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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhwwTxTh5To | [Document(page_content="Hey guys, this is Austin. This is the MacBook Pro, and it is Apple's most expensive laptop. Now this is actually\ncomputer that we've edited all of our videos for the last year on. However, starting at $2,400,\nit does not come cheap. That's where Microsoft comes\nin with the new Surface Book 2. Now full disclosure. They actually did send\nthis out for review. However, as a laptop starting at $2,500, I'm curious to see how it stacks up. So I actually did a video\non the original Surface Book a couple of years ago and it\nwas a very, very weird concept. So the idea here is that\nyou're getting a computer that on the surface looks very\nmuch similar to something like a MacBook, but you can\nactually detach the screen and turn it into a tablet. Pop this guy open, and\nthe first thing we see is the well, the Surface Book itself. What really makes this\nunique is the hinge. So as you can see, when\nyou close the laptop, it actually doesn't go completely flat, and that's because, so if\nyou press the button here for a second, what you'll be able to do is remove the actual tablet. Put these two side by\nside, and at first glance, they look pretty similar but\nthere are a ton of differences. So first of all, while they\ndo have 15-inch displays each, the port selection is very different. Where the MacBook has\nfour Thunderbolt 3 ports, two on either side, the Surface instead has a single USB C paired with a Surface connector\nfor charging and docking, but importantly, it also\ntwo full-size USB A ports and an SD-card reader. When it comes to screens, it is really hard to argue\nwith either of these laptops, but the Surface is slightly sharper, with a resolution of 3240 by 2160 compared to 2880 by 1800 on the MacBook, and the Surface has the added benefit of being a touchscreen. Where the Surface Book 2 really\nexcels is in performance. So inside, it has a Core\ni7-8650U, a GTX 1060, 16 gigs of RAM, and\nanywhere between 256 gigs and one terabytes of SSD storage. With a GTX 1060 inside, this is going to be a very powerful laptop when it comes to video\nediting and even gaming. So to put things in context, a 1060 is usually what you'd find in fairly high-end gaming laptops, but one of the advantages\nof the Surface Book is that it's still fairly thin. Microsoft has updated\nthe Surface Book design since the original, so\none of the main things is is that you can now open and close it without having to put a hand\non it to sort of steady it, and the hinge feels good. So in tablet mode, you do\nget the full PC experience. So the main thing is\nyou're pretty much losing all the ports besides the headphone jack but what's cool is you\ncan actually just drop it right back on, even backwards,\nand you can have yourself a super cool, even weirder\nthan usual looking computer. It might be a bit low-key at this point, but I really appreciate the\naddition of a USB C port. So yeah, it might not be Thunderbolt, but I've actually moved\na lot of my accessories to USB C at this point,\nand it is really nice to be able to use a single\ncable to not only connect to a monitor but to get\npower into the laptop. Speaking of power, I love\nthe idea that I can use a single power adaptor\nfor not only the laptop but also my Pixel or even a MacBook. I like the keyboard. So the keys are on the stiff side, but unlike on the MacBook,\nthere's actual travel here. Now I do think I slightly prefer the way that the butterfly switches\nwork on the MacBook Pro but you're not going to be disappointed with either of these. Something interesting is that\nMicrosoft slightly tapers the middle of the keyboard\nand then it comes down on the sides, and it's kind\nof hard to see this on video, but when actually typing, what it means is that your fingers are going\nto be slightly elevated, which for me alleviates\na lot of wrist strain. The trackpad is decent. So as you'd expect from", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'}), Document(page_content="a lot of wrist strain. The trackpad is decent. So as you'd expect from\na Microsoft device, it is a Windows Precision touchpad and that means that not only do you get the additional three-fingered gestures like swiping up to pull up your desktops, but it also tracks really accurately. As good as it might be though, it can't match the MacBook Pro. This trackpad is enormous. I mean seriously, it's\nlike the size of my hand. Now yes, you can totally\nabide with the Surface, but Apple has the best\ntrackpads in the business. As you'd expect from a device\nstraight from Microsoft, there's basically no bloat in Windows, except there actually kind of is. So in a lot of laptops, this included have a few different preinstalled games such as March of Empires, Candy\nCrush, and while that's fine on a $300 laptop, when I'm\npaying over $3,000 for a laptop, I don't want to have any bloatware at all. And sure, it's easy enough to uninstall but it just feels weird\nthat they're trying to make a few extra bucks on something\nthat's this expensive. Where the Surface Book 2 really\nshines is in performance. So side by side with the\nMacBook, you can see that for shorter periods and\nsingle-threaded tasks, it does hold up pretty well, but on the multi-threaded side, you're going to lose some performance, but the real star of the\nshow here is that GPU. With the GTX 1060 inside, well, you should be using\nthis for video editing. I'm playing some Rocket League. Now I actually will say\nthat with this much power, you can play a lot more demanding\ngames than Rocket League, but even at 2560 by 1600 with\npretty much all the settings cranked up, this looks really nice. We're getting anywhere between like 60 and 70 frames per second, and because this is Microsoft, there's a little bit of\nXbox inside the Surface, as there is an Xbox One\nwireless radio built in. Now what's interesting\nabout having a GTX 1060 in a laptop that's so thin\nis that besides the battery, the base of it is totally\ndedicated to cooling it. So yes, it's a little bit loud, but no worse than most gaming laptops, and it's a lot thinner. For 15-inch laptops, battery\nlife actually isn't bad. So the MacBook should\ngo for around 10 hours, where the Surface is\nrated for up to 17 hours. Now that part of that is\nbecause it has two batteries, one in the screen and one in the base, but something to keep in\nmind with both of these guys is that when you're actually\ndoing heavier lifting such as gaming and\nespecially video editing, expect that number to be a lot less. The Surface has a pair\nof front-firing speakers in the screen and it sounds good, but the MacBook sounds phenomenal. It has two giant speakers\nbeside the actual keyboard and this is hands-down\nthe best-sounding laptop I've ever tried. When it comes to price, both of these laptops\nare incredibly expensive. So the Surface Book starts at $2,500, but that's only with a 256 gig SSD. Bump that up to 512, and you're at $2,900. The MacBook is $100 cheaper but I don't think that's\ngoing to change anyone's mind at this price point. If you can take advantage\nof the extra GPU horsepower and especially the ability to use stuff like the Surface pen, the Surface dial for maybe\nsomething like graphics work, then the Surface can make sense. However, when it comes to the MacBook, it's just a solid laptop all around. It's thinner, it's lighter, and while the touchbar\nmight seem like a gimmick, it really doesn't affect\nthe actual laptop itself, and stuff like Touch ID is\nactually really helpful to have. The Surface does have a\nwider variety of ports, but I've got to say over the last year, having four Thunderbolt\n3 ports on the MacBook has come in handy quite a bit. The Surface Book 2 might\nbe the most incredibly engineered laptop you can buy today. Everything from the hinge,\nwhich while maybe not perfect, is actually a really clever way\nof doing something like this to cramming everything you", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'}), Document(page_content="of doing something like this to cramming everything you\nneed for a full 15-inch PC into the thin screen, they've\ndone an incredible job. However, the MacBook kind\nof wins in its simplicity. Both of these laptops are available in a smaller 13-inch size,\nand in that comparison, the GTX 1050 inside the\nsmaller Surface book is a major contender with the MacBook pro. However, when you look\nat the 15-inch sizes, the Surface Book is a hard sell. So what do you guys think\nabout the new Surface Book 2? Let me know in the comments below and I will catch you in the next one.", metadata={'source': 'DhwwTxTh5To'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEIP1YpFXrE | [Document(page_content="Ah first dates There's nothing like getting ready feeling those butterflies in your tummy and hoping you don't make a fool out of yourself So a little something about our first date. We actually met online Yeah, we met on MySpace And we were talking for about a couple weeks on AIM my screen name was miss twisted And I was skatessta08 So my parents never really allowed me on dates And this was the first date that my dad actually allowed me to go on So the date preceded my mom actually dropped me off I drove Because I had my own car So we agreed to meet in a very public place because I didn't know if I was going to be kidnapped by a strange old man the beard Oh cupquake, wait you weren't cupquake back, then, Oh miss twisted. How are you? What better place to meet than the movies? So I continued walking and as I look up I see this Really tall, skinny guy Walking towards me Smiling creepily, and I think I smiled creepily back I remember how nervous I was, incredibly nervous, to the point where my hands were sweating So much... And I was afraid to hold her hands. I was pretty nervous, too So we continued and went to go buy our movie tickets Which we probably should have bought earlier because the movie we wanted to see was sold out So since our movie was sold out we had to choose the next best thing Anaconda JLo, big snakes, yeah, that sounds like fun! We bought tickets we walked in and I remember thinking hey. I'm hungry. I'm gonna get myself some popcorn You want some popcorn? So we grabbed some popcorn and a giant Diet Coke I walked into the theater as the movie was playing the whole time. I was thinking to myself Oh My hand is it weird. Oh my gosh. Can I I mean should I grab it his hands right there? It's it's on the thing should we hold hands and over on my side I remember thinking oh god, okay, so we're here or we're about to watch the movies previews are done. Okay, cool movie started Oh shoot. We're not holding hands yet should I hold her hand? Wait, wait, my hands are very sweaty. They're so sweaty god Wipe them. Wipe them. They're there her hands there. I'm going for it. I did it Was very excited So no not that okay. I'm holding her hand now. What do I do next? Oh wait? Maybe I could put my arm around here. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do that let me do one of these oh Yeah, there you go, yes, I'm getting further along in this great job Mario you're doing great So we're about 20 minutes into the movie, and I'm like alright, this is going good, maybe I should kiss her now here I'm going for the kiss We did She looked away what? What oh my mind? I was thinking oh? No, he didn't he literally just went in for the kiss and it wasn't a romantic moment. I'm not gonna Let it go down like this Who does he think he is I'm not that easy He needs to work for it hmm eat some popcorn So then I thought all right Mario just collect yourself put yourself together an hour later I say to myself alright Mario. You've Mustered up the courage to do one more time. Let's see it again let's see if you go all the way come on Ready Set weed luck guys and I think this is the moment Mario 90% can I get the 10 can I get the 10? We kissed so the movie ended we headed outside still with each other hey Do you want to get some ice cream? There's a cut stone? corner Little did you know I love cold stone, and they had to contain myself We walked over to the ice cream store and Ended up getting our own We didn't share so we finished our ice cream and it's time for her to go back and I remember thinking all right I'm and really held her hand outside of the theater got a hold her hand at least one more time before she goes so I reach in to try and grab her hand as we're walking away and It was one of those awkward moments It looked like we're trying to do a handshake, but I have no idea how we're gonna grab our hands. We're gonna interlock Fingers, or we're gonna kind of just go palm it palm and the next thing that", metadata={'source': 'EEIP1YpFXrE'}), Document(page_content="We're gonna interlock Fingers, or we're gonna kind of just go palm it palm and the next thing that happened was totally unexpected I kind of giggled and laughed about it and Did this secret handshake? Squiggy wiggly Well if you're a nerd like me I used to watch a lot of cartoons and with rocket power It was a little thing that they did I was like a secret handshake And they would just twinkle each other's fingertips and say squiddy wiggity wiggity And I thought you would understand what that was But nope I didn't, but I thought it was the cutest thing ever so I was like aww, look at her She's a dork, and I like it. I was so mortified. I can't believe he didn't watch rocket power Hey, I remember you being embarrassed. Yep. You kept trying to apologize, and I said no. No that's perfectly fine I like this this Wiggity wiggity way anything of yours till this day. We still And actually he asked me to be his girlfriend right then and there hey Tiffany oh god I'm so nervous where am I gonna say how am I gonna tell hey? Well you want to be my girlfriend? Okay What she said? Yes, oh my god. I'm so excited right now like the gentleman He is he actually walked me to my mom's car where she was waiting and she met him for the first time hi, Mrs Garcia uh I'm Mario nice to meet you I was super nervous to me her mom so nervous total brownie points with the Mrs Garcia thing though You got to be proper pro tip as we go our separate ways My mom was really giddy in the car driving home asking me How it was I asked her what she thought of him, you know she said he has really soft hands And that was our first date", metadata={'source': 'EEIP1YpFXrE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkhR9z6pAMs | [Document(page_content="welcome to this episode of bass we're insider news.com it has been confirmed malee music and Jennifer Hudson are collaborating on a song the industry has been speculating about this for months but it wasn't until Mally music released a simple tweet a few days ago that simply said I can finally say a short yes me and I am Jay HUD are doing a song together because hashtag is no fun alone okay so we don't know what that hashtag means it could be the name of the song or just how he feels so yeah thanks so much we hear making good music and I love support and y'all look forward to everything that's going to be happening top of the year so good time Mali is 2013 let's go at the end of the day the two are going to make some incredible music this is Tameka hall for cosplay insider news calm now that you know the good news don't forget to spread", metadata={'source': 'KkhR9z6pAMs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_SJgw5MVFY | [Document(page_content="♪ OH OH OH OH\nOH OH OH OH ♪ ♪ PICK YOURSELF\nUP OFF THE FLOOR ♪ ♪ VOICE WON'T BE\nSILENCED ANYMORE ♪ ♪ THESE WINGS WILL SOAR ♪ ♪ STRUGGLE TO\nOPEN YOUR EYES ♪ ♪ SWOLLEN FROM ALL\nOF YOUR CRIES ♪ ♪ LOOK TO THE SUNRISE ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW THAT THE\nWEIGHT IS PULLING YA DOWN ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T COME ALL THIS\nWAY TO LET LOVE DROWN ♪ ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, TRY\nTO STAY ABOVE THE WATER ♪ ♪ BUT MY HEART\nKEEPS SINKING ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU, ♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH OH\nOH WHOA OH ♪ ♪ LIFTED THE VEIL,\nWE'RE ALL SINNERS ♪ ♪ CROWNED THE\nDEVIL A WINNER ♪ ♪ AND YOU TELL ME THAT,\nIT'LL BE JUST FINE ♪ ♪ SCARIER THAN\nANY BAD DREAM ♪ ♪ CAN'T WAKE UP\nFROM HIS REGIME ♪ ♪ SO DON'T TELL ME TO\nSIT DOWN AND DINE ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW THAT THE\nWEIGHT IS PULLING YA DOWN ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T COME ALL THIS\nWAY TO LET LOVE DROWN ♪ ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, TRY\nTO STAY ABOVE THE WATER, ♪ ♪ BUT MY HEART\nKEEPS SINKING ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE,\nWHERE DID YOU ♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH OH\nOH WHOA OH ♪ ♪ EXCUSE MY\nPESSIMISTIC TONE ♪ ♪ I NORMALLY\nCAN DO BETTER ♪ ♪ BUT THE BATTLE TO\nKEEP MY LIGHT BURNING ♪ ♪ SEEMS HARDER\nTHAN EVER ♪ ♪ THESE WALLS OF HATE\nWILL SUFFOCATE ♪ ♪ AND ONE BY ONE\nWE WILL DEFLATE ♪ ♪ SO THIS I CRY\nAND THIS I PRAY ♪ ♪ OUR CARD WILL TRUMP\nAND YOU WILL BREAK, OH ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE,\nWHERE DID YOU,♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH\nOH OH OH OH ♪ ♪♪♪", metadata={'source': 'C_SJgw5MVFY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pbCuFxRuqs | [Document(page_content='Today\'s video is sponsored by Anker. For deals on the latest USB-C chargers including one that can charge a MacBook and a chance to win a ton of different prizes Including an iPhone X. Check out the links below. The iPhone X ["TEN"] (said like this throughout the whole video except where noted), it\'s not perfect, but it is really good. Yo guys, Jonathan here and today I am diving deep into the iPhone X both the good and the bad, and if you picked one up I would love to know what your experience has been so far. So with the iPhone X, there are a couple key, elements that make this phone what it is. The first of which being the display. It\'s a 5.8 inch OLED panel with a classically weird Apple resolution of 2436 by 1125 and weird numbers aside it looks Really good. I think any doubt or concern with the display not being bright enough has been put to rest It\'s super bright the colors are extremely accurate and honestly the display is one of the most enticing features of the iPhone X. Now for the million dollar question of "Is there any blue shift?" And yeah, if you look for and you tilts it off access you will definitely see a little bit of that. It is by no means Pixel 2 XL status, but there\'s no denying if you\'re a little tilt and shift crazy you are gonna see a little bit of blue. Now the reason Apple is able to squeeze so much screen into the iPhone X because Of what is probably The biggest change to ever come to the iPhone and that is the omission of the home button. It is completely gone. Honestly, I got used to this and adjusted to it way Way faster than I thought I would no joke every time I pick up a phone that is not the iPhone X, I find myself Wanting to swipe up to go home. Now for the most part this works incredible And I don\'t find myself missing the home button, but there are a couple dumb things. One is Control Center. That used to be a one-handed move Where you swipe up and that\'s how you access Control Center, but now you got to swipe down all the way on the top. Right and most of the time to comfortably do that you need to use two hands. Conversely, You can enable reachability Which is not enabled by default, so pro-tip head in to Settings > General > Accessibility Once you have it enabled you can access for reachability by doing this really Really precise swipe down at the bottom edge of the phone It\'s definitely easier than having to reach all the way towards the top right of the phone and then swiping down But it\'s still two steps, and I don\'t think it\'s a foolproof solution. Now, I know Snazzy Q is busting out of the seams and has this well thought out to elaborate solution to this But I would also love know what you guys think is a better alternative to this weird Control Center option We have now. From there the other slightly dumb thing That\'s not really a huge deal is how you exit out of apps before all I used to do is open up multitasking and swipe Up and that was it Now once, you\'re in the multitasking window you actually got to hold the app wait for that little minus icon And then you can swipe out and exit out. Yeah, it\'s not the biggest deal in the world and before anybody yells at me I totally get it technically you don\'t have to exit of apps, but for me It\'s just kind of one of those unnecessary Two-step movements. Now with the lack of home button, the way You enable Siri is by one saying Hey [Siri], Not gonna say that and trigger your phone or two Holding the side button. Now one slightly annoying thing is if you have Do Not Disturb enabled, unless you are in Control Center There is no way to know that it\'s on whether you\'re in the lock screen or actually in the phone There is no icon in the top right-hand corner Which makes it super easy to forget that it\'s on. Now from there that kind of leads into the next Controversial thing with the iPhone X that is the notch. Initially every Mostly angry tech fans on Twitter seem to hate it Honestly though', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content='is the notch. Initially every Mostly angry tech fans on Twitter seem to hate it Honestly though the notch really isn\'t a big deal like 95% of the time I don\'t realize it\'s there. The only time I do notice it is when I\'m watching Widescreen video because the way that\'s formatted that notch is creeping its way in there And there is nothing you can do about it. Now the flip side of that for most YouTube videos that are in 16:9 you are not seeing the notch whatsoever. Yes, you can zoom in, but for the most part That\'s not the optimal viewing experience because you are chopping off heads #PrayForLamarr Over the weekend both Kevin Kenson and Austin Evans dropped some Incredible looking widescreen video and watching those back on the iPhone X, it kind of got me thinking Is this the future of content especially with more and more of these phones headed in that direction? the video you are watching right now is also in widescreen so if you\'re watching on an iPhone X or Galaxy S8 I would love to know how it looks on your phone Next is FaceID that feature that anyone anti-Apple deep down really wanted to fail, but it actuality It was really well done and well executed. Just like the iPhone X FaceID isn\'t perfect But it\'s really good for me. It has to have worked like 98% of the time there really hasn\'t been too many times where it\'s failed. It absolutely works at night, in the dark, whether you\'re in a car. I\'ve been in planes where it\'s worked flawlessly. On the opposing end of that spectrum. It\'s worked great outdoors, in sunlight with glasses on, with a hat on. The only time I\'ve ever really had trouble with it is in the middle of the nights when I wake up. I got one Eye closed and then it kind of trips up but for the most part It\'s worked really well, and I haven\'t really missed TouchID. I think where FaceID really shines is for password based applications especially when you\'re browsing online you\'re already looking at the phone So it kind of becomes this instant thing that you don\'t really think about The other pro with FaceID in the case where your hands are wet or it is crazy cold outside And you\'re forced to wear gloves Yes, the same argument could be made with FaceID in the situations where it doesn\'t work, but overall as a whole I think it\'s a step in the right direction Hasn\'t slowed me down at all. Now because of all that tech required for FaceID that is also yielded Animojis I guarantee you by now You\'ve probably seen some an Animoji Karaoke in your feed, but I want to give a shout out and some credit to Mr. Snazzy Q for the best one on the internet right now I kind of wish I had a dollar for every time someone said "The iPhone X [Ecks], the thousand dollar emoji machine. One, It\'s an Animoji and two, it\'s kind of fun man. So are Animojis is the sole reason why you would buy an iPhone X? Absolutely not. If you want to use them, they\'re there, but if you don\'t, no one\'s forcing you song- what does the fox say God, I remember that now as far as performance that A11 Bionic chip inside the iPhone X is no joke. Everything from Multitasking to gestures to gaming is buttery smooth. Now with all that power one area where the iPhone X and even 8 and 8 Plus For that matter excels at and are kind of in a league of its own is AR It\'s still really early in terms of the development of apps and games, but there\'s some pretty incredible stuff out there And if you own an iPhone X or 8 or 8 Plus and haven\'t checked out augmented reality yet It is a lot of fun. I will say it\'s worth mentioning This is the exact same chip also found in the iPhone 8 and 8 Plus so it\'s kind of a testament to their performance as well', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content='But as far as smartphone performance goes it is not even close right now. 3, 2, 1... "But the iPhone X doesn\'t have as many cores as..." Clearly it is not about the cores because there is some insane performance Coming out the iPhone X as well as the 8 and 8 Plus. So now that we\'re fired up and before anyone asked. What about the iOS bugs? Why did I have to bowl? Yes, performance on the iPhone X is incredible, But there is no denying iOS has been a little weird especially No one can forget that weird stupid. "I" glitch where you typed an "I" and it autocorrected it into some weird characters and a question mark Someone singing... I think. It has been since updated and fixed But it was out there for a long time and honestly that was one of the weirdest, dumbest, most annoying bugs I\'ve ever dealt with on a smartphone so to say the iPhone X has been an overall smooth experience isn\'t quite the case From there shift into some positive, the camera in the iPhone X has been incredible. Again, this features dual lenses, a wide-angle and a telephoto lens, But the big thing here is that telephoto lens now features optical image stabilization. Now we first saw this dual lens with OIS on the Note 8 It\'s something the iPhone 8 Plus does not have and it definitely makes a difference. The biggest thing I\'ve noticed jumping from wide-angle to telephoto is that you\'re getting a much more consistent image in terms of low light and low light performance Portrait mode in terms of the rear facing camera is excellent I think Apple does a really great job with this. As a whole there really isn\'t much to complain as far as the camera goes on the iPhone X. Images are crisp, they\'re sharp, they\'re vibrant, they\'re saturated. Now as far as the front-facing camera goes I would say it is equally as impressive as the rear camera my only real gripe with it Portrait selfies. Regular selfies look great; lighting, color, skin tones. My only complaint is I wish it was just a little wider something I\'ve always liked on Samsung phones, but as far as those Portrait selfies go it just seems like it\'s not quite there yet. The actual image quality and skin tones and color all look great, but for whatever reason it seems to have a real hard time with both hair and in my case Ears where it just doesn\'t get those correctly. With the Pixel 2, the images sometimes over sharpened whereas with the iPhone I much prefer the more natural look so if we could somehow combine both these elements That would be amazing now. I think the Pixel 2 might have the slight edge on the iPhone X as far as photos Go there is no comparison in terms of video. The color, the ability to go up to 4K 60 frames per seconds The image stabilization on the iPhone X is second to none. You have slow motion at 1080p, up to 240 frames per second which is ridiculous Music playing... So if you use your phone to capture and create video, the iPhone X is kind of in a league of its own as far as that goes. From their notable mentions, battery life on the iPhone X has been surprisingly good. It\'s not as good as something like that from 8 Plus or 7 Plus for that matter, but it is definitely better than both the iPhone 7 and 8. For me I\'ve been averaging about 6 to 8 hours of usage, so getting through day is not a problem whatsoever. The stereo speakers in the iPhone X yeah, they\'re not gonna blow your mind But I do enjoy having that feature and it does make a difference over phones that don\'t have stereo speakers. As a whole I think The iPhone X is the best and most exciting thing Apple\'s put out in a very long time. I\'m excited to see where this goes in the future not only with Apple specifically, but with the smart phone game as a whole. What I\'m saying is that it\'s a great time to be alive in terms of smart- phone technology and technology in general right now. The iPhone X is definitely a part of that. I\'ve enjoyed it Hopefully enjoyed this video if you do', metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'}), Document(page_content="The iPhone X is definitely a part of that. I've enjoyed it Hopefully enjoyed this video if you do and you're feeling like being awesome make sure to go Batman on that Like button, this is Jonathan, and I will catch you guys later.", metadata={'source': '9pbCuFxRuqs'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KT1UCsOE74 | [Document(page_content="Justice League is finally here the movie in which Batman the flash cyborg Wonder Woman and Aquaman team up to fight against Steppenwolf we've already had movies with Wonder Woman and Batman in the DC extended universe but this is the first time we're really getting a good look at the flash Aquaman and Cyborg as most people know this film went under a very difficult production when Zack Snyder's daughter tragically committed suicide he had to step away from the production and Joss Whedon came in and did very extensive reshoots and rewrites henry cavill was working on Mission Impossible 6 at the time and had a mustache that they had to digitally remove for all of said reshoots because I guess a ton of reshoots and rewrites is just the Hollywood norm nowadays so how is Justice League well I can say this it's it's definitely a lot more consistent than I thought it would be for a film that is kind of directed by two people it does feel like one person directed this movie it's more consistent than I thought rogue one was in tone then certainly more consistent than Suicide Squad but it doesn't really feel like a Zack Snyder movie and I've seen all of his films this is the least zack snyder EO of all of the films that I've seen him direct and that could be for one of two things it could be that he has decided that he's going to make a more lighthearted film with a little less baggage or Joss Whedon has more of a stamp on this film than we're being led to believe whatever the reason this is a surprisingly light-hearted movie I would even go as far as to say it's a little fluffy and I'm not really necessarily saying that's a bad thing this is a easy enjoyable wash it's two hours in one minute and that's including credits this is due to a mandate that was sent out by Warner Brothers forcing the filmmakers to not make a film over two hours this can also be difficult with this movie because we're trying to introduce people like cyborg and the flash and Aquaman characters that were only briefly referenced and sometimes briefly seen in other DC EU movies and so they have to set up this team somehow get Superman back into play and set up Steppenwolf and have an actual movie that makes sense in two hours and due to that this movie can feel rushed character intros especially for people like the flash we've basically seen his character intro in the very first trailer it's so brief he's very excited to work with this team because he doesn't have any friends he doesn't have anything else to do it's funny it's very Barry Allen and I thought Ezra Miller was great as the flash I've been waiting ever since I was a kid to see the flash in a big screen movie so it was a huge delight to see the flash brought to life so well by Ezra Miller and some terrific special effects the Speed Force was extremely exciting and Aquaman was entertaining I liked Jason Momoa quite a bit as the character I thought he was funny he was likable and that's definitely the vibe they're going for here they are trying to do a course correction and be a little less serious and try to be more lighthearted and more fun and that's very clear when you watch this movie because as I said it is a little fluffy and when I say that I just mean that it's just kind of easy to watch and it doesn't feel like you're carrying anything with you while you do it which can also make the film feel a little disposable once you've seen it and some of this is due to Steppenwolf they try to take time to set up Steppenwolf and make you understand his backstory there's an excellent sequence onthe mascara where he is trying to obtain one of the mother boxes and all of the Amazonian warriors are trying to keep him away from it it's one of the best action scenes and one of the most exciting action scenes in the movie but as a villain I found him very weak because he's basically a big CGI monster in this movie and you never really feel as if he is a presence or", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="he's basically a big CGI monster in this movie and you never really feel as if he is a presence or something really to fear because this movie is very light hearted and that can be a big problem the sense of urgency the sense of fear the sense of realism is pretty much out the window you don't really feel like this is actually something you're supposed to be afraid of Steppenwolf he's such a CGI creation and he's so weak from a characterization point of view that I never really gave a [\xa0__\xa0] about him during the finale they're all battling in this sort of ghost town were not too many people live but there are a fair amount of people there they make that clear but they choose to only show one family throughout the entire film they constantly cut back to this family and you see they have kids and a mom and a dad and it's just this one family that you see and so you never really feel like people are in danger they only focus on this one family through the entire finale and so you just don't really feel like anyone's in real danger it's just a really pretty movie and you can be excited while watching really awesome superhero stuff happen and I'm not saying that in a derogatory sense I like me some superheroes I have my entire life and so anytime I can see some of my childhood heroes quite literally battling it out on the screen I'm excited to be there and I was excited to see Justice League and I think overall this is an enjoyable watch I wouldn't say it's a complete course correction but I would say it's a step in the right direction it is very rushed though as I said for instance cyborg betrayed by ray Fisher very well I might add I think ray Fisher as good as this character he is one of the most difficult characters to get across here because his backstory is very murky in the film I mean I know what it is in the comics but I have to always separate that I have to realize that this is a movie and the majority of the audience that goes to this movie like the general public who just wants to go see the Justice League they probably haven't read too many of the comics and so here we get some hints and some backstory explained as to what happened but cyborgs position on this team just basically ends up being the guy who interacts with things he touches things he reads technical readouts and he tells people what they need to know and he doesn't really do that much he has an integral thing that he has to do and he has to be there to make something work but just because he stands there interacting with something for ten straight minutes it's just not very exciting and I wish that cyborg had more to do than just be the guy who reads files and touches things gal gadot as Wonder Woman of course is great I loved her film she was one of my favorite parts of this movie as well Ben Affleck once again really strong as Batman and Bruce Wayne I've been on his side since before BBS even came out and he was great once again Henry Cavill as Superman this is my favorite Superman has ever been in the DC EU when he appears it's so awesome they really did some cool stuff with Superman and I won't give you any spoilers away but the things that they did it really made me happy as a longtime Superman fan and I think most Superman fans are gonna be happy with the way he's portrayed here and yeah in a few shots you can definitely tell the mustache has been digitally removed but I wonder if he really would have known if it wasn't so widely purported because everything now involving comic-book movies or Star Wars is a news article or a clickbait headline and so I if we didn't know we might not notice but now that we know you can kind of look in a few shots and be like that's definitely a cgi upper lip but it's not the kind of thing that would tank a movie it's just noticeable in a few scenes but again my biggest issue with this film is that it does feel rushed and I think if you delete the production issues", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="issue with this film is that it does feel rushed and I think if you delete the production issues and just not even think about that I think I would boil it down to Warner Brothers mandate that it has to be two hours or less because there's so much they're trying to do here and they don't have enough time to do it Barry Allen's setup is very very small as is Cyborg's they just don't give you enough time to really appreciate some of these characters and they're entertaining they're likable they save funny things and so you can kind of get behind them and appreciate watching this but there just wasn't as much depth in the team as I wish there could have been when you have to put certain things into a movie to set up other films and that's the only reason it really fits into this movie you're gonna get into some messy plot points and you're gonna get into some things that don't really work and that's the biggest issue of all cinematic universes something else I would have liked to have seen is a little more squabbling amongst the team more character confrontations things that they disagreed on because the scenes in which characters on the Justice League fought or disagreed I thought were some of the best in the entire film but it's brushed over so quickly to get to everyone battling Steppenwolf and a big red green screen area and I wish that there was just more character confrontations because that would give us more depth on the team it would give us more reasons to feel like they are separate entities trying to work together not just one big team that has one goal I think where you can tell the most that two different people have directed this movie and that there's been rewrites is that scenes don't always flow with a natural momentum scenes come and go and they feel like contained moments like a clip you might watch on YouTube that's really cool like ooh I want to watch that scene where Batman does that or I want to watch that scene where flash does this and it doesn't always feel like it creates a whole picture and this is the kind of thing that I have to remember because I'm such a huge fan of all these characters but I'm also someone who loves to examine film and this is not a comic book you know I know a lot of these characters backstories and I can look at this movie and I can fill in the gaps that are not in the movie I can say well I understand what Steppenwolf is doing here because I know what they're hinting it or I understand why that person's in the movie because I know what they're hinting at or oh that's cool they did that because I remember that from issue whatever but most people who go to this film aren't going to connect those dots and so some people will go to this movie and be a little murky on plot details and not quite understand what certain characters are talking about or what Steppenwolf is trying to do and that's understandable and I have to recognize that as a huge comic book fan but also as a huge film fan because there's two differences here and this is one of the biggest issues that I think any film adapted from any source material whether it's a novel a video game or a comic book has to face is how can we tell this story for an audience that has no idea who these characters are except for what they know from pop culture and justice league has some issues with that I think hardcore comics fans are going to get and appreciate a lot of the references more than general audiences will and since I love comics and I love these characters I found myself smiling for the most part this is a movie that I have enjoyed a lot more than some of the other DC EU films I think that it is light-hearted and entertaining but it doesn't really feel like it sticks with you that much it is a little bit disposable in the long run I can say that overall I have breached the gap and I am on the positive side here but it still got a lot of work and if there is an extended", metadata={'source': '8KT1UCsOE74'}), Document(page_content="gap and I am on the positive side here but it still got a lot of work and if there is an extended version it could improve some things because I don't really look at this movie and see one giant glaring flaw it's just totally very messy and it feels like a lot of thing are happening at once and it's villain is very very weak he's just a big strong guy that punches things and beyond that you can't really get that much more out of him but it's the chemistry between these actors the camaraderie amongst them all the dedication from all of them as well as the fact that this movie understands that this is supposed to be entertaining this is supposed to be exciting for people who have wanted to see this for a long time and it also is a little bit self-aware certain characters that wouldn't normally tell a joke do and that might be Whedon sometimes he likes to do that with comic book characters that are very macho he likes to kind of bring them down to earth a little bit and have them say something humorous and you're like okay that's a person behind that mask and that works all that being said it is a little sad though that to make a film that it seems like more people are going to enjoy than the others they had to make it a little more disposable so I'm curious what that actually says about comic book movies can you have it both ways can you make a comic book movie that's very serious and yet somehow still be very entertaining yes you can we've seen it done but have we gotten so saturated with comic book films at this point that we need one to be kind of fluffy to appreciate just something to think about I'm gonna give Justice League a b-minus I plan on seeing this one again I'm not gonna rush out and see it instantly but I do think that they are heading in a good direction guys thank you so much as always for watching as always if you liked this you can 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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwdLlnPaRAU | [Document(page_content="hey I'm Tony Hawk and welcome to skate support okay we go is there a skateboarding trick called the eggplant yes there is a skateboarding trick called the eggplant I'll show you how to do it right now [Music] over there I'm gonna do a regular hand plant and then here I'll do an eggplant hopefully you can spot the difference we call a hand plant or invert is done by using your front hand to grab the board on your toe side and then using your trailing hand to actually stand on the coping and that's how you balance that's a hand planet here's an eggplant an eggplant is reversing those hands so using your back hand to grab the board your front hand to actually balance your body and doing the same direction of turning bro I need some advice on how to do a 540 on a skateboard my first advice to you is learn how to skate quarter pipes preferably bigger ones because the bigger the quarter pipe the more airtime you can actually get and have to spin a full 540 rotation I'll show you a McTwist actually a version of 540 right now this is a 540 on vert I'm gonna grab my board on my toe side which we call mute around my leg we call it that tuck knee and if you do a 540 grabbing this way assuming you go upside down a little bit that's me twist it's one of the scariest things to learn because when you start to do it you're blind to landing for a half a rotation so you kind of gotta use the force so I will say just get used to that spin until you actually start to land it [Music] hey Tony how can you please make another Pro Skater video again my contract is up with Activision they own the license to that actual name Tony Hawk's Pro Skater if we can come to some new agreement absolutely yes I'm in hi Activision free agent right here let's do some more fun stuff how do you do a boardslide on a bench rail or pipe on a skateboard I can show you the difference between a boardslide on a rail and a boardslide on a ramp right now you approach some sort of ledge and then you slide using only the board the wheels are off the ground [Music] this is what a boardslide looks like on vert let's see which skateboarding trick was the hardest to learn McTwist 540's it took me nearly ten years to figure out how to do in 901 of the tricks that I've only done a couple times in my life is a kickflip McTwist we just actually like my board does a kickflip and I catch it in the middle of McTwist and there are so many things happening all at once that it's almost like the planets have to align for it to work out perfectly years of struggle with that trick only to land to on video does anyone know how to set up a skateboard I have all the stuff just none of the tools or knowledge I do know how to set up a skateboard what you need is skateboard trucks wheels bearings and hardware okay so the first thing you do get a skateboard stripper grip tape you want to take the backing off get the sticky part down push the grip tape on from the center aisle so that you don't get too many air bubbles if you do get our bubbles take a box cutter or exacto and just slice them and put them down and no one will ever know that you didn't know what you're doing place the grip tape get it flat cut it around the edges don't cut too hard in another Sun you don't know what you're doing then you want to poke holes through the grip tape if you wear all the trucks go put the hardware through on top of the grip tape take your trucks so that the kingpins are facing in next you want to attach the wheels and I'm gonna give you my little handy tip for putting wheels on take two bearings you got the outer part of the bearing and the inner part of the bearing outer part is sealed put the inner part facing up two bearings like this take your wheel face down put on one bearing turn it over put on the other bearing put your spacer on and that's it and your wheels already good to go I give away my skateboard so much for auctions for charities and people I had", metadata={'source': 'UwdLlnPaRAU'}), Document(page_content="already good to go I give away my skateboard so much for auctions for charities and people I had to learn how to break in new skateboards constantly and now that's more what I'm used to every other pro swears by their trucks and how they turn and will hold on to them at any cost I give them away this is a technical question it says three flip is that the same as a tray flip and how can you do a varial flip but not a kickflip isn't very ill a shove it kickflip that is a loaded question okay a three flip is a nickname for a 360 flip also known as a tray flip so yes all of those are the same nomenclature a kickflip is when you actually just flip your board all around right a 360 flip is when the board does a full 360 rotation and a kickflip a very flip is half that so a varial flip is a 180 kickflip can you end up with more backwards how do you even kickflip a normal board how do you even stand on a skateboard without eating well those are two very different questions I'll take the second one first how do you stand on a skateboard without eating Center your weight and anticipate the motion that's gonna be the best way to be on a skateboard without actually falling off that if you just stand the skateboard stationary it tends to be a little too wobbly and there's not much leverage that you get from that tighten the trucks cuz you wanna be super wobbly use your back foot to push off and stand with your weight centers and make sure you're anticipating the motion let's see how do you even kickflip a normal board the idea of a kickflip is using your front foot to get the board flipping so while you're sliding your front foot to level out your board you actually slide it off of the edge of the board and that gets it flipping and the ideas you want it to be flipping while you're still going up so you catch with your feet and then you put it down it should be that easy but it's not I don't know why but recently I'm tempted to get a skateboard but I think I'd look ridiculous any advice on a starter board or rig midlifecrisis okay I'm gonna guess that you're somewhere between 30 and 50 a starter board it has sort of a distinct nose you know sort of a shovel nose in a wider tail some bigger wheels maybe something a little softer so you can cruise down the street as well as riding in the parks just start slow you know I don't think it's ever too late to start and it's a great way of exercise so good luck Tony Hawk how do you do and only a nollie is the basis of most skate tricks it's the way you lift the board up in the air using your feet I can show you how to ollie on flat and I can show you how to ollie on vert like this [Music] snap the tail and it was sliding from foot simultaneously to bring the tail up that's an ollie [Music] calling on veut is a totally different technique you're lifting up from a vertical plane so you're using friction way more and you're actually like floating and putting pressure on your board a lot more to keep it in the air because you're considerably higher than you are on the flat it says why can't you skateboard when you're 40 well I'm 49 the end okay this is a good one it says dude you're the best you have inspired me to skateboard please I have one question what was your first skateboarding trick the first thing I ever learned on ski bruh where I felt like I learned a trick was going up a curb I learned how to rock my board up a curb and then put my foot closer to the nose and actually lift my back wheels up to clear the curb and I think that's what sparks my interest in getting to the skatepark and learning tricks I still love doing it [Music] alright well that was skate support with wired and this is Tony Hawk thanks for watching", metadata={'source': 'UwdLlnPaRAU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmoknv58jjE | [Document(page_content="hey i'm bringing in groceries real quick but uh disclaimer real quick please watch the whole video try not to cringe too hard please do not try anything we tried we shouldn't have tried it but try not to comment mean stuff about how stupid we are and uh yeah enjoy well rose this is goodbye all my stuff's getting packed up right now guys all my shoes are gone all my stuff's off my dresser that big thingy my picture my stereo all my pillows are gone all i really have left is the bean bag and dom is here he's moving in when i move out yeah i'm moving in [Music] if you guys don't know dom he is from the meetup and i'm not moving gotcha i would never do that to you rose but i am getting new carpet today in my room and all this stuff's getting moved out we got to move my bed all the rest of my furniture all of my stuff is currently in my bathroom and my closet is it's so bad the entire bathroom is just completely full but you got to do what you got to do and then i'm probably never going to put this stuff back in my room i already know i'm going to be way too lazy to move all this stuff back in and we got new carpet in here they're definitely not going to know what difference why am i making a big deal about this it's softer okay it's like a centimeter longer than the other there's the old carpet here's the new carpet but dom drove here with two of his friends they both do flips they're amazing at flips they drove here in an rv they've been driving across the country the other two guys are brothers their name is jack and bailey should we go say hi let's go say hi oh my god that thing's huge feeder cold feet are cold feet are cold no what oh what's up jack she's naked don't film her either [\xa0__\xa0] clothes on dude this is a sweet rv maya master bedroom this is uh this is a flat screen tv we had guns in there um right here we got a pair of the newest gucci shoes that are out you're sick yes it's the rainbow that's for his brother right and then bailey sleeps up on the bunk bed whoa dude this is the legendary bag just like a table so you want to eat guys i want an rv now screw the lambo uh i installed a sub in here like two days ago no way your rib tattoo is almost as cool as mine oh he's got one too you're the only one jack oh this one's never going away i've had this before they've had their [Music] the table flips into a bed the couch flips into a bed and this is just sweet oh my god i didn't even say it what is going on guys today we're back and today hope you guys are all having a great day you guys already know we are back in kansas and i'm planning on staying here till christmas i want to make good vlog content for you guys throughout the holidays hi bro are we cooking up breakfast yeah bacon and eggs baby it's all about health that's why i have a red bull i wish we had the foam pit right now for these guys because they're insane they would be throwing triple backflips sadly we have like 50 foam blocks and those are covered in blood the carpet guys are here have fun i hate moving that bean bag oh my god you made it look effortless maybe i'm just push well i was going to take a shower but half of it's gone we got even more stuff in here looks like i'm going upstairs to my mom's but wait we have the same thing going on like yeah his is red mine's brown mine actually started out red and then it turned brown when i was like at the age of six dude the carpet guys are listening to some good jams this is from friends wondering what clothes to wear and they're almost done and since this isn't a mole like i'm about to put on some makeup i don't even care i'm about to own it i'm sneaking up into tristan's room i'm guessing it's just this one with this one hey guys it's tristan and welcome back to my youtube channel now we are sexy and we can carry on with the rest of the day better put this back so i don't get screamed at until tomorrow when tristan watches this luna you haven't been in the", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="so i don't get screamed at until tomorrow when tristan watches this luna you haven't been in the vlog come here come here come here what are you doing yeah good girl so we have big plans for today i hope you don't die about a fly over the car but right now we will get an early morning warm-up trampoline session for the day i wear my shoes yeah yeah no well actually no take them off i'm kidding i was kidding [Music] my [Music] so yeah we got this idea it was his idea not mine for bailey to actually flip over my ra like straight on he's done it from the side like right over here before and he's made it over a corvette he's super good he tells me not to worry but i don't want to kill a guy in my car today it's a big fat maybe right now like like the height comparison it probably goes up to my nipple so he's gonna have to go up like four feet this car is actually taller than my sister so it's gonna be a challenge for her to try to leap above the height that she grew from the earth we'll see he calls his brother his sister by the way fuel up so i can flip over this 8r bruh i hope you know what you're capable of we are going to eat our freddy's frozen cheeseburger luna not you not you and then we are going to the road by my grandma's house you guys know the road we will have an easy straight road perfect shot at this and no trips to the hospital today i don't think this guy knows that we're about to flip over a car well he is but still tristan's pulling up with the other two and uh i don't know if i want to drive like i'm obviously the most experienced driver it is my car dom might be driving i might be driving we'll do a ton of practice runs don't worry guys i think we're good i'm hyped for you i want to know how this is going to be an exhilarating event in this brisk cold weather she doesn't know either by the way this little one might yeah she might look at her she's happy she's like he's gonna do it you're about to head out you going somewhere just to get the mail yeah how are you good that good yeah love you love you too bailey nice to meet you young oh thank you thank you hello guess who's about to be flipping over my car i don't know it's not me it's my sister my sister's not going to flip over fly today he's got the red bull he's going to be doing a round off you know what a round off is yeah yeah he's going to do that like that's his normal standing backfield height oh there he is my buddy here is about to flip over my car yeah good good good you've been to south carolina no yeah not much to do today never been to kansas yeah we have two it's really ironic that we are doing this right by a cemetery they're actually there's people digging right now like this is actually not okay okay so we're gonna have to be careful nearest hospital about an hour we're gonna get the practice runs going let's tell your prayer real quick he's got it a marker where i should take off every time um i think well that actually was high yeah that was pretty high i've been trying bro ah i'm telling you i think you got it i'm like i'm not even scared for you we'll do more practice runs the guy in the truck's like i want to watch this he knows what we're doing good thing the graveyard's closed because then we don't have to take them very far this is going to be my takeoff marker i hope this wasn't meant to be over there yeah it probably was right here practice number two let's get it all right so uh this is sharks angle we're just checking out it looks like my sister i think i've said that oh yeah i don't think she would have made that one she better make the actual one let's uh let's do more practice more practice practice makes perfect he's done double back flips on concrete guys i think we're ready you wanna do one more just go for it yeah we're gonna go for it right now go for it all right we have 911 on call right now what was that three practice runs yeah three practice rounds and every time was", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="on call right now what was that three practice runs yeah three practice rounds and every time was perfect [Music] my god trust me my head didn't hit me no you are no you're good oh my gosh oh my gosh it's just my legs sore but it's not like nothing dude it's broken right now we're good lay down look at your leg that did not work [Music] oh we're good you're good good good okay you're completely fine again yeah oh no i'm done but thank you like which one hit it dude they're good you're good slide them back look at your [\xa0__\xa0] my feet are busy already as you might have guessed we're not trying that again i'm telling you i landed like best case scenario rolled out yeah you're right that was awesome i looked back in the uh the mirror and i saw you roll i was like thank god he's like wait till my mom's done my mom is literally going to cry oh my gosh dude my angle holy did like a double dude he's just laughing and we're watching this back oh i hope you know you just did basically a double layout on congress did it double lane people tell me to do it i just did it i was going straight on with him and i went off to the side because i was like nope don't call my mom back my mom just called i have to call her back no don't tell her anything follow her back but don't tell me what happened holy crap that's exactly what i said was going to happen i'm scared bro you good that's fine dude you're good it's a little bruised ain't nothing bad he's walking he's standing up he's fine maguire send me more pants oh rip just got him ripped dude i don't even want to upload this video i don't want to edit it i don't want to watch it i just want to crawl up in a ball and be like wow this is the thing though the fact that he's okay is why you can do that because if he was yeah no no no if he was hurt at all this clip would be deleted but he wants it up it should be everybody go follow bailey on instagram right now bagels underscore pain i'll put it up on the screen he says he's fine hopefully it's not just the adrenaline we're gonna go home make sure he's completely 100 fine so you do want this on my youtube channel yes this is me signing you over to the youtube rights of this clip of me dying hey maybe ari will sponsor me maybe you'll get your own all right how do you say this and be like yeah dude that was awesome grandma and grandpa weren't too freaked out right grandpa was laughing at the storm you're gonna flip am i gonna flip after i saw that yeah but not with the car moving about that life and that is what a real car front flip looks like successful game brother that one's not going as viral though okay we're driving home i guess i'll drive i don't want to drive right now guys all right so this is what should have happened that's what should've happened guys but instead bro if you were not okay i wouldn't be able to live with myself i hope you know that dude always be good see ya pray for my mental health after that hey you called yeah making sure everybody's still alive yeah we're all alive and well did you do it yeah it did something happen it's awesome mom yeah you're gonna enjoy it oh you're gonna love it we'll be back at the house and you having fun at disney world yep i just had a guy flip over my car kinda kinda nice yeah it was something he flew like an airplane mom you wanna see and roll double isn't that awesome double and yeah and we're alive isn't that awesome bro his shoes just flew off flew off if your head would have caught right there you would 100 this is why i'm happy i was growing up on trampoline because my body awareness when i'm in the air is unreal so i spotted the ground you spotted the ground you see like oh yeah there's the ground hey there's the ground okay now i need to tuck my head and land flat on my back on the road okay so i will say this the thing that i had to get used to with him is realizing that it's a sport that you guys do over and over and over again i'm", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'}), Document(page_content="used to with him is realizing that it's a sport that you guys do over and over and over again i'm so scared people are gonna watch this video and be like tanner can killed him in his car he's stupid and every one of you is talking about that that's what i that's why i'm saying this the thing that it took me months and years to grasp is that you guys do this for a living and you understand yourself and you need to explain that in the video it's a blast oh yeah i'll sit down to an interview i'm down but that doesn't make me any less scared as a parent it's just like so that was ridiculous but on the bright side my room has new carpet i guess so bailey is icing his ankle we'll get him the massager soon and jack here wants to uh she's gonna try to flip off the top of the scaffolds into her uh little pond called a pool he wants to jump off the top floor of the scaffolding into the freezing cold pool he's not even getting paid oh my god [Applause] i don't like heights i mean i'm five eight and i'm already scared looking at the ground and we are out with the old microphone and in with this brand new one it is the new pro so hopefully it sounds good i'm gonna go help get some groceries but we are gonna go ahead and in this video here and hope you guys enjoyed it thank you so much for watching if anything he's a beast for trying it so leave a like on this video guys but yeah thank you guys so much for watching this video and don't forget to like share the video if you enjoyed subscribing and i'll see you guys next time [Music] [\xa0__\xa0] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'cmoknv58jjE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxMvzK2OQTw | [Document(page_content="[Music] in the early part of the 21st century Donald Trump had just been elected president of the United States the American Empire was in decline after decades of global supremacy the people had become lazy and stupid this country then who is going to be cleaning up the country seemed to be hanging by a thread but then a small card game company from Chicago Illinois known as cards against humanity' launched a bold campaign to save America these scrappy comedy writers would come to be hailed as saviors by the American people they stopped Trump's border wall solved the problem of fake news and ended the creeping scourge of homework the struggle was real things just kept getting worse and then it happened cards against humanity' announced this crazy holiday marketing campaign and it only cost 15 on the first day of the campaign cards against humanity' purchased acres of land on the us-mexico border and didn't build a wall on it they retained a law firm to fight the United States government and prevent them from ever building the wall everyone who signed up for the promotion was given a small portion of the land that way together they owned it the government would have to take them to court and fight in order to put up the law this was just day one of the campaign there were still five more days five more days of incredible surprises all for just $15 so how did the promotion work it was simple people used the internet a popular technology at the time and typed in ww2 ARDS against humanity saves america.com to sign up what would follow was an incredible barrage of gifts and surprises that captured the heart of the nation [Music]", metadata={'source': 'cxMvzK2OQTw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1cA-Wh3Tc0 | [Document(page_content="all right I'm done oh yeah okay I'm gonna do that right away look how big that guy is ah what's going on guys I am Matthias welcome to ten pointless tech gadgets that may waste your money today I'm joined by Connor he picked out 10 tech items that I'm gonna let you know whether they're tasteful or wasteful guys links down in the description if you do want some of these products if you do want them click the links and it helps out the channel crystal blue powers of 2 BCD and direct binary clock oh my gosh this is like this is like if you're a programmer and you're like the most hips or of all programmers and you're just like I will only tell time with binary code and just takes you like 5 minutes I don't see how it's binary though you see what I'm saying wouldn't binary be either 1 or 2 why is there a lines of for the lights display hour minute and second in binary code okay it's just a format right so this right here like if we click this and says calculate the values of the lit LEDs to derive the time oh yeah it's super fantastic I'll do that right away at the cart crystal blue classic bread we have the crystal blue all right see 10 hours 48 minutes 36 seconds okay so 10 hours how is that 10 hours so this is 1 and a 0 I see I see I can I get you I get you yeah ok so ok so hours and minutes so basically when I turn this on I should technically be able to accurately read the time