKAY? >> Jimmy: SHE WAS ALONE? >> NO. SHE HAD AN ENTOURAGE OF SECURITY AND PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHO SHOULD BE FIRED FOR LETTING HER FORGET HER FANNY PACK. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE A KID, LET\'S SAY MOM\'S DRIVING TO SCHOOL OR SOMETHING, ONE OF HER SONGS COMES ON THE RADIO. DID THAT EVER HAPPEN? >> I DON\'T HAVE MEMORIES OF THAT BUT I HAVE SOME REALLY AWKWARD MEMORIES AS I GOT OLDER OF FOOLING AROUND WITH SOMEONE, AND LIKE I REMEMBER THIS ONE SPECIFICALLY, LIKE "ENDLESS LOVE" CAME ON. AND THE HAND WAS LIKE JUST THERE -- AND I WAS LIKE, WHOA, DOGGY! BACK IT UP THERE, BUDDY, LET\'S TAKE A LITTLE PAUSE. LET MOM STOP SINGING. [ APPLAUSE ] THE THOUGHT IS, IS SHE WATCHING? [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT\'S A LITTLE WEIRD. >> Jimmy: SINGING "YOU CAN\'T HURRY LOVE." >> SHE\'S LIKE, "MY LOVE, GET YOUR HAND OFF HER BOOB." >> Jimmy: THIS IS A WONDERFU', metadata={'source': 'UB1cGaIW81I'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCq8mtK8J4 | [Document(page_content="♪♪♪ ♪ COULD YOU BELIEVE,\nI COULD BE DIFFERENT ♪ ♪ I'LL BE THE DIFFERENCE,\nI'LL LIFT YOU HIGH ♪ ♪ AND I UNDERSTAND,\nYOUR HESITATION ♪ ♪ MY REPUTATION,\nIT'S NO SURPRISE ♪ ♪ SO LET ME REDEFINE YOU, AND\nYOU CAN SEE THE TIDE MOVE ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE TEARS\nIN THE EYES DO ♪ ♪ AND WHEN YOU'RE\nFEELING ALONE ♪ ♪ BABY I'LL BE RIGHT HERE ♪ ♪ BETWEEN THE SEA AND SILENCE ♪ ♪ SO BREATHE EASY MY DEAR, YOU\nCAN FIND SUNSHINE IN THE RAIN ♪ ♪ I WILL COME RUNNING WHEN\nYOU CALL MY NAME ♪ ♪ EVEN A BROKEN HEART\nCAN BEAT AGAIN ♪ ♪ FORGET ABOUT THE ONE\nWHO CAUSED YOU PAIN ♪ ♪ I SWEAR I'LL LOVE YOU IN A\nDIFFERENT WAY ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I KNOW THE LOVE,\nIS SO UNFORGIVING ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN THE VICTIM,\nTOO MANY TIMES ♪ ♪ AND I'LL BE THE THREAD,\nHOLD YOU TOGETHER ♪ ♪ I'LL BE FOREVER,\nWILL YOU BE MINE? ♪ ♪ SO LET ME RE-DEFINE YOU, AND\nYOU CAN SEE THE TIDE MOVE ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE TEARS\nIN THE EYES DO ♪ ♪ AND WHEN YOU'RE\nFEELING ALONE ♪ ♪ BABY I'LL BE RIGHT HERE ♪ ♪ BETWEEN THE SEA AND SILENCE ♪ ♪ SO BREATHE EASY MY DEAR, YOU\nCAN FIND SUNSHINE IN THE RAIN ♪ ♪ I WILL COME RUNNING WHEN\nYOU CALL MY NAME ♪ ♪ EVEN A BROKEN HEART\nCAN BEAT AGAIN ♪ ♪ FORGET ABOUT THE ONE\nWHO CAUSED YOU PAIN ♪ ♪ I SWEAR I'LL LOVE YOU IN\nA DIFFERENT WAY ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ I SWEAR I'LL LOVE YOU IN\nA DIFFERENT WAY ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ I SWEAR I'LL LOVE YOU IN A\nDIFFERENT WAY ♪ ♪ VOCALIZING ♪ ♪ VOCALIZING ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪", metadata={'source': 'UuCq8mtK8J4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_5TyDFx6kc | [Document(page_content="G: Okay... G: Hey guys. My name is Grace Helbig, if you did not know, now you know. Your life is different now! I'm here with Kristen! K: Hi! G: We did a video just now on her channel, that you guys should go watch after this. K: Yes G: We made prison food. K: I don't feel good. G: I mean I would say that's why I'm dressed this way, but honestly... K: You'd wear that... G: ... normally. G: I thought Kristen would be really fun to talk through the MTV EMA's... K: Yeah... G: European Music Awards? G: I'm assuming is what that stands for. K: That makes sense. G: Sure. K: I didn't know this was a thing until now. G: I didn't know it was a thing until I saw it on Twitter. G: I don't know music. So we are going to review -this happened over the weekend- some of the red carpet fashions from the EMA's. G: First we have... Camila Cabello. K: Work... G: Is that that how you say her name? K: Camila ke-ba-ya? G: The girl that left fifth harmony. I mean... K: Hold on. G: There's a lot- there's a lot of beautiful saran-wrap seemingly happening in this photo. G: She's got a corset, but it also looks like you know those bras that you wear that are just sticky bras? G: And she's got straight-up what looks like a plastic bag wrapped around her neck. K: Honestly at the top... G: Yes. K: It looks like where you tie the bag when you're taking it out to the trash. G: The bottom half looks a little bit like grandmother's nightie, G: but she also does look like a porcelain doll so... K: True. G: Kudos. But this part just makes me feel anxious that she's suffocating. K: That's exactly what I was thinking, because I look at it as a plastic bag too, so I'm like- K: She's got a plastic bag around her neck. We all learn not to do that. G: Yeah *laughing* that's what they teach you... plastic bags are for putting anything in but your head. G: Demi Lovato! K: Oh! G: Whoah! K: Oh my god. G: She looks... K: ... so good. G: ...super badass. She looks like Demi Moore so much here. K: Yeah. G: She's a- got the long black hair. K: Yeah yeah. G: And her body and skin looks photoshopped G: But she also looks like, the sexiest like, Nantucket businessman I've ever seen. K: How can you make that sexy? G: We'd have to DM her to find out. K: True. I'Il give her that. I'll give her that. I always fear- K: open things like that because it's...it's stuck with fashion tape. Like if you sweat too much you're screwed. G: If you hug the wrong way, G: if the wind blows too hard... G: I like when girls wear masculine clothing- K: Yes, me too. G: -and make it like really sexy. G: And she really is. She always looks so angry fierce. G: But good thing that she's probably wearing really expensive shoes that we can't see. K: If she were wearing Crocs and it'd be fine. G: That would be hilarious. K: Financially responsible. G: Right? *laughing* G: Next we have Rita Ora! K: Stop! G: She hosted the EMA's... K: Okay. G: And I'm kind of obsessed with this whole look. G: She showed up like she just got out of the most elegant shower of all time. K: Oh my gosh. G: But she's wearing these insane jewels. I think she was like running late and was like I don't give a sh*t! I'm Rita Ora. G: I'm hosting the event this is what we're doing, and I kind of love this so much. K: That's where I aspire to be. G: Sexy- K: It looks good though! G: I know! That's the confusing thing, it's like, how is she wearing just a towel on her head G: and she looks so sexy? This feels like this would be the most amazing like Marriott commercial of all time. K: She's so comfy. Wow! G: She's great. Good for her. She's changed the game. K: I'm inspired G: Now I have Shawn Mendes! K: Oh my God, he looks so old. G: I know, this is when you watch sitcoms and the first season there's like a little boy on there and by the fourth season G: it's uncomfortable to watch him because he's... you're watching him go through puberty. K: And he's one of those people that use... their", metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'}), Document(page_content='he\'s... you\'re watching him go through puberty. K: And he\'s one of those people that use... their age never changes. G: Right, that he\'s in the blurry zone that you\'re like I\'m not gonna even like think about him- K: No. G: -because that\'s not a person that I should be wondering what the age is of them. K: But... K: this is cool though. The prints... G: Yeah. K: I\'m digging it. It\'s fun and distracting. G: Yes. I think this is cool, G: cause he is a musician, but he looks like he could be like a boring white boy. G: You would look at him and say that\'s like an Abercrombie and Fitch model. That person\'s not gonna be interesting, G: and then you find out that he\'s super musically talented. K: True. G: This is giving him that cool music image. K: It\'s like humble... it\'s like Susan Boyle. *record scratch* *laughing* G: Some might say Shawn Mendes is the Susan Boyle of young up-and-coming male musicians. *laughing* G: He\'s doing a stylish look without being like over the top and it still seems subtle weirdly enough. G: Now we have Haley Baldwin. K: I... I thought that was Gigi Hadid. I don\'t know people. G: She\'s friends with Gigi and all those girls. K: Fair that I got it mixed up then. G: Yes. G: She\'s at like every young person award show event and she always looks sad. K: Oh, she does looks sad. G: She always looks like her dad told her she can\'t go to prom. K: Wait is this the one that\'s dating... no that\'s....ungh....no... G: Are you having a stroke? K: Yeah... *laughing* K: Zayn from One Direction? G: No, that\'s Gigi Hadid. K: Okay, see. G: I like this dress. K: It\'s slippery. G: Yeah, she looks like she\'s got oil poured all over her, which is cute. K: Those shoes are cool. G: They\'re like choking your ankles. Chokers for your ankles. Cute! G: This is Jared Leto. K: It\'s like Dora the Explorer in a sweatsuit. G: It looks like Borat met Dora the Explorer G: and this is the final outcome. And also I think he\'s wearing what could be orthopaedic shoes, G: but I think they\'re the new Kanye West sneaker. It\'s very much like 80s prom date on the top and then like retired... G: Italian man on the bottom. K: Wow! G: That\'s I mean... it\'s a look. It\'s a combo. K: A look G: Yeah, but I don\'t hate it. G: Okay. This is Lana Del Rey. K: Oh! I really like that dress though. That\'s really cool. It screams... ... K: Gardening. G: Yeah. *laughing* K: She always just looks like she doesn\'t talk. G: But I think this dress is really cool and fun and still appropriate. K: Yes. It\'s so loud, but it\'s somehow still very like... G: compared to Rita Ora... *laughing* G: Okay, this is Liam Payne. K: That\'s a normal outfit! G: Uh... K: It\'s fine. G: It... G: ...yeah. He looks uncomfortable . K: He\'s probably sweating. G: Yeah, G: he looks like both of his arms are paralyzed, K: Yes. G: or that he just came from like skiing? G: But then also a funeral before that. K: He looks like constipated like it\'s like... K: I sharted. G: Uh, the orange is fine, but I don\'t know to me it just seems like a little disconnected. G: Did I just give an opinion about orange right now? *laughing* G: This is Charli XCX. K: I didn\'t... I never had a face to that name. G: Me neither. K: It\'s comfy. G: I mean this could be the same outfit that Liam Payne is wearing under that shirt. K: Oh my... *laughing* G: We just don\'t know G: Cute couples costume. Like a sexy mime happening right now. K: Yes. G: It\'s like crop top painting teacher. K: Painting teacher? *laughing* Art Teacher? G: Yeah! Otherwise known as an art teacher maybe? G: Okay, this is Madison Beer. G: This... is... a look. K: I can\'t stop looking at her boobs. G: I know... her boobs are pushed so high! K: And do the straps say something? G: I can\'t tell but it\'s just making me look more at her boobs. K: I think it says "Christian". G: Oh. G: Is she a Christian? Is that the messaging? But it\'s like right next to her tits? Like right up there. K: Oh! G: I\'m sure', metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'}), Document(page_content='that the messaging? But it\'s like right next to her tits? Like right up there. K: Oh! G: I\'m sure it\'s probably Christian Dior, and I\'m secretly hoping she\'s just letting everyone know that she\'s a Christian and it\'s directly next to her tits. K: Eyes here, now look at my religion. G: Yeah! *laughing* My religion is down here. How dare you. G: Uh yeah, this is Travis Scott. K: Cool jacket! G: Yeah, I can\'t tell what\'s on the jacket. G: It\'s like a jack-in-the-box, G: but like a ghoul is coming out of it. K: The pants look like the pants that you unzip at the knees. G: Yeah, they look like the pants that the kid that played D&D in high school wore. Diane: I think that Travis Scott is Kylie Jenner\'s rumoured baby Daddy. G: *gasp* K: Oh! G: Well, he looks like he just put a baby in someone. K: The rumors are confirmed! G: There you go, you heard it here first. This is what dads are wearing in 2017. G: This is Julia Michaels. K: She\'s cool looking. G: This is a confusing look because it\'s like one pant leg and then a skirt wrapped around the other one which seems like it would be very G: uncomfortable and jarring to wear. G: I have pants on but no, I don\'t. G: I also have my cooter hanging out and... K: Cooter! This looks... not breathable, but chic. G: But very chic. G: And she also looks like the kind of girl that like I want that girl to be my friend. G: She looks like a badass that would like really tear someone down if they f**ked with me. K: But then I feel like you talk to her and she\'s so nice. G: Yeah, but she looks unapproachable, and then she\'s just like so sweet. K: Now we\'re just judging her personality and not her clothes. G: And not her clothes at all. G: Okay, so this is the last one: Kesha! K: Oh! K: This is screams Tik Tok. G: Yeah! K: It screams like old, Kesha. G: Yeah, which I really like. It\'s a weird G: space galaxy unicorn cowboy look. K: Space cowboy! G: She\'s got space cowboy vibes. *music* "Take the space vibe with the cowboy, baby" K: It\'s like mermaid space cowboy. G: Yeah! G: It\'s like your aunt that lives in Texas like went off the grid and did a bunch of LSD and then came back G: and was like, this is who I am now. K: Literally. It\'s all her normal clothes, but just shiny G: Yeah. *laughing* G: She just added sequins to all of her normal clothes. K: I get it... I get life now. G: Well there we go! K: Wow... G: That was our review of the EMAs. G: Overall I think... goods and bads. K: Everybody expressed themselves and that\'s all that matters. G: Truly... G: I can\'t really say anything negative about any of it because they\'ve all put much more effort and time and thought into their looks than G: clearly I ever do...so... K: And... they\'re there and we\'re not. G: That\'s true. K: They\'re invited to these things and were sitting back just judging them because we\'re jealous. G: If you guys want to feel G: not so jealous of us eating delicious meals go over to Kristen\'s Channel G: and watch the video where we tried to make prison foods. K: It was interesting and I learned a lot about myself. G: We both should probably head to our respective homes to use the restrooms at some point in the soon future. K: Yes. G: Thank you guys so much for watching! Other than that, I don\'t know. G: Okay, this is... I forget this girl\'s name. Oh yeah, Sabrina! Sabrina Carpenter. K: Okay. G: Who apparently is a big musician... I don\'t know. K: She has a cute butt! G: Yeah, that\'s great. Moving on...', metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpt-ze_cYU | [Document(page_content="yesterday I asked you to do the impossible can you describe yourself using only emojis and the answer is kind of we'll start things off real strong with a cry for help hell yeah come on man uh this looks like every one of my weekends actually drink vom repeat garbage fire nice ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone not ch I don't like you so what I found most troubling was there was more than one minion Rock three count'em three minions roomy illustrates very nicely the plight of all youtubers did somebody say get paid get laid gatorade look you get points for creativity okay at least you spelled it out using emojis this one also gets points for spelling out who did this but I'm gonna subtract a few points just because how long did this take you man ah now here is the beautiful flag of Nepal however why didn't you create it using flags of Nepal and emoji itself this one didn't want to play the game yet somehow still played it I keep screaming but God won't answer I don't think that's an emoji remember me me big boy my life is very patrick euler look I didn't want to include this one but I didn't really have a choice okay yes somebody figured out how to do a moon truth or furry and emojis put that on a t-shirt I think I think this means you're a baby gamer which sounds like a terrible insult the hell out here a baby gamer this person illustrated the entire aging process in emojis I don't know why though this is cheating you can't use a frame from the emoji movie as an emoji even if it is a work of art let me guess you can drink beer all day but once liquor hits your lips your duns oh what's that saying beer before liquor you're bound to get sicker liquor before water your sister got hotter so somehow this person died and became a ghost I have questions hmm I think this one means you're a giant nerd the hell out of here jocks only this one's just a long list of foods and in case it was too subtle for you you nicely included obesity thank you for explaining it ah yes this is the official sign for celibacy me likey are you the silhouette or the police officer this this raises more questions than it answers all of you made a little little creature a terrifying ugly creature I think this means you're toxic I'm so sorry and finally a gun to the head now this one's a bit I got a question for you Thanksgiving is coming up and I want to ask you guys what are you thankful for [Music] please subscribe if emoji related humorous or thing also click right here to see the previous guy episode ah here's a clip what do you think will be in this year's YouTube rewind it starts with the sixth drone shot of daddy o5 dammit dabbing Garfield no Gangnam style no no I preferred the Harlem shake the tinkers rewind I", metadata={'source': 'TWpt-ze_cYU'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpapqEeb36k | [Document(page_content='So we\'re gonna work with wild pumpkins today, the way you get one is you go into the forest and take a medium length cardboard tube and just want to give it a little *pumpkin mating call/roar* I\'ll just uh give this a minute and oh here comes one! Come on! Come on, buddy! See if we get him to jump right into my hand Come on little guy There we go look at this little ragamuffin Oop! Aww So we\'re gonna get the pie crust ready here. You want to take four or five slices of whole grain bread, Cut off the crust and then gently press those into a pie shell, Just keep spinning and pressing until you get a nice smooth texture, and then brush off the extra crusticles, and there\'s your shell. So we\'re gonna take our wild pumpkin and cut the top off and slide that can out. Give it a good rinse to get the guts off it and... Get that pumpkin into a bowl, we\'re gonna throw in two bagged eggs, 3/4 a cup of white sugar this will help the pie to taste just a touch sweeter. 1/2 a teaspoon of salt, and the spices... *sigh* This part\'s uh... a little bit sad for me; when I got the recipe from my mom she said it takes 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon of ground ginger, and a quarter teaspoon of cloves or and I quote, "I use two and a quarter teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice." *sigh* Just out here trying to come to terms of the fact that I\'ve been eating the pumpkin pie of shortcuts my whole life. Here I thought my mom wasn\'t afraid to get her elbows greasy and *sigh* Now I know she just likes to take the easy way out and the sad thing about it is that if you combine these spices which is super easy and then compare it to the pumpkin pie spice... *tasting sounds* So we\'re gonna use two and a quarter teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice And we just wanna wangjangle this together really good and once you\'ve got that mixed, pouring it into another bowl is totally unnecessary. In my family we usually add the cream directly from the udder of a cow but since I can\'t fit a cow in my kitchen, I\'ve got this condiment squeezer. And I\'m just gonna squeeze the udder while I slowly mix the cream until that\'s way soupier than you would ever expect. you\'re gonna be like, "no way is this a pie filling," but guess what? you\'re wrong, it\'s a pie filling. once that\'s nice and smooth, you\'re just gonna pour that in the pie shell and make sure you don\'t go too far to the top because this is basically a bowl of water. undow\'s on four twenty fundo and we\'re gonna cook that for 15 minutes at this hot temperature so that way we can get maximum crispy crustatude. and then after 15 minutes, we\'re gonna lower that to 350 and you\'ll bake that between 30 and 45 minutes. the way you\'re gonna test this by checking for the wobble you want to just give it a hit and if there\'s still a significant wobble, that pie\'s not cooked all the way through. you want some turgidity in the resistance of the wobbliness and jiggliness of the pumpkin pie filling. That\'s how you know it\'s done, and then once it\'s done you want to leave that to sit for at least an hour if not longer, And then all you have to do is decide how you want to whip cream it. You can do the mohawk, the fluffy bed cloud, the stupid. Feel free to do the rim job. You can go with the nihilist, the volcano, or the anarchist. ♪ Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin pie get it in the season ♪ ♪when everything dies. Shove it in your face and try not to cry when you eat that pumpin\' pumpkin pie. My♪ ♪heart is sunken, shoulders slumping cause I can\'t get me a pumpkin♪ ♪PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!♪ *single drum hit*', metadata={'source': 'hpapqEeb36k'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEIP1YpFXrE | [Document(page_content="Ah first dates There's nothing like getting ready feeling those butterflies in your tummy and hoping you don't make a fool out of yourself So a little something about our first date. We actually met online Yeah, we met on MySpace And we were talking for about a couple weeks on AIM my screen name was miss twisted And I was skatessta08 So my parents never really allowed me on dates And this was the first date that my dad actually allowed me to go on So the date preceded my mom actually dropped me off I drove Because I had my own car So we agreed to meet in a very public place because I didn't know if I was going to be kidnapped by a strange old man the beard Oh cupquake, wait you weren't cupquake back, then, Oh miss twisted. How are you? What better place to meet than the movies? So I continued walking and as I look up I see this Really tall, skinny guy Walking towards me Smiling creepily, and I think I smiled creepily back I remember how nervous I was, incredibly nervous, to the point where my hands were sweating So much... And I was afraid to hold her hands. I was pretty nervous, too So we continued and went to go buy our movie tickets Which we probably should have bought earlier because the movie we wanted to see was sold out So since our movie was sold out we had to choose the next best thing Anaconda JLo, big snakes, yeah, that sounds like fun! We bought tickets we walked in and I remember thinking hey. I'm hungry. I'm gonna get myself some popcorn You want some popcorn? So we grabbed some popcorn and a giant Diet Coke I walked into the theater as the movie was playing the whole time. I was thinking to myself Oh My hand is it weird. Oh my gosh. Can I I mean should I grab it his hands right there? It's it's on the thing should we hold hands and over on my side I remember thinking oh god, okay, so we're here or we're about to watch the movies previews are done. Okay, cool movie started Oh shoot. We're not holding hands yet should I hold her hand? Wait, wait, my hands are very sweaty. They're so sweaty god Wipe them. Wipe them. They're there her hands there. I'm going for it. I did it Was very excited So no not that okay. I'm holding her hand now. What do I do next? Oh wait? Maybe I could put my arm around here. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do that let me do one of these oh Yeah, there you go, yes, I'm getting further along in this great job Mario you're doing great So we're about 20 minutes into the movie, and I'm like alright, this is going good, maybe I should kiss her now here I'm going for the kiss We did She looked away what? What oh my mind? I was thinking oh? No, he didn't he literally just went in for the kiss and it wasn't a romantic moment. I'm not gonna Let it go down like this Who does he think he is I'm not that easy He needs to work for it hmm eat some popcorn So then I thought all right Mario just collect yourself put yourself together an hour later I say to myself alright Mario. You've Mustered up the courage to do one more time. Let's see it again let's see if you go all the way come on Ready Set weed luck guys and I think this is the moment Mario 90% can I get the 10 can I get the 10? We kissed so the movie ended we headed outside still with each other hey Do you want to get some ice cream? There's a cut stone? corner Little did you know I love cold stone, and they had to contain myself We walked over to the ice cream store and Ended up getting our own We didn't share so we finished our ice cream and it's time for her to go back and I remember thinking all right I'm and really held her hand outside of the theater got a hold her hand at least one more time before she goes so I reach in to try and grab her hand as we're walking away and It was one of those awkward moments It looked like we're trying to do a handshake, but I have no idea how we're gonna grab our hands. We're gonna interlock Fingers, or we're gonna kind of just go palm it palm and the next thing that", metadata={'source': 'EEIP1YpFXrE'}), Document(page_content="We're gonna interlock Fingers, or we're gonna kind of just go palm it palm and the next thing that happened was totally unexpected I kind of giggled and laughed about it and Did this secret handshake? Squiggy wiggly Well if you're a nerd like me I used to watch a lot of cartoons and with rocket power It was a little thing that they did I was like a secret handshake And they would just twinkle each other's fingertips and say squiddy wiggity wiggity And I thought you would understand what that was But nope I didn't, but I thought it was the cutest thing ever so I was like aww, look at her She's a dork, and I like it. I was so mortified. I can't believe he didn't watch rocket power Hey, I remember you being embarrassed. Yep. You kept trying to apologize, and I said no. No that's perfectly fine I like this this Wiggity wiggity way anything of yours till this day. We still And actually he asked me to be his girlfriend right then and there hey Tiffany oh god I'm so nervous where am I gonna say how am I gonna tell hey? Well you want to be my girlfriend? Okay What she said? Yes, oh my god. I'm so excited right now like the gentleman He is he actually walked me to my mom's car where she was waiting and she met him for the first time hi, Mrs Garcia uh I'm Mario nice to meet you I was super nervous to me her mom so nervous total brownie points with the Mrs Garcia thing though You got to be proper pro tip as we go our separate ways My mom was really giddy in the car driving home asking me How it was I asked her what she thought of him, you know she said he has really soft hands And that was our first date", metadata={'source': 'EEIP1YpFXrE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pubtjn5QIjg | [Document(page_content="hello beautiful human beings of Internet I'm Lorne Elizabeth and I'm about to get you so in the Christmas spirit whether you like it or not welcome back to the channel I'm so excited for today's video not only because the Christmas content has begun but because Macy's is sponsoring this video for me to do a white elephant gift exchange holiday gift exchange friends fun things that make sense was so fun picking out these gifts I had a say in all of them which will be very obvious when you see them I have quite a few friends coming over because the more the merrier Merry Christmas oh my god amazing I'm just socks I have friends I swear not the best one to start with because it already makes me look like I don't have friends as my cousin Chloe you guys know her she's the best then we have my friend violet she runs a meme account better we have one of my other friends named Mickey and she is one of my favorite people on this planet and then we have my friend Alex you've probably seen her a lot over on also 2cv then we have my other friend from awesomeness TV Ariana she's just a lot of hosting for them and last but not least we have my friend Liza I pay her to be my friend because she's my assistant - have you ever done a white elephant gift exchange before I did in high school and it was all food like at the gift exchange but then I sometimes you get like a fake gift and you think it's something like cool and it's like a whoopee cushion if it's Lauren Elizabeth version then it's like fabulous and luxurious and perfect have you done a white elephant before no cuz I'm Jewish okay so I'm gonna explain the rules and since it's my house you don't get to actually make your own rules in the Hat our numbers and we're each gonna go around and pick a number and it's basically the order of what you get a gift now pay attention okay let's say you open yours and I opened mine and you like mine better no no you don't open it yet I know it's what are you okay this is it listen okay so you have the option to steal or open a gift so like let's say when it's your turn you get to decide do I pick a new gift or do I take Chloe's gift and then if you take Chloe's give you we were gonna see so basically you want to be the last number instead of being number one you want to be number what about my seven but like you don't get a choice you get to pick out a number you got to feel all them okay don't you can't cheat like there's no way you don't get the change I will okay okay so you get to pick your fruit you get to pick the first gift you get to like really scope it out okay I'm not gonna literally the best appliance you can have in your kitchen oh you're great okay you guys on the side right now if you want a diamond bracelet a KitchenAid mixer or something else in that pile okay [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] Wow okay don't say anything it makes so many memories I've been wanting so many yeah thank you so much for coming thank you for being in my white elephant my first legitimate one I'm really happy with how it turned out thank you so much to Macy's for making this gift exchange incredible we had such a blast and I hope it inspires you guys to go out and start your holiday shopping and do a gift exchange it's so much fun like who needs a game night when you could just do gift exchanges all you're wrong all you're wrong all year round dang it's also go to YouTube's new holidays unbox channel on youtube.com slash unbox and it is so cool so make sure you go watch that next make sure to subscribe for more videos on my channel and let me know what you want to see next in the comments below and I'll see you next time usually I cover the line", metadata={'source': 'Pubtjn5QIjg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwwTxTh5To | [Document(page_content="Hey guys, this is Austin. This is the MacBook Pro, and it is Apple's most expensive laptop. Now this is actually\ncomputer that we've edited all of our videos for the last year on. However, starting at $2,400,\nit does not come cheap. That's where Microsoft comes\nin with the new Surface Book 2. Now full disclosure. They actually did send\nthis out for review. However, as a laptop starting at $2,500, I'm curious to see how it stacks up. So I actually did a video\non the original Surface Book a couple of years ago and it\nwas a very, very weird concept. So the idea here is that\nyou're getting a computer that on the surface looks very\nmuch similar to something like a MacBook, but you can\nactually detach the screen and turn it into a tablet. Pop this guy open, and\nthe first thing we see is the well, the Surface Book itself. What really makes this\nunique is the hinge. So as you can see, when\nyou close the laptop, it actually doesn't go completely flat, and that's because, so if\nyou press the button here for a second, what you'll be able to do is remove the actual tablet. Put these two side by\nside, and at first glance, they look pretty similar but\nthere are a ton of differences. So first of all, while they\ndo have 15-inch displays each, the port selection is very different. Where the MacBook has\nfour Thunderbolt 3 ports, two on either side, the Surface instead has a single USB C paired with a Surface connector\nfor charging and docking, but importantly, it also\ntwo full-size USB A ports and an SD-card reader. When it comes to screens, it is really hard to argue\nwith either of these laptops, but the Surface is slightly sharper, with a resolution of 3240 by 2160 compared to 2880 by 1800 on the MacBook, and the Surface has the added benefit of being a touchscreen. Where the Surface Book 2 really\nexcels is in performance. So inside, it has a Core\ni7-8650U, a GTX 1060, 16 gigs of RAM, and\nanywhere between 256 gigs and one terabytes of SSD storage. With a GTX 1060 inside, this is going to be a very powerful laptop when it comes to video\nediting and even gaming. So to put things in context, a 1060 is usually what you'd find in fairly high-end gaming laptops, but one of the advantages\nof the Surface Book is that it's still fairly thin. Microsoft has updated\nthe Surface Book design since the original, so\none of the main things is is that you can now open and close it without having to put a hand\non it to sort of steady it, and the hinge feels good. So in tablet mode, you do\nget the full PC experience. So the main thing is\nyou're pretty much losing all the ports besides the headphone jack but what's cool is you\ncan actually just drop it right back on, even backwards,\nand you can have yourself a super cool, even weirder\nthan usual looking computer. It might be a bit low-key at this point, but I really appreciate the\naddition of a USB C port. So yeah, it might not be Thunderbolt, but I've actually moved\na lot of my accessories to USB C at this point,\nand it is really nice to be able to use a single\ncable to not only connect to a monitor but to get\npower into the laptop. Speaking of power, I love\nthe idea that I can use a single power adaptor\nfor not only the laptop but also my Pixel or even a MacBook. I like the keyboard. So the keys are on the stiff side, but unlike on the MacBook,\nthere's actual travel here. Now I do think I slightly prefer the way that the butterfly switches\nwork on the MacBook Pro but you're not going to be disappointed with either of these. Something interesting is that\nMicrosoft slightly tapers the middle of the keyboard\nand then it comes down on the sides, and it's kind\nof hard to see this on video, but when actually typing, what it means is that your fingers are going\nto be slightly elevated, which for me alleviates\na lot of wrist strain. The trackpad is decent. So as you'd expect from", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'}), Document(page_content="a lot of wrist strain. The trackpad is decent. So as you'd expect from\na Microsoft device, it is a Windows Precision touchpad and that means that not only do you get the additional three-fingered gestures like swiping up to pull up your desktops, but it also tracks really accurately. As good as it might be though, it can't match the MacBook Pro. This trackpad is enormous. I mean seriously, it's\nlike the size of my hand. Now yes, you can totally\nabide with the Surface, but Apple has the best\ntrackpads in the business. As you'd expect from a device\nstraight from Microsoft, there's basically no bloat in Windows, except there actually kind of is. So in a lot of laptops, this included have a few different preinstalled games such as March of Empires, Candy\nCrush, and while that's fine on a $300 laptop, when I'm\npaying over $3,000 for a laptop, I don't want to have any bloatware at all. And sure, it's easy enough to uninstall but it just feels weird\nthat they're trying to make a few extra bucks on something\nthat's this expensive. Where the Surface Book 2 really\nshines is in performance. So side by side with the\nMacBook, you can see that for shorter periods and\nsingle-threaded tasks, it does hold up pretty well, but on the multi-threaded side, you're going to lose some performance, but the real star of the\nshow here is that GPU. With the GTX 1060 inside, well, you should be using\nthis for video editing. I'm playing some Rocket League. Now I actually will say\nthat with this much power, you can play a lot more demanding\ngames than Rocket League, but even at 2560 by 1600 with\npretty much all the settings cranked up, this looks really nice. We're getting anywhere between like 60 and 70 frames per second, and because this is Microsoft, there's a little bit of\nXbox inside the Surface, as there is an Xbox One\nwireless radio built in. Now what's interesting\nabout having a GTX 1060 in a laptop that's so thin\nis that besides the battery, the base of it is totally\ndedicated to cooling it. So yes, it's a little bit loud, but no worse than most gaming laptops, and it's a lot thinner. For 15-inch laptops, battery\nlife actually isn't bad. So the MacBook should\ngo for around 10 hours, where the Surface is\nrated for up to 17 hours. Now that part of that is\nbecause it has two batteries, one in the screen and one in the base, but something to keep in\nmind with both of these guys is that when you're actually\ndoing heavier lifting such as gaming and\nespecially video editing, expect that number to be a lot less. The Surface has a pair\nof front-firing speakers in the screen and it sounds good, but the MacBook sounds phenomenal. It has two giant speakers\nbeside the actual keyboard and this is hands-down\nthe best-sounding laptop I've ever tried. When it comes to price, both of these laptops\nare incredibly expensive. So the Surface Book starts at $2,500, but that's only with a 256 gig SSD. Bump that up to 512, and you're at $2,900. The MacBook is $100 cheaper but I don't think that's\ngoing to change anyone's mind at this price point. If you can take advantage\nof the extra GPU horsepower and especially the ability to use stuff like the Surface pen, the Surface dial for maybe\nsomething like graphics work, then the Surface can make sense. However, when it comes to the MacBook, it's just a solid laptop all around. It's thinner, it's lighter, and while the touchbar\nmight seem like a gimmick, it really doesn't affect\nthe actual laptop itself, and stuff like Touch ID is\nactually really helpful to have. The Surface does have a\nwider variety of ports, but I've got to say over the last year, having four Thunderbolt\n3 ports on the MacBook has come in handy quite a bit. The Surface Book 2 might\nbe the most incredibly engineered laptop you can buy today. Everything from the hinge,\nwhich while maybe not perfect, is actually a really clever way\nof doing something like this to cramming everything you", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'}), Document(page_content="of doing something like this to cramming everything you\nneed for a full 15-inch PC into the thin screen, they've\ndone an incredible job. However, the MacBook kind\nof wins in its simplicity. Both of these laptops are available in a smaller 13-inch size,\nand in that comparison, the GTX 1050 inside the\nsmaller Surface book is a major contender with the MacBook pro. However, when you look\nat the 15-inch sizes, the Surface Book is a hard sell. So what do you guys think\nabout the new Surface Book 2? Let me know in the comments below and I will catch you in the next one.", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6xwB8Kkce0 | [Document(page_content="♪ She worked her way through\na cheap pack of cigarettes ♪ ♪ Hard liquor mixed with\na bit of intellect ♪ ♪ And all the boys, they were\nsayin' they were into it ♪ ♪ Such a pretty face on a pretty neck ♪ ♪ She's drivin' me\ncrazy, but I'm into it ♪ ♪ But I'm into it, I'm kinda into it ♪ ♪ It's gettin' crazy,\nI think I'm losin' it ♪ ♪ I think I'm losin' it,\noh, I think she said ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ Having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ It's New York, baby, always jacked up ♪ ♪ Holland Tunnel for a nose,\nit's always backed up ♪ ♪ When she's alone, she\ngoes home to a cactus ♪ ♪ And she wears a black\ndress, she's such an actress ♪ ♪ She's drivin' me\ncrazy, but I'm into it ♪ ♪ But I'm into it, I'm kinda into it ♪ ♪ It's gettin' crazy,\nI think I'm losin' it ♪ ♪ I think I'm losin' it,\noh, I think she said ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ She sits beside me like a silhouette ♪ ♪ Hard candy drippin' on\nme 'til my feet are wet ♪ ♪ And now she's all over me,\nit's like I paid for it ♪ ♪ It's like I paid for it,\nI'm gonna pay for this ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ Hey ♪", metadata={'source': 'K6xwB8Kkce0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkhR9z6pAMs | [Document(page_content="welcome to this episode of bass we're insider news.com it has been confirmed malee music and Jennifer Hudson are collaborating on a song the industry has been speculating about this for months but it wasn't until Mally music released a simple tweet a few days ago that simply said I can finally say a short yes me and I am Jay HUD are doing a song together because hashtag is no fun alone okay so we don't know what that hashtag means it could be the name of the song or just how he feels so yeah thanks so much we hear making good music and I love support and y'all look forward to everything that's going to be happening top of the year so good time Mali is 2013 let's go at the end of the day the two are going to make some incredible music this is Tameka hall for cosplay insider news calm now that you know the good news don't forget to spread", metadata={'source': 'KkhR9z6pAMs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_SJgw5MVFY | [Document(page_content="♪ OH OH OH OH\nOH OH OH OH ♪ ♪ PICK YOURSELF\nUP OFF THE FLOOR ♪ ♪ VOICE WON'T BE\nSILENCED ANYMORE ♪ ♪ THESE WINGS WILL SOAR ♪ ♪ STRUGGLE TO\nOPEN YOUR EYES ♪ ♪ SWOLLEN FROM ALL\nOF YOUR CRIES ♪ ♪ LOOK TO THE SUNRISE ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW THAT THE\nWEIGHT IS PULLING YA DOWN ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T COME ALL THIS\nWAY TO LET LOVE DROWN ♪ ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, TRY\nTO STAY ABOVE THE WATER ♪ ♪ BUT MY HEART\nKEEPS SINKING ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU, ♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH OH\nOH WHOA OH ♪ ♪ LIFTED THE VEIL,\nWE'RE ALL SINNERS ♪ ♪ CROWNED THE\nDEVIL A WINNER ♪ ♪ AND YOU TELL ME THAT,\nIT'LL BE JUST FINE ♪ ♪ SCARIER THAN\nANY BAD DREAM ♪ ♪ CAN'T WAKE UP\nFROM HIS REGIME ♪ ♪ SO DON'T TELL ME TO\nSIT DOWN AND DINE ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW THAT THE\nWEIGHT IS PULLING YA DOWN ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T COME ALL THIS\nWAY TO LET LOVE DROWN ♪ ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, TRY\nTO STAY ABOVE THE WATER, ♪ ♪ BUT MY HEART\nKEEPS SINKING ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE,\nWHERE DID YOU ♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH OH\nOH WHOA OH ♪ ♪ EXCUSE MY\nPESSIMISTIC TONE ♪ ♪ I NORMALLY\nCAN DO BETTER ♪ ♪ BUT THE BATTLE TO\nKEEP MY LIGHT BURNING ♪ ♪ SEEMS HARDER\nTHAN EVER ♪ ♪ THESE WALLS OF HATE\nWILL SUFFOCATE ♪ ♪ AND ONE BY ONE\nWE WILL DEFLATE ♪ ♪ SO THIS I CRY\nAND THIS I PRAY ♪ ♪ OUR CARD WILL TRUMP\nAND YOU WILL BREAK, OH ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE,\nWHERE DID YOU,♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH\nOH OH OH OH ♪ ♪♪♪", metadata={'source': 'C_SJgw5MVFY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KT1UCsOE74 | [Document(page_content="Justice League is finally here the movie in which Batman the flash cyborg Wonder Woman and Aquaman team up to fight against Steppenwolf we've already had movies with Wonder Woman and Batman in the DC extended universe but this is the first time we're really getting a good look at the flash Aquaman and Cyborg as most people know this film went under a very difficult production when Zack Snyder's daughter tragically committed suicide he had to step away from the production and Joss Whedon came in and did very extensive reshoots and rewrites henry cavill was working on Mission Impossible 6 at the time and had a mustache that they had to digitally remove for all of said reshoots because I guess a ton of reshoots and rewrites is just the Hollywood norm nowadays so how is Justice League well I can say this it's it's definitely a lot more consistent than I thought it would be for a film that is kind of directed by two people it does feel like one person directed this movie it's more consistent than I thought rogue one was in tone then certainly more consistent than Suicide Squad but it doesn't really feel like a Zack Snyder movie and I've seen all of his films this is the least zack snyder EO of all of the films that I've seen him direct and that could be for one of two things it could be that he has decided that he's going to make a more lighthearted film with a little less baggage or Joss Whedon has more of a stamp on this film than we're being led to believe whatever the reason this is a surprisingly light-hearted movie I would even go as far as to say it's a little fluffy and I'm not really necessarily saying that's a bad thing this is a easy enjoyable wash it's two hours in one minute and that's including credits this is due to a mandate that was sent out by Warner Brothers forcing the filmmakers to not make a film over two hours this can also be difficult with this movie because we're trying to introduce people like cyborg and the flash and Aquaman characters that were only briefly referenced and sometimes briefly seen in other DC EU movies and so they have to set up this team somehow get Superman back into play and set up Steppenwolf and have an actual movie that makes sense in two hours and due to that this movie can feel rushed character intros especially for people like the flash we've basically seen his character intro in the very first trailer it's so brief he's very excited to work with this team because he doesn't have any friends he doesn't have anything else to do it's funny it's very Barry Allen and I thought Ezra Miller was great as the flash I've been waiting ever since I was a kid to see the flash in a big screen movie so it was a huge delight to see the flash brought to life so well by Ezra Miller and some terrific special effects the Speed Force was extremely exciting and Aquaman was entertaining I liked Jason Momoa quite a bit as the character I thought he was funny he was likable and that's definitely the vibe they're going for here they are trying to do a course correction and be a little less serious and try to be more lighthearted and more fun and that's very clear when you watch this movie because as I said it is a little fluffy and when I say that I just mean that it's just kind of easy to watch and it doesn't feel like you're carrying anything with you while you do it which can also make the film feel a little disposable once you've seen it and some of this is due to Steppenwolf they try to take time to set up Steppenwolf and make you understand his backstory there's an excellent sequence onthe mascara where he is trying to obtain one of the mother boxes and all of the Amazonian warriors are trying to keep him away from it it's one of the best action scenes and one of the most exciting action scenes in the movie but as a villain I found him very weak because he's basically a big CGI monster in this movie and you never really feel as if he is a presence or", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="he's basically a big CGI monster in this movie and you never really feel as if he is a presence or something really to fear because this movie is very light hearted and that can be a big problem the sense of urgency the sense of fear the sense of realism is pretty much out the window you don't really feel like this is actually something you're supposed to be afraid of Steppenwolf he's such a CGI creation and he's so weak from a characterization point of view that I never really gave a [\xa0__\xa0] about him during the finale they're all battling in this sort of ghost town were not too many people live but there are a fair amount of people there they make that clear but they choose to only show one family throughout the entire film they constantly cut back to this family and you see they have kids and a mom and a dad and it's just this one family that you see and so you never really feel like people are in danger they only focus on this one family through the entire finale and so you just don't really feel like anyone's in real danger it's just a really pretty movie and you can be excited while watching really awesome superhero stuff happen and I'm not saying that in a derogatory sense I like me some superheroes I have my entire life and so anytime I can see some of my childhood heroes quite literally battling it out on the screen I'm excited to be there and I was excited to see Justice League and I think overall this is an enjoyable watch I wouldn't say it's a complete course correction but I would say it's a step in the right direction it is very rushed though as I said for instance cyborg betrayed by ray Fisher very well I might add I think ray Fisher as good as this character he is one of the most difficult characters to get across here because his backstory is very murky in the film I mean I know what it is in the comics but I have to always separate that I have to realize that this is a movie and the majority of the audience that goes to this movie like the general public who just wants to go see the Justice League they probably haven't read too many of the comics and so here we get some hints and some backstory explained as to what happened but cyborgs position on this team just basically ends up being the guy who interacts with things he touches things he reads technical readouts and he tells people what they need to know and he doesn't really do that much he has an integral thing that he has to do and he has to be there to make something work but just because he stands there interacting with something for ten straight minutes it's just not very exciting and I wish that cyborg had more to do than just be the guy who reads files and touches things gal gadot as Wonder Woman of course is great I loved her film she was one of my favorite parts of this movie as well Ben Affleck once again really strong as Batman and Bruce Wayne I've been on his side since before BBS even came out and he was great once again Henry Cavill as Superman this is my favorite Superman has ever been in the DC EU when he appears it's so awesome they really did some cool stuff with Superman and I won't give you any spoilers away but the things that they did it really made me happy as a longtime Superman fan and I think most Superman fans are gonna be happy with the way he's portrayed here and yeah in a few shots you can definitely tell the mustache has been digitally removed but I wonder if he really would have known if it wasn't so widely purported because everything now involving comic-book movies or Star Wars is a news article or a clickbait headline and so I if we didn't know we might not notice but now that we know you can kind of look in a few shots and be like that's definitely a cgi upper lip but it's not the kind of thing that would tank a movie it's just noticeable in a few scenes but again my biggest issue with this film is that it does feel rushed and I think if you delete the production issues", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="issue with this film is that it does feel rushed and I think if you delete the production issues and just not even think about that I think I would boil it down to Warner Brothers mandate that it has to be two hours or less because there's so much they're trying to do here and they don't have enough time to do it Barry Allen's setup is very very small as is Cyborg's they just don't give you enough time to really appreciate some of these characters and they're entertaining they're likable they save funny things and so you can kind of get behind them and appreciate watching this but there just wasn't as much depth in the team as I wish there could have been when you have to put certain things into a movie to set up other films and that's the only reason it really fits into this movie you're gonna get into some messy plot points and you're gonna get into some things that don't really work and that's the biggest issue of all cinematic universes something else I would have liked to have seen is a little more squabbling amongst the team more character confrontations things that they disagreed on because the scenes in which characters on the Justice League fought or disagreed I thought were some of the best in the entire film but it's brushed over so quickly to get to everyone battling Steppenwolf and a big red green screen area and I wish that there was just more character confrontations because that would give us more depth on the team it would give us more reasons to feel like they are separate entities trying to work together not just one big team that has one goal I think where you can tell the most that two different people have directed this movie and that there's been rewrites is that scenes don't always flow with a natural momentum scenes come and go and they feel like contained moments like a clip you might watch on YouTube that's really cool like ooh I want to watch that scene where Batman does that or I want to watch that scene where flash does this and it doesn't always feel like it creates a whole picture and this is the kind of thing that I have to remember because I'm such a huge fan of all these characters but I'm also someone who loves to examine film and this is not a comic book you know I know a lot of these characters backstories and I can look at this movie and I can fill in the gaps that are not in the movie I can say well I understand what Steppenwolf is doing here because I know what they're hinting it or I understand why that person's in the movie because I know what they're hinting at or oh that's cool they did that because I remember that from issue whatever but most people who go to this film aren't going to connect those dots and so some people will go to this movie and be a little murky on plot details and not quite understand what certain characters are talking about or what Steppenwolf is trying to do and that's understandable and I have to recognize that as a huge comic book fan but also as a huge film fan because there's two differences here and this is one of the biggest issues that I think any film adapted from any source material whether it's a novel a video game or a comic book has to face is how can we tell this story for an audience that has no idea who these characters are except for what they know from pop culture and justice league has some issues with that I think hardcore comics fans are going to get and appreciate a lot of the references more than general audiences will and since I love comics and I love these characters I found myself smiling for the most part this is a movie that I have enjoyed a lot more than some of the other DC EU films I think that it is light-hearted and entertaining but it doesn't really feel like it sticks with you that much it is a little bit disposable in the long