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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ68j2J_GOM | [Document(page_content='GUS: Uuuuuuuh... Hey Josh? JOSH: Yeah? GUS: Uhm... I\'m tryna take a shower right now, I don\'t- Not really sure what I\'m lookin\' at. Uh... What do I do to get started? JOSH: Ok so um; You see the panel there? You\'re gonna wanna type in the password, It\'s "Hemoglobin". GUS: "Hemoglobin"? JOSH: Yeah "Hemoglobin", as in, like, the cell? GUS: The cell that carries oxygen through the blood? JOSH: Yeah, yeah, yeah. GUS: Ok. JOSH: "Hemoglobin" is the password. (Computer Beeping) GUS: (Mumbling) He-mo-glo-bin... (Error Noise) Uhhh... It says denied. JOSH: (Mumbling) Denied... GUS: Yeah. JOSH: Oh, OH yeah uhm... Yeah, actually we changed it, it\'s "Platelets". GUS: Ok, "Platelets". (More beeping) (Accepting Noise) JOSH: Yeah, sorry, I had the wrong cell type. GUS: Ok it went through, now what? JOSH: Uhm, so, You\'re gonna wanna take the pull start, And just give that a few tugs. GUS: The pull start? JOSH: The pull start, Yeah. You see it right at the bottom there? GUS: Uhhh, yes! Okay, (Engine attempting to start) Its not, The engine\'s not turning over yet. JOSH: Yeah, yeah, I forgot to tell you, You\'re gonna want to have the choke on, Make sure you pull the choke all the way out, And kinda feather it once it gets- GUS: Ok, ok ok ok. (Engine starts) Ok, yep, it\'s up! It\'s running. JOSH: Ok, now you\'re gonna want to listen carefully, Pull down the red lever. GUS: "Pull down the red lever"? JOSH: Yep. GUS: Ok... Uhm, (Creaking noises) It\'s pretty tough! Ugh... Ok, JOSH: Ok, you got that? GUS: Yeah, it\'s down. JOSH: Alright, now push the aquamarine button. GUS: "The aquamarine button"? JOSH: The aqua- the aquamarine button, yeah. GUS: Ok, (Error Noise) It\'s not doin\' any- Oh, aquamarine? JOSH: Yeah, Aquama- Aquamarine. GUS: OK (Error Noise) Oh shit! Oh! Josh, It\'s squirtin\' ketchup! JOSH: Not the teal button! The aqua- aquamarine button. GUS: What? JOSH: Don\'t hit the teal button. Hit the aquamarine button. GUS: Oh, Uhm, (Accepting Noise) Ok, It\'s go-, it\'s um, It says "Engaged"? "Engaged"? JOSH: Yeah it should be, that should be good. GUS: Ok, uhm... The water\'s not running, Should it be going, right now? JOSH: Uhhh... GUS: Ya know what Josh this is just, This is too much! Just forget it dude, I\'m taking a bath. Josh, your bath is working, right? JOSH: Yeah sorry, bad news on the bath... That only works on Tuesdays. GUS: Son of a bi- ♫♫', metadata={'source': 'lZ68j2J_GOM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5CODzeGEE | [Document(page_content="so when you're alive to see a new movie come out in a major franchise you have this unique opportunity to play a fun game where you put yourself on the record guessing what's gonna happen before it happens and no one can ever do that again after it comes out I could just sit here and write my beat for beat fanfic about what I think is gonna happen but that would be painful instead I thought it would be funny to make a bingo card of highly specific things that I think might happen and then when the movie comes out I can play bingo and see how many times I get a bingo in bingo the more specific the better because the nature of a bingo card is that you're not gonna get every square or it's not a good game of bingo so some of these are weird you gotta go big or go home so a bingo card that's 25 things let's go number 1 BB 9 e gets one confirmed kill number two ugly dangerous monster the new trilogy needs some big ugly iconic monster for like a mini boss fight scene that doesn't advance the story something that translates well into plushies or novelty t-shirts something that can attack your ship in Star Tours rathtar doesn't really cut it the original trilogy has rank cores sar lacks whomp buzz the prequels out all those sea monsters around ohto gunga even rogue one had Mads Mikkelsen number three Huck's goes to jail number four kylo doesn't kill Leia kylo Ren already killed his father so killing his mother would be kind of unshockable of something equivalent to what we already knew he was capable of being unable to kill his mother shows inner conflict and it's interesting oh hey he knows about a good time to start that Redemption art Leia won't die by his hand and I also don't think she'll die by anyone elses I think she'll live I think this movie might end with like an aid maybe like a Mon Calamari looking aid to be like general we must move you to a safer location so removing her from the actual action of the story but keeping Leia as a living and powerful presence out of respect to Carrie Fisher dine in real life number five ray learns to swim I think I just want to watch ray struggle to swim and be bad at it because I can't swim I just sink I I'd like to see her being upped in a way that I am number six no poured casualties not even implied ones number seven han Solo as a ghost I don't think this one's gonna happen but we got to put some wild cards in here that's the point of bingo I don't know what I meant by that's the point of bingo number eight Snoke is seven and a half feet tall he's short enough that he's essentially human sized but tall enough that is kind of awkward looking number nine force lightning bonus points afraid as it but somebody should do it number ten rogue one shout out some character from rogue one could get some in name only shout out in a line of dialogue because brand synergy and stuff some incidental character could have the last name and or and you'd be like oh my god what if that's casting indoors nephew well how about that or historical text mentions true in way or Jetta or something number oh look I'm out of fingers number eleven kylo Ren cries real tears you see them in his eyes and one of them goes out on his face he always looks like he's gonna cry but I wanted to actually cry so I can watch and enjoy number twelve Luke is not the father I've said before that there are a lot of reasons I don't want Luke to be raised father I made a whole video on at one time although I find it highly possible that we just won't find out one way or the other until episode 9 but if we do find out Rey's parents in this movie I'm gonna guess that they're not Luke or Leia or Han number 13 and this is the free space gray Rey I've been saying this since the force awakens came out but I think Rey is putting out some serious dark side vibes and I think she's gonna be tempted by it in this movie she had this terrible fight for your life childhood alone raised by this evil", metadata={'source': 'I-5CODzeGEE'}), Document(page_content="by it in this movie she had this terrible fight for your life childhood alone raised by this evil slug monster thing that doesn't really inspire Jedi goodwill and tranquility and stuff but don't take my word for it look at her super dark gray outfit for this movie so yeah I'm really confident in this one I'm making it the free space number 14 lightsaber built from scrap if Ray gets a lightsaber in this movie I don't think she'll build it in the traditional appearance I think since she's a scavenger it's gonna be made of cobbled together bits maybe she'll make a saber staff like Darth Maul but in a different color or maybe she'll just put Luke's lightsaber on one end of her stick thing so it's just like a stabby long thing I don't know weapons I think the thing that will make it look weird and unique is that it'll just be this hodgepodge of different materials and metals maybe like something you'd build with the blade builder lightsaber system get yours at Target today it comes in purple number 15 Rose Tico is us by number 16 Rose Tico's sister will die I've learned basically nothing through osmosis about Rose Tico's sister except that I'm pretty sure she has a sister and her sister is a pilot for the resistance being a pilot is a pretty dangerous job so sight unseen I'm just gonna guess that she'll die horribly and we'll see if I'm right number 17 canto byte alien horse race I know there's a casino planet and I think that for one of the establishing shots like like a two-second shot we're gonna see all these quadrupedal ian's lined up to race and people are like betting on them and we're like oh it's like a horse race but they're aliens because it's Star Wars number 18 somebody dances to my recollection we didn't see a single character dance in the force awakens unless general Hux counts I'd like to see at least one character with a speaking role dance if anything I'd imagine it would be one of the characters that can toe bite but I'm prepared to be pleasantly surprised I like my characters to dance in movies if nobody dances it's hard for me to tell that everything's okay and we had a good time number 19 Luke lives I'm just gonna be bold and make a guess about this one there are two possible outcomes Luke lives or Luke dies fifty-fifty so I'm just gonna get in and say that I think that he lives narrative Li it does make more sense for him to die because he's the mentor I don't know I just feel like they killed Han in the last movie so killing Luke might kind of feel like a rehash and I feel like everybody's expecting it so that might be why they wouldn't want to do it number twenty Poe Dameron turns evil he was on the evil side in that one movie poster literally every character was delineated by good and evil Poe Dameron was over on the evil side what does it mean I'm just kidding actually I think he's gonna die I think you should have died when his ship went down in the force awakens he's living in borrowed time you guys number 21 don't trust laura dern number 22 ray cuts a limb off somebody the last movie echoed beats from a new hope so I feel like this movie might echo beats from Empire but I think the best course of action would be to subvert expectations that Empire lays down a big beat from Empire Luke getting his arm lopped off and I think this movie should have that too but reverse it so Ray's the one doing the lopping it would be kind of shocking and dark and go with my gray ray theory especially if her opponent was already down and she just kind of did it vindictively like that time that kylo Ren was lying on his back in the snow and she sliced his face up she cuts their arm off when she totally could have not cut their arm off not to be mean to kylo Ren but personally I would like it if it was kylo Ren this time - it's a Skywalker tradition number 23 BB 90 is a girl we haven't had a girl asked for Metroid in the movies before and haven't had that many girl droids", metadata={'source': 'I-5CODzeGEE'}), Document(page_content="we haven't had a girl asked for Metroid in the movies before and haven't had that many girl droids in general unless they have stereotypical girl jobs like like delivery room droid thanks I just want this sexless inhuman ball to be called Shi for no reason number 24 c-3po explodes no I'm just kidding I think we're gonna have an arbitrary new stormtrooper armor design like in Episode seven it kind of made sense that the stormtroopers look different now and then in rogue one it was like let's have different colors cuz then we can sell like the toys to go with it so I think this time we're gonna see another new stormtrooper design and it's not really gonna like do anything different she's like yeah number twenty five my lack guess is darkside ending like the movie ends with ray apparently ambiguously turning to the dark side probably with the best of intentions like to get the information that she needs to defeat them although her motivations may or may not be made clear this is my boldest guess and completely baseless but it's bingo go big or go home and I realize that making a bold guess sets me up to look like a huge idiot when the movie comes out and I got it wrong but I have no shame about that I acknowledge that I'm not psychic besides it's bingo remember whatever that means I just figured that since this is the second film in a trilogy it'll want to end with a bang and since there are two years till the next one it'll want to leave people guessing and give them something to make endless YouTube speculation videos about so Ray making a drastic decision with unclear motivations would fit the bill for that like his she undercover is she evil and has to be redeemed and even better kick in the pants would be if as ray is defecting kylo Ren is in the process of turning good again like he comes to her like hey I don't really want to turn good yet but like I don't really like Snoke anymore and I don't want to kill my mom and if I try to leave he's gonna try to kill me I was thinking like I'm powerful and you're powerful you need a teacher and I could teach you and we could kill him together yeah yeah I could be your teacher and we could kill Snoke together because I'm afraid I have a lot of hurt feelings right now I'm also crying while I'm telling you this I'm crying real tears and Ray's like I'm listening to you right now but what I'm hearing is that Snoke has a job opening and you're left with this weird ending where Ray's showing up at the first-order headquarters like who's gonna train me and kylo was like on some planet somewhere like in a swamp like I can't go home and now I'm also gonna die and everybody gets to spend 2018 like what's gonna happen is rave really evil is she playing a long con will kylo Ren go crawling back to Luke who survived this movie will Luke be a bro and loan kylo Ren his prosthetic arm to fight with will Chewbacca ever find love again will kylo Ren train that pork in the force so that's my whole bang card I can't wait for the movie to come out so I can play bingo and and get lots of bingos and call out bingo during the movie in the theater drop my pork I [Music] you yeah that's all I got I'm gonna think of more as soon as I post this so make any guesses about Finn Finn is gonna I don't know I think the Millennium Falcon is gonna blow up you know in Harry Potter when they kill off Hedwig it's like that was your childhood and innocence and we killed it it'll be like that but it's just a ship so you're like oh no no I just have my memories of it and a perfect Lego replica", metadata={'source': 'I-5CODzeGEE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0hAC8O7RoI | [Document(page_content="what up guys today is the day you've all been waiting for we are finally taking the Miura to CarMax now you guys totally blew up the other video it's over a hundred thousand views has like almost 4 000 likes absolutely ridiculous so thank you so much I'm gonna set a light goal today of five thousand five thousand that's it I know you guys can do it you blew up the other video 5 000 likes the Diablo will go next the Diablo is a one of twelve only 12 in the world exists it's a special edition it's called the Alpine Edition so yeah five thousand likes the Diablo go next no need to wait any longer let's take this thing to CarMax really quickly before we leave what do you guys think they're going to give us so when you sell a common economics they look at auction results the auction results from the Mira s the last mirror s that sold as far as I know is Mecum Auction about two or three years ago I'll put it up right now see almost 2.6 million dollars and that car was in bad shape the guy who bought it how to put like 500 600 000 into it so he's a good three million dollars into it so three million into it what do you think they're gonna give us for this [Music] [Applause] [Music] John's got to be here for this too park next to the Mirror so I'm at CarMax um and we're gonna get the appraisal so he's gonna shawna's gonna walk you over uh what you got what they do yeah perfect yeah one of the things we do is we walk around the car we want to take down any conditions that may impact the value in any way get down the options of the vehicle get down the vent of the vehicle so what's gonna happen to us we're gonna go inside send all the pictures of my regional and uh do some research and see what we can offer for you okay from this point 15 to 21 minutes okay awesome yo I'm actually shocked by the amount of cars they have here look at this Shelby GT500 like what [Music] a GT350 wow wow a Jaguar F-TYPE [Music] you know CarMax is stepping up their game like this is no joke I want this car this is Avalanche gray it's called and this is my favorite color this is the color I almost gotten when I was looking [Music] 54 how many miles was it say the miles [Music] damn this is a beautiful car [Music] I want it I'm gonna start it up [Music] you know how to open the valves yeah okay [Music] [Music] well thank you so yeah I'm super excited to be here this has been a long time in the making um so the mirrors just parked right over there they are working on getting us an offer um they're I don't know they're going with their regional managers and stuff what oh my he's freaking out over this Jesus anyway uh yeah so they're working on getting uh an appraisal because it is such an expensive car that I need to check with a bunch of different people they need to research auction results and a bunch of stuff so uh I mean let's see what they're gonna give us I say 100 Grand like that's what I honestly think 100 Grand the CarMax has been so amazing about this PR public relations they have been so nice and wow they're just so nice here so thank you CarMax I know you guys are watching this so thank you CarMax like seriously CarMax good for you M4 2015. 2015 M4 damn m235 you guys have stepped up your game he just realizes m235 2016. that's a very good deal [Music] why is it got two lock boxes and this M4 even has the full carbon fiber roof I am proud of what CarMax has turned into this is the most expensive car ever taken at Carmax like any CarMax any CarMax is like no one has taken the car of this value to a CarMax before next time we're gonna bring a 918. it's cheaper but new hypercar that was a horrible comparison [Music] honestly in my opinion this is one of the most beautiful cars ever made without it though it's amazing the ZL1 looks huge compared to it I know [Music] so some things that are making it difficult to evaluate is Orange is worth more than any other color well most other colors green is worth", metadata={'source': 'U0hAC8O7RoI'}), Document(page_content="to evaluate is Orange is worth more than any other color well most other colors green is worth more the Orange is worth more than a majority of the colors and uh it's a series two it's a late Mira s which is going to make the car more valuable a lot more valuable because it more represents the SV so uh yeah hard car to evaluate 65 000 original kilometers and of course the Gated shift oh this is exciting the guy just said he's going inside to get the offer so he'll be out in a second huh how much do I think I said okay anywhere from 100 to 200 why 900. I don't think they're gonna offer 900. here he comes with the offer so what am I going to think about this all right man so we really appreciate you bringing your car by today here's your written offer for CarMax this is how much we can offer you on your vehicle today um as you see we didn't even have the Maria in our drop down menu so the notes down here show the car that we appraised here okay with the mileage and all that fun stuff so the software's valve for seven days and we appreciate you bringing it by hope you had a great experience with us awesome well thank you you guys were super nice thank you I appreciate it enjoy your afternoon guys thanks for coming by if you're interested in that Mustang let me know awesome thank you we sold it not I do still think this is one of the most expensive offers ever given to someone at caught him oh without a doubt without a doubt yeah I I'm unaware of anyone ever getting more than two or somewhere around close to a 200 000 offer gotta take the thumbnail all right guys well there you have it 199 and 998 dollars so 200 Grand girl uh obviously we did not take that offer I knew CarMax wouldn't buy it what are they going to do with it they can't put it on their showroom who's going to walk in and buy a mirror all right well you guys know the goal 5 000 likes let's hit 5 000 likes on the Diablo go next so that's the end of the video peace out guys", metadata={'source': 'U0hAC8O7RoI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0tmF4j4K6g | [Document(page_content="I was influenced to work in natural history because I was intrigued by the natural world at the time I'm just gonna move in a bit is what I'm getting in the moment is a bit wide at five years old I was made a member of the Cousteau Society and I was given many of his books and posters and I was completely captivated by these images much of his work was done with scuba which limited observations above 250 feet the advent of the Cousteau of submarine saucer permitted him to extend his observations to 1,000 I was simply amazed by the animals he was saying in the landscapes and there the blueness of the sea this character was travelling around the world and having adventures in the deep sea in submarines and now the past the world it was quickly realized that the diving saucer provided an excellent means for gaining much of this information as I grew older I realized that camera work was a way of coming closer to that understanding it the camera Joe was allowing you to be an adventurer we can land on here in the course of my career I felt on the ground back on boats on papers and on helicopters that's interesting the conditions are always difficult it's not like walking down the street in you low fallin on cliffs I've fallen into sewers now been attacked by harbor you so it's got me into trouble often but I don't regret it because I'm I'm still functioning and you learn from it the moments when you get the shot everything conspires to make it work they're very rare but they're worth waiting for when that moment finally arrives and the light turns on the behavior happens the iceberg flows faster the right angle it makes your heart be faster they make the hair stand up on the back of you Nate [Music] that's company really nice [Music] oh yeah that's what we go [Music] those moments are so worth waiting for they're irreplaceable [Music] you know he was until I was working on planet Earth and I suddenly realized I was actually doing the job won't set out to do I'm lucky enough to follow the adventures that I was reading about as a child it has an isotope [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'N0tmF4j4K6g'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU14JY3x81A | [Document(page_content='Hey there, welcome to Life Noggin! What’s your favorite kind of dream? One where you can fly? One where you’ve won the lottery? Some people can manipulate their dreams into\nwhat they want them to be, but how? Generally speaking, dreams are narrative experiences\nthat occur while we’re sleeping, often during REM sleep. You may have heard of lucid dreaming. General lucid dreaming is when you know you’re\ndreaming while it’s happening. Some lucid dreamers even say they can control\ntheir dreams! About half the population has reached general\nlucid dreaming at some point, but it’s not that easy to intentionally do. So, how can you train your brain to have lucid\ndreams and even control them? It’s impossible to say that one thing or\nanother will definitely produce lucid dreams but some experts and lucid dreamers have provided\nsome tips to try to induce them. They say that dream journals could help you\nachieve a lucid dream state. Keep track of what you dream about and look\nout for recurring objects, people and places in your notes. Once you’ve identified them, you may be\nable to consciously recognize these elements within your dreams. You can try to prep your mind to recognize\nthese signs by telling yourself before bed, “The next time I see ‘blank’, I will\nrealize that I’m dreaming.” You may also be able to increase your chances\nof lucid dreaming as you go about your day by doing a mental check of, “Am I awake?” This will encourage your subconscious mind\nto do the same while you’re dreaming, increasing your likelihood of having a lucid dream. In fact, in a recent study, out of 169 participants,\naround 17 percent of them were able to have a lucid dream during the trial period using\na combination of methods. So, what happens in a lucid dream? Well, it begins by you becoming fully aware\nthat you’re dreaming while you’re dreaming. Other than recognizing your dream signs, this\ncan happen in a variety of ways. For example, reading is apparently surprisingly\nhard in dreams. Lucid dreamers say you may try to read a sign,\nsee that the words are jumbled and realize that you must be dreaming, otherwise you’d\nbe able to read them. Lucid dreamers also say it can happen when\nyou notice something impossible or out of the ordinary in your dream… like if you see a dog talking on a cell phone. The dreamer realizes those things aren’t\npossible and that they must be dreaming. Some lucid dreamers even claim to be able\nto control their surroundings, their actions and actions of others within their dreams. Effectively creating the dream they want! Studies have found that lucid dreamers are\nmore coherent in lucid dreams than in regular sleep and that they exhibit increased activity\nin certain frequencies within the brain! The areas of the brain associated with self-reflection\nand self-assessment light up. Wild, right? Scientists have even called lucid dreaming\na “hybrid state of consciousness” that exhibits an increase in networking throughout\nthe brain. So lucid dreaming is definitely a real thing. Other than mental prep, there are a few more\nways to influence your dreams. One study found that if you smell something\nnice, like roses, while you’re sleeping, you’re more likely to have positive dreams,\nversus the horrible smell of rotten eggs, which prompted more negative dreams. Studies have also found that low-current electrical\nstimulation is capable of inducing lucid dreams. Businesses have jumped on this idea, creating\nheadbands that electrically stimulate the brain while you sleep. Experts are reluctant though, because it’s\nunclear what effect this stimulation has on other areas of the brain. Aside from playing around with your dreams\nfor fun, controlling your dreams can be very beneficial for dealing with PTSD and post-traumatic\nnightmares. By mastering these dreams, PTSD survivors', metadata={'source': 'vU14JY3x81A'}), Document(page_content='nightmares. By mastering these dreams, PTSD survivors\nfeel safer in their awake state and have less nightmares, anxiety and flashbacks. Have you ever been able to control your dreams? Let us know \nin the comments!', metadata={'source': 'vU14JY3x81A'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puqaWrEC7tY | [Document(page_content='( bright, upbeat music ) ( fire crackles ) Welcome back. Now, for years, Nickelback\nhas been the band that everybody\nloves to hate. It has almost become cliché\nto make fun of them. And, for a moment,\nwe considered that it might be\nplayed out and in poor taste to create a game that makes fun\nof their ridiculous lyrics, but then we decided\nto do it anyway. It\'s time for... I hope not. I don\'t smoke\n"Nickel-crack," Link. It\'s not the \'80s. So then all these are really\nNickelback lyrics. - You just gave away the game.\n- Well, okay, here\'s\nwhat I\'m gonna do. I\'m gonna read\nsome lyrics for you. They may be real and dumb, and that would be\nthey\'re from Nickelback. - Yes.\n- They may be just\nreally dumb, and that means\nI made them up. - Okay.\n- If you get three right-- - Came from "Nickel-crack."\n- If you don\'t get\nat least three right, you\'re gonna be punished with\nthe worst thing I can think of, you\'re gonna be forced to listen\nto a full Nickelback track on noise-cancelling headphones\nin "Good Mythical More." But if you do get three right,\nor more, I gotta listen to it. That\'s right. Here we go, Link,\nhere\'s your first song lyric. What? That\'s it. It didn\'t rhyme\nat the end there. Yeah, well... - Got a little...\n- Yeah. Kinda fizzled out. It probably rhymed\nat some other place. Mm. I\'d like\na big black jet - with a bedroom in it.\n- Who wouldn\'t? Do those exist? If you\'re Nickelback. You know what?\nI think this is real. I think I have\nenjoyed this song in my normal life\nin the past. In the distant past. - Final answer?\n- Final answer. All right, Link,\nyou\'re right. It is real. It\'s from\nthe song called "Rock Star." - Let\'s have a listen.\n- "Rock Star." ♪ I need a credit card\n that\'s got no limit ♪ ♪ And a big black jet\n with a bedroom in it ♪ ♪ Gonna join the mile-high club\n at 37,000 feet ♪ - Sounds like a country song.\n- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nickel Creek and Nickelback\nshould get together. They should!\nAnd make a dime. Nickel Creek\nshould come... ( laughs ) They can call it "Dime Piece,"\nthat could be their new album. You\'re off to a great start. Now, technically, 37,000 feet you\'d be joining the\n7.007 mile-high club, but... - you know what? Math.\n- Oh, you would? - Yeah. But math.\n- Here\'s another one. Oh, she\'s not? "Arson" and "scar, son"... Uh-huh. ...definitely rhyme. It\'s got Nickelback\nwritten all over it. Nickelback\ntwo for two! All right, Link, - it\'s fake!\n- Oh. - But it could\'ve been!\n- I mean... It\'s, like,\nsomewhere right now, the songwriter for Nickelback,\nwhatever his name is, is like...\n( mumbling ) Oh, yeah,\nhe\'s taking notes. Because I did\nextensive research on every song\nthat has ever been written and no one has ever rhymed\n"arson" with "scar, son." Oh, really? Yeah, that was\ncompletely original. There\'s a first time\nfor everything. Here\'s another one. I can see him showing up, he\'s\nlike, "Guys, gather \'round. Yeah. I got an idea\nfor a new track." "I bet you\nthere\'s a man in there." "There\'s a-- you know\nabout an hourglass? Well, there\'s a man." Yeah. "He\'s in the sand,\nhe\'s in the sand, yeah." This is...\n( laughs ) It writes itself.\nYes, Nickelback. Link, this is a little bit\nof a trick question. These are real lyrics,\nbut they\'re not from Nickelback. - ( buzzer ) \n- Who is it? They\'re from\nPuddle of Mudd. That\'s Puddle of Mudd - with two "Ds."\n- Yes. Not to be confused\nwith Mud the band, or Mud II the band,\nyes, that\'s a thing, or Muddy Waters,\nthe blues musician. Not to be confused\nwith "Muddy River," a song by Johnny Rivers, not to be confused\nwith the Los Angeles River, not to be confused\nwith drinkable water. Never try to\ndrink Nickelback - is what you\'re saying.\n- Yeah, well, that\'s the moral of the story.\nOkay, here we go. Yes, no. - What does it mean?\n- Mm. Anything you want it to. Literally,\nthat sounds like something we would\'ve written in the\nWax Paper Dogz days, you know? It\'s, like,\nit\'s nonsensical, but it sounds cool. - Yeah.', metadata={'source': 'puqaWrEC7tY'}), Document(page_content='Wax Paper Dogz days, you know? It\'s, like,\nit\'s nonsensical, but it sounds cool. - Yeah.\n- Sounds real cool. I gotta keep riding my money\non Nickelback. I cannot step away. - All right, Link,\n- Nickelback. - you\'re correct!\n- Yes! This is from\n"Where Do I Hide?" Let\'s have a listen. ♪ Got a criminal record ♪ I can\'t cross\n state lines ♪ ♪ First on the bad list ♪ And you\'re last on mine - I can\'t take anymore.\n- ♪ Lookin\' for a scape-- I can\'t take anymore. If you don\'t listen\nto the lyrics, which I think is the way\nyou\'re supposed to enjoy it-- Yeah. I mean,\nI\'m just being real. - Don\'t be real, Link.\n- It was catchy. - What?\n- It was catchy\nback in the day. If you don\'t try to make sense\nof it and you\'re like, "Yeah, this is good,\nI think." I was thinking,\n"Speaking of \'where do I hide?\', if anybody has an answer let me know."\nBut if you... You don\'t want to\nhide from that? I kinda liked it. Okay, Link,\nyou\'re two for four, so that means,\nif you get this one right, you do not have to listen\nto Nickelback and I do. Okay. - Mm.\n- It\'s all true. It\'s all true. - No, it\'s not.\n- Ladies love limousines. We\'re not gonna make\ngeneralizations about ladies - just because Nickelback does.\n- I\'m just saying,\nin my experience, any time I\'ve gotten\nout of a limousine\nand there\'s a lady there, - she\'s...\n- Don\'t. Or a man. - What-- just... don\'t--\n- I\'m just saying. I\'m not with him\non this. - Ladies--\n- Everybody loves\nlimousines, okay? Ladies love long cars. ( laughter ) It\'s a rapper\nfrom the \'80s. Um... You know, I\'ma dance\nwith the one that brung me. It\'s Nickelback. - You\'re right, Link, it\'s real.\n- Yes! Yes! Yes! Feast your ears\non this. ♪ After hours and alcohol ♪ Every club,\n we\'ve seen \'em all ♪ ♪ As long as we don\'t need\n to stand in line ♪ ♪ Party scenes ♪ And billboard dreams ♪ The ladies love\n those limousines ♪ Oh, man. ♪ Ladies love\nthose limousines ♪ Don\'t become a fan. That was from the song\n"See You At the Show," and, Nickelback,\nno, you won\'t. Really got a way with melody,\nthose Nickels. Congratulations, Link, you\'re gonna make me\nlisten to Nickelback while you get to play\nwith cute dogs in "Good Mythical More." ♪ And light \'em\nup, up, up ♪ ♪ Light \'em\nup, up, up ♪ ♪ I\'m on fire! Click through, because\nwe did the impossible. We taught some old dogs\nnew tricks in the next segment. Check out the latest episode\n of our podcast "Ear Biscuits" to hear all about\n our Tour of Mythicality\n and more juicy goodness. Juicy goodness.', metadata={'source': 'puqaWrEC7tY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhZ56rcWwRQ | [Document(page_content="close your eyes see with mine you are a top student but look at you now you can't keep using your father's disappearance as an excuse to act out is that his work well what's it about their dad he wanted to touch the Stars imagine that the aunt here wants to get to her other hand as quickest option is to walk across the street but it turns out a straight line is not the shortest distance between two points not if you use a fifth dimension it's outside of the rules we know of time and space aunt arrives my hand instantaneous so you fall the space more likely wrinkle it [Music] we heard a cry out in the universe we believe he is and we're here to help you find them we are in search of warriors warriors who serve the good and the light of the universe you're kidding do I look like I'm kidding a little I'm not I'm not your father's trapped by an evil energy it's too strong for our light and the only one who can stop it is you be a warrior my glove is always there even if you can't see [Music] trust me I trust you [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'UhZ56rcWwRQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k6RD9zVvpE | [Document(page_content='Alright, let\'s try it. There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a coffee- He\'s depressed, he wouldn\'t drink coffee. There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a beer- Sound, drown, clown So he got himself a beer and he saw a weird clown- Nah, that\'s weird. So he got himself a coffee, and then he started to drown. So he got himself a beer and he made a weird sound. So he got himself a beer and then he was wearing a gown. So he got himself a beer then he had a nervous breakdown Oh! I got it ;) Was a lonely guy who was feeling kinda down so he got himself a beer and he sat there with a frown His girfriend just broke up with him that day so things were not okay... So he got himself an uber- Alright Robert\'s broke. So he got himself a lift without any hesitation Driver said "Where are you going?" I don\'t have a destination. He said "That\'s pretty weird why would you order a car if you don\'t know where you\'re gonna go?" Are you stupid or something? What the f*** is wrong with you? That\'s way too aggressive. Driver said, "Where are you going?" I don\'t have a destination He said "I know a nice bar that has great booze" I don\'t know what rhymes with booze. What rhymes with booze... He said "I know a nice bar that has great booze "I\'m a big fan of Tom Cruise!" So he got himself a lift without any hesitation Driver said "Where are you going?" I don\'t have a destination He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze." Well I have nothing to lose. So he got out of the car and made his way inside the bar, the driver out the window yelled "Please give me 5 stars!" He then sat down to get a drink from the bartender by the sink. That\'s when he saw the very thing that changed his whole reality! And Oh! It was the prettiest face in the world. She was unlike any other girl! She smiled at him, her teeth as white as pearls! Oh yeah! Like any other girl! So he got up from his seat, cause his heart had skipped a beat. It was time to change his day. He knew just the thing to say. He said, "Hey." She said, "Hey." He said, "Hey" He said, "Sorry to interrupt." Robert walked back to his seat, as he accepted his defeat. Then he finished up his beer, as he lost all of his cheer . Then he felt a hand upon his shoulder. As the air grew even colder, she said before he drank another "Sorry about what happened with my brother." "I thought that was your man." It\'s just my brother, Dan. Hey Dan. Hey man. So he got right up off of his chair and ran his fingers through her hair and- (Ding! A notification!) Mary: I think we should break up. There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a beer and he sat there with a frown. His girlfriend just broke up with him that day, but things will be okay. Hello, make sure you click here to watch full episodes of Best Cover Ever. Which I\'m also in and make sure to subscribe to Best Cover Ever\'s channel only on Youtube (MWUAH)', metadata={'source': '3k6RD9zVvpE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-El8z4uy5Ac | [Document(page_content="- Which is why I will argue that garlic fries are far superior to the over hyped and frankly disgusting truffle fry and people who prefer truffle fries... - Let's keep this civil. - Are demon people, with butt brains. - You, you go to hell. Truffle fries are amazing. You go straight to hell. - Well, if they're not\nserving truffle fries there, I'd be happy to go to hell Soren. - Yeah, but like, which one? - Truffle fries. Keep up, Katie. - No, which hell. You, Soren, should keep up, Now, which portrayal of\nhell would you send Micheal, your dearest friend, to go to? - The... I mean. One of the good ones obviously, I don't want to send\nMichael to a bad hell. - Aww, thanks buddy. - Anytime buddy. - So, I guess we're talking about hell? (phone rings) - You know what hell\nalways seemed kind of fun? - I Bet he's gonna tell us. - I am. Hercules. It's just like a cool pool\nparty for dead people. Except the pool is way\ncooler than a normal pool 'cause it's all swirly. - Yeah, but all of the\nspirits never seemed like they were having a good time. They were just moaning\nand forlorn and dizzy and probably having a lot\nof motion sickness and, oh yeah, also, they were in hell. - Yeah, see, they were just dumb. What you gotta do is\npick a spot on the wall and every time you swirl around, you just check in with the spot. That way, you never get dizzy. - Yeah, but all the spirits\nare trying to leave the swirl. They're always grabbing onto Hades whenever he boats over them. - Yeah, if people are trying to get out of the spirit swirl pool, it probably isn't that nice in there. It's full of spirit pee or something. - I wouldn't mind. - Besides, does that even count as a real hell or is it an afterlife? Is there a heaven in that movie? - Only for the gods. Classism. - No, Michael, the hell\neveryone would want is the Bedazzled hell. - That Brendan Fraser movie\nwhere he sells his soul to Elizabeth Hurley because\nhe's sad and he wants some strange woman he's never\nmet to fall in love with him? - Uh huh, That's the one. In Bedazzled, the hell is\nbasically just this giant party where it's all beautiful\npeople dancing forever and they feed you your\ngrandmothers cookies. - These are the cookies that\nmy grandmother used to bake. - I aim to please handsome. - All you gotta do is\ndance and eat cookies and generally be the life of the party, which is basically what\nall of my weekday evenings consist of anyway. Also most of my Sunday brunches. And most of my... - That is horrifying. You have to spend all\nof your time at a party, dancing and conversing? Everyone's more attractive than you. And they might know you,\nbut you don't know them. What do you even talk about? Being damned souls together? Eating your grandmothers\ncookies together forever, all the time? They don't wanna talk about that. They don't know my grandma. They don't even wanna\nget to know my grandma. - Yeah and they're not\neven really enjoying it. You see it when he goes\nback for the second time. They are definitely being\ntortured by over-partying. - So, that doesn't mean I\nwould get sick of the party. I would just go on liking it, for eternity. I love parties. I'm great at them. - But what about when\nElizabeth Hurley turns into a giant classic devil and then a giant Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini? - Scary and sexy at the same time. - But my point is, when that happens, it takes place in a giant\ncavern filled with flames. So that part of hell also exists. I mean maybe there are multiple\nhell options in Bedazzled, but they're all terrible. - No, there were no people there. I feel like that was more of\njust an intimidation tactic to scare him into signing\naway his soul away. But even if that is the\ncase, then I would just think about how much I hate\nparties right before I die and then, boom, I end\nup in the party hell. - You really think you\ncould trick the devil? - Yes, that is the premise", metadata={'source': '-El8z4uy5Ac'}), Document(page_content='up in the party hell. - You really think you\ncould trick the devil? - Yes, that is the premise\nof pretty much every movie where the devil appears. The devil is (laughs) super gullible. - What about the hell from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut? It\'s a normal hell, but, all of the flying bone dragons fart and then people like break into song, and there\'s like couches and houses and it\'s pretty much your\nnormal life except for like the fire and brimstone everywhere. - And, Satan isn\'t just\nlike "blah, I\'m the devil"! - (laughs) What devil is\nlike "blah, I\'m the devil"? - He\'s complex. He\'s not afraid to show his flaws. You could get to know a devil like that. You could have a beer with him. - Yeah, I don\'t know, you\'d\nhave to constantly be dealing with his on the rocks relationship with Saddam Hussein. I get the hell torture and everything. I\'m fine with that, but being that close to a toxic\nrelationship for eternity. I don\'t know. - Plus, they clearly still\nhave the rings-of-hell, fires of hell standard torture going on. No, no, no, no, no. You know what I could go for? Real nice Beetlejuice. Hm? - An office where there\'s\npaper all over the floor and a bunch of gruesomely\ndead people everywhere? - My God, Dan\'s right. That is horrifying. Just use a filing cabinet. I mean, there\'s one right there or maybe just alphabetize all of the... No, you know what, you gotta color code the binders and then alphabetize,\nno, I can\'t, I can\'t. It\'s too messy, it\'s too messy - I meant the doorway of lost souls. You see it briefly. It\'s all swirly inside. It\'s like, well not like a pool, it\'s more like a slow tornado. - You really like swirly hell. - Oh hell yes! Think about it. To swirl for eternity. Then I\'d be happy. - Well, I\'ve got swirling hell beat. Right, how about the hell\nfrom All Dogs Go To Heaven? It\'s like a regular normal hell with all the molten-lava and stuff but all of the demons and bone dragons are dog themed.\n- Dog themed. Oh c\'mon, you telling me\nyou wouldn\'t want to be surrounded by cute little demon dogs and lava monster puppies forever? - No, because they\'re not nice dogs. They\'re not good boys. They pinch you while you sink into lava. - Plus, I guess if it was dog hell, everything would be made for dogs. There would only be dog\nfood, dog-sized beds, dog stuff, dog shit. - Plus, if you want a themed\nhell, you might as well go with Robot Hell from Futurama. It\'s just filled with a\nbunch of goofy robots. You could knock out the robot devil or beat him in a fiddle off. - Yeah, but still again that\nhell\'s not designed for you. You just have to stand around with a bunch of boring robot stuff to do. Robot shit, robot food, beds, houses. Plus, even if you did\nknock out the robot devil, you\'d still be in robot hell. - I know, I got it, the\nbest movie hell ever, Bill and Ted\'s Bogus Journey. - Excellent. (guitar riffs) - We didn\'t plan that. - Okay, but that\'s like a\npersonalized hell right? Isn\'t that the worst kind of hell? One that caters to your fears\nand your personal dislikes. - Yeah, but hell is just about reliving embarrassing or annoying\nmoments from your childhood. Which in their case was\nkissing their grandma and being scared by the Easter bunny. - And when you\'re not reliving\nyour childhood memories, they\'re just chilling on a floating rock. - Exactly! You\'re either floating on a (beep) rock or you\'re reliving some annoying\nchildhood embarrassment. Easy! I relive embarrassing moments\nin my mind all the time. - I could relive the time I farted at that monastery for eternity. - And if you wanna get out of hell, all you gotta do is beat the Grim Reaper at a game of Battleship. You could come and go\nin hell as you please. - Best hell ever! (guitar riffs) - Here are the truffle fries you ordered. - Ooh, thank you, but I\nactually ordered garlic fries. - We only serve truffle fries, forever. (laughing) - No! (laughing) (dramatic music)', metadata={'source': '-El8z4uy5Ac'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Es7-c9GAk | [Document(page_content="[Music] Selena Gomez returned to the American Music Awards stage on Sunday with a new blonde Jew and her only televised performance of the year [Music] Selena performed her new hit wolves alongside marshmallow and ended her set by mouthing a short message to her supporters and fans [Music] twenty-five-year-old showed up to the show in this stunning number and move one trusses and nope not a wig that Selena's a real hair [Music]", metadata={'source': 'w2Es7-c9GAk'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-PVT_rclnM | [Document(page_content="(upbeat pop music) Thanks again for inviting\nme to Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah, of course, nobody should be alone on Thanksgiving. I'll introduce you to everybody, this is Uncle Dante, his wife Aunt Tiffany--\nHey. Grandma and Grand-dad. Great meeting all of you guys. You have a lovely home, Ralph's told me, What are you doing? There's going to be a lot of landmines in these conversations and\nI'm gonna diffuse 'em. So, where's my favorite grand-daughter? She's at her boyfriends\nthis Thanksgiving mom. No child of mine would\never get away with that. I know you're not saying\nthat we are bad parents, is that what your mama trying to say? You trying to say that we're bad parents? You see how your son turned out? How was Sunday mass grandma? Mass was wonderful. (beeping) Did anybody hear that beep? We should all go as a family next week. Oh, we prefer not to\nsupport an organization that covers sexual abuse. (dramatic music) (beeping) How about some football? Would you know, I still\nhave all the newspaper clippings of Dante when\nhe played in high school. Isn't that sweet? (beeping) There's that beep again. (beeping) I think I heard it that time. Why's that boy kneeling\nduring the national anthem? He's protesting. - [Grandma] I don't care what\nthe reason is, he should not be protesting his\ncountries national anthem. He's not protesting the national anthem, he is protesting inequality. What is this? - [Grandma] You do not desecrate the flag and the national anthem, that's just a total lack of respect. Oh no. (dramatic music) No, no. This is why we need to\nAmerica great again. Trump! Everybody loves Oprah! Oh now see Oprah, didn't\nyou hear that Oprah was gonna run for president? Well she certainly has my vote. See, that's what I'm talking\nabout now you talking. Listen, Oprah can't do no\nwrong, she's on the go, everybody loves Oprah. (beeping) (dramatic music) Everybody get back 75 meters! (beeping) Ralph leave him, he's a goner! I have the suit, save yourself! (beeping) (dramatic music) There's too many locks,\nthere's too many locks, do you understand, I tried. It's your grandmother. No, no, no, no. I never loved her. (explosion) (light orchestral music) You guys need help with the dishes? (light orchestral music) Hi, I'm Ralph Vio from College Humor, click here to subscribe,\nclick here for more fun stuff. And click here to leave\na detailed message. Uh-huh. What, you what? You didn't. I'd a did the same thing.", metadata={'source': 'B-PVT_rclnM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LuHS7ZeSjE | [Document(page_content="Well dinner's ready, pull up a seat :) Um, mom, I don't think we're going to be able to fit at that table.. Nonsense! There's more than enough room. We're gonna sit down, and eat like a family. Right. Come together. Make room! Mom, there is no room. You know what, we're gonna eat like a family! Eat like a family! Ow, this hurts! FAMILY! I can't feel my arm.. FAMILY!!! Oh, it's perfect. Okay, eat up! Aww, this turkey looks amazing mom! *bites* AHHHHHH! M-my frickin' leg! Every family gathering ever! All right, everyone! I think, we can all agree to not talk about politics tonight! Okay? I'm sick of every family dinner just getting into this heated debate. So, Sam would you mind passing the water please? Would you like me to pass it to the right or to the left? I'm assuming to the left 'cause You're cool with this kind of handouts Oh, don't even start Sarah! You were on unemployment for like the last year! Ok, calm down Greg, you frickin' snowflake! PASS THE DAMN WATER! The ice is melting!.. Oh, and I'm assuming you're just gonna blame that on climate change! Come on!! *tons of blabber* Who's touching my foot under the table?! So like, he'll just hit me up all the time and it's just so obvious how thirsty he is. So like, I need to tell him that he's more fam than bae. Okay, sorry, uh, Sarah, honey, yeah, can I get a translation? Oh, of course! Go ahead. So they'll just hit me up all the time. Not physically hit just text. Just so obvious how thirsty he is. No dehydration, just horny. So, like, I don't wanna tell him he's more fam than bae. Brother, not boyfriend. Also, I am so weak for Justin. Attracted to. I feel like I should wait about a week before sliding in. Messaging him. Because if Bryan found out, he would just think I was savage af. Mean. Oh, which is so frustrating, because, that means I have to wait about a month before we could hook up. Nothing to do with fishing. Oh.. Mom, just this- No, I understand. We called it swirling the milkshake, back in my day. Psst! When do you think grandma's gonna die? So we thought the reason why he locked himself in his bedroom the whole weekend, was because he was nervous about his backne (acne on your back). But, it turns out he just didn't know what to do with his crusty bedsheets! I tell you one, that puberty really is something. God, stop! It's like you guys calculate exactly what to say to embarrass me. Whaaaaat? (mockingly) Nooooo. Ok, So after I bring up the fact that he might have a little girlfriend, You bring up that you found him not ironically watching the American Girl Doll show. Oh, that's great! So when he chimes in to tell us to shut up, You tell him that he has food stuck in his teeth! I love that! And.. Break! The best part of Thanksgiving is when it's over. It's crazy how mom manages to turn everything she makes bone dry. Tell me about it. *coughs* Damn you Tryptophan! *snores* *music* Sarah, phones down. Sorry! *music continues* Steven, Jen, Greg, phones down! Phillip, Phillip, oh! Dude, what the hell? What are you doing?! I'm just laughing at my d#ck! It is pretty funny! *both chuckle* Jesus, Marie, get off the phone! And that's why I can't have cats in my apartment. *oh's* You know that reminds me of this one time in 1986.. *thinking* Great this story again, *also thinking* He literally tells this every year! *also thinking* He has to know he's told this before, right? I mean, doesn't he have any other stories? *ALSO thinking* Yeah, it's like this is the only thing ever on his mind. *also thinking* Like, think of something else, we've heard this already! *last person thinking* Yeah, you old stupid turd! Anyway I ended up in- Please, just let me have this. It's the only memory that brings me any semblance of joy! And that is how I caused the infamous space shuttle disaster. *awkward laughs* Good times. Every Family Gathering Ever Thank you so much for watching. If you enjoyed the video, click like and subscribe", metadata={'source': '6LuHS7ZeSjE'}), Document(page_content='Gathering Ever Thank you so much for watching. If you enjoyed the video, click like and subscribe and also comment down below what your favorite part was. If you want to watch more videos, Click the box on the left to watch Every Thanksgiving Ever and click the box on the right to watch Every Family Vacation Ever. bye!~', metadata={'source': '6LuHS7ZeSjE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8hccXRk3MI | [Document(page_content='Welcome back to the show. Now, Thanksgiving is\nright around the corner and what happens\nat Thanksgiving? Your Aunt Debbie\nrants about foreigners then passes out face first\ninto the jello mold? Right, but also another\nthing that happens is that you eat\na whole mess of turkey, and we here at\n"Good Mythical Morning" are men of the people\nso we know there is a small\nbut important section of society who get\noverlooked Thanksgiving after Thanksgiving:\nthe ovenless. Hmm, not everyone has\na big, fancy oven but they still deserve\nto enjoy the curkey tooking-- - curkey tooking.\n- Yeah. You can cook a turkey,\nor turk a cookey. Turkey cooking experience\nwith the lucky ovened folk and that\'s why\nwe\'re doing a series on other non-oven\nways to cook a turkey. Won\'t you please enjoy\nour first installment? Well, we\'ve got a car. And we\'ve got mythical chef\nTess, who has a turkey. Yeah, you do. Yeah, I do. So how do you cook\na turkey in a car? We\'re gonna put this\non the exhaust manifold. What\'s that? It\'s on the side\nof the engine and all the air from\nthe engine goes out there. Rhett: Can we\nopen this sucker up? This is pretty big,\nthough, so I think I\'m gonna probably have\nto take the bones out of it. - You\'re gonna de-bone it.\n- Yeah. Please tell me\nyou\'ve already done that. You\'re in luck. This is like a log,\na turkey log. Yep, so we\'re just gonna\nput this right over here. Link: How hot\ndoes this thing get? The exhaust manifold,\n254 degrees. How long are we\ngonna cook this turkey? - Three hours for it to cook.\n- Link: Ooh! Three hour road trip. I don\'t think\nthat\'s a good idea. We hit one small speed bump\nand the turkey\'s on the ground. - Hmm.\n- I think we gotta do\n a parking lot road trip. Parking lot road trip! - Link: Oh yeah!\n- Whoo hoo, all right! Whoo! Wish I could feel\nthe breeze in my hair. Jordan, bring the fan! Oh, yeah. That\'s pretty nice. I have a doctor\'s\nappointment at 4:00. For what? It\'s a personal thing,\nit\'s a doctor\'s appointment. You can\'t ask me that.\nI have to go. Is it above the belt\nor below the belt? It\'s-- yes,\nit\'s on my privates, okay? You want me to\ntake a look at it? No. Thank you, Jordan. Thanks, man. I wonder if it itches. How about I Spy?\nLink, you go first. I spy with my little eye something reddish brown. Is it one of those bricks? Yep. - Do another one.\n- I spy with my little eye something rectangular. Is it one\nof those bricks? Yep, but it\'s\na different one. Tess: You guys\nare killing me. Let\'s play\nthe license plate game. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. California. - Rhett: California.\n- Tess: California. - California. California.\n- Oh, California. Everybody who works here\ndrives in California. You know what?\nI gotta pee.\nCan you pull over? I told you\nto go before we left. - Just avert your eyes.\n- Tess: Oh, my God. ( urinating ) Link: Why is it\nso cloudy? - ( engine idling )\n- How long has it been? It\'s only been\nseven minutes. Can we just do a clock\nwipe to three hours? I\'m good with it. - Link: Open her up. \n- Tess: Moment of truth, guys. Okay. - Rhett: Careful.\n- Ooh! Oh my God,\nthis is so hot. - Rhett: Closing the hood.\n- Tess: Yep, mm-hmm. Throw that on there. You gonna just\nslice it like that? - Through the foil?\n- Tess: Mm-hmm. - Oh, look at the juice.\n- Oh, wow. The juice is loose. - That\'s a juicy turkey.\n- Oh, look at it. Oh wow, look, you guys! Look at that! - Hoo!\n- Rhett: That is remarkable. That is some\ngood looking stuff. See, here we go,\nyep, that\'s cooked. This is safe? I don\'t know if any of\nthis is technically safe but we\'re having good time\nand I am hungry. - Dink it.\n- Turkey toast. - Dink it.\n- And sink it. That is the best turkey\nthat I\'ve ever had that was cooked\non the engine of a car. - Mm, and it doesn\'t\n taste like car at all.\n- No. Click on through\nto learn unbelievable, definitely-not-made-up-\nat-all facts about food. Rhett: We throw back\n our thanks to our favorite fans on\nthe new "Ear Biscuits" podcast, out today wherever you listen', metadata={'source': 'R8hccXRk3MI'}), Document(page_content='our thanks to our favorite fans on\nthe new "Ear Biscuits" podcast, out today wherever you listen\n to those dang podcasts.', metadata={'source': 'R8hccXRk3MI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx-M8sxcOp8 | [Document(page_content="this should be an exciting one from texas two-yard line switzer not past the 20 gets to midfield still going and finally the kicker is able to knock him down at the 35-yard line it was jake elliot who saves the day and that's the way it starts for the dallas cowboys a 61-yard return remember how center fielders would run up from the back of the end zone ryan switcher caught that ball on the move coming forward saw a huge hole over there on the right side exactly the way the cowboys needed to start that game and just the way you want to do it if you're a kick returner moving forward they start this fourth game in a row for dallas it's a 48-yard attempt and the well-traveled nugent is able to bang it through philly now goes five wide on the first down open juggling and does he make the catch he does barner kenyon barner the officials now looking at each other a little bit of a juggle but he's able to stay in bounds here a first and goal one foot down 22-yard gain back to the ground they go working his way through the middle is barner and he's in for the touchdown so garner has the big reception now goes through the celebration second down to 10 from the 26 yard line again morris for the convoy that time breaking tackles and after the 49-yard line behind frederick and martin and chris if you're gonna go behind two guys on your line those are the two right now those edges to help the tag and he has a first down to that so that's the gamesmanship going on right now that's rodney macleod who intercepts the deflected pass and sets philadelphia up deep in dallas territory and then the ball is tipped flies up in the air and there's mcleod and we see this a lot with the philadelphia eagles pressure leads to contact downfield from the 25 yard line look out prescott spins away but not really all the way away as derek barnett comes in adam looked like he was going to get out rookie out of tennessee was their number one draft choice by the first down marker well back four guys on the line everybody else way way back keep that field in the traffic intercepted by darby and that's the second pick of prescott tonight this now you just don't do this you see the defense waiting way back there and let's go ahead and give a little recognition now ronald darby coming back they expected him to be their number one corner made the big play in the end zone and comes up with a big interception right here and the philadelphia eagles have another one waiting in the wing as far as cornerbacks are concerned two timeouts and he's able to bang that one through put a fullback in the game as well and run a play fake and come back the other way and finding the open man is brent selleck and cilic to the 38-yard line on third and one anthony brown put the heat on it ends now second and two from the 11-yard line through the middle with a gaping hole into the end zone goes corey clement for the touchdown so they make a first down on a third and one get the long play down the left sideline and go all the way in look at this formation and he throws in that direction and trying to get into the end zone and he can is clement so clement had that big game two weeks ago in stenber just to show what he can do tonight let me go and i help serve those meals on monday and everything was great i thought he was able to give back a little bit now you got that was a pretty good kick by the way to the 29 yard line switzer so j hill eight points philly retakes the lead 59. his first offensive play of the half mars swings on the outside and is able to turn it back up the field and pick up a first down behind a zach martin block starting salary 26 000 a year second and six through the middle big big hole ajayi he's out in front can they get him from behind and they do at the 15-yard line byron jones saves the touchdown this pops surprised him maybe a little bit by tai not really known as his for his nimbleness and just takes off and", metadata={'source': 'wx-M8sxcOp8'}), Document(page_content="him maybe a little bit by tai not really known as his for his nimbleness and just takes off and byron jones saves the day but jay ajayi pick third and five hurts in the pocket coming away throws on the run flag is thrown and that's torrey smith who had crossed the goal line so the signal is a touchdown point conversion attempt here to try to make it a 14-point lead gwentz under pressure gets away throws and another flag the conversion for the moment to jeffrey is good and we'll see about this call tonight 48 yard line the ground again busting through is legarrette blunt to the 21-yard line he goes and how's that for a one-two combination sled irving come through come over kick him out but they really haven't even had to tonight he has basically just fallen down he has so much of a forward body in these situations legarrette blount in the backfield wins trying to convert on fourth down and what a catch by jeffrey all sean jeffrey into the end zone on fourth down oh my goodness [Applause] wow he catches the ball and falls very close bobbled it for one second pulls it back in when does the knee hit right there probably sure the goal line but what a play these guys are magicians catching the ball anymore and so effectively and everything's been working here in the second half oh yeah and look out prescott was the arm coming forward they say the play is still alive and this is braden who's going to run it in for the touchdown at least for the moment chris long created the fumble and that is the ruling on the field right now as they enveloped prescott ruled a fumble and a touchdown creates this here he is look at derrick barton that stretch and get that bicep and the ball comes out and goes backwards so this bevy of pass rushers continues to hunt and byron bell the one beating on that play so the left tackle position without tyron smith mr rudy hill would love an opportunity to score a point instead they get two more as trey burton crosses the goal line throw it great play addiction and they're only half of that right now more than prescott escapes throws picked off in the end zone and that's jenkins and he thinks better than to come back out so that's the first time and his career flag is thrown at the end of the play you", metadata={'source': 'wx-M8sxcOp8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luZEZgZNFAg | [Document(page_content="[Music] hi guys today I'm making mashed potatoes which is actually my favorite Thanksgiving side dish I'm gonna show you my super straightforward creamy mashed potatoes we're gonna be using Yukon potatoes you can use russets but I like Yukons they're low starch but I like the flavor better we're gonna cover them up with cold water so the reason why we're usually we're setting them off with cold water bringing up to a boil because you want the potatoes to cook evenly rather than adding them to boiling water we're gonna throw in good amount of salt you want the water canner to taste like the ocean I'm just gonna use all of this over here it'll absorb no need to stir we have 1 1/2 cups whole milk and we have half a cup heavy cream you can use just 2 cups whole milk but I like the extra bit of fat that you get from the heavy cream you're also gonna use 2 sticks of unsalted butter right I'm using 3 sprigs of rosemary you can use kind of any hearty herb like sage or bay leaf or even time and then I'm using a head of garlic we're just gonna slice that in half crosswise we just want to expose the cloves and we're gonna combine all of these in a saucepan we're gonna bring this to a simmer you don't want this to boil you just want it to be warm through to gently extract I'm gonna do medium medium-high heat it should probably take like about five minutes to bring to this simmer you're gonna see some bubbles but you don't want a rapid boil so we're gonna check our potatoes I'm gonna poke in the center and there should really be no resistance I give it a little bit of a quick rinse not to kind of to cool them down but more to just to get rid of any excess starch now these back in Japan the residual heat from the Potter will kind of drive the potatoes up which is actually a good thing because you don't want super wet potatoes or any excess liquid to be in your mashed potatoes we're in turn off the heat some of the rosemary leaves might have separated so just easier to kind of stray them it also removes any kind of skin that may have formed from the surface so first off I leave them whole skin on the real essential tool you need is a rice just because like I want super creamy smooth mashed potatoes and this does a pretty damn good job of preventing any of the skin from falling okay we have four pounds of potatoes and then I'm going to add two sticks unsalted butter at room temperature you want another room temperature just so it really easily melts I'm gonna add a ton of salt usually I'll add about four teaspoons so you're just gonna mix and see how this butters already immediately melting now we're gonna add our warm liquid so I'm doing about half a cup and you don't want to overwork it you just kind of want to be super gentle this has two cups liquid and it might seem like a lot but it'll absorb all that liquid forgotten six they have two sticks of butter if I'm gonna do it and if I'm gonna eat it I want it to be all the way I want butter I want a whole milk a touch of cream some aromatics like I mentioned a good amount of stone and now we have about half a cup left we'll add that these are pretty damn creamy we had a good stopping point when you can make like really nice ribbons with your potato you could make this a day ahead I think the easiest way is to reheat them over medium heat you could loosen them up with a little bit of warm milk and take it back of the spoon and just kind of make a little swoosh these are my favorite side dish of Thanksgiving they are ultra creamy mashed potatoes and I will be making them this year and I hope you guys do too", metadata={'source': 'luZEZgZNFAg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOgle88sKro | [Document(page_content='This is the town of Staufen, near\nthe Black Forest in south-west Germany. And as you walk around,\nit looks like a normal German town with one strange addition. Up on some buildings,\nthere is a big fake piece of sticky tape with a slogan that translates as\n"Staufen must not fall apart". Unfortunately, it\'s a bit late for that. The government here tried to\nbore for geothermic energy and they bored, in total, seven boreholes\nright behind the town hall. Underneath of Staufen is\na big layer of anhydrite and underneath that is a layer of groundwater\nin a confined aquifer. The pressurised groundwater\nwent into the layer of anhydrite and formed gypsum\nwhich expands by about 50%. Unfortunately, that means that the ground \nis expanding, bulging up, and forming cracks in almost every\nsingle house that\'s standing here. It took two weeks for the\nfirst cracks to appear. In the decades since\nthe drilling operation the town hall has risen\nmore than half a metre and moved sideways by\nabout the same amount. And that might not sound like\nmuch, and yes, if everything had shifted evenly it might\nnot even be a problem. The trouble is that different\nparts of each building have shifted by slightly\ndifferent amounts. Modern buildings couldn\'t cope with that, and that town hall was built in 1546. The result is cracking. There\'s water from this confined aquifer\nthat\'s pushing up the boreholes. And what they are trying\nto do is get the water out, get the pressure down\nfrom the confined aquifer so that it doesn\'t even want\nto go up those holes anymore. So they are pumping at a speed\nof around a litre per second. The swelling started with\nabout a centimetre per month, now it\'s down to about\na millimetre per month. But it\'s still swelling, and even a millimetre \nis still way too much for every house. Theoretically, they can stop it, but you cannot just\nplug it like a bathtub. It\'s not a single plane. It\'s more three dimensional, so in reality you would need a big, big plug\nand you don\'t even know where it exactly is. The drilling company settled out of court\nfor more than €1m, but the cost of the damage here\nis estimated at more than 50 times that. And there are eight other German towns\nwith similar problems. Geothermal drilling was popular\nand not massively regulated. And while the industry and the country\nhave learned from those mistakes, for this town that knowledge comes\na little too late. Thank you very much to\nConstantijn Crijnen, he suggested this video\nin the first place. He also has his own YouTube\nchannel where he\'s building a 3D printer from\nscratch, go check him out.', metadata={'source': 'zOgle88sKro'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkLzdHTv3G0 | [Document(page_content="*Door opening* *coughing* *whisper* Okay. *Dank Theme Song* All right, friends and family, before we dive into our most bountiful of meals, *sigh* Every year... I want us to go around the table, one by one, and say what we are thankful for. Oh, Bill, what a wonderful idea. Okay, I'll start. I am so thankful for my loving and beautiful wife, also known as Mom. *Fake Laugh* Oh, Bill, and I'm thankful for my two Smart, talented kids. *cooing voice* Best a mom could ask for. Ah, that's a good one, hon. All right, Charlie. It's your turn, buddy. *sigh* I am... I'm thankful I didn't get sucked into