as a binary nerd okay so this time right now is what it's 1 is that yeah it's 102 and 14 boom what the now we're adding its 102 so now it is do I add these two together so that's one so this 2 plus 3 so it's 5 five oh two right sure guys let me know down the comment you think this product is tasteful or wasteful I must say for me it's wasteful but for you know a binary snob if you guys decide a live Core cardia mobile ECG for Apple and Android devices fda-cleared clinical-grade mobile EKG monitor so what you put your fingers on it and it monitors your pulse all right doesn't your doesn't like your phone already do that I think it's no your Apple watch can do it too but I know a lot of phones can do it too like basically since the flash is so close nearly yeah it'll pick it up so you put your your finger over the lens and the flash at the same time and the flash will shine light and basically when your finger becomes more opaque that's your blood pulsing through what we should do it's a test it's like to see which one's more accurate all right okay so see now we have one that's completely app based see exactly literally exactly what I said you put your finger against the device so I mean this works I don't know how accurate comparatively speaking let's say that does so I mean this one's supposed to be like seriously seriously accurate and card supposed to connect it to your phone and put both of your fingers on it such as this okay so here are the results right so I'm gonna try and figure this out with you it looks like it says normal sinus rhythm unclassified um that was my rhythm that I did normal sinus rhythm okay weird it's say on that we just did 15 well yeah I mean that raises and lowers depending on the situation you know when I'm near you've Connor I'm super calm and relaxed you know dude you just put me at ease man dude hit me in the back do it do it do it do it stop stop your heart is exploding okay take it so I mean if it is able to get results it's hard to tell you know it's hard to tell if this is accurate or not because I mean I'm right next to the phone and it says no signal bad signal it's cutting in and out like I wouldn't recommend this honestly it seemed like I got a better signal from from the app that was free yeah so I said wait equalizer sound activated light up black plastic x plus y like why do they have to see plastic why couldn't they just say black tie maybe because people were getting shook that it was plastic when they bought it know what this plastic do you know anyone that", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="shook that it was plastic when they bought it know what this plastic do you know anyone that would be like heck yeah dude I'm gonna wear a light-up tie to work who's gonna wear that to a rave no raise that high by Studio sorry Add to Cart jeez that is heavy and what this literally is plastic it's literally just hard plastic Marv being hard plastic yeah I don't even know if this would look like a tie you know I'm saying let's try boom alright so cast oh it's actually working you can kind of see it but yeah let's turn the lights up you can kind of see the light on me you look so dead inside deep hey whoa how's it going guys play some music this feels like a real darkness situation it's so dim I'll keep the tie on for now but I have to say this is a wisdom ESCA light UV flashlight blacklight 51 LEDs wow that's a lot ultraviolet ultraviolet isn't that bad for you maybe that just means not visible to you and I oh I'm thinking of no yea UV blocks out harmful UV rays oh no I don't want to dude I don't want to add the cards oh my gosh look at that weird glow it's like a little glow of a lightsaber but let's find out if there are any creepy stains I don't really see much of anything we have a pretty clean office around here well yeah you do and what we were seeing was more just like reflection yeah I don't know what that stuff is it's like some type of like glitter reflection from probably like previous items or something yeah it could be because it looks like this I'm like glitter reflection all of them but to go to the bathroom no going on you can't handle that dude I would never ever be able to go to a hotel again I'm just I'd be much happier ignorant I seriously would I can't okay oh sit down I surprise for you oh you know what shine the light on the desk are you doing dude don't it this better not be biohazard material right now that you're messing with I will you'll and I'll and I'll end you that's crazy look at that isn't that weird oh it's whoa wow that's incredible look at that you these are so real big those are big scorpion oh they stink assume yeah I'm done oh yeah okay I'm gonna do that right away look how big that guy is mm-hmm now my heart is racing dude now get me a heart to measure I think that item is tasteful just be careful with that little scorpion there tasting too before the next product we're gonna do a little Twitter shout out today's Twitter shout-out is Bridget and Bridget ass hashtag hashtag ass Matt have you ever visited Alaska or ever want to know and I don't want to know actually I'm just kidding you really you guys is gonna be like fire like out the gate like that no I do want to go to Alaska I actually want to take a cruise up to Alaska let's not guys if you want your own Twitter shout-out make sure you follow me at Mathias I am and also give me a question using that hashtag next product M bright glow fob precision glow-in-the-dark key chain it's a glow fob hey man don't ever ask about my glow father the idea of this is that that's it it just glows in the dark so you can find your keys in the dark so maybe if you work graveyard shifts or if you like you go early in the morning to go play hockey or something like that it's always dark when you leave you know so I mean this could be very useful for a situation like that me I try to avoid being awake when it's dark just because it's a darkness situation and I avoid that entirely M bright is the brightest glow in the dark material physically achievable that's kind of interesting let's add the car all right oh it's tiny I thought it was way bigger than that all right so it doesn't look like this is glowing at all lights are just barely UV UV rays that might turn it yeah we should keep this yo do this and this is gonna be perfect for any time we have a glow-in-the-dark product check this out dude ready set dude look how bright that is that's intense I say it's pretty cool and I like the titanium so I say I", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="look how bright that is that's intense I say it's pretty cool and I like the titanium so I say I say wait they're tasteful Oh [Music] million-mile light battery three safety light that's powered by motion and throw something 30 lumens not super bright that being said this is like twenty four hundred lumens this light right here ipx4 rated weather and splash splash proof environmentally friendly so this is supposedly supposed to be able to do a mile a million miles a million miles so what does it mean for a million powerful go a million miles you can go a million miles and it'll still light it's not that the light can go a million miles cuz I was like how would you even the world isn't even would that work yeah that being said does light curve with the earth gravity has no effect on light I'm tripping a black hole can curve light though yeah which means light has mattes well light does have light does I'm trippin hold on it would seem that photons would be matter whereas waves wouldn't it turns out that both theories light isn't matter if photon is not matter because it has no mass but black holes can curve light they can they can absorb everything it's the absence of matter guys kind of look down on the comments below oh no down accounts below work it out figure it out figure it out Add to Cart are you ready yeah okay fine there Oh [Music] battery free safety light for runners it's powered by motion and engineered to never give up but that's not ever gonna like light up it's not ever gonna like mom maybe it does but not like really bright cuz like the amount of motion that you have it may be enough to like barely make that visible you know I mean I mean it's still it still has even if that's the case it still got a variety of other uses you know I mean like say you take this when you get lost you don't have power but you get lost you know you could just be like signaling up above if if the lights intense enough yes you might get a little tired it's still you know it's still pretty cool you know it still has a lot of practical uses besides just running so for that I'm gonna say it's tasteful yeah definitely very useful I think that's really I think that's really cool logitech washable keyboard k310 for Windows PCs ooh washable keyboard this is like perfect for you Connor I'm gonna just spill all of your keywords you guys bad all over them easy to clean and dry it with hand wash safe design suite ultra durable built to take washing and pounding alright let's test the dude Add to Cart Wow alright let's let's watch this keyboard dude let's clean it off wash it very mechanical yeah not great but obviously the purpose is to washes cool yeah let's let's dismiss it up with a dude alright so this does say in the instructions that you have to wait 24 hours before using it no yeah after you get a wet after you get away but what an accident you do that well my keyboard phone pull party dude both ends I'm gonna do is dry it a little bit just a little bit here actually I'm wearing sorry I don't want to get on the car no you're fine plug it in and test it out yeah plug it in so here's the thing we want to make sure this thing was shut I'm gonna plug this into the computer I'm nervous to understand sweet it's detected it it detected it now let's see you told me two times one time so yeah I say this is I see this is a tasteful Hexbug BattleBots arena to push activated pulverizing hammers oh I see on the side that's kind of cool there's like activated hammers there oh so if you push the other guy you can press the hammer oh yeah so Brian and I had tried them out before really yeah we've tried him out on this channel and I'm pretty sure I was like something or at least either I thought it or I said it something like I wish there was an arena so that you know it was more fun you actually seen a real battle box oh they're they're incredible it's like legit chainsaws in like oh yeah it's so cool", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'}), Document(page_content="battle box oh they're they're incredible it's like legit chainsaws in like oh yeah it's so cool crazy I know but I would never do it just because I'm like once I built this thing and then just gets destroyed yeah you know like that's life man everything everything gets destroyed eventually just like every time cars mom shaves back it grows back dude so three and a half stars not bad not bad Connor do you think you're able to defeat me in a one-on-one b1 battle bot over lunch if I win okay but I brought my lunch today okay Add to Cart boom look at those sweet bad boys I think we haven't we tried those exact ones before so this one's the slicer this one's the Dicer I'm taking this guy okay that's fine you can have the purple one for Tina do you go and push you into a corner oh yeah yeah best out of three sure okay so I'll start over here then yeah you start over there I'll start over there for this ready three two one go [Music] wait wait wait go right - stall out where's my stall that's right wait back up back up yeah Rhea Rhea taxes oh crap I got a I got a rear-end you good dude I can't believe you actually flipped me three two one go what are you off the bumper wait wait come on bro here we go yes [Music] [Music] [Laughter] on steak good game good game so what do you think dude yeah that's fun for sure [Music] universal law enforcement reverse peephole viewer reverse people wait some type of Purdue hey Matt can I have it when you're done view real-time activity behind the door that has a peephole oh that's so creepy that this tech exists that's so creepy provides a clear discrete view into the room through a doors peephole effective on all major brands like I feel like this kind of thing shouldn't be accessible to the public maybe I'm just being crazy goodbye works better than I expected exactly as advertised crystal clear viewing perfect for any investigator Add to Cart dude let's be a perv you can carry in your pocket no will no you're a pervert a pervert oh my gosh dude this is like intense zoom check this out nothing happened dude let's get a fake door up in here and let's see if it works okay so here's the challenge all right you're right here okay you're on this side okay alright now this should allow you to see me okay yes because it's a normal people facing this way so look through it tell me how many fingers I'm holding up one you give me a thumbs up yeah I did now if I looking through here literally it's nothing I can't see anything well you're putting your head there anyways I don't even see the light honestly so let's see if this does anything right I'm gonna try it and did you block it no not at all I rejoice it's not working there's it the door I was looking through and still doesn't work thank you dearly what'd you say I don't know that it really works it's so so narrow so even even this room doesn't even work that great which is I'm kind of happy about yeah I mean I'm glad that it doesn't work great so I'm gonna I'm gonna give it a wasteful but I'm sad that it still works a little see that video right there those cups are edible cups that you can actually drink out of eat out of and then eat it's crazy you got to find out for yourself how good they taste high five", metadata={'source': 'k1cA-Wh3Tc0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXcoq5XDwyA | [Document(page_content="are we going we're on we've been on Oh might work watch all of this quality content has been filled oh my and we get we can have it for the future generations to see oh my gosh when I see I brought my replacement here today this is my good pal that I've known for like two hours Matt Matt how you doing I'm doing great no we're gonna do a video game play right now and like what would you think what do you we're going to play a video game right now you know I've got here's the thing I got some quarters we're to go down to the laundromat because there's a video console in there it's called Donkey Kong oh it's really neat it's really cool it sounds super cool now what would you think what does the video game you think I've selected for us to play today I would assume it's cuphead it relates to animation and we literally just exactly Matt Matt Ben you're exactly right tell him what he's won he's won oh let's just play the video again here we go time to play the game if you look on his channel we did an amazing job of playing cuphead and the thing is I'm I did do an amazing job I'm fantastic at it I'm fantastic button has to be here on my channel it's it really exactly right so and also I paid him $10,000 yes here we are here's the game okay okay now I'm gonna be the blue guy I am mug man ah here's the challenge for you besides getting beside besides you to do this horrible interview okay we're gonna play cuphead yeah and I'm gonna interview if I can if I can focus on game and interviewing okay because I think my audience wants to know about you like they probably already know but I want to ask you a few questions okay great now first of all where we going come on out is that question number one where we going cuz I was gonna ask you where cause it was like where am I going do I go this way no see right there I don't know what I'm doing so on our channel we did the first three bosses so I think it's I think you're graduated and we got through I got through the three boss that did you bridge when you save me a lot though hildenburg that sounds like Steve Hillenburg creator of Sponge Bob plug Nickelodeon okay right threatening Zeppelin I'm gonna knock you up to regular Oh pass simple yeah okay Wow all right dude I come upon simple boat she does her final form and I think you'll get a kick out of her final oh if I can make it to the final form I gotta say we'll try yeah I believe it at this point you've beaten three bosses on simple but you helped me though but I have what we have here to but we have granola bars right by the power of granola oh we're in plains does this work the same way we just fire firing things see this reminds me of Galaga from the 1980s when I went to the laundromat and played down there see so this one how many quarters does this take I hate him I hate him that guy is the Iron Man three of this game I hate him so much I hate I hate Iron Man 3 I love Iron Man how do I save you oh I'm sorry so I wait I'm the last one in the game I'm actually saving you oh I got hit by a word don't worry so now you know how the how it works five million by so many words in my life I've never been killed like that though hey so wait so okay but but words leave psychological scars that can never heal says Timmy's dad hey you so man I got a couple questions for you okay okay okay uh what made you want to go on YouTube in the first place you have ten seconds oh so honestly I started on YouTube as a means of showing Wow now what I what I what I've learned about you is that you are not only just an amazing youtuber you are an amazing researcher and technical analyst of usually e-learning yep which is really cool and I think that's awesome and I think I need to learn more of those things cuz it's evolved on YouTube you have to know how to little some things like that people think it's just a lot of fun to make videos but to survive and make it like a business it's like oh we can teach me", metadata={'source': 'hXcoq5XDwyA'}), Document(page_content="a lot of fun to make videos but to survive and make it like a business it's like oh we can teach me how to survive this level number one you're doing are you saving me but you're saving me here we go hey I have another question for you who's your favorite character in Fairly OddParents tell your Penta oh my gosh timmy turner is there a reason why see what happened we're talking yeah we got pretty far reason why I would say is because because he has such a great sense of imagination flow and and a childlike wonder like um like see the world through his eyes I don't know like I love how Rio so I would say I mean obviously he's left the main characters by he's also like such a genuine soul and like special and like he always means well whether or not that necessarily goes well right right but like so I think all of that and another matpat question so what was your first big video that like took off your knees we're getting something oh my god help me I guess what you analyze sonic basically I did how fast the tonic be in real life yeah so right and so I analyzed I wish I was I'm gonna hold my man is lesser than at playing the game yeah I forget what makes me go exactly I know is there an asteroid there we play pac-man I will I will smoke you impact them will you yes I swear to I will smoke you impact I died how do I go oh wait there's things on the ground like this is like like things nique up on you you don't see you know I'm saying it certainly is it certainly now what did you just do that oh that was a special California doing ok it was a while ago thank you so many times a day today he's got some I think he's got some good stuff in there he's making his own dreams I probably get out of the way probably the same boots and boots get out of the way I'm just excited about the granola bars that's what's distracting hey what's the iMac I'm not jumping far enough ahead that's my way in life I meant not the game in life in the game really your game how are you getting past it welcome to one pays bills one plays video games welcome welcome g1 is a mortgage all right here we go Matt that's doing good for himself your mom and I are so proud yeah I didn't know your mom but I'm winning and learning yeah and come back to life thank you very much lovely and has seen the other side some mug names in the middie Flatliners that's what's happening around he's he's learning how to die coming back yeah exactly he's the Deadpool of the game why would we both died alright guys thanks so much for watching my special guest matpat go definitely check out all 19 of his channels I'm sure he needs your help whatever he's doing is gonna be great and thank you guys for tuning in leave comments in the comment section don't forget to subscribe because you know we have subscribers so let's get some more be a lot of fun and we'll see you guys next time bye bye oh by the way art gives you power use it wisely that's not even catchphrase oh I like that like that yeah I don't know who art is but he gives you power to use it wisely I know I need to meet this art guy in power hey heart fans subscribe here to keep up with me Danny Timmy Dudley bunsen and the noob network my new app full of cartoon shows and games downloaded here click over here to watch my most recent video and here to start a playlist related to this video whoa check out that awesome fare to be featured here use hashtag heart fan art and tag me I'm on every social media platform known to man cartoon butch out cancelled Rob", metadata={'source': 'hXcoq5XDwyA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYOdWRo0JY | [Document(page_content='Earlier this week, I saw\nthis video on YouTube it came up in my recommended\nsection of this guy taking his iPhone to Walmart and\nthere\'s this machine there that will buy your phone in\nany condition, you just have to answer a few questions,\nand it looked like this: - [Machine] Tap the type of device. Your device. So it got me thinking, how much would they give me for an iPhone X? Here\'s the plan right now,\nso we\'re going to pick up this iPhone hopefully we actually get it and it\'s not a scam, I\nmean less than retail after just 10 days, it\ndoesn\'t make total sense. Once we get the phone we\'re\ngonna drive all the way to Compton where there\'s\na special Walmart there, I kid you not, they have\nthe eco-ATM machines. Hopefully we\'ll get some\nmoney for this iPhone X. Maybe $900, maybe more? Dude, the people on Craigslist,\nthey all wanted like $1,300, $1,500 for the phone,\nlike the fact that I could be maybe be getting this phone\nfor $900, it\'s a steal. Is the bank open yet? - [Rob] We\'re caged in. Is this some GTA stuff\nwe gotta pull here man? (mimicking car sounds) Gotta get this guy some money. We got the funds. Let\'s hope this guy\'s\nlegit, it would really suck to drive all the way out\nhere just to have to go right back home, and\nit\'s such a good deal, like my mom always said, "If\nit\'s too good to be true, "it\'s probably too good to be true." I\'m proving that one wrong today. Mariachi band dude. Better pop a U-ey. iPhone X for a song, sounds good with me. (mariachi music) So we\'re like two minutes\naway right now, I\'m excited. Doing this at a 7/11, that\'s a first. Alright I\'m meeting the guy\nhere, he says which car, \'I\'m in orange, ya can\'t miss me.\' That\'s probably the truest\nstatement of this entire video. If I have to go walk\nin someone\'s car, Rob, you gotta get out with me dude. Got cash, my SIM card,\nSIM tool, phone, let\'s go. No, no, I\'m, no, this is\nsketchy, this is sketchy. "I\'ll be in a black BMW,\nwon\'t have my phone. "I\'ll park right outside." Dawg, why won\'t you have your phone? Scared. (organ chimes) Yo, we got that heat, we got\nthe heat, it was all legit. $900, That was the best\n$900 I\'ve ever spent. The phone\'s like 10 days\nold, let\'s go to Compton. (rapping lyrics) ("Be Humble" by Kendrick Lamar) We got a drive ahead of us. (hip hop music) Do you guys know your windshield, do you guys know the back\nwindshield is cracked? We got the windshield wipers still goin\'. They\'re filming us.\n(laughs) What\'s good, subscribe,\nturn notifications on! (laughing) What\'s good, hey! So we\'re about 15 minutes\naway from the place, we\'ve made some friends on the\nhighway, a bunch of you guys have been taking pictures of\nus, I\'m hoping the machine is open when we get there,\nthat would really suck if it\'s out of order, but\nwe\'re almost in Compton. - [Rob] It was never about the phone. Dude it was never about\nthe phone, you know this. It\'s just about the dance moves dude. We finally made it to Walmart,\nI got my iPhone X right here, the machine\'s apparently inside,\nlet\'s go sell this thing. I didn\'t do it, I\'ve never been able to click my heels, one day. So we\'re inside Walmart right now, and here is the legendary machine. Eco-ATM, instant cash for\nPhones, that\'s what I\'m about. So before we try this out with\nthe real iPhone X right here, I got a fake iPhone X, I\'m\nnot gonna go through with it, but I wanna see if the machine can recognize that this is a fake. Let\'s check this out. Alright, touch to begin, sell\nyour device, safety first. Okay, I need a photo ID, they\'re\ngoing the whole nine here. They\'re asking for my finger\nprint, my driver\'s license, Hi there.\n- [Eco] Hi there. I\'m Eco. - [Keaton] Hi Eco.\n- [Eco] Here are a few things to check before we start. - [Keaton] Okay. - [Eco] First, turn on your device and make sure you keep it unlocked. This is the fake iPhone\nX, like those settings are not on the iPhone by fault. Alright, I\'m all set.', metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'}), Document(page_content="X, like those settings are not on the iPhone by fault. Alright, I'm all set.\n- [Eco] Just tap when ready. Okay, I'm ready. - [Eco] Please tap the type\nof device you'd like to sell. - [Keaton] Apple iPhone. - [Eco] Tap the carrier\nthat your device was with. Unlocked, we're gonna say it's an unlocked phone.\n- [Eco] Please tell me- I would say it's pretty good, you know what, this thing's flawless. This thing is brand new, it's flawless. You'll see this video on\nFriday, the real vs. fake. - [Eco] Tap the cable type\nthat connects to your device. - [Keaton] Lightning.\n- [Eco] Now let's get your device ready for your ecoAppraisal, - [Keaton] Peeled of stickers, we're good. - [Eco] by removing any cases or stickers. I'm printing out a label\nthat will help me keep track of your device.\n- [Keaton] What? - [Eco] Please place it on\nthe back of your device. Yo, you put this label on the back of your phone so it can track it. There we go, nice snug fit. Ayyy, like a glove. - [Eco] Tell me about your\ndevice so I know what to do next. - [Keaton] It works! - [Eco] Next, I'll connect\nyour device to evaluate its electronics and condition. I wanna see how much it says\nthis fake phone is worth. - [Eco] I'm opening my drawer, where I'll do\nOh my God, look! Look at this!\n- [Eco] your full appraisal. What? - [Eco] Now, unlock your screen. It says it's charging. Oh my God, alright, whoa, that was, - [Eco] Hang on.\nEasy does it girl. Easy does it, girl, I'm\njust gonna, alright. Why is this harder than I feel? Okay, perfect, perfect.\n- [Eco] Great work. This is a pretty easy process\nso far, too bad we gotta do this a second time, this is the fake one. - [Eco] And we're off. I wanna see what it says\nabout this fake phone. This thing's running Android,\nand if we wanna cop out, 'Return my Device,' we\ncan hit the bail switch. Who owns this machine, I wanna know. Rob, how much do you think\nit's gonna give us, like $500? - [Rob] Maybe it'll give you $1000? Yeah, $200, that's what I'm thinking, they're saying $200, I'm saying (laughs). Look at this, it's saying Galaxy\nS7, not even the iPhone X. Alright, I put a fake one in there first. - [Eco] Are you sure you want to quit? Yes. - [Eco] Don't forget to grab your device. It says it's a Galaxy S7. I guess that's what the clone is saying. (buzzer) So on the fake iPhone X,\nit actually thinks it's a Galaxy S7 Edge, that's interesting. Now, we got the real iPhone X right here. We're gonna fire this thing up, we're actually gonna sell this one. I'm scared, please give me a good deal. If I turn it on, it looks\nlike it's an Apple iPhone X and the control center works on this one, on the fake one it doesn't work, make sure you check out\nthe video on Friday. Sell, you can even do an\nestimate, that's cool. The guy who sold it to\nme said it was unlocked. But I think it's Verizon. Alright, I'm gonna say it's unlocked. I'm gonna say it's flawless,\nthis thing's brand freakin new. - [Eco] Tap the cable type\nthat connects to your device. I'm printing out a label.\nGot another label, ayyy! This is the last and only\nthing that's gonna be on this phone, no case,\nit never even was dropped, didn't even see a life. I'm gonna miss you, iPhone\nX, brand new iPhone X. Goodbye sweet child. Whoa whoa whoa, check\nthis out, check this out. It says, 'Trust this computer?' I'm gonna say 'Don't trust'\nthis computer, that's whack, is it tryin' to get your data, maybe. I need to hit 'Trust this computer,' Alright, let's pull this out. Bam, now we gotta trust\nit or it won't sell. Nice Job, love compliments, wooo! Goodbye iPhone X. - [Eco] You can still get your device back It was nice seeing you.\n- [Eco] if you change your mind later.\nI'm not changing my mind later, don't\neven give me that option. Whoa, did you see how fast it's going? - [Eco] 1/3 of Android phone users don't use a lockscreen passcode. - [Keaton] No, I don't\nwant your bonus questions, unless you're gonna give me", metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'}), Document(page_content='want your bonus questions, unless you\'re gonna give me\nmore money for the questions, I don\'t want them. I like\'em, I like the\nquestions now, that\'s good. If you\'d asked me, "Have\nyou ever done that before?" I\'d answer honestly ... no. This machine is so loud. Hey, what\'s good man. - [Man] Hey, can I get a picture? Yeah man, what\'s up. I\'m selling the iPhone X right now. There you go guys, you\'re everywhere, Techsmartt Army is everywhere man. What\'s your name?\nAnthony. Nice to meet you Anthony, I\'ll see you. I\'m hoping for $400, vote\nup in the icard right now how much you think I\'m gonna\nget, $100, $200, $300, or $400. I\'m hoping $400. - [Eco] I can\'t offer\nyou cash for your device, but if you want I\'m still happy to recycle it for you responsibly. - [Keaton] Okay so, it\ndoesn\'t think it\'s a Galaxy, wait, what? Does it think it\'s an Alcatel\nOne Touch, wait, really? It\'s just telling me to\nrecycle my phone now, they\'re not even willing to give me cash. So like, what do we do, do I recycle it, and be a good person or\ndo I take that thing back, take that thing right on home. I\'m gonna hit \'Return my Device.\' - [Eco] Are you sure you want to quit? No I\'m not. I\'m gonna hit \'Recycle it.\' I just hit recycle it.\n- [Eco] Awesome, everybody wins when you\ndecide to help the planet and keep your devices out of a landfill. Everybody wins there guys. - [Eco] Now I check your photo\nID to make sure you\'re 18 or older and to verify\n(laughs) You need my ID? Oh wait, I can still say change my mind. It needs my ID, to make a donation. You shouldn\'t need an ID to recycle, guys. I\'m gonna give it my ID.\nlike, yes I\'m gonna give it my information, right\nhere, we got the ID son. - [Eco] Thank you, I\'m\nchecking your ID now. This won\'t take long. To finish your identity check, Now it wants a photo.\n(camera clicks) - [Eco] Looking good.\nThere we go, that was sexy. - [Eco] Now we just need\nto finalize a few things, and you\'ll be all set. - [Keaton] Can I still pull\nmy phone back from here? I\'m guessing that I can\'t. There we go, of course we can. - [Eco] Review the eco-ATM terms and conditions, and privacy policy. If you have any more devices\nto sell, we can do that now. We can pull it back, we can pull it back. Do we pull it back? We\'re too deep, we\'re too deep, no thanks. - [Eco] This is your last chance. It even wants me to\npull the iPhone X back. I\'m just upset we didn\'t get any money. There we go, How likely am I to recommend this service? Extremely likely, it was delightful. It\'s restarting, it can\'t\nhandle the iPhone X. Nice to meet you Matthew. Alright, there we go, I\njust recycled my iPhone X at a Walmart.\n- [Rob] How do you feel? Awful, oh wait, wait. Yo, yo, yo, there\'s a\nsecret slot, accessory bin. But you don\'t get any money for it. I shoulda just put the iPhone\nX in there at the start. Not gonna lie, I\'m pretty\nupset that the machine didn\'t give us anything for our iPhone X, my guess is it\'s cause the phone is so new it just hasn\'t been\nupdated in the machine. Let me know in the comments if you guys are more shocked than I am. Make sure you get subscribed\nwith notifications on so you guys don\'t miss\nanother video and follow us on our Instagram story because\nit\'s poppin\' over there, you\'ll see the whole behind the scenes. I\'ll see you guys in the next Walmart. Peace.', metadata={'source': 'ItYOdWRo0JY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAkEd8r7Nnw | [Document(page_content='Hello, I\'m Gav. I\'m Dan. We\'re the slow-mo guys. I\'m cringing slightly because Dan has a Katana sword at my throat level. I actually use this to shave. Even just joking about that makes me cringe,\nCome on. because I know how\nimmensely sharp that is. You can see it. You can see the point just\ndisappear into nothingness. Yeah. We\'re gonna slice up some water bottles. You always see those compilations of very satisfying things, especially in GIF form. And one of them is just\nslicing through bottles with a Katana. Yeah I mean I\'m sure this is sharp enough, but it depends on my skill, whether I can actually get\nall through those bottles. How would you rate your\nskills as a swordsman? Not the best. I mean you don\'t really\nlearn it in the army. I guess, unless you\'re, I don\'t know, in the cavalry or an officer or something. Yeah, and use your Katana sword, hop on the horse. Yeah yeah, off you go. All right let\'s get to the\nslicing and the dicing. Filming this on the Phantom Flex4K, thousand frames a second, I\'ve got a long trigger\ncable so I can be over there, just in case Dan lets go of the sword, or it\'s cheap and it just\nflies straight out of the hill. Who knows. Do you want goggles or anything? What, in case I get a\nsword in the eye somehow? Oh I don\'t know. Whoopsie. Just looking out for you B. Cheers B. All right. How many do you think I\'ll get through with my first swing? Because I\'ve never done this before. I think you\'ll go like and get like six. Yeah?\nYeah. Ready?\nYeah. You\'re absolutely right. I got through like four and messed it up. I\'m so bad at this. I just saw water go all over the Phantom. Oh no. Probably should move it back a bit. Yeah. Your face. I\'m just concentrating too much. It got deflected so perfectly, that it just caught this one bottle here, right on the lid, and like, made a little leaky hole. You couldn\'t have done that if you tried. Imagine that, "Open this bottle for me," Za! Thank you. All right, we\'re reducing the amount to a measly 10. Measly 10. It\'s not the blades fault, because it\'s just going\nstraight through them. You saw on that last shot.\nI think what\'s happening is, as your blade hits at this angle, it just drives that angle. Like, whatever slight angle you have is like amplified when you go through. It has to be pitch perfect on where it hits and how it hits to go through all of them. Yeah. If I\'m even slightly off on the angle, it\'s just gone. It\'s very difficult. Flipping heck. Goodness me. Got no idea how many I got through there. I think it was about seven. Seven? That\'s my record so far. That\'s not bad. Cheers. Ready to go B. Ready to go. Right, I\'m gonna hold\nthe sword at a slightly, like, downwards angle, so that hopefully when I swing, it\'s gonna just stay level\nas opposed to going up. All right B. Okay?\nYeah. You ready?\nYeah. This feels weird,\nholding it like that but, here we go. Way better. Way better. I think you\'ve found your calling there. Flip! It went through like butter. They\'re all like very similar height too. Look, this just popped off. There was water held in there. Did you see that? So wait. It was just holding water\nand it just went "oof". So wait, you chopped that,\nand it fell and landed with water inside?\nWith water in it, yeah. How did you get such a perfect seal? I didn\'t even realize it had water in it because I picked it up\nand I was just like, "Whoa!" So you angled it slightly down. Yeah, I angled it down. It just doesn\'t fit naturally in the hands. It sort of fits slightly wrong. Oh my Lord! Every bottle still has water in the top. That was perfect. I didn\'t knock anything at all. It just went straight through. Some of the bottles barely noticed, look. This one landed with water inside it. It looks like the bottle\'s\nbeen somehow trapped in the table. It\'s like Willy Wonka\'s bottle. It\'s been like, X-Men-ed into the table. Before we move onto colored ones Daniel. Yeah. Now that you\'ve discovered', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'}), Document(page_content='your true sorting method. My calling in life. Why don\'t we just put the\nrest of the bottles up, and see how many you\ncan get through, yeah? Okay, so last time it was 10, and this time I\'m gonna\ncover the entire table and see what happens. And pretty much to see if it\'s a fluke. 16, there\'s an extra six. Little bit more pressure. I\'ve also switched the camera now to 4K, because I just wanna see the\nlovely resolution on this one. Be a little bit faster, but, oh the pixels. No pressure then. No pressure. Where do I even aim? Oh God, where do I aim? It\'s just too much. Looks like it went up again. Yeah. It looks like you got one more than last time. Oh I did, yeah. It was just a fluke maybe. It was a fluke. God. Ah. What? Come over here. What is it? So I think I know what happened here. You can see where you went wrong. Go on. Oh no! I hit the table.\nYou took a chunk of the table out. I was like, "I\'m sure\nthat would work again." It\'s because right, go back, rewind it. This is the problem. I was looking at that, the last bottle, because I was like, "Well, that\'s where I\'ve got to swing to." It was just too many to concentrate on. To be fair, the fact\nthat you hit the table and then hit 11 bottles, that\'s impressive to me. I feel like the technique\ndefinitely worked though. Yeah. It\'s just, I hit the table first. Yeah. Oh man. Where\'s this bit of missing table. Whoa! I just sliced it clean off. Look at it.\nThat\'s our favorite table Dan. No, the janky table has The jankiest table.\ntaken a hit. Should we try and glue\nit back together again? Well, if we can find the little... chunk. Oh. Where\'d it damn go? Here it is. Oh yeah. Let\'s get that back. Oh. There we go. I can\'t believe I hit the table first. What a mug. Okay, the colors are ready. Yeah. Better prepare for a\nsticky mess on this one. Oh yeah. We\'ll do it twice, I\'ll go wide and tight. Slower on the closeup. Okay.\nYeah. Yeah. Whoa. What a colorful, sticky, fizzy mess. Oh, I just put this lens on too. Oh no, has it got caked. Caked, the house is caked. Oh, the house is covered in red juice. Definitely went up again then? How can you tell? No idea. I wanted to just leave them\ncompletely where they were, but, because of the pop they\nkind of bang and explode. Yeah. So they just go everywhere. We\'ll get a closer up on now. Yeah. Yes, nailed it. Nailed it. Felt so much better. Whoa! Oh! Sorry B. Damn it. Oh! Geez! That\'s how you get ants. Every video that goes by, the resale value of this place goes down. It\'s horrendous. It\'s like tainting a place. You always know the guy\nthat just taints it. It\'s cool how the empty space clouds up, as they are breached. It\'s amazing how much brighter\nit gets after the hit. Like, this is quite a dark image. Yeah. You can see on the histogram, as soon as it starts happening, all the light goes up. Oh wow, yeah. That\'s how many brighter pixels there are. That\'s cool. Is it because the water\'s\nreflecting the light? Is that what\'s going on? What it is, is that the fizz is just making the liquid\nwhiter than it was before. Oh. And also, you\'ve got the sun glistening through it once in the air. My little pan there. Yeah, nice, strong. Very strong. I figured most of the action\nwas gonna go to the right, so, I\'ll wait for you to be done, and then go, "Whoop." Did you make the noise as well? I may have done. Can\'t believe I actually managed to get through all those bottles, and it was so much easier\nwhen I angled it right. It just went through all of them, it just felt like butter, it was nothing. My favorite shot is just the\nshard of table flying away. All right, I messed that one up, yeah. It was just too hard,\ntoo many bottles there. Very satisfying footage. Very satisfying.\nVery cool. I can see that perfect one', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'}), Document(page_content='Very cool. I can see that perfect one\nbeing turned into a GIF of just like, "Oh it\'s nice to look at, and I don\'t know why." Yeah. And then someone\'s gonna end it just before it goes through the last one. Unsatisfying. Yeah, that\'ll be so annoying. Hopefully you enjoyed that video. Feel free to follow us on twitter. You can subscribe to this channel. We also have a second channel. We do. BTS and all that. And we will hopefully see\nyou in the next video, because this is what\nwe do on this channel. We continually make slow-mo videos until the end of time. Which, for our videos,\nWhich, for these cameras, is really far away.\nIs forever. Yeah.', metadata={'source': 'bAkEd8r7Nnw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvfYK0EEhK4 | [Document(page_content="I really want to travel more but never again on Spirit Airlines You guys have flown on Spirit Airlines? The Motel 6 of the sky? You've experienced that?! The only airline with roaches. Except even the roaches walk on the plane and look around like...I don't need this... I feel like Spirit is so cheap they just tape a picture of clouds to the outside of the windows and drive you to your next location. I was on a Spirit Airlines flight this past summer and we were still at the gate we hadn't pushed back yet so I got on the plane and I sat down and the flight attendant comes on the intercom and she goes Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your flight attendant speaking... JANICE! And I just wanna let you know we're having a bit of a WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION ISSUE on the aircraft today so if we have any volunteers that would like to move to the back of the plane we would greatly appreciate that THANK YOU! And I was like uh... a weight distribution issue?! So immediately I moved to the back of the plane and I sit down and strap myself in, and I look forward and no one else had moved! No one had moved so I'm thinking like okay do these people just want the plane to do front flips in the sky? A few minutes later I see Janice start to waddle her way toward the back of the plane she sits down next to me and she looks over and says Hey thank you so much for moving! And I was like yeah no problem, is everything ok? And she goes WE'LL SEE!!! We'll see?! Pretty sure you're not supposed to say that on an airplane, Janice! I feel like that should be their new motto Spirit Airlines...Fly With Us! And We'll See!", metadata={'source': 'YvfYK0EEhK4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve3oQBjcAGI | [Document(page_content="47 seconds of logos also DC Comics used to one to save the world narration question for the security personnel if you're taking this much care to lock this briefcase away in the armored truck why on Batman's blue earth did you park this far away from your entry point seriously look at the shot from above here's the van here's the entry point just put on a fake beak and take a seat in the triangle pond because you just made yourself a sitting duck why is her main work desk directly in the corner of all the fabulous artifacts she and the museum have collected this is like the bank manager having his office inside the safe deposit box vault Jesus Christ this movie's gonna take me all the way back to wonder little girl times CGI Asgard and CGI and Abu got nothing on CGI Wonder Woman place also couldn't the movie have started here little girl running in an ancient city probably Wonder Woman but I'm intrigued enough to pay close attention I mean why do we need the opening intro of her in present day being a curator I thought I'd seen enough from the Zack Snyder school of slow-mo badassery but holy did you just see that 10-foot spinning flip sword toss that MO could never be too slow random daytime armadillo is random also what is it with DC superheroes and childhoods other than the very forgettable daredevil but Marvel movies can you think of that spend time on the heroes childhood anyone Bueller and yet in the DC world Superman Batman and now Wonder Woman we always have to have a childhood opening our flashback long ago help me understand this bedtime book is it just the one picture is it Potter style coming to life for Diana also three full minutes a bedtime story exposition who wouldn't I prayed will never be called to arms classic not answering the question after aging from 7 to 13 and presumably training with Robin Wright for the whole time finally her mother catches her training my point is the movie chose a poor time to rapidly age up diana only to then introduce this cut by mom seen mom was asleep at the wheel four years before this girl will train her harder than any amazon before her whoa she just a 180 faster and more flawlessly than that red headed snowboard guy everybody loved ten years ago she must never know what the truth about what she is or how she came to be meaning she will definitely know that soon in this movie Diana went from 7 years old the 13 to however old she can be with gal gadot still pulling it off guessing early twenties this movie is doing some random time jumps you're stronger than I am again hey everybody Morpheus is fighting me I mean princess Buttercup is fighting Diana this [\xa0__\xa0] crash-lands is world war one plane in a mythical basically non-existent land but thankfully for him there was a brave local rebellious princess ex machina watching the show at that very moment convenient playing pieces convenient if this is where the plane breaks through and this is where it lands unless Wonder Woman javelin to piece of the plane about 300 feet there is no way this plane part would be floating here this soon after if wherever the Diana and her kin live is this easily infiltrated then it was never really hitting at all and I'm shocked no one prior to world war 1 even accidentally found this cloaked paradise like Magellan or Vasco da Gama's some also exactly what good is this hiding field if you can actually see things through it Seuss needs to up his camouflage game discount From Here to Eternity how did these arrows all get lit so fast and honestly if you're firing out into the ocean does it even help the movie will go out of its way later to show how much they know about the outside world but they're about to fire flaming arrows at an armored German naval division there was no way this Archer in this bowl should be moving at the same speed that's neither a super slow bullet that poses a no danger or that Archer is swinging at about 700 miles an hour Wow", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="super slow bullet that poses a no danger or that Archer is swinging at about 700 miles an hour Wow auntie auntie Opie's got skills we've seen before Legolas would definitely swipe right is what I'm saying no no my mentors death motivates protagonist cliche somehow these ladies with fire arrows defeated a German naval battalion and somehow that German destroyer we saw earlier played no part in this battle and I guess it just disappeared where was the firepower you know but there no he fought at my side against the UM you mean hit by your side from the invaders right general Ludendorff exposition bylaw so why would any military in any war conduct this kind of experiment in full view of the general officers I mean I guess she's a psychopath but that's just a waste of a good test subject right there this plane is airborne in about four seconds after traveling 50 feet I'm not saying you need a fast and furious length runway to get airborne but I'm pretty sure even the strongest dose of aviation viagra won't get it up that quick even though Steve not Rogers blew the [\xa0__\xa0] out of this base the Germans still managed to be right behind him when he approached Wonder Woman land would you say you're a typical example of your sex boobies got dick jokes yo good thing it's still ticking you let this little thing tell you what to do we are still talking about the walnuts right deep within the Amazonian jungle there exists a species of elk so stupid and so unevolved that even the most primitive of weapons can bring her down why is this here that's outfit oh this whole thing I just found it hanging in the middle of a room while I was stealing several priceless weapons that were unguarded and it happened to not only fit me perfectly but be colored completely different than anything else the other Amazonian women where you like it huh I know or at least I know I cannot stop you I just wrote in here in the middle of the night with a dozen of my warriors to say goodbye apparently you have been my greatest love today you know where my greatest sorrow thanks for the vote of confidence so the ship will just sail itself then is it a Tesla like the original Tesla if you never met a man before then what about your father I had no father my mother has sculpted me from clay and I was brought to life by Zeus this is the DCE you essentially rolling the Greek gods into actual reality and that is just kooky enough to deserve mention think about that Greek gods from mythology actually exist in the DCE Hades might be a villain one day he'll Ares is literally the villain of this movie something did come to me last night a different type of gas for you to restore your strength let's test it right now on you without any further research for all it came to me last night which was hours ago I've had hours to perfect and test it on animals and let's do this now wait a second movie you've established that Diana has been educated in the languages and customs of humans across the world and even read all 12 volumes of some academic porn encyclopedia she doesn't know what holding hands is she can't people with worldly wise and a fish out of water at the same time no one will be seated during the Princess Diaries portion of the movie she's trying you're not fit number 226 you a movie I understand how time works you over-exaggerated this joke by a factor of 10 Wonder Woman can now graduate with honors from the Clark Kent School disguisting yet release specs suddenly she's not the most beautiful woman you've ever seen see the secretary here would be excellent at cinemasins please put the sword down Lana how did she pull it out and walk here without everyone else in the store freaking the out they're all acting like they're seeing a guy with a mohawk when in reality what they're seeing is 50 times more rare and scary this is the most telegraphed head button all of movie dome series question two the bracelets act like bullet", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="most telegraphed head button all of movie dome series question two the bracelets act like bullet magnets or are these morons repeatedly firing at her at shoulder level watching her block every shot with no one thinking to shoot her in the goddamn foot and in further intelligence just moments earlier this room of sexist moustaches guffaw Diana out of the room but now she's just moseying around as they discuss war intelligence she opens the book to the middle and miraculously reads about the very gas Steve saw during his mission and he goes sir that is the evidence we need and no one in the room gives any more thought to any of the other military secrets and horrifying signs that might also be in that notebook beyond the money no to signor Giovanni it's a different story Sameer loses interest in the job and goes back to his excessive fondness for Diana this is what I call gal gadot d charming ed - he could run the mission from my office you run either Melissa McCarthy turning down this role or the character description was literally act like Melissa McCarthy there's enough head a few days a few days what room and board weapons they need driving people to get them across the border the Irish sniper guys beer budget alone is probably more than what's in that envelope also thank God he knows exactly which pub the hooligans Steve might recruit for his illegal mission hang out in either that or there's only one pub in England which we all know a true we deserve I have no idea where they are right now enemy territory or friendly but on a covert non-sanctioned secret spy mission to end the war is a huge open flame and copious drinking really why's nowhere better to be than in a war where you don't take a side at least here I'm free sure I understand I'm not wanting to be in the US but why not Canada or Mexico there's no man's land diana means no man can cross but she's not a minute let's go she's taking all the fire because she's currently the only target get the Germans a few more targets and I bet some of them start taking fire but whatever it's still not sure her bracelets aren't bullet magnets so this is awesome and also if I'm being honest a bit unrealistic I mean I know Diana is quick at blocking bullets and all but with this much automatic fire if she's not completely behind that shield she's taking some led to the legs for sure I know you can't see in there but we can all assume this is a stormtrooper right I mean these shots are so off Wonder Woman gets a chance to superhero pose twice before even addressing it movie takes great pains to show us that Charlie has lost his ability to shoot and never pays it off with any kind of redemption poor charlie I like how Steve and this movie thought Wonder Woman needed a boost to make this jump I know you can't speak Flemish so let me interpret they are saying the team in which she purposely destroyed our temple she is here to eat our souls well at least they should be saying that I love acting I don't want to be a soldier he's lucky indeed if it wasn't already obvious to you that David Thewlis his character was evil this please pay attention now focus change by the camera is here to hold your hand through the foreshadowing these folks are happy the Germans are gone for sure but they witnessed a handful of legit miracles today and this seems like more of a Suzy got married again Bloc Party you did this wait did off it was all you and you know it Jesus she came here in thanks so movie has time for this as does the war and the secret mission to find and destroy the gas weapon before the Germans can use it you saw it I've been out here the way she tossed at the machine-gun nest the way she took out that towel why the bystanders talk about superheroes so casually in these movies she jumped 80 feet in the air for pete's sake she freaking tossed a tank forget trying to decide if what she says is true how are you not either questioning your", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="a tank forget trying to decide if what she says is true how are you not either questioning your sanity or worshipping her as a god by now so for this gag to work it needs to be common for German officers to speak English maybe it was and yes he's technically talking to his driver here but this is 1918 I'm pretty sure anyone driving German officers for a living is speaking German not English and even his driver is speaking English to the German soldier guard what could Chris Pine do a German accent but not learn to speak two lines of actual German don't worry about it we all know they'll let you in anyway because it says so in the script what I'm more concerned about is how they don't recognize Steve those guys on the street in England certainly knew him by sight shouldn't he be on Germany's most wanted by now as if it wasn't convenient enough that this right-sized attendee happened to get stopped right here now she's going to walk straight into the woods at the exact place diana is waiting I might as well have had the dress fall from the sky who are you man who'd show you appreciation and genius like yourself dessert Steve makes a huge gamble that she feels unappreciated and of course he's right because movie last we left Diana she was on the side of the road sizing up that blue dress so what happened next certainly the driver would have noticed a passenger switch or a missing passenger and what about her invite could she leave the former dress occupant unconscious and undressed by the side of the road that's Dirty Diana wow what a beautiful shoulder blade back broach thing that looks nothing like the hilt of a sword you were wearing tonight Diana shoulder back brooches are a thing right enjoying the party English the official language of World War one Germany keep in mind that diana has proven to be fluent in many dozens of languages and I'm sure German is one of them but apparently at the halfway point of the film the studio ran out of dialect trainer money or something for the record she spends a lot of time dancing with the guy she's here to kill just letting him rant [Music] gasps hmm maybe last night's snowfall dance and drunk athon not to mention the implied boning were ultimately a huge waste of time considering you miss stopping the gas by literally minutes so she had her Under Armour on that whole time under that thin blue dress and Ludendorff couldn't feel it because what is it with this movie and just assuming Diane is invincible not saying she couldn't survive this lethal gas I'm just saying we haven't been given any reason to believe she would and more importantly neither is she well here's another literal machine delivered by the hand of God what luck so not only can she deflect bullets but she can direct them with pinpoint accuracy go drunk moving your home King told you shock of all shocks also let me get Ares plans straight here spend decades as a diplomat work his way into a cabinet position so that he can influence a possible armistice in order to keep a war simmering he's a god isn't he he does have more than the power to grow a great mustache and be ignored a cabinet meetings right now are gas masks a good disguise for sneaking into a German base manufacturing a gas for which gas masks provide no protection like yeah it hides her face but why would any Germans be wearing useless gas masks in this place well she luck in this battle I guess nice to know you Wonder Woman unless you discover some heretofore unknown well of power and strength inside you here in a few minutes I did I don't want to fight but it is a superhero movie so let the endless punching commence throwing a box of grenades at a king god that explosion conveniently blew her directly into Steve Trevor's running path it's almost like Ares has a sense of humor or something this playing door opens easily from the outside during takeoff were they expecting a pizza delivery well I exactly does all", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'}), Document(page_content="easily from the outside during takeoff were they expecting a pizza delivery well I exactly does all this God punching even matter Diana knows at this point that Stephen Ares are right about humans being weak he's barely doing anything and man is willing to go to war seems to me no matter who wins people be people but why if the gas is flammable and all you have to do is make it explode why not land the plane away from the people and set a charge I mean it's a beautiful sentiment at all but completely unnecessary magically and just in time Diana discovers a deeper well of her power she never knew existed huzzah whatever it is I can't no wait so she could hear him or she couldn't or she couldn't but now she can and remembering or she can read lips but only after 10 minutes or so or maybe she's travelling back in time so she can hear what he said or maybe forget it it doesn't matter anyway we all know where this is headed cuz this this is Wonder Woman this is more like Godzilla breath here it's a good thing the movie so clearly explain how she got these powers what they are and how to defeat a god that Zeus couldn't even kill where are they holding him we should kill him now and be done with it [Applause] what the hell is this thing lieutenant blue I wanna know this is my canoe you're stronger than this Diana you think that's air you're breathing now can you get some towels for me please I'm really losing a lot of blood you sound like you're proving that guys oh oh whipping is far deadlier than you can ever imagine I don't know I can imagine quite a bit I am Diana of thymus Kiera daughter of Hippolyta queen of the Amazons you killed my father", metadata={'source': 've3oQBjcAGI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnxv9OH-giQ | [Document(page_content="come on let's go there you so guys now it's time for us to fly again and travel now let's go to Natalia because again this kisser don't appear I'll see you next week okay bye now we will see you at the careful let's go in trouble okay so guys over here at the airport one hour before our flight we need to go and run okay so that is now we boarded we're going to LA for Netflix stranger things in ears we hear you the plane as you can see look how big this is so you have a 14 hours of life she is mom and dad drinking and the airplane me juice Cheers he so guys know about taking off [Music] guys now we're laying down and it's time to sleep you see yes there later Los Angeles California [Music] guys guess where we are Hollywood time [Music] [Music] so guys know we're here Netflix right there I'm gonna watch that tomorrow okay I know it's Halloween that's why hey guys so the music is here inspiring music look at that mirror though and that and mom is right there oh yeah look at that bear look at that sofa forget this office table right there I'm gonna edit my videos here we will be staying here for a week yeah yeah Los Angeles yeah look at that insane what a fool you hey that's 40 in elevator okay so guys now we're going to eat outside dinner and we will meet Leah Abra because he lives here in LA and there's mom and dad right there let's go whoo you're hammering right there but who are you now oh good yeah [Music] now walking around with the fam what is that I think you can withdraw our cupcake yeah okay let's see okay now we're gonna try it.take or jnana do like and why the top kitchen isn't working la I just woke up and my brother is sleeping right there and we have to wake him up it's more so let's wake up my bro and start okay so now let's play my growth drum better off alone hope you accept here what's rid of you uh beautiful sunrise well yeah okay okay so that is the first thing that we're gonna do this is eat breakfast guys look how did this breakfast place is insane oh yeah oh yeah sunrise right there daddy and mommy right there time to eat breakfast french toast two eggs and it's time here comes your breakfast is already french toast important jana and this for me and that's where dad guys now we don't eat in yeah and we need to go no but before that it's transition up into our coach in three two yeah and enough for that we're going to stranger things season two premiere so now let's go on with our day yeah you guys know facebook office going inside no guys no here you ready yeah who's that so now we're just waiting and I'm gonna gonna enter Facebook office Efrain okay now let's go in France so guys look at this this is the cafeteria off Facebook look at that far we should have a carpool video there carpool video here you ready and three two one here we done with the car jump now guys we're going upstairs Facebook headquarters yeah what's on your mind this is the Facebook wall guys so we should write here later yeah so we're here Instagram live a few inches later you guys we just finished like something about Instagram things we can't vlog it because it's fun potentials now just roam around and take some pictures you know what I mean and someone's hot shots so yeah they're going [Applause] because we were here at the Instagram and Facebook headquarters I'm gonna wear my jacket I'm wearing my hoodie blue hoodie three two one a back to our montage [Music] janna what's on your mind right now you know what's in my mind then the view maybe now let's write on the Facebook wall here in LA [Music] Oh what is that thank you so much what's that thanks to the grab for the booty so here's the Instagram room ooh nice look at this this like a Instagram stood yeah wait oh god I just can see here's the Instagram room right here and wait who's that is that a photo of Nana wait the dogs thank you so much for dusting hi guys thank you headquarters give you a few moments later okay guys so we're", metadata={'source': 'Gnxv9OH-giQ'}), Document(page_content="so much for dusting hi guys thank you headquarters give you a few moments later okay guys so we're all just weird uh yeah stranger things season two premiere night yeah yes let's go okay so now guys we're entering this big buzz right they're going to Netflix premiere changer things something so itself everyone so you cannot bring your camera inside oh man it'll be safe Damon I will be with the band the whole time with the driver waiting for you guys did you hear that we can't bring the look count cards inside as soon as the premiere is done this goes for everybody in here as soon as the premiere is over now guys we go out because we can't bring her vlog down here we're still gonna film using our phone so phone version for now tickets tickets tickets Westwood Village right there in our get in popcorn thank you so as you can see guys there's a theater right there you get the wait is over back here and the bus so we just finished watching these other two what can you say about that scary or you mean scary I mean it's a little scary but you know you guys didn't watch it there's so many funny parts and now we're going to the after-party so you will see you guys there in three two one let's go that's a little cold so now guys we go into the after party stranger things too and we walking around it's a little cold that's it guys along with a bunch of lights now we're here at the hakama sound fair it's like a Halloween party yeah let's give them a montage it's Meryl where else you take pumpkins it's alive come on let's go there don't go on say its turn now so let's go there let's go let's just go one time then everyone okay use the flashlight no okay so she doesn't know oh my what's up y'all oh yeah there's nothing you know why do we like calm oh man that and let them try this and either action yeah okay let's go in come on that okay so I'm with my dad right now hey that wheel nope it's not no I've been here Eddie oh my gosh my dad just got scared for the first time no was it scared you got scared the first time yeah yeah for the first I actually saw it was alive a toy in you now admit it see her action okay [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] okay so here we go again okay mom Jana and dad right there okay here we go here we go here we go [Music] are you saying [Music] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'Gnxv9OH-giQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqs3fxfmWr4 | [Document(page_content="[Music] for the pencils body you need a type of wood that's soft enough to sharpen get strong enough not to bend under the writers hand pressure this German pencil factory uses cedar from California the wood is 0.2 inches thick and arrives pre-cut in slats of seven by two and a half inches one by one the slats pass under a giant cutting wheel it carves grooves