run I can say that overall I have breached the gap and I am on the positive side here but it still got a lot of work and if there is an extended", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="gap and I am on the positive side here but it still got a lot of work and if there is an extended version it could improve some things because I don't really look at this movie and see one giant glaring flaw it's just totally very messy and it feels like a lot of thing are happening at once and it's villain is very very weak he's just a big strong guy that punches things and beyond that you can't really get that much more out of him but it's the chemistry between these actors the camaraderie amongst them all the dedication from all of them as well as the fact that this movie understands that this is supposed to be entertaining this is supposed to be exciting for people who have wanted to see this for a long time and it also is a little bit self-aware certain characters that wouldn't normally tell a joke do and that might be Whedon sometimes he likes to do that with comic book characters that are very macho he likes to kind of bring them down to earth a little bit and have them say something humorous and you're like okay that's a person behind that mask and that works all that being said it is a little sad though that to make a film that it seems like more people are going to enjoy than the others they had to make it a little more disposable so I'm curious what that actually says about comic book movies can you have it both ways can you make a comic book movie that's very serious and yet somehow still be very entertaining yes you can we've seen it done but have we gotten so saturated with comic book films at this point that we need one to be kind of fluffy to appreciate just something to think about I'm gonna give Justice League a b-minus I plan on seeing this one again I'm not gonna rush out and see it instantly but I do think that they are heading in a good direction guys thank you so much as always for watching as always if you liked this you can 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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkOHavUH_A | [Document(page_content="hey Gras kites I know you're all probably getting ready for Thanksgiving but today we're gonna grok why I don't like Thanksgiving number one reason why I don't like Thanksgiving excessive excess the American emphasis for pretty much every single holiday is drinking copious amounts of alcohol and in the case of Thanksgiving eating copious amounts of food I'm sorry to be such a debbie downer about the whole thing but I don't think there's anything appealing about a holiday where you eat so much that you're gonna explode and that's what you say like oh I ate so much I was gonna explode then I have to take a nap but then I woke up and ate some more it doesn't appeal to me and I don't want to hear all the creative ways that you made yourself full the following days with making omelets with the turkey and sandwiches with the turkey I'm just I'm a Scrooge about it I don't like it number two reason I don't like Thanksgiving that poor turkey I don't like the tradition of killing a bird that in most cases has been genetically modified so that it's so big that it can't even stand up and then you lay its carcass on a tray and you carve it up and then you eat it I don't like that tradition I don't want that one and I know you think you vegans ruin everything so you know what I think your tradition of killing an animal and laying its carcass and eating the skin and the flesh of it like the book I think it's gross that ruins it too hey we both ruined everything number three Jewish Thanksgiving because the bulk of the major Jewish holidays happen in the fall I who literally just came out of like a three month session of cooking and cleaning and planning menus and eating leftovers there's even a specific Jewish holiday called suka s-- which is actually Jewish Thanksgiving it's literally a Harvest Festival we all of the same things that we would eat at Thanksgiving - turkey and considering that I am a very hardworking divorced mom with no nanny and no housekeeper and no chef I'm just over it I'm over the cooking and the cleaning and the and the leftovers I'm over it done number four history is written by the winners I grew up coloring pictures of Pilgrims and indigenous people of the Americas we called them Indians when I was a child having this beautiful joyous Thanksgiving meal together there was corn turkey and pumpkins and a cornucopia stuff pouring out on the table everybody's having a great time the truth is European invaders came to this land took it from the indigenous people raped pillaged gave them all sorts of diseases called it their own and desecrated a culture it is one of the grossest examples of genocide in recent history and much as I don't want to think that Thanksgivings about that it's really hard for me to not think about that when I think about Thanksgiving so I basically think of it as a harvest festival and I leave it at that just so you don't think I'm a total failure at this Thanksgiving joy life thing here are two things that I really do enjoy about the Thanksgiving season number one the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade I literally never knew until I was like 35 years old that the entire purpose of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is to have Santa come at the end and announce it's time to start shopping for Christmas I didn't know I literally did it though I just liked the floats and the dancers and seeing all the ways that the costume departments have to come up with creative ways to keep dancers warm when it's freezing outside in New York last year at the parade one of the Rockettes fell down while he was dancing and she didn't get hurt I don't want anyone to get hurt but I'm one of those people who laughed when people told number two an attitude of gratitude learning the true meaning of being thankful is something I return to every single year on Thanksgiving I am really grateful for the abundance in my life and to be surrounded by people who I love who seem to love", metadata={'source': 'AJkOHavUH_A'}), Document(page_content="grateful for the abundance in my life and to be surrounded by people who I love who seem to love me back we all contribute to cooking and setting the table and cleaning up and sometimes you play a board game or sometimes we take a walk I make this pie that only my ex-husband likes I make cookies that everyone likes and we go around the table and we ask everyone to say something they're thankful for and it's sometimes obnoxious and everybody rolls their eyes at me but some really beautiful moment can come out of asking people to communicate directly and honestly with the people that they are closest to about something that they're thankful for it can be really profound and I'm very grateful for any opportunity for profundity especially this Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving everybody thanks for watching subscribe and leave your comments below I'm thankful for you", metadata={'source': 'AJkOHavUH_A'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pbCuFxRuqs | [Document(page_content='Today\'s video is sponsored by Anker. For deals on the latest USB-C chargers including one that can charge a MacBook and a chance to win a ton of different prizes Including an iPhone X. Check out the links below. The iPhone X ["TEN"] (said like this throughout the whole video except where noted), it\'s not perfect, but it is really good. Yo guys, Jonathan here and today I am diving deep into the iPhone X both the good and the bad, and if you picked one up I would love to know what your experience has been so far. So with the iPhone X, there are a couple key, elements that make this phone what it is. The first of which being the display. It\'s a 5.8 inch OLED panel with a classically weird Apple resolution of 2436 by 1125 and weird numbers aside it looks Really good. I think any doubt or concern with the display not being bright enough has been put to rest It\'s super bright the colors are extremely accurate and honestly the display is one of the most enticing features of the iPhone X. Now for the million dollar question of "Is there any blue shift?" And yeah, if you look for and you tilts it off access you will definitely see a little bit of that. It is by no means Pixel 2 XL status, but there\'s no denying if you\'re a little tilt and shift crazy you are gonna see a little bit of blue. Now the reason Apple is able to squeeze so much screen into the iPhone X because Of what is probably The biggest change to ever come to the iPhone and that is the omission of the home button. It is completely gone. Honestly, I got used to this and adjusted to it way Way faster than I thought I would no joke every time I pick up a phone that is not the iPhone X, I find myself Wanting to swipe up to go home. Now for the most part this works incredible And I don\'t find myself missing the home button, but there are a couple dumb things. One is Control Center. That used to be a one-handed move Where you swipe up and that\'s how you access Control Center, but now you got to swipe down all the way on the top. Right and most of the time to comfortably do that you need to use two hands. Conversely, You can enable reachability Which is not enabled by default, so pro-tip head in to Settings > General > Accessibility Once you have it enabled you can access for reachability by doing this really Really precise swipe down at the bottom edge of the phone It\'s definitely easier than having to reach all the way towards the top right of the phone and then swiping down But it\'s still two steps, and I don\'t think it\'s a foolproof solution. Now, I know Snazzy Q is busting out of the seams and has this well thought out to elaborate solution to this But I would also love know what you guys think is a better alternative to this weird Control Center option We have now. From there the other slightly dumb thing That\'s not really a huge deal is how you exit out of apps before all I used to do is open up multitasking and swipe Up and that was it Now once, you\'re in the multitasking window you actually got to hold the app wait for that little minus icon And then you can swipe out and exit out. Yeah, it\'s not the biggest deal in the world and before anybody yells at me I totally get it technically you don\'t have to exit of apps, but for me It\'s just kind of one of those unnecessary Two-step movements. Now with the lack of home button, the way You enable Siri is by one saying Hey [Siri], Not gonna say that and trigger your phone or two Holding the side button. Now one slightly annoying thing is if you have Do Not Disturb enabled, unless you are in Control Center There is no way to know that it\'s on whether you\'re in the lock screen or actually in the phone There is no icon in the top right-hand corner Which makes it super easy to forget that it\'s on. Now from there that kind of leads into the next Controversial thing with the iPhone X that is the notch. Initially every Mostly angry tech fans on Twitter seem to hate it Honestly though', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content='is the notch. Initially every Mostly angry tech fans on Twitter seem to hate it Honestly though the notch really isn\'t a big deal like 95% of the time I don\'t realize it\'s there. The only time I do notice it is when I\'m watching Widescreen video because the way that\'s formatted that notch is creeping its way in there And there is nothing you can do about it. Now the flip side of that for most YouTube videos that are in 16:9 you are not seeing the notch whatsoever. Yes, you can zoom in, but for the most part That\'s not the optimal viewing experience because you are chopping off heads #PrayForLamarr Over the weekend both Kevin Kenson and Austin Evans dropped some Incredible looking widescreen video and watching those back on the iPhone X, it kind of got me thinking Is this the future of content especially with more and more of these phones headed in that direction? the video you are watching right now is also in widescreen so if you\'re watching on an iPhone X or Galaxy S8 I would love to know how it looks on your phone Next is FaceID that feature that anyone anti-Apple deep down really wanted to fail, but it actuality It was really well done and well executed. Just like the iPhone X FaceID isn\'t perfect But it\'s really good for me. It has to have worked like 98% of the time there really hasn\'t been too many times where it\'s failed. It absolutely works at night, in the dark, whether you\'re in a car. I\'ve been in planes where it\'s worked flawlessly. On the opposing end of that spectrum. It\'s worked great outdoors, in sunlight with glasses on, with a hat on. The only time I\'ve ever really had trouble with it is in the middle of the nights when I wake up. I got one Eye closed and then it kind of trips up but for the most part It\'s worked really well, and I haven\'t really missed TouchID. I think where FaceID really shines is for password based applications especially when you\'re browsing online you\'re already looking at the phone So it kind of becomes this instant thing that you don\'t really think about The other pro with FaceID in the case where your hands are wet or it is crazy cold outside And you\'re forced to wear gloves Yes, the same argument could be made with FaceID in the situations where it doesn\'t work, but overall as a whole I think it\'s a step in the right direction Hasn\'t slowed me down at all. Now because of all that tech required for FaceID that is also yielded Animojis I guarantee you by now You\'ve probably seen some an Animoji Karaoke in your feed, but I want to give a shout out and some credit to Mr. Snazzy Q for the best one on the internet right now I kind of wish I had a dollar for every time someone said "The iPhone X [Ecks], the thousand dollar emoji machine. One, It\'s an Animoji and two, it\'s kind of fun man. So are Animojis is the sole reason why you would buy an iPhone X? Absolutely not. If you want to use them, they\'re there, but if you don\'t, no one\'s forcing you song- what does the fox say God, I remember that now as far as performance that A11 Bionic chip inside the iPhone X is no joke. Everything from Multitasking to gestures to gaming is buttery smooth. Now with all that power one area where the iPhone X and even 8 and 8 Plus For that matter excels at and are kind of in a league of its own is AR It\'s still really early in terms of the development of apps and games, but there\'s some pretty incredible stuff out there And if you own an iPhone X or 8 or 8 Plus and haven\'t checked out augmented reality yet It is a lot of fun. I will say it\'s worth mentioning This is the exact same chip also found in the iPhone 8 and 8 Plus so it\'s kind of a testament to their performance as well', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content='But as far as smartphone performance goes it is not even close right now. 3, 2, 1... "But the iPhone X doesn\'t have as many cores as..." Clearly it is not about the cores because there is some insane performance Coming out the iPhone X as well as the 8 and 8 Plus. So now that we\'re fired up and before anyone asked. What about the iOS bugs? Why did I have to bowl? Yes, performance on the iPhone X is incredible, But there is no denying iOS has been a little weird especially No one can forget that weird stupid. "I" glitch where you typed an "I" and it autocorrected it into some weird characters and a question mark Someone singing... I think. It has been since updated and fixed But it was out there for a long time and honestly that was one of the weirdest, dumbest, most annoying bugs I\'ve ever dealt with on a smartphone so to say the iPhone X has been an overall smooth experience isn\'t quite the case From there shift into some positive, the camera in the iPhone X has been incredible. Again, this features dual lenses, a wide-angle and a telephoto lens, But the big thing here is that telephoto lens now features optical image stabilization. Now we first saw this dual lens with OIS on the Note 8 It\'s something the iPhone 8 Plus does not have and it definitely makes a difference. The biggest thing I\'ve noticed jumping from wide-angle to telephoto is that you\'re getting a much more consistent image in terms of low light and low light performance Portrait mode in terms of the rear facing camera is excellent I think Apple does a really great job with this. As a whole there really isn\'t much to complain as far as the camera goes on the iPhone X. Images are crisp, they\'re sharp, they\'re vibrant, they\'re saturated. Now as far as the front-facing camera goes I would say it is equally as impressive as the rear camera my only real gripe with it Portrait selfies. Regular selfies look great; lighting, color, skin tones. My only complaint is I wish it was just a little wider something I\'ve always liked on Samsung phones, but as far as those Portrait selfies go it just seems like it\'s not quite there yet. The actual image quality and skin tones and color all look great, but for whatever reason it seems to have a real hard time with both hair and in my case Ears where it just doesn\'t get those correctly. With the Pixel 2, the images sometimes over sharpened whereas with the iPhone I much prefer the more natural look so if we could somehow combine both these elements That would be amazing now. I think the Pixel 2 might have the slight edge on the iPhone X as far as photos Go there is no comparison in terms of video. The color, the ability to go up to 4K 60 frames per seconds The image stabilization on the iPhone X is second to none. You have slow motion at 1080p, up to 240 frames per second which is ridiculous Music playing... So if you use your phone to capture and create video, the iPhone X is kind of in a league of its own as far as that goes. From their notable mentions, battery life on the iPhone X has been surprisingly good. It\'s not as good as something like that from 8 Plus or 7 Plus for that matter, but it is definitely better than both the iPhone 7 and 8. For me I\'ve been averaging about 6 to 8 hours of usage, so getting through day is not a problem whatsoever. The stereo speakers in the iPhone X yeah, they\'re not gonna blow your mind But I do enjoy having that feature and it does make a difference over phones that don\'t have stereo speakers. As a whole I think The iPhone X is the best and most exciting thing Apple\'s put out in a very long time. I\'m excited to see where this goes in the future not only with Apple specifically, but with the smart phone game as a whole. What I\'m saying is that it\'s a great time to be alive in terms of smart- phone technology and technology in general right now. The iPhone X is definitely a part of that. I\'ve enjoyed it Hopefully enjoyed this video if you do', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content="The iPhone X is definitely a part of that. I've enjoyed it Hopefully enjoyed this video if you do and you're feeling like being awesome make sure to go Batman on that Like button, this is Jonathan, and I will catch you guys later.", metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmoknv58jjE | [Document(page_content="hey i'm bringing in groceries real quick but uh disclaimer real quick please watch the whole video try not to cringe too hard please do not try anything we tried we shouldn't have tried it but try not to comment mean stuff about how stupid we are and uh yeah enjoy well rose this is goodbye all my stuff's getting packed up right now guys all my shoes are gone all my stuff's off my dresser that big thingy my picture my stereo all my pillows are gone all i really have left is the bean bag and dom is here he's moving in when i move out yeah i'm moving in [Music] if you guys don't know dom he is from the meetup and i'm not moving gotcha i would never do that to you rose but i am getting new carpet today in my room and all this stuff's getting moved out we got to move my bed all the rest of my furniture all of my stuff is currently in my bathroom and my closet is it's so bad the entire bathroom is just completely full but you got to do what you got to do and then i'm probably never going to put this stuff back in my room i already know i'm going to be way too lazy to move all this stuff back in and we got new carpet in here they're definitely not going to know what difference why am i making a big deal about this it's softer okay it's like a centimeter longer than the other there's the old carpet here's the new carpet but dom drove here with two of his friends they both do flips they're amazing at flips they drove here in an rv they've been driving across the country the other two guys are brothers their name is jack and bailey should we go say hi let's go say hi oh my god that thing's huge feeder cold feet are cold feet are cold no what oh what's up jack she's naked don't film her either [\xa0__\xa0] clothes on dude this is a sweet rv maya master bedroom this is uh this is a flat screen tv we had guns in there um right here we got a pair of the newest gucci shoes that are out you're sick yes it's the rainbow that's for his brother right and then bailey sleeps up on the bunk bed whoa dude this is the legendary bag just like a table so you want to eat guys i want an rv now screw the lambo uh i installed a sub in here like two days ago no way your rib tattoo is almost as cool as mine oh he's got one too you're the only one jack oh this one's never going away i've had this before they've had their [Music] the table flips into a bed the couch flips into a bed and this is just sweet oh my god i didn't even say it what is going on guys today we're back and today hope you guys are all having a great day you guys already know we are back in kansas and i'm planning on staying here till christmas i want to make good vlog content for you guys throughout the holidays hi bro are we cooking up breakfast yeah bacon and eggs baby it's all about health that's why i have a red bull i wish we had the foam pit right now for these guys because they're insane they would be throwing triple backflips sadly we have like 50 foam blocks and those are covered in blood the carpet guys are here have fun i hate moving that bean bag oh my god you made it look effortless maybe i'm just push well i was going to take a shower but half of it's gone we got even more stuff in here looks like i'm going upstairs to my mom's but wait we have the same thing going on like yeah his is red mine's brown mine actually started out red and then it turned brown when i was like at the age of six dude the carpet guys are listening to some good jams this is from friends wondering what clothes to wear and they're almost done and since this isn't a mole like i'm about to put on some makeup i don't even care i'm about to own it i'm sneaking up into tristan's room i'm guessing it's just this one with this one hey guys it's tristan and welcome back to my youtube channel now we are sexy and we can carry on with the rest of the day better put this back so i don't get screamed at until tomorrow when tristan watches this luna you haven't been in the", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="so i don't get screamed at until tomorrow when tristan watches this luna you haven't been in the vlog come here come here come here what are you doing yeah good girl so we have big plans for today i hope you don't die about a fly over the car but right now we will get an early morning warm-up trampoline session for the day i wear my shoes yeah yeah no well actually no take them off i'm kidding i was kidding [Music] my [Music] so yeah we got this idea it was his idea not mine for bailey to actually flip over my ra like straight on he's done it from the side like right over here before and he's made it over a corvette he's super good he tells me not to worry but i don't want to kill a guy in my car today it's a big fat maybe right now like like the height comparison it probably goes up to my nipple so he's gonna have to go up like four feet this car is actually taller than my sister so it's gonna be a challenge for her to try to leap above the height that she grew from the earth we'll see he calls his brother his sister by the way fuel up so i can flip over this 8r bruh i hope you know what you're capable of we are going to eat our freddy's frozen cheeseburger luna not you not you and then we are going to the road by my grandma's house you guys know the road we will have an easy straight road perfect shot at this and no trips to the hospital today i don't think this guy knows that we're about to flip over a car well he is but still tristan's pulling up with the other two and uh i don't know if i want to drive like i'm obviously the most experienced driver it is my car dom might be driving i might be driving we'll do a ton of practice runs don't worry guys i think we're good i'm hyped for you i want to know how this is going to be an exhilarating event in this brisk cold weather she doesn't know either by the way this little one might yeah she might look at her she's happy she's like he's gonna do it you're about to head out you going somewhere just to get the mail yeah how are you good that good yeah love you love you too bailey nice to meet you young oh thank you thank you hello guess who's about to be flipping over my car i don't know it's not me it's my sister my sister's not going to flip over fly today he's got the red bull he's going to be doing a round off you know what a round off is yeah yeah he's going to do that like that's his normal standing backfield height oh there he is my buddy here is about to flip over my car yeah good good good you've been to south carolina no yeah not much to do today never been to kansas yeah we have two it's really ironic that we are doing this right by a cemetery they're actually there's people digging right now like this is actually not okay okay so we're gonna have to be careful nearest hospital about an hour we're gonna get the practice runs going let's tell your prayer real quick he's got it a marker where i should take off every time um i think well that actually was high yeah that was pretty high i've been trying bro ah i'm telling you i think you got it i'm like i'm not even scared for you we'll do more practice runs the guy in the truck's like i want to watch this he knows what we're doing good thing the graveyard's closed because then we don't have to take them very far this is going to be my takeoff marker i hope this wasn't meant to be over there yeah it probably was right here practice number two let's get it all right so uh this is sharks angle we're just checking out it looks like my sister i think i've said that oh yeah i don't think she would have made that one she better make the actual one let's uh let's do more practice more practice practice makes perfect he's done double back flips on concrete guys i think we're ready you wanna do one more just go for it yeah we're gonna go for it right now go for it all right we have 911 on call right now what was that three practice runs yeah three practice rounds and every time was", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="on call right now what was that three practice runs yeah three practice rounds and every time was perfect [Music] my god trust me my head didn't hit me no you are no you're good oh my gosh oh my gosh it's just my legs sore but it's not like nothing dude it's broken right now we're good lay down look at your leg that did not work [Music] oh we're good you're good good good okay you're completely fine again yeah oh no i'm done but thank you like which one hit it dude they're good you're good slide them back look at your [\xa0__\xa0] my feet are busy already as you might have guessed we're not trying that again i'm telling you i landed like best case scenario rolled out yeah you're right that was awesome i looked back in the uh the mirror and i saw you roll i was like thank god he's like wait till my mom's done my mom is literally going to cry oh my gosh dude my angle holy did like a double dude he's just laughing and we're watching this back oh i hope you know you just did basically a double layout on congress did it double lane people tell me to do it i just did it i was going straight on with him and i went off to the side because i was like nope don't call my mom back my mom just called i have to call her back no don't tell her anything follow her back but don't tell me what happened holy crap that's exactly what i said was going to happen i'm scared bro you good that's fine dude you're good it's a little bruised ain't nothing bad he's walking he's standing up he's fine maguire send me more pants oh rip just got him ripped dude i don't even want to upload this video i don't want to edit it i don't want to watch it i just want to crawl up in a ball and be like wow this is the thing though the fact that he's okay is why you can do that because if he was yeah no no no if he was hurt at all this clip would be deleted but he wants it up it should be everybody go follow bailey on instagram right now bagels underscore pain i'll put it up on the screen he says he's fine hopefully it's not just the adrenaline we're gonna go home make sure he's completely 100 fine so you do want this on my youtube channel yes this is me signing you over to the youtube rights of this clip of me dying hey maybe ari will sponsor me maybe you'll get your own all right how do you say this and be like yeah dude that was awesome grandma and grandpa weren't too freaked out right grandpa was laughing at the storm you're gonna flip am i gonna flip after i saw that yeah but not with the car moving about that life and that is what a real car front flip looks like successful game brother that one's not going as viral though okay we're driving home i guess i'll drive i don't want to drive right now guys all right so this is what should have happened that's what should've happened guys but instead bro if you were not okay i wouldn't be able to live with myself i hope you know that dude always be good see ya pray for my mental health after that hey you called yeah making sure everybody's still alive yeah we're all alive and well did you do it yeah it did something happen it's awesome mom yeah you're gonna enjoy it oh you're gonna love it we'll be back at the house and you having fun at disney world yep i just had a guy flip over my car kinda kinda nice yeah it was something he flew like an airplane mom you wanna see and roll double isn't that awesome double and yeah and we're alive isn't that awesome bro his shoes just flew off flew off if your head would have caught right there you would 100 this is why i'm happy i was growing up on trampoline because my body awareness when i'm in the air is unreal so i spotted the ground you spotted the ground you see like oh yeah there's the ground hey there's the ground okay now i need to tuck my head and land flat on my back on the road okay so i will say this the thing that i had to get used to with him is realizing that it's a sport that you guys do over and over and over again i'm", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="used to with him is realizing that it's a sport that you guys do over and over and over again i'm so scared people are gonna watch this video and be like tanner can killed him in his car he's stupid and every one of you is talking about that that's what i that's why i'm saying this the thing that it took me months and years to grasp is that you guys do this for a living and you understand yourself and you need to explain that in the video it's a blast oh yeah i'll sit down to an interview i'm down but that doesn't make me any less scared as a parent it's just like so that was ridiculous but on the bright side my room has new carpet i guess so bailey is icing his ankle we'll get him the massager soon and jack here wants to uh she's gonna try to flip off the top of the scaffolds into her uh little pond called a pool he wants to jump off the top floor of the scaffolding into the freezing cold pool he's not even getting paid oh my god [Applause] i don't like heights i mean i'm five eight and i'm already scared looking at the ground and we are out with the old microphone and in with this brand new one it is the new pro so hopefully it sounds good i'm gonna go help get some groceries but we are gonna go ahead and in this video here and hope you guys enjoyed it thank you so much for watching if anything he's a beast for trying it so leave a like on this video guys but yeah thank you guys so much for watching this video and don't forget to like share the video if you enjoyed subscribing and i'll see you guys next time [Music] [\xa0__\xa0] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwdLlnPaRAU | [Document(page_content="hey I'm Tony Hawk and welcome to skate support okay we go is there a skateboarding trick called the eggplant yes there is a skateboarding trick called the eggplant I'll show you how to do it right now [Music] over there I'm gonna do a regular hand plant and then here I'll do an eggplant hopefully you can spot the difference we call a hand plant or invert is done by using your front hand to grab the board on your toe side and then using your trailing hand to actually stand on the coping and that's how you balance that's a hand planet here's an eggplant an eggplant is reversing those hands so using your back hand to grab the board your front hand to actually balance your body and doing the same direction of turning bro I need some advice on how to do a 540 on a skateboard my first advice to you is learn how to skate quarter pipes preferably bigger ones because the bigger the quarter pipe the more airtime you can actually get and have to spin a full 540 rotation I'll show you a McTwist actually a version of 540 right now this is a 540 on vert I'm gonna grab my board on my toe side which we call mute around my leg we call it that tuck knee and if you do a 540 grabbing this way assuming you go upside down a little bit that's me twist it's one of the scariest things to learn because when you start to do it you're blind to landing for a half a rotation so you kind of gotta use the force so I will say just get used to that spin until you actually start to land it [Music] hey Tony how can you please make another Pro Skater video again my contract is up with Activision they own the license to that actual name Tony Hawk's Pro Skater if we can come to some new agreement absolutely yes I'm in hi Activision free agent right here let's do some more fun stuff how do you do a boardslide on a bench rail or pipe on a skateboard I can show you the difference between a boardslide on a rail and a boardslide on a ramp right now you approach some sort of ledge and then you slide using only the board the wheels are off the ground [Music] this is what a boardslide looks like on vert let's see which skateboarding trick was the hardest to learn McTwist 540's it took me nearly ten years to figure out how to do in 901 of the tricks that I've only done a couple times in my life is a kickflip McTwist we just actually like my board does a kickflip and I catch it in the middle of McTwist and there are so many things happening all at once that it's almost like the planets have to align for it to work out perfectly years of struggle with that trick only to land to on video does anyone know how to set up a skateboard I have all the stuff just none of the tools or knowledge I do know how to set up a skateboard what you need is skateboard trucks wheels bearings and hardware okay so the first thing you do get a skateboard stripper grip tape you want to take the backing off get the sticky part down push the grip tape on from the center aisle so that you don't get too many air bubbles if you do get our bubbles take a box cutter or exacto and just slice them and put them down and no one will ever know that you didn't know what you're doing place the grip tape get it flat cut it around the edges don't cut too hard in another Sun you don't know what you're doing then you want to poke holes through the grip tape if you wear all the trucks go put the hardware through on top of the grip tape take your trucks so that the kingpins are facing in next you want to attach the wheels and I'm gonna give you my little handy tip for putting wheels on take two bearings you got the outer part of the bearing and the inner part of the bearing outer part is sealed put the inner part facing up two bearings like this take your wheel face down put on one bearing turn it over put on the other bearing put your spacer on and that's it and your wheels already good to go I give away my skateboard so much for auctions for charities and people I had", metadata={'source': 'UwdLlnPaRAU'}), Document(page_content="already good to go I give away my skateboard so much for auctions for charities and people I had to learn how to break in new skateboards constantly and now that's more what I'm used to every other pro swears by their trucks and how they turn and will hold on to them at any cost I give them away this is a technical question it says three flip is that the same as a tray flip and how can you do a varial flip but not a kickflip isn't very ill a shove it kickflip that is a loaded question okay a three flip is a nickname for a 360 flip also known as a tray flip so yes all of those are the same nomenclature a kickflip is when you actually just flip your board all around right a 360 flip is when the board does a full 360 rotation and a kickflip a very flip is half that so a varial flip is a 180 kickflip can you end up with more backwards how do you even kickflip a normal board how do you even stand on a skateboard without eating well those are two very different questions I'll take the second one first how do you stand on a skateboard without eating Center your weight and anticipate the motion that's gonna be the best way to be on a skateboard without actually falling off that if you just stand the skateboard stationary it tends to be a little too wobbly and there's not much leverage that you get from that tighten the trucks cuz you wanna be super wobbly use your back foot to push off and stand with your weight centers and make sure you're anticipating the motion let's see how do you even kickflip a normal board the idea of a kickflip is using your front foot to get the board flipping so while you're sliding your front foot to level out your board you actually slide it off of the edge of the board and that gets it flipping and the ideas you want it to be flipping while you're still going up so you catch with your feet and then you put it down it should be that easy but it's not I don't know why but recently I'm tempted to get a skateboard but I think I'd look ridiculous any advice on a starter board or rig midlifecrisis okay I'm gonna guess that you're somewhere between 30 and 50 a starter board it has sort of a distinct nose you know sort of a shovel nose in a wider tail some bigger wheels maybe something a little softer so you can cruise down the street as well as riding in the parks just start slow you know I don't think it's ever too late to start and it's a great way of exercise so good luck Tony Hawk how do you do and only a nollie is the basis of most skate tricks it's the way you lift the board up in the air using your feet I can show you how to ollie on flat and I can show you how to ollie on vert like this [Music] snap the tail and it was sliding from foot simultaneously to bring the tail up that's an ollie [Music] calling on veut is a totally different technique you're lifting up from a vertical plane so you're using friction way more and you're actually like floating and putting pressure on your board a lot more to keep it in the air because you're considerably higher than you are on the flat it says why can't you skateboard when you're 40 well I'm 49 the end okay this is a good one it says dude you're the best you have inspired me to skateboard please I have one question what was your first skateboarding trick the first thing I ever learned on ski bruh where I felt like I learned a trick was going up a curb I learned how to rock my board up a curb and then put my foot closer to the nose and actually lift my back wheels up to clear the curb and I think that's what sparks my interest in getting to the skatepark and learning tricks I still love doing it [Music] alright well that was skate support with wired and this is Tony Hawk thanks for watching", metadata={'source': 'UwdLlnPaRAU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxMvzK2OQTw | [Document(page_content="[Music] in the early part of the 21st century Donald Trump had just been elected president of the United States the American Empire was in decline after decades of global supremacy the people had become lazy and stupid this country then who is going to be cleaning up the country seemed to be hanging by a thread but then a small card game company from Chicago Illinois known as cards against humanity' launched a bold campaign to save America these scrappy comedy writers would come to be hailed as saviors by the American people they stopped Trump's border wall solved the problem of fake news and ended the creeping scourge of homework the struggle was real things just kept getting worse and then it happened cards against humanity' announced this crazy holiday marketing campaign and it only cost 15 on the first day of the campaign cards against humanity' purchased acres of land on the us-mexico border and didn't build a wall on it they retained a law firm to fight the United States government and prevent them from ever building the wall everyone who signed up for the promotion was given a small portion of the land that way together they owned it the government would have to take them to court and fight in order to put up the law this was just day one of the campaign there were still five more days five more days of incredible surprises all for just $15 so how did the promotion work it was simple people used the internet a popular technology at the time and typed in ww2 ARDS against humanity saves america.com to sign up what would follow was an incredible barrage of gifts and surprises that captured the heart of the nation [Music]", metadata={'source': 'cxMvzK2OQTw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cA-Wh3Tc0 | [Document(page_content="all right I'm done oh yeah okay I'm gonna do that right away look how big that guy is ah what's going on guys I am Matthias welcome to ten pointless tech gadgets that may waste your money today I'm joined by Connor he picked out 10 tech items that I'm gonna let you know whether they're tasteful or wasteful guys links down in the description if you do want some of these products if you do want them click the links and it helps out the channel crystal blue powers of 2 BCD and direct binary clock oh my gosh this is like this is like if you're a programmer and you're like the most hips or of all programmers and you're just like I will only tell time with binary code and just takes you like 5 minutes I don't see how it's binary though you see what I'm saying wouldn't binary be either 1 or 2 why is there a lines of for the lights display hour minute and second in binary code okay it's just a format right so this right here like if we click this and says calculate the values of the lit LEDs to derive the time oh yeah it's super fantastic I'll do that right away at the cart crystal blue classic bread we have the crystal blue all right see 10 hours 48 minutes 36 seconds okay so 10 hours how is that 10 hours so this is 1 and a 0 I see I see I can I get you I get you yeah ok so ok so hours and minutes so basically when I turn this on I should technically be able to accurately read the time as a binary nerd okay so this time right now is what it's 1 is that yeah it's 102 and 14 boom what the now we're adding its 102 so now it is do I add these two together so that's one so this 2 plus 3 so it's 5 five oh two right sure guys let me know down the comment you think this product is tasteful or wasteful I must say for me it's wasteful but for you know a binary snob if you guys decide a live Core cardia mobile ECG for Apple and Android devices fda-cleared clinical-grade mobile EKG monitor so what you put your fingers on it and it monitors your pulse all right doesn't your doesn't like your phone already do that I think it's no your Apple watch can do it too but I know a lot of phones can do it too like basically since the flash is so close nearly yeah it'll pick it up so you put your your finger over the lens and the flash at the same time and the flash will shine light and basically when your finger becomes more opaque that's your blood pulsing through what we should do it's a test it's like to see which one's more accurate all right okay so see now we have one that's completely app based see exactly literally exactly what I said you put your finger against the device so I mean this works I don't know how accurate comparatively speaking let's say that does so I mean this one's supposed to be like seriously seriously accurate and card supposed to connect it to your phone and put both of your fingers on it such as this okay so here are the results right so I'm gonna try and figure this out with you it looks like it says normal sinus rhythm unclassified um that was my rhythm that I did normal sinus rhythm okay weird it's say on that we just did 15 well yeah I mean that raises and lowers depending on the situation you know when I'm near you've Connor I'm super calm and relaxed you know dude you just put me at ease man dude hit me in the back do it do it do it do it stop stop your heart is exploding okay take it so I mean if it is able to get results it's hard to tell you know it's hard to tell if this is accurate or not because I mean I'm right next to the phone and it says no signal bad signal it's cutting in and out like I wouldn't recommend this honestly it seemed like I got a better signal from from the app that was free yeah so I said wait equalizer sound activated light up black plastic x plus y like why do they have to see plastic why couldn't they just say black tie maybe because people were getting shook that it was plastic when they bought it know what this plastic do you know anyone that", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="shook that it was plastic when they bought it know what this plastic do you know anyone that would be like heck yeah dude I'm gonna wear a light-up tie to work who's gonna wear that to a rave no raise that high by Studio sorry Add to Cart jeez that is heavy and what this literally is plastic it's literally just hard plastic Marv being hard plastic yeah I don't even know if this would look like a tie you know I'm saying let's try boom alright so cast oh it's actually working you can kind of see it but yeah let's turn the lights up you can kind of see the light on me you look so dead inside deep hey whoa how's it going guys play some music this feels like a real darkness situation it's so dim I'll keep the tie on for now but I have to say this is a wisdom ESCA light UV flashlight blacklight 51 LEDs wow that's a lot ultraviolet ultraviolet isn't that bad for you maybe that just means not visible to you and I oh I'm thinking of no yea UV blocks out harmful UV rays oh no I don't want to dude I don't want to add the cards oh my gosh look at that weird glow it's like a little glow of a lightsaber but let's find out if there are any creepy stains I don't really see much of anything we have a pretty clean office around here well yeah you do and what we were seeing was more just like reflection yeah I don't know what that stuff is it's like some type of like glitter reflection from probably like previous items or something yeah it could be because it looks like this I'm like glitter reflection all of them but to go to the bathroom no going on you can't handle that dude I would never ever be able to go to a hotel again I'm just I'd be much happier ignorant I seriously would I can't okay oh sit down I surprise for you oh you know what shine the light on the desk are you doing dude don't it this better not be biohazard material right now that you're messing with I will you'll and I'll and I'll end you that's crazy look at that isn't that weird oh it's whoa wow that's incredible look at that you these are so real big those are big scorpion oh they stink assume yeah I'm done oh yeah okay I'm gonna do that right away look how big that guy is mm-hmm now my heart is racing dude now get me a heart to measure I think that item is tasteful just be careful with that little scorpion there tasting too before the next product we're gonna do a little Twitter shout out today's Twitter shout-out is Bridget and Bridget ass hashtag hashtag ass Matt have you ever visited Alaska or ever want to know and I don't want to know actually I'm just kidding you really you guys is gonna be like fire like out the gate like that no I do want to go to Alaska I actually want to take a cruise up to Alaska let's not guys if you want your own Twitter shout-out make sure you follow me at Mathias I am and also give me a question using that hashtag next product M bright glow fob precision glow-in-the-dark key chain it's a glow fob hey man don't ever ask about my glow father the idea of this is that that's it it just glows in the dark so you can find your keys in the dark so maybe if you work graveyard shifts or if you like you go early in the morning to go play hockey or something like that it's always dark when you leave you know so I mean this could be very useful for a situation like that me I try to avoid being awake when it's dark just because it's a darkness situation and I avoid that entirely M bright is the brightest glow in the dark material physically achievable that's kind of interesting let's add the car all right oh it's tiny I thought it was way bigger than that all right so it doesn't look like this is glowing at all lights are just barely UV UV rays that might turn it yeah we should keep this yo do this and this is gonna be perfect for any time we have a glow-in-the-dark product check this out dude ready set dude look how bright that is that's intense I say it's pretty cool and I like the titanium so I say I", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="look how bright that is that's intense I say it's pretty cool and I like the titanium so I say I say wait they're tasteful Oh [Music] million-mile light battery three safety light that's powered by motion and throw something 30 lumens not super bright that being said this is like twenty four hundred lumens this light right here ipx4 rated weather and splash splash proof environmentally friendly so this is supposedly supposed to be able to do a mile a million miles a million miles so what does it mean for a million powerful go a million miles you can go a million miles and it'll still light it's not that the light can go a million miles cuz I was like how would you even the world isn't even would that work yeah that being said does light curve with the earth gravity has no effect on light I'm tripping a black hole can curve light though yeah which means light has mattes well light does have light does I'm trippin hold on it would seem that photons would be matter whereas waves wouldn't it turns out that both theories light isn't matter if photon is not matter because it has no mass but black holes can curve light they can they can absorb everything it's the absence of matter guys kind of look down on the comments below oh no down accounts below work it out figure it out figure it out Add to Cart are you ready yeah okay fine there Oh [Music] battery free safety light for runners it's powered by motion and engineered to never give up but that's not ever gonna like light up it's not ever gonna like mom maybe it does but not like really bright cuz like the amount of motion that you have it may be enough to like barely make that visible you know I mean I mean it's still it still has even if that's the case it still got a variety of other uses you know I mean like say you take this when you get lost you don't have power but you get lost you know you could just be like signaling up above if if the lights intense enough yes you might get a little tired it's still you know it's still pretty cool you know it still has a lot of practical uses besides just running so for that I'm gonna say it's tasteful yeah definitely very useful I think that's really I think that's really cool logitech washable keyboard k310 for Windows PCs ooh washable keyboard this is like perfect for you Connor I'm gonna just spill all of your keywords you guys bad all over them easy to clean and dry it with hand wash safe design suite ultra durable built to take washing and pounding alright let's test the dude Add to Cart Wow alright let's let's watch this keyboard dude let's clean it off wash it very mechanical yeah not great but obviously the purpose is to washes cool yeah let's let's dismiss it up with a dude alright so this does say in the instructions that you have to wait 24 hours before using it no yeah after you get a wet after you get away but what an accident you do that well my keyboard phone pull party dude both ends I'm gonna do is dry it a little bit just a little bit here actually I'm wearing sorry I don't want to get on the car no you're fine plug it in and test it out yeah plug it in so here's the thing we want to make sure this thing was shut I'm gonna plug this into the computer I'm nervous to understand sweet it's detected it it detected it now let's see you told me two times one time so yeah I say this is I see this is a tasteful Hexbug BattleBots arena to push activated pulverizing hammers oh I see on the side that's kind of cool there's like activated hammers there oh so if you push the other guy you can press the hammer oh yeah so Brian and I had tried them out before really yeah we've tried him out on this channel and I'm pretty sure I was like something or at least either I thought it or I said it something like I wish there was an arena so that you know it was more fun you actually seen a real battle box oh they're they're incredible it's like legit chainsaws in like oh yeah it's so cool", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="battle box oh they're they're incredible it's like legit chainsaws in like oh yeah it's so cool crazy I know but I would never do it just because I'm like once I built this thing and then just gets destroyed yeah you know like that's life man everything everything gets destroyed eventually just like every time cars mom shaves back it grows back dude so three and a half stars not bad not bad Connor do you think you're able to defeat me in a one-on-one b1 battle bot over lunch if I win okay but I brought my lunch today okay Add to Cart boom look at those sweet bad boys I think we haven't we tried those exact ones before so this one's the slicer this one's the Dicer I'm taking this guy okay that's fine you can have the purple one for Tina do you go and push you into a corner oh yeah yeah best out of