the void *Void Noises* All right. Uhhh... It's always good to recognize when you're more fortunate than others. Lizzy? Lizzy, sweetie, do you want to say what you are thankful for? I am... I am thankful for Rusty, who's the best dog in the world. He always sleeps in my bed. And he barks. And I give him treats, and umm-\n I umm... Rusty's being sucked into the void. *Rusty Whining* Um... I wanna change my answer. I'm thankful I didn't get sucked into the void. I'm changing too. I'm also thankful I didn't get sucked into the void. Jesus, Bill! Can't be thankful for me for an entire evening? Oh, I should just be thankful for you and not appreciate that I didn't get sucked into the void? [Mom] Well, I'm not changing my answer. [Dad] I do not care, Katherine! I do not care! *sigh* Every year... We used to have five kids, Kathryn! Five! *Dank Outro* *Door slam* Bill. Bill. Jury summons. Dad, you can't just throw all your problems into the void. I see what you're saying. Buuuuuuut. Nooooooooooooooooooooo- Oh hey, Rusty. *Rusty barking* [You're welcome and goodnight.]", metadata={'source': 'YkLzdHTv3G0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ_jNGKCIWs | [Document(page_content="All year long, researchers at hundreds\nof hospitals around the world collect samples from flu patients and send them to top virology experts\nwith one goal: to design the vaccine \nfor the next flu season. But why do we need a new one every year? Vaccines for diseases like mumps\nand rubella offer a lifetime of protection with two shots early in life. What's so special about the flu? Two factors make the flu a tough target. First, there are more than 100 subtypes\nof the influenza virus, and the ones in circulation \nchange from season to season. And second, the flu's genetic code\nallows it to mutate more quickly than many other viruses. The flu spreads by turning a host's own \ncells into viral production factories. When the virus is engulfed by a host cell,\nit expels its genetic material, which makes its way to the nucleus. There, cellular machinery that normally\ncopies the host's genes starts replicating viral genes instead, creating more and more copies\nof the virus. New viruses are repackaged \nand crammed into the cell until it bursts, sending freshly minted influenza viruses\nout to infect additional cells. Most viruses follow this script. The trick with the flu is that its genetic\nmaterial isn't DNA but a similar compound called RNA. And RNA viruses can mutate much faster. When cells synthesize DNA, a built-in proofreader recognizes \nand corrects mistakes, but the RNA synthesis mechanism\ndoesn't have this fail-safe. If errors creep in, they stick around\ncreating new variants of the virus. Why is this a problem? Because vaccines depend on recognition. The flu vaccine includes some of the same\nsubstances, called antigens, found on the surface of the virus itself. The body identifies those fragments\nas foreign and responds by producing compounds\ncalled antibodies, tailor-made to match the antigens. When a vaccinated person\nencounters the actual virus, the preprogrammed antibodies\nhelp the immune system identify the threat and mobilize quickly \nto prevent an infection. Those antigens are different \nfor every strain of influenza. If vaccination has prepared \nthe immune system for one strain, a different one may still \nbe able to sneak by. Even within the same strain of flu, those rapid genetic mutations\ncan change the surface compounds enough that the antibodies \nmay not recognize them. To make things even more complicated, sometimes two different strains combine\nto create an entirely new hybrid virus. All of this makes vaccinating for the flu like trying to hit a moving \ntransforming target. That's why scientists are constantly\ncollecting data about which strains are circulating and checking to see how much those\nstrains have mutated from previous years' versions. Twice annually, the World \nHealth Organization pulls together experts to analyze all that data, holding one meeting for each hemisphere. The scientists determine which strains\nto include in that season's vaccine, picking four for the quadrivalent vaccine\nin use today. In spite of the flu's evasive maneuvers, in recent years, the group's predictions\nhave been almost always correct. Even when flu strains mutate further,\nthe vaccine is often close enough that a vaccinated person who catches\nthe flu anyway will have a milder and shorter illness\nthan they would otherwise. Vaccination also helps protect\nother people in the community who may not be medically eligible \nfor the shot by preventing those around them\nfrom carrying the virus. This is called herd immunity. The flu shot can't give you the flu. It contains an inactivated virus\nthat isn't capable of making you sick. You might feel tired \nand achy after getting it, but that's not an infection. It's your normal immune response\nto the vaccine. Some parts of the world use, \ninstead of a shot, an inhaled vaccine that contains a weakened live virus. This is also safe for \nthe vast majority of people. Only those with impaired immune systems", metadata={'source': 'FZ_jNGKCIWs'}), Document(page_content="the vast majority of people. Only those with impaired immune systems\nwould be at risk, but they're typically \nnot given live vaccines. Meanwhile, scientists are working\nto develop a universal flu vaccine that would protect against any strain,\neven mutated ones. But until then, the hunt \nfor next year's vaccine is on.", metadata={'source': 'FZ_jNGKCIWs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UHknhNbAQ | [Document(page_content="We work in a world filled with devices that can monitor us, locate us, and tell us what to do. That raises the question — who watches you\nwork? And how does work change when you know someone’s\nwatching you do it? There’s one industry that’s asking that\nquestion more than ever: trucking. Self driving semi trucks. Programmed to follow routes from GPS systems\nwhile the driver rests. Over time, automation will dramatically change\nwork for the 3.5 million truck drivers in America. But until then, truckers are going to be monitored\nand managed by computers like never before. And if you want to know what happens when\npeople start to reject that kind of monitoring — here’s what that looks like. It’s like wearing an ankle bracelet where\nyou’re being tracked, every move you make. We are against this law because this is ruining\nour truckers’ lives. I want the government to get out of the way,\nand give you the opportunity to be a success. This is the Department of Transportation during\na week of trucker-organized demonstrations in October 2017. They’re here protesting these things called Electronic Logging Devices, or ELDs. What these are — They're protesting these things called — These are computers that go inside\na car, hook up to the car’s engine, and monitor location, driving status, how fast\na car is going, and basically report that information back to an employer. They also manage a driver’s workday based\non a strict schedule designed by the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration to limit\ndriver fatigue. Truckers can drive for a maximum of 11 hours\nper day — but they have to take a 30 minute break somewhere in between. They can work an additional 3 non-driving\nhours, but have to take a 10 hour break before they can start driving again. As of December 2017, these devices are mandatory\nin all trucks across the country. Oftentimes when we talk about automation in trucking\nand other workplace contexts, there's a big concern about a massive spike in unemployment. But oftentimes, the way this gets discussed\nis that it's like human-human-human-robot. And you see a big spike in unemployment. And what I think is more realistic is the\ncurve is more gradual, right? So you do see robots starting to get integrated\ninto the work, but not in a sudden way. That invites is kind of interesting question:\nwhat happens along the curve? And the answer is that you’re going to see\nmore integration between machines carrying out some part of the job and humans carrying\nout some part of the job. Truckers across the US have been preparing for the first big step on that curve: working\nalongside ELDs. This is the ELD, right here. Talking about the ELD mandate. Transitioning everyone into the ELDs now. But the one-size-fits-all schedule that this\ndevice imposes is not new. The strict breakdown of driving, non-driving,\nand sleeping time has been used in one form or another since 1938. The longer drivers go without a break, the\nhigher the rate of fatigue-related accidents. So the system was designed to limit a trucker’s\ndriving time to fit natural sleep patterns. So this is kind of the analog technology that\nthe digital one is supposed to replace. But circumventing those rules was quite common\nwith paper logbooks, since they could be changed by hand. Like if you sat down and looked at this for\nfive minutes you would figure out how to falsify it if you needed to right? It’s pretty imprecise. So ELDs aren’t necessarily creating any\nnew rules, but they’re making the existing ones a lot harder to break. For truckers paid by the mile, that translates\ninto an intense pressure to drive as much as they possibly can within the 11-hour time\nlimit. They can’t pause without actively losing\nmoney. Soon as you turn that key on in the truck,\nthey're watching you. If you’re tired, you can’t stop and take\na nap. If you hit a road construction, a snow storm,\nyour hours are ticking. Many of the truckers who protested in DC have", metadata={'source': 'G_UHknhNbAQ'}), Document(page_content='your hours are ticking. Many of the truckers who protested in DC have\nnear-perfect safety records after driving millions of miles over their careers — and\nthey’re doubtful that a device that tells them how to structure their days will make\nthem any safer. A 2014 report by the Federal Motor Carrier\nSafety Administration found that drivers who used ELDs had an 11.7 percent reduction in\ntotal crash rate and a 5.1 percent reduction in preventable crash rate. But since only a limited group of drivers\nwere using ELDs when the study was conducted, it’s hard to know how representative those\nsafety numbers are. A 2016 report by a committee of the National\nAcademies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine stated that there simply isn’t enough data\non fatigue-related crash rates more broadly— and argued that further research is needed\nbefore changing the law that sets drive time limits.. We’re not computers — we don’t have\nan off button. The thing this does do, is it forces you to\nget up and go if you’re tired, it forces you to get up and go if you don’t feel good. You do not have the choice with this machine\nto drive like we used to, and it’s not about running 24 hours a day, it’s about making\na common sense decision about how you feel, how the road conditions are, whether or not\nyou want to run through rush hour, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. One of the core complaints about ELDs is that\nthey don’t understand a trucker’s body or the context — a trucker could be totally\nalert and just 20 minutes away from home, but legally required to stop for 10 hours\nif they ran out of driving time. But ironically, there’s now a growing market\nof technologies designed to more accurately diagnose fatigue — and they are much more\nintrusive than ELDs. A company called SmartCap makes hats that\nmeasure brain waves and gives you a fatigue rating. Another called Seeing Machines uses computer\nvision to watch a driver’s eyelids. And in 2020 Mercedes plans to release a vest\nthat can detect a driver heart attack and stop the truck. Plenty of industries watch their employees\nquite closely — but trucking is unique because a truck is both a workplace and a home. Trucks are such personal spaces — because\nof the length of time drivers are in them, like some drivers drive with their families,\nthey drive with their dogs, they have a bed there, they eat their meals there. It is a different sort of workplace than a\nconvenience store that you go to and then you go home. Like it is your home for for a period of time. And so privacy invasions in that context I\nthink are felt in a more acute way than they might be in some other industries. It’s hard to see intrusive technologies\nslowing down in trucking. Services like Amazon Prime have made us accustomed\nto getting deliveries incredibly fast, and there’s increasing consumer demand for package\nlocation tracking. All of that requires truckers to work incredibly\nfast while being monitored very closely. Ain’t that funny? I can drive around all I want in this pickup. Soon as I get up in that rig, now I’m somebody’s\ndoggone prisoner in a box, I’m not a responsible individual. Didn’t matter that I served this country,\nwho gives a s**t. I ain’t nothin’. I’m just a trucker, that’s all I am. Just a trucker, just a d****ss trucker. It’s interesting because, of course, surveillance has been part of the workplace since the inception\nof work. But at the same time it’s a change that’s\noccurred in a very large scale form, because of the capabilities of the new technologies. There’s a scene from the 1936 movie “Modern\nTimes” where Charlie Chaplin’s character takes a bathroom break from his assembly line\njob. But it doesn’t take long for a video monitor\nto appear onscreen. Hey! Quit stalling, get back to work! Within the transportation industry, improvements\nin technology have turned parodies like this into reality. Oftentimes it is a source of tremendous stress,', metadata={'source': 'G_UHknhNbAQ'}), Document(page_content="and it's one of those stressors that doesn't just go away. People don't just get used to the fact that\nthey are being observed 24/7. We get really excited about technology holding\nthe promise for solving social and economic problems, and, it’s like, it almost universally\ndoesn't. Or it just moves the problem a little bit. And the reason for that is when you have a\nproblem with deeper roots than than technology, a technology ends up being like a bandaid. When you get out and meet actual truckers,\nthey don’t want to have to drive excessive hours or put anyone in danger on the road. But they do want people to understand that\nthey get their jobs done in different ways — and surveillance technology doesn’t\nalways account for that. We are actually fighting for the safety of\neveryone that’s on the highways, everybody that’s on the roads. We’re not fighting just to run outlaw style. Outlaw’s gone. We’re the American truckers, and we’re\nhere to provide everybody and keep everybody safe. I think the issue here is that there's a technical\nsolution being brought to bear on a problem that is not technical. The problem here is that drivers are overworked,\nand they're not paid for all their work. They’re severely underpaid. Trying to solve that with a technical solution\nfeels, to me, incomplete. So, it's like putting the onus for that problem\non the people who are most affected by it, who have the least power to change anything.", metadata={'source': 'G_UHknhNbAQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBy6XRHPODQ | [Document(page_content="I have got well we don't know he's gonna be the new driver but I've got a contender all right he is a successful man as you can see oh hang on well if he can drive a car like he plays a guitar you could be right no that's the guy from Dunkirk do you seriously not know who that is do you think that Dunkirk in this isn't that was Tom Hardy you it is Tom Hardy no it's not Tom Hardy racing driver see yes by going Australia's second best Gerry higher you know James Oh Mark James Daniel a you Daniel just pays no attention to me ignore them so everybody else knows who you are yeah and what we'd like you to do is a couple of laps of the track just getting a feel for how fast you can go round is all right so just a couple of cars yeah no gormless doesn't go Beck goodness you so many of us don't walk three two while I was a spirited departure that's the sort of thing you get from a racing driver that's mark Ricardo know it smart Weber you know what we're doing right now don't you standing over the finishing line yeah I was just having the same thought that was quick that was all I had surely enough what can you say that was tremendous yeah that is quick yeah pretty good yeah yeah we would quite like you now to go round in Mercedes all right really Yeah right everything so Mercedes another time three two one go late start Jeremy you've driven that yeah you said it was very quick he's very well and focus here who did you drive for these days what Porsche mm she's got here you come stand back everyone stand back Wow well I think the times will be pretty close close here were times don't know you why are you so slower than the Saudis no that was everything she had was it yeah that was all that was available yeah you've really pushed that car - its leather extracted everything promised to meet all the breakers thanks for coming really we'll be in touch that'd be great I mean I want to take it further give our regards to Australia yeah all of it Jesus Christ well done Jeremy", metadata={'source': 'iBy6XRHPODQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNya04dlC4I | [Document(page_content="[Music] [Music] [Applause] keep we have a surprise for you sorry to hijack this you've also won the American Music Awards for country song and country album [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] we want to dedicate this award to him to his memory to his talent to sense of humor to his joy and remember you guys all of you tonight whether you're a fan or an artist I want you guys to take a moment to appreciate what you've got and make Chester proud thank you guys [Music]", metadata={'source': 'vNya04dlC4I'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkPSbp3zTfo | [Document(page_content="♪♪♪\n♪ OOH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH THIS TIME OF YEAR I GET\nTHANKFUL BABE THANKFUL FOR YOU ♪\n♪ BUT NOW YOU'RE GONE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO\nYOU WERE SO INTELLIGENT YOU WERE SO STRONG ♪\n♪ WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR YOU SO DAMN LONG AND NOW I'M\nSEEING YOU MOVING ON AND I'M BEGGING YOU COME BACK HOME ♪\n♪ EVERY NIGHT I TURN THE TV ON AND CRY\nI CRY I CRY I TELL YOU WHY ♪\n♪ I FEEL LIKE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE\nNO NO NO NO NO NO SOME COME BACK FOR US ♪\n♪ SO WE KNOW WE ARE NOT ALONE.\nWE WANT YOU BACK SOMEHOW. ♪ I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE\nSO COME BACK FOR US SO COME BACK BARACK.\nWE DIDN'T KNOW JUST WHAT WE HAD ♪\n>> WE LIT 200 CANDLES FOR YOU. ♪ NOW THINGS ARE LOOKING BAD\nLIKE REALLY BAD LIKE WORLD WAR BAD, LIKE NUCLEAR BAD.\nCOUPLE BACK, BARACK. ♪ I SEE YOU HANG GLIDING\nLIVING YOUR LIFE DROPPING YOUR DAUGHTER OFF AT COLLEGE\nWITH YOUR WIFE ♪ ♪ AND YOU LOOK SO DAMN HAPPY\nAND YOU DESERVE IT YEAH BUT I'M A SELFISH MAN\nAND I KNOW THERE IS OTHER ♪ ♪ DEMOCRATS MORE THAN JUST\nA FEW BUT WHEN I THINK OF CHANGE THE CHANGE I WANT\nIS YOU ♪ ♪ I'M IN HELL DREAMING ABOUT\nYOU AND MICHELLE DREAMING BABY.\nCOME BACK BARACK. COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN.\nDON'T LEAVE US HERE ALONE ♪ IT'S DEFINITELY TOO COLD TO BE\nRAINED ON. ♪ PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE\nTHE WHITE HOUSE AIN'T A HOME JUST COME BACK FOR US ♪\nTRUCK AIN'T EVEN GOT A DOG, MAN. >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME BARACK,\nALMOST AS LONG AS SINCE GUY TALKED OVER A RECORD LIKE THIS.\nFOR REAL, WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE US?\nOH, CAUSE YOU HAD TO BECAUSE OF THE CONSTITUTION, BUT YOU CAN\nCOME BACK. RIGHT?\nOH, YOU CAN'T? BECAUSE THAT WOULD UNDERMINE THE\nVERY INSTITUTIONS THAT WE'RE BARELY HOLDING ON TO AS IT IS?\nI SEE. I GUESS WE STUCK WITH THIS DUDE\nFOR A WHILE THEN. MAYBE YOU CAN COME BACK AND MAKE\nA SPEECH? HOW MUCH WOULD THAT COST?\nFOR REAL? OH, NO, WE DEFINITELY CAN'T\nAFFORD THAT. OIM JUST-- I'M JUST GETTING RAI\nON FOR NOTHING. WELL, YOU ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT,\nHOMEY ♪ COME BACK FOR US\nWE NEED YOU ALL SO BAD SUPER BAD 2020'S LOOKING SAD\nMAYBE MICHELLE COULD RUN ♪ ♪ LIKE REALLY BAD\nLIKE SUPER BAD LIKE WHAT THEY HELL WE\nGOING TO DO BAD ♪ >> NO.\nLET'S NOT PUT MICHELE THROUGH THAT, BUT IF SHE WANTED TO.\n♪ COME BACK BARACK. I'D VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN ♪\n>> WHAT ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY? THAT DUDE WAS BATMAN.\nTHAT WOULD BE COOL. YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T THINK THE\nTHREE OF US HAVE THE FIRMEST GRASP ON GOVERNMENT.\nBUT, HEY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY.\n♪♪♪ COME BACK BARACK ♪♪♪\n.", metadata={'source': 'ZkPSbp3zTfo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euaGS3tPRBw | [Document(page_content='JON STEWART:\nAs I was saying... tonight is about unity. It\'s about putting\nour petty differences aside and rallying around\nan important cause. Not as left and right,\nnot as blue and red, but as one people,\njust now finding out, that Puerto Ricans\nare Americans. -Now--\n-(KLAXON BLARING) What the fuck? -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-What is that? -Howie, what\'re you doing?\n-(STAMMERING) (AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS) That was me, Jon. That. Was. Me. Look, I know we\'re friends,\nbut as a friend I gotta tell ya, you\'re really fuckin\'\nthis one up. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) You may think so, Stephen, but Howie gave me\nthe golden buzzer-- Oh, come on!\nThat was a mercy buzz! Look at him! This isn\'t 2015 anymore, Jon. You can\'t just toss off\ndivisive jokes like that Puerto Rico slam. That wasn\'t a slam,\nI wasn\'t slamming-- Not to mention your\ncallous treatment of dragons. I do not know\nwhat you\'re talking about. Real-- Oh, really? You hired a white male\nto play a dragon when there are so few roles\navailable for dragons today. You put-- you put a human. -You put a human in dragon-face.\n-What? You know,\ndragons aren\'t a thing. Oh! Oh, Jon, now you\'ve done it. Now you\'ve enraged the entire\nD&D-CGI community. That doesn\'t seem good. Or real. Oh, Twitter-verse! Here we go,\nJon, it\'s started already. Jon Stewart-- Cuckhunter25 says, "Jon Stewart Dragonhater\nyou should take the first train back to cuckland." I don\'t know where cuckland is,\nbut I\'m sure I\'ll-- It\'s where dragonhaters live,\nJon. Here we go. What? DaenerysStamfordBorn says,\n"A curse upon Jon Stewart\'s head for interrupting\nmy Ballers marathon." -It\'s a fine show, Jon.\n-It\'s a fine show. She\'s got me there,\nno problems. Oh, here we go. At RealMikeFox\nsays, "I\'m bored." That\'s not a real-- What the fuck? (CROWD CHEER, APPLAUD) -This is ridiculous.\n-Is it? STEWART: I just wanted--\nThis is all-- All I wanted to do was\nbring people together tonight. -I just wanted--\n-(KLAXON BLARING) (SHOUTING)\nWhat is that? (DESK BANGING) (AUDIENCE CHEERS) John,\nyou\'re doing a terrible job. You\'re very bad.\nThis is very bad. This is going very badly,\nand you are at the helm. Colbert, you are doing more or less\nwhat I\'d expect for, from a man who serves up\nhis nightly joke meatloaf to an audience full of\nunsuspecting tourists herded-- (LAUGHS) into... ...from Bubba Gump,\nTimes Square. That is where\nyour audience is from. -That is not fair.\n-It is fair. We also lure some\nof our audience from the M&Ms store. Well that\'s-- Let me tell you-- Let me save\nthis shit-show for you. Alright. -Let me tell you\nwhat this evening needs-- -What do we need?\nWhat do we need?\n-What it needs is... A 27-minute,\nexhaustively-researched, commercial-free,\nproperly enunciated truth-bath, so that is what you fuckers\nare going to get. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -Okay...\n-(STEWART & COLBERT MUTTERING) OLIVER: Tonight-- tonight,\nwe\'re gonna be talking about -prison recidivism rates\n-STEWART: Oh, my god! in the pre-depression\nsouthern mid-west, and we\'re gonna be\ntalking about it for a very, very long time. Here we go-- here we go, Harry Potter\nand the Half-hour lecture. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, I\'m sorry. Another judgement passed down\nfrom CBS\' old, old Sheldon. -All right, this is not...\n-Trollop! You-- you are a boor!\nA boor, sir. Doter, you doter. -Guys! No, stop!\n-OLIVER: Don\'t you talk to me-- That\'s not a word! I did not raise either of you\nto act this way. (AUDIENCE CHEER, APPLAUD) This is a charity!\nWe\'re doing a charity! (KLAXON BLARES) STEWART:\nWhat? What the hell was that? SAMANTHA BEE:\n Sorry I\'m late, folks, I was working on a good excuse\n for not being there in person. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)\n-That\'s currently TBD. Anyway, oh, look,\nJon Stewart put on a suit again! Oh, we\'re all supposed\nto bow down whenever he emerges\nfrom his burrow, like a Borscht Belt\nPunxsutawney Phil to mansplain the world to us! (CHUCKLES) And, oh! What a shocker,\nthey got another white male who thinks', metadata={'source': 'euaGS3tPRBw'}), Document(page_content='they got another white male who thinks\nall dragons have dicks to host an autism fundraiser. God forbid anyone does anything to break up\nthe charity boys club. This whole thing makes me\nwant to start a new charity called "Godwill." As in "God,\nwill you please make him stop?" Well, that\'s my time,\nhere\'s your moment of Zen. -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)\n-OLIVER: Wow. -Wow.\n-Wow. -Wow.\n-Wow. -Wow, though. Wow.\n-Let me just say... Mulligan,\nlet\'s do this thing again. I think that\'s a good idea,\nlet\'s go. -Start over.\n-None of this has happened. I\'m terribly sorry,\nI know you paid good money. I\'m just gonna help you... -get off of here.\n-OLIVER: Pull me. STEWART: I\'m just gonna...\nI\'m gonna go. OLIVER: Careful with your back. (CHUCKLES) That\'s good.\nOn there-- I-- I\'m so terribly sorry.\nLet\'s just... You never saw any of that.', metadata={'source': 'euaGS3tPRBw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_tYrnv_o6A | [Document(page_content='These are tiny molecular machines, and they are doing this inside your body - right now. To understand why, we have to zoom out. Every day, in an adult human body, 50 to 70 billion of your cells die. Either they\'re stressed, or damaged, or just old. But this is normal - in fact, it\'s called "programmed cell death". But, to make up for all these lost cells, right now, billions of your cells are dividing, essentially creating new cells. And that process of cell division, also called mitosis -- well, it requires an army of tiny molecular machines. So, let\'s take a closer look. DNA is a good place to start - the double helix molecule we always talk about. This is a scientifically accurate depiction of DNA, created by Drew Berry at the Walter and Eliza Hall Institute of Medical Research. If you unwind the two strands, you can see that each has a sugar-phosphate backbone connected to the sequence of nucleic acid base pairs, known by the letters A, T, G and C. Now, the strands run in opposite directions, which is important when you go to copy DNA. Copying DNA is one of the first steps in cell division. Here, the two strands of DNA are being unwound and separated by the tiny blue molecular machine called "helicase". Helicase literally spins as fast as a jet engine! The strand of DNA on the right has its complementary strand assembled continuously. But the other strand is more complicated, because it runs in the opposite direction. So it must be looped out with its complementary strand assembled in reverse, section by section. At the end of this process, you have two identical DNA molecules, each one a few centimeters long, but just a couple nanometers wide. So, to prevent the DNA from becoming a tangled mess, it is wrapped around proteins called "histones", forming a nucleosome. These nucleosomes are bundled together into a fiber known as chromatin, which is further looped and coiled to form a chromosome, one of the largest molecular structures in your body. You can actually see chromosomes under a microscope in dividing cells. Only then do they take on their characteristic shape. Otherwise, the DNA is more strewn inside the nucleus. The process of dividing a cell takes around an hour in mammals, so this footage is from a time-lapse. You can see how the chromosomes line up on the equator of the cell. Now, when everything is right, they are pulled apart into the two new daughter cells, each one containing an identical copy of DNA. Now, simple as this looks, the process is incredibly complicated and requires even more fascinating molecular machines to accomplish it. So, let\'s look at a single chromosome. One chromosome consists of two sausage shaped chromatids, containing the identical copies of DNA made earlier. Each chromatid is attached to microtubule fibers, which guide and help align them in the correct position. The microtubules are connected to the chromatid at the kinetochore, here colored red. The kinetochore consists of hundreds of different proteins working together to achieve multiple objectives. In fact, it\'s one of the most sophisticated molecular mechanisms inside your body. The kinetochore is central to the successful separation of the chromatids. It creates a dynamic connection between the chromosome and the microtubules. For a reason no one\'s yet been able to figure out, the microtubules are constantly being built at one end and deconstructed at the other. While the chromosome is still getting ready, the kinetochore sends out a chemical "stop" signal to the rest of the cell, shown here by the red molecules, basically saying, "this chromosome is not yet ready to divide." The kinetochore also mechanically senses tension. When the tension is just right, and the position and attachment are correct, all the proteins get ready, shown here by turning green. At this point, the stop signal broadcasting system is not switched off! Instead, it is literally carried away from the', metadata={'source': 'X_tYrnv_o6A'}), Document(page_content='stop signal broadcasting system is not switched off! Instead, it is literally carried away from the kinetochore, down the microtubules, by a dynein motor - that\'s the walking guy. This is really what it looks like: it has long "legs" so it can avoid obstacles and step over the kinesins, molecular motors that walk in the opposite direction. Personally, I\'m astounded by these tiny molecular machines, how they\'re able to routinely and faithfully execute their functions billions of times over inside your body at this exact instant. I\'m also amazed by the scientists who were able to work out how this happens in such detail that we could create realistic depictions of them, like you saw in the animations in this video. But, perhaps, the most amazing thing is just how much is left to be discovered, like, figuring out how exactly the chromatids are pulled to opposite ends of the cell. There is still so much that we don\'t quite know. You know, what I find exciting is, that in science fiction, for decades, we\'ve been writing about tiny nanobots that will be injected into our blood streams that can heal us. But, what this suggests, the existence of these tiny molecular machines inside us, it suggests that there isn\'t a physical limit that would prevent that. And so, I think it\'s pretty likely that, in future, we will be able to develop our own tiny molecular machines that will be able to repair our bodies better than they can repair themselves.', metadata={'source': 'X_tYrnv_o6A'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai_UWoM37dI | [Document(page_content="alright guys so today was a weird day oh my god you get so cute every single day what is good door squash so i'm about to go to the bank right now get a cashier's check for what you ask i'm gonna pick up my car today i'm so pumped fine get a car i won't be trapped in this house alone hopefully logan will be back soon i think we'll be back tomorrow anyways you don't know how lonely it gets in this big house and this tiny guy get lost man it lost for like five hours the other night freaking out she was freaking out with me oh my god anyways going to wells finally after three hours of negotiating for this car my man matt here has done the deal we did it together we did it together we signed it teamwork makes the dream work teamwork makes the dream work if you're looking for a car come down to center bmw ask from that thank you again man and can't wait to ride the stairs hey unfortunately i won't be able to bring the car home today dude the adult life sucks like some of it some of it sucks they're like adult adults that sucks yeah hopefully i'll be in my car in two days but uh yeah i'll be a car owner it is a new day the sun is shining bright that is why i'm behind this wall because if i stand in the sun ah it's so blinding so after being at the dealership yesterday for over six hours i did not think it would take that long i was talking to my parents and they're like yeah that's actually normal like to be at the dealership for a very long time like it takes a very long time and i'm like like that sucks being an adult sucks so i get my car in two days arya has surgery in two days so friday's a pretty big day anyways logan comes home today i am so excited but oh gotta go feed maverick forgot about that maverick ah how is he doing baby i need to feed you maverick i know logan's not here i am not your new owner okay i know i know you could eat me i know you can eat me all right grab his bowl from here gotta get these babies some more of these i know i'm getting it logan specifically told me four of these things one two three four mavic come get your food usually he attacks me but lately he's actually been nice to me because if he wasn't nice to me then he wouldn't get any food no he would still get food because logan would beat my ass if uh i didn't beat him but i think we had a great bond together don't you think maverick you think we're friends now man everything i did for you you're just saying this because logan's coming back i can't believe you man yeah your food's over there well well well look who we have here come to see me only when logan's coming back huh i mean he can't hit me up when uh he's gone i thought we were i thought we had friends lydia yeah i thought so too i see all your snapchat stories that you uh how it looks like you're having a good time and uh yeah same goes to you oh i'm just here chilling at the house alone i seriously sat at my i sat on my bed just looking at my phone like evan oh that's a porsche i did it he doesn't you can't even speak lydia i'm here now yeah only when logan's coming back well yeah i mean i i do want to look for logans yeah but we need to work on our friendship oh my god anyways i think we have a new roommate where is he new roommate i'm not your roommate guys this is the new roommate right is that a nice bed frame here i'm living out of my luggage he's got his luggage piano studio dude we look alike i mean yo you're my you my brother yeah you know what i'm saying and it's nice to fantasize it's nice to dream but you know i'm not your woman dude we've had so much fun together no we're gonna we're gonna do everything you're like my little brother i like your big brother i'm your little brother you're my big brother we're gonna have fun we're gonna fantasize yeah but i'm just not here yeah you are you got click baited i did not click make them [Music] this is amazing can you teach me all right first thing you're going to do is dab on the", metadata={'source': 'ai_UWoM37dI'}), Document(page_content="[Music] this is amazing can you teach me all right first thing you're going to do is dab on the keys all right wow just just keep doing that dude i'm amazing [Music] let's go do a squat so today is a really big day arya here as you know she will have surgery today she's getting her leg fixed because i don't know if you guys know her growth plate is going in a different direction than her like leg bone literally like splitting they're gonna have to like obviously fix that and make it straight so i gotta go and drop her off at the vet i think it's like an all-day thing and then after i drop her off i'm going to pick up the car which i am so excited about you don't understand cannot wait to finally have my own car great day busy day not that great of a day because i'm always having surgery but kind of great because her leg would be a lot better she won't be in a cast and everything will go back to normal right area you have no idea what's going on today do you oh he's just too sweet one hour later all right so we just made it to the vet oh yeah you nervous you have no idea what's going on but i'm nervous as hell girl let's go inside a few moments later i just made it to the dealership about to pick up my car i am so excited right now you don't even realize all right guys so today was a weird day you're probably wondering why i don't have arya with me arya passed away after arya passed away after surgery and um i got the call when i was picking up i i got the call when i was picking up my uh bmw i was gonna pick her up after i hit the bmw but i got the call saying that she didn't make it um so what happened was she went through the surgery everything was fine all her vitals were fine after surgery she was fine they said it was a good surgery they went and took x-rays of her and when they got back after the x-rays she started to look pale and then she went to cardiac arrest her heart stopped beating and they tried to revive her but they couldn't they don't really exactly know what the cause of death is she could have like overdosed of anesthesia just had a weird reaction to it i don't know i'm sorry for the delay of vlogs too um the next one might be delayed also because of how hard this is going to be to get through everyone loved arya she was a great dog just never take anything for granted really anything could happen anything could go in a blink of an eye like death was not even in the discussion when the surgery was coming there was no percentile or anything i really loved yeah this is a this is a sad vlog i'm sorry like i said never take anything for granted always be thankful for what you have i'm sorry but that is the vlog yes ended on a very bad note i'm very sorry i did not no one meant for this to happen it was just weird that it happened it's weird it's a weird process it's gonna be weird for the next few days uh you will see some of this in logan's vlog too as it will come up if you want to see other information but yeah guys alright toodles [Music] [Applause] me [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'ai_UWoM37dI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iatq3Rn4vsg | [Document(page_content="- Do I flip you around? I'm sorry. - Yeah, there you go just improvise. See what feels good. - Okay. (baby cries) - Baby. (serene classical music) - I'm Kaley, I'm a copywriter\nfor a beauty company. - I'm Koji and I'm a graphic designer. - I've never held a baby before. Well, animal babies, but not human babies. I'm 49. - I'm very nervous. Babies are afraid of me. (laughs) - People have like offered\nme but I usually just decline 'cause I'm not a huge\nbaby person. (laughs) - A camera. - I don't want any like\nbodily fluids on me or to drop the baby. - Drop the baby. - Drop the baby (laughs),\nthat would be the worst. (laughs nervously) I'm scared! - Yeah. Let's meet the baby. - Hi. - Hi. - This is River. - Hi, River. - Hi, baby. - Hello. River. - I'm a little nervous, yeah. I'm like watching your technique. Well, like, I'm sure you're nervous. - I'm actually not nervous, no. - Really? - I'm not around a lot of babies! It's so weird! I'm scared of the baby! - Babies don't normally mess with me. They don't really like me normally. I'm thinking it's because\nof my stature, my height. Is there like any way I\nshould conduct myse,lf body language-wise or? - I mean, just be comfortable,\nyou know, be confident. - What if the baby starts freaking out and like crying and wiggling around? - Then I'll probably take him back. (both women laugh) - I'm so scared. - Yup. - Whoa. (serene slow classical music) (baby crying) - Me too, man. - It's okay. - Me too, man. - He doesn't even notice. It's like nothing's even happening. (both laughing) - Oh, he's kinda happy though. He's a happy guy. - Yeah? You a happy guy? Alright. - It's good. - It's like a good weigh.t It's like really soft. - It feels weird and a part\nof what feels weird too is like he doesn't seem\nweirded out at all. - Yeah, he's just like whatever. - A stranger is holding\nme and I'm just chillin'. - You're right there is\nlike a particular smell, I mean, you didn't tell me\nthis but people tell me this. There's like a smell to a baby. - There's a smell? - Yeah. - I mean like a certain\nnothingness, I guess. - Yeah. - There you go. - Good job. - Oh my God, that was\nsuch a crazy experience. - Do you wanna hold him again\nin a different position? - Yeah. - Okay. - Okay? - Okay, got him. - There you go. - Maybe he'll stop\ncrying when you take him. - Are you okay? (laughs) - How's that? Can I rock him a little bit? - Yeah! (slow serene classical music) (baby crying) - Your mommy's right there. - Mommy's right here. It's okay. - You're safe. - He might also have a\nwet diaper, just FYI. - Oh, okay. - How do you burp the baby? - So you put him up kinda, so\nlike his head is way up here. Like against you, you know what I mean? - Oh. - Yeah, like that, he tends\nto like that sorta thing. - Is that too much? - There we go. That's it. (slow serene classical music) (baby whines) - I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to. I fucking suck, I know. - Ready? Good job. You can let go. - You got him?\n- Yeah I got him. - Good, the transfer is complete. - I can babysit now! - Thank you. - Thank you. (baby cries) - It felt kinda, like,\nemotionally intense. - No. - I might like try to find more babies to hang out with but I\ndon't want one myself. - There were some like surprises about sorta like the physical experience but I would say it\nreally didn't do too much for me emotionally. I mean, it's a cute baby\nand everything but you know. - I guess it just confirms that babies really don't fuck with me. I think that the only kid\nthat will enjoy my presence is the one that ends up being my own. - It was like, it needed me? Like, someone needed me\nbesides me needing someone else and I like that. (people clapping) - [Crew Member] Good job. You can walk off this way and you're done. - [Woman] (laughs) Okay.", metadata={'source': 'iatq3Rn4vsg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mCcM-PUmLM | [Document(page_content='[ ♪ INTRO MUSIC ♪ ] Hello friends, and welcome to another video. Today, I\'m gonna be dressing like we did 40 years ago, in 1977. 1977 was the year that brought us Annie Hall, the first personal Apple computer, Space Mountain, and the births of Kanye West, Shakira, and Chuck E. Cheese. From Burt Reynold\'s mustache to Chewbacca\'s "facial hair," 1977 was a year of lining up to boogie at Studio 54, as well as to see Luke Skywalker destroy the Death Star for the first time ever. While ABBA was crooning about Dancing Queens and some dude named Fernando, an entire movie was being produced about Arnold Schwarzenegger\'s biceps. In regards to what we were wearing, it was a year of flared pants, matching his and hers blouses, polyester everything, and all of this floofy hair. From the "Farrah flip" to the fluffy bowl cut, 70\'s hair definitely had its moments. So once again, Kayley Melissa, a super talented hair stylist and YouTuber, agreed to aid me in my quest to become a foxy 70s mama. So, with some assistance and after consulting a few fashion magazines, these five hundred page JCPenney catalogs, and my mom, I think I managed to put together three outfits that echo some of the iconic looks of the time. As always, I\'m going to be focusing mostly on American fashion, though as we know, ABBA was from Sweden. So, 1977: What happened, and what we wore. So for my first outfit, I whipped out the polyester and a touch of suede for a business-casual pantsuit look. My hair is floofin\' and the suede is swishin\'. And we\'re all just going together. This outfit was inspired by several looks from the JCPenny catalog, as well as some leading ladies from TV and film, including Mary Tyler Moore, Annie Hall, the Charlie\'s Angels, and the OG Wonder Woman herself, Linda Carter. Well, her alter ego, Diana Prince. It\'s not working! Not literally Wonder Woman\'s super suit, but that thing is... "pretty fly." SAFIYA: I\'m not Wonder Woman.\n[ TYLER LAUGHING ] - I tried! This outfit includes leather loafers, brown flared pants, this brown belt, a striped, button down shirt, a tan suede jacket, this orange ascot, and these giant glasses. These like, earthy and orange-y tones kind of make me feel like Velma from Scooby Doo. - TYLER: Oh yeah! - SAFIYA: Yes, everything is some type of brown or earth tone. The 70s color palette was very much a reaction against the bright, psychedelic colors and rainbows of the 60s. I\'ve kind of got like, Velma glasses and orange Shaggy pants, and Fred ascot.\n- TYLER: There\'s a little bit of the whole gang. - SAFIYA: This is the "Sh- the- Shaggy Run," he goes... - TYLER: How do you do the Velma run? - SAFIYA: Probably the same way. \nThey\'re all animated exactly the same. - TYLER: They\'re all kind of like, leaning over. \n- SAFIYA: And like, leaning forward. - This outfit could work for an undercover agent, or as office wear, but variations of this pants and blouse outfit seemed to be everywhere, as pants became more mainstream as women\'s wear. - TYLER: You kind of look like you\'re someone from Argo. - Mmm, like an embassador. - TYLER: Hanging out with Ben Affleck.', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content='- Mm, not that part. - As little as 10 years earlier, women wearing pants in everyday business or formal settings was not exactly socially acceptable. But in the late 60s and early 70s, many women began wearing more unisex, less typically feminine clothing, and by the late 70s, pants were everywhere. In denim, polyester, and attached to halter tops in disco jumpsuits. These aren\'t bell bottoms, they\'re more like bootcut flares, but like... I am going to the office, I\'m not going to the disco... quite yet. This entire look was also worn by guys too. Flared pants, loafers and wide lapel shirts were popular amongst everyone. And so was this wavy hairstyle with side swept bangs. - Today, I\'m going to make you look like my mom in high school. She had these long, flippy bangs, and basically everything was curled out away from the face. So I\'m going to get your hair to have as much fluffiness as I can, and then we\'re using another toupee. - SAFIYA: Couldn\'t go another video without another toupee. - KAYLEY: No, we need the toupees. They\'re important. - SAFIYA: For my makeup, I went with gold and bronze eyeshadow, mascara, a bit of blush, and a neutral lip color. I\'m not too sure about the eyebrows - I think I might have too much eyebrow for the 70s, but the glasses mostly conceal those, so that\'s good. This outfit really does make me feel like I\'m some type of investigative reporter. See, this is why you wore earth tones as a detective. You just... you blend right in with the fall foliage. - TYLER: Oh, you\'re trying to blend in?\n[LAUGHING] That was your detective move? Who are you investigating right now? - You. - TYLER: Me? - Yes, that\'s what I said. You, dammit. I think maybe it\'s the glasses, or the old camera that I found. - TYLER: Can I help you? [LAUGHING] You\'re under arrest.\n- You\'re under arrest! But regardless, it was fun. And I would definitely wear this ascot again. Now that I\'ve double knotted it, it\'s never coming off. - TYLER: Snip it off. - SAFIYA: Leave my ascot alone! For my second outfit, I threw on a leather jacket and stuck some safety pins in my ears for this punk street fashion look. I think I\'m like trying to figure out like, how angry I should be. - TYLER: You have to be mad there\'s any form of government at all! - SAFIYA: In 1977, the punk movement was growing concurrently in New York and in London, led by major music acts such as The Ramones, Blondie, The Sex Pistols, and The Clash. If you\'re an American punk, you do this. But if you\'re a British punk, you do this. - TYLER: Rude! - I don\'t know if you can do it with both hands. Actually, I don\'t know which hand it is. - TYLER: Isn\'t it your like, bow hand? - I think it\'s this one. - TYLER: When was the last time you shot an arrow? - Never.\n[ BOTH LAUGH ] Though punks on different sides of the pond had slightly different styles, the underlining ideology was mostly the same: Mainstream music sucked, mainstream politics sucked, hippies sucked, and maybe we should give... Anarchy a chance. - TYLER: At this stage, you\'re basically angry at the Greeks. - Yeah, exactly. It\'s like, "How dare you create democracy?!" [ TYLER LAUGHS ] - Who created currency? They\'re next. - TYLER: How do we exchange goods? - We exchange pins.\n- TYLER: Oh, okay. - I guess that\'s currency, damn it, it\'s hard to function without it. - TYLER: [LAUGHING] That\'s the definition of currency. - SAFIYA: For this outfit, I chose these chunky soled combat boots, fishnet stockings, a distressed plaid skirt, this Sex Pistols T-shirt, this black leather moto jacket, a dog collar necklace, and as I mentioned before, a few strategic safety pins and band pins. Maybe it was like, how many shows you had went to, or just like, how many bands you wanted to "rep." It\'s almost like a boy scout badge.', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content='- TYLER: Yeah! - "Punk scouts." And for my makeup, I was inspired by Siouxsie Sioux ("Susie Sue") and the Banshees, who was a major style icon of the London punk scene. Punk fashion and music leaned heavily on nostalgia for 1950s Rock \'n\' Roll, bringing back elements like the Greasers\' leather motorcycle jackets, and straight-leg denim jeans. But this time, they were distressed and repurposed. Almost as if the punks had dragged them out of their proverbial grave. [ BADLY GROWL-SINGING ]\n♪ I am an Anarchist! ♪ [TYLER LAUGHS] I feel like I really look the part, but I\'m not doing so good at acting the part. [TYLER LAUGHS]', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content='- Yeah! That\'s hardcore! In general, the aesthetic of punk was all about shock value. Facial piercings of many varieties, bold makeup, vertical hair, ripped pants, plaid pants, no pants, and an abundance of metal chains. Though some commonalities emerged, the general style theme was "DIY, or go naked." I need to take one of these off and make it an earring. - TYLER: How much do you feel your hair in the wind? - I can feel it... it feels like a giant cotton ball. - TYLER: [LAUGING] It looks like a giant cotton ball. - SAFIYA: This hairstyle in particular is inspired by images of women attending punk music shows, as well as everyday street looks. - Yes, my goal is to make you several inches taller today. I\'m doing a wig first so that I can get the hair slightly shorter to give me a better chance of fully defying gravity. TYLER: How much gel did you put in this thing already, Kaylee? - All the gel I had. KAYLEE & SAFIYA: All the gel! and though many punks had shorter hair it seems like longer hair could also be styled straight up or in some kind of orb around your head. Like the 80\'s hair is kind of like \'restoration England\' and this one is kind of like \'pre-revolution France.\' It\'s like a very counter-culture twist on rococo. TYLER: Yeah. - I agree. Oh, good I like that attitude. Just slam it shut! Thought it was new in the 70\'s, the punk aesthetic is a pretty timeless counter-culture look. Something that is kind of interesting to me is how similar this look is to my 2007 like emo/scene look. Like I just feel like I\'m the mom. I\'m just like dropping out emo babies left and right. Most people avoided me in this outfit. Sugar, spice, everything nice. But besides that, I did very much enjoy kicking stuff with my fixled combat boots Consider yourself lucky, that could\'ve been your shin. TYLER: Yeah, don\'t kick me. And headbanging in Hot Topic. I was so nervous to headbang because I thought that it would get rid of all the height But maybe in fact that\'s what it needs. Tyler: Oh yeah It needs to just be like, whipped around kinda. Tyler: That\'s what you do by yourself. Yeah, exactly. You just put all the gel in it and you just almost put it in a blender. You\'re like...(whips hair around) A place that no doubt many old school punks would not frequent, but they arguably helped build. For my final outfit, I jumpsuited up for a night on the town disco look. It is a little before dusk, so it is a little early for disco fever, but the sun shall soon be setting. The 1970s going out look traded in the miniskirts of the 60s for full length dresses, flared pants and jeans, and other easy to groove in garb. I feel like this outfit is very much made for dancing, but not necessarily for going to the bathroom. And not really for much else. For this outfit, I\'m wearing a black jumpsuit with a halter-top, flared leg and tear drop shape cut outs, a gold brooch, golden dancing sandals, a gold purse and these golden black accessories inspired by disco icons like Donna Summer, Diana Ross and a little bit of the Bee Gees. I don\'t know what I\'m doing, I lost the beat! For my makeup I chose this bright blue eyeshadow, blush, and lipgloss. Think I\'ve already eaten my lipgloss off... But the eyshadow\'s still there, I haven\'t eaten that yet! Tyler: No! For my hair, we went for the full Farrah flip. My hair is fauceting away. Just like a fountain that is being released from a faucet. I\'m just trying to work Farrah Fawcett in there somewhere, it\'s really not... TYLER: It\'s...no it\'s coming across. - Ok, there you go! Farrah Fawcett, a Charlie\'s Angel and style icon, had a very specific wide layered look. But in general for disco hair, the bigger and curlier, the better. For this look, Kayley found a full diagram on how to get the exact Farrah flip, from the curls, to the wings, to the feathery, feathery bangs. I\'m not exactly sure what types of moves I should be doing, I feel like the only one I really know', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content='I\'m not exactly sure what types of moves I should be doing, I feel like the only one I really know is this one: TYLER: Yeah, its classic. - This feels right. This one feels like, I\'m groovin. To the windows! To the wall, to the wall To the sweat dripping down my... Although discos were known for their \'anything goes\' mentality, dance by yourself, dance naked, ride a white horse, tonight I decided to go out with a disco partner. For Tyler\'s outfit, we went full John Travolta. TYLER: "Hey, will you watch the hair?" SAFIYA: From the hair, to the red blouse, to the flared pants all the way down to the super tall platform dancing shoes and all the way back up to the exposed chest hair. - Tyler, what are you eating? - I have no idea. [laughs] It\'s good. It\'s like a giant Twinkie. We couldn\'t find a real disco club nearby, but there was a roller disco that was open on a Monday night. So, we went to go try out some of our moves. It\'s time to boogie! TYLER: [Laughs] The disco scene was going strong in 1977 with the opening of Studio 54 in New York, and the massive success of the movie \'Saturday Night Fever\'. But a few short years earlier, it was more of an underground movement. Disco finds its roots in the gay club scene of New York in the late 1960s. Originally, as a place where many people from different marginalized communities would get together and dance it out. But by the end of the decade, disco became mainstream. In growing to be a $4 billion industry with over 10,000 discotecs open across America by 1978. The roller disco in particular, was an emblem of the late 70s. It seems like rollerskating in general became popular and so, we all had the idea that bringing the two together would be a match made in heaven. Regardless, it was the closest we could find to a true disco club as well as a great place to showcase me almost falling on my ass multiple times. And, there was a disco ball. So, I think it counts. - I didn\'t do that great but--', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content="- You didn't fall. - Exactly, I didn't fall. TYLER: We got some good dancin' in there.\nSAFIYA: Yeah, exactly. I would definitely do this again, I would come back for sure. TYLER: Yeah. SAFIYA: So those were my 1977 outfits. An additional bonus outfit that I have been wearing the entire time is this jumpsuit that my mom bought and believes she wore in 1977. She and my grandma also sent a couple of other outfits that they believe are late 70s and maybe early 80s. Overall, I really enjoyed styling outfits around the 1977 aesthetic. Of all the things in these looks, there definitely is some stuff that's in style today. To be honest, the punk outfit is something that people would and do wear pretty much from head-to-toe today. And I also think that a lot of retailers are referencing the 70s in their fall and winter clothing lines. For me, I'd like to bring back the ascot. I was walking with so much purpose, my ascot just blew open. And also the roller skates. I wasn't very good at it, but I feel like I could get better. And again, I could always use more chest hair from Tyler. I do like the John Travolta hair, but I mostly like the Tyler hair. And by that, I mean chest hair. This is his chest. Thank you guys so much for watching. Once again, a huge thank you to Kaylee Melissa for helping me out with my 70s do's. I've linked her channel below, so make sure to go check it out. She's very talented and she even transformed into Jon Snow one time. If you liked that video, be sure to Sha-mash that LIKE button, and if you want to see more videos like this, make sure to Sha-mash that SUBSCRIBE button. And if you've already sha-mashed that SUBSCRIBE button, make sure to also sha-mash that little bell icon in the middle to turn on post notifications, so you get a notification every time that I post. Here are my social media handles and make sure to check out my Nextbeat, I do a lot of daily vlogging and Q&A's on there. A big shout out to 'Jam' for watching. Thanks for watching, Jam. And I will see you guys a-next time. [metal shuffling noises]", metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f45Va7jMSx4 | [Document(page_content="yay g'day and welcome to this instructional video on how to take kids to a restaurant the rules dead alright funerals before we go and okay you know calling her a sticky bun they're running dead no jumping no running no screaming the big kid dead cool gets a look the ball dead well well long whoa well no jumping on the tables no stealing dance fries this she'll be right dead maybe you go sit over there I'll stay here cool she'll be right and no no laughing it's fast I get no fat at all okay the Clipper dead hey pretty clear but I've bought the restaurant to us high five go five o'clock five the relax dead okay you guys can have anything we do anymore that you can read yeah pretty good boy can you read it where is it where is it [Music] that don't put them down dead the just order heaps so they don't finish before you do dead right take your time [Music] and that was how to go to a restaurant with kids and one dad was temporarily stuck in the slide and the making of this video", metadata={'source': 'f45Va7jMSx4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9Gt38LOKQ | [Document(page_content="The OnePlus 5T is here, and while it's name\nmight induce cold sweat flashbacks to your algebra days, it's actually a pretty\npowerful and inexpensive phone with a few new physical changes from the OnePlus 5 earlier\nthis year – including smaller screen bezels and moving the home button to the back of\nthe phone. It warrants a new durability test. So let's get started. [Intro] OnePlus had the guts to send a sealed retail\nversion of the phone to me. I've never had a OnePlus phone fail my tests\nyet, but there's a first time for everything. The scratch test is first, and sneaky enough,\nthis phone comes with a preinstalled high quality plastic screen protector, but for\nthe sake of the scratch test, I'll pull that off. It is nice of OnePlus to include it though. This Mohs scratch test tells us what the screen\nis made out of. Plastic screen phones would scratch at a level\n3. Tempered glass starts scratching at a 5 or\n6. And sapphire and ceramic start scratching\nat a level 8. The OnePlus 5T is using 2.5D Gorilla Glass\n5 and naturally scratches at a level 6 with a deeper groove at a level 7. That sentence did have a lot of numbers going\non, but the funny part is, you still understood it. There is no home button at the bottom of the\nscreen anymore, it's been relocated to make room for the much larger screen, which I'm\na fan of. At the top of the phone we have a 16 megapixel\nfront facing camera that records in 1080p. It's under the same glass as the screen. We also have a metal grill covering the earpiece. It sits pretty flush with the glass so there\nwon't be much dirt or metal shavings getting caught inside the slot. The back of the phone is where the fingerprint\nscanner is located – right in the center, away from the camera. Initially I thought it was going to be made\nout of plastic, but it turns out OnePlus has kept the basically invincible ceramic material\nfrom previous phones and used it on this 5T. This scanner is unscratchable. Thumbs up for that. Physical damage will not be a problem for\nthis thing. Keys, on the other hand....just kidding, those\ndon't leave a mark either. Anodized aluminum like this is coated with\nsuper hard aluminum oxide which is acting as an abrasive to the softer metal on my keys. The anodizing is pretty thin though, so drops\nand razors might tell a different story against the OnePlus 5T. Personally, I was real good at math up until\nthey started mixing the alphabet all over there. But don't even get me started on the number\n8. It is one of the hardest numbers to divide\nin half. If you divide 8 horizontally, you get 0. And if you divide 8 vertically, you get 3. But according to my report card in school,\nneither of these were the right answer. Razor blade marks don't rub off though, so\ntry to avoid doing your homework on the phone. The dual LED single tone flash is plastic,\nbut that's fine. The important part is the lens of the camera,\nand that does remain scratch resistant. My razor blade leaves no mark on the 16 or\n20 megapixel cameras. These are not super wide angle or telephoto\nunfortunately, just doing that portrait mode thing. I personally would prefer having one different\nlens included instead of having 2 of the same. But at least this whole phone is cheaper than\none back glass replacement on the iPhone 10. That really shows which company puts their\ncustomers first. The volume button is made from metal. And this guy up here, which I feel every phone\nshould have, is a mute switch – also made from metal. The dual SIM card tray does not have an SD\ncard slot. But it's also made from metal. The top of the phone doesn't have much to\nlook at, but there's still plenty of metal up here. And the bottom of the phone is where the party\nstarts. We have a USB-C/charge enabled charging port,\nalong with our good buddy jack. Recently rejected with both the Google Pixel\nand iPhones, it's good to see he's still around. The glass layer of the screen does have a", metadata={'source': 'qv9Gt38LOKQ'}), Document(page_content="and iPhones, it's good to see he's still around. The glass layer of the screen does have a\nplastic cushion between the metal frame of the phone and the glass. This helps keep the pressure off the glass\nif the phone is ever dropped or bent. And finally it's time to burn test this 6\ninch AMOLED display. This 18 x 9 aspect ratio is pretty similar\nto what we're seeing on the Galaxy S8 at the moment. I got about 20 seconds out of the display\nbefore it turned white and never recovered. And now for the bend test. OnePlus has never failed my test before, and\nit's time to see if these new design upgrades messed with the build quality. There is a slight flex to the phone, but then\nit locks out, not allowing the phone to flex any further. There is no crinkling near the power button\nor separation of the display from the body, even though separation wouldn't technically\nbe a bad thing for this phone since OnePlus isn't bragging about any water resistance. But the OnePlus 5T does pass the bend test\nfrom both sides. Other than the lack of water resistance and\nthe lack of wireless charging, this is an incredibly full featured and useful phone\nwith a price point low enough to benefit the customer. I'd be proud to have this phone in my pocket. The only thing left to find out now is if\nthe red battery is back inside the phone yet. We'll find out during the tear down. Hit that subscribe button if you haven't already,\nand come hang out with me on Twitter. I'll have that tear down posted soon. Thanks a ton for watching and I'll see you\naround.", metadata={'source': 'qv9Gt38LOKQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4a5ZzHclCs | [Document(page_content="hey guys i'm nick and on this episode of the scram line i'm going to show you guys how to make my cherry cherry boom boom cupcakes into a cake but i just realized that you guys can probably see my tongue is red i might have tasted a little bit of frosting i promise you your tongue is not going to be super red for days and days and days don't worry about it now this cake is obviously a cherry flavored cake it has cherries throughout it let's get stuck into the cake okay guys so i've got some glace cherries here now you can grab these from your local deli or supermarket and i'm just gonna roughly chop them up now we're going to move on to making the batter so add some flour into a large mixing bowl some sugar baking powder and salt and mix that until everything is well combined now because this is going to be a fairly large cake i'm actually making the batter in two batches so the written recipe will instruct you to double the recipe next you're gonna add some butter and mix that until it reaches a crumbly sand-like texture then you're going to add some milk eggs some cherry brandy which is optional some oil greek yogurt and some red food gel and we're going to mix that until everything is really well combined now you want to make sure you scrape down the bowl because you can see that the bottom of the bowl didn't quite mix in properly so we always want to make sure we scrape the bowl and then you want to mix for a final 20 seconds before you add those chopped glasses cherries and fold them in now to an eight inch cake tin i'm going to spray some oil line it with some baking paper at the bottom and we're going to pour the batter evenly into three baking tins we're gonna bake these on 160 degrees celsius for about 30 to 40 minutes now i would recommend baking these the day before you decorate now we're going to trim the top of our cake and then we're going to cut that in half so this is completely optional but i'm going to brush some cherry brandy on top of each layer and no it will not make the cake soggy it will make it nice and rich and moist i'm going to add a little dab of buttercream frosting to a cake board we're going to spread that a little bit and add our first layer of cake pipe some buttercream frosting on top now i'm using american buttercream frosting we're going to spread that evenly using a small offset spatula and then we're going to add each layer repeating the process until we get to the top i'm going to pipe some extra buttercream frosting around the cake now guys this is called the crumb coat and what it helps does is trap the crumbs in the first layer of frosting so that they don't show in the final layer of frosting now it doesn't have to look perfect but i'm a perfectionist so i'm making it look nice and neat once you finish getting all that frosting on there we're going to chill it for about two hours now i forgot to mention earlier with that white frosting i actually flavored it with some cherry brandy now for the red frosting we're going to do the same and add some red food gel i'm going to pipe that red frosting around the cake and i'm using a cake scraper to scrape the frosting away nice and neatly we're gonna go around the sides and then the top around the sides again and then we're going to neatly scrape the top to finish it off now you want to chill that again for another two hours i'm using some little red round sprinkles to create kind of like an ombre effect of sprinkles on the outside of the cake i fitted the end of a piping bag with a wilton 1m tip and we're gonna frost some swirls on top of our cake and guys finish these off with some maraschino cherries on top and that is pretty much it okay guys so that was my cherry cherry boom boom cake i hope you enjoyed watching this video if you did make sure you hit the like button and make sure you hit the subscribe button as well uh a lot of you have been asking for christmas stuff christmas stuff is", metadata={'source': 'r4a5ZzHclCs'}), Document(page_content="subscribe button as well uh a lot of you have been asking for christmas stuff christmas stuff is coming don't worry everyone's freaking out like i'm not going to make christmas stuff i'm definitely doing christmas stuff on this grand line uh thanks so much for watching guys and thank you for all of the lovely comments i'll see you guys on the next episode of the scram line", metadata={'source': 'r4a5ZzHclCs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn5UgGQukYQ | [Document(page_content="Walter is one possibly one of the most evil and best characters ever written to television shows Manson was is one of the most evil persons ever to grace the earth what was it like meeting Charles Manson and his spawn ranch before I didn't know that the hey anima love Bianca murders well I must clarify this and I didn't actually meet Charles Manson but I was as close as I am to you to Charles Manson yeah like this there were didn't where I grew up in the San Fernando Valley there's a little area called Santa Susana pass that goes from one Valley to another and in the middle of this pass was the spawn ranch where they rented horses we'd go horseback riding and this is a couple years probably year and a half two years before the murders and we are renting horse my little cousin and I I was about 12 11 or 12 and we wouldn't go horseback riding and we were renting our horses from this old guy who turned out to be spun himself and this young guy bearded guy comes in Charlie's on the hill Charlie's on the hill and we're jumping like what and about a dozen people jumped on horses and galloped away ah she's what who's charlie was it oh never mind never mind a try to they gave gave us our horses that that are you know very slow and clobber woman and we got on our horses and we go to the one direction that everybody goes and we're going and about a half an hour later we see this trail of horses coming back and we're crossing each other about this far from each other a small path and everyone is you know just walking and kind of guiding through about in the middle of the pack was a guy holding the reins of the horse behind him and on that horse behind him was this little bearded guy with big dark eyes and wild hair his eyes were wide just riding like this and just crazy crazy him I couldn't take my eyes open my cousin and I are slowly passing by and we're looking at him he didn't look at us but we're like and Edward deduce him must be Charlie my cousin says yeah must be charlie flash forward to a year later and we hear the murders and they're going to spawn ranch they found it's Charlie Manson my cousin calls me oh my god it was like that's the guy we saw the picture in the paper it's like that's him that's the guy oh man you know it's it's like why on that day was it okay and other you know who Vince it it's creepy creepy that was my brush with Charlie Manson most I called Charlie", metadata={'source': 'Kn5UgGQukYQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLHygq6Mm-0 | [Document(page_content="Life is a fragile thing. You must cultivate the beauty. And prune back the rest. Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.,\nhe's come to save us. Who are you? I'm one of the true believers. Believers in what? In you. What the hell is going on? We're in space. It's the one thing \nwe haven't done yet. Any idea what that is? Haven't you ever \nseen an Alien movie? It's a lot of pressure to carry\nthe fate of humanity on your shoulders. Hang on. Come on! Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.\nreturns on a new night, Fridays starting \nDecember 1st on ABC.", metadata={'source': 'uLHygq6Mm-0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD5dCMBeySA | [Document(page_content="good morning we're in Lawrenceburg Kentucky at the wild turkey distillery you mean about 250 volunteers are gonna deliver 4,500 turkeys to a bunch of people around town and the volunteers that are here don't know I'm here so Eddie Russell bout to back me on hopefully the surprising famous my birthday I'd introduce a friend of ours [Applause] good morning you know the people lawrenceburg a heart and soul the backbone of their company and when they said hey do you want to come out here and deliver 4500 turkeys on a Saturday to some people who are gonna appreciate it I said sounds like a heck of a deal so here we are let's go make some people happy we've got some people that will be sort of crazy probably when they say so I'm coming they don't know you're coming so to be really fun let's go deliver some turkeys [Music] Miss Jane how are you hey Dylan Matthew Matthew Matthew McConaughey do kana kana hey trainee Turkey turkey Turkey your living room all around town nice to meet you sir Andrew the buck and Doodlebug bringing over a turkey from myself Eddie Jimmy Russell Wild Turkey delivering over 40,000 turkeys that cross Lawrenceburg Happy Thanksgiving hey good morning how are you Matthew McConaughey I understand you do a lot for the community and don't usually have a spotlight on it you have celebrity status insurance liability for people who are going to have heart attacks I better get your just awesome thank you look at me I'm shaking I don't shake thank you so much that was such a nice gesture and it really showed the hometown aspect I think we're covering the entire town I mean seriously you had so many turkeys pretty cool in it you know even that's knock at this house can you this is Matthew good how you doing mr. Jimmy doing fine you get the turkey for delivered yeah I've just delivered one to somebody I think you know pretty well who's that I mean so let's say hello to him hello what are you doing I'm having fun you want a picture follow me to where I'm going I'm going to Vegas [Music] yeah so you know what this is my niece asked Matthew to come over because she's getting married and she didn't think that he would stop by but he gave her a big surprise okay where's the bride gotcha you said you wanted a turkey on your wedding day right how is Matthew McConaughey thanks for tweeting that out she was very very thrilled that bride was also edgy how's it going Hank thank y'all you helped put all this together I think it's been a big success man would surprise a lot of people doing a wonderful thank you oh my pleasure so we finished up our day of delivering some turkeys around Lawrenceburg probably one of the neatest things lawrenceburg's ever seen hey with me four thousand five hundred turkey everybody was 100% surprised but see you got those who absolutely need that you got other people some people that just do a lot of good in the community else but y'all know that we're just damn happy to get a turkey and happy we were all doing what we were doing it was a great day I think unanimously a great day [Music] [Music] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'aD5dCMBeySA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44YLdW9AL4 | [Document(page_content='Simon: Ladies and gentlemen I am pissed off. Simon: That pizza video that we did- we were really expecting to have something gross- for once, in Japan. Simon: But we were sorely mistaken because that pizza was delicious. Today, though- Simon: We are going to have something that we know is going to be absolutely vile and that is Japan\'s obsession with flavored water Simon: So what\'s gonna happen is Dan is going to pour flavored water into our glasses, Simon: We\'re going to taste it, write down what we think it is on here-whoever gets it right, gets a point Simon: Whoever has the least amount of points faces a terrible Frankenstein punishment at the end Martina: As we drink the flavored water we will be pouring the remains into this bottle and it will slowly create a concoction of disgusting flavors or maybe really good (flavors)! Martina: It will like- It\'ll neutralize and taste like water Simon: Who knows? Simon: Exactly, it\'ll just taste like water Martina: So someone will have to chug a bottle of Frankenstein water Martina: I hope it\'s not me. The power of Big Bang is with me! Simon: I am so excited to try (Martina: I call upon you, Spudgy!) something gross for once! (Be there for me, boy!) Martina: *imitating Spudgy* I love my mom! Simon: Are you ready? Simon: Dan, let\'s start round one! *Martina imitating Spudgy*: Hello, my name is Spudgy! *Martina imitating Meemers*: And I\'m the Meemers! *Martina imitating Spudgy*: And we will be your hosts for today\'s bizzare show, (both Spudgy&Meemers)"Water You Drinking?!" Martina: Hm, looks like water. No- don\'t smell it! Simon: Okay Martina: Now we just need to reach for it right now- Simon: Just reach for it and don\'t smell, okay. Martina: Reach for it, and take it down. Ready? Simon: Round one. Martina: Aaand, go. Martina: Come on Martina: Oh- okay. Simon: Oh, oh oh. Martina: Alright. Dan: three.. Dan: Two... Dan: One! Martina: Simon? Simon: Yeah. Dan: And, reveal! Dan: The answer was: Dan: Strawberry! Simon: Yeah, what did you get? Martina: What? Simon: YEAH! Ha ha ha ha ha! Martina: Shh, there are CHILDREN Simon: There are children here. Martina: I also had about five pounds of medicine today, so... Martina: I don\'t know if I\'m in the right place. I\'m in a lot of pain today. Simon: That tasted like a dissolved... starburst. Martina: Why would you want to drink this? No. I-I can\'t even say that cuz I know someone out there like- *Martina imitating someone*: I love flavored water. Martina: I\'m like- *retching noises* Martina: I wish I had some water to wash out the water Simon: Pour in the Frankenstein water. Simon: So- what you\'re saying is that the loser has to drink your backwash? Simon: ugggghhhh Martina: Ichigo- really? Simon: Ichi-go away. This is terrible. Martina: I want puns for every one, Simon. Martina: That\'s enough, that\'s enough! Sir, that is enough. Simon: Okay Simon: One point for Simon, I like the way this is going. Simon: You ready? Simon: Alright. Martina: Here we go. Simon: Round two Martina: Oh, boy. Here we go Simon: Okay, Martina: You want some water? Simon: You want some water? Martina: It doesn\'t taste good, Simon: For special times. Martina: Okay, you ready? Simon: Here we go. Martina: I feel so sad, Simon: Ohhh M: I feel so sad. S: Oh, go- S: OHHHHHH M: OH, Simon: Oh, that second bit of aftertaste S: What is that- ah, do you know what it is? M: No, and I drank all mine, so now I\'m out of evidence. Martina: What? M: Okay, \nS: Okay,', metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'}), Document(page_content='S: Okay, \nM: I don\'t think this is right. Simon: I don\'t think this is right either. Simon: Okay ready, three, two... one *Dan chuckles* Simon: Ho- Who- What\'d you write? Dan: You\'re both wrong! Martina: What is it? Dan: It\'s Calpis Martina: Ahhhhhh Martina: Sodesu ne (Trans: That\'s right!) *Simon \'ohhhhhs\' in the background* Martina: Calpis! Martina: Why would you need Calpis FLAVORED water? Simon: Why would you do that? Martina: But who was the closest, Dan? Calpis definitely is a creamy, orange flavor, right? \n*Simon cuts in* S: No, no, no. None of us got it right. Calpis- Martina: Doesn\'t-\nDan: Neither of you wrote Calpis, so Simon: Calpis is it\'s own distinct flavor *Martina cuts in* Martina: But look, I got a \'C\'. Which- \nSimon: Look, Martina: Look \'cream orange WTF\'. I think I am the closest, leave your votes in the comments section below. Martina: Why does it go in there? Simon: Oh.\nMartina: Oh, you put your spitty backwash in-\nSimon: I put my backwash in *both laugh* Martina: You literally said to me, "Don\'t put your spitty backwash in" Martina: And then you\'re all like "I\'ll just put my spitty backwash in" \nSimon: Mix that in there. *Martina laughs* Simon: This thing got some strawberry, Calpis-\nMartina: I really hope you lose, *Simon laughs now* Martina: after making me Spudgy: Gosh, things sure are heating up! \nMeemers: Mmhhm Spudgy: Why don\'t we take a rare behind the scene look at the contestants? Meemers: Great idea! Simon: Hang in there, monkey butt.\nMartina: I thought this would be a lot easier, if I\'m being honest with you *Simon laughs* Simon: I thought that I would know- Martina: I thought that I would know Simon: I thought I would know what this is about? Martina: Oh, this is bad sign. Bad sign! Simon: Bad sign! \nMartina: Bad sign! \nSimon: Bad, bad sign Dan: Alright- *Martina speaks in an undefinable language* Simon: Lemme just say, Fidel Castro does not approve of this *bell dings* Simon: Here we go. \nMartina: Ready? \nSimon: Ready? Both: 3, 2, 1 *gags* Simon: Ah, that\'s the worst one of all\nMartina: This tastes like it\'s made out of plastic Simon: What is this?\nMartina: This tastes like someone melted down children\'s toys Martina: You know those scratch and sniff toys? And then they melted it down with the plastic and then they poured it in. Simon: What is this? Who likes this? Simon: This is terrible!\nMartina: What is this? This is awful Simon: I\'m just breathing it in-\nMartina: This is like erasers this tastes like er- *sniffs* Martina: I can\'t even guess from the smell, it smells so bad. *groans and sad laughter* *gurgling* *record scratch* Simon: Oh, wait I think I might have unlocked the flavor by gargling it.\nMartina: Me too. *laughs* Dan: Ready, 3,- \nSimon: Yeah.\nDan: 2, 1 Martina: Honey lemon water.\nSimon: Poison berry! *Dan chuckles* Dan: Nooooope *buzzer sound* Martina: None of us?! *Simon mixes words with nervous chuckling, creating a sentence that I cannot define* Dan: Nooooope. \nSimon: What is it? Dan: It\'s nashi, it\'s y- pear M: That\'s not nashi!\nS: It\'s pear?\nM: Has anyone had a pear before?\nS: Have you ever tasted a pear? M: That\'s not pear! Martina: That tasted like- \nSimon: aPEARently you haven\'t! (Martina\'s reaction is me) XD *crickets chirp* *lone pan flute plays* Simon: Oh my gosh.\nMartina: For the record, the nashi one, the pear, is the worst one.\nSimon: The pear is the worst one Martina: It is the worst one. \nSimon: You know what?\nMartina: It is awful- Dan, you don\'t like it do you? Dan: Wait, wait, wait, it\'s alright! *horrified gasps* Martina: The pear one?!\nDan: I like it. Martina: Have you even tried it?! \nSimon: You\'re- Dan: I\'d buy it, with money. And- Simon: You\'d actually pay your own money,', metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'}), Document(page_content="Simon: You're- Dan: I'd buy it, with money. And- Simon: You'd actually pay your own money,\nDan: I'd pay money for this. Simon: That's just absolutely, horribible (yes he did say that XD) Martina: I feel like I just found out about Dan, like something when you find, like a friend kicks puppies. Martina: And then you're like, I can't be friends with you 'cus you kick puppies. \nSimon: That's just- \nMartina: Dan's like, 'I'd buy this nasty water and I like it' Simon: I'll tell you what I am so happy that this is gross. Our pizza video was just so disappointing, Simon: This is the right level of gross, Japan you have not let me down. This water is vile! *in accent* Martina: Oh gosh.\nSimon: Oh gosh, doncha know? Martina: I'm just so sad, doncha know?\nSimon: Oh go-. I just, I just so sad this (T.T) *sarcasm kicks in* Martina: Oh, we're doing really well. Simon: We're doing real well *at same time* Simon: I got 1! \nMartina: We're doing great! *Dan laughs in the background* Simon: Hey I got 1 point Martina: This is a bad luck location. We have scouted for a new table. We're moving, I've had it! Martina: Don't bring your water Dan Simon: So for this week's food adventure program, we're gonna start having some food Martina: Right, Dan? \nSimon: What? \nMartina: You got us good food?? Simon: No? \n*in background* Dan: Uhhhhhhh...\nMartina: Still water? Simon: Still drinking poison filth? Dan: Alright *bell dings* Simon: Alright. We're ready? Dan: Yup. Simon: Oh hell. Martina: This is a- you poured a lot in here, sir.\nSimon: Yeah, hold it, you gotta chill with these portion sizes, alright? Martina: Everyone around us is like, 'Are they drinking vodka, like or not?' Simon: It's not just water. Okay? Martina: Alright. Simon: Here we go. Cheers... (Don't you guys just feel the enthusiasm? XD) *baby crying* Martina: Feel sad. Martina: Feel sad. :( Dan: 3...2...1 Simon: What do you have? Martina: Vitamin C orange. Simon: Vitamin C? I have orange *Martina joins* sewage bilge cream. Dan: It's actually Mikan flavor. Simon: Mikan! *some undefineable words '-.-*\nMartina: Mikan is an orange! Dan: Yeah, yeah. But orange and Mikan are slightly different. Martina: But I wrote orange and Simon wrote sewage bilge cream.\nDan: And you both wrote orange... Simon: So we both get- we're both the same Dan: I'll give you both a point. Martina: You wwwwwanker!\nSimon: YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! Simon: Did you read the ingredients on the back to see if they have any like, *Martina joins* sewage bilge? Simon: In there? 'Cus I'm pretty sure it does. Martina: It smell a bit like sewage to me.\nSimon: It tastes like a Ninja Turtle's urinal.\nMartina: It does, actually. Simon: Pure crappity, crap, crap, crap\nMartina: crap, crap (What is going on here? XD) Martina: There's children around!\nSimon: Sorry. Stop saying bad words. Martina: No. Bad words are not allowed. Martina: You don't have to pour any near here. Martina: See?! Does it?! Martina: Soo, wait. Dan: L- l- look.\nMartina: No, hang on.\nSimon: No, that's not the flavor of it. Martina: But, what I'm saying is, when I tasted this, it tasted like those Vitamin C drinks they give people where you shake it up and it tastes like fake Vitamin C. Simon: Look everything we had, had Vitamin C in it\nMartina: Which technically- Simon: There is no retroactive giving of points-\nMartina: Of course there is! It's like when you get a ti- Martina: Just right now, the TFC, something happened. They had something taken from them and now they're referring to the referee condition(?) to look at the video tape and find out-\nSimon: But look, that's soccer. Simon: That's not a real sport. *Simon laughs nervously*\nMartina: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH Simon: You can't even compare it. Martina: I would like to request minus 1 point from Simon for the comments *more nervous laughter* Martina: Maybe stricken from the records.\nSimon: It's not even a real sports. Simon: Sooooo.\nMartina: I simply asked.", metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'}), Document(page_content="Simon: It's not even a real sports. Simon: Sooooo.\nMartina: I simply asked.\nSimon: I have 2 points, you have 1. Martina: Yes. *whiny mode on* Simon: You punched me really hard, by the way.\nMartina: I- I'm a really good puncher. Simon: You got me right in my pressure point. Spudgy: Woah. Dan sure is turning out to be a pedantic wanker.\nMeemers: Mmhhm. Spudgy: Let's go behind the scenes.\nMeemers: Great idea! Martina: Is the back of this board also a white board? Martina: How's that look, Simon? Simon: Cool.\nMartina: Pretty good? Simon: It does. Martina: Uhh.. For the record, this was not a white board side. Martina: And it is there, forever.\nSimon: Aw sh*baahh*t Martina: What'd you make? Simon: Uhh.. How's this one look? *Simon laughs* Simon: This is-\nMartina: Can I see yours?\nSimon: How does this one look? *bell dings* Martina: Okay, Dan.\nSimon: 'Kay. Here we go. Dan: All right. Ready?\nSimon: Pour that gross water Dan: Alright. Go for it.\nSimon *mumbles*: Here we go. *groans of digust/despair* Simon: Okay... Simon: What's this one? Here we go. Simon: Cheers... (Quite the enthusiastic cheers you got there Simon) Martina: I got this one, instantly.\nSimon: I got this one. Simon: Awww it's so bad.\nMartina: It's not good, though. (x2) Simon: It's so bad. I wanna describe it more. Simon: It's so vile. Both: Ready? Dan: 3, 2, 1! Dan: Pretty much royal milk tea. Simon: What do you have?\nMartina: Wait, what did you write? Simon: I have *together* royal milk tea. Dan: It- it's premiu-, no, morning premium tea. Simon: Morning premium tea-\nMartina: Premium MORNING tea. It's not royal, Simon: Now here's-\nMartina: It's just premium Simon: Here's what's upsetting to me. TEA, is already, diluted flavors of stuff.\nMartina: Yup. Simon: Why do you have to dilute something that's already diluted? Simon: Look. Tea's already gross to begin with. Like, why have apple tea? Just eat an apple. Martina: I disagree. Simon is really trying to make enemies today. Martina: He said football isn't real.\n*punch* Simon: Football sucks. Martina: Canadian football sucks.\n*punch* Simon: You know what? Martina: And tea sucks.\n*punch* Simon: And you know what? Simon: Donald Trump, he's kinda weird. XD *Martina laughs* \nSimon: I said it. Alright?\nMartina: I said it. Simon: Think he's- think he's a little weird\nMartina: Unpopular opinion Simon: May be an unpopular opinion. There you go. Martina: You're adding it- I thought it was only for the losers? Simon: No! I- with- the-. The loser has to drink the whole concoction. Simon: That's a lot of water so- *slurred words that are undefinable '-.-* *Dan laughs in the background*\nSimon: Oh, it's too much water. Dan: You ready? *bell dings* Martina: We're ready.\nSimon: We're ready. *groans* *Sarcasm joins the scene* Martina: Look at that! Water!\nSimon: Look at that. More water\nMartina: More water. Simon: Okay...\nMartina: Let's do this. Simon: Here we go...\nMartina: Enjoy the water. Martina: I think you clean the floor with this. This is like floor cleaner.\nSimon: This is the worst one. Simon: Is this Mr. Clean?\nMartina: This is Mr. Clean. Simon: This is Mr. Clean.\nMartina: This is Mr. Clean. Simon: I got it!\nMartina: You ready?\nSimon: You ready? Both: 3, 2, 1! Martina: What did you write? Lemon floor cleaner? Dan: The answer was... honey lemon. Simon: Honey lemon?\nMartina: Honey lemon. Simon: So, both of us are right... Martina: Well, you said lemon floor cleaner...\nSimon: Well I obviously-\nMartina: And I said lemon tea. Martina: And this is something that you drink that you would put honey in. Martina: You would have lemon tea, and you would add honey to it. Simon: Look-\nMartina: While you said floor cleaner, Simon: Honey lemon, both of us have the same amount of lemon in here. Martina: We both get a point for this, Dan?\nSimon: Both of us get a point. Simon: Dan? Dan: You got it, both, half-right, so you both get a point.", metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'}), Document(page_content='Martina: Iiiiiiiiiii don\'t- Martina: I don\'t know why you thought there was honey in there. There was no honey in there. Simon: You tasted the floor cleaner in there, though, right? Martina: Oh, there was definitely hints of floor cleaner.\nSimon: There was definitely floor cleaner. See? Martina: The reason I said tea, is because it didn\'t have, like, a strong lemon taste it had like a diluted lemon taste. Simon: Ah. I\'m so happy that I don\'t like any of this. Simon: For those of you who might be saying, "Hey, Simon and Martina. You\'re not being honest, you\'re saying everything\'s great in your videos." Simon: Well, here you have, TRUTH BOMB for ya right here.\nMartina: T- TRUTH BOMB FOR YOUR FACE! Simon: So here\'s what we\'re doing,\nMartina: What? Simon: This is the last one right here.\nMartina: It\'s worth 2 points! Simon: You have to get this right, and I get it wrong, to tie. Simon: If I get this right, I automatically win. Simon: Alright. Last one. Here we go! *bell dings* *heavily breathing in and out* Martina: C\'mon taste buds! Just because you\'re being blanked out by all the medication in your body,-\n*Simon does this weird thing with his tongue* Martina: Doesn\'t mean you can\'t do this!\nSimon: Got it! Simon: Flicked my tongue for more flavor! *scrunches up face* Simon: A- does it even work? Who knows? Simon: I shouldn\'t have done that...\nMartina: Ah, the old fashioned tongue flicking technique! Martina: In a... area filled with children, where you just got a million germs.\nSimon: Look, it\'s- it\'s an- it\'s an ancient Chinese secret. Martina: Is it? Spudgy: And now, for a word from our sponsers. Wow Becky your house is so sparkling clean. How do you do it? Ancient Chinese secret too bad. We\'re in Japan. Please don\'t work here We have a winner for the grossest freakin water The back of my tongue just salivated extra spit because it was so upset with what just happened I literally put him I\'m out and I felt the saliva like pouring over my you Don\'t mind you like my way. Tell. I walked it out Okay, so for anybody that\'s living in Japan that has had these waters and that enjoys us Please let me know why why exactly hey Constructive with your feedback. Oh my son feels so wrong we\'re gonna have to drink that is gonna suffer alright here we go What do you have fermented yogurts commended yoghurt, what is it? Well, this is a nightmare day for Martina don\'t worry. This is gonna get your mind off the pain if I throw up I\'m throwing up on to you Dan Simon Dan\'s middle name is Simon. That\'s weird We gotta describe this smell smells like skittles dissolved in milk yeah, it smells like Halloween candy when it like melts down Flavor to me oh my god It\'s so gross. It\'s so gross. It tastes like puke like when you throw up in your mouth And then you have vomit in your mouth. That\'s what this tastes like I\'m Dan Simon has it you do it on. Oh my god. I can\'t finish it. No I can\'t finish it I\'m gonna literally throw up I will close this up, and I will take intermittent sips throughout the entire way home But I cannot finish it in one thing. I don\'t want you to Subtitles by: @hesjtate on twitter', metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyhU06cXfeU | [Document(page_content="[Music] [Music] what [Music] it's November 1st only 55 days till Christmas I need to treat that my days till Christmas emoji emoji emoji emerging so much better never too early happy November 1st guys here's my uh-oh TJ's happy November 1st guys here's my OTT [Music] [Music] there you are [Music] [Music] isn't that a little early slippers for Dad slippers my mom treats for Chloe [Music] hey come home sorry it took so long target was crazy Christmas stuff out already oh my god oh my god right like hello what about Thanksgiving I completely skipped it [Music] mom dad Ashley Terry Ashley I mean I might have a boyfriend by then so I'll just get Oh ash do you mind passing me about sure catch what what is this a bow um no this is a pink bow uh-huh this was 2016 Christmas colors this year's of red and gold did you not get my text anyways who decorates the room for Christmas right anyways Halloween was crazy last night right hello [Music] Thanksgiving [Music] did you like it did you like it thank you so much for watching this video do me a favor and if you know anyone else who's like me and this Christmas obsessed send them this video and tell them yo this is you also if you wanna see behind-the-scenes of me filming this don't forget to check out my second channel I love you guys I'll see you later [Music]", metadata={'source': 'cyhU06cXfeU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tb3xPmr3yg | [Document(page_content="and now to what could be new signs of hope in the hunt for a submarine that disappeared off the coast of argentina on wednesday with 44 people aboard emergency signals have reportedly been now detected now this as the u.s navy sends in its most sophisticated rescue systems and abc's stephanie ramos is on the story in our washington bureau stephanie good morning to you dan and paula good morning it has been four days since the naval submarine ara san juan first went missing and while there's been no visible sign of the crew it looks as though they may be trying to reach out for help this morning there are new signs of hope as authorities desperately search for 44 crew members on board a missing argentinian submarine seen here before it vanished emergency signals believed to have come from the submarine have been detected argentine officials say seven failed satellite calls were picked up this as one of the u.s navy's most sophisticated underwater rescue systems travels to argentina to help look for the sub the problem here is although the navy is sending its best rescue gear if you don't know where the submarine is you can't affect that rescue one rescue system can save up to six people at a time and reach a sunken submarine at depths of 850 feet but no one appears to know where exactly the naval submarine ara san juan is it's been missing since wednesday the argentine navy says it lost contact with a decades-old sub while it was on a routine trip from a base in usually on the southern tip of the continent to its home base of mar del plata one theory is that a fire may have knocked out power on the submarine cutting off their communication system and this isn't the first submarine to go missing in august of 2000 the russian nuclear submarine kursk sank after an accident during a military exercise killing all 188 sailors it happened to one of ours in 1968 the uss scorpion sank beneath the atlantic ocean with 99 crewmen and two nuclear torpedoes why it went down is still unknown with the u.s navy's two undersea rescue systems on the way to argentina to look for the submarine everyone involved is hoping for a different and positive outcome dan stephanie thank you very much", metadata={'source': '9Tb3xPmr3yg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djxjmq9pvrM | [Document(page_content="hello guys and welcome to the third installment in my Christmas gift guide series this year this is the most important all your gift guides by a mile because Mike is here basically no no because it's okay and we have to make sure that we get it right so hence why I'm here to adjudicate you have to make sure that you get the best present ever just throwing out there this is my favorite pushes jumper this year Maternity Christmas jumpers guys are awesome check this out it's the best present ever but yeah name is the snowman missing out missing out maybe I know today we're talking about our top 10 Christmas gifts for him so if you want to know what buy your other half your dad rather to be fair like I feel like some of these gifts definitely quite a few of them are unisex as well as with the girls one say yeah quite well we've always done it this way makes it why not I'm gonna start seeing as Mike has a cup of tea in his hand and he never actually makes me a cup of tea you didn't even offer to make me think you don't drink it so I just call it a waste of a perfectly good tea bag so I'm gonna start with a fancy little gadget that I found that is almost affordable enough to go into the stocking filling gift guide which is the one that's coming up next but I put it in this because it was 25 pounds I think it's really rules for it's the world's thinnest USB charge cable I personally would quite like this myself it's basically thin enough to fit in your wallet but it's a USB phone charger it's pretty cool pretty nifty good little present for guys that like gadgets all that have everything like this one I think and also before Mike starts with his first gift we are gonna be giving away some of the biggest and best gifts from all of the gift guides this year we did the same thing last year I did it on my Instagram and it worked really well and previously wasn't on YouTube and it's been a little difficult actually managed and a lot of people didn't end up claiming their gifts and I had get soaked and winners things like that but on Instagram works much better so if you want to win some of these awesome gifts then head over to my Instagram which is at float horse and I mean they can win your five they know that actually some of yours as well you're not allowed to keep them as per you every year we have this Mike's I get to keep these right I'm like no because I've done such a good job I'm gonna start with something that's a nice warming number okay Christmas I actually bought this I requested it I recommended it you did the buying I just didn't recommending but I mean I don't know how well you gonna be able to see this but it is a very snuggly its softest dressing just neurologist yeah I can imagine a certain little someone when they arrive would very much like to be cuddled in this love it yes 39 pounds 50 good value for a very very comfy dressing yeah it's super super soft same as their Rosie for raising obviously Whitely feminist girls ones but it's like it's really good it's black it is black and it has a hood weight good because you need a hood of course you do my next pick is the Shake Shack cookbook I freaking love Shake Shack they make seriously good burgers I wish they had it in and out cookbook though I have to say like I think in and out I first slightly better Shake Shack but I saw their smells like that would be such a good gift for guys that love burgers people that love Shake Shack in general it has all the rest oh my God look at that I want to eat that right now it has all the recipes about how to make their burgers how to make their milkshake switch off the chain how to make their custard which is like their ice cream and it's got like a bit of a story of how Shake Shack started and all that jazz I thought this was really cool if am so now I'm out it's actually I'm sure you can get it on Amazon good well we're not giving this one away because this is mine and if you can", metadata={'source': 'Djxjmq9pvrM'}), Document(page_content="can get it on Amazon good well we're not giving this one away because this is mine and if you can tell by how little is left it shows how much I use it and this is the Armani fragrance struggle with you yeah it's the only fragrance I think I've ever had many people say oh what are you wearing like even friends even have said to me what are you wearing chaps not so much other guys even though the guys upset I just know the lady or the ladies oh yeah it smells so good and I see all the ladies I mean for squid treacle obviously all the ladies in your life but it is really really good and I have warmed up nearly every day since it arrived and I'm wearing even more you really don't need to do that because now I smell like a brothel it's quite nice before you can smell me through that actually do you really like it and every time I might where is it I'm always like what are you wearing the Armani fragrance again because it's personalized much you might need have this for a couple of months maybe you start like mineral water yeah it's good good it's that good highly recommended so my next pick is a pair of vans old schools I've actually got the like classic black and white ones but I spotted these the other day and I really really like this let me controversial is not sure Mike's in like though like nah I'm not sure long I like them I think I can tell you I don't know Mike doesn't my fans I really like these these are like their I can't even what they're called they're blocked black and white fans I think that's so cool they've got like the outline stitch they're all black canvas I agree for vans they are very nice interesting but you just don't know fans oh yeah well then you're just not cool so that's fine we know that already I also found these in Urban Outfitters and they would they said there were 57 pounds you know you have the moment you take them to the turtle and there were 30 pounds I was like I'm not gonna say anything I'm not going to say anything I mean they said that more than that on there they say yeah 57 so but they said o 57 wait till - till no 33 news I think that might have just been they were on sale because they weren't there was only two pairs left so maybe they were like getting rid of them but you can't get them online I really like these I personally I'm gonna give these to my brother my next one so okay every year we have this kids kids present might have one Facebook guys on the basis now we've got a little girl on the way you have to have the ultimate kids toy in your Gide and war better boys every little girl yes so okay okay so obviously it's rarely be like not even born at Christmas but also like not old and I know this for many years that's just not true um so I've put math comes in before and I've seen it comes are amazing but this has these like golf-ball things that it fires at you they were actually like god that's not gone but that is so gonna hurt yeah yeah it hurts more so they you're supposed to learn like a little mask and play around I I'm so exciting to play with one of these oh wow and these men for kids are those they look like are they actually gonna hurt you I think a bit of both look at this kid dressed up he's not willing to show you but it's just awesome I mean this gun would be the most fun at war and it's kind of like paintballing and BBS but not quite as Extreme as those two and you think as messy as paintball weighs 40 pounds you can go crazy and getting mega ones that are even more expensive I think for forty pounds this would have you have some troubles now Christmas I think this is amazing I think we need to get one for like you Dan now and then you can have a war jealous my next pick is a slightly more geeky game I love monopoly at Christmas the rest of my family hate it and refuse to play it with me that is cheat it's cuz you cheat every time you play she's oh they don't refuse they don't refuse to play with me cuz I cheat", metadata={'source': 'Djxjmq9pvrM'}), Document(page_content="cheat every time you play she's oh they don't refuse they don't refuse to play with me cuz I cheat I'm firing my way these ages they refuse to play with me because I don't like board games but my theory this year is if I get Game of Thrones monopoly which they all love maybe they'll play Monopoly can I point out it says for ages 18 plus why does seem quiet it's quite crying what if they go like I don't know violence I mean how can you you know I don't understand that fair enough like Game of Thrones it's probably eighteen plus but I don't really get how John no yeah maybe Jon Snow guess reel in it I don't know anyway get me trans monopoly this is this is on my Christmas wish list it's a very good present so I would say it's all my Christmas with this but for yourself all myself and I spent the last three weeks playing with it yeah and there is something else that's coming up in a minute which kind of goes with this which is insane but as you all know I'm a PlayStation 4 fan and the new might not well know from your one appearance here talking about games but I hope so but I've put in the old Gran Turismo years ago and this is the new version for PlayStation 4 it is incredible for a driving simulator game to put in your little driving seat or even with your controller and with the new controllers you can actually know the new controllers now with with the sort of all the cameras and stuff you can actually use them as a steering wheel I really don't actually have a steering wheel now obviously I do because I'm a child but this is so much fun to play just as good as all the old ones a bit more on my features with it which makes it so my last and final gift this year and the most expensive one but also one we're going to be giving away over on my Instagram is this little badger this is the DJI spark it's a drone I feel like drones were kind of the thing of last year in terms of YouTube and like making your videos look super fly and epic and there's been in my opinion kind of a gap in the market between like professional drones and the like like which toy ones this is like a more affordable version of the professional ones it basically has pretty much like all the similar features to me like super expensive thousand pounds ones but it's a bit more affordable and I think if you're into your photography videography drone action drone pilot action then this is cool most of it I don't know a great deal about drones as I don't really play with them but that looks epic it's cute it's like a mini one I mean cutes not something I long you look kind of like present personally but I would say it is it is a really cool mics like Matt it's cool it's not as cool as what I've got down here which is do realize this one is red as well it says in the back it's red we're giving away of red drone guys by drone surly we're also giving this away do we have to we have to you're not keeping it really really what one of these but I think gaming has gone to new levels and the new level with the PlayStation is a VR headset do you reckon this is what all gamers are wanting the Christmas I think so to go with it's actually not as expensive as I thought it was going to be I think these were out last Christmas or they were no they were out last Christmas but we didn't put it in because you didn't understand how cool they were and now you've finally come round our little model Gotham has this and he loves it it is the coolest thing ever the only problem that comes with it is if you have a to play game you've got friends around you're on your own need to get to them hang on mate sorry I'm just gonna pull maybe our headset you just watch it on the TV and just play like on your spy self but I know I was like it's just good fun I'm just gonna go now but for gaming I've been on the HTC VR headsets and they are insane this obviously is a battle with Playstation only and you know just for general PlayStation use and", metadata={'source': 'Djxjmq9pvrM'}), Document(page_content="this obviously is a battle with Playstation only and you know just for general PlayStation use and awesomeness this is coolest thing ever one day we'll actually be able to be inside a game but this is the closest you're gonna get and this set that we're giving away has VR worlds yeah I mean I don't think that's really all that important deal worlds I think it's more the fact that you've got the VR headset and you've got the cam PlayStation camera so it literally already generally this is the coolest thing ever and I'm very jealous cuz I very much like one of these even though that is gonna be it for this video guys out they are our top 10 gifts for guys this year we hope you enjoyed it if you haven't already seen my top 10 gifts for her my beauty gifts they are both live now so you can go check those out or link below and later this week or next week a carton of which round four doing this video we're also going to be putting up our top 10 or top 12 this year we did well stocking fillers so if you want to see what are like top presents under 20 pounds art then head over and check that out a little bit later in the week and we'll see you very soon it's very Christmas well almost kind of Merry Christmas one", metadata={'source': 'Djxjmq9pvrM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMRIc4ayRlM | [Document(page_content="[Music] well greetings and salutations every welcome to my movie vlog my name of course is John Campea and this special video it is our weekend box office report but this is not like a regular weekend weekend box office report what was considered absolutely inconceivable even just a week ago let alone months ago let alone last year the unthinkable has happened Justice League according to industry reports putting out their weekend estimates has open to under 100 million dollars the current number stands i believe it 96 million dollars now the actuals will come out tomorrow but don't expect that number to change very much if at all it does look like Justice League has made under 100 million dollars now let's look at the box office rundown as a whole for this weekend and then we'll get into some specifics about Justice League and we are doing this weekend box office one live so I'm gonna take your guys opinions and thoughts and see what you guys are thinking about all this live via Twitter in just a few minutes but for now let me go to the box office actual rundown the box office numbers come in like this Justice League easily takes the number one spot at 96 million dollars the new movie wonder comes in second place with 27 million dollars thor ragnarok comes in third place with 21 point seven million dollars bringing its worldwide total up to almost seven hundred and forty million dollars daddy's home to comes in fourth place making 14 point 8 million and Murder on the Orient Express rounds out the weekend with thirteen point eight again Justice League dominating the box office with the number one spot at 96 million dollars but there is no way to positively spin this there's no positive way to look at this no matter how much you or I I have seen this film four times I have a lot of fun with it but there is no way around this Justice League is an unmitigated and unprecedented disaster for Warner Brothers and DC not just because the film reportedly with the reshoots cost nearly three hundred million dollars to make not counting marketing and who knows how much they spend on marketing some numbers are guessing anywhere as high as 150 to 200 million dollars so that could get even bigger not just because it's made under that Plateau number of a hundred million dollars which is inconceivable but it's also a tragic moral defeat for Warner Brothers and DC as well let's take a look at this not only as Justice League tragically underperform for what it should do justice league is now the lowest opening weekend for any DC EU film let me repeat that what justice league is the lowest opening weekend box office number for any DC cinematic world you nurse obviously look at we're looking at a Wonder Woman made a hundred and three million dollars on its opening weekend Batman vs. Superman which justice league should have beat made 166 million dollars in opening weekend Suicide Squad made 135 million dollars in its opening weekend man of steel made 116 million dollars in opening weekend and now we come in to Justice League making just ninety-six million dollars on its opening weekend failing to crack that symbolic plateau number of 100 million dollars now I remember a few weeks ago when I predicted that Justice League will probably come in to about 135 and I had people and I understand why I mean completely understand why I had a lot of people telling me I was crazy this thing's gonna hit 160 170 not a lot of people thought it was gonna hit 200 million I mean maybe a year ago we thought that might have been possible but in recent weeks I think people pretty much knew it wasn't gonna do 200 million but even when I threw 135 people are saying 150 160 easy then revised estimate estimates came out just a few days ago with a hundred and ten to 115 million and people started to panic colobus in what and I held firm at 135 I said I know the estimates are little low but I'm gonna stick with 135 and here", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="I held firm at 135 I said I know the estimates are little low but I'm gonna stick with 135 and here we come and then just one or two days ago revised estimates came out that lower that number even more to about to sub 100 and I remember saying is that even possible could a Justice League movie come out DC's version of The Avengers their fifth film in their Cinematic Universe could it possibly even remotely be a reality in which a Justice League movie could come in under a hundred million dollars I didn't think was to quote ventini inconceivable inconceivable like I no chance no chance in hell would have come in under 100 million dollars it can't happen but it has and this is going to cause an awful lot of self-reflection and a lot of really last-minute strung together radically thrown together meetings over a Justice League saying the question what do we do now where do we go from here and one of the real unfortunate things I think about this is that I really like Justice League it's not my favorite DC EU film but I really enjoy the film a lot of critics even critics who did not like this movie will point to in their reviews you know I didn't like it because of this isn't this but a lot of these critics are then saying but it kind of feels like they're heading in the right direction now you know what I mean so even a lot of these critics who totally hated Batman vs Superman a lot of them may still have not liked this movie but seem to have been a lot softer on it thinking there's some optimism that it seems to maybe things are going in the right direction so this will bring up a couple of very big questions big question number one is going to be what went wrong and I believe there are several major factors that went in and I mentioned this a little bit earlier on the John Campea show but one of the big factors is this you can only have divisive movie after divisive movie after divisive movie before it starts to catch up to you and bite you in the ass we saw it happen with Transformers franchise with the most recent one taking a major nosedive from its previous box office numbers and now we're seeing it in Justice League taking a major step backwards this is I mean again this is not just another DC EU film if this were say I don't know let's say DC did a Shazam movie for a hundred and forty million dollars and it made 96 million dollars opening weekend okay.you you can live with that this is Justice League okay there is no way like a year ago two years ago using when the Justice League movie comes out a lot of people saying it's gonna be the biggest opening weekend of all time and people weren't crazy to think that now here we are so there gonna be a lot of questions going around about what went wrong who's to blame but the bigger question really is where do they go from here what do they do at this point if the divisive movie after divisive movie after divisive movie thing has caught up to them and now the general movie-going audience and by the way the CinemaScore the real audience rating the confirmed audience rating for Justice League has the same cinema score as Baywatch it has the same cinema score as fifty shades darker Power Rangers and the My Little Pony movie have higher audience scores then batter then Justice League does that is some hard reality so if doing divisive film after divisive film after divisive film has not caught now caught up with them and now they have another divisive film regardless of the fact that I like it what do you do from here can you put out another film knowing that your foundation is that shaky and that people have lost faith what do you do I mean this is a this is a crushing blow you cannot under emphasize this how big of a deal this really is this is going to send shockwaves through Warner Brothers and what their plans have been or were or whatever moving forward I mean almost at this point almost anything is isn't off the table I mean I", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="whatever moving forward I mean almost at this point almost anything is isn't off the table I mean I think Aquaman is pretty safe and secure cos it's already finished its filming I think Wonder Woman regardless of how they decide to change things up you got to imagine the Wonder Woman 2 has got to be secure but at this point I'm not even 100% certain Shazam will happen at this point Ferg forget about flashpoint forget about any future Green Lantern movie forget about Black Adam forget about Suicide Squad to forget about Gotham City Cyrus forget about Batgirl forget about the Scorsese Joker movie I just don't know what they're gonna do at this point at what point if you're Warner Brothers and I'm not saying this is the right thing to do but at what point you go guys it's time to cut our losses we've made some money but we didn't build a foundation that was going to guarantee is future success the audience isn't coming out to support us there they're not giving us the same audience reactions that other films are getting our box office numbers are going down Justice League which should have been in its sleep the biggest opening weekend of any DCU movie ever ends up being the worst opening weekend of any DC EU movie ever that's what point if you're an executive do you go guys we got to pull the plug on this we tried we it didn't work ok let's learn some lessons let's regroup let's turn this thing off and then let's revitalize and reboot this cinematic universe in two or three years I mean I don't know maybe that's maybe they have other plans I'm not sure listen guys I want to know what you guys are thinking about this that to me is the most fascinating part here what is your thought on all this do me a favor if you're watching this live right now jump on Twitter and tweet to me at John Campea once again jump on Twitter tweet to me at John Campea you can do that right now do me a favor guys I know you Twitter lets you put in longer tweets now but keep your tweets as short as possible ok keep them as short as possible or else I may not be able to get your tweet on the screen because of a technical issue but send that in I really want to know what you guys say and look I already know I brought up this graphic but this graphic is worth looking at again here are the opening weekend numbers for the other DCU films Wonderwoman 103 Batman vs Superman 166 Suicide Squad 135 Man of Steel 116 and who would have ever thought ever that Justice League was gonna open and that Justice League would be the lowest opening weekend of any DC EU film don't tell me that oh it's just the critics who have a problem with some DC films the fans all love it where are they where are see them where are they I was in the theater 4 times I'm gone to see the movie 4 times once or twice the movie the theater was packed once or twice it wasn't but where are they why didn't they come out and support this film and I'm sure the answer to that question there are multiple answers I don't think there's one big reason why I think there are several reasons that all probably add up to make this horrible situation that we're in here and look if you you are one of these corporate zombie Marvel fanboys don't get too happy about this don't be happy about this at all the DC EU and the MCU are in a symbiotic relationship alright most average movie-going fans could care less about the DC corporate title or the MCU corporate title average movie-going fans just look at the genre comic book movies and when failures come out that affects the whole industry we've heard Kevin Feige say that we've heard Henry Cavill say that this does not bode well for anybody alright this is not good this is not healthy for the comic book genre if you're a big Marvel fan you should be cheering for the success of DC EU and with this type of thing this should bother all of us not just DC fans this should bother MCU fans as well and certainly bother and", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="bother all of us not just DC fans this should bother MCU fans as well and certainly bother and concern comic book movie fans like myself and probably like most of you this is concerning this is sad that puppy on the thumbnail that's me that puppy is me right now not just because I really like this movie but because I'm a comic book movie fan and there's just no way around this this is bad for everybody but anyway I'm curious to know what do you guys have to say about this I'm gonna pull open my Twitter stream right now see what you guys are saying see what your thoughts are about this and we're going to bring this now over to starting with who do we got here we got Michael our one one one zero eight six or eight John will DC turn back to Nolan's say them Nolan has no interest in doing comic book movies anymore he's made that very very clear so don't start thinking Christopher Nolan's gonna sweep in how great would that be though look how great would it be if they just decided to restart at all and just give it all to Joss Whedon how great would it be if they decided to restart it all and give it to a Christopher Nolan there are several really great directors out there but Warner Brothers I think it's clear they've got to come up with a better internal structure and power system and allow the people in power to do their work then pick their directors and work with their directors and move forward from there the way the system is set up right now it clearly isn't working you got the left handed Warner Brothers seemingly not know what the right-handed Warner Brothers is doing you get all these conflicting things and that's part of a problem but don't count on Christopher Nolan coming back just because Christopher Nolan has made pretty clear that he's really not interested in doing complicateed ever again let's see let's try this one this one comes to us from dope tour rights John hard reboot yeah do it in universe itself Aquaman 2018 then priorities flashpoint in 2019 maybe but can you continue making movies in this DC EU when your foundations have crumbled I mean I don't know maybe you can I I'm saying that's not a rhetorical question when I say that I honestly am asking how do you do that how can they figure out a way that's why the execs over Warner Brothers make the big bucks cuz they need to figure out this this situation all right next week comes us from J steering a good jerk murmur John what would you say personally that is the main lesson Warner Brothers must learn from Justice League here's what I would say I think the main takeaway is when you have a massive billion-dollar franchise take your time look this is something everybody in the in the in the industry knows okay everybody knows this all right this is not a secret everybody knows that some people may try to deny it but everybody who's in this industry knows this I'm a I'm a Zack Snyder fan okay I love 300 I love his visual storytelling elements I love Man of Steel still in my top ten comic movies of all time and all that kind of stuff but when it became clear that Zack Snyder's vision was not resonating with the audiences and was not resonating with the critics and not hitting the type of box-office success that they really wanted out of their films everybody knows Warner Brothers took a really hard look at replacing Zack Snyder as the director of Justice League before justice league started shooting there were some high-level last-minute meetings and they decided it's too late they wanted to keep their release state they wanted to keep their schedule to not do so would cost them a lot of money and they decided because it was too late to not change gears keep Zack Snyder as the director that was probably their first mistake and a mistake for Zach I mean I think it would have been a great for us as fans of Zack Snyder had walked away from the DCU after doing two films and started doing other creative great movies", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="had walked away from the DCU after doing two films and started doing other creative great movies for us to enjoy but whatever that happened then the second part about them being impatient and not wanting to delay and not wanting to take their time was one once Joss Whedon took over and there became clear to them that they needed to redo a lot of stuff they still only gave him six months to do it they decided it was more important to keep their release date than to push the movie off into early 2002 in 18 and to give Whedon and that whole crew time to really make this movie what they wanted it to be instead from the day Joss walked in the door six months in the clock is ticking go it just wasn't enough so I think that's two examples of where Warner Brothers and they've done a lot of things right the Warner Brothers has actually done a lot of things right but I think that the two areas where they may have made some mistakes is number one being impatient and deciding even though they weren't really thrilled with Zack Snyder at the time going oh let's just stick with Snyder when clearly they weren't on the same page they probably should have made a change then and then secondly once Whedon came in saying again being impatient going no no let's not move the release date let's just keep it where it is and make everything happen in this small confined window of time and hopefully these will be the lessons that Warner Brothers walks away with and I'm sure they have learned these lessons when it's all said and done let's try this one this next one comes to us from a kendo who writes John hi John from the UK we were shocked the theater was not even quarter full of Justice League opening night we enjoyed it look here's the thing lots of theaters were sold out we for a movie to make 90 plus million dollars in opening weekend that means there's gonna be a lot of movie theaters sold out but it also means there's gonna be a bunch of them that aren't so I was in a couple theaters that were sold out I was also in a theater that was not and just like your experience says it wasn't sold out at yours let's try this Fernandes m9 97 right Shawn if Aquaman proves to be a critical financial success in 2018 should Warner Brothers focus on solo solo films and hold up the rest of the DCE you I think they need to start focusing on solo films right away look the problem I will argue anybody about this till I'm blue in the face the problem was not that they started doing Justice League and Batman vs Superman that's fine the problems were more root than that all right the problems were more rooted than that remember Man of Steel was a standalone film and despite the fact that I have it in my top 10 a lot of people didn't like the film and it was a solo movie so you can't blame the facts a this was a solo movie would work in a group movie wouldn't I don't think that's the issue at all I actually think Warner Brothers was right to kind of do the opposite Marvel thing and go big first go with your group thing and then spin-off your individual characters I thought that was an interesting move but the movies didn't work at least not on a wide scale and that kind of became the problem um but I think Warner Brothers is going to have their new plan in place before Aquaman comes out because that's a year Warner Brothers better not just sit on their hands for the next year and wait for Aquaman to come out before deciding what to do they're gonna have their new plan in place before Aquaman comes out then Aquaman will come out it'll do what its gonna do good or bad hopefully it's awesome and then they'll launch their new plan whatever that new plan is gonna be but we'll have to see I mean they could do anything we just don't know next one comes to us from Hiller copter who hates John hey John do you think the Warner Brothers rushed to get Justice League out I I love it but I know it's divisive yeah absolutely they rush", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="rushed to get Justice League out I I love it but I know it's divisive yeah absolutely they rush to get it out they should have again held off production until they found a new director right away right at the beginning of production because they wanted to split with Zack Snyder and they thought Zack Snyder and they didn't have the real same vision they weren't on the same page and then they rushed it again by bringing in Joss Whedon after that terrible tragedy that happened in Zach's family Joss Whedon came in and they gave him six months and then they told my ton of things that they wanted him to change a whole bunch of stuff that needed to be done and they still only gave him six months I mean I don't know clearly there were gonna be problems not to mention the movie was marketing marketed all wrong as well let's try this one this next one comes to us from Hannah lh2 who writes john i think that what they should do is make stand-alones and surprise the audience with the team up in four years by the way it hurts me that they shut down the DCE you I mean stand alone is fine but really I don't know stand alone at this point is enough I think you might have to reboot at this point four out of your 5 DC EU films right now are divisive amongst the audience and the critics and it has summed up in justice league once again look I know you're gonna get sick of me bringing this graphic up but this graphic is phenomenal it's stunning Justice League is the lowest opening weekend box office of all the DC EU films which should have easily been the biggest this what we're seeing right here that Justice League number at the bottom is the result of the DC EU up to this point the DC EU as a whole has led to this point Justice League coming out and being the lowest grossing of all the DC EU films sub 100 million dollars can you continue on now down this path can you continue down this road seeing what the results are already happening with Justice League which even its critics are saying seem to be to turn in the right direction can you continue down this road I don't know that you can maybe you do maybe you don't maybe there's some really bright minds over Warner Brothers there we know this maybe they can come up with a great idea about how to to maintain what they have of the DC you yet start over at the same time maybe there's a way to do it my first initial reaction which is never a good reaction to go on your first in his reaction not usually the one you should listen to but my first initial reaction is it's time to shut this down you tried it you gave it the old college try it hasn't worked time to pull the plug reset bring in a new team and start a brand new DC Cinematic Universe and go from there it just kind of seems to me like it's time what do you do with Aquaman what do you do with Wonder Woman - I don't know that's why I don't make the big studio executive bucks but something's got to happen I mean I think that much is clear let's see this one comes to us for John Joe H did Greg do cheerio I'm terrible at these Twitter names John do you think that Justice League has a chance to make its budget back at the second quarter with the positive word of mouth but what positive word of mouth the real audience Cory which is CinemaScore because CinemaScore is the one that actually verifies that the people have who are giving a score actually saw the movie ignore IMDB and ignore Rotten Tomatoes audience scores because those are voted on by tens of thousands of people who haven't even seen the movie and vote multiple times cinema score is the only true audience score ranking and guess what Batman vs Superman has the same cinema score as fifty shades darker it has the same cinema score as Baywatch it has a worse cinema score than Power Rangers or daddy's home - it has a worse cinema score than my little pony so this this big positive word-of-mouth thing there's this illusion out there that", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="my little pony so this this big positive word-of-mouth thing there's this illusion out there that everybody's like me everybody is liking the movie and going back to watch it four times guess what they're not I'm the minority if you're like me then you and I are the minority can it make back its budget well Forbes put out a report the other day they said they estimate that Justice League's needs to make 600 million to break even I think that number is low I think it's probably closer to 650 can it make 650 yes it can it can but it's still a disaster this is justice league for heaven's sakes this is DC's Avengers Avengers came out made two hundred million dollars opening weekend Justice League didn't need to make two hundred million but my god 100 under a hundred the worst opening weekend of the DCU so far there is no way to spend this there is no positive way to spin this this is a complete and utter disaster let's see let's try this one this one comes from from HF Yankees who writes John I think it's all about vision of the films and the fans were worn down by the dark and gloomy vision it's it's possible but again I don't think tone like dark and something I don't think that was ever the problem I think tone then the darkness of it was just the scapegoat excuse that a lot of people gave it Christopher Nolan's dark Dark Knight movie the hell the name of his movie is Dark Knight and Dark Knight Rises dark dark dark dark is in the title those were dark films I didn't hear anybody complaining about those I just think what they did is they got worn down by the movies not being good enough to make them like it whether it was light whether it was dark whether it was serious whether it was fun all of those work if you do all the fundamentals of the movie right and get the audience to like it and that's what they fail to do I I've never bought into this idea that oh it's because it's dark that people don't like it I don't buy that I don't buy that at all because we just had some other DC movies in the Christopher Nolan trilogy that were absolutely dark and people seem to love those just fine it's just that they did a lot of other things better than the current DC you did unfortunately so anyway um let's see this one comes to us from our ad one saying John could Warner Brothers win Ben Affleck back if they gave him the Batman and to oversee the DC EU I think if I think there might have been a chance at that before Justice League I don't think Ben Affleck is gonna want to be anywhere near this thing now and by the way look it Ben Affleck leaving his Batman which was a foregone conclusion eight months ago by the way Ben Affleck leaving the the DC you wasn't just Ben Affleck I mean it was also Warner Brothers wanting to part ways with him so I mean it was a two-way thing but but I think there's something there if like say two months ago if Warner Brothers decided to no we think it's important to keep Ben Affleck and I think Ben Affleck you know this I think Ben Affleck is the best Batman we've ever had you may have a different opinion that's totally cool that's the fun of being a film fan but I think he's the best and I think they should have just in the very first place the moment they signed him they should have just said Ben you are one of the best filmmakers working today here is the DCE you you are now our Kevin Feige go he is a lifelong DC fan he's definitely a lifelong Batman fan he's one of the hottest directors in Hollywood you they should have just sir you are now our Kevin Feige if you want this power we will give it to you your eye our guy go yes I absolutely believe that's what they should have done and maybe even up to maybe two or three months ago had they offered him that maybe he would have taken it but now after this this this DC you now at this point financially from a success point of view is probably a lost cause so I don't I don't think there's anything even if", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="a success point of view is probably a lost cause so I don't I don't think there's anything even if Warner Brothers wanted Ben back and with all the crap he's been saying in the media why would they want him back but I just don't see there'd be any way to talk him into coming back if he wanted to let's see let's try this one culture palm media rights this is interesting John as a for you to your old lifelong Justice League fan I think Warner Brothers failed in their promos for the movie and lack of Superman in the marketing hey look you know me I totally agree I totally agree with that I think they should have had better marketing again their trailers never told you what the movie was about think about that go back and watch the trailers the trailers never actually tell you what the movies about we saw this same thing with Blade Runner 2049 the trailers don't need to spoil things but you gotta tell the audience what's this movie about how's Anais members supposed to really get hooked into a movie if you don't even tell them or let them remotely know what this movie is about all right Aquaman is do this cool thing killing this bug creature and then falling through the sky riding him like a surfboard and crashing through the building that's great but why did that happen what's going on here who's the bad guy why is the bad guy coming after them they just tell them the basic for what the movies about so I yeah they blew the marketing a number of ways let's try this one this toy comes to us from ledger negan who writes Jon do you think with the fail of Justice League they should bring in new characters no no no no you got the greatest characters in the world man you got Batman you got soup man you got Wonder Woman you got green lantern you got green arrow look you got the greatest characters in the world you've got the Holy Trinity of comic book characters in Batman Superman and Wonder Woman there ain't nothing wrong with your characters what they need to do is bring in a new team of people creatively behind these things and get this thing going again let's see let's try this this one comes us from joy oh she writes John what if we start a hashtag save our heroes hashtag to make people go to the movies and keep the DC you live what's the point what's the point people don't want to go see this movie that's the problem they don't want to go see it and the people who are seeing it are giving it