that will become the channel down the middle that holds the lead the next machine fills the grooves with blue a special formulation that's slightly elastic this cushions the lid so that it's less likely to break inside the channel every second slide moves on to another conveyor belt the ones that stay on this line head toward the machine that lays in the led the led is made of a graphite and clay mixture baked in an oven at almost 1500 degrees Fahrenheit the LED laying machines wheel loads itself with LEDs their spacing matching the grooves in the slats now for the slats that move to that other conveyor belt an automated arm flips each one over slides it across a glue applicator then drops it on to a leaded slat on the other conveyor belt all the steps to this point have culminated in what is effectively a lead sandwich now a plunger squeezes those sandwiches together with a full ton of pressure it compresses them for an hour while the glue dries after that it's just a matter of slicing the sandwiches and a pencil this shaping machine makes the hexagonal profile in two steps first it's upper cutter forms three sides on top then it's lower cutter shapes three sides on the bottom as soon as the bottom side is cut the pencils separate now it's time to dress that Burwood one at a time the pencil shoot through a device called a lacquering head it coats the wood and paint yellow in this case last stop the rubber tip assembly machine first it squeezes the top of the pencil to slide on an aluminum ferrule then it inserts a rubber eraser into the Pharos other end and squeezes that tight the pencils are finally ready to roll across the grinding drum for sharpening [Music] by the time they roll off they're pointed perfection [Music]", metadata={'source': 'qqs3fxfmWr4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmkf4zYlW4E | [Document(page_content="hey everyone this is danny kaye dance music video to his song runners featuring da Frampton directed by Christopher yang hope you guys enjoy dad you see my paycheck I don't know the Mail's up there huh you missed ondrea's parent-teacher conference by the way it was yesterday it's kind of important to her that you go bring me another beer what are you doing I've got that thing this weekend I'm going on a town in New York you didn't say anything about going to New York she's 10 years old how old she is she's my kid you know what I can get through with this [\xa0__\xa0] that you're pulling but she's 10 she needs a dad but what comes after New York what are you gonna move there I don't know I'm still going to work I'm paying the bills you want for me to be a dad what about you what am I gonna do in New York I have everything here I have my job I have my friend just go go to war right now I can't stay with you yeah I don't want to have a conversation you're the one that's walking away you're embarrassing yourself [Music] yep she said of a god run in with so right I was never present when she called me on those nights I would always regret when we wrap it in those fights healing someone laughter almost nothing there's no life for the child life in what you gon do expect relations the demoscene unknown [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] here's easy time believing it so much scary and it's often a soul crush but varies in each sleeve but follow me closely pillage your votes fitter than most of us don't see me since when I'm so fat without a clear direction a purpose imperfections they Serbia is it all worth it everything we're unearthing that leaves house with feelings of unknowns and burdens and I heard the voice the most peers around me they speak without it and going about anything that's been hounding me every day let the city that we seek is where we have the blame all I ever wanted was everything every moment I wasn't wanted everything but having it wasn't never but never wanted everything led at every moment I'm also instead of anything I ran away from a knowledge so easy [Music] [Music] come back I wanna do it right but how long that takes it now I sleep at night his way to beyond me cuz I will end up wandering the fact that mine I found what I'm looking for words don't think it's haunting as we wanting it even more and most nights in a while who I do it for but some nights at Asus train sounds and faces towns that escape me and far off a place and I love it she is this reason why I'm in fond of it with every lesson that I've learned there will be nothing great minds have inspired made me I was started as lately but they believe what I got is make me accept this thing is coming because you each press I take a new one attract lots I am to you I owe it to this masseur the truth the watch group mercy I watch the show [Music] [Music] right but how long that tasted that my sleep at night his way to become because I'm a little wandering all right hope you guys enjoyed that video it was a lot of fun to watch and a lot of fun to see you guys work on it it's been a little while since we've done a Wong who presents but in case people aren't familiar every so often we like to feature work by our friends that are done outside of Wong Fu Productions like our normal crew and normal slate of projects and Chris did this on the side with Dan and I'm just really proud of both you guys for doing this and we get we just wanted to share it with the Wong flan it's because we felt that they would enjoy it so Dan why don't you tell us a little bit about the song you know what the inspiration was for it and what you hope people can get from it yeah the the biggest thing though is I am so thankful to Chris from the team and to everybody for taking their time because obviously putting together these shoots it's not easy it's not like a quick process and so one like we've been", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'}), Document(page_content="together these shoots it's not easy it's not like a quick process and so one like we've been doing this for a little while and I'm just really really thankful that it's out there so the song is basically and the music video is basically about this idea of stability versus freedom it's something that I think that a lot of us are kind of thinking about whether you're in college whether you're out of college and the song and the lyrics is all about this idea of trying to come to a conclusion of what do I want to get out of life and then realizing at the end of it that there's no way to really take control over that it's about giving up control to whatever might happen it's just understanding that you can't control everything and so that's ultimately what the song is about yeah the lyrics are very fast so be sure to read them well put the links in the description below yeah you you got very fast deer was amazing - how did that come about that god yeah Gia's amazing Dee has been in some other videos you guys have already done so like when she's a great actress yeah but the way that we originally got to know where is through music and she's always been one of my favorite singer songwriters and luckily I was able to meet her through the community and she agreed to come on to the song also big shout out to Tyler Carroll as well as Travis Atreyu who were the ones that write and produce the track - yeah and so it kind of just all came together really organically immunity so Chris why don't you take us a little bit through you know just how did it all come about first or like why did you want to do this I guess I wanted to do it because it was it was different from something I'm used to doing and Benson who's the producer on this music video we both worked on a concept to translate this whole dichotomy between stability and freedom and trying to make it a relatable experience for like young young adults yeah I realized actually that maybe a lot of people haven't even seen you before but in case you guys didn't know Chris is a huge part of the Wong foo team he's an editor and also cinematographer here at one four productions he edits like basically half of all the lunch breaks that you see on the second channel and then with a lot of our recent projects he's the one behind the camera so it was really cool to see you kind of step outside of that role and and take on the directing seats so what was we're there were some of the challenges maybe that you felt because I mean it is a little different than that role right I'd say like the challenges was like being resourceful and working on a very tight schedule and like trying to shoot and convey as much as possible and in like a very set very tight schedule I think that was probably the biggest challenge and all obviously like working with Dan was yeah yeah but it was cool because I've seen Chris behind the scenes too and again more of the editing or the the Samet ography where he's a little bit he's in the zone on that so it was really cool watching Chris and then Benson also be more in control of the shoot and be more in a director old kind of mode and so Dan I guess um you know just to close things out where can they find this song and more of your music yeah again I'm just incredibly thankful this is able to be the kickoff for everything and so the album is officially out now it's called escape from LA it's got that song along with seven other tracks on it it's streaming now on everything so Apple the Spotify is the whatever else having capabilities and you can find it just look up Danny Kayden on what ever dan AKA dan what do you have against la man why are you trying to get out of here no it's actually it's a very positive commentary about la okay and there's a lot of good things about a life yeah there's a lot of great thing but there's also a lot of things that I think hold this bag and it's about trying to just get out of that net la", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'}), Document(page_content="a lot of things that I think hold this bag and it's about trying to just get out of that net la mentality to enjoy LA all right well congratulations man always been a big supporter of your art and also your support for us and the community as a whole dan is he so he's an artist and a musician rapper but he's also a huge piece to a lot of people's work that you might already be fans of in the Asian American art and entertainment community so thanks Dan congratulations Chris be sure to follow Dan links below listen to more of his music and we'll see you on the next one who presents later", metadata={'source': 'Mmkf4zYlW4E'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5530I_pYjbo | [Document(page_content='Give me your paw The other one. One more time. The other one. Good boy. Hey guys. So I get a lot of questions about\nhow I train my cats for my videos. Actually, the secret is I only taught them a paw trick and the rest are just something I made them get used to so I didn’t really train them. But I will explain those too\nif you want to try some of these with your cats. So, here’s how I taught them a paw trick. It’s nothing complicated. I just did this every time I fed them. First, grab their paw\nand let them get used to me doing that. Then, once they get used to it,\nthey will lift up their paw at some point. Grab it and feed them immediately. If you have more than two cats, having one watch the other one do it\nseems to help him understand what’s going on. Poki, can I have this paw? Thank you. Can I have the other one, too? Thank you. Poki! Give me your paw. Thank you. Can I have the other one? Yes! Give paw Thank you Can I have the other one? Yes Good boy. Cats are really curious, and especially living inside the house they don\'t have much entertainment aside from\nwhat you give them. So anything new in the house is exciting and\ninteresting for them and they just want to smell it and engage with it. So if you engage your kitties with your cooking\nby letting them smell the ingredients then it\'s entertaining for them to watch what\'s going on. Once they memorize the ingredient, they either lose interest... ...or go crazy for it. Since my cats like watching outside, we got them a cage so they could go outside safely. Over time they got comfortable and started\ntrying to explore outside their cage, so then I started taking them out for walks. They were kind of nervous first,\nbut they eventually got used to it. There\'s a doggie. There\'s a doggie coming! You okay? You\'re not scared? Bye bye "Excuse me."\nNot a problem. I guess you\'re not really scared of doggies, huh? Haku, what are you doing? Aghhh, come on! Who do you think is gonna clean your body?! *sigh* What\'s up? Is that cat nip or something? *cat sneezes* Of course you have to sneeze! *more cat sneezes* You okay buddy? When Kohaku got used to that,\nI put him in the basket of my bike. He\'s pretty laid back for a cat so he didn\'t mind and now he enjoys being in the basket\nand going for bike rides with me. Of course all cats have different personalities and some may not ever be comfortable going outside. Our cat Poki gets really stressed out by car rides\nso I don\'t take him with me. Some cats also startle easily and may run off\nif they suddenly get scared. It\'s important to pay attention to how your cat is acting and not push him to do something he doesn\'t want to do. Even if your cat doesn\'t like going for walks\nor watching you cook, he probably has personality quirks\nthat make him unique in other ways. Nagi likes to play fetch with plastic wrappers. *whistle*\nBring it back! Poki... is just Poki. Try playing with your cat in different ways and you might find something unique\nthat he or she enjoys! Thank you for watching! Poki, give me your paw. Okay, okay. You really want food! All right.', metadata={'source': '5530I_pYjbo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlJykKOuank | [Document(page_content="hello and welcome to my kitchen at home now a while back I gave you my recipe for my favorite shortcrust pastry and I promised you some more ways of using it I already gave you my salted caramel banana cream pie which is delicious but today I'm going to show you how to make these really cute little mini Nutella pies now these local pies of brilliant treats and if you've been making any of my recipes recently there's a good chance you've got everything you need already prepared which is just pastry cookie dough and Nutella now the first thing to do is to prepare the filling and this couldn't be simpler because it is literally just not hello but there is something you need to do to it first and that is to freeze it because you can't put the tarnish straight into a pie and bake it but I find it goes a little bit dry when you do that so I'm going to freeze it first so I've got a piping bag here with a round nozzle a small round Northam and a load up in this head now it's important when you're piping not to let it spread too much because these are going to be the fillings for very very tiny pies and if it's too wide you're going to struggle to get it into your pastry place so I have a little tray here with some grease proof paper in it already and I'm going to pipe little tall round balls rather than like flat smashing wound now because Nutella is pretty sticky stuff you might find it's quite difficult to detach yourself from your little blob but just be very gentle so you're not pushing the blob out too wide and once you put all your little Nutella blobs but they need to go into the freezer while you get on with the next bit at least half an hour the one - head of blobs are chilling out in the freezer I'm gonna make my cookie dough and this is just my regular cookie dough recipe but I'm gonna make a half batch so starting with the dry ingredients I've got some plain flour here and in a mix it together with salt and bicarbonate of soda I'm just going to be about a whisk just to combine it quite as well and then to one side and later and now I'm going to beat my butter with my two sugars I've got caster sugar and light brown sugar and I'm just gonna beat them together briefly for like a minute I'll do so next it's to add the egg in the vanilla and I'm going to put in half an egg because this is a half a batch and a lot of you get freaked out about bath eggs but really easy just where your egg with your electric scales which by now I hope you've got and remove half of the weight of your egg basically I'm gonna add about a teaspoon of good quality vanilla extract I've give it a little stir and then that all goes in just beat that really briefly and now I'm just going to have my dry ingredients just folding them in briefly just till it all comes together and when it does it's time to add chocolate chips and I've got 75 grams of milk chocolate chips which I've cut up really nice and fine when that's ready or Wackerman and after just the briefest of bowls it's ready and I'm probably not going to use all of this cookie dough but as I've said before there is no bad thing about having leftover cookie dough because you can just whack it in the freezer and use it another time and I am going to roll ten gram balls of this cookie dough dough and get it ready for the final bit so I'm just gonna pick bits off I've got my measuring scales here and 10 grams is the good thing about this recipe is because all this stuff can be kept for a later date you don't have to make the full capacity you can just make like a few if you want for a little treat or you can make all of them for a party [Music] all right all my little cookie dough balls ready to go I'm just going to put them into the fridge to chill out for a minute I'll wrap my leftover cookie dough and put it in the freezer for in a cookie emergency and then I'll get on with making my pastry cases now it's time to make the pastry cases now I've", metadata={'source': 'OlJykKOuank'}), Document(page_content="and then I'll get on with making my pastry cases now it's time to make the pastry cases now I've already given you my recipe for shortcrust pastry and you can click on the link for that and I have actually cut my pastry amount in half so this is half a batch of that recipe and I've squashed it in two inches of a flat round disk so that it's easier for me to roll it so starting with a light coating of flour on my surface and I'm also going to dust my rolling pin as well so that doesn't stick I'm gonna roll this round of pastry out until it's about two millimeters thick which is quite thin but because these are really small Nutella pies you don't want most of it to be pastry and you want to have some room for the filling right about right now it's time to chomp out some circles and I'm using a round cookie cutter and I've got a mini cupcake pan here already pre-greased and you want your circle to be quite a bit bigger than the actual pan hole itself because it needs to come up the side of the pastry and it needs to be a little bit proud of the surface of the tin so I'm going to start by chomping up my circles all chopped out it's now time to line the tin and you need to kind of very gently ease them into the holes they're going to crease up and crinkle a little bit but you can smooth those out as you go now one of the reasons we're kind of making sure that the walls of the pastry cases are a little bit higher than the tin itself is because we're not going to blind bake these because they're so small that would be the biggest fiddle of all time so they might shrink back a little bit and this way it gives you a little bit of leeway and now with all my pastry and I'm just going to give the bottoms a quick prick with my fork now with all my bits and pieces ready it's time to assemble these little and Nutella pies so to start with I'm going to fill my little pastry cases with my frozen blobs of Nutella now if any of you are not set up blocks have kind of spread out like this one has just leave those alone because you don't want to have to force them into your pastry places and lastly we just need to top them with our little cookie dough balls and pushing these down a tiny bit but not completely because they will spread when they bake and I don't want them to run over the edge of the pastry case and that's it now I just need to bake these at 180 degrees C for 12 minutes [Music] all right they're cooled down although I must admit they are also really delicious when they're slightly warm so you can worn these up in the microwave for a couple of seconds if you want that I'm going to just try them at room temperature now now normally I wouldn't fill an entire pie with Nutella because super-sweet right but because these are so little it's just enough so they're sweet the shortcrust pastry isn't too sweet so that balances out really nicely I'm cooking on top is delicious oh you should definitely give these a go and if you don't have everything ready to go like I said before and if you can't an emergency situation go buy some shortcrust pastry from the supermarket buy some cookie dough from supermarket buy a jar of Nutella and you've got yourself a really super quick sweet treat but I'd always recommend that you make everything from scratch very much more delicious and way more satisfying well thanks so much for watching and I hope you've enjoyed this and if you like this video and you like the pastry a lot then do check out my salted caramel banana tart recipe because that is really nice there's a link to that on the screen right now you can also subscribe and make sure you don't miss any of my operates by clicking them a little bell down below I'll be back next week so in the meantime I hope you made these and let me know on Instagram by hashtagging cut picture", metadata={'source': 'OlJykKOuank'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SK1I0V6U5c | [Document(page_content="Hey, man, why wouldn't you start from the bottom? It's Ben, that's why. - I'm gonna get another cider. \n- All right, guys...\n- Jesus Christ... Another one, aren't you driving, I'm gonna let Paula know, You're telling, you're dead meat. Let's play another game. - .. Lets see if I can grab one.\n- Yeah. I'll see what we got. Hey, can we play Twister? I'm not playing Twister with you, bro. Chill with the Twister, bro, how old are you? Old enough? Hmm, well there's this, we do have this... What is that? Secrets can't hide from THE LIE DETECTOR. -I'm down. We're not...we're not actually gonna play this game, are we? I don't know, looks fun to me. Let's do it. No, let's play poker or something, there's no way I'm playing that game. What are you afraid of? This is a kid's lie detector game, this-- It's not a kid's game, look, read it, it's fun for all ages. We're all ages, dude... You think that thing actually works? - Who cares, dude, you got a secret or something, you're tryna hide something from us?\n- I know... I know... I'm not gonna play this game. - Are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game?\n- No, no, no, no, no--- Look, it's this or twister or strip poker, dude. - What's with you and getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games...\n- No... no... no ways...\n- Oh, yes, we are.\n-I'm not going to play this-- All right...? Okay. Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets... - Sounds fine.\n- Whatever. Just go. Okay, I'll go first. Hector... Did you cry during the Titanic? Absolutely not.\n*lie detector buzzes* You cried during the Titanic. Look at all of this secrets poking out of his pants. This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work.\n*lie detector buzzes* It was like 15 years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Ten years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Five years ago.\n*lie detector buzzes* Four days ago!\n*ding* Whatever, Larry. Do you still wet the bed? No. *lie detector buzzes* Oh God? I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition. Condition, what's a condition called, Larry? What we don't know what you're talking about not funny all cool ah Larry, can you lick your elbow? No\n*lie detector buzzes* Why would you lie about that anyway my turn mmm? Hector... Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know? Yeah, I guess...\n*ding* You do...? Okay have you ever...\nHmm... I don't know... Killed anybody?\n-Wow... Dark... You Gotta answer it. yEs, I'vE kilLed sOmEoNe bEfOrE!\n*ding* In Call Of Duty. Oh... Mm-hmm. My turn Larry... What's your favorite color?\n-Purple.\n*lie detector buzzes* Hector were you home on the night of October 3rd, 2017? Yeah.\n*lie detector buzzes*\nLarry... Ya, got'em copy. ♪ Do you believe in love after-- ♪ Do you by any chance have a job that you've kept undercover? No... Nothing comes to mind.\n*lie detector buzzes* Larry, do you like ice cream? Yes., *ding* Hector, are you a hitman for the singing of mango cartel? No. *lie detector buzzes* Hmm... Larry... Are you a narc? No. *lie detector buzzes* Hector... Do you like cupcakes? Yes. Hector... How do you feel about anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law? Feels great... *lie detector buzzes* Where did you guys get all the good cards man!? Larry... Do you think you're messing with the same man right now now? No.", metadata={'source': '9SK1I0V6U5c'}), Document(page_content="*ding* Larry, do you--- (angrily) SHUT UP BEN!!! Hector did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives in a van outside your house has been parked there all week? Larry did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me? Did you know I have a sniper watching you right now? *shing* Ah! Yeah, well did you know that I have seen a pingas six best marksman watching you right now? *shing shing shing shing shing shing fast* I see where this is going... Guys? Guys? can we just calm down?! I've got 600 men. *shing x600 fast* Now look at you, glowing... like one big ol red Christmas light... It's time to open gifts you have a wife named Betty right Hector. He's your best friend man stop. No, he's not!\n*lie detector buzzes* He's not my best friend! *lie detector buzzes* Am I your best friend? No! *lie detector buzzes* Maybe! *lie detector buzzes* Yes, yes... *ding* What about you? Am I your best friend? No...\n*lie detector buzzes* You're not! *lie detector buzzes* Maybe. *lie detector buzzes* Yes. *lie detector buzzes* HELL YES! *ding* But I don't love you with all my heart! *lie detector buzzes* Yeah, well it's not like you've always been there for me! *lie detector buzzes* But you were my best friend since second grade. *ding* Stand down boys...\n*lasers go away* And who's your 2nd best friend? (angrily) SHUT UP BEN!!! Subtitles by ProKameron.", metadata={'source': '9SK1I0V6U5c'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EyFghIt5o | [Document(page_content='[INTRO ♪] Earth’s climate has been through a lot over\nthe past few billion years, and at this point scientists have a pretty\ngood handle on how our planet has changed over time. But we talk about the future of the climate\ntoo. About how it’s changing more quickly than\nit has in the past, and about the dangers of rising temperatures and more severe droughts and storms. Our methods for predicting the future of climate are a little different than those for reconstructing\nthe past. The past leaves physical records we can study in things like tree rings and ice cores. The future requires us to be a little more\nabstract. So, we mostly predict the future of Earth’s\nclimate using computer models— mathematical reconstructions of our atmosphere that account for as much detail as possible to produce an accurate simulation. And it’s taken decades to build them up\nto the point where we can be confident that what they say is\naccurate. But it is. And what the models say is that our climate\nis changing, and humans are making it happen. Global climate models, or GCMs, grew out of early computerized attempts to\nmodel the planet’s atmosphere in the 40s and 50s. Scientists weren’t even trying to predict\nthe future— they just wanted to create a representation\nof the Earth’s atmospheric system as it was at the time. That was hard enough. Climate models, then and now, divide the Earth’s surface into chunks a\nfew hundred kilometers on a side, each with different properties like air movement\nand surface temperature. Then, the computer calculates how all those\nchunks interact with each other to see how things change over time. Those early models were super simple. They did things like combine land and sea\ninto a single damp surface with no geography, or represent the Earth\nas a cylinder instead of a sphere because the poles confused the computer. Thankfully, that didn’t lead to a whole\nmovement of cylinder-Earthers, though. All this simplifying was necessary because\nearly supercomputers were kind of limited. We’re talking, like, five kilobytes of RAM. Your phone has, like, 500,000 times that much. Still, it was enough to come up with a crude\npicture of Earth’s atmospheric currents and its\nwet and dry regions. Eventually, though, scientists wanted more than just a model of the atmosphere around\na featureless cylinder— they wanted something that fit ... an actual\nplanet. Now, they could make the model more accurate by making the chunks smaller, but that would\ntake more computing power. And what about the effects of mountains on\nair movement? What about warm and cold water circulating\nin the oceans? To answer those questions, climate modelers\nneeded more juice. By the 1970s, they were also beginning to\nworry about the greenhouse effect of the carbon dioxide we were adding to the\natmosphere by using fossil fuels. They thought it could trap the sun’s heat\nand cause the planet to warm. At the same time, computers were getting powerful\nenough that they weren’t limited to modeling the\npresent anymore. So, programmers wanted to start using models to predict future changes in the climate. But before a climate model can be turned loose\nto predict the future, it has to be able to predict the past—what’s\nknown as hindcasting. And that’s an important test, because if the model’s “predictions”\nmatch what we know already happened, we can be more confident about what it says\nwill happen in the future. Temperature records go back a century or more. If you start a model in 1850, it should be\nable to progress through time and match the general trends in temperature\nwe already know happened. And by the late 1970s, climate models started\nto be able to do this. In 1979, a report pulling from two different\nclimate models suggested that the Earth’s temperature would\nincrease as atmospheric carbon dioxide increased. Specifically, assuming twice as much CO2 in\nthe atmosphere, they predicted an increase between 1.5 and', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'}), Document(page_content='the atmosphere, they predicted an increase between 1.5 and\n4.5 degrees Celsius, which trends suggested could happen before\nthe 21st century was up. That range has proven pretty reliable ever\nsince. It still fits the warming we expect to happen\nover the next century or so, even as models have become much more powerful. So, models in the 70s were able to answer\none simple “what if” question: What happens if the amount of carbon dioxide\nin the atmosphere doubles? But these days, you can carry more computing\npower in your pocket than those early programmers ever dreamed\nof and use it to send people pictures of your\ncat that disappear after 10 seconds. Truly, it’s a golden age. And not only are cat pictures better, but\nso are climate models. We now have the resources to ask and answer\nmore detailed questions. And boy, do we have a lot of them. Governments want to know what will happen,\nin detail, in their corner of the world. And scientists want to know what will happen if we take measures to stop global climate\nchange, as opposed to letting emissions run rampant. With the models we have now, we can produce more customized predictions\nbased on different scenarios of what humans might do in the future, like how much carbon dioxide will be emitted\nover a given amount of time and how much land will be used for agriculture. You can also use these models to basically\nrun the predictions backwards, and calculate the factors that would lead\nto a certain amount of warming. So for example, if policymakers want to see\nwhat changes should be made to limit overall global warming to 2 degrees\nCelsius, they just have to use a climate model with\nthe appropriate parameters. That said, just because it’s the 21st century and computers are awesome now doesn’t mean\nclimate models have reached their perfect final form. The Earth’s atmosphere is an unbelievably\ncomplex system, and we don’t yet have models powerful enough\nto track absolutely everything. We also can’t account for every single thing\nhumans do now or might do in the future. So, we now know a lot about what will happen, but there’s still work left to do in perfecting\nour predictions. For example, up until 2012 or so, models weren’t great at predicting sea level\nrise— they undershot it pretty badly. UN reports in 2001 and 2007 made predictions\nfor sea level rise that failed to track with what we observed\nvia satellites by about 60%. That might be because the models didn’t\nfully account for the rapid changes in the ice sheets over Antarctica\nand Greenland. For the UN’s most recent report in 2013, the models were re-programmed and the projections\nfor sea level rise increased to be more in line with what we’re\nseeing happen. We want our models to do better, in part because we want to know what’s going\nto happen to our climate, and in part because accounting for all the\nvariables is just good science. With these constant improvements, every new prediction can be more detailed. And in the last couple of decades, we’ve started to be able to tailor predictions\nfor specific regions. Which is helpful, because people and governments in different parts of the world want to know\nvery different things. A farmer in southern Europe might want to\nknow if drought will affect their crops more severely in the\nfuture, while an islander from the Maldives might\nbe more concerned about their country being completely swallowed\nby rising seas. Now we can try to answer those questions, and a lot of the answers aren’t encouraging. No matter how you look at it, the models are\nvery clear that the planet is warming. That’s one of the easiest things to predict— I mean, we’ve been doing it since 1979. If we pump more heat-trapping greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, the\nnumbers come out warmer. There are factors other than greenhouse gases\nthat the models take into account too, like particulate matter', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'}), Document(page_content='that the models take into account too, like particulate matter\nfrom volcanoes and coal-burning power plants, which can have\na cooling effect. And we know the oceans will slow warming for\na while by absorbing CO2, until they run out of capacity. But all the predictions say the warming caused\nby greenhouse gases will have a stronger effect. Even in scenarios where governments around\nthe world work quickly to limit and phase out greenhouse gas emissions, climate models predict that the Earth’s\ntemperature increase will be at least around 2 degrees. In other scenarios, where we take less aggressive\naction or no action at all, the planet’s average surface temperature\ngoes up by more like 6 degrees Celsius. Which, if you’re used to Fahrenheit? That’s 11 degrees. That’s hot. But higher temperatures are far from the only\nconsequence of climate change. Using models, along with other tools, researchers predict all kinds of other effects. A comprehensive report by the US Global Change\nResearch Program, published in 2014, lists some of the consequences. It emphasizes effects on North America, but similar things would happen all over the\nworld. With more and more time passing between periods\nof freezing temperatures, plants could experience a longer growing season. That could actually have a net positive effect of causing plants to take up more CO2 so less\nstays in the atmosphere. But the good news pretty much ends there. In general, around the world and in North\nAmerica, there would be changes in the distribution\nof precipitation, including rain and snow. The changes tend toward increasing extremes. A warmer atmosphere holds more moisture, so\nwet regions will get wetter. But models show shifts in large-scale movements\nof air that would exacerbate dryness, too. So, for example, the dry American Southwest\nwill get even drier. And major events like droughts, heat waves,\nand powerful storms will get worse and more frequent. The effects of climate change on Atlantic\nhurricanes are hard to predict. We don’t know for sure whether it was responsible for the devastating 2017 hurricane season. But we know that as the global temperature\nincreases, the temperature of the surface of the ocean\ndoes too. And warm ocean water is hurricane fuel. Historically, warmer years don’t produce\nmore hurricane landfalls, so we may only see stronger storms, not more\nof them. But that’s not a sure thing. Climate change will have other kinds of effects,\ntoo, like rising sea levels, melting ice caps,\nand changes in ocean currents, but it would take a whole other episode to\ntalk about them all. Which is exactly what we did a few years ago. Thanks to decades of work improving climate\nmodels, we now have a very good idea of what’s happening, both globally and regionally. And even though our models have gotten much\nmore detailed over the years, those predictions of increasing temperatures\nhave stayed constant. Which is a good sign for the science of climate\nmodeling, but maybe also cause to be a little worried. We’ve always known the Earth wasn’t just\na damp cylinder. But as our ability to model the climate has\nimproved over time, we’ve learned a lot about how our planet\nworks, and what we’re doing to it. Thanks for watching this episode of SciShow. If you’re interested in learning more about\nthe effects of climate change, we have another video about just that topic. [OUTRO ♪]', metadata={'source': 'i9EyFghIt5o'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VgrgV3kFk | [Document(page_content="well six I mean can I ask a football question sure is Jimbo stay for at least another season it was Jimbo is here forever I mean long as the union wants to be yeah he's good he's gonna be good as gold yeah so if next season's like this season he's still alright well we'll take across that bridge when we get to it right but I'm confident we're gonna be we're gonna be good next season I'm very confident I think we've had some tough breaks this you gotta remember here so we start off we lose our quarterback good young man right great I think that was doing great he's really rehabbing good he'll be back for you know hopefully spring practice lose our quarterback hurricanes come we don't play for another three weeks and that really changed the whole I think it changed the whole chemistry of the team and we finally got back we lost a close game you know that we probably could have won lost a couple other close ones but the quality of the science Milan could have probably do the quality of our student-athlete beat Louisville quality of our student-athletes is outstanding and I'm very confident we're gonna be fun and Jimbo is gonna be fun okay well thank you for letting me go off top", metadata={'source': 'g3VgrgV3kFk'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9eFkmjIIWA | [Document(page_content='As far as we know, humans are the only living\nthings that wear watches. But we aren’t the only ones that can tell\ntime. Earth’s movement sets the rhythms of countless\nbiological clocks. The 24 hour solar period winds cellular gears\ncontrolling sleep, hunger, and metabolism in creatures ranging from jellyfish to elephants. And our 365-and-a-quarter-day journey around\nthe sun regulates cycles of seasons, harvests, and migrations. But the phases of our planet’s nearest neighbor\nalso have a surprising pull on biological rhythms. [OPEN] For many species the moon’s glow is a cue\nthat’s crucial to their survival. Vampires and emo teenagers aren’t the only\nones who find moonlight romantic. Lots of animals use the 29-and-a-half day\nlunar cycle to sync up when it comes to finding a mate. Triggered by the full moon, impalas roar,\nwhich in turn triggers all their female mates to begin ovulation. Using a common signal like this ensures every\nmember of a species goes looking for a partner at the same time. Lunar cycles are especially important in the\nsea. Marine bristle worms live on rocky shorelines,\nwhere they rise to the water’s surface under the dim light of the new moon. The worms mass together, swirling around one\nanother and release their gametes in sync. This big mating party increases the chances\nthat any one worm will contribute to the next generation. Some eels also reproduce all at once, and\nrely on the dim light of the new moon to avoid predators. The moon also controls the tides, and that\npull can help some animals’ eggs and larvae develop and survive. Fish called grunion lay their eggs high up\non beaches during high tides, where the sand protects the eggs as they develop. They hatch when the next cycle of high tides\nwashes them out to sea. But what *controls* these living lunar cycles? These species must have an inner moon clock. When scientists raised marine worms in constant\nlight or darkness, they didn’t try to reproduce. But when they gave them artificial light on\na lunar schedule, the worms did their mesmerizing mating dance. The scientists found special neurons in the\nworms’ brains that respond to light, linked to timing genes that control these lunar behaviors. The moon seems to act like a signal that supercharges\nthe worms’ desire to mate when the light at night is just right. But the moon is more than just a clock. It transforms ecosystems. The full moon is 100 times brighter than the\nnew moon. This lets animals see their prey, forage,\nand navigate better. But all that light can be risky. Many species of frogs avoid calling to their\nfriends during the full moon, since the extra light makes it more vulnerable to predators. And all the manmade light sources now flooding\nthe night could provide a fake, full-time full moon that might throw ecosystems out\nof whack. So what about us? Women’s reproductive cycles are about the\nsame length as the lunar cycle, but scientists think that’s probably just a coincidence. If human menstrual cycles were, in fact, linked\nto the moon, why not our great ape sisters? Now that millions of women are using apps\nto track menstrual periods, it’s become pretty clear there’s likely no connection. So for antelopes, coral, fish, and even wildebeest\non the Serengeti, the phases of life are set by phases up above. Next time you take a look at that fancy clock\nin your pocket, remember that you aren’t the only creature on Earth who relies on a\nsatellite to know what time it is. Stay curious. Yes. Technically speaking, moonlight is just sunlight. So you can stop typing that comment. And no, there’s no such thing as werewol', metadata={'source': 'L9eFkmjIIWA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rutlOmdgqgI | [Document(page_content="♪♪ Gotta get something\noff my chest Tired of small talk\nparties lit cigarettes Hoping that someone\nstops to learn me We become loners when\nour lives are a mess yea And we act like we're fine\nwhen we're not are we ok am I ok I know I'm not a perfect girl but I'm here tryna face the\nworld I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together Everyone's tryna steal the show but in the end when the\ncurtains close I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together you're coping together Point me the right way\nout my head I get so manic keeping\nup with my breath But then you came along\nand learned me Now I have company out\nin the deep end And we act like we're fine\nwhen we're not are we ok are you ok I know I'm not a perfect girl but I'm here tryna\nface the world I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together Everyone's tryna steal the show but in the end when the\ncurtains close I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together you're coping together I'm not asking for too much Honesty is honestly enough yea And I'm not here to\nchange the truth Tell me yours and I'll\nshare mine with you I know I'm not a perfect girl I'm broken mmmmhmmmm Everyone's tryna steal the show but in the end when the\ncurtains close I'm broken you're broken\nbut we're coping together I'm broken you're broken I'm broken you're broken\nyou're coping together Together together yea\nwe're coping together Together together yea\nwe're coping together", metadata={'source': 'rutlOmdgqgI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oXybog2IuI | [Document(page_content="hi I'm John Green welcome to my salon this is Mental Floss video and did you know that koalas have fingerprints just like humans in fact they're virtually indistinguishable from ours the only other animals that have fingerprints like humans are our relatives like chimps and gorillas anatomist believed that koalas may have evolved them as a way to help them grab and hold eucalyptus leaves and that is the first of many facts about koalas I'm going to share with you today that's right it's a koala only episode a koala tacular some sources say the word koala may have come from an Aboriginal word meaning no drink because koalas don't drink much but some say that's a myth and the term actually has Darragh origins that's a specific Aboriginal language and means animal speaking of koala linguistics there isn't a word for a group of koalas they don't actively avoid each other but they tend to be solitary creatures so it's not necessary to have a word for a group koalas also have a scientific name of course and the term for their genus comes from Greek words and means pouched bear but koalas aren't bears they're mammals with pouches which makes them marsupials it also makes them adorable so for a bit of koala history fossils have been found of their ancestors there were koalas very similar to the ones we know today as far back as 26 million years ago just for a bit of context our species has been around for about 250,000 years so one percent of koala history after the first koalas appeared there were for a time also tiny ones maybe just half as big and even more recently about three million years ago there were giant koalas double the size of the current one but back then Australia had mostly rain forests in the rain forests the eucalyptus trees were relatively scarce and yet koalas still used them for food that actually gave koalas an evolutionary advantage because as Australia became more dry many other trees receded but the eucalyptus is stayed around by the way we tend to think of koalas as a common Australian animal but they actually have 10 times more wild camels in Australia than they do koalas the reason for the strong association between koalas and Australia is partly thanks to the cartoonist Norman Lindsay at the turn of the 20th century he created a group of koala characters which were used to satirize parts of Australian culture another reason for the connection is that during World War one a contingent of the first Australian Imperial force actually brought a koala with them to Palestine as sort of a living mascot but whatever England had a lance-corporal goat in their army in 2008 Wallace moved from tree to tree but they revisit the same ones a lot their preferred group of trees is known as their home range and despite being fairly solitary like I mentioned before they do share trees and home ranges with each other but they also have a territorial side mail cool which are called bucks by the way females are dough's have a scent gland that they use to mark territory it's a brown gland on the chest that they rub on trees to inform other books you know this is my tree you can tell from my smell that's not the only weird thing Buck's do they have this low loud bellow according to experts it's similar to an elephant Rumble in pitch which is surprising considering their size this is meant to alarm other bucks and detract doze but for the record koalas rarely fight each other they also don't sweat even though of course it gets quite hot in Australia the reason they're often hugging trees is to stay cool and that's why sometimes they'll even hang on to trees that don't have eucalyptus leaves it's not that leopards primates and birds all use trees to stay cool although not all via hugging baby koalas are known as Joey's and they're very very cute but they're also kind of disgusting when they're young they don't eat eucalyptus leaves yet so they get nutrients from their mothers path", metadata={'source': '-oXybog2IuI'}), Document(page_content="they're young they don't eat eucalyptus leaves yet so they get nutrients from their mothers path which is essentially poop with a different composition like it comes out of their mothers bottoms and since I'm already ruining koalas for you they're kind of mean in 2006 The Sydney Morning Herald reported that some thieves had stolen a crocodile and traded it for illegal substances and according to a zookeeper they'd originally planned to take a koala but it quote scratched the out of them so in the end the thieves took the crocodile because it was more agreeable than the Koala in 2014 a koala named mundu escaped from his enclosure at the San Diego Zoo but he ended up finding a tree above his usual home and then just spent the whole day sleeping there the zookeepers got him back in the enclosure with some eucalyptus bribery here's some animals that would not be cute if they escaped from a zoo shark Hedgehog Aquaman bomb with feet speaking of Koala snapping the animals sleep between 18 and 22 hours per day but it's a misconception that they're always tired because eucalyptus leaves make them high they really just need to conserve their energy due to the low nutritional content of the leaves and they don't have great visions so they need their large noses to seek out the best eucalyptus leaves and they're pretty picky there are about 600 types of eucalyptus trees in Australia and they vary from area to area in a given region koalas tend to strongly prefer just one to three types although in a pinch they'll tolerate about 50 also if you're in Australia do not eat like a koala eucalyptus leaves are poisonous to humans most animals actually can't eat them either koalas have special microbes in their digestive tract to make their diet possible they also have to eat a lot due to that a fur mentioned low nutritional content they eat up to 2.2 pounds of leaves per day plus sometimes they keep some extra in their cheeks for later walls can also have heterochromia to eyes that are different colours one was found in 2016 named Bowie this is a very rare feature for marsupials unfortunately something that isn't rare for koalas is chlamydia an estimated 50 to 90 percent of the animals have it historically koalas have had very low genetic diversity and that's why so many of them are suffering from the same infection it also means it's going to be harder for them to deal with climate change and in addition to those struggles koalas are down to about 20% of their original habitat and sadly their population has dropped by about 95 percent since the 1990s and finally I return to my salon to tell you that koalas do not only eat eucalyptus they also eat dirt as I mentioned earlier the nutrition content of eucalyptus leaves isn't ideal so they get some calcium from dirt and it helps them to fully digest their eucalyptus thanks for watching Mental Floss video which is made with the help of all of these lovely people and thanks to all the koalas out there for being adorable even in hard times as we say in my hometown don't forget to be awesome [Music] [Music] you [Music]", metadata={'source': '-oXybog2IuI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtBca6H6Teg | [Document(page_content='From producer Tim Burton and replacement director Joel Schumacher comes a Batman movie that replaces the 80\'s gothic look of the first two with the ecstasy soaked fever dream of the mid-90\'s. Yup, this is definitely the worst movie I\'ve seen 30 times Batman Forever After Tim Bburton made Batman cool for the main stream, then put too much kinky stuff in the sequel to sell kid\'s toys, Warner Bros. picked Joel Schumacher as the pariah-- err... director to push the franchise in a more family-friendly direction -Holy rusted metal, Batman!\n-Uh? But hey! If this was the way we had to go through to get Nolan... take it away, Joel -Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?\n-I\'ll get drive-through. [sigh] Meet Val Kilmer\'s unique take on Batman He\'s not weird like Keaton, charming like Clooney, intimidating like Bale, swoll like Affleck, or emotional like a human. But he does contribute one major unique trait to the Batman legacy: His mouth is always open! I mean. bats do eat bugs... I guess that\'s one way to catch\'em Watch Batman face Two-Face: A man with the power of not being a threat half the time But there\'s also the onesy-wearing Riddler: Jim Carrey, at the height of his powers, brings the same manic energy he brings to his other roles Joygasm! Ssssssmokin\'! while Tommy Lee Jones makes the horrible choice to bring the same manic energy as Jim Carrey ...aand meee!!!! Watch these two actors try to one-up each other on camera ...while the real drama was apparently going down off-screen -He got up and hugged me, and said \'I hate you. I really don\'t like you\' Drill, as Batman faces his greatest danger yet, the only thing that can actually stop him for good: A therapist! Dr. Chase Meridian takes her place alongside Vicki Vale, as the latest Bat-girlfriend you\'ll never hear from again. She\'s got brains, brawn, and she\'s not using either of them Because all she does is perv out on a stranger in a rubber suit You ARE interesting Well, I wish I could say that my interest in you is... purely professional [many moans] My place. Mightnight I\'ve imagined this moment since I first saw you. Your eyes. Your lips. Your body. Experience the Bat-family grow bigger with Chris O\'Donnell\'s Robin, whose lame origin story of the Robin name I flew in like a Robin is still better than The Dark Knight Rises\' -You should use you full name: Robin\n-Thanks Witness a mid-twenties actor, who is best to play a cool teen, complete with cool motorcycle and learher jacket, giant 90s cool guy earring, and something no-one will ever make cool: Laundry Karate! Holy \'dry clean only\', Batman! This makes me wanna drink some bleach! So, witness the begining of the end of the original Bat-quadrilogy that put nipples on the Batsuit, launched Akiva Goldsman\'s career, and cut out the insane sub-plot with the giant bat, but survives today by hanging on to its three redeeming qualities: The Thumbs-up .gif The epic Seal song And the fact that no matter what you have to say it\'s not as sh*tty as Batman & Robin [Ka-ching] Never leave the cave without it Starring Hello, Reddit! I am actor and artist Val Kilmer. AMA! A chewed up Starburst! Jim Carries the movie Dr. Girlfriend The Adult Wonder Didn\'t sign up for this The world\'s craziest Laser Tag arena The "Batman! Yeah!" guy Batman! Yeah! The "Boiling acid!" guy Oh, no! It\'s boiling acid! and What\'s that, girl? Batman fell down a well? [bark] Batman Begins\n...to suck Did anyone notice Two-Face\'s lair only works if he is facing one direction? Do they have to rearrange the furniture when he turns around?', metadata={'source': 'CtBca6H6Teg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGWBA_OzCE4 | [Document(page_content="hey guys welcome to Collider movie talk movie talk from movie fans I'm your host Ashley mova and this is the daily show we give you all the latest news from the world the movies plus some insight into what it all means leading off the show today is Mark Ellis welcome one and all to the best movie news show in the entire galaxy a veritable spaghetti burrito of news for you guys this morning including a brand new teaser Quentin Tarantino may have a huge star in his next movie and of course now we get to figure out what men want the other than spaghetti burritos who's joining me Ashley oh here's Jon Schnepp sup everybody I can't wait to talk about the disaster artist but I'm under embargo no that's awesome go see it Kristian harloff is that your Apple why do you even Apple with you well it's not a stinky bagel but the good news one of the good news I'm very confused you ever see The Last Unicorn I've never seen it you should see you loved it I always thought it was has anybody he has seen Nellie yeah it has anyone here seen Kelly is that the name of the Last Unicorn is Kelly no it's just this crazy butterfly sings of wierd tune hashtag stinky bagel why you have him on the show ladies and gentlemen he gets right to the hard hitting movie news of the day even before we get to that rundown we have some very exciting news to report and it involves the sexiest man alive from 2010 so Ashley by my math that means at Blake Shelton is gonna be playing Deadpool in the year 2024 before we get to that Ryan Reynolds still gets another go-around come on Ashley he does but I don't have a run well it doesn't matter because we're just gonna gush about the teaser that we just received a couple hours ago where we saw Deadpool dressed as the legendary painter Bob Ross doing his version of the TV show very dirty very adult friendly lots of drug and sex references and then we also got treated to the first footage from Deadpool 2 so Ashley you and I got to enjoy this thing this morning the pre-production meeting what did you think about the first look at Deadpool 2 and then also the the Bob Ross spoof I thought it was hilarious to the it was almost dirtier than what I remember Deadpool to be which is just absolutely shocking I kept thinking is this real is this real he's making so many dirty jokes which of course I love I thought it was hilarious and I'm even more yeah it was almost like they took the r-rating that they had on the first day or they pushed it even a further step I thought that the the Bob Ross thing was funny and I was waiting for it to get old and it never got old because he's just so funny as Bob Ross and this is Deadpool in general and then we get to see some some quick images of what's going to happen all the action that's gonna be going on in Deadpool to some of our favorite characters from the first Deadpool and then we see a hand in ant Luke Skywalker's hand that is the hand of cable and that is according to the sweaty Jon Schnepp did you enjoy this teaser as much as I did I did I watched it with you I was laughing the whole time I mean you know making fun of Bob Ross is just fun because it's soothing everybody loves Bob Ross but ever like he'll make a little trees now make it read everybody could do it but Ryan Reynolds just does it I think the best I've ever seen like turning every single phrase into something dirty naming all the paints something crazy and 30 men in black every single paint like he just enjoyed just the the text that's going on underneath while he's talking about don't eat the trees so I absolutely I could watch an entire episode of Deadpool Bob Ross I would I can't I hope that's on the blu-ray DVD special and the like five seconds of quick like three frame flashes that we saw of Deadpool to just whetted my appetite I cannot wait to see this movie so yeah I loved it you say the word wet and it means something Christian I think you finally got through it I know", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="it you say the word wet and it means something Christian I think you finally got through it I know you might had some trouble watching the Deadpool 2 teaser this morning with the the tykes around well no it was funny because I was like well it didn't say read ban I didn't think it did anyway and so I started watching is like I was just doing the Bob Ross thing that's that's gray and then he goes I love cocaine and hear that I shouldn't hear that and then he stand then he throws the f-bomb and like all right we'll watch it later so but I did watch it I just want to know this is what I love about Deadpool in the marketing the first time is it's the initial pitches of how do they come up with that you know they're sitting around going well we had to do something bizarre and then Bob Ross is thrown out I mean that's like the last time I saw someone dressed up as Bob Ross was finstock when he did it for JT the trial of JT but that was the last time I've seen that I love that that happened I love that they did that I love that they kept the theme all the way through and then I so of course those images at the end didn't give anything away just like throw you back to that tone and said get ready for it and it's basically what they told you right off the bat was we're gonna have the same kind of marketing campaign times 20 yeah yeah I mean you get that painting at the end that I really look like the family portrait where you see cable in there you see the cabbie you see the old lady from the first movie TJ Miller and they're very excited for him and I really loved the end credits because they had all these random names thrown in there my favorite random name in the credits was for security it said Dalton but as I loved the boom boom goes the dynamite I love jimJam the movie comes out next year and if this teaser is any indication we're gonna have a pretty similar marketing campaign to the first one and that is very good news to my ears let's move on to our first official topic where I do believe there's some words on paper thanks to a report from the playlist it looks as though Rotten Tomatoes won't be unveiling their score for Justice League until Thursday at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Time nearly a full day after reviews go online the reason actually comes as part of a promotion for a new C its kippot show on Facebook and which Ron Tomatoes will officially unveil the score for new releases though many have taken online to say there's a massive conspiracy afoot with WB trying to delay the score until the movie drops for Thursday night showings it's likely this is simply a promotion for the Rotten Tomatoes original series as no doubt plenty of fans will be tuning in to see see it skip it to check out the score reveal for Justice League mark thoughts on Ron tomatoes delaying the score for Justice League from what we want to know about Justice League guys this is actually why they're doing it is to promote the new see it skip its show which is a show that I have a lot of friends over rotten tomatoes I've met with them and the two hosts of see it skip it our buddies of mine Jacqueline Kohli and she's gonna duel lo woo they're hosting it tonight and the reason why they're doing this show I think that even in the iterations this and I know this from talking to some people over Rotten Tomatoes is that they wanted to have a show where they cleverly reveal the tomato meter because obviously it's gonna get a lot of people watching it not just for Justice League because they've had this the works for a while and when they told me about this concept a couple months ago they mentioned that this is something that they want to do every week so this is not specific to just Justice League although I know that there's always gonna be fans that are saying well because we knew where the tomato meter was for Batman V Superman and maybe that turned some fans up maybe that galvanized a hardcore fan base maybe that", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="V Superman and maybe that turned some fans up maybe that galvanized a hardcore fan base maybe that just is a tertiary product of this but the reason why they want to do it on this show is because it helps promote this show and has less to do with Justice League but Christian I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of eyeballs on this program now because we get to see what the tomato meter is I'm very curious maybe so about I think it's a terrible idea I think it was a terrible idea for them to do this because they think you're putting too much pressure on the host I think that well you have to do there because I know both of the hosts I've seen they're working they're very talented and they're really good but what you're doing now is this has to be the best show that you have ever produced I mean this you cannot fail in this first show because all these eyes after are going to be coming after you for a Justice League to find out that score they have to be the funniest that they've ever been they have to be on point they have to make doubt the audience fall in love with them because the audience is going in general if you review Justice League and say one bad thing about it even if you loved it you say one bad thing they eat you alive the fact that you're holding this score back this is a volatile community that you're dealing with you so I think it was unfair to the hosts to do it for this movie first I think I understand the move I understand why they're trying to do it but I think it is a terrible move for them to do on their on their first done iterations of the show before no no I'm talking about holding the score I'm saying holding the score and then waiting for for Justice League being the one because yeah but it's not I haven't been on camera it would be like if we got to reveal it on movie talk I don't think I'd be that nervous if we got to because I've done movie talk but if we had a sit Tomatoes score my point is that not a lot of people know about the show and now to your point they will know about it more so now because of this review but you're putting a lot of pressure on the host I I think it's I understand the move but I think it's a terrible no I think they're great hosts and I mean no Christians are not speaking to me the great hosts but I like I just I I know them and I know they've worked in this industry for a long time so if you get this piece of information I think of anything it gets you excited as a host of like yeah we're gonna do a great show and that's what I'm saying it's not like the they're taping the show today right so it's not like the show is live watch so if something did happen or they didn't like a line or whatever you can you can take it out I mean this is like if you gave us movie talker schmoes to premiere something like that I think of anything I don't know my way to be able to step up and yeah but I don't know if I would do it though for I think I think there's I think that particularly it's just it is to hold that score back and let it go on on that particular show I think it I just think it's well it has less to do with the host and more to do with like taking an aggregate of all these different reviewers which is and then making a show out of it and then holding that back is the problem I have with it it's it should just be like here's what these five people have weighed in on and then ten more weigh in yeah and that changes the score it shouldn't be like we'll hold back on our score I think that's messy yeah that's it personally I don't care if they have a show or not I think it's great and I love rotten tomatoes because Rotten Tomatoes wouldn't exist if it wasn't for all of the different critics who are who make up what the sum total of Rotten Tomatoes is it's the sum total it's not its own specific well what did Rotten Tomatoes say it's like no it's what all these different people said you guys are part of the critics of Rotten Tomatoes", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="no it's what all these different people said you guys are part of the critics of Rotten Tomatoes so like if you guys did your review yesterday at 11:40 or whatever the embargo lifted last night you online right now can go and read every single critic who is part of Rotten Tomatoes who has weighed in and you'd may be able just by math but look you have to know math um way