three sure okay so I'll start over here then yeah you start over there I'll start over there for this ready three two one go [Music] wait wait wait go right - stall out where's my stall that's right wait back up back up yeah Rhea Rhea taxes oh crap I got a I got a rear-end you good dude I can't believe you actually flipped me three two one go what are you off the bumper wait wait come on bro here we go yes [Music] [Music] [Laughter] on steak good game good game so what do you think dude yeah that's fun for sure [Music] universal law enforcement reverse peephole viewer reverse people wait some type of Purdue hey Matt can I have it when you're done view real-time activity behind the door that has a peephole oh that's so creepy that this tech exists that's so creepy provides a clear discrete view into the room through a doors peephole effective on all major brands like I feel like this kind of thing shouldn't be accessible to the public maybe I'm just being crazy goodbye works better than I expected exactly as advertised crystal clear viewing perfect for any investigator Add to Cart dude let's be a perv you can carry in your pocket no will no you're a pervert a pervert oh my gosh dude this is like intense zoom check this out nothing happened dude let's get a fake door up in here and let's see if it works okay so here's the challenge all right you're right here okay you're on this side okay alright now this should allow you to see me okay yes because it's a normal people facing this way so look through it tell me how many fingers I'm holding up one you give me a thumbs up yeah I did now if I looking through here literally it's nothing I can't see anything well you're putting your head there anyways I don't even see the light honestly so let's see if this does anything right I'm gonna try it and did you block it no not at all I rejoice it's not working there's it the door I was looking through and still doesn't work thank you dearly what'd you say I don't know that it really works it's so so narrow so even even this room doesn't even work that great which is I'm kind of happy about yeah I mean I'm glad that it doesn't work great so I'm gonna I'm gonna give it a wasteful but I'm sad that it still works a little see that video right there those cups are edible cups that you can actually drink out of eat out of and then eat it's crazy you got to find out for yourself how good they taste high five", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL_qpDkF5A8 | [Document(page_content="Help! Shortly before 9am, fashion designer Gianni\nVersace was shot on the steps of his villa. Pronounced Versace. The singer? That's Liberace. He was a creator, he was a genius. Everything you see around us. This house, this company was his life. I will not allow that man -- that nobody, \nto kill my brother twice. So what brings you to Miami? I know people. Oh yeah? Verscace. Versace? You're creative, yes? Of course. I can be submissive. You have no idea. What do you do for work? This and that. What are your greatest attributes? I'm smart, I'm clever. I was thinking more \nalong the lines of how big? You can't do it, can you? Can't what? Stop lying. Andrew Cunanan, 27 years old. He's killed four men. This world has wasted me, and yet this world also made you, \nMr. Versace, into a star. You're not better \nthan me or the same. The only difference is \nthat you got lucky. The Assassination of Gianni Versace premieres\nWednesday January 17th on FX.", metadata={'source': 'xL_qpDkF5A8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXcoq5XDwyA | [Document(page_content="are we going we're on we've been on Oh might work watch all of this quality content has been filled oh my and we get we can have it for the future generations to see oh my gosh when I see I brought my replacement here today this is my good pal that I've known for like two hours Matt Matt how you doing I'm doing great no we're gonna do a video game play right now and like what would you think what do you we're going to play a video game right now you know I've got here's the thing I got some quarters we're to go down to the laundromat because there's a video console in there it's called Donkey Kong oh it's really neat it's really cool it sounds super cool now what would you think what does the video game you think I've selected for us to play today I would assume it's cuphead it relates to animation and we literally just exactly Matt Matt Ben you're exactly right tell him what he's won he's won oh let's just play the video again here we go time to play the game if you look on his channel we did an amazing job of playing cuphead and the thing is I'm I did do an amazing job I'm fantastic at it I'm fantastic button has to be here on my channel it's it really exactly right so and also I paid him $10,000 yes here we are here's the game okay okay now I'm gonna be the blue guy I am mug man ah here's the challenge for you besides getting beside besides you to do this horrible interview okay we're gonna play cuphead yeah and I'm gonna interview if I can if I can focus on game and interviewing okay because I think my audience wants to know about you like they probably already know but I want to ask you a few questions okay great now first of all where we going come on out is that question number one where we going cuz I was gonna ask you where cause it was like where am I going do I go this way no see right there I don't know what I'm doing so on our channel we did the first three bosses so I think it's I think you're graduated and we got through I got through the three boss that did you bridge when you save me a lot though hildenburg that sounds like Steve Hillenburg creator of Sponge Bob plug Nickelodeon okay right threatening Zeppelin I'm gonna knock you up to regular Oh pass simple yeah okay Wow all right dude I come upon simple boat she does her final form and I think you'll get a kick out of her final oh if I can make it to the final form I gotta say we'll try yeah I believe it at this point you've beaten three bosses on simple but you helped me though but I have what we have here to but we have granola bars right by the power of granola oh we're in plains does this work the same way we just fire firing things see this reminds me of Galaga from the 1980s when I went to the laundromat and played down there see so this one how many quarters does this take I hate him I hate him that guy is the Iron Man three of this game I hate him so much I hate I hate Iron Man 3 I love Iron Man how do I save you oh I'm sorry so I wait I'm the last one in the game I'm actually saving you oh I got hit by a word don't worry so now you know how the how it works five million by so many words in my life I've never been killed like that though hey so wait so okay but but words leave psychological scars that can never heal says Timmy's dad hey you so man I got a couple questions for you okay okay okay uh what made you want to go on YouTube in the first place you have ten seconds oh so honestly I started on YouTube as a means of showing Wow now what I what I what I've learned about you is that you are not only just an amazing youtuber you are an amazing researcher and technical analyst of usually e-learning yep which is really cool and I think that's awesome and I think I need to learn more of those things cuz it's evolved on YouTube you have to know how to little some things like that people think it's just a lot of fun to make videos but to survive and make it like a business it's like oh we can teach me", metadata={'source': 'hXcoq5XDwyA'}), Document(page_content="a lot of fun to make videos but to survive and make it like a business it's like oh we can teach me how to survive this level number one you're doing are you saving me but you're saving me here we go hey I have another question for you who's your favorite character in Fairly OddParents tell your Penta oh my gosh timmy turner is there a reason why see what happened we're talking yeah we got pretty far reason why I would say is because because he has such a great sense of imagination flow and and a childlike wonder like um like see the world through his eyes I don't know like I love how Rio so I would say I mean obviously he's left the main characters by he's also like such a genuine soul and like special and like he always means well whether or not that necessarily goes well right right but like so I think all of that and another matpat question so what was your first big video that like took off your knees we're getting something oh my god help me I guess what you analyze sonic basically I did how fast the tonic be in real life yeah so right and so I analyzed I wish I was I'm gonna hold my man is lesser than at playing the game yeah I forget what makes me go exactly I know is there an asteroid there we play pac-man I will I will smoke you impact them will you yes I swear to I will smoke you impact I died how do I go oh wait there's things on the ground like this is like like things nique up on you you don't see you know I'm saying it certainly is it certainly now what did you just do that oh that was a special California doing ok it was a while ago thank you so many times a day today he's got some I think he's got some good stuff in there he's making his own dreams I probably get out of the way probably the same boots and boots get out of the way I'm just excited about the granola bars that's what's distracting hey what's the iMac I'm not jumping far enough ahead that's my way in life I meant not the game in life in the game really your game how are you getting past it welcome to one pays bills one plays video games welcome welcome g1 is a mortgage all right here we go Matt that's doing good for himself your mom and I are so proud yeah I didn't know your mom but I'm winning and learning yeah and come back to life thank you very much lovely and has seen the other side some mug names in the middie Flatliners that's what's happening around he's he's learning how to die coming back yeah exactly he's the Deadpool of the game why would we both died alright guys thanks so much for watching my special guest matpat go definitely check out all 19 of his channels I'm sure he needs your help whatever he's doing is gonna be great and thank you guys for tuning in leave comments in the comment section don't forget to subscribe because you know we have subscribers so let's get some more be a lot of fun and we'll see you guys next time bye bye oh by the way art gives you power use it wisely that's not even catchphrase oh I like that like that yeah I don't know who art is but he gives you power to use it wisely I know I need to meet this art guy in power hey heart fans subscribe here to keep up with me Danny Timmy Dudley bunsen and the noob network my new app full of cartoon shows and games downloaded here click over here to watch my most recent video and here to start a playlist related to this video whoa check out that awesome fare to be featured here use hashtag heart fan art and tag me I'm on every social media platform known to man cartoon butch out cancelled Rob", metadata={'source': 'hXcoq5XDwyA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAkEd8r7Nnw | [Document(page_content='Hello, I\'m Gav. I\'m Dan. We\'re the slow-mo guys. I\'m cringing slightly because Dan has a Katana sword at my throat level. I actually use this to shave. Even just joking about that makes me cringe,\nCome on. because I know how\nimmensely sharp that is. You can see it. You can see the point just\ndisappear into nothingness. Yeah. We\'re gonna slice up some water bottles. You always see those compilations of very satisfying things, especially in GIF form. And one of them is just\nslicing through bottles with a Katana. Yeah I mean I\'m sure this is sharp enough, but it depends on my skill, whether I can actually get\nall through those bottles. How would you rate your\nskills as a swordsman? Not the best. I mean you don\'t really\nlearn it in the army. I guess, unless you\'re, I don\'t know, in the cavalry or an officer or something. Yeah, and use your Katana sword, hop on the horse. Yeah yeah, off you go. All right let\'s get to the\nslicing and the dicing. Filming this on the Phantom Flex4K, thousand frames a second, I\'ve got a long trigger\ncable so I can be over there, just in case Dan lets go of the sword, or it\'s cheap and it just\nflies straight out of the hill. Who knows. Do you want goggles or anything? What, in case I get a\nsword in the eye somehow? Oh I don\'t know. Whoopsie. Just looking out for you B. Cheers B. All right. How many do you think I\'ll get through with my first swing? Because I\'ve never done this before. I think you\'ll go like and get like six. Yeah?\nYeah. Ready?\nYeah. You\'re absolutely right. I got through like four and messed it up. I\'m so bad at this. I just saw water go all over the Phantom. Oh no. Probably should move it back a bit. Yeah. Your face. I\'m just concentrating too much. It got deflected so perfectly, that it just caught this one bottle here, right on the lid, and like, made a little leaky hole. You couldn\'t have done that if you tried. Imagine that, "Open this bottle for me," Za! Thank you. All right, we\'re reducing the amount to a measly 10. Measly 10. It\'s not the blades fault, because it\'s just going\nstraight through them. You saw on that last shot.\nI think what\'s happening is, as your blade hits at this angle, it just drives that angle. Like, whatever slight angle you have is like amplified when you go through. It has to be pitch perfect on where it hits and how it hits to go through all of them. Yeah. If I\'m even slightly off on the angle, it\'s just gone. It\'s very difficult. Flipping heck. Goodness me. Got no idea how many I got through there. I think it was about seven. Seven? That\'s my record so far. That\'s not bad. Cheers. Ready to go B. Ready to go. Right, I\'m gonna hold\nthe sword at a slightly, like, downwards angle, so that hopefully when I swing, it\'s gonna just stay level\nas opposed to going up. All right B. Okay?\nYeah. You ready?\nYeah. This feels weird,\nholding it like that but, here we go. Way better. Way better. I think you\'ve found your calling there. Flip! It went through like butter. They\'re all like very similar height too. Look, this just popped off. There was water held in there. Did you see that? So wait. It was just holding water\nand it just went "oof". So wait, you chopped that,\nand it fell and landed with water inside?\nWith water in it, yeah. How did you get such a perfect seal? I didn\'t even realize it had water in it because I picked it up\nand I was just like, "Whoa!" So you angled it slightly down. Yeah, I angled it down. It just doesn\'t fit naturally in the hands. It sort of fits slightly wrong. Oh my Lord! Every bottle still has water in the top. That was perfect. I didn\'t knock anything at all. It just went straight through. Some of the bottles barely noticed, look. This one landed with water inside it. It looks like the bottle\'s\nbeen somehow trapped in the table. It\'s like Willy Wonka\'s bottle. It\'s been like, X-Men-ed into the table. Before we move onto colored ones Daniel. Yeah. Now that you\'ve discovered', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'}), Document(page_content='your true sorting method. My calling in life. Why don\'t we just put the\nrest of the bottles up, and see how many you\ncan get through, yeah? Okay, so last time it was 10, and this time I\'m gonna\ncover the entire table and see what happens. And pretty much to see if it\'s a fluke. 16, there\'s an extra six. Little bit more pressure. I\'ve also switched the camera now to 4K, because I just wanna see the\nlovely resolution on this one. Be a little bit faster, but, oh the pixels. No pressure then. No pressure. Where do I even aim? Oh God, where do I aim? It\'s just too much. Looks like it went up again. Yeah. It looks like you got one more than last time. Oh I did, yeah. It was just a fluke maybe. It was a fluke. God. Ah. What? Come over here. What is it? So I think I know what happened here. You can see where you went wrong. Go on. Oh no! I hit the table.\nYou took a chunk of the table out. I was like, "I\'m sure\nthat would work again." It\'s because right, go back, rewind it. This is the problem. I was looking at that, the last bottle, because I was like, "Well, that\'s where I\'ve got to swing to." It was just too many to concentrate on. To be fair, the fact\nthat you hit the table and then hit 11 bottles, that\'s impressive to me. I feel like the technique\ndefinitely worked though. Yeah. It\'s just, I hit the table first. Yeah. Oh man. Where\'s this bit of missing table. Whoa! I just sliced it clean off. Look at it.\nThat\'s our favorite table Dan. No, the janky table has The jankiest table.\ntaken a hit. Should we try and glue\nit back together again? Well, if we can find the little... chunk. Oh. Where\'d it damn go? Here it is. Oh yeah. Let\'s get that back. Oh. There we go. I can\'t believe I hit the table first. What a mug. Okay, the colors are ready. Yeah. Better prepare for a\nsticky mess on this one. Oh yeah. We\'ll do it twice, I\'ll go wide and tight. Slower on the closeup. Okay.\nYeah. Yeah. Whoa. What a colorful, sticky, fizzy mess. Oh, I just put this lens on too. Oh no, has it got caked. Caked, the house is caked. Oh, the house is covered in red juice. Definitely went up again then? How can you tell? No idea. I wanted to just leave them\ncompletely where they were, but, because of the pop they\nkind of bang and explode. Yeah. So they just go everywhere. We\'ll get a closer up on now. Yeah. Yes, nailed it. Nailed it. Felt so much better. Whoa! Oh! Sorry B. Damn it. Oh! Geez! That\'s how you get ants. Every video that goes by, the resale value of this place goes down. It\'s horrendous. It\'s like tainting a place. You always know the guy\nthat just taints it. It\'s cool how the empty space clouds up, as they are breached. It\'s amazing how much brighter\nit gets after the hit. Like, this is quite a dark image. Yeah. You can see on the histogram, as soon as it starts happening, all the light goes up. Oh wow, yeah. That\'s how many brighter pixels there are. That\'s cool. Is it because the water\'s\nreflecting the light? Is that what\'s going on? What it is, is that the fizz is just making the liquid\nwhiter than it was before. Oh. And also, you\'ve got the sun glistening through it once in the air. My little pan there. Yeah, nice, strong. Very strong. I figured most of the action\nwas gonna go to the right, so, I\'ll wait for you to be done, and then go, "Whoop." Did you make the noise as well? I may have done. Can\'t believe I actually managed to get through all those bottles, and it was so much easier\nwhen I angled it right. It just went through all of them, it just felt like butter, it was nothing. My favorite shot is just the\nshard of table flying away. All right, I messed that one up, yeah. It was just too hard,\ntoo many bottles there. Very satisfying footage. Very satisfying.\nVery cool. I can see that perfect one', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'}), Document(page_content='Very cool. I can see that perfect one\nbeing turned into a GIF of just like, "Oh it\'s nice to look at, and I don\'t know why." Yeah. And then someone\'s gonna end it just before it goes through the last one. Unsatisfying. Yeah, that\'ll be so annoying. Hopefully you enjoyed that video. Feel free to follow us on twitter. You can subscribe to this channel. We also have a second channel. We do. BTS and all that. And we will hopefully see\nyou in the next video, because this is what\nwe do on this channel. We continually make slow-mo videos until the end of time. Which, for our videos,\nWhich, for these cameras, is really far away.\nIs forever. Yeah.', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvfYK0EEhK4 | [Document(page_content="I really want to travel more but never again on Spirit Airlines You guys have flown on Spirit Airlines? The Motel 6 of the sky? You've experienced that?! The only airline with roaches. Except even the roaches walk on the plane and look around like...I don't need this... I feel like Spirit is so cheap they just tape a picture of clouds to the outside of the windows and drive you to your next location. I was on a Spirit Airlines flight this past summer and we were still at the gate we hadn't pushed back yet so I got on the plane and I sat down and the flight attendant comes on the intercom and she goes Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your flight attendant speaking... JANICE! And I just wanna let you know we're having a bit of a WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION ISSUE on the aircraft today so if we have any volunteers that would like to move to the back of the plane we would greatly appreciate that THANK YOU! And I was like uh... a weight distribution issue?! So immediately I moved to the back of the plane and I sit down and strap myself in, and I look forward and no one else had moved! No one had moved so I'm thinking like okay do these people just want the plane to do front flips in the sky? A few minutes later I see Janice start to waddle her way toward the back of the plane she sits down next to me and she looks over and says Hey thank you so much for moving! And I was like yeah no problem, is everything ok? And she goes WE'LL SEE!!! We'll see?! Pretty sure you're not supposed to say that on an airplane, Janice! I feel like that should be their new motto Spirit Airlines...Fly With Us! And We'll See!", metadata={'source': 'YvfYK0EEhK4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve3oQBjcAGI | [Document(page_content="47 seconds of logos also DC Comics used to one to save the world narration question for the security personnel if you're taking this much care to lock this briefcase away in the armored truck why on Batman's blue earth did you park this far away from your entry point seriously look at the shot from above here's the van here's the entry point just put on a fake beak and take a seat in the triangle pond because you just made yourself a sitting duck why is her main work desk directly in the corner of all the fabulous artifacts she and the museum have collected this is like the bank manager having his office inside the safe deposit box vault Jesus Christ this movie's gonna take me all the way back to wonder little girl times CGI Asgard and CGI and Abu got nothing on CGI Wonder Woman place also couldn't the movie have started here little girl running in an ancient city probably Wonder Woman but I'm intrigued enough to pay close attention I mean why do we need the opening intro of her in present day being a curator I thought I'd seen enough from the Zack Snyder school of slow-mo badassery but holy did you just see that 10-foot spinning flip sword toss that MO could never be too slow random daytime armadillo is random also what is it with DC superheroes and childhoods other than the very forgettable daredevil but Marvel movies can you think of that spend time on the heroes childhood anyone Bueller and yet in the DC world Superman Batman and now Wonder Woman we always have to have a childhood opening our flashback long ago help me understand this bedtime book is it just the one picture is it Potter style coming to life for Diana also three full minutes a bedtime story exposition who wouldn't I prayed will never be called to arms classic not answering the question after aging from 7 to 13 and presumably training with Robin Wright for the whole time finally her mother catches her training my point is the movie chose a poor time to rapidly age up diana only to then introduce this cut by mom seen mom was asleep at the wheel four years before this girl will train her harder than any amazon before her whoa she just a 180 faster and more flawlessly than that red headed snowboard guy everybody loved ten years ago she must never know what the truth about what she is or how she came to be meaning she will definitely know that soon in this movie Diana went from 7 years old the 13 to however old she can be with gal gadot still pulling it off guessing early twenties this movie is doing some random time jumps you're stronger than I am again hey everybody Morpheus is fighting me I mean princess Buttercup is fighting Diana this [\xa0__\xa0] crash-lands is world war one plane in a mythical basically non-existent land but thankfully for him there was a brave local rebellious princess ex machina watching the show at that very moment convenient playing pieces convenient if this is where the plane breaks through and this is where it lands unless Wonder Woman javelin to piece of the plane about 300 feet there is no way this plane part would be floating here this soon after if wherever the Diana and her kin live is this easily infiltrated then it was never really hitting at all and I'm shocked no one prior to world war 1 even accidentally found this cloaked paradise like Magellan or Vasco da Gama's some also exactly what good is this hiding field if you can actually see things through it Seuss needs to up his camouflage game discount From Here to Eternity how did these arrows all get lit so fast and honestly if you're firing out into the ocean does it even help the movie will go out of its way later to show how much they know about the outside world but they're about to fire flaming arrows at an armored German naval division there was no way this Archer in this bowl should be moving at the same speed that's neither a super slow bullet that poses a no danger or that Archer is swinging at about 700 miles an hour Wow", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="super slow bullet that poses a no danger or that Archer is swinging at about 700 miles an hour Wow auntie auntie Opie's got skills we've seen before Legolas would definitely swipe right is what I'm saying no no my mentors death motivates protagonist cliche somehow these ladies with fire arrows defeated a German naval battalion and somehow that German destroyer we saw earlier played no part in this battle and I guess it just disappeared where was the firepower you know but there no he fought at my side against the UM you mean hit by your side from the invaders right general Ludendorff exposition bylaw so why would any military in any war conduct this kind of experiment in full view of the general officers I mean I guess she's a psychopath but that's just a waste of a good test subject right there this plane is airborne in about four seconds after traveling 50 feet I'm not saying you need a fast and furious length runway to get airborne but I'm pretty sure even the strongest dose of aviation viagra won't get it up that quick even though Steve not Rogers blew the [\xa0__\xa0] out of this base the Germans still managed to be right behind him when he approached Wonder Woman land would you say you're a typical example of your sex boobies got dick jokes yo good thing it's still ticking you let this little thing tell you what to do we are still talking about the walnuts right deep within the Amazonian jungle there exists a species of elk so stupid and so unevolved that even the most primitive of weapons can bring her down why is this here that's outfit oh this whole thing I just found it hanging in the middle of a room while I was stealing several priceless weapons that were unguarded and it happened to not only fit me perfectly but be colored completely different than anything else the other Amazonian women where you like it huh I know or at least I know I cannot stop you I just wrote in here in the middle of the night with a dozen of my warriors to say goodbye apparently you have been my greatest love today you know where my greatest sorrow thanks for the vote of confidence so the ship will just sail itself then is it a Tesla like the original Tesla if you never met a man before then what about your father I had no father my mother has sculpted me from clay and I was brought to life by Zeus this is the DCE you essentially rolling the Greek gods into actual reality and that is just kooky enough to deserve mention think about that Greek gods from mythology actually exist in the DCE Hades might be a villain one day he'll Ares is literally the villain of this movie something did come to me last night a different type of gas for you to restore your strength let's test it right now on you without any further research for all it came to me last night which was hours ago I've had hours to perfect and test it on animals and let's do this now wait a second movie you've established that Diana has been educated in the languages and customs of humans across the world and even read all 12 volumes of some academic porn encyclopedia she doesn't know what holding hands is she can't people with worldly wise and a fish out of water at the same time no one will be seated during the Princess Diaries portion of the movie she's trying you're not fit number 226 you a movie I understand how time works you over-exaggerated this joke by a factor of 10 Wonder Woman can now graduate with honors from the Clark Kent School disguisting yet release specs suddenly she's not the most beautiful woman you've ever seen see the secretary here would be excellent at cinemasins please put the sword down Lana how did she pull it out and walk here without everyone else in the store freaking the out they're all acting like they're seeing a guy with a mohawk when in reality what they're seeing is 50 times more rare and scary this is the most telegraphed head button all of movie dome series question two the bracelets act like bullet", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="most telegraphed head button all of movie dome series question two the bracelets act like bullet magnets or are these morons repeatedly firing at her at shoulder level watching her block every shot with no one thinking to shoot her in the goddamn foot and in further intelligence just moments earlier this room of sexist moustaches guffaw Diana out of the room but now she's just moseying around as they discuss war intelligence she opens the book to the middle and miraculously reads about the very gas Steve saw during his mission and he goes sir that is the evidence we need and no one in the room gives any more thought to any of the other military secrets and horrifying signs that might also be in that notebook beyond the money no to signor Giovanni it's a different story Sameer loses interest in the job and goes back to his excessive fondness for Diana this is what I call gal gadot d charming ed - he could run the mission from my office you run either Melissa McCarthy turning down this role or the character description was literally act like Melissa McCarthy there's enough head a few days a few days what room and board weapons they need driving people to get them across the border the Irish sniper guys beer budget alone is probably more than what's in that envelope also thank God he knows exactly which pub the hooligans Steve might recruit for his illegal mission hang out in either that or there's only one pub in England which we all know a true we deserve I have no idea where they are right now enemy territory or friendly but on a covert non-sanctioned secret spy mission to end the war is a huge open flame and copious drinking really why's nowhere better to be than in a war where you don't take a side at least here I'm free sure I understand I'm not wanting to be in the US but why not Canada or Mexico there's no man's land diana means no man can cross but she's not a minute let's go she's taking all the fire because she's currently the only target get the Germans a few more targets and I bet some of them start taking fire but whatever it's still not sure her bracelets aren't bullet magnets so this is awesome and also if I'm being honest a bit unrealistic I mean I know Diana is quick at blocking bullets and all but with this much automatic fire if she's not completely behind that shield she's taking some led to the legs for sure I know you can't see in there but we can all assume this is a stormtrooper right I mean these shots are so off Wonder Woman gets a chance to superhero pose twice before even addressing it movie takes great pains to show us that Charlie has lost his ability to shoot and never pays it off with any kind of redemption poor charlie I like how Steve and this movie thought Wonder Woman needed a boost to make this jump I know you can't speak Flemish so let me interpret they are saying the team in which she purposely destroyed our temple she is here to eat our souls well at least they should be saying that I love acting I don't want to be a soldier he's lucky indeed if it wasn't already obvious to you that David Thewlis his character was evil this please pay attention now focus change by the camera is here to hold your hand through the foreshadowing these folks are happy the Germans are gone for sure but they witnessed a handful of legit miracles today and this seems like more of a Suzy got married again Bloc Party you did this wait did off it was all you and you know it Jesus she came here in thanks so movie has time for this as does the war and the secret mission to find and destroy the gas weapon before the Germans can use it you saw it I've been out here the way she tossed at the machine-gun nest the way she took out that towel why the bystanders talk about superheroes so casually in these movies she jumped 80 feet in the air for pete's sake she freaking tossed a tank forget trying to decide if what she says is true how are you not either questioning your", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="a tank forget trying to decide if what she says is true how are you not either questioning your sanity or worshipping her as a god by now so for this gag to work it needs to be common for German officers to speak English maybe it was and yes he's technically talking to his driver here but this is 1918 I'm pretty sure anyone driving German officers for a living is speaking German not English and even his driver is speaking English to the German soldier guard what could Chris Pine do a German accent but not learn to speak two lines of actual German don't worry about it we all know they'll let you in anyway because it says so in the script what I'm more concerned about is how they don't recognize Steve those guys on the street in England certainly knew him by sight shouldn't he be on Germany's most wanted by now as if it wasn't convenient enough that this right-sized attendee happened to get stopped right here now she's going to walk straight into the woods at the exact place diana is waiting I might as well have had the dress fall from the sky who are you man who'd show you appreciation and genius like yourself dessert Steve makes a huge gamble that she feels unappreciated and of course he's right because movie last we left Diana she was on the side of the road sizing up that blue dress so what happened next certainly the driver would have noticed a passenger switch or a missing passenger and what about her invite could she leave the former dress occupant unconscious and undressed by the side of the road that's Dirty Diana wow what a beautiful shoulder blade back broach thing that looks nothing like the hilt of a sword you were wearing tonight Diana shoulder back brooches are a thing right enjoying the party English the official language of World War one Germany keep in mind that diana has proven to be fluent in many dozens of languages and I'm sure German is one of them but apparently at the halfway point of the film the studio ran out of dialect trainer money or something for the record she spends a lot of time dancing with the guy she's here to kill just letting him rant [Music] gasps hmm maybe last night's snowfall dance and drunk athon not to mention the implied boning were ultimately a huge waste of time considering you miss stopping the gas by literally minutes so she had her Under Armour on that whole time under that thin blue dress and Ludendorff couldn't feel it because what is it with this movie and just assuming Diane is invincible not saying she couldn't survive this lethal gas I'm just saying we haven't been given any reason to believe she would and more importantly neither is she well here's another literal machine delivered by the hand of God what luck so not only can she deflect bullets but she can direct them with pinpoint accuracy go drunk moving your home King told you shock of all shocks also let me get Ares plans straight here spend decades as a diplomat work his way into a cabinet position so that he can influence a possible armistice in order to keep a war simmering he's a god isn't he he does have more than the power to grow a great mustache and be ignored a cabinet meetings right now are gas masks a good disguise for sneaking into a German base manufacturing a gas for which gas masks provide no protection like yeah it hides her face but why would any Germans be wearing useless gas masks in this place well she luck in this battle I guess nice to know you Wonder Woman unless you discover some heretofore unknown well of power and strength inside you here in a few minutes I did I don't want to fight but it is a superhero movie so let the endless punching commence throwing a box of grenades at a king god that explosion conveniently blew her directly into Steve Trevor's running path it's almost like Ares has a sense of humor or something this playing door opens easily from the outside during takeoff were they expecting a pizza delivery well I exactly does all", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="easily from the outside during takeoff were they expecting a pizza delivery well I exactly does all this God punching even matter Diana knows at this point that Stephen Ares are right about humans being weak he's barely doing anything and man is willing to go to war seems to me no matter who wins people be people but why if the gas is flammable and all you have to do is make it explode why not land the plane away from the people and set a charge I mean it's a beautiful sentiment at all but completely unnecessary magically and just in time Diana discovers a deeper well of her power she never knew existed huzzah whatever it is I can't no wait so she could hear him or she couldn't or she couldn't but now she can and remembering or she can read lips but only after 10 minutes or so or maybe she's travelling back in time so she can hear what he said or maybe forget it it doesn't matter anyway we all know where this is headed cuz this this is Wonder Woman this is more like Godzilla breath here it's a good thing the movie so clearly explain how she got these powers what they are and how to defeat a god that Zeus couldn't even kill where are they holding him we should kill him now and be done with it [Applause] what the hell is this thing lieutenant blue I wanna know this is my canoe you're stronger than this Diana you think that's air you're breathing now can you get some towels for me please I'm really losing a lot of blood you sound like you're proving that guys oh oh whipping is far deadlier than you can ever imagine I don't know I can imagine quite a bit I am Diana of thymus Kiera daughter of Hippolyta queen of the Amazons you killed my father", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmkf4zYlW4E | [Document(page_content="hey everyone this is danny kaye dance music video to his song runners featuring da Frampton directed by Christopher yang hope you guys enjoy dad you see my paycheck I don't know the Mail's up there huh you missed ondrea's parent-teacher conference by the way it was yesterday it's kind of important to her that you go bring me another beer what are you doing I've got that thing this weekend I'm going on a town in New York you didn't say anything about going to New York she's 10 years old how old she is she's my kid you know what I can get through with this [\xa0__\xa0] that you're pulling but she's 10 she needs a dad but what comes after New York what are you gonna move there I don't know I'm still going to work I'm paying the bills you want for me to be a dad what about you what am I gonna do in New York I have everything here I have my job I have my friend just go go to war right now I can't stay with you yeah I don't want to have a conversation you're the one that's walking away you're embarrassing yourself [Music] yep she said of a god run in with so right I was never present when she called me on those nights I would always regret when we wrap it in those fights healing someone laughter almost nothing there's no life for the child life in what you gon do expect relations the demoscene unknown [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] here's easy time believing it so much scary and it's often a soul crush but varies in each sleeve but follow me closely pillage your votes fitter than most of us don't see me since when I'm so fat without a clear direction a purpose imperfections they Serbia is it all worth it everything we're unearthing that leaves house with feelings of unknowns and burdens and I heard the voice the most peers around me they speak without it and going about anything that's been hounding me every day let the city that we seek is where we have the blame all I ever wanted was everything every moment I wasn't wanted everything but having it wasn't never but never wanted everything led at every moment I'm also instead of anything I ran away from a knowledge so easy [Music] [Music] come back I wanna do it right but how long that takes it now I sleep at night his way to beyond me cuz I will end up wandering the fact that mine I found what I'm looking for words don't think it's haunting as we wanting it even more and most nights in a while who I do it for but some nights at Asus train sounds and faces towns that escape me and far off a place and I love it she is this reason why I'm in fond of it with every lesson that I've learned there will be nothing great minds have inspired made me I was started as lately but they believe what I got is make me accept this thing is coming because you each press I take a new one attract lots I am to you I owe it to this masseur the truth the watch group mercy I watch the show [Music] [Music] right but how long that tasted that my sleep at night his way to become because I'm a little wandering all right hope you guys enjoyed that video it was a lot of fun to watch and a lot of fun to see you guys work on it it's been a little while since we've done a Wong who presents but in case people aren't familiar every so often we like to feature work by our friends that are done outside of Wong Fu Productions like our normal crew and normal slate of projects and Chris did this on the side with Dan and I'm just really proud of both you guys for doing this and we get we just wanted to share it with the Wong flan it's because we felt that they would enjoy it so Dan why don't you tell us a little bit about the song you know what the inspiration was for it and what you hope people can get from it yeah the the biggest thing though is I am so thankful to Chris from the team and to everybody for taking their time because obviously putting together these shoots it's not easy it's not like a quick process and so one like we've been", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'}), Document(page_content="together these shoots it's not easy it's not like a quick process and so one like we've been doing this for a little while and I'm just really really thankful that it's out there so the song is basically and the music video is basically about this idea of stability versus freedom it's something that I think that a lot of us are kind of thinking about whether you're in college whether you're out of college and the song and the lyrics is all about this idea of trying to come to a conclusion of what do I want to get out of life and then realizing at the end of it that there's no way to really take control over that it's about giving up control to whatever might happen it's just understanding that you can't control everything and so that's ultimately what the song is about yeah the lyrics are very fast so be sure to read them well put the links in the description below yeah you you got very fast deer was amazing - how did that come about that god yeah Gia's amazing Dee has been in some other videos you guys have already done so like when she's a great actress yeah but the way that we originally got to know where is through music and she's always been one of my favorite singer songwriters and luckily I was able to meet her through the community and she agreed to come on to the song also big shout out to Tyler Carroll as well as Travis Atreyu who were the ones that write and produce the track - yeah and so it kind of just all came together really organically immunity so Chris why don't you take us a little bit through you know just how did it all come about first or like why did you want to do this I guess I wanted to do it because it was it was different from something I'm used to doing and Benson who's the producer on this music video we both worked on a concept to translate this whole dichotomy between stability and freedom and trying to make it a relatable experience for like young young adults yeah I realized actually that maybe a lot of people haven't even seen you before but in case you guys didn't know Chris is a huge part of the Wong foo team he's an editor and also cinematographer here at one four productions he edits like basically half of all the lunch breaks that you see on the second channel and then with a lot of our recent projects he's the one behind the camera so it was really cool to see you kind of step outside of that role and and take on the directing seats so what was we're there were some of the challenges maybe that you felt because I mean it is a little different than that role right I'd say like the challenges was like being resourceful and working on a very tight schedule and like trying to shoot and convey as much as possible and in like a very set very tight schedule I think that was probably the biggest challenge and all obviously like working with Dan was yeah yeah but it was cool because I've seen Chris behind the scenes too and again more of the editing or the the Samet ography where he's a little bit he's in the zone on that so it was really cool watching Chris and then Benson also be more in control of the shoot and be more in a director old kind of mode and so Dan I guess um you know just to close things out where can they find this song and more of your music yeah again I'm just incredibly thankful this is able to be the kickoff for everything and so the album is officially out now it's called escape from LA it's got that song along with seven other tracks on it it's streaming now on everything so Apple the Spotify is the whatever else having capabilities and you can find it just look up Danny Kayden on what ever dan AKA dan what do you have against la man why are you trying to get out of here no it's actually it's a very positive commentary about la okay and there's a lot of good things about a life yeah there's a lot of great thing but there's also a lot of things that I think hold this bag and it's about trying to just get out of that net la", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'}), Document(page_content="a lot of things that I think hold this bag and it's about trying to just get out of that net la mentality to enjoy LA all right well congratulations man always been a big supporter of your art and also your support for us and the community as a whole dan is he so he's an artist and a musician rapper but he's also a huge piece to a lot of people's work that you might already be fans of in the Asian American art and entertainment community so thanks Dan congratulations Chris be sure to follow Dan links below listen to more of his music and we'll see you on the next one who presents later", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqs3fxfmWr4 | [Document(page_content="[Music] for the pencils body you need a type of wood that's soft enough to sharpen get strong enough not to bend under the writers hand pressure this German pencil factory uses cedar from California the wood is 0.2 inches thick and arrives pre-cut in slats of seven by two and a half inches one by one the slats pass under a giant cutting wheel it carves grooves that will become the channel down the middle that holds the lead the next machine fills the grooves with blue a special formulation that's slightly elastic this cushions the lid so that it's less likely to break inside the channel every second slide moves on to another conveyor belt the ones that stay on this line head toward the machine that lays in the led the led is made of a graphite and clay mixture baked in an oven at almost 1500 degrees Fahrenheit the LED laying machines wheel loads itself with LEDs their spacing matching the grooves in the slats now for the slats that move to that other conveyor belt an automated arm flips each one over slides it across a glue applicator then drops it on to a leaded slat on the other conveyor belt all the steps to this point have culminated in what is effectively a lead sandwich now a plunger squeezes those sandwiches together with a full ton of pressure it compresses them for an hour while the glue dries after that it's just a matter of slicing the sandwiches and a pencil this shaping machine makes the hexagonal profile in two steps first it's upper cutter forms three sides on top then it's lower cutter shapes three sides on the bottom as soon as the bottom side is cut the pencils separate now it's time to dress that Burwood one at a time the pencil shoot through a device called a lacquering head it coats the wood and paint yellow in this case last stop the rubber tip assembly machine first it squeezes the top of the pencil to slide on an aluminum ferrule then it inserts a rubber eraser into the Pharos other end and squeezes that tight the pencils are finally ready to roll across the grinding drum for sharpening [Music] by the time they roll off they're pointed perfection [Music]", metadata={'source': 'qqs3fxfmWr4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5530I_pYjbo | [Document(page_content='Give me your paw The other one. One more time. The other one. Good boy. Hey guys. So I get a lot of questions about\nhow I train my cats for my videos. Actually, the secret is I only taught them a paw trick and the rest are just something I made them get used to so I didn’t really train them. But I will explain those too\nif you want to try some of these with your cats. So, here’s how I taught them a paw trick. It’s nothing complicated. I just did this every time I fed them. First, grab their paw\nand let them get used to me doing that. Then, once they get used to it,\nthey will lift up their paw at some point. Grab it and feed them immediately. If you have more than two cats, having one watch the other one do it\nseems to help him understand what’s going on. Poki, can I have this paw? Thank you. Can I have the other one, too? Thank you. Poki! Give me your paw. Thank you. Can I have the other one? Yes! Give paw Thank you Can I have the other one? Yes Good boy. Cats are really curious, and especially living inside the house they don\'t have much entertainment aside from\nwhat you give them. So anything new in the house is exciting and\ninteresting for them and they just want to smell it and engage with it. So if you engage your kitties with your cooking\nby letting them smell the ingredients then it\'s entertaining for them to watch what\'s going on. Once they memorize the ingredient, they either lose interest... ...or go crazy for it. Since my cats like watching outside, we got them a cage so they could go outside safely. Over time they got comfortable and started\ntrying to explore outside their cage, so then I started taking them out for walks. They were kind of nervous first,\nbut they eventually got used to it. There\'s a doggie. There\'s a doggie coming! You okay? You\'re not scared? Bye bye "Excuse me."