the same cinema score as fifty shades darker I mean so what's the point audiences shouldn't save the movies the movies need to save the movies the movies are good enough people will go to see them if movies are consistently good enough they'll consistently go to see them but if movies constantly disappoint their audience eventually you're gonna run out of luck and it's gonna come back to bite you in the ass and Justice League seems to be that time it's unfortunate it sucks especially when it starts to feel that DC and a lot of critics eyes is turning in the right direction and starting to head in the right direction people like me really enjoyed the film but not enough people did and too many people have lost faith in the DCU after seeing a really divisive Man of Steel which I loved but after seeing a divisive Batman vs Superman after seeing a divisive Suicide Squad enough people said you know what I gave those movies enough of a chance and now they're not coming a hashtag ain't gonna save that unfortunately let's see let's try this one this one comes to us from BT paladin who writes John will arrowverse be allowed more DC characters with the DC EU in crisis maybe I still don't think you're gonna see CW be allowed to use Batman Batman to them is still their crown jewel he is their most valuable property they know that I don't think you're gonna see them actually have Batman in the in the CW universe and you're not gonna see Bruce Wayne become Batman in Gotham regardless of whatever little toy", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="and you're not gonna see Bruce Wayne become Batman in Gotham regardless of whatever little toy masked as little 70-pound kid is running around in that's not gonna happen I don't think but maybe they'll take some liberties with some other characters maybe a Green Lantern shows up maybe a Hawkman shows up maybe a Martian well masked Manhunters already there there's different things they could do who knows they got to do something they got to shake things up to get things going let's see this one comes to us from Diego 0 2 2 6 or 8 John sad about this it's hard to believe the Dark Knight Rises made over a billion five years ago feels like that was 20 years ago yeah absolutely absolutely it's it isn't unbelievable for all of us as comic book movie fans this is horrible news first world problems I'm just talking in terms of the movie fan community okay as far as being in the movie fan community goes this is tragic this is tragic news for a movie fan community especially those of us who are comic book movie fans and again I mentioned this a little while ago but for those of you who just recently tuned in if you're one of these Marvel corporate zombie slaves don't be happy about this this is bad for all of us this is bad for all of us and if you don't think this Nate like one major comic franchise going through the ringer you don't if you don't think that's gonna have any effect on the other movies by the other company you're crazy Kevin Feige knows it does Geoff Johns knows it does Henry Cavill knows it does they all talk about it all the time how a rising tide raises all ships in the compaq universe a thriving healthy comic book movie genre is good for all the films in the genre a weak sick frail comic book genre caused by failing films that's bad for everybody and I've been saying forever Marvel fans need to be cheering for the even if you don't like the DCU films you should be cheering for them to do well is that they do well that increases the health of the genre overall which will do nothing but good things for your Marvel movies and vice-versa DC cheer Geoff John cheers for healthy good successful Marvel films because some of that will carry over into DC films it's a symbiotic important relationship this is bad for all of us this is absolutely bad for all of us my kills in the live Chad and he just did a super chat I never see Super chats that's amazing to see thank you so much for for putting it on the super chat that's amazing anyway let's let's move on now to that I still want take a couple more questions from you guys live because this is obviously something that all of us want to talk about we this is a serious big issue for us again the inconceivable has happened Justice League the DC Avengers has made under a hundred million dollars opening weekend being the lowest opening weekend of any DC EU film ever that's crazy that is nuts let's see this next one comes to us from STC Christopher and I'm glad you bring this up because this is a misconception justice Lee came out too close to thor ragnarok if there was a little more distance justice league would have done better incorrect incorrect why how much money did thor ragnarok make this weekend 21 million bucks 20 what wonder made more money than thor ragnarok this weekend thor ragnarok made 21 million bucks people weren't staying home and droves and are going to thor ragnarok instead of going to see justice league not at all if anything look just authority had an ace CinemaScore it's got a huge critic rating big positive response all that kind of stuff people were more likely to rush back out to go see another comic movie and yet they didn't and so like if thor ragnarok say made seventy million dollars this week then you can say well clearly then Justice League opened too close to the Ragnarok people were going to go see Thor instead of seeing Justice League but that's not the case Thor Ragnarok only made 21 million bucks", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="instead of seeing Justice League but that's not the case Thor Ragnarok only made 21 million bucks this weekend so so that didn't affect it that had very very little effect on it um it's I think it has a bigger thing to do with the fact that they've put out too many divisive films in a row let's see let's go this this one comes to us from Bob 1 2 3 BJ who writes John how about Scott Adkins his new Batman's I look I'm a big fan of Scott I've sat down and talked with Scott Scott does several things very very well I do not believe and there is a role in Hollywood sis for Scott Atkins absolutely I do not believe he is a strong enough actor to lead a film franchise he's just not a strong enough performer yeah he does to all the physical all these stuff great I mean that's awesome that's great but at the bottom line you've got to be a really good actor to carry it and I just don't think he's the guy I just don't think he's the guy he'd do a lot of the other things great but he's not that solid I think he's a good enough actor that he can play a role in a lot of Hollywood films but he's he good enough to be the guy in a movie I don't think so I don't think you his performing skills can carry a film I just don't think there at that point let's see Luna bravado says John do you think it's time for Warner Brothers a gig Zack Snyder off their list I can already tell you the Zack Snyder is done with the DCE you won't see Zack Snyder in another DC you film again and that's not sick he won't work with more brothers again not to say that at all but you're not gonna see Warner Brothers putting Zack Snyder on another DC EU film let's see Bobby Graham 91 is writing John if they decide to reboot their Cinematic Universe will they recast their characters I love Cavallo's supermen dude you and me both Henry Cavill is the when it comes to being Superman he's awesome and even if people weren't on board with me before about Henry Cavill is an awesome Superman his turn as Superman in Justice League is the Superman a lot of his critics have been waiting for I mean he's the whole package of Superman now as far as I'm concerned he's awesome but if they reboot the universe then you reboot the universe and that means bringing in new characters and you know what that's okay it's okay there are other great actors out there besides Henry Cavill besides Ben Affleck you know besides ray Fisher besides Azra Miller there are other great actors out there so that's okay but yeah I will be with you I will be lamenting the loss of Henry Cavill as Superman absolutely that will be one of the really big unfortunate things if DC does indeed need to reboot at this point let's see try this drawing Aaron writes John I live in France my friends are not initially seeing justice league because they heard it's just not that good I mean yeah I mean a lot of people are just not going to go see it because of what the ratings they're seeing and that's absolutely part of it Chuck manasa writing John I'm watching you on delay because I wanted to see the beginning yes as a combo fan why shouldn't we be unfortunately your tweets a little bit too long didn't fit in there but thank you for so much for your comment Chuck let's see John for come from su-mei Orion right Sean sad day for the DCU franchise I like this movie too look it's not just a sad day for the DCU franchise this is a sad day for comic book movie fans everywhere the fact that right now a Justice League movie the first Justice League movie to come out and be the lowest DC movie opening weekend ever and under a hundred million dollars that's bad for all of us that is bad for everyone let's try this from Brendan creazy who writes John if Warner Brothers reboots a DC you should they release Aquaman as the last DC you film yeah if they decide to do that then I don't think you market it's the last DC you film I just say you know the movie that that that brings it home the movie", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="it's the last DC you film I just say you know the movie that that that brings it home the movie that crosses the finish line for the DC you maybe do something like that I'm not quite sure how you do that or what approach you should actually take well listen I got time for just two more I'm gonna take two more and then we'll wrap this thing up let's see Sergi ed Jett writes John does this mean batfleck is that it's end now I guys I told you eight months ago batfleck was ending I told you that eight months ago I don't know why nobody ever believed me but I couldn't tell you for eight months it was done I said there's a 50-50 he still has one film on his contract I said there's a 50-50 chance he'll do one more after Justice League but for the most part it's done but nobody believed me but Hank whatever there you go let's see this one comes to us from a long string of numbers who writes John the second week gross is now crucial for drops big which I fear it will then Warner Brothers will have no option and look here's the big thing Coco's opening next week that's a lot of families so they're gonna go see Coco instead and with the less than enthusiastic word-of-mouth and the bad critic ratings and now all this negative news that's gonna come out about a disastrous opening weekend for Justice League I think you're gonna see a minimum 60% drop next weekend then here to see a minimum 60 percent drop hey hopefully I'm wrong but we'll see where they go and the last question today is really the million dollar question really it's the billion dollar question the last question today comes us from C gent man who writes John so what should Warner Brothers do next and that's it man that's the question what do you do next do you do some major retooling and try to keep the DCU intact while completely changing direction or do you pull the plug and say look at some point you have to cut your losses because again the trajectory they're on is this it's a downward trajectory last time I promise that will bring up this graphic but these are the opening weekend numbers of all the DCU films and what's the lowest one on there it's Justice League 96 million which should easily be your biggest movie what should have been one of the biggest opening weekend's of all time ends up being the lowest they've ever done sub 100 million can you keep that going do you stay on that path do you stay on that road do you just stubbornly go no this is what we're doing we're can keep going or do you at some point goes you know what guys it didn't work at least it didn't work as well as we hoped it would let's pull we have some of the richest comic-book characters in history at our disposal let's take advantage of that let's pull the plug on this DC EU let's start up a new DC Cinematic Universe let's start up a new one just called the DC the DC you instead of the DC EU let's start up a new one and use these iconic fantastic characters and let's start fresh Hey look spider-man just started fresh and that went over great with the audience went over great at the box office went over great with critics if spider-man can do it the DCE you can do it and spider-man didn't have to wait five years to do a reboot they rebooted rather quickly and everybody got on board and I think the DC Universe can do that as well I don't see why any reason they can't they got some of the greatest comic book characters in the world why not use them you got Batman and Superman on you should be able to do anything so anyway that's just my my thought on that anyway guys that will do it for this special edition of the weekend box office report when really it was all about Justice League and and look this is bad news for all of us we should all and I know there are probably some people out there who are brain dead just DC haters and they're going yeah Justice League failed that's moronic because if you don't think this it doesn't have an effect on the", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="League failed that's moronic because if you don't think this it doesn't have an effect on the MCU as well ask Kevin Feige Kevin Feige will be the first person to put you in a chair point you and say yes this does affect us you shouldn't be cheering for one of the two companies to fail you should be hoping they all do well be realistic be honest if you like them if you don't that's cool but you should be hoping they do well anyway guys hey that's just my thought on all that that will do it for me guys hey listen if you enjoyed participating in this video not that you whether you agree with my opinion or not but if you enjoy participating the video do if you ever click the thumbs up button leave a comment remember we're all on the same 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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F86S9Uc4mP4 | [Document(page_content='If you grew up loving Happy Meals, you know\nthere are few tastes more nostalgia-inducing than the orange drink from McDonald\'s — otherwise\nknown as Hi-C Orange Lavaburst. Unfortunately, that drink\'s run as your go-to\nbeverage order at McDonald\'s came to end over the summer of 2017 when it was quietly phased\nout across the chain. The announcement came in April 2017 through\nan alleged company memo leaked on Reddit, which said the drink was being axed to make\nway for a new Coke beverage exclusive to McDonald\'s, Sprite TropicBerry. According to the memo, Hi-C would be discontinued\nMay 1st and replaced with the new flavored Sprite over the summer of 2017, once each\nrestaurant\'s Hi-C supply was depleted. Cries of despair and outrage could be heard\nacross the internet as fans discovered the drink\'s demise, and those cries were particularly\nloud on Twitter. The Facebook page McDonald\'s Worker Memes\neven changed their cover photo to an image of Hi-C Orange Lavaburst in memory of the\ndrink, with some workers sharing their stories of unhappy customers — and others bragging\nabout still carrying the elusive beverage. However, 2017 is coming to a close and Sprite\nTropicBerry has yet to be revealed to McDonald\'s customers. Instead, most McDonald\'s are serving Orange\nFanta, most likely in an effort to appease those customers craving something orange to\nwash down their Big Macs. Unfortunately for the Golden Arches, it\'s\nnot going over well on social media. For now, however, fans of Hi-C Orange Lavaburst\ndo have other options. Twitter users claim to have found the drink\nat select Wendy\'s restaurants, and you can also buy it on Amazon and at many grocery\nstores — but you\'ll probably want to enjoy that in the privacy of your own home, unless\nyou don\'t mind sipping on a juice box in public "Hi-i-C! Hi-C! It tastes so wonderfully!" "wonderfully!" Perhaps the best option for Lavaburst lovers,\nthough, is Jack in the Box, who wasn\'t afraid to take advantage of McDonald\'s poor choices,\ntweeting, "Hi-FIVE!!! We still serve Hi-C! #HiCOrange #YoureWelcome." At least there\'s one fast food chain that\nstill cares about your childhood dreams. Thanks for watching! Click the Mashed icon to subscribe to our\nYouTube channel. Plus check out all this cool stuff we know\nyou\'ll love, too!', metadata={'source': 'F86S9Uc4mP4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnBtEib-H9E | [Document(page_content='Hey I’m Brianna, welcome to my Sweet Digs. I’ll let you in but first hit that subscribe\nbutton. Cool, come on in. I live in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn with my boyfriend\nand we pay $2250 in rent. And I actually think that’s a pretty good\nprice to pay, just because I paid the same thing in my last apartment\nfor a lot less space. We made this cute little corner where we can\nhang our coats, put our mail. This is a painting of Bill Murray, and that\nis Mike’s. This is Mike. And we found the perfect place for it where\nit’s just slightly hidden. Right when we got to the apartment we knew\nthat we wanted to kind of create a hallway because otherwise you would just be walking\nright into the living room. So we really did that by putting in this couch,\nand the bench. Because as you can see the wall stops pretty\nabruptly, and then it’s just the living room. These are our records. They’re mostly Mike’s. We got this shelf at World Market. We just really wanted to do something with\nthis wall because it was blank. Just put some pictures up, we have this dead\norchid, we can’t keep plants alive. And we have Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman\nbecause he actually lived in Clinton Hill at one point. Our TV console holds all of our DVDs\nand we have one board game, Settlers of Catan. We are sitting on the most expensive piece\nof furniture in the apartment. It’s from Raymour and Flanigan,\nit was about, what? 800 bucks, or something like that. 800 dollars for the couch. Seems like a good deal for a couch. Mike’s requirement was that he had to be\nable to lie down on it. What good is a couch if you can’t lay down\non it, right? The living room kind opens up, into the bedroom. We have these french doors. We have two llama pillows. Mike got me one for my birthday,\nand just a few days later my sister sent me the same exact pillow as a housewarming present. Once we had two we were like well, we can’t\nreturn one now, because we feel like they’re our pets. We haven’t named them yet, but if you have\nany good ideas let us know, comment below. This piece of furniture was completely repurposed,\nit was my aunt’s. Originally she had painted it green, and then\nmy sister too it to college and painted it yellow,\nand then we took it here, and then we did this, it’s a faux feather sponge paint. We have these two nooks that we wanted to\ndo something with instead of just having dead space,\nso we turned this one into Mike’s corner, and this one into mine. Mike…Mike, you’re supposed to turn around\nwhen I hit you. What? [laughter] This is Mike’s jam corner. If he had it his way it’d be a jam apartment. Should have seen my old apartment. In high school I picked up a guitar, and I\nwas like, I had no idea how to play. This is like my little emotional release corner. Sometimes I’ll ask him to make me a song,\nand play a song for me. But…it still hasn’t happened yet. And we’ve been dating for 3 years, so I’m\nthinking it’s not coming. I’m not a singer, shouldn’t be singing,\nso. Other than that sometimes I’m like can you stop. This is my corner. This is a painting that my friend made for me. And I covered up the hole in the wall with this little picture. Mike made the hole in the wall when he was\nputting the shelf in the wall, but now you can’t see it. One of my favorite parts about the bedroom\nis probably this headboard that we made ourselves. I saw one that I wanted that was really overpriced,\nso I figured we could just make our own for a lot less. I designed it, picked out the supplies, and\nthen Mike and my Dad physically made it. Probably the least favorite part about my\napartment would be the bathroom. It doesn’t have a window. So it kinda feels like a dungeon. And the marble walls, and the dark tile floors\nwere really aggressive. But we really lightened it up I think, with\nadding some green and light colors into the mix. I painted this. When we first moved in we only had one piece', metadata={'source': 'xnBtEib-H9E'}), Document(page_content='of wall art, which happened to be a watercolor of some cactuses, or cacti. Then we decided that we were gonna paint one night. We found inspiration in the cactus, so we\nalso painted a cactus. One we hung in the bathroom,\nand the other…we have to still find a place for it’s actually Mike’s. It hasn’t found a home yet. It’s an amateur painting but it’s made by me. This is our kitchen. When we first moved in it looked very different. My best decorating tip is definitely that\nsmall changes can make a big difference. The kitchen is a great example of that. The walls were white, the same as the cabinet,\nand it was just very washed out. The hardware were actually like white plastic\nhardware, and they were peeling and they were really gross. So we just painted the walls this blue color,\nand switched out the hardware for like 60 bucks at Home Depot. If you saw it beforehand you wouldn’t even\nknow it was the same place. What’s in my fridge right now, we’re having\nFriendsgiving this evening, but after that dinner’s gone all we’ll have left is one ravioli that was left by Mike. I was saving it for you. [laughter] Thank you. So, Bri will cook one week, I’ll cook the\nnext. I need a recipe, I have to do the grocery\nshopping ahead a time and have everything planned. I’m more of a…impromptu, I’ll just pick\nup stuff and try to figure something out. So far we’re both good cooks, who knew, I didn’t. And we’ve got these really cute little salt\nand pepper shakers, from World Market. They’re probably one of my favorite things\nin the apartment. This is our bar cart, this also came from Wayfair. And we have this wine rack down here. Unfortunately we can’t ever stack it with\nbottles of wine, because when they’re in the house we will drink them. This leads to the best part of the apartment. My favorite thing about the apartment is the\noutdoor space. It was the number one thing we were looking\nfor when we started apartment hunting. You can have a cup of coffee out there, you\ncan have dinner out there, we’ve got friends who are coming over we go out there. Mike really enjoys building things. I did make the planters out of old palette\nwood and cheap wood from Home Depot. Mike planted all of these flowers, some of\nthem are dying unfortunately because he forgets to water them. This also belonged to my aunt. We’re having Friendsgiving this evening,\nwhich is why I have this nice little set up. We’ll have the lights on it’ll be really\nnice. We found this place actually on Trulia. As soon as we walked down the street and it\njust felt really homey, it was like everything you needed right in one place. And it happened to be the one. We just moved in together. I think the transitions been great. At first maybe I was like, “Oh no!” It’s like living with a roommate. But it’s nice because unlike a roommate you can be like, “Put your dishes away” and he’ll be like, “Okay.” What do I sound like? “Like this.”', metadata={'source': 'xnBtEib-H9E'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvdTNDMru78 | [Document(page_content="I just tried the Tom Brady diet for a week so Tom Brady's got this new book called the T b12 method in the book he outlines in detail the fitness regimens he undertakes and diet as well Tom Brady's nutrition plan definitely made me tweak my already okay diet in terms of the food that I ate during the week you're staying away from from sugars and dairies and refined carbohydrates it's a lot of vegetables lean white meats we had ground turkey burgers over lots of greens peppers carrots we also had a grilled chicken breast some brussel sprouts and then quinoa then during the day I would eat an apple I would eat almonds Tom Brady is all about the hydration and constantly drinking water it's recommended that you take your total body weight cut that in half and then drink the corresponding amount of ounces of water that's half your body weight every day I would drink approximately 90 ounces of water three big pulling spring bottles of water in terms of caffeine I usually drink like 4 cups of coffee a day on average which is a lot it's too much Tom Brady he does not drink caffeine but he recommended a maximum amount of 200 milligrams of caffeine a day and that equals two cups of coffee in terms of alcohol Tom Brady in the book says that he does occasionally have a cocktail but he says that if you're gonna drink alcohol you need to match the ounce amount of alcohol that you drink with water so if you have a 12 ounce beer you need to drink a 12 ounce glass of water one of the dishes that I tried was the avocado ice cream which Tom Brady's been famous for making before okay you guys wasn't a fan of the avocado ice cream sorry Tom over all the Tom Brady t b12 experience was a big improvement over my regular routine I loved always focusing on eating healthy and avoiding unhealthy rich sugary foods I think this is definitely a positive tweak for me I feel like it's already had a positive impact on me [Music]", metadata={'source': 'ZvdTNDMru78'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7I4vokl78 | [Document(page_content='-Just talk me through\na couple things. First of all, you´ve been in\nthe major leagues for how long? -13 years.\n-Yeah. -Yeah.\n[ Audience cheers ] -First World Series.\n-Winning it. -Winning it.\n-It´s about time! -I know.\n-Yeah, yeah. Right, right. Thank you.\n-That´s what I´m saying. -I mean, how -- how does it --\nhow do -- you just got traded. You were in Detroit for forever,\nand for a long time. -Yeah. So, yes,\nso, mostly of 13 years, and then I got the call that --\nthat I was traded, and I needed\nto say "okay" and -- -40 minutes before the trade -- -40 minutes before the trade\ndeadline, which is at midnight. -Did you -- Did you have\nany other options or were... -It was -- It was the Astros. They said, "You --\nYou have to commit to this," and, basically --\n-Or what? Or your career´s over?\n-Or stay with Detroit. -Dead.\n-Yeah, exactly. -"Do it, or you´re dead." -Probably not make it\nto the World Series. We´ll just -- you know...\n-Yeah, yeah, sure. And you just said --\nDid you help? Did you -- You must have. -We had -- We debated a lot.\n-Yeah. -Yeah,\nwe went back and forth a lot. Like, everyone always talks\nabout the baseball decision, but not everyone thinks about\nthe emotional decision and -- -The life decision.\n-Exactly. -Our whole lives\nwere in Detroit. -And, you know like, the next\nday, we´re moving to Houston, whatever decision we make.\n-Which was just hit by Harvey. -Yeah.\n-Ohh. Gosh. I mean... -So, yeah, the next day, we actually\ncouldn´t even move to Houston because the airports\nweren´t open yet because of Hurricane Harvey.\n-Mm-hmm. -Well, that made it\neven more emotional to watch that World Series because of all the great people\nof Houston and what just happened to them, but, also, this is the first\ntime in franchise history that -- that you won.\n-Yeah. -Also, it´s just good to see\nyoung people in love, so... [ Laughter ]\n[ Cheers and applause ] It´s just -- It is great.\n-Oh! -I mean that --\nI don´t know how -- so -- so you --\nyou win the World Series, and it´s great,\nand then the parade happens, and you --\nyou can´t go to the parade because, in a great excuse,\nyou guys got married. -Yeah.\n-Pretty good excuse. -Yeah.\n-Yeah. -So, what happened with this?\nDid it just -- You just planned it that\nyou were gonna be in Italy, or where did you...\n-Yeah, so, we planned the wedding,\nyou know, before, obviously,\nhe was traded, and we´ve been planning\nthis thing. -Somebody is gonna say\nyou didn´t think you were gonna make it\nto the World Series. [ Laughter ] -Maybe not.\n-Well, all right. You´re hoping for the best. You´re like,\n"Ah, let´s just book it." Yeah.\n-Yeah. -And literally,\nwhen we´re planning this thing, we´re -- we´re talking, like,\nyou know, best case scenario, we go to the World Series. There´s really literally\nonly one thing that could throw a huge wrench\nin all of our plans. It´s not the World Series. It´s going to Game 7\nof the World Series. -And guess where we went.\n-Sure enough. [ Laughter ]\n-So you´re sitting there, Game 7, and your --\nall your relatives are in -- -Everybody´s in Italy.\nEveryone´s at the venue. We had an event that night,\nand everyone´s texting us, like, "Your wedding´s so pretty.\nWish you were here." [ Laughter ]\n-"Wish you -- Wish you were here." We got -- We got taken around\nour wedding via FaceTime, Like, "Say ´hey´ to Uncle Joe."\n-Yeah, or, like, "Hi. Thanks for coming."\n[ Laughter and applause ] -That´s the greatest.\n-Oh. -Do you ever get superstitious for anything you do\nin the stands? -Yes. It´s really hard,\nbecause, you know, in my career, I have a lot of control, and whenever\nI´m watching Justin, I obviously have zero control, and I´m just sitting there,\nhoping for the best. So then,\nyou end up creating a routine, ´cause you think\nthat you´re helping them. So, I -- You´re not.\n-Do you notice, too? I mean, Justin, do you -- do you\never look in the stands like, "She´s not sitting there.\nLike, what´s going on?" -Yeah.', metadata={'source': 'tr7I4vokl78'}), Document(page_content='ever look in the stands like, "She´s not sitting there.\nLike, what´s going on?" -Yeah.\n-Not while I´m pitching. I actually made her in -- at Dodger Stadium\nin the World Series, she had\nsome really awesome seats that were, like,\nright next to our dugout, and I said,\n"Honey, you can´t sit there." [ Laughter ] -You´ve got to move\nto the nosebleeds. -That´s just --\nThat´s gonna distract me. -Yeah, exactly. Yeah.\nThey cut to you. It was at the end of Game 7,\njust to see you in the crowd, and I just saw you\nsitting there, and you´re just like --\njust -- I don´t -- just so nervous and excited\nfor him, and it was like... -Yeah.\n-...it was just so cool, ´cause I --\nyou know, I know you. I don´t know you that well,\nbut I could tell, like, you´re so proud of him,\nand it was just great. How did he propose?\nI know, to put you on the spot. -Whoa.\n[ Laughter ] -Come on. You can --\n-What a transition! No. -You can give me the scoop.\nYou can give me the scoop. -Yeah. No, I mean, it was\nthis great, elaborate proposal, and...\n[ Laughter ] He´s very romantic. -Yeah. He won\nthe World Series -- big deal. -Yeah.\n-Like, every guy does that. Yeah.\n-But he gets down on one knee, and he pops open the ring box, and in my mind, I was like,\n"Don´t look at the ring. He´s gonna think\nyou´re materialistic. Just look in his eyes.\nListen to what he´s saying. Listen.\nYou´re not listening, Kate!" This is my internal dialogue. And then, finally, I was like, "He stopped talking.\nJust say ´yes´!" And he´s -- I said "yes," and he stands up,\nand he was like, "Do you not like the ring?\nYou didn´t look at it once." [ Laughter ] -That is so you.\n-I was like, "I love it!" -"No, I love the ring and you,\nbut I´m not material!" -Yeah. I was trying to be\nin the moment. I wasn´t! -I´m so happy for you guys,\ndoubly, and, yeah, I´m just --\ncongratulations, and please come back,\nand I hope to see you both. -Thank you so much.\n-I´m so happy for you guys. -Thank you.\n-Congratulations. -Thank you.\n[ Cheers and applause ] -Justin Verlander\nand Kate Upton, everybody!', metadata={'source': 'tr7I4vokl78'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1EgRiVdT5w | [Document(page_content="- Hi, everyone! It's your girl, Jenn. And today, I am doing a\nreally fun styling video. Since it's finally starting\nto get cold around here, I thought I would bust out\nsome of my outerwear pieces and show you guys how I style them. I am so happy to announce that I have partnered with Nordstrom Rack\nwho is sponsoring this video. They have such a great\nselection of outerwear, so it was really fun\ngetting to make this video. I also filmed a video on\ntheir YouTube channel, so make sure you check that\nout after you watch mine. But for this video, I\nam styling three looks, so let's get started. The first coat I'm styling\nis the puffer coat. Puffer coats are\nnotorious for being bulky, but that's why I decided to choose one that's more elongated. I love that this is in\na neutral olive shade, so it's really easy to pair\nwith anything in my closet. I went ahead and styled it\nwith a gray turtleneck sweater, and then I streamlined with\nsome simple, black skinnies for something chic and classic. For shoes, I'm wearing\nsome classic black boots. And then I wore a beanie\nto cover up any bedhead. I think this is a really\ngreat, everyday jacket that you can rock to school or\nrunning errands around town. Nordstrom Rock has a ton\nof amazing puffer options, so make sure you check it out. This next outfit is how I\nwould rock a faux fur coat. I found this color one at Nordstrom Rack, and I love that it's reversible. So it's like you're\ngetting two coats in one. Since the coat is on the\nmore extravagant side, I'm going to show you how I rock this baby in the evening for a date night look. I popped on the coat, and I'm showing off the white faux fur side. I feel like it gives off a more chic, winter wonderland vibe. Underneath, I'm wearing a cute, lace dress and then paired it with\nsome over-the-knee boots for a cozy winter feel. This is a great look to wear to a concert or even a nice dinner. I also styled these boots over at the Nordstrom Rack\nchannel, so if you'd like to get more ideas on how to style it, definitely go check it out. I'll leave it in the cards\nand the description box. The next coat is perfect for those who are traveling for the holidays. I highly recommend getting a bomber jacket because they're so multifaceted and can be worn for so many occasions. Here I have this really\nsick, black bomber. It's so comfortable, and it has this cool graphic on the back. So this is how I styled the bomber to wear at the airport. I paired the jacket with a comfy hoodie and some sweats. This is like a really chilled out look, and it's insanely comfortable. So that way, you can travel in leisure. Now here is how I wear the\nbomber for the evening. I paired it with a patterned,\nover-the-shoulder top and my navy disco pants. This is a flashy ensemble you can wear to a house party or drinks with the girls. So, yeah, that's why I\nlove bombers so much. They're light-weight, easy to pack, and really go with any occasion. All right, guys, those\nare my three outfits featuring outerwear pieces. If you'd like more fashion inspiration, head on over to Nordstrom\nRack's YouTube channel. I filmed something on there. I will leave a link in\nthe description box, so please check it out. You can also shop similar\nstyles on Nordstrom Rack. They are having an additional\n30 percent off sale on Black Friday, so if\nyou love a good deal, make sure you right in your calendars. Please let me know what other items you'd like me to style in future videos in the comments down below. I love reading what you guys have to say. And yeah, thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you guys in the next one. Bye!", metadata={'source': 'Q1EgRiVdT5w'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNywashg_mw | [Document(page_content="last week some were tracking I'm sure you know a Gainesville plane that that came around the area here in Connecticut I'm sure you've heard about it and the dots were connecting that you potentially to the Florida Gators what kind of interest you have in the Gator is a head coach opening is this your way of firing me now you try to ease someone off the guard maybe we have a soft place for you to land but we want you here obviously I was a big demand outside I was in New Hampshire last week so I really enjoyed what I'm doing now I think Florida is an outstanding program and has had so much success with urban Steve Spurrier I think whoever gets that job would be really lucky ok and you weren't here not sure I'm on Bristol on the weekends Bristol in the week they don't have during the week no no flight checking on during the week he's not here", metadata={'source': 'NNywashg_mw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wS7seijyks | [Document(page_content="Hey guys, it's Ro, today I'm hanging out with my friend Justine, Hi! you guys know Justine We're just hanging out in my sunroom, and when she comes over I like to rope her into trying a bunch of yummies with me, and I thought this would be perfect for us Yes, because we love pumpkin spice lattes Are we basic? So I went to the store I picked up a bunch of different items that are pumpkin spice flavored, and I also want to note that I was a little extra because I got items that were not Pumpkin flavored they specifically had to be pumpkin spice flavor I wanted it say pumpkin spice, perfect! Alright, Justine cause you're the guest what do you want to try first? Okay, this is gonna sound crazy. I want to try the cereal Is that okay? Yes lets do it! okay. My dad used to always eat these but he would eat the ones like weren't frosted like the super like not good He wants the healthy ones Ooo! It smells like pumpkin spice and the thing also, you know what the thing with pumpkin spice is they put a lot orange dye in these things And look at it, it's frosted, it's orange. Oh, it's only on one side look it look it look uh I can't wait any longer, right? Mm-hmm Oh this is good. Can you marry in like a bowl of milk it needs milk, yeah, we're having the cereal dry. Its so dry! (Coughing) Oh try for pumpkin spice flavor, I'm gonna give this a thumbs up. Yes pretty good mmm the next thing I want to try and I'm so sorry cause I know you've already tried these but As soon as they came out. I really want to try one I haven't had one a pumpkin spice flavored Oreo And I will taste test these all day long because I'm just gonna spoiler alert. These are so good Okay, lets just try it I mean you see what you think Little pumpkin like a pie on the front of the box this makes sense so they little pumpkin pie and in the middle it looks like pumpkin filling Although when I smell this this smells like an electrical fire It doesn't smell like um pumpkin spice I like I've definitely plug things in and had some sparks fly out before and that's what the smells like okay, but let me taste Mmm Oh man, I love it so much. Thats so good Oh, but you got a little... on my nose? (Laughter) The filling is right on! I'm gonna give this a thumbs up. I'm gonna try this just the filling. Im gonna eat it, too That's very spicy. I got the filling is a perfect pumpkin spice flavor these are gonna disappear Very quickly in my house. I'll tell you that your turn, Justine. Oh, what do you want, try those are kind of sweet? Maybe let's try the chips They are spiced with pumpkin spice on top oh It smells like chips. I've never had a pumpkin chip. I don't even know what to expect now. What's about this What's different about this they're crafted with simple ingredients? pumpkin puree, pumpkin seeds, cinnamon, and nutmeg oh, wow But it's a tortilla chip, so let's try it It tastes like a naked Dorito They're really good but..they don't taste like pumpkin spice. Hey, I might cry oh, man You're gonna make fun of me. Why would I make fun of you? You're gonna make fun of me. I don't think I, I might... I don't know! I know at the store, and I saw these one of my favorite candies with a twist Aw these remind me of my grandma. That's why I fell in love with is my Nana always had these and then I loved them I saw these at Target, and I lit up you wouldn't even see my face. It went like this... Smell spicy oh it does it smells like pumpkin spice. Oh, it's very soft A little to soft. Mm-hmm I was concerned that it would rip out my fake teeth. I think I'm gonna be okay, my dentures!! Oh Give it a thumbs up it tastes like pumpkin spice. It does. I've been eyeing up these pretzels To be honest, okay, let's try em. Now are these coated? They are! Covered pretzels in anything like white chocolate And just chocolate or like a favorite. This is the best thing I've ever ever tasted How's it making you some good smell? Oh? That's a strong flavor oh", metadata={'source': '_wS7seijyks'}), Document(page_content="best thing I've ever ever tasted How's it making you some good smell? Oh? That's a strong flavor oh oh very orange Hmm Salt like something and too much Nutmeg too much pumpkin. I hid actually party with RO Okay, it says that it's white fudge coating and God with pumpkin harvest spices I feel like I have a Clorox wipe stuck in my throat! (Ro laughing) Its burning! This will punch you in the face with flavors! But was it enjoyable? Not so much. It was a little much. Ok, I need some water or something I need a drink. Gosh! We have so many things. Oh my gosh. This is crazy like marshmallows and are they actually pumpkin shaped?they're shaped like pumpkins, we've got to try these real pumpkin spice flavored and shaped like pumpkins. They're so cute, and we got a smell tip anything these smell like a pumpkin These are very cute! Im gonna try it. alright. Very faint I think they're liars, are you a liar? the slightest hint a Cinnamon it's so light is very light. I think that my taste buds may have been burned off on those pretzels. I'm gonna keep Light I'm gonna give that a thumbs down for a spice flavor. Yeah could not taste it, but they tasted really good Ok lets do these ones, okay the chips so I feel like this is more something that you would be baking with pumpkin spice little chips it smells good. Oh That's strong and nice and like that okay. You first. Here's just a few all right. Let's try it Tastes like pumpkin spice. Oh, I think so this is a yes Oh yeah, and it's delicious. Oh, yeah, I would eat this whole bag It smells like pumpkin spice, it tastes like pumpkin spice, and it's delicious This is a triple threat over here ladies and gentlemen! Im going back for seconds! This is delicious! Now these little pumpkin spice cookies at Trader Joe's. Oh, yeah Do you know those like animal crackers cookies that look like this? Yeah the pink and the white ones? I used to eat those all the time. They also remind me of my grandma she would always buy them for me and they were so good! Nostalgia, I smell a little spicy, I smell the spice okay, let's start at the oranges. It's the most pumpkiny Mmm. I like it. Tastes good. This tastes very good. Wow This is really good mmm shortbread cookies with pumpkin spice and yogurt coating, mmm. Lets try the white one. Hmm, I think it tastes the same. same. Mmm. These are thumbs up. Oh, this is definitely top three. Smell good, tastes good mmm pumpkin spice I might like these more than the Oreos actually Woah! We have one more pumpkin spice treat to try and this is a classic candy Hershey Kisses, but they came out with a pumpkin spice flavor for the season I still can't believe how many pumpkin spice things they have like it's... everything...can't wait. The wrapper... they made a pumpkin spice color, so we've got the orange and the brown and even, look at the little tag It's brown. It says pumpkin spice on the tag Can you see this? It's very small but I can see it (Producer/someone behind camera). Ok cool! There are orange? Yes! Okay, I bet its probably just like a melted like the... you know these are kind of melted - this one's falling apart. Oh Hmm I can't eat this. Oh, it's very chewy. Very strong. Too much, yeah Its just to much pumpkin spice! But it does taste like pumpkin spice. It definitely tastes like pumpkin spice like a lot, yeah I think it's a little bit more over the top like the chocolate chips for sort of you could taste it but it wasn't overpowering yeah Alright, that does it for all of the pumpkin spice flavored food that I have good day. Justine, What were your favorites we had some good one so I think these three We've pretty much narrowed down as our favorites, but I think if I had to pick I would probably go with the cookies as way number one I agree these are my top three favorites as well my number. One are the chips. A big thank you, again, to just need for helping me taste all of these pumpkin spice things. Girl, you", metadata={'source': '_wS7seijyks'}), Document(page_content="thank you, again, to just need for helping me taste all of these pumpkin spice things. Girl, you know anytime you've got taste tests, just let me know! Yeahhh! I'll be putting her links down below Please go subscribe and show her some love if you're new to the channel go check her out She makes amazing videos, and if you'd like to watch any other fun videos you can click up here or up here! (Singing song) I'll take these You know we can just like pour these on top, and oh I wanna make chocolate chip cookies with these oh my goodness", metadata={'source': '_wS7seijyks'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDVXOo_HXKU | [Document(page_content="[MUSIC] And look out from behind. >> Opportunity\n>> Looking to take advantage. Roll through by Kingston. >> Kofi Kingston, he's got it,\nhe's got it, he's got it, he's got it. >> One on one. >> Look at this. Trouble in paradise, trouble in paradise,\nKingston hooks the leg. He did it. Kofi did it. >> There is a winner at Sole Survivor, Kofi Kingston. >> Look at this, double underhook. Got him over with a suplex move. [INAUDIBLE]\n>> The giant wins the survivor series. >> Here is the Sole Survivor Andre\nthe Giant. >> [APPLAUSE]\n>> Extension right hand, now, the warrior with the other hand. What a clothesline, and\nanother one, and a third. Is he on fire. Ultimate warrior fight tempo 1,\n2, he got it. >> [APPLAUSE]\n>> Aja Kong. >> With the advantage of,\nshe got it right in the face. >> Sure.\n>> It's over, it's over. [SOUND]\n>> Aja Kong victorious, imagine that. >> Aja Kong. [MUSIC] >> Aah. >> Shamrock just snapped. Look at that neck, look at that intensity. There's the arm bar submission. Now, he's gonna\n>> [APPLAUSE] >> He's in a lock. Shamrock's ankle lock and Shamrock survives. >> Glenn's has a lot of experience. >> Not used to having a [INAUDIBLE]\nhand on her neck, that'll do it. >> The grand slam, and\nthe RAW Divas, they got the win. >> Here is your winner, and Sole Survivor, RAW Diva, Beth Phoenix and Glamazon. >> Went right down to the wire. [SOUND]\n>> Well, this is more than making a statement,\nCole, you know that. This is more than sending a message,\nthis could possibly be ending in- >> [CROSSTALK] going for the pump. And look at this. He went for the pump. Ziggler counted. Ziggler’s the sole survivor. >> Ladies and gentleman\nthe Sole Survivor is Dolph Ziggler. [MUSIC] >> This young kid making his debut just\nbecame a prominent superstar in the world wrestling federation and\nthat's impressive. >> Look at this. Rocky man and Goldust. >> Shoulder breaker. >> And there. One, two. >> [INAUDIBLE]\n>> I can't believe it. >> Here is your winner. >> My God,\nI feel like my name should be Adrian. >> Rocky Maivia. >> What a way to make your debut. [SOUND]\n>> Dial it up. >> Who are you gonna call? >> The spear. >> Spear. >> Spear. Roman Reigns. The cover. >> Two, three.\n>> Roman Reigns has done it. [SOUND] [MUSIC] [SOUND]\n>> And now, Randy Orton is a Pedigree away from losing\n>> Orton about to bow down right now, JR. Bow to-\n>> [APPLAUSE] >> The RKO out of nowhere. >> No way.\n>> Orton brought the RKO home. >> One, two, three.\n>> No. >> Raw wins it. >> [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC] >> No.\n>> Can you believe it? >> Randy Orton. [MUSIC]", metadata={'source': 'LDVXOo_HXKU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4mK5OElAFQ | [Document(page_content="- I told you not to pick a fight with me, and now you must pay. - KaameehameHaaa... (crying/defeated voice) - Hi mom, I need you to pick me up, he's being mean to me! (title intro music) - What is up everybody!? - Today's video: Real Or Fake Anime, another installment. - The theme? Action adventure! - For those of you who may be new to this video series, I don't wanna keep you in the dark! - A little while ago, I told you all how much I enjoyed anime, and I decided to put my knowledge of anime to the test by asking all of you on Twitter to submit the plots of real anime using the hashtag #TSRealAnime and plots that you just made up using the hashtag #TSFakeAnime and I had to determine which ones are real and which ones were fake. - And let me tell you, you guys were very good at stumping me. - But! I think this time around, I will be much better because action-adventure anime is what I enjoy the most, I love them. - Characters go on quests to get secret relics and save loved ones that exist out there and break magic spells. Yeah, I got this one down. - I talk a big game. - We're gonna find out! And yes, once again helping us out for this action-packed real or fake anime is a returning special guest, Dominic! Come on in, or spin on in here, buddy. Dominic: Sorry, I'm gonna show off the sleeves on this shirt. Thomas: Yes, oh, yeah look at that special yu-gi-oh shirt. It's fantastic (laughs) Do you ever run out of anime merchandise to sport for these videos? Dominic: Never Thomas: Never! That's what I want for Christmas Dominic: (singing) All I want for Christmas is anime! (Thomas laughs) Are you ready for this action-packed (D: I'm so ready) anime video? (D: action packed anime video!) Dude, and I'm excited what you guys will come up with. Also for this video, I thought in order to help me better make sense of the plots that you guys submitted to me I will be visualizing everything through the use of a whiteboard! Bring it out. Thank you, thank you so much for that, Dominic, thank you. You all know Dominick You know I'm a fantastic artist. That is what I am known for. Are you shaking your... (laughs) I will be trying to draw out what you guys have submitted to me on Twitter in order to better determine Whether that plot is real or fake. D: Keyword; trying. T: I'm gonna try. D: You're gonna try. We're gonna see if this works. D: We'll see. T: This helps me. (laughs) Before we begin, I want to once again give a quick shout-out to crunchyroll for making this video possible Crunchyroll is home to unlimited anime, manga, and drama titles, all professionally subtitled and new episodes are available one hour after airing in Japan via simulcast, so if you're interested in a trial of that service You can sign up for 14 days ad free using this URL crunchyroll.com slash sanders, or by clicking the link down in the description. (clears throat) Ready! D: A boy discovered that he is part owl and has to travel through different dimensions by his magical wings to save other people like him, but as time goes on he slowly starts turning fully into an owl and has to find a way to stop it before he's no longer human. Magical owls. T: A magical owl. okay, (smacks lips) no no no wait. I'm off to a great start here. D: Thomas Picasso making his masterpiece. Oh, I'm so good. Okay, so we've got a boy. He's part owl. D: Is he? T: Yeah. Those are his wings, that's probably the part of him that's an owl. And he's flying through a dimension that right now looks kind of like a windowpane. but he is slowly, okay wait. Oh, man. I am so good! He's probably not happy about it. This is him. This is him more owl-like I will say the one sketchy thing is that we did cover a magical owl in the last video and that one ended up being fake, but I'm gonna say this is real. D: Fake. Should've gone with the first instinct! That was a good plot though, very detailed, very specific. D: I'd watch it. T: No, yeah, for sure D: I", metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content='was a good plot though, very detailed, very specific. D: I\'d watch it. T: No, yeah, for sure D: I want to see a character design for owl boy. T: Yeah, definitely! If anybody wants to draw owl boy, make it happen. Let\'s... let\'s make that an anime D: Tag me in it. (laughs) Yes, perfect. D: A man with the uncontrollable ability to rewind time is forced to go back to his childhood to save his mother from a murder. T: Hold on, so this guy has the uncontrollable power to, like, go back in time and yet he will use it even though it\'s uncontrollable to save his mom. D: Yes. How does he control the time to go back? Is it that he wants to use this power to control time? D: Says he\'s forced. Like maybe he gets the ability to rewind time But he can\'t control it and he goes so far back that he\'s like where his mother got murdered. And he\'s basically like I got to stop it now. Right? D: I guess I\'ll do this. T: I guess I\'ll do it. Like why not? D: I like your, uh, your mom hair. It\'s very like, 1950s. T: (laughter) Right? Yeah, it\'s just very, she, she just came from the salon, which was very unfortunate She spent a lot of money on that hair. This is him just going "Why not? I\'ll save her" But if he\'s uncontrollably going back in time, I don\'t get the for- ugghh. I\'m gonna say that this is fake. D: It\'s real. T: What the heck? (marker and whiteboard thump on the floor) This is not working out for me. What is it? (laugh) D: Go ahead and wipe everything off that white board because it\'s called "Erased". (Thomas laughs hard) T: I thought that whole thing was the title of the anime. (laughter) It\'s called "Erased", huh? Shoot, well I mean I love anything that has to do with time travel. Sorry I had to pick up my marker cuz I dropped it in a fit of rage. (laughs) Well, I am not off to a great start. My theory of the whiteboard helping me has been horribly ineffective. D: Uh, believe in the heart of the art T: I guess so. Okay. D: A girl gets a magical pen and is able to make any weapon of choice She fights evil with friends who have similar abilities. The catch is that the fuel for her pen is blood. Her enemies aren\'t organic, so she has to kill innocent people to fight off the bad guys What the heck?! I don\'t even know! Okay, hold on! She\'s got this magic pen, she\'s got like this real cool D: She\'s got crazy anime hair. T: Spiky anime hair, kind of looks like Knuckles the Echidna, and she teams up with other people because yes, we need a whole cast of characters. D: as every good anime does. T: Absolutely! Are you kidding me? There\'s always like the one really big dude that\'s actually like, just really quiet and, like, stoic. D: Big teddy bear. T: There\'s usually some sort of like flying animal that\'s like, "hey guys, come on over here! This way!" It would have horns for some reason This guy can just conduct like blue fireballs out of his hand. And then this is the guy who\'s like, got a dark past and he won\'t tell anybody about it. She\'s got to kill the bad guys, right? D: She\'s got to kill innocent people... T: She has to kill innocent people? D: To get the blood cuz the bad guys aren\'t organic. I guess they\'re like robots. T: That\'s not fair. I want to root for this team and she has to kill innocent people? Noo, fake. D: It\'s fake! T: YAY! (laughs) The drawing worked! D: Heart of the art! T: Look at that! That\'s-that\'s amazing. OC character artwork. Original character (laughs) Finally, came through for me. (exhale) D: A young straight-A student boy saves a young Wanted boy named Rat from the government. Later in the future, both boys find each other again and try to save people from wasp viruses while also falling in love with each other. T: Great. (laughs) There\'s a lot there. Okay. I\'m gonna just do this in list form here, alright? So we\'ve got, first of all, straight-A student. And I put straight in quotation marks because of the later factoids we found out about him Then we have wanted', metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content="in quotation marks because of the later factoids we found out about him Then we have wanted criminal, right? Ignore my handwriting. This is me trying to write left-handed on white board. Classic prince and the pauper story. Then later, they team up, they save people from wasp viruses? D: That's what it says. T: And then to top it all off, it's gay. There's a lot to unpack here. I don't know what happened right here between- It's so vague and all over the place I want to say it's real. D: It's real. YESS!! (laughs in triumph) D: White board strikes again! T: Yay! D: Number six. T: That's what it's called? D: Yeah. T: I need to see these. These are my kind of anime. That one was gay. D: A lot of catching up to do. T: I do. You know I do Whiteboard, you are really helping me out now. Now that I've gotten the hang of it. Woot-woot in a boot D: A young boy who can make the most annoying sound ever will attempt with seemingly no magic ability to become a wizard King. (Thomas laughs in disbeleif) To me the most annoying sound would be like just a big ole SKRREEEEEEEEEE Was that good? D: Yeah, I like that. T: Was that annoying to you? D: Very annoying. T: Great. That's important. They've got that and then he's attempting to be a wizard King. So I would think a wizard king They would almost have like a jester's hat Probably. All right so we've got a boy who's trying to be a jester's... (giggle) He's trying to be a wizard King and he's got no magical abilities That's a wand with like smoke coming out of like (pfft) Alright. (laughs) Looking at it here, um... Here's me just even not knowing what this anime would be called. D: This might be my favorite drawing you've done so far. T: Really? D: I want that on a shirt. (Thomas laughs) T: I don't know if there's enough here for an anime. It doesn't look like it would be an anime to me, so I'm gonna say fake. D: It's real. T: It is? D: It's real. T: Is this nothing like how the anime looks? (laughter) Okay, so what's the anime called? D: Black Clover. T: Oh, and you have no idea what it's about? D: Uhh, except that it's about a young boy who can make the most annoying sound ever. T: I want to know what that is. SKRRREEEEEEEE I tried! (laughs) D: A calico-colored cat is forced to go on a quest to find the golden anchovy that was stolen from the museum. Along the way, she will face tummy rubs and monsters, but worst of all, red laser pointers. T: Did Talyn create this prompt? I love some cats, okay, fine. I will draw this out. calico colored cat and she faces tummy rubs She's going to get the golden anchovy. Just imagine that that is gold. And laser pointers. It's not striking through the cat It's just there in front of her. The monster is this big old... this guy walking up behind him yeah D: That guy. T: His name's Fred. The monster, I would say clearly in this expertly drawn drawing, completely throws off the rest of this delightful cat adventure that I would clearly want to watch, so I'm gonna go ahead and say, conclusively, that it is fake. D: Yup, fake. T: Thank you. Thank you! I mean it was a story about a cat facing a whole bunch of cuddly adventures. It could have been bananya It could have been that anime. Very good whoever whoever made this. The monsters though? (clicks tongue) Threw you off. (Thomas laughs) D: Better luck next time. T: Better luck next time. D:A main character who knows that she's a main character decides that she doesn't want to be a hero and spends her first year of high school trying to escape the Incredible amount of triggers that might actually start any quest or adventure. T: Oooh like a video game? D: Could be. T: That's really interesting this one. She's got a pony tail D: Is that how you draw a pony tail? That's my pony tail! Let's just pretend it is a scrolling video game of a school, alright? She's at school, and she's just like you know talked to mysterious owl, and she's just like no man But if this", metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content="and she's just like you know talked to mysterious owl, and she's just like no man But if this were the anime what would happen then if she's just saying no to every adventure? She knows that she's like a hero to the story, and she just continuously says no I don't know. What story would actually be told that would be a fascinating challenge, but I'm gonna say it's fake. D: its fake T: Is... good. Somebody should write that story though. That's a really cool story that the more I thought about it I was like actually could be really be interesting where they could take that story. Cool! D: Yeah, I feel like it'd be really... T: Well-done! I want everybody to take any artwork that I've done so far and just make it so much better (laughing) than what I'm able to do. D: A man from another planet is forced to fight the former Prince when his peaceful life on Earth is threatened when the prince and his royal guards come to find a powerful force. Okay hold on this sounds familiar Dominic. Okay, so that's a man from another planet. What's happening with the blue? What's happening with my BLUE?! So this other dude from another planet is coming here because of a powerful force D: Yes. T: But then finds the former prince here on Earth that he's living a very peaceful life here You know what this sounds like? This sounds like Dragon Ball, is it Dragon Ball? D: (sings) Dragon Ball! T: (Laughing) is that what it is? D: yeah. T: Did you see I just did the halo because of Goku? I can't believe this is the fifth real or fake anime video And we have yet to do dragon ball for reals like actual D: Yeah T: As a prompt. T: Is this available on crunchyroll? D: yeah, Dragon Ball super is. T: Dragon Ball super is available on, on crunchyroll. I think I said this in the very first video, but Dragon Ball was like one of the very first ones I ever watched. D: Y- same. T: The drawings are actually really helpful now the Twitter's like two hundred and eighty Characters because there's so much information that people are able to put into a prompt. D: Crazy politicians create a convoluted war between space and Earth, in order to over saturate humanity with violence, and encourage that all weapons be abandoned so that humanity may move towards total pacifism. T: That is so much that somebody gleamed from a possible anime. D: It's well written. T: It is well written I don't even know how to write... I don't even know how to depict that. Hold on . This seems like this would be another listicle. So these politicians are saying we create a war between Earth and space and have them war so much That it over saturates our daily lives with violence that we get bored and we're like you know get it out of our system like Oh say, the purge. it's basically the purge, but in space. D: When you put it like that... (Thomas laughs heartily) I wanna say this is fake. D: It's real. T: That's real!? D: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. T: That's the plot to Gundam? D: Apparently. T: Gundam is basically the purge! D: Gundam is the purge! D: How does supervillains eat? Two friends learn the truth when they are accepted into a food delivery service. Ever tried to deliver pizza to a hot-tempered villain with a power gauntlet? They have. Can these two friends survive their new job? T: That was like the best promotion for an anime. D: yeah with the log line T: Ever seen a supervillian eat a pizza with a gauntlet? They have. (laughs) Okay, so it is literally a food delivery service for supervillains called... I don't know. Let's say it's a pizza box, and it's just called evil slice. Evil slice pizza. (to the tune of Krusty Krab Pizza) Evil Slice Pizza is the pizza for you and me Okay, so they've got evil slice here. They're going to deliver this to evil villains? This guy who is clearly evil as depicted by the evil looking scar on his cheek and the gruesome frown he's got and his Fists are balled up, and he's like... I'm gonna eat that pizza", metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content='the gruesome frown he\'s got and his Fists are balled up, and he\'s like... I\'m gonna eat that pizza with all my evil might Because I love olives and pineapple on pizza at the same time I\'m that evil. first of all we\'re gonna couple this with the idea that I don\'t see the anime sustaining itself this long with this just being the premise. And also the way the tweet was formatted to look like like the Promotion for an anime like they were really trying to sell it it just feels pretty fake, so I\'m gonna say fake D: It\'s fake. T: Okay, good. (laughs) I think I drew a pretty awesome villain. No by the way Bye, guy. D: A young girl teen along with her sight Transforming partner and her friends learn how to fight demons and witches at school and end up fighting against the very personification of madness also, Excalibur. T: I have to draw this. Let\'s break this one down shall we? Okay, so we\'ve got girl, friend who transforms into a scythe, other friends at school learning to battle demons witches and eventually fight off against the personification of madness also Excalibur. So that\'s a lot, you know there\'s so much happening here. I\'m gonna just go ahead and say it\'s real. D: It\'s real. Soul Eater. That\'s Soul Eater, I didn\'t even know that\'s so funny. There is just so much going on in that one tweet I was like that has to be D: But like, the way you drew it though It looks kind of organized in a way T: I tried my best this was this is a very historic Accurate representation of Excalibur right here. I did my research. I have to watch this anime now and see how close I was to depicting the real thing D: A blended family of four kids and two adults Known as the relic family Adventure in ruins to find artifacts, however sometimes an artifact isn\'t always an artifact. sometimes they\'re haunted. T: Okay Let\'s just say one of the artifacts Here is a haunted tombstone, and they\'re like "Oh no! We need to get out of here!" In my version, it\'s two dads, and like one of them\'s like really adventurous the other ones this just like Kevin, Can we can we not be here right now? I really just wanted to teach And now you\'ve got a cursed gravestone on our hands. (D: it belongs in a museum). Come on Kevin, dag nabbit. Kevin\'s having a great time. I would watch it, but I also think I would probably say that this one\'s fake. D: It\'s fake. T:Yeah? D: but what\'s cool is that they actually drew a picture to go with it. T: Wait, really? D: yeah. T: Oh my goodness Let\'s see the comparison right here. Okay, ready, this is mine That\'s theirs. Clearly my drawing is so much better. No, honestly that looks really good. They said four kids? Oh, yeah, see like how could you ever go adventuring with that many kids with you? Kevin, why did we bring all of our kids? D: Teen boy cursed with the power of Shadows who helps a cross-dressing half mermaid from the clutches of pirates T: Oooh! That\'s just great. What\'s like half mermaid though? A mermaid is already two things, so what\'s a half mermaid? I\'m gonna go ahead and say a half mermaid is like only one of her legs is a fishtail and puts on like maybe a trench coat I don\'t know! (D: I like that the trench coat is the default cross-dressing... It\'s so not! Only society has assigned genders to different clothing items. Screw it all! He\'s definitely sailing on something I mean this sounds like a Peter Pan spin-off, like he\'s got the power of shadow, I don\'t know who that is, and pirate\'s Captain Hook D: I like that the pirate has a boomerang. It\'s supposed to be a sword! (laughs) Because I have no idea what a half mermaid is and I\'m assuming somebody else does. This is a real anime. D: It\'s fake! It is fake? You messed me up, half mermaid. I should have known! What\'s a half mermaid?? What does that mean? It\'s already two things! D: This person actually also drew a picture for this. It\'s really good. What? Wow, that\'s really good! (laughs) We were all on the same page', metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content='for this. It\'s really good. What? Wow, that\'s really good! (laughs) We were all on the same page with like let\'s depict what animes we\'re describing D: The look of this art\'s really good. T: Yeah! D: I\'m loving it. D: A young boy, Gone, and his friends enter the hunter exam to become hunters While Gone tries to find his dad, and they go on many adventures. T: Gone is the name of a person? Oh, okay. I\'m thinking like young boy gone First season of Stranger Things (laughs) missing dad, classic anime element. He usually has a beard. Classic. That\'s him trying to find his dad, so here\'s the teacher. He\'s got a little mustache And he\'s got a bow and arrow because that is one of the ways you Can hunt they\'re like hey kids. Cos the friends are peacing out \'cuz they\'re gonna Go do the hunters exam, and he\'s like "I\'m gonna go find my dad" That\'s the whole premise that\'s what they gave you? D: that\'s what they gave me. T: Well it\'s not like a half mermaid thing so um. This is a very classic trope in anime um yeah, it\'s real. D: It\'s real. T: Is it? D: Yeah! T: (laughs) D: Hunter x Hunter. T: OOHHHH I\'ve heard that name before. D: I\'ve seen a little bit of it. It\'s on my wishlist to play, my list to actually watch T: I was like why does it the hunter it sounds familiar? I\'m pretty sure this is an accurate depiction of what Hunter x Hunter is. D: An orphan boy with heritage Considered royal makes a deal with a demon loyal service in return for his human soul. Wait Oh, okay, hold on all right? Well I\'ve got a nice little drawing the demon has incredibly long arms It\'s not a Death Note that wouldn\'t be a deal. There\'s a notebook involved. I would say that this could be very plausible so I want to say it\'s real? D: It\'s real. T: Yes? D: Black Butler. Oh, I\'ve heard of Black Butler yeah, that\'s what that\'s about? I didn\'t know that. D: A young girl\'s absent father dies and she inherits his space pirate ship. She must now live a double life as a pirate captain and as a member of her school\'s Space yacht club while balancing her schoolwork and job at a maid cafe. T: That\'s so ambitious for one anime. okay. So, main girl\'s father dies, inherits a spaceship, becomes a space pirate while also being a part of the Yacht Club Balancing schoolwork and working in a maid cafe. Who would humanly even in an anime be able to balance this in their everyday life? I mean honestly that sounds almost as busy as an average high schooler\'s workday. That\'s a lot. I\'m gonna say fake. D: Real! T: That\'s real? D: Bodacious Space Pirates. (laughing) I don\'t even know what to say. That seems pretty epic. (laughs) And that is it! Thank you all so much what a fantastic round? I can\'t believe we still keep running into anime we haven\'t actually covered yet. D: yeah, T: Black Butler, D: Dragon Ball, T: HunterXHunter.. Yes. (Gundam), freaking Soul Captor - Gundam. D: And it\'s basically the Purge. T: Yeah, Gundam\'s basically