add up your own score it's like waiting for Ron to me this is goofy and just in its own way it's like be lazy and don't figure it out or go online read a bunch of other point my point is not not because like I said I know both the hosts there yeah very talent what I'm talking about is that I think it's a I think it's a kind of a not a great move by Rotten Tomatoes the company in general to hold it off go hey you want you want to find out what what the score is unjustly go watch it on our show of course the hosts say you wouldn't do that if what I was gonna say now was that of course the hosts are gonna be like yeah we want to take this on give it to us because that's big for them of course it is but Rotten Tomatoes as a company shouldn't hold score because of what everyone is thinking about with Justice League and want to know it there just we should point that was the point I was jumping off that is they you think if Collider had come up with the tomato meter you don't think that they're that you would want to come up with a way to monetize that or make it a big production just having it leak out slowly and watch it I think this is a I think this is a dynamic strategy to say we know that everybody's focused on the whole number and we're going to release it at this time the day before the movie comes I don't think that's fair because they released there are other numbers way before movies come out and that could help the movie or hurt the movie and now they're specifically doing it for 100 is it gonna be from every forever I think what they want to do with the show is it every week you don't know what the tomato meter is until you tune in to this show some pure B's and then what happens if you don't watch the show then you have to wait until like the day it comes out because you didn't get a chance to watch the show or your mate you're holding people hostage to watch your show so no but or you can actually be proactive and go and read your own critics like you find out like when I was used to be in Chicago I read Roger Ebert so I mean it's like you know what I'm saying like you have your favorite critics that you'll read and like I'm assuming everyone out there reads or watches different critics reviews of different things so you don't necessarily need an aggregate that comes up with a some number so I I think it's like okay if they do that for every single movie going forward but now it has to be like for every movie going forward they can't play favorites the optics on this might have a lot of people saying oh they're just doing this for Justice League and I think the point of the show is it they want to make it an event when they announced the score and I think that's fine because you're not holding people hostage because you're allowed to read reviews it's it this is not saying that we review embargo is up tonight it's the review embargo so that was up yesterday yes and all the stuff all day today you can go watch a review you're gonna see your Sabre critics field you don't get that collective score that's why a lot of people go to Rotten Tomatoes they go watch the collective score they don't go try a couple of your favorite views and of course like people have already looked at our review people have watched a Collider Ranger people have done that for shorten that's what they're gonna do like Jeremy John's review came out they click on it they watch it but then they also want to see what that collective score is going to be ours being one of those two and I think by saying well you can find out but find", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="is going to be ours being one of those two and I think by saying well you can find out but find out on Thursday at 8 p.m. it's like no just what is it well it is their company they could do what they want said of course someone else could come up with their own aggregate show mine is blue rotten green tomatoes or whatever like you know mine comes out every day I think it's a very valuable piece of IP that they created and so if they want to either monetize it or they want to say hey this we're gonna make this into a vent I think all the more power to me because it's a smart marketing strategy how do you feel about this hat um I think that conversation just got more intense than I thought it was gonna be what reversal than I thought um I think it's honestly I think it's pretty genius of Ron tomatoes to do this because they know that people just go online type look at the score and then that's all there is to it why not capitalize on people wanting to see your score so I think it's a pretty smart move but I definitely get your point Christian I don't think what it's like battlefront started as a battle do the same thing where they like they basically said you can have all these we're not gonna charge you for anything and then it's like aw but you have to do all these different things or you can pay it's like you're if this is from this day forward I don't have any problems are there specific about individual movies don't upholding information I think that's kind of like I cut actually off no I just think that people that are planning on seeing this opening week that this isn't going to change they're already bought they already bought their tickets they're gonna see it regardless and you know you'll be able to see the score if you're gonna see it next week anyway so I don't think it makes that big of a difference and you know what's funny is like it's not even gonna effect justly cuz most people actually liked it so it's like it's not gonna get it like a 13 on around tomatoes I don't know what Ron tomatoes is because they're holding the numbers back but when that comes out I can almost guarantee you it's going to be way higher than the Batman V Superman and Suicide Squad yeah if you really want to know what everybody thought about Justice League you can do your due diligence and go check out all the reviews that are out there already if you're so reliant on one number to tell you if you should go see a movie or not then I think that's a that's a fallacy your judgement anyway but if you want to wait for that number then you should probably check look I'm much more upset about the Blake Shelton's sexiest man alive you're telling me that's the sexiest guy on earth right now hold Gwen Stefani yep she's happy I don't I'd go Adam Levine all right next door in a new report from variety three studios have emerged as the frontrunners to distribute Quinn Tarantino's next movie the top three include Warner Brothers Sony and paramount with Warner Brothers actually transforming their lot to match the time period using the Warner Brothers logo from 1969 as the marquee outside the studio Sony also reportedly created a big pitch focused on marketing and domestic as previously reported Tarantino is eyeing Margot Robbie for the role of Sharon Tate and is said to have also written rules for Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio deadline is now reporting that Tom Cruise is also on the shortlist of talent Tarantino has spoken with about one of the two lead male roles though they caution it will come down to scheduling should nap thoughts on the top three Studios up for Tarantino's next movie and do you think Tom Cruise would be a good addition I love this I don't want to see Tom Cruise as Charles Manson I don't see Brad Pitt play Charles Manson you ever seen 12 monkeys and you see his like crazy performance in 12 monkeys you know what I'm doing it so yeah I'm really excited about I love that the studios are", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="12 monkeys you know what I'm doing it so yeah I'm really excited about I love that the studios are doing all this kind of stuff like rolling out the deluxe red carpet for Tarantino because all of his films are great I just watched hateful eating again a couple nights ago it's such a fantastic film and that they're transforming it out they just did they put all these 60 styled cars and the waiting room was all modeled with like 60 style furniture they did they went all out they're like look we're all in you got that hundred million son here's those gross points off first revenue son so those are the things that Tarantino's asking for which I think is ballsy I mean that's I mean he's at that point where why not be gangster so he's being gangster because he knows that everyone's gonna go see this movie it doesn't matter what it's called it doesn't matter if it's a it's about it's about Manson playing music the whole has nothing to do with charity it's just him playing his stupid songs everyone's gonna want to see it because Tarantino's writing it cuz he doesn't mess around so i think it's i think i love this news it kind of makes me feel like old hollywood you know when it's like this is the way things this is the way things should happen yeah I mean Warner Brothers brought does not care what the actual story of this movie is from recent reports it would take place in the late 60s early 70s but it might not tie in as directly to Charles Manson or the Manson murders as one might initially suspect so you write stuff this could be about Charles Manson introducing Brian Wilson to a sand guy to put sand in his studio for Pet Sounds for two hours and they would want it why because you got the name Quentin Tarantino and you have huge stars potentially Tom Cruise attached Christian they accepted they rolled out the red carpet when Tarantino arrived at Warner Brothers there was a circular entrance in front of the building with cars from the late 60s they the water brothers logo from the late 60s I mean they went all out to get this movie now they hear Tom Cruise might be involved was this something you try out 100 mil for yeah absolutely I mean cuz Quentin Tarantino is one of those rare directors that he sells the movie like there are there are a handful of directors that when you hear about their movie coming out you it's an event whether it's Quentin Tarantino Morton Martin Scorsese Christopher Nolan like you know Francis Ford Coppola people when you hear those names when you hear those names it's like okay I'm gonna see I don't care what it's about and then when you hear that it's like you said with Manson running around with a guitar and then whether or not whether or not Tom Cruise is gonna play Manson or somebody you know that's associated with him we don't know but Tom Cruise in a Tarantino movie is brilliant because the whole point of what he's been able to do with his career lately is he can flip it on it on its head and flip your perception of him on its head like that he did an entropic Thunder where you saw that that role used over wait a minute that that was Tom Cruise even know it was him to the ending he was eight he's able to do that he went back to action show that at his age he was able to do action and he's also he's he is able to take risk now I missed the other one that he did but I heard it was really good the the American made an American man was really good maybe stable to do more stuff there so I want to see what he's able to do in a Tarantino movie because I also want to see it's the one movie where he will have to listen to his nothing isn't listen to his directors but I mean it's not about it's not a Tom Cruise movie it's a Quentin Tarantino movie every movie he does it's a Tom Cruise movie this will be and Tom Cruise went at it with eyes wide yeah right right you know that was my little John Kruse I don't want it to be a combative situation and especially with", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="know that was my little John Kruse I don't want it to be a combative situation and especially with the way the mummy turned out it became cruise control became an action lose now I get that with Tarantino they know I know and I don't want to write I feel like it's got to be you know like you're doing a Tarantino movie you like that's what you're doing it's not like he's not he's not doing a Tom Cruise movie that has to be laid out but I wonder if this is maybe hinting at the future decision-making of Tom Cruise is that he might want to step away from doing as much action I mean look the guys coming off The Mummy where it wasn't well-received his performance felt out of place to a lot of critics Mission Impossible was great and then he suffered a very serious injury doing his stunts by the most recent Mission Impossible movie so this could be him transitioning slowly out of the action game and singing to take on more meaty roles that have more of a deeper emotional conflict within them and maybe more Oscar statues in the future yeah agreed okay good point Saul Ashley you like Tom Cruise in there you know well first of all when I read this story I was kind of a little bit bummed out that cuz I love true crime so much and to hear that this isn't actually going to be about the Manson Family murders I'm like well now what's it gonna be about than a year 1969 all right cool but um I guess you know talking to great talent obviously Tom Cruise he kind of annoys me sometimes cuz he he just acts like oh I'm Tom Cruise I'm comin I'm Tom Cruise but I actually did like American made so maybe he is branching out and being a little bit more you know on the DL and I think Jennifer Lawrence was actually even in talks at one point so well you know when you have top-notch talent with a great director it's gonna be fabulous right I just gotta add a lot of things happen in 1969 see some murder you know I know your murder obsessed but you know there's other things on the planet besides the Manson murdering people crime podcast to get your glory days Tarantino's a guy they could take any time period any premise and I think we've a nice tapestry he made up he named Rumplestiltskin but he could turn that straw into gold we got one more story and is this gonna be gold or well we're going to buy or sell now well then let's buy or sell with gold coins yeah and a report from The Wall Street Journal Illumination Entertainment is nearing an agreement with Nintendo to make animated Super Mario Brothers movie based on the iconic video game that's where the gold coins joke exactly elimination is owned by Chris melody andriy and Universal Studios and has produced a Despicable Me and secret life of pets franchises illuminations macguff studio in Paris is currently in the early stages of development with a release say yet to be determined Christian buyers sell an animated movie based on Super Mario Brothers very tentatively buying this because I want to see because ever since that 1993 crap pile on ice regardless what late to the party says it is it is garbage film and it is it almost ruined Super Mario Bros because they didn't want to ever put that they didn't want anyone else to ever touch Bob Hoskins career in tennis they wanted it said no no we're never no one's ever doing a movie ever again because that movie was so bad but the reason I buy it is because I think in animation form is where it should live and what they should do the reason I tentatively buy it is because I thought secret life of pets was a big big misfire I thought at the beginning of I thought they sold it to you as this is gonna be Toy Story with dogs and it became that for about 10 minutes and then it just became the silly crime movie dogs driving cars I hated that it was bad it's really bad and so what I'm when I get worried about it's the same thing they're gonna do is that they instead of saying what they should just do with this movie", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="same thing they're gonna do is that they instead of saying what they should just do with this movie is make it based on the game like he's got a you've got to rescue the princess he's got to go through the through these moments making a fantasy movie inside of this illumination studio and don't put it in don't don't put it on earth with you you know with humans and running around and then this is this other stupid adventure just keep it true to the game and then I'll bio once I see a trailer but I like the idea that they're gonna do it yes you almost worry about them staying true to the game or games because there's so much mythology to mind yeah all the Mario creations that have happened since when we first got to scene here in America in 1985 of me that was just a simple story of a plumber and sometimes his brother the first plumber done going to rescue a princess and now you have all these different cast of characters and vehicles and a useless dinosaur named Yoshi that does not belong in this movie at all how do you feel about the Super Mario Brothers has your opinion changed as we heard yesterday Brooke do the nanny Luke delimit that's right Donkey Kong Sun where's Donkey Kong that's the original that Donkey Kong shot have been being it or I know that's the only reason I'm gonna buy it if Donkey Kong they have to have the origin of Mario not Mario Brothers Mario the plumber saving the princess from Donkey Kong so I would love to see that part of the mythology built in and then you've got to buy from me yeah yeah I mean I think doing a CG version makes the most sense I'd like to see there I mean I talked about yesterday we were talking about like making a live-action you know marathon of all the stinko movies Double Dragon I think that Mario is cross-generational there's a lot of different people that have a huge affinity for Mario despite what we saw with the 1993 movie and the way to do it would be animated this could be it could compete with Mortal Kombat actually for the greatest video game movie of all time that's that's a yeah it's a tough thing to follow but I would love for this to work like I would love for this to work I think that Super Mario Brothers is the franchise that everybody knows and it could really turn around video game movies and I mean I love ilumination minions hold a special place in my heart so here we go yeah I will say how dare you on Yoshi Yoshi needs to be in this movie Yoshi especially animated film to have Yoshi in your she's gonna be like the comic relief of like the dinosaurs to help us rescue princesses we had ourselves we had our width we occasionally had fireball shooting from our crotches and that's all we need gonna get that checked yeah well yeah I mean it still hurts a little bit down there we'll Mario get to the castle find out thanks to illumination and our next story Shelby in a recent appearance on CBS Sunday morning original Halloween creator John Carpenter revealed that Blum House's new Halloween movie would ignore all the sequels but declined to reveal much else we now have a bit more clarity courtesy of co-writer Danny McBride in an interview at Yahoo McBride definitively vo the time frame will see the upcoming horror redo saying we're kind of ignoring all the films past the first one it picks up after the first one but it's sort of an alternate reality it's as if the first Halloween ended in a slightly different way mark buyer sell the new Halloween movie ignoring all the sequels and a sort of alternate reality now you're totally by it I don't need any other Halloween movies I like Halloween too and there's a couple other ones that no there's a lot of season of the witch fans out there but if you're ending at this one I mean the only thing that really smite our up was okay so we're ending it in a slightly different way than the original Halloween ends I I want to figure all that out because I don't think you messed with", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="the original Halloween ends I I want to figure all that out because I don't think you messed with the first one and I don't think that's dynamic Brides or anybody else is on this new movies intention especially with John Carpenter being involved somewhat so I like what I'm hearing I like the Jamie Lee Curtis is gonna be coming back so everything I'm hearing about this Halloween movie is a buy for me so far how about you should have yeah I'd buy it I mean mainly because of Danny McBride and just finished watching Vice Principals season two I mean the team that's behind this look they've done comedy so well comedy in a tragedy horror go hand in hand I think I'm looking forward to seeing what they're gonna do in the alternate version universe of Michael Myers so yeah everything you said I'm in Christian you in yeah big by yeah this is a very smart move there's been seven hundred and thirty three of Halloween's that we don't we don't we don't need any more to keep continuing on like eight nine Michael Myers in space Michael Myers in a volcano you don't need it anymore if you want it you go back and you say well we're gonna retcon pretty much everything and we're gonna say it's it's very similar comet Logan did if you think about it Logan is this side adventure to where it might it could tie into all the other extra movies you've seen but if they decide to do another one in that particular timeline then maybe it didn't yeah I'm fine with that because I think that if you the first Halloween is arguably one of the best horror movies of all time if you continue right where you left off and then Jamie Lee Curtis I think she died in like the seventh one or the 12th one whatever it was yes so but now that she's back alive and they pick up after it took off and they have a good story yeah this is a very smart way to do it big by okay well the next story is going to help all you ladies out there getting side arm ale noggins deadline reports that paramount players has signed empires taraji P Henson to star in what men want a comedy remake inspired by the 2000 hit romantic comedy what women want the new version follows a female sports agent who has been constantly boxed out by her male colleagues when she gains the power to hear men's thoughts she is able to take advantage of the gift and races to sign the NBA's next superstar the studio is fast tracking the film and is set for release on January 11 2009 teen Christian buyer sell what men want with taraji P Henson I'm gonna buy the what men want I'm gonna sell to Raj B Henson as the lead I would rather scene who was Tiffany Haddish fans Tiffany Haddish I'm not a baby I don't love trash Bri Henson I think that she sometimes this is something about her I don't know but I think that I would have much rather seen Haddish do this role but I do like the idea of the remake on the other side I think it's smart I think it could be really funny and I want to see I want to see what they come up with so I'm not just gonna say sell I'm not gonna see it cuz she's in it I do think she's a talented actress but I just there's something I just don't I'm not as big of a fan as everybody else's I'm a pretty big fan of Hanson I think I'll buy this I here's my issue with it it's not the star of the movie it's just at the premise like when what women won came out I'm not a woman so I don't know what that's going on in their head so I can give them the credibility of like oh well okay maybe they're thinking on a higher plane than all the crap that's going on through our heads but I know what happens inside this and it shouldn't it should never get out like it's like I I don't know how I can sit there and watch and see all these guys on screen and be like I know what you're really this is not what they're gonna be waiting there's no areas I'm buying it because that's what they're doing if they don't do it like I gotta go guys a dirty dog that's weird a crazy brain", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="what they're doing if they don't do it like I gotta go guys a dirty dog that's weird a crazy brain freaked out I mean come on that's what we if they're really gonna go there then they really got to go there doesn't even matter to me who is the female star right now they I mean you're right I think Tiffany Haddish would have been a lot better but the premise is what the way it's written is what matters you get a good actress I think she's a good actress so straight actress you know that's what I mean it's like Mel Gibson didn't really matter in that in his in that movie it matter how it was played out and you know so I mean I feel like the script is the most important thing and they've got to be harsh it's got to get you know it's got to get doggy Ashley Henson was crazy just build a bridge over that she was great in hidden figures do you think that she's the right star for this vehicle or do you think that regardless who's starring it this thing's going on now that Christian mentioned Tiffany Haddish don't even think of that I would have loved that but i'ma still be in the movie yes she could I'm really excited for this movie regardless though because it's been a while since we saw a good romantic comedy and they really hope that this brings back ROM cause because I love ROM cogs well hopefully we get rhythm comes back in full force that's not gonna happen it's not not with your inside men's minds it's not gonna happen I'm sorry to crush your dreams Ashley but that's not going to happen I love jokes like that though there's absolutely no romance whatsoever spaghetti or burritos no it's just the overall you keep playing of Super Bowls at Redskins right that would be a great playing the whole time music we are gonna move on to mailbag and we're gonna save some time to the end of show for you live Twitter questions to go ahead start tweeting us right now at Collider video in the meantime I want to remind everybody we have a very special screening coming up thanks to our folks here at Collider of video November 29 at 7 p.m. in Los Angeles Collider is hosting a thor ragnarok screening our own frosty stephen want rob will be moderating it you're gonna have an extended Q&A with director Tycho ytt you can enter to win right now on Collider comm again the screening actually takes place in November on November 29th in Los Angeles 7:00 p.m. so if you're gonna be in the Southern California area on November 29th definitely head to Collider calm right now and see how you can enter to win that contest should be a lot of fun the Justice League non-spoiler review is up both on Collider and video and on schmoes no YouTube channels right now so make sure you subscribe you can check out that before the rotten tomatoes core comes out tonight there's an all no Heroes is going to be up later on channel hosted by that's what he nerd mr. Jon Schnepp and an all-new Schmo down between team action and above the line drop yesterday you do not want to miss that match with all that being said we'll move on to mailbag you guys can email us anytime Collider video at gmail.com and occasionally it's gonna get read on the air we even include your name in there yeah Justin Wright a crew had an idea based on the new last Jedi IMAX poster that dropped recently I think it looks amazing but is it the best Star Wars poster it certainly makes the case for being one of the best but I would love to hear what the panel thinks is the best Star Wars poster release of all time yes including prequels all thanks it's a great question Justin one of my favorite Star Wars posters of all time is a prequel to the Phantom Menace it's one with young Anakin standing there and Tatooine with the background and then you see a shadow of Darth Vader over I think it was just very artistic very well done simplistic my favorite Star Wars poster of all time I love return of the jazz my favorite Star Wars movie of all time is the simple Return", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="of all time I love return of the jazz my favorite Star Wars movie of all time is the simple Return of the Jedi poster with the hands just holding the lights a well you see is the lightsaber going up it's just sometimes simplicity works but I do enjoy these character posters where they throw a lot against the wall Christian I'm intrigued by this IMAX poster because we see kylo Ren but it's also there's there's been in there and then he's holding the kylo Ren mask why would he be holding his mask is this some sort of graduation from the masker is just just having more appendages of him in the poster no we've seen it in the trailer he gets rid of the mask I mean he there's something that he wants I think that the mask is gonna signify something like to where he I feel that in that in that we see him the first time in force awakens and he's pretending to be Vader and then even ray says tell me you have this fear that you're not gonna live up to what Vader was I think he gets rid of it he's starting to get rid of that he's starting to become his own person so that's why he smashes that particular helmet but I love this poster I do and my favorite is new hope I mean new hope is is that that originals true the original Struzan poster that I can't it was true which one are you talking about the 1977 one with him on the rock yeah no that wasn't sure wasn't sure I was a Hildebrandt oh great that was the one wasn't Bob Ross but that was that's my that's my favorite I thought that that goes back to that George Lucas envisioned of what this thing was supposed to be this old school kind of serialized space opera and it still signifies exactly what Star Wars is today Jon Schnepp you dig this poster and your all-time favorite I like this poster you know we had talked a little bit about them you know Rey wearing a red cape but I guess a lot of people wear red capes in Star Wars but I don't know if that means anything if she's looking to go sit whatever but I think it's okay my favorite all-time posters both versions of the original Empire Strikes Back the Gone with the Wind version where you see Darth Vader in the background you see a tauntaun you see Han and Leia and c3po and r2d2 and then there is I believe it's a polish version that then was used here where it's darth vader like standing over all of these hats and it's just it really it's just this epic kind of uh as a kid it just made me because I loved Star Wars and then the idea that they're making another one was the most exciting thing to me because you didn't know what it was gonna be and where they're gonna go so I remember seeing those images and just all of my synapses were firing like oh they're on an ice planet and all this other stuff so to me when I see those two posters it brings back that childlike wonder so yeah so actually you have convoy around ditching the mask you have rey for whatever reason wearing a red cape anything standing out to you and particular about this new iMacs oh my gosh this poster is I love this poster so much I think it just might be my favorite colors together are red black gray I just it looks so sick and it reminds me of that shot that we saw in the trailer of the Red Room I love this poster Red's a fine color just as long as when you ignite a lightsaber as long as your your saber as long as your Khyber kit crystal doesn't turn the thing Reds lose your stream isn't red kids at home you're gonna be fine okay good let's move on the live Twitter right okay these violent delights have violent ends while there is a dramatic Twitter handle no that's their name that is their entire name right what are your thoughts on Universal pushing get out for the Golden Globes that's a comedy I love because I think it's it's it gives it a better shot to be recognized which is ultimately what the golden loaves are about and get out may not be considered a strict comedy but I think it's a horror comedy that's how I would", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="get out may not be considered a strict comedy but I think it's a horror comedy that's how I would classify it and it certainly has a lot more laughs in it than a movie like John Shep's favorite yuk fest of a couple years ago the Martian you like this move I hate this move absolutely it's one of the stupidest it's just like the Martian it's like get out is not a comedy I know you just said you think it is but it's not fun it's just funny moments in it I know I totally are I will argue with Mark after the show about this for at least five minutes it's not a comedy it's a horror movie with certain elements that are funny that's it I mean there's that I mean if you laugh throughout the entire movie good for you maybe it's a comedy for you but it's not classified as a comedy in any way shape or form this is so stupid I don't want to talk about it it's hard I mean I would say horror comedy there's a lot of satire and I think it's a musical she's so dumb do you think that there's an element to this decision Christian was because of who the director Jordan Peele was coming from a comedic background or do you think this is just a better way for the studio to get it more recognition all the above I think that um yet for the director for sure and Peele but I also think that and even the the guy who played his best friend there's only he all of his bits were calm he was funny but that's it let me finish my man Bob Ross getting his voice out oh you guys are cutting me off like I'm on fairness you do get an hour to talk in traffic on face won't eat a bagel disgusted you literally yell about getting cut off and I figured if you guys are gonna let me talk you keep going over the same points I might as well you know what an apples so mark what you were about to say nothing to say do you have anything you want to say if I get out and forget it all right so that my only point oscar's get 10 movies to nominate so if you get a more recognition at other award shows it could be more of a contender for mark mark I want to hear what Christian was gonna say it's so rude that you cut it well it's not it's it's not a comedy but there are comedic moments for sure the it's it's a Twilight Zone episode it is an overall Twilight episode it is haunting at points it is a satire for sure but it is it's not a comedy I mean there are funny moments the same way there are a lot of would you would you call scream a comedy accessorize a lot of the horror genre with some comedic moments and there's some funny stuff happening but it's not a comedy so I don't think this is a comedy either it's more of a dramedy if anything drama with some with some comedic moments but I would I recognize this move I would understand and say okay I can see why they would do this way more than the Martian okay actually if you are working at a video store yeah I don't I don't know what section I put this in but aren't you guys happy that it's actually getting recognition though like regardless of what it's being not only for organising the Oscars sure for that yes they're like regardless of what it's being nominated for I'm just excited I'm not because I think it's a short it's a short changing the movie it's short changing the directors short changing the vision of the film by calling it an effing comedy it's not a comedy it's not a musical either they should have just called it a musical because these award shows are so stupid they're worthless and that's what they're proving to me they're idiots I think the Golden Globes yes I would agree with you it's moronic I think we take all these things too seriously we take tomato scores too seriously but at least wallet one of us is getting all their fruit in let's do one more and then more okay Alan Reed writes if you could take a movie character to dinner who would you pick and why this Harding Michael Myers okay explain your rationale both you gentlemen are go Robbie plays Tonya Harding yeah", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'}), Document(page_content="Michael Myers okay explain your rationale both you gentlemen are go Robbie plays Tonya Harding yeah and you said Tonya the character and Michael Myers is the original William Shatner mask so yeah but you're not getting Margot Robbie the actress you're getting her playing this crazy trailer-trash human being yeah but she eats Ashley you have anybody you would actually like to take these in her not named Blake Shelton the Joker I got whoo there it is the Joker just cause he's so hot there you go taking Jessica Lange from 1976 King Kong to a nice deal I think that she's been through a lot she was stranded on skull I went for a long time it was just her and a giant ape now look if I have to follow you having some sort of relationship with the giant prehistoric like ape I think I can do that okay I can be a comforting force I think I'm really good at being a nice ear to listen to people's problems she just had this this relate to this this is his boyfriend / Pet fall from the Empire State Building she's gonna be broken up about that we can share memories of pets that we've lost in the past then we can bond and forge a meal and hopefully enjoy a spaghetti burrito do I go with Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman you're taking her back fortunately you already took Tanya no take-backs yeah hell yeah because he's a cheap digs I could eat any he doesn't talk he's just gonna he has to take the mask off and get to watch him eat with his weird face someone said the Terminator it's a great idea to sit him by you're uh you just sit him right by your meal so no one bothers you or even the robot from rocky for I like that yeah I mean you could go with like a really rich person like Michael Douglas is Gordon Gekko because he's paying for the meal there's no way that ego is gonna let you pay for the meals who Tony Stark okay all right I might talk to Bruce Wayne too because like if I was there next to Bruce Wayne all I would do is pepper him with questions about this giant bat running around and you see I wish Bruce Wayne George Clooney no not Clooney I'd probably go Christian West Batman I want to see him just like I want to see what I want to see if he gives me any notes that he is a little upset that I'm making fun of this giant bat did he actually dresses up as cuz I know I'm on to you Wayne I'm on you Jack Burton Jack Burton from big trouble oh that would be good yeah all right well you guys have hang on I'm changing mine Snake Plissken oh there you go see okay but we have to be seated next to rocket racoon that bit going he's gonna eat a lot yeah well I have to fight the other raccoons on my back he'd win he would were there voicing him it's a character Movistar to break a pain fair enough it'd be really weird with Bradley Cooper hiding under the table right this was a really weird a very spirited episode of Collider movie talk thank you guys for joining us everybody behind the scenes as well as everybody up here on the table with me I let everybody get your individual plugs in but your mouths are all full with your various breakfast treats so for Ashley mova Jon Schnepp and Kristian harloff my name is merely Mark Ellis we'll see you guys tomorrow for another episode of Collider movie talk ballroom hey everybody Mark Ellis here thanks for watching this episode of collider a movie talk you want to watch more then click up here or you can click right here for more great content from Collider and if you haven't subscribed a Quadra video do so right now and share this video for watching you", metadata={'source': 'PGWBA_OzCE4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcWKpGzhgq4 | [Document(page_content="right taste my Mo's film site is Justice League legend waiting for Justice League it was X Friday and this is a DC Comics Code the super group and this your first could real go at being Aquaman we have sort of seen you yeah we know we haven't so it's they're all there there's the flash Wonder Woman Batman cyborg and you Aquaman and why why act man why have you all been joined together in this way the world as we know it is gonna end no yes just I hate to break the news to my friends kind of save you obviously you know in terms of the superpowers cuz obviously all superheroes you've got super powers so command water-based could breathe onto water presumably yes but what else can he do he can command the ocean so he can you know I basically talk to fish if you wanted me to I don't know make you sushi I can do that like put the plant Jonestown for fish super-strength and and you've got your hang on it's a squint kwinda agent Quinton it's not the Trident yeah we don't get to try it into a little bit later next movie so I think the Quinn don't you step back there you this is this real good reaction to a for well done this one's a nice light one oh I see I could do that I do break a lot of these okay I mean I do break a lot of them but [Applause] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'pcWKpGzhgq4'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WT7NU3Rwr0 | [Document(page_content="as in his rear view mirror his former team indeed launching a three you can count it all cotton for JoEllen bead and kuzmic coming from the crowd Boyce Simmons on the run Wow try and stop him Ben Simmons third on the team he was the 27th pick in the draft yet he is third among rookies in scoring Dario sharukh in rhythm for three high efficiency there when you talk about not even having to worry about job Josh give and go and another dunk for been the past compliments of Jo Ellen beat who's averaging about three assists per game and unable to finish Lonzo ball still scoreless running the floor Simmons one more for Anderson is able to finish and a foul beautifully facilitated by Ben simony look at the vision Timmy to Big Ben to Justin sixer lead at 8 back him down he is simmons against ball and he got it done a confident looking Ben Simmons that time the other thing about Simmons just watching is his field it's got a credible field Radek with the jumper heroics overall for the Lakers Simmons nicely delivered to impede as Lopez came over to help out Ben said you know what I know my guys got to be open frankly these are two of the worst free-throw shooting teams in the league Simmons the Sun FriendFeed counted again and the big man goes to the line looking to complete his business he is so special - combination of strength and finesse absorbs the contact yet somehow still explodes to the rim nobody able to stop - whoa he's got ten one of three Lakers now in double figures coming a long way for that pass whoo nice look boy a nice pass indeed his fifth assist and a beneficiary Simmons another dunk for him to give him 10th his slow release give it Joel time to get out there Kontest sharukh got it Dario charge hits the three his second of the game ain't no shame in his game he is not gonna back down but can he deliver that time he got caught ball watching and Redick just snuck through the backdoor on the rookie and delivered - well whenever you gets caught staring at the ball you're gonna lose your man JJ recognizing Lonzo stairs that of Sam Perkins that droopy-eyed look that Brandon has Simmons attempt beam I'll tell you what they're working beautifully to get dozens i think he's gonna excel here i think this is a good place for him Kentavious caldwell-pope Ben Simmons very comfortable with that turnaround with the off hand and the wobble Kappa Rho is played well Simmons attracted the attention of the Lakers and be launching a three and donate goes for one and Jo Ellen be directing traffic at prep traffic cops using on nice look to Simmons beautifully delivered Jo Ellen be now tying a career-high his sixth assist Simmons moving on Randall caught it Don a gorgeous floater by Ben Simmons who is tracking a triple-double for him Brent brown is upset at Pat take a look at Ben the other end The Little Giant Killer finger roll [Applause] Simmonds yes [Applause]", metadata={'source': '9WT7NU3Rwr0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj7DVNDb7To | [Document(page_content="[Music] hey guys it's Jesse B so today is a different type of video I was sitting down last night and suddenly had all of these memories from when I was a kid flood back into my brain and I was like did anyone else do these things when they were a kid because some of these things were really really strange but then I started talking to some of my friends and they were like yes Jess I did that as well so I thought why not make a video on this because I'm sure I can think of tons of things that everyone did as a kid that they thought was weird what other people were doing - now I know I'm a lot older than a lot of my viewers I am turning 24 24 so my childhood might have been a bit different than yours so some of these things you might have done and some of these things you may not have done but I think most of them you have done so let's just get into the video because I like to have long intros for some reason first one wrapping your finger around the telephone cord while you talk to somebody now most kids today won't be able to relate to this but back when my parents had one of those phones or the cords on them I would just talk and be like yes yes oh I dropped my whole body around in it number two being able to open up a brand new CD without scissors or a knife I know a lot of kids perfected how to open this perfectly you go to the corner where it's kind of folded over it just like I don't know if you guys ever drank kool-aid or Capri Suns when you're a kid but they came in I was like juice pouch things and first of all for some reason I always had difficulty getting the straw and a little pouch but when you finish it is it only me already to spend a few minutes just blowing into the pouch so it would expand and then you breathe back in and it contracts and just keep doing that without only me maybe does anyone remember receiving those little art packs for your birthday or like Christmas or something because I feel like this was a gift that everyone just received and for some reason my favorite part after using all these supplies was reorganizing them back into the case that was like always amazing the crayons would just make that popping sound when it goes back in or it was great oh my gosh that click noise that you would get when rotating the wheel of your disposable camera whenever I want a vacation as a kid my parents would always get me one of those disposable cameras and the sound the sound of the click and then take the picture speaking of clickings you guys remember those pens that you can get that had like I don't know like ten different colors on them and I would sit in class and I would pull down each color and just click it and go in a circle but sometimes two colors would get stuck and then you couldn't use the pen anymore and I was really sad and I feel like they ran out really really quickly oh my gosh probably one of my favorite things was while I was sitting in class and I would put glue all over my hands and once it would dry I would just peel it off and it would be the most satisfying thing like it would feel good but it would look cool too like I was coming off your hand and look like you were shedding skin all over your desk it was great okay I just have one thing to say for the next one and that is bugles you guys know what you did with bugles oh my gosh you put them on then your fingers they look like which hands you run around you chase after your friends with them and then you just satisfyingly take them off and eat them and then put more on afterwards this one I know everyone has done its what do you make pillow forts as a kid I know my sister and I used to go into the basement and make this huge pillow fort and we had these little tiny DVD players and we would sit inside of the fort and just like watch movies all night okay I never personally did this one but I have friends who did this one and it was when they would mix 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you're still doing that still I'm so horrible for knowing what these things are called but you know those things that when you're at camp or at school or something they were like parachute cloth things and you throw it up into the air and then put it behind you and sit down on the ground and you look up and you see all of those colors above you like a massive tent do you know what I'm talking about and then it would slowly fall down and then you get out and like do it again that was the best thing or do you remember when you had a CD and you put it in your CD player and it wouldn't really work too well so you take it out and like rub it on your shirt to try and get it to work better but usually the problem was there was little like marks or scrapes on the actual CD which really sucked because there was nothing you could do about that and the CD would just like skip while it was playing oh my gosh that was my favorite thing to do with my dad on a Friday night he would take my sister and I out to Blockbuster we would pick a movie gonna pick a snack and then we'd go back and watch it and like there's no more blockbusters around here anymore it's really sad do you remember smelling those like toys with the strings around them it was like on a ball with strings around it I don't know what they're called once again I have no idea what they're called but they're plastic E rubber spiky squishy toys yeah this is not going anywhere what about drawing that really stylized s I know everyone did this for some reason when I was a kid it took me forever to figure out how to actually do this all my friends were like oh watch me and they do it perfectly and I'd be like I don't get it but now I look back and I'm like jets it was so easy I could literally do a lock closing my eyes do you member telling your future with those um things that go like this cootie catchers what the heck were they called but you fold it up and someone would say like number seven and you'd have to do this seven times and they'd pick like one of those inside panels I need open it and tell them their future do you know what I'm talking about look for this whole video and roll watching is like no Jess we don't know what you're talking about or like playing mash where would also tell your few you're like your future husband the car the house the job you're gonna have how many kids you're gonna have I would take these things so seriously as a child like I got a future that I was not happy with I would literally cry and I'd be like we have to play again to change my future what about when it was really cold outside and you went out and when you blew out you thought there was like smoke smoke coming out of your mouth like I felt like a dragon I'd go outside and be like and it's giant like smoke cloud would come out of my mouth and I'd be like yeah I have a dragon inside me this one's disgusting but I know you've done it when you were really little and you picked your nose you tasted your booger I know everyone watching has what at", metadata={'source': 'Qj7DVNDb7To'}), Document(page_content="really little and you picked your nose you tasted your booger I know everyone watching has what at least once tasted a booger I don't even remember what it tastes like that's how long ago it was but I remember that I have before and it like gets stuck on one of your teeth and you're like it's so weird Oh a lot of you might have been too young for this but I remember when I was waiting for my ballet class to start my dad would be sitting beside me and I play on that snake game on his old like nokia phone I would never get very far like I would maybe last like 20 seconds and then I would die which is like really lame but my dad could play for like a really long time and I'd always be so impressed watching him play snake I know that for some reason I would take my Barbies in the bath with me I don't know why but I'd pretend they were like mermaids and I'd come up with this whole scenario in my head like they'd be at the beach or like something and my mom would walk in and be like Jesse you done your bath you and I'd be like no mom my Barbies are having a conversation right now and like their hair would be like all wet their clothes would be all wet and like I just like doing that I don't know why what about when you went on like long car rides and especially if it was raining out or something and you'd be in the backseat looking out your window and like pretending you're in a movie like you're in a movie scene where you're in the car just like looking all sad out the window and like there's a camera outside like watching you and you go down the road I'm like I don't know I always just had those thoughts as a kid it was really weird oh I remember I always used to catch grasshoppers but I would instantly regret it because I'd be holding them in my hands and I open it and they would have like peed all over me same with like ladybugs and stuff but I would continue to catch them even though I regret it because like they go to the washroom on my palms anyways though that's all I could think of right now if you guys can think of anything else that maybe tons of people would have done as kids definitely comment that down below I hope this was mostly relatable I feel like it was if it wasn't then I was definitely just a weird child by myself I don't know but yeah I hope you guys have an awesome rest of your day and I'll see you in my next video bye you [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'Qj7DVNDb7To'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ftGS_6i7mM | [Document(page_content="[Applause] draw up in Annapolis Naval Academy it's been a huge part of my life it's always a pleasure to be here I follow you guys every week confidence is really today's confidence it's not last week it's not next month so whether you won last week or didn't win last week that doesn't have anything to do with today it doesn't have anything to do with tomorrow don't worry about the army game there's nothing to do about any of that stuff only thing you can control is what you do today in preparation for the upcoming game next week against SMU you control what your effort is you control what your performance is put the most into it and you'll get the most out of it those good luck that rest of the year behind you every day every every week every season let's go out and get one [Music] [Applause] you", metadata={'source': '4ftGS_6i7mM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aujUl3yt6nM | [Document(page_content="quat nine is a free security solution that uses DNS to protect your systems against the most common cyber threats you can set up quad 9 on your PC in four easy steps step 1 open control panel select network and Internet and then select network and sharing center click change adapter settings on the left pane step 2 right click the network interface connector to the Internet and select properties select Internet Protocol version 4 from the list and click properties step 3 select use the following DNS server addresses and type 99.99 into the preferred DNS server box step 4 click ok then close to save your settings that's it quad 9 for steps in under four minutes to better security and privacy setup quad 9 today", metadata={'source': 'aujUl3yt6nM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EvMYEfF_hQ | [Document(page_content="Joe period we are here to do the white on a complete interview yes we are it's like I feel like Jim Vanna White is maybe she's before your time most people are there's stranger things based on true story yeah actually it is based on a place in Montauk New York called camp hero there was like rumors of secret government spies like doing these human experiments to fight in the Cold War oh I shouldn't say it's exactly what's happening in stranger things and so it's based on that one government lab in Montauk New York which is a real place you can go visit but you're not allowed is stranger things appropriate for a 12 year old I'd say so man I couldn't even watch like men in black when I was a kid why did to your yeah I thought it was terrifying you do watch jaws yeah man that I was like 14 teeth yeah et scared me I saw it as a kid just was thing depends on the kid is stranger things by Stephen King yes no it is not no no is inspired by a lot of his work Stephen easter-egg of it when Bob is talking to will in the car he says he lives in Maine and he says there was this clown that tapped me oh they didn't say it was penny wise but they didn't say it's mr. bald oh and he would talk to his dreams every night oh no you just get to the bottom I'll hold this one hey stranger things dungeons and dragons dragons that's in it so these are real searches that people yeah this crop is stranger things is it good for kids is it cleaned a little bit of unsanitary yeah and you hold the board I'll rip the tags is stranger things in Spanish they can be can be you can put Spanish subtitles is stranger things jumpy like you're watching and you go oh there are a few good jobs here definitely I think music is easy to make very well that makes it jumpy for me is Ranger things inspired by it I feel like the kid bike yeah I think it has like some elements like the monster yeah later in the book you kind of find out that there are shiners yeah he's wise do you know I mean I love that even if this one is stranger things like The Goonies a little darker than your knees I gotta say yeah not as playful definitely elements of everything I think yes it's like the game yes it's like to answer the you know okay next board is Joe carry that one is Joe carry oh my god okay I'll take this one sand the boy yes is that even possible no mother board I like these yeah I like this game skate Matarazzo no yeah no better answer ladies ahead there better as though uh not the actress but my mother's name is Heather man right I was gonna say that is your mom's name my mom as an actress named Heather madarao so and everyone's like is his mother no didn't even know that yeah next next hitter the vegan no next worth it yeah yeah did any like worth watching the show or is it like is he even worth being on this planet okay judge stranger things get stranger things things get better and guys I think season two in my opinion is better than really yeah I do I like it a lot better I think you get to know more about the characters and everything yeah especially I like it favorite this season really your cares of my favorites really next the stranger things pass the Bechdel theft I'd like to believe it does well I don't know why it wouldn't know no one of a sadie's character she's not talking about like a man the whole time she's like badass she talks to 11 first split second and says I've heard a lot about you also 11 Mike may I think it passes strangest things cut yes I never I just say swear or curse I never liked the word cuff it's so first season you only can say cinema swears and they saved them all for you guys like I was always like is it cool if I say I like what the hell here and then I can save you does Netflix air at midnight no the strangest at midnight no so yeah is Joe Carey related to Ben Schwartz no I love the guy and we do look similar but we're not related it's fury dating yeah are you dating well I think I'll just have", metadata={'source': '_EvMYEfF_hQ'}), Document(page_content="look similar but we're not related it's fury dating yeah are you dating well I think I'll just have to leave that up to mystery because that's what it's all is Joe Curie and a Domino's commercial that was my twin goal next question is Joe Carey still in post animal the boys are touring around I've had some work obligations but I still an active with the band and writing music is coming back from where I would assume to the show and the show it been the same without you so is it getting better so famous I think I don't like the F word great joke what do people Susan again I think they're referring to the fact that I am the only ones who hasn't a kiss in the show it sounds like no oh yeah it's like why is it nothing about willow I don't think we'll the gopher bomb just strangest things I've been told that stranger things ukuleles okay you're gonna you're gonna answer this what does it mean something I don't know does Jenna know it can be scary sorry the stranger things filming location yes yeah shoot me an email I can send you all the filming location isn't that the cast filmed it in Atlanta yeah they're everywhere outside pretty much yeah", metadata={'source': '_EvMYEfF_hQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4BxOhJOmUw | [Document(page_content='It\'s a trifle! It\'s got all of these layers. First, there\'s a layer of ladyfingers Then a layer of jam then custard, which I made from scratch Then raspberries more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions oh My god she she made half an English trifle and Half a shepherd\'s pie Tastes like feet Hey, what\'s up guys welcome back to binging with babish where this week We\'re taking a look at Rachel\'s trifle a dish that relies on the virtue of the idea that Jam good meat good So in other words a dish that\'s going to fail miserably. Let\'s start by making our homemade custard We\'re gonna place three and a half cups well three and a quarter cups after we\'ve spilled a bunch of whole milk into a medium Saucepan, then and an auxilary Bowl. We\'re going to combine one cup of sugar 1/2 cup of corn starch and a good pinch of kosher salt We\'re gonna whisk that to combine before adding 5 whole egg Yolks scraping every last little bit in there and whisking to a pale paste, then once our milk gets a little bit steamy We\'re going to add about a cup very slowly to temper at the mixture temper our eggs make sure that they don\'t cook before adding the tempered egg mixture back to the milk whisking everything constantly got to keep whisking at a solid dollop of vanilla paste cook gently over medium-low heat until thickened and Finish with maybe 3 or 4 tablespoons of butter Okay, hang on a second Mary Berry\'s walking over to my table to taste my creme pat. "The creme pat is terribly scrubby," well sorry Mary, but I\'m going to ruin it by adding ground beef to this trifle So we\'re gonna start by sauteing as Rachael described some onions Just letting them sweat a little bit before removing from the pot and browning a whole bunch of ground beef. I\'d give you measurements for all this stuff but I\'d hope that you\'re not gonna try this in real life once the beef is browned add the onions back to the party and a whole bunch of frozen, English peas cook until heated through and then we\'re gonna try to make the most basic of shepherd\'s pie filling by adding a few tablespoons of flour cooking to get rid of some of that raw flour taste and then slowly adding a bunch of beef stock until a Thick gravy is formed seasoned with salt and freshly ground pepper not that it matters But make sure you scrape up all that good stuff from the bottom of the pot, and it\'s time to start assembling our trifle Let\'s start with a layer of ladyfingers a layer of jam custard which by the way we made from scratch just half the batch for now because we need the rest for the topping then a Layer of fresh raspberries this trifle is starting to look promising another layer of ladyfingers This is going to act as a buffer from the all the moisture of our ground beef mixture spread it on evenly making sure to leave a little room at the top for another layer of creme pat - smooth it out and then top with a layer of Sliced bananas doesn\'t that just look lovely now this being a trifle We need to let those ladyfingers absorb some of the moisture So we\'re refrigerating this for about four hours before Finally digging in I realize now that I forgot the whipped cream that Rachael added, but I\'m sure this is still gonna Be really really good without it Trying to keep it down trying to swallow it trying to chew it so I can\'t do it had to spit it out does it Taste like feet no, but it tastes like ground beef custard and bananas So it\'s absolutely disgusting making a halfway edible version of this is going to be a challenge So let\'s start by mincing up a whole chuck roast Nice small bite-size pieces that we\'re going to brown a little bit of olive oil until we get some nice color on there It\'s a nice fond on the bottom of the pot into which we\'re going to dump a chopped onion Paying no attention to the bits of meat stuck to the outside of the pot We\'re going to add a few chopped mushrooms and a finely chopped carrot. Okay. We got rid of that', metadata={'source': 'G4BxOhJOmUw'}), Document(page_content="We're going to add a few chopped mushrooms and a finely chopped carrot. Okay. We got rid of that stray meat now We're going to deglaze with about a half a cup of red wine and a half a cup to a cup of beef stock We're then going to add a teaspoon each freshly chopped. Thyme rosemary and sage maybe a tablespoon of tomato paste Don't forget to scrape your fond adding the beef back to the mixture supplementing with extra broth if necessary Partially covering and simmering for two hours thickening with cornstarch at the end of cooking now It's time to make our stand in for ladyfingers. I thought cornbread would be a good way to go I'm heating two tablespoons each vegetable oil and butter in a 10-inch skillet in a 400 degree Fahrenheit I'm measuring out eleven and a half ounces of cornmeal. Maybe two ounces of all-purpose flour a good pinch of sugar smaller pinch of salt two teaspoons of baking powder a teaspoon of baking soda Whisk until thoroughly combined before adding 1/2 cup of whole milk and a cup of buttermilk You could also optionally use sour cream We're gonna add the first of two eggs Cracking with two hands before realizing that we're on camera we should crack with one hand and whisk until thoroughly combined before Removing our preheated pan from the oven and pouring in our batter ideally you should hear a nice sizzle As the batter hits the hot oil and butter spread around evenly and place back in the oven for 35 to 40 minutes or until a tester comes out clean next up the raspberry jam surrogate We're gonna start by heating Half a pint of raspberries and maybe a half a cup of wine and a little splash of balsamic vinegar a big pinch of sugar little pinch of salt crush up those raspberries and cook over medium heat for 30 to 40 minutes or until thick and jam like last, but not least the issue of custard We're just going to make a roux here out of four tablespoons each butter and flour Drizzling in two to two and a half cups of whole milk until a thick bechamel Forms that were going to grate a bit of whole nutmeg into it's always welcomed in bechamel Season with a bit of salt and season with a bit of salt and cook until thick and custard-like Adding an egg once cool to make it more like a moussaka topping now. It's time to assemble We're filling a buttered casserole with our beef stew mixture topping with slices of our cornbread Topping that with our jammy sort of raspberry sauce and topping that with our bechamel custard Thing then for another hit of flavor and color going to top that with a healthy grading of romano cheese that's going to turn nice and brown during its 30 minutes stint in a 350 degree oven now if this weren't already enough of a culinary mishmash It's time to address The bananas that Rachael puts on top the closest thing that I can think of that would be a savory equivalent to that would be Tostones so we are frying some slices of green plantain in a bit of vegetable oil taking them out of the oil Draining them on paper towels smashing them and then dipping them in some ice water before Refrying them once more. I kind of wish we could just eat these because I love tostones, they're delicious and go Especially well with a bit of mojo sauce but sadly that's not what we're doing today We're making a savory topping for our savory trifle Frankenstein's monster Which is coming out of the oven and being left to cool at room temperature for 15 to 20 minutes before? Digging in right away the color scheme not very appealing But let's see what happens when we top it fried to stone it now that doesn't help much either Sort of brown and yellow and red and to be honest it doesn't taste awesome, but it's totally palatable, which makes it a damn Sight better than Rachel's trifle, and after having worked on this for two hours Since finishing that other sweet and salty monstrosity. I pretty readily wolfed it down We'll see if I can make this thing halfway decent next year", metadata={'source': 'G4BxOhJOmUw'}), Document(page_content="I