\nNot a problem. I guess you\'re not really scared of doggies, huh? Haku, what are you doing? Aghhh, come on! Who do you think is gonna clean your body?! *sigh* What\'s up? Is that cat nip or something? *cat sneezes* Of course you have to sneeze! *more cat sneezes* You okay buddy? When Kohaku got used to that,\nI put him in the basket of my bike. He\'s pretty laid back for a cat so he didn\'t mind and now he enjoys being in the basket\nand going for bike rides with me. Of course all cats have different personalities and some may not ever be comfortable going outside. Our cat Poki gets really stressed out by car rides\nso I don\'t take him with me. Some cats also startle easily and may run off\nif they suddenly get scared. It\'s important to pay attention to how your cat is acting and not push him to do something he doesn\'t want to do. Even if your cat doesn\'t like going for walks\nor watching you cook, he probably has personality quirks\nthat make him unique in other ways. Nagi likes to play fetch with plastic wrappers. *whistle*\nBring it back! Poki... is just Poki. Try playing with your cat in different ways and you might find something unique\nthat he or she enjoys! Thank you for watching! Poki, give me your paw. Okay, okay. You really want food! All right.', metadata={'source': '5530I_pYjbo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJykKOuank | [Document(page_content="hello and welcome to my kitchen at home now a while back I gave you my recipe for my favorite shortcrust pastry and I promised you some more ways of using it I already gave you my salted caramel banana cream pie which is delicious but today I'm going to show you how to make these really cute little mini Nutella pies now these local pies of brilliant treats and if you've been making any of my recipes recently there's a good chance you've got everything you need already prepared which is just pastry cookie dough and Nutella now the first thing to do is to prepare the filling and this couldn't be simpler because it is literally just not hello but there is something you need to do to it first and that is to freeze it because you can't put the tarnish straight into a pie and bake it but I find it goes a little bit dry when you do that so I'm going to freeze it first so I've got a piping bag here with a round nozzle a small round Northam and a load up in this head now it's important when you're piping not to let it spread too much because these are going to be the fillings for very very tiny pies and if it's too wide you're going to struggle to get it into your pastry place so I have a little tray here with some grease proof paper in it already and I'm going to pipe little tall round balls rather than like flat smashing wound now because Nutella is pretty sticky stuff you might find it's quite difficult to detach yourself from your little blob but just be very gentle so you're not pushing the blob out too wide and once you put all your little Nutella blobs but they need to go into the freezer while you get on with the next bit at least half an hour the one - head of blobs are chilling out in the freezer I'm gonna make my cookie dough and this is just my regular cookie dough recipe but I'm gonna make a half batch so starting with the dry ingredients I've got some plain flour here and in a mix it together with salt and bicarbonate of soda I'm just going to be about a whisk just to combine it quite as well and then to one side and later and now I'm going to beat my butter with my two sugars I've got caster sugar and light brown sugar and I'm just gonna beat them together briefly for like a minute I'll do so next it's to add the egg in the vanilla and I'm going to put in half an egg because this is a half a batch and a lot of you get freaked out about bath eggs but really easy just where your egg with your electric scales which by now I hope you've got and remove half of the weight of your egg basically I'm gonna add about a teaspoon of good quality vanilla extract I've give it a little stir and then that all goes in just beat that really briefly and now I'm just going to have my dry ingredients just folding them in briefly just till it all comes together and when it does it's time to add chocolate chips and I've got 75 grams of milk chocolate chips which I've cut up really nice and fine when that's ready or Wackerman and after just the briefest of bowls it's ready and I'm probably not going to use all of this cookie dough but as I've said before there is no bad thing about having leftover cookie dough because you can just whack it in the freezer and use it another time and I am going to roll ten gram balls of this cookie dough dough and get it ready for the final bit so I'm just gonna pick bits off I've got my measuring scales here and 10 grams is the good thing about this recipe is because all this stuff can be kept for a later date you don't have to make the full capacity you can just make like a few if you want for a little treat or you can make all of them for a party [Music] all right all my little cookie dough balls ready to go I'm just going to put them into the fridge to chill out for a minute I'll wrap my leftover cookie dough and put it in the freezer for in a cookie emergency and then I'll get on with making my pastry cases now it's time to make the pastry cases now I've", metadata={'source': 'OlJykKOuank'}), Document(page_content="and then I'll get on with making my pastry cases now it's time to make the pastry cases now I've already given you my recipe for shortcrust pastry and you can click on the link for that and I have actually cut my pastry amount in half so this is half a batch of that recipe and I've squashed it in two inches of a flat round disk so that it's easier for me to roll it so starting with a light coating of flour on my surface and I'm also going to dust my rolling pin as well so that doesn't stick I'm gonna roll this round of pastry out until it's about two millimeters thick which is quite thin but because these are really small Nutella pies you don't want most of it to be pastry and you want to have some room for the filling right about right now it's time to chomp out some circles and I'm using a round cookie cutter and I've got a mini cupcake pan here already pre-greased and you want your circle to be quite a bit bigger than the actual pan hole itself because it needs to come up the side of the pastry and it needs to be a little bit proud of the surface of the tin so I'm going to start by chomping up my circles all chopped out it's now time to line the tin and you need to kind of very gently ease them into the holes they're going to crease up and crinkle a little bit but you can smooth those out as you go now one of the reasons we're kind of making sure that the walls of the pastry cases are a little bit higher than the tin itself is because we're not going to blind bake these because they're so small that would be the biggest fiddle of all time so they might shrink back a little bit and this way it gives you a little bit of leeway and now with all my pastry and I'm just going to give the bottoms a quick prick with my fork now with all my bits and pieces ready it's time to assemble these little and Nutella pies so to start with I'm going to fill my little pastry cases with my frozen blobs of Nutella now if any of you are not set up blocks have kind of spread out like this one has just leave those alone because you don't want to have to force them into your pastry places and lastly we just need to top them with our little cookie dough balls and pushing these down a tiny bit but not completely because they will spread when they bake and I don't want them to run over the edge of the pastry case and that's it now I just need to bake these at 180 degrees C for 12 minutes [Music] all right they're cooled down although I must admit they are also really delicious when they're slightly warm so you can worn these up in the microwave for a couple of seconds if you want that I'm going to just try them at room temperature now now normally I wouldn't fill an entire pie with Nutella because super-sweet right but because these are so little it's just enough so they're sweet the shortcrust pastry isn't too sweet so that balances out really nicely I'm cooking on top is delicious oh you should definitely give these a go and if you don't have everything ready to go like I said before and if you can't an emergency situation go buy some shortcrust pastry from the supermarket buy some cookie dough from supermarket buy a jar of Nutella and you've got yourself a really super quick sweet treat but I'd always recommend that you make everything from scratch very much more delicious and way more satisfying well thanks so much for watching and I hope you've enjoyed this and if you like this video and you like the pastry a lot then do check out my salted caramel banana tart recipe because that is really nice there's a link to that on the screen right now you can also subscribe and make sure you don't miss any of my operates by clicking them a little bell down below I'll be back next week so in the meantime I hope you made these and let me know on Instagram by hashtagging cut picture", metadata={'source': 'OlJykKOuank'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SK1I0V6U5c | [Document(page_content="Hey, man, why wouldn't you start from the bottom? It's Ben, that's why. - I'm gonna get another cider. \n- All right, guys...\n- Jesus Christ... Another one, aren't you driving, I'm gonna let Paula know, You're telling, you're dead meat. Let's play another game. - .. Lets see if I can grab one.\n- Yeah. I'll see what we got. Hey, can we play Twister? I'm not playing Twister with you, bro. Chill with the Twister, bro, how old are you? Old enough? Hmm, well there's this, we do have this... What is that? Secrets can't hide from THE LIE DETECTOR. -I'm down. We're not...we're not actually gonna play this game, are we? I don't know, looks fun to me. Let's do it. No, let's play poker or something, there's no way I'm playing that game. What are you afraid of? This is a kid's lie detector game, this-- It's not a kid's game, look, read it, it's fun for all ages. We're all ages, dude... You think that thing actually works? - Who cares, dude, you got a secret or something, you're tryna hide something from us?\n- I know... I know... I'm not gonna play this game. - Are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game?\n- No, no, no, no, no--- Look, it's this or twister or strip poker, dude. - What's with you and getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games...\n- No... no... no ways...\n- Oh, yes, we are.\n-I'm not going to play this-- All right...? Okay. Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets... - Sounds fine.\n- Whatever. Just go. Okay, I'll go first. Hector... Did you cry during the Titanic? Absolutely not.\n*lie detector buzzes* You cried during the Titanic. Look at all of this secrets poking out of his pants. This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work.\n*lie detector buzzes* It was like 15 years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Ten years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Five years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Four days ago!\n*ding* Whatever, Larry. Do you still wet the bed? No. *lie detector buzzes* Oh God? I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition. Condition, what's a condition called, Larry? What we don't know what you're talking about not funny all cool ah Larry, can you lick your elbow? No\n*lie detector buzzes* Why would you lie about that anyway my turn mmm? Hector... Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know? Yeah, I guess...\n*ding* You do...? Okay have you ever...\nHmm... I don't know... Killed anybody?\n-Wow... Dark... You Gotta answer it. yEs, I'vE kilLed sOmEoNe bEfOrE!\n*ding* In Call Of Duty. Oh... Mm-hmm. My turn Larry... What's your favorite color?\n-Purple.\n*lie detector buzzes* Hector were you home on the night of October 3rd, 2017? Yeah.\n*lie detector buzzes*\nLarry... Ya, got'em copy. ♪ Do you believe in love after-- ♪ Do you by any chance have a job that you've kept undercover? No... Nothing comes to mind.\n*lie detector buzzes* Larry, do you like ice cream? Yes., *ding* Hector, are you a hitman for the singing of mango cartel? No. *lie detector buzzes* Hmm... Larry... Are you a narc? No. *lie detector buzzes* Hector... Do you like cupcakes? Yes. Hector... How do you feel about anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law? Feels great... *lie detector buzzes* Where did you guys get all the good cards man!? Larry... Do you think you're messing with the same man right now now? No.", metadata={'source': '9SK1I0V6U5c'}), Document(page_content="*ding* Larry, do you--- (angrily) SHUT UP BEN!!! Hector did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives in a van outside your house has been parked there all week? Larry did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me? Did you know I have a sniper watching you right now? *shing* Ah! Yeah, well did you know that I have seen a pingas six best marksman watching you right now? *shing shing shing shing shing shing fast* I see where this is going... Guys? Guys? can we just calm down?! I've got 600 men. *shing x600 fast* Now look at you, glowing... like one big ol red Christmas light... It's time to open gifts you have a wife named Betty right Hector. He's your best friend man stop. No, he's not!\n*lie detector buzzes* He's not my best friend! *lie detector buzzes* Am I your best friend? No! *lie detector buzzes* Maybe! *lie detector buzzes* Yes, yes... *ding* What about you? Am I your best friend? No...\n*lie detector buzzes* You're not! *lie detector buzzes* Maybe. *lie detector buzzes* Yes. *lie detector buzzes* HELL YES! *ding* But I don't love you with all my heart! *lie detector buzzes* Yeah, well it's not like you've always been there for me! *lie detector buzzes* But you were my best friend since second grade. *ding* Stand down boys...\n*lasers go away* And who's your 2nd best friend? (angrily) SHUT UP BEN!!! Subtitles by ProKameron.", metadata={'source': '9SK1I0V6U5c'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EyFghIt5o | [Document(page_content='[INTRO ♪] Earth’s climate has been through a lot over\nthe past few billion years, and at this point scientists have a pretty\ngood handle on how our planet has changed over time. But we talk about the future of the climate\ntoo. About how it’s changing more quickly than\nit has in the past, and about the dangers of rising temperatures and more severe droughts and storms. Our methods for predicting the future of climate are a little different than those for reconstructing\nthe past. The past leaves physical records we can study in things like tree rings and ice cores. The future requires us to be a little more\nabstract. So, we mostly predict the future of Earth’s\nclimate using computer models— mathematical reconstructions of our atmosphere that account for as much detail as possible to produce an accurate simulation. And it’s taken decades to build them up\nto the point where we can be confident that what they say is\naccurate. But it is. And what the models say is that our climate\nis changing, and humans are making it happen. Global climate models, or GCMs, grew out of early computerized attempts to\nmodel the planet’s atmosphere in the 40s and 50s. Scientists weren’t even trying to predict\nthe future— they just wanted to create a representation\nof the Earth’s atmospheric system as it was at the time. That was hard enough. Climate models, then and now, divide the Earth’s surface into chunks a\nfew hundred kilometers on a side, each with different properties like air movement\nand surface temperature. Then, the computer calculates how all those\nchunks interact with each other to see how things change over time. Those early models were super simple. They did things like combine land and sea\ninto a single damp surface with no geography, or represent the Earth\nas a cylinder instead of a sphere because the poles confused the computer. Thankfully, that didn’t lead to a whole\nmovement of cylinder-Earthers, though. All this simplifying was necessary because\nearly supercomputers were kind of limited. We’re talking, like, five kilobytes of RAM. Your phone has, like, 500,000 times that much. Still, it was enough to come up with a crude\npicture of Earth’s atmospheric currents and its\nwet and dry regions. Eventually, though, scientists wanted more than just a model of the atmosphere around\na featureless cylinder— they wanted something that fit ... an actual\nplanet. Now, they could make the model more accurate by making the chunks smaller, but that would\ntake more computing power. And what about the effects of mountains on\nair movement? What about warm and cold water circulating\nin the oceans? To answer those questions, climate modelers\nneeded more juice. By the 1970s, they were also beginning to\nworry about the greenhouse effect of the carbon dioxide we were adding to the\natmosphere by using fossil fuels. They thought it could trap the sun’s heat\nand cause the planet to warm. At the same time, computers were getting powerful\nenough that they weren’t limited to modeling the\npresent anymore. So, programmers wanted to start using models to predict future changes in the climate. But before a climate model can be turned loose\nto predict the future, it has to be able to predict the past—what’s\nknown as hindcasting. And that’s an important test, because if the model’s “predictions”\nmatch what we know already happened, we can be more confident about what it says\nwill happen in the future. Temperature records go back a century or more. If you start a model in 1850, it should be\nable to progress through time and match the general trends in temperature\nwe already know happened. And by the late 1970s, climate models started\nto be able to do this. In 1979, a report pulling from two different\nclimate models suggested that the Earth’s temperature would\nincrease as atmospheric carbon dioxide increased. Specifically, assuming twice as much CO2 in\nthe atmosphere, they predicted an increase between 1.5 and', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'}), Document(page_content='the atmosphere, they predicted an increase between 1.5 and\n4.5 degrees Celsius, which trends suggested could happen before\nthe 21st century was up. That range has proven pretty reliable ever\nsince. It still fits the warming we expect to happen\nover the next century or so, even as models have become much more powerful. So, models in the 70s were able to answer\none simple “what if” question: What happens if the amount of carbon dioxide\nin the atmosphere doubles? But these days, you can carry more computing\npower in your pocket than those early programmers ever dreamed\nof and use it to send people pictures of your\ncat that disappear after 10 seconds. Truly, it’s a golden age. And not only are cat pictures better, but\nso are climate models. We now have the resources to ask and answer\nmore detailed questions. And boy, do we have a lot of them. Governments want to know what will happen,\nin detail, in their corner of the world. And scientists want to know what will happen if we take measures to stop global climate\nchange, as opposed to letting emissions run rampant. With the models we have now, we can produce more customized predictions\nbased on different scenarios of what humans might do in the future, like how much carbon dioxide will be emitted\nover a given amount of time and how much land will be used for agriculture. You can also use these models to basically\nrun the predictions backwards, and calculate the factors that would lead\nto a certain amount of warming. So for example, if policymakers want to see\nwhat changes should be made to limit overall global warming to 2 degrees\nCelsius, they just have to use a climate model with\nthe appropriate parameters. That said, just because it’s the 21st century and computers are awesome now doesn’t mean\nclimate models have reached their perfect final form. The Earth’s atmosphere is an unbelievably\ncomplex system, and we don’t yet have models powerful enough\nto track absolutely everything. We also can’t account for every single thing\nhumans do now or might do in the future. So, we now know a lot about what will happen, but there’s still work left to do in perfecting\nour predictions. For example, up until 2012 or so, models weren’t great at predicting sea level\nrise— they undershot it pretty badly. UN reports in 2001 and 2007 made predictions\nfor sea level rise that failed to track with what we observed\nvia satellites by about 60%. That might be because the models didn’t\nfully account for the rapid changes in the ice sheets over Antarctica\nand Greenland. For the UN’s most recent report in 2013, the models were re-programmed and the projections\nfor sea level rise increased to be more in line with what we’re\nseeing happen. We want our models to do better, in part because we want to know what’s going\nto happen to our climate, and in part because accounting for all the\nvariables is just good science. With these constant improvements, every new prediction can be more detailed. And in the last couple of decades, we’ve started to be able to tailor predictions\nfor specific regions. Which is helpful, because people and governments in different parts of the world want to know\nvery different things. A farmer in southern Europe might want to\nknow if drought will affect their crops more severely in the\nfuture, while an islander from the Maldives might\nbe more concerned about their country being completely swallowed\nby rising seas. Now we can try to answer those questions, and a lot of the answers aren’t encouraging. No matter how you look at it, the models are\nvery clear that the planet is warming. That’s one of the easiest things to predict— I mean, we’ve been doing it since 1979. If we pump more heat-trapping greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, the\nnumbers come out warmer. There are factors other than greenhouse gases\nthat the models take into account too, like particulate matter', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'}), Document(page_content='that the models take into account too, like particulate matter\nfrom volcanoes and coal-burning power plants, which can have\na cooling effect. And we know the oceans will slow warming for\na while by absorbing CO2, until they run out of capacity. But all the predictions say the warming caused\nby greenhouse gases will have a stronger effect. Even in scenarios where governments around\nthe world work quickly to limit and phase out greenhouse gas emissions, climate models predict that the Earth’s\ntemperature increase will be at least around 2 degrees. In other scenarios, where we take less aggressive\naction or no action at all, the planet’s average surface temperature\ngoes up by more like 6 degrees Celsius. Which, if you’re used to Fahrenheit? That’s 11 degrees. That’s hot. But higher temperatures are far from the only\nconsequence of climate change. Using models, along with other tools, researchers predict all kinds of other effects. A comprehensive report by the US Global Change\nResearch Program, published in 2014, lists some of the consequences. It emphasizes effects on North America, but similar things would happen all over the\nworld. With more and more time passing between periods\nof freezing temperatures, plants could experience a longer growing season. That could actually have a net positive effect of causing plants to take up more CO2 so less\nstays in the atmosphere. But the good news pretty much ends there. In general, around the world and in North\nAmerica, there would be changes in the distribution\nof precipitation, including rain and snow. The changes tend toward increasing extremes. A warmer atmosphere holds more moisture, so\nwet regions will get wetter. But models show shifts in large-scale movements\nof air that would exacerbate dryness, too. So, for example, the dry American Southwest\nwill get even drier. And major events like droughts, heat waves,\nand powerful storms will get worse and more frequent. The effects of climate change on Atlantic\nhurricanes are hard to predict. We don’t know for sure whether it was responsible for the devastating 2017 hurricane season. But we know that as the global temperature\nincreases, the temperature of the surface of the ocean\ndoes too. And warm ocean water is hurricane fuel. Historically, warmer years don’t produce\nmore hurricane landfalls, so we may only see stronger storms, not more\nof them. But that’s not a sure thing. Climate change will have other kinds of effects,\ntoo, like rising sea levels, melting ice caps,\nand changes in ocean currents, but it would take a whole other episode to\ntalk about them all. Which is exactly what we did a few years ago. Thanks to decades of work improving climate\nmodels, we now have a very good idea of what’s happening, both globally and regionally. And even though our models have gotten much\nmore detailed over the years, those predictions of increasing temperatures\nhave stayed constant. Which is a good sign for the science of climate\nmodeling, but maybe also cause to be a little worried. We’ve always known the Earth wasn’t just\na damp cylinder. But as our ability to model the climate has\nimproved over time, we’ve learned a lot about how our planet\nworks, and what we’re doing to it. Thanks for watching this episode of SciShow. If you’re interested in learning more about\nthe effects of climate change, we have another video about just that topic. [OUTRO ♪]', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYOdWRo0JY | [Document(page_content='Earlier this week, I saw\nthis video on YouTube it came up in my recommended\nsection of this guy taking his iPhone to Walmart and\nthere\'s this machine there that will buy your phone in\nany condition, you just have to answer a few questions,\nand it looked like this: - [Machine] Tap the type of device. Your device. So it got me thinking, how much would they give me for an iPhone X? Here\'s the plan right now,\nso we\'re going to pick up this iPhone hopefully we actually get it and it\'s not a scam, I\nmean less than retail after just 10 days, it\ndoesn\'t make total sense. Once we get the phone we\'re\ngonna drive all the way to Compton where there\'s\na special Walmart there, I kid you not, they have\nthe eco-ATM machines. Hopefully we\'ll get some\nmoney for this iPhone X. Maybe $900, maybe more? Dude, the people on Craigslist,\nthey all wanted like $1,300, $1,500 for the phone,\nlike the fact that I could be maybe be getting this phone\nfor $900, it\'s a steal. Is the bank open yet? - [Rob] We\'re caged in. Is this some GTA stuff\nwe gotta pull here man? (mimicking car sounds) Gotta get this guy some money. We got the funds. Let\'s hope this guy\'s\nlegit, it would really suck to drive all the way out\nhere just to have to go right back home, and\nit\'s such a good deal, like my mom always said, "If\nit\'s too good to be true, "it\'s probably too good to be true." I\'m proving that one wrong today. Mariachi band dude. Better pop a U-ey. iPhone X for a song, sounds good with me. (mariachi music) So we\'re like two minutes\naway right now, I\'m excited. Doing this at a 7/11, that\'s a first. Alright I\'m meeting the guy\nhere, he says which car, \'I\'m in orange, ya can\'t miss me.\' That\'s probably the truest\nstatement of this entire video. If I have to go walk\nin someone\'s car, Rob, you gotta get out with me dude. Got cash, my SIM card,\nSIM tool, phone, let\'s go. No, no, I\'m, no, this is\nsketchy, this is sketchy. "I\'ll be in a black BMW,\nwon\'t have my phone. "I\'ll park right outside." Dawg, why won\'t you have your phone? Scared. (organ chimes) Yo, we got that heat, we got\nthe heat, it was all legit. $900, That was the best\n$900 I\'ve ever spent. The phone\'s like 10 days\nold, let\'s go to Compton. (rapping lyrics) ("Be Humble" by Kendrick Lamar) We got a drive ahead of us. (hip hop music) Do you guys know your windshield, do you guys know the back\nwindshield is cracked? We got the windshield wipers still goin\'. They\'re filming us.\n(laughs) What\'s good, subscribe,\nturn notifications on! (laughing) What\'s good, hey! So we\'re about 15 minutes\naway from the place, we\'ve made some friends on the\nhighway, a bunch of you guys have been taking pictures of\nus, I\'m hoping the machine is open when we get there,\nthat would really suck if it\'s out of order, but\nwe\'re almost in Compton. - [Rob] It was never about the phone. Dude it was never about\nthe phone, you know this. It\'s just about the dance moves dude. We finally made it to Walmart,\nI got my iPhone X right here, the machine\'s apparently inside,\nlet\'s go sell this thing. I didn\'t do it, I\'ve never been able to click my heels, one day. So we\'re inside Walmart right now, and here is the legendary machine. Eco-ATM, instant cash for\nPhones, that\'s what I\'m about. So before we try this out with\nthe real iPhone X right here, I got a fake iPhone X, I\'m\nnot gonna go through with it, but I wanna see if the machine can recognize that this is a fake. Let\'s check this out. Alright, touch to begin, sell\nyour device, safety first. Okay, I need a photo ID, they\'re\ngoing the whole nine here. They\'re asking for my finger\nprint, my driver\'s license, Hi there.\n- [Eco] Hi there. I\'m Eco. - [Keaton] Hi Eco.\n- [Eco] Here are a few things to check before we start. - [Keaton] Okay. - [Eco] First, turn on your device and make sure you keep it unlocked. This is the fake iPhone\nX, like those settings are not on the iPhone by fault. Alright, I\'m all set.', metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'}), Document(page_content="X, like those settings are not on the iPhone by fault. Alright, I'm all set.\n- [Eco] Just tap when ready. Okay, I'm ready. - [Eco] Please tap the type\nof device you'd like to sell. - [Keaton] Apple iPhone. - [Eco] Tap the carrier\nthat your device was with. Unlocked, we're gonna say it's an unlocked phone.\n- [Eco] Please tell me- I would say it's pretty good, you know what, this thing's flawless. This thing is brand new, it's flawless. You'll see this video on\nFriday, the real vs. fake. - [Eco] Tap the cable type\nthat connects to your device. - [Keaton] Lightning.\n- [Eco] Now let's get your device ready for your ecoAppraisal, - [Keaton] Peeled of stickers, we're good. - [Eco] by removing any cases or stickers. I'm printing out a label\nthat will help me keep track of your device.\n- [Keaton] What? - [Eco] Please place it on\nthe back of your device. Yo, you put this label on the back of your phone so it can track it. There we go, nice snug fit. Ayyy, like a glove. - [Eco] Tell me about your\ndevice so I know what to do next. - [Keaton] It works! - [Eco] Next, I'll connect\nyour device to evaluate its electronics and condition. I wanna see how much it says\nthis fake phone is worth. - [Eco] I'm opening my drawer, where I'll do\nOh my God, look! Look at this!\n- [Eco] your full appraisal. What? - [Eco] Now, unlock your screen. It says it's charging. Oh my God, alright, whoa, that was, - [Eco] Hang on.\nEasy does it girl. Easy does it, girl, I'm\njust gonna, alright. Why is this harder than I feel? Okay, perfect, perfect.\n- [Eco] Great work. This is a pretty easy process\nso far, too bad we gotta do this a second time, this is the fake one. - [Eco] And we're off. I wanna see what it says\nabout this fake phone. This thing's running Android,\nand if we wanna cop out, 'Return my Device,' we\ncan hit the bail switch. Who owns this machine, I wanna know. Rob, how much do you think\nit's gonna give us, like $500? - [Rob] Maybe it'll give you $1000? Yeah, $200, that's what I'm thinking, they're saying $200, I'm saying (laughs). Look at this, it's saying Galaxy\nS7, not even the iPhone X. Alright, I put a fake one in there first. - [Eco] Are you sure you want to quit? Yes. - [Eco] Don't forget to grab your device. It says it's a Galaxy S7. I guess that's what the clone is saying. (buzzer) So on the fake iPhone X,\nit actually thinks it's a Galaxy S7 Edge, that's interesting. Now, we got the real iPhone X right here. We're gonna fire this thing up, we're actually gonna sell this one. I'm scared, please give me a good deal. If I turn it on, it looks\nlike it's an Apple iPhone X and the control center works on this one, on the fake one it doesn't work, make sure you check out\nthe video on Friday. Sell, you can even do an\nestimate, that's cool. The guy who sold it to\nme said it was unlocked. But I think it's Verizon. Alright, I'm gonna say it's unlocked. I'm gonna say it's flawless,\nthis thing's brand freakin new. - [Eco] Tap the cable type\nthat connects to your device. I'm printing out a label.\nGot another label, ayyy! This is the last and only\nthing that's gonna be on this phone, no case,\nit never even was dropped, didn't even see a life. I'm gonna miss you, iPhone\nX, brand new iPhone X. Goodbye sweet child. Whoa whoa whoa, check\nthis out, check this out. It says, 'Trust this computer?' I'm gonna say 'Don't trust'\nthis computer, that's whack, is it tryin' to get your data, maybe. I need to hit 'Trust this computer,' Alright, let's pull this out. Bam, now we gotta trust\nit or it won't sell. Nice Job, love compliments, wooo! Goodbye iPhone X. - [Eco] You can still get your device back It was nice seeing you.\n- [Eco] if you change your mind later.\nI'm not changing my mind later, don't\neven give me that option. Whoa, did you see how fast it's going? - [Eco] 1/3 of Android phone users don't use a lockscreen passcode. - [Keaton] No, I don't\nwant your bonus questions, unless you're gonna give me", metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'}), Document(page_content='want your bonus questions, unless you\'re gonna give me\nmore money for the questions, I don\'t want them. I like\'em, I like the\nquestions now, that\'s good. If you\'d asked me, "Have\nyou ever done that before?" I\'d answer honestly ... no. This machine is so loud. Hey, what\'s good man. - [Man] Hey, can I get a picture? Yeah man, what\'s up. I\'m selling the iPhone X right now. There you go guys, you\'re everywhere, Techsmartt Army is everywhere man. What\'s your name?\nAnthony. Nice to meet you Anthony, I\'ll see you. I\'m hoping for $400, vote\nup in the icard right now how much you think I\'m gonna\nget, $100, $200, $300, or $400. I\'m hoping $400. - [Eco] I can\'t offer\nyou cash for your device, but if you want I\'m still happy to recycle it for you responsibly. - [Keaton] Okay so, it\ndoesn\'t think it\'s a Galaxy, wait, what? Does it think it\'s an Alcatel\nOne Touch, wait, really? It\'s just telling me to\nrecycle my phone now, they\'re not even willing to give me cash. So like, what do we do, do I recycle it, and be a good person or\ndo I take that thing back, take that thing right on home. I\'m gonna hit \'Return my Device.\' - [Eco] Are you sure you want to quit? No I\'m not. I\'m gonna hit \'Recycle it.\' I just hit recycle it.\n- [Eco] Awesome, everybody wins when you\ndecide to help the planet and keep your devices out of a landfill. Everybody wins there guys. - [Eco] Now I check your photo\nID to make sure you\'re 18 or older and to verify\n(laughs) You need my ID? Oh wait, I can still say change my mind. It needs my ID, to make a donation. You shouldn\'t need an ID to recycle, guys. I\'m gonna give it my ID.\nlike, yes I\'m gonna give it my information, right\nhere, we got the ID son. - [Eco] Thank you, I\'m\nchecking your ID now. This won\'t take long. To finish your identity check, Now it wants a photo.\n(camera clicks) - [Eco] Looking good.\nThere we go, that was sexy. - [Eco] Now we just need\nto finalize a few things, and you\'ll be all set. - [Keaton] Can I still pull\nmy phone back from here? I\'m guessing that I can\'t. There we go, of course we can. - [Eco] Review the eco-ATM terms and conditions, and privacy policy. If you have any more devices\nto sell, we can do that now. We can pull it back, we can pull it back. Do we pull it back? We\'re too deep, we\'re too deep, no thanks. - [Eco] This is your last chance. It even wants me to\npull the iPhone X back. I\'m just upset we didn\'t get any money. There we go, How likely am I to recommend this service? Extremely likely, it was delightful. It\'s restarting, it can\'t\nhandle the iPhone X. Nice to meet you Matthew. Alright, there we go, I\njust recycled my iPhone X at a Walmart.\n- [Rob] How do you feel? Awful, oh wait, wait. Yo, yo, yo, there\'s a\nsecret slot, accessory bin. But you don\'t get any money for it. I shoulda just put the iPhone\nX in there at the start. Not gonna lie, I\'m pretty\nupset that the machine didn\'t give us anything for our iPhone X, my guess is it\'s cause the phone is so new it just hasn\'t been\nupdated in the machine. Let me know in the comments if you guys are more shocked than I am. Make sure you get subscribed\nwith notifications on so you guys don\'t miss\nanother video and follow us on our Instagram story because\nit\'s poppin\' over there, you\'ll see the whole behind the scenes. I\'ll see you guys in the next Walmart. Peace.', metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VgrgV3kFk | [Document(page_content="well six I mean can I ask a football question sure is Jimbo stay for at least another season it was Jimbo is here forever I mean long as the union wants to be yeah he's good he's gonna be good as gold yeah so if next season's like this season he's still alright well we'll take across that bridge when we get to it right but I'm confident we're gonna be we're gonna be good next season I'm very confident I think we've had some tough breaks this you gotta remember here so we start off we lose our quarterback good young man right great I think that was doing great he's really rehabbing good he'll be back for you know hopefully spring practice lose our quarterback hurricanes come we don't play for another three weeks and that really changed the whole I think it changed the whole chemistry of the team and we finally got back we lost a close game you know that we probably could have won lost a couple other close ones but the quality of the science Milan could have probably do the quality of our student-athlete beat Louisville quality of our student-athletes is outstanding and I'm very confident we're gonna be fun and Jimbo is gonna be fun okay well thank you for letting me go off top", metadata={'source': 'g3VgrgV3kFk'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnxv9OH-giQ | [Document(page_content="come on let's go there you so guys now it's time for us to fly again and travel now let's go to Natalia because again this kisser don't appear I'll see you next week okay bye now we will see you at the careful let's go in trouble okay so guys over here at the airport one hour before our flight we need to go and run okay so that is now we boarded we're going to LA for Netflix stranger things in ears we hear you the plane as you can see look how big this is so you have a 14 hours of life she is mom and dad drinking and the airplane me juice Cheers he so guys know about taking off [Music] guys now we're laying down and it's time to sleep you see yes there later Los Angeles California [Music] guys guess where we are Hollywood time [Music] [Music] so guys know we're here Netflix right there I'm gonna watch that tomorrow okay I know it's Halloween that's why hey guys so the music is here inspiring music look at that mirror though and that and mom is right there oh yeah look at that bear look at that sofa forget this office table right there I'm gonna edit my videos here we will be staying here for a week yeah yeah Los Angeles yeah look at that insane what a fool you hey that's 40 in elevator okay so guys now we're going to eat outside dinner and we will meet Leah Abra because he lives here in LA and there's mom and dad right there let's go whoo you're hammering right there but who are you now oh good yeah [Music] now walking around with the fam what is that I think you can withdraw our cupcake yeah okay let's see okay now we're gonna try it.take or jnana do like and why the top kitchen isn't working la I just woke up and my brother is sleeping right there and we have to wake him up it's more so let's wake up my bro and start okay so now let's play my growth drum better off alone hope you accept here what's rid of you uh beautiful sunrise well yeah okay okay so that is the first thing that we're gonna do this is eat breakfast guys look how did this breakfast place is insane oh yeah oh yeah sunrise right there daddy and mommy right there time to eat breakfast french toast two eggs and it's time here comes your breakfast is already french toast important jana and this for me and that's where dad guys now we don't eat in yeah and we need to go no but before that it's transition up into our coach in three two yeah and enough for that we're going to stranger things season two premiere so now let's go on with our day yeah you guys know facebook office going inside no guys no here you ready yeah who's that so now we're just waiting and I'm gonna gonna enter Facebook office Efrain okay now let's go in France so guys look at this this is the cafeteria off Facebook look at that far we should have a carpool video there carpool video here you ready and three two one here we done with the car jump now guys we're going upstairs Facebook headquarters yeah what's on your mind this is the Facebook wall guys so we should write here later yeah so we're here Instagram live a few inches later you guys we just finished like something about Instagram things we can't vlog it because it's fun potentials now just roam around and take some pictures you know what I mean and someone's hot shots so yeah they're going [Applause] because we were here at the Instagram and Facebook headquarters I'm gonna wear my jacket I'm wearing my hoodie blue hoodie three two one a back to our montage [Music] janna what's on your mind right now you know what's in my mind then the view maybe now let's write on the Facebook wall here in LA [Music] Oh what is that thank you so much what's that thanks to the grab for the booty so here's the Instagram room ooh nice look at this this like a Instagram stood yeah wait oh god I just can see here's the Instagram room right here and wait who's that is that a photo of Nana wait the dogs thank you so much for dusting hi guys thank you headquarters give you a few moments later 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bus so we just finished watching these other two what can you say about that scary or you mean scary I mean it's a little scary but you know you guys didn't watch it there's so many funny parts and now we're going to the after-party so you will see you guys there in three two one let's go that's a little cold so now guys we go into the after party stranger things too and we walking around it's a little cold that's it guys along with a bunch of lights now we're here at the hakama sound fair it's like a Halloween party yeah let's give them a montage it's Meryl where else you take pumpkins it's alive come on let's go there don't go on say its turn now so let's go there let's go let's just go one time then everyone okay use the flashlight no okay so she doesn't know oh my what's up y'all oh yeah there's nothing you know why do we like calm oh man that and let them try this and either action yeah okay let's go in come on that okay so I'm with my dad right now hey that wheel nope it's not no I've been here Eddie oh my gosh my dad just got scared for the first time no was it scared you got scared the first time yeah yeah for the first I actually saw it was alive a toy in you now admit it see her action okay [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] okay so here we go again okay mom Jana and dad right there okay here we go here we go here we go [Music] are you saying [Music] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'Gnxv9OH-giQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9eFkmjIIWA | [Document(page_content='As far as we know, humans are the only living\nthings that wear watches. But we aren’t the only ones that can tell\ntime. Earth’s movement sets the rhythms of countless\nbiological clocks. The 24 hour solar period winds cellular gears\ncontrolling sleep, hunger, and metabolism in creatures ranging from jellyfish to elephants. And our 365-and-a-quarter-day journey around\nthe sun regulates cycles of seasons, harvests, and migrations. But the phases of our planet’s nearest neighbor\nalso have a surprising pull on biological rhythms. [OPEN] For many species the moon’s glow is a cue\nthat’s crucial to their survival. Vampires and emo teenagers aren’t the only\nones who find moonlight romantic. Lots of animals use the 29-and-a-half day\nlunar cycle to sync up when it comes to finding a mate. Triggered by the full moon, impalas roar,\nwhich in turn triggers all their female mates to begin ovulation. Using a common signal like this ensures every\nmember of a species goes looking for a partner at the same time. Lunar cycles are especially important in the\nsea. Marine bristle worms live on rocky shorelines,\nwhere they rise to the water’s surface under the dim light of the new moon. The worms mass together, swirling around one\nanother and release their gametes in sync. This big mating party increases the chances\nthat any one worm will contribute to the next generation. Some eels also reproduce all at once, and\nrely on the dim light of the new moon to avoid predators. The moon also controls the tides, and that\npull can help some animals’ eggs and larvae develop and survive. Fish called grunion lay their eggs high up\non beaches during high tides, where the sand protects the eggs as they develop. They hatch when the next cycle of high tides\nwashes them out to sea. But what *controls* these living lunar cycles? These species must have an inner moon clock. When scientists raised marine worms in constant\nlight or darkness, they didn’t try to reproduce. But when they gave them artificial light on\na lunar schedule, the worms did their mesmerizing mating dance. The scientists found special neurons in the\nworms’ brains that respond to light, linked to timing genes that control these lunar behaviors. The moon seems to act like a signal that supercharges\nthe worms’ desire to mate when the light at night is just right. But the moon is more than just a clock. It transforms ecosystems. The full moon is 100 times brighter than the\nnew moon. This lets animals see their prey, forage,\nand navigate better. But all that light can be risky. Many species of frogs avoid calling to their\nfriends during the full moon, since the extra light makes it more vulnerable to predators. And all the manmade light sources now flooding\nthe night could provide a fake, full-time full moon that might throw ecosystems out\nof whack. So what about us? Women’s reproductive cycles are about the\nsame length as the lunar cycle, but scientists think that’s probably just a coincidence. If human menstrual cycles were, in fact, linked\nto the moon, why not our great ape sisters? Now that millions of women are using apps\nto track menstrual periods, it’s become pretty clear there’s likely no connection. So for antelopes, coral, fish, and even wildebeest\non the Serengeti, the phases of life are set by phases up above. Next time you take a look at that fancy clock\nin your pocket, remember that you aren’t the only creature on Earth who relies on a\nsatellite to know what time it is. Stay curious. Yes. Technically speaking, moonlight is just sunlight. So you can stop typing that comment. And no, there’s no such thing as werewol', metadata={'source': 'L9eFkmjIIWA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rutlOmdgqgI | [Document(page_content="♪♪ Gotta get something\noff my chest Tired of small talk\nparties lit cigarettes Hoping that someone\nstops to learn me We become loners when\nour lives are a mess yea And we act like we're fine\nwhen we're not are we ok am I ok I know I'm not a perfect girl but I'm here tryna face the\nworld I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together Everyone's tryna steal the show but in the end when the\ncurtains close I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together you're coping together Point me the right way\nout my head I get so manic keeping\nup with my breath But then you came along\nand learned me Now I have company out\nin the deep end And we act like we're fine\nwhen we're not are we ok are you ok I know I'm not a perfect girl but I'm here tryna\nface the world I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together Everyone's tryna steal the show but in the end when the\ncurtains close I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together you're coping together I'm not asking for too much Honesty is honestly enough yea And I'm not here to\nchange the truth Tell me yours and I'll\nshare mine with you I know I'm not a perfect girl I'm broken mmmmhmmmm Everyone's tryna steal the show but in the end when the\ncurtains close I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together I'm broken you're broken I'm broken you're broken\nyou're coping together Together together yea\nwe're coping together Together together yea\nwe're coping together", metadata={'source': 'rutlOmdgqgI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oXybog2IuI | [Document(page_content="hi I'm John Green welcome to my salon this is Mental Floss video and did you know that koalas have fingerprints just like humans in fact they're virtually indistinguishable from ours the only other animals that have fingerprints like humans are our relatives like chimps and gorillas anatomist believed that koalas may have evolved them as a way to help them grab and hold eucalyptus leaves and that is the first of many facts about koalas I'm going to share with you today that's right it's a koala only episode a koala tacular some sources say the word koala may have come from an Aboriginal word meaning no drink because koalas don't drink much but some say that's a myth and the term actually has Darragh origins that's a specific Aboriginal language and means animal speaking of koala linguistics there isn't a word for a group of koalas they don't actively avoid each other but they tend to be solitary creatures so it's not necessary to have a word for a group koalas also have a scientific name of course and the term for their genus comes from Greek words and means pouched bear but koalas aren't bears they're mammals with pouches which makes them marsupials it also makes them adorable so for a bit of koala history fossils have been found of their ancestors there were koalas very similar to the ones we know today as far back as 26 million years ago just for a bit of context our species has been around for about 250,000 years so one percent of koala history after the first koalas appeared there were for a time also tiny ones maybe just half as big and even more recently about three million years ago there were giant koalas double the size of the current one but back then Australia had mostly rain forests in the rain forests the eucalyptus trees were relatively scarce and yet koalas still used them for food that actually gave koalas an evolutionary advantage because as Australia became more dry many other trees receded but the eucalyptus is stayed around by the way we tend to think of koalas as a common Australian animal but they actually have 10 times more wild camels in Australia than they do koalas the reason for the strong association between koalas and Australia is partly thanks to the cartoonist Norman Lindsay at the turn of the 20th century he created a group of koala characters which were used to satirize parts of Australian culture another reason for the connection is that during World War one a contingent of the first Australian Imperial force actually brought a koala with them to Palestine as sort of a living mascot but whatever England had a lance-corporal goat in their army in 2008 Wallace moved from tree to tree but they revisit the same ones a lot their preferred group of trees is known as their home range and despite being fairly solitary like I mentioned before they do share trees and home ranges with each other but they also have a territorial side mail cool which are called bucks by the way females are dough's have a scent gland that they use to mark territory it's a brown gland on the chest that they rub on trees to inform other books you know this is my tree you can tell from my smell that's not the only weird thing Buck's do they have this low loud bellow according to experts it's similar to an elephant Rumble in pitch which is surprising considering their size this is meant to alarm other bucks and detract doze but for the record koalas rarely fight each other they also don't sweat even though of course it gets quite hot in Australia the reason they're often hugging trees is to stay cool and that's why sometimes they'll even hang on to trees that don't have eucalyptus leaves it's not that leopards primates and birds all use trees to stay cool although not all via hugging baby koalas are known as Joey's and they're very very cute but they're also kind of disgusting when they're young they don't eat eucalyptus leaves yet so they get nutrients from their mothers path", metadata={'source': '-oXybog2IuI'}), Document(page_content="they're young they don't eat eucalyptus leaves yet so they get nutrients from their mothers path which is essentially poop with a different composition like it comes out of their mothers bottoms and since I'm already ruining koalas for you they're kind of mean in 2006 The Sydney Morning Herald reported that some thieves had stolen a crocodile and traded it for illegal substances and according to a zookeeper they'd originally planned to take a koala but it quote scratched the out of them so in the end the thieves took the crocodile because it was more agreeable than the Koala in 2014 a koala named mundu escaped from his enclosure at the San Diego Zoo but he ended up finding a tree above his usual home and then just spent the whole day sleeping there the zookeepers got him back in the enclosure with some eucalyptus bribery here's some animals that would not be cute if they escaped from a zoo shark Hedgehog Aquaman bomb with feet speaking of Koala snapping the animals sleep between 18 and 22 hours per day but it's a misconception that they're always tired because eucalyptus leaves make them high they really just need to conserve their energy due to the low nutritional content of the leaves and they don't have great visions so they need their large noses to seek out the best eucalyptus leaves and they're pretty picky there are about 600 types of eucalyptus trees in Australia and they vary from area to area in a given region koalas tend to strongly prefer just one to three types although in a pinch they'll tolerate about 50 also if you're in Australia do not eat like a koala eucalyptus leaves are poisonous to humans most animals actually can't eat them either koalas have special microbes in their digestive tract to make their diet possible they also have to eat a lot due to that a fur mentioned low nutritional content they eat up to 2.2 pounds of leaves per day plus sometimes they keep some extra in their cheeks for later walls can also have heterochromia to eyes that are different colours one was found in 2016 named Bowie this is a very rare feature for marsupials unfortunately something that isn't rare for koalas is chlamydia an estimated 50 to 90 percent of the animals have it historically koalas have had very low genetic diversity and that's why so many of them are suffering from the same infection it also means it's going to be harder for them to deal with climate change and in addition to those struggles koalas are down to about 20% of their original habitat and sadly their population has dropped by about 95 percent since the 1990s and finally I return to my salon to tell you that koalas do not only eat eucalyptus they also eat dirt as I mentioned earlier the nutrition content of eucalyptus leaves isn't ideal so they get some calcium from dirt and it helps them to fully digest their eucalyptus thanks for watching Mental Floss video which is made with the help of all of these lovely people and thanks to all the koalas out there for being adorable even in hard times as we say in my hometown don't forget to be awesome [Music] [Music] you [Music]", metadata={'source': '-oXybog2IuI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGWBA_OzCE4 | [Document(page_content="hey guys welcome to Collider movie talk movie talk from movie fans I'm your host Ashley mova and this is the daily show we give you all the latest news from the world the movies plus some insight into what it all means leading off the show today is Mark Ellis welcome one and all to the best movie news show in the entire galaxy a veritable spaghetti burrito of news for you guys this morning including a brand new teaser Quentin Tarantino may have a huge star in his next movie and of course now we get to figure out what men want the other than spaghetti burritos who's joining me Ashley oh here's Jon Schnepp sup everybody I can't wait to talk about the disaster artist but I'm under embargo no that's awesome go see it Kristian harloff is that your Apple why do you even Apple with you well it's not a stinky bagel but the good news one of the good news I'm very confused you ever see The Last Unicorn I've never seen it you should see you loved it I always thought it was has anybody he has seen Nellie yeah it has anyone here seen Kelly is that the name of the Last Unicorn is Kelly no it's just this crazy butterfly sings of wierd tune hashtag stinky bagel why you have him on the show ladies and gentlemen he gets right to the hard hitting movie news of the day even before we get to that rundown we have some very exciting news to report and it involves the sexiest man alive from 2010 so Ashley by my math that means at Blake Shelton is gonna be playing Deadpool in the year 2024 before we get to that Ryan Reynolds still gets another go-around come on Ashley he does but I don't have a run well it doesn't matter because we're just gonna gush about the teaser that