the Purge and I\'m glad there were some people that also drew them so fake anime and I hope that you guys enjoyed some of those drawings Dominic. I did a pretty good job, right? D: I think so, yeah. T: I\'m an artist. D: The whiteboard helped, mostly. Once I got the hang of it. I hope that you all enjoyed that and my drawing and writing didn\'t suck too much Hey! Once again if you submitted any of those fake anime and those are parts of stories that you guys are currently writing Please continue doing so please keep drawing drawings for those stories you guys are so clever D: It\'s awesome. T: Amazing so keep that up That was fantastic, and if you were interested in any of the real anime we covered in this video They are all available at crunchyroll so if you want to sign up you can go to this URL: crunchyroll.com/sanders or Click the link down in the description My knowledge is just increasing of all this real anime. D: and your backlog of things to watch keeps growing. T: It does. I\'m excited though. D:', metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content="anime. D: and your backlog of things to watch keeps growing. T: It does. I'm excited though. D: Just before Christmas. We just need to take like a week and just binge T: Just gonna binge D: Load up on snacks, make the blanket fort. T: Heck yes, Dominic. I like the way you think. Thank you so much for watching this video! If you were interested in any of my previous videos, you can click over here. If you're new to the channel and would like to subscribe, click down here. And if you're interested in becoming featured Fander click down here. That is it and until next time take it easy guys, gals and non-binary pals. D: Peace out! T: I always like, pause when you do it. D: it's my favorite part. T: It's amazing Both: PEACE OUT!", metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By6Mi7VlqcU | [Document(page_content="how did you connect with Beyonce to get this record why Beyonce I mean I'm sure you two you know first of all Beyonce is amazing yes and it's been on my wish list for a long time but I never really had a song that I felt like would be right to present to her so I was kind of waiting and then me and Paul kicked the idea around after I finished it you know and based off what it was about I felt like she probably could relate to this - yeah okay the sentiment of the sentiment just because you know Beyonce is always everything she does is so perfect oh but the pressure is behind that - for her to do it so perfect you know I felt like she could probably relate to that because III told her I said I never I've never seen you make a mistake before ever like what like performance wise everything every song she every song she puts out every album it's so calculated and precise and everything's always so perfect", metadata={'source': 'By6Mi7VlqcU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q11GPMvTxQE | [Document(page_content="president of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe has been sacked by his party as leader delegates at the party meeting was seen breaking into loud singing and dancing when the announcement was made well Emerson Magog are the deputy who was of course sacked just a few days ago has been announced as Mugabe x' replacement as leader of the party but important to stress that mr. Mugabe is still officially a Zimbabwe's president the pressure to remove him from power completely is of course building let's go now to Ben Brown in Harare been a momentous morning yeah when you think about it hugely dramatic Gaeta because Robert Mugabe has been the leader of zanu-pf and the leader of this country for 37 years almost four decades and now that party's RPF has simply turned its back on him said it's had enough of him sacked him really humiliated him and kicked him out as party leader extraordinary this was the Central Committee of Zion EPF meeting here in Harare where I am and celebrating as you say after that decision also stripping his wife Grace Mugabe of her party membership and making Emerson managua who she forced out as vice president of this country making him now the party leader and the front-runner to become the new president he's the favorite candidate of the military but as you say it's important to stress he is still technically president of this country he may not effectively be in power because he's been under house arrest but he is still technically president and the military here who took over on Wednesday they've gotta find a way of constitutionally removing him as president they don't want this to look like an old-fashioned African coup d'etat where they simply force him out of office so it does look like the most likely way that they will do that following this decision to kick him out as party leader is to get Parliament to impeach him as president that's if he doesn't go voluntarily he is in talks at the moment with the military High Command we understand here in Harare his motorcade was seen leaving his private residence a little bit earlier today heading from his residence the blue roof to Statehouse and he's in those talks if they can persuade him just to step down I think that is what everybody pretty much in Zimbabwe would like to see but if they can't persuade him to go voluntarily the indications are he won't go he's been pretty stubborn about it as he has been for many years then they'll have to get Parliament to constitutionally impeach him Ben bran stay with us for a moment I just want to turn to our colleague Andrew Hardy who I gather is inside the headquarters of assigned opf Andrew what's the information that you've got indeed I've just stepped outside journalists have been asked to leave the hall they are still it seems formalizing the process of removing President Mugabe but the decision has been taken I spoke to a senior figure from zanu-pf Paul Mann guana in the hall and he said we are removing him we are very happy and excited this is the dawn of a new era we want to give him a dignified retirement he can go farming and he confirmed that we've elected Managua as the new president of the party with immediate effect so zon appeared with ruthless determination has come a hundred and eighty degrees from a week or so ago when it voted unanimously to kick mr. Managua out of the party forced him into exile suddenly he's back he's on top and mr. mcGarry's humiliation is well it's hard to see how much more humiliation he's prepared to accept if he digs his heels in and forces the parliament to impeach him it can only get worse for him now I think he is though technically still president of Zimbabwe do we know what exactly his demands are what potential fate is in store for Robert Mugabe now we don't know I was talking to the war veteran leader Christmas Ranga a little earlier he's the one who started yesterday's protest that turned into something so enormous and he said if", metadata={'source': 'Q11GPMvTxQE'}), Document(page_content="he's the one who started yesterday's protest that turned into something so enormous and he said if the generals in their talks with Mr Mugabe can't sort this out very quickly he said we will go back on this streets and we will sort this out ourselves he very fiery language he described this as being a coup but not a usual African coup where somebody ends up with their being hanged from a tree as he put it he said we don't want that to happen but he made it very clear that Mr Mugabe 'he's time in office well was running out by the minute and on what is the process by which whoever replaces the leadership of the party is is made president also well that's the thing they're still working out there is the the very keen desire here to have the sort of veneer of legality in all this and it's fascinating to see how people are trying to find the right words to explain what is already simply a fact mr. Mugabe has been kicked out and the law and the political process are still to catch up with that so it could be throw impeachment it could be that Mr Mugabe simply resigns or it could be a more long term process of popular pressure political pressure and eventually he simply becomes irrelevant and Roy saw it reported by Reuters that Grace Mugabe has been expelled from the ruling party obviously she's been a very divisive figure and has triggered perhaps this whole event do we know now what will become of her and the whole family we don't and I think that's going to be a key part of these negotiations between the generals and President Mugabe a lot of people here are saying it would not be safe for Grace Mugabe to stay in the country that her life would be in danger such as the animosity against her but I also suspect that President Mugabe for his own sense of his own dignity would not want to go into exile he is a stubborn man and it sounds from what we can understand of the negotiations very mostly speculation as if he simply refuses to accept the reality that the world he knew the bubble of power and patronage and adulation that he's lived in for 37 years has vanished we're seeing reports that Southern African leaders will hold a crisis summit in Angola on cheese day of course this affects the whole region in southern Africa but can you just sum up the importance of this moment because Mr Mugabe obviously held in great respect also for his historic role in the country's liberation and yet we've seen this incredible swirl of public opinion wanting him to go there's been a huge pushback here amongst many ordinary people and politicians against Zimbabwe's neighbors saying look you've enabled Mugabe for years now you're coming in and trying to negotiate back off we'll sort this out a Zimbabwean x' together this is our problem and we've made the decision to fix it but this is extraordinary for a man who while reviled in the West for the economic misery and the repression that he's brought in the last particularly the last 15 years to Zimbabwe he is still seen particularly in countries like South Africa as an iconic figure for his role in fighting armed fight for independence for an end to my white minority rule in Zimbabwe which ended of course in 1980 with Mr Mugabe taking power and he's run this country ever since most people here do not know another leader so the fact that he's being turfed out in such a humiliating fashion is something I think no one expected Andrew holding thanks very much indeed for that we're just gonna get back to you been banned also in Harare do you think you knew that sense of him as an iconic figure will lead to anyone feeling sympathy for him sadness that it's come to this well I think there's a measure of people wanting to have respect for their elders that's that's a great African tradition here and that elders should be treated with dignity and in a sense perhaps that is why the another of the reasons the military hadn't just thrown him out they kept talking", metadata={'source': 'Q11GPMvTxQE'}), Document(page_content="that is why the another of the reasons the military hadn't just thrown him out they kept talking to him they even let him out of house arrest ago to award graduates their degrees the other day which was rather extraordinary and he dressed up in academic robes and a mortar board and him it looked like it was business as usual so he's been treated with some dignity really since that military takeover he was an iconic figure but as Andrew was saying you know he lost touch his rule has been despotic and have been political repression and economic chaos here and I think the question now that we have to start addressing is what follows and and no one really knows yes there might be a transitional government but you know if Emerson where is at the head of it people have got questions about him he was a strong man under Mugabe he was the security chief he's been accused of human rights abuses for a long time people are saying would he be that much better than the Garvey well I think the importance of yesterday's demonstrations on the streets and all the euphoria there was and that display of people power was actually things have changed it cannot just be a kind of another Mugabe in another guy's continuing to rule this country with autocracy people want to see real change they want this country to be proper much better managed in terms of the economy with real human rights and political freedoms they want Zimbabwe to move on and this has to be a pivotal moment when things do whoever is the new president and whoever is the new government and then is there any chance still of seeing any sort of unity government and what about fresh elections well elections are planned for next year and there is a lot of talk about a transitional government with Managua at the head of it I don't forget you know if it hadn't been for garbey he was the favorite candidates initially of Robert Mugabe as vice president and then Grace Mugabe had announced it's oh my god well was Maga B's mannered recently but yet it that one of the scenarios is that he would head a transitional government leading maybe to those elections next year that we're trying to get the economy back on its feet that would pave the way to fresh elections and that would include members of the opposition the opposition the moment pretty fragmented pretty fractured but perhaps if the opposition could be brought into a transitional government and work together that would be good for Zimbabwe but you know the path ahead is pretty uncertain at the moment people are just celebrating because they know McGarvey has gone now as head of Zarn opf but still as we've been saying important to stress technically president of this country I don't think anyone's going to be dancing in the streets until they hear that he has officially gone as president been brown for now in Harare thanks very much", 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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nenhv6uTdmw | [Document(page_content="[Music] I'm not smart enough to predict what's going to happen on [Music] I can do this how do I know this you may have some people here who are I'm not one of them ten years from now will Amazon dominate every industry I think the only reason the answer is no is because you have Apple Facebook and Google in ten years from now Amazon will not dominate every industry because there's some 12 year old little boy or girl who will have a better way in ten years from now will Apple continue to put out an iPhone I think so I think in 10 years the form factor of the iPhone is is very similar to what it is today it might be connected to more things on our body and it might be able to have some relationship to glasses or something to help us do our job in the context of where we are who we are and what we need to do 10 years from now the iPhone will there will still be some scaled-down version but we will move on to wearable and I don't know what that will look like as Apple hasn't invented it yet but I'm sure they're thinking about it I don't want to try to guess apples next 10 years I would've got it wrong about 10 years ago 10 years from now Apple will still be putting out iPhones but they may look like watches and glasses in ten years from now will automation create massive unemployment I think if you look at the history of industrialization and the changing of the types of jobs people do I think what you find is people are doing more service jobs I heard Jeff Bezos once say the idea that massage therapist is now a profession would be unheard of 20 years ago I think what you'll end up seeing is many more service industry jobs and hopefully people enjoying their life a little bit more because technology helps us free up time I think 10 years from now Automation is going to cause new kinds of employment that I haven't even imagined yet new technologies require more training in many instances and we are not keeping up with the demand for those jobs while making sure people are prepared to be part of the workforce of the future I think in 10 years from now we'll begin to see where automation is really changing a bunch of jobs and that will create some turmoil but we will also see the possibility of new jobs yes automation 10 years of now will cause massive employment but it will also create massive employment of a different kind so I think what we're going through is a remarkable transition of likes of which we've not seen the prior revolutions the Industrial Revolution so we're going to see lots of job loss but we'll also see different kinds of jobs being created in ten years from now hoped isn'y would still be making Star Wars movies I think absolutely ten years from now Disney will I hope still be not just making Star Wars movies but adding to the richness of the story in ten years from now I hope Disney won't be making Star Wars movies because I feel like they're going down now Disney will still be making Star Wars movies 50 years from now the galaxy's far far away in 10 years from now brick-and-mortar retail stores will exist but they'll be very experiential the younger consumer cares about that even more than the more mature consumer they'll look really different but I don't think stores are going away anytime soon it's nice to get out of the house every now and then right in ten years from now we'll cable television exists no yes just greatly modifying my gut says cable television will not exist unless it moves completely to streaming that's the most provocative one yet I think cable television in some form is likely to exist I think it'll be radically different than it is today with wires and boxes [Music] and ten years from now we'll conference calls still be terrible I would say yes no because they don't have to be terrible today conference halls can work today if you buy the right solution in a hundred years from now conference calls will still be terrible in ten years will", metadata={'source': 'nenhv6uTdmw'}), Document(page_content="solution in a hundred years from now conference calls will still be terrible in ten years will artificial intelligence reach a point where it is a danger to humanity no but there will be pancetta coal case studies where dangerous elements of AI are rearing their head enforcing the brilliant people who create AI to address it in ten years from now artificial intelligence will have done a lot of great things for Humanity and I think we will not be at any of the dangerous risks in ten years now artificial intelligence won't create a robot if you will that's out of the movies and is a danger to us no in ten years from now and I will not be at a point where it's anywhere near hurting humanity that's gonna happen with the singularity in ten years from now will there be movie theaters you know I think so and there's still something magical about it and magical about being able to talk about the great stories that you see people love going out and being with others as they experience great things in ten years there will be movie theaters because people want to share certain kinds of entertainment experiences with other people there will be movie theaters in ten years and there will be movies in those movie theaters along with seats with people in them in ten years from now will driverless cars at number of regular cars I hope they're both gone and we're all flying around in flying cars in ten years from now driverless cars will not outnumber cars being driven by humans yes I believe ten years from now driverless cars will outnumber driver cars I think in particular trucking will largely be automated you'll see port of LA Los Angeles trucks rolling straight back to New Jersey and New York so I think trucking will be the first but I think we'll all benefit from driverless transportation in ten years from now driverless cars will be on the streets and in 20 years they will outnumber regular cars I hope the driver this car so outnumber regular four cars the 10 years are now because I don't like to drive in 10 years from that will football exist I hope so because I will really be crushed if it doesn't ten years from now football will absolutely exist and as a michigan football fan I only hope that Michigan will be in the Rose Bowl that year I have no idea if football will exist ten years from now the way we know it today in ten years from now football will also exist but it will be less popular it would be less of the cultural dynamo that it is now largely because of the health issues related in ten years from now will we have solved fake news no I think you know people are very interested in hearing themselves talk giving their opinions you know I don't think that's going to change unfortunately and I do think it perpetuates a culture of you know opinions being taken as news or being being taken as you know 100 percent true in ten years from now we will assault fake news but there will be new problems with it as well fake news has always been around on every platform on any free publication and I hope that via transparency and the hard work of folks in Silicon Valley we can weed it out in ten years from now will there be any newspapers and magazines that still have a physical circulation I hope so I thought I was gonna be a holdout because I used to read five or six newspapers every morning at five o'clock but I've moved over to my devices ten years from now there will be still be newspapers and magazines but there will be fewer of them and they will only be lost leaders driving content online well that's a big question globally the largest english-language newspaper on earth is actually the India Times my suspicion is those publications outside of the US will continue to be print publications I'd be surprised if we have much residual newsmedia going on in the united states at that point yes I think that'll be a boutique world for magazines and books and physical print generational and", metadata={'source': 'nenhv6uTdmw'}), Document(page_content="yes I think that'll be a boutique world for magazines and books and physical print generational and and celebratory like the way buying all is today for music in ten years from now there will be newspapers and magazines that have a physical circulation because old people need love too in ten years from now we'll VR be our primary form of entertainment yes in 10 years from now vor will most definitely not be our primary form of entertainment in the movie or a television show for instance it's the directors eye that points the eye of a viewer in a certain direction and enables the story to progress or be told in effective ways in VR that mechanism doesn't really exist therefore I did not believe it will create strong storytelling opportunities or be a strong storytelling medium forms of VR will certainly be our primary form of entertainment because it's a richer engrossing form of entertainment you would much rather watch a basketball game with floor seats and a VR experience than you would sitting back watching a basketball game with a traditional television broadcast no I don't think VR will be our primary form of entertainment in fact I think VR will end up being much bigger in things like medical technology in teaching people how to do surgery or you know doing some kind of imagery of the body but I don't think it we is dominant and entertainment as it will be in other fields", metadata={'source': 'nenhv6uTdmw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PliRMGvytnA | [Document(page_content="hallo nine-one-one my nails look like [\xa0__\xa0] please send help and rescue thank you well hallo everyone it's me christine again and today we're gonna test out some new salon chrome kits by sally hansen you guys requested i review these because they are widely available in the drugstore and everyone wants to know if they work or if they work like [\xa0__\xa0] but first I have to sing you a song [Music] it's beginning to look a lot like hello new merge Lincoln bio a cozy sweater tradition they're only limited edition so quick you better shop the link below so these are nail powders and they come in five different shades mermaid or Sehun don't mind the French peacock gunmetal rose gold and holographic who you know Mama's likes that one now those of you who watch me for nail art know that we've seen a lot of different nail powders and flakes come out in the last year or two and they've mostly all come from indie nail brands or direct from China from nail art suppliers or otherwise just not readily available in the drugstore 2017 you gotta buy everything online so that's why I think these Sally Hansen nail powders are somewhat of a big deal beauty media also seemed really excited about the launch of these powders I think partly because Sally Hansen was marketing them as an alternative to going to the nail salon the kits were also advertised on Sally Hansen's Instagram let's see what Christine dings about - and they appeared to have sponsored some nail bloggers who posted video tutorials using the powders let me just be clear I think sponsorships can be a great thing because it means big companies like Sally Hansen see the value in supporting influencers like nail bloggers but I think we'd still all agree that if an influencer didn't like the product it's unlikely the brand would allow them to express that in the sponsored post because at the end of the day it is an advertisement that the brand is paying for basically you're usually not allowed to [\xa0__\xa0] on a product if you're being paid to promote it so with that said this video is not sponsored which means I can say whatever the [\xa0__\xa0] I want who's ready for simply savage logical I'm just kidding I'm already biased haven't even started the video yet who okay let's get into it each salon chrome kit comes in a box and includes instructions on the back a special topcoat the nail powder one I shadow applicator I love these and the hollow kit also includes two additional bottles which the other kits do not clewd apparently you're supposed to buy them separately that's a black base coat and a clear taco let's try the mermaid powder first the instructions say to start with two thin coats of Sally Hansen's black polish in black II oh wow milky black polish my favorite please kill me now by the way I'm just using some nail test swatches because we've got a lot of experiments to do today with two coats of black it's mostly covered still a little bit sheer but oh well the instructions say to wait two to three minutes until it's tacky then I can go ahead and dip my sponge applicator into the powder and rub it gently on the nail watch effect appear to be a time kind of underwhelmed now we add a layer of this special effect topcoat which to me just looks like a water-based topcoat which means that it's probably designed to act as a sealant for the chrome effect powders because adding a regular taco right on top of the powdered layer would probably crack and ruin it or just reduce the shine oh look now I have mermaid on my brush now we gotta wait five minutes for a minute will last step the final seal with Sally Hansen's tab coat it actually looks more shimmery and less pure chromey than it did before I added the two top coats interesting interesting interesting so let's hold our analysis until the end and go ahead and try the other four types of powders this powder looks very similar to the last it will probably just yield a slightly different cue", metadata={'source': 'PliRMGvytnA'}), Document(page_content="this powder looks very similar to the last it will probably just yield a slightly different cue y-you know it's more purplish blue rather than green I can tell you right now I'm not really a fan of this type of powder because it's not actually chrony it basically just tints the black and well it is shiny it is nowhere near as chromia some of the other chrome powders i've tried like if you wanted real multi chrome nails then you should get actual multi chrome powder it's a far superior cut powder in my opinion now let's try gunmetal so this powder just looks like cocaine guys I can't stop with the drug references it's really hard when all I'm do is play with powder all day what that is very strange to me like again if they really wanted a gunmetal silvery chrome look then they could have went to the actually chrome powder supplier I don't know to me this just kind of looks like a shittier version of the chrome powder and yes you may be noticing some dentin we'll talk about that in a bit rose gold okay this one looks so pretty though like 2013 Michael Kors watches the powder itself actually looks really nice I kind of want to put it on my eyes Hey I don't understand where did the the rose gold part go this just looks like a pinkish purple version of the others this does not look rose gold to me at all especially not compared to what is presented on the package now maybe they put a different color polish under it and you can absolutely do that and it will change the color but the box says to use the black so and okay here's the last powder and we got to ask ourselves the really important question is it really hello oh my god I know I myself and I say that so right off the bat the powder does look like it's real Hollow it looks very similar to the other hollow powders that I've used the let's test it out oh my god yes I see the Ramos and you'll notice now more than the others had a lot of difficulty actually applying it on the nail because the base kept kind of coming up and sticking to the applicator we'll go over the challenges next but to answer the most important question yes it is real hollow you imagine that a major brand labeling something with holographic correctly now I was curious if we really have to use the Sally Hansen Blackie oh because honestly it kind of sucks so I applied one coat of my favorite black polish that's right only one coat I let it dry for a bit just so it was tacky and then I tried buffing in one of the powders and yeah the powders didn't really stick the same way that they did with the Sally Hansen base so I will give them that I'm not sure you can use this with any nail polish you want as the base coat now what about the fact that I kept getting dents as I was applying the powder box says you got to use light pressure only which I did but honestly I found it really tricky to fully buff the powder into the nail without disturbing or pushing up the base because it is tacky after all and that's why you see a lot of dents which are not the result of a shady powder but rather the result of a very challenging application method and so for that reason I decided what if we tested these nail powders using gel topcoat because if you put the nail powders on top of a cured gel topcoat it's so much easier to apply and it yields a much smoother finish in my experience as a nut nail professional let me walk you through it in case you're new to gel tacos black base coat doesn't matter which black it's just regular black polish not gel then apply one coat of no wipe gel topcoat that just means you don't have to wipe a sticky layer after curing then you got to bake that [\xa0__\xa0] for a minute and I feel like people think these devices are very hard to come by when they're actually readily available for pretty cheap off Amazon put some links to the gel tacos and the caring machines down below in the video description box after just one minute of caring you can buff the", metadata={'source': 'PliRMGvytnA'}), Document(page_content="machines down below in the video description box after just one minute of caring you can buff the powder in it see how much easier that looks I mean maybe it doesn't look so different from you coming from the perspective of watching me do the sunscreen if you compare it to the Sally Hansen method using regular polishes applying it over a gel taco it's just so much smoother looking let's try the hollow oh look at that super easy smooth application I did this experiment in part so we could see the true quality of the nail powders without the bias of a potentially shitty application method such as using the regular polishes the Sally Hansen method way so in other words this is what the powders look like at their best the hollow one actually looks pretty damn good so good that I want to compare it to powders from indie brands so I redid some swatches and from what I can tell the Sally Hansen hollow powder is pretty good quality I would say it's just as Hollow but the particles aren't quite as dense as some of the other ones I have and generally speaking it just looks way better over a gel topcoat than the Sally Hansen method here's me redoing some swatches just to show you even more what I mean exact same salad Hanson holographic powders used on both swatches on the left it was applied over a cured gel topcoat and on the right the same powder was applied using the sally hansen method with regular polish i hypothesized that the tacky base layer doesn't really allow you to properly and fully buff in the hollow powder because it is sticky and it's not smooth and thus it doesn't yield a truly reflective kind of Cromie looking finish ok let's go back to these more iridescent looking powders because i have an experiment these sally hansen ones look very similar to these other ones I have from born pretty store that were like 10 times deeper I am really curious to see how similar these are or if they are the same thing the born pretty store ones are not properly labeled so I have no idea which shade this is I'm just using the gel taco method because it's the easiest to see how the powder actually performs and they look pretty similar to me maybe the born pretty one is slightly more saturated in color but honestly it's looking pretty similar let's try another shade this is so much fun being a detective last time I was a hollow glitter cappuccino detective and today we inspecting nail powders okay that color is off so that's not the exact same shade at least let's try another one that's pretty damn close I mean we don't have any definite conclusions here but they look pretty similar and considering that the Sally Hansen ones are made in China I would not be surprised if they have the same supplier now I was so disappointed by this rose gold that doesn't thing with rose gold here is what is much closer to a true rose gold chrome finish powder again it's from born pretty store for like very little money and this is what I thought that the Sally Hansen powder was supposed to look like obviously it's not a do I just think Sally Hansen ordered the wrong shade from China alright I think it's time to finally put some of this [\xa0__\xa0] on my nails although it's gonna be really hard because my nails are currently multi chrome and topped with diamond flake taco [Music] but get excited ladies and gentlemen cause it's time for some Pele it's been a long day watching this long-ass video you deserve it alright we're gonna do this the Sally Hansen way but I am still gonna start out for the peel off base coat don't tell them one thin coat of Sally Hansen Blacky Oh polish I still want to die now we need a second coat wait exactly two to three minutes and now I'm gonna start with my pinky finger and buffing the hollow powder oh you know I was gonna go for Hollow but then for some reason I struggled so [\xa0__\xa0] much trying to buff this stupid powder into my nail the tacky black polish was just like too tacky but", metadata={'source': 'PliRMGvytnA'}), Document(page_content="trying to buff this stupid powder into my nail the tacky black polish was just like too tacky but also not tacky enough in some areas so the powder was either not sticking because the Polish had dried or it was sticking so much that it was actually ripping up with my sponge applicator and I was not going hard okay you know like I like my hollow and I go hard usually I'm honestly not trying to make this product look like [\xa0__\xa0] I just really struggle with this type of application method and I don't think it's that easy for the average consumer so if me someone who's used like dozens of different nail powders can't do this properly not sure how the average person walking into Ulta or Target will find this experience when they are sold on the idea that they can do it themselves perfectly and they don't need to go to a salon now for the skeptics out there who are probably gonna comment you didn't try let's peel it all off and do this again please accept my apologies for the cringy peel porn it was too wet this time we're gonna use a regular base coat instead of a pilaf just in case that happened to be the problematic factor in the last experiment applied two coats of Sally Hansen black polish waited just over two and a half minutes I tried to be even more gentle this time and was more padding on the hollow as opposed to rubbing it it's almost like any time you actually try to rub this [\xa0__\xa0] in the applicator just lifts up the base but the problem is if you're not truly buffing in the hollow powder then it kind of just looks like you've dusted a bunch of Hollow on your nail until you're not getting that really nice clean linear hollow smooth finish god dammit Sally how did the sponsor now bloggers make this look good because I don't understand maybe I just really suck at this regular nail polish application method but I personally find it so much easier to apply it over gel I feel like sometimes people are really overwhelmed by the DIY gel method that I showed earlier and honestly I was one of those people at first I was like gel polish that that's complicated and like for professionals but really it's not it's super simple and it's not that expensive to just get one lamp and a gel taco and that's all you need if you want to play with these kinds of powders any of the powders the hollow the multi chrome the shimmer whatever I highly recommend trying it over a gel topcoat you can use regular polish underneath just let it dry fully trust me the application will go ten times smoother as it is not susceptible to shitty dents and smudges like this method right here alright Pham let's conclude I mean in some parts it applied pretty smoothly but for the most part not so much my nails look like I actually dove in the hollow trash may that's a good thing if you're looking for a distressed grunge look but it's not really using the hollow powder for what it can truly offer which is a beautiful smooth linear hollow finish alright so in conclusion what I recommend these Sally Hansen chrome kits to you the answer is simply no and aside from the hollow powder I find that the payoff and effect of the other four powders were pretty underwhelming well there goes any Sally Hansen sponsorship opportunities I'm guessing that was a done deal ever since Rob said this on my channel oh it's Sally Hansen that [\xa0__\xa0] on that note thanks so much for watching and see y'all later [Music]", metadata={'source': 'PliRMGvytnA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1n8F4uClUU | [Document(page_content="do not want to make a mistake in this qualification race for this rolling start and here we come Mert on Merc as we head down in terms of the weather - here we come it's been a good clean formation lap and went racing at the cab what a beautiful sound and what a beautiful sight here at Macau for sure from one of the Mercedes and I think if I'm not mistaken that wasn't eduardo Mutara look at the marrow angles when i said to be three wide and here comes another super start by Augusto Paulus absolutely rocketed like the light looked upon his face he found a space as well up into fourth place and really challenging for third he's got third already and narrow-angle tastefully as they go [Music] just misses blitzball corner there but they're all safely through super stuff by the Brazilian in the 18th BMW art car Mauro Engel leads up into sector 2 now this very very tight they're so wide these cars the walls and the barriers they all go through so a few little skirmishes but pretty much everyone seems to have got away with this a lot more Tyra their junk Adela who definitely came together with the war the number 50 Mercedes requested to show us that as we go on board now he definitely touched the outside wall of reservoir pen doesn't look as though there's major damage to the car but we'll keep you informed as to whether oh no millions of dollars of damage here at the mighty Macau and that is one of the worst GT accidents I've ever seen here and in the place the city that is a gamble the lottery has absolutely come to an end right at the front of here is the 911 and you could see his frustration cars everywhere lucas de Grassi not even on the ground not on the tarmac and not able to get out did anybody make it through no hesitation in bringing out the red flag the yes they did look course completely blocked my goodness my good what were you saying as we walked across the bridge everything had been relatively clean so far today mm-hmm why should I present my beliefs goodness made for cars come through Wow it's a bit life now we don't know okay well let's have a look at what happened first of all my gosh the farthest in third place goes through and it's a police that they come together and it's junk Adela who may well have been the cause because junk Adela now backwards and and I think he had a damaged car anyway but junk Adela is the car that's turned round the Porsche of is it trying to see who it was I think it was Lauren van there he is at the front yeah van tour came through and all the drivers are out and having a word but obviously nobody happy Lucas to Grassi in the middle of your picture there four cars have got through only four well yes but I'm looking back at the 99 still of the Tom Blanc West he's involved so is the number five it just depends the shot is not as clear but I can tell you a concertina effect given that you're coming down Moorish Hill into this right-hander could mean that literally the whole field has been affected in some way or another and I can also assure you that we've got a long wait for the resumption of this one folks but if you've just tuned in you've never seen the Macau Grand Prix this is not bad driving these are the very best drivers in the world I can see that Felix Rosenquist is out of the car and okay my first thought is that everybody's okay Lauren vantur taking a tour around his car there's one of the Audi drivers and yeah this is a real mess but my what I was gonna say and here comes the cranes so it won't take them too long to start to extricate them but it just depends how further back have videos yeah I don't think we're gonna be able to get a camera angle that will show us the tail of the field so therefore we can start picking out and working out how many cars are okay so certainly we've got Nick Mullens car they're hard up to the barrier on the left-hand side of your screen Nick oh well as Aldi that start at the scene I've seen in", metadata={'source': 'Y1n8F4uClUU'}), Document(page_content="on the left-hand side of your screen Nick oh well as Aldi that start at the scene I've seen in four more three many times but never in GTS not to this extent we did say this the very very tight section of the circuit and GT cars get wider and wider don't they with every incarnation of a GT car so the road completely blocked so I almost can't bear to watch this night painful I'm sure the teams and the manufacturers can't bear to and there's the first out of the way that's that's the yellow is in the pits and you know what the other thing that's happening at the virus is it's getting darker and darker as if rain clouds are looping in they record on the weather forecast if we got a shower a proper shower it will be about 1 o'clock this afternoon it's 25 to 1 everybody local tied to the AMG team his first outing with this Mercedes crew account on a GT car now the tactics are gonna go on because amazingly besides junk adela here's another look so far first goes through and through a third there's junk adela basically I think the cause of the accident unless Loren Van Thal was trying to go through on the outside yeah which is which is a no-no and it's only yes no room it's only a guess as to what happened leading up to that oh snap here's another thing there were five six million or just cars six cars at very least we're trying to recover Lawrence's Porsche which is very battered here's something they instituted last year into this race is these dollies it works really well they literally just pick the front of the car up put them on the dolly and then pull them away or Ventura of course who won this race last year albeit with a different manufacturer oh here we go awkward ooh scary and that of course is the number 11 of Lucas Degrassi who's the one who ended up off the ground there is number 11 now for cars that's all there's mero Angle made it through most of the Mercedes the other August Apophis it could be a four-way race three much ladies against a BMW I think I think you're right I think there are gonna be plenty more looking down I would argue that if if the other guys were smart enough to get off the brakes get on the brakes earlier now Rose request was kept involved in the incident because he was out of the car but he quit that 11th place but we could see the likes of Michael Wittmann return the Pilate Dumas a young Robin friends this could be absolutely brilliant for Robin but yes it could he needs a recovery it was a tall mountain to climb from the penultimate wyeth agreed but with obviously he wouldn't want it this way but with a number of cars not able to take any kind of restart then a number of places could be made up very very swiftly good news if there is that Hitler any hears any good news from this as they take yogurt Ella's car out the way so let's have a look at I'd like to see how Lauren van tour approached this [Music] he was unsightly to be fair I'm not putting any blame on him hyung Goodell had already hit police spend by the time that Lauren vantur came across him and so no blame of proportion I'm afraid if I'm gonna put any blame in right now and I don't want to recovery some more yeah yeah Rachelle but I'm not gonna blame the 9-1-1 like that Shelly and absolutely and very good to have the on board shot so we found out what happened leading up to what can only be described as a very upsetting scene because now forklifts cranes flatbed recovery vehicles it's all hands to the pump now to get the road clear imagine if you were a race fan you never been to Macau and you were sort of saying well what's all the fuss about why do people get so excited about it and then you witness that you're like oh I get it now it is interesting and following such a clean and untroubled race for the Formula three cars this was mayhem yeah I'm predictable really I did wonder if we might be so here we go here's a look down the pit lane at those not involved one is Mehra angle", metadata={'source': 'Y1n8F4uClUU'}), Document(page_content="we might be so here we go here's a look down the pit lane at those not involved one is Mehra angle that's the safety car in factor or the driver of the FIA safety car for the WTCC so he's actually not the driver of the car we're looking at but that car we are looking at right here is Merrill Engels car and he's okay and you can see not a drop of problems for him and got a very good style and interestingly people putting hoods on and umbrellas up we did have rain folks it's really dark really really dark winds just got up so I've got a feeling it is raining what could possibly go wrong yes as you can see the number 48 car is fire and clean as a whistle Eduardo Matara is okay and August Oh fathers is a okay this is the next car you will see number 18 the schnitz of BMW Charlie lamb and the boys so far for sin and with a great chance of perhaps making it he made a really good start did or gussto yeah you see a few drops on camera now as Charlie lamb chatting her way down it's Callum I love may be fancies his chances he's asking I'm not the fastest hall and there is one calf do you think he's coming through to gloat he probably didn't have a red flag we caught Rafael already out of the car but that's his car so we literally have four unscathed cars in the pit lane I've never seen anything like this in all my years we're looking at Chas monster it's car being dragged back the fourth of the BMW's and I've just seen spots of rain on the on the camera lens as well let's have a look at some of the sort of highlights of that crash and it's you can see Jukka delegates turned around van tours in it several Audi's lucas de grassi's put into the sky because of it the number 99 Tom Blomquist is stuck underneath here we go on board behind the 27 and a nasty nasty picture for lucas de Grassi it was really not a pleasant sight luckily not one of the far corners ready in the war and I think he was pretty close to marrow angle that might have been the problem it looks as though the VLT", metadata={'source': 'Y1n8F4uClUU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLgIghY-FGc | [Document(page_content='Hey guys, what\'s happening? I really wanted to put this video out tonight, but I have no desire to do my face So I\'m just not doing it so if you\'re wondering who the heck I am it\'s just me with no makeup Just me, being lazy. I am so sorry. I haven\'t really been posting. It\'s been a really I don\'t even know how to sum it up one of the most stressful few weeks in my life It\'s been some of the most stressful weeks of my life. These last few weeks. Everything\'s really chaotic I\'m so sorry that I haven\'t been posting, but I love you guys And I think you guys so much for continuing to support me through all this chaos not to get into things I don\'t really want to get into things not something I want to be talking about too much right now, but if you are aware of any weird drama going on right now Just know that I am okay. I am safe Everything\'s okay, so there\'s a lot of personal stuff happening right now, but not to get into things too much But I just wanted to say that really quick so for this video I feel like all my videos start with me saying this But I tried to think of a fun way to come back To the videos since I\'ve been absent for a little bit And I thought a fun way would be to make a video with all my animals a lot of you guys have been confused about What animals I own and don\'t own and all this stuff it seems to happen a lot because I know I am consistently kind of adding to my "collection" I don\'t like to use the word collection because they\'re my animals They\'re not like items, but whatever you want to call it my menagerie I just I\'ve been adding animals, and I know it gets confusing like what do I own? What don\'t I own? There\'s only a few animals I don\'t show in this video So this is pretty much everything I own So I was trying to think of a fun way to do this since I\'ve done so many of the all my animal videos like How many times can I do that without you guys being like this again really tried to think of a fun way to Include all my animals in a different way than I have done before so I decided hey, let\'s let\'s bathe all my animals It was a bad. I just spit It was a bad idea didn\'t turn out too great, but hey That\'s pretty much. How all my videos start right with me saying I had this great idea And it didn\'t work. It\'s what I\'m best at so yeah, I although this title is bathing all my animals I think there\'s only like four that actually got a real bath in this Yeah Kovu what did you do to yourself? Are you okay? What is this? Why did you cover yourself in this what the heck? What is he doing? Buddy this is not okay Little little disclaimer I want to throw in real quick is yes, I did just bathe my mouse But Gus is already like two and a half years old he\'s an old mouse mouse Mice don\'t normally live that long, and I don\'t think he grooms himself as well as he used to because he\'s an old man So I thought for this video one time I would gently just give a little for a little cleansing Yeah, you don\'t normally need to bathe mice because they clean themselves that\'s one of the things they\'re known to do I just gave him a little sponge bath kind of Okay Okay Bindi, I know you\'re gonna be a little confused, but you just smelled really bad. Okay. I know you\'re confused We\'re just splashing a little bit of water on you. Okay? Just a little bit No, you\'re not liking this? I know you\'re confused. I\'m just trying to get you to not smell like you walked in your own poop Which is something you definitely did do? Just gonna wash you off a little bit. I think that\'s probably enough Hey Bindi. Hey, I\'m sorry that I put you in the bath, truce? We good? Truce? Come on Come on Bindi. Take my peace offering please. I\'m sorry. Please take my peace offering Will you take my peace offering? What if I just left it there? I\'m sorry. You just smelt really you can\'t walk in your own poop like that Bindi. Take the food. It\'s my peace offering I will never do that to you again Unless you roll in', metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'}), Document(page_content="Bindi. Take the food. It's my peace offering I will never do that to you again Unless you roll in your own poop again, then I definitely will do that again. You want the food? No Okay, hey cheese you need a bath? Why won't my camera focus on you cheese, I'm sorry. Here it comes You ready? There you go you had your bath. Here, I know what you really want Take it Oh geez Erwin, you took the whole thing again. Why do you always do that? Oh, those are my new clownfish? I got to talk about those in my next video. They're one of the first ever bred to look that way Do you like your bath cheese? Want another bath? There it is that's your bath This is a stupid video so I said this video was gonna have all my animals in it but then it got to thinking like I can't bathe my fish They're already bathing every second of every day would bathing my fish mean taking them out of the water Is that what a bath would be for a fish because I'm not doing that Want some food bud? Want some food? I clickbaited you guys so hard. Bathing all my animals? Nope not happening There goes a snail. He just gave up on life Look, what do you know more fish that I can't bathe. Zazu say hi you haven't been in any of the videos lately Hey Zazu, how you doing? Doing well? I hope you are. I love you. My first ever saltwater fish that I ever owned. Love you So obviously I don't need to bathe my green tree python, but I can mist him down. Mist down the rest of his enclosure. He's been bathed. You want to say hi How you doing gonna look away from me? Okay? I was hoping you'd look at the camera, but that's cool - All Right See you later sabor Hey, Louie you ready for your bath, you're kind of already in your bath Someone is excited to come out of their enclosure. Oh now. You don't like that I'm sorry just gonna get it a little wet so the humidity can go up just a little bit gotta clean out your water bowl Looks like you've been sitting in it. Okay. See you later Louie Hey, how you doing? How you doing Mushu? You've been doing better ever since your little episode. I love you you want some food You want some food up here. I can bring you some food You want some okay? No, that's my finger. Hey Mushu. Well. You don't need a bath. I think you're probably a little hungry Huh here you go take it. Nope you missed there you go Love you Mushu your bath time is always cuz you're always in the water. I'm glad you're feeling better Mushu I love you, okay, so Looks like someone here shed Hey Salem How it doin looks like you shed I'm just here to take your shed don't mind me looks like a full shed his head's up Here rest of his body looks pretty good So you don't really need a bath either. Move all this back to how we had it and he went and hid so Pretend I bathed him hey guys are you guys ready for your baths? Okay? Here go back in there Echo. Go in here Phoenix This is your bath Hi You can go back in there now. Spray the rest of it down. Hey can go back in go back in buddy go in There you go buddy. Okay, maybe I lied I am NOT gonna bathe my tarantula. I'm sorry. It's just not happening There's absolutely no way in the world I could ever justify Bathing my tarantula, so I'm just gonna say now the title was clickbait It's actually bathing all my animals - the arachnids and insects because they don't need baths, okay Please don't bathe your tarantula hey asteroid You want some food? Okay, there you go. You really look like like a Bulbasaur to me all I'm gonna say is you really do Look like a Bulbasaur, so I'm not gonna take her out because she is brand-new But I did get a sinaloan milk snake I want to give her some more time to settle in before I try to take her out or anything, but she's super beautiful I'm pretty sure I'm gonna name her Gucci to go with Louie who is Upside down right now, okay? Louie anyway tomorrow's feeding day, so I'm pretty sure he's a little hungry right now to go with Louie Vuitton I'm pretty sure I'm gonna", metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'}), Document(page_content="I'm pretty sure he's a little hungry right now to go with Louie Vuitton I'm pretty sure I'm gonna name her Gucci because she is the Gucci snake she is a sinaloan milk snake And she's beautiful, and I love her, but she does not need a bath And she does not need to be taken out right now so anyway. I love you. Oh Okay, see you later is cool. Hey Celia can give you a bath, okay? There you go That was your bath. Feel clean. I love you Celia okay, Ada Brought your favorite do you hear it. Hey Ada. How you doing? I brought you your favorite. Hey I'm not gonna bathe you, but I brought you your favorite. It's a cricket. Here you go Ow You missed Ada. Ada that hurt here try that again oh Shoot, okay you know what just take them all okay? I give up so I opened Drogo and Daenerys' enclosure and Drogo was already giving himself a bath He has made the water very filthy Did you just squeak at me That was definitely a squeak you just did Squeak squeak back to you, okay All right bath time for Maui now. Hey Maui. I know you hear me Maui come on out I see your face. Yes, hello. It's me. Yes. Hello. I'm here to give yes. Hi How you doing? Love you love you very much Sorry to bother you just here to mist down your cage a little bit bring up the humidity Hope you don't mind is that okay if I do that I hope that's okay with you because um you know your cage is getting a little dry I don't expect you to react too greatly, but I didn't want to give you a little warning beforehand. Oh shoot Sorry Okay, have a good night, Maui. All right. There's literally no way I can spin this to make it where toast needs any sort of bath his cage does not need to be misted down He doesn't you know he's not in like a shed or anything But I wanted to include toast because this title clearly says all my animals, so toast is one of my animals And he needs to be included isn't that right toast? Back into your enclosure you go toast See you later Now while I actually could very easily Bathe this animal right here, I have just let's just be honest. I'm Way too lazy. I'm not gonna be filming I'm not gonna be bathing a big dog, but um Oh you just hit the camera. Why did you do that? She's in such a good mood right now kita? I need to clean my porch. Oh, I wasn't saying to lay down. Okay I love you. I love you. You've put paw prints all over This video is so clickbait because I said I bathed all my animals in reality. I've bathed like five of them Hope you enjoyed me not really bathing all my animals. Also really quick one more thing the cheese plushies have been selling Amazing they are the best selling item I've ever had Thank you guys so much for checking it out and pre-ordering it But I just want to let you guys know that you do have to pre-order them before December 1st if you want to get them By Christmas, I know I only have like 200 plushies left anyway So if you haven't checked out the plushies for cheese make sure to check it out in my description below I'll also link the video below that shows me showing off my cheese merch I am sorry about last week if you guys got a little upset that I did a video solely dedicated to my merch I was Just really excited about that. It's something I've been working on for so many months and I was really excited for it to launch and wanted to make sure that no one missed the fact that it was launching I Promise I'm not trying to like sell out and just you know buy my things kind of thing I promise that like I was just really excited about this merch. It was just something I was a little excited for so Yeah, sorry for the people who were a little upset about that. I did get this new tattoo It's still healing so it looks kind of awful, but it's my snake, and then I got this one here, too I'll link the story in my Instagram to what the tattoos are about I mean, this one's just a snake But this one has a meaning behind it so I thank you guys so much for watching. I love you guys so much", metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'}), Document(page_content="this one has a meaning behind it so I thank you guys so much for watching. I love you guys so much Thank you for staying patient and supportive and loving with me through everything. I just want to end this on a kind of weird kind of personal note I know it's gonna be really off topic kind of off-brand because I normally just talk about my animals and stuff I just want to say that I know this is really really off topic I'm gonna get way more deeper into it into my second channel when I start using that again I just want to remind everyone that mental health is so so so important in my opinion It goes above everything else everything else if your mental health is not on check then nothing in your life will be on Check you know like please please Please just remember to take care of yourself to love yourself and to love your friends if your friends are saying things online that seem Concerning if your friends are saying things to you like subtle things like haha I want to die kind of things like Please make sure to check in on your friends and check in on your loved ones check in on yourself Make sure you spend time with yourself and really make sure that you know you're okay. It's okay Not to be okay, if you need help if you need support if you need someone to talk to that's okay Okay to feel these things. It's okay to feel things that aren't Everything's perfect and Sunshine's and rainbows and stuff. It's okay to feel damaged But please give yourself help please don't just bury that stuff down and keep trying to go on with life depression is very very very real and Just please make sure to take care of yourself never ever ever forget that you are in love I know this is all just so random, but please just know that you are so loved no matter You know even if like everyone in your life right now seems to be Leaving or if you feel so alone just know that there are other humans out there on this planet that feel the exact same way and That are going through the same things you have gone through and do not want to see you leave this earth They don't want to see you in pain I know there are a lot of bad people out there, but there really are good people, too And you don't ever have to be alone just know that you're loved, and if you feel like no one else loves You know that I love you and I care for you I know that sounds weird because you don't even know me I feel like I don't talk about these things enough on my channel I Feel like I just you know I stick with my animal stuff, but I don't get personal enough I feel like a lot of you guys don't Know me well enough and don't know how much I really care for you about this I feel like I don't talk about that enough just know that like every single time I've ever met any of you this is getting emotional. It's really random I know just know every time I've ever met any of you is completely touched my heart And I am so amazed that there are so many amazing people out there And how many amazing beautiful people? I have supporting this channel It's crazy And I just I really really really appreciate you guys and I love you guys so much and I care about you guys so much Just as much as you say you care about me Just know that I love you guys and I really do want the best for you all I think you're all wonderful beautiful people I know that we're all different we all have different you know Opinions about things and even the people that don't like me there are people out there that don't like my channel don't like my methods For caring for animals they have different opinions on things that's okay I still think you know it's not like I'm trying to be vindictive and say only my fans are good and everyone else is bad like know just know that I am I don't have hate in my heart for anyone so no matter what our differences are matter if You hate me you like me you love me whatever just know that if you are ever going through A time where you feel", metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'}), Document(page_content="you like me you love me whatever just know that if you are ever going through A time where you feel like you don't want to be on this planet or you feel alone? Just know that I care for you, and there's other people that care for you I know it's a random way to end this video, but I've just been a lot of stuff going on lately and I just want to remind you all that you're loved and your feelings are valid and You're loved so thank you guys so much for watching. I love you guys so much, and I hope you have a wonderful night. I", metadata={'source': 'hLgIghY-FGc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8vsuOXZBXc | [Document(page_content="I love making you believe what you get is what you see but I'm so fake happy I feel so they can be up at everybody here is just as insincere oh so fake [Music] [Music] [Music] it's alright with me [Music] [Music] everybody said that I was doing good and I'm happy now I shouldn't know when things were going good it's when I'm dead [Music] [Applause] [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'w8vsuOXZBXc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPkRGHivRD8 | [Document(page_content='Greetings my beautiful lovelies! Hello it\'s Emmy, welcome back! Today\'s video is sponsored by GrubHub. GrubHub is an online or an app food based delivery service that makes ordering takeout even simpler by connecting you to over 50,000 different restaurants in 1,200 different cities. So down in the description you\'ll find the link to receive seven dollars off your first purchase.... Big thanks to GrubHub, and thank you guys so much! Without your support I wouldn\'t be able to get these great sponsorships. All right, so! Let\'s get back to the task at hand which is to eat... *bag crumples* ...This! So if you follow me on social media, you know that I just went to the gym (laughs) and I am ready for this. I GrubHubbed some hamburgers.... And I have to say, on this last order, my driver was excellent: he called me en route to tell me that he was going to be delayed, and then he got here right on time. I love that -- let me know what\'s going on, right? I don\'t like waiting and not knowing, so just giving me a heads up, love that, love that! Alright, (laughing) let\'s open this So, very noisy bag! So....wow! There\'s a lot of food in here! Ordered this... Oh boy! Ordered this... Oh my gosh, this is like a bottomless pit! And then I got a... bunch of knives and forks, too. So, this is the first burger. This is a regular cheeseburger with onion rings. Yes! So I upgraded to onion rings rather than regular fries. *paper crumpling* Yessiree: nice little kaiser roll! Lettuce; tomato; mustard; ketchup; onion; pickle. Yep, that\'s it! That\'s what I asked for -- and there\'s the cheese melted on there, too. Alright, let\'s give this a go, itadakimasu! Mhmm! Hm! That\'s not bad, but I do feel like there\'s something missing: I think a little bit more onion would be in order, just a little bit more. In terms of bun to meat ratio, I think I like a little bit less bun, or maybe a squishier bun. The patty, while pretty substantial, could use a little bit more meaty flavor, or a little bit more grill-top-like, sizzle-y-crusty stuff. But, in terms of flavor, it\'s not bad. Mmm hm hm Now that bite I got the onion, that is significantly better. Mm-hmm. Mmm. Now let\'s try these onion rings. So there it looks like a couple rogue fries in here -- interesting. Now let\'s give our onion rings a taste. All right! Here we go! (Unimpressed) Hmm... A large amount of batter on that, too. I think I typically like my onions to be a little "thinlier" battered..."thinlier"? Is that a word? Thinner battered? (Laughs) Mm-hmm... All right. So that is the cheeseburger. Not bad! Let\'s try this one next, and interestingly enough, this comes in a clear container rather than the styrofoam. This is the double-decker cheeseburger. And I just ordered this with fries. Whoa! This is huge! Let\'s open that up. Oh my gosh! Yeah...that... is enormous. (Laughs.) Same kaiser roll -- and I asked for the same toppings on all of these. So: lettuce; tomato; American cheese; one patty; two patty, glued together with more American cheese; pickles; onions; mustard; lettuce; and mayo. Erm... Pretty much impossible to eat gracefully, mm-hmm. Now that there\'s an additional patty, I feel like the burger/bun ratio here is a little bit better. Although, this is so big It\'s really difficult to eat. But now I want a little bit more freshness because I have an extra patty -- I want a little bit more onion, a little bit more tomato, and a little bit more crunchy lettuce, but still this is stick-to-your-ribs food! (Laughs) Mm-hmm. Now let\'s have a fry. Again, a little ketchup.... Mm-hmm. They have a little bit of, kind of, batter on the outside which makes them a little bit more... seasoned. And, I feel like the potato flavor is not as pronounced, say, as just a naked fry. All right, so that was the gigantic double-decker! (Laughs) The last burger I have, is this one. This one comes by itself. And this is the mushroom onion burger. Looking forward to this one!', metadata={'source': 'jPkRGHivRD8'}), Document(page_content="one. This one comes by itself. And this is the mushroom onion burger. Looking forward to this one! And then for fries, I got these fries. And these are the cheesy fries. That's why they had to... package them separately. *Rah!