pretty readily wolfed it down We'll see if I can make this thing halfway decent next year Hey guys. I was recently asked to take part in a cooking challenge called ad-lib dinner party which was presented by Geico It was a lot of fun to film I really had to think of my feet to come up with recipes on the fly I ended up making a delicious Elotes Soup and, well, check out the video, and you'll see I've put a link in the description below So it's easy to get to and if anything from the video looks especially good to you You'll be able to find the recipes for everything I made think of it as a little holiday bonus babish", metadata={'source': 'G4BxOhJOmUw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SIp6xSP7ds | [Document(page_content="yeah I know you and I had talked a lot about this it takes a lot of courage for these women to come forward and I think that they should continue to do something that they will continue to speak up yeah I also want to say this that this is a moment that demands a frank and honest assessment about where we stand and more generally the safety of women let me be very clear there is no excuse for this alleged behavior it is systemic and pervasive and I've been doing a lot of listening and I'm going to continue to do that this I know is true women cannot achieve equality in the workplace or in society until there is a reckoning and a taking of responsibility I'm really proud to work at CBS News there are so many incredible people here especially on this show all of you here this will be investigated this has to end this behavior is wrong period I certainly echo that and I I have to say Nora I really am still reeling I got an hour and 42 minutes to sleep last night both my son and my daughter called me Oprah called me and said are you okay I am NOT okay after reading that article in the post it was deeply disturbing troubling and painful for me to read that said I think we have to make this matter to women the women that it was spoken up the women who have not spoken up because they were afraid I'm hoping that now they will take the step to speak out to that this becomes a moment of truth you know I've enjoyed a friendship and a partnership with Charlie for the past five years I've held him in such high regard and I'm really struggling because how do you what do you say when someone that you deeply care about has done something that is so horrible how do you wrap your brain around that I'm really grappling with that that said Charlie does not get a pass here he doesn't get a pass from anyone in this room we were all deeply affected we are all rocked by this and I I want to echo what Nora said I really applaud the women that speak up despite the friendship he doesn't get a pass because I can't stop thinking about the anguish of the these women what happened to their dignity what happened to their bodies what happened maybe to even their careers I can't stop thinking about that in the pain that they're going through I also find that it's it's you can hold two ideas in your head at the same time you can grapple with things and I to be very honest with you I'm still trying to process all of this I'm still trying to sort it out because this is not the man I know but I'm also clearly on the side of the women who have been very hurt and very damaged by this and I'm gonna you know I haven't spoken to him have you spoken him I haven't spoken to him I intend to speak to him certainly later today when I'm very sorry and I'm very glad that they have spoken up I said we are gonna continue to do our reporting on this story and other allegations that have come forward and we're gonna continue I just say this or we have a great team here and we are all as you said very committed to bringing you the news even when it affects us so deeply none of us ever thought that we'd be sitting at this table in particular telling this story but here we are but we will continue to report the news as we always have", metadata={'source': '-SIp6xSP7ds'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rt329xQUjM | [Document(page_content="something happened I like hiccup rasa showman such a showman for the people for the people people hey guys today on it's alive with a little special edition sean evans from first we feast you might have seen him on hot ones and sean in the wild i took two bites - glasses there was a human being oh but he's here with us today and i'm gonna show him how to make a cast-iron pizza should be fun it should be fun and we're doing a little bit of a twist similar to hot ones we're gonna be eating increasingly hot bites of pizza as we make another pizza starting with the it's live hot sauce and finishing with something that's probably not even safe to eat powerful [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hot sauce is how do they they measure by the Scoville unit I think yeah yes but the Scoville scale is is a measure of capsaicin concentrations and so a jalapeno for example that'll probably measure around 10,000 Blair's Megadeth sauce with liquid rage for example 550,000 on the skull it's mild so today we're gonna be eating pizza bites 55 times hotter than a jalapeno great great and I think I hope you also kinda hot so did you ever test your sauce is just on the tongue alright well I would say this beautiful beautiful color I'm very impressed it's for men tonight I feel like the peppers lose a little bit of their heat in their ferment so not super hot but kind of hot but kinda hot I would say this listen if you're not a hot sauce person if you don't have a foundation for it this will knock some people off their chair for sure good I think you're looking at an eighty thousand one hundred dollars really very nice I'm impressed I request thank you cheers Cheers it's nice I'm pizza I'm proud of you this is very good thank you hot sauce it's my thing cast-iron pizzas and other your thing how do you start first off free eat your oven these ones thankfully we get up to 500 so I'm going to 550 that's fine turn that up to 550 and then I put this on a little medium low just so when I drop it in there it's already hot ready to go that'll help set up that nice snappy crust on the bottom and then I will start working the dough a little Brad oh yes sir are you forgetting something yeah that was quick this is the hot one sauce 15500 on the Scoville scale take a bite oh yeah nice flavor mm-hmm little tickle on the tongue there mm-hmm very nice on pizza if you can eat that like I said just like kind of like that it's all just like you we're competing in the same market mark you've got a beat on the label all right I wasn't so bad I got a feeling on the Phase three is gonna be a little more abusive it's a very steep ramp up great first of all you want to get a little flowers I use a little bit of cornmeal all-purpose flour and just a pinch of sugar and that little bit of sugar helps you really get a nice snappy crust on the bottom is it mostly just a texture thing do you get any taste out of what's the uh you know I don't think you get to too much taste it's more of a texture thing doesn't burn and it helps that pizza release real easily right right pretty satisfying stuff so I just like to make a little pad here little landing zone for the pizza and again throw your pizza folks out there and I'm not throwing this thing in the air like Giuseppe but you know I kind of just mold it in my hands everyone has their own way as long as you get it round I don't care all right we've got a problem comment below all right here we go so I'm just gonna drop this invert this right up okay with the cast iron how is this different from deep-dish pizza what's special about the guy I wouldn't even consider this really a deep-dish pizza we're not building like this crazy thing like you boys in the 3-1 to do but what I like you know what was question again what's different about the slice is the oven you look inside that pizza up and it's this big slab of steel left that's wrong them on so by pre and that we're kind of cheating", metadata={'source': '0Rt329xQUjM'}), Document(page_content="and it's this big slab of steel left that's wrong them on so by pre and that we're kind of cheating it always put a little salt on your dough Vince always seasoned your dough but I don't like put a little black pepper on there so I got the cast iron that I've preheated on the stovetop now well I reckon we should probably add another bagel bite huh we're going right into the lion's den here now off is the zombie apocalypse I'll let you buy the first I'll do with you well he's a freaking professional oh yeah graver Oh habanero he's great son what is it fun yeah let's make more pizza let's so many hurdles we can put in front of us more than maybe there's a little scared it gets worse than that yeah what are you drinking there nope little milk action that helps friggin eyes at Aaron John Jesus Christ I mean like milk let's get moving daddy's gonna drop a little bit of this into the pan uh-huh good God and here you just want to do this with confidence pick it up just go like to get the little crust up there you know oh oh baby hurry up won't my nose showing you you driving I got this I got this man I got holy Christ you know it's cold all right pull together they oniy sweat in here all right Shawn you want us what I like to do is the ladle ladle that in and what I like to do is get it up on the crust to interest yeah give it a whirl what do you like about that most people do not put it on the cross was it on the cross well because I like I like sauce on the cross and I think it does a nice thing it just kind of caramelized is on the on the cross Jesus Christ we're in for a real show once we get to the next phase it's already happening the trains on the tracks the train is off the track off of the tracks all right with my next trick we're into the cheese here you could do this I got you to work yeah yeah nice and I like to even get it up onto the crust oh you know what I beat you to that because I knew that you were going there and then I'm gonna do a little bit of mushroom on there look at this uh look at this tag-team dispute good huh what I like to do here is take a little bit of extra-virgin olive oil and just do a little light drizzle real quick mmm that'll sneak underneath a little bit and help raise up that crust so we're gonna throw this into the oven all right Vincenzo here we go coming in I don't go putting the timer on it because every pie is a little different you know keep an eye on it and it looks like it's starting to get to the color you want then we pull this so in the meantime yeah let's just tortured me more I'm gonna take the Google anywhere I'm sweating over here all right this is what the bomb - bomb beyond insanity Oh sounds great sounds appetizing oh Jesus oh yeah huh just go a geek oh just dump me all right I'm not there yet all right you know what maybe oh no it's starting Elaine Simon's getting there yeah it'sit's to me it's almost like I'm Italian oh I feel like the other one maybe I just got him I know it's there yeah yeah so we got the pizza in the oven I got the ovens in my mat which is just put the pizza in my mouth terrible joke God that was a little bit of a creeper yeah I like that sometimes cheese is melting those are eyes and we're letting all the heat out many are you a spicy food guy I don't like when is like over it ruins the dish right you know for me it's like more of a balance thing I'm not a big fan that just popping the pepper you know I've done that a few times you have I've done that a couple times too I used to work at this deli in Fairfield New Jersey when I was a young lad and this little Italian man came in and he was throwing these peppers he's like ah you gotta buy he's like don't eat the whole thing I took a bite and I remember for about half an hour I couldn't work I had my head was on the table and it was just like drooling I don't know what he had I like that you're just sort of accepting peppers from strangers and then just", metadata={'source': '0Rt329xQUjM'}), Document(page_content="know what he had I like that you're just sort of accepting peppers from strangers and then just popping well I knew I knew him but I didn't know he was growing like heavy metal peppers yeah what are you with some of your favorite stuff do you like to put on pizza to me a green peppers sausage pizza is sorry to cut you up green bell pepper yes I knew I liked you hey everyone bust my chops about green bell peppers no love them obviously one more check here Vincenzo will pull it out we'll take a look so just a little demonstration sake we'll give it a check if he needs to go back oh it's beautiful don't look bad right now take a peek on the bottom we can see you want to make sure there's no pale spots on the day that pizza should lift right off nice public we're I'm gonna call this now time of death is 4:40 boom boom look at that no droop egde no nothing and we'll let that rest let that hang out before we get go Wow is we just but I guess we'll jump in get our last pizza bite you think I should eat the whole thing we've already kind of gone 3/4 of the way I feel good now I'm like hi exactly and just push the chips in the middle of the table who cares all in they all in oh yeah before it gets cold oh god my fingers don't work we're gonna just drape a little bit that ham on there that's good yeah great put the ham on here you can do the bass I got you I got you whoo yep I'm sorry I can't think yep that was hot you're there we're in that space man I'm like something happen I like hiccup grasses just showman such a showman for the people for the people people yeah hiccup hurt me this is terrible Shawn yeah yeah I was gonna brush the hair hey Don aren't you glad bone Appetit give you a Test Kitchen show yeah not a hot sauce show gonna okay there you have it it's a wrap bye I always like to drizzle with a little frog God Jesus Christ just a little olive oil drizzle to bring it home I like that a little bit well I'm a hanger blow my nose again yeah yeah some consequences death sauce for sure five hundred and fifty thousand Scoville a jalapeno ten thousand so fifty five times hotter than a jalapeno sure my ears are coursing through the bloodstream over here well cheers man yes it's not falling apart no look at this perfect that's why I'm starting with a hot pan and having that but I think that little bit of sugar in the mix really kind of helps [Music] we're good it's a great beat look through all the way nice cook through crispy cross bottom the bottom yeah there's no SOG action this ain't no DiGiorno's right this ain't no freezer pizza right here this is the real deal and I mean as we saw it's pretty easy but as we've learned today nothing in this episode is easy so before you take a bite though you're done soon this is the last dab it is the hottest sauce on the show what we're gonna gently I love them is dab the last bite with a little something extra bottom line is this my man I hope that you enjoy the last dab as much as I enjoyed the pizza and I really thank you and no matter what happens after this fight it's been a real pleasure lovely day all right here goes nothing Vincenzo I hope you're happy no the pizza being hot itself didn't help anything I feel like I might have swallowed the bulk of it which probably isn't gonna be good in about eight hours right right right I don't know I didn't really like me up because I think I might it was the the sauce was burning me it's still that's pretty hot you did take a big bite and then you said it sort of like choke down the pizza and I kind of and I ended up swallowing a bike that I think had maybe that had the most on it you're a very honest guy but I think that you might have just you know hacked the system now give me another little dab okay okay oh yeah there it is mm-hmm but you know what it kind of does have a nice flavor thank you beyond the heat it kind of does have that nice kind of floral e you like the love the mustard notes", metadata={'source': '0Rt329xQUjM'}), Document(page_content="beyond the heat it kind of does have that nice kind of floral e you like the love the mustard notes you like the yeah oh yeah I'm getting a little bit of mustard now I'm getting hot I'm like literally sweating yeah it's pretty hot all right gu Bellinis going back on let me know um what kind of pizza you make how it goes for you what you like to put on it let me know in the old comments Sean thanks for uh thanks for joining us one bad thank you for having me in shout out to Brad the man knows how to make a cast iron skillet pizza thank you good fun Bon Appetit baby I'm gonna get yourself a little pizza huh it was probably the most I've cursed huh give me a lot of bleeping on this one that was Blair that last one yeah Blair [Music]", metadata={'source': '0Rt329xQUjM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkHGedqmIPc | [Document(page_content='Good morning Hank, it\'s Tuesday. I have the flu and everything hurts, and I am miserable and the world is a smoking pile of burnt garbage, and today I would like to try to cheer myself up, by telling you two love stories. Okay, so back in January of 2012 when my book The Fault in Our Stars came out, we went on tour for about a month, and one of our first stops was this hotel ballroom, outside of Washington DC. Before that show, a bunch of nerdfighters met up to hang out, two of whom were Sara and Luis. Now, they\'d never met each other before, but they really hit it off on this day, and so they exchanged contact information, and then eventually they began dating. They fell in love, acquired a dog named Scout and a cat named Boo, and then decided to get married. And they accomplished all of this while I was failing to write a new book. But then I did write a new book. And we announced that we were going on tour, and returning to Washington DC, on a day that just happened to be two days before Luis and Sara\'s wedding. And even though it was, of course, a very busy time for them, they managed to make it to the Turtles All the Way Down tour, where we presented them with a KitchenAid mixer and a bottle of champagne. Because, you know, that\'s what you need in a new marriage: love, a KitchenAid mixer, and something bubbly to celebrate with. And then they got married! With lots of nerdfighter friends in attendance. The wedding\'s dress code was, and I\'m quoting directly here, \'comfortable but dressy rainbow colors.\' Which means it was almost certainly the greatest wedding ever. And also, look at these nerdfighters! Look at all of these wonderful people celebrating joy and love! Behold hope and life and everything that is not influenza! I just barfed between takes, so that\'s how my day\'s going. Let\'s go on to the second love story. Okay, we\'re going back to 2012. So that October, I visited a library in Cincinnati. And a couple days before the event, a guy named Kenny tweeted me to ask if he should skip his business law class to come to my book reading, and I said no, because you know, school is more important, but he came anyway. And he happened to sit next to someone named Amy. They chatted before and after the show, exchanged contact information, and then eventually fell in love! They got two dogs and three cats and bought a house together, and then a couple days before our return to Cincinnati for the Turtles All the Way Down tour, Kenny wrote to me on Reddit. He said, "I met my girlfriend five years ago at your book signing in Cincinnati. I want to propose now, but don\'t know how. Any advice?" Congratulations, Kenny and Amy! Here\'s a couple pieces of unsolicited wedding advice. One: Nothing matters except whether you have an open bar, and two: If at all possible, make your dress code comfortable, but dressy rainbow colors. Now I know what the vast majority of you are thinking: "Why hasn\'t this ever happened to me?" And fair enough. But you have to remember, if you\'re lucky, this happens to you exactly once in your life. Hank, we are surrounded by injustice, and we are also surrounded by microbes, and we must never become complacent in the face of these horrors, which is my way of saying, remember to get your flu shot. But we are also surrounded by love. Romantic love, friend love, family love; as the poet wrote over 2000 years ago, "Love conquers all, and so we shall yield to it." Thank you, to Amy and Kenny, and Sarah and Luis, and everyone else who has shared their love with us. Hank, I am going to bed. I will see you on Friday.', metadata={'source': 'vkHGedqmIPc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxC161GvMPc | [Document(page_content="Imagine as a thought experiment\nthat you live in a small village and depend on \nthe local fish pond for food. You share the pond \nwith three other villagers. The pond starts off with a dozen fish,\nand the fish reproduce. For every two fish, there will be \none baby added each night. So, in order to maximize \nyour supply of food, how many fish should you catch each day? Take a moment to think about it. Assume baby fish grow \nto full size immediately and that the pond begins at full capacity, and ignore factors \nlike the sex of the fish you catch. The answer? One, and it's not just you. The best way to maximize \nevery villager's food supply is for each fisherman to take \njust one fish each day. Here's how the math works. If each villager takes one fish,\nthere will be eight fish left over night. Each pair of fish produces one baby, and the next day, the pond \nwill be fully restocked with twelve fish. If anyone takes more than one,\nthe number of reproductive pairs drops, and the population \nwon't be able to bounce back. Eventually, the fish in the lake \nwill be gone, leaving all four villagers to starve. This fish pond is just one example\nof a classic problem called the tragedy of the commons. The phenomenon was first described \nin a pamphlet by economist \nWilliam Forster Lloyd in 1833 in a discussion of \nthe overgrazing of cattle on village common areas. More than 100 years later, ecologist\nGarrett Hardin revived the concept to describe what happens \nwhen many individuals all share a limited resource, like grazing land, fishing areas, living space, even clean air. Hardin argued that these situations\npit short-term self-interest against the common good, and they end badly for everyone, resulting in overgrazing, overfishing, overpopulation, pollution, and other social \nand environmental problems. The key feature of \na tragedy of the commons is that it provides an opportunity for\nan individual to benefit him or herself while spreading out any negative effects \nacross the larger population. To see what that means,\nlet's revisit our fish pond. Each individual fisherman is motivated to take as many fish \nas he can for himself. Meanwhile, any decline \nin fish reproduction is shared by the entire village. Anxious to avoid \nlosing out to his neighbors, a fisherman will conclude that it's in his\nbest interest to take an extra fish, or two, or three. Unfortunately, this is the same conclusion\nreached by the other fisherman, and that's the tragedy. Optimizing for the self in the short term\nisn't optimal for anyone in the long term. That's a simplified example,\nbut the tragedy of the commons plays out in the more complex systems\nof real life, too. The overuse of antibiotics has led to\nshort-term gains in livestock production and in treating common illnesses, but it's also resulted in the evolution\nof antibiotic-resistant bacteria, which threaten the entire population. A coal-fired power plant produces\ncheap electricity for its customers and profits for its owners. These local benefits are helpful\nin the short term, but pollution from mining and burning coal\nis spread across the entire atmosphere and sticks around for thousands of years. There are other examples, too. Littering, water shortages, deforestation, traffic jams, even the purchase of bottled water. But human civilization has proven it's\ncapable of doing something remarkable. We form social contracts, we make communal agreements, we elect governments, and we pass laws. All this to save our collective selves\nfrom our own individual impulses. It isn't easy, and we certainly \ndon't get it right nearly all of the time. But humans at our best have shown\nthat we can solve these problems and we can continue to do so\nif we remember Hardin's lesson. When the tragedy of the commons applies, what's good for all of us \nis good for each of us.", metadata={'source': 'CxC161GvMPc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZQdQ5pV6EE | [Document(page_content="what's up buddy how's it going man hey tomorrow [Music] [Music] well good morning from Amsterdam I was a long flight red-eye seven hours from Toronto to Amsterdam I'm here for 24 hours then I'm headed back crazy but you'll see why [Music] [Music] it's all way [Music] [Music] yeah oh you can just leave the hole I'll just drink it out of the pot okay here we go ready first coffee of Amsterdam holy crap that's hot that was way harder than I expected it to do Oh does it feel good going down okay buffets with Casey he's the guys gonna show me how it's done now the key is complementing the cheese with one or two or three or four or five mini cross all now I'm going with the English whole-grain mustard here just because it seems fancy with the bad I think it's free you want to get a lot of meat your high protein here low fat and keep you strong build them up are you vegan I think this is gluten-free wait what is this sugar stir stir and sugar in one motion this is this is simply fantastic is what this is okay we can officially start vlogging now or see a bridge that bridge right there yeah that's the bridge that I proposed to my now wife on download my you should download my buddy off of youtube then put it in right when I say that like cut to it it's a great idea I'll do that so we'll see a bridge that bridge right there yeah that's the bridge that I proposed to my now wife on [Music] speaking of YouTube tips Casey mentioned something that I found actually quite fascinating that doesn't necessarily align with what I do all the time but it could be something that I adapt more into my own filmmaking this is that tip there was a horse that won by as you said that like I heard like the clacking of like the feet and I try to just not think about it because it was distracting me I think the technical term is the clip filmmaking tip goes like this this is a Casey Jim I think a lot of people would push back against this button I think especially if you're a youtuber or blogger that perfection can often get in the way of productivity so my rule is never let perfection get in the way of good enough so there's like a shot back there on the bridge that's trying to shoot time-lapse it wasn't perfect I was like let me just get this okay shot because I'd rather get like four okay scenes than one perfect scene because poor okay scenes equals a story one perfect scene is like these people are so kind to wait so nice I think we're funny it was a good tip yeah yeah don't let perfection get in the way of good enough [Music] we're gonna rent bikes you ready yeah I haven't been on a bike in like like nine years I'm can keep my backpack on but I got to put this away so that I don't die in the streets I'll be right back dude look at my pants so we were outside but we were outside and suddenly the skies opened up in a monsoon rained down upon us sitting here waiting for the rain to stop whoo all across the ocean for this and it's raining thank a little like still a little like I hate sliding doors that's not a sliding door so that's yeah I was hoping you wouldn't point that out but thanks thanks thanks for us Damir the comment mazing yeah I think I'm a lot nicer let's rewind that I hate rotating doors hate them you know one of the things that I remember the most from visiting certain places in the world is obviously the view and how everything looks and the architecture that kind of thing but a big part of it for me is also the sound so by the sirens the Sun in the rain hanging the bridge all those kind of things help me visualize telling a story I feel like it it really adds character to a place you know often as cinematographers photographers were we're very big on the visuals but we forget that you know the audio is an important part of that story how many times have you actually been here probably like 10 or 15 times I've never been here for more than a day or two it's just such an easy place to like", metadata={'source': 'eZQdQ5pV6EE'}), Document(page_content="10 or 15 times I've never been here for more than a day or two it's just such an easy place to like have an extended layover and it's such an amazing city okay super long day I'm tired I'm going to stay right here until tomorrow Peter who gets up this early should never still be dark and you wake up in the morning I don't run either by the way going running with Casey you don't seem very well dressed for it are you ready I'm gonna start my GPS all right and we're cooking so cool started a nice easy pace and then work into it you don't want to go faster out of the gates you know all right yeah running tips you get a warm-up as you move oh this isn't so bad no that's great it's a great way to start your day I can get used to this let's go for the chicken how far are we gonna go she's like a couple blocks do you think I look ridiculous right now ah wait so how long were you doing this I taste blood dude there's nobody outside right now why are we up this early who gets up this early this isn't even fun I don't think I'll ever understand so some of you might be wondering why I named this vlog teaching Casey how to vlog it is really pretty out right now I'll get in that much she was like nobody look there's nobody out here he's just me so it's less about me actually teaching him how to vlog is obviously Casey knows how to vlog but it's more so like sharing our styles with each other different filmmakers different content creators obviously have different ways of doing things different ways of shooting things so I'm obviously into shooting b-roll in slow motion and transitions and like heavy into the sound design that kind of thing where's Casey is very strong and very good as you guys know I don't need to be telling you this at storytelling so it was cool actually being able to fuse our two strengths together all you been out here vlogging and kind of teach a little bit to each other about our own personal technique which I found awesome to be able to do so I want you to help me explain to my audience why I named this vlog teaching Casey how to vlog because there the truth is there are few youtubers on the platform whose cinematography and just camera skills I think is like so much better than mine and you are one of those people and I want to like absorb some of it is some of your crazy camera skill set to make my videos better I wanted to make sure that people knew that it wasn't because I was like oh I'm gonna show you how it's done you need you need to be doing oh I I i if there's anything it's that I was very forceful and like tell me all of your crazy secrets Peter because I I think your your content so great thank you yeah but like Nick but also forceful eyes then come to Amsterdam tomorrow that was a very gentle suggestion that was an invitation this guy plans everything so last minute I am NOT the kind of guy to book a trip within four is it less than 24 hours he's like oh I've never booked it what was it you've never booked a trip yeah I usually don't ever booked it was more than 24 hours but I'm sorry and I'm really I'm so psyched that you came no best day ever good shoot and thank you Peter for teaching me how to vlog [Music] [Music] yo what's up Peter its Casey what are you doing next weekend [Music] you [Music]", metadata={'source': 'eZQdQ5pV6EE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L-BPQVZYXM | [Document(page_content="[Music] hey what is up guys mkbhd here and this is that razer phone so this thing kind of came out of nowhere it was born from that razer acquisition of next bit a couple months ago it happened didn't really expect much from it and then boom suddenly this new phone and it's impressed me a lot i gotta say now if you caught that first impressions video i was very positive about it back then i've been using it since then and i gotta tell you it's been pretty damn good a lot of the things i originally was impressed with i still like a lot the build quality the industrial design choices and just overall how unique it is i actually love it now razer is a gaming company and they say this is a phone built for gaming but when you build for gaming a lot of things end up also being great as a result so on the outside this thing might as well be the opposite of the iphone 10 where all these modern phones now are shooting for this sleek curvy modern pebble look razer phone is more of the boxy squared off brick and i kind of dig it there's only one color and razer told me it's the same matte black that they use on their laptops and that makes sense here and it's been surprisingly good at not catching fingerprints as you can see we all know matte black can catch a lot of them so that was a pleasant surprise the one thing about the back is this logo i wish it wasn't in this little cutout it might be laser etched but because they put it in the cutout it feels like it's like this sticker that i could accidentally scrape off if i'm not too careful it feels cheaper i wish they just put the laser etching right on the outside of the metal everything else about the outside of this phone though is prime i'm telling you huge front-facing speakers quad hd ips display clean lines everywhere obviously well hidden antenna lines and at this point no other phone looks like it next bit robin obviously you can't really get any more but that was smaller and way more flimsy and plastic this is that all metal beast but the buttons are terrible though i wish they ditched those buttons from the robin but you still have these tiny but more importantly really mushy buttons i've been trying to give them a chance since i first got them but i'm really not a fan the power button also being the fingerprint reader you know that's cool with the placement the combo makes sense for unlocking your phone without thinking about it but it's not very tactile or clicky so stuff like double tapping to open the camera feels mushy so i just stopped doing it taking a screenshot etc i just don't enjoy pressing these buttons and the volume buttons are just lame i wish they were bigger clickier just a lot better good thing you don't have to press those buttons very often though because we're going to be spending all your time is that display that 5.7 inch quad hd 120 hertz ips display i am so glad they did this i'm so glad somebody finally decided to do this ever since we saw the pro motion displays and the new ipads the high refresh rate i've been thinking about it on phones i thought maybe the new iphone 10 might have it it didn't obviously and obviously these high refresh rate displays aren't new but it's just something different about it being at the touch of your finger that's what makes a difference razer says they did this for gaming and i get that gamers are obsessed with frame rates and games always feel more immersive at higher frame rates but this is a 120 hertz display also through scrolling through the ui and messing with android and with your apps multitasking etc so it's all twice as smooth as any other android phone ever has been it actually makes me not mind scrolling as much like i was cool with spreading out my shortcuts across more home screens and leaving stuff in dumb out of the way places because i didn't mind scrolling to them because it was so smooth long lists are actually fun on this phone it sounds weird it's", metadata={'source': '4L-BPQVZYXM'}), Document(page_content="to them because it was so smooth long lists are actually fun on this phone it sounds weird it's kind of hard to explain and it's impossible to even show in this video on youtube but you gotta see it in person or trust me on this one and the actual display panel itself is pretty good looking as well despite not being oled which doesn't exist at 120 hertz at this time it has some solid color and contrast some have said it doesn't get bright enough i disagree it gets bright enough for me to read outside it's just that there's not a huge range of brightness so it doesn't feel like you have much to play with when you try to turn it up and also auto brightness is a bit wonky and inconsistent but that can be fixed with software pretty easily and speaking of software the razer phone runs pretty close to stock android now right now it is on top of android 7.1.1 fingers crossed it'll be on 8.0 oreo sooner than later hopefully by the beginning of next year but it is pretty clean and it essentially takes the oneplus approach of just adding a couple features here and there where it's useful and the phone is already a great performer with the snapdragon 835 and the fully ridiculous 8 gigs of ram and gliding through your settings you can see there's not a whole ton of extra stuff there's some display settings to cap the max adaptable frame rate some management of the expandable storage and there's a game booster and while i didn't find i needed to use it to get great performance i did find the do not disturb while gaming mode pretty useful that just straight up stops any and all notifications from getting through and interrupting while you're in a full screen gaming session nice but basically the biggest customization that came on this phone came from their decision to use nova launcher prime as the stock launcher out the box which is awesome nova has a ton of customization and plenty of android users know that already i think that was a great move so then on top of all that if all that didn't have you convinced razer phone also happens to have the best speakers ever in any phone that i've ever heard so there's that these are separate stereo front-facing speakers independently amplified and tuned specifically to blow your mind now these are great basically they are so loud i stopped connecting to my google home at home to use as a speaker i just toss the phone on a table wherever i'm at in the middle of a room and that is the personal jukebox instead of the google home it's kind of amazing also pro tip the alarm clock volume in the settings on this phone is all the way maxed out by default uh so if you don't adjust that then the first day you wake up after buying the razer phone you will be absolutely shook [Music] my decision [Music] okay battery life uh turns out it's also amazing i mean i guess we shouldn't be surprised by a phone with a 4 000 milliamp hour battery and near stock android but it's true this thing killed it i originally thought when i got this that they built the lower frame rate caps under 120 hertz to save on battery i think they kind of knew that 120 hertz that would kind of kill the battery they set it by default to 90 hertz but this thing has had the longest battery life of any phone i've used this year at 120 hertz i set it to 120 hertz when i got it and haven't even tried the other modes because i've had such great battery life the last couple days i've had five five and a half and six hours of screen on time with extra battery at the end of the day to go so i'm not really concerned and i haven't even bothered trying the lower frame rate caps because i don't think i'll need them all right so this one has a lot going for it so i think at this point it's time to talk about the one thing that'll probably let you down about this phone and that is the cameras this uh this this camera isn't good and i i kind of had a feeling going in i mean it's not a big focus of this", metadata={'source': '4L-BPQVZYXM'}), Document(page_content="this camera isn't good and i i kind of had a feeling going in i mean it's not a big focus of this phone anyway you know you're building you're building something for gamers does a gamer really even need a camera at all not really so you know they threw in your typical dual cameras that you kind of are required to have as a 2017 flagship phone but don't expect this to do anything above the bare minimum of just capturing a subject if you really want a more detailed explanation white balance was pretty inconsistent and i constantly saw color casts which is unusual uh dynamic range was just poor just weak af exposure was hit or miss depending on if hdr wanted to kick in or not uh taking a picture and actually focusing itself was also pretty slow and everything every photo and video you take is just soft soft the front facing camera same thing clearly i don't have a lot of good things to say about this camera but uh you're not buying it for the camera let's just put it that way now it could always change and miraculously get a software update that brings it from a d plus to a c plus that is acceptable maybe but i doubt it honestly this is an actual deal breaker for me and it's the only reason i can't keep using it as my daily driver and while we're at it uh no headphone jack and it's 2017 so i get it that's been the trend but i think razer kind of miss out on an opportunity to be another one of those phones and manufacturers that listens to the enthusiast and gives them what they want right now i think that go-to enthusiast phone is the oneplus 5 or the oneplus 5t and that's because oneplus listens to their fans and they know that they want to keep the headphone jack around i think that's a missed opportunity for razer i think they could have easily kept the headphone jack around on this phone and not have had a problem and been again one of those enthusiast type phones also the vibration motor in this phone trash straight trash i'm gonna call myself so you can hear this it sounds broken like it's but it sounded that way out the box since day one so that is the razer phone i gotta say it's a really strong all-around gaming handheld wrapped in a metal jacket plus the sim card that turned it into a smartphone but really the only reason i can't keep using this phone as my daily driver is because the camera is that bad and the pixel 2's camera is that much better but i just don't want to leave 120 hertz this really is the definition of a deal breaker and i know a lot of people throw that term around a lot you know oh this phone isn't water resistant that's a deal breaker to me but like is it really though like unless you're constantly dunking your phone or constantly walking around with the threat of mist or water you'll probably be fine without that water resistance or like you know it doesn't have wireless charging that's a deal breaker no headphone jack deal breaker there are annoyances for a lot of people but this camera is an actual deal breaker for me to the point where i literally can't keep using this phone so i won't be i'll be switching back to the pixel despite that though the rest of this package is the real deal and i'm super impressed with this being their first try how well considered and well executed this actually is and i can't wait to see more 120 hertz displays coming up in phones even if i have to wait till the next razer phone to see it so that's been it thanks for watching talk to you guys the next one peace [Music]", metadata={'source': '4L-BPQVZYXM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NAISxSPVSQ | [Document(page_content='United we stand. Ah, yes. Seamless underwear. This is your underwear line? Yes, this is my underwear. And you order it online? Did you wear the\none that I sent you? Yeah, they\'re on. Are you wearing it? I\'ve got several pair on. OK. It\'s EBY. It\'s my new underwear line,\nand the most beautiful thing is that we empower women by-- with the money that we\nmake with EBY-- the sales-- we give them to women so\nthat they can actually micro-finance their businesses. That\'s fantastic. [APPLAUSE] All over the world. All over the world. This is very soft. It\'s soft. It\'s cotton. Yeah, but not like balls. No, it\'s not only cotton. But then we don\'t\nonly have these two, we have a lot of models. Like-- I picture you\nwith one of these. Yeah? Would you wear these? No, but Portia would. She would-- Portia would? She would love these. Yeah. But I want to see you\nwith one of these too. Maybe you don\'t know-- I\'m not going to\nshow you me in those. I mean I don\'t-- You get-- you get no--\nyou just said-- no--no-- You don\'t say like I want to\nsee you right now, it\'s like-- I want to see you-- you know-- not? No. I-- oh, I want to\nsee you in these. How does that sound? What about this one? I\'ll show you. Listen, I have them on. [CHEERING] What is that? Oh wow. You won\'t wear this one,\nthis is too much for you. This is too sexy for you. It\'s like a slingshot\nor something. You know what,\nthe bigger sizes-- we have even 4X. We have from extra\nsmall to 4X, which is all the sizes for everybody. [APPLAUSE] The most voluptuous\ngirls, they love this one because this one doesn\'t\neven give you muffin top. It doesn\'t give you--\nlike, it doesn\'t slip. Well none of them. They\'re like, spectacular\nbecause they have this technology here that you don\'t--\nthey don\'t move up and down. You put them on and that\'s it. They stay all day where\nthey\'re supposed to. They never move? They don\'t move\nunless you move them. That\'s fantastic. If you want them\nto move they move. I have to say I don\'t\nunderstand this. I never will. I never have. Why anybody would want\nthat between the crack? I-- Because it\'s super\ncomfortable, believe it or not. I don\'t think it is. It\'s necessary for some outfits. And you know what? What? If-- Yes? Everybody like you\nknow that is watching, or you\'re the people here,\nthey go now and they sign on joineby.com-- Right. --and they write\nthe name "Ellen", which is the code word-- the code "Ellen"--\nwe\'re going to give you $10 off your purchase. Ah, look at that! [APPLAUSE] And you\'re going to be\nempowering a woman somewhere in the world to create\ntheir own opportunities. And you\'ll be\ncomfortable as well.', metadata={'source': '6NAISxSPVSQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Pu00NmJfg | [Document(page_content="[Music] hey what's going on everybody for first we feast I'm Sean Evans coming at you from bone Appetit HQ and lower Manhattan where I'm joined by Test Kitchen manager Brad Leone you know Brad from bone Appetit its webseries it's alive where week over week he does the impossible makes fermented foods sexy but listen we're not here for kimchi or bean paste we're here to revive a first we feast classic rat are you ready to nacho reckon so Sean hope you uh hope you brought your a-game Hey hi buddy Ida hi all right Brad before we begin before we roll our sleeves up what's the perfect plate of nachos for you for me it's not a nice you know a crisp chip preferably a yellow corn not flavored and then just I like a double layer you know nothing crazy it's not a garbage can you know it's not just throw whatever you got it's a well calculated decision balance yeah balance balance baby but at the end of the day you know if you mess up it's still it's not gonna taste bad i Brad enough chitchat what are you gonna be making today all right so for me I mean it starts we're gonna use the same chip you know that's kind of be that's gonna be the control we're gonna balance out the playing field you know I don't want you showing up with your Doritos or whatever so I did a braised of pork shoulder and smoked ham hocks in a little bit of water wine and some toasted chilies that I pureed and with the ham hocks the meat just kind of shreds apart same with the shoulders little black olives and then for the cheese I got yellow cheddar pepper jack and Monterey Jack we'll get that we'll do a two layer a melt and then when we pull it out of the oven that's when I'll garnish there's some secret weapons on guys the car ride in I had a false sense of security I think like that because when you just hit that down like now my mouth is watering thinking and my boot is like that right I hope I brought enough firepower to eat kitchen [Music] before I go putting on the next layer of chips I kept out a little ingredient a little well curveball Oh y'all so here I got in this nice little pot I got so this is some pinto pinto beans that i just i heated up with a little wine a little bit of water and kind of a bunch of pork fat all right cool so now I'm just gonna repeat that well I'm pretty pretty excited to see what you got you up your sleeve over there showing you got some I thought I brought the wild cards this guy on this particular nacho what I'm doing is a little roll wink to the three one two little Windy City love here for the nachos we're gonna go with a queso sauce Lincoln at the three one two with the jardin era and then on top of that the big a SUP my sleeve is that I'm going with some Italian beef another little nod at Chicago gonna put some grated cheese on top and then finally we're gonna run it through the garden put some wheels on it and then I'm gonna present it and just pray to the nacho gods yeah we all do now that you've heard what I'm gonna make little classic Shawn move I'm gonna lean on the competition to help me across the finish line so let's start with the case let's start with the room we're kind of making a béchamel sauce this is what are the the mother sauces as they call it if you're not familiar with the roux so you're melting your butter you're getting that real nice and then you're gonna add your flour we're whisk and you're gonna let that get real toasty and now we're just gonna fold in some of the cheese and get that kind of nice and melty in there and then well I'll call it cheese sauce is that all it goes into the cheese sauce no this is going in to the cheese sauce what do you think an absolute I think that's the best idea I've heard all day and then how you feel about chopping that up I don't know what your knife skills are I mean I get I got this nice old workers that's very very serious I'm happy to do it let me let me let me give it a go but yeah yeah yeah see I just like to", metadata={'source': 'G_Pu00NmJfg'}), Document(page_content="serious I'm happy to do it let me let me let me give it a go but yeah yeah yeah see I just like to give it a little rough chop you know I think this is gonna be great in the cheese sauce it's just not me excited about the cheese's that hasn't happened check this out you ever seen a guy play as nachos like just what I thought I knew you all right then on top of that we're going beef the queso looks ready sure does I think it's just we rain we rained the queso down on this now all this goes in there I'm at that point where I'm like everything sure let's just go yeah all right going down hopefully the move here is that it seeps into this deep bedrock of chip out of the bedrock and then you just end up in a beautiful place yes I mean I saw a similar artwork piece on the on the floor on the subway terminal this morning too but it was cute all right we are fresh out of the oven and you know what that means it's time to figure out whose nachos reign supreme to the judge's table we welcome bone Appetit deputy editor Andrew Knowlton what do you look for in a perfect plate of nachos an A+ it's about the architecture of a nacho and the good thing about for you yeah there's no rules when it comes to nachos clearly clearly I'm seeing some black olives over here I'm scared shitless of black olives out of a can so maybe the scales are tipping even a little bit on your side right now so I'm clearly so he's gotta win me over I love it I love it so we'll start here I got a little refried well pinto beans that I cooked in a little white wine and a decent amount of rendered pork fat and we got our ham hocks and the pork shoulder in there and then we'll do a little avocado some pickled red onions and this is a little fermented lacto-fermented sweet and hot peppers that I just ringed up next we'll finish with a little bit I got a little cotija cheese I can't stand that cheese oh that's good I'm glad you're judging anyway not too much cuz we got plenty of cheese on there I just like judging not too much Oh sauce on the side sour cream little dollop and we'll do a little cilantro just to finish all right sure why don't you walk us through your super sandwich over there all right so what I did is a little knot a little wink at Chicago there's a little garden era in with the queso situation and then what we've done is we've put some Italian beef as a layer and now just a little just a little action dragging it through the gardens is there broccoli in there there's no broccoli in this it kind of looks like a broccoli I know it I know I know you had me and now the relish is like the relish is your black olive I feel like the the two of us we've just blown out our hands raised like right as we approach the finish line I'm gonna be 25 miles no problem I'm gonna have to be like my six-year-old daughter and like ask you guys to pick through the olives and the in the relish just to get me to eat it and then just a little hot one sauce like a little drizzle action oh yeah what raft about what flavors really good you know what I like the relish more than I thought I would Cindy you painted yourself into a corner that I did a time and then I serve up that plate now we're rethinking some things but that's where the compliments I think in your bagging about nachos been shitty nachos are good nachos exactly you know all right so we got the ham hocks yeah ham hock pork shoulder really good acidity going on with all these peppers and the onions that's nice I'm gonna do this in three parts cuz I love this is the way I do them as you eat with your eyes right first yes then I think Brad squarely one one that you checked that box I mean it takes a man hand up I agree I'm gonna go with creativity I'm gonna give it to you because I've never had nachos like this at Chicago style relish who would have thought I might have to bring that into my nacho making skills now fair game so then it comes down to taste well considering", metadata={'source': 'G_Pu00NmJfg'}), Document(page_content="that into my nacho making skills now fair game so then it comes down to taste well considering that that layering and like I said when I come back at 2:00 in the morning and I know I have to get up in the morning and wake up my kids but I'm still gonna make nachos which nachos what I'd rather eat yeah it's tough I hate to do this because we work together yeah but I'm gonna have to give oh no no no no I think I'm gonna have to give it to Brad I think the only one I know this seems like home cooking no but this is just too far removed that this is just too far out of my head space to to consider these nachos I hope I brought enough firepower kitchen these this is this is a casserole the queso looks ready I think it's just we rain we rained the queso down on this now all this goes they respect your creativity but I'm gonna give it to you Thank You bud yeah that was very Simon Cowell you know they set you up like you're gonna move on oh you're getting a golden ticket and then just BAM I had the door slammed in on me last second the bitter taste of defeat it's something I've felt many times taste like that but you know what it's okay cuz all is fair and love and nachos it's alive on YouTube Bon Appetit make sure you subscribe your nachos don't let anyone tell you you can't make them the way that you want it's a blank canvas do it your way I love you Sean Evans the first we feast you already know [Music]", metadata={'source': 'G_Pu00NmJfg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80GNn_eIOhI | [Document(page_content="this is Derek does stuff with the friend today's friend is VISAA I know have you ever put your hand in a box that you didn't know was inside yes very sensual way for sure tonight this will be very sensual I mean I'm putting my hand in something that I don't know where it's been and I'm touching it it's gonna be great it's gonna be fantastic and you're doing this just for the record you're doing this completely willingly yep no one's I sent Vince to you've signed everything you brought your own bra I brought my own brassiere today was my training bra actually what's a push-up bra for me what's the scary thing you've ever touched my boyfriend was a tarantula actually that he gave me one time blind ear folds okay blinding I'm gonna put my bra yeah that's so accurate that's it can I have your blindfold yes time I go in that's what do you say okay all right here we go you ready oh my answers twerking it just look like I'm gonna it's weird that you're gonna with fists I would go finger person up but like bite my finger off okay okay to beat there he or she hasn't moved at all hasn't moved no okay so we can't I'm just gonna you can't sense your fear you're nearly there and we near the but you're not near an anus that's innate that was it that was the way okay oh my goodness well you stop saying oh my goodness I'm sorry is that just the ground I like this part this is I think this animal can probably sense fear it can sense fear does it bite fearful things I just think we should all stay calm did you touch it I didn't touch it what was that then hi I don't know where I was what was that Derek I touched it I do identify animals by the snap dig deep yeah I'm just oh gosh I thought something that was I thought was something a little more America oh oh I keep wanting to do it again though I can't tell if I like it or if I'm scared of it oh oh there you go there you go I'm so one with nature okay here we go what is it what is it what is it it's a snake it's a serpent where's the head where the heck is that oh my god oh my god wow he feels really cool guy touching more do you want to touch it no thank you okay Derek Derek does stuff with a friend or Derek watches his friend do stuff yeah that is that is that is a tarantula and a subscribe join I hate everybody in this room everybody this room Derek if you make any sudden movements he may bite so let's just keep it cool I swear oh my god I he hey hey do you want to see it that is so many is comforting the pubic hairs it's definitely inside the bar okay just going just checking scoop scoop scoop scoop oh my god it's that's a Furius the biggest tarantula I've ever felt in my life okay just take your hand for a second is it not moving is this a stuffed animal oh my god I hate you so much I'm ready I'm confident this one's another fake tiger you guys can't get me this time really revving you know I'm really rubbing him it's a hard exterior it's a turtle yeah Oh can't pick him up yeah oh my god yeah Oh his head looks like a wiener huh look at him yeah it looks like an uncircumcised penis am i right um I wouldn't know okay that's a decorative okay I'm touching oh my god how cool is this thank you thank you so for this item I need you to go in and then down that's what everyone says okay in and down that was what that was wet those are wet tip quit smelling everything that's so weird Oh going down oh wow that's a long witness what is that is that loop is that just Lube it affects go down what is that what is that what is that hey there's so many wet Oh it's meaty wait a second is that slugs it's Lux its bleaches it's Lux ëletís it's a combination of slicing leeches whoa that dog food dog food that looks disgusting oh no oh my god it's it's dog food something right I can't I can't I can't yeah if you had to guess one thing what do you think it is it's it's it's slugs covered in dog food which is by the way animal abuse have a look what is it what is", metadata={'source': '80GNn_eIOhI'}), Document(page_content="it's it's slugs covered in dog food which is by the way animal abuse have a look what is it what is it it's just a bowl of kitty litter and noodles oh sorry what I just wanna know I don't want a cat all right so we want to very delicately put our hands did you do it it's making noises Did you touch it what is it oh whoa you're not touching it okay wait I want to be friends we know it's a it's a it's a bit ch chimpanzee no no it's not a chimpanzee that's it month but you're getting closer look chalupa a chump it's an adorable children but chinchilla chinchilla yeah Joey wait let me see let me see oh my god you're adorable oh my god this is me if I was an animal what was your favorite animal today chinchilla what was your least favorite animal today Angela what was your biggest fear about today you did it come true yes", metadata={'source': '80GNn_eIOhI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k6RD9zVvpE | [Document(page_content='Alright, let\'s try it. There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a coffee- He\'s depressed, he wouldn\'t drink coffee. There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a beer- Sound, drown, clown So he got himself a beer and he saw a weird clown- Nah, that\'s weird. So he got himself a coffee, and then he started to drown. So he got himself a beer and he made a weird sound. So he got himself a beer and then he was wearing a gown. So he got himself a beer then he had a nervous breakdown Oh! I got it ;) Was a lonely guy who was feeling kinda down so he got himself a beer and he sat there with a frown His girfriend just broke up with him that day so things were not okay... So he got himself an uber- Alright Robert\'s broke. So he got himself a lift without any hesitation Driver said "Where are you going?" I don\'t have a destination. He said "That\'s pretty weird why would you order a car if you don\'t know where you\'re gonna go?" Are you stupid or something? What the f*** is wrong with you? That\'s way too aggressive. Driver said, "Where are you going?" I don\'t have a destination He said "I know a nice bar that has great booze" I don\'t know what rhymes with booze. What rhymes with booze... He said "I know a nice bar that has great booze "I\'m a big fan of Tom Cruise!" So he got himself a lift without any hesitation Driver said "Where are you going?" I don\'t have a destination He said, "I know a nice bar that has great booze." Well I have nothing to lose. So he got out of the car and made his way inside the bar, the driver out the window yelled "Please give me 5 stars!" He then sat down to get a drink from the bartender by the sink. That\'s when he saw the very thing that changed his whole reality! And Oh! It was the prettiest face in the world. She was unlike any other girl! She smiled at him, her teeth as white as pearls! Oh yeah! Like any other girl! So he got up from his seat, cause his heart had skipped a beat. It was time to change his day. He knew just the thing to say. He said, "Hey." She said, "Hey." He said, "Hey" He said, "Sorry to interrupt." Robert walked back to his seat, as he accepted his defeat. Then he finished up his beer, as he lost all of his cheer . Then he felt a hand upon his shoulder. As the air grew even colder, she said before he drank another "Sorry about what happened with my brother." "I thought that was your man." It\'s just my brother, Dan. Hey Dan. Hey man. So he got right up off of his chair and ran his fingers through her hair and- (Ding! A notification!) Mary: I think we should break up. There was a lonely guy named Robert, who was feeling kind of down, so he got himself a beer and he sat there with a frown. His girlfriend just broke up with him that day, but things will be okay. Hello, make sure you click here to watch full episodes of Best Cover Ever. Which I\'m also in and make sure to subscribe to Best Cover Ever\'s channel only on Youtube (MWUAH)', metadata={'source': '3k6RD9zVvpE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPaybxgucww | [Document(page_content="this video is sponsored by the walking dead no man's land hell is for the way you look and so are you my voice cracked you have to bring in a little sister everywhere yeah so my fears don't let me go anywhere without her Hannah can you make yourself useful in like GPS please keep me kitchen each and out okay wait left or right right it's the right way where are we but where the are we we're clearly lost right now we're lost is she even GPS in are you GPS are you doing back there playing The Walking Dead no man's land video game are you kidding me you're supposed to be doing the GPS there's new content every Monday for the season 8 update you're supposed to know where you're going why would you rely on the little sister Hannah go talk to that guy why do I have to go just go talk to her you're the big sister I don't care go talk to my now also you never coming out with me again [Music] [Music] finally we have a second source I think we're lost ok nice talking to you you are 5 feet I wonder what's in the water out here what did the guy say oh just go straight and take a left ok why are you acting weird really good I don't know what's wrong with me Hannah what is that on your arm I don't know is that a bike why am i sweating where do the Geico look I [Music] [Music] guys really look sis it's for your own good I'm fine okay let's check the GPS oh my god oh my god crap can you check it moves off it's coming up just walking dead game zone thing that works are you kidding me or not playing a video game right now wait wait wait look watch this move that zombie that every time I kill a zombie in the game one disappears hold this you kill the zombies I go get the keys I got your back [Applause] [Music] what just happened I upgraded you look at you you look cute wow that's my girl favorite hold on phone ties what phone died watch out [Music] get the keys [Music] okay just pass the peas packaging okay let's go home it's a great idea now I can charge my phone and hopefully upgrade her and save her can you do my mom cannot see you like this girls mom's home yeah is everything okay doesn't sound right I'm gonna come in oh oh oh she's not feeling well we're taking care of her oh my poor baby let me give you a kiss she has chapter oh okay love you mom lovely to download the free game from Google Play or App Store everyone who downloads the game now will unlock me game to your team for free [Music]", metadata={'source': 'OPaybxgucww'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU3kLBo_ruo | [Document(page_content='This video was made possible by Brilliant. Learn to think like a scientist for 20% off\nby being one of the first 500 people to sign\nup at the link in the description. Nuclear energy is one of the cleanest, most\nefficient, and most available sources of power on earth. To generate one kilowatt hour of energy—the\namount an American household consumes in 48 minutes—nuclear power plants\nonly emit 12 grams of carbon dioxide— enough to fill about three two-liter soda bottles. Meanwhile, to produce the same amount of energy,\ncoal plants emit 820 grams of CO2—about a full\nbathtub’s worth. Factoring in the environmental cost\nof production, nuclear energy is cleaner than hydropower, than geothermal, than solar, than\nreally any energy source except wind. But that doesn’t necessarily mean nuclear\nis the long-term solution for the world because nuclear material\nis perhaps the most poisonous substance on earth. Two times in history have nuclear power plants\nleaked significant amount of radiation—in 1986\nin Chernobyl, Ukraine and in 2011 in Fukushima, Japan. 