we just received a couple hours ago where we saw Deadpool dressed as the legendary painter Bob Ross doing his version of the TV show very dirty very adult friendly lots of drug and sex references and then we also got treated to the first footage from Deadpool 2 so Ashley you and I got to enjoy this thing this morning the pre-production meeting what did you think about the first look at Deadpool 2 and then also the the Bob Ross spoof I thought it was hilarious to the it was almost dirtier than what I remember Deadpool to be which is just absolutely shocking I kept thinking is this real is this real he's making so many dirty jokes which of course I love I thought it was hilarious and I'm even more yeah it was almost like they took the r-rating that they had on the first day or they pushed it even a further step I thought that the the Bob Ross thing was funny and I was waiting for it to get old and it never got old because he's just so funny as Bob Ross and this is Deadpool in general and then we get to see some some quick images of what's going to happen all the action that's gonna be going on in Deadpool to some of our favorite characters from the first Deadpool and then we see a hand in ant Luke Skywalker's hand that is the hand of cable and that is according to the sweaty Jon Schnepp did you enjoy this teaser as much as I did I did I watched it with you I was laughing the whole time I mean you know making fun of Bob Ross is just fun because it's soothing everybody loves Bob Ross but ever like he'll make a little trees now make it read everybody could do it but Ryan Reynolds just does it I think the best I've ever seen like turning every single phrase into something dirty naming all the paints something crazy and 30 men in black every single paint like he just enjoyed just the the text that's going on underneath while he's talking about don't eat the trees so I absolutely I could watch an entire episode of Deadpool Bob Ross I would I can't I hope that's on the blu-ray DVD special and the like five seconds of quick like three frame flashes that we saw of Deadpool to just whetted my appetite I cannot wait to see this movie so yeah I loved it you say the word wet and it means something Christian I think you finally got through it I know", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="it you say the word wet and it means something Christian I think you finally got through it I know you might had some trouble watching the Deadpool 2 teaser this morning with the the tykes around well no it was funny because I was like well it didn't say read ban I didn't think it did anyway and so I started watching is like I was just doing the Bob Ross thing that's that's gray and then he goes I love cocaine and hear that I shouldn't hear that and then he stand then he throws the f-bomb and like all right we'll watch it later so but I did watch it I just want to know this is what I love about Deadpool in the marketing the first time is it's the initial pitches of how do they come up with that you know they're sitting around going well we had to do something bizarre and then Bob Ross is thrown out I mean that's like the last time I saw someone dressed up as Bob Ross was finstock when he did it for JT the trial of JT but that was the last time I've seen that I love that that happened I love that they did that I love that they kept the theme all the way through and then I so of course those images at the end didn't give anything away just like throw you back to that tone and said get ready for it and it's basically what they told you right off the bat was we're gonna have the same kind of marketing campaign times 20 yeah yeah I mean you get that painting at the end that I really look like the family portrait where you see cable in there you see the cabbie you see the old lady from the first movie TJ Miller and they're very excited for him and I really loved the end credits because they had all these random names thrown in there my favorite random name in the credits was for security it said Dalton but as I loved the boom boom goes the dynamite I love jimJam the movie comes out next year and if this teaser is any indication we're gonna have a pretty similar marketing campaign to the first one and that is very good news to my ears let's move on to our first official topic where I do believe there's some words on paper thanks to a report from the playlist it looks as though Rotten Tomatoes won't be unveiling their score for Justice League until Thursday at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time nearly a full day after reviews go online the reason actually comes as part of a promotion for a new C its kippot show on Facebook and which Ron Tomatoes will officially unveil the score for new releases though many have taken online to say there's a massive conspiracy afoot with WB trying to delay the score until the movie drops for Thursday night showings it's likely this is simply a promotion for the Rotten Tomatoes original series as no doubt plenty of fans will be tuning in to see see it skip it to check out the score reveal for Justice League mark thoughts on Ron tomatoes delaying the score for Justice League from what we want to know about Justice League guys this is actually why they're doing it is to promote the new see it skip its show which is a show that I have a lot of friends over rotten tomatoes I've met with them and the two hosts of see it skip it our buddies of mine Jacqueline Kohli and she's gonna duel lo woo they're hosting it tonight and the reason why they're doing this show I think that even in the iterations this and I know this from talking to some people over Rotten Tomatoes is that they wanted to have a show where they cleverly reveal the tomato meter because obviously it's gonna get a lot of people watching it not just for Justice League because they've had this the works for a while and when they told me about this concept a couple months ago they mentioned that this is something that they want to do every week so this is not specific to just Justice League although I know that there's always gonna be fans that are saying well because we knew where the tomato meter was for Batman V Superman and maybe that turned some fans up maybe that galvanized a hardcore fan base maybe that", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="V Superman and maybe that turned some fans up maybe that galvanized a hardcore fan base maybe that just is a tertiary product of this but the reason why they want to do it on this show is because it helps promote this show and has less to do with Justice League but Christian I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of eyeballs on this program now because we get to see what the tomato meter is I'm very curious maybe so about I think it's a terrible idea I think it was a terrible idea for them to do this because they think you're putting too much pressure on the host I think that well you have to do there because I know both of the hosts I've seen they're working they're very talented and they're really good but what you're doing now is this has to be the best show that you have ever produced I mean this you cannot fail in this first show because all these eyes after are going to be coming after you for a Justice League to find out that score they have to be the funniest that they've ever been they have to be on point they have to make doubt the audience fall in love with them because the audience is going in general if you review Justice League and say one bad thing about it even if you loved it you say one bad thing they eat you alive the fact that you're holding this score back this is a volatile community that you're dealing with you so I think it was unfair to the hosts to do it for this movie first I think I understand the move I understand why they're trying to do it but I think it is a terrible move for them to do on their on their first done iterations of the show before no no I'm talking about holding the score I'm saying holding the score and then waiting for for Justice League being the one because yeah but it's not I haven't been on camera it would be like if we got to reveal it on movie talk I don't think I'd be that nervous if we got to because I've done movie talk but if we had a sit Tomatoes score my point is that not a lot of people know about the show and now to your point they will know about it more so now because of this review but you're putting a lot of pressure on the host I I think it's I understand the move but I think it's a terrible no I think they're great hosts and I mean no Christians are not speaking to me the great hosts but I like I just I I know them and I know they've worked in this industry for a long time so if you get this piece of information I think of anything it gets you excited as a host of like yeah we're gonna do a great show and that's what I'm saying it's not like the they're taping the show today right so it's not like the show is live watch so if something did happen or they didn't like a line or whatever you can you can take it out I mean this is like if you gave us movie talker schmoes to premiere something like that I think of anything I don't know my way to be able to step up and yeah but I don't know if I would do it though for I think I think there's I think that particularly it's just it is to hold that score back and let it go on on that particular show I think it I just think it's well it has less to do with the host and more to do with like taking an aggregate of all these different reviewers which is and then making a show out of it and then holding that back is the problem I have with it it's it should just be like here's what these five people have weighed in on and then ten more weigh in yeah and that changes the score it shouldn't be like we'll hold back on our score I think that's messy yeah that's it personally I don't care if they have a show or not I think it's great and I love rotten tomatoes because Rotten Tomatoes wouldn't exist if it wasn't for all of the different critics who are who make up what the sum total of Rotten Tomatoes is it's the sum total it's not its own specific well what did Rotten Tomatoes say it's like no it's what all these different people said you guys are part of the critics of Rotten Tomatoes", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="no it's what all these different people said you guys are part of the critics of Rotten Tomatoes so like if you guys did your review yesterday at 11:40 or whatever the embargo lifted last night you online right now can go and read every single critic who is part of Rotten Tomatoes who has weighed in and you'd may be able just by math but look you have to know math um way add up your own score it's like waiting for Ron to me this is goofy and just in its own way it's like be lazy and don't figure it out or go online read a bunch of other point my point is not not because like I said I know both the hosts there yeah very talent what I'm talking about is that I think it's a I think it's a kind of a not a great move by Rotten Tomatoes the company in general to hold it off go hey you want you want to find out what what the score is unjustly go watch it on our show of course the hosts say you wouldn't do that if what I was gonna say now was that of course the hosts are gonna be like yeah we want to take this on give it to us because that's big for them of course it is but Rotten Tomatoes as a company shouldn't hold score because of what everyone is thinking about with Justice League and want to know it there just we should point that was the point I was jumping off that is they you think if Collider had come up with the tomato meter you don't think that they're that you would want to come up with a way to monetize that or make it a big production just having it leak out slowly and watch it I think this is a I think this is a dynamic strategy to say we know that everybody's focused on the whole number and we're going to release it at this time the day before the movie comes I don't think that's fair because they released there are other numbers way before movies come out and that could help the movie or hurt the movie and now they're specifically doing it for 100 is it gonna be from every forever I think what they want to do with the show is it every week you don't know what the tomato meter is until you tune in to this show some pure B's and then what happens if you don't watch the show then you have to wait until like the day it comes out because you didn't get a chance to watch the show or your mate you're holding people hostage to watch your show so no but or you can actually be proactive and go and read your own critics like you find out like when I was used to be in Chicago I read Roger Ebert so I mean it's like you know what I'm saying like you have your favorite critics that you'll read and like I'm assuming everyone out there reads or watches different critics reviews of different things so you don't necessarily need an aggregate that comes up with a some number so I I think it's like okay if they do that for every single movie going forward but now it has to be like for every movie going forward they can't play favorites the optics on this might have a lot of people saying oh they're just doing this for Justice League and I think the point of the show is it they want to make it an event when they announced the score and I think that's fine because you're not holding people hostage because you're allowed to read reviews it's it this is not saying that we review embargo is up tonight it's the review embargo so that was up yesterday yes and all the stuff all day today you can go watch a review you're gonna see your Sabre critics field you don't get that collective score that's why a lot of people go to Rotten Tomatoes they go watch the collective score they don't go try a couple of your favorite views and of course like people have already looked at our review people have watched a Collider Ranger people have done that for shorten that's what they're gonna do like Jeremy John's review came out they click on it they watch it but then they also want to see what that collective score is going to be ours being one of those two and I think by saying well you can find out but find", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="is going to be ours being one of those two and I think by saying well you can find out but find out on Thursday at 8 p.m. it's like no just what is it well it is their company they could do what they want said of course someone else could come up with their own aggregate show mine is blue rotten green tomatoes or whatever like you know mine comes out every day I think it's a very valuable piece of IP that they created and so if they want to either monetize it or they want to say hey this we're gonna make this into a vent I think all the more power to me because it's a smart marketing strategy how do you feel about this hat um I think that conversation just got more intense than I thought it was gonna be what reversal than I thought um I think it's honestly I think it's pretty genius of Ron tomatoes to do this because they know that people just go online type look at the score and then that's all there is to it why not capitalize on people wanting to see your score so I think it's a pretty smart move but I definitely get your point Christian I don't think what it's like battlefront started as a battle do the same thing where they like they basically said you can have all these we're not gonna charge you for anything and then it's like aw but you have to do all these different things or you can pay it's like you're if this is from this day forward I don't have any problems are there specific about individual movies don't upholding information I think that's kind of like I cut actually off no I just think that people that are planning on seeing this opening week that this isn't going to change they're already bought they already bought their tickets they're gonna see it regardless and you know you'll be able to see the score if you're gonna see it next week anyway so I don't think it makes that big of a difference and you know what's funny is like it's not even gonna effect justly cuz most people actually liked it so it's like it's not gonna get it like a 13 on around tomatoes I don't know what Ron tomatoes is because they're holding the numbers back but when that comes out I can almost guarantee you it's going to be way higher than the Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad yeah if you really want to know what everybody thought about Justice League you can do your due diligence and go check out all the reviews that are out there already if you're so reliant on one number to tell you if you should go see a movie or not then I think that's a that's a fallacy your judgement anyway but if you want to wait for that number then you should probably check look I'm much more upset about the Blake Shelton's sexiest man alive you're telling me that's the sexiest guy on earth right now hold Gwen Stefani yep she's happy I don't I'd go Adam Levine all right next door in a new report from variety three studios have emerged as the frontrunners to distribute Quinn Tarantino's next movie the top three include Warner Brothers Sony and paramount with Warner Brothers actually transforming their lot to match the time period using the Warner Brothers logo from 1969 as the marquee outside the studio Sony also reportedly created a big pitch focused on marketing and domestic as previously reported Tarantino is eyeing Margot Robbie for the role of Sharon Tate and is said to have also written rules for Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio deadline is now reporting that Tom Cruise is also on the shortlist of talent Tarantino has spoken with about one of the two lead male roles though they caution it will come down to scheduling should nap thoughts on the top three Studios up for Tarantino's next movie and do you think Tom Cruise would be a good addition I love this I don't want to see Tom Cruise as Charles Manson I don't see Brad Pitt play Charles Manson you ever seen 12 monkeys and you see his like crazy performance in 12 monkeys you know what I'm doing it so yeah I'm really excited about I love that the studios are", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="12 monkeys you know what I'm doing it so yeah I'm really excited about I love that the studios are doing all this kind of stuff like rolling out the deluxe red carpet for Tarantino because all of his films are great I just watched hateful eating again a couple nights ago it's such a fantastic film and that they're transforming it out they just did they put all these 60 styled cars and the waiting room was all modeled with like 60 style furniture they did they went all out they're like look we're all in you got that hundred million son here's those gross points off first revenue son so those are the things that Tarantino's asking for which I think is ballsy I mean that's I mean he's at that point where why not be gangster so he's being gangster because he knows that everyone's gonna go see this movie it doesn't matter what it's called it doesn't matter if it's a it's about it's about Manson playing music the whole has nothing to do with charity it's just him playing his stupid songs everyone's gonna want to see it because Tarantino's writing it cuz he doesn't mess around so i think it's i think i love this news it kind of makes me feel like old hollywood you know when it's like this is the way things this is the way things should happen yeah I mean Warner Brothers brought does not care what the actual story of this movie is from recent reports it would take place in the late 60s early 70s but it might not tie in as directly to Charles Manson or the Manson murders as one might initially suspect so you write stuff this could be about Charles Manson introducing Brian Wilson to a sand guy to put sand in his studio for Pet Sounds for two hours and they would want it why because you got the name Quentin Tarantino and you have huge stars potentially Tom Cruise attached Christian they accepted they rolled out the red carpet when Tarantino arrived at Warner Brothers there was a circular entrance in front of the building with cars from the late 60s they the water brothers logo from the late 60s I mean they went all out to get this movie now they hear Tom Cruise might be involved was this something you try out 100 mil for yeah absolutely I mean cuz Quentin Tarantino is one of those rare directors that he sells the movie like there are there are a handful of directors that when you hear about their movie coming out you it's an event whether it's Quentin Tarantino Morton Martin Scorsese Christopher Nolan like you know Francis Ford Coppola people when you hear those names when you hear those names it's like okay I'm gonna see I don't care what it's about and then when you hear that it's like you said with Manson running around with a guitar and then whether or not whether or not Tom Cruise is gonna play Manson or somebody you know that's associated with him we don't know but Tom Cruise in a Tarantino movie is brilliant because the whole point of what he's been able to do with his career lately is he can flip it on it on its head and flip your perception of him on its head like that he did an entropic Thunder where you saw that that role used over wait a minute that that was Tom Cruise even know it was him to the ending he was eight he's able to do that he went back to action show that at his age he was able to do action and he's also he's he is able to take risk now I missed the other one that he did but I heard it was really good the the American made an American man was really good maybe stable to do more stuff there so I want to see what he's able to do in a Tarantino movie because I also want to see it's the one movie where he will have to listen to his nothing isn't listen to his directors but I mean it's not about it's not a Tom Cruise movie it's a Quentin Tarantino movie every movie he does it's a Tom Cruise movie this will be and Tom Cruise went at it with eyes wide yeah right right you know that was my little John Kruse I don't want it to be a combative situation and especially with", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="know that was my little John Kruse I don't want it to be a combative situation and especially with the way the mummy turned out it became cruise control became an action lose now I get that with Tarantino they know I know and I don't want to write I feel like it's got to be you know like you're doing a Tarantino movie you like that's what you're doing it's not like he's not he's not doing a Tom Cruise movie that has to be laid out but I wonder if this is maybe hinting at the future decision-making of Tom Cruise is that he might want to step away from doing as much action I mean look the guys coming off The Mummy where it wasn't well-received his performance felt out of place to a lot of critics Mission Impossible was great and then he suffered a very serious injury doing his stunts by the most recent Mission Impossible movie so this could be him transitioning slowly out of the action game and singing to take on more meaty roles that have more of a deeper emotional conflict within them and maybe more Oscar statues in the future yeah agreed okay good point Saul Ashley you like Tom Cruise in there you know well first of all when I read this story I was kind of a little bit bummed out that cuz I love true crime so much and to hear that this isn't actually going to be about the Manson Family murders I'm like well now what's it gonna be about than a year 1969 all right cool but um I guess you know talking to great talent obviously Tom Cruise he kind of annoys me sometimes cuz he he just acts like oh I'm Tom Cruise I'm comin I'm Tom Cruise but I actually did like American made so maybe he is branching out and being a little bit more you know on the DL and I think Jennifer Lawrence was actually even in talks at one point so well you know when you have top-notch talent with a great director it's gonna be fabulous right I just gotta add a lot of things happen in 1969 see some murder you know I know your murder obsessed but you know there's other things on the planet besides the Manson murdering people crime podcast to get your glory days Tarantino's a guy they could take any time period any premise and I think we've a nice tapestry he made up he named Rumplestiltskin but he could turn that straw into gold we got one more story and is this gonna be gold or well we're going to buy or sell now well then let's buy or sell with gold coins yeah and a report from The Wall Street Journal Illumination Entertainment is nearing an agreement with Nintendo to make animated Super Mario Brothers movie based on the iconic video game that's where the gold coins joke exactly elimination is owned by Chris melody andriy and Universal Studios and has produced a Despicable Me and secret life of pets franchises illuminations macguff studio in Paris is currently in the early stages of development with a release say yet to be determined Christian buyers sell an animated movie based on Super Mario Brothers very tentatively buying this because I want to see because ever since that 1993 crap pile on ice regardless what late to the party says it is it is garbage film and it is it almost ruined Super Mario Bros because they didn't want to ever put that they didn't want anyone else to ever touch Bob Hoskins career in tennis they wanted it said no no we're never no one's ever doing a movie ever again because that movie was so bad but the reason I buy it is because I think in animation form is where it should live and what they should do the reason I tentatively buy it is because I thought secret life of pets was a big big misfire I thought at the beginning of I thought they sold it to you as this is gonna be Toy Story with dogs and it became that for about 10 minutes and then it just became the silly crime movie dogs driving cars I hated that it was bad it's really bad and so what I'm when I get worried about it's the same thing they're gonna do is that they instead of saying what they should just do with this movie", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="same thing they're gonna do is that they instead of saying what they should just do with this movie is make it based on the game like he's got a you've got to rescue the princess he's got to go through the through these moments making a fantasy movie inside of this illumination studio and don't put it in don't don't put it on earth with you you know with humans and running around and then this is this other stupid adventure just keep it true to the game and then I'll bio once I see a trailer but I like the idea that they're gonna do it yes you almost worry about them staying true to the game or games because there's so much mythology to mind yeah all the Mario creations that have happened since when we first got to scene here in America in 1985 of me that was just a simple story of a plumber and sometimes his brother the first plumber done going to rescue a princess and now you have all these different cast of characters and vehicles and a useless dinosaur named Yoshi that does not belong in this movie at all how do you feel about the Super Mario Brothers has your opinion changed as we heard yesterday Brooke do the nanny Luke delimit that's right Donkey Kong Sun where's Donkey Kong that's the original that Donkey Kong shot have been being it or I know that's the only reason I'm gonna buy it if Donkey Kong they have to have the origin of Mario not Mario Brothers Mario the plumber saving the princess from Donkey Kong so I would love to see that part of the mythology built in and then you've got to buy from me yeah yeah I mean I think doing a CG version makes the most sense I'd like to see there I mean I talked about yesterday we were talking about like making a live-action you know marathon of all the stinko movies Double Dragon I think that Mario is cross-generational there's a lot of different people that have a huge affinity for Mario despite what we saw with the 1993 movie and the way to do it would be animated this could be it could compete with Mortal Kombat actually for the greatest video game movie of all time that's that's a yeah it's a tough thing to follow but I would love for this to work like I would love for this to work I think that Super Mario Brothers is the franchise that everybody knows and it could really turn around video game movies and I mean I love ilumination minions hold a special place in my heart so here we go yeah I will say how dare you on Yoshi Yoshi needs to be in this movie Yoshi especially animated film to have Yoshi in your she's gonna be like the comic relief of like the dinosaurs to help us rescue princesses we had ourselves we had our width we occasionally had fireball shooting from our crotches and that's all we need gonna get that checked yeah well yeah I mean it still hurts a little bit down there we'll Mario get to the castle find out thanks to illumination and our next story Shelby in a recent appearance on CBS Sunday morning original Halloween creator John Carpenter revealed that Blum House's new Halloween movie would ignore all the sequels but declined to reveal much else we now have a bit more clarity courtesy of co-writer Danny McBride in an interview at Yahoo McBride definitively vo the time frame will see the upcoming horror redo saying we're kind of ignoring all the films past the first one it picks up after the first one but it's sort of an alternate reality it's as if the first Halloween ended in a slightly different way mark buyer sell the new Halloween movie ignoring all the sequels and a sort of alternate reality now you're totally by it I don't need any other Halloween movies I like Halloween too and there's a couple other ones that no there's a lot of season of the witch fans out there but if you're ending at this one I mean the only thing that really smite our up was okay so we're ending it in a slightly different way than the original Halloween ends I I want to figure all that out because I don't think you messed with", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="the original Halloween ends I I want to figure all that out because I don't think you messed with the first one and I don't think that's dynamic Brides or anybody else is on this new movies intention especially with John Carpenter being involved somewhat so I like what I'm hearing I like the Jamie Lee Curtis is gonna be coming back so everything I'm hearing about this Halloween movie is a buy for me so far how about you should have yeah I'd buy it I mean mainly because of Danny McBride and just finished watching Vice Principals season two I mean the team that's behind this look they've done comedy so well comedy in a tragedy horror go hand in hand I think I'm looking forward to seeing what they're gonna do in the alternate version universe of Michael Myers so yeah everything you said I'm in Christian you in yeah big by yeah this is a very smart move there's been seven hundred and thirty three of Halloween's that we don't we don't we don't need any more to keep continuing on like eight nine Michael Myers in space Michael Myers in a volcano you don't need it anymore if you want it you go back and you say well we're gonna retcon pretty much everything and we're gonna say it's it's very similar comet Logan did if you think about it Logan is this side adventure to where it might it could tie into all the other extra movies you've seen but if they decide to do another one in that particular timeline then maybe it didn't yeah I'm fine with that because I think that if you the first Halloween is arguably one of the best horror movies of all time if you continue right where you left off and then Jamie Lee Curtis I think she died in like the seventh one or the 12th one whatever it was yes so but now that she's back alive and they pick up after it took off and they have a good story yeah this is a very smart way to do it big by okay well the next story is going to help all you ladies out there getting side arm ale noggins deadline reports that paramount players has signed empires taraji P Henson to star in what men want a comedy remake inspired by the 2000 hit romantic comedy what women want the new version follows a female sports agent who has been constantly boxed out by her male colleagues when she gains the power to hear men's thoughts she is able to take advantage of the gift and races to sign the NBA's next superstar the studio is fast tracking the film and is set for release on January 11 2009 teen Christian buyer sell what men want with taraji P Henson I'm gonna buy the what men want I'm gonna sell to Raj B Henson as the lead I would rather scene who was Tiffany Haddish fans Tiffany Haddish I'm not a baby I don't love trash Bri Henson I think that she sometimes this is something about her I don't know but I think that I would have much rather seen Haddish do this role but I do like the idea of the remake on the other side I think it's smart I think it could be really funny and I want to see I want to see what they come up with so I'm not just gonna say sell I'm not gonna see it cuz she's in it I do think she's a talented actress but I just there's something I just don't I'm not as big of a fan as everybody else's I'm a pretty big fan of Hanson I think I'll buy this I here's my issue with it it's not the star of the movie it's just at the premise like when what women won came out I'm not a woman so I don't know what that's going on in their head so I can give them the credibility of like oh well okay maybe they're thinking on a higher plane than all the crap that's going on through our heads but I know what happens inside this and it shouldn't it should never get out like it's like I I don't know how I can sit there and watch and see all these guys on screen and be like I know what you're really this is not what they're gonna be waiting there's no areas I'm buying it because that's what they're doing if they don't do it like I gotta go guys a dirty dog that's weird a crazy brain", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="what they're doing if they don't do it like I gotta go guys a dirty dog that's weird a crazy brain freaked out I mean come on that's what we if they're really gonna go there then they really got to go there doesn't even matter to me who is the female star right now they I mean you're right I think Tiffany Haddish would have been a lot better but the premise is what the way it's written is what matters you get a good actress I think she's a good actress so straight actress you know that's what I mean it's like Mel Gibson didn't really matter in that in his in that movie it matter how it was played out and you know so I mean I feel like the script is the most important thing and they've got to be harsh it's got to get you know it's got to get doggy Ashley Henson was crazy just build a bridge over that she was great in hidden figures do you think that she's the right star for this vehicle or do you think that regardless who's starring it this thing's going on now that Christian mentioned Tiffany Haddish don't even think of that I would have loved that but i'ma still be in the movie yes she could I'm really excited for this movie regardless though because it's been a while since we saw a good romantic comedy and they really hope that this brings back ROM cause because I love ROM cogs well hopefully we get rhythm comes back in full force that's not gonna happen it's not not with your inside men's minds it's not gonna happen I'm sorry to crush your dreams Ashley but that's not going to happen I love jokes like that though there's absolutely no romance whatsoever spaghetti or burritos no it's just the overall you keep playing of Super Bowls at Redskins right that would be a great playing the whole time music we are gonna move on to mailbag and we're gonna save some time to the end of show for you live Twitter questions to go ahead start tweeting us right now at Collider video in the meantime I want to remind everybody we have a very special screening coming up thanks to our folks here at Collider of video November 29 at 7 p.m. in Los Angeles Collider is hosting a thor ragnarok screening our own frosty stephen want rob will be moderating it you're gonna have an extended Q&A with director Tycho ytt you can enter to win right now on Collider comm again the screening actually takes place in November on November 29th in Los Angeles 7:00 p.m. so if you're gonna be in the Southern California area on November 29th definitely head to Collider calm right now and see how you can enter to win that contest should be a lot of fun the Justice League non-spoiler review is up both on Collider and video and on schmoes no YouTube channels right now so make sure you subscribe you can check out that before the rotten tomatoes core comes out tonight there's an all no Heroes is going to be up later on channel hosted by that's what he nerd mr. Jon Schnepp and an all-new Schmo down between team action and above the line drop yesterday you do not want to miss that match with all that being said we'll move on to mailbag you guys can email us anytime Collider video at gmail.com and occasionally it's gonna get read on the air we even include your name in there yeah Justin Wright a crew had an idea based on the new last Jedi IMAX poster that dropped recently I think it looks amazing but is it the best Star Wars poster it certainly makes the case for being one of the best but I would love to hear what the panel thinks is the best Star Wars poster release of all time yes including prequels all thanks it's a great question Justin one of my favorite Star Wars posters of all time is a prequel to the Phantom Menace it's one with young Anakin standing there and Tatooine with the background and then you see a shadow of Darth Vader over I think it was just very artistic very well done simplistic my favorite Star Wars poster of all time I love return of the jazz my favorite Star Wars movie of all time is the simple Return", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="of all time I love return of the jazz my favorite Star Wars movie of all time is the simple Return of the Jedi poster with the hands just holding the lights a well you see is the lightsaber going up it's just sometimes simplicity works but I do enjoy these character posters where they throw a lot against the wall Christian I'm intrigued by this IMAX poster because we see kylo Ren but it's also there's there's been in there and then he's holding the kylo Ren mask why would he be holding his mask is this some sort of graduation from the masker is just just having more appendages of him in the poster no we've seen it in the trailer he gets rid of the mask I mean he there's something that he wants I think that the mask is gonna signify something like to where he I feel that in that in that we see him the first time in force awakens and he's pretending to be Vader and then even ray says tell me you have this fear that you're not gonna live up to what Vader was I think he gets rid of it he's starting to get rid of that he's starting to become his own person so that's why he smashes that particular helmet but I love this poster I do and my favorite is new hope I mean new hope is is that that originals true the original Struzan poster that I can't it was true which one are you talking about the 1977 one with him on the rock yeah no that wasn't sure wasn't sure I was a Hildebrandt oh great that was the one wasn't Bob Ross but that was that's my that's my favorite I thought that that goes back to that George Lucas envisioned of what this thing was supposed to be this old school kind of serialized space opera and it still signifies exactly what Star Wars is today Jon Schnepp you dig this poster and your all-time favorite I like this poster you know we had talked a little bit about them you know Rey wearing a red cape but I guess a lot of people wear red capes in Star Wars but I don't know if that means anything if she's looking to go sit whatever but I think it's okay my favorite all-time posters both versions of the original Empire Strikes Back the Gone with the Wind version where you see Darth Vader in the background you see a tauntaun you see Han and Leia and c3po and r2d2 and then there is I believe it's a polish version that then was used here where it's darth vader like standing over all of these hats and it's just it really it's just this epic kind of uh as a kid it just made me because I loved Star Wars and then the idea that they're making another one was the most exciting thing to me because you didn't know what it was gonna be and where they're gonna go so I remember seeing those images and just all of my synapses were firing like oh they're on an ice planet and all this other stuff so to me when I see those two posters it brings back that childlike wonder so yeah so actually you have convoy around ditching the mask you have rey for whatever reason wearing a red cape anything standing out to you and particular about this new iMacs oh my gosh this poster is I love this poster so much I think it just might be my favorite colors together are red black gray I just it looks so sick and it reminds me of that shot that we saw in the trailer of the Red Room I love this poster Red's a fine color just as long as when you ignite a lightsaber as long as your your saber as long as your Khyber kit crystal doesn't turn the thing Reds lose your stream isn't red kids at home you're gonna be fine okay good let's move on the live Twitter right okay these violent delights have violent ends while there is a dramatic Twitter handle no that's their name that is their entire name right what are your thoughts on Universal pushing get out for the Golden Globes that's a comedy I love because I think it's it's it gives it a better shot to be recognized which is ultimately what the golden loaves are about and get out may not be considered a strict comedy but I think it's a horror comedy that's how I would", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="get out may not be considered a strict comedy but I think it's a horror comedy that's how I would classify it and it certainly has a lot more laughs in it than a movie like John Shep's favorite yuk fest of a couple years ago the Martian you like this move I hate this move absolutely it's one of the stupidest it's just like the Martian it's like get out is not a comedy I know you just said you think it is but it's not fun it's just funny moments in it I know I totally are I will argue with Mark after the show about this for at least five minutes it's not a comedy it's a horror movie with certain elements that are funny that's it I mean there's that I mean if you laugh throughout the entire movie good for you maybe it's a comedy for you but it's not classified as a comedy in any way shape or form this is so stupid I don't want to talk about it it's hard I mean I would say horror comedy there's a lot of satire and I think it's a musical she's so dumb do you think that there's an element to this decision Christian was because of who the director Jordan Peele was coming from a comedic background or do you think this is just a better way for the studio to get it more recognition all the above I think that um yet for the director for sure and Peele but I also think that and even the the guy who played his best friend there's only he all of his bits were calm he was funny but that's it let me finish my man Bob Ross getting his voice out oh you guys are cutting me off like I'm on fairness you do get an hour to talk in traffic on face won't eat a bagel disgusted you literally yell about getting cut off and I figured if you guys are gonna let me talk you keep going over the same points I might as well you know what an apples so mark what you were about to say nothing to say do you have anything you want to say if I get out and forget it all right so that my only point oscar's get 10 movies to nominate so if you get a more recognition at other award shows it could be more of a contender for mark mark I want to hear what Christian was gonna say it's so rude that you cut it well it's not it's it's not a comedy but there are comedic moments for sure the it's it's a Twilight Zone episode it is an overall Twilight episode it is haunting at points it is a satire for sure but it is it's not a comedy I mean there are funny moments the same way there are a lot of would you would you call scream a comedy accessorize a lot of the horror genre with some comedic moments and there's some funny stuff happening but it's not a comedy so I don't think this is a comedy either it's more of a dramedy if anything drama with some with some comedic moments but I would I recognize this move I would understand and say okay I can see why they would do this way more than the Martian okay actually if you are working at a video store yeah I don't I don't know what section I put this in but aren't you guys happy that it's actually getting recognition though like regardless of what it's being not only for organising the Oscars sure for that yes they're like regardless of what it's being nominated for I'm just excited I'm not because I think it's a short it's a short changing the movie it's short changing the directors short changing the vision of the film by calling it an effing comedy it's not a comedy it's not a musical either they should have just called it a musical because these award shows are so stupid they're worthless and that's what they're proving to me they're idiots I think the Golden Globes yes I would agree with you it's moronic I think we take all these things too seriously we take tomato scores too seriously but at least wallet one of us is getting all their fruit in let's do one more and then more okay Alan Reed writes if you could take a movie character to dinner who would you pick and why this Harding Michael Myers okay explain your rationale both you gentlemen are go Robbie plays Tonya Harding yeah", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="Michael Myers okay explain your rationale both you gentlemen are go Robbie plays Tonya Harding yeah and you said Tonya the character and Michael Myers is the original William Shatner mask so yeah but you're not getting Margot Robbie the actress you're getting her playing this crazy trailer-trash human being yeah but she eats Ashley you have anybody you would actually like to take these in her not named Blake Shelton the Joker I got whoo there it is the Joker just cause he's so hot there you go taking Jessica Lange from 1976 King Kong to a nice deal I think that she's been through a lot she was stranded on skull I went for a long time it was just her and a giant ape now look if I have to follow you having some sort of relationship with the giant prehistoric like ape I think I can do that okay I can be a comforting force I think I'm really good at being a nice ear to listen to people's problems she just had this this relate to this this is his boyfriend / Pet fall from the Empire State Building she's gonna be broken up about that we can share memories of pets that we've lost in the past then we can bond and forge a meal and hopefully enjoy a spaghetti burrito do I go with Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman you're taking her back fortunately you already took Tanya no take-backs yeah hell yeah because he's a cheap digs I could eat any he doesn't talk he's just gonna he has to take the mask off and get to watch him eat with his weird face someone said the Terminator it's a great idea to sit him by you're uh you just sit him right by your meal so no one bothers you or even the robot from rocky for I like that yeah I mean you could go with like a really rich person like Michael Douglas is Gordon Gekko because he's paying for the meal there's no way that ego is gonna let you pay for the meals who Tony Stark okay all right I might talk to Bruce Wayne too because like if I was there next to Bruce Wayne all I would do is pepper him with questions about this giant bat running around and you see I wish Bruce Wayne George Clooney no not Clooney I'd probably go Christian West Batman I want to see him just like I want to see what I want to see if he gives me any notes that he is a little upset that I'm making fun of this giant bat did he actually dresses up as cuz I know I'm on to you Wayne I'm on you Jack Burton Jack Burton from big trouble oh that would be good yeah all right well you guys have hang on I'm changing mine Snake Plissken oh there you go see okay but we have to be seated next to rocket racoon that bit going he's gonna eat a lot yeah well I have to fight the other raccoons on my back he'd win he would were there voicing him it's a character Movistar to break a pain fair enough it'd be really weird with Bradley Cooper hiding under the table right this was a really weird a very spirited episode of Collider movie talk thank you guys for joining us everybody behind the scenes as well as everybody up here on the table with me I let everybody get your individual plugs in but your mouths are all full with your various breakfast treats so for Ashley mova Jon Schnepp and Kristian harloff my name is merely Mark Ellis we'll see you guys tomorrow for another episode of Collider movie talk ballroom hey everybody Mark Ellis here thanks for watching this episode of collider a movie talk you want to watch more then click up here or you can click right here for more great content from Collider and if you haven't subscribed a Quadra video do so right now and share this video for watching you", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtBca6H6Teg | [Document(page_content='From producer Tim Burton and replacement director Joel Schumacher comes a Batman movie that replaces the 80\'s gothic look of the first two with the ecstasy soaked fever dream of the mid-90\'s. Yup, this is definitely the worst movie I\'ve seen 30 times Batman Forever After Tim Bburton made Batman cool for the main stream, then put too much kinky stuff in the sequel to sell kid\'s toys, Warner Bros. picked Joel Schumacher as the pariah-- err... director to push the franchise in a more family-friendly direction -Holy rusted metal, Batman!\n-Uh? But hey! If this was the way we had to go through to get Nolan... take it away, Joel -Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?