* Whoa, let me try those first. So these look just like the fries I just had, but with an addition of... Cheez Whiz. (Laughs) Hmm-hmm! Mmmm!", metadata={'source': 'jPkRGHivRD8'}), Document(page_content="(Laughs again) Those are good! That Cheese Whizzy sauce actually has some jalapeño in it, so it has a nice little chili flavor to it. Not really any heat, but just a nice little jalapeño kick. Mmm. (Muffled) That's good! I'm eating it with a fork...dangerous! You can eat a lot more! (Laughs) Mmm! Terribly bad for you, but terribly, decadently good in some hydrogenated-melty-fat kind of way. Yum! Here's the mushroom burger. In terms of size, it looks sort of like an in between the cheeseburger and the double-decker. Lettuce, tomato...there are the mushrooms beneath the cheese. So the mushrooms are glued in place with the American cheese. (Satisfied) Mmm! Mm-hmm... Generally speaking, I am a straight-up classic hamburger girl, but I think of these three, I like this one the best! The addition of the mushrooms and the onions gives a little bit more flavor. And, surprisingly, that additional topping doesn't make this burger unmanageable, it still remains burger-like without guts of the burger (laughs) spilling out everywhere. Yeah, I definitely like the addition of mushrooms and onions to that. Perhaps there's not enough onion in the other two burgers, so the addition of mushroom and onions and this one puts it back into my frame of yumminess when it comes to burgers. Also, I found the lettuce in this burger was a little bit more crunchy, and I really like that textural contrast when you have the fresh lettuce crunch and then the soggy bun and meat mushed all together. Yeah. Also the cheesy fries are a winner too! Mm-hmm. (Laughs) Really good! So there you have it: a little burger taste off. Of the three, I definitely preferred the mushroom one the best; and then it would be the...I think single cheese burger; and then the double decker -- the double-decker was just a little bit too excessive for my taste. All right big, thanks again to GrubHub for sponsoring this video, and big thanks to you guys! Thanks again for supporting through the years and allowing me to get these kinds of sponsorships. I really appreciate it. And yeah! Tune in next time for another tasting or eating adventure! Share this video with your friends; follow me on social media; be sure to check out the link down below; and I shall see you in my next one! Toodaloo! Take care! Bye! (In a funny, deep voice) Cheesy jalapeño fries...Me like! Mmmm...", metadata={'source': 'jPkRGHivRD8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ_0QLL2gqI | [Document(page_content="♪♪♪ ♪ YOU MADE PLANS AND I ♪ ♪ I MADE PROBLEMS ♪ ♪ WE WERE\nSLEEPING BACK TO BACK ♪ ♪ WE KNOW THIS THING\nWASN'T BUILT TO LAST ♪ ♪ GOOD ON PAPER ♪ ♪ PICTURE PERFECT ♪ ♪ CHASED THE HIGH\nTOO FAR, TOO FAST ♪ ♪ PICKET WHITE FENCE,\nBUT WE PAINT IT BLACK ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISHED YOU\nHAD HURT ME HARDER ♪ ♪ THAN I HURT YOU ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISH YOU\nWOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LOVES YOU\nIN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ IT'S BEEN SOME\nTIME, BUT THIS ♪ ♪ TIME AIN'T EVEN ♪ ♪ I CAN LEAVE\nIT IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BUT YOU'RE HOLDING ON\nTO WHAT YOU NEVER HAD ♪ ♪ IT'S GOOD ON PAPER ♪ ♪ PICTURE PERFECT ♪ ♪ CHASED THE HIGH\nTOO FAR, TOO FAST ♪ ♪ PICKET WHITE FENCE,\nBUT WE PAINT IT BLACK ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISHED YOU\nHAD HURT ME HARDER ♪ ♪ THAN I HURT YOU ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISH YOU\nWOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LOVES YOU\nIN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING\nSOMEBODY LOVES YOU ♪ ♪ IN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪", metadata={'source': 'BQ_0QLL2gqI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPib0uRFmC0 | [Document(page_content="hello and welcome to the slingshot channel this is to his Ponce video - deep trance challenge and it has to do with launching swords I did it before with my cannon and launched it against the shield would be riveted chainmail in front but friend says that was not realistic because there was nothing soft behind the chain so it was unrealistic and therefore use this thick tower that I used two layers in front of ballistic gelatin and I have to say that grant actually took a really good so what much better they might see little practice sword and launch in my hand and he has impressive with us I have to really with you expected but anyway so he is more responsive and I did improve the canvas little bit to make it even more impressive most importantly I increased the rubber by adding another band so it's not 50% stronger which brings the whole construction pretty much to its limit because now about the maximum that the wings can handle also what I had to do is because now the trigger pull is so hard there was almost impossible to aim with this thing I attached like levers for the thing so that I can put it without too much of a problem [Music] I can see a hole as you see the sword sticks in so it obviously penetrated through the whole thing this it went through the chain layer correct actually a few rings here yes of course so it managed to penetrate through the whole deal but I have to say the effect is about the same that friend have I would call this a draw I think I have to admit that this story technique it is far superior sort did the job so hats off again hahaha so anyway that's it for today make sure to check our trans channel to probably have a response to this video as well hope you liked it thanks and bye bye Nick", metadata={'source': 'wPib0uRFmC0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQpjvnm4ME | [Document(page_content="PLEASE SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, I'M\nYOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS--\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: EVERY DAY IT SEEMS\nLIKE WE FIND OUT ABOUT ANOTHER HIGH-PROFILE SEXUAL HARASSER. AND TODAY IS NO EXCEPTION. BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE IT IS\nSENATOR AL FRANKEN. HE'S BEEN ACCUSED OF KISSING AND\nGROPING A WOMAN WITHOUT HER CONSENT. COME ON, FRANKEN! I GUESS THERE ARE NO GOOD PEOPLE\nLEFT SO LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH. JUST TELL US WHATEVER YOU DID,\nJIMMY CARTER, BARACK OBAMA, TOM HANKS, MALALA. (LAUGHTER). >> Jon: OH MY. >> Stephen: AS A FELLOW\nCOMEDIAN I LONG ADMIRED AL FRANKEN BUT I GOT TO SAY THIS\nDOES NOT BODE WELL FOR LOUIS C.K.'S SENATE HOPES. (LAUGHTER)\nHERE ARE THE DETAILS. STRAP IN. WHILE TOURING WITH THE USO IN\n2006 FRANKEN YET A SKETCH WHERE HE GOT TO KISS THE FEMALE EMCEE\nLEANN TWEED EN, ACCORDING TO TWEEDEN DURING REHEARSAL HE CAME\nAT HER, PUT HIS HAND ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD, MASHED HIS LIPS\nAGAINST HERS AND AGGRESSIVELY STUCK HIS TONGUE IN HER MOUTH. NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT IN\nSHOWBIZ, ACTORS CALL THAT TECHNIQUE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT. AND IT DIDN'T STOP THEREMENT ON\nTHE WAY HOME FROM THE TOUR, SHE FELL ASLEEP ON THE PLANE AND\nFRANKEN DECIDED TO TAKE THIS GOOFY PIC. OH BOY. THAT IS ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE. SO THIS IS BAD. FRANKEN HAS RESPONDED SAYING I\nCERTAINLY DON'T REMEMBER THE REHEARSAL FOR THE SKIT IN THE\nSAME WAY BUT I SEND MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES TO LEANN. AS TO THE PHOTO, IT WAS CLEARLY\nINTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT WASN'T. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. OKAY, INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT\nWASN'T. NO. YOUR MOVIE INSTITUTE SAVES HIS\nFAMILY WAS INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT WASN'T. THAT PHOTO WAS INTENDED TO\nEMBARRASS HER. THAT'S WHY HE DID IT WHILE SHE\nWAS ASLEEP. NOBODY GOES UP TO THEIR BUDDY\nWHEN IS HE AWAKE AND SAYS HEY, CAN I DRAW A PENIS ON YOUR\nFOREHEAD. FRANKEN LATER RELEASED A MORE\nCOMPLETE APOLOGY IN WHICH HE SAID I'M ASKING THAT AN ETHICS\nINVESTIGATION BE UNDERTAKEN. AND I WILL GLADLY COOPERATE. WELL, THAT'S NICE. IT WOULD BE WRONG IN IF AN\nETHICS INVESTIGATION WAS DONE WITHOUT HIS CONSENT. OF COURSE, FRANKEN IS JUST THE\nLATEST POLITICIAN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. ALL WEEK WE'VE BEEN TALKING\nABOUT ALABAMA SENATE CANDIDATE AND MAN WITHOUT BUYS HIS\nWARDROBE AT PARTY CITY, ROY MOORE. (LAUGHTER)\nYESTERDAY, YOU REMEMBER, YESTERDAY FOUR, FOUR, COUNT\nTHEM, FOUR MORE WOMEN ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT\nBRINGING THE GRAND TOTAL TO WAY TOO MANY. (LAUGHTER)\nAND GOOD NEWS FOR MOORE, ONE OF YESTERDAY'S ACCUSERS WAS NOT A\nMINOR. WHOOO? I DID NOT EXPECT THAT. THIS WOMAN WAS 28 WHEN SHE HIRED\nMOORE TO HANDLE A CUSTODY PETITION AND WHEN SHE WENT TO\nHIS OFFICE TO SIGN THE PAPERS HE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT HER YOUNG\nDAUGHTERS. AND IF THEY WERE AS PRETTY AS\nSHE WAS. WELL THAT'S JUST FAMILY VALUES. AND THAT EVAL US DATING YOUR\nENTIRE FAMILY. ANOTHER NEW ACCUSER SAYS THAT\nMOORE HIT ON HER WHEN SHE WAS 17. AND WORKING AS A HOSTESS AT RED\nLOBSTER. UH. THAT IS DISGUSTING. RED LOBSTER. (LAUGHTER)\nGOD INTENDED SHRIMP TO BE LIMITED. APPARENTLY, NO ONE HAS THE\nUNLIMITED SHRIMP? ALL RIGHT. APPARENTLY MOORE ASKED THE TEEN\nOUT AND SHE SAID DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM. TO WHICH HE RESPONDED, YEAH, I\nGO OUT WITH GIRLS YOUR AGE ALL THE TIME. TO WHICH I RESPOND,\nAGGH-- REMEMBER, MONDAY WE LEARNED THAT MOORE HAD BEEN\nBANNED FROM HIS LOCAL MALL AND APPARENTLY HIS BEHAVIOR WAS SO\nBAD THAT SEARS HAD A WHOLE ROY MOORE PROTOCOL. ONE STORE MANAGER TOLD NEW HIRES\nTO WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY. AND MOORE'S BEHAVIOR CAUSED\nWOMEN TO HIDE FROM HIM WHEN HE CAME IN THE SEARS. OKAY. OKAY. WELCOME TO TRAINING, COUPLE\nTHING TO THE REMEMBER, ALWAYS WEAR YOUR NAME BADGE ON THE\nFLOOR, OKAY. YOU GOT TO CASH OUT BEFORE YOU\nPUNCH OUT. AND IF YOU SEE ROY MOORE,\nPRETEND TO BE A MANNEQUIN. (LAUGHTER)\nDON'T BLINK OR HE WILL KNOW YOU ARE A REAL GIRL. >> Jon: OH MY. >> Stephen: AND OF COURSE\nBECAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ROY MOORE, THESE SEARS EMPLOYEES\nWERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONE OF THE WOMEN SAYS THAT MOORE", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'}), Document(page_content="WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONE OF THE WOMEN SAYS THAT MOORE\nASKED HER WHERE SHE WENT TO SCHOOL AND THEN FOR HER PHONE\nNUMBER. WHICH SHE SAYS SHE DECLINED TO\nGIVE TELLING HIM THAT HER FATHER WAS A SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER,\nWOULD NEVER APPROVE. BUT THAT DID NOT STOP MOORE. A FEW DAYS LATER ITS GIRL WAS\nSUM MONDAYED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE OVER THE INTERCOME IN HER\nCLASSROOM. SHE HAD A PHONE CALL. PHSSHHT, PLEASE REPORT TO THE\nPRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, AN UNIDENTIFIED WEIRDO IS CALLING\nFOR A HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENT. I HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKING THIS\nHAPPEN BECAUSE I'M TERRIBLE AT MY JOB. THAT IS ALL. AND THE CALL--\n(APPLAUSE) THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AND THE CALL DIDN'T GO SO GREAT. SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE AND THE\nMALE ON THE OTHER LINE SAID GENA, THIS IS ROY MOORE. I WAS LIKE WHAT. HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I SAID I'M IN TRIG CLASS. (LAUGHTER)\nTHAT'S IMPRESSIVE. ROY MOORE ACTUALLY MADE\nTRIGONOMETRY THE MORE APPEALING OPTION. (LAUGHTER)\n(APPLAUSE) ALL THESE ALLEGATIONS HAVE PUT\nREPUBLICANS IN A TOUGH POSITION. THEY WANT TO HOLD ON TO THE\nSENATE BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO BACK A PERV. THAT'S WHY SENATE MAJORITY\nLEADER AND INSPIRATION FOR THE SAD FACE EMOJI MITCH\nMcCONNELL, HE THINKS ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS SHOULD RUN\nAGAINST MOORE AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. >> HE FITS THE MOLD OF SOMEBODY\nWHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL OFF A WRITE-IN. THE ALABAMAN WHO WOULD, YOU\nKNOW, FIT THAT STANDARD WOULD BE THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, WHO IS\nTOTALLY WELL-KNOWN AND EXTREMELY POPULAR IN ALABAMA. >> Stephen: YES, WELL-KNOWN\nAND EXTREMELY POPULAR IN ALABAMA ARE THE ONLY CRITERIA. IN THAT CASE YOUR OTHER CHOICES\nARE FORREST GUMP, A STATUE OF BEAR BRYANT OR A JUG OF SWEET\nTEA WITH SUNGLASSES. BUT IT IS GOING TO BE SWEET TEA. >> I LIKE FORREST. >> Stephen: BUT MOORE ISN'T\nAFRAID OF THE WASHINGTON REPUBLICANS TWEETING DEAR MITCH\nMcCONNELL, BRING IT ON. A STRONG SENTIMENTS LEADING THE\nHEAD OF THE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN SENATORIAL COMMITTEE TO TWEET\nBRING IT ON IS A MOVIE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS. (LAUGHTER). >> Jon: NO, OH. (APPLAUSE). >> Jon: A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR\nCOMFORT THERE. >> Stephen: TO WHICH ROY MOORE\nREPLIED, AND? WELL, MOORE IS FIGHTING BACK. YESTERDAY ONE OF HIS ATTORNEYS\nHELD A PRESS CONFERENCE INTENDING TO PUT ALL OF THIS\nBEHIND THEM. >> I'VE BEEN WITH HIM IN\nPROBABLY OVER A HUNDRED DIFFERENT MEETINGS AND BEEN\nAROUND PROBABLY IN EXCESS OF 10,000 DIFFERENT LADIES IN\nJUDGE'S MOORE PRESENCE AND NOT ONCE, NOT ONE TIME HAVE I EVER\nSEEN HIM ACT EVEN REMOTELY INAPPROPRIATE AGAINST ANY WOMAN. >> Stephen: OF COURSE YOU\nDIDN'T SEE IT YOU WEREN'T IN THEIR TRIGONOMETRY CLASS. BUT THE MAIN-- THE MAIN--\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THRUST, THE MAIN\nTHRUST OF YESTERDAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE WAS MOORE'S ATTORNEY\nTRYING TO DISCREDIT A KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE. ONE OF THE ACCUSER'S HIGH SCHOOL\nYEAR BOOK WHICH MOORE SIGNED. >> RELEASE THE YEAR BOOK SO THAT\nWE CAN DETERMINE IS IT GENUINE OR IS IT A FRAUD. >> Stephen: YEAH, IT COULD BE\nA FRAUD. LET'S COMPARE ROY MOORE'S KNOWN\nSIGNATURES, OKAY, UP HERE, KNOWN SIGNATURES WITH THAT IN THE YEAR\nBOOK, SEE? THREE TOTALLY DIFFERENT\nSIGNATURES BY THE SAME GUY. (APPLAUSE)\nNOW THE WOMAN, THE WOMAN'S ATTORNEY SAYS THEY MIGHT LET\nINDEPENDENT HANDWRITING EXPERTS LOOK AT THE YEAR BOOK BUT YOU\nKNOW WHAT, I TOOK A COLLEGE COURSE IN HANDWRITING ANALYSIS. AND I THINK I COULD HELP, NOW\nLET'S SEE, LIKE RIGHT NOW IF YOU LOOK UP HERE, TURN THIS ON IT'S\nSIDE, HERE IS THE SIGNATURE I FOUND HERE. IF YOU LOOK AT THE WIDE LOOP OF\nTHE R UP HERE, THAT IS A CLASSIC FORENSIC INDICATOR THAT THE\nACCUSED MIGHT BE HIDING SOMETHING PLUS THE ELONGATED Y\nLOOP DOWN HERE, THIS STEM DOWN HERE TELLS US HE HAS NO PROBLEM\nENCROACHING ON THE SPACE OF OTHERS. NOW THERE'S ANOTHER VERY SMALL\nINDICATOR, AND THIS IS EXTREMELY TECHNICAL BUT IF YOU LOOK REALLY\nCLOSELY, IT'S WRITTEN IN A GIRL'S HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK. HE'S A PRE-VERT. (APPLAUSE)\nTODAY ROY MOORE HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE AND BEGAN WITH", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'}), Document(page_content="TODAY ROY MOORE HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE AND BEGAN WITH\nA STORY ABOUT SOME ADVICE A SEASONED JUDGE GAVE HIM IN IS\nEARLY DAYS IN POLITICS. >> WHAT YOU NEED TO DID IS HAVE,\nEYEGLASSES THAT SHOWS PEOPLE THAT YOU STUDY A LOT AND READ A\nLOT. THEN HE SAID AND THEN YOU HAVE\nTO HAVE ONE OTHER THING, HE SAID WELL YOU HAVE TO HAVE\nHEMORRHOIDS. I SAID WHY. HE SAID WELL TRK GIVES YOU A\nCONCERNED LOOK. (LAUGHTER)\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: LIKE THIS? (LAUGHTER)\nARE YOU HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT YOUR BUTT HOLE? AND MOORE BLASTED THE MEDIA FOR\nFOCUSING ON HIM. >> TODAY WE GOT A CALL FROM ONE\nBIG MAGAZINE, THAT Y'ALL RECOGNIZE IF I SAY THE NAME. I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. >> Stephen: I WILL SAY IT,\nIT'S BARELY LEGAL AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW EDITOR IN\nCHIEF. BUT MOORE WAS DEFIANT. >> THERE'S BEEN COMMENTS ABOUT\nME TAKING A STAND. YES, I HAVE TAKEN A STAND IN THE\nPAST. I WILL TAKE A STAND IN THE\nFUTURE. AND I WILL QUIT STANDING WHEN\nTHEY LAY ME IN THAT BOX AND PUT ME IN THE GROUND. >> Stephen: YOU CAN TAKE MY\nTEENAGE SALES CLERK WHEN YOU PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfbwPTsowEA | [Document(page_content="Ew, look at her sweater. It's so ugly. Did she just wake up? Her hair is so gross. Ew, look at her shoes. Rachel, you look like you\nhaven't slept in weeks. You're trash. She thinks she's funny. If I were you, I would\nhave killed myself already. Stop trying. You're just going to end\nup on the streets anyway. You wear make up and\nyou still look ugly. I bet even your dog hates you. You're fat. If I was your mom, I\nwould have aborted you. Does anyone think you're pretty? You're so annoying. Your voice makes me want\nto cut off my own ears. Everything you do\nmakes me hate you. If I had a gun, I\nwould kill you myself. [MUSIC PLAYING]", metadata={'source': 'nfbwPTsowEA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctx4YBEdOxo | [Document(page_content="[Music] what's up guys mkbhd here uh let's talk about that roadster too so last night as many of you probably know if you're a tech fan at all you've watched these before there was a tesla event and this one was for the unveiling mostly as we all knew it for the semi truck so we finally got our first look at it you know elon rolled up on stage driving one got out of the thing looks like there's two versions of it comes in a sort of a space gray dark version one big one small 500 mile range zero to sixty in five seconds when there's no payload or zero to sixty in twenty seconds with an eighty thousand pound payload the thing will recharge to 400 miles in half an hour has a center seated driving console autopilot all these cool things about it looks really cool but and i'm not a truck driver so i'm probably never gonna actually even sit in one of those but that was the main story of the event and then it kind of looked like it was ending the lights dimmed and then they came back on and there was music and it became this sort of a one more thing tesla pulled one more thing and out of the back of one of the trailers attached to the tesla truck they rolled a tesla roadster 2.0 the new one the one that we all knew was eventually coming but didn't know we'd ever see you see tesla didn't have much of a reputation when the original roadster came out that was this two-door car that was essentially the body of a lotus but with the electrics of tesla the motors and the batteries and it was a sort of a weird frankenstein hybrid car not the most practical thing not the most comfortable but boy was that thing zippy and from what i've heard very fun to drive but it doesn't supercharge the way model s do it's not one of their flagship cars uh they had problems they didn't sell a lot there was a couple hundred or a couple thousand sold and that was it but then there were rumors there were rumors of maybe they'll bring that back maybe there will be a roadster 2.0 there are some elon tweets here and there there's some tesla hinting but we never actually see anything until last night so they rolled that thing off the truck and it looks in my opinion absolutely incredible it looks great it looks like a tesla in a lot of the waves and a lot of the curves but it has cues from others cues from porsche a little bit from aston martin it's got some some mclaren lines to it so it's a really aggressive really good-looking sports car it's pretty clear immediately that he's about to talk to us about the new roadster and he is and then he gives us the specs and i'm a spec person i like numbers but there's not a lot of spec sheets that can just make me kind of speechless essentially especially coming from someone who's driven and owned a p100d for a while which has a silly spec sheet by itself spec sheet of the new roadster 0 to 60 miles per hour in 1.9 seconds 1.9 seconds zero to a hundred miles an hour in 4.2 seconds it'll run out a quarter mile in 8.8 or 8.9 seconds i've seen both from their their website and their presentation but it's a sub nine second quarter mile it'll have a top speed of quote over 250 miles per hour and this all will come from the floor mounted 200 kilowatt hour battery pack so twice the size of the p100d it has three motors two for the back wheels and one for the front wheels and it'll do 620 miles or 621 miles rated for a charge so that massive battery is actually getting you not just awesome performance through motors but a really long range that'll be the first electric car to do over a thousand kilometers on a charge so that spec sheet just that list of things he said just if you look at the car and you hear those numbers it's like hyper car territory basically it doesn't sound street legal it doesn't make any sense when you look at every other car that's ever been produced it's nuts and i know we get caught up in the numbers about like you know it's just a straight line drag race", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'}), Document(page_content="and i know we get caught up in the numbers about like you know it's just a straight line drag race like eventually those other cars will catch it those million dollar super cars that we constantly compare these two will eventually catch it but with this one it doesn't look like they'll catch it nearly as fast as they could catch this car like this is basically p 200 t in a way like if apollo is p100d performance 100 kilowatt hour battery dual motors then this roadster is a lighter body a 200 kilowatt hour battery pack and triple motors p200t so we get to this point in the event my jaw is just kind of on the ground where i was watching this and obviously there's a lot of comparisons naturally we just love comparing tesla's numbers to these million dollar super cars i actually looked it up a lot of these cars on the list of the fastest production cars 0 to 60 ever are doing like 2.5 seconds maybe 2.4 a lot of them 2.7 so for tesla roadster to come along and do 1.9 is disgusting and there's actually some videos from the event that we're getting some test rides out i'll show you guys them but of actual launches from inside the car the reactions incredible the views incredible i can't wait to see people doing like that gopro reaction test where they're just sitting with the passenger and they have the gopro up here and they do the launch from 0 to 60 to see the reaction can't wait for those three two one oh jesus honestly i didn't think i didn't think i noticed the difference between my p100 come on no i honestly didn't think it knows the difference there's a reason this one's called black oh my goodness i kind of wonder if you could track this car like i've talked to friends about bringing like a tesla to a track and actually you know racing a p100d against other cars this car is electronically limited to 155 miles an hour but you can only go that fast for so long before the battery starts heating up and it actually limits your performance and doesn't want you to do that for very long so even though it's an insane performer even though this car does 0 to 60 and 2.4 you wouldn't really race it on a track for very long against like a traditional supercar i mean it's also a four-door sedan so that's another reason but still i gotta wonder what the cooling is gonna be like in this 200 kilowatt hour battery how long you be able to get this insane performance can you actually go 200 miles an hour for some time before it wears out could you actually track this car and beat a lot of the others i want to see what motor trend does with it i don't know i have a lot of questions but one thing i haven't mentioned is uh this car is coming out in 2020 tesla roadster 2.0 will ship in 2020. there's gonna be a founder series version and a regular base model essentially is what he said uh i don't know how the numbers will defer or what the difference will be between the two but that's what he said it'll be a 200 000 car which is i mean it's still a fraction of the price of the million dollar cars we compare it to but the founder series will be 250 000 and there will only be a thousand of them made now there's a reserve button on their site and trying really hard not to press it but you can reserve it right now to get it in 2020 but there's plenty of other questions i still have plenty of reasons why you might not get this car like the fact that i've only seen the outside of it for example they haven't they haven't shown the trunk elon said tons of storage on stage but he didn't show the front trunk or the back trunk he also said it's a four seater so there's the two doors in the front and you see the front two seats but there's also two pretty small seats in the back kind of the way some other sports cars are four seaters you probably don't want people in the back all the time but then it's also a convertible so the top glass goes back into the trunk so how big could the trunk really be i believe it", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'}), Document(page_content="so the top glass goes back into the trunk so how big could the trunk really be i believe it will have autopilot but that wasn't really mentioned or talked about uh there's a couple of other little things like i still have questions about this car but then again 2020 by then like this could be sick something i don't talk about a lot is this car p100d apollo is a leased vehicle which means i'll be giving it back and i kind of view tesla's as a piece of tech in that way so the fact that they offered a lease for a couple years where i could give this piece of tech back to them and they'll continue to develop other tech that i can pick up later when i gave this back was kind of part of my plan and it turns out apollo's lease is up at the end of 2019 and the roadster 2.0 2020. but this roadster 2.0 man that's something else that's a hyper car 0-60 that fast 0-100 that fast 250 miles an hour you can't you can't really argue with that i think i'm done i think that's all i had to say uh let me know what you guys think should i should i think it probably will", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZiCWBplZ90 | [Document(page_content="It's been five months since i've officially become a solo youtuber. I finally been able to live a life of independence and I have an unfathomable amount of views that i earned legitimately but is that all I really strive to have a ton of views No, i strive to be one of the world's greatest most multi-talented youtubers of all time my", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'}), Document(page_content="Only logical next step is to do what all the world's most famous youtubers do? Become a FASHION DESIGNER so i contacted the world's most famous fashion, designing youtubers to get their advice on... merch interview Okay, thanks for having me matt thank you quick question queen come clean with, this light i know. You uh thanks so much for Doing the interview, with me yeah You are one of the world's most famous youtubers and also a World-class fashion designer i can see i can see from your merch that you're wearing there What is the work out very? strong, and kit you are one of the world's most famous Youtubers and also a world-class fashion, designer thank you what, is the hardest part about being in the merchandising business you know. ahh Don't know i guess it's really just like picking it out We're really close together limiting yourself because i have so many good ideas that i don't want to do too much, what is this about? About merch you're You're, thriving merch business interesting i don't sell merch what kind of merch would you like to see, me make, now, that i'm a 30, year old man selling merch to children ( as you do ) first off what you have right now is a really really good start, i sell nail polish K for boys or girls. Do you think you could just do the interview Your already out here would be kind of awkward i mean... there we go beautiful? They, did give me massage, oh oh You, want a massage generally i just need something out of this it's hard this is a little bit too close for me i'm sorry This, isn't your moves for you, what, was making me uncomfortable, you're the one who set this up i don't know You, shouldn't sell things to kids Don't you have any moral quandary swith that i do tesla giveaways every week it works and people always Want to like for that tesla you never actually have to deliver Say it and they'll believe it because you're looking at the camera in your liver they, feel like they're being talked, to how, much merchants i Could sell i really have, no idea? Just i'm not in really in the business of taking advantage of people just buy Some merch and you'll automatically be entered and i'm going to be selecting one person from that pool to give a brand, new free tesla model x that good i believed it yeah Yeah, just like a, dad hat with a logo, what should i expect people to say? About me now that i'm gonna start selling merch as a 30 year old man Say, about you yeah you know. Like good job man i love it i think people will literally think what they thought Before which is mostly nothing i never get, any, bad things said to Me ever there's like an air of self-importance and this whole thing it doesn't it doesn't matter Not on twitter not in the youtube comments never you know Why, why, because they, want to, be winners it's not because you Do, what i do and filter out all the words that say anything negative about you Well i mean i do that too can you show, me some of your merch so uh, oh it's My forehead your forehead printed on to a hat so that when you when you, wear it Well okay it's a little you couldn't fit over your four couldn't fit over my forehead cause, my doggone that you know It's great actually yeah i got this right over here that this hat How should i pose in photos to advertise my merch can i lean, back just like that i can't move my hands okay we're gonna one two three and This, helps me more than you can imagine if i could repay you in any way i would so you're, not i sorry, when i I'm not even i'm not showing, my work I'm sold when i came in i was i was told that it was my understanding i was getting a Compensated i'm ready to go, make, my, own merch good for you i need to go to the factory and like yeah, oh you're Going to thank, me right now i'll be back in like ten, days i Would love for you to be one of the first people on the planet To, experience my merch what is this my merch this is for me? okay yeah I could see it in your", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'}), Document(page_content="To, experience my merch what is this my merch this is for me? okay yeah I could see it in your face that you really like it i love it i love it i actually really like those may i yeah Please is it your handwriting, oh? Yeah, that that's a choice like written by somebody with no hands and they have, to put the pencil in their mouth and write it i feel like i feel like, a kid getting an n64 on christmas so would, wear this i Really, like, yeah you feel free i ran out of space but i fit it all on there wow. You look like, you love it All right shared photo, fans says a shirt for the fans yeah another good option. Uh-huh If you're an idiot, sorry, what another good option if you're an idiot what do you say i said this is great perfect shirt for Family, photos, yeah, oh i forgot to get your little advice here is a unisex yeah it's gonna, give you lots of - because this is gonna be a very it's very sexual It's a very sexy shirt okay You've done it you've you've done it thank you you've actually Made something worse than i could have possibly ever anticipated Feels good right it Doesn't feel like This is a box of gold i can, feel it it's a Box of gold, did we get in to keep this, yeah hell, yes you can have that My, name is anthony i got dope, ass shirts if you, don't buy these at all hurt cuz. They're dope $100 a pop buy one for your ma and your pot you say like This is good merch okay? Yeah just know that out loud, yeah It's not cute anything that's good, okay? like point to my shirt like you love it i Noticed a lot of youtubers, who sell merch like to incorporate a reminder to buy merch into their Youtube sign out catchphrase just turn the camera is like hey, what's up it's anthony, padilla i'm a. Total asshole okay, oh? don't forget to like and subscribe, also buy, my, new merch or i'll kill your parents i i instantly want to buy merch because i Don't want my parents dead it's it's instinctual thank you so much i'm so glad you love My merch and thank you so much for all the great advice yeah, never said, any of that good bye bye Get out of my, house thank you, okay?", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GT7PrIIS5I | [Document(page_content="this is a loaded die and I loaded it by\nfirst splitting it open with a chisel like this and then hollowing at one side\nand waiting the other problem is if I split something open with a chisel like\nthis that actually leaves a bit of a mark even if I put it back together or\nthe chisel squish the fibers to get the die apart you can see there's a line on\nhere whereas on the other side if it's perfectly so I'm going to try to split\nthis one without putting a chisel in there so hopefully it'll go back\ntogether perfectly that just slipped no chisel mark but I damaged a face of\nit with a vise well managed to bugger this one up without even splitting it this is not\nworking broke a piece off of it I finally managed to split water without\ntoo much damage to the faces so I want the side with the six on it to be the\nlightest and the five and the four pretty good numbers too so I need to\nhollow out that area here and using a machinist centered role to\nflatten out the bottom of the holes and also drilling out the other side to wave take out some of the internal burst so\nit fits back together properly I'll weigh down the heavy side with some\nsolder now I just have to glue it back together so this is indeed a very lucky\ndie in that it's very likely to roll sixes and almost never rolls ones it\ndoesn't seem to be high towards fives though and I made another one and this\none I actually split open with a knife and that worked much better I didn't end\nup beating it up so much and you can hardly see the crack line from where the\nknife went in because the knife is a lot narrower up for a game of chance anyone", metadata={'source': '6GT7PrIIS5I'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n9xafjynJA | [Document(page_content="welcome to the Tesla semi truck event I hope you like what you see better tell you about everything that this this truck can do starting with performance so ever an acronym we came up with that I think really really describes the performance well the Tesla semi will go zero to 60 in five seconds now at 80,000 pounds max gross vehicle weight but that's the most amount of weight you can carry on a US Highway this is the real-time acceleration of a Tesla semi that on the left the thing that looks like it's not moving is a diesel truck the best diesel trucks can only do 45 miles an hour up a five percent grade desert Sam I could do 65 miles an hour up to five percent grade now one of the biggest questions we've been asked about electric trucks is well how far can they go because well let's find out to 500 mile range and by the way it's 500 miles at maximum weight at highway speed we also have four independent motors on citizen visit the motor on each of the rear wheels and independent front suspension so it's incredibly comfortable to drive this truck what about you know fueling today if you're feeling a diesel truck you've got fumes spills toxic environment prices change all the time and what a lot of people don't realize is it actually it takes up to 15 minutes or more to actually fill it a truck get to sit there for 15 minutes well the tank gets full as compared to charging a teaser truck you can charge at your origin or destination so while you're unloading your cargo in charge [Applause] every truck we sell will have enhanced autopilot as standard okay but the truck will automatically brake alright good yeah you can read it too or it'll automatically break but it will actually automatically Lane keep as well so even if even if image from in the truck and you have a medical emergency the truck will stay in lane and gradually come to a halt and put on the Emergencies if it doesn't hear a response from you I'll actually call emergency services and get an ambulance it's gonna take care of you it's gonna take care of other cars can take care of pedestrians this is a massive increase in safety with that central position you're in a very safe position even if you were to slide with with it another semi you have a low center of gravity that gives you really good handling means the probability of a rollover is massively reduced because the battery pack is in the floor pan and and rollover risk is Durant produced and perhaps most importantly jackknifing is is usually the worst nightmare of a trucker how do you stop your your vehicle from jackknifing and if you're in difficult conditions the truck will automatically from stop Jack and I think because it's got independent motors on each wheel and it will dynamically adjust the torque on each wheel so that jackknifing is impossible reliability is incredibly important we're 20 massive attention it's making this truck be friendly reliable and that's why we are guaranteeing that this truck will not break down for a million miles then what it has you know as a few other benefits as well brakes brakes are a big deal for trucks you got to stop 80,000 pounds it's not easy that's a lot of brake it's for a lot of brake wear but because the with an electric motor you can turn the breaks into generators so every time you break that kinetic energy of braking goes right straight back into the battery pack instead of heat instead of wearing down a brake pad it's the brake pads basically lasts forever but if you'd ever need to replace brake pads ever ever and this is the feature I like best film Oh nuclear explosion proof class so standard glass now why is this important cuz agency it looks nothing survived to nuclear explosion as incredible the reason this is important is because truck windshields are huge and they cracked about once a year and if the truck windshield is cracked you're not allowed to try it so it actually it struck or froze if you have", metadata={'source': '5n9xafjynJA'}), Document(page_content="windshield is cracked you're not allowed to try it so it actually it struck or froze if you have a practicar inch field and that and that means lost driving you just pointed customers it's a terrible it's terrible day and you if you're stuck in building nowhere take ages to get it to get a new windshield so actually this this this detail this detail matters a lot to to someone who really understands trucking we have the tesla app that gives you full information about your truck this is sort of normal it's like we take it for granted with if you've got a Model S or more Lexus like that but this is not normal actually for trucks you have full access to all your truck information you go to remote diagnostics you can you can see what's going on preventative maintenance the truck will actually anticipate when it needs to be made when it needs maintenance and inform you ahead of time you're probably wondering how much is this gonna cost because Tesla stuff is expensive when you take everything into account take the least cost the insurance cost maintenance all of the factors the fully accounted for true cost of trucking a diesel truck will be 20% more expensive than it Benitez's semi per mile [Applause] on retail this is from day one it from day one having a Tesla semi will be a diesel truck on economics day one and this is at this is a worst-case scenario so it gets better than this this is the this is the wood this is worst-case scenario comparison this is taking max vehicle gross it's going at 60 miles an hour and it's assuming to $50 gasoline price we're guaranteeing a sevenths and kilowatt wholesale price production begins 2019 so if you order now get part the truck in two years [Applause] so turns out there was some cargo in the truck there's some cargo in the truck we threw it bring it out if he'll have asked us for a long time when you're gonna make a new roadster we are making it now the new Tesla Roadster will be the fastest car production car ever made period it'll do the quarter-mile in eight point nine seconds I wouldn't say what the actual top speed is but it's above 250 miles an hour this is gonna have a two hundred kilowatt hour battery pack 606 this is these numbers sound not even for their real 600 620 mile range that's not a thousand kilometres be the first time an electric vehicle brakes a thousand kilometres a production electric vehicle will travel more than a thousand kilometres in a single charge at highway speed this thing will have three motors so it's all-wheel drive one motor in front turn two on the rear it'll do torque steering I said turn come out we put our battery pack 10,000 Newton meters of torque so you know what that means it's stupid [Applause] it's also a four-seater so it's a two plus two two plus two okay you can't put giant people in the rear seat but you will to put okay the giant person is squashed or a small small person fit in the bed so but it's a four-seater it's not like it's this is four seats it's convertible so it's a roof or roof it's and it has tons of storage so you like actually travel somewhere bring bring luggage bring whatever you want and have plenty of storage carry for people like it's a real car it's not just crammed in so it has all that functionality with four seats expecting this to be available in 2020 the hell of Mario's touch jump over the barriers jump over [Applause] thank you for coming", metadata={'source': '5n9xafjynJA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf1xyI_iKWA | [Document(page_content="Good morning John. Hope you're feeling better; you missed a video for the first time in a long time because you're very sick and I cannot hold it against you. But to make you feel better I'm gonna talk about everybody's favorite topic which is the complexity of the US tax code. Woo! [Music starts] Tax policy is so fun. [normal] It's not gonna happen, no. It's not, it's complicated and it's too complicated. I think everybody agrees that it's too complicated just nobody agrees on how is the best way to simplify this. So, instead of talking about that, let's talk about why it's complicated in the first place because you think maybe we can just make this really simple - to start all over again, how would you do it? Well the simplest way to do that would be a head tax. A head tax would be taxing every single person the exact same amount. So you enter the world and your fee for existing in the US is like twelve thousand dollars a year. If everybody paid twelve thousand dollars a year, we would pay the entire federal budget and it would be good. This works really well for families like mine, I could afford to pay twelve thousand dollars a year for all the people in my family. Doesn't work as well for people who don't make any money like retirees or disabled people. Also for all of the people that that would be like all their money that they made, that would be a bummer. Work all year you make like eight thousand dollars then what happens? The government just comes in they uh They just take you, they take you to tax jail. [sings] Tax jail! [guitar riff] Tax jail! [normal] So a head tax; that's not gonna work. So instead, let's tax people's income, if you don't make any money you don't pay anything if you make a lot of money you pay a bunch. For a flat tax to work on individual human income, you gotta pay - get ready for it - A 50% flat tax. A little bit more than that actually. Every single person has to send half the money that they make to the government and this sounds wrong right because nobody pays 50% taxes. Well it turns out we're missing something because when I was talking about taxing the amount of money that people make We gotta examine the definition of money. And of people and of make. All those words. Because getting money is just one way to receive value and if we only tax money then everybody would get paid in like diamonds or gold or something so we have to tax value so if i give you a car in exchange for doing work for me that's still income and we still tax that. The us tax code doesn't actually tax money, it taxes value. This is really important when part of somebody's payment might be stock in a company. Now we gotta examine, what is a person? Because it turns out a lot of the money in the US isn't made by flesh-and-blood human things. It's made by these non-meat people called corporations. [singing] So now it's time to talk about corporate tax. [not singing] Currently most corporations in the US are taxed just as if they were people. So, I own businesses; If the end of the year one of my businesses has more money in its bank account than it had at the beginning of the year, that difference is taxed as if it is my money because it is. I control that corporation, I control the money and so i pay the exact same taxes on it that I would if it was just my money. That's how it works right now. That's not how the Republicans in Congress want it to work. They want people like me, if i have money that's getting made by my corporation, to pay like way less tax on that I don't know why, 'cause it's still income to me but I guess, I don't, I... Let. Look. That's not what we're here for, that's not what we're doing, we're not analyzing the tax thing we're just talking about why it's complex. And now we have to talk about the definition of make. If you just tax people's ordinary income you're not catching a huge chunk of what happens. 'cause there's another way to make money,", metadata={'source': 'Qf1xyI_iKWA'}), Document(page_content="income you're not catching a huge chunk of what happens. 'cause there's another way to make money, and a lot of people make money this way. And that's when you buy something and then it becomes worth more and then you sell it and you make money. This is called Capital Gains and it happens mostly with real estate and with stocks in the stock market. So instead of talking about taxing the amount of money people make, we're actually talking about more like the uh, like the [singing] increase in value received by entities which make, make you unsurprised to see how there's complexity. [normal] There's two really good common-sense reasons not to tax people who don't make very much money. One: They tend to spend almost all of their income anyway, they save very little and if they have less money they are more likely to end up being supported by social services which costs the government money. And two: Because they don't make very much money, taxing them actually doesn't contribute that much to the budget. Like you could increase their tax bill an amount that would be extremely impactful to them, but it would not be impactful to the budget. [singing] So you wanna tax the rich people more and the poor people less, make a bunch of tax brackets and it gets more complex. [normal] Tax people who make a bunch of money more, one because we can afford it and two because you make way more money when you raise their percentage, because they have so much more income. Now the second to last reason why the tax code is so complicated I'm not even gonna sing it, it's just because the government wants to encourage certain behaviors in people. So it gives people tax credits for saving money for retirement, for going to school, for saving money for health care They let you write off parts of your mortgage because they want to encourage homeownership, that kind of thing. The government also has provisions for just things that like they're just trying to be more fair. Like for example right now, if you go to graduate school you might make like ten thousand dollars a year in actual money, but you get tuition deferment so you don't have to pay your tuition. But, that is value being delivered. So technically that value of your deferred tuition is income, 'cause you got that value, remember we're talking about value not money. So if you get like thirty five thousand dollars of income from your tuition deferment but you don't have any actual income, that's a huge burden for graduate students so that is not counted as income as part of the tax code. At least at the moment but again we're not talking about what they're planning on doing in Congress right now, that's not this discussion. Finally, the last reason why taxes are so complicated iiiiiiis [guitar music] [singing] rich douchebags, avoiding their taxes so we've got to make up lots of rules to keep them paying their taxes. [normal] Every time I come across something really annoying in my like business tax stuff I'm like, 'Why is this rule even here?' And then I realize, it's because somebody was using some underhanded little thing to avoid paying their taxes and the government had to create a new rule. Thanks so much, I'm so glad you didn't have to pay those ten thousand dollars so that now everybody in the world has to deal with this new rule. Taxes are complicated. I don't like it, nobody likes it, everyone would like there to be a simpler system. But I do worry when people are talking about simplifying it because every change to the US tax code has real impacts on real people. And ultimately, if you want one reason why it's so complicated, That's it. That's the reason. John, I'll see you on Tuesday. [guitar music] [singing] Capital Gains!", metadata={'source': 'Qf1xyI_iKWA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9GSF3ROa58 | [Document(page_content="♪♪ Meet Billy Billy is living the American dream This is his friend Tre And his neighbor Mike They don't know it yet, but their lives will soon change forever Because they're about to see the truth ♪♪ ♪ I woke up to a bitter storm (bitter year) ♪ ♪ And Noah's Ark came washed up on the shore ♪ ♪ The riot gear has lined the dawn (bitter year) ♪ ♪ Like dogs that shit on your neighbor's lawn ♪ ♪ Let freedom ring with all the crazies on parade ♪ ♪ Let them eat poison and it tastes like lemonade ♪ ♪ Back in the USA for a small town serenade ♪ ♪ With fireworks on display ♪ ♪ Tonight, it's a hero's welcome home ♪ ♪ And there's no place else to go ♪ ♪ And I'm taking it to the grave ♪ ♪ Back in the USA ♪ ♪ The saddest story ever told (bitter year) ♪ ♪ Is feeling safe in our suburban homes ♪ ♪ Like soldiers of an endless war (bitter year) ♪ ♪ And every church can have a liquor store ♪ ♪ Let freedom ring with all the crazies on parade ♪ ♪ Let them eat poison and it tastes like lemonade ♪ ♪ Back in the USA for a small town serenade ♪ ♪ With fireworks on display ♪ ♪ Tonight, it's a hero's welcome home ♪ ♪ And there's no place else to go ♪ ♪ And I'm taking it to the grave ♪ ♪ Back in the USA ♪ ♪♪", metadata={'source': 'i9GSF3ROa58'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOEzjT-SED0 | [Document(page_content="(radio playing) - [Radio Voice] After serving\nseven winters and six summers, Remy Ma, finally released from prison. (high pitch hiphop beat playing) ♪ If Peter Piper pecked 'em,\nI bet you Remy duffed 'em ♪ ♪ I told you not to touch 'em,\nit's not up for discussion ♪ ♪ All my clothes is custom,\nstraight from France ♪ ♪ My hands like Mayweather's ♪ ♪ All my friends eight and better ♪ ♪ I get a lot of money, honey ♪ ♪ Queen Bitch, inf beam bitch ♪ ♪ Body a guy for my guy\nmake you a mean bitch ♪ ♪ I'm his dream bitch ♪ ♪ Mean bitch, take one\nfor the team bitch ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble enough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ ♪ I'm rich, I'ma stay that bitch ♪ ♪ You fake-ass bitch, you\nowe homage, pay that shit ♪ ♪ Spray that fifth, the\ncrown, I'ma take that shit ♪ ♪ 'Cause you a clown and\nHomey don't play that shit ♪ ♪ See, they ain't slick, be\ntalkin' all cray and shit ♪ ♪ And then you see 'em ♪ ♪ They be like that they\nain't say that shit ♪ ♪ I hate that shit, I can\nmake or break your shit ♪ ♪ See, I got options, don't\nmake me weigh them shits ♪ ♪ I heard he lay that dick,\nyou let him filet that fish ♪ ♪ You just met him,\nhow he bae that quick ♪ ♪ I'll say it to your face,\ndon't gotta relay that shit ♪ ♪ If Nicole and Kid-man, OJ that bitch ♪ ♪ Take that trip, get\nmoney, make that lick ♪ ♪ Take your pick, that's\nyour set, claim that clique ♪ ♪ Bitch, you so thirsty, obey that shit ♪ ♪ If that's your dog, I suggest\nyou go train that bitch ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble enough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ ♪ Kimmy B don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Kimmy B don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Queen Bee don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Queen Bee don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble 'nough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ (hiphop beat playing) (fire burning)", metadata={'source': 'pOEzjT-SED0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqrILFD5h0 | [Document(page_content="penny age text that I love that you have a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes over his junk painting has he ever reached out to you about it have you ever interacted with him about it I'm not about the painting no you know I bought it on Etsy as like a white elephant Santa gift okay that at the end of the night just stayed at my house no one took it okay I'm very proud of it and it's become a huge headline it hats like Macklemore owns a naked Justin Bieber dick pancake painting right and it's part of my thing now right I mean so it goes right above my bed and how does you know whenever I'm with my wife intimately I can always stare if I want to control my orgasm right slow it down you know it down okay that makes sense yeah very good what you've interacted with Justin Bieber but not about that I'm going to understand that yes yes yes okay yeah I don't with that I mean that question has to be burning his brain oh yeah he's got it oh man I mean obviously I had a picture of anybody would pancakes over there dick I mean the conversation is the elephant in the room between the zoo luckily when you met Jay with the two drinks in your hand that was right [Music]", metadata={'source': 'VNqrILFD5h0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssVrzoCgr_w | [Document(page_content='-Congress has been rocked by its own sexual\nmisconduct allegations this week with Senator Al Franken being accused\nof sexual harassment. Yet more women coming forward to\naccuse Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore of sexually assaulting\nthem as teenagers. For more on this,\nit\'s time for "A Closer Look." [ Cheers and applause ] The avalanche\nof sexual harassment allegations in the last few weeks has shown\nus that predatory behavior is everywhere in virtually\nevery aspect of society -- in the news business,\nin entertainment, and in politics. Every day,\nthere are more revelations, and this week,\nwe started to get a sense of just how pervasive sexual\nharassment is in Congress, too. -There are two members\nof Congress, Republican and Democrat,\nright now, who serve, who have been subject to review, or not have been\nsubject to review, but have engaged\nin sexual harassment. These harasser propositions,\nsuch as, "Are you going\nto be a good girl?" to perpetrators\nexposing their genitals, to victims having\ntheir private parts grabbed on the House floor. -That is awful. I\'d say Congress\nis full of dicks, but most of them\nlook more like ball sacks. [ Laughter ] And today, we also learned,\nyet again, as if more evidence was needed, that this is not\na partisan problem. There are sexual harassers of all political persuasions\nin both parties. Take Minnesota Senator\nAl Franken. Today, an anchor for KABC\nin Los Angeles said, "Senator Al Franken\nkissed and groped me without my consent\nduring a USO tour in 2006," and shared this photo\nof Franken groping her while she was asleep. That is horrifying. And she\'s wearing Army gear\nbecause it\'s a USO tour, but, honestly,\nwho could blame women if they started\nwearing military gear whenever they\'re around men? "Where are you going\nin a helmet and a flak jacket?" "The subway."\n[ Laughter ] This is a pervasive problem that\naffects every aspect of society and every political party, and everyone\nshould be held accountable, from Al Franken to Roy Moore\nto Bill Clinton to the current President\nof the United States. And yet amid all of this,\nthere are still Republicans defending Moore, their nominee\nfor Senate in Alabama, who, of course, has been accused of sexually assaulting\nunderage girls. Take, for example,\nAlabama Congressman, Mo Brooks, who said he still plans\nto support Moore because the conservative agenda\nis vastly more important than contested\nsexual allegations from four decades ago. An ABC reporter\ntried to ask Brooks if he believes\nthe very credible accounts of the women who accused Moore\nof sexual assault, and Brooks literally ran away\nfrom him during the interview. [ Shoes tapping ] "Bad day to wear my tap shoes." [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] I\'d tell Mo Brooks\nto go to hell, but it looks like\nthat\'s where he\'s trying to get. [ Laughter ] That whole scene reminds me\nof the M.C. Escher drawing titled "The Chicken [bleep]" [ Laughter ] Of course, part of the reason\nRepublicans are so desperate to ignore questions about Moore is that even the ones who say\nthey believe his accusers can\'t explain why they don\'t\nalso believe the women who have accused President Trump\nof sexual assault. A reporter for\nThe Huffington Post valiantly tried to get\nWyoming Senator Mike Enzi to answer that question,\nbut Enzi wouldn\'t budge. [ Laughter ] You\'ve got to admire --\n[ Cheers and applause ] You\'ve got to admire\nThe Huffington Post\'s effort. Reporters should just\nkeep doing that until Republicans\nanswer the questions. "Look, I just want to talk\nabout building a wall." "Okay. should we build a wall between teenagers\nand Roy Moore?" [ Laughter ] A reporter for NBC News\nsimilarly tried to get an answer about Moore from Arkansas Republican Senator\nTom Cotton with no luck. Here\'s that transcript. So, technically,\nthe elevators had more to say in that transcript\nthan Tom Cotton. So, hey, elevator, do you think', metadata={'source': 'ssVrzoCgr_w'}), Document(page_content='the elevators had more to say in that transcript\nthan Tom Cotton. So, hey, elevator, do you think\nRoy Moore should drop out? [ Laughter and applause ] The refusal by many Republicans,\nincluding the President, to discuss Moore\'s situation comes as we keep\ngetting information about how creepy\nhis behavior was. Earlier this week,\nit was reported that Moore was actually banned from\nthe Gadsden Mall and the YMCA. He got banned from the YMCA\ndespite dressing exactly like one of The Village People. [ Laughter and applause ] Now, yesterday, on MSNBC,\nMoore\'s lawyer, Trenton Garmon, tried to dispute the claim that\nMoore was banned from the mall, but in the process,\nhe seemed to confirm that there were, indeed,\ncomplaints about his behavior. -I was engaged in litigation\nwith the Gadsden Mall. It had a settlement\nthat was confidential. I\'m intimately familiar\nwith the procedures inside of the Gadsden Mall,\nand from what I have been told, has never been a list\nwith Roy Moore banned from being at the mall. So they processed that out,\nand they determined, "No, whatever it is\nthat someone has said has made them uncomfortable, we don\'t find it to be worthy\nto put them on a list. -Is it not cause for concern\nthat there would even be any sort of settlement\nwith the Gadsden Mall? Roy Moore was in his 30s. What type of settlement\nwould there be? -[ Clears throat ]\nNo, there was not a settlement with Roy Moore,\nhad nothing to do -- Roy Moore has never had\na settlement with the Gadsden Mall. I\'m talking about my personal\nexperience as a litigator. I have represented people\nagainst the Gadsden Mall. -Wait. You\'ve been a lawyer in\nother cases of People v. Mall? [ Laughter ] So I guess that\nyou\'ve been banned from the mall and need a lawyer,\nTrenton Garmon is your man. [ Laughter ] But the weirdest\npart of the interview that Moore\'s lawyer\ngave to MSNBC came when he tried to defend\nMoore\'s claim that he always\nasked for permission from a girl\'s mother\nbefore dating her. Garmon tried to argue that\nthat kind of behavior was common in other cultures, and threw in some gross racism\nwhen he tried to cite MSNBC anchor Ali Velshi\'s\nbackground to bolster his case. -Why would he need permission\nfrom any of these girls\' mothers if they weren\'t underage?\n-Not underage. -Sure, that\'s a good question. Culturally speaking,\nI would say there\'s differences. I looked up\nAli\'s background there. And, wow, that\'s awesome\nthat you have got such a diverse background. It\'s really cool\nto read through that. But point is this -- -What does Ali\'s background have\nto do with dating a 14-year-old? -I\'m not finished\nwith the context of it. -Well, please answer. What does Ali Velshi\'s\nbackground have to do with dating under-- children,\n14-year-old girls? -Sure.\nIn other countries, there\'s arrangement\nthrough parents for what we would refer to...\n-Ali\'s from Canada. -as consensual marriage.\n-Ali\'s from Canada. [ Laughter ] -So, either Trenton Garmon\nis a racist, or he thinks Canada\nhas arranged marriages. And yet in spite\nof all this damning evidence about Moore\'s predatory\nand grotesque behavior, Trump still has said nothing\nabout what Moore should do. In fact, yesterday,\nhe spoke at the White House about his trip to Asia,\nand completely ignored questions about Moore from reporters. -America is back. And the future\nhas never looked brighter. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless\nthe United States of America. Thank you very much.\nThank you. Thank you all. -Should Roy Moore resign,\nMr. President? Do you believe his accusers? Do you believe his accusers of\nRoy Moore, Mr. President? Should he resign? -If the future is so bright, why do you look so bummed out\nwalking away? "Everything is great, and there\'s nothing\nto be upset about." [ Laughter and applause ] And while some Republicans are desperate\nto ignore the questions, others are urging Trump\nto take a stand, like South Carolina Senator,', metadata={'source': 'ssVrzoCgr_w'}), Document(page_content='to ignore the questions, others are urging Trump\nto take a stand, like South Carolina Senator,\nLindsey Graham, who had this to say about Moore. -I met a lot of people\nin the mall, and if you get kicked out\nof the mall, that\'s a pretty bad situation\nto find yourself in. [ Laughter ] I mean, I agree,\nbut why have you met a lot of people in the mall? "I got a booth.\nIt\'s called Lindsey\'s Nut Hut. It\'s mostly pecans. Those pecans\nare as sweets as old Lindsey." [ Laughter ] This is a society-wide problem\nborne out of systemic misogyny and abuse of power,\nand both parties need to take it seriously,\nno matter who\'s accused. Don\'t you agree,\nCongressman Mo Brooks? [ Laughter ] This has been "A Closer Look." [ Cheers and applause ]', metadata={'source': 'ssVrzoCgr_w'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r15_6z9xryo | [Document(page_content="[Music] good morning guys from Dubai Airshow today I'm gonna show you something amazing the plane behind me as you can see is the world's only privately owned BBJ Dreamliner it is the Boeing 787 a private showing 787 Dreamliner [Music] welcome to dear Jets let me show you our profit Dreamliner [Music] good morning their jobs from a trip liner Wow privacy liner oh hey my shoes off yeah okay [Music] oh I'm changing into a slipper all righty let's go also this is not very much like a conventional airplane you see there's walls and panels in the front so there's something behind this is very unusual guys oh my god oh my god where I am you know hotel lobby this is amazing can't tell me I'm on the plane I am on the plane okay I'll follow you for the tour I'm a bit lost I'm walking into a wall of panels showing you all bye Gus there's layers on this wall okay further exploring good morning girls thank you very much I'm very curious thank you Wow look at this it's just a flying palace guys unbelievable the only private Dreamliner in the world oh hello mr. Sam welcome to beer debts I'm Ariel and the flight attendant here and this is our main lounge here and we can have up to 16 passengers here to dining or enjoying themselves here I can see I can fully enjoy myself here too I'm gonna show you guys look at the so fun here it's actually like oh my gosh the silver can open it can be an oh my gosh I'm so surprised this one together they have to be very comfortable bet I can see I can see cuddle time for the TV ok can I show you guys the TV right behind you and guys they have also loved the luxury like chessboard here to show you guys play a game beautiful sculpture crystal so Ariel so I guess don't guess can actually dine here right because all it is set up here so you can have actually to its full dining table here with about five guests sitting on each side in the air having dining just like building like home very relaxing here yes show me the window shades oh my god [Music] this is unbelievable [Music] okay let's turn it down look at that [Music] utterly dark I know I love this plate okay mr. Sam let me show you our private bedroom for our VIP guests just like you Oh like me no I'm an average potato please all right let's go thank you always behind this door yeah that's amazing okay oh my god what a luxury bedroom my initial fraud will be just like a hotel room here there's no window I cannot see anything it's just like fully privacy it's like a you know anything like a super king-size hotel bedroom amazing [Music] [Music] amazing guys sure let's go [Music] this area we also have a teaspoon flats six year for our guests okay great what are you have a rest okay there's some privacy yeah and these are like a conventional first-class seat on an airline but they are still cool flats it's pretty darn good [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh guys this is the High Line on the private Dreamliner the only one private dream liner in this guy belong severe Jets is open for charter and this is fantastic it's a pleasure thank you see you bye [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'r15_6z9xryo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88kkrRv1UgI | [Document(page_content="This video is made possible by Assassin's Creed Origins, and if you've ever played an Assassin's Creed game Then you may be familiar with the device called the Animus. Which allows you to relive the memories of your distant ancestors in a virtual reality environment. This may be possible in the game, but it's not possible in real life However the science behind mind uploading or the process of uploading your consciousness into a computer to engage your mind in a virtual reality simulation is possible. Don't go running out to upload your brain yet though because with our current technology this is totally impossible. It would take an estimated 20,000 terabytes of information to store a fully detailed map of the human brain While that number may seem achievable that estimate does not consider the complexities of a fully functioning brain with decision-making abilities. The true data storage needs for a functioning brain would be immense and nobody really knows how much storage space you would actually need. Futurist thinkers like Ray Kurzweil and Nick Bostrom believed that the computational power needed to simulate a human brain will become available later in the 21st century, with Kurzweil predicting that you'll be able to upload your brain to a computer by the year 2045. So let's just assume that in the future this actually does become possible and you have the option of transferring your mind to a computer. Imagine you could upload your digital mind into a younger robotic body that would live out your youth, or use your digital mind in a robot on Mars or anywhere else in space without the need for a suit or risking your own life to get there. Would you do it, and what are some reasons why you shouldn't. Seemingly the possibilities are endless, but unfortunately so are the problems. Uploading your brain to a computer wouldn't really make you immortal like you may be thinking. The uploaded mind on the computer would have an identical memory and personality as you but would just be a copy of you. Similarly if you were to clone yourself you would still maintain your own existence and will eventually die from natural causes. You may convince yourself of immortality knowing that after you're dead your mind copy could still exist, but that only exposes countless other problems that our future society will have to deal with. Philosophically speaking, would there be any way to prove that your uploaded brain would be a conscious being? Even if it verbally insisted that it was actually conscious, would we believe it? Or would we think that it's just a string of code acting like it was conscious. If we assume that the brain upload is actually a fully conscious being, then what rights would they be granted? Uploads could be erased by computer viruses or malware without the need to destroy their hardware, which could mean that the assassination of uploads could be easier than the assassination of their biological human counterparts. If a virus did erase an upload, then would that be prosecuted as a murder? If one upload erased another upload, would that upload have committed a crime punishable by a lengthy prison sentence or even the death penalty? Would uploads be represented by a biological or fellow uploaded lawyers in court? The questions really are endless. If a biological person dies would their upload inherit their estate If in the future the President of the United States dies while in office but has an upload would the upload be capable of inheriting the position of president? Could an upload make the call to pull the plug on its biological version if it was terminally ill or in a coma? Or perhaps even more weird, would uploads have marriage and childcare rights? Could an uploaded mind and a biological human legally marry one another in the future? These are all potentially enormous social issues that our civilization will have to confront later on in this century. And we're", metadata={'source': '88kkrRv1UgI'}), Document(page_content="social issues that our civilization will have to confront later on in this century. And we're currently doing very little to prepare for it. Most frightening of all however is the possibility that uploaded minds would process thoughts much faster than their biological counterparts. This could lead to a situation where leadership positions are given to uploads, since their decisions would be quicker and more rational. It's possible that biological humans might react violently towards this growing power of uploads, especially if their salaries are negatively impacted. Even more complicated would be how the decision-making process of a digital consciousness would affect everyday humans. Actually that'd be a good idea for a movie. What would happen if somebody invented the technology that allowed you to upload parts of your thoughts and your experiences so that other people could make better decisions. I'm gonna go make a video on my channel so we can spitball this So with all of this knowledge now in mind Would you be comfortable with uploading your mind to a computer in the future? If you live long enough to see 2045, you may have to answer this question eventually whether you want to or not. And who knows maybe you're already an uploaded mind and you just don't realize it yet. If you want to experience something more interesting than real life though, you can explore the world of Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origins, which is already out right now I've been in love with Assassin's Creed games ever since I got to explore Renaissance Florence and Venice in Assassin's Creed 2. It gave me a unique insight into the world of Italy half a century ago, and I've gotten that exact same feeling exploring Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origins. What's really interesting to me though is that they're including a mode called Discovery Tour that turns all of the violence off and gives you a guided tour as if you were actually in Egypt thousands of years ago. You may not be able to simulate your brain just yet but exploring Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origin sounds like a fair compromise for now. If it's something you're interested in, check out the link in the description and I'll see you again next Friday for another new video then.", metadata={'source': '88kkrRv1UgI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNhxFzR25Rs | [Document(page_content="We're back with\nLin-Manuel Miranda and our presidential expert\nMacey Hensley, everybody. All right, we thought we would\nplay a game of Founding Fathers trivia to see who can raise the\nmost money to help Puerto Rico. I am going to ask you questions\nabout the Founding Fathers, for every answer you get\nright my friends at Cheerios are celebrating 1\nmillion acts of good and will donate $1,000\ntowards Lin's charity. All right, buzz in when\nyou know the answer. Here we go. Alexander Hamilton was the first\nSecretary of Treasury he also founded which newspaper? Lin. That would be the New York Post. That is right,\nthe New York Post. What dessert is\nThomas Jefferson said to have brought to America? Ice cream. Ice cream is correct. You think it would have melted. OK then. Finish this Hamilton lyric,\nI'm John Laurens and the place to be-- Two pints of Sam Adams\nbut I'm working on three. That's right. I had an unfair\nadvantage on that one. You know that one. Yeah, I made it up. Hercules Mulligan was\na tailor's apprentice, what's the name of\nTaylor Swift's new album? Look what you made me do? That Is the song. The name is Reputation\nyou two smarty pants. All right, which\nFounding Father is thought to have invented\nthe rocking chair? Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin\nis correct Macey. I wonder who thought-- you don't think of\nthings like that. But there's a chair\nand then someone says, what if we want to go\nback and forth on it? What was George Washington's\nfavorite breakfast food? Yes? Pancakes. That is correct. John Adams was the\nfirst president to live in the White House. What was it called at that time? Macey. The President's House. The President's\nHouse, is correct. Where did the duel between\nAlexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr take place? Weehawken, New Jersey. That's right. Before he died, who\ndid George Washington write his last letter to? Macey. Alexander Hamilton. That is correct. That is how you play. Congratulations Macey\nyou helped raise $6,000. Lin, Cheerios loves what you're\ndoing for the people of Puerto Rico, so they are going\nto round up and give you a check for $20,000. Woo! [APPLAUSE] Before we go, I know Lin\nhas something to give Macey, and what is that? I do. I heard you had a\ngood time at Hamilton. Yeah. I heard you also fell asleep. Yeah. Which is OK. My first show was Les\nMis, I also fell asleep. I was exactly your age. So I'm going to send you\nto a matinee of Hamilton. My treat. You and a friend. For more information on how\nyou can help Puerto Rico, go to our website.", metadata={'source': 'mNhxFzR25Rs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XP7A7kvzM | [Document(page_content="ALLDEMOHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD\nTHAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE\nDEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE. >> AND IT'S LIDEMOOLDY. >> James: WE'VE GDEMOIRD\nSDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP. >> I DON'T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT\nDEM >>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING TO GIVE YODEMOI'M\nGOINDEMO GIVE YOU THE BIRD SALIVA,DEMOY. WHICDEMOM STILL NOT ENTIRELY\nSUDEMOOW THEY GET IT. DEMOGHTER)\nDEMO. >DEMOS. >> James: HEARDEMOYOUR\nQUDEMOON. >> DEMO. >> JamesDEMOM, YOU HAVE A VERY\nDEMOIONABLE FAMILY. >> YES KNS KENDADEMOKYLIE,\nCOURTDEMO CLOAIE, KRIS. RANK THEM FROM BEDEMORESSED TO\nWORSTDEMOSSED. >> OKAY, BEST DRESSEDEMOWOULD\nSADEMONDALL. >> JamDEMOYEAH. GDEMOTH THAT. >> SECONDDEMOOULD GO FOR KRIS\nJEDEMO. >> JaDEMO YES. >> THIRD KDEMONEY. >> JDEMO: OKAY. >> NO, NO,DEMO YEAH, KOURTNEY. FOURTH, KYLIEDEMOO, OKAY,\nFOURTH-- DEMOONE BEFORE CAN BE KYLIE THDEMOOURTNEY. AND THEN DEMOE. SHE'S GOING DEMOILL ME. DEMOames: CLOAIE\nWORST-- KHDEMO WORST DRESSED. ALL RIGHT, SO KIM, DEMOCAN PICK\nSOMETHING FOR ME TODEMO. >> ARE THESE LIKEDEMOAL, LAKE\nCADEMOU REALLY EAT A SCORPION DEMO IS NOT POISONOUS. >> James: WELL, LODEMOLIKE\nWE'RE ABOUT TO FINDDEMO. DEMOKAY. WHICH GUEST DEMOHE SHOW HAS BEEN\nDEMOBIGGEST JERK. (DEMOHTER)\n>> YOU CAN SDEMOT. >> James: I MEDEMO I KNOW\nEXACTLY WHO IDEMO. THDEMOIS NO WAY ON EARTH I'M\nDEMONG IT. >> E-W DEMOI WANT TO THROW UP\nFDEMOOU. OH DEMOOD. >> JaDEMO OKAY. KIM, I APPROXIMATE GDEMO TO GIVE\nYOU TDEMOULLPENIS. DEMO. >> THE PENIS IS REALLYDEMOLL. (APPDEMOE)\nUNLESS IT'S ALL CDEMOED UP. >> James: DEMOY KAYNE. KIM,DEMOT IS ONE OF KAYNE'S\nHABITS AT HOME TDEMOYOU WISH YOU COULD GET HIM TO STODEMOING? >> DEMOTHIS IS SO EASY. >> James: OH REALLY, DEMOWE\nTHOUGHT DEMOOULD BE DIFFICULT, DEMON. >> HE FALLDEMOLEEP EVERYWHERE,\nAND IT GETSDEMOLLY EMBARRASSING WHEN WE'RE IN LIDEMO PARENT\nTEACHER CDEMORENCE. OR DEMO A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT,\nOR AT A MEETING THDEMOE IS LIKE BRINGING ME TDEMO MEET LIKE\nFASHION DESIGNDEMOAND THAT I HAVE NEVER MEDEMOFORE AND THEN\nHE'S SNODEMO AT A RESTAURANT. AND I BLAME EVERYTHING ODEMOT\nDEMO EVEN IFDEMOHASN'T TRAVELED IN\nLIKE A YEAR, I'M SO JDEMOAGGED I GET, I DEMO TO COVER UP FOR HIM. >> JaDEMO HE JUST FALLS\nSTRAIGHDEMOLEEP. >> HE STDEMO NODDING OFF. AND IDEMOUST LIKE-- ALWAYS THE\nKICK OR DEMOPINCH. >DEMOmes: LIKE WAKE UP,\nMR.DEMOT. DEMOES. >> James:DEMO'RE VERY GOOD AT\nTHDEMOAME. DEMO. KIM, WHATDEMOLD YOU LIKE -- WHAT\nWOULD YOU LIKE ME TODEMOST ON. >> I WILL GIVE YOU DEMOBIRD\nSALIVA, RIGHTDEMOFRONT OF YOU. >> JaDEMO OKAY. DEMORIGHT. >> OKAYDEMOMES. >> JamDEMOYES. >> WHODEMOYOUR LEAST FAVORITE\nKADEMOHIAN? >>DEMOes: HANG ON. >> OR IT IT CAN BEDEMONER,\nKARDASHIAN JENNER, SHOULDDEMOIVE DEMOTHAT? >> DEMOs: WELL, HANG ON. I'M TRYING TO THINK WHDEMOS BEEN\nDEMOHE SHOW. YOU'VDEMOEN ON THE SHOW. >> UHDEMO. >> JDEMO: KHLOE HAS BEEN ON\nTDEMOHOW. >DEMO-HUH. >> James: ODEMOO, WELL, I\nKDEMO EASY, KYLIE JENNER, SHE PULLED OUT OF THE SHOW, DEMOWAS\nGOING TO COME, SDEMOIDN'T COME, [BLEEP]DEMO, SHE'S THE WORST. (ADEMOUSE)\nDEMO. WDEMO SHOULD WE GO-- ALL RIGHT,\nI'M GOING TO GIVE YDEMO SARDINE SMOODEMO. YOU LOVE A SMOOTDEMO LIKE A\nGREEN JUICE, JUST WITDEMORDINES DEMOT. DEMO. KIM, THERE HAVDEMOEN LOTS OF\nRUMORS ADEMO YOUR SISTERS KHLOE AND KYLIE BEING PRDEMONT. DEMOLAUSE)\nARE THEY TDEMO YES OR NO? OHDEMOGOSH! [BDEMO] WOW. >> THE AFTEDEMOTE, I HAVE TO GO\nTO DINDEMOAFTER THIS. >> DEMOs: WE'VE GOT A WHOLE\nDINDEMOHERE. DEMO HODEMOS THAT? DEMOO [BLEEP] DISGUSTING. >> James: DEMORIGHT. DEMO. IT'S YOUR CHANCE NOW DEMO OKAY. >>DEMOT'S FOR THAT YOU GET THE\nCOW'DEMONGUE. >> JameDEMOH MY GOD. >DEMOILL RECOVERING. >> James: DEMO. >> JAMES, YDEMOAVE TWO SISTERS,\nWHO IS YDEMOFAVORITE? DEMOames: WHO WROTE THAT\nQUESDEMO? I DO HAVE TWO SISTERS, ADEMOA\nADEMOUTH. THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTHDEMOOULD\nEVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM", metadata={'source': 'p8XP7A7kvzM'}), Document(page_content="EVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM\nDEMO. THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS ODEMOLL\nYOUR GUDEMOGIVE IT UP FOR KIM KARDASHIDEMOEST, WE'LL BE RIGHT", metadata={'source': 'p8XP7A7kvzM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIn4CeZq7Nw | [Document(page_content="(intense rock music) There are enemys coming, from far away. What the hell do you want with me? I need warriors. (grunting)\n(gun shot) You're not going soft on me, are ya? I'm putting together a team. I'm so glad to hear that. People with special abilities. I like a good menage every now and then. Great. I hear you can talk to fish. The Aquaman. Every duck's got his limits. - [Woman] Organic and\nbiomechatronic body parts. He's a cyborg. Aw shit. Got that right. I know you have abilities. I just don't know what they are. (music breakdown) Eh! Eh! So you're fast. - [Man] I'm talking about\na team of four nobodies. It's hammer time. I'm a crime fighter! I should blow your head off right now. I'm out of your price range. I'm rich. ♪ One thing I can tell you\nis you've got to be free ♪ You scum have pushed me over the line. (gun shots) ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ How many of you are there? Not enough. (intense rock music Hey handsome, want some company? I'll let my hammer speak for itself. (bark) (creaking)", metadata={'source': 'GIn4CeZq7Nw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jtjkXSvuJw | [Document(page_content='[Mewling] Fizz, hey [Music] [Mewling] [Music] Uh oh, you paused it. Uh oh, you paused it. [Camera shutters] [Camera shutters] [Music] [Camera shutters] [Camera shutters] [Camera shutters] [Music] [Repeated mewling] Oh no! [Laughter] You would love a bacon toy. [Music] [Mewling] [Mewling] [Mewling] [Mewling] [Mewling] [Mewling] [Mewling] Fizz!', metadata={'source': '3jtjkXSvuJw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS6LoRYUdhw | [Document(page_content='Death by drug overdose has been on the rise\nin the US, with a 2.2-fold increase from 2002 to 2015. But what is the most dangerous drug in the\nworld? [Illustrated by Kurzgesagt.] If we’re simply talking about the most lethal substances, scientists use something called the “median lethal dose” or LD50 which\nmeasures how much of a substance is required to kill half the members of a tested population. So something like coffee requires around 13g\nto kill a 70kg person, while the venom of an Inland Taipan snake requires much less,\nwith only 0.00175g. Using this method, the most deadly substance\non Earth? Botulinum Toxin...or Botox. Oral ingestion would require only 0.00000007g\nto kill a 70kg person. However, ‘most dangerous’ doesn’t always\nmean ‘most lethal’. In the UK, a group of experts decided to look\nat how much “harm” the most common recreational drugs cause using 16 parameters, including\ntypes of physical, psychological and social harm. For example, a drug may cause physical damage\nbut not be lethal, it could cause you to become completely dependent, it can be more likely\nto cause loss of relationships, or decreased mental functioning; and these are all forms\nof ‘harm’. Using these criteria, they concluded that\nthe most dangerous drug to an individual is heroin. Heroin can be injected, snorted, or smoked,\nand enters the brain rapidly, particularly when injected into the bloodstream. Here, it attaches to opioid receptors, creating\na surge of pleasurable sensations. It’s also highly addictive, with intense\nwithdrawal symptoms that begin within hours of a hit, including insomnia, cold flashes,\nmuscle and bone pain, nausea and vomiting. Receptors in the brainstem are also affected,\nimpacting important physiological processes such as breathing and blood pressure. Which is why overdosing causes breathing to\nslow or stop entirely, leading to the accumulation of CO2 in the blood and ultimately death. And since heroin is unregulated, it is especially\ndifficult for users to know the strength of the dose, making the risk of OD-ing high. Additionally, the drug can be mixed with other\ncompounds, like Fentanyl, making it even more dangerous. Fentanyl, like heroin, is an opiate but is\n50-100 times as strong because it is very lipophilic - meaning it penetrates our fatty\nbrain more easily. And in terms of lethality alone, it is much\nmore dangerous than heroin to users. It was initially used as a prescription pain\nreliever but because of its addictiveness, it was mostly used in end of life cases. It has since emerged as a recreational drug,\nwhere the number of reported fentanyl related overdoses has increased 7X from 2012 to 2014\nin the US, and continues to see more widespread use worldwide. But there is an even more dangerous drug! Though crack cocaine and methamphetamine top\nthe list of harm to an individual just after heroin, finding the most dangerous drug overall\ninvolved studying 20 different popular drugs, and also looking at the harm they place on\nothers. This includes the physical and psychological\nharm, crime, degradation to families and communities, and economic costs - and in the end it turns\nout the most dangerous drug in the world is… alcohol. To ensure this wasn’t simply a UK phenomenon,\na European group attempted the same process putting more emphasis on individual harm and\nless on economic harm. And even with the different weightings the\ntwo groups found largely the same result. A large contributor to the danger of alcohol\nis its wide use. The majority of the world does drink (61.7%),\nand drink a lot, with an average of 17 litres of pure alcohol consumed per person per year. The World Health Organization found 3.3 million\ndeaths worldwide were caused by dangerous alcohol consumption in 2012, meaning alcohol\nkills 1 person every 10 seconds. But experts don’t recommend a prohibition\nstance on alcohol. By all accounts, the war on drugs has been', metadata={'source': 'qS6LoRYUdhw'}), Document(page_content='stance on alcohol. By all accounts, the war on drugs has been\ndeemed a failure, and nations who have stepped away from hardline policies and implemented\ndecriminalization, harm reduction and education, have seen significant declines of drug abuse. If you’d like to learn more about the failure\nof the war on drugs, check out In A Nutshell’s video, who so brilliantly helped us animate\nthis video! A huge thanks to them for helping out, and\ncontinuing to inspire us with their intelligent and well designed videos. You can also check out our drug series, if\nyou’d like to learn more about the impact of specific drugs, like marijuana, cocaine,\nand lsd, on your brain! And subscribe for more weekly science videos!', metadata={'source': 'qS6LoRYUdhw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJh-jurxmGQ | [Document(page_content="you guys have made a good few films together now not least these two and Dustin Brad know each other very well right so we have a little quiz to see how well you actually know each other I almost have the same packs all you have to do is wax that forest and you are going to be jacked I'm gonna start right after this interview so let mark know it's all about your torso and every other co-star he has had at some point but what do you know about Mark's body which of these statements is correct and about Mark Wahlberg he has a six-pack he has a third nipple or he has 16 inch biceps six-pack yes for sure yeah biceps yeah yep third nipple I'm not aware of that you know the way of that is it true you have a third nipple month yes he has a third nipple you've really done yeah how did you not know that I thought you were clever I never made a point to show we never talked about I just assumed yet we usually stop it you know how's the wife and kid you see the game last night that sort of thing yeah question for you to redeem yourself marks a big sports fan huge sports fan he's such a big sports fan in one of these sports he bought one of the teams was it ice hockey was it rugby was it cricket it's got to be ice hockey you think it's like ice hockey oh it's a little bit embarrassing this is Mr cricket its cricket what did you buy is the Barbados trident we've established a lot here but mostly mark knows a lot more about you than you know about know you we were both perfect I got them all round you got him all wrong I don't know what your background in terms of improv was smart but I'm emptying that's that's second nature to everything you've done with all the comedy in the past was it was the sort of thing that you were as comfortable as will doing now yeah I mean I've always liked to improvise I mean especially when it comes down to throwing I'm hurling insults I'm the youngest of nine so that was the only way for me to survive so it's like it's one of my more natural things to go to one of the you know weapons of choice for yeah is he good at insults excellent yeah I I can't quite keep up at times yeah how would you say some where did that come from please let's talk about this I mean of all the films that you guys get to do I imagine that these are films that your kids can enjoy like our kids absolutely I spent all day kissing John let's go coming down the escalator there and they yeah what a day right but they just could not get over how funny it was and dad your jobs embarrassing it's so embarrassing you have to do it again yeah do it like 20 more times no but that it was it was very sweet to have them there what are you like as dad's always second-guessing every decision I make like this is parenting 101 here hormones and emotions of a teenager and things really throw you for a loop they never got acclimated to the jet lag so I would wake up at 5:00 in the morning they'd still be up having one last room service dessert and then they would go to bed and then by the time I went to bed a seven-five dessert they were just getting up they loved it they went to one little like souvenir shop that was it I mean you want a super early rise there anyway I knew don't you get up and do the workout yeah well now I'm training for a movie too so we'll was like today you we didn't get in too late last night it was like today you definitely slept in I was like no I got up at 4:00 you get up in tuxedo before worked out for about an hour and then I did a lot of reading and writing I woke up that was late here 7 a.m. and ate an entire cheesecake it's been lovely to see thanks so much for the puppet in have a great Christmases alright skinny's of course like you", metadata={'source': 'wJh-jurxmGQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-u5nd2GqNE | [Document(page_content='This video was made possible by Tab for a\nCause. Raise money for charity just by opening tabs\nwith Tab for a Cause at the link in the description. Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, Queen of\nthe United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada,\nPapau New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines,\nBelize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis... will die. I know this is a sensitive topic, but at 91\nyears old she’s already both the longest-reigning and longest-living monarch in British history,\nso unless you believe the rumors that she’s immortal, her death is probably on the horizon. A certain level of preparation makes sense\nas her passing will be one of the most influential deaths of this century, with an economic impact\nof billions of dollars. Her funeral will be perhaps the single most\nviewed event in human history with up to 40% of humans on Earth watching. 65 years ago, the death of King George the\nsixth was communicated over the phone to high-level officials with the code-phrase, “Hyde Park\nCorner.” That way, those in charge of the transition\nof power were informed of the King’s passing before the press could release the information\nto the public. It’s believed that the current Queen’s\ndeath will be communicated internally with the not so secret phrase, “London Bridge\nis down” which will set off a protocol 65 years in the making. The Queen’s private secretary first contacts\nthe Prime Minister of the United Kingdom who will instruct their staff to communicate the\nnews to the UK foreign office which will then get in contact with the governments of the\n52 members of the Commonwealth of Nations, mostly former British colonies. Next is when the news get the... well, news. Every commercial radio station in the UK has\nwhat is called an “obit light”— a blue light triggered by a central office in London\nto give DJ’s a heads up that the news of a royal family member’s death is on its\nway. They wouldn’t yet know for certain that\nit’s the queen, but the protocol is still to switch to a pre-prepared playlist of somber\nmusic, in anticipation of the announcement. The BBC -- as the UK’s public service broadcaster\n-- gets its special heads up from an alert system that was originally created during\nthe cold war to warn of incoming missiles. Before the on-screen announcement, the presenter\nwill switch to a black tie that the station keeps on-hand specifically for this purpose. BBC One will show her portrait and play the\nnational anthem. The network will then begin the ominous announcement,\n“This is BBC Television News. Buckingham Palace has just announced the death\nof the Queen.” Union Jacks will fly at half-mast out of respect,\nbut by law the Royal Standard must fly full because, by law, there is always a living\nmonarch. TV networks have prepared for decades. Days of pre-recorded coverage of the life\nand death of the Queen have already been prepared. Different experts on the royal family have\nalready signed exclusive contracts with certain networks to appear following the death. Sky TV and ITV regularly rehearse their death\ncoverage—substituting the Queen’s name with “Ms. Robinson.” Other networks probably have too. All BBC comedy shows will go off air during\nthe 12-day morning period. The death will be one of the greatest news\nevents of the century. Airline pilots will announce the news to their\npassengers, London will nearly shut down, and an emergency meeting of parliament will\nbe called. So how much will the Queen’s death cost? Under British law, the funeral for a reigning\nmonarch is paid for entirely by the state. While we haven’t seen a funeral for a reigning\nmonarch for over 50 years, Princess Diana’s funeral, viewed by over 2.5 billion people\nworldwide, had a direct cost of about $10 million. And that’s just funeral expenses. The bank of England has over 3.6 billion individual', metadata={'source': '8-u5nd2GqNE'}), Document(page_content='banknotes in circulation each of which displays the image of the queen. Each note costs about 5 cents to produce,\nso re-minting the entire currency stock would cost close to $200 million dollars. But the UK isn’t the only country that would\nneed to reprint their currency. Worldwide there are 35 countries in total\nwith the queen’s image on their money. A conservative estimate of the cost to re-mint\nall of those different currencies in all of those different countries would be about $1\nbillion. Plus both the date of the funeral and the\ndate of the coronation of the new monarch would be declared national holidays in the\nUK, which each have an economic impact through lost productivity of $3 billion. The total cost of the Queen’s death would\ntherefore likely hover around $8 billion dollars -- a hefty bill for kicking the bucket. But don’t worry. Unless the words “London Bridge is Down”\nare uttered and the BBC switches its tie and the blue lights illuminate, the world knows\nher Majesty the Queen is still alive and well. If you want to help make sure others are alive\nand well, you should try out Tab for a Cause. Tab for a Cause is a browser extension that\ndisplays ads every time you open a new tab, except the money raised from those ads goes\nto different charities that you choose. The average user generates about $5 per month\ntowards charity which isn’t nothing. That’s $60 per year which with water.org,\nis enough to give safe water and sanitation to one family. Just by having this browser extension which\ncosts you nothing, you can change a family’s life once per year, which is crazy. So make the easiest impact you will ever make\nby installing this browser extension at the link in the description.', metadata={'source': '8-u5nd2GqNE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQvGSkTYJSE | [Document(page_content="bring them on [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] all right welcome welcome welcome to the to the welcome to the Tesla semi truck event I hope you like what you see I'm gonna tell you about everything that this this truck can do it blows my mind I think it'll blow yours starting with performance so ever an acronym we came up with but I think really really describes the performance well [Applause] so tech technical term but let's show you what that means in in acceleration so one thing that care about Tesla is we really care about performance we want we want a vehicle that feels incredible that accelerates like nothing else let's show what the truck what it's like to be in a Tesla truck this is real time [Applause] okay so that's but the Tesla but ssmi will go zero to 60 in five seconds but that's by itself or with the trailer now at eighty thousand pounds max gross vehicle weight but that's the most amount of weight you can carry on a US Highway this is the real-time acceleration of a Tesla semi on that on the Left the thing that looks like it's not moving is a diesel truck give it a moment I sorry to bore you I apologize it's boring I know especially it'll get there alright even with 80,000 pounds pulling max gross getting 60 miles an hour in 20 seconds that's what it can do now what about up a hill okay the the best diesel trucks can only do 45 miles an hour up a five percent grade Tesla Sam I could do 65 miles an hour for 5 percent grade that's 65 miles an hour continuous at max gross what this means is that if you've got if you're pulling a load over the Rockies or some mountainous terrain up a hill you're earning per mile you're earning 50 percent more per mile than you are in a diesel truck that's a gigantic difference so now one of the biggest questions we've been asked about electric trucks is well how far can they go because well let's find out to 500 mile range but what is a 500 mile range mean and by the way it's 500 miles at maximum weight at highway speed suturing like 60 miles an hour that's a worst-case scenario but what it means is that since peak because the vast majority of routes because the vast majority are are under 250 miles it means that you can go to your destination and back even if that your destination has no charging you can you can go there and back go there at home with without recharging so you can deliver a load out to the middle of nowhere and come back [Applause] now how do we achieve this one of the ways we do this is we design the Tesla truck to be like a bullet so whereas a normal diesel truck is designed more like a barn wall this is a bullet you can see this in the drag coefficient so the Tesla semi has a point three six draft refers to the way this is a really good number as by way of comparison of a bugatti chiron which is a 2 million-dollar supercar has a point three eight drag coefficient since got a better drag coefficient than a supercar and by the way we yeah you can see that in the design the probability that is with the boat-shaped knows we also have side flaps that map to the whatever trail you're pulling whether it's a new trailer or old trailer but the side flaps will map to whatever trail you're pulling and close the gap so this this makes a huge difference to the drag coefficient the the bottom of the truck is also completely flat so air can flow straight through these are things that you don't see on any other trucks and it gives us incredible highway range or the key factors we also have four independent motors aren't so the motor on each of the rear wheels and independent branches on front suspension so it's incredibly comfortable to drive this truck we're interesting we created a pickup truck version of the Tesla semi [Applause] it's a pickup truck that can carry a pickup truck [Applause] by the way this is you can legally drive that and it shouldn't be legal but he will actually be able to legally", metadata={'source': 'fQvGSkTYJSE'}), Document(page_content="is you can legally drive that and it shouldn't be legal but he will actually be able to legally drive that with a normal driver's license it's kind of wrong but I get", metadata={'source': 'fQvGSkTYJSE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLOFZoBJnd8 | [Document(page_content="Hey guys, it's Madi welcome back to my channel so today, I'm here with the beautiful summer Mickey Thank you wow what a good introduction? She's very beautiful. We are so excited that we're finally collabing together but what we're doing today is I'm gonna be recreating one of my looks on summer and We actually did on her channel, she transformed me into her which is really cool So you should check that in the description below after you watch this video And yeah, so I'm basically just gonna be doing her makeup her hair She's gonna wear one of my outfits, and then we're gonna recreate a photo on my Instagram I'm basically just gonna become Madi. Yeah, but she's like really beautiful, so it's gonna be hard until oh my gosh. Yeah Thank you so much. Yeah. Let's just get into Yeah already wearing a little bit of makeup So I'm gonna take you know I love taking off my makeup fun fact at the end of the day It's like the best thing ever me too. Honestly The first thing I'm gonna do Is I'm gonna take the torch of the self cream have used I've used their like 23-karat gold Moisture Oh awesome it's really good. Okay? I Love the little spoon. It's so I know I'm really nervous add your makeup actually cuz you wanna hear you executed mine, so well. Thank you yes this makeup look She has on here is done by some visa monkey. Oh, yeah, this is very moisturizing this stuff. Yes. I feel the moisture I always put it down my neck me too dis apparently every if you don't Now I'm taking the Mario I don't never know how to say it the dead Mario Badescu. That's what I'm desk you This is the rosewater facial spray. I'm just gonna spray now. I'm gonna try it far away Okay, I couldn't talk the winners blowing in back me that was good science be obsessed with that I'd like everyone is honestly okay. Now. I'm taking the Giorgio Armani luminous silk foundation I'm using shades or and 5.75 I'm just gonna make I've always used to try that it's so good cuz it's such good things about it. It's super Glowy, and it's not like super full coverage, which is super nice. Yeah, I also I Have a brand new Beauty Blender for summer She's so clean. There's really not we were talking about this earlier really I clean our brushes or yeah Kind of whoops just clean your face real well tonight Okay, I'm not gonna use a lot. Just a little bit. Okay. Just get rid of these of what your beautiful skin, yeah Summer has beautiful skin and she likes to put herself. Thank you very much appreciate It is relaxing sometimes I'm told that sometimes I go too hard at the beauty, but I found It was really bouncing right now sorry I Know that's what I was worried about when I was doing here me good Cuz it's so easy to just like when you're looking in a mirror and you're doing all yourself. It's way easier, but then what Extra picking the NARS radiant creamy concealer and I've also always wanted to try this really say we do use different products Yeah, you use the products that I want to use but I don't you that's me Shape tape I guess we're just like more of like a Nestle. Yeah, exactly. We don't really like a lot of coverage Sorry, I'm melting so hard. No. You're not okay I found this bottom oh No, no roll. You know what bit I'm taking the laura mercier translucent powder Oh, yeah, I literally only take a little bit though. Do you use it? No, yeah, I used to use the loose powder, but how's powders easier? I never baked like ever I tried it, but me too. Are you kind of failed yeah? I mean, it's not like it makes a huge difference, and I don't takes time not into it Yeah, I'm all about getting like the whole makeup application with like just doing it Yeah, I'm gonna take this. This is a really gross sample Chocolate Soleil bronzer, I mean you're gonna take that with this little Mac brush I have a bunch of hoola bronzer samples actually really like yeah, that's like the only bronzer. I used I mean did you have But when I do try other ones I", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'}), Document(page_content="like yeah, that's like the only bronzer. I used I mean did you have But when I do try other ones I always just come back to it. Yeah, yeah Yeah, if I had dolls I would definitely like make that there miko like little samples like I would get I was really into Dulles. We're talking about yeah, that's why I thought of it. It's not like I'm just like the That'd be perfect for my dolls secretly summer asked if we could go the miracles yeah Okay, this is weird I use a cream blush And you would think it's weird over by I didn't put powder like right here ashley tisdale illuminate Ashley did Joy's makeup yes It's so good. You have to try it I didn't even like collaboration with BH Cosmetics oh okay, yeah oh good Does it something smells good wait? Maybe the bride's good. I cleaned it. Oh, what did you play with so? I'm just gonna add a little powder, but nothing crazy because you know It's just trying to get rid of these I'm just trying to relax okay. Now. Do you see my favorite highlighter? Which is the Dior? This is in shade zero zero three nice That is really pretty So I'm just using that I love oh me, too I want to say I would bake my whole face in highlighter like I actually would yeah I kind of want to try that I've tried the highlighter challenge. I keep myself in my room just like for fun It actually looked amazing, but like it really enhances your pores and everything oh Yeah, I let her influence her Highlighter and bronzer like my favorite. Yeah. I love the highlight on the nose, too. I Have a question. Okay? What would be? Like young girls who want to start like YouTube and do like what you do mm-hmm I Would say the number one tip is? Just be yourself, and I know that's like super cliche. You know everyone will say that it's true, but honestly I feel like a lot of young girls who want to start YouTube channels is because They have an idol on YouTube that does it and they like really just want to be like them and so in their videos they're probably gonna act like them, but like just do you be yourself because You know it's you, and you don't ever want to like change yourself to get followers or like to be a youtuber You know yeah, I totally agree I live by the same thing honestly Yeah, like if girls who like you know like look up to like us or something? I feel like as much as it is awesome that we're like their idols. It's also like this weren't to be themselves Yeah for sure now We're gonna move on to the eyebrows, and I'm super nervous about oh I'm excited about this you did my eyebrows really good. I did yeah. Thank you We have pretty much the same eyebrow color For the same person yeah, basically it's like this this challenge isn't even a challenge let me see I Mean it's not that much different hey, we're almost done Perfect like slime oh yeah, okay, put it on me. I like to Like super feathery brows but obviously they're keeping me Yeah, you already have the great brows. Oh, thank you. Do you get them done like I just plucked them? With my fingers No my Tullio hard Yeah, would you got some like really strong meals use my bronzer to put it over the eyelid as a creature Sweet, so that's what we're gonna. Do I literally never do too much Sometimes, it's fun to just like try different eye shadow looks, but I never end up like actually wearing them out So I'm just gonna take this color pop Semi-precious pellet that was an ensign Okay, and I'm just gonna take this shade just a little bit I've actually never uses calendar myself before I literally oh really mm-hmm No, I'm just gonna take that bronzer a little under that you can yeah, I know I always do this too Ow I'm gonna have you curl your lashes you need a mirror. I don't think so I can do. Do you curl your lashes music yeah? Well your eyelashes See for long Southern I want to be Australian me too actually I I'm trying to pick up on it since Jack as Australian yeah Now I'm going in with this Giorgio Armani mascara I Think", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'}), Document(page_content="up on it since Jack as Australian yeah Now I'm going in with this Giorgio Armani mascara I Think it's the breeze the breeze is just breezing in my eye Jean oh Crap what do you do nothing? It's a gateway you have my salary life's a climb Life's a climb Great, so you don't care if I use like a little lip savonia. No like my stuff do whatever you want Oh my gosh super weird, okay. I really don't care I Hate that word I hate it to all those viral dance moves are like really just a pain in my butt Hey, this is the one I do all the time out so cringy, but I still do it. Yeah, so this is the Maddie makeup She look how beautiful. I don't know she's gonna like it. I'm totally gonna like it I can feel it I already like it on my face They're faking their reactions okay What Does it look bad Now I'm scared to do the other side now That we finished and there's layers popping out of her braids she's gonna do a reveal Thanks for watching Okay, but like yeah, you did a really good job. It's just me who's really just messing it up Thank you, and the makeup is really good. You've covered my zits nicely In the eyeshadow is really pretty. I really like it. I think you did a great job This is not bad at all like it's really good. Good job. Thank you. Yeah, I don't want your confidence Dropped a little but that's okay so now Summer is going to dress into one of my outfits, and then we're gonna recreate a photo for my Instagram So let's do it. Let's go Okay guys So this is the final look this summer is my adidas white sneakers on and then she has this really cute flowy dress from brandy melville and She looks so cute Okay, here's mine in summers photos from when summer recreated my Instagram picture I know the background is obviously different and my editing skills right now are not good, but we made it work It really came together. I mean do I look like Maddie. I love it. How many yeah comment down below if you think That she looks like me okay guys. Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video with summer Thank you so much for coming on my channel It was so much fun as it was I hope you guys like this little transformation turning into me don't forget to subscribe to Somers channel it will be in the description down below and Also if you're from my channel definitely subscribe Thank you I am amazing little downgrade from her channels make sure You subscribed to summers channel also the video that would join her channel will be in the description below So you should check that out after this yes, if you're coming from her channel. Thank you so much for watching this video Thank you guys. Bye. Bye", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRDizP0gHQ | [Document(page_content="i ain't gonna yak but i need to drink some water yeah yeah go for that water here's the hiccup you hiccup sometimes excuse me [Music] hey what's going on everybody for first week feast i'm shawn evans and you're watching hot ones it's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings and today i'm joined by legendary comedian and tv host bob saget you grew up with him on shows like full house and america's funniest home videos you can catch him on the stand-up stage and speaking of he's here to promote his latest special zero to 60 sets release on november 14th bob yeah i'm also going to show that pleasure to be here i've watched a lot of my friends a lot of comedian people a lot of people plug their stuff and they after they're done eating here they got to plug themselves yep does the tongue swell up does it like a puffer fish of some kind i guess we'll find out every person's different how are you with hot food i love this stuff i used to go to buffalo and i used to go to the anchor bar where wings were yes i know how to make them you know i used to make it with frank's hot sauce i mean this one's called mega death so that's nice we know where i'm heading [Music] where do i get the valentina i unscrew the bottle it's already on the wing oh the wings are pre-spiced and this is spicy a little bit a little bit a little bit so the hot sauce interview show there's really only one place to start with you because the internet recently went nuts with the revelation that you might be the lady on the front of the cholula bottle right what happened was uh someone sent me a tweet that said you look like her and i couldn't argue with it the cholula lady does to have a resemblance but cholula hasn't let go of me they keep holding onto the tiger's tail and saying we supply the spice bob supplies comedy and then somebody called up for my some one representative and said you want to do an ad because you're kind of talking about him like he's promoting your product but uh that's the end of the story kids it just sucks but i used to go eat these things and i know how to make them take butter and you take the hot sauce you put in there you shake it in the pan after you deep fried it yep but these aren't buffalo anymore once you put this stuff on it you just we've bastardized the art right are you ready to move on fart yeah what's this [Music] you don't care whether they're male or female but they're not they're not male or female though then flats are drums they're made of flats or drums that's what stamos says to girls because he plays the drums and he likes them flat that is awesome you're enjoying this one can i have more of this one yeah just i'm really good go go go go at it go at it bob very good so in addition to fuller house being one of the most popular shows on netflix full house has not even left the air since it debuted in 1987. no it'll never go away so what i want to do is hit you with some full house folklore and you can tell me if it's fact or fiction does that sound good sounds good to me i mean hot wings i'm ready to take a crap again it's true that dave coulier used to crash on your couch years before full house was even a thing i met dave when he was 18 i was 22. we had a mutual friend he's a great writer and director mike binder and mike said dave needs a place to crash and i said okay so he stayed at my house just like joey staying in the alcove is it true that you had to take a break from filming when you had the pony on set because it kept getting an erection in front of the light yeah that's in my book dirty daddy you don't want a donkey around kids and the kids were level with it and it looked like a you know teenager's arm and then staying on the topic of animals is it true that the golden retriever that played comet was also air bud yes what happened was uh he got air bud movie and stamos was pissed he was like [\xa0__\xa0] dog got a movie i didn't get a movie i want a", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="bud movie and stamos was pissed he was like [\xa0__\xa0] dog got a movie i didn't get a movie i want a feature film yeah comet it was named after a cleanser cause i cleaned on the show because i was danny tanner could have been called windex but that would have been a stupid name for a dog is there windex or one of these wings am i gonna die no no no i don't think so then i'll go down too i'm eating the same one i don't want that neither of us go down on this thing poorly that's a great place i love portland i go there quite often no fat i'm in [Music] um there's tomatoes in it so you made your directorial debut with dirty work the first feature film i directed a movie when i was 21 about my nephew having his face reconstructed oh you wonder that makes me hungry do you want a student an academy award for this yeah how do you know all this uh i've been reading about you foreign i'm sorry so i won that and they took his face off and they reconstructed damn these are good so you made your feature film directorial debut dirty work in addition to being a fan of the movie it's also my favorite type of movie because it's blasted by critics but it's beloved by the people it got screwed dirty work was something that i loved and nor mcdonald's a friend artie lange i fought to get him the job and it was chris farley's last movie right god bless him donna john rickles cameo don rickles one of my dearest friends his loss is a big loss this past year has been very difficult the movie was kind of brash and had an odd viewpoint to it it's kind of guy humor not to say that movie critics aren't guys sometimes but um i don't know it was really made for 15 year old boys so when this is over you hit me with this paddle or my bare buttocks i did that to henry rollins and he liked it he seemed to enjoy it that's fascinating you get big names on this thing what are you doing with me we're very excited to have you here i'm excited to be here and everybody seemed excited when i walked in people were in the hallway going good luck like what am i going to prison am i going to go electrocuted all right what's this this is a queen majesty it's a scotch bonnet and ginger sauce so you know you've made it in pop culture when you become a staple in rap lyrics and bob saget against all odds has somehow some way become the most name-checked comedian in hip-hop so what i want to do is just bounce some of the most classic bob saget bars off of you and i'm just wondering how they hit your ear what you think of them does that sound good hit me all right so this first one's from lil wayne it's on all i have but [\xa0__\xa0] in my cabin more [\xa0__\xa0] than a pageant i keep a house full call me bob saget hell he's saying i'm i'm cool as [\xa0__\xa0] cuz you got [\xa0__\xa0] in your cabin but these [\xa0__\xa0] are dj steph and michelle so they're not like hoes he also says he wants a bob sack of money in that song which is nice that's a nice thing to hear who knew that i'd wind up here all right this one's from nacho picasso on naked lunch dagnabbit bad habits i'm raj rabbit i just took a key bump from bob saget well that's okay you know if you like that kind of layer i am not the drug guy people think i am i have gone through that in the early 80s i was hanging i'm a comedian so it was impossible to avoid right coke is you know obviously a key bump so it was around in the early 80s and i i can't say i didn't see it but you certainly didn't give one to nacho picasso no that would have been cool as hell but uh i don't think he was born this one's from machine gun kelly on miss me y'all in family houses like bob saget both parents i was on family couches like you don't want it i'll wear it inheriting hand-me-downs is a grown man embarrassed that's actually poetry that uh that's nice to be part of that i mean it's kind of it's sad but it's honest uh so i like that i never heard that this is your sauce you sell this [Music] you have a big enough following", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="that i never heard that this is your sauce you sell this [Music] you have a big enough following there's millions of people following this um not to put it down but doesn't it shock you it started off as a goof and then the snowball just starts picking up momentum and then before you know it it's this big huge crazy thing you know that's great i say that about my penis but i would never eat it alright bob so we have a recurring segment on our show called explain that gram where you do a deep dive on our guests instagram pull interesting pictures that need more context but with you we've done a little bit of a twist we've pulled some great bobsaget throwbacks so i'll show you the picture and you can tell me what's going on the bigger story there okay okay all right all right laptop please let me just wipe all this bile off my mouth smart good time this is good this is actually amazing i recommend all of you doing this it's the last couple that are like insane right yeah don't uh don't put the horse in front of the carriage or however no you don't want to do that all right so this is a great pick you and johnny carson that was a dream i was on his show like 13 times i would tell him stories and i'd say this is true and he go i don't care just tell it and letterman did the same thing he really acquired some of johnny's best qualities that he would self-admittedly say my mother went up to him after a show once it was so embarrassing she goes mr carson we just want you to know you're doing a very good job there's some lady from philly and he goes uh thank you ma'am it's like 30 years he'd been doing this he's been doing it 30 years and then he goes want to see my new car and then i went out and looked at his new corvette and left my parents just left them they didn't deserve him after that we'll talk to johnny carson that way the king of everything do you remember this this is your roast the reason i was happy to do that roast is it was all my friends it's a 20-minute cut of norm people didn't know what the hell was going on he was really playing to the back of the room with that called me a week before and said i don't want to make funny i don't like doing roasts i'm just going to read jokes from a 1940s joke book i said norm you got a curse sometime you got to say [\xa0__\xa0] or [\xa0__\xa0] or something i don't like doing that meanwhile he did he finally by the end i was like because i had just directed him in dirty work i was like hey you know i'm saying you got a [\xa0__\xa0] dog face you know and then it was like it was a lot of really wonderful people were on it and then gilbert there's my don rickles there's don rickles you and don i loved him so much we just lost him and uh i called him like four weeks before he passed away his mind was really good all the way to the end and uh i said how you doing he said what do i have to do to get you out of my life and he went too far i mean i didn't think he had to do this i don't need a dirty dick dude i'll leave a clean dick that's how i got this movie made i just shot oh you just suck it right off just yeah clean steeped out that way oh i shouldn't have done that this i feel you play a version of yourself an entourage and i'm always fascinated by these shows whether it's curb your enthusiasm or entourage where celebs are kind of toeing the line between reality right fiction it's interesting when i first did entourage and i did like four of them the writer producer doug ellen wanted me to be more down on my luck you know oh my ex-wife got my money and all this crap and i said no i i i don't want to do that and he's well let's make him the ballsiest richest [\xa0__\xa0] ever then that's you know he doesn't care she can have as many houses as she wants and he's banging young girls and i'm like that sounds fun so uh i've been asked to do a lot of cameos and be the punchline in things like in half-baked doing a second dick for coke i did say that this is the", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="the punchline in things like in half-baked doing a second dick for coke i did say that this is the closest i've come to that since then things get pretty serious here [Music] okay oh i shouldn't have done that oh man why did i do this this is what you wait this is a sound bite you wait for oh crap i hiccup when i hit real spicy food so get ready so it's coming i ain't gonna yak [Music] but i need to drink some water yeah yeah go for that water here's the hiccup you hiccup sometimes excuse me do you fart projectile vomit i hiccup good good i'm glad you checked that box instead of the others my ears started bleeding here it comes now my penis falls off and i throw it at your head and it looks like a unicorn whoa holy crap wait a second yeah i need a moment you took me from zero to ninety no you took me from zero to sixty hey i'm gonna hiccup a while don't make fun of it so america's funniest home videos used to be the only game in town when it came to embarrassing home videos but now of the internet and youtube yeah the camera phones and the lights live in this sort of thing but what the people are missing out on the internet in particular is the bob saget narration that's very interesting some people hated it i got thrashed by critics well i'm going to work hard on it i know and you were very good at it oh my god you want to get married we can eat hot wings and just [\xa0__\xa0] in bed what i want to do is show you some of the biggest most talked about clips over the last couple years i want you to react to it i only did five voices it was like oh oh look out you know that bad rocky boy that was my favorite or look at me you know some guy and then the guy goes jerry lewis are you even you know that kind of thing so this one right a science teacher doing a demonstration one two three let me know two three can you go full screen for me can you hit that right little thing hold still my students i am going to simply smash the center block and hit you in the dick you just have to be there for it it's really no talent you know hit you in the dick would not make it on the air today that's a shame but that's the hot ones well that's what they wanted to do they wanted to uh make it dirty leave that on what the hell is that i'll narrate that oh it's so beautiful here out in the ocean oh [\xa0__\xa0] i should just relax here all day i forgot to douche you know she forgot the douche and then you have the ocean is that offensive i don't want to offend anyone no no i think it's good i got one more for you okay all the knives [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you i married you i gave you a baby why is she telling me to [\xa0__\xa0] myself [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you and your sunglasses you piece of [\xa0__\xa0] get the [\xa0__\xa0] in here i want to have sex again ran me from behind hold my horns you shot him a [\xa0__\xa0] and i apologize to anybody i might have offended with my faux accent uh of anyone from mexico because i i god there's so much uh stuff in the world we gotta fix we do we do it bob that's why this is a nice show because you're distracting people from it and then people like me come on and remind them yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's the good thing what is this [Music] this is beyond insanity mm-hmm [Music] oh my god this isn't funny no it tastes like there's medicine in it not in a good way no no are you killing me you got orange juice you don't taste that you just taste potassium sorbate oh it's a lot of sorbets sodium i'm gonna toss this yeah yeah yeah smart that's tough do they have flames coming out here my [\xa0__\xa0] first okay go ahead what was your question i know when you do shows like this you get a million questions about being danny tanner right but sometimes i wonder you know what's the one thing that people don't ask you about that you wish they would when people just hit you with full house questions all the time what do they miss about bob they're it's kind of equaled out with my stand up i love", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="all the time what do they miss about bob they're it's kind of equaled out with my stand up i love entertaining people hold on a second my nose is blinking although my lung is hanging out of my ass um you want to see yeah yeah yeah show it to me it's almost like jackass having dinner we'll put it in the trailer ricky gervais called this a cross between jackass and charlie rose which was like that is exactly that is exactly what it is and that gives you talent no it does because people are watching it because it brings people to the program they get to learn stuff and they'll get to watch someone suffer yep but you're hard ass so you're you don't you don't suffer i have the responsibility of the interview on my shoulders no you work out harder than i do no no i'm gonna be on a plane i hope i look like you at 61. i really do really i really do you won't if you eat this every week i'll look way worse look like the [\xa0__\xa0] keeper from tales from the [\xa0__\xa0] all right there's two left 500 times hotter than a jalapeno chili what i mean every disclaimer is happening right now this is this is unbearable just put your toes in the bowl don't don't do a camera this is unbearable do i have to eat more you don't have to eat more the people would probably want you to eat more i know you just got over saying what an entertainer you are but you don't have to eat more all right i'm gonna have another bite there's not much i care about you i like it i appreciate you bob if you saw me on the street out in front afterwards just lying there having a heart attack you'd help me okay i feel like it was my responsibility to help you all right watch this whoa bob saget splitting wings i love it oh please why don't i do that so you've been around comedy club since you're a teenager from emceeing at the comedy store to rubbing elbows with the young david letterman so as somebody who's been in the game now for over four decades i want to hit you with some yearbook superlatives and you can tell me which comedian best fits the description does that sound good yeah sure biggest drama king you know who i respect and love the death out of his marc maron it's not a drama king but it's depression my eyes are tearing up my mouth is on fire literally just feel like i i sucked a dead person's butthole the future of comedy is there a young comic that excites you i think they haven't been born yet and people are telling me now hey there's new community on netflix you got to see his new special uh but then i'll hold on this is uh incredibly painful um well that's the hardest one right no the last dab yeah most likely to fist fight a fan let me think who has actually done it someone like joe rogan is a great comedian and he is a ufc kind of guy but i never seen him do anything violent with a fan you know so that's like it's a dignified guy that's got the ability to do it it's comedians that are good feel things very very deeply i'm not that good but this has caused me to feel things very very deeply you're going to put more on it this is the last dab we call it the last dab because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last one you don't have to if you don't want to bob sag it and i would i gotta do it you said my name in a sentence so let me just uh little something don't go crazy no just a little dab a little dab will do you there you go that would be like a if i got some kind of a disease on my wiener that's about how much i put on of the medicine well i think maybe there's a multi-use here so you can have that bottle you can take it home with oh i'm not taking it on the airplane they'll arrest me okay well cheers cheers bob i wish you well i wish you well i'll see you on the dark side [Music] it creeps up mm-hmm you know what this tastes good different that's how it throws you i'm going to show you what a [\xa0__\xa0] i am whoa you've never seen him but well okay i don't know that's not happening literally", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="a [\xa0__\xa0] i am whoa you've never seen him but well okay i don't know that's not happening literally died okay this is for you it's for the people that's for the people bob saget oh my god i'm gonna be on a plane in an hour so one of the things that stands out about your comic mind is not only how quick it is but how quickly it can go to a dark and sordid place not with the mega death and the last dab and the bomb swimming through that soup in your body i want to hit you with a little word association game so i'll just give you the word and then you can tell me the first thing that comes to your mind sound good i'd say great cantaloupe mother ferret richard gere halloween richard gere hot sauce mouth on fire the letter a uh and it's on fire amazing bob saget you made it through you conquered the wings you took on ten questions he drinks in my [\xa0__\xa0] milk i don't mean [\xa0__\xa0] muck i meant uh i'm a [\xa0__\xa0] i'm gonna sell this milk yep i'm a hiccuping mm-hmm i don't think you can get milk out of it but you gotta go to commercial [Music] it is plug time baby this camera this camera or this camera let the people know what you have going on you know i can't remember november 14th is the premiere date for my special 0-60 which is kind of just where i'm at in my life it deals with a lot of different things from my penis to viagra to the death of my mother i also have a movie that i'm very proud of called benjamin and it's got a great cast and except me but i am in it that's it just thank you guys you guys are all really really nice thank you bob that was really quite fun and it's a funny way to do it it's such a funny way because it does it is almost like a game show it has a dude you played dramatic music during it yeah yeah hello hot ones fans it's shawn evans new outro same message if you like what you saw throw us a bone maybe please it is dog eat dog here on the youtube streets hit that subscribe button knowing that you subscribed it is seriously the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning thank you very much hot ones fans i love you", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcipHnWcB0w | [Document(page_content="I just realized this, your surrogate knows that she's\ncarrying Kim Kardashian West's baby. >> [LAUGH]\n>> What? Wasn't that-\n>> She didn't know at the beginning. >> Yeah.\n>> She didn't? >> She didn't know, but before we-\n>> Is it safe tell her? >> [LAUGH] Well,\nyou can do it totally anonymously. >> Right. >> You could go that route. And I just felt like I wanted\nwhoever is carrying my baby, like, what if they weren't a fan of me or\nmy husband? And what if they didn't want\nto be carrying our baby? I wanted to give them that choice,\nand be proud and on the same page and, I wanted a relationship with her. >> But when she found out, what'd she do? When she found out,\nwhat happened, did she lose it? >> She was really excited. She was someone that had watched the show,\nnot like a super fan or anything, that it would\nhave been uncomfortable. But she had seen my struggle and\nseen how open I was about it, and she was really proud to do it. >> I'm just happy for you, okay.