31 people died in Chernobyl with at\nleast a further 4,000 expected to contract early lethal cancer due to the radiation. Fukushima was\nbetter contained with only two deaths, both unrelated to radiation, and only 130 early\ncancer deaths expected, but additionally, each site\nstill today has massive exclusion zones where humans cannot live due to ongoing radiation. Hundreds of thousands of people were displaced\nfrom their homes and will never be allowed to return. The economic damage of Chernobyl is\nestimated at nearly $250 billion dollars—significantly more than the GDP of Ukraine. The\nFukushima disaster, meanwhile, having taken place is a much more populated and developed\narea, is estimated to set Japan back over $500 billion dollars—a full 10% of their\nGDP. In\naddition, uranium, the element most commonly used in nuclear reactors, is not in limitless\nsupply. Using present-day extraction methods, there’s\nonly about a 230 year supply of uranium left. Many would say nuclear is only a short-term\nsolution to reduce carbon emissions until truly\nsustainable energy can become commonplace, but the biggest problem with nuclear energy\nis not the risk of meltdown, it’s not the supply\nof uranium, it’s this—nuclear waste. All current commercial nuclear power plants\nwork through the process of nuclear fission. As a radioactive element decays, the individuals\natoms split into multiple, but when that happens the reaction also releases energy. There are plenty of different designs of nuclear\nreactors, but in general they capture the released energy by\nusing it to heat up water into steam which runs\nthrough turbines that spin generators. The nuclear element used is typically uranium\nwhich, after about six to eight years of usage in a nuclear\npower plant will have released enough of its energy\nthat it is no longer useful in nuclear reactors, but that doesn’t mean it’s done emitting\nenergy. The\nfuel rods will remain radioactive enough to emit a lethal dose for tens or hundreds of\nthousands of years past their removal. So the question is, what do you do with them? The answer is simple—put them somewhere\nwhere they can stay, undisturbed, isolated, forever, but that’s not all that easy. In fact, no nuclear waste worldwide is currently\nin what is considered long-term storage. Every bit of nuclear waste in existence is\nin temporary storage facilities to be used until a long-term solution\nis built. Most of that nuclear waste is stored in pools\nof water. Water does a decently good job of\nshielding radiation so this is an inexpensive and easy way of storing the rods. Usually these pools\nare physically inside the nuclear power plants so, when spent fuel is removed from the reactor,\nit’s put directly into the water and left there. The radioactive material, since it’s still\nemitting energy, continues to heat up the water, but', metadata={'source': 'uU3kLBo_ruo'}), Document(page_content='emitting energy, continues to heat up the water, but\ncooling systems and pumps keep the water below boiling temperature, but to do that the plant\nneeds power. If the power fails and the backup\ngenerators fail, the pumps and cooling systems stop working so the water heats up and can\nboil off. The water is what blocks the radiation so,\nwithout water, the radiation just goes right out into\nthe environment. In fact, exactly that happened at Fukushima. Both the primary and backup\npower sources failed so the pumps and cooling systems for the spent fuel pools couldn’t\nrun leaving the water to heat up. The situation was brought under control before\nenough water had boiled off to release significant amounts\nof radiation into the environment, but had it not been,\nthousands could have been killed. Once nuclear waste has cooled down in storage\npools for ten to twenty years, it typically is encased in casks. These concrete and steel containers block\nin radiation, but this solution is far from permanent. It does not consider earthquakes, it cannot\nwithstand tsunamis, and it would not work without humans. These casks require security and they require\nmaintenance. Without\nhumans, they could easily be damaged or breached over time and release radiation into the\nenvironment. Modern humans have only existed for about\n200,000 years, so one can hardly be sure that the species will survive for the\nmillions of years that the most toxic nuclear waste will\ncontinue to emit radiation. What’s more, one can hardly expect that\nthe dominant civilizations that have nuclear technology today will continue\nto exist for even thousands of years. The\nRoman Empire was once without a doubt the most powerful civilization on earth. Scholars even\nbelieve that it is the most powerful civilization to have ever existed on earth—more powerful\nthan the US, than Europe, than any modern civilization, but it fell, and so too will\nthe west. Therefore, long-term nuclear waste storage\nneeds to last longer than any political structure, it\nneeds to work without the supervision of humans, it needs to be truly and unequivocally\npermanent. Finland is building just that. This region is largely devoid of natural disasters. It doesn’t\nhave earthquakes, it doesn’t see tsunamis, it really doesn’t encounter any natural\nphenomenon that could damage a nuclear waste storage\nsite, especially if it’s 1,500 feet underground. Beneath\nan island on the Finnish Baltic Sea coast, the country is digging. They’re building the very first\npermanent nuclear waste storage facility in the world in the stable bedrock 1,500 feet\nbelow. Currently they’re just finishing their dig\ndown then very soon, in 2020, they’ll start filling the\nfacility with nuclear waste. They’ll dig long tunnels with small holes\nin which they’ll place casks of nuclear waste then backfill the tunnels\nwith clay to be left for an eternity. With this system,\nthere’s near zero risk of nuclear material leaking out into the groundwater and, once\nit’s filled in the year 2120, it can just be left, forever. Because the material will be so far down and\nso difficult to get to, no human management will\nbe necessary once completed. No security, no\nmaintenance, nothing which means it should be truly secure, but before leaving it, they\ndo need to fight against one thing—human nature. As curious beings, it’s hard to combat a\nperson’s urge of discovery. If someone finds a\nmysterious structure from thousands of years ago, it’d just be natural to want to open\nit up, and that’s a problem for nuclear waste sites. We essentially did just that with the pyramids\nin Egypt. These structures were built as the final,\npermanent resting places for the elites of Egypt and we\nopened them up because we were curious. Opening the nuclear storage facilities would\nrelease radiation into a future civilization, so we\nhave to tell them to leave the sites alone, but that’s', metadata={'source': 'uU3kLBo_ruo'}), Document(page_content='have to tell them to leave the sites alone, but that’s\neasier said than done. The US Department of Energy commissioned a\nstudy on how to communicate the danger into the far future. The key is to create a message that conveys\nhow uninteresting, how unimportant, and how dangerous nuclear waste\nis. They settled on the following text:\nSending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be\na powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed\nis commemorated here… nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and\nrepulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a\nparticular location… it increases toward a center… the center\nof danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below\nus. The danger is still present, in your\ntime, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the\ndanger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you\nsubstantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left\nuninhabited. The idea would be to translate a message like\nthis into every United Nations language— Arabic, Chinese, English, French, Russian,\nand Spanish. There’s a reasonable hope that, at least\nin the next couple thousand years, one of those languages would be understood. But in the scope\nof hundreds of thousands of years, there’s just little expectation that these languages\nwould survive. There’s not even a reasonable expectation\nthat humans would survive. So, you need to\nconvey the same message without language. What the study suggests is to further push\nthe message by building a landscape that conveys danger. It could be a scene of thorns, or spikes,\nor forbidding blocks. To satiate the\ndiscoverer’s curiosity, it’s also suggested to add monoliths explaining the history of\nthe site through pictographs. Also included would be images like this, engraved\nin stone, conveying that the substance has danger that will be passed\nonto humans if touched, but the difficulty of this is\nthat it very well might not be humans exploring earth 100,000 years from now. It could be a\nspecies that doesn’t recognize the likeness of what might be a long-extinct species. What some have suggested is to just let the\nsite be forgotten, to not mark it at all, to just\nseal it up, and leave, but having something that significant disappear isn’t simple. The site in\nFinland is designed to not need security or oversight, but its current location is very\nwell documented in a potentially irreversible way. With books and brains and the internet, records\nof the site might exist until at least the end\nof human civilization. To truly be forgotten, to truly be\nleft as part of nature, so too must humans be forgotten. If you want to learn more about clean energy\nor anything else, you should try Brilliant. They have a fantastic course on solar energy\ncomplete with approachable explanations, straightforward graphics, and thought-provoking\npuzzles. I’ve really been enjoying Brilliant\nbecause their courses do a great job of providing an overview of complex topics in a way that\nanyone can understand. As a Wendover Productions viewer who enjoys\nlearning or is serious about science, Brilliant’s interactive puzzles\nwill help you explore all kinds of interesting stuff. If\nyou want to check them out, head over to brilliant.org/Wendover. The first 500 who do and sign\nup will receive 20% off. I absolutely suggest that you give Brilliant\na try because it’s truly a great website and doing so helps make Wendover Productions\npossible.', metadata={'source': 'uU3kLBo_ruo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhZ56rcWwRQ | [Document(page_content="close your eyes see with mine you are a top student but look at you now you can't keep using your father's disappearance as an excuse to act out is that his work well what's it about their dad he wanted to touch the Stars imagine that the aunt here wants to get to her other hand as quickest option is to walk across the street but it turns out a straight line is not the shortest distance between two points not if you use a fifth dimension it's outside of the rules we know of time and space aunt arrives my hand instantaneous so you fall the space more likely wrinkle it [Music] we heard a cry out in the universe we believe he is and we're here to help you find them we are in search of warriors warriors who serve the good and the light of the universe you're kidding do I look like I'm kidding a little I'm not I'm not your father's trapped by an evil energy it's too strong for our light and the only one who can stop it is you be a warrior my glove is always there even if you can't see [Music] trust me I trust you [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'UhZ56rcWwRQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-El8z4uy5Ac | [Document(page_content="- Which is why I will argue that garlic fries are far superior to the over hyped and frankly disgusting truffle fry and people who prefer truffle fries... - Let's keep this civil. - Are demon people, with butt brains. - You, you go to hell. Truffle fries are amazing. You go straight to hell. - Well, if they're not\nserving truffle fries there, I'd be happy to go to hell Soren. - Yeah, but like, which one? - Truffle fries. Keep up, Katie. - No, which hell. You, Soren, should keep up, Now, which portrayal of\nhell would you send Micheal, your dearest friend, to go to? - The... I mean. One of the good ones obviously, I don't want to send\nMichael to a bad hell. - Aww, thanks buddy. - Anytime buddy. - So, I guess we're talking about hell? (phone rings) - You know what hell\nalways seemed kind of fun? - I Bet he's gonna tell us. - I am. Hercules. It's just like a cool pool\nparty for dead people. Except the pool is way\ncooler than a normal pool 'cause it's all swirly. - Yeah, but all of the\nspirits never seemed like they were having a good time. They were just moaning\nand forlorn and dizzy and probably having a lot\nof motion sickness and, oh yeah, also, they were in hell. - Yeah, see, they were just dumb. What you gotta do is\npick a spot on the wall and every time you swirl around, you just check in with the spot. That way, you never get dizzy. - Yeah, but all the spirits\nare trying to leave the swirl. They're always grabbing onto Hades whenever he boats over them. - Yeah, if people are trying to get out of the spirit swirl pool, it probably isn't that nice in there. It's full of spirit pee or something. - I wouldn't mind. - Besides, does that even count as a real hell or is it an afterlife? Is there a heaven in that movie? - Only for the gods. Classism. - No, Michael, the hell\neveryone would want is the Bedazzled hell. - That Brendan Fraser movie\nwhere he sells his soul to Elizabeth Hurley because\nhe's sad and he wants some strange woman he's never\nmet to fall in love with him? - Uh huh, That's the one. In Bedazzled, the hell is\nbasically just this giant party where it's all beautiful\npeople dancing forever and they feed you your\ngrandmothers cookies. - These are the cookies that\nmy grandmother used to bake. - I aim to please handsome. - All you gotta do is\ndance and eat cookies and generally be the life of the party, which is basically what\nall of my weekday evenings consist of anyway. Also most of my Sunday brunches. And most of my... - That is horrifying. You have to spend all\nof your time at a party, dancing and conversing? Everyone's more attractive than you. And they might know you,\nbut you don't know them. What do you even talk about? Being damned souls together? Eating your grandmothers\ncookies together forever, all the time? They don't wanna talk about that. They don't know my grandma. They don't even wanna\nget to know my grandma. - Yeah and they're not\neven really enjoying it. You see it when he goes\nback for the second time. They are definitely being\ntortured by over-partying. - So, that doesn't mean I\nwould get sick of the party. I would just go on liking it, for eternity. I love parties. I'm great at them. - But what about when\nElizabeth Hurley turns into a giant classic devil and then a giant Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini? - Scary and sexy at the same time. - But my point is, when that happens, it takes place in a giant\ncavern filled with flames. So that part of hell also exists. I mean maybe there are multiple\nhell options in Bedazzled, but they're all terrible. - No, there were no people there. I feel like that was more of\njust an intimidation tactic to scare him into signing\naway his soul away. But even if that is the\ncase, then I would just think about how much I hate\nparties right before I die and then, boom, I end\nup in the party hell. - You really think you\ncould trick the devil? - Yes, that is the premise", metadata={'source': '-El8z4uy5Ac'}), Document(page_content='up in the party hell. - You really think you\ncould trick the devil? - Yes, that is the premise\nof pretty much every movie where the devil appears. The devil is (laughs) super gullible. - What about the hell from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut? It\'s a normal hell, but, all of the flying bone dragons fart and then people like break into song, and there\'s like couches and houses and it\'s pretty much your\nnormal life except for like the fire and brimstone everywhere. - And, Satan isn\'t just\nlike "blah, I\'m the devil"! - (laughs) What devil is\nlike "blah, I\'m the devil"? - He\'s complex. He\'s not afraid to show his flaws. You could get to know a devil like that. You could have a beer with him. - Yeah, I don\'t know, you\'d\nhave to constantly be dealing with his on the rocks relationship with Saddam Hussein. I get the hell torture and everything. I\'m fine with that, but being that close to a toxic\nrelationship for eternity. I don\'t know. - Plus, they clearly still\nhave the rings-of-hell, fires of hell standard torture going on. No, no, no, no, no. You know what I could go for? Real nice Beetlejuice. Hm? - An office where there\'s\npaper all over the floor and a bunch of gruesomely\ndead people everywhere? - My God, Dan\'s right. That is horrifying. Just use a filing cabinet. I mean, there\'s one right there or maybe just alphabetize all of the... No, you know what, you gotta color code the binders and then alphabetize,\nno, I can\'t, I can\'t. It\'s too messy, it\'s too messy - I meant the doorway of lost souls. You see it briefly. It\'s all swirly inside. It\'s like, well not like a pool, it\'s more like a slow tornado. - You really like swirly hell. - Oh hell yes! Think about it. To swirl for eternity. Then I\'d be happy. - Well, I\'ve got swirling hell beat. Right, how about the hell\nfrom All Dogs Go To Heaven? It\'s like a regular normal hell with all the molten-lava and stuff but all of the demons and bone dragons are dog themed.\n- Dog themed. Oh c\'mon, you telling me\nyou wouldn\'t want to be surrounded by cute little demon dogs and lava monster puppies forever? - No, because they\'re not nice dogs. They\'re not good boys. They pinch you while you sink into lava. - Plus, I guess if it was dog hell, everything would be made for dogs. There would only be dog\nfood, dog-sized beds, dog stuff, dog shit. - Plus, if you want a themed\nhell, you might as well go with Robot Hell from Futurama. It\'s just filled with a\nbunch of goofy robots. You could knock out the robot devil or beat him in a fiddle off. - Yeah, but still again that\nhell\'s not designed for you. You just have to stand around with a bunch of boring robot stuff to do. Robot shit, robot food, beds, houses. Plus, even if you did\nknock out the robot devil, you\'d still be in robot hell. - I know, I got it, the\nbest movie hell ever, Bill and Ted\'s Bogus Journey. - Excellent. (guitar riffs) - We didn\'t plan that. - Okay, but that\'s like a\npersonalized hell right? Isn\'t that the worst kind of hell? One that caters to your fears\nand your personal dislikes. - Yeah, but hell is just about reliving embarrassing or annoying\nmoments from your childhood. Which in their case was\nkissing their grandma and being scared by the Easter bunny. - And when you\'re not reliving\nyour childhood memories, they\'re just chilling on a floating rock. - Exactly! You\'re either floating on a (beep) rock or you\'re reliving some annoying\nchildhood embarrassment. Easy! I relive embarrassing moments\nin my mind all the time. - I could relive the time I farted at that monastery for eternity. - And if you wanna get out of hell, all you gotta do is beat the Grim Reaper at a game of Battleship. You could come and go\nin hell as you please. - Best hell ever! (guitar riffs) - Here are the truffle fries you ordered. - Ooh, thank you, but I\nactually ordered garlic fries. - We only serve truffle fries, forever. (laughing) - No! (laughing) (dramatic music)', metadata={'source': '-El8z4uy5Ac'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAfn2duIlN8 | [Document(page_content="- Hey guys how's it going, it's Justine and today we are in my\nkitchen and we are making a freaking pumpkin pie,\nand I am so excited because I love pumpkin pie,\nand I've never made one before so I'm not really sure\nhow this is going to go. I've done a lot of Google\nresearch about pumpkin pies, but I think what I'm\ngoing to do is I'm just going to follow the recipe\non the back of this can. It says it's a famous pumpkin\npie and it makes 10 servings. So I've got all of my ingredients ready. We're going to make this\nin the blender, obviously. There's also a problem\nbecause I realize I don't have ground ginger, I don't have ground cloves, but what I do have is an\nabundance of pumpkin spice spice. And I don't know what's in\nhere but it smells good. So I'm basically just gonna\ndump a bunch this in there and cross my fingers\nand hope for the best. What I do have is nutmeg and cinnamon, which I kind of have a feeling\nthis is all in here anyway, so I don't know, who knows. Happy Thanksgiving. Cinnamon, ginger, cloves, in small bowl. See I can't do that because\nI'm making this in a blender so I need to put the liquid\ningredients in first. So what we're going to do, we're going to put the evaporated milk in first. I hope this is evaporated milk, yup. Evaporated milk is fresh,\nnutritious milk, from which half the water has been removed. Wee. Awe come on. No! (cheery music) So sugar, I'll put you in there. Two large eggs. One. Ah-two. One tisp, ground cinnamon. I was surprised, a tisp\nis a lot more than I, that's definitely more than a tisp. Pumpkin spice, everything nice. Add a little bit of cinnamon, if ya will. That's super spicy. Last but not least we need our pumpkin. We're using Libby's, said it was famous. Maybe Libby should make\nsomething for Thanksgiving. That would be good. I may have a few new subscribers who might be a little\nconfused, about my channel. Are you a baking channel\nor are you a tech channel? Why are you dressed as a lobster? These are questions that I\nam unable to answer for you. I am me. I'm also confused. Pumpkin is actually really good for dogs, when they have diarrhea. (cheery music) (blender churring) Pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie. I mean that's, that's really it. Well I guess we'll set this aside, while we prepare our crust. Now we're going to make\nthis very special because I am making a pumpkin poo pie. Where does the poo come into play? I got this beautiful pie pan\noff of Amazon, it's beautiful. It's like super official, I've\nnever had a pie pan before why would I have one,\nbecause I don't bake pies. But today, hoo hoo, we're making some pie. I've got this, it's a, it's\ncalled Immaculate Honestly Delicious pie crust, oh I don't\nknow we'll see how it works. (cheery music) Look at this. Oh this is great. I just have to roll it out. (upbeat music) Alexa cancel. Okay anyway, put myself back together. Alright here's our dough. That's it? That's it? Like I just literally roll this out. Oh it's very cold. Oh. You're supposed to just roll out! - [Man] Is it frozen? - No, it's just refrigerated. - [Man] It says, room\ntemperature for 25 to 30 minutes, 60 minutes if frozen. Dough may crack if too cold. Be sure to let dough\nset for required time, before unrolling. - Can I put it in the microwave? (cheery music) - This sucks. (cheery music) Oh God it's melting. This was a very bad idea. I'm so sad. But guess what, I don't care. Get in there. We're going to mold this back together, and we're going to make this pie look as beautiful as it can be. Pinch it, like no one's going\nto see the bottom of this pie. I mean honestly, to be\ncompletely honest with you, if anyone eats this they're\nprobably going to die. So, let's be real. Look at this, it's looking perfectly fine. Push this down at the bottom. So I'm gonna probably open\none of these other ones. I'll give them hugs, so they warm up. I'm so upset. So I'm going to put this", metadata={'source': 'bAfn2duIlN8'}), Document(page_content="in the microwave again. Should I put them with this wrapper on it? No? Okay, Nathan is shaking\nhis head, a very rapid no. I'm just gonna like put this... Maybe like warm itself up\ninside here so I can... I'm going to pour in the mixture now. This is very liquidy. Like is pumpkin pie supposed to be like a pumpkin spice\nfreakin' latte or what's up? This looks very suspect. Alexa is pumpkin pie\nsupposed to be watery? - [Alexa] Hmm, I don't know that. - See I don't either. So the reason this is going\nto be a pumpkin poo pie, is I'm going to be using Rosanna's little poo emoji cut-out here. Oh this is starting to glisten. Anyway, you guys know how on pumpkin pies they always have those\nlittle decorations on 'em, like festive little leaves. Well we're going to have\na cutout poop on it, and I'm gonna bake the\nlittle poop separately, and then I'm gonna put\nthe poop on top of it, and really this is all theoretical, 'cause I honestly at this point, I don't even know if\nthis is gonna even cook. Like this looks like trash. It looks like I went to Starbucks, took a pumpkin spice latte and dumped it inside of here. Questionable. Wow. Uh we've got a problem. This is so hot, it's boiling. I can't use this, oh no. Dun dun dun. This is clearly not going to be edible. I have ruined Thanksgiving. Do you guys remember, I think\nit was last year Thanksgiving, and my one project that\nI was supposed to make was pumpkin bread. Guess what I didn't do? Make the pumpkin bread properly. Alright we got one last try. This one's too hot. This one is too cold. It still feels a little cold. You can do it, Jenna! Can you bring me a hairdryer? - [Jenna] Uh. I can't unroll this last\nlittle bit because I know it's going to be too cold, so I think a hair dryer\nmay solve the problem. When Jenna sees what I'm using this for. I'm gonna set everything off to the side. Oh yeah, this is gonna work well. (hair dryer blowing) A little bit of a crack, it's okay. (hair dryer blowing) - I don't remember grandma\nmaking pies this way. - Aw I made a mistake. - What is that smell? Did you make this homemade? - No! Why do you think I'm blow drying it? So I'm heating it up\nbecause it didn't thaw and then the rest of them cracked, you'll see in the video later. (cheery music) So to make it the pumpkin poo emoji, we're going to use this\nlittle pumpkin cut-out. Cut this out just like so, and we're going to bake that separate. (gasp) Now I made it too warm. Hey Jen can you come here? We need to transfer this\non to the pumpkin pie without breaking it too much. - Man, does that stink. - Yeah it's disgusting. - Wait I don't think\nthis is going to work. Jam it back in there... What happened there? Okay, let's put it back together. - Oh you know what? This is what we're gonna do. We're going-- - That didn't work. - To put this here. We're going to add some of\nthese little holes here. And I'm going to cut\nthis, rest of this off. Pinch this all together, so like honestly I think that this will\njust merge back together, and everything will be fine. I've already ruined Thanksgiving. - [Jenna] You ruined\nlast year too, remember? - Oh yes I've already told them. - Tried to make a vegan uh pumpkin bread. - Aw man, this is like soup! Should I just put it back\nin the oven or is this just like an impossible... I think it's... Oh man guys, we can eat the top. So the directions it says\nyou're supposed to do a couple of different things. 15 to 20 minutes you're supposed\nto cover the outer crust which I have a little thingy for that. So this protects the edges,\nlike why do I even care? I mean at this point,\nthis is an absolute mess. So this covers the outer edges here, so they don't get too crisp. And then... Yeah I'm not sure, I would\njust say don't do anything that I'm doing in this video. 340, 350, 400, okay I'm", metadata={'source': 'bAfn2duIlN8'}), Document(page_content="just say don't do anything that I'm doing in this video. 340, 350, 400, okay I'm\ngonna let that pre-heat, then put this thing in the oven, and I will see you guys shortly. A lot of things have happened. First of all, I think\nthe only successful thing that has happened is this tiny little poo that I cut out of the original dough. I baked this for about 15 to 20 minutes. There were a lot of things that went on, because it was like oh\nokay you have to turn the temperature down to\n350, and at 20 minutes remove the little thing\naround the crust and then do something else and I was\nlike this is a lot of work. And the whole time I'm\nwatching this freakin' pie, and it is jiggling like Jell-O. Like my body in slow motion. So we're gonna take it out. I don't know what to expect. I'm slightly nervous, and\nI'm actually a little upset, because I really did try moderately hard to make this work. Wow it is crispin' up a freaking storm. I think I should have\nprobably taken it out, like 20 minutes ago. It's bubblin'. I should probably close the oven. Okay, do you want to get\nin here and take a look? - [Man] Yeah. - Like it looks like... do I have to let it cool\nbefore I can cut it? You're a pumpkin pie expert. - [Jenna] That does not\nlook like pumpkin pie. - Shut up what do you think it is? - Why is it crusted on top? Like all the pumpkin pies I've\never had we're just pumpkin. - Look at this, that's our poo. - That looks. - Oh did I mess it up? - No. - Gosh this is so hot. There we go that's nice. - Oh! Baby! - It's hot! - Warm! Woo, I gotta go. - Now what do I do? I'm so confused. - [Jenna] Oh my gosh. - But I wanna eat it now. So I probably have to let\nthis cool off now oh my gosh. Can I just put whip cream on it? - [Jenna] It'll melt. - Okay well I guess I'll let this cool off and then I'll see you\nguys in a little bit. Like what happened, it looks so bad. - I've just never seen a\npumpkin pie like that before. - [Justine] You've never had\npumpkin pie with top before? - No like apple pie. - Oh no you're right. I don't think I've ever\nhad a pumpkin pie with-- - [Jenna] That's why I\nwas like did you make apple pie or pumpkin pie? - I completely messed this\nup from the beginning! - [Man] I was wondering what the plan was, 'cause I've never seen it done that way. - I've never either, maybe\nyou're on to something. - Maybe I'm an idiot. - [Man] Or maybe it's just your version. - Like I did not even think about it. I've never seen a pumpkin\npie with a freaking crust on the top of it. You're right it's apple pie. Oh my gosh! - [Jenna] Yeah but you got poopkin pie. - Pumpkin poop pie. - [Jenna] Poopkin pie. - A poopkin pie, awe man. Okay well I'll let this cool\noff and then we can try it. We've got the pie, ready and cooled. God this thing is so stupid, I still can't believe that I\nput crust on the top of it. Like in my mind, because there\nwas two crusts in the box, I was like well of course I\nput crust on top of the pie. Of course! Oh, that smells good, wow. Oh wow. This is (laughing) this is like soup. This did not firm up, the way\nthat it should have, at all. Oh my gosh, I need a spoon for my pie. (cheery music) Like I don't want to\ntry this but I have to. (chewing) So. It's actually not bad. But this consistency I\ndo not think is correct, and all this extra flakey goodness. Let's try this crust, oh God. That is burnt, that is\nburnt, it is not good. Look at this, that is super crusty. Super crisp. Jenna I would offer you some of this but I would actually\nrecommend you don't eat it. - Why is it brown? - I burnt it. Here I'll get you fresh spoon. You might as well just take\na scoop from the middle. (cheery music) It's like alright. - Yeah it's not bad it's just like. - It's like pudding. - Well pumpkin pie usually\nis a little softer. - Yeah but this is like super soft-- - Because it's still warm. - Oh, look at this,", metadata={'source': 'bAfn2duIlN8'}), Document(page_content="this looks like garbage. Yeah just take a bite of that. - Really gotta get in there. I haven't had dinner yet. - Well guys, thanks for\nwatching if you don't see me again it's because,\nit's because I died from making a pumpkin pie. Well thank you guys so much for watching, happy Thanksgiving, I love you guys, let me know what you would like\nto see me make in the future in the comments below. If you haven't already\nsubscribed to my channel, do so by clicking subscribe and make sure you guys like the video,\nif you somewhat enjoyed it. If you didn't like it\njust click like anyway, to make me feel better about-- - I'm gonna have to dislike this video. - How much time I spent\nmaking this pumpkin pie and it's not good! What did I do wrong? If you guys have any recipes\nfor me please let me know. I did so many things\nwrong, so many things. But now I know for the next time, my next pie will be immaculate. It will be beautiful. I think... if I recall... Can't open that there\nare some things in there. I think the dough that I used\nwas called Immaculate Dough. Do you remember? Was it? I think it was, so my next\npie will be immaculate. This was a massacre. I'll see you guys later, bye! Oh man I tried so hard. Like I'm so sad, like I\nactually really tried. (clanking) Okay and scene. (upbeat music)", metadata={'source': 'bAfn2duIlN8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZdkR_WhA5Q | [Document(page_content="This video sponsored by next games oh Hey Maggie, what's up? Hey? What's up, Michonne who the hell are you? I'm Jerry, I'm the new guy. The new guy? I'm here to make sure you keep your shit together. My shit never stops being together. I'm here to protect you You protect us? You look like my newborn nephew just went to the costume store and bou ght himself an outfit. Wait who's he think he is? He reminds me of my toilet paper. He's extra soft. It's done. You have knee pads on It looks like one of my Legos trying to put on armor. Okay, we go Come on Is that Walking Dead? No-man's land? Yes, it's a season eight. There's a new update every Monday My phone just died can I please play it? I love season eight. No. I'm doing fine Just let me take this mission on for a second. Okay, what's going on? I think the games about to start I I swear to god. You better be good at this [Zombie noises] Ready? Oh, I'm ready. SUUUUUUPPPPP 😅 It's on. Oh, it's on. Oh, thank god, thank you. It's not my turn yet. You guys go ahead. I'll be here if you need me I have snacks, waters whatever you need Come on let me at him! She is so cool, you gotta let me play a level. Ready for this, huh? Are you doing I was going fine, let me play come on all right all right, I got you No no That's my move Together ah Thanks, I'm putting in Geryon. I don't want to happen yes welke. He's a warrior Hey, I'm free! we're free! No you're not free yet All right, just just stay there okay, man look. I got some snacks and no Mess for me, huh Zombies, I'm coming for you you wanna mess with me, huh? Okay, what is going on? What are you doing? I'm not doing Anything they're doing it. They're just going and doing their own thing. Did you put in cheat codes or something? Are you accusing me of cheating? Westen Oh wow I can't do anything she's doing her own thing with Weston. Please hurry with the pizza bites Now it's your turn My turn What is this I think the game reset ready for the game, bro, why am I here oh? Wow hey Justin I got the pizza Bites Hey you had to come from the walking dead yeah, yeah, yeah, you wanna have a seat Show me how to play this because I've never played it before No Hey, see you in the next round oh Boy doesn't feel so good does it darzee's what's your friend's name Dustin Dustin This is so much fun being like I guess I have again. I like your shirt. I like your thick pieces of hair Download the free game from App Store or Google Play now and get negan for free this offer is only available right now", metadata={'source': 'aZdkR_WhA5Q'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQC09Mdn24w | [Document(page_content="hi sisters James Charles here and welcome back to my youtube channel so it is officially fall season it is the end of November and you know what that means it's Thanksgiving I personally love Thanksgiving it is one of my all-time favorite holidays I have not been home in over six months now since my senior graduation so I am literally so pumped for once to hop on a plane and fly all the way back home to regular old open in New York and see my family I literally missed them so so much I cannot wait to give momma Charles and sister Ian and daddy Charles a oh whoa no oooh and father Charles that was almost really really bad I'm associated to get them all really really big hugs the point of Thanksgiving is obviously to spend time with your family and friends and be thankful and of course eat a lot of really really great food I've been getting so many treats from you guys telling me that you guys are going to different family Thanksgiving parties with a bunch of relatives that you have not seen in so so long so for today's look I put together this funky little cut crease moment perfect for the Thanksgiving feast and it's like the smokey winged out bronzy little fall moment we have bronze glitter on the lid and some very very intense fluffy lashes I just wanted to go very very extra today so everybody at the dinner table knows I am that we're really going for the grandma Charles to be like Oh sister you look so good why don't you get in line for the Thanksgiving feast first and I'll be like oh don't mind if I do all that being said if you guys like to see how I created this final little Thanksgiving makeup tutorial keep on watching [Music] alright guys let's go ahead and jump right and this eye look is simply gonna be pretty complicated and definitely a lot going on today just like our Thanksgiving dinner plates we got the stuffing at the mashed potatoes the gravy the turkey and the whole shebang so I'm gonna be using the brand new Morpheus 39a dare to create palette I absolutely love this palette I can't with the holiday collection that I modeled for if you guys have not yet seen my full-on review definitely click somewhere up here I think if this is the right side fingers crossed to check that video out I first got my m4 for one brush and dip into this middle transition shade I actually lost a little sheet with the names on it so you're just gonna have to bear with me today I'm just popping the shade right up in the crease and blending it out using windshield wiper motions and I'm actually not topping off the brush before I find this color we definitely want this to be a very very vibrant and pigmented and when we get to the outer corner I am doing my all-time favorite trick upholding that shadow out a little bit for the next color we're gonna grab at our 39 brush and dip into this burnt orange shade right up in here I'm topping the shade right up in the crease and normally what I would do crease shade I would always hold the brush like this completely parallel or horizontal there we go to my face but for this I'm actually kind of holding the brush downwards to really get it up in that crease and make sure it doesn't blend any higher we are gonna be cutting out the crease today so it's okay for everything gets on the lid because we're gonna clean it up later and then same thing with that outer corner I'm gonna pull it out and like a nice little cut v-shape we are gonna be going from really really light orange obviously in our transition to really really deep black in the crease area which you'll see in a few seconds but I am gonna be blending in between every snap to make sure that none of the colors get muddied it together I'm Mexican I grab another clean r39 brush this brush is basically the exact same was the M 4-3-3 so if you have that one feel free to dip into that one too or literally any blending brush it's really not that deep to this and burnt darker orange shade right up", metadata={'source': 'BQC09Mdn24w'}), Document(page_content="any blending brush it's really not that deep to this and burnt darker orange shade right up in here but we are just gonna want make sure every color we go and we're using a smaller brush or just a more defined motion to really make sure that those colors are getting more and more dark and defined with each time and once again not getting to money on next thing I got was smaller more defined brush this is the M 507 and I'm gonna dip into this like ready tone brown shade up in here and I'm gonna use this to deepen up once again the crease and the outer V as you guys can see when doing these style of looks it's really really important to start off light and build your way up darker and darker using a smaller and smaller brush and smaller motions each time because if you start off with a dark color and just go right in everything it's gonna look really really wonky and unblended like really really quickly so I know it may seem like a lot of extremis I mean we've already literally use for eyeshadow colors and this doesn't even look like much it yet but if you just take your time and be patient this is really gonna like help you with your makeup in general just starting off really really slow and having patience will help you make those iconic beautiful blend it out smokey eyes so this is where things are going to start to get more complicated more dark and more intense I'm gonna grab my m14 9 brush which is this very very tiny pencil brush and dip into the black shade in the bottom corner and uses to deepen out crease or the outer V not the crease oh my god I just brought my mirror a little bit closer obviously you guys know my eyesight is not the pest I really want to make sure that this is very very defined and precise cuz you guys know adding a little bit too much block and make an eye look go from real good to real bad real fast so excuse the mirror in the video I'm gonna move it in a second so with the block on the pencil brush I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna top it right into the outer of V we're gonna cut this entire area out using a shimmer shadow in a second but I do want to get all the color on there in the right shape just like that so we can blend it out at how the pigment still be there because like I said we don't want to add too much block but where there is the block we want it to be black if that makes sense to blend that black out I'm gonna grab Miami five up seven brush once again and dip into this cool tone a brown shade up in here and just lightly go over those edges like I was saying adding a little bit of black and quickly get too intense and I think this definitely just did so I'm gonna go to my r39 brush and dip into that light orange shade from before and just go over those edges to hopefully make everything a little bit less dark alright so that is the lid all complete like I said it did get a little bit darker than I originally wanted it to but oh well I guess that's just what we're gonna have to deal with today now we're gonna go ahead and cut out the crease I'm gonna grab my morphe cream shadow in the shade copper today which is this beautiful orange shade as the base of course and then my makeup shock t57 brush it's just this tiny really flat definer brush we are gonna be doing a lot more of like a detailed crease today than the classic average half cut crease where you just kind of blur out the edges so I do want to make sure it's really really light and defined I know some people really like to do a concealer first when they're cutting out creases but if you're using a pigmented cream shadow I feel like it's really not that deep because you're just gonna cover over top of it anyway and it does the same job so like why do you more work if you don't have to you feel once again talk about the mir but I'm gonna lean in close early make sure I get this exactly where I want it I'm just going to carve out this crease I'm just wanting to send like normal", metadata={'source': 'BQC09Mdn24w'}), Document(page_content="where I want it I'm just going to carve out this crease I'm just wanting to send like normal but then once I get to the outer corner instead of just fading out the edges I'm actually gonna pull this shout out once again when that defined brush and I'm gonna make kind of a loop back around to the lower lash line this more rounded define cut crease is a look that I've been seeing a ton of people rock on Instagram lately but I've never actually tried so I just wanted to test that out today and honestly I think it looks so stunning and really really cool and definitely adds a more like avant-garde twist to the door euler half cut crease just for an extra little pop on top I'm gonna grab the Stila liquid metals and the shade of bronze bell and just Pat a little bit of this over top of that morphe cream eyeshadow I really want to make sure this is dried down before I go in with any more shadow or anything else obviously we don't any of that shadow to transfer so the last and final step of my upper lash line today is actually gonna be to grab the Kat Von D tattoo liner in the shade of trooper and I'm gonna really lightly outline at that outer curve for lashes today I'm gonna pop out a pair of how's the lashes ikonics then I'm just gonna blend together my real lashes with the fake ones of course using my benefit roller lash mascara once the lashes are blended together I'm gonna grab a black liner pencil and you guys know I hate doing this but for today's look I filet it as necessary I really want this to be very very sexy and sultry I want everybody other things doing doing our table to know that I am that that gets the turkey first I really wanna be nice and intense it's been a long time since I've done that whoa for the lower last I'm gonna grab an hour 30 and I'm brush and dip into the bright orange shade and just run that all around the lower lash and then of course I can sort of connect it at that outer corner I'm gonna take my Beauty Blender and dip into a little bit of my chances at setting powder and I'm going to bake right underneath that shadow because I think it's getting a little bit too low there and like I said we do want to keep this very very defined just like that I'm just gonna grab any flat top brush and I'm gonna dip into the already brown shade and I'm gonna run that along the lower lash Wow finally I'm just gonna grab a flat top rounded brush and use this to highlight my brow bone using of course what other than my Anasazi illuminator and so Hollywood then same thing on a pencil brush in that inner corner alright guys Metis one eye all complete I'm gonna go ahead and do the other one off-camera quickly and I'll be right back to finish off the rest of the lock alright guys and those are both eyes all complete I actually ended up taking off the electronics and switching them out for the Lily lashes in the style Sydney these are much more intense and voluminous not gonna lie my eyes are a little bit on code right now you guys know I always do have to cut off a lot of lash to make them work my eyes are very very tiny but I feel like the dramatic Ness and the size of these just really fits at this look so sister it's gonna suck it up I already added a little bit of highlighter earlier but I feel like we are definitely not blending enough I mean I'm trying to be on the level of like aunt josephine is grabbing for the stuffing and we're like BAM and she is literally so shocked that she forgets about what she was doing and then we get to snatch it up first I'm gonna go in and lightly spritz my face using the tatcha dewy skin mist just to give the highlight or something to stick to and then I'm gonna grab of course you've gassed in my honest Asya so Hollywood illuminator Oh aunt Josephine is literally shaking she just fell over alright guys and to finish off this look today I'm gonna go into the anasazi liquid lipstick in the shade its sepia I'm not used as lip color and", metadata={'source': 'BQC09Mdn24w'}), Document(page_content="I'm gonna go into the anasazi liquid lipstick in the shade its sepia I'm not used as lip color and so long but I felt like you would pair perfectly with this look I use it a few days ago for a chocolate and I literally fell back in love with it it is the kind of a brownie mouth tone but it definitely does have some purpley undertones which matched perfectly with the reds in the eye look today and I just like it pairs perfectly for this fall look and finally to finish this off I'm just gonna give my face a good spritz using the Scandinavia makeup finishing spray alright guys and this is this little fun Thanksgiving cut crease look all complete it has been a very long time since I've done a tutorial so I really really hope you guys enjoyed this video today like I said I normally do not go this extra but it is Thanksgiving and we really want to be that at the dinner table we want the family to know we are right there and we are trying to get served that Thanksgiving feast first if you guys did enjoy this video today please don't forget to give it a big thumbs up down below and subscribe if you have not already click that little notification bell so you can be notified every time that I upload a new video so I know Happy Thanksgiving you guys you truly do mean so much to me and I am so beyond thankful from all of you guys and my career I would not be here if it was not for you guys and you do mean so much to me especially considering you've been through literally so much together I mean literally everything has been thrown at the sisterhood but we are still going so strong and we're growing more and more every day so thank you guys so so much definitely make a comment down below and tell me what you guys are thankful for I will be reading comments while everybody else is taking their nap after the Thanksgiving feast if you'd like to follow me on a makeup chair you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter they're both just James Charles and my snapchat Ferber head scenes I self is James Charles an extra ask after Charles this picture sir shadow goes to sister Lancia thank you so much baby for always following good supporting you know I love you so so much and if you'd like to be next week sister shadow make sure to always retweet my video links when they go live on Twitter all right sisters thank you so much for watching I love you so much Happy Thanksgiving and I will see you in the next one [Music]", metadata={'source': 'BQC09Mdn24w'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-PVT_rclnM | [Document(page_content="(upbeat pop music) Thanks again for inviting\nme to Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah, of course, nobody should be alone on Thanksgiving. I'll introduce you to everybody, this is Uncle Dante, his wife Aunt Tiffany--\nHey. Grandma and Grand-dad. Great meeting all of you guys. You have a lovely home, Ralph's told me, What are you doing? There's going to be a lot of landmines in these conversations and\nI'm gonna diffuse 'em. So, where's my favorite grand-daughter? She's at her boyfriends\nthis Thanksgiving mom. No child of mine would\never get away with that. I know you're not saying\nthat we are bad parents, is that what your mama trying to say? You trying to say that we're bad parents? You see how your son turned out? How was Sunday mass grandma? Mass was wonderful. (beeping) Did anybody hear that beep? We should all go as a family next week. Oh, we prefer not to\nsupport an organization that covers sexual abuse. (dramatic music) (beeping) How about some football? Would you know, I still\nhave all the newspaper clippings of Dante when\nhe played in high school. Isn't that sweet? (beeping) There's that beep again. (beeping) I think I heard it that time. Why's that boy kneeling\nduring the national anthem? He's protesting. - [Grandma] I don't care what\nthe reason is, he should not be protesting his\ncountries national anthem. He's not protesting the national anthem, he is protesting inequality. What is this? - [Grandma] You do not desecrate the flag and the national anthem, that's just a total lack of respect. Oh no. (dramatic music) No, no. This is why we need to\nAmerica great again. Trump! Everybody loves Oprah! Oh now see Oprah, didn't\nyou hear that Oprah was gonna run for president? Well she certainly has my vote. See, that's what I'm talking\nabout now you talking. Listen, Oprah can't do no\nwrong, she's on the go, everybody loves Oprah. (beeping) (dramatic music) Everybody get back 75 meters! (beeping) Ralph leave him, he's a goner! I have the suit, save yourself! (beeping) (dramatic music) There's too many locks,\nthere's too many locks, do you understand, I tried. It's your grandmother. No, no, no, no. I never loved her. (explosion) (light orchestral music) You guys need help with the dishes? (light orchestral music) Hi, I'm Ralph Vio from College Humor, click here to subscribe,\nclick here for more fun stuff. And click here to leave\na detailed message. Uh-huh. What, you what? You didn't. I'd a did the same thing.", metadata={'source': 'B-PVT_rclnM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbL1ZoAQgUU | [Document(page_content="First Interstellar Asteroid\nWows Scientists [Music] Asteroid 1I/2017 U1 was\ndiscovered Oct 19 by the NASA-funded Pan-STARRS1\ntelescope in Hawaii. From its trajectory and\nspeed, scientists determined it came from outside\nour solar system. It was a special day when this\nobject was first discovered. We had been waiting\nfor the discovery of an interstellar object\nfor decades basically. When I first heard about\nthis interstellar object it was very exciting from a\nscientific point of view that finally there has been an actual\nobservation of such an object. This object is simply a\npiece of another solar system that was expelled and it has\nbeen traveling through interstellar space for -\nhundreds of millions of years, billions of years? We dont know. A number of our\nsurvey projects and other observatories immediately\nturned their telescopes to take observations\nof this object. Additional observations\nreveal the asteroid has an\nunusual shape. [Johnson] From the observations\nwe have so far, it looks like it's a very\nelongated object. Maybe about 1/4\nmile in length. [Chodas] We think this object,\n2017 U1 is very long, perhaps 400 meters or so long, and very\nnarrow, skinny, perhaps maybe 40 meters or so in\nthe other dimensions. That's a very unusual shape. We dont see that in\nour solar system. None of the asteroids in our\nsolar system look like that. So its very puzzling how it\ncould have obtained this shape. We also see that it's\nvery reddish in color which indicates it's been\npossibly in space a long time and irradiated by not only\nthe light from our Sun but other suns as well. There's still quite a bit\nto learn about this interstellar object, in\nlimited time because it's on its way out of\nthe solar system. [Johnson] It's fading very fast. It's a relatively small\nobject so it's very dim. But we are continuing to try to\nuse NASA assets like the Hubble Space Telescope and\nSpitzer to take observations to determine more about its\nsize and composition. The asteroid, named 'Oumuamua\nby discoverers, poses no risk as it exits\nthe solar system. Of Hawaiian origin, the\nname 'Oumuamua means messenger from afar\narriving first. NASA's planetary defense\ncoordination office has a near Earth object\nobservations program which funds efforts that\nsurvey the skies to look for near-Earth\nasteroids and to calculate their orbits and\ntheir trajectories and to determine if any of them might\npose a hazard to Earth. And as part of doing that,\nsome amazing discoveries can happen and the discovery of\nthis interstellar object was one of them. As our observational\ncapabilities improve -- PanSTARRS has been getting\nbetter, other surveys have been getting better-- there are new generation\nsurveys that will come on line --we will be detecting more\nof these in the future. Pan-STARRS is operated by: The\nUniversity of Hawaii Institute for Astronomy and funded by NASAs Near-Earth Object\nObservations Program Additional observations and\ndata provided by: European Southern Observatory\n(ESO) Canada-France-Hawaii Telescope\n(CFHT), UKIRT, Gemini South Telescope, W. M. Keck Observatory and others Asteroid animation and\ngraphic provided by European Southern Observatory\n(ESO)/ M. Kornmesser [NASA LOGO]", metadata={'source': 'fbL1ZoAQgUU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Es7-c9GAk | [Document(page_content="[Music] Selena Gomez returned to the American Music Awards stage on Sunday with a new blonde Jew and her only televised performance of the year [Music] Selena performed her new hit wolves alongside marshmallow and ended her set by mouthing a short message to her supporters and fans [Music] twenty-five-year-old showed up to the show in this stunning number and move one trusses and nope not a wig that Selena's a real hair [Music]", metadata={'source': 'w2Es7-c9GAk'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSRAOvhFF1I | [Document(page_content="- Hi everyone! My name is Tyler Oakley,\nand since the holidays are coming up and the\nholidays are all about spending time with each other, I figured what better way to spend\ntime with all my friends than maybe doing something\ngood in our little community. So this morning we are all at L.A. Kitchen preparing some food for the\npeople that might need it in our home of LA. I figured if we're all\ngonna be hangin' out, we might as well be\nhangin' out, catching up, and doing some good. (upbeat music) - So what you'll be doing\ntoday is part of our Impact program where we\nwork with local farms and supermarkets and they donate product that they can't sell, either\nbecause it's a little bit blemished, so they donate it\nto us for us to transform it into healthy meals that we then distribute to different senior centers, needle exchange programs,\nhomeless shelters. - So today we're gonna\nbe dicing and cutting some red bell peppers in half. I'm gonna use them two different ways. We figure that even if\nyou're getting that meal that's being handed out to you, it still should be delicious as well as healthy. - The claw, the claw.\n- Oh my! - She's leaking. - I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. (upbeat music) - [Tyler] How's it goin', Alex? - I'm still on my first pepper! Don't look at me! Look away, look away. I'm not doing good right now. I think I'm doing it wrong 'cause my forearms are getting sore. - Look at those muscley forearms.\n- I don't think that's supposed to happen. - Oohwee!\n- Oh yeah, oh yeah! Oh, it's a good one right here. It's a good one. - Will you show me how you can tell when a pepper is good? - The firmness. Here, squeeze this one but very gently. Now listen to it. (laughs) (upbeat music) - Ladies and gentleman,\nplease welcome to the stage. Diced Darling, no Miss Bella Pepper. - So it's called L.A. Kitchen\nbut what I really like is that you talked about\nhow we're all in LA and we're all neighbors for each other, and so the program is\nhelping people who maybe have had something bad happen\nto them in their past or who weren't born with a\nlot of resources or privilege and it's about neighbors\ngiving back to one another. - Someone might look at\nthis dang pepper and say, ooh look at that, I don't wanna eat it, but look at the rest of the pepper. There's still so much left to use, and they talk about how that is the same way\nwith people in society. That you might look at somebody and think, wow, that person has a past\nthat I don't really wanna trust or be around, but that\nperson has so much potential or maybe wants to do good with their life, and they're not defined by their past or not defined by the blemish that you might see in them. - Chef Joey at your service. - Does she have a technique? - Yes, I was being taught\nto grab it from here. - Ooh. - And cut forward. - Ooh. - Oh yes, it's a forward\nmotion, and she reminded me to breathe, 'cause I wasn't breathing. I only passed out on the knife. (laughing) - Chop it, chop it.\n- Split in half. - And if you don't have the\ntime to come and volunteer one morning, you can also\nhelp by just donating. Whether it's something in your cabinet, or you can call ahead of\ntime and see what they need. There are ways to help\neven if you don't have hours and hours to give. And the foods that you\ndonate actually makes a huge difference and goes to\nhelp people in your community. - It's very important\nand helpful to donate because companies like us,\nwe wouldn't be able to do what we do without the help\nof the public and companies. So their donations help us\nfeed a lot of people every week and it would be impossible\nfor us to do it without. - I feel like a lot of\nhomes just have stuff that they don't eat, or it's\njust sitting in the pantry. Even though it's still good,\nnobody even touches it. And it's like, if that could\ncome to a place like this, and feed people, that could", metadata={'source': 'vSRAOvhFF1I'}), Document(page_content="come to a place like this, and feed people, that could\nmake a huge difference. (upbeat music) Okay, so we're wrapping up here. I had so much fun with my friends, and we actually did a little bit of good, which is like, a cool thing. And I know sometimes it feels intimidating to try a new thing or to\ncome to a place like this, but it was so easy and so welcoming and I learned everything I\nneeded to learn within the time that I was here, and I\nwas able to feel like I did something in my community, and I would want you\nto feel the same thing. So in the description, I'm putting a whole bunch of resources\non how to figure out how to volunteer in your community and if you guys do, let me know. Tweet me pictures, and send\nme updates of how you are maybe doing a difference\nwith your friends and family in your community. Thank you so much to L.A.\nKitchen for having us and hosting us and teaching\nus a little bit about how to give back. If you wanna learn more\nabout them, I'll put them in the description. I hope you guys have a\nreally great holiday season, and enjoy the time with\nyour friends and family and if you need something\nto do, why not volunteer? Cinch for the call. Volunteering, it's a cinch. (laughing)\nBye!", metadata={'source': 'vSRAOvhFF1I'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LuHS7ZeSjE | [Document(page_content="Well dinner's ready, pull up a seat :) Um, mom, I don't think we're going to be able to fit at that table.. Nonsense! There's more than enough room. We're gonna sit down, and eat like a family. Right. Come together. Make room! Mom, there is no room. You know what, we're gonna eat like a family! Eat like a family! Ow, this hurts! FAMILY! I can't feel my arm.. FAMILY!!! Oh, it's perfect. Okay, eat up! Aww, this turkey looks amazing mom! *bites* AHHHHHH! M-my frickin' leg! Every family gathering ever! All right, everyone! I think, we can all agree to not talk about politics tonight! Okay? I'm sick of every family dinner just getting into this heated debate. So, Sam would you mind passing the water please? Would you like me to pass it to the right or to the left? I'm assuming to the left 'cause You're cool with this kind of handouts Oh, don't even start Sarah! You were on unemployment for like the last year! Ok, calm down Greg, you frickin' snowflake! PASS THE DAMN WATER! The ice is melting!.. Oh, and I'm assuming you're just gonna blame that on climate change! Come on!! *tons of blabber* Who's touching my foot under the table?! So like, he'll just hit me up all the time and it's just so obvious how thirsty he is. So like, I need to tell him that he's more fam than bae. Okay, sorry, uh, Sarah, honey, yeah, can I get a translation? Oh, of course! Go ahead. So they'll just hit me up all the time. Not physically hit just text. Just so obvious how thirsty he is. No dehydration, just horny. So, like, I don't wanna tell him he's more fam than bae. Brother, not boyfriend. Also, I am so weak for Justin. Attracted to. I feel like I should wait about a week before sliding in. Messaging him. Because if Bryan found out, he would just think I was savage af. Mean. Oh, which is so frustrating, because, that means I have to wait about a month before we could hook up. Nothing to do with fishing. Oh.. Mom, just this- No, I understand. We called it swirling the milkshake, back in my day. Psst! When do you think grandma's gonna die? So we thought the reason why he locked himself in his bedroom the whole weekend, was because he was nervous about his backne (acne on your back). But, it turns out he just didn't know what to do with his crusty bedsheets! I tell you one, that puberty really is something. God, stop! It's like you guys calculate exactly what to say to embarrass me. Whaaaaat? (mockingly) Nooooo. Ok, So after I bring up the fact that he might have a little girlfriend, You bring up that you found him not ironically watching the American Girl Doll show. Oh, that's great! So when he chimes in to tell us to shut up, You tell him that he has food stuck in his teeth! I love that! And.. Break! The best part of Thanksgiving is when it's over. It's crazy how mom manages to turn everything she makes bone dry. Tell me about it. *coughs* Damn you Tryptophan! *snores* *music* Sarah, phones down. Sorry! *music continues* Steven, Jen, Greg, phones down! Phillip, Phillip, oh! Dude, what the hell? What are you doing?! I'm just laughing at my d#ck! It is pretty funny! *both chuckle* Jesus, Marie, get off the phone! And that's why I can't have cats in my apartment. *oh's* You know that reminds me of this one time in 1986.. *thinking* Great this story again, *also thinking* He literally tells this every year! *also thinking* He has to know he's told this before, right? I mean, doesn't he have any other stories? *ALSO thinking* Yeah, it's like this is the only thing ever on his mind. *also thinking* Like, think of something else, we've heard this already! *last person thinking* Yeah, you old stupid turd! Anyway I ended up in- Please, just let me have this. It's the only memory that brings me any semblance of joy! And that is how I caused the infamous space shuttle disaster. *awkward laughs* Good times. Every Family Gathering Ever Thank you so much for watching. If you enjoyed the video, click like and subscribe", metadata={'source': '6LuHS7ZeSjE'}), Document(page_content='Gathering Ever Thank you so much for watching. If you enjoyed the video, click like and subscribe and also comment down below what your favorite part was. If you want to watch more videos, Click the box on the left to watch Every Thanksgiving Ever and click the box on the right to watch Every Family Vacation Ever. bye!~', metadata={'source': '6LuHS7ZeSjE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOgle88sKro | [Document(page_content='This is the town of Staufen, near\nthe Black Forest in south-west Germany. And as you walk around,\nit looks like a normal German town with one strange addition. Up on some buildings,\nthere is a big fake piece of sticky tape with a slogan that translates as\n"Staufen must not fall apart". Unfortunately, it\'s a bit late for that. The government here tried to\nbore for geothermic energy and they bored, in total, seven boreholes\nright behind the town hall. Underneath of Staufen is\na big layer of anhydrite and underneath that is a layer of groundwater\nin a confined aquifer. The pressurised groundwater\nwent into the layer of anhydrite and formed gypsum\nwhich expands by about 50%. Unfortunately, that means that the ground \nis expanding, bulging up, and forming cracks in almost every\nsingle house that\'s standing here. It took two weeks for the\nfirst cracks to appear. In the decades since\nthe drilling operation the town hall has risen\nmore than half a metre and moved sideways by\nabout the same amount. And that might not sound like\nmuch, and yes, if everything had shifted evenly it might\nnot even be a problem. The trouble is that different\nparts of each building have shifted by slightly\ndifferent amounts. Modern buildings couldn\'t cope with that, and that town hall was built in 1546. The result is cracking. There\'s water from this confined aquifer\nthat\'s pushing up the boreholes. And what they are trying\nto do is get the water out, get the pressure down\nfrom the confined aquifer so that it doesn\'t even want\nto go up those holes anymore. So they are pumping at a speed\nof around a litre per second. The swelling started with\nabout a centimetre per month, now it\'s down to about\na millimetre per month. But it\'s still swelling, and even a millimetre \nis still way too much for every house. Theoretically, they can stop it, but you cannot just\nplug it like a bathtub. It\'s not a single plane. It\'s more three dimensional, so in reality you would need a big, big plug\nand you don\'t even know where it exactly is. The drilling company settled out of court\nfor more than €1m, but the cost of the damage here\nis estimated at more than 50 times that. And there are eight other German towns\nwith similar problems. Geothermal drilling was popular\nand not massively regulated. And while the industry and the country\nhave learned from those mistakes, for this town that knowledge comes\na little too late. Thank you very much to\nConstantijn Crijnen, he suggested this video\nin the first place. He also has his own YouTube\nchannel where he\'s building a 3D printer from\nscratch, go check him out.', metadata={'source': 'zOgle88sKro'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3wvhv9QGg | [Document(page_content='-One of the reasons\nthat makes sense to me, both that you would write\nand want to direct it, is it´s so personal,\nand one of the things that was interesting to me\nis you obviously set it closer to when you grew up?