\n-I\'ll get drive-through. [sigh] Meet Val Kilmer\'s unique take on Batman He\'s not weird like Keaton, charming like Clooney, intimidating like Bale, swoll like Affleck, or emotional like a human. But he does contribute one major unique trait to the Batman legacy: His mouth is always open! I mean. bats do eat bugs... I guess that\'s one way to catch\'em Watch Batman face Two-Face: A man with the power of not being a threat half the time But there\'s also the onesy-wearing Riddler: Jim Carrey, at the height of his powers, brings the same manic energy he brings to his other roles Joygasm! Ssssssmokin\'! while Tommy Lee Jones makes the horrible choice to bring the same manic energy as Jim Carrey ...aand meee!!!! Watch these two actors try to one-up each other on camera ...while the real drama was apparently going down off-screen -He got up and hugged me, and said \'I hate you. I really don\'t like you\' Drill, as Batman faces his greatest danger yet, the only thing that can actually stop him for good: A therapist! Dr. Chase Meridian takes her place alongside Vicki Vale, as the latest Bat-girlfriend you\'ll never hear from again. She\'s got brains, brawn, and she\'s not using either of them Because all she does is perv out on a stranger in a rubber suit You ARE interesting Well, I wish I could say that my interest in you is... purely professional [many moans] My place. Mightnight I\'ve imagined this moment since I first saw you. Your eyes. Your lips. Your body. Experience the Bat-family grow bigger with Chris O\'Donnell\'s Robin, whose lame origin story of the Robin name I flew in like a Robin is still better than The Dark Knight Rises\' -You should use you full name: Robin\n-Thanks Witness a mid-twenties actor, who is best to play a cool teen, complete with cool motorcycle and learher jacket, giant 90s cool guy earring, and something no-one will ever make cool: Laundry Karate! Holy \'dry clean only\', Batman! This makes me wanna drink some bleach! So, witness the begining of the end of the original Bat-quadrilogy that put nipples on the Batsuit, launched Akiva Goldsman\'s career, and cut out the insane sub-plot with the giant bat, but survives today by hanging on to its three redeeming qualities: The Thumbs-up .gif The epic Seal song And the fact that no matter what you have to say it\'s not as sh*tty as Batman & Robin [Ka-ching] Never leave the cave without it Starring Hello, Reddit! I am actor and artist Val Kilmer. AMA! A chewed up Starburst! Jim Carries the movie Dr. Girlfriend The Adult Wonder Didn\'t sign up for this The world\'s craziest Laser Tag arena The "Batman! Yeah!" guy Batman! Yeah! The "Boiling acid!" guy Oh, no! It\'s boiling acid! and What\'s that, girl? Batman fell down a well? [bark] Batman Begins\n...to suck Did anyone notice Two-Face\'s lair only works if he is facing one direction? Do they have to rearrange the furniture when he turns around?', metadata={'source': 'CtBca6H6Teg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj7DVNDb7To | [Document(page_content="[Music] hey guys it's Jesse B so today is a different type of video I was sitting down last night and suddenly had all of these memories from when I was a kid flood back into my brain and I was like did anyone else do these things when they were a kid because some of these things were really really strange but then I started talking to some of my friends and they were like yes Jess I did that as well so I thought why not make a video on this because I'm sure I can think of tons of things that everyone did as a kid that they thought was weird what other people were doing - now I know I'm a lot older than a lot of my viewers I am turning 24 24 so my childhood might have been a bit different than yours so some of these things you might have done and some of these things you may not have done but I think most of them you have done so let's just get into the video because I like to have long intros for some reason first one wrapping your finger around the telephone cord while you talk to somebody now most kids today won't be able to relate to this but back when my parents had one of those phones or the cords on them I would just talk and be like yes yes oh I dropped my whole body around in it number two being able to open up a brand new CD without scissors or a knife I know a lot of kids perfected how to open this perfectly you go to the corner where it's kind of folded over it just like I don't know if you guys ever drank kool-aid or Capri Suns when you're a kid but they came in I was like juice pouch things and first of all for some reason I always had difficulty getting the straw and a little pouch but when you finish it is it only me already to spend a few minutes just blowing into the pouch so it would expand and then you breathe back in and it contracts and just keep doing that without only me maybe does anyone remember receiving those little art packs for your birthday or like Christmas or something because I feel like this was a gift that everyone just received and for some reason my favorite part after using all these supplies was reorganizing them back into the case that was like always amazing the crayons would just make that popping sound when it goes back in or it was great oh my gosh that click noise that you would get when rotating the wheel of your disposable camera whenever I want a vacation as a kid my parents would always get me one of those disposable cameras and the sound the sound of the click and then take the picture speaking of clickings you guys remember those pens that you can get that had like I don't know like ten different colors on them and I would sit in class and I would pull down each color and just click it and go in a circle but sometimes two colors would get stuck and then you couldn't use the pen anymore and I was really sad and I feel like they ran out really really quickly oh my gosh probably one of my favorite things was while I was sitting in class and I would put glue all over my hands and once it would dry I would just peel it off and it would be the most satisfying thing like it would feel good but it would look cool too like I was coming off your hand and look like you were shedding skin all over your desk it was great okay I just have one thing to say for the next one and that is bugles you guys know what you did with bugles oh my gosh you put them on then your fingers they look like which hands you run around you chase after your friends with them and then you just satisfyingly take them off and eat them and then put more on afterwards this one I know everyone has done its what do you make pillow forts as a kid I know my sister and I used to go into the basement and make this huge pillow fort and we had these little tiny DVD players and we would sit inside of the fort and just like watch movies all night okay I never personally did this one but I have friends who did this one and it was when they would mix a bunch of sodas from the", metadata={'source': 'Qj7DVNDb7To'}), Document(page_content="one but I have friends who did this one and it was when they would mix a bunch of sodas from the soda machine into one cup and they loved it and I never really understood that because I only wanted one flavor like I always felt like having more than one flavor we're just overwhelmed your mouth you know what I mean oh my gosh do you guys remember those bugs my parents used to call them couch bugs but I don't know what they're actually called but when you touch them they roll up into a ball do you know what I mean am I going crazy like I think everyone knows what those bugs are right they're creepy but like cute at the same time what about when you were a kid and you saw a punch bunny go by and you did the whole like punch buggy no punch back thing oh my gosh so my boyfriend ty still does that we'll be driving down the road if he sees one he'll literally just like punch my shoulder and I'm like really you're still doing that still I'm so horrible for knowing what these things are called but you know those things that when you're at camp or at school or something they were like parachute cloth things and you throw it up into the air and then put it behind you and sit down on the ground and you look up and you see all of those colors above you like a massive tent do you know what I'm talking about and then it would slowly fall down and then you get out and like do it again that was the best thing or do you remember when you had a CD and you put it in your CD player and it wouldn't really work too well so you take it out and like rub it on your shirt to try and get it to work better but usually the problem was there was little like marks or scrapes on the actual CD which really sucked because there was nothing you could do about that and the CD would just like skip while it was playing oh my gosh that was my favorite thing to do with my dad on a Friday night he would take my sister and I out to Blockbuster we would pick a movie gonna pick a snack and then we'd go back and watch it and like there's no more blockbusters around here anymore it's really sad do you remember smelling those like toys with the strings around them it was like on a ball with strings around it I don't know what they're called once again I have no idea what they're called but they're plastic E rubber spiky squishy toys yeah this is not going anywhere what about drawing that really stylized s I know everyone did this for some reason when I was a kid it took me forever to figure out how to actually do this all my friends were like oh watch me and they do it perfectly and I'd be like I don't get it but now I look back and I'm like jets it was so easy I could literally do a lock closing my eyes do you member telling your future with those um things that go like this cootie catchers what the heck were they called but you fold it up and someone would say like number seven and you'd have to do this seven times and they'd pick like one of those inside panels I need open it and tell them their future do you know what I'm talking about look for this whole video and roll watching is like no Jess we don't know what you're talking about or like playing mash where would also tell your few you're like your future husband the car the house the job you're gonna have how many kids you're gonna have I would take these things so seriously as a child like I got a future that I was not happy with I would literally cry and I'd be like we have to play again to change my future what about when it was really cold outside and you went out and when you blew out you thought there was like smoke smoke coming out of your mouth like I felt like a dragon I'd go outside and be like and it's giant like smoke cloud would come out of my mouth and I'd be like yeah I have a dragon inside me this one's disgusting but I know you've done it when you were really little and you picked your nose you tasted your booger I know everyone watching has what at", metadata={'source': 'Qj7DVNDb7To'}), Document(page_content="really little and you picked your nose you tasted your booger I know everyone watching has what at least once tasted a booger I don't even remember what it tastes like that's how long ago it was but I remember that I have before and it like gets stuck on one of your teeth and you're like it's so weird Oh a lot of you might have been too young for this but I remember when I was waiting for my ballet class to start my dad would be sitting beside me and I play on that snake game on his old like nokia phone I would never get very far like I would maybe last like 20 seconds and then I would die which is like really lame but my dad could play for like a really long time and I'd always be so impressed watching him play snake I know that for some reason I would take my Barbies in the bath with me I don't know why but I'd pretend they were like mermaids and I'd come up with this whole scenario in my head like they'd be at the beach or like something and my mom would walk in and be like Jesse you done your bath you and I'd be like no mom my Barbies are having a conversation right now and like their hair would be like all wet their clothes would be all wet and like I just like doing that I don't know why what about when you went on like long car rides and especially if it was raining out or something and you'd be in the backseat looking out your window and like pretending you're in a movie like you're in a movie scene where you're in the car just like looking all sad out the window and like there's a camera outside like watching you and you go down the road I'm like I don't know I always just had those thoughts as a kid it was really weird oh I remember I always used to catch grasshoppers but I would instantly regret it because I'd be holding them in my hands and I open it and they would have like peed all over me same with like ladybugs and stuff but I would continue to catch them even though I regret it because like they go to the washroom on my palms anyways though that's all I could think of right now if you guys can think of anything else that maybe tons of people would have done as kids definitely comment that down below I hope this was mostly relatable I feel like it was if it wasn't then I was definitely just a weird child by myself I don't know but yeah I hope you guys have an awesome rest of your day and I'll see you in my next video bye you [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'Qj7DVNDb7To'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcWKpGzhgq4 | [Document(page_content="right taste my Mo's film site is Justice League legend waiting for Justice League it was X Friday and this is a DC Comics Code the super group and this your first could real go at being Aquaman we have sort of seen you yeah we know we haven't so it's they're all there there's the flash Wonder Woman Batman cyborg and you Aquaman and why why act man why have you all been joined together in this way the world as we know it is gonna end no yes just I hate to break the news to my friends kind of save you obviously you know in terms of the superpowers cuz obviously all superheroes you've got super powers so command water-based could breathe onto water presumably yes but what else can he do he can command the ocean so he can you know I basically talk to fish if you wanted me to I don't know make you sushi I can do that like put the plant Jonestown for fish super-strength and and you've got your hang on it's a squint kwinda agent Quinton it's not the Trident yeah we don't get to try it into a little bit later next movie so I think the Quinn don't you step back there you this is this real good reaction to a for well done this one's a nice light one oh I see I could do that I do break a lot of these okay I mean I do break a lot of them but [Applause] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'pcWKpGzhgq4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WT7NU3Rwr0 | [Document(page_content="as in his rear view mirror his former team indeed launching a three you can count it all cotton for JoEllen bead and kuzmic coming from the crowd Boyce Simmons on the run Wow try and stop him Ben Simmons third on the team he was the 27th pick in the draft yet he is third among rookies in scoring Dario sharukh in rhythm for three high efficiency there when you talk about not even having to worry about job Josh give and go and another dunk for been the past compliments of Jo Ellen beat who's averaging about three assists per game and unable to finish Lonzo ball still scoreless running the floor Simmons one more for Anderson is able to finish and a foul beautifully facilitated by Ben simony look at the vision Timmy to Big Ben to Justin sixer lead at 8 back him down he is simmons against ball and he got it done a confident looking Ben Simmons that time the other thing about Simmons just watching is his field it's got a credible field Radek with the jumper heroics overall for the Lakers Simmons nicely delivered to impede as Lopez came over to help out Ben said you know what I know my guys got to be open frankly these are two of the worst free-throw shooting teams in the league Simmons the Sun FriendFeed counted again and the big man goes to the line looking to complete his business he is so special - combination of strength and finesse absorbs the contact yet somehow still explodes to the rim nobody able to stop - whoa he's got ten one of three Lakers now in double figures coming a long way for that pass whoo nice look boy a nice pass indeed his fifth assist and a beneficiary Simmons another dunk for him to give him 10th his slow release give it Joel time to get out there Kontest sharukh got it Dario charge hits the three his second of the game ain't no shame in his game he is not gonna back down but can he deliver that time he got caught ball watching and Redick just snuck through the backdoor on the rookie and delivered - well whenever you gets caught staring at the ball you're gonna lose your man JJ recognizing Lonzo stairs that of Sam Perkins that droopy-eyed look that Brandon has Simmons attempt beam I'll tell you what they're working beautifully to get dozens i think he's gonna excel here i think this is a good place for him Kentavious caldwell-pope Ben Simmons very comfortable with that turnaround with the off hand and the wobble Kappa Rho is played well Simmons attracted the attention of the Lakers and be launching a three and donate goes for one and Jo Ellen be directing traffic at prep traffic cops using on nice look to Simmons beautifully delivered Jo Ellen be now tying a career-high his sixth assist Simmons moving on Randall caught it Don a gorgeous floater by Ben Simmons who is tracking a triple-double for him Brent brown is upset at Pat take a look at Ben the other end The Little Giant Killer finger roll [Applause] Simmonds yes [Applause]", metadata={'source': '9WT7NU3Rwr0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oddXT5uaRb8 | [Document(page_content="Oh [Music] they're BOGO Marnie candy my father one two three [Music] talk to my beauty good Megan I'm sure Matthew the name [Music] [Applause] [Music] Nagata [Music] me to get [Music] [Music] I loved a horse a signer that I got to go catch a baby Peggy got Sanda birthday but they don't got gonna she [Music] me today nada mommy that Gomez baby nah [Music] [Music] video [Music] baby [Applause] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'oddXT5uaRb8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ftGS_6i7mM | [Document(page_content="[Applause] draw up in Annapolis Naval Academy it's been a huge part of my life it's always a pleasure to be here I follow you guys every week confidence is really today's confidence it's not last week it's not next month so whether you won last week or didn't win last week that doesn't have anything to do with today it doesn't have anything to do with tomorrow don't worry about the army game there's nothing to do about any of that stuff only thing you can control is what you do today in preparation for the upcoming game next week against SMU you control what your effort is you control what your performance is put the most into it and you'll get the most out of it those good luck that rest of the year behind you every day every every week every season let's go out and get one [Music] [Applause] you", metadata={'source': '4ftGS_6i7mM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aujUl3yt6nM | [Document(page_content="quat nine is a free security solution that uses DNS to protect your systems against the most common cyber threats you can set up quad 9 on your PC in four easy steps step 1 open control panel select network and Internet and then select network and sharing center click change adapter settings on the left pane step 2 right click the network interface connector to the Internet and select properties select Internet Protocol version 4 from the list and click properties step 3 select use the following DNS server addresses and type 99.99 into the preferred DNS server box step 4 click ok then close to save your settings that's it quad 9 for steps in under four minutes to better security and privacy setup quad 9 today", metadata={'source': 'aujUl3yt6nM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZzIS17HexE | [Document(page_content="of going to Target to go buy the album and so we're gonna go do that she's not are you really good Tania walk we're walking we're gonna go get some magazines you know doing it we're going we're going to target we've got it's Claire it's Ellie we have arrived in the um in the well-lit parking lot just want everyone to be updated that we've already started stalking Christmas stuff at Arco oh wait wait wait we've seen it we've spotted it just gonna slowly like reveal the fashion statement happening over here hi how's it goin garden has been partially walked into now it's been fully walked into we've walked into the target we're in progress of walking still just so you guys don't keeping updated it's wrapped in shiny plastic you have in your natural element oh how can you even see me whatever what I'm wearing me now what you just showed me this was us on the fearless tour babies we're in here and we're facetiming people were facetiming cam and target is really really very it's it's very social right now so everything in them is different except for this the album is the same because I only made one else well there's what is that album cause I'm really transparent about all this I'm freaking out listen to Taylor Swift's in second grade insane huge fan why are you freaking out [Music] there's a ton intro that you [Laughter] hey I'm just act from restless present this is what happened to Nashville Oh Jonah we performed her song on x-factor about four years ago yeah now we're talking hers right babe awesome thank you my gosh you're adorable that was really sweet I mean you in Western Kentucky the word in a target Nashville I live across the street and just came [Laughter] is our tradition and you helped us and you've been dealing with the kind of the crazy lady say hi to anybody Hey really good", metadata={'source': 'vZzIS17HexE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0K5QoEj7FQ | [Document(page_content="there's a rumor that he might be people sexiest man alive huh oh my god oh wow they got that right I need to know I knew I was on to something you had the right if he is what's the reaction if you wake up and that's the news Wow I'm gonna look really good huh I already had scored but now I've really scored there you go and is there like what's what's the reaction if he's not oh well I still score you", metadata={'source': 'g0K5QoEj7FQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2EY93WfBQk | [Document(page_content="hi guys welcome back to my channel it's a girl a jackie ina thank you so much for joining me on today's review Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie Jackie I know I'm the last person on earth to review the morphe 35o r2d2 palette I am well aware that I'm the last person talking about the morphe 405 North polit I'm kidding it's actually called the three 502 palette and this is the sister palette to be ever so famous and ever so coveted three 5-volt palette that came out like three years ago and everyone went nuts I know this is gonna be a bold student but I really kind of feel like that how it is will put the warm well yeah I mean because you have like the Urban Decay Naked series but then when morphe came out with 3500 it was really like the only really warm neutral palette that kind of hit mainstream you know so we were shocked girl we didn't know what to do with it then it kind of got to a point where was like okay more okay we get it okay we see we knew we know it exists all right it keeps coming back okay we get it all right guy so now we have a number two palette I've been noticing there's a lot of stuff going with morphe they're like rebranding everything looks different even down to the promotionals on our visitas palette it looked completely different so you can definitely tell that morphe is coming for our edges okay so today I will be reviewing in DesMoines e35 old 2 palette for you guys by the way I've got great news all this time I've been using morphe and I was not an affiliate but uh as of last week that has changed it was definitely like oh okay well let me just get undressed over here sighs just go for it so um you're not gonna believe this but the name of the code is edges you guys don't like coming up weird name so I took a Twitter poll and everyone voted that they wanted edges so my morphe code is that just use code edges at checkout if you want a discount on all more few purchases you might need your edges after you see this tutorial for like about to cook up some fire with this palette so you might need your edges before we get started I'm gonna ask nicely if you're not subscribed if you are not subscribed when I tell you I will be coming for you and your grandkids find that button and make it and square up and make it happen okay I'm subscribed do it if you don't like warm neutrals what are you doing on Sasori oh just I'm just saying you already knew what you signed up for there's another collection of fiery hot oranges earthy tones you know what I think would be a great twist but then again it would probably different the whole purpose of being in the whole three five world family is that they added in like some dual chrome eat green colors like that would be kind of nice you know it's the ocean palette the Earth Wind and Fire palette I don't know let me start giving ideas first somebody steals them this retails for $23 I'm pretty surprised on the website it hasn't sold out yet I'm assuming they made a lot of a lot of a lot I'm so bad as a plus it has 35 eyeshadows and they're supposed to be blendable and very creamy which I find that sometimes Mac's from morphe can be a little tricky for me to work with because all my skintone like the shimmers across the board if you mess up shimmers you might as well just go out of business I'm not saying more if he does this but shimmers are easy to make sometimes with the mattes that really shows you how good the quality of a shadow is so I'm curious to see if these compared to the other palettes or if they're better and upgrade or if they're worse I've been pretty much a fan of morphe stuff across the board it's not the best stuff but it's also not the worst either it's like you get what you pay for you know and I think that that's also for the longest time while I didn't want to become an affiliate because I feel like people just assumed everyone who was", metadata={'source': 'p2EY93WfBQk'}), Document(page_content="while I didn't want to become an affiliate because I feel like people just assumed everyone who was affiliate was biased and I kind of held onto that but I'm not an affiliate and I still like this stuff and I feel like I've held on to that for as long as I possibly can so nothing's gonna change it's not like it's the first time I've been an affiliate for a brand I'm still gonna be giving you my honest thoughts and Tionne products let's get that very clear I'm gonna get into my base first I'm gonna do foundation brows all this good stuff I'm gonna wake up from the dead basically we'll get right into the eyes portion what did you I'm back they've kept the packaging but they changed the fonts this is the old and this is the new which I kind of think they could still benefit from changing this this is just you know for me and then when you open it up you get the sleeve with all the names which I personally first things first just for demonstrational purposes I'll hang on to this oh I'll play the game for now first color I will take is fire I love a swatch Barbies fires a little neon and I'm not trying to go me on just yet but I'm gonna take instead is heats which is this color right here yes heat taking Heat and I'm popping her right into the crease there's still a little bit of fire on my brush but that's okay first immediate thoughts is it could just be the way that I've prepped my eye it could be all in my head but I'm definitely feeling a little kick in the matte formula with this palette most definitely I'm finding this pretty easy to blend and I'm a swirler so as I dip and and swish-swish-swish I'm not getting a ton of kickback I'm not getting a ton of fallout why I'm getting followed on my eye but that doesn't really some people don't like fallout that doesn't really bother me and you know even though there's so many warm colors in this palette like it's isn't it's still technically fall or wait when did fall in I don't know I live in California so it's damn near spring all year round but this is definitely like a really nice color palette that I think you can get you so all year round I'm just saying cuz there's like earthy tones too it's not just about bright neons and oranges and you can also judge based on when you layer your mat so let's move on to the next color I'm gonna move on to chestnut which is a pretty warm burgundy brown chestnut is giving me a tad bit more kick back to thought I would point that out this time I'm using a slightly tighter brush to get into the outer corner of my eye this is a pretty subtle color I'm not really seeing a lot of it on top of our first color I'm also quite surprised that I don't really see a deep dark in this palette because I feel like brunette can take it there but brunettes almost kind of grayish so it looks more soft yeah just not it's just not giving me a ton of color like did I see the definition added to my crease absolutely but I wish I was getting a little bit more definition and this sometimes is the problem but I have the palettes like me it's almost like the dark mattes don't show as true to color as they should oh it's takete and start blending her along the bottom lashline girl if you have brown eyes if you have hazel eyes if you have green eyes this is going to be your look for summer 18 okay the brush I'm using by the way is the Sigma small taper to eat 45 I got big old bug eyes so it's hard for me to find brushes that don't make me look like a raccoon under here just to shake the table a little bit I'm gonna take brunette which is that sketchy color I was looking at earlier hopefully it's dark enough I'm almost kind of feeling like with palettes like these I think I need to start working backwards using the darker colors first and then layering it them into lighter colors because it's just you just gotta work sometimes just gotta make do that's all i'ma say brunette she's there brunettes definitely showing still", metadata={'source': 'p2EY93WfBQk'}), Document(page_content="just gotta make do that's all i'ma say brunette she's there brunettes definitely showing still pretty soft but it's showing up for sure start tapping at the lash line and then blend you know if you're a beginner with eyeshadow it's probably going to be more beneficial to do more tapping but it is swirling because once you're sore too far north good luck so I stick to the lashline and I start feathering the shadow upwards and that way I get more control over these colors so they be trying to take over okay you got to remind them I did this all right stay in your lane I'm also going to take brunette she's real cute or whatever and Davor in the inner corner I've been loving the halo look lately don't judge we all have our thing that we light so just blend that actually don't blend it tap her show her who's boss now I'm taking Chestnut in our same bottom lashline brush and I'm blending that out and smoking it well it looks really pretty long about lashline like this whole bottom look is just feeling very amber a very exotic a very summer in Miami I'm really kind of feeding for one of these too dark yellow Eagles these are just just doing something I mean right now um I think this is this is a tough choice I'm gonna go with this one this is zippy Zippy's cute personally I find I get along just well oh my god that's popping shimmer shadows on with my finger it just never really steers me wrong firing - I don't know why I just like layering shimmers just like doing I'm gonna actually take polished and this actually looks like rose gold let's see what that does on top of this color oh my god that's pretty that turned that into like a fiery almost like a cut like a copper and this wouldn't be a Jackie ina look without an inner corner color so I'm putting fewer right on top of it to prime to kind of brighten it up which was this color here lashes that I just discovered their base that Auk it's called whiplash and so I just bought I'm up a whole book cuz that was like I don't want one I want on all of them from this lash book I'm gonna be wearing fluff this is a color that I saw on Justine Skye a couple weeks ago on Twitter and I was like I don't know what that is but I need to have 12 of them but I've been rocking this lash oh ha these past couple weeks cuz they are really really nice this lash is like fixed so after I did my full face of NARS makeup a couple videos back a few guys told me to go out and get the casino bronzer from NARS and I actually do think I kind of like it taking casino into my neck and my jawline and the perimeter of my face this here was not god-given she's bronzed I'm gonna take peach my cheeks you guys this is probably one of my favorite products to launch this season from Too Faced their cream blushes oh she's starving you always girl oh I should shoot a campaign just like this let me just stop plan and okay so it's definitely not as bright as I thought it was gonna be thank God I've been dying to get my hands on this ever since I saw on Twitter it is beauty bakery's latest launch their coffee and cocoa palette look how beautiful look how I'm lost for words I'm initech la vida mocha and use that as a highlighter look how pretty that is this is actually looking and feeling more like it's supposed to be a blush so I'm blending that down into my cheeks and then I'm gonna take your grounded and pop that into my highlight that is so pretty oh my god now I'm taking a stippling brush because I do want everything to be blended especially with this look this is the perfect cheek oh my god look how pretty that is I'm gonna finish this off from my peachy matte spray love this stuff just this is pitch from colour-pop I always use this when I want to really really sculpted lip finish off this pulp and look I'm gonna take vinyl this is my girl orphis latest collaboration with more feet she's peach and she smells amazing so you know she's right up my alley actually more of", metadata={'source': 'p2EY93WfBQk'}), Document(page_content="more feet she's peach and she smells amazing so you know she's right up my alley actually more of like a peachy pink and the dark liner was so we can get that kind of ombre look don't it look like I'm going pumpkin picking or what do people do with the pump is out there pumpkin picking pumpkin jumping I don't know I never did stuff like that when I was a kid okay so that is the demo on the 3/5 Oh are two Z's now I've seen what the morphe double XL palette looks like aka the 3/5 vote so I'm gonna just keep making up names for stuff that's what I do I really wanted to do swatches but personally I kind of feel like swatches are kind of BS like I don't know is it just be like swatches don't really except for lipsticks lipsticks I do think our the one exception cuz you actually wear them the way that you swatch them unlike shadows when you blend them out you know what I mean um anyway just to render my thoughts I do think you definitely definitely get what you pay for for twenty three dollars I mean if you're starting out as a makeup artist or if you're just exploring makeup in general don't go out and buy a bunch of high-end stuff if you can't afford it if you can by all means but I think that companies like morphe are definitely bridging the gap from making artistic stuff you know affordable and accessible to people to the everyday average person just always be mindful though you do get what you pay for a lot of times I hear people compare this is the same thing as this enosis and I feel like when your chocolate like that is what will definitely definitely measure whether or not the quality of the shadows were really delivered what will show up on someone who's super super light or maybe even more on the medium side may not show up on me and that is definitely true for shadows when it came down to some of the colors like the deeper dark colors or the colors that were supposed to be deeper dark I had a little bit of trouble getting them to as you see show up on my skin tone and I always use the same base I used I did the same preparatory step okay so was it me I always go into that with some shadows knowing that I'm gonna have to do things a little bit differently so I would say maybe start with the darker shades first the darker mattes first and then work your way up to the lighter more bolder brighter colors because I think you may be a lot more happier with your application versus what I was trying to do working the other way around but honestly all in all great value for money I really like the color selections that more if he puts out I feel like it's foolproof you don't have to make your own palette or make the selections for you I think that morphing does a pretty good job at like creatively putting all the colors together for you at $23 a pop and you know the morphe codes be floating around you know like a lot of other stuff but you know that you can get a little bit of extra points off on top of that so it makes it worthwhile to be honestly do you guys like this look yes or no oh my god this highlight is doing everything for me I feel like this was like the perfect combination of colors for this look I don't think you guys enjoyed it I have fun hanging out today I hope you enjoyed today's video thank you again for watching and I I know i'ma see you on the next one right I didn't know I did not have to say anything all I do is I just sit back okay what time is it I did my thing I leave my tutorial right here for the world to see and you know you know what to do oh and don't forget to use code edges at your morphe check out thanks Thomas", metadata={'source': 'p2EY93WfBQk'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77McSTzTgg8 | [Document(page_content=". >>> GOOD DAY, EVERYONE. FROM NEW YORK, WE'RE COMING ON THE AIR TO BRING YOU TO THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE JUST A MOMENT WE'RE EXPECTED TO HEAR REMARKS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP ABOUT HIS SWEEPING 12 DAY TOUR THROUGH ASIA AFTER ARRIVING BACK HOME IN THE U.S. LATE LAST NIGHT. THAT TRIP PARTLY OVERSHADOWED BY A LOT OF NEWS. THE TURMOIL INSIDE THE GOP OVER ALABAMA SENATE CANDIDATE ROY MOORE WHO IS RESISTING CALLS WITHIN HIS PARTY TO DROPOUT OF THE ELECTION OVER SEXUAL CONDUCTS ALLEGATIONS. IN OUR NATION'S CAPITAL REPUBLICANS GOING AFTER OBAMACARE INCLUDING AN APPEAL OF THE INDIVIDUAL MANDATE IN THE NEW TAX REFORM PLAN. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, BUT WE'RE TOLD THIS COULD BE A LONG SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT WHO HAS ASIA AND THAT TRIP ON HIS MIND. WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT KRISTEN WELKER IS ON THE NORTH LAWN. WHAT GUIDANCE ARE YOU GETTING ON THIS SPEECH, KRISTIN? >> HI THERE LESTER. WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS TELL ME PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO TOUT WHAT HE SEES HIS KEY SUCCESSES ON THE TRIP THROUGHOUT ASIA. HE'S GOING TO PUSHBACK ON SOME OF THE CRITICISM THAT HE'S GOTTEN THAT THE TRIP WAS MOSTLY ABOUT POWERFUL OPTICS AND NOT DELIVERABLES. HE'S GOING TO TALK ABOUT SOMEWHAT OF HE SEES AS KEY ACCOMPLISHMENTS. HERE'S THE PRESIDENT. HE'LL GET QUESTIONS ABOUT ROY MOORE. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LAST NIGHT I RETURNED FROM A HISTORIC 12 DAY TRIP TO ASIA. THIS JOURNEY TOOK US TO FIVE NATIONS TO MEET WITH DOZENS OF FOREIGN LEADERS, PARTICIPATE IN THREE FORMAL STATE VISITS AND ATTEND THREE KEY REGIONAL SUMMITS. IT WAS THE LONGEST VISIT TO THE REGION BY AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT IN MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A CENTURY. EVERYWHERE WE WENT OUR FOREIGN HOSTS GREETED THE AMERICAN DELEGATION, MYSELF INCLUDED, WITH INCREDIBLE WARMTH HOSPITALITY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY RESPECT. AND THIS GREAT RESPECT SHOWED VERY WELL OUR COUNTRY IS FURTHER EVIDENCE THAT AMERICA'S RENEWED CONFIDENCE AND STANDING IN THE WORLD HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW. WHEN WE ARE CONFIDENT IN OURSELVES, OUR STRENGTH, OUR FLAG, OUR HISTORY, OUR VALUES, OTHER NATIONS ARE CONFIDENT IN US. AND WHEN WE TREAT OUR CITIZENS WITH THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE, OTHER COUNTRIES TREAT AMERICA WITH THE RESPECT THAT OUR COUNTRY SO RICHLY DESERVES. DURING OUR TRAVELS, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE WORLD SAW. A STRONG, PROUD, AND CONFIDENT AMERICA. TODAY I WANT TO UPDATE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON THE TREMENDOUS SUCCESS OF THIS TRIP AND THE PROGRESS WE'VE MADE TO ADVANCE AMERICAN SECURITY AND PROSPERITY THROUGHOUT THE YEAR. WHEN I CAME INTO OFFICE, OUR COUNTRY WAS FACED WITH A SERIES OF GROWING DANGERS. THESE THREATS INCLUDED ROGUE REGIMES PURSUING DEADLY WEAPONS, FOREIGN POWERS CHALLENGING AMERICA'S INFLUENCE, THE SPREAD OF THE MURDEROUS TERROR GROUP ISIS, AND YEARS OF UNFAIR TRADE PRACTICES THAT HAD DANGEROUSLY DEPLETED OUR MANUFACTURING BASE AND WIPED OUT MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF MIDDLE CLASS JOBS. THE CHALLENGES WERE INHERITED AND THESE PRODUCTS REALLY SHOWED WHAT PREVIOUS MISTAKES WERE MADE OVER MANY YEARS AND EVEN DECADES BY OTHER ADMINISTRATIONS. SOME OF THESE MISTAKES WERE BORN OF INDIFFERENCE AND NEGLECT. OTHERS FROM NAIVE THINKING AND MISGUIDED JUDGMENT. IN SOME CASES THE NEGATIVE INFLUENCE OF PARTISAN POLITICS AND SPECIAL INTERESTS WAS TO BLAME. BUT THE ONE COMMON THREAD BEHIND ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS WAS A FAILURE TO PROTECT AND PROMOTE THE INTERESTS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND AMERICAN WORKERS. UPON MY INAUGURATION, I PLEDGED THAT WE WOULD REBUILD AMERICA, RESTORE ITS ECONOMIC STRENGTH AND DEFEND ITS NATIONAL SECURITY. WITH THIS GOAL IN MIND, I VOWED THAT WE WOULD REAFFIRM OLD ALLIANCES AND FORM NEW FRIENDSHIPS IN PURSUIT OF SHARED GOALS. ABOVE ALL, I SWORE THAT IN EVERY DECISION WITH EVERY ACTION I WOULD PUT THE BEST INTERESTS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FIRST. OVER THE PAST TEN MONTHS, TRAVELING ACROSS THE GLOBE AND MEETING WITH WORLD LEADERS, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE DONE. EARLIER THIS YEAR, IN SAUDI ARABIA, I SPOKE TO THE LEADERS OF MORE THAN 50 ARAB", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content="WHAT I HAVE DONE. EARLIER THIS YEAR, IN SAUDI ARABIA, I SPOKE TO THE LEADERS OF MORE THAN 50 ARAB AND MUSLIM NATIONS ABOUT OUR STRATEGY TO DEFEAT TERRORISTS BY STRIPPING THEM OF FINANCING, TERRITORY AND IDEOLOGICAL SUPPORT. AND I URGED THE LEADERS TO DRIVE OUT THE TERRORISTS AND EXTREMISTS FROM THEIR SOCIETIES. SINCE THAT TIME, WE HAVE DEALT ISIS ONE CRUSHING DEFEAT AFTER ANOTHER. IN ISREAL, I REAFFIRMED THE UNBREAKABLE BOND BETWEEN AMERICA AND THE JEWISH STATE AND I MET WITH LEADERS OF THE PALESTINIAN AUTHORITY AND INITIATED AN EFFORT TO FACILITATE LASTING PEACE BETWEEN THE ISRAELIS. I URGED OUR NATO ALLIES TO DO MORE TO STRENGTHEN OUR ALLIANCE AND SET THE STAGE FOR SIGNIFICANT INCREASES IN MEMBER CONTRIBUTIONS. BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ARE POURING IN BECAUSE OF THAT INITIATIVE. NATO, BELIEVE ME, IS VERY HAPPY WITH DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT I DID. IN WARSAW I DECLARED TO THE WORLD AMERICA'S RESOLVE TO PRESERVE AND PROTECT WESTERN CIVILIZATION AND THE VALUES WE HOLD SO DEAR. IN ROME, SICILY, HAMBURG AND PARIS I STRENGTHENED OUR FRIENDSHIPS WITH KEY ALLIES TO PROMOTE OUR SHARED INTEREST OF SECURITY AND PROSPERITY. IN SEPTEMBER AT THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY IN NEW YORK, I URGED THAT THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD JOIN IN CONFRONTING ROGUE REGIMES THAT THREATEN HUMANITY AND LAID OUT A MODEL FOR INTERNATIONAL COOPERATION GROUNDED IN RESPECT FOR SOVEREIGNTY AND THE RESPONSIBILITIES THAT COME WITH IT. ON EACH TRIP I HAVE WORKED TO ADVANCE AMERICAN INTERESTS AND LEADERSHIP IN THE WORLD. AND TO EACH OF THESE PLACES I HAVE CARRIED OUR VISION FOR A BETTER, A VISION FOR SOMETHING STRONGER AND SOVEREIGN, SO", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content=", IMPORTANT AND INDEPENDENT NATIONS ROUTED FROM N THEIR HISTORIES, CONFIDENT IN THEIR DESTINIES AND THE NOBLE CAUSE OF PEACE. IT WAS THIS SAME VISION THAT I CARRIED TO ASIA TWO WEEKS AGO. AND IT WAS THIS SAME COMMITMENT TO YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THAT WAS ALWAYS AT THE FOREFRONT OF MY MIND AND MY THINKING. OUR TRIP WAS DEFINED BY THREE CORE GOALS. FIRST, TO UNITE THE WORLD AGAINST THE NUCLEAR MENACE POSED BY THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME, A THREAT THAT HAS INCREASED STEADILY THROUGH MANY ADMINISTRATIONS AND NOW REQUIRES URGENT ACTION. SECOND. TO STRENGTHEN AMERICA'S ALLIANCES AND ECONOMIC PARTNERSHIPS IN A FREE AND OPEN INDOPACIFIC MADE UP OF THRIVING INDEPENDENT NATIONS RESPECTFUL OF OTHER COUNTRIES AND SAFE FROM FOREIGN DOMINATION AND ECONOMIC SERVITUDE. AND THIRD TO FINALLY INSIST ON FAIR AND RESIP PRO CAL TRADE. FAIR AND RECIPROCAL TRADE. SO IMPORTANT. THESE TWO WORDS, FAIRNESS AND RECIPROCITY ARE AN OPEN INVITATION TO EVERY COUNTRY THAT SEEKS TO DO BUSINESS WITH THE UNITED STATES. AND THEY ARE A FIRM WARNING TO EVERY COUNTRY THAT CHEATS, BREAKS THE RULES AND ENGAGES IN ECONOMIC AGGRESSION LIKE THEY'VE BEEN DOING IN THE PAST, ESPECIALLY IN THE RECENT PAST. THAT IS WHY WE HAVE ALMOST AN $800 BILLION A YEAR TRADE DEFICIT WITH OTHER NATIONS. UNACCEPTABLE. WE ARE GOING TO START WHITTLING THAT DOWN AND AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. WITH THESE GOALS IT WAS MY PROFOUND HONOR TO TRAVEL ON THIS JOURNEY AS YOUR REPRESENTATIVE. I EXPLAINED TO ALL OF THE WORLD LEADERS AND ACROSS ASIA HOW WELL THE UNITED STATES IS DOING. ECONOMIC GROWTH HAS BEEN OVER 3% THE LAST TWO QUARTERS AND IS GOING HIGHER. UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT ITS LOWEST LEVEL IN 17 YEARS. THE STOCK MARKET HAS GAINED TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN VALUE SINCE MY ELECTION AND HAS REACHED RECORD HIGHS. WE ARE MASSIVELY INCREASING OUR MILITARY BUDGET TO HISTORIC LEVELS. THE HOUSE HAS JUST PASSED A NEARLY $700 BILLION DEFENSE PACKAGE AND IT COULD NOT COME AT A BETTER TIME FOR OUR NATION. ONCE AGAIN, OUR COUNTRY IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE. CONFIDENT IN OUR VALUES AND PROUD OF OUR HISTORY AND A ROLE IN THE WORLD. I WANT TO THANK EVERY CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY FOR THE PART YOU HAVE PLAYED IN MAKING THIS GREAT AMERICAN COMEBACK POSSIBLE. IN ASIA OUR MESSAGE WAS CLEAR AND WELL RECEIVED. AMERICA IS HERE TO COMPETE, TO DO BUSINESS AND TO DEFEND OUR VALUES AND OUR SECURITY. WE BEGAN OUR TRIP IN HAWAII TO PAY OUR RESPECTS TO BRAVE AMERICAN SERVICE MEMBERS AT PEARL HARBOR AND THE UNITED STATES PACIFIC COMMAND. THE GUARDIAN OF OUR SECURITY AND FREEDOM ACROSS THE INDOPACIFIC REGION. AS OUR COUNTRY PREPARED TO OBSERVE VETERANS DAY, WE REMEMBERED THE INCREDIBLE SACRIFICES AND COURAGE OF ALL OF THE VETERANS WHOSE SERVICE HAS PRESERVED OUR LIBERTY AND A WAY OF LIFE THAT IS VERY SPECIAL. WE ALSO THANKED MILITARY FAMILIES FOR THEIR SUPPORT, FOR OUR BRAVE SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN. FROM HAWAII WE TRAVELED TO JAPAN. A CRUCIAL U.S. ALLY AND PARTNER IN THE REGION. UPON LANDING IN JAPAN, MY FIRST ACT WAS TO THANK THE AMERICAN SERVICE MEMBERS AND JAPANESE SELF-DEFENSE FORCES WHO PER SONIFY THE STRENGTH OF OUR ENDURING ALLIANCE. PRIME MINISTER ABE AND I AGREED ON OUR ABSOLUTE DETERMINATION TO REMAIN UNITED, TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL OF DENUCLEARIZED NORTH KOREA. SHORTLY FOLLOWING OUR VISIT, JAPAN ANNOUNCED ADDITIONAL SANCTIONS ON 35 NORTH KOREAN ENTITIES AND INDIVIDUALS. JAPAN ALSO COMMITTED TO SHOULDERING MORE OF THE BURDEN OF OUR COMMON DEFENSE BY REIMBURSING COSTS BORNE BY AMERICAN TAXPAYERS AS WELL AS BY MAKING DEEP INVESTMENTS IN JAPAN'S OWN MILITARY. THIS WILL INCLUDE PURCHASES OF U.S. ADVANCED CAPABILITIES FROM JET FIGHTERS TO MISSILE DEFENSE, SYSTEMS WORTH MANY, MANY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND JOBS FOR THE AMERICAN WORKER. PRIME MINISTER AND I ALSO DISCUSSED WAYS WE CAN DEEPEN OUR TRADE RELATIONSHIP BASED ON THE CORE PRINCIPLES OF FAIRNESS AND RECIPROCITY. I AM PLEASED THAT SINCE JANUARY OF THIS YEAR JAPANESE COMPANIES HAVE ANNOUNCED INVESTMENTS IN THE UNITED STATES WORTH MORE THAN", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content="OF THIS YEAR JAPANESE COMPANIES HAVE ANNOUNCED INVESTMENTS IN THE UNITED STATES WORTH MORE THAN $8 BILLION, 17,000 JOBS. THANK YOU. THEY DON'T HAVE WATER. THAT'S OKAY. WHAT? THAT'S OKAY. JAPANESE MANUFACTURERS, TOYOTA AND MAZDA ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL BE OPENING -- THEY'VE ALSO SIGNED AGREEMENTS BETWEEN OUR NATIONS TO ENHANCE INFRASTRUCTURE DEVELOPMENT, INCREASED ACCESS AFFORDABLE ENERGY, AND ADVANCE OUR FOREIGN POLICY GOALS THROUGH ECONOMIC INVESTMENT. FROM JAPAN WE TRAVEL TO ANOTHER KEY AMERICAN ALLY IN ASIA, THE REPUBLICAN OF KOREA. MY OFFICIAL STATE VISIT TO SOUTH KOREA WAS THE FIRST BY AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT IN 25 YEARS. SPEAKING BEFORE THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY REPUBLIC OF KOREA I SPOKE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME AND I QUOTED THAT WE WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS DICTATORSHIP TO HOLD THE WORLD HOSTAGE TO BLACKMAIL. CUT OFF ALL TIES OF TRADE AND COMMERCE UNTIL IT STOPS ITS DANGEROUS PROVOCATION ON, AND THIS IS THE KEY TO WHAT WE'RE DOING, ON DENUCLEARIZATION. WE HAVE TO DENUCLEARIZE NORTH KOREA. WE HAVE ENDED THE FAIL STRATEGY OF STRATEGIC PATIENCE AND AS A RESULT WE HAVE ALREADY SEEN IMPORTANT PROGRESS, INCLUDING TOUGH NEW SANCTIONS FROM THE U.N. COUNCIL. WE HAVE A SECURITY COUNCIL THAT HAS BEEN WITH US AND JUST ABOUT WITH US FROM THE BEGINNING. SOUTH KOREA AGREED TO HARMONIZE SANCTIONS AND JOIN THE UNITED STATES IN SANCTIONING ADDITIONAL ROGUE ACTORS WHOSE FUND AND FUNDS HAVE HELPED NORTH KOREA AND NORTH KOREA'S NUCLEAR AND BALLISTIC MISSILE PROGRAMS. IT'S UNACCEPTABLE TO US. THE UNITED STATES WELCOMED THE DECISION OF PRESIDENT MOON TO REMOVE THE PAY LOAD RESTRICTIONS ON MISSILES TO COMBAT THE NORTH KOREAN ATHLETE. AND TOGETHER WE REAFFIRMED OUR COMMITMENT TO A CAMPAIGN OF MAXIMUM PRESSURE. LIKE JAPAN, SOUTH KOREA IS INCREASING ITS DEFENSE CONTRIBUTIONS. DURING OUR MEETINGS PRESIDENT MOON ACKNOWLEDGED HIS DESIRE FOR -- STATIONED IN SOUTH KOREA. AND I VISITED SOLDIERS AT CAMP HUMPHRIES, A BRAND NEW JOINT AMERICAN SOUTH KOREAN BASE PAID FOR ALMOST ENTIRELY BY THE SOUTH KOREAN GOVERNMENT. AT THAT BASE I DISCUSSED WITH THE UNITED STATES AND SOUTH KOREAN MILITARY LEADERS, BOTH MILITARY OPTIONS AND READINESS TO RESPOND TO -- PRESIDENT MOON AND I ALSO DISCUSSED AMERICA'S COMMITMENT TO REDUCING OUR TRADE DEFICIT WITH SOUTH KOREA. AT MY DISCRETION AND DIRECTION WE ARE CURRENTLY RENEGOTIATING THE DISASTROUS U.S./KOREA TRADE AGREEMENTS SIGNED UNDER THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION. IT HAS BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE UNITED STATES. LAST WEEK 42 SOUTH KOREAN COMPANIES ANNOUNCED THEIR INTENT TO INVEST IN PROJECTS WORTH MORE THAN $17 BILLION IN THE UNITED STATES AND 24 COMPANIES ANNOUNCED PLANS TO PURCHASE $58 BILLION IN AMERICAN GOODS AND SERVICES. FROM SOUTH KOREA MELANIA AND A TRAVELED TO CHINA WHERE WE WERE GREATLY HONORED BY THE SPLEN DOR OF OUR RECEPTION. OUR TRIP INCLUDED THE FIRST OFFICIAL DINNER HELD FOR A FOREIGN LEADER IN THE FORBIDDEN CITY SINCE THE FOUNDING OF THE MODERN CHINA WHERE WE ENJOYED A VERY PRODUCTIVE EVENING HOSTED BY PRESIDENT XI AND HIS WONDERFUL WIFE. DURING OUR VISIT PRESIDENT XI PLEDGED TO FAITHFULLY IMPLEMENT UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COUNCIL RESOLUTIONS ON NORTH KOREA AND TO USE HIS GREAT ECONOMIC INFLUENCE OVER THE REGIME TO ACHIEVE OUR COMMON GOAL OF A DENUCLEARIZED KOREAN PENINSULA. PRESIDENT XI RECOGNIZES THAT A NUCLEAR NORTH KOREA IS A GREAT THREAT TO CHINA AND WE AGREED WE WOULD NOT ACCEPT A SO-CALLED FREEZE FOR FREEZE AGREEMENT LIKE THOSE THAT HAVE CONSISTENTLY FAILED IN THE PAST. WE MADE THAT TIME IS RUNNING OUT AND WE MADE IT CLEAR AND ALL OPTIONS REMAIN ON THE TABLE. I ALSO HAD A VERY CANDID CONVERSATION WITH PRESIDENT XI ABOUT THE NEED TO REDUCE OUR STAGGERING TRADE DEFICIT WITH CHINA. AND FOR OUR TRADING RELATIONSHIP TO BE CONDUCTED ON A TRULY FAIR AND EQUITABLE BASIS. WE CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE UNFAIR TRADING PRACTICES THAT STEAL AMERICAN JOBS, WEALTH, AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. THE DAYS OF THE UNITED STATES BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ARE OVER. IN CHINA", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content="INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. THE DAYS OF THE UNITED STATES BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ARE OVER. IN CHINA WE ALSO ANNOUNCED $250 BILLION IN TRADE INVESTMENT DEALS THAT WILL CREATE JOBS IN THE UNITED STATES. FROM CHINA I FLEW TO THE CITY OF DA NANG IN VIETNAM TO ATTEND THE LEADERS MEETING FOR APEC, ASIA PACIFIC ECONOMIC COOPERATION. THERE I SPOKE TO A MAJOR GATHERING OF BUSINESS LEADERS WHERE I REMINDED THE WORLD OF AMERICA'S HISTORIC ROLE IN THE PACIFIC AS A FORCE FOR FREEDOM AND FOR PEACE. STANDING IN THIS PROUD HISTORY, I OFFERED OUR VISION FOR ROBUST TRADING RELATIONSHIPS IN WHICH INDOPACIFIC NATIONS CAN ALL PROSPER AND GROW TOGETHER. I ANNOUNCED THAT THE UNITED STATES IS READY TO MAKE BILATERAL TRADE DEALS WITH ANY NATION IN THE REGION THAT WANTS TO BE OUR PARTNER IN FAIR AND RECIPROCAL TRADE. WE WILL NEVER TURN A BLIND EYE TO TRADING ABUSES, TO CHEATING ECONOMIC AGGRESSION OR ANYTHING ELSE FROM COUNTRIES THAT PRO FES A BELIEF IN OPEN TRADE BUT DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OR LIVE BY ITS PRINCE ELS THEMSELVES. NO INTERNATIONAL TRADING ORGANIZATION CAN FUNCTION WITH MEMBERS ARE ALLOWED TO EXPLOIT THE OPENNESS OF OTHERS FOR UNFAIR ECONOMIC GAIN. TRADE ABUSES HARMED THE UNITED STATES AND ITS WORKERS BUT NO MORE. NO MORE. WE WILL TAKE EVERY TRADE ACTION NECESSARY TO ACHIEVE THE FAIR AND RECIPROCAL TREATMENT THAT THE UNITED STATES HAS OFFERED TO THE REST OF THE WORLD FOR DECADES. MY MESSAGE HAS RESONATED. THE 21 APEC LEADERS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER RECOGNIZED THE IMPORTANCE OF FAIR AND RECIPROCAL TRADE. RECOGNIZED THE NEED TO ADDRESS UNFAIR TRADE PRACTICES. AND ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THE WTO IS IN STRONG NEED OF REFORM. THESE LEADERS ALSO NOTED THAT COUNTRIES MUST DO A BETTER JOB FOLLOWING THE RULES TO WHICH THEY AGREE. I ALSO MADE VERY CLEAR THAT THE UNITED STATES WILL PROMOTE A FREE AND OPEN INDO PACIFIC IN WHICH NATIONS ENJOY THE INDEPENDENCE AND RESPECT THEY DESERVE. IN VIETNAM I ALSO MET WITH THE PRESIDENT AND PRIME MINISTER TO DISCUSS THE GROWING FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN OUR COUNTRIES. OUR VIETNAM EASE PARTNERS ARE -- WE COMMITTED TO EXPAND TRADE AND INVESTMENT BETWEEN OUR COUNTRIES AND WE PLEDGE TO ADDRESS THE IMBALANCES. I AM PARTICULARLY PLEASED THAT THE UNITED STATES AND VIETNAM RECENTLY ANNOUNCED $12 BILLION IN COMMERCIAL AGREEMENTS WHICH WILL INCLUDE $10 BILLION IN U.S. CONTENT. FINALLY, YOU VISITED THE PHILIPPINES WHERE I MET WITH NUMEROUS WORLD LEADER AT THE EAST ASIA SUMMITS. THE A ASSOCIATION OF SOUTHEAST ASIAN NATIONS, WE MADE IT CLEAR THAT NO ONE OWNS THE OCEAN. FREEDOM OF NAVIGATION AND OVERFLIGHT ARE CRITICAL TO THE SECURITY AND PROSPERITY OF ALL NATIONS. I ALSO MET WITH THE PRIME MINISTERS OF INDIA, AUSTRALIA AND JAPAN TO DISCUSS OUR SHARED COMMITMENT TO A FREE AND OPEN INDOPACIFIC. DURING OUR VISIT PRESIDENT DUTERTE OF THE PHILIPPINES THANKED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND OUR ARMED FORCES FOR SUPPORTING THE RECENT LIBERATION FROM ISIS. WE PLEDGE TO STRENGTHEN AND DEEPEN OUR LONGSTANDING ALLIANCE. AT THE EAST ASIA SUMMIT, THE UNITED STATES NEGOTIATED AND SIGNED FOUR IMPORTANT LEADER STATEMENTS ON THE USE OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS, MONEY LAUNDERING, POVERTY ALEVE YAGZ AND COUNTERING TERRORISTS PROPAGANDA AND FINANCING. AND CRUCIALLY AT BOTH SUMMITS AND THROUGHOUT THE TRIP, WE ASKED ALL NATIONS TO SUPPORT OUR CAMPAIGN OF MAXIMUM PRESSURE FOR NORTH KOREAN DENUCLEARIZATION. THEY ARE RESPONDING BY CUTTING TRADE WITH NORTH KOREA, RESTRICTING FINANCIAL TIES TO THE REGIME, AND EXPELLING NORTH KOREAN DIPLOMATS AND WORKERS. OVER THE LAST TWO WEEKS, WE HAVE MADE HISTORIC STRIDES IN REASSERTING AMERICAN LEADERSHIP, RESTORING AMERICAN SECURITY, AND REAWAKENING AMERICAN CONFIDENCE. EVERYWHERE WE WENT, I REAFFIRMED OUR VISION FOR COOPERATION BETWEEN PROUD INDEPENDENT AND SOVEREIGN COUNTRIES AND I MADE CLEAR THAT THE UNITED STATES WILL BE A RELIABLE FRIEND, A STRONG PARTNER, AND A POWERFUL ADVOCATE FOR ITS OWN CITIZENS. THE MOMENTUM FROM OUR TRIP WILL LAUNCH US ON OUR CONTINUED EFFORT TO ACCOMPLISH THE THREE", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content='CITIZENS. THE MOMENTUM FROM OUR TRIP WILL LAUNCH US ON OUR CONTINUED EFFORT TO ACCOMPLISH THE THREE CORE OBJECTIVES I OUTLINED. TO UNITE THE WORLD AGAINST NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR THREAT, TO PROMOTE A FREE AND OPEN INDOPA -- INDOPACIFIC -- WE HAVE ESTABLISHED A NEW FRAMEWORK FOR TRADE THAT WILL ENSURE RECIPROCITY THROUGH ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS, REFORM OF INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS, AND NEW FAIR TRADE DEALS THAT BENEFIT THE UNITED STATES AND OUR PARTNERS. AND WE HAVE LAID OUT A PATHWAY TOWARD PEACE AND SECURITY IN OUR WORLD WHERE SOVEREIGN NATIONS CAN THRIVE, FLOURISH AND PROSPER SIDE BY SIDE. THIS IS OUR BEAUTIFUL VISION FOR THE FUTURE. THIS IS A FUTURE WHERE THIS VISION, THIS DREAM, IS ONLY POSSIBLE IF AMERICA IS STRONG, PROUD, AND FREE. AS LONG AS WE ARE TRUE TO OURSELVES, FAITHFUL TO OUR FOUNDING AND LOYAL TO OUR CITIZENS, THEN THERE IS NO TASK TOO GREAT, NO DREAM TOO LARGE, NO GOAL BEYOND OUR REACH. MY FELLOW CITIZENS, AMERICA IS BACK AND THE FUTURE HAS NEVER LOOKED BRIGHTER. THANK YOU. GOD BLESS YOU. AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL. >> SHOULD ROY MOORE RESIGN, MR. PRESIDENT? SHOULD HE RESIGN? >> ALL RIGHT. PRESIDENT TRUMP LEAVING THE ROOM AFTER ABOUT 23, 24 MINUTES WORTH OF REMARKS THERE. THE REPORTERS YOU HEARD IN THE ROOM, THAT WAS THE WHITE HOUSE POOL GROUP OF REPORTERS. IT WAS NOT THE FULL PRESS CORE. IT WAS BILLED AS A SPEECH. IN FACT, IT WAS JUST THAT. THE PRESIDENT SEEMING TO CONFRONT HEAD-ON THOSE WHO SAY HE MADE NO TANGIBLE AGREEMENTS OR PROGRESS ON HIS ASIA TRIP. IN REBUTTAL HE POINT BY POINT LISTED EXACTLY WHAT HE DID IN THE VARIOUS COUNTRIES. AGAIN, HE ARRIVED LATE LAST NIGHT FROM THAT LONG TRIP OVERSEAS. GO TO CHUCK TODD, OUR POLITICAL DIRECTOR AND MODERATOR OF "MEET THE PRESS." WHAT\'S YOUR READ ON WHAT WE JUST HEARD? >> THIS IS A PRESIDENT THAT CLEARLY CAME HOME FRUSTRATED THAT PEOPLE WEREN\'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO HIS TRIP SO IT\'S UNDERSTANDABLE I THINK WHY HE BELIEVED IF HE DID THIS, HE COULD AT LEAST GET THIS MESSAGE OUT THERE. BUT IT\'S AN INTERESTING TEST OF THE PRESIDENT\'S ABILITY TO DOMINATE A NEWS CYCLE. RIGHT NOW HE DIDN\'T ADDRESS THE ROY MOORE SITUATION, DIDN\'T EVEN ADDRESS WHAT\'S GOING ON INSIDE HIS OWN PARTY ABOUT THE ISSUE OF TAXES AND EVERYTHING AND THE HEALTH CARE AND THE DECISION TO LUMP THE TWO ISSUES