\n>> [APPLAUSE] >> I'm happy for you guys. >> I'm happy for your family.", metadata={'source': 'dcipHnWcB0w'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16W7c0mb-rE | [Document(page_content='An ant is pretty stupid. It doesn\'t have much of a brain, no will, no plan, and yet, many ants together are smart. An ant colony can construct complex structures. Some colonies keep farms of fungi, others take care of cattle. They can wage war or defend themselves. How is this possible? How can a bunch of stupid things do smart things together? This phenomenon is called emergence, and it\'s one of the most fascinating and mysterious features of our universe. In a nutshell, it describes small things forming bigger things that have different properties than the sum of their parts. Emergence is complexity arising from simplicity, and emergence is everywhere. [Intro] Water has vastly different properties to the molecules that make it up, like the concept of wetness. Take wet fabric, If you zoom in far enough, there is no wetness. There are just molecules sitting in the spaces between the atoms of the cloth. Wetness is an emerging property of water. Something new only created by a lot of individual interactions between water molecules. And this is sort of it. Many things interact under a certain set of rules, creating something above and beyond themselves. It turns out that more is different. This different property is itself a new thing, and that new thing can couple with other new things to repeat the process. You can imagine this as layers stacked upon each other every, layer made from more complex parts. Atoms form molecules. Molecules form proteins. Proteins make up cells. Cells make up organs. Organs form individuals. Individuals form societies. But how can something be more than the sum of its parts? How do ants form the sort of cloudy entity that is a colony? By following a ruleset that produces order through chaos. For example, let\'s look at how an ant colony distributes jobs. Let\'s assume that a colony shall have 25% workers, 25% caretakers, 25% soldiers and 25% gatherers. Ants communicate their current job via chemicals. For example, the worker ant constantly secretes chemicals that say: "I\'m a worker". When ants meet other ants, they smell each other to gather information, telling each other their job and what they\'re doing. Both keep track of who they met in the past. Now, imagine an anteater kills most of the gatherers. If this isn\'t fixed quickly, the colony will starve. Many worker ants need to switch jobs, but how do you tell this to thousands of them? Simple. You don\'t. Our worker ant will still meet and smell other ants, but it will encounter almost no gatherers at all. It counts too few gatherers, until it reaches a critical point, and then it changes its job. The worker becomes a gatherer. Other ants will do the same, until after a while there are enough gatherers again. The balance is restored all by itself. The actions and interactions of an individual are random. You can\'t plan which ant will encounter which other ant. But the simple set of rules is so elegant that a colony\'s many operations emerge as a consequence. On an even more fundamental level, hundreds of millions of complicated molecules interact to maintain a robust and amazing structure. A being with vastly different properties than the sum of its dead parts emerges. The smallest unit of life: a cell. We still don\'t have a clear definition of what living things are, we just know they emerge from things that are not alive. Cells combine and cooperate. They specialize and respond to one another, and over time, we develop into complex organisms with remarkable capacities. Your arms and legs and heart are an incredibly complex and complicated system made of trillions of individual stupid things... ...and yet we breathe, digest and watch YouTube videos. How do your cells know what to do? Think of the pacemaker cells in your heart. Billions of them need to send out an impulse just at the right moment to collectively create a heartbeat. Our cells exchange chemical information with their neighbor cells to', metadata={'source': '16W7c0mb-rE'}), Document(page_content="create a heartbeat. Our cells exchange chemical information with their neighbor cells to see what they're up to, and then decide what to do. If it's among a lot of cells that are working on the same task, it will start working on that task as well, and sync up with them. There is no master mind giving commands. Just single units communicating with their neighbors, and acting according to the feedback they get. What about our most important part? What is the thing that asks these kinds of questions? Is our consciousness then an emergent property of the cells in our brain? This question is too big and important, it deserves a video of its own. Some things that emerge are hard to define. You can't touch an ant colony, only its parts. It has neither brain nor face, nor body. And yet the colony interacts with the world. Just like colonies emerge from ants, things emerge from humans, like Nations. What actually is a nation, is it its population? Is it its institutions, its symbols like its flag, colours or anthems? The physical things it makes like cities, the territory it occupies? All of these things are fluid. Populations change and are replaced. Institutions come and go, cities can be constructed and abandoned. Borders have changed all the time for most of history, and symbols get replaced by new symbols. A nation has no face, no brain, no body. Are nations not real, then? Of course they are, just like ant colonies, nations interact with the world. They can change landscapes, wage wars, grow or decline, and they can stop existing. But they only exist because of a lot of humans interacting with each other. But not just nations. All the complex structures that surround us emerge from us. Even if we don't intend to, we are constantly creating. Communities, companies, cities, societies. All of these things are entities that have fundamentally different properties and abilities than the pretty stupid apes they emerged from. We don't know why any of this happens. We just observe it, and it seems to be a fundamental property of our universe. It may be the most beautiful and wonderous property of our universe. [Outro]", metadata={'source': '16W7c0mb-rE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r_nGjgqPE0 | [Document(page_content="home a place where i can go to take this off my shoulder someone take me home home a place where i can go [Music] after everything i witness after all of these decisions all these miles feet inches they can't add up to the distance that i have been through just to get to a place where even if there's no closure i'm still safe i still ache from trying to keep pace somebody give me a sign i'm starting to lose faith [Music] someone take me home [Music] it's been a long time [Music] look i've been through so much pain that it's hard to maintain any smile on my face cause there's madness on my brain so i gotta make it back but my home [Music] and make it home safe now tell me [Music] i found no cure for the loneliness i've found no cure for the sickness nothing here feels like home crowded streets but i'm all the alone nothing yet feels like home someone take me [Music] someone take me", metadata={'source': '2r_nGjgqPE0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRafaCcfrcI | [Document(page_content="Liza Liza its VOC oh my god the real one here we are in person where you've done you're massively successful parodies of this format stop flirting please now it's done do a real one oh god no pressure okay so how does this feel oh my god a little sweaty but very exciting how long have you been a video maker for a video maker like that title I've been a video maker for about four years now I'm getting old how many videos have you made way too many way more than I can count how does it feel having more subscribers than there are people in the country of Belgium you're serious well Belgium has great chocolate what an honor can I give you a present oh my god you shouldn't have but you did it thank you okay you describe your channel in three words three words introvert gone wild you describe yourself in three words a little brown girl how would your friends describe you in three words small tinted female how about Vogon three words who has good taste in people that they interview me oh my god speaking of taste this is the tastiest present I've ever received good-looking man jetpacks Kinski you know me to hell what do we have over here on your wall well I have to add it to my shrine of jet I'm very religious you tell us who is jet Pat Penske um one of the many voices in my head he's one of the characters I created was the biggest inspiration you have been creating him I'm very good-looking as man cuter an impression of jet pets in ski JIT was that it G so over here we have a photo of Helga and she also did a parody of 73 questions oh yes my other split personality she did 73 questions now it's my turn to do the real one okay so how you doing these days I'm just doing one day at a time what's the story Instagram or snapchat what's the best part about your job um well I can't get fired if you describe what you consider to be your job making content to make people feel contained what's most important to you mental health my own and of others what's the thing that you want people to talk about their stories um and use their voices to be heard in their platforms no matter how big or how small is Liza short for anything for life I'm five feet tall but it's also short for Elizabeth my real name's oh I made cookies for June why did you make cookies for me um because I'm trying to suck up to Vogue Oh check it out so do you have any tips for starting a YouTube channel um make an account start uploading videos and then be yourself it's very cliche but nobody else can do it they suck at it so what are you shooting this week for your channel um no idea actually I was actually writing ideas in my office you want to come up there and help me I was Lolita let's do it okay what's your weirdest habit mmm chewing gum all the time what's your biggest phobia having bad breath which is why I chew gum all the time favorite hobby boom photography follow me on Instagram plug which famous person do you admire mmm Jessica Alba and her company honest honestly it's amazing mmm whose inspiration to you growing up oh I'd have to say Jim Carrey and Raven Symone That's So Raven was my doing was a last show you watched mmm last show that I watched was a Broadway show look at me being cultured dear Evan Hanson Ben Platt is amazing what's the favorite film ooh anything with Jim Carrey I love him did I mention that what's your biggest fear re-election check out my office this is it this is your setup I love it all right so okay so can you film something for your channel right now um absolutely let's plug it guys check it out I'm doing the real 73 questions not the off brand knock off version make sure to check it out you can see it in the Lincoln bio please subscribe that's so cool how's that what's something you wish youtubers would stop saying Lincoln by oh please subscribe was it were you from Houston Texas baby just like Beyonce but like the off-brand version of her what do you miss most about Houston ooh the food", metadata={'source': 'nRafaCcfrcI'}), Document(page_content="like Beyonce but like the off-brand version of her what do you miss most about Houston ooh the food barbecue honey but also my family but also fajitas speaking of Houston I have to show you a mural check it out okay what's on your mural on this wall is a big map from Houston to Hollywood oh cool that's right it's my career path very similar to Beyonce we have a lot in common what brings you the most joy in life oh man the joy of others how many languages do you speak do you speak French no so it's just English see you Aikido their spine you want to conclude this you're a DJ what's your name be uh DJ booth hmm what have you felt genuinely starstruck by President Barack Obama you interview President Obama yeah I did what is he like in person um even better looking which youtuber inspires you ooh I would have to say the one I'm dating David Oberg what's something you could tell me about David oh he has great taste in women debri siblings two of them my mom made me two sisters but I'm the youngest what's the best part about being the youngest ooh um I have to say the hand-me-downs yeah oh and I like to think that my parents kept trying until they had the best one this is a really really cool apartment what's up with those plants oh I am a gardener I have a big green thumb and I can take care of these plants really easily because they're all fake every morning um every morning I start off with an alarm unfortunately what's your favorite letter in the alphabet favorite letter B because you can be anything what's the biggest pet peeve um biggest pet peeve humble brags shut up what's your biggest achievement to date biggest achievement um this definitely this what's the best song of all time ooh right now it has to be J Balvin me gente such a khatam that's the best dance move of all time no this is the dance move I do to that song a little bit of this what are you doing it's like twerking but for your shoulders how many kids do you want to watch this video as many as we can guys come on what's the best thing you've ever worn Oh best thing I've ever worn something oh oh I wore a dress to the VMAs it was an amazing dress by Sergio Hudson plug what's the biggest splurge biggest splurged only on food always food the most stylish personal life Oh jetpacks Kinski look at that good-looking wall but also Anna Wintour another nice one is there a message that you like to pass on oh yeah Anna did you see the cookies all right I got to wrap this interview up you know gold without YouTube what would you imagine yourself doing with your life oh I would probably be in school guys stay in school otherwise this happens who's your favorite rapper uh it's a tie between Chancellor rapper and candy wrappers mmm if you could change one blob what would it be what's the law that allows you to become a president what three things are most important to you in a person Oh humble integrity honesty and humor what's that three L's four okay what would you give five stars in this world you for doing this entire interview without any editing guts so nice could ask you one more question oh man can I actually ask you to ask me something unconventional but sure okay um that was I I show you a magic trick can you show me a magic trick yes okay here we go ready uh-huh Alec Cooke Brody Oh pretty much haven't been working on it all right that's incredible and this is an incredible real 73 question interview that's it we did it we did it Lincoln bio all right subscribe i Liza take care", metadata={'source': 'nRafaCcfrcI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1shnJT8NCY | [Document(page_content="Welcome to the show. I am Samantha Bee. Thanks to senatorial candidate\nand sophomore enthusiast Roy Moore, Republicans\nhave to ask themselves a tough question. Which is worse, electing\nan alleged pedophile or a Democrat? Accusations today that\nRoy Moore initiated a sexual encounter with a\nthen 14-year-old girl and relationships\nwith three other teenagers. --gave her alcohol, touched\nher over her bra and underwear, and guided her to touch\nhim over his underwear. Another woman coming\nforward with allegations against Roy Moore. He said, you're just a child. And he said, I am the district\nattorney of Etowah County. And if you tell\nanyone about this, no one will ever believe you. It's difficult to hear\nabout these women's accounts. But I bet if R. Kelly\nput a sick beat under it, we'd dance to it. [GIGGLING] Some sex monsters\nare still weirdly tolerated. When Senate Majority Leader\nMitch McConnell heard the news, he immediately\nsprang into inaction. Can they see me\nif I don't move? They're reporters,\nMitch, not T-Rexes. It took us three\ndays for McConnell to get out of beach\nball mode and say he believed Moore's accusers. I'm sure it was their\nheart-wrenching stories that have helped him and\nSenate Republicans remember that they never liked\nSteve Bannon's candidates, I'm sorry, I meant sexual\nassault in the first place. I think he should step aside. He should step aside. He should step aside. For the good of yourself,\nyour family, in your state, step aside. Message for Roy\nMoore, senator? Get out. Get out! After a few days to\nweigh the pros and cons, Republicans are totally\nanti-child molester-- oh, whoops, except for the\nones in Moore's own state. The women should\nbe prosecuted if they thought Moore was\npredatory and allowed him to exist for 40 years. Other than being with\nan underage person, he didn't really force himself. He would still vote\nfor Moore even if he did commit a sex\ncrime because he could never vote for a Democrat. Take Joseph and Mary,\nMary was a teenager. Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus. There's just nothing\nimmoral or illegal here. Oh, come on. I may be a dirty liberal now,\nbut I went to Catholic school. Even I know the Bible\nsays my teenage crush, sexy buff Jesus was an\nimmaculate conception. How can you call\nyourself a Christian and not know your\nhero's origin story? That's like being a Wolverine\nfan and telling everyone, you know, he got\nthose claws after he fell on a couple of hedge\ntrimmers in a tool shed. And Jim Zeigler isn't the\nonly Alabama evangelical who seems to have\naccidentally picked up the porn version of the Bible. Oh no, the three wise men\nare here to deliver a pizza. Almost 40% of Alabama\nChristians say these allegations\nwill only make them more likely to vote for Moore. I think it's just\npeople are attacking him because he, like, is a\nChristian and because that's how the world works. Am I going to believe\na lying liberal media? No. God forgives the\nfoolishness of youth. I think it's a witch hunt. We've all been young. We've all been rebellious. We've all done something. Hello, 911. I think everyone in Alabama\nmight be a pedophile. [CHEERING] Actually, Alabamans are\ngetting some support for their conspiracy theories. This week, some Alabama voters\ngot robocalls from an extremely real Washington Post reporter. Hi, this is Lenny Bernstein. I'm a reporter for\nthe Washington Post. I'm calling to find out\nif anyone at this address is a female between the ages\nof 54 to 57 years old willing to make damaging\nremarks about candidate Roy Moore for a reward\nof between $5,000 and $7,000 dollars. We will not be fulling\ninvestigating these claims. However, we will make\na written report. Whoa, hashtag fake Jews. Is that what you think\nJewish people sound like? Because it sounds like the\nPenguin fucked Fran Drescher. OK, so leaving\naside the voicemails of the elders of Zion,", metadata={'source': 't1shnJT8NCY'}), Document(page_content='Penguin fucked Fran Drescher. OK, so leaving\naside the voicemails of the elders of Zion,\nwhy does Roy Moore suddenly have so many friends? He\'s never been Mr. Popularity. When he went to Vietnam,\nhe was so disliked that even his fellow\nsoldiers wanted to kill him. Is it still called friendly\nfire if they hate your guts? What is wrong with Alabama-- OK, and also New\nYork, and Los Angeles, oh, and all the Thanksgiving\ntables where creepy uncles are still allowed.\nYou know what? Actually, this isn\'t\njust an Alabama problem. It\'s a human problem. It\'s easy to condemn\nsomeone else\'s predator, but it\'s harder\nwhen it\'s your own critically-acclaimed pervert. I can scream about\nRoy Moore all day. And I have, but it won\'t\nmatter if his own neighbors keep making excuses for him. Each community has to\nkick out their own creeps. That applies whether you\'re\nin politics, entertainment, or whatever the fuck you call\nSteven Seagal\'s profession. And it\'s hard, especially when\nthose people have the power to hire us, fire us,\nor presumably have us murdered by Russian mobsters. We\'ve made some important\nprogress in the entertainment industry, but it is not enough. Everyone in Hollywood\nis patting themselves on the back for exiling\nHarvey Weinstein, but this week the\nHollywood Reporter raved about "Daddy\'s\nHome 2," proclaiming, "Mel Gibson is once\nagain family-friendly." Because nothing\nsays family-friendly like a racist domestic abuser\nwith a drinking problem and the words daddy\'s home. So if you\'re watching from\nAlabama, first of all, go, Crimson Tide, I\'ll root for\nany football team that sounds like a really heavy period. [CHEERING] Secondly, if you want to prove\nthat your lovely state is better than liberal\nsex-crazed Hollywood, the voter registration deadline\nfor the special election is November 27. Please prove all of us Yankee\nassholes wrong about you. We\'ll be right back. [MUSIC PLAYING]', metadata={'source': 't1shnJT8NCY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dwmYeLLng | [Document(page_content="Counted the days Waited all year So back and celebrate when Christmas time Is near Once too soon Bought your gift in May Can't believe we're here On my favorite holiday There's been times before You wish for so much more When I was down And filled with doubt I had you And we made it through the year It's so good to be here So we've put it in a song Dance the way we want Turn the fire on Baby we can Happen up together Give to one another Snuggle through the weather Baby Christmas C'mon Baby Christmas C'mon Put the star On the tree Let the record spin While dancing next to me Keep me warm From the snow Under the mistletoe We'll watch the fire blow There's been times before You wish for so much more When I was down And filled with doubt I had you And we made it through the year It's so good to be here So we put it in a song Dance the way we want Turn the fire on Baby we can Happen up together Give to one another Snuggle through the weather Baby Christmas C'mon Baby Christmas C'mon Made it through the year It's so good to be here So we've put it in a song Dance the way we want Turn the fire on Baby we can Happen up together Give to one another Snuggle through the weather Baby Christmas C'mon Put it in a song Dance the way we want turn the fire on Baby we can Happen up together Give to one another Snuggle through the weather Baby Christmas C'mon Baby, Christmas Baby Christmas C'mon", metadata={'source': 'D-dwmYeLLng'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB1cGaIW81I | [Document(page_content='THOUGH. >> RICKY SCHROEDER. I LOVED THAT SHOW. >> WANT TO ASK ONE OTHER QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MOM. SHE TWEETED THIS THE OTHER DAY. >> YES, SHE DID. >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- I HAVE A MILLION QUESTIONS ABOUT IT. THANK YOU TO THE ANGEL, I LOST MY FANNY PACK IN MARSHALL\'S IN L.A. ON OLYMPIC AND SOMEONE TURNED IT IN, WHAT A BLESSING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, CAN WE BREAK IT DOWN? >> Jimmy: LET\'S BREAK IT DOWN. >> FIRST OF ALL, I\'M GOING TO FIRST PREP YOU ALL. YOU SHOULD LET GO -- THINK OF THIS AS MY MOM. AND THE GRANDMOTHER OF MY SIBLINGS -- >> Jimmy: AND NOT MISS DIANA ROSS. >> NO. AND GRANDMA, MY MOM, LOST HER FANNY PACK. [ LAUGHTER ] IT\'S THE CUTEST THING EVER. AND FIRST OF ALL I KNOW FANNY PACKS ARE IN NOW. BUT SHE\'S BEEN WEARING FANNY PACKS FOR LIKE YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE HAS. >> YES. >> Jimmy: DOES SHE HAVE A VARIETY OF THEM? >> SHE HAS A FAVORITE ONE. >> Jimmy: ONE FANNY PACK? >> UNTIL THAT ONE WEARS OUT AND SHE GETS ANOTHER. >> Jimmy: DO YOU SUPPORT THE FANNY PACK? WITH MOM? >> YES. >> Jimmy: YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ] DOES IT EVEN OCCUR TO HER THAT IT MAY BE ODD THAT SHE\'S WEARING A FANNY PACK? >> NO IT\'S CONVENIENT. AND IT\'S LIKE AN OVERSIZED WALLET WITH A HANDLE. >> Jimmy: I\'M NOT QUESTIONING ITS CONVENIENCE. IN FACT, I\'M NOT QUESTIONING IT AT ALL. I WORE A FANNY PACK TO THE EMMYS THIS YEAR, AS A MATTER OF FACT. >> WAS IT A JOKE, THOUGH, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: WELL, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THE POINT OF THIS TWEET WHICH IS THE SWEETEST THING, SHE CALLED ME IN TEARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> IS SOMEONE FOUND IT AND RETURNED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE WHO THE HELL WANTS A FANNY PACK? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WILL GET -- I\'M GOING TO PUT A LITTLE -- I\'M GOING TO POP YOUR BALLOON. WHO WANTS DIANA ROSS\' FANNY PACK THAT WAS FULL? >> Jimmy: EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT\'S IN THERE? >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES SHE HAVE IN THERE? >> MONEY? LICENSE? HOW MUCH CASH DOES DIANA ROSS CARRY? >> Jimmy: I FEEL WE MISSED A BIG PART OF THIS TWEET THAT YOUR MOM\'S SHOPPING AT MARSHALL\'S. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WISH SHE HAD BEEN IN JCPENNEY WHERE MY LINE WAS, RIGHT? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD. >> Jimmy: IMAGINE HOW THE PEOPLE AT ROSS FEEL, THAT DIANA ROSS -- [ LAUGHTER ] IS SHOPPING AT MARSHALL\'S. THIS HAS GOT TO BE LIKE A STRIKE IN THE HEART. >> THEY ARE JUST LIKE, THIS IS BULL CRAP. >> Jimmy: DOES YOUR MOM REGULARLY SHOP AT MARSHALL\'S? >> I THINK IT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE. BUT MY THING WAS WHEN SHE CALLED ME, I WAS LIKE -- I DIDN\'T KNOW IT HAD ALREADY HAPPENED. I WAS LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE GOING ACROSS THE STREET BY YOURSELF? WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU? AND HOW CAN I COME MAKE SURE YOU\'RE OKAY? >> Jimmy: SHE WAS ALONE? >> NO. SHE HAD AN ENTOURAGE OF SECURITY AND PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHO SHOULD BE FIRED FOR LETTING HER FORGET HER FANNY PACK. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE A KID, LET\'S SAY MOM\'S DRIVING TO SCHOOL OR SOMETHING, ONE OF HER SONGS COMES ON THE RADIO. DID THAT EVER HAPPEN? >> I DON\'T HAVE MEMORIES OF THAT BUT I HAVE SOME REALLY AWKWARD MEMORIES AS I GOT OLDER OF FOOLING AROUND WITH SOMEONE, AND LIKE I REMEMBER THIS ONE SPECIFICALLY, LIKE "ENDLESS LOVE" CAME ON. AND THE HAND WAS LIKE JUST THERE -- AND I WAS LIKE, WHOA, DOGGY! BACK IT UP THERE, BUDDY, LET\'S TAKE A LITTLE PAUSE. LET MOM STOP SINGING. [ APPLAUSE ] THE THOUGHT IS, IS SHE WATCHING? [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT\'S A LITTLE WEIRD. >> Jimmy: SINGING "YOU CAN\'T HURRY LOVE." >> SHE\'S LIKE, "MY LOVE, GET YOUR HAND OFF HER BOOB." >> Jimmy: THIS IS A WONDERFU', metadata={'source': 'UB1cGaIW81I'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1-UTlnjeVg | [Document(page_content="some of you may have owned an air Hulk's plane similar to this they come with a pump and you pump him up 50 to 100 times spin the propeller and a two-stroke sounding engine starts up and then you would launch them and they'll either smash into the floor or disappear off into the horizon 3d prints gave me some ABS filament a few weeks back and I've been experimenting with certain printing techniques as well as acetone smoothing and it's given me the idea to 3d print this compressed air engine now this is the quality CR 10 you may recognize it from most of my videos it's great for printing large stuff due to its large build volume however I will not be using it in this video now this is a 3d print that I will be using for this project it's got nothing special over the kree allottee you can still use a cree ality to see our 10 however this is one of my older printers and since getting leaked reality I stopped using it which gave me the idea to modify it slightly so I've built an installation box around it and I've also fitted with a nought point 2 millimeter nozzle for printing more precise smaller parts which will be needed for the piston and the cylinder in this engine so let's run through the design of the engine many of the components are quite similar to a standard combustion engine in your car apart from instead of igniting and gas it just supplies a gas via a compressed air tank the major components in the engine are the ball bearing at the top of the engine this sits on top of an o-ring which acts as a valve system which I'll explain in a minute how that works below the ball bearing is a spring which is actually fixed to the piston which is now shown in red the piston is connected to a connecting rod which is in connected to the crankshaft at the bottom as with any other combustion engine in a car the crankshaft translates the up-and-down oscillating movement of the piston into a rotational movement for the main drive shaft so how is this engine powered by compressed air the compressed air is fed through a high-pressure line into the top of the engine and the ball valve sitting on top of the ring prevents the gas from moving into the cylinder by rotating the engine using your hand will push the piston up towards the top of the cylinder and the spring will be compressed because the bull valve will be held down by the compressed air when the top of the piston comes in contact with the ball bearing it will lift it away from the o-ring and therefore breaking the seal this causes the high pressure gas to flow into the cylinder spring continues to push the ball away from there o ring to keep the valve open as long as possible and pushing the cylinder down with as much power as possible as the cylinder gets to the lowest point on its oscillation the spring should be just the right length at the ball bearing then seats firmly on to the o-ring again keeping the compressed air from flowing in the air then flows out of small holes on the side that cylinder bringing it back down to atmospheric pressure and to repeat the whole cycle the engine needs to have some kind of flywheel in this case I will be using the propeller and the momentum of the propeller then drives the piston back up to the top a cylinder reopening the valve and repeating the cycle again and again [Music] I've got all the 3d printer parts here which have been a stone smooth not all of the parts have been smoothed just the crankcase the cylinder and also the cylinder head valve part as well as the piston the rest of the parts don't really need smoothing so I didn't want to waste too much time on that I've also got all the hardware which I think should be adequate to put this together I've tried to work this out before building it but I might need to build some make some more Hardware maybe some shorter bolt or something so am let's get on with the build and see how well it goes together so I think I'll start by gluing", metadata={'source': 'P1-UTlnjeVg'}), Document(page_content="so am let's get on with the build and see how well it goes together so I think I'll start by gluing the cylinder to the crank case just so we get the general structure of the motor what I have noticed just messing around with the piston is that it only seems to go in a certain angle so here it's it's really bad tolerances it grinds a lot here it doesn't go in at all and then here seems to be perfect so it's obviously not perfectly cylindrical but as long as it's smooth at one point it shouldn't be an issue add some glue I'm just using CA glue I think this is CA glue it slowly dissolves ABS print actually so it should make it quite strong I know I'll probably a comment saying you should acetone glue this but I have attempted down the path that didn't end up very well those of you don't know CA glue is essentially superglue looks pretty good so what's that dries I will get on with making the washers for the head of the cylinder so for this to Co on the top there needs to have a gasket like on a real engine and yeah I'm going to cut these out of this is nought point five millimeter rubber it should be able to buy this in most places and then we use this to trace around because this so this goes on top of the cylinder head and then the valve system will go on top of there so there's two washers I need to cut out so I finished cutting out the washer and actually proved harder than I thought to cut out with a pair of scissors I should probably find somewhere where I can order an actual you know proper size washer but I think this will do for now because it doesn't have to Co too much so this will go on top of the the top of one this goes on top of the cylinder with the big washer on top of that and then an o-ring that goes on top of that now there's a ring sits actually in the bottom of this valve system here but first I need to put in this is a BB from just a regular pellet gun about six millimeter BB pellets the axes are valve which slits the air into the cylinder so that BB he goes inside the top there and then the o-ring should sit inside there so now that's a simple ball valve when the when the ball falls towards that that ring there and then this will mount on top of there so I'm gonna get on with the Assembly of the crankshaft now I have these small bearings which have an inner diameter of four millimeters which pop in like that there's another one that goes on the inside here so both of the bearings mounted inside there's out bearing in the inner bearing and then the main shaft output will go through that it's just an m4 bolt through these four millimeter bearings but first I have to attach this to this 3d printer pot we should just thread through so this gives the crankshaft the offset for the piston to obviously turn around now I need a few small boats and also this is the con rod between the piston and the crankshaft needs some small brass spacers I made these out of just a brass tube they're two millimeter in a diameter I think three millimeter outer diameter so I've just pressed fit the small brass washers into the Conrad I obviously I can't find bearings small enough for this so this will do for now the next thing to do is fit the collar on to the piston this is very simple just an m2 bolt goes through the piston so the piston is attached to the Conrad it's running nice and smooth now it's time to put the crankshaft inside the engine that and slide the piston into the top just remembering which way it goes in and then mounting the final bolt to hold the cone rod to the crankshaft so the main construction of the drive end of the engine is done the main output shaft is here then if you look on this side you can see the con rod on the crankshaft and then also the piston at the top now runs relatively smooth however there's a bit of play forward and backwards on the shaft so I need to probably fit something here to stop that as that play kind of jams the engine a bit yeah", metadata={'source': 'P1-UTlnjeVg'}), Document(page_content="I need to probably fit something here to stop that as that play kind of jams the engine a bit yeah let's put the two parts of the engine together you can press there section and then also the drive section of it and give it a little test I've mounted a very small propeller onto the engine it's the only one I had lying around in my shed but for now it's actually looking quite promising if I blow in the top here I'll give you a quick demo and it sounds really cool yeah I know I really look really stupid right now oh I'm gonna go lightheaded but yeah it sounds really cool so I think once I get a pressure chamber with a lot more air I think this could be a success I'm getting quite excited anyway let's go to bed and get working tomorrow so the spring for the piston arrives today in the post and I managed to mount that to the piston so that it holds the ball valve open for just a bit longer as I mentioned earlier in the video with the diagrams I've also made an errors of what out of a plastic bottle I don't think this bottles rated to very high pressure so I'm not going to pump up too hard just low pressure for these these tests just to see if it actually works I mean if it does that would be pretty incredible so yeah I guess there's nothing else to do but give it a few pumps I can hear some air leaking but it sounds like it's round these bottle bits the actual engine seems alright and pump up a bit more that's about 10 psi we give it a test right 3 2 1 [Applause] I'm speechless that actually worked 3d printed compressed air engine lists it again list it again am I getting too excited over this three two one doesn't seem to quite be running smooth but the fact that it's running I'm just way too excited right I'm gonna pump out one more time try and stand a bit further back Oh get nervous now I should probably put on some kind of protection tell you what that's not gonna do anything but put it then put it there just in case in three two one [Applause] oops so I'm going to end the video there I think that was a pretty good success proof of concept that you can 3d print a compressed air engine I know there are people out there they've done it before but I don't think I've seen anyone use the air hogs technique style engine with the spring in the ball valve at the top so I'm happy that I managed to get that working and if you're all new to my channel and you enjoyed this video please click Subscribe don't forget to click the barrel notification icon because you do not want to miss what I'll be doing with this engine next as usual all my patrons will gain access to the STL files from this so if you wish to 3d print your own air compressed engine please support me via patreon it really helps me out and don't forget to leave a thumbs up also share this video if you liked it so I guess I'll see you next time thank you very much for watching and good bye you", 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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_5TyDFx6kc | [Document(page_content="G: Okay... G: Hey guys. My name is Grace Helbig, if you did not know, now you know. Your life is different now! I'm here with Kristen! K: Hi! G: We did a video just now on her channel, that you guys should go watch after this. K: Yes G: We made prison food. K: I don't feel good. G: I mean I would say that's why I'm dressed this way, but honestly... K: You'd wear that... G: ... normally. G: I thought Kristen would be really fun to talk through the MTV EMA's... K: Yeah... G: European Music Awards? G: I'm assuming is what that stands for. K: That makes sense. G: Sure. K: I didn't know this was a thing until now. G: I didn't know it was a thing until I saw it on Twitter. G: I don't know music. So we are going to review -this happened over the weekend- some of the red carpet fashions from the EMA's. G: First we have... Camila Cabello. K: Work... G: Is that that how you say her name? K: Camila ke-ba-ya? G: The girl that left fifth harmony. I mean... K: Hold on. G: There's a lot- there's a lot of beautiful saran-wrap seemingly happening in this photo. G: She's got a corset, but it also looks like you know those bras that you wear that are just sticky bras? G: And she's got straight-up what looks like a plastic bag wrapped around her neck. K: Honestly at the top... G: Yes. K: It looks like where you tie the bag when you're taking it out to the trash. G: The bottom half looks a little bit like grandmother's nightie, G: but she also does look like a porcelain doll so... K: True. G: Kudos. But this part just makes me feel anxious that she's suffocating. K: That's exactly what I was thinking, because I look at it as a plastic bag too, so I'm like- K: She's got a plastic bag around her neck. We all learn not to do that. G: Yeah *laughing* that's what they teach you... plastic bags are for putting anything in but your head. G: Demi Lovato! K: Oh! G: Whoah! K: Oh my god. G: She looks... K: ... so good. G: ...super badass. She looks like Demi Moore so much here. K: Yeah. G: She's a- got the long black hair. K: Yeah yeah. G: And her body and skin looks photoshopped G: But she also looks like, the sexiest like, Nantucket businessman I've ever seen. K: How can you make that sexy? G: We'd have to DM her to find out. K: True. I'Il give her that. I'll give her that. I always fear- K: open things like that because it's...it's stuck with fashion tape. Like if you sweat too much you're screwed. G: If you hug the wrong way, G: if the wind blows too hard... G: I like when girls wear masculine clothing- K: Yes, me too. G: -and make it like really sexy. G: And she really is. She always looks so angry fierce. G: But good thing that she's probably wearing really expensive shoes that we can't see. K: If she were wearing Crocs and it'd be fine. G: That would be hilarious. K: Financially responsible. G: Right? *laughing* G: Next we have Rita Ora! K: Stop! G: She hosted the EMA's... K: Okay. G: And I'm kind of obsessed with this whole look. G: She showed up like she just got out of the most elegant shower of all time. K: Oh my gosh. G: But she's wearing these insane jewels. I think she was like running late and was like I don't give a sh*t! I'm Rita Ora. G: I'm hosting the event this is what we're doing, and I kind of love this so much. K: That's where I aspire to be. G: Sexy- K: It looks good though! G: I know! That's the confusing thing, it's like, how is she wearing just a towel on her head G: and she looks so sexy? This feels like this would be the most amazing like Marriott commercial of all time. K: She's so comfy. Wow! G: She's great. Good for her. She's changed the game. K: I'm inspired G: Now I have Shawn Mendes! K: Oh my God, he looks so old. G: I know, this is when you watch sitcoms and the first season there's like a little boy on there and by the fourth season G: it's uncomfortable to watch him because he's... you're watching him go through puberty. K: And he's one of those people that use... their", metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'}), Document(page_content='he\'s... you\'re watching him go through puberty. K: And he\'s one of those people that use... their age never changes. G: Right, that he\'s in the blurry zone that you\'re like I\'m not gonna even like think about him- K: No. G: -because that\'s not a person that I should be wondering what the age is of them. K: But... K: this is cool though. The prints... G: Yeah. K: I\'m digging it. It\'s fun and distracting. G: Yes. I think this is cool, G: cause he is a musician, but he looks like he could be like a boring white boy. G: You would look at him and say that\'s like an Abercrombie and Fitch model. That person\'s not gonna be interesting, G: and then you find out that he\'s super musically talented. K: True. G: This is giving him that cool music image. K: It\'s like humble... it\'s like Susan Boyle. *record scratch* *laughing* G: Some might say Shawn Mendes is the Susan Boyle of young up-and-coming male musicians. *laughing* G: He\'s doing a stylish look without being like over the top and it still seems subtle weirdly enough. G: Now we have Haley Baldwin. K: I... I thought that was Gigi Hadid. I don\'t know people. G: She\'s friends with Gigi and all those girls. K: Fair that I got it mixed up then. G: Yes. G: She\'s at like every young person award show event and she always looks sad. K: Oh, she does looks sad. G: She always looks like her dad told her she can\'t go to prom. K: Wait is this the one that\'s dating... no that\'s....ungh....no... G: Are you having a stroke? K: Yeah... *laughing* K: Zayn from One Direction? G: No, that\'s Gigi Hadid. K: Okay, see. G: I like this dress. K: It\'s slippery. G: Yeah, she looks like she\'s got oil poured all over her, which is cute. K: Those shoes are cool. G: They\'re like choking your ankles. Chokers for your ankles. Cute! G: This is Jared Leto. K: It\'s like Dora the Explorer in a sweatsuit. G: It looks like Borat met Dora the Explorer G: and this is the final outcome. And also I think he\'s wearing what could be orthopaedic shoes, G: but I think they\'re the new Kanye West sneaker. It\'s very much like 80s prom date on the top and then like retired... G: Italian man on the bottom. K: Wow! G: That\'s I mean... it\'s a look. It\'s a combo. K: A look G: Yeah, but I don\'t hate it. G: Okay. This is Lana Del Rey. K: Oh! I really like that dress though. That\'s really cool. It screams... ... K: Gardening. G: Yeah. *laughing* K: She always just looks like she doesn\'t talk. G: But I think this dress is really cool and fun and still appropriate. K: Yes. It\'s so loud, but it\'s somehow still very like... G: compared to Rita Ora... *laughing* G: Okay, this is Liam Payne. K: That\'s a normal outfit! G: Uh... K: It\'s fine. G: It... G: ...yeah. He looks uncomfortable . K: He\'s probably sweating. G: Yeah, G: he looks like both of his arms are paralyzed, K: Yes. G: or that he just came from like skiing? G: But then also a funeral before that. K: He looks like constipated like it\'s like... K: I sharted. G: Uh, the orange is fine, but I don\'t know to me it just seems like a little disconnected. G: Did I just give an opinion about orange right now? *laughing* G: This is Charli XCX. K: I didn\'t... I never had a face to that name. G: Me neither. K: It\'s comfy. G: I mean this could be the same outfit that Liam Payne is wearing under that shirt. K: Oh my... *laughing* G: We just don\'t know G: Cute couples costume. Like a sexy mime happening right now. K: Yes. G: It\'s like crop top painting teacher. K: Painting teacher? *laughing* Art Teacher? G: Yeah! Otherwise known as an art teacher maybe? G: Okay, this is Madison Beer. G: This... is... a look. K: I can\'t stop looking at her boobs. G: I know... her boobs are pushed so high! K: And do the straps say something? G: I can\'t tell but it\'s just making me look more at her boobs. K: I think it says "Christian". G: Oh. G: Is she a Christian? Is that the messaging? But it\'s like right next to her tits? Like right up there. K: Oh! G: I\'m sure', metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'}), Document(page_content='that the messaging? But it\'s like right next to her tits? Like right up there. K: Oh! G: I\'m sure it\'s probably Christian Dior, and I\'m secretly hoping she\'s just letting everyone know that she\'s a Christian and it\'s directly next to her tits. K: Eyes here, now look at my religion. G: Yeah! *laughing* My religion is down here. How dare you. G: Uh yeah, this is Travis Scott. K: Cool jacket! G: Yeah, I can\'t tell what\'s on the jacket. G: It\'s like a jack-in-the-box, G: but like a ghoul is coming out of it. K: The pants look like the pants that you unzip at the knees. G: Yeah, they look like the pants that the kid that played D&D in high school wore. Diane: I think that Travis Scott is Kylie Jenner\'s rumoured baby Daddy. G: *gasp* K: Oh! G: Well, he looks like he just put a baby in someone. K: The rumors are confirmed! G: There you go, you heard it here first. This is what dads are wearing in 2017. G: This is Julia Michaels. K: She\'s cool looking. G: This is a confusing look because it\'s like one pant leg and then a skirt wrapped around the other one which seems like it would be very G: uncomfortable and jarring to wear. G: I have pants on but no, I don\'t. G: I also have my cooter hanging out and... K: Cooter! This looks... not breathable, but chic. G: But very chic. G: And she also looks like the kind of girl that like I want that girl to be my friend. G: She looks like a badass that would like really tear someone down if they f**ked with me. K: But then I feel like you talk to her and she\'s so nice. G: Yeah, but she looks unapproachable, and then she\'s just like so sweet. K: Now we\'re just judging her personality and not her clothes. G: And not her clothes at all. G: Okay, so this is the last one: Kesha! K: Oh! K: This is screams Tik Tok. G: Yeah! K: It screams like old, Kesha. G: Yeah, which I really like. It\'s a weird G: space galaxy unicorn cowboy look. K: Space cowboy! G: She\'s got space cowboy vibes. *music* "Take the space vibe with the cowboy, baby" K: It\'s like mermaid space cowboy. G: Yeah! G: It\'s like your aunt that lives in Texas like went off the grid and did a bunch of LSD and then came back G: and was like, this is who I am now. K: Literally. It\'s all her normal clothes, but just shiny G: Yeah. *laughing* G: She just added sequins to all of her normal clothes. K: I get it... I get life now. G: Well there we go! K: Wow... G: That was our review of the EMAs. G: Overall I think... goods and bads. K: Everybody expressed themselves and that\'s all that matters. G: Truly... G: I can\'t really say anything negative about any of it because they\'ve all put much more effort and time and thought into their looks than G: clearly I ever do...so... K: And... they\'re there and we\'re not. G: That\'s true. K: They\'re invited to these things and were sitting back just judging them because we\'re jealous. G: If you guys want to feel G: not so jealous of us eating delicious meals go over to Kristen\'s Channel G: and watch the video where we tried to make prison foods. K: It was interesting and I learned a lot about myself. G: We both should probably head to our respective homes to use the restrooms at some point in the soon future. K: Yes. G: Thank you guys so much for watching! Other than that, I don\'t know. G: Okay, this is... I forget this girl\'s name. Oh yeah, Sabrina! Sabrina Carpenter. K: Okay. G: Who apparently is a big musician... I don\'t know. K: She has a cute butt! G: Yeah, that\'s great. Moving on...', metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkOHavUH_A | [Document(page_content="hey Gras kites I know you're all probably getting ready for Thanksgiving but today we're gonna grok why I don't like Thanksgiving number one reason why I don't like Thanksgiving excessive excess the American emphasis for pretty much every single holiday is drinking copious amounts of alcohol and in the case of Thanksgiving eating copious amounts of food I'm sorry to be such a debbie downer about the whole thing but I don't think there's anything appealing about a holiday where you eat so much that you're gonna explode and that's what you say like oh I ate so much I was gonna explode then I have to take a nap but then I woke up and ate some more it doesn't appeal to me and I don't want to hear all the creative ways that you made yourself full the following days with making omelets with the turkey and sandwiches with the turkey I'm just I'm a Scrooge about it I don't like it number two reason I don't like Thanksgiving that poor turkey I don't like the tradition of killing a bird that in most cases has been genetically modified so that it's so big that it can't even stand up and then you lay its carcass on a tray and you carve it up and then you eat it I don't like that tradition I don't want that one and I know you think you vegans ruin everything so you know what I think your tradition of killing an animal and laying its carcass and eating the skin and the flesh of it like the book I think it's gross that ruins it too hey we both ruined everything number three Jewish Thanksgiving because the bulk of the major Jewish holidays happen in the fall I who literally just came out of like a three month session of cooking and cleaning and planning menus and eating leftovers there's even a specific Jewish holiday called suka s-- which is actually Jewish Thanksgiving it's literally a Harvest Festival we all of the same things that we would eat at Thanksgiving - turkey and considering that I am a very hardworking divorced mom with no nanny and no housekeeper and no chef I'm just over it I'm over the cooking and the cleaning and the and the leftovers I'm over it done number four history is written by the winners I grew up coloring pictures of Pilgrims and indigenous people of the Americas we called them Indians when I was a child having this beautiful joyous Thanksgiving meal together there was corn turkey and pumpkins and a cornucopia stuff pouring out on the table everybody's having a great time the truth is European invaders came to this land took it from the indigenous people raped pillaged gave them all sorts of diseases called it their own and desecrated a culture it is one of the grossest examples of genocide in recent history and much as I don't want to think that Thanksgivings about that it's really hard for me to not think about that when I think about Thanksgiving so I basically think of it as a harvest festival and I leave it at that just so you don't think I'm a total failure at this Thanksgiving joy life thing here are two things that I really do enjoy about the Thanksgiving season number one the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade I literally never knew until I was like 35 years old that the entire purpose of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is to have Santa come at the end and announce it's time to start shopping for Christmas I didn't know I literally did it though I just liked the floats and the dancers and seeing all the ways that the costume departments have to come up with creative ways to keep dancers warm when it's freezing outside in New York last year at the parade one of the Rockettes fell down while he was dancing and she didn't get hurt I don't want anyone to get hurt but I'm one of those people who laughed when people told number two an attitude of gratitude learning the true meaning of being thankful is something I return to every single year on Thanksgiving I am really grateful for the abundance in my life and to be surrounded by people who I love who seem to love", metadata={'source': 'AJkOHavUH_A'}), Document(page_content="grateful for the abundance in my life and to be surrounded by people who I love who seem to love me back we all contribute to cooking and setting the table and cleaning up and sometimes you play a board game or sometimes we take a walk I make this pie that only my ex-husband likes I make cookies that everyone likes and we go around the table and we ask everyone to say something they're thankful for and it's sometimes obnoxious and everybody rolls their eyes at me but some really beautiful moment can come out of asking people to communicate directly and honestly with the people that they are closest to about something that they're thankful for it can be really profound and I'm very grateful for any opportunity for profundity especially this Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving everybody thanks for watching subscribe and leave your comments below I'm thankful for you", metadata={'source': 'AJkOHavUH_A'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpt-ze_cYU | [Document(page_content="yesterday I asked you to do the impossible can you describe yourself using only emojis and the answer is kind of we'll start things off real strong with a cry for help hell yeah come on man uh this looks like every one of my weekends actually drink vom repeat garbage fire nice ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone not ch I don't like you so what I found most troubling was there was more than one minion Rock three count'em three minions roomy illustrates very nicely the plight of all youtubers did somebody say get paid get laid gatorade look you get points for creativity okay at least you spelled it out using emojis this one also gets points for spelling out who did this but I'm gonna subtract a few points just because how long did this take you man ah now here is the beautiful flag of Nepal however why didn't you create it using flags of Nepal and emoji itself this one didn't want to play the game yet somehow still played it I keep screaming but God won't answer I don't think that's an emoji remember me me big boy my life is very patrick euler look I didn't want to include this one but I didn't really have a choice okay yes somebody figured out how to do a moon truth or furry and emojis put that on a t-shirt I think I think this means you're a baby gamer which sounds like a terrible insult the hell out here a baby gamer this person illustrated the entire aging process in emojis I don't know why though this is cheating you can't use a frame from the emoji movie as an emoji even if it is a work of art let me guess you can drink beer all day but once liquor hits your lips your duns oh what's that saying beer before liquor you're bound to get sicker liquor before water your sister got hotter so somehow this person died and became a ghost I have questions hmm I think this one means you're a giant nerd the hell out of here jocks only this one's just a long list of foods and in case it was too subtle for you you nicely included obesity thank you for explaining it ah yes this is the official sign for celibacy me likey are you the silhouette or the police officer this this raises more questions than it answers all of you made a little little creature a terrifying ugly creature I think this means you're toxic I'm so sorry and finally a gun to the head now this one's a bit I got a question for you Thanksgiving is coming up and I want to ask you guys what are you thankful for [Music] please subscribe if emoji related humorous or thing also click right here to see the previous guy episode ah here's a clip what do you think will be in this year's YouTube rewind it starts with the sixth drone shot of daddy o5 dammit dabbing Garfield no Gangnam style no no I preferred the Harlem shake the tinkers rewind I", metadata={'source': 'TWpt-ze_cYU'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6xwB8Kkce0 | [Document(page_content="♪ She worked her way through\na cheap pack of cigarettes ♪ ♪ Hard liquor mixed with\na bit of intellect ♪ ♪ And all the boys, they were\nsayin' they were into it ♪ ♪ Such a pretty face on a pretty neck ♪ ♪ She's drivin' me\ncrazy, but I'm into it ♪ ♪ But I'm into it, I'm kinda into it ♪ ♪ It's gettin' crazy,\nI think I'm losin' it ♪ ♪ I think I'm losin' it,\noh, I think she said ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ Having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ It's New York, baby, always jacked up ♪ ♪ Holland Tunnel for a nose,\nit's always backed up ♪ ♪ When she's alone, she\ngoes home to a cactus ♪ ♪ And she wears a black\ndress, she's such an actress ♪ ♪ She's drivin' me\ncrazy, but I'm into it ♪ ♪ But I'm into it, I'm kinda into it ♪ ♪ It's gettin' crazy,\nI think I'm losin' it ♪ ♪ I think I'm losin' it,\noh, I think she said ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ She sits beside me like a silhouette ♪ ♪ Hard candy drippin' on\nme 'til my feet are wet ♪ ♪ And now she's all over me,\nit's like I paid for it ♪ ♪ It's like I paid for it,\nI'm gonna pay for this ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your business ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your ♪ ♪ I'm having your baby ♪ ♪ It's none of your, it's none of your ♪ ♪ Hey ♪", metadata={'source': 'K6xwB8Kkce0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pubtjn5QIjg | [Document(page_content="hello beautiful human beings of Internet I'm Lorne Elizabeth and I'm about to get you so in the Christmas spirit whether you like it or not welcome back to the channel I'm so excited for today's video not only because the Christmas content has begun but because Macy's is sponsoring this video for me to do a white elephant gift exchange holiday gift exchange friends fun things that make sense was so fun picking out these gifts I had a say in all of them which will be very obvious when you see them I have quite a few friends coming over because the more the merrier Merry Christmas oh my god amazing I'm just socks I have friends I swear not the best one to start with because it already makes me look like I don't have friends as my cousin Chloe you guys know her she's the best then we have my friend violet she runs a meme account better we have one of my other friends named Mickey and she is one of my favorite people on this planet and then we have my friend Alex you've probably seen her a lot over on also 2cv then we have my other friend from awesomeness TV Ariana she's just a lot of hosting for them and last but not least we have my friend Liza I pay her to be my friend because she's my assistant - have you ever done a white elephant gift exchange before I did in high school and it was all food like at the gift exchange but then I sometimes you get like a fake gift and you think it's something like cool and it's like a whoopee cushion if it's Lauren Elizabeth version then it's like fabulous and luxurious and perfect have you done a white elephant before no cuz I'm Jewish okay so I'm gonna explain the rules and since it's my house you don't get to actually make your own rules in the Hat our numbers and we're each gonna go around and pick a number and it's basically the order of what you get a gift now pay attention okay let's say you open yours and I opened mine and you like mine better no no you don't open it yet I know it's what are you okay this is it listen okay so you have the option to steal or open a gift so like let's say when it's your turn you get to decide do I pick a new gift or do I take Chloe's gift and then if you take Chloe's give you we were gonna see so basically you want to be the last number instead of being number one you want to be number what about my seven but like you don't get a choice you get to pick out a number you got to feel all them okay don't you can't cheat like there's no way you don't get the change I will okay okay so you get to pick your fruit you get to pick the first gift you get to like really scope it out okay I'm not gonna literally the best appliance you can have in your kitchen oh you're great okay you guys on the side right now if you want a diamond bracelet a KitchenAid mixer or something else in that pile okay [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] Wow okay don't say anything it makes so many memories I've been wanting so many yeah thank you so much for coming thank you for being in my white elephant my first legitimate one I'm really happy with how it turned out thank you so much to Macy's for making this gift exchange incredible we had such a blast and I hope it inspires you guys to go out and start your holiday shopping and do a gift exchange it's so much fun like who needs a game night when you could just do gift exchanges all you're wrong all you're wrong all year round dang it's also go to YouTube's new holidays unbox channel on youtube.com slash unbox and it is so cool so make sure you go watch that next make sure to subscribe for more videos on my channel and let me know what you want to see next in the comments below and I'll see you next time usually I cover the line", metadata={'source': 'Pubtjn5QIjg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYnNlHQzYTY | [Document(page_content="[Music] donar Test Kitchen segment again crystal-clear pumpkin pie no I just want to hold it in my hands and then look through it so what are you doing you make out of ice then it's a ice cube it's not clear pumpkin pie made and we still can't even get Donald Trump in okay that's okay yeah we any politics I guess what you do is you distill the pumpkin pie filling and then bloom it and gelatin so it's basically like a jello pie that tastes like pumpkin do you think that we can do it so you put the jello the perfect thing to feed your family on Thanksgiving why'd you say it I said young no twelve ounces is just water one and a half cups of sugar 1 teaspoon of salt down cinnamon ground ginger ground cloves and if you guys are looking for all of these recipe details make sure to head to healthy junk food calm that link will be in the description of this video or right here I can't wait to use lands this is my distiller the restaurant that makes this uses a different machine that's worth like two thousand something dollars this is like a hundred bucks still a little bit expensive to do but it might all be worth it because then you can get clear pumpkin pie and then you can make it clear everything else there's so many things we could do with my new toy yeah it's it's also your Christmas present I am I don't want to cut you off shore but he's a bathroom real quick too bad that thing can make my poop clear huh honestly the longer that you let your mash sit the more flavor is going to cool so we're going in the fridge we'll be back when we're ready to distill this thing are you excited we're back it's been like five days Julia got this distiller she's done a lot of research on how to distill we're gonna let our mash steam up into the cooling chamber into what will collect our extract oh oh my god you didn't even like step one put the lid on then grab this dinglehopper it's on I'm missing something we only have a condenser where's your thumb cake I moved some first what did I buy an Amazon okay I gotta go Google something are you sure there isn't anything else in this everything was going so well until the thumb okay stop thinking things at all did it we're missing the thumper keg this thing goes on this I knew you're gonna be good and I've got all these little circling things hold them together mr. need teamwork connect them peg perfect step to screw this on nope wrong way we shouldn't even tell people how to do this so we put this here and then you put this one on this side and then you don't have a leak anymore they don't tell you that in this instruction boom and did it this thing is just gonna kind of be lopsided here and then you got like this little drainage pipe here now we gotta read the instructions I made it work you put the hot in this one and cold in this one no he doesn't really understand how distillation works we got all these other pieces this thing was designed really well I just want to throw that out there [Music] now let's take it back on sorry I'm turning on the heat let's start this thing the steams gonna come up through this coil it's gonna go through this whole situation and come out this end and basically all this is the cooling mechanism there's not right since this thing is possessed I am very afraid of it I think we need to add more water to this yeah this is the Test Kitchen segment oh my god come on they told us we're getting good at this do we just made a bomb I'm like really afraid of this thing I think it's building up pressure how about this what if we just go somewhere look no I was wrong no we can't leave it alone if this video is on YouTube then we didn't die ah ah there it is all the ice is melting so you want to keep this cool so I'm gonna add some more ice cubes in there [Music] it's amazing it's beautiful I almost feel like we've created something we didn't know if the liquid was going to come out clear and here it is absolutely clear as water", metadata={'source': 'JYnNlHQzYTY'}), Document(page_content="we didn't know if the liquid was going to come out clear and here it is absolutely clear as water and tastes just like pumpkin pie just put on your dough press it downward it in just grab a corner and do a little pinch and go around listen you when you're done don't you forget to put the seat down I think it's getting a lot though right now we're looking at like half a cup that's awesome guys if you want to skip all this just buy pumpkin extract is that a thing it's got to be a thing chicken wings you're making chicken wings for me they didn't tell me about it why would I tell you I think it's in here to pre-bake good to go you know this reminds you Back to the Future Part 3 where Doc Brown is making an ice cube and what we're gonna do is pour one and a quarter cups of this in a small pot we're gonna bring this to a boil then we're gonna add one packet of unflavored gelatin and we're gonna bloom it it's gonna take about one minute to this mixture we're gonna add in our hot pumpkin distillation oh my god Julia you done did it you made invisible pumpkin boy oh poor each one to about the brim and we're gonna stick it right into the frigerator all right so we're gonna see this in three hours and then when it's done you get to put some of this on top is that cool no starting to get this dry doing it over and over again yeah and then we're gonna pour it in that and everyone's gonna have the best Thanksgiving of their entire life wouldn't been able to do it without you so this thing actually worked out I'm impressed I'm surprised we had the wrong thumper thing we don't need you don't need a thump up you just need a humppa no good bad it's been definitely more than three hours I actually checked it last night you can definitely see the bottom of the pie crust on this beautiful it's so trying to see if I can see you through it does it taste good let's find out god this tastes exactly like pumpkin pie it definitely has a different texture but I like it this is mind-blowing this is a very special experience all right here's mine soul do I going like a sushi roll mmm that is pretty cool that tastes like pumpkin pie I'm actually very surprised right now I can't believe this thing tastes like a pumpkin pie good job Julia you did it did you just say good job good job JP what did you do I almost died putting that distiller together putting so much into a big pan seems like it kind of made it soggy around the sides maybe that's why the chef only put it in little ones because the gelatin was able to form quicker in a smaller batch oh yeah the jello like seeped underneath it but it's definitely translucent basically what we have is a full Jellison eyes pie this is a filler mm-hmm you have to clean it brings back good memories we just got done trying this and we think that it tastes like pumpkin pie but we want to see if other people do too JP I'm going without you okay cuz you're like Inception editing the video you know what I'm gonna cut some up right now and bring it down oh you guys all right I want you to try this this is what they're calling a clear pie but I'm not gonna tell you what its flavored a little bit of pumpkin yes definitely hi oh my gosh thank you for anything else mmm it's definitely pumpkin pie really good pumpkin pie well we're gonna put this video up on Wednesday so you'll see exactly the process's piece", metadata={'source': 'JYnNlHQzYTY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3MjsrMNCbU | [Document(page_content='Ask just about anybody who the best singer in rock history is and they\'ll probably all give you the same answer Freddie Mercury. His astounding vocals were at the center of Queen\'s sound and a big reason why they were one of the most critically and commercially successful bands of all time. Vocal quality can often seem to come down to opinion and these debates can often get really contentious But it seems at least to me like there\'s a universal love for Freddie\'s voice, so why is that? Let\'s take a closer look... One of the first things that people will talk about when it comes to Freddie Mercury\'s singing is his range He allegedly had a range from a low F2 to a soprano F6. This is what that looks like on a musical staff, and here\'s what the low-end sounds like in ”All Dead, All Dead” (Note: Freddie only sings the backing vocals here) You can hear the upper end of Freddie\'s vocals in this astounding moment from ”Under Pressure” That kind of range is impressive enough on its own, but Freddie knew how to use it Montserrat Caballé is a Spanish opera singer who recorded an album with Mercury She said that she was floored by the way Freddie could move around within that giant range She said "He was able to glide effortlessly from a register to another" A second aspect of what made Freddie so incredible was how performative he was with his vocals "The difference between Freddie and almost all other rock stars was that he was selling the voice" Caballé said He also had a great musicality His phrasing was subtle, delicate and sweet, or energetic and slamming. He was able to find the right colouring or expressive nuance for each word Listen for the color nuance and performance in "Somebody To Love" Every single note that comes out of Freddie\'s mouth is carefully placed and belies the emotion of the song The wide array of influences in Queen\'s music helped Mercury display the versatility of his voice Their music was informed by hard rock and musical theater, by gospel and disco It was all over the map and each of these styles has different vocal traits that Mercury was able to inhabit flawlessly Listen for the way he can belt it out on the hard rock banger "Tie Your Mother Down" But his vocals feel equally at home in the rockabilly tune "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" Or how about the operatic interlude in "Innuendo" Freddie Mercury can slip in and out of genres seamlessly and sound perfectly comfortable in all of them In 2016 a group of researchers published a study on Freddie Mercury\'s voice That study found a few things about him The first is that while Freddie frequently sang in the tenor register. His natural voice was actually a baritone It seemed like no trouble at all for Freddie to jump out of his natural range for most of his career. What\'s more impressive that the researchers discovered is his vibrato. A vibrato is a regular pulsating change in pitch that adds some expression and texture to an instrument or vocal. Usually a vocal vibrato moves between the frequencies of 5.4 Hertz and 6.9 Hertz. The study found that Mercury\'s went as high as 7.04 Hertz Researcher christian Herbst said on top of this his vibrato was more irregular than others He said this creates a kind of "vocal fingerprint" that really helped Mercury\'s voice stand out If you want to hear the vibrato in action check out "We Are The Champions" The study was also interested in the grit and growl that Mercury could add to his voice You can hear that in songs like "I Want To Break Free" By filming the larynx of a singer imitating Mercury they were able to see what his voice was doing they discovered that he was using something called subharmonics Which not only used the vocal folds, but also a body part called the ventricular folds These tissues don\'t tend to get used in speaking or classical singing, but they\'re actually part of what gives Tuvan throat-singing its unique sound. It\'s impossible to know whether', metadata={'source': 'p3MjsrMNCbU'}), Document(page_content='actually part of what gives Tuvan throat-singing its unique sound. It\'s impossible to know whether Freddie was consciously doing this or it was just his natural instinct But it\'s equally impressive either way and of course, I couldn\'t end this video without talking about "Bohemian Rhapsody" The song is Mercury\'s opus, and that\'s because it combines everything that makes Freddie great The song is filled with harmonies that show off the range of Freddie\'s voice all at once Though the video shows the band members singing, the opening of the song is a five-part harmony, That\'s all multitrack recordings of Freddie As we move into the ballad we get a look at the color and emotion that mercury can bring to a song Every word is carefully placed and emphasized to augment the poignant lyrics Then we get to the iconic operatic midsection In this section we see how well Freddie\'s voice meshes with the rest of his band and how he\'s able to jump from innocent to sinister As it climaxes we break seamlessly into gritty aggressive hardrock vocals Finally we cut to a fragile emotional outro closing out as Freddie\'s harmonies wash over us once more "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a great example of why Freddie is so revered It shows his versatility and his immense talent, but if you really want to appreciate Freddie, you can\'t just stop there. Take a dive into Queens back catalogue, and you\'ll really appreciate why Freddie Mercury was a true rock legend Hey everyone. Thanks so much for watching this video If you liked it, please like, subscribe and follow me on my patreon feed and if you want to keep an eye on what I\'m up to or even just talk to me or ask questions about my video, You can follow me on Twitter at watchpolyphonic', metadata={'source': 'p3MjsrMNCbU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpapqEeb36k | [Document(page_content='So we\'re gonna work with wild pumpkins today, the way you get one is you go into the forest and take a medium length cardboard tube and just want to give it a little *pumpkin mating call/roar* I\'ll just uh give this a minute and oh here comes one! Come on! Come on, buddy! See if we get him to jump right into my hand Come on little guy There we go look at this little ragamuffin Oop! Aww So we\'re gonna get the pie crust ready here. You want to take four or five slices of whole grain bread, Cut off the crust and then gently press those into a pie shell, Just keep spinning and pressing until you get a nice smooth texture, and then brush off the extra crusticles, and there\'s your shell. So we\'re gonna take our wild pumpkin and cut the top off and slide that can out. Give it a good rinse to get the guts off it and... Get that pumpkin into a bowl, we\'re gonna throw in two bagged eggs, 3/4 a cup of white sugar this will help the pie to taste just a touch sweeter. 1/2 a teaspoon of salt, and the spices... *sigh* This part\'s uh... a little bit sad for me; when I got the recipe from my mom she said it takes 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon of ground ginger, and a quarter teaspoon of cloves or and I quote, "I use two and a quarter teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice." *sigh* Just out here trying to come to terms of the fact that I\'ve been eating the pumpkin pie of shortcuts my whole life. Here I thought my mom wasn\'t afraid to get her elbows greasy and *sigh* Now I know she just likes to take the easy way out and the sad thing about it is that if you combine these spices which is super easy and then compare it to the pumpkin pie spice... *tasting sounds* So we\'re gonna use two and a quarter teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice And we just wanna wangjangle this together really good and once you\'ve got that mixed, pouring it into another bowl is totally unnecessary. In my family we usually add the cream directly from the udder of a cow but since I can\'t fit a cow in my kitchen, I\'ve got this condiment squeezer. And I\'m just gonna squeeze the udder while I slowly mix the cream until that\'s way soupier than you would ever expect. you\'re gonna be like, "no way is this a pie filling," but guess what? you\'re wrong, it\'s a pie filling. once that\'s nice and smooth, you\'re just gonna pour that in the pie shell and make sure you don\'t go too far to the top because this is basically a bowl of water. undow\'s on four twenty fundo and we\'re gonna cook that for 15 minutes at this hot temperature so that way we can get maximum crispy crustatude. and then after 15 minutes, we\'re gonna lower that to 350 and you\'ll bake that between 30 and 45 minutes. the way you\'re gonna test this by checking for the wobble you want to just give it a hit and if there\'s still a significant wobble, that pie\'s not cooked all the way through. you want some turgidity in the resistance of the wobbliness and jiggliness of the pumpkin pie filling. That\'s how you know it\'s done, and then once it\'s done you want to leave that to sit for at least an hour if not longer, And then all you have to do is decide how you want to whip cream it. You can do the mohawk, the fluffy bed cloud, the stupid. Feel free to do the rim job. You can go with the nihilist, the volcano, or the anarchist. ♪ Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin pie get it in the season ♪ ♪when everything dies. Shove it in your face and try not to cry when you eat that pumpin\' pumpkin pie. My♪ ♪heart is sunken, shoulders slumping cause I can\'t get me a pumpkin♪ ♪PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!♪ *single drum hit*', metadata={'source': 'hpapqEeb36k'})] |
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