\n-Yeah. And so no cellphones, which was\nsuch a fun thing to watch, a high school movie where\ncellphones is not a plot point. -I know. You could not know\nwhere someone was. -Yeah.\n-Which is amazing. -Yeah, and so much more helpful\nfor storytelling that you -- -Yes. Yeah. For any story, it´s good\nto not know where anybody is. -[ Laughing ] Yeah.\n-It´s a good thing. -Well, because usually\nhuge plot points are either\nthat person showing up or -- -Yes. Yeah.\n-Yeah. -So, no, it was -- I actually --\nI like on my film sets and now I can say that,\nmy one film set, but -- I like -- nobody has\ncellphones anyway. I don´t like having cellphones\non set because I think it helps\nthe actors to concentrate. But I had a young cast,\nlike, you know, 18 to 22. There were a lot of young people and everyone was like,\n"Good luck with that." Like, "they´ll never give up\nthose phones," but I sold it to them as being\nabout it´s an acting thing. -Oh, and they bought in?\n-Yeah. And I was like,\n"This is for your acting." [ Laughter ] And they were like, "Oh, great!" -You also -- I thought this was\nreally cool. You have people -- you had\nyour crew wear name tags? -Yes. -And not just their name. There would be\na different question -- A different answer every day? -Yeah, well, there was a -- I had everyone wear name tags\nbecause I feel like for actors, especially, if you´re coming in\nfor like a day or two days, it´s hard to get\nto know everyone, and it made everybody a person. So I had a name tag.\nEverybody had a name tag. And then our -- there was a P.A.\nwho was wonderful, Dayna, who came up with the question of\nthe day every day. And it would be a trivia\nquestion or sort of like\na conversation starter, like, "what was\nyour go-to karaoke song?" Or "what what would you do\nif you didn´t do this?" Or "what is a movie that you\nknow you should like but you don´t?" -What was a movie that you know\nyou should like but you don´t? -"Breakfast at Tiffany´s."\n-Oh, wow! It´s so beautiful, but there´s something about it\nthat gives me the creeps. And I don´t Know what it is. I mean, Audrey Hepburn is\nglorious and I -- but it´s just true --\n-Yeah. -Yeah.\n[ Light laughter ] -Look, if you´re creeped out,\nyou´re creeped out. That´s just -- there´s no\ngetting around that. -I really think that is true. -Another thing that strikes me\nas it was very personal was the music choices.\n-Yes. -For those who don´t know, when there´s a song\nyou really want in a movie, you have to get permission\nto use it. And you personally reached out\nto some people via letters? -Yes, I wrote some letters. -Like, for example, there´s -- and I do feel like\nthese songs were very -- they kind of\nhad to be those songs. -Yes, they had to -- I had\nwritten them into the script. They were very specifically\nthose songs. -And so you wrote\nAlanis Morissette a nice letter. And what were some of\nyour selling points to her? -Well, so, "I have been a fan of\nyours my whole life. The very first cassette tape I ever bought was\n´Jagged Little Pill.´ I would listen to ´Perfect´ over\nand over in my living room, memorizing the lyrics. I remember bringing that same\ncassette to a sleepover party where we all played our favorite\nsongs for each other. I played ´Hand in my Pocket´\nbecause my mother told me that ´Perfect´ might be\na little too heavy for a fifth grade\nslumber party." [ Laughter ] "I saw the film ´Dogma´ because\nI read that you played God, which seemed totally fitting\nto me." -Yeah, and you think "Breakfast\nat Tiffany´s" is creepy? -Yeah, I know.\n[ Laughter ] This is an example of\nmy creepiness. -No, but this was really great. Wait, you have to --\nYou wrote Dave Matthews? -Yes. -And obviously you´ve moved on. I like that you´ve moved on', metadata={'source': 'HL3wvhv9QGg'}), Document(page_content='You wrote Dave Matthews? -Yes. -And obviously you´ve moved on. I like that you´ve moved on\nfrom cassettes to CDs. because you knew you couldn´t\ntell him it was his first cassette? -Yeah, this is -- I say, "These\nwere my very first CD purchases. [ Laughter ] And I made my dad take me to see\nyou and your band perform when you came to Sacramento." So -- and I said -- I said\nthat the song "Crash into Me," which is the song in the movie, was the most romantic song ever,\nunderlined. [ Laughter ] So I -- And I was --\nAnd then I said, "Thank you so much for\nconsidering the request. I wish I could go back in time\nand tell my 16-year-old self that this moment was coming. She´d never believe me,\nbut truth be told, my 32-year-old self\ncan hardly believe it either." [ Laughter ] -I like that the moment\nyou can´t believe is that you´re writing him\na letter. -I know. I can´t believe it.\nCan´t believe my letter. -And Justin Timberlake,\nas well, and they all said yes. -Yes!\nOh, the Justin Timberlake -- That has\na really awkward beginning. -Oh, yeah, let´s --\n-Yeah. Yeah. -I got it here. I like that you´re embracing\nyour awkwardness. -Okay, so,\n"Dear Mr. Timberlake -- [ Laughter ] I mean, what can I say?\nYou´re Justin Timberlake." [ Laughter ] "You were the soundtrack\nto my adolescence. Your rise corresponded exactly\nwith my very awkward puberty." [ Laughter ] -And then it just gets worse.\n-Yeah. [ Laughter ] Yeah. "I pretty much wouldn´t be\nan adult without you." That´s the nicest thing\nyou could say to anyone. That´s heartbreak-- when your\nparents -- when they hear that, they´ll be heartbroken. -They´ll be like, "This was\nJustin Timberlake´s doing? What were we doing\nall that time?" -Well, I´m glad it paid off because it´s hard now to imagine\nthe film without those songs. -Yeah. -And congratulations on making\nsuch a beautiful film. -Thank you, thank you.\n-Greta Gerwig, everybody.', metadata={'source': 'HL3wvhv9QGg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8hccXRk3MI | [Document(page_content='Welcome back to the show. Now, Thanksgiving is\nright around the corner and what happens\nat Thanksgiving? Your Aunt Debbie\nrants about foreigners then passes out face first\ninto the jello mold? Right, but also another\nthing that happens is that you eat\na whole mess of turkey, and we here at\n"Good Mythical Morning" are men of the people\nso we know there is a small\nbut important section of society who get\noverlooked Thanksgiving after Thanksgiving:\nthe ovenless. Hmm, not everyone has\na big, fancy oven but they still deserve\nto enjoy the curkey tooking-- - curkey tooking.\n- Yeah. You can cook a turkey,\nor turk a cookey. Turkey cooking experience\nwith the lucky ovened folk and that\'s why\nwe\'re doing a series on other non-oven\nways to cook a turkey. Won\'t you please enjoy\nour first installment? Well, we\'ve got a car. And we\'ve got mythical chef\nTess, who has a turkey. Yeah, you do. Yeah, I do. So how do you cook\na turkey in a car? We\'re gonna put this\non the exhaust manifold. What\'s that? It\'s on the side\nof the engine and all the air from\nthe engine goes out there. Rhett: Can we\nopen this sucker up? This is pretty big,\nthough, so I think I\'m gonna probably have\nto take the bones out of it. - You\'re gonna de-bone it.\n- Yeah. Please tell me\nyou\'ve already done that. You\'re in luck. This is like a log,\na turkey log. Yep, so we\'re just gonna\nput this right over here. Link: How hot\ndoes this thing get? The exhaust manifold,\n254 degrees. How long are we\ngonna cook this turkey? - Three hours for it to cook.\n- Link: Ooh! Three hour road trip. I don\'t think\nthat\'s a good idea. We hit one small speed bump\nand the turkey\'s on the ground. - Hmm.\n- I think we gotta do\n a parking lot road trip. Parking lot road trip! - Link: Oh yeah!\n- Whoo hoo, all right! Whoo! Wish I could feel\nthe breeze in my hair. Jordan, bring the fan! Oh, yeah. That\'s pretty nice. I have a doctor\'s\nappointment at 4:00. For what? It\'s a personal thing,\nit\'s a doctor\'s appointment. You can\'t ask me that.\nI have to go. Is it above the belt\nor below the belt? It\'s-- yes,\nit\'s on my privates, okay? You want me to\ntake a look at it? No. Thank you, Jordan. Thanks, man. I wonder if it itches. How about I Spy?\nLink, you go first. I spy with my little eye something reddish brown. Is it one of those bricks? Yep. - Do another one.\n- I spy with my little eye something rectangular. Is it one\nof those bricks? Yep, but it\'s\na different one. Tess: You guys\nare killing me. Let\'s play\nthe license plate game. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. California. - Rhett: California.\n- Tess: California. - California. California.\n- Oh, California. Everybody who works here\ndrives in California. You know what?\nI gotta pee.\nCan you pull over? I told you\nto go before we left. - Just avert your eyes.\n- Tess: Oh, my God. ( urinating ) Link: Why is it\nso cloudy? - ( engine idling )\n- How long has it been? It\'s only been\nseven minutes. Can we just do a clock\nwipe to three hours? I\'m good with it. - Link: Open her up. \n- Tess: Moment of truth, guys. Okay. - Rhett: Careful.\n- Ooh! Oh my God,\nthis is so hot. - Rhett: Closing the hood.\n- Tess: Yep, mm-hmm. Throw that on there. You gonna just\nslice it like that? - Through the foil?\n- Tess: Mm-hmm. - Oh, look at the juice.\n- Oh, wow. The juice is loose. - That\'s a juicy turkey.\n- Oh, look at it. Oh wow, look, you guys! Look at that! - Hoo!\n- Rhett: That is remarkable. That is some\ngood looking stuff. See, here we go,\nyep, that\'s cooked. This is safe? I don\'t know if any of\nthis is technically safe but we\'re having good time\nand I am hungry. - Dink it.\n- Turkey toast. - Dink it.\n- And sink it. That is the best turkey\nthat I\'ve ever had that was cooked\non the engine of a car. - Mm, and it doesn\'t\n taste like car at all.\n- No. Click on through\nto learn unbelievable, definitely-not-made-up-\nat-all facts about food. Rhett: We throw back\n our thanks to our favorite fans on\nthe new "Ear Biscuits" podcast, out today wherever you listen', metadata={'source': 'R8hccXRk3MI'}), Document(page_content='our thanks to our favorite fans on\nthe new "Ear Biscuits" podcast, out today wherever you listen\n to those dang podcasts.', metadata={'source': 'R8hccXRk3MI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8QY1IRPGTY | [Document(page_content="I'm just covering some breaking news now I'll caveat this is coming from the Reuters news agency not seeing it anywhere at the moment but they are quoting the Speaker of the Zimbabwe Parliament saying the president Robert Mugabe has resigned now this comes of course as the impeachment proceedings against him get underway in Zimbabwe he has been empowered since independence back in 1980 but is accused of allowing his wife to usurp constitutional power by trying to position her as his successor the motion to remove him is supported by mr. micawber's owns our new PF party and as I just said in the last few moments the Reuters news agency reporting that the speaker saying that Robert Mugabe has resigned and alongside that has also suspended those impeachment proceedings that's all we have at the moment it is not confirmed will go on as normal as soon as we get more on that we'll be going to her re Ben Brown is there and we're getting more reaction to that as soon as weeks as soon as we get confirmation I'll bring it to you right I'm just hearing that our Africa editor Fergal keen has also said he's tweeted in fact that that Mugabe has resigned so it's clear something's going on it would be suggested according to those two sources that that is what has happened not unexpected given that those impeachment proceedings had already got underway in Harare huge crowds we've been reporting outside the Parliament building in Harare in the last few hours crowds cheering well natured demonstrations against Robert Mugabe following that speech he made two nights ago widely expected to resign then but didn't and that brought a lot of anger from his own zanu-pf party and pushes then for him to be impeached earlier than expected those proceedings got underway in the last few hours and it would appear that he has reacted to what he's seen by AFP also saying he has resigned that's the AFP news agency says Reuters air P and also our Africa editor with that news that Robert Mugabe has resigned as president of Zimbabwe he had so far as I was saying refused to resign despite the military takeover last week and those days of protests against his rule let's just show you the tweet from Fogle Keane says it all breaking news Mugabe resign", metadata={'source': 'A8QY1IRPGTY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y86ymJNswlE | [Document(page_content="yeah literally gonna edit this and post this this afternoon do get ahead of my work so this is scrambling last minute I know I would have came what my parents were busy getting drunk in my house so Vidya what happened yesterday haze happened yesterday and Kingsley is a music prince not Prince a musician but he is just royalty in the music world I got a dark yep he's gonna help me judge the red carpet fashions at the AMAs you saw some of it a vocalist like the vocals at the beginning Kelly Clarkson Demi so good glad to hear what'd I miss let's get into these fashion Lord oh man oh he went blonde but this is cute this is very I will say Larimar 30-30 premier oh my god hilarious Jackie from the Rugrats not even up Jennifer Tilly's Chucky's bride dollar very complimentary to miss Selena Gomez yes oh wow people are going crazy yeah you know who is BTS is like biggest fan Harley Morenstein [Music] I don't know much about them other than their kpop super star Bam Bam I know their fans are super dedicated always yelling at us like react to them itself but I'm just like I can't I like that they're bringing back like 90s de la boîte hair name sometimes what I think Hannah looks like I also do like that they're kind of doing a matching ish coordinating things girl we're really miss Ross herself she was honored I kind of love it she doesn't give up she's showing up in some sort of Cirque du Soleil I'm Saul bunch of photos I think I have a better one in my fantasy now we have our daughter Tracee Ellis Ross so this is what she walked in the color is great your taste in movies is Kelly Clarkson this is gorgeous see I think this is very like just demure what's to me like very elegant like Oh definition but also she looks like your aunt that drinks a ton that is recently divorced that came to the wedding together now looks like an investment banker invest in my finances this looks like a very nice soup for some reason he looks a little likes coming to me yeah he's like a wolf of Wall Street looking I can get with that did you see the war Austria no I've never seen any movie that you've seen you know scummy investment bankers well okay that could starve Josh love this amazing it's so confusing at first when you see it but it's also perfect it looks like he climbed out of the backdrop looks like he's like the a disco car wash your car can go right through the center those legs and come out the other side clean this is just a perfect photograph motion like living you always find a wrap to match can feel Dean I'm Patti Stanger those names the girl from the thing I think this looks really cool I just always see her as like a wholesome girl from pitch-perfect slightly weird to look at someone that's like very cute seeing so many other worlds try and be like a badass oh hi honey is she trying or she succeeded oh I think that like a bra so stuck on and I love that wet hair look I don't know it's called it's called like a WWE male wrestler was that every award show all the time no one knows exactly why but they let her be there she still what seal no this looks like vagina something like unreal there's cobwebs and stain on her laurels fantasy leg we can't block them from stranger things the kids from stranger things always look cool red carpet no effortless what's this play was he doing play I don't know the pose is a little like the beginning of a Disney music it's a lot of dress is it pink it looks like coral on this photo but you know knows she's not pink hair this is Jim it's very feminine and I'm just so used to seeing pink being like a badass how the blue oh that's cute Tommy oh yes hmm he looks like kind of like a Billy Ray Cyrus I love your country Edward Teller oh very white yes guys need to take more rest yeah like we're missing like a Pharrell or like somebody to go natural shooter Demi Lovato I didn't even recognize this was her at first I can't with her she has been killing every appearance", metadata={'source': 'y86ymJNswlE'}), Document(page_content="didn't even recognize this was her at first I can't with her she has been killing every appearance she's made since like January this is like Elvira but like now I love this inches trend that's happening what's that just where the weave and the extensions are just like down but to your kneecaps of hot where's your extensions marshmallow I honestly thought this was a headless person backdrop Nick diamond you wanted someone to kick up the men's looks a knotch I got asked for this is giving me Snoop Dogg auntie meme okay I like the messaging of his jacket when they wear glasses I assume that they're high oh yeah big time he's challenged Eminem to a rap battle you can't win against Eminem in a rap battle especially looking like - she looked like she she doesn't a snake alive and just went to her dressing room got her ready and got on the carpet yeah like I'm fresh do you want to Sabrina carpenter I've heard that name but no I only learned about here my last fashion review video I thought this was an interesting look she looks like kind of a cast member from rent it's also fun and interesting and cool if they were to remake me and teacher today look while she saw being a crime that was the last one how do you feel I feel but we did a lot but I don't remember anything I know anytime I do any of these videos one of my why am i judging anyone elses wardrobe I would have the same four things every day but do it is exhausting you like there's a lot of look no major disasters in my mind usually thank you for doing this but they're having fun of course make sure you guys go check out kuzey channel where can they find you on the Internet I don't know youtube.com slash Kingsley and Twitter and Instagram Kingsley with three wise why did you do that the handles videos are super super funnier than that I don't know Alessia Cara oh no I bet I didn't know that with her yeah me either I thought this was andrea russett comfortable she's basically wearing like ski pants with some Doc Martens oh my god I have to talk to you about something what we're done [Laughter]", metadata={'source': 'y86ymJNswlE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx-M8sxcOp8 | [Document(page_content="this should be an exciting one from texas two-yard line switzer not past the 20 gets to midfield still going and finally the kicker is able to knock him down at the 35-yard line it was jake elliot who saves the day and that's the way it starts for the dallas cowboys a 61-yard return remember how center fielders would run up from the back of the end zone ryan switcher caught that ball on the move coming forward saw a huge hole over there on the right side exactly the way the cowboys needed to start that game and just the way you want to do it if you're a kick returner moving forward they start this fourth game in a row for dallas it's a 48-yard attempt and the well-traveled nugent is able to bang it through philly now goes five wide on the first down open juggling and does he make the catch he does barner kenyon barner the officials now looking at each other a little bit of a juggle but he's able to stay in bounds here a first and goal one foot down 22-yard gain back to the ground they go working his way through the middle is barner and he's in for the touchdown so garner has the big reception now goes through the celebration second down to 10 from the 26 yard line again morris for the convoy that time breaking tackles and after the 49-yard line behind frederick and martin and chris if you're gonna go behind two guys on your line those are the two right now those edges to help the tag and he has a first down to that so that's the gamesmanship going on right now that's rodney macleod who intercepts the deflected pass and sets philadelphia up deep in dallas territory and then the ball is tipped flies up in the air and there's mcleod and we see this a lot with the philadelphia eagles pressure leads to contact downfield from the 25 yard line look out prescott spins away but not really all the way away as derek barnett comes in adam looked like he was going to get out rookie out of tennessee was their number one draft choice by the first down marker well back four guys on the line everybody else way way back keep that field in the traffic intercepted by darby and that's the second pick of prescott tonight this now you just don't do this you see the defense waiting way back there and let's go ahead and give a little recognition now ronald darby coming back they expected him to be their number one corner made the big play in the end zone and comes up with a big interception right here and the philadelphia eagles have another one waiting in the wing as far as cornerbacks are concerned two timeouts and he's able to bang that one through put a fullback in the game as well and run a play fake and come back the other way and finding the open man is brent selleck and cilic to the 38-yard line on third and one anthony brown put the heat on it ends now second and two from the 11-yard line through the middle with a gaping hole into the end zone goes corey clement for the touchdown so they make a first down on a third and one get the long play down the left sideline and go all the way in look at this formation and he throws in that direction and trying to get into the end zone and he can is clement so clement had that big game two weeks ago in stenber just to show what he can do tonight let me go and i help serve those meals on monday and everything was great i thought he was able to give back a little bit now you got that was a pretty good kick by the way to the 29 yard line switzer so j hill eight points philly retakes the lead 59. his first offensive play of the half mars swings on the outside and is able to turn it back up the field and pick up a first down behind a zach martin block starting salary 26 000 a year second and six through the middle big big hole ajayi he's out in front can they get him from behind and they do at the 15-yard line byron jones saves the touchdown this pops surprised him maybe a little bit by tai not really known as his for his nimbleness and just takes off and", metadata={'source': 'wx-M8sxcOp8'}), Document(page_content="him maybe a little bit by tai not really known as his for his nimbleness and just takes off and byron jones saves the day but jay ajayi pick third and five hurts in the pocket coming away throws on the run flag is thrown and that's torrey smith who had crossed the goal line so the signal is a touchdown point conversion attempt here to try to make it a 14-point lead gwentz under pressure gets away throws and another flag the conversion for the moment to jeffrey is good and we'll see about this call tonight 48 yard line the ground again busting through is legarrette blunt to the 21-yard line he goes and how's that for a one-two combination sled irving come through come over kick him out but they really haven't even had to tonight he has basically just fallen down he has so much of a forward body in these situations legarrette blount in the backfield wins trying to convert on fourth down and what a catch by jeffrey all sean jeffrey into the end zone on fourth down oh my goodness [Applause] wow he catches the ball and falls very close bobbled it for one second pulls it back in when does the knee hit right there probably sure the goal line but what a play these guys are magicians catching the ball anymore and so effectively and everything's been working here in the second half oh yeah and look out prescott was the arm coming forward they say the play is still alive and this is braden who's going to run it in for the touchdown at least for the moment chris long created the fumble and that is the ruling on the field right now as they enveloped prescott ruled a fumble and a touchdown creates this here he is look at derrick barton that stretch and get that bicep and the ball comes out and goes backwards so this bevy of pass rushers continues to hunt and byron bell the one beating on that play so the left tackle position without tyron smith mr rudy hill would love an opportunity to score a point instead they get two more as trey burton crosses the goal line throw it great play addiction and they're only half of that right now more than prescott escapes throws picked off in the end zone and that's jenkins and he thinks better than to come back out so that's the first time and his career flag is thrown at the end of the play you", metadata={'source': 'wx-M8sxcOp8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKFNThEiilU | [Document(page_content="on Roy Moore's disturbing actions Ivanka Trump says there's a special place in hell for people who prey on children and I have no reason to doubt the victims accounts jeff sessions says i have no reason to doubt these young women and richard shelby says he will absolutely not vote for roy more conservative voices putting children and women over party doing what's right", metadata={'source': 'kKFNThEiilU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD5dCMBeySA | [Document(page_content="good morning we're in Lawrenceburg Kentucky at the wild turkey distillery you mean about 250 volunteers are gonna deliver 4,500 turkeys to a bunch of people around town and the volunteers that are here don't know I'm here so Eddie Russell bout to back me on hopefully the surprising famous my birthday I'd introduce a friend of ours [Applause] good morning you know the people lawrenceburg a heart and soul the backbone of their company and when they said hey do you want to come out here and deliver 4500 turkeys on a Saturday to some people who are gonna appreciate it I said sounds like a heck of a deal so here we are let's go make some people happy we've got some people that will be sort of crazy probably when they say so I'm coming they don't know you're coming so to be really fun let's go deliver some turkeys [Music] Miss Jane how are you hey Dylan Matthew Matthew Matthew McConaughey do kana kana hey trainee Turkey turkey Turkey your living room all around town nice to meet you sir Andrew the buck and Doodlebug bringing over a turkey from myself Eddie Jimmy Russell Wild Turkey delivering over 40,000 turkeys that cross Lawrenceburg Happy Thanksgiving hey good morning how are you Matthew McConaughey I understand you do a lot for the community and don't usually have a spotlight on it you have celebrity status insurance liability for people who are going to have heart attacks I better get your just awesome thank you look at me I'm shaking I don't shake thank you so much that was such a nice gesture and it really showed the hometown aspect I think we're covering the entire town I mean seriously you had so many turkeys pretty cool in it you know even that's knock at this house can you this is Matthew good how you doing mr. Jimmy doing fine you get the turkey for delivered yeah I've just delivered one to somebody I think you know pretty well who's that I mean so let's say hello to him hello what are you doing I'm having fun you want a picture follow me to where I'm going I'm going to Vegas [Music] yeah so you know what this is my niece asked Matthew to come over because she's getting married and she didn't think that he would stop by but he gave her a big surprise okay where's the bride gotcha you said you wanted a turkey on your wedding day right how is Matthew McConaughey thanks for tweeting that out she was very very thrilled that bride was also edgy how's it going Hank thank y'all you helped put all this together I think it's been a big success man would surprise a lot of people doing a wonderful thank you oh my pleasure so we finished up our day of delivering some turkeys around Lawrenceburg probably one of the neatest things lawrenceburg's ever seen hey with me four thousand five hundred turkey everybody was 100% surprised but see you got those who absolutely need that you got other people some people that just do a lot of good in the community else but y'all know that we're just damn happy to get a turkey and happy we were all doing what we were doing it was a great day I think unanimously a great day [Music] [Music] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'aD5dCMBeySA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJM8qqEy35c | [Document(page_content='(Breaking News "Footage of North Korean\ndefector crossing the MDL and heading South") In this initial scene, we see a North Korean\nvehicle heading towards 72-hour bridge. (Footage of the JSA defector on Nov. 13) You can see him moving\nat a good rate of speed. You also see him approach the guard tower\nnext to the 72-hour bridge gate. Some North Korean soldiers are seen\nrunning out of the nearby buildings. Note the lower left corner of the videos,\nwe have included the time stamps. You will see the vehicle move past\nthe building quickly towards the bridge. He proceeds across the bridge on this road\ntowards the Kim Il-sung Monument. This is the starting point\nof the North Korean JSA tours. You can see how the vehicle\ntries to cross the MDL. In the video, he makes a right-hand turn\nhere by the monument. This is an assumed intent\nto drive across the MDL and into the Republic of Korea. Underneath these trees, the vehicle\nmakes its way to a point where it ran into an obstruction and can go no further. In the next clip, you will see surprised\nKPA and JSA guard force soldiers respond by running to this location\nof the stuck vehicle. Some KPA personnel ran from the\nadjacent guard tower and some ran from the steps\nat Panmungak in response. The next segment is the primary portion that\nshows most of the events that day. It shows the KPA defector\nexiting his vehicle quickly and start running south across the MDL. At that time, 4 KPA soldiers will come and engage him here as\nhe\'s running across the MDL. If we can go back, just a little bit. Rewind, please. A bit further. Could you play that one more time? You will see him run away. When we focus back on the top screen, If you look at the top screen, you\'ll see 1 KPA soldier run across\nthe MDL for a few seconds before returning back to\nthe North\'s side of the Panmunjom. This footage here shows how the KPA soldier crosses the MDL and\nreturns back to the North. In the next clip,\nyou\'ll see KPA soldiers gathering near the Kim Il-sung Monument as part\nof their reaction force. At this point in time, our ROK JSA security\nbattalion personnel are launching their quick\nreactionary force as well. There are personnel monitoring this CCTV. As you can see, the CCTV is moving. We are currently watching this monitored\nscene with the CCTV clearly moving along. Both the US and ROK JSA battalion commanders were getting actively\nengaged in this situation. You can see the time at the bottom. In the next picture, we see\nthe wounded KPA defector lying against a retaining wall\non the south side of the JSA. In this final clip, we see the heat signature\nfrom the wounded KPA defector as he lays against the retaining wall\namong some leaves here. (Breaking News Disclosing\nFootage of N. Korean Defector) The JSA security battalion forces are\nassessing the situation at this point. The movement you see on the right side are\n3 soldiers going to the immediate location. We had more security battalion\nforces in the area but 3 went to\nthe immediate area of the defectors. You see the 2 crawling up to the defector. These are 2 non-commissioned officers. This person here is the ROK JSA deputy\nbattalion commander. These 2 soldiers bring the defector back to where the ROK JSA deputy\nbattalion commander is. While the US battalion commander is directing the overall effort\nin accordance with our rules. Once the 2 soldiers bring the wounded\ndefector back to the ROK JSA deputy battalion commander, they evacuate\nthe wounded defector to a vehicle. It is important to note that\nthat point of area in the JSA is exposed to a KPA check-point. After the men bring the soldier back\nto the vehicle and evacuate him further, he\'s eventually moved\nto a US medevac aircraft where he\'s moved to\na medical facility for care.', metadata={'source': 'lJM8qqEy35c'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3tWCZu42PQ | [Document(page_content="[Music] [Music] ladies and gentlemen the President of the United States and mrs. Trump accompanied by Baron Trump well thank you all for being here and welcome to the White House very special place on behalf of Melania Barron and the entire Trump family I want to wish you and all Americans a very happy and blessed Thanksgiving and I hear that beautiful turkey we are here today to continue a wonderful American tradition today in the spirit of Thanksgiving I will grant a presidential pardon to a turkey I'm especially pleased that we're joined for this great occasion by Karl Wittenberg chairman of the national Turkey Federation along with his wife Charlene and sons Nate and Wyatt it was 70 years ago that the national Turkey Federation first presented the National Thanksgiving turkey to President Harry Truman who I might add did not grant the pardon he refused he was a tough cookie today I'm going to be a much nicer president over the past 10 months Melania and I have had the pleasure of welcoming many many special visitors to the Great White House we've hosted dozens of incredible world leaders members of Congress and along the way a few very strange birds but we have yet to receive any visitors quite like our magnificent guest of honor today drumstick hi drumstick Oh drumstick I think is going to be very happy I'm pleased to report that unlike millions of other turkeys at this time of the year drumstick has a very very bright future ahead of him drumstick was raised on Carl and charlene's turkey farm and County Minnesota with the help of five young women from the Douglas County 4-h chapter who are here with us today and I want to say great work where are they please stand great job you've done 4-h that's great thank you upon being pardoned drumstick and his friend wishbone will live out their days at gobblers rest beautiful place it's custom-built it's an enclosure on the campus of Virginia Tech tremendous school there they'll join tater and taught the two turkeys pardoned last year by President Obama as many of you know I have been very active in overturning a number of executive actions by my predecessor however I have been informed by the White House counsel's office that tater and tots pardons cannot under any circumstances be revoked so we're not going to revoke so tater and tot you can rest easy I'd also like to thank the national Turkey Federation for bringing along two other turkeys from a gendell's turkey farm in orefield Pennsylvania the great state of Pennsylvania we're donating these turkeys to Martha's table a truly fantastic charity right here in Washington DC which provides warm meals to people in need they do a fantastic job before we get to the pardon I would like to take a moment to extend our very heartfelt special message thanks thanks folks to the finest and bravest people in the entire world our great men and women in uniform the military law enforcement first responders these are incredible people so thank you many of you are always and you know your loved ones and you're far away and you spend so much time away this Thanksgiving I want each of you to know that we're forever grateful for the incredible job and for the incredible sacrifices that you and your families make in defense of our nation our freedom and our truly great American flag I'd also like to express my thanks to the wonderful citizens of our country the people who care for our communities raise America's children uphold our laws and our values and make this amazing land into our national home as we gather together with our families on Thanksgiving and give thanks for our many blessings we are reminded of the national family to which we all belong as citizens of this incredible country this Thursday as we give thanks for our cherished loved ones let us also renew our bonds of trust loyalty and affection between our fellow citizens as members of a proud national family of Americans and now I", metadata={'source': 'k3tWCZu42PQ'}), Document(page_content='affection between our fellow citizens as members of a proud national family of Americans and now I think drumstick and wishbone would be very thankful if we would just get around to the pardon they say enough talk please pardon us so I want to thank everybody for being here today and wish everybody a very very Happy Thanksgiving very special people a very special country thank you very much thank you Wow thirty-six pounds thirty-six pounds I feel so good about myself are you ready drumstick drumstick you are hereby pardoned [Applause] [Applause]', metadata={'source': 'k3tWCZu42PQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UHknhNbAQ | [Document(page_content="We work in a world filled with devices that can monitor us, locate us, and tell us what to do. That raises the question — who watches you\nwork? And how does work change when you know someone’s\nwatching you do it? There’s one industry that’s asking that\nquestion more than ever: trucking. Self driving semi trucks. Programmed to follow routes from GPS systems\nwhile the driver rests. Over time, automation will dramatically change\nwork for the 3.5 million truck drivers in America. But until then, truckers are going to be monitored\nand managed by computers like never before. And if you want to know what happens when\npeople start to reject that kind of monitoring — here’s what that looks like. It’s like wearing an ankle bracelet where\nyou’re being tracked, every move you make. We are against this law because this is ruining\nour truckers’ lives. I want the government to get out of the way,\nand give you the opportunity to be a success. This is the Department of Transportation during\na week of trucker-organized demonstrations in October 2017. They’re here protesting these things called Electronic Logging Devices, or ELDs. What these are — They're protesting these things called — These are computers that go inside\na car, hook up to the car’s engine, and monitor location, driving status, how fast\na car is going, and basically report that information back to an employer. They also manage a driver’s workday based\non a strict schedule designed by the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration to limit\ndriver fatigue. Truckers can drive for a maximum of 11 hours\nper day — but they have to take a 30 minute break somewhere in between. They can work an additional 3 non-driving\nhours, but have to take a 10 hour break before they can start driving again. As of December 2017, these devices are mandatory\nin all trucks across the country. Oftentimes when we talk about automation in trucking\nand other workplace contexts, there's a big concern about a massive spike in unemployment. But oftentimes, the way this gets discussed\nis that it's like human-human-human-robot. And you see a big spike in unemployment. And what I think is more realistic is the\ncurve is more gradual, right? So you do see robots starting to get integrated\ninto the work, but not in a sudden way. That invites is kind of interesting question:\nwhat happens along the curve? And the answer is that you’re going to see\nmore integration between machines carrying out some part of the job and humans carrying\nout some part of the job. Truckers across the US have been preparing for the first big step on that curve: working\nalongside ELDs. This is the ELD, right here. Talking about the ELD mandate. Transitioning everyone into the ELDs now. But the one-size-fits-all schedule that this\ndevice imposes is not new. The strict breakdown of driving, non-driving,\nand sleeping time has been used in one form or another since 1938. The longer drivers go without a break, the\nhigher the rate of fatigue-related accidents. So the system was designed to limit a trucker’s\ndriving time to fit natural sleep patterns. So this is kind of the analog technology that\nthe digital one is supposed to replace. But circumventing those rules was quite common\nwith paper logbooks, since they could be changed by hand. Like if you sat down and looked at this for\nfive minutes you would figure out how to falsify it if you needed to right? It’s pretty imprecise. So ELDs aren’t necessarily creating any\nnew rules, but they’re making the existing ones a lot harder to break. For truckers paid by the mile, that translates\ninto an intense pressure to drive as much as they possibly can within the 11-hour time\nlimit. They can’t pause without actively losing\nmoney. Soon as you turn that key on in the truck,\nthey're watching you. If you’re tired, you can’t stop and take\na nap. If you hit a road construction, a snow storm,\nyour hours are ticking. Many of the truckers who protested in DC have", metadata={'source': 'G_UHknhNbAQ'}), Document(page_content='your hours are ticking. Many of the truckers who protested in DC have\nnear-perfect safety records after driving millions of miles over their careers — and\nthey’re doubtful that a device that tells them how to structure their days will make\nthem any safer. A 2014 report by the Federal Motor Carrier\nSafety Administration found that drivers who used ELDs had an 11.7 percent reduction in\ntotal crash rate and a 5.1 percent reduction in preventable crash rate. But since only a limited group of drivers\nwere using ELDs when the study was conducted, it’s hard to know how representative those\nsafety numbers are. A 2016 report by a committee of the National\nAcademies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine stated that there simply isn’t enough data\non fatigue-related crash rates more broadly— and argued that further research is needed\nbefore changing the law that sets drive time limits.. We’re not computers — we don’t have\nan off button. The thing this does do, is it forces you to\nget up and go if you’re tired, it forces you to get up and go if you don’t feel good. You do not have the choice with this machine\nto drive like we used to, and it’s not about running 24 hours a day, it’s about making\na common sense decision about how you feel, how the road conditions are, whether or not\nyou want to run through rush hour, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. One of the core complaints about ELDs is that\nthey don’t understand a trucker’s body or the context — a trucker could be totally\nalert and just 20 minutes away from home, but legally required to stop for 10 hours\nif they ran out of driving time. But ironically, there’s now a growing market\nof technologies designed to more accurately diagnose fatigue — and they are much more\nintrusive than ELDs. A company called SmartCap makes hats that\nmeasure brain waves and gives you a fatigue rating. Another called Seeing Machines uses computer\nvision to watch a driver’s eyelids. And in 2020 Mercedes plans to release a vest\nthat can detect a driver heart attack and stop the truck. Plenty of industries watch their employees\nquite closely — but trucking is unique because a truck is both a workplace and a home. Trucks are such personal spaces — because\nof the length of time drivers are in them, like some drivers drive with their families,\nthey drive with their dogs, they have a bed there, they eat their meals there. It is a different sort of workplace than a\nconvenience store that you go to and then you go home. Like it is your home for for a period of time. And so privacy invasions in that context I\nthink are felt in a more acute way than they might be in some other industries. It’s hard to see intrusive technologies\nslowing down in trucking. Services like Amazon Prime have made us accustomed\nto getting deliveries incredibly fast, and there’s increasing consumer demand for package\nlocation tracking. All of that requires truckers to work incredibly\nfast while being monitored very closely. Ain’t that funny? I can drive around all I want in this pickup. Soon as I get up in that rig, now I’m somebody’s\ndoggone prisoner in a box, I’m not a responsible individual. Didn’t matter that I served this country,\nwho gives a s**t. I ain’t nothin’. I’m just a trucker, that’s all I am. Just a trucker, just a d****ss trucker. It’s interesting because, of course, surveillance has been part of the workplace since the inception\nof work. But at the same time it’s a change that’s\noccurred in a very large scale form, because of the capabilities of the new technologies. There’s a scene from the 1936 movie “Modern\nTimes” where Charlie Chaplin’s character takes a bathroom break from his assembly line\njob. But it doesn’t take long for a video monitor\nto appear onscreen. Hey! Quit stalling, get back to work! Within the transportation industry, improvements\nin technology have turned parodies like this into reality. Oftentimes it is a source of tremendous stress,', metadata={'source': 'G_UHknhNbAQ'}), Document(page_content="and it's one of those stressors that doesn't just go away. People don't just get used to the fact that\nthey are being observed 24/7. We get really excited about technology holding\nthe promise for solving social and economic problems, and, it’s like, it almost universally\ndoesn't. Or it just moves the problem a little bit. And the reason for that is when you have a\nproblem with deeper roots than than technology, a technology ends up being like a bandaid. When you get out and meet actual truckers,\nthey don’t want to have to drive excessive hours or put anyone in danger on the road. But they do want people to understand that\nthey get their jobs done in different ways — and surveillance technology doesn’t\nalways account for that. We are actually fighting for the safety of\neveryone that’s on the highways, everybody that’s on the roads. We’re not fighting just to run outlaw style. Outlaw’s gone. We’re the American truckers, and we’re\nhere to provide everybody and keep everybody safe. I think the issue here is that there's a technical\nsolution being brought to bear on a problem that is not technical. The problem here is that drivers are overworked,\nand they're not paid for all their work. They’re severely underpaid. Trying to solve that with a technical solution\nfeels, to me, incomplete. So, it's like putting the onus for that problem\non the people who are most affected by it, who have the least power to change anything.", metadata={'source': 'G_UHknhNbAQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBy6XRHPODQ | [Document(page_content="I have got well we don't know he's gonna be the new driver but I've got a contender all right he is a successful man as you can see oh hang on well if he can drive a car like he plays a guitar you could be right no that's the guy from Dunkirk do you seriously not know who that is do you think that Dunkirk in this isn't that was Tom Hardy you it is Tom Hardy no it's not Tom Hardy racing driver see yes by going Australia's second best Gerry higher you know James Oh Mark James Daniel a you Daniel just pays no attention to me ignore them so everybody else knows who you are yeah and what we'd like you to do is a couple of laps of the track just getting a feel for how fast you can go round is all right so just a couple of cars yeah no gormless doesn't go Beck goodness you so many of us don't walk three two while I was a spirited departure that's the sort of thing you get from a racing driver that's mark Ricardo know it smart Weber you know what we're doing right now don't you standing over the finishing line yeah I was just having the same thought that was quick that was all I had surely enough what can you say that was tremendous yeah that is quick yeah pretty good yeah yeah we would quite like you now to go round in Mercedes all right really Yeah right everything so Mercedes another time three two one go late start Jeremy you've driven that yeah you said it was very quick he's very well and focus here who did you drive for these days what Porsche mm she's got here you come stand back everyone stand back Wow well I think the times will be pretty close close here were times don't know you why are you so slower than the Saudis no that was everything she had was it yeah that was all that was available yeah you've really pushed that car - its leather extracted everything promised to meet all the breakers thanks for coming really we'll be in touch that'd be great I mean I want to take it further give our regards to Australia yeah all of it Jesus Christ well done Jeremy", metadata={'source': 'iBy6XRHPODQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkLzdHTv3G0 | [Document(page_content="*Door opening* *coughing* *whisper* Okay. *Dank Theme Song* All right, friends and family, before we dive into our most bountiful of meals, *sigh* Every year... I want us to go around the table, one by one, and say what we are thankful for. Oh, Bill, what a wonderful idea. Okay, I'll start. I am so thankful for my loving and beautiful wife, also known as Mom. *Fake Laugh* Oh, Bill, and I'm thankful for my two Smart, talented kids. *cooing voice* Best a mom could ask for. Ah, that's a good one, hon. All right, Charlie. It's your turn, buddy. *sigh* I am... I'm thankful I didn't get sucked into the void *Void Noises* All right. Uhhh... It's always good to recognize when you're more fortunate than others. Lizzy? Lizzy, sweetie, do you want to say what you are thankful for? I am... I am thankful for Rusty, who's the best dog in the world. He always sleeps in my bed. And he barks. And I give him treats, and umm-\n I umm... Rusty's being sucked into the void. *Rusty Whining* Um... I wanna change my answer. I'm thankful I didn't get sucked into the void. I'm changing too. I'm also thankful I didn't get sucked into the void. Jesus, Bill! Can't be thankful for me for an entire evening? Oh, I should just be thankful for you and not appreciate that I didn't get sucked into the void? [Mom] Well, I'm not changing my answer. [Dad] I do not care, Katherine! I do not care! *sigh* Every year... We used to have five kids, Kathryn! Five! *Dank Outro* *Door slam* Bill. Bill. Jury summons. Dad, you can't just throw all your problems into the void. I see what you're saying. Buuuuuuut. Nooooooooooooooooooooo- Oh hey, Rusty. *Rusty barking* [You're welcome and goodnight.]", metadata={'source': 'YkLzdHTv3G0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVes87KrWvs | [Document(page_content="[Music] the set is just so fake that's fake that was posed that doesn't belong there call most as fake as reality television why would you say that hi three weeks in a row you know they say you shouldn't point out that you've made some hard-hitting stories some things that were in the news recently people didn't know that you can search through your photos like you can search words into your photos and it will show you a photo of that word if you have a photo of that word there's got to be an easier way to explain that I was gonna do a video of me searching random words into my photos and see what comes up but I was rehearsing it again everything is fake prior to this video and it just wasn't interesting so that's not happening but then I remembered a fun fact about me I'm one of those people that never deletes really anything on my phone I have roughly 50 alarm set never delete them my text messages never cleared my internet history just there unashamedly there so today we're gonna take a look at the internet history of connor franta i had to download new software to be able to screen record on my iphone which was not easy 2017 why is nothing easy everything's just getting more difficult okay let's just take a random one and stop SoundCloud a SoundCloud link that doesn't exist anymore I have a feeling that was to a song that someone sent me that's probably deleting it stop Ceaser's calm me drunk at what I am searching for like Little Caesars and I just got to Caesars calm me has an affinity for Caesar dressing and goes to Caesars calm and then the tab below it is just lunch lunch at the Four Seasons oh so she's fancy let's continue stop search for the definition of humanities in case you were wondering humanity the human race human beings collectively neat I was looking at the definition of humanity who knows well can't be bad this is hardly an expose yeah Urban Outfitters calm what was I looking up on Urban Outfitters calm up just new men's clothing shopping on my day off I just want to make sure this is on I'm nervous is it uh are we on are we recording I am such garbage I have just thousands of tabs but does anyone really have the time to delete their internet history I ain't got nothing to hide dazed 100 I was in today's 1200 so look there's me I I probably voted for myself like I'm trash also I got second place in the days 100 which honestly I'm okay with because I think thin from stranger things beat me so you know if anyone's gonna be in life it might as well be the Entertainer of the Year and we'll stop Tiffany's laundry okay oh is this for oh this might have been when I was looking at laundry spots to do photos in that's not the right way to say that I was looking at laundry mats because I wanted to take photos in a laundromat of Billy Eilish so this is probably one of the random laundromat yep story is just dead flatlined girls girls grow pokemons pigeon I wasn't looking up to the Pokemon just like in a moment forget what the Pokemon pigeon was called pants from Yelp she's looking up her Yelp reviews who writes Yelp reviews okay guys make sure you go follow me on Facebook Twitter and Yelp rot you know Yelp reviewers are the unspoken heroes of this generation John Williams compositions oh I went to see John Williams at the Hollywood Bowl which if you didn't know John Williams basically has scored every iconic film in pretty much history to name a few jaws et Jurassic Park Star Wars need I go on okay let's stop doing it so random and let's see if we can find some of that real dirt I'm like the peachie person there is in the world so we're not gonna find dirt let's be real oil washes any color any wash any treatment oil what are these t-shirts oh this is probably me researching different ways to dye a t-shirt for common culture clothing the work that is put in I thought it was some form of like beauty routine and I thought I was just having a breakout moment and I was", metadata={'source': 'MVes87KrWvs'}), Document(page_content="it was some form of like beauty routine and I thought I was just having a breakout moment and I was like I need to figure out how to get this oil out of my skin I thought it said vodka six-pack but it says una solar light six-pack me thinking I was buying alcohol when I was just buying lights to light my sidewalk oh my god there is a certain level of domestic that I didn't even think I could reach call me a househusband I mean I have millions of tabs is there any dirt in here Edison bulbs actually wife me nothing nothing at all UPS me looking for my packages some buddy marry me me looking up how my book is doing in Australia there's gotta be something in here that remotely Virgin America close very close one word off what few letters off Virgin American I was almost pg-13 Wow well Connor Wow a few things we've learned today I am a good person I am fully prepared for married life also I'm just like boring as thank you so much for watching I hope you enjoyed this video your support means the world to me yeah I think so much love you guys three video strong new records breaking ground killing it leave a comment down below what is the worst thing in your internet history actually don't leave that I don't want to know okay love it I'll see you next week [Music]", metadata={'source': 'MVes87KrWvs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_tYrnv_o6A | [Document(page_content='These are tiny molecular machines, and they are doing this inside your body - right now. To understand why, we have to zoom out. Every day, in an adult human body, 50 to 70 billion of your cells die. Either they\'re stressed, or damaged, or just old. But this is normal - in fact, it\'s called "programmed cell death". But, to make up for all these lost cells, right now, billions of your cells are dividing, essentially creating new cells. And that process of cell division, also called mitosis -- well, it requires an army of tiny molecular machines. So, let\'s take a closer look. DNA is a good place to start - the double helix molecule we always talk about. This is a scientifically accurate depiction of DNA, created by Drew Berry at the Walter and Eliza Hall Institute of Medical Research. If you unwind the two strands, you can see that each has a sugar-phosphate backbone connected to the sequence of nucleic acid base pairs, known by the letters A, T, G and C. Now, the strands run in opposite directions, which is important when you go to copy DNA. Copying DNA is one of the first steps in cell division. Here, the two strands of DNA are being unwound and separated by the tiny blue molecular machine called "helicase". Helicase literally spins as fast as a jet engine! The strand of DNA on the right has its complementary strand assembled continuously. But the other strand is more complicated, because it runs in the opposite direction. So it must be looped out with its complementary strand assembled in reverse, section by section. At the end of this process, you have two identical DNA molecules, each one a few centimeters long, but just a couple nanometers wide. So, to prevent the DNA from becoming a tangled mess, it is wrapped around proteins called "histones", forming a nucleosome. These nucleosomes are bundled together into a fiber known as chromatin, which is further looped and coiled to form a chromosome, one of the largest molecular structures in your body. You can actually see chromosomes under a microscope in dividing cells. Only then do they take on their characteristic shape. Otherwise, the DNA is more strewn inside the nucleus. The process of dividing a cell takes around an hour in mammals, so this footage is from a time-lapse. You can see how the chromosomes line up on the equator of the cell. Now, when everything is right, they are pulled apart into the two new daughter cells, each one containing an identical copy of DNA. Now, simple as this looks, the process is incredibly complicated and requires even more fascinating molecular machines to accomplish it. So, let\'s look at a single chromosome. One chromosome consists of two sausage shaped chromatids, containing the identical copies of DNA made earlier. Each chromatid is attached to microtubule fibers, which guide and help align them in the correct position. The microtubules are connected to the chromatid at the kinetochore, here colored red. The kinetochore consists of hundreds of different proteins working together to achieve multiple objectives. In fact, it\'s one of the most sophisticated molecular mechanisms inside your body. The kinetochore is central to the successful separation of the chromatids. It creates a dynamic connection between the chromosome and the microtubules. For a reason no one\'s yet been able to figure out, the microtubules are constantly being built at one end and deconstructed at the other. While the chromosome is still getting ready, the kinetochore sends out a chemical "stop" signal to the rest of the cell, shown here by the red molecules, basically saying, "this chromosome is not yet ready to divide." The kinetochore also mechanically senses tension. When the tension is just right, and the position and attachment are correct, all the proteins get ready, shown here by turning green. At this point, the stop signal broadcasting system is not switched off! Instead, it is literally carried away from the', metadata={'source': 'X_tYrnv_o6A'}), Document(page_content='stop signal broadcasting system is not switched off! Instead, it is literally carried away from the kinetochore, down the microtubules, by a dynein motor - that\'s the walking guy. This is really what it looks like: it has long "legs" so it can avoid obstacles and step over the kinesins, molecular motors that walk in the opposite direction. Personally, I\'m astounded by these tiny molecular machines, how they\'re able to routinely and faithfully execute their functions billions of times over inside your body at this exact instant. I\'m also amazed by the scientists who were able to work out how this happens in such detail that we could create realistic depictions of them, like you saw in the animations in this video. But, perhaps, the most amazing thing is just how much is left to be discovered, like, figuring out how exactly the chromatids are pulled to opposite ends of the cell. There is still so much that we don\'t quite know. You know, what I find exciting is, that in science fiction, for decades, we\'ve been writing about tiny nanobots that will be injected into our blood streams that can heal us. But, what this suggests, the existence of these tiny molecular machines inside us, it suggests that there isn\'t a physical limit that would prevent that. And so, I think it\'s pretty likely that, in future, we will be able to develop our own tiny molecular machines that will be able to repair our bodies better than they can repair themselves.', metadata={'source': 'X_tYrnv_o6A'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLHygq6Mm-0 | [Document(page_content="Life is a fragile thing. You must cultivate the beauty. And prune back the rest. Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.,\nhe's come to save us. Who are you? I'm one of the true believers. Believers in what? In you. What the hell is going on? We're in space. It's the one thing \nwe haven't done yet. Any idea what that is? Haven't you ever \nseen an Alien movie? It's a lot of pressure to carry\nthe fate of humanity on your shoulders. Hang on. Come on! Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.\nreturns on a new night, Fridays starting \nDecember 1st on ABC.", metadata={'source': 'uLHygq6Mm-0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iatq3Rn4vsg | [Document(page_content="- Do I flip you around? I'm sorry. - Yeah, there you go just improvise. See what feels good. - Okay. (baby cries) - Baby. (serene classical music) - I'm Kaley, I'm a copywriter\nfor a beauty company. - I'm Koji and I'm a graphic designer. - I've never held a baby before. Well, animal babies, but not human babies. I'm 49. - I'm very nervous. Babies are afraid of me. (laughs) - People have like offered\nme but I usually just decline 'cause I'm not a huge\nbaby person. (laughs) - A camera. - I don't want any like\nbodily fluids on me or to drop the baby. - Drop the baby. - Drop the baby (laughs),\nthat would be the worst. (laughs nervously) I'm scared! - Yeah. Let's meet the baby. - Hi. - Hi. - This is River. - Hi, River. - Hi, baby. - Hello. River. - I'm a little nervous, yeah. I'm like watching your technique. Well, like, I'm sure you're nervous. - I'm actually not nervous, no. - Really? - I'm not around a lot of babies! It's so weird! I'm scared of the baby! - Babies don't normally mess with me. They don't really like me normally. I'm thinking it's because\nof my stature, my height. Is there like any way I\nshould conduct myse,lf body language-wise or? - I mean, just be comfortable,\nyou know, be confident. - What if the baby starts freaking out and like crying and wiggling around? - Then I'll probably take him back. (both women laugh) - I'm so scared. - Yup. - Whoa. (serene slow classical music) (baby crying) - Me too, man. - It's okay. - Me too, man. - He doesn't even notice. It's like nothing's even happening. (both laughing) - Oh, he's kinda happy though. He's a happy guy. - Yeah? You a happy guy? Alright. - It's good. - It's like a good weigh.t It's like really soft. - It feels weird and a part\nof what feels weird too is like he doesn't seem\nweirded out at all. - Yeah, he's just like whatever. - A stranger is holding\nme and I'm just chillin'. - You're right there is\nlike a particular smell, I mean, you didn't tell me\nthis but people tell me this. There's like a smell to a baby. - There's a smell? - Yeah. - I mean like a certain\nnothingness, I guess. - Yeah. - There you go. - Good job. - Oh my God, that was\nsuch a crazy experience. - Do you wanna hold him again\nin a different position? - Yeah. - Okay. - Okay? - Okay, got him. - There you go. - Maybe he'll stop\ncrying when you take him. - Are you okay? (laughs) - How's that? Can I rock him a little bit? - Yeah! (slow serene classical music) (baby crying) - Your mommy's right there. - Mommy's right here. It's okay. - You're safe. - He might also have a\nwet diaper, just FYI. - Oh, okay. - How do you burp the baby? - So you put him up kinda, so\nlike his head is way up here. Like against you, you know what I mean? - Oh. - Yeah, like that, he tends\nto like that sorta thing. - Is that too much? - There we go. That's it. (slow serene classical music) (baby whines) - I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to. I fucking suck, I know. - Ready? Good job. You can let go. - You got him?