TOGETHER WHICH POLITICALLY HAS ITS OWN -- BRINGS ITS OWN SET OF ISSUES WITH IT. THE FACT THAT HE DIDN\'T WADE INTO ANY OF THOSE THINGS AT ALL, USED THIS JUST TO TALK ABOUT THE TRIP DOES TELL ME HE\'S NOT HAPPY WITH THE COVERAGE HE GOT OR THAT HE DIDN\'T THINK ENOUGH PEOPLE PAID ATTENTION TO IT. BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THE ISSUES THAT HE\'S CLAIMING SUCCESS ON, THEY\'RE NOT TANGIBLE YET. WE WON\'T KNOW WHETHER THE PROMISES HE GOT OUT OF, WHETHER IT\'S CHINA OR SOUTH KOREA OR JAPAN COME TO FRUITION. HE DIDN\'T HAVE A LOT OF DELIVERABLES ON THIS TRIP. THERE WASN\'T A BIG BREAKTHROUGH WHEN IT CAME TO NORTH KOREA. I THINK THAT\'S PROBABLY HIS FRUSTRATION. THERE WASN\'T A BIG HEADLINE FOR HIM FROM THE TRIP. POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE FRANKLY. AND I THINK HE WAS LOOKING TO TRY TO FIX THAT. >> AS YOU NOTED, HE WAS ASKED ABOUT THE ROY MOORE SITUATION. HE DIDN\'T BITE ON. THAT ARE YOU SURPRISED HE DIDN\'T BITE ON THAT? IS THERE ANY PERCENTAGE OF HIM GETTING INVOLVED AT THIS POINT GIVEN THE FACT THAT THIS IS GOING NOWHERE? >> LOOK, I THINK IT\'S A BIGGER DEAL IF HE DOESN\'T GET INVOLVED. THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY ESSENTIALLY IS TRYING TO CONVINCE ROY MOORE TO LEAVE. EVEN SHAUN HANNITY, THE PRESIDENT\'S PROBABLY BIGGEST CHEERLEADER IN THE CONSERVATIVE PRESS, IS STARTING TO TURN ON HIM. AND HE IS THE HEAD OF THE PARTY AND MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE THE ONLY PERSON THAT ROY MOORE MIGHT LISTEN TO IS THE PRESIDENT. SO IF HE DOES NOT WANT TO WADE IN PUBLICLY AND HE\'S BEEN BURNED IN ALABAMA ONCE BEFORE AND THAT MAY BE WHY, THAT IS A SIGNIFICANT DEVELOPMENT FOR THE GOP. >> LET ME GO TO GABE GUTIERREZ. HE\'S IN ALABAMA. HE\'S', metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'}), Document(page_content="IS A SIGNIFICANT DEVELOPMENT FOR THE GOP. >> LET ME GO TO GABE GUTIERREZ. HE'S IN ALABAMA. HE'S COVERING THE ROY MOORE CONTROVERSY. WHAT ARE LOCAL REPUBLICANS SAYING ABOUT THE PRESSURE OF COMING FROM WASHINGTON? >> Reporter: HI THERE, LESTER. GOOD AFTERNOON. THE LOCAL GOP HERE, THE ALABAMA STATE GOP IS SET TO MEET THIS AFTERNOON TO DISCUSS THE ROY MOORE SITUATION AND AS OF NOW, THE EXPECTATION IS THAT THEY WILL CONTINUE TO STICK BY HIM. I SPOKE WITH ONE GOP OFFICIAL JUST A SHORT TIME AGO AND HE SAID WE DON'T LIKE WASHINGTON TELLING US WHAT TO DO. JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO ROY MOORE HIMSELF TWEETED AND SAID THE REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS WHO DID EVERYTHING THEY COULD TO STOP DONALD TRUMP AND ELECT HILLARY CLINTON ARE THE VERY SAME PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW TRYING TO TAKE US DOWN WITH LIES AND SMEAR. SO ROY MOORE OF COURSE REMAINING DEFIANT IN THE FACE OF THESE ALLEGATIONS. >> GABE GUTIERREZ IS FOLLOWING THAT STORY FOR US IN ALABAMA. HE'LL HAVE MORE TONIGHT. WE'LL OF COURSE HAVE FULL COVERAGE ON MSNBC, ON NBC NEWS.COM. I WILL SEE YOU HERE JUST A FEW HOURS FOR NBC NIGHTLY JUST. UNTIL THEN I'M LESTER HOLT IN NEW YORK. HAVE A GOOD DAY, EVERYONE.", metadata={'source': '77McSTzTgg8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nDagqKL7Q | [Document(page_content="and this poop Dragon finds a pain in the ass good girl poop dragon's supposed to be hot good girl I beat it in one try if you think poop dragons hard you should never play diarrhea good good oh man you think poop dragon's bad wait until Siri how do I delete all of Twitter", metadata={'source': 'Y9nDagqKL7Q'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ANDjPQPS_Q | [Document(page_content="[Music] hello confetti club it is fixing and today is such an exciting day I'm so freakin excited it is a very special youtube birthday but not my actual YouTube birthday my actual YouTube birthday is August something but today is the fateful day I have received my 100,000 subscribers YouTube play button mmm and so I'm going to do a cheeky unbox for you guys I am a quaking if you look down you'll probably notice I'm a little bit past a hundred thousand that's cuz it takes like five months for these things to come I knew that going in but it still feels like an eternity because you just you're so excited to finally get this beautiful beautiful rumored illustrious it's like a unicorn it's like ooh only rumored will you ever see one in real life oh it's gonna have my name on it imagine if it like had the wrong name imagine if it was like some other random you do it'll be terrible I'm gonna open this bad boy up it says pixie locks on the box which is really exciting but I'm not gonna show you because it's by my hairdress if you don't know what these are I assume most people do but if you don't um YouTube sends out like these plaques called play buttons for different subscriber milestones so the first one is a hundred thousand which is my precious baby I have here today and the next one's a million which is the gold play button so this one's silver when millions gold ten million is diamonds and then after that is there platinum or am I crazy PewDiePie got a special Ruby one but he's the only one who's like vaguely close to 50 million so that was like special for him but yeah it was really exciting he is in there talked so snug [Music] [Music] it's just gonna be me making that sound for the video okay we got some nice styrofoam this is a real unboxing says YouTube on the box and I'm gonna try and get this on camera but also have a pure moment whoa well there's a letter oh you've just done something that very few YouTube creators accomplished how old is this you had an astonishing 100,000 people subscribed to your channel we know that numbers on YouTube can get really big but we hope that you don't lose sight of the reality behind that six digit milestone each and every person who is subscribed to your channel has been touched by what you created they were inspired challenged or entertained you achieve this milestone with hard work perseverance and probably a healthy sense of humor too what you've accomplished can't be taken away from you and we'd like to reckon if you lost if you like went down to under 100k but you already like had your play buttons unto you and you're lucky oops and we'd like to recognize you and all your hard work with a silver creator award a small token of our esteem and respect this is so cute we know that you don't do this for rewards you do it because you have a drive to create and share and because you've found an audience who cares believe us when we say that we can't wait to see what you do next a million subscribers may seem a long way off right now but you're closer than you think and we're rooting for you congratulations you're sincerely sue in watches sick CEO YouTube I'm really sorry that I can't pronounce your name Susan I know they send that to everyone but it's still really cute ever ever ever oh oh oh the back is so filthy that's my baby well that's me but it's on my baby oh I did it Oh shiny shiny shiny this is such a happy day this is such a special moment ah obviously I want to give a freaking ginormous thank you to all of you guys cuz like this is you this isn't like I did a good thing a hundred thousand times this is like a hundred thousand people were nice and like subscribed to me so like that's extra frickin amazing I'm so so so blessed and happy to have an audience that is so sweet and kind and always sweet and kind to each other and me and just so amazing I feel like the confetti club is special and I feel like every creator also says", metadata={'source': '0ANDjPQPS_Q'}), Document(page_content="just so amazing I feel like the confetti club is special and I feel like every creator also says that they're like oh like my audience is the best audience but like with a rock pretty hard every time I go down in the comments people are always like responding to each other helping each other out being sweet on Instagram there's a lot of like pixie locs fan accounts that are hilarious and I started following them and they're so funny and sweet and they're all funny and sweet to each other as well it's just like a beautiful happy community that just loves like colors and fashion and rainbows and sparkles but also it's down-to-earth and real about it you know what I mean it was crazy because my facebook like memory look back on what you did a year ago today thing was me posting about being right under 50,000 subscribers it was like I was like what do I say I was like if I hit 50,000 confetti club members before the end of 2016 I'm gonna cry and now a year later and I'm at a hundred thirty-five thousand and my silver play button and freaking crying and I just thank you I want to make it cute I don't know how I'm gonna do it but I want to make it cute so I'm gonna cut to that I don't want to do anything that would like permanently damage this because I feel like this is a sacred freakin like item that should not be tampered with so I want to find a way to make it kawaii and like fit my room and kind of fit my personality and like be a happy sparkle time but also something that is not permanent because again I don't want to I don't want to mess with this thing that I waited five nights for so we're gonna cut to me on my floor and see how I do that so I has my beautiful baby and my my plan my my beautiful brainchild is to like layer over and cut out a piece of cardstock that I can just ever so delicately scotch tape on so it doesn't actually hurt it even though I frickin put a little ding in it with my laptop when I went to go get the future confetti club member but it's fine it's and I have a large thing of fake flowers because I went through a phase where I just bought infinite fake flowers let's just see how she goes --is what color should I use this is what I got from designer Diaries I don't know if you're gonna be able to see it I feel like it should just straight up your pink though this one's really cool but or I could just like make it that should it be pink I want it to be in my background though of my videos I feel like that's like a rite of passage is to have your play button in the background of your videos I have so many purples am I gonna be okay or I can just do pink but it's on a pink background yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you know what are you doing up there what are you doing up there [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] there yay that's exactly what I had in my head oh look how happy he is oh yeah yeah yay and it's completely reversible because it's all just stuck on the paper that I Scotch taped it to so hey look it's cute but also reversible yay this videos feature confetti club member is Kelly Scott in bloom on Instagram I hope I said your name right she is looking so so cute happy belated birthday cheeky boo rockin that you look nice today TV with so many birthday themes cuz it was your birthday happy birthday again you're rockin it love you to bits you're adorable thank you for your support I love you guys so so much and I will see you in the next video which is not this one because this one is over bye [Music]", metadata={'source': '0ANDjPQPS_Q'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jidk0O6uu-0 | [Document(page_content="all right so I have to know can I take some honey that is crystallized and extract sugar from that let's find out [Music] and goes the honey does it I warm it up first this seems that just spreading the crystallized honey out on the screen works a lot better than trying to drop it into the rotating blade I just gotta be careful to keep it balanced let's see what we got don't look at that looks like sugar to me honey sugar if I open this up and pull off the screen we can see some honey in there I'm sure there's some small crystals that didn't make their way through or didn't get caught in the screen this it's mostly honey again though it's liquefied although it is chemically different now since I think it's the fructose that crystallizes out first so this is going to be fructose depleted honey there you go some sugar made from honey I just took the granules out of the granulated honey it seems to resemble brown sugar probably because it's still a little bit moist it could probably dry it out a little bit more I'm just gonna lay this out on a tray and then gently heat it in the oven dry it out oh it seems to have melted apparently it has a lower melting point than other sugars that's interesting well", metadata={'source': 'Jidk0O6uu-0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbJ2s_g1oDc | [Document(page_content='- (FBE) So, what we\'re doing today\nis one of the more popular things found throughout the internet\nis a wide range of so-called life hacks.\n- Life hacks. I know what life hacks are.\nI\'ve only seen them. I\'m like, "I should do that." - Oh, okay.\nI\'ve seen some of these, though. It\'s very Pinteresty or\nthey\'re ten second videos of like, "Here\'s a quick little\nthing of how to get ice cubes under your fridge." - Life hacks I feel are always\ncool for the \'gram, but not cool for real life.\nThey look really cool on the internet.\nYou see them and you\'re like, "Whoa, that\'s so creative!"\nAnd you actually try it and you\'re like,\n"What?" - I bookmark \'em now,\nbecause it\'s like, wow, I didn\'t know\nyou could do that. Like that little loop in the pot,\nit\'s meant to hold your utensils.\nYeah. - I\'ve done the pancake\nin the ketchup bottle, you know, instead of\nladling it into the pan, you put it in a bottle\nand squirt it in. I\'ve done that one before. - Sometimes, they can just\nbe really stupid, but there are some\npretty helpful ones. I\'ve heard of some\npretty good ones. It\'s basically a better\nor easier way to do something that\'s usually pretty creative\nand it\'s supposed to help, but sometimes it just\ndoesn\'t work. - "Use dryer sheets and a fan\nas an instant air freshener." That\'s pretty g--\nI\'ve never even thought about that. Do they just stick on, I guess? - But, why?\nJust get an air freshener. - The smell of dryer sheets\nis kind of overbearing and I don\'t think I\'d want that\nin my house. I\'d rather just get a little\nair freshener like a Febreze. - I mean, I guess you can,\nbut just a regular fan is fine unless your room just smells\nso dank and bad that you need to do this.\nI think that\'s pretty fine. - That makes sense.\nYeah, definitely, \'cause every time I go\nin the laundry room in my house, I\'m like, "It smells so good\nin here. I want the whole house to smell like that." - That\'s just lazy, to be honest,\n\'cause I don\'t think dryer sheets would actually work,\n\'cause it would probably be temporary, like it would\nprobably just smell good for as long as you have the fan on,\nbut what if it\'s cold and you don\'t have an air freshener,\nbut it stinks? - "Use a coffee maker\nto cook ramen." I feel like that\'s old news.\nDoesn\'t everyone do that? No? - A lot of these college kids I\'m\nassuming are just eating ramen 24/7 as the typical people would say.\n- (FBE) Pretty much. - This could really come in handy\nin dorms and stuff just because ramen noodles is the\nfood of college students, but we don\'t really have\na place other than the microwave to cook it. - Points for creativity,\nbut the second picture looks like it\'s a brain in a jar.\nI guess if it works, but I feel like this one\nis way over complicating it with putting it in an actual\ncoffee pot. I don\'t feel like that\'s\nnecessary. - But how do I use\na cup of noodles? I get the packets.\nThat\'s not gonna help. I\'m not just gonna\nput it in the bag. It\'s gonna burn through.\nIf you really love noodles, like everyone else does,\nyou will take your sweet time to make them good noodles.\nI know I do. - Why don\'t you just microwave it?\nThis is more work. Now you have to clean\nyour coffee pot. The next person who\'s gonna\nhave coffee is gonna be like, "That\'s a weird coffee flavor."\nJust use a microwave and poke holes in the lid. - "Heat two bowls in the microwave\nusing this handy trick." Okay.\nSo that\'s kinda smart. - I already do that.\nI just put them next to each other. It\'s not a big deal\nif they don\'t move. I still put \'em next to each other. - Yeah, I mean,\nthis would definitely work. Everyone has a cup.\nOne cup, one mug, whatever it is.\nYou could probably put a paper towel roll in there\nif you had to. - That one, I don\'t know\nif I completely believe it. I still like to make things\ndifficult for myself and just warm up\ntwo separate plates in the microwave at a time. - But then, it\'s off centered.\nIt\'s not gonna cook evenly. You have to put it in', metadata={'source': 'DbJ2s_g1oDc'}), Document(page_content='It\'s not gonna cook evenly. You have to put it in\nthe center so it cooks evenly. - I would get scared that\nthey\'re gonna clash together and fall on each other\njust for a mess, \'cause cleaning a microwave\nis a lot of work. - "Heavy sleeper, tired of\nsnoozing past your alarm? Use your smartphone in a cup.\nTrick to crank the volume." I\'ve done this before.\nI\'ve never used it as an alarm, but I have\nused this as a speaker. - I don\'t do that for an alarm,\nbut I do do that for speakers. - I do that sometimes in the shower,\n\'cause my speakers died, \'cause I like to listen to music\nwhile I\'m in the shower. I\'ll put my phone in a cup,\nso the music is louder, \'cause it just amplifies. - Now this one\'s legit.\nIf you can\'t afford, or you just don\'t have an iHome\nor something to boost up the volume, yeah, put it in a cup\non your desk. That one\'s easy. - Oh, okay.\nActually, we\'ve done this before at parties when we don\'t\nhave a speaker or if the aux doesn\'t work.\nWe normally put it in a Styrofoam cup\nor just whatever plastic cup that we have and use it,\nso I\'ve used this one before and it works pretty well, honestly. - No, I\'m not gonna do that.\nWhy don\'t you just hook it up to a speaker?\nThat\'s easy. Or face it towards a wall\nso the sound can bounce off. That\'s easier as well.\nDon\'t have to waste a whole cup. - "For an easy breakfast,\nmake a scrambled egg in the microwave\nusing a coffee mug." Why? - Ew, microwaved eggs?\nI thought microwaved bacon was bad. Come on.\nI don\'t like the whole microwave breakfast thing. - Now, that is a life hack.\nI didn\'t know you could do that. I knew you could cook cake\nin a cup. That still doesn\'t taste as good. - I\'m not trying to eat\nmicrowaved eggs. If I wanted to go that fast,\nwhether you wanted a quick source of protein or something\nlike that, the amount of time it would probably take\nto heat it up, you could probably make\na protein shake, or make a peanut butter sandwich\nor something like that. - Something about just microwaving\nraw eggs doesn\'t sound too delicious.\nYou scramble them and then stick it\nin the microwave to cook it? I just don\'t think it\nwould taste very good, but I guess if you\'re in a hurry. - Me and my roommates\nhave sort of looked up mug cooking things that\nwe could do in our microwave, but I\'ve never done them\nbecause putting an egg-- and I feel like it\'s not\ngonna cook all the way and then you\'re gonna\nget salmonella and then you\'re out\nfor the rest of the semester and then what?\nAll because you cooked an egg. - "Keep chargers from constantly\nbreaking by putting an old pen spring on them."\nI\'ve seen this one. I\'ve never done it,\nbut I really should get around to probably trying this. - I should try that one,\n\'cause I know a couple of our chargers at home are\nbroken and the wire\'s sticking out. - I don\'t think that one\'s accurate,\n\'cause it\'s still gonna rip. Mine hasn\'t, though.\nYou just need to take good care of it.\nTake good care of your chargers. Be responsible. - That could work, actually.\nChargers do this so often where after you use them\nfor more than a year, they just decide to give out\nand all the wiring comes out and then you shock yourself\nevery time you try to plug in your phone. - Wires always frig and fray\nwhenever you bend them around and then you have to buy\na new charger and it\'s a whole thing,\nso yeah, I do know a lot of people and I think\nI have used this one before, but I feel like I still\nfind a way to ruin it. - There\'s two things wrong\nwith this picture. One, that\'s never\nhappened to me. Two, this is a very, very old\npicture, \'cause those chargers I haven\'t seen since \'Nam.\nthose things are old. - Hair straightener.\nCollar irons. This is a dude.\nHe\'s late on the game. Us women have been doing\nthis for decades. - If it goes faster than it does\nto take an iron, then I guess that would work. - Hair straightener, collar.\nWhoa. I\'m gonna test that theory. - I\'d probably try a wrinkle or so,', metadata={'source': 'DbJ2s_g1oDc'}), Document(page_content='Whoa. I\'m gonna test that theory. - I\'d probably try a wrinkle or so,\nbut again, not too much just because I don\'t wanna\nburn my clothes. - I guess that would work, right?\nIt\'s just heat and pressure and I guess it\'s almost\nthe right size and like he\'s doing, you can just clamp it on there\nand have it iron. - If hair straighteners can burn\nyour hair, I feel like they can burn your clothes\nand that might be bad logic, but I feel like I\'d end up\nusing it wrong and then my collar is just gonna be\nburnt off and it defeats the whole purpose\nof the thing. - "Heat pizza with a cup of water\nto keep the crust from getting chewy."\nHuh, okay, I guess. It kinda gets some moisture\ngoing in there. - I\'ll be honest, I like the chewy.\nI like tugging. - Okay, I do that with my--\nI don\'t do the cup, I put the water in my rice,\nso the rice doesn\'t stay dry when I put it in the microwave.\nThat\'s kind of smart. - I\'ve seen this before.\nI\'ve never tried it and I have no idea how\nthe science behind that works, but I mean, if it works, it works. - Isn\'t it because the way the\nmicrowave works is it heats the water in the food\nand then that ends up getting rid of it.\nSo, by having the water it\'s like ref--\nI don\'t know. That\'s my best guess\n- (FBE) I think so. Something like that.\n- Something like that. - Sure, I\'d give this one a shot,\nhonestly, to keep the crust from getting chewy.\nBut even then, I kind of like day after pizza just because\nit\'s the whole thing of getting it out of your fridge\nand warming it up and it\'s just that little taste\nthat\'s different that makes it good. - Keep buttons from falling off\nwith clear nail polish. Okay. - I don\'t see that would\nhelp, really. I don\'t know where I would\nget clear nail polish. - I feel like I\'ve used\nclear nail polish for a lot of things like\nthe inside of jewelry. I definitely trust this\nif I felt like anything was gonna fall off, I\'d be like,\n"All right, let\'s strengthen the strings and try it." - I already know I would\nnever use this just for the reason being\nbecause I hate the smell of nail polish.\nAt the same time, it\'s like I\'ve low key\nalways wanted to get a manicure. - I\'ve tried this before\nwith tights though, so you have tights and if\nyou want to prevent them from ripping, put on\nclear nail polish, but then it just leaves\nthese globs of clear gel that doesn\'t look good. - I guess it just acts like\na reinforcement or glue to keep it from falling off.\nThat\'s a good one, for sure. I mean, why wouldn\'t you\ndo it, right? \'Cause the one time I wear\na shirt, my button\'s gonna fall off, so might as well\nput nail polish on it. - "Use your iron and some\naluminum foil to make easy grilled cheese sandwiches."\nI\'ve heard of this before, but I don\'t like grilled cheese\nsandwiches. I\'m so sorry, world. - I\'m gonna assume this is more\nof a college dorm thing, but yeah, I guess it would work. - So, if there\'s any place where\nyou don\'t have a stove or anything like that,\nlike a hotel room or a dorm room, or just anywhere else,\nyou could actually do this. - Lazy!\nWhy? Why would you use something\nfor clothes for food? And why would you put it\non top of foil? Wouldn\'t that be dangerous?\nYou don\'t know what that\'s gonna do. - That one looks like it\nwould take some practice, \'cause you don\'t wanna\ncompletely-- \'cause you don\'t wanna stop\nand unwrap it every 30 seconds, like "is it cooked yet?\nIs it cooked yet?" And then you could easily\nover cook it, too. - Pretty sure I\'ve seen this\nwith waffles and stuff like, oh yeah, you turn it upside down\nand you put waffles on it or pancake mix or whatever.\nI can definitely see this being efficient and saving time,\nbut just the fact that it\'s ironed grilled cheese kinda\nalters my thought and the mindset of how\ngood of an idea this is. - I like life hacks.\nThey\'re always fun. The only useful one\nI would use is the phone one. The phone one, the fan,', metadata={'source': 'DbJ2s_g1oDc'}), Document(page_content="They're always fun. The only useful one\nI would use is the phone one. The phone one, the fan,\nthat's probably about it. There's some better ones out there. - They weren't really helpful.\nI was looking for some that were gonna be super helpful\nthat would change my entire way of living,\nbut they didn't except the scrambled egg one.\nThat might be a game changer for when I run out of cereal. - There's some of them that\nI would probably not use just 'cause of how they are\nand how they play out, but if you're short on time,\nshort on money, life hacks are perfect. - Thank you guys so much for\nwatching this episode. - Subscribe for new shows\nalmost every day. - Let us know in the comments.\nwhat we should react to next. - Bye. - Hey everybody, Derek here,\none of the React Channel producers. You may not know this,\nbut my life is a disaster. It's a mess.\nIt's awful. I can't keep anything straight.\nWhat I could use is some life hacks. If you got some,\nput them down in the comments. Make me a better person,\n'cause I could use all the help I could get.", metadata={'source': 'DbJ2s_g1oDc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZAPwfrtAFY | [Document(page_content='The presidency\nof Donald Trump. The man voted "Least Edible"\nby Cannibal Magazine -six years in a row.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -A-- And I know,\nI honestly know that the prospect\nof talking about Trump yet again feels exhausting. We\'re all so tired of him,\nevery room in America should have a sign\non the wall that counts the number of minutes\nthat it\'s been since someone brought up\nhis fucking name. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-But-- But that is the thing. Trump\'s presidency\nis like one of his handshakes. It pulls you in,\nwhether you like it or not. He\'s had so many\nterrible moments this year, you probably forgot about\nmany of them. Remember when he creepily told\nthe French president\'s wife -that she was in good shape?\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Or-- Or when his\ntacky golf resort was touted on the States Department\nwebsite? Or, when he shoved\nthe prime minister of Montenegro out of the way,\n at a NATO event. Look how proud\n of himself he is! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Look how proud he is! You should at least have to know\nthat Montenegro is a country before making a move that says,\n"Suck it, Montenegro." And there were also quieter\nbut no less alarming moments like when he explained how hard\nhe\'s been fighting to bring "clean coal" back\nwithout appearing to understand what that actually is. It\'s just been announced that a second\nbrand new coal mine where they\'re going\nto take out clean coal, meaning they\'re taking\nout coal, -they\'re gonna clean it,\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) is opening in the state\nof Pennsylvania. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Listen, is it possible that Trump is well-versed\nin and is referring to flue gas desulfurization,\nfluidized bed combustion, and selective\ncatalytic reduction? Sure, it\'s possible, but let\'s agree\nit\'s considerably more likely that he thinks you just\ntake a bunch of coal and scrub-a-dub it\nwith a big ol\' sponge. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Oh, yeah, that\'s right. I\'m saying the president\nfundamentally doesn\'t understand what he\'s talking about,\nand you know what that means. -We got him!\n-(AIR HORN BLARING) -♪ (PRESIDENTIAL\nTHEME SONG PLAYING) ♪\n-We got him! We got him! I got him-- wha--\nI didn\'t get him? -Did I not get him?\n-♪ (MUSIC FLUBS OUT) ♪ I thought-- I thought--\nI thought we got him. I thought-- I thought we got him\nthat time. Well, that\'s fair-- okay. What? You think I don\'t\nhate myself, too? Alright! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)\n-The point is-- The point is tonight...\nlet\'s pull back from the daily\nTrump-induced chaos and take a look at the norms\nthat his presidency has violated,\nand not the obvious ones, like the fact that he never\nreleased his tax returns, or that his own daughter\nand son-in-law work in the White House,\nalthough, admittedly, I am using the word "work"\nthere so generously that I should be able\nto deduct it as a charitable donation\non my taxes. Or-- Or that instead\nof putting his assets into a blind trust to help\nreduce conflicts of interest, he simply showed America that he has many\nlarge stacks of paper, presumable containing\nthe sentence "I can\'t believe\nI\'m getting away with this," printed 750,000 times. No, instead, we\'re going\nto talk about Trump\'s assault on something even more basic,\nthe norms governing how our leaders engage\nwith us, and how in turn,\nthat affects the way that we engage with one another. It\'s why even the notion\nof "getting him" can feel so hopelessly futile. And let\'s first stipulate\nthat it definitely doesn\'t help that so often what Trump says\nis complete nonsense. We often read transcripts\nof Trump\'s speeches, and it\'s something\nthat everyone should actually do once in a while,\nbecause when you strip away his blindly confident\nentertaining delivery and just read his words,\nit is staggering how incoherent he is. Here is a word-for-word\nreading of a speech where he talked about\nthe Iran nuclear deal. (MONOTONE VOICE READS\nON-SCREEN TEXT) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-(READING CONTINUES) -(AUDIENCE CACKLING)', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='ON-SCREEN TEXT) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-(READING CONTINUES) -(AUDIENCE CACKLING)\n-Holy shit. That is not a functional use\nof language, that is a drunk driver\ncrashing a pick-up truck -full of alphabet soup.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Trump\'s actual speech patterns sound like when you write\na long text by choosing only\nthe predictive text your iPhone suggests for you. Seriously, we wrote\na message like that, starting with the words,\n"the nuclear," and here is what we got. (MONOTONE VOICE READS\nON-SCREEN TEXT) -(AUDIENCE CACKLING)\n-That makes exactly as much, and potentially more sense,\nthen Trump\'s speech about the Iran nuclear deal,\nmeaning an iPhone would be a more coherent\npresident of the United States. But with Trump,\nwe are familiar enough with his speech patterns\nthat you get the basic gist of what he\'s trying to say. The real damage isn\'t\nin how he says things, but from three key techniques\nthat he uses to insulate himself from criticism and consequence. And if we are not\nextremely careful, all three could have\nserious impacts that far outlast his presidency, and let\'s start\nwith the first one. Delegitimizing the media. Now, Trump has been\nattacking the press since he declared\nhis candidacy, and in a broader sense,\nhe\'s been waging war on the very concept of truth ever since he first\nturned to his mom and said, "Dada," and she said,\n"No, I\'m mama," and he said, "Fake news,"\nand shit his pants. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Now-- the difference now is,\nhe\'s crying fake news as President\nof the United States, and he is openly proud of it, to the point that he recently\ntried to take ownership of the term itself. The media is... is--\nreally the word-- I think one of the\ngreatest of all terms I\'ve come up with is "fake." I guess other people\nhave used it perhaps over the years,\nbut I\'ve never noticed it. -(AUDIENCE GROANING)\n-He just took credit for inventing the term\n"fake news," which, for the record,\nhe did not, meaning what he just said was technically\n"fake" fake "news" news. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) A-- And you can imagine\nhim saying, "Well, I\'m not the first politician\nto criticize the press. What about Hillary Clinton? What about Barack Obama? What about Bernie Sanders? And that actually brings us\nto Trump\'s second technique, something called\n"whataboutism." It\'s the practice\nof changing the subject to someone else\'s\nperceived wrongdoing. Now, Trump does this\nall the time, most famously when he was asked why he hadn\'t forcefully\ncondemned the neo-Nazis in Charlottesville,\nand this was his response... What about the alt-left\nthat came charging at the-- as you say,\nthe alt-right? Do they have any\nsemblance of guilt? What about the fact\nthey came charging-- that they came charging\nwith clubs in their hands, swinging clubs? Do they have any... problem? Well, actually, no,\nbecause a Nazi killing someone with a car is so heinous, any other issues that might\nbe up for debate, under any other circumstances,\nkind of have to wait their turn. You can be wearing Crocs\nwith socks, but if you\'re using\nthose socked-Crocs to kick Hitler in the balls,\ndo you know what? I\'m suddenly not\nso fucking focused -on the footwear.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Now-- Now this technique\nof saying "what about..." is actually an old Soviet\npropaganda tool, and the reason it is dangerous\nis because it implies that all actions,\nregardless of context, share a moral equivalency,\nand since nobody is perfect, all criticism is hypocritical and everybody should do\nwhatever they want. It is a depressingly\neffective tool, which is why,\non Trump\'s favorite network, you hear it all the time. The mainstream media\nfocused on the Trump campaign and allegations\nof collusion with the Russians. But what about the Democrat\'s\npossible ties to Moscow? FEMALE ANCHOR:\nFormer national security adviser General Michael Flynn, investigated for\nhis private meeting with Russia, but what about Hillary Clinton? The media wants to call', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='his private meeting with Russia, but what about Hillary Clinton? The media wants to call\ninto question the credibility, uh, and the trustworthiness\nof this administration, uh, but what about Benghazi?\nWhat about the blatant lies that the Obama\nadministration told us? What about the fact that\nBen Rhodes bragged about lying to the media\nand the public -about the Iran deal?\n-HANNITY: Great point. What about the fact that\nJonathan Gruber basically said the\nAmerican people were stupid? Okay, stop, stop, stop,\nbecause here is the thing, none of the errors those people\nmay have made in the past excuse the Trump\nadministration\'s actions. A defense attorney could not\nstand up in court and say, "Maybe my client did\nmurder those people, but I ask you this...\nWhat about Jeffrey Dahmer? -What about Al Capone?\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) What about the guy from\nthe Silence of the Lambs? I rest my case here, people.\nI rest my case." The problem with whataboutism\nis it doesn\'t actually solve a problem\nor win an argument. The point is just to\nmuddy the waters which can make\nthe other side mad, and that actually\nbrings us to Trump\'s third technique... trolling. Now trolling itself\nhas been around for years. It\'s basically 80% of what\nhappens on the internet. It\'s-- it\'s when a\nYouTube commenter says something\nwillfully provocative like saying, "I\'ve aged like\nan apple core in a dumpster." or that I "look like a fucking\npickle with glasses." Now, it doesn\'t matter\nwhether they mean any of that, the point is just to\nget a reaction and to hurt my feelings\nwhich, by the way, it absolutely does. But-- But Trump... Trump may\nwell be the first ever troll to be elected president.\nAnd that\'s right, I said elected. Remember tenth president,\nSprinkles Fuzzwizard? He assumed office after\nWilliam Henry Harrison died and if you\'re thinking,\n"Hold on, Sprinkles Fuzzwizard was not\nAmerica\'s tenth president"... Really? Who was America\'s\ntenth president? Exactly. Let\'s assume\nI\'m right. The point is, as a troll,\nTrump often does things that have no effect\nother than to piss off\nhis perceived enemies. Like when he tweeted\nthis wrestling GIF of himself\nbody slamming CNN, or attacked Mika Brzezinksi\nby saying she was, "bleeding badly\nfrom a face-lift," or, as we mentioned\nearlier tonight, called a leader\nwith nuclear weapons "short and fat." And Trump even once\nretweeted a claim that he was the most\nsuperior troll on the whole of Twitter,\ncalling it "a great compliment." Which it is not,\nbecause sometimes when you do something that\nmakes a lot of people mad, it\'s because,\nand bear with me here, -you\'re a dick.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) If you-- If you sneak\ninto someone\'s house and urinate\nin every heating vent and they get mad at you,\nyou\'re not an epic troll sticking it to the\nsnowflake cucks, you\'re just\nsome fucking asshole. But the thing is,\nTrump\'s trolling is not actually without\npolitical value. Despite Trump\'s few real policy\naccomplishments to date, he has consistently achieved\none thing, and that is making\nhis enemies unhappy. And for many Trump supporters,\nthat itself counts as a major victory. Just listen to how\n Fox & Friends reacted after Trump freaked\npeople out by standing\nwith military leaders during rising tensions\nwith North Korea, and suggesting that it was\nthe "calm before the storm." I feel like he\'s trolling\nthe media. He is-- I think he\'s totally\ntrolling the media there. You do something like that--\neven the smile and the wink. Those of us that are sick\nof the status quo, the forgotten men and women\nwho voted for President Trump, want that town to freak out.\nI want those reporters going, "What do you mean?\nWhat do you mean?" It\'s beautiful to watch. Is it? Why?\nI\'m genuinely serious. Who benefits from mass confusion\nabout whether or not we\'re about to go to war? Are there thousands of\nunemployed factory workers across the Midwest going,\n"Well the plant closed down and I lost my healthcare.', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='"Well the plant closed down and I lost my healthcare.\nBut somewhere, a Washington Post reporter\nis scared of dying, so things are looking up. Mega!" Judging your political success\non how bad you make other people feel\nmakes just about as much sense as judging your success\nas a zookeeper by how many bears you fuck. Oh, wow, that is not\nyour job. I mean, I guess it\'s impressive\nin its own way, but it is definitely not what\nyou\'re supposed to be doing. And the surest proof of trolling\noften comes when a troll is confronted. Because that\'s when\nthey have to either put up or shut up. You may have heard about\ncases where people tracked down the source\nof something awful that was posted online,\nonly to find some sullen fifteen-year-old\nwho just shrugs and goes, "Well I don\'t know why\nI wrote that. I just did it. Stop asking me so many\nquestions." Well, that is basically\nour president now. I\'ll show you.\nRemember when Trump said that Obama had surveilled him\nin Trump Tower, tweeting... "How low has President Obama\ngone to tap-p my phones?" Watch what happens when he\nwas asked to justify that. Well, you saw what happened\nwith surveillance and I think that was\ninappropriate. -That\'s the way--\n-What does that mean, sir? Uh, you can figure that out\nyourself. Well I-- The reason I ask\nis you said he was-- You called him "sick and bad." Look, you can figure it out\nyourself, he was very nice to me\nwith words, but-- and when I was with him,\nbut after that there has been no relationship. But you stand by that claim\nabout him? I don\'t stand by anything.\nI just, uh... You can take it the way\nyou want. Okay, so let\'s walk through\nwhat just happened there. On the internet he claimed\nthat his predecessor committed an extremely\nserious crime. But in person, he is suddenly\nbacking down. First saying Obama was\n"very nice to me with words," then that, "I don\'t stand\nby anything." Which is one of the most frighteningly nihilistic\nsentences a president can say. I would honestly rather\nhear that from a clown holding a knife\nthan a president. Because at least when\na clown says, "I don\'t stand by anything,"\nyou think, "Yeah, that kind of makes sense.\nPlease make it quick." -And...\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) And look, it gets worse, because\nthat interview kept going and Trump was explicitly\ngiven the opportunity to set the record straight\nfor the "fake news media," but he flat-out refused. I just wanted to\nfind out that-- You\'re the president\nof the United States, you said he was "sick and bad" -because he attacked you--\n-You can take it any way-- You can take it any way\nyou want. -But I\'m asking you, because you\ndon\'t want it to be fake news.\n-You don\'t-- -I want to hear it from\nPresident Trump.\n-You don\'t have to ask me. -You don\'t have to ask me.\n-Why not? Because I have my own opinions,\nyou can have your own opinions. But I want to know\nyour opinions. -You\'re the president\nof the United States.\n-Okay. That\'s enough. Thank you. Thank you very much. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) Okay, so... There is a lot that is\ninfuriating about that clip. But Trump going back to his desk\nand pretending to work hard is an objectively funny\nthing to do. That\'s like your dog\navoiding questions by pretending to do his taxes.\nYou never do this, why would you need\nto do it now? Look, while there is nothing new\nabout any of these techniques, they are now coming out\nof the Oval Office. Which not only legitimizes them,\nit risks them spreading, and that, sadly, is happening. Last month,\nCongressman Paul Gosar used all three techniques. First, he suggested\nin an interview that the march\nin Charlottesville may have been\na false flag operation created by the left, which is\npretty troll-y behavior. And when confronted about it,\nhe deployed the other two tools. -It\'s all been debunked.\n-It\'s not been debunked. Absolutely not debunked\nwhatsoever. -So stay tuned.\n-The conspiracy theory that you have put out there', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='whatsoever. -So stay tuned.\n-The conspiracy theory that you have put out there\nhas been debunked. It has not been debunked.\nLook at-- Look at what CNN has talked about with, uh,\nwith what\'s going on with the Clinton administration\nright now with the dossier. Hardly an aspect\nin regards to debunk. You\'re not real news,\nyou\'re fake news. Sir, everything you\'ve said\nhas been debunked, why are you continuing\nto put this out there? So he\'s basically just\ncopying Trump. And if there is one thing\nworse than something terrible, it\'s a cover band\nof that terrible thing. If Trump is Nickelback,\nthat man is Bickleknack. Not as good at it\nas the original, and a horrible sign\nthat the disease is spreading. The problem is\nif that becomes the level of discourse\nin this country, we are seriously\nand lastingly fucked. And just this week,\nwe saw some of these techniques pushed to the absolute limit\nby the scandal involving Alabama Senate candidate\nRoy Moore, who has denied allegations\nof sexual misconduct with a 14-year-old\nwhen he was 32 and called them "fake news." Now, watch Sean Hannity\nthen use whataboutism to derail\na discussion about it. This 14-year old girl,\npurportedly, according to\n The Washington Post, told two of her girlfriends -what happened in real time.\n-SEAN HANNITY: Here\'s\na tough question... Do you think Bill Clinton,\nin retrospect, was a predator? But, that is not what this\ndiscussion is about. You might as well have said,\n"Here\'s a tough question, \'If you had to guess,\nhow many lobsters are there?\'" -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-"Like total? In the world?" Is that worth discussing?\nSure, but first let\'s finish talking about\nthe Senate candidate who may have made sexual\nadvances on a child. And, look, whether Clinton\nengaged in predatory behavior is absolutely a legitimate\nquestion, but it shouldn\'t really inform\nwhat we do about Roy Moore. And, even if you believe\nthe Democrats are guilty of a double standard,\nthe solution is not to have no standard whatsoever. That is why it\'s so important\nto train ourselves to identify these techniques because their\nnatural endpoint is the erosion of our ability\nto decide what\'s important, have an honest debate, and hold\none another accountable. And that erosion\ncould be so gradual that it\'s difficult to spot. It\'s like being murdered\nby a sloth. It happens very slowly\nand you might not notice -until it\'s too late.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) Now, listen, this is all\nvery bleak. I cannot pretend that it isn\'t, which is why it is so important\nto take some hope from this year\'s small victories\nlike the Muslim ban being blocked by the courts\nafter massive public protests. -(AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)\n-Or, or, the attempts... to appeal Obamacare stalling, thanks in part to people\npressuring their lawmakers. And, just this week,\njust this week in Virginia, voters rejected Ed Gillespie\nfor governor after he ran a Trump-style,\ndog-whistle campaign. And that is encouraging\nbecause it\'s nice to know that if you use Trump tactics in a Virginia gubernatorial\nelection, you do not get\nto be "gubernator." -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)\n-Now... further down the ballot there, Tuesday also marked the defeat\nof Bob Marshall, who earlier this year proposed\na so-called bathroom bill. He lost to Danica Roem,\nwho will now be Virginia\'s first openly transgender\nlegislator. And the tone that she has taken\nis already markedly different. Danica, you were running\nagainst, um, Robert Marshall, an incumbent,\nthirteen-term incumbent. He\'s also a man who referred\nto himself as "Virginia\'s chief homophobe." He refused to debate you\n during the campaign. Do you have anything\nyou wanna say to him? Come January, delegate Marshall\nwill be one of my constituents and I\'m not gonna disrespect\nmy own constituents. Wow, that is incredibly\nrefreshing. Just think about that. She beat a man who openly\ndisrespected her, but given the opportunity,', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='disrespected her, but given the opportunity,\nshe chose not to respond by tweeting... (READS TWEET) (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) It\'s nice! It\'s nice not\nto have that. And, look, Tuesday\'s results\nshould not make you complacent. They are absolutely no\nguarantee that the midterms will turn out at all well. That is why, though, you should take these moments\nof encouragement to help you keep going. Because the Trump Presidency\nis basically a marathon. It\'s painful, it\'s pointless,\nand the majority of you didn\'t even agree to run it. You were just signed up by\nyour dumbest friend. And-- And the fact is we are not even at mile six\nright now, or possibly even mile three. So, there is a long way to go, and though you\'re exhausted\nand your whole body is screaming for you to give up,\nand your nipples are chafing for some reason,\nthe stakes are too high for any of us to stop. And, I do realize that\nI\'m saying that as we\'re about to stop doing\nshows for the year. But-- But here\'s the thing, we won\'t actually\nbe going away entirely. You might remember\nearlier this year, we used our "Catheter Cowboy"\nto try and get information to the president in the\nad breaks of Fox & Friends. Well, Trump is still watching\nthat show and we know this because The Times wrote\na generally negative piece about its enormous\ninfluence on him. And because of that called it "...the most powerful TV show\nin America." A sentiment that the hosts\nwere very excited about. This program,\nthe program you\'re watching, is, according to\n The New York Times, "...the most powerful TV show\nin America." -TUCKER CARLSON: Wow!\n-AINSLEY EARHARDT:\nDo you know why Steve? Because we have\nthe best viewers. Yes. -No.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) No, you don\'t. Uh,\nyou-- you absolutely don\'t. Oh, an-- and look,\ndon\'t misunderstand, I\'m not saying that we have\nthe best viewers. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING)\n-No, no. I\'m not saying that. No! I\'m explicitly\nnot saying that. You guys... are fine. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) The best audience belongs\nto Ellen because this is how they greet her... ANNOUNCER: Here she is now...\n Ellen DeGeneres. -(AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)\n-♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ None of you fuckers did that -when I came out.\n-(AUDIENCE CHEERS LOUDLY) None of you did it! But, the point is,\nthe point here is, just 45 minutes after that\ninformation was on Fox, Trump tweeted... (READS TWEET) So information goes right\nfrom that show into his brain,\nwhich is terrible. Because we would genuinely be\nbetter off if Trump was getting daily briefings\nfrom an actual fox and his friends,\na hedgehog and a weasel with its head stuck\nin a tin can. But, if Trump is going to keep\nwatching that show, we are going to spend\nour hiatus sneaking information\nthrough our Catheter Cowboy. So-- so a number of commercials\nare going to be airing on Fox News over\nthe next few months. Here is the first one... NARRATOR: Attention\n catheter patients... I\'m a professional cowboy. I use catheters and there\'s\ntwo things I know. I don\'t like pain when I "cath"\nand the term "clean coal" doesn\'t refer to the physical\nact of cleaning coal, that would be impossible. Coal is coal. Clean coal is a\nmarketing term the coal industry came up with for stuff like carbon capture\nand sequestration, an expensive process that\'s\nshown limited results at best. Also, Frederick Douglass\nis dead. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-More tomorrow. Bye-bye. -(AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)\n-That\'s good information\nfor him to know. That will be on Fox in the D.C.\narea later this week. And keep an eye out\nfor more of them, because that cowboy has got\na bunch up his sleeve. The U.S. Virgin Islands\nhas a governor, not a president. Here\'s a fun fact... There\'s actually no federal law\nagainst this, thanks to something called\nthe "First Amendment." Just because Jared Kushner\nis smarter than you, doesn\'t mean that he\'s smart. The Navy Seals\naren\'t actually seals. I know buddy.\nI was disappointed, too. There are many non-gold', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content="aren't actually seals. I know buddy.\nI was disappointed, too. There are many non-gold\ndecor schemes that are actually very appealing. During an eclipse,\ndon't do this... Buddy, this can't be that hard. Nazi's... bad. One fish, two fish, red fish... Arm of the executive branch\nthat should operate free from White House\ninterference so as to avoid politically\nmotivated prosecution. -Donald, Donald.\n-(GLASS TAPPING) I don't think he's gettin'\nany of this. That's all for now, Donald.