\n- Yeah I got him. - Good, the transfer is complete. - I can babysit now! - Thank you. - Thank you. (baby cries) - It felt kinda, like,\nemotionally intense. - No. - I might like try to find more babies to hang out with but I\ndon't want one myself. - There were some like surprises about sorta like the physical experience but I would say it\nreally didn't do too much for me emotionally. I mean, it's a cute baby\nand everything but you know. - I guess it just confirms that babies really don't fuck with me. I think that the only kid\nthat will enjoy my presence is the one that ends up being my own. - It was like, it needed me? Like, someone needed me\nbesides me needing someone else and I like that. (people clapping) - [Crew Member] Good job. You can walk off this way and you're done. - [Woman] (laughs) Okay.", metadata={'source': 'iatq3Rn4vsg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBJamgZ2nc | [Document(page_content="SHEMAR WE'VE NEVER MET. >> WE'VE NEVER MET. >> James: WE'RE BOTH IN\nPEOPLE MAGAZINE'S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ISSUE. >> ARE YOU THE CENTER FOLD? >> James: SEXY AT EVERY AGE,\nHERE'S ME AT 39 AND WHERE ARE YOU SHEMAR? LOOK LOOK AT YOU HERE! >> HEY! I STILL GOT IT. YOU KNOW MY MAMA'S HERE. MY MAMA SAID, I ONLY MADE ONE\nBABY BUT I SURE MADE A PRETTY BABY. YOU FINE AS WINE KATE. I KNOW YOU GOT A MAN AND\nEVERYTHING SO I'M GOING TO SIT OVER HERE AND CAUSE NO PROBLEMS. >> James: ARE YOU HAPPY WITH\nTHE PLACE YOU ARE IN THE MAGAZINE SHEMAR? >> I'M 47, I'M SUPPOSED TO KEEP\nMY BLACK FROM CRACKIN' HELL NO, I'M IN THE MAGAZINE! GO GET IT! >> James: WHO WOULD YOUR PICK\nBE FOR SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. IS. >> I MARRIED MY SEXIEST MAN\nALIVE. MY HUSBAND MICHAEL (BLEEP) I'M\nSO LUCKY HE'S THE GREATEST. >> James: YOUR HUSBAND HERE,\nTHE PHOTO OF THE MAN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. WHY IS HE GIVING YOU THE FINGER? >> BASICALLY WE WERE IN BALI AND\nI ASKED IF I WOULD GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT. I HAVE NEVER GIVEN A HAIRCUT IN\nMY LIFE. I SAID I'M VERY NERVOUS, BIT\nPANICKY TO DO THIS. HE SAID THAT'S FINE. TAKE A LITTLE BIT MORE OFF THE\nTOP AND I TOTALLY PANICKED WENT STRAIGHT TO THE ROOT AND JUST\nSNIPPED. HE'S NOT VERY HAPPY WITH ME. >> James: YOU DID THAT WITH\nSCISSORS? >> YES, THERE'S NO RAZOR. I'M GIFTED, WHAT CAN I SAY? >> James: THAT'S WHAT\nEVERYONE IS THINKING, SHE'S SO GIFTED AT CUTTING HAIR. >> I THINK IT'S QUITE MODERN\nACTUALLY. >> DO YOU? >> HE DOESN'T. >> James: HAS HE FORGIVEN\nYOU? >> HE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, IT\nWAS A HUGE CHUNK AS YOU CAN SEE. WE DIED LAUGHING LIKE FOR HOURS. WE JUST CRIED. >> James: OH MY WORD. >> I FELT TERRIBLE BUT IT WAS A\nGOOD LAUGH. >> James: HE DOES LOOK LIKE A\nSEXY MAN, I'M PLEASED HE'S YOUR SEXIEST MAN.", metadata={'source': 'ajBJamgZ2nc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcCrw6d3UX4 | [Document(page_content='how heavy is that dude thirty-six pounds thirty-six pounds feel good about myself are you ready drumstick drumstick you are hereby pardoned [Applause] hey NBC News viewers thanks for checking out our YouTube channel subscribe by clicking on that button down here and click on any of the videos over here to watch the latest interviews show highlights and digital exclusives thanks for watching', metadata={'source': 'YcCrw6d3UX4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHkAjUVoQME | [Document(page_content="My name is Misha. My name is\nMisha. I am in Arkhangelsk. My name is... I, yes, yes. My name\nis Misha. My name is Misha. I am visiting Arkhangelsk. I am... visiting... visiting\nArkhangelsk. Okay, Welcome, welcome, welcome,\nArkhangelsk. When I told my Mum and Dad that I had\nbeen in touch with my birth father, after him not even\nknowing I existed was quite a shock for all of us. And we\ndidn't know what was going to be in-store. I got in contact with\nthem in 2013, after my birth mother told me who my birth\nfather was. And so that's when I took that step to track him down\nand contact him. And that's when it all started. I understand\nthat he was just really overwhelmed about absolutely\neverything. And he thanked me constantly to my Mum and Dad for\nraising me and making me who I am today. And he still does that\nto this day. So going back to 2013, I remember going to Russia\nand meeting him for the first time and just how excited he was\nto actually meet me. And he just couldn't stop\ntalking. Asking questions was just, he was very excited about\nabsolutely everything. And I think everyone was just really, you\nknow, not confused but just really overwhelmed about\neverything that was going on. And I certainly wasn't that\ntalkative as he was. I remember that time when he asked me, he\nsaid, Alex, please, I want to meet your Mum and Dad, they're\nthe ones that made you who you are. And I said, I hope one day\nyou would definitely be able to meet them. And in 2015 he did.\n You know I really respect Misha so much and because he's opened\n up that door for me into his, into his life. And he's let me into his family and you know with my Mum and Dad, we have this relationship now, where our family has grown bigger and \nMisha's part of that. Our personalities are very similar, and if you saw us walking down the street, of course, you would\n know that we would be related.", metadata={'source': 'XHkAjUVoQME'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f45Va7jMSx4 | [Document(page_content="yay g'day and welcome to this instructional video on how to take kids to a restaurant the rules dead alright funerals before we go and okay you know calling her a sticky bun they're running dead no jumping no running no screaming the big kid dead cool gets a look the ball dead well well long whoa well no jumping on the tables no stealing dance fries this she'll be right dead maybe you go sit over there I'll stay here cool she'll be right and no no laughing it's fast I get no fat at all okay the Clipper dead hey pretty clear but I've bought the restaurant to us high five go five o'clock five the relax dead okay you guys can have anything we do anymore that you can read yeah pretty good boy can you read it where is it where is it [Music] that don't put them down dead the just order heaps so they don't finish before you do dead right take your time [Music] and that was how to go to a restaurant with kids and one dad was temporarily stuck in the slide and the making of this video", metadata={'source': 'f45Va7jMSx4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euaGS3tPRBw | [Document(page_content='JON STEWART:\nAs I was saying... tonight is about unity. It\'s about putting\nour petty differences aside and rallying around\nan important cause. Not as left and right,\nnot as blue and red, but as one people,\njust now finding out, that Puerto Ricans\nare Americans. -Now--\n-(KLAXON BLARING) What the fuck? -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-What is that? -Howie, what\'re you doing?\n-(STAMMERING) (AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS) That was me, Jon. That. Was. Me. Look, I know we\'re friends,\nbut as a friend I gotta tell ya, you\'re really fuckin\'\nthis one up. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) You may think so, Stephen, but Howie gave me\nthe golden buzzer-- Oh, come on!\nThat was a mercy buzz! Look at him! This isn\'t 2015 anymore, Jon. You can\'t just toss off\ndivisive jokes like that Puerto Rico slam. That wasn\'t a slam,\nI wasn\'t slamming-- Not to mention your\ncallous treatment of dragons. I do not know\nwhat you\'re talking about. Real-- Oh, really? You hired a white male\nto play a dragon when there are so few roles\navailable for dragons today. You put-- you put a human. -You put a human in dragon-face.\n-What? You know,\ndragons aren\'t a thing. Oh! Oh, Jon, now you\'ve done it. Now you\'ve enraged the entire\nD&D-CGI community. That doesn\'t seem good. Or real. Oh, Twitter-verse! Here we go,\nJon, it\'s started already. Jon Stewart-- Cuckhunter25 says, "Jon Stewart Dragonhater\nyou should take the first train back to cuckland." I don\'t know where cuckland is,\nbut I\'m sure I\'ll-- It\'s where dragonhaters live,\nJon. Here we go. What? DaenerysStamfordBorn says,\n"A curse upon Jon Stewart\'s head for interrupting\nmy Ballers marathon." -It\'s a fine show, Jon.\n-It\'s a fine show. She\'s got me there,\nno problems. Oh, here we go. At RealMikeFox\nsays, "I\'m bored." That\'s not a real-- What the fuck? (CROWD CHEER, APPLAUD) -This is ridiculous.\n-Is it? STEWART: I just wanted--\nThis is all-- All I wanted to do was\nbring people together tonight. -I just wanted--\n-(KLAXON BLARING) (SHOUTING)\nWhat is that? (DESK BANGING) (AUDIENCE CHEERS) John,\nyou\'re doing a terrible job. You\'re very bad.\nThis is very bad. This is going very badly,\nand you are at the helm. Colbert, you are doing more or less\nwhat I\'d expect for, from a man who serves up\nhis nightly joke meatloaf to an audience full of\nunsuspecting tourists herded-- (LAUGHS) into... ...from Bubba Gump,\nTimes Square. That is where\nyour audience is from. -That is not fair.\n-It is fair. We also lure some\nof our audience from the M&Ms store. Well that\'s-- Let me tell you-- Let me save\nthis shit-show for you. Alright. -Let me tell you\nwhat this evening needs-- -What do we need?\nWhat do we need?\n-What it needs is... A 27-minute,\nexhaustively-researched, commercial-free,\nproperly enunciated truth-bath, so that is what you fuckers\nare going to get. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -Okay...\n-(STEWART & COLBERT MUTTERING) OLIVER: Tonight-- tonight,\nwe\'re gonna be talking about -prison recidivism rates\n-STEWART: Oh, my god! in the pre-depression\nsouthern mid-west, and we\'re gonna be\ntalking about it for a very, very long time. Here we go-- here we go, Harry Potter\nand the Half-hour lecture. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, I\'m sorry. Another judgement passed down\nfrom CBS\' old, old Sheldon. -All right, this is not...\n-Trollop! You-- you are a boor!\nA boor, sir. Doter, you doter. -Guys! No, stop!\n-OLIVER: Don\'t you talk to me-- That\'s not a word! I did not raise either of you\nto act this way. (AUDIENCE CHEER, APPLAUD) This is a charity!\nWe\'re doing a charity! (KLAXON BLARES) STEWART:\nWhat? What the hell was that? SAMANTHA BEE:\n Sorry I\'m late, folks, I was working on a good excuse\n for not being there in person. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)\n-That\'s currently TBD. Anyway, oh, look,\nJon Stewart put on a suit again! Oh, we\'re all supposed\nto bow down whenever he emerges\nfrom his burrow, like a Borscht Belt\nPunxsutawney Phil to mansplain the world to us! (CHUCKLES) And, oh! What a shocker,\nthey got another white male who thinks', metadata={'source': 'euaGS3tPRBw'}), Document(page_content='they got another white male who thinks\nall dragons have dicks to host an autism fundraiser. God forbid anyone does anything to break up\nthe charity boys club. This whole thing makes me\nwant to start a new charity called "Godwill." As in "God,\nwill you please make him stop?" Well, that\'s my time,\nhere\'s your moment of Zen. -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)\n-OLIVER: Wow. -Wow.\n-Wow. -Wow.\n-Wow. -Wow, though. Wow.\n-Let me just say... Mulligan,\nlet\'s do this thing again. I think that\'s a good idea,\nlet\'s go. -Start over.\n-None of this has happened. I\'m terribly sorry,\nI know you paid good money. I\'m just gonna help you... -get off of here.\n-OLIVER: Pull me. STEWART: I\'m just gonna...\nI\'m gonna go. OLIVER: Careful with your back. (CHUCKLES) That\'s good.\nOn there-- I-- I\'m so terribly sorry.\nLet\'s just... You never saw any of that.', metadata={'source': 'euaGS3tPRBw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt4tJHp27u0 | [Document(page_content="[Music] whatever you celebrate come on everybody had a beautiful morning I didn't vlog at all because I was hanging out with a family who was basically in my second family my entire like high school years and college years I would say there's no one in this elevator sorry I got nervous there was a concierge in the elevator anyways it was really cool to see them because I grew up with them so to see like Sasha the girl I literally managed her since she was like eight years old and now she's four now whoa she's blurry she's blurry blurry oh hey girl what's up guys so today I didn't vlog and I you know it's vlogmas I'm supposed to vlog every single day I did vlog a little bit you guys just saw I have lied a little bit this morning but um but honestly I spent most of the day with the Bergers which is this family that I used to work for um I get down here on the ground chat with you for a second before I hop in my shower um yeah I just was spending time with family essentially so I didn't film anything I just wanted to be with them and hang out with them and it just made me so happy I'm Sasha I started babysitting when she was like 8 or 9 and I was I think 16 when I started working with them and candy I think she was 13 and my main job was to babysit Sasha but candy was there a lot of the time too and we just all became friends and sisters and I worked with him for years and years and years and they were really like siblings to me so they moved to Sydney quite a few years ago yeah it just makes me so happy to see them it just reminds me of home and like a big chunk of my childhood and growing up and learning how to cook and look after kids and I don't know it was just a really good time in my life and it was really cool today to like have lunch with them and dinner with them so the family the mom Lorna and candy and Sasha were talking to Candy's girlfriend about me and who I was and Lorna was like Sasha had an amazing childhood because of Kony and and Sasha was like kollene made my childhood so amazing every day she'd come over at 9 in the morning to nanning me and all day was full of crafts and baking and swimming and making videos and like I literally bring my huge video camera over to her house and we'd like make skits and music videos and also this is before YouTube and I would edit together these like movies and skits and silly things have her and me and her friends and like every single day and it's so funny that that stuff like stuck with her so much because I did that because that's what I wanted to do and I told her that today I was like I didn't do that to like make you have so much fun I did it because I was like hey today be fun to make videos today be fun to do crafts today it'd be fun to bake and but it was just cool to hear her be like I had such an amazing childhood because of what you did every day with me and that was so cool cuz like at the time I wasn't thinking like I was this gonna stick with her as she gonna enjoy this I was just like being myself and having fun and enjoying my time with her so to hear that it had such an impact on her life and I don't know it was just really cool and I just love her so much because that family had such a huge impact on my life they were like they're my family and so to hear that it went both ways I don't know it's just a cool it's a cool day and I just love that family so much and I'm really homesick right now I really really really want to go home I love to her but my family is my life and I don't like being away from my family this long I don't like being away for my cats I just want to be in my own bed at home you guys know what it's like to be homesick I'm not complaining about being on tour I feel like the luckiest girl in the world that I'm here but um it was just nice to see people who I consider family because I'm homesick and so to see them was just so wonderful but anyway I'm gonna take a shower you can hear my", metadata={'source': 'Nt4tJHp27u0'}), Document(page_content="and so to see them was just so wonderful but anyway I'm gonna take a shower you can hear my shower running I'm gonna take a shower and go to bed because tomorrow we have two shows which means we leave for the theater at 8 a.m. the soundcheck at 9:00 a.m. have a meet and greet at 11:00 a.m. have a show at 2 p.m. have a quick break for lunch soundcheck it for another meet and greet of 5 and a show at 8 and then pack everything up and so basically I'm going to be at that theater tomorrow from 8:00 in the morning until about like 11 p.m. so it's a really long day so I should get to bed but I love you guys and thanks for listening to me talk I'm probably gonna combine today's vlog with tomorrow's cuz I don't have much rich for you guys today bye love ya and I'll see ya tomorrow bye ah it's blurry I just bought this new camera it's always blaring good morning um we're at the theater we were crying it looks so dead but we're trying to do soundcheck we're having difficulties so I am just signing some posters before the show I'm trying to watch to the Andy Kaufman Jim Carrey documentary on Netflix I love Andy Kaufman in Jim Carrey Andy Kaufman is a huge inspiration to me and like my character and Carrie is just a genius I'm living for this documentary I've gotta finish signing posters those duties I just did the meet and greet the first meeting agreed and it was really nice and now we're gonna I need to check the stage so I've never filmed at this part but I always check this stage before each show to make sure all the props are in place this is my theater of bringing you're taught to always check your props like make sure your props are there so the props people are in charge of it but you make sure you're in charge of your individual individual prop just to double-check and so I always do that every show so right now I'm checking this is where I do my quick change so here's my costume and then there's the pants down there you can't really see them water these are all Cory's props so I don't really check those so then over here my hair still part of down the middle Miranda um so this I make sure it's like exactly like this and this must be right there goes right there this one's my mic and then over here my water I usually put these over a little bit more setlist okay now check the raps backstage so over here this let's see here this is the first thing I put on my head and one of their earlier numbers and then never have to cook change into this I make it so I can you step right in and pull it up and put throw the weight on that's how those go and then then I push this closer these don't need to be a little bit closer because I just throw this on as well closer you know just making sure everything is ready to go stage is checked you're welcome mate and now it's time to eat and the fan get ready for the show that's what I do isn't that thrilling [Music] second being great down first show done now I'm about to go on stage to do the second show all my like second families here like Sasha and candy and Lauren and ever and I'm super excited and yeah we about to do this [Music] [Music] Oh guys tour is over crazy there's been a crazy couple of weeks I know kind of been like not great at vlogging the last couple days I've just been so tired from all the touring and I've also been really homesick so I've just been bad at vlogging but it's vlogmas so I'll vlog every day boo so I'm gonna go home and it's gonna be my birthday and on my birthday I get to go to the Children's Hospital 41 in the morning there's no one there watch that scared too why did my phone just ring and then nothing happened oh my god I'm like genuinely scared it is 1:00 in the morning what I'm going to the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles for my birthday hang out with kids who are sick and kids with cancer and I'm so excited to get to know them and talk to them and hang out with them and donate my time and get excited for", metadata={'source': 'Nt4tJHp27u0'}), Document(page_content="to get to know them and talk to them and hang out with them and donate my time and get excited for and in preparation for the fundraiser I'm doing for my birthday on November 30th so please tune in on November 30th it'll just be a live stream like on my main channel and you guys can donate money it can be a dollar and just be watching the live stream is helping raise awareness but anyone who donates any money even it's just a dollar fifty cents like you were entered to win a bunch of prizes so yeah I'll tell you guys more about that later but anyway for now I need to finish packing and I need to go to bed and oh my god it looks so tired the shows today were wonderful and after the last show I cried I just was crying I was so grateful like I just thought about the little like 10 year old version of me dreaming of being on like a Broadway stage and performing for thousands of people and now I'm in Australia on my own tour and like there's thousands of people just like cheering and being not be and laughing and like oh my god what a dream come true this is such a dream job and I know it won't last forever and and I'm just I just can't believe it's lasted this long I feel so grateful so anyway I'm going to try to sleep and just be terrified that someone was calling my room two seconds ago I love you guys and I will see you in Los Angeles [Music] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'Nt4tJHp27u0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkPSbp3zTfo | [Document(page_content="♪♪♪\n♪ OOH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH THIS TIME OF YEAR I GET\nTHANKFUL BABE THANKFUL FOR YOU ♪\n♪ BUT NOW YOU'RE GONE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO\nYOU WERE SO INTELLIGENT YOU WERE SO STRONG ♪\n♪ WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR YOU SO DAMN LONG AND NOW I'M\nSEEING YOU MOVING ON AND I'M BEGGING YOU COME BACK HOME ♪\n♪ EVERY NIGHT I TURN THE TV ON AND CRY\nI CRY I CRY I TELL YOU WHY ♪\n♪ I FEEL LIKE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE\nNO NO NO NO NO NO SOME COME BACK FOR US ♪\n♪ SO WE KNOW WE ARE NOT ALONE.\nWE WANT YOU BACK SOMEHOW. ♪ I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE\nSO COME BACK FOR US SO COME BACK BARACK.\nWE DIDN'T KNOW JUST WHAT WE HAD ♪\n>> WE LIT 200 CANDLES FOR YOU. ♪ NOW THINGS ARE LOOKING BAD\nLIKE REALLY BAD LIKE WORLD WAR BAD, LIKE NUCLEAR BAD.\nCOUPLE BACK, BARACK. ♪ I SEE YOU HANG GLIDING\nLIVING YOUR LIFE DROPPING YOUR DAUGHTER OFF AT COLLEGE\nWITH YOUR WIFE ♪ ♪ AND YOU LOOK SO DAMN HAPPY\nAND YOU DESERVE IT YEAH BUT I'M A SELFISH MAN\nAND I KNOW THERE IS OTHER ♪ ♪ DEMOCRATS MORE THAN JUST\nA FEW BUT WHEN I THINK OF CHANGE THE CHANGE I WANT\nIS YOU ♪ ♪ I'M IN HELL DREAMING ABOUT\nYOU AND MICHELLE DREAMING BABY.\nCOME BACK BARACK. COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN.\nDON'T LEAVE US HERE ALONE ♪ IT'S DEFINITELY TOO COLD TO BE\nRAINED ON. ♪ PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE\nTHE WHITE HOUSE AIN'T A HOME JUST COME BACK FOR US ♪\nTRUCK AIN'T EVEN GOT A DOG, MAN. >> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME BARACK,\nALMOST AS LONG AS SINCE GUY TALKED OVER A RECORD LIKE THIS.\nFOR REAL, WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE US?\nOH, CAUSE YOU HAD TO BECAUSE OF THE CONSTITUTION, BUT YOU CAN\nCOME BACK. RIGHT?\nOH, YOU CAN'T? BECAUSE THAT WOULD UNDERMINE THE\nVERY INSTITUTIONS THAT WE'RE BARELY HOLDING ON TO AS IT IS?\nI SEE. I GUESS WE STUCK WITH THIS DUDE\nFOR A WHILE THEN. MAYBE YOU CAN COME BACK AND MAKE\nA SPEECH? HOW MUCH WOULD THAT COST?\nFOR REAL? OH, NO, WE DEFINITELY CAN'T\nAFFORD THAT. OIM JUST-- I'M JUST GETTING RAI\nON FOR NOTHING. WELL, YOU ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT,\nHOMEY ♪ COME BACK FOR US\nWE NEED YOU ALL SO BAD SUPER BAD 2020'S LOOKING SAD\nMAYBE MICHELLE COULD RUN ♪ ♪ LIKE REALLY BAD\nLIKE SUPER BAD LIKE WHAT THEY HELL WE\nGOING TO DO BAD ♪ >> NO.\nLET'S NOT PUT MICHELE THROUGH THAT, BUT IF SHE WANTED TO.\n♪ COME BACK BARACK. I'D VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN ♪\n>> WHAT ABOUT GEORGE CLOONEY? THAT DUDE WAS BATMAN.\nTHAT WOULD BE COOL. YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T THINK THE\nTHREE OF US HAVE THE FIRMEST GRASP ON GOVERNMENT.\nBUT, HEY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY.\n♪♪♪ COME BACK BARACK ♪♪♪\n.", metadata={'source': 'ZkPSbp3zTfo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn5UgGQukYQ | [Document(page_content="Walter is one possibly one of the most evil and best characters ever written to television shows Manson was is one of the most evil persons ever to grace the earth what was it like meeting Charles Manson and his spawn ranch before I didn't know that the hey anima love Bianca murders well I must clarify this and I didn't actually meet Charles Manson but I was as close as I am to you to Charles Manson yeah like this there were didn't where I grew up in the San Fernando Valley there's a little area called Santa Susana pass that goes from one Valley to another and in the middle of this pass was the spawn ranch where they rented horses we'd go horseback riding and this is a couple years probably year and a half two years before the murders and we are renting horse my little cousin and I I was about 12 11 or 12 and we wouldn't go horseback riding and we were renting our horses from this old guy who turned out to be spun himself and this young guy bearded guy comes in Charlie's on the hill Charlie's on the hill and we're jumping like what and about a dozen people jumped on horses and galloped away ah she's what who's charlie was it oh never mind never mind a try to they gave gave us our horses that that are you know very slow and clobber woman and we got on our horses and we go to the one direction that everybody goes and we're going and about a half an hour later we see this trail of horses coming back and we're crossing each other about this far from each other a small path and everyone is you know just walking and kind of guiding through about in the middle of the pack was a guy holding the reins of the horse behind him and on that horse behind him was this little bearded guy with big dark eyes and wild hair his eyes were wide just riding like this and just crazy crazy him I couldn't take my eyes open my cousin and I are slowly passing by and we're looking at him he didn't look at us but we're like and Edward deduce him must be Charlie my cousin says yeah must be charlie flash forward to a year later and we hear the murders and they're going to spawn ranch they found it's Charlie Manson my cousin calls me oh my god it was like that's the guy we saw the picture in the paper it's like that's him that's the guy oh man you know it's it's like why on that day was it okay and other you know who Vince it it's creepy creepy that was my brush with Charlie Manson most I called Charlie", metadata={'source': 'Kn5UgGQukYQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai_UWoM37dI | [Document(page_content="alright guys so today was a weird day oh my god you get so cute every single day what is good door squash so i'm about to go to the bank right now get a cashier's check for what you ask i'm gonna pick up my car today i'm so pumped fine get a car i won't be trapped in this house alone hopefully logan will be back soon i think we'll be back tomorrow anyways you don't know how lonely it gets in this big house and this tiny guy get lost man it lost for like five hours the other night freaking out she was freaking out with me oh my god anyways going to wells finally after three hours of negotiating for this car my man matt here has done the deal we did it together we did it together we signed it teamwork makes the dream work teamwork makes the dream work if you're looking for a car come down to center bmw ask from that thank you again man and can't wait to ride the stairs hey unfortunately i won't be able to bring the car home today dude the adult life sucks like some of it some of it sucks they're like adult adults that sucks yeah hopefully i'll be in my car in two days but uh yeah i'll be a car owner it is a new day the sun is shining bright that is why i'm behind this wall because if i stand in the sun ah it's so blinding so after being at the dealership yesterday for over six hours i did not think it would take that long i was talking to my parents and they're like yeah that's actually normal like to be at the dealership for a very long time like it takes a very long time and i'm like like that sucks being an adult sucks so i get my car in two days arya has surgery in two days so friday's a pretty big day anyways logan comes home today i am so excited but oh gotta go feed maverick forgot about that maverick ah how is he doing baby i need to feed you maverick i know logan's not here i am not your new owner okay i know i know you could eat me i know you can eat me all right grab his bowl from here gotta get these babies some more of these i know i'm getting it logan specifically told me four of these things one two three four mavic come get your food usually he attacks me but lately he's actually been nice to me because if he wasn't nice to me then he wouldn't get any food no he would still get food because logan would beat my ass if uh i didn't beat him but i think we had a great bond together don't you think maverick you think we're friends now man everything i did for you you're just saying this because logan's coming back i can't believe you man yeah your food's over there well well well look who we have here come to see me only when logan's coming back huh i mean he can't hit me up when uh he's gone i thought we were i thought we had friends lydia yeah i thought so too i see all your snapchat stories that you uh how it looks like you're having a good time and uh yeah same goes to you oh i'm just here chilling at the house alone i seriously sat at my i sat on my bed just looking at my phone like evan oh that's a porsche i did it he doesn't you can't even speak lydia i'm here now yeah only when logan's coming back well yeah i mean i i do want to look for logans yeah but we need to work on our friendship oh my god anyways i think we have a new roommate where is he new roommate i'm not your roommate guys this is the new roommate right is that a nice bed frame here i'm living out of my luggage he's got his luggage piano studio dude we look alike i mean yo you're my you my brother yeah you know what i'm saying and it's nice to fantasize it's nice to dream but you know i'm not your woman dude we've had so much fun together no we're gonna we're gonna do everything you're like my little brother i like your big brother i'm your little brother you're my big brother we're gonna have fun we're gonna fantasize yeah but i'm just not here yeah you are you got click baited i did not click make them [Music] this is amazing can you teach me all right first thing you're going to do is dab on the", metadata={'source': 'ai_UWoM37dI'}), Document(page_content="[Music] this is amazing can you teach me all right first thing you're going to do is dab on the keys all right wow just just keep doing that dude i'm amazing [Music] let's go do a squat so today is a really big day arya here as you know she will have surgery today she's getting her leg fixed because i don't know if you guys know her growth plate is going in a different direction than her like leg bone literally like splitting they're gonna have to like obviously fix that and make it straight so i gotta go and drop her off at the vet i think it's like an all-day thing and then after i drop her off i'm going to pick up the car which i am so excited about you don't understand cannot wait to finally have my own car great day busy day not that great of a day because i'm always having surgery but kind of great because her leg would be a lot better she won't be in a cast and everything will go back to normal right area you have no idea what's going on today do you oh he's just too sweet one hour later all right so we just made it to the vet oh yeah you nervous you have no idea what's going on but i'm nervous as hell girl let's go inside a few moments later i just made it to the dealership about to pick up my car i am so excited right now you don't even realize all right guys so today was a weird day you're probably wondering why i don't have arya with me arya passed away after arya passed away after surgery and um i got the call when i was picking up i i got the call when i was picking up my uh bmw i was gonna pick her up after i hit the bmw but i got the call saying that she didn't make it um so what happened was she went through the surgery everything was fine all her vitals were fine after surgery she was fine they said it was a good surgery they went and took x-rays of her and when they got back after the x-rays she started to look pale and then she went to cardiac arrest her heart stopped beating and they tried to revive her but they couldn't they don't really exactly know what the cause of death is she could have like overdosed of anesthesia just had a weird reaction to it i don't know i'm sorry for the delay of vlogs too um the next one might be delayed also because of how hard this is going to be to get through everyone loved arya she was a great dog just never take anything for granted really anything could happen anything could go in a blink of an eye like death was not even in the discussion when the surgery was coming there was no percentile or anything i really loved yeah this is a this is a sad vlog i'm sorry like i said never take anything for granted always be thankful for what you have i'm sorry but that is the vlog yes ended on a very bad note i'm very sorry i did not no one meant for this to happen it was just weird that it happened it's weird it's a weird process it's gonna be weird for the next few days uh you will see some of this in logan's vlog too as it will come up if you want to see other information but yeah guys alright toodles [Music] [Applause] me [Music] you", metadata={'source': 'ai_UWoM37dI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mCcM-PUmLM | [Document(page_content='[ ♪ INTRO MUSIC ♪ ] Hello friends, and welcome to another video. Today, I\'m gonna be dressing like we did 40 years ago, in 1977. 1977 was the year that brought us Annie Hall, the first personal Apple computer, Space Mountain, and the births of Kanye West, Shakira, and Chuck E. Cheese. From Burt Reynold\'s mustache to Chewbacca\'s "facial hair," 1977 was a year of lining up to boogie at Studio 54, as well as to see Luke Skywalker destroy the Death Star for the first time ever. While ABBA was crooning about Dancing Queens and some dude named Fernando, an entire movie was being produced about Arnold Schwarzenegger\'s biceps. In regards to what we were wearing, it was a year of flared pants, matching his and hers blouses, polyester everything, and all of this floofy hair. From the "Farrah flip" to the fluffy bowl cut, 70\'s hair definitely had its moments. So once again, Kayley Melissa, a super talented hair stylist and YouTuber, agreed to aid me in my quest to become a foxy 70s mama. So, with some assistance and after consulting a few fashion magazines, these five hundred page JCPenney catalogs, and my mom, I think I managed to put together three outfits that echo some of the iconic looks of the time. As always, I\'m going to be focusing mostly on American fashion, though as we know, ABBA was from Sweden. So, 1977: What happened, and what we wore. So for my first outfit, I whipped out the polyester and a touch of suede for a business-casual pantsuit look. My hair is floofin\' and the suede is swishin\'. And we\'re all just going together. This outfit was inspired by several looks from the JCPenny catalog, as well as some leading ladies from TV and film, including Mary Tyler Moore, Annie Hall, the Charlie\'s Angels, and the OG Wonder Woman herself, Linda Carter. Well, her alter ego, Diana Prince. It\'s not working! Not literally Wonder Woman\'s super suit, but that thing is... "pretty fly." SAFIYA: I\'m not Wonder Woman.\n[ TYLER LAUGHING ] - I tried! This outfit includes leather loafers, brown flared pants, this brown belt, a striped, button down shirt, a tan suede jacket, this orange ascot, and these giant glasses. These like, earthy and orange-y tones kind of make me feel like Velma from Scooby Doo. - TYLER: Oh yeah! - SAFIYA: Yes, everything is some type of brown or earth tone. The 70s color palette was very much a reaction against the bright, psychedelic colors and rainbows of the 60s. I\'ve kind of got like, Velma glasses and orange Shaggy pants, and Fred ascot.\n- TYLER: There\'s a little bit of the whole gang. - SAFIYA: This is the "Sh- the- Shaggy Run," he goes... - TYLER: How do you do the Velma run? - SAFIYA: Probably the same way. \nThey\'re all animated exactly the same. - TYLER: They\'re all kind of like, leaning over. \n- SAFIYA: And like, leaning forward. - This outfit could work for an undercover agent, or as office wear, but variations of this pants and blouse outfit seemed to be everywhere, as pants became more mainstream as women\'s wear. - TYLER: You kind of look like you\'re someone from Argo. - Mmm, like an embassador. - TYLER: Hanging out with Ben Affleck.', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content='- Mm, not that part. - As little as 10 years earlier, women wearing pants in everyday business or formal settings was not exactly socially acceptable. But in the late 60s and early 70s, many women began wearing more unisex, less typically feminine clothing, and by the late 70s, pants were everywhere. In denim, polyester, and attached to halter tops in disco jumpsuits. These aren\'t bell bottoms, they\'re more like bootcut flares, but like... I am going to the office, I\'m not going to the disco... quite yet. This entire look was also worn by guys too. Flared pants, loafers and wide lapel shirts were popular amongst everyone. And so was this wavy hairstyle with side swept bangs. - Today, I\'m going to make you look like my mom in high school. She had these long, flippy bangs, and basically everything was curled out away from the face. So I\'m going to get your hair to have as much fluffiness as I can, and then we\'re using another toupee. - SAFIYA: Couldn\'t go another video without another toupee. - KAYLEY: No, we need the toupees. They\'re important. - SAFIYA: For my makeup, I went with gold and bronze eyeshadow, mascara, a bit of blush, and a neutral lip color. I\'m not too sure about the eyebrows - I think I might have too much eyebrow for the 70s, but the glasses mostly conceal those, so that\'s good. This outfit really does make me feel like I\'m some type of investigative reporter. See, this is why you wore earth tones as a detective. You just... you blend right in with the fall foliage. - TYLER: Oh, you\'re trying to blend in?\n[LAUGHING] That was your detective move? Who are you investigating right now? - You. - TYLER: Me? - Yes, that\'s what I said. You, dammit. I think maybe it\'s the glasses, or the old camera that I found. - TYLER: Can I help you? [LAUGHING] You\'re under arrest.\n- You\'re under arrest! But regardless, it was fun. And I would definitely wear this ascot again. Now that I\'ve double knotted it, it\'s never coming off. - TYLER: Snip it off. - SAFIYA: Leave my ascot alone! For my second outfit, I threw on a leather jacket and stuck some safety pins in my ears for this punk street fashion look. I think I\'m like trying to figure out like, how angry I should be. - TYLER: You have to be mad there\'s any form of government at all! - SAFIYA: In 1977, the punk movement was growing concurrently in New York and in London, led by major music acts such as The Ramones, Blondie, The Sex Pistols, and The Clash. If you\'re an American punk, you do this. But if you\'re a British punk, you do this. - TYLER: Rude! - I don\'t know if you can do it with both hands. Actually, I don\'t know which hand it is. - TYLER: Isn\'t it your like, bow hand? - I think it\'s this one. - TYLER: When was the last time you shot an arrow? - Never.\n[ BOTH LAUGH ] Though punks on different sides of the pond had slightly different styles, the underlining ideology was mostly the same: Mainstream music sucked, mainstream politics sucked, hippies sucked, and maybe we should give... Anarchy a chance. - TYLER: At this stage, you\'re basically angry at the Greeks. - Yeah, exactly. It\'s like, "How dare you create democracy?!" [ TYLER LAUGHS ] - Who created currency? They\'re next. - TYLER: How do we exchange goods? - We exchange pins.\n- TYLER: Oh, okay. - I guess that\'s currency, damn it, it\'s hard to function without it. - TYLER: [LAUGHING] That\'s the definition of currency. - SAFIYA: For this outfit, I chose these chunky soled combat boots, fishnet stockings, a distressed plaid skirt, this Sex Pistols T-shirt, this black leather moto jacket, a dog collar necklace, and as I mentioned before, a few strategic safety pins and band pins. Maybe it was like, how many shows you had went to, or just like, how many bands you wanted to "rep." It\'s almost like a boy scout badge.', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content='- TYLER: Yeah! - "Punk scouts." And for my makeup, I was inspired by Siouxsie Sioux ("Susie Sue") and the Banshees, who was a major style icon of the London punk scene. Punk fashion and music leaned heavily on nostalgia for 1950s Rock \'n\' Roll, bringing back elements like the Greasers\' leather motorcycle jackets, and straight-leg denim jeans. But this time, they were distressed and repurposed. Almost as if the punks had dragged them out of their proverbial grave. [ BADLY GROWL-SINGING ]\n♪ I am an Anarchist! ♪ [TYLER LAUGHS] I feel like I really look the part, but I\'m not doing so good at acting the part. [TYLER LAUGHS]', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content='- Yeah! That\'s hardcore! In general, the aesthetic of punk was all about shock value. Facial piercings of many varieties, bold makeup, vertical hair, ripped pants, plaid pants, no pants, and an abundance of metal chains. Though some commonalities emerged, the general style theme was "DIY, or go naked." I need to take one of these off and make it an earring. - TYLER: How much do you feel your hair in the wind? - I can feel it... it feels like a giant cotton ball. - TYLER: [LAUGING] It looks like a giant cotton ball. - SAFIYA: This hairstyle in particular is inspired by images of women attending punk music shows, as well as everyday street looks. - Yes, my goal is to make you several inches taller today. I\'m doing a wig first so that I can get the hair slightly shorter to give me a better chance of fully defying gravity. TYLER: How much gel did you put in this thing already, Kaylee? - All the gel I had. KAYLEE & SAFIYA: All the gel! and though many punks had shorter hair it seems like longer hair could also be styled straight up or in some kind of orb around your head. Like the 80\'s hair is kind of like \'restoration England\' and this one is kind of like \'pre-revolution France.\' It\'s like a very counter-culture twist on rococo. TYLER: Yeah. - I agree. Oh, good I like that attitude. Just slam it shut! Thought it was new in the 70\'s, the punk aesthetic is a pretty timeless counter-culture look. Something that is kind of interesting to me is how similar this look is to my 2007 like emo/scene look. Like I just feel like I\'m the mom. I\'m just like dropping out emo babies left and right. Most people avoided me in this outfit. Sugar, spice, everything nice. But besides that, I did very much enjoy kicking stuff with my fixled combat boots Consider yourself lucky, that could\'ve been your shin. TYLER: Yeah, don\'t kick me. And headbanging in Hot Topic. I was so nervous to headbang because I thought that it would get rid of all the height But maybe in fact that\'s what it needs. Tyler: Oh yeah It needs to just be like, whipped around kinda. Tyler: That\'s what you do by yourself. Yeah, exactly. You just put all the gel in it and you just almost put it in a blender. You\'re like...(whips hair around) A place that no doubt many old school punks would not frequent, but they arguably helped build. For my final outfit, I jumpsuited up for a night on the town disco look. It is a little before dusk, so it is a little early for disco fever, but the sun shall soon be setting. The 1970s going out look traded in the miniskirts of the 60s for full length dresses, flared pants and jeans, and other easy to groove in garb. I feel like this outfit is very much made for dancing, but not necessarily for going to the bathroom. And not really for much else. For this outfit, I\'m wearing a black jumpsuit with a halter-top, flared leg and tear drop shape cut outs, a gold brooch, golden dancing sandals, a gold purse and these golden black accessories inspired by disco icons like Donna Summer, Diana Ross and a little bit of the Bee Gees. I don\'t know what I\'m doing, I lost the beat! For my makeup I chose this bright blue eyeshadow, blush, and lipgloss. Think I\'ve already eaten my lipgloss off... But the eyshadow\'s still there, I haven\'t eaten that yet! Tyler: No! For my hair, we went for the full Farrah flip. My hair is fauceting away. Just like a fountain that is being released from a faucet. I\'m just trying to work Farrah Fawcett in there somewhere, it\'s really not... TYLER: It\'s...no it\'s coming across. - Ok, there you go! Farrah Fawcett, a Charlie\'s Angel and style icon, had a very specific wide layered look. But in general for disco hair, the bigger and curlier, the better. For this look, Kayley found a full diagram on how to get the exact Farrah flip, from the curls, to the wings, to the feathery, feathery bangs. I\'m not exactly sure what types of moves I should be doing, I feel like the only one I really know', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content='I\'m not exactly sure what types of moves I should be doing, I feel like the only one I really know is this one: TYLER: Yeah, its classic. - This feels right. This one feels like, I\'m groovin. To the windows! To the wall, to the wall To the sweat dripping down my... Although discos were known for their \'anything goes\' mentality, dance by yourself, dance naked, ride a white horse, tonight I decided to go out with a disco partner. For Tyler\'s outfit, we went full John Travolta. TYLER: "Hey, will you watch the hair?" SAFIYA: From the hair, to the red blouse, to the flared pants all the way down to the super tall platform dancing shoes and all the way back up to the exposed chest hair. - Tyler, what are you eating? - I have no idea. [laughs] It\'s good. It\'s like a giant Twinkie. We couldn\'t find a real disco club nearby, but there was a roller disco that was open on a Monday night. So, we went to go try out some of our moves. It\'s time to boogie! TYLER: [Laughs] The disco scene was going strong in 1977 with the opening of Studio 54 in New York, and the massive success of the movie \'Saturday Night Fever\'. But a few short years earlier, it was more of an underground movement. Disco finds its roots in the gay club scene of New York in the late 1960s. Originally, as a place where many people from different marginalized communities would get together and dance it out. But by the end of the decade, disco became mainstream. In growing to be a $4 billion industry with over 10,000 discotecs open across America by 1978. The roller disco in particular, was an emblem of the late 70s. It seems like rollerskating in general became popular and so, we all had the idea that bringing the two together would be a match made in heaven. Regardless, it was the closest we could find to a true disco club as well as a great place to showcase me almost falling on my ass multiple times. And, there was a disco ball. So, I think it counts. - I didn\'t do that great but--', metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'}), Document(page_content="- You didn't fall. - Exactly, I didn't fall. TYLER: We got some good dancin' in there.\nSAFIYA: Yeah, exactly. I would definitely do this again, I would come back for sure. TYLER: Yeah. SAFIYA: So those were my 1977 outfits. An additional bonus outfit that I have been wearing the entire time is this jumpsuit that my mom bought and believes she wore in 1977. She and my grandma also sent a couple of other outfits that they believe are late 70s and maybe early 80s. Overall, I really enjoyed styling outfits around the 1977 aesthetic. Of all the things in these looks, there definitely is some stuff that's in style today. To be honest, the punk outfit is something that people would and do wear pretty much from head-to-toe today. And I also think that a lot of retailers are referencing the 70s in their fall and winter clothing lines. For me, I'd like to bring back the ascot. I was walking with so much purpose, my ascot just blew open. And also the roller skates. I wasn't very good at it, but I feel like I could get better. And again, I could always use more chest hair from Tyler. I do like the John Travolta hair, but I mostly like the Tyler hair. And by that, I mean chest hair. This is his chest. Thank you guys so much for watching. Once again, a huge thank you to Kaylee Melissa for helping me out with my 70s do's. I've linked her channel below, so make sure to go check it out. She's very talented and she even transformed into Jon Snow one time. If you liked that video, be sure to Sha-mash that LIKE button, and if you want to see more videos like this, make sure to Sha-mash that SUBSCRIBE button. And if you've already sha-mashed that SUBSCRIBE button, make sure to also sha-mash that little bell icon in the middle to turn on post notifications, so you get a notification every time that I post. Here are my social media handles and make sure to check out my Nextbeat, I do a lot of daily vlogging and Q&A's on there. A big shout out to 'Jam' for watching. Thanks for watching, Jam. And I will see you guys a-next time. [metal shuffling noises]", metadata={'source': '8mCcM-PUmLM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tb3xPmr3yg | [Document(page_content="and now to what could be new signs of hope in the hunt for a submarine that disappeared off the coast of argentina on wednesday with 44 people aboard emergency signals have reportedly been now detected now this as the u.s navy sends in its most sophisticated rescue systems and abc's stephanie ramos is on the story in our washington bureau stephanie good morning to you dan and paula good morning it has been four days since the naval submarine ara san juan first went missing and while there's been no visible sign of the crew it looks as though they may be trying to reach out for help this morning there are new signs of hope as authorities desperately search for 44 crew members on board a missing argentinian submarine seen here before it vanished emergency signals believed to have come from the submarine have been detected argentine officials say seven failed satellite calls were picked up this as one of the u.s navy's most sophisticated underwater rescue systems travels to argentina to help look for the sub the problem here is although the navy is sending its best rescue gear if you don't know where the submarine is you can't affect that rescue one rescue system can save up to six people at a time and reach a sunken submarine at depths of 850 feet but no one appears to know where exactly the naval submarine ara san juan is it's been missing since wednesday the argentine navy says it lost contact with a decades-old sub while it was on a routine trip from a base in usually on the southern tip of the continent to its home base of mar del plata one theory is that a fire may have knocked out power on the submarine cutting off their communication system and this isn't the first submarine to go missing in august of 2000 the russian nuclear submarine kursk sank after an accident during a military exercise killing all 188 sailors it happened to one of ours in 1968 the uss scorpion sank beneath the atlantic ocean with 99 crewmen and two nuclear torpedoes why it went down is still unknown with the u.s navy's two undersea rescue systems on the way to argentina to look for the submarine everyone involved is hoping for a different and positive outcome dan stephanie thank you very much", metadata={'source': '9Tb3xPmr3yg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9Gt38LOKQ | [Document(page_content="The OnePlus 5T is here, and while it's name\nmight induce cold sweat flashbacks to your algebra days, it's actually a pretty\npowerful and inexpensive phone with a few new physical changes from the OnePlus 5 earlier\nthis year – including smaller screen bezels and moving the home button to the back of\nthe phone. It warrants a new durability test. So let's get started. [Intro] OnePlus had the guts to send a sealed retail\nversion of the phone to me. I've never had a OnePlus phone fail my tests\nyet, but there's a first time for everything. The scratch test is first, and sneaky enough,\nthis phone comes with a preinstalled high quality plastic screen protector, but for\nthe sake of the scratch test, I'll pull that off. It is nice of OnePlus to include it though. This Mohs scratch test tells us what the screen\nis made out of. Plastic screen phones would scratch at a level\n3. Tempered glass starts scratching at a 5 or\n6. And sapphire and ceramic start scratching\nat a level 8. The OnePlus 5T is using 2.5D Gorilla Glass\n5 and naturally scratches at a level 6 with a deeper groove at a level 7. That sentence did have a lot of numbers going\non, but the funny part is, you still understood it. There is no home button at the bottom of the\nscreen anymore, it's been relocated to make room for the much larger screen, which I'm\na fan of. At the top of the phone we have a 16 megapixel\nfront facing camera that records in 1080p. It's under the same glass as the screen. We also have a metal grill covering the earpiece. It sits pretty flush with the glass so there\nwon't be much dirt or metal shavings getting caught inside the slot. The back of the phone is where the fingerprint\nscanner is located – right in the center, away from the camera. Initially I thought it was going to be made\nout of plastic, but it turns out OnePlus has kept the basically invincible ceramic material\nfrom previous phones and used it on this 5T. This scanner is unscratchable. Thumbs up for that. Physical damage will not be a problem for\nthis thing. Keys, on the other hand....just kidding, those\ndon't leave a mark either. Anodized aluminum like this is coated with\nsuper hard aluminum oxide which is acting as an abrasive to the softer metal on my keys. The anodizing is pretty thin though, so drops\nand razors might tell a different story against the OnePlus 5T. Personally, I was real good at math up until\nthey started mixing the alphabet all over there. But don't even get me started on the number\n8. It is one of the hardest numbers to divide\nin half. If you divide 8 horizontally, you get 0. And if you divide 8 vertically, you get 3. But according to my report card in school,\nneither of these were the right answer. Razor blade marks don't rub off though, so\ntry to avoid doing your homework on the phone. The dual LED single tone flash is plastic,\nbut that's fine. The important part is the lens of the camera,\nand that does remain scratch resistant. My razor blade leaves no mark on the 16 or\n20 megapixel cameras. These are not super wide angle or telephoto\nunfortunately, just doing that portrait mode thing. I personally would prefer having one different\nlens included instead of having 2 of the same. But at least this whole phone is cheaper than\none back glass replacement on the iPhone 10. That really shows which company puts their\ncustomers first. The volume button is made from metal. And this guy up here, which I feel every phone\nshould have, is a mute switch – also made from metal. The dual SIM card tray does not have an SD\ncard slot. But it's also made from metal. The top of the phone doesn't have much to\nlook at, but there's still plenty of metal up here. And the bottom of the phone is where the party\nstarts. We have a USB-C/charge enabled charging port,\nalong with our good buddy jack. Recently rejected with both the Google Pixel\nand iPhones, it's good to see he's still around. The glass layer of the screen does have a", metadata={'source': 'qv9Gt38LOKQ'}), Document(page_content="and iPhones, it's good to see he's still around. The glass layer of the screen does have a\nplastic cushion between the metal frame of the phone and the glass. This helps keep the pressure off the glass\nif the phone is ever dropped or bent. And finally it's time to burn test this 6\ninch AMOLED display. This 18 x 9 aspect ratio is pretty similar\nto what we're seeing on the Galaxy S8 at the moment. I got about 20 seconds out of the display\nbefore it turned white and never recovered. And now for the bend test. OnePlus has never failed my test before, and\nit's time to see if these new design upgrades messed with the build quality. There is a slight flex to the phone, but then\nit locks out, not allowing the phone to flex any further. There is no crinkling near the power button\nor separation of the display from the body, even though separation wouldn't technically\nbe a bad thing for this phone since OnePlus isn't bragging about any water resistance. But the OnePlus 5T does pass the bend test\nfrom both sides. Other than the lack of water resistance and\nthe lack of wireless charging, this is an incredibly full featured and useful phone\nwith a price point low enough to benefit the customer. I'd be proud to have this phone in my pocket. The only thing left to find out now is if\nthe red battery is back inside the phone yet. We'll find out during the tear down. Hit that subscribe button if you haven't already,\nand come hang out with me on Twitter. I'll have that tear down posted soon. Thanks a ton for watching and I'll see you\naround.", metadata={'source': 'qv9Gt38LOKQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7COF8AhH9Z8 | [Document(page_content='R K DEN AARRE , -E ENTH IN AES GHA', metadata={'source': '7COF8AhH9Z8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4a5ZzHclCs | [Document(page_content="hey guys i'm nick and on this episode of the scram line i'm going to show you guys how to make my cherry cherry boom boom cupcakes into a cake but i just realized that you guys can probably see my tongue is red i might have tasted a little bit of frosting i promise you your tongue is not going to be super red for days and days and days don't worry about it now this cake is obviously a cherry flavored cake it has cherries throughout it let's get stuck into the cake okay guys so i've got some glace cherries here now you can grab these from your local deli or supermarket and i'm just gonna roughly chop them up now we're going to move on to making the batter so add some flour into a large mixing bowl some sugar baking powder and salt and mix that until everything is well combined now because this is going to be a fairly large cake i'm actually making the batter in two batches so the written recipe will instruct you to double the recipe next you're gonna add some butter and mix that until it reaches a crumbly sand-like texture then you're going to add some milk eggs some cherry brandy which is optional some oil greek yogurt and some red food gel and we're going to mix that until everything is really well combined now you want to make sure you scrape down the bowl because you can see that the bottom of the bowl didn't quite mix in properly so we always want to make sure we scrape the bowl and then you want to mix for a final 20 seconds before you add those chopped glasses cherries and fold them in now to an eight inch cake tin i'm going to spray some oil line it with some baking paper at the bottom and we're going to pour the batter evenly into three baking tins we're gonna bake these on 160 degrees celsius for about 30 to 40 minutes now i would recommend baking these the day before you decorate now we're going to trim the top of our cake and then we're going to cut that in half so this is completely optional but i'm going to brush some cherry brandy on top of each layer and no it will not make the cake soggy it will make it nice and rich and moist i'm going to add a little dab of buttercream frosting to a cake board we're going to spread that a little bit and add our first layer of cake pipe some buttercream frosting on top now i'm using american buttercream frosting we're going to spread that evenly using a small offset spatula and then we're going to add each layer repeating the process until we get to the top i'm going to pipe some extra buttercream frosting around the cake now guys this is called the crumb coat and what it helps does is trap the crumbs in the first layer of frosting so that they don't show in the final layer of frosting now it doesn't have to look perfect but i'm a perfectionist so i'm making it look nice and neat once you finish getting all that frosting on there we're going to chill it for about two hours now i forgot to mention earlier with that white frosting i actually flavored it with some cherry brandy now for the red frosting we're going to do the same and add some red food gel i'm going to pipe that red frosting around the cake and i'm using a cake scraper to scrape the frosting away nice and neatly we're gonna go around the sides and then the top around the sides again and then we're going to neatly scrape the top to finish it off now you want to chill that again for another two hours i'm using some little red round sprinkles to create kind of like an ombre effect of sprinkles on the outside of the cake i fitted the end of a piping bag with a wilton 1m tip and we're gonna frost some swirls on top of our cake and guys finish these off with some maraschino cherries on top and that is pretty much it okay guys so that was my cherry cherry boom boom cake i hope you enjoyed watching this video if you did make sure you hit the like button and make sure you hit the subscribe button as well uh a lot of you have been asking for christmas stuff christmas stuff is", metadata={'source': 'r4a5ZzHclCs'}), Document(page_content="subscribe button as well uh a lot of you have been asking for christmas stuff christmas stuff is coming don't worry everyone's freaking out like i'm not going to make christmas stuff i'm definitely doing christmas stuff on this grand line uh thanks so much for watching guys and thank you for all of the lovely comments i'll see you guys on the next episode of the scram line", metadata={'source': 'r4a5ZzHclCs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrK2j4cPxSc | [Document(page_content="I can tell you I can tell you one thing for sure we don't need a liberal person in there a Democrat Jones I've looked at his record it's terrible in crime it's terrible in the border it's terrible in the military I can tell you for a fact we do not need somebody that's going to be bad on drying bad on borders bad with a military bad for the secular members while he denies it look he denies it I mean if you look at what what is really going on and you look at all the things that have happened over the last 48 hours he totally denies it he says it didn't happen and you know you have to listen to him also you're talking about he said 40 years ago this did not happen so you know I'll be letting you know next week but I can tell you you don't need somebody who's soft on crime like Jones", metadata={'source': 'FrK2j4cPxSc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRRczTwopgA | [Document(page_content="hey everybody we've got something fun planned today look who's here it's Chad hey guys Chad and I are gonna bake something really special that I like to make for Thanksgiving we are gonna make pumpkin chocolate chip cookies Chad where do you think we're gonna get this recipe from oh I would say knowing you maybe it's been handed down from millions of your Oh from this book sorry it's my cookbook oh I know that seems really pretentious but this literally is the recipe that we're gonna make chocolate chip pumpkin cookies from one of the most important things to do when you're cooking is to wear an apron does he get really messy I'm wearing an apron ooh it's a volleyball apron I like like an apron oh never I'm usually shirtless I'm sorry I've never been on television the first thing we're supposed to do is to preheat the oven I just did that awesome good I shouldn't be near the actual oven this is my safe place good to know in a large bowl it's the margarine and sugars until creamy now this is there's the margarine or that in there no I am alone here I've never used an electric electric mixer okay well I'm pretty sure you'll be able to handle it so we put them right in here great okay alright so when you put this in there the sugar might like with you I keep it in there okay okay that's really fat out okay yeah that's it okay I want to break that up and I hold the cord it's really funny man oh really is this right yes the next thing we're gonna do is we're gonna add the pumpkin it says add the pumpkin mix and mix well go ahead and mix that up now there's no wrong way to do this except if it comes out of the bowl judges then it's wrong next we're gonna add the egg replacer and it doesn't look like an egg doesn't quack like an egg it just kind of looks like that and that is the equivalent okay very pretty and then we're gonna add the vanilla one pretty good luck no that will make it taste bad now we're gonna prepare our dry ingredients [Music] all right let's get up yeah all right so you might say look it's all combined but it's actually there's their little pockets of the spices hiding so you really want to kind of get Lily play around yeah technique yep Oh some ginger hiding hidden gingers Caitlyn the next thing we're gonna do is we're gonna stir the dry ingredients and the wet ingredients together the thing is if you um mash this up they can get very tough let me kind of want to be like a little bit of fishin evidence yeah totally that's what I meant to do but I'm trying to cognizant of my body never done a cooking show the next thing we're gonna do is we're gonna fold in the chocolate chips at the last step of this recipe before we make them do you know what folding is yeah but apparently I don't do it very well at home we're gonna fold in one cup of non-dairy chocolate chips I hear you're the foreman cool I sure do people fold with different things you can use basically a large spatula or I got this really cool handmade oh stop eating the chocolate chips - I got this in Kiev from a wig maker it's not perfect but neither is life all right so fold down yeah oh good oh okay make bigger motions the buttons oh right right oh yeah feel free to take over okay well you also want to you're doing great this batter is pretty much ready to go okay it is time for us to prepare to bake our cookies one of the things that's important if you're making like this which kind of have a cakey light fluffy consistency is that there the dough is steep okay so it's gonna stick on your hands so what we do is we use water on our hands to repel the batter from sticking to them and then we place them on the sheet so you get your hands a little wet like you don't want to go put the pants crazy yeah and you take you know this much dough and you can roll them okay and then you just put them out Oh easy okay so no water it feels mushy mushy gonna roll it yeah yeah great men over there perfect [Music] it's open", metadata={'source': 'YRRczTwopgA'}), Document(page_content="water it feels mushy mushy gonna roll it yeah yeah great men over there perfect [Music] it's open [Music] all right so these are looking good they're starting to crack on the top I'm gonna lift it and you see that it gives a little bit so they're looking good one just start to brown on the bottom I would give these okay great for it chanty no the best part of making is hmm eating the cookies yes cheers Cheers Happy Thanksgiving Wow thanks for joining us as we baked pumpkin pie chocolate chip cookies pumpkin chocolate chip chocolate chip comes out of the pie there's chocolate chips and there's pumpkin we hope you enjoy them make them for Thanksgiving make them any time of year they also freeze really well and then you defrost them and put them in the toaster and they're delicious all over again say Happy Happy Thanksgiving everyone happy that it seems like you're gonna say something else Happy Thanksgiving if you want to make this recipe for Thanksgiving or any other time of the year you are welcome to get the recipe out of my am speaking table which is the cookbook that I wrote with the recipes that I most often make for vegans and non-vegans and yes I vandalize the cover you don't have to do that", metadata={'source': 'YRRczTwopgA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44YLdW9AL4 | [Document(page_content='Simon: Ladies and gentlemen I am pissed off. Simon: That pizza video that we did- we were really expecting to have something gross- for once, in Japan. Simon: But we were sorely mistaken because that pizza was delicious. Today, though- Simon: We are going to have something that we know is going to be absolutely vile and that is Japan\'s obsession with flavored water Simon: So what\'s gonna happen is Dan is going to pour flavored water into our glasses, Simon: We\'re going to taste it, write down what we think it is on here-whoever gets it right, gets a point Simon: Whoever has the least amount of points faces a terrible Frankenstein punishment at the end Martina: As we drink the flavored water we will be pouring the remains into this bottle and it will slowly create a concoction of disgusting flavors or maybe really good (flavors)! Martina: It will like- It\'ll neutralize and taste like water Simon: Who knows? Simon: Exactly, it\'ll just taste like water Martina: So someone will have to chug a bottle of Frankenstein water Martina: I hope it\'s not me. The power of Big Bang is with me! Simon: I am so excited to try (Martina: I call upon you, Spudgy!) something gross for once! (Be there for me, boy!) Martina: *imitating Spudgy* I love my mom