\nSee ya tomorrow. And, remember, if you're\nnot enjoying this, there's no shame in quittin'. (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)", metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSVXhc5LlII | [Document(page_content="hi guys i'm shmee hello to you and welcome back to the channel especially you early and regular viewers who might actually recognize the car that is behind me four years ago i was here at the dubai motor show and took a video with this car the prototype devel 16 a car that claimed 5 000 horsepower from a v-16 and a top speed of 560 kilometers an hour that's 350 miles per hour well that was the prototype developed back here at this year's dubai motor show and we're going to take a look at not one but two cars that they are showing and believe me you're going to want to see these [Music] now the car that's behind me here is the very car that i filmed four years ago admittedly it's had a respray since then it's a slightly different color but that is the one that featured in a video that now has eight million views on youtube and a lot of you asking is this actually possible can a car really have 5 000 horsepower i'm going to touch more on that later on but first let's head and take a look at the two new cars to show you here well that's the prototype 2016 one is going to be the new develo 16. the other right in front of me is the six wheeled beastly devel 60. this thing is just crazy six-wheeler full off-roader it looks like well something out of robocop when we come around to the front of it i'm going to come back and show you around this and a little bit more about it shortly that's prototype at the moment but just just look at that thing anyway let's get to the main highlight of the show the devel 16 the new look of the two cars that we can take a walk around right now and explain how this works and how this has a 12.3 liter b16 quad turbocharged 5000 horsepower engine in the back now the first big thing to talk about is this is about straight line this is very much akin to a dragster really long wheelbase as you can see the wheels right at the back right at the front it has those crazy almost turbine-like exhausts at the rear it swoops around it's really quite interesting the way it's packaged like that then we come around towards the front which is of course the most distinct image from the car and you can see lots of familiarities from the devel 16 prototype that we saw before again reminded up to 5000 horsepower and it wears those badges to let us know that it has a v16 a v16 a 12.3 liter v16 so look at it it's low it's long it is it's kind of cool in the way it's designed it's very very crazy eccentric no question about that let's head from this car over to take a look at the other one in the pearl white with the blue contrasting against that so who knows what speed it could theoretically reach but in a straight line it can potentially have in the top version the 5 000 horsepower now there will be three different versions of the car in theory that will go into build one with 2 000 horsepower for the road one with 3 000 horsepower for the road and then 5 000 horsepower only reserved exclusively to go to the racetrack and that kind of makes sense because 5000 horsepower is a crazy crazy figure so somewhere in the back of there is the engine the power unit there is an active aerodynamic wing that will raise up out of the back although quite small i think given the overall scale and size of the actual car the way it wraps around is really quite fascinating and crazy in the the design but massively moved on from the first prototype you can see all sorts of intakes and ducts for cooling you have the i'm not quite sure exactly what to call them but the the strong lines over the roof that are no doubt for control and keeping the car completely straight and glued down and then around the front massive front splitter right down to the ground very very low all about downforce at that kind of high speed and what this thing's going to be going up to so the engine is american the design and body is going to be built in italy the same place that the new apollo ie is also built by", metadata={'source': 'VSVXhc5LlII'}), Document(page_content="and body is going to be built in italy the same place that the new apollo ie is also built by scuderia cameron glickenhaus in turin so that gives a little bit of credibility to the realism and possibilities of actually managing this and making it and creating it just coming around the other side i can only imagine there are some very very wide tyres that will be in there to make it possible develop 16. just look at just just look at this you could it's not about sticking your hand in you can stick your head in the back of those they're huge but let's come through and take a quick glimpse at the interior of the car but remember this is still prototype concept stage but you give a press of the button and it pops open and upwards attached by a hinge on the roof and then you're greeted by something incredibly futuristic obviously concept stage but completely minimalistic barely anything in there that you need a steering wheel that doesn't look like what you're familiar with from a steering wheel a carbon shell for the seat that's right down towards the floor almost flat flat on the floor and then a large digital display for all the information you could require dead ahead of you but other than that spacious easy to look around and just generally plenty of room inside so let's close it back down gently there we go the door is closed my goodness me so what do you think guys the devel 16 5000 horsepower can it be done what's it going to be like when that really really is built but let's move on for the moment away from the devel 16 to go and take a better look at the off-roader the devel 60 so this car that we're looking at the six-wheeler with portal axles independent suspension so it can actually lower itself down in theory so it can fit into garages it looks like i said like something out of robocop with the way the front windscreen works across there the door for passengers is very aircraft like it's actually on the other side but it opens up like a private jet and lowers the sort of steps out and down to make it possible to get in it car can be made from carbon or from fiberglass it has i think it's a 6.7 liter turbocharged diesel v8 for 720 horsepower and a thousand newton meters of torque it kind of rivals the mercedes six by that size and weight that feel i can't imagine what it would be like on the inside when it's completely built the lights are crazy as well but we should have could you imagine blasting across dunes or somewhere crazy and in something like that thing i mean it's just it's just i i don't know i don't know it's really cool if it pulls off and it comes together then i'm going to move a little bit back towards this car the original prototype of the devel 16 the car that featured in a video that managed to receive that many views you guys have all asked about due to a number of things you know it was a prototype it wasn't necessarily 100 complete one thing that's quite funny is the comments that came up referencing that it looked a little bit like a lamborghini veneno but the funny thing about that is this was actually built before the veneno was announced so it's completely coincidental that that actually happened however i do remember walking around this for the first time and thinking that this is i mean just crazy just absolutely crazy it was over in that far corner where the brahma stand is now even now when you do walk around it it's very high it's it's very tall stupidly long crazy crazy long hard to to describe but i suppose you can see the suv behind that looks rather small in comparison but hey not a bad effort for a first crack and it was cool to i don't know be part of that story and see the car when it surfaced here but now that's moved on to new projects 60 and then the final or the latest prototype of the devel 16. i mean could you imagine one of these on the road could you imagine seeing that on the road just driving away from you or coming", metadata={'source': 'VSVXhc5LlII'}), Document(page_content="of these on the road could you imagine seeing that on the road just driving away from you or coming towards you i don't really know what you would think of it anyway the guys have been really nice great to chat to and their drive and determination to make this happen is really quite incredible and great to see and hear about so best of luck to them with it i'm interested to know what you guys think 5 000 horsepower would you have it can it be done if you go for that you have a race sequential gearbox if you go for 2000 horsepower you can have the seven speed double clutch i'm just mesmerized walking around it and taking it in and looking at this thing and yes pondering pondering anyway i hope you've enjoyed the video and look at the devel 16 at the devel 16 the latest state here in dubai starting price one of these 1.6 million dollars well let me know in the comments down below what you think of it but i'm going to wrap this one up there thank you very much as always for watching guys that is it for this time i'm going to catch up with you again very very soon so make sure you subscribe check out all the latest videos click the bell for the latest notifications and everything as they get uploaded and a big thanks to the guys from develop let me come along and shoot this video anyway thanks again and i'll catch you soon cheers you", metadata={'source': 'VSVXhc5LlII'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j-s9E3dRQ0 | [Document(page_content="Ready As I'll ever be You really think high school's going to be all that different than middle school? I don't want\npeople to think I'm a loser Worst case you always have me What's up bro! Tidy! Keeping in clean tidy? Oh no Maddy Datner Everyone is on her feed Did you guy see Maddy's eyebrows from last weekend? On fleek! What about this one? Go with the football pic. It's more iconic. Like a Taylor Swift song. Oh you're so right. Prom is just around the corner. Guessing you still don't have a date to the prom Prom is about sex. Come on Maddy, g2g. Maddy, it's not what it looks like So it's not my boyfriend and best friend making out or some optical illusion of\nthat Well, if you'll believe that then yes! Oh my god Why are you doing this now I know how much being crowned Queen means to you which only makes me want it more.\nNow just reflect and listen to my urine hit the water. I reflected. My whole life has been a lie. Maddy what's wrong? I hate high school I never thought that popular kids in school had anything to get this upset about. Maybe she's not that popular. You okay? Why did all this have to happen right before prom? That's it What's it? Prom. What if we ruined it? Who would want to help us? Every kid you and your ex friends ever made fun of. The sweat stain on your back\nlooks like the United States of America I'm posting this. This is for all the a-holes who destroyed high school for us. We're in. We'll make it a night that they\nnever forget. We're gonna take a selfie. Hold on. We have to take at least forty or fifty to make sure we all look good. Part of me just wishes I could go to prom. Destroy that prom. Let me take off\nthose tighty whities Are you high? A little but that doesn't mean I don't mean what I\nsay. Welcome to prom! You guys ready to make this a prom they will never forget. Hell yes! I'm so turned on right now How do you do this? 39 more, here we go! 39 more here you go", metadata={'source': '6j-s9E3dRQ0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHZ1Qz0KiKM | [Document(page_content='I definitely posted a lot during launch week and a lot of you guys who have subscribed for vlogs or cooking videos More like, "What\'s happening!" but for most of you guys who know me, I\'m sure you weren\'t surprised I plan on doing the week with iPhone But I felt like I had posted so many videos within a week that I thought maybe I would just wait and do it two Weeks with iPhone so here we are, it\'s been about two weeks since I got the iPhone X It really is A beautiful device so the first week that I had it was basically filming and shooting and editing videos about the phone So I didn\'t really feel like I got a chance to try it out and use it in sort of an everyday normal Setting like I normally would so don\'t trying our testing week We tried out a bunch of things. The first thing that we tried out that I didn\'t even share on my channel because my sister post of the video is we did an underwater test, "Would face ID work underwater?" And number two, "Would your phone actually work underwater?" And the answer is no. It doesn\'t. The screen doesn\'t work on water. Since this was our video She volunteered to use her phone to do this test. Currently her phone is still working perfectly fine. The iPhone X is rated to be able To withstand at least thirty minutes underwater, it\'s recommended that you don\'t go past 3.3 feet Which thankfully the pool that we were in was about 3 feet cuz my sister dropped her phone, and we both like It for him to be quite difficult to go underwater Try to keep your eyes open while swiping up and trying to see if the phone is actually Responding to your face in this test we did conclude that the phone does not work underwater You weren\'t able to swipe up it also didn\'t recognize her face We did have some difficulties with face ID trying to recognize each of us with sunglasses on in very bright conditions so the reason for this is because if it\'s super reflective the phone is unable to see your eyes in this bright light and if You have the attention awareness on, if it can\'t see your eyes It\'s not gonna unlock your phone. The way that you can get around This is turning off the attention to awareness so basically you won\'t have to look at your phone this does make face ID a little Bit less secure so that means if somebody comes up to you They can swipe up and unlock your phone with attention awareness on if somebody tried to do that to you You would have to be looking at it for it to unlock It has been a little bit frustrating when I\'m outside walking my dog with my sunglasses on and it\'s super bright And I\'m trying to use face ID and it\'s not unlocking him, and he\'s pulling me super hard going to the bathroom And then I\'m trying to clean the bathroom up But I\'m trying to use my phone and unlock it and it\'s not working. So normally effectively I\'m going to be in a situation where I\'m gonna have sunglasses on it\'s super bright I do turn off the attention awareness, but for the most part, I have been keeping it on because it is an extra layer of security. Other than that I\'ve been pretty impressed with face ID I Know a lot of people have been saying with they\'re having problems some of my friends. They\'re saying it\'s not recognizing me It\'s taking too long Even at first my sister was having an issue where it was taking a while to recognize her And I think the reason for this is a lot of people when they first set up their phones It says hey its face ID times, set it up. and you\'re kind of in a hurry you want to set up your phone You\'re not really paying attention. You\'re just sort of moving your head around and I feel like that first set up It doesn\'t get a really good read on your face. So if you are having this problem I definitely recommend going back in Rescanning your face and seeing if that helps. Another thing that I tried was what if I looked like a zombie, what if my face was uncompletely recognizable? Well face ID recognized me. I decided to go all', metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'}), Document(page_content='what if my face was uncompletely recognizable? Well face ID recognized me. I decided to go all out I had this incredible special effects makeup artist Dan Gilbert come to my house make me look like a zombie and see, if we could fool, the face ID. Now one of the things that I read in the Comments is a lot of you guys are Suspect because you sent Justine during this whole process, you were unlocking your face from beginning to end, and the thing with face ID is It learns your face. So perhaps this entire time that I was getting my makeup done I was unlocking my phone Maybe the phone was learning my face throughout the whole process, which is of Very very very very a valid point and that I don\'t really know I don\'t know if that\'s the case. Now the reason that I decided to obscure most of the bottom of my face is because that Previous day that I\'d met Dan we did something for another shoot where I was a zombie and I obscured most of my eyes and most of my forehead so I thought I\'ve been unlocked with most of the top of my Face I\'m scared It\'s gotta be something down here One of the things that I did notice is that when you turn off the attention awareness is it\'s not actively seeking for your eyes So it doesn\'t lock your phone a little bit faster, so again if you are having some issues with it unlocking slow or it\'s out recognizing your face try turning that off try rescanning and Let me know if that works for you. Going back to the sunglasses I tested out probably like 15 to 20 pairs of sunglasses to see if they would unlock But I was right here in a controlled environment where there\'s no sunlight, it\'s my studio light. So with that I\'m not having a lot of reflection so all those sunglasses worked indoors But did they work outdoors and not so much I also heard that people were saying if they are able to unlock their phone using their reflection in the mirror Hmm, let\'s try it It unlocked Yes, it works! So it looks like face ID does work with a reflection of yourself in the mirror Interesting. But it doesn\'t work with a printed picture of yourself. One of the things that I was worried about with this phone is because It\'s so much smaller And I was so used to having the plus size phones that I wasn\'t going to like this as much as I do Surprisingly having a smaller phone is incredible I can fit it so much easier into my purses, into my pants pockets, into my yoga pants I\'ve got like a little side pocket thing when I\'m running or hiking or not really running Closely if just walking the dog around the block it\'s so great to not have such a Massive phone like I previously did. So the form factor of the X is comparable to an iPhone 8 or any of those phones that Are that size but the screen size is actually larger than the iPhone 8 plus. Which kind of puts this in the most perfect, Sweet spot for the size of a phone. I know what you\'re saying, "What about the notch?" "Do you love it?" "Do you hate it?" Honestly I am not really sure, I feel like I\'m kind of 50/50 because there are some times where I\'m like man Just don\'t trying to watch something and then as little notch is there and it\'s like why are you there just? For then other times it does fit pretty seamless with apps so I don\'t really notice it, but to say that I don\'t notice it all, I would completely be lying because It\'s there, like I don\'t know how you Can\'t see it like if you don\'t see this, then I don\'t know what you\'re looking at because it\'s there the knotch is there. But if they were to remove the knotch, I don\'t think I would be upset at all I think that I would be okay if it wasn\'t there I mean I see why they have to have the notch here because there\'s really nowhere else to put it if they didn\'t put the Notch there, then there would have to be some sort of a black bar up here Just to house everything that is inside of this notch, proximity sensor, it has the true depth camera, Speakers can\'t it\'s got so many things', metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'}), Document(page_content='this notch, proximity sensor, it has the true depth camera, Speakers can\'t it\'s got so many things inside of that little notch today I mean I get it, but how are they gonna get rid of it for the next phone, or are they not? Or is this is this the new normal I? Thought that I would be taking a ton of front-facing portrait selfies, but to be honest I really haven\'t taken very many I guess in the past week I\'ve just kind of been playing call of duty, so that\'s really not something that\'s very interesting to take pictures of. Especially a front-facing selfie My friend Joey said he\'s returning his iPhone X, No.1, because he wasn\'t a huge fan of the face ID and No.2, because The camera quality was too good And I a hundred percent get where he\'s coming from because when you take a front-facing picture now. I mean it sees everything It\'s like, "What?!" I\'ve taken tons of photos of my dog I\'ve taken what if I had been taking pictures of I don\'t even know honestly since I got through the iPhone released week I\'ve basically been playing video games, and it\'s been great, so yeah, I\'m looking through here I haven\'t really done a whole lot the past few days Here is a cute picture of My baby boy doggy and his friend Yossi. Fires picture my wine fridge while that\'s really exciting Oh, here\'s a picture of me and Alex Clark we did a fun video the whisper challenge video And we unboxed a very fun the Star Wars Jedi Challenge game What else are some wine, got a LAN party, more pictures the dog? Yeah, I basically have Done a lot. So other than taking pictures my dog. I\'ve been very very impressed with the new snapchat filters now granted I don\'t really use Snapchat as much as I used to I feel like most of the time when I\'m going to post something on snapchat I end up just posting it on my Instagram stories But I decided to hop into snapchat and test out to the face tracking features that they have now With some of their face filters, and they are very very accurate. I was very shocked. Hey guys. How\'s it going? I\'m just shooting some videos here, but I was testing out a new snapchat He\'s tracking on the iPhone 10 So like it\'s very very and it\'s like here\'s another one with glasses on like look at this like I move it and it does I\'m so impressed. I\'m impressed. Oh yeah, this is This is great One thing that snapchat did right is get in early get the face tracking features and really implement that to the max on snapchat Let\'s see what else have I been doing I mean the phone is obviously so much faster than the 7 although I did kind of have that middle phone I had the iPhone eight between the X so having the jump from the 8th to the X Didn\'t really have an overall feeling of that much difference because both of those phones the insides are basically the same thing Also the camera quality on the 8 is almost identical to the 10 being able to have the slo-mo options to go up to 240 At 1080 is pretty great although I don\'t really use it that often But I have found that I\'ve been vlogging a lot more on my iPhone because every time I go to vlog I either don\'t have my vlogging camera Or the battery is dead and a lot of you guys didn\'t really notice a difference when I went from this to the other one of course I can tell because I\'m the one filming and editing and the front-facing camera on here is obviously not as good as the 4k SONY that I used to film with, but overall the audio on this thing is great the video quality looks amazing. The photos look Incredible almost too good and too realistic. The battery life, I haven\'t really noticed That it\'s been worse than the 8 or the 7 mostly because I\'m always carrying around a movie, so I am unaware of battery life ever I don\'t know if it even gets close To being read I\'m plugging this thing in I\'ve also really loved having wireless charging pad one by my bed By my desk over there, and I even have this one over here, which has been my charger of choice the', metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'}), Document(page_content='By my desk over there, and I even have this one over here, which has been my charger of choice the Mophie Wireless charger, so I use this one of my desk and this one I kind of just move around throughout the house wherever I happen to be and in my bedroom. I have the Belkin one I\'m not really sure why I decided to do that I feel like I like the look of this one and it\'s a lot smaller than the Belkin I have some white lamps in my bedroom, so I felt like the white matched a little bit better But it really is nice. Just being able to roll over from my phone on the charger I don\'t have to worry if it\'s plugged in or if the dogs gonna jump down and knock a cord off the bed It\'s been pretty great so I know welcome Justine to wireless charging why did the pixel to? Decide not to do wireless charging. I\'m so confused I feel like they rushed the pixel to out just to be like here\'s our phone here it is It\'s ready, but it wasn\'t it wasn\'t ready. I will say the front-facing pixel to portrait mode is really really good I did a couple tests of that and I\'ll be doing a future video here Hopefully very very soon of the note 8 the pixel 2 and the iPhone X doing a little photo comparison video comparison I know a bunch of people have already done it But I\'m a little bit late either way even if I didn\'t do this video for you guys I would be doing this for myself anyway, so I just kind of want to test it out and see for myself what kind of results will I get? Stay tuned for that!! So I guess I should probably talk about some of the things that I Don\'t like about the new iPhone X, and there\'s not very many. I know what you\'re saying, "Justine! You buy this!" This is my video. I\'m telling you the things that I like and I don\'t like. one of the things that I absolutely do not like it all and it\'s been driving me insane is closing apps. Now Apple says that you don\'t have to close apps because It doesn\'t really make a difference. It\'s not gonna kill your battery. It\'s not gonna do this It\'s not gonna do that well. I like to close them I like to be able to just go and swipe right down here at the bottom see the things that I have open not Everything that I\'ve opened in the past two months. The problem now is to close apps you have to swipe up and you just hold and if there\'s a There\'s a delay now normally. You would be able to just swipe up from here to close, but now you have to hold in and then swipe up or Hit this little button right her. So, it definitely takes a few extra seconds Just to close some apps when before used to be super quick. Of course This is a software thing so that is a very very easy fix. Hopefully in a future update of iOS 11. Oh gosh, speaking of updates. Wow the biggest troll I feel like in internet history was the iOS Bug where it turned the letter I to like an A with a question mark or something there was a bunch of different things that were happening you would type a specific character whether it was an A or an I and Then you would hit Send and in that sending process between you typing it and actually hitting Send on Twitter or Instagram or wherever This would appear and most of the times when you were typing it you wouldn\'t actually see it until you hit Send Are you posted of whatever it was you\'re posting and this infected Everyone because it wasn\'t just an iPhone 10 thing it was an iOS update it took them probably like four days Maybe to fix it which I feel like is a pretty long time especially when the entire internet was just crumbling at our fingertips Most people on Android couldn\'t see the issues so a lot of them are very confused as to what we were all complaining about or What we were seeing the struggle was real Thankfully that update has been updated so if you guys haven\'t updated to the latest software update on your iphones, please Please too, It will save us all so much hassle. So I guess that\'s it I really don\'t have much more to say that I haven\'t already', metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'}), Document(page_content="so much hassle. So I guess that's it I really don't have much more to say that I haven't already said or I Haven't already posted in a previous video if you guys want to watch all of those videos I'll put a link in the description where you can check out my iPhone X playlist there's tons of fun videos there if you haven't Seen them already, and if you have seen them. Thank you I appreciate it. Be sure to subscribe because I have a bunch of fun holiday videos coming up Which I'm very excited about. Also some more fun, Tech videos, some gaming videos I know a lot of you guys have been requesting a Nintendo switch video, so yes That is coming very very shortly as well. I feel so bad I do so many things on this channel that when somebody gets super excited about something and they subscribe off of that specific video and Then I don't do that thing again for a very long time I just hope that you guys can find some entertainment in something here And that's really my my only wish, really. Well that being said, I'm gonna go and edit this video now So I will see you guys later. Bye", metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4bAoNAx2uo | [Document(page_content='If you’ve ever seen Quentin Tarrantino’s\nhit movie, Pulp Fiction, you’ll know it opens with a scene in which Samuel Jackson\nshows his surprise regarding the legality of cannabis smoking in Holland and the fact\nthat the French eat their fries with mayonnaise. “Ugh” is his reaction to the use of such\na condiment. Well, we can tell you “ugh” works both\nways, and there are plenty of things Americans eat, do, believe, and say, that European’s\nfind plain weird. Today we’ll look at some of those things,\nin this episode of The Infographics Show, American Things Europeans Find Weird. Don’t forget to subscribe and click the\nbell button so that you can be part of our Notification Squad. We’ll stay with food and restaurants for\nthe time being. As we’ve discussed in other shows, not everyone\nin the world is so draconian about tipping. In fact, in some parts of Europe, throwing\na buck on the counter after receiving a cold beer would be totally insulting. In many European countries, tipping in some\nsituations can be seen as charity. When visiting the U.S., many Europeans might\nfind it weird that a waiter or waitress keeps coming back to your table. In the States, it may been seen as just good\nservice, but to some Europeans, it could be construed as someone getting in the way of\na good meal. That meal, by the way, could be about three\ntimes larger than many people in Europe are used to. In general, American food portions look to\nsome Europeans like they are supposed to feed two people. It may also seem like an act of largesse to\nsome Europeans when someone keeps refilling their glass of soda or cup of coffee for no\nextra cost. In terms of the food itself, as we noted earlier,\nAmericans and Europeans have very different ideas about what goes with what. Pancakes for breakfast, with fried chicken,\nare you kidding me, says the travelling European. And what about putting honey on bacon for\nbreakfast? The Frenchman wanted mustard with his sliced\nbeef and tasted something not like mustard but a sweeter version with less bite. The Italian went to Chicago and in one restaurant\nordered a pizza, only to be served what he thought looked more like a quiche or a cake. So, what about when Europeans head to the\nstore. Again, the rather affable smile and general\nfriendliness of staff may seem strange to someone from grumpy England, where service\nwith a smile is certainly no guarantee. In fact, it’s been remarked that American\nfriendliness can result in some Europeans thinking something suspicious is afoot. If that European is in the store to buy a\npacket of cigarettes or a bottle of wine, they may be extremely surprised when they\nget asked for ID, as that might not have happened to them for over a decade or two. On top of Europe mainly having laxer laws\non age restrictions, ID-ing people is not such a big deal as it is in America. Only in July this year, Oasis frontman Liam\nGallagher said he was ID-ed in the US after trying to buy cigarettes. He tweeted, “I’ve just been told I can’t\nbuy cigs unless I got ID, I’m forty-[expletive]-four… has the world gone mad.” Indeed, in his home city of Manchester he’d\nprobably been buying his smokes for 30 years without a problem. And then the European looks inside his or\nher wallet, only to see a bunch of notes that all look the same, all the time wondering\nhow this could possibly make any sense. The good thing is in America you can pay with\nplastic just about anywhere, which is something many Europeans are still not used to. They may also be unpleasantly surprised to\nfind out when they do buy something, taxes get added on top of the price they saw. So, they try and get back to their hotel,\nbut have to ask the way. They are told to walk six blocks this way\nand turn left. Only for some Europeans not familiar with\nthe U.S., giving someone directions using ‘blocks’ may seem weird. Parts of Europe were not built with city blocks', metadata={'source': 'l4bAoNAx2uo'}), Document(page_content='in mind, and just gradually spread in a way that makes it hard to find your way around. When they finally do get back, they settle\ndown to watch some TV, only for some reason the shows are interspersed with commercials\nthat seem to be longer than the actual minutes given to the actual content. This drives some Europeans crazy. At some point, they might come across World\nWrestling Entertainment, and be quite confused at how some Americans can get so worked up\nabout what to them looks like an act with an ending already scripted. You may have to be American to enjoy that\nkind of drama with such passion. Turn over to the news and, depending on the\nchannel, this may also look something like a drama or a soap opera to a European; they\nmay easily believe they are watching a news satire. One of the great things in America, though,\nfor some Europeans at least, is the fact that some things are open 24/7. Can’t sleep, just go out. Shopping hours are relatively quite restrictive\nin many European nations, but in most places in the U.S. in or near a big city, there is\nalways something to do or buy in the middle of the night. In Europe, the BBC reported that London, England,\nand 6 cities in Spain were the better 24 hour cities. Now we’ll visit the sensitive issues of\nreligion and patriotism. World Atlas puts America at the top of the\nlist as the most Christian nation in the world. In the U.S, on any given day, you might hear\nthe word God, or at least see signs pointing to where you might find him. While parts of Europe are also predominantly\nChristian, the omnipresence of God in the streets may seem a little overbearing to many\nof these nations that have forgone church duty. It’s the same with flags everywhere. You won’t go far in America without seeing\nthe Stars and Stripes, whereas in Europe, flags are usually designated to the top of\npoles outside of official buildings. Seeing one planted in a garden may induce\na travelling European to believe that he is at the house of a hardcore nationalist, not\njust someone who is proud of where he comes from. Interesting side note: A 2014 survey revealed\nthe most patriotic country in the world was Thailand, closely followed by the USA. While it may not seem too weird for Europeans,\nthe fact that some people in the states carry firearms might be scary. Per capita, more people in the states own\nguns than any other country. While most cops in Europe do carry guns, it’s\nunusual to see a cop in England, Scotland or Wales carrying a gun. The fact that regular Joes might be carrying\na firearm seems fairly weird to many Europeans. It might not seem so strange to Serbians,\nwho also have a high rate of guns owned per person. Size also matters to Europeans when traveling\nin the States. In America, everything just seems bigger,\nand not just the aforementioned dishes. The roads and streets seem larger for the\nmost part, and if you don’t have a car, it can seem hard to get anywhere, especially\nin a place like LA. The cars themselves seem a lot bigger, large\nenough to crush Mr. Bean in his mini; and the people inside them also seem big on average\n– if not taller, than wider on average. The skyscrapers are taller, and in general,American\nhouses statistically have a lot more space than the average European house. One survey stated that the Danish had the\nmost living space in Europe, still much less than Americans, but much more than the Brits\nthat to Americans might seem their whole house is smaller than their basement. It may not be that weird, but one might ask\nwhy everything is so big in the U.S. As for appearance, some Europeans may find\nthe amount of Americans that are continually decked in what looks like gym wear a bit strange\nas most are not going to the gym. Other styles, that are mostly an 80s thing\nbut seem to have stayed around a little, are the Big Hair styles on some older American\nwomen. Big lips and big breasts, may also be a fashion', metadata={'source': 'l4bAoNAx2uo'}), Document(page_content='women. Big lips and big breasts, may also be a fashion\nweird to some Europeans, while in the USA the president still seems to sport a fake\ntan. On the positive side, Americans all seem to\nhave such perfect white teeth, quite different from those Brits. This was hilariously depicted in an episode\nof The Simpsons in which The Big Book of British Smiles horrifically demonstrated the apparent\nlack of dental hygiene in the country. So, what do you Europeans out there find strange\nabout Americans? And Americans, what do you think is weird\nabout Europeans? Let us know in the comments! Also, be sure to check out our other video\ncalled the Loudest Things a Person Can Hear?! Thanks for watching, and, as always, don’t\nforget to like, share, and subscribe. See you next time!', metadata={'source': 'l4bAoNAx2uo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr9oGxr0Qa0 | [Document(page_content="I broke my flip-flop sandals songs if you're in Australia bunch of thong wears [Music] [Laughter] so let's make a pair of hard drive 33 suggest doing it out of stuff that we can find here does that what he said you said superglue zip ties to get some tape to make your own sandals out of the things you use the most so we've got some do it come over here I was thinking like foam we got like my plastics drawer where's my home this squishy foam that I need I think we get too out of that I think we can use some wood to do we have like the wood on the bottom is like the grippy pads plus we want something I think help us lock in the the juice oh you need it we need a sandal design let's do that really quick okay let's [Music] take a picture of it yeah cameraman John has converted the drawing of my feet or the tracing of my foot into an illustrator file that we're gonna cut out on foam and then thin wood so that means it's later time the laser job was off his off the edge like then don't let me put it off yet it's okay okay now I gotta cut the wood piece I don't know what kind of wood to use I was just thinking this that was here we're gonna get two of these or is that that's this we're gonna be able to put that right here no we could twist it oh it's brilliant good job it's just temporary [Music] okay yes so the you know actually I have no idea how this is gonna feel so let's let's just tape my thinking wow I'm not doing a very good job spitting out whole sentences my idea is to kind of cut this into sections so that you've got more flex of the flip-flop but I don't know if that's necessary so let's figure out what it actually feels like when you kick up it like picks the whole sandal up is this no flex jerk but it feels how will this this tape stick to hair no do you want to try one what do you think should we segment it not having leg hair yeah so we got segments where I think the appropriate where you put your weight on your feet your arch we made it up that means Laser bandsaw yeah when this thing folds we want there needs to be more gap because there's a chance this gets curl so I need to take these edges off these edges these edges off all right I'll be back in a second too much dust I just remembered that we also need to figure how the straps go I'm thinking the zip ties we could like trap the bottom of the zip tie under the wood I had a thought the thought doesn't make any sense anymore the little centerpiece should be like here that through there and we also have to go through the wood in the same spot and then we can just wrap this around the wood and glue it down and then this I would look like it goes from the front way back there I got it this is it Bray nope nope nope nope nope nope Oh God okay who I'm doing is I'm drilling holes in the wood so that we can pull the zip types or that feels good this one I haven't even cut that one yet we mass-produces will just code this into the laser fire that fits all right let's glue this is hot glue stick to this let's find out where is that leftover piece Oh sitting on Chelsea oh I forgot about yeah yep that'll work [Music] so pulling the zip tie through oh man she's gonna like you we're straight through your skin it doesn't feel I mean doesn't feel good but it's not like terrible how tight should that be we're gonna bend these down and then like your super glue them - I got it put some foam on these they're done and we made little Garrett John made little cat pads so I'm not slipping I you know I can only die so many times before I can't die anymore so let's go take these out for a spin on the town I'm gonna get blisters on my toes [Music] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'Cr9oGxr0Qa0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_86MEdNsAI | [Document(page_content="hello my humming eggs out there welcome back to channels so good to see you again and can we just talk about this for a second since they sent mickey mouse to my house I mean guys he was right here so yeah I'm sure a lot of you guys saw the video on Friday that Disney sent out right now Mickey's going around to a bunch of different fans throughout the world and they're surprising them and I was one of them so if you haven't seen that video yet I will link it in the description there's comfortable place you can see I saw like a couple different places but anyways yes I wanted to talk about my side and actually share the video that they had me filming while we were doing it so this all happened like a month ago this happens like back in early October and I am so glad I can finally talk about it cuz I wasn't allowed to talk about it so uh background info on what happened so I was emailed by this company that Disney worked with in the past and they said hey we've made commercials for DC before if you ever saw the commercial with the Deaf family going to Disneyland and all the characters did sign language it was one of the sweetest courses I've ever seen they're like yeah we made that and Disney hired us again to now make a video for the internet about Disney fans can we come to your house and interview enough interview you I'm like sure come on over that's fine they're like okay this will work out fine we'll just shoot here in your house and just let you know it's gonna be a little shoot only a couple people nothing to worry about and we'll be there on Tuesday I'm like great and then I go out of my house the next day and I look all the way down the street the parking has been blocked off for this like the entire street and I'm like I thought they said I was like two people why do they need a whole street then the day of I look outside my window a little bit and there are cars lined up on this whole thing there are security right outside my front door there's these giant trailers down the block for me and I'm just like on this just to talk to me about being a fan okay so they came in they got the cameras rolling so they're like okay just tell us about some of your Disney stuff something through some of that and then they're like okay just make a youtube video I'm like well it's not that easy what don't make a youtube video they're like just just sit down doing impressions of stuff I'm like okay I just sat down and started doing impressions you'll see that in the video in a second but I was just like I know I'm going on and then lo and behold they snuck Mickey Mouse in my back door now it's just like what kind of shook me for a second because the first time like Oh Mickey okay see the park all the time wait a minute I'm not at the park I'm in right house what and on top of that the guys there said I was first on this whole going around the world and surprising people with Mickey and I was super honored by that top of that because of that I'm the first person in history to ever have that particular Mickey come to their home and here's the video clip that I recorded in its entirety walls is going on except for the parts press it up cuz that's boring to watch but uh yeah anything that we did in from the camera this is what I got so enjoy that we good welcome back to channel it's so great to see you again today and I thought today we just do some fun impressions here and there and specifically Disney because you guys know this he's my favorite other Monday's knee so let's get to it Matata what a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata ain't no passing craze I got the characters mixed up but I don't think anyone will care but hey come on Matata ah in all seriousness that time alright do a couple more bones you'll bear it just wonderful to see you in the castle today ah but we must not tell the beast that would be completely awful yeah Mickey Donald good feeling any good oh boy hey pals it's the", metadata={'source': 'E_86MEdNsAI'}), Document(page_content="that would be completely awful yeah Mickey Donald good feeling any good oh boy hey pals it's the Mickey Mouse here join me - oh wow Minnie Mouse Oh it'll make me keep see you know uh that's funny because it's his birthday next month let's do a message for Mickey I'm a Oh Mickey friend's birthday is not in the video even last year yeah do it yeah everyone what are you believing this is whatever you want to say like a message to him to the camera whatever that would be okay a message is the camera happy birthday Mickey come on and I hope it's a real swell one something like that yeah it's right again okay oh gosh you've never been in anyone's house before so this is oh you're never too much house on the first house Mickey's ever gone to watching I can die happy man now oh thanks pal I did not I had no idea Mickey was gonna be here oh this is great oh yeah yeah this is my setup for my youtube videos Mickey where I do impressions of guys like you oh you see Mickey's face and you actually can oh we got it we're all gonna sit - okay so guys I actually got Mickey Mouse in my house talk about house of mouse right uh-huh so yeah explain what so you thought we were going to be one thing and now what happened tell us help catches up what was that good so I was told that I was gonna have the film crew come in and talk about being dizzy fan but they didn't tell me Mickey Mouse was gonna come to my house today yeah he's like I totally blew your mind tonight Mauri when I do impressions with characters I have to go to Disneyland but you guys came to me this time oh [Music] you're gonna squeeze mad oh right there right behind the ear yes all I love those scratches and I love the squirrel oh my gosh I'm so happy right now I don't really know what to say oh this is awesome so we are going about to start a tour for Mickey for his birthday you're the first stop oh starting off Mickey's birthday celebration this year oh gosh number one Oh about forever I can't I'm oh I'm good I'm gonna treasure this oh my gosh that's fantastic aren't you happy you get to take a seat for a little bit huh yeah maybe so I'm gonna feed all day yeah I get to kick back relax oh so you guys are gonna go around to like these new fans and Surprise them with Mickey yeah so we're gonna wander away so you know you're literally the first time have you noticed we were acting a little weird today because we were trying to set up the surprise I'm so glad I worried yeah I was gonna surprise whenever I look I go for a walk around my neighborhood and I saw the whole street was blocked on like they said there was just gonna be a couple people what what do they need the whole street for cuz yeah we're like oh yeah yeah it's a small shoot there's a couple of them I love it I love it so much Thank You Mickey oh my gosh and happy birthday let's do that standing up that was it stuff yeah hi one more look for the camera oh thank you Mickey on happy birthday oh this was incredible so thank you guys so much for watching I hope you enjoyed don't forget to Like comment and subscribe and I will see you guys later bye [Music]", metadata={'source': 'E_86MEdNsAI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kyS6SvSYSE | [Document(page_content="[Music] Kenneth and I are headed to our therapy our couples therapy session right now and I had an idea that I wanted to talk to you about and get your opinion on we're thinking about doing a podcast a Casey and Candice podcast that's like I don't know like an hour long or a half an hour long or something and calling it the title of the best part calling it therapy where it's just us talking there probably is but we can just make ours bigger and better and then crush the competition so let us know you think like that's a terrible idea just write terrible idea below if you'd be interested at all well the only thing is I'm tired of hearing the comments that I'm such a like bitching a dud I think people [Music] we're at therapy now but that's the idea let us let us know what you think we finished therapy how do you think today went today in therapy we talked about having more children and whether or not we want to move to California we should do the podcast the laws [Music] who are you taking your clothes off nice box because Joe to Billy love Billy NYC calm and by Candice's new cashmere sweater it's a little expensive for my audience honey $180 for pure cashmere bye honey great girl great girl check this out ready I want to I want to show this to you so get it got a screw here got a string here and on the other end there's like this pin that can be used to remove SIM cards I have permanently attached this to my desk now this may seem like a nothing but you know I change cell phones all the time and getting that little SIM tray out as a nightmare on my phone here oh and I want to get my memory card out to offload all the videos and stuff it's hard to get out and I can never find this thing and now look it just lives here this is exciting for me [Applause] I'm gonna be premiering a new video that I made that I've been working on for a long time I'm gonna like put it in this vlog it's like a four minute video to be part of this vlog you see one thing I want to do a lot more of on this channel is talk about creators other critters that I really like that I think you should follow that I think maybe you'll be interested in and the video that I made is about my friend Chantal who you've seen in this show before and she just started youtubing so I want to premiere her new movie on my channel even though it's gonna live on her channel I want to use in this channel and I want to use like this big audience that that this channel has to talk about smaller creators she's brand new she doesn't have any subscribers and to talk about other people that I think are doing amazing things in this platform and try to sort of elevate them a little bit shine a little spotlight on them so this is uh this is my friend Chantal Chantal is a fine artist do you go by that visual this all this find all this and the reason why I like Chantal so much as an art the reason why I like her as a person that's cuz she's cool the reason why I like her as an artist is because her only instrument her only actually have her entire art career was built with a pan just a pen look this is this is my apartment and then this is I have one of chantels paintings in my apartment that's Francine in my apartment a couple years ago had a studio here but we were friends before that yeah she had one of the best studios she had one of the studios in this feeling that has skylight you almost took it I was gonna take it it's just like four flights away I don't want to go up all those stairs I've always wanted to make a movie about Chantal and her artwork and who she is because she's such an interesting human being and we were kind of given the excuse actually from Sam are you gonna stick with that - oh yeah this is one of Chantell stickers we were given the opportunity because of Samsung you know part of their like creator creator initiative is enabling us to make movies and they were willing to sort of produce a case you nice that", metadata={'source': '2kyS6SvSYSE'}), Document(page_content="is enabling us to make movies and they were willing to sort of produce a case you nice that movie about Chantal Martin and I'm gonna premiere that movie I'm wondering where I should drop it let me finish let's finish okay let's finish an and it'll play cool I'm reviving my old youtube channel that I started probably 10 11 12 years ago right at the beginning and I forgot I had it actually one thing that I will say about Chantal is she is fearless about trying new things it's like I see everything is a blank canvas so you shouldn't be afraid of it you should flip that switch and then just use it as a challenge and create whatever you want how did you meet Kendrick Lamar still in Miami last year how did you meet Puff Daddy he came to the show I had a few years ago he probably doesn't remember okay so without further ado I'm good this is the world YouTube premiere of a Chantel by KC video it's like three minutes long but I'm really excited you're the first people to see this ever ready 3 2 1 so what's the point in making our the point is to make so you can share so you may concern your making sure you make your share I'm Chantal Martin and I draw I'm drawing on canvases I'm drawing on walls I'm going on cars and drawing on shirts and drawing on shoes 99% of that is done live when you're drawing live you have no time to think you have no time to hesitate you have no time to plan you have no time to be anyone else so this is the cover of the home and garden section and it's it's funny I didn't know it was a big deal at the time so I only bought one copy so you have an extra spare copy out there I take it I remember my art teacher telling me Chantal don't apply for art school because you're not good enough and you won't get in at that point people were only telling me what I couldn't do so I ran away I started my career in Japan in a culture that was craft based in a culture where people learn things and practice things over generations over long periods of time and I remember thinking to myself what can I master in my lifetime what could I become a family confident with what about a lie you know I draw I love drawing we all drop though with these these I'm gonna draw like this what kind of hard work and patience would it take so that when I draw a line is recognizably mine moving to york was very humbling because if no one knows who you are they don't care who you are and everyone is an artist and you start to lose your you start to lose your way and so I decided well I'm not gonna not make up because you won't show it I'm gonna draw maybe the well my canvas and I'm gonna lose any drawing tool that I can get my hand I'm gonna draw and villager on just give me a pen and I'll make something [Applause] we follow the pen and we're allowed to allow it to go wherever it needs to go wherever it wants to take you you are a William passenger [Music] and now you repeat that and you repeat that and you repeat that you repeat that but over time you get to extract what you look like over time you get to extract what your line feels like something that is recognizably yours we have this contact between our head and our pan it doesn't matter what industry you're in it comes down to drawing it comes down to that initial mark that you make and without this pen I wouldn't have traveled I wouldn't have collaborated this tool has allowed me to discover who I am [Music] did you like our movie we're good we worked really hard on that I hope you enjoyed it what are you most nervous about when it comes to being a youtuber I think what I'm most nervous about is continuously making and sharing and pulling out stuff that I'm proud of and putting out stuff that you're proud of to you make in your share and you make you gotta making sure making sure making sure making sure all right I'm gonna link Chantal shadow before below check it out she's new there's not a lot of stuff up there yet but it's happening I'm a", metadata={'source': '2kyS6SvSYSE'}), Document(page_content="below check it out she's new there's not a lot of stuff up there yet but it's happening I'm a big supporter and a huge huge fan and I hope you guys will but you should sell those stickers you could bank all your entire you sticker packs coming soon coming soon [Music]", metadata={'source': '2kyS6SvSYSE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E4ZBSInqUU | [Document(page_content="♫♫♫ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is, is ,is, is, is, is...♪ (Put your hands up). ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is, is ,is, is, is, is...♪ (Put your hands up).", metadata={'source': '5E4ZBSInqUU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjZiCPuvqQ | [Document(page_content="me Beecher he is the newest resident to Big Cat Rescue he is a five-year-old male first-generation Savannah cap savannah cats are a hybrid between an African servile and a domestic cat [Music] hoping that's what you would be eating I would never recommend anyone ever doing this I thought I was so informed Oh and he's gotten to hurting people so how old was he when he first started really showing movie was well first day became Tara Charter right away well then he had this clause and I mean he was fighting he was aggressive and he could stay in that red zone for hours and I mean open a door I mean my daughter standing next to me having a conversation nothing to do with feature he came out from under the bed and I've got the pictures of it the damage he did from here logo down her account for a whole length was black and he's done a lot of damage I see you later once we get him outside he won't be at me he wants to be outside he wants to be allowed [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you [Music]", metadata={'source': 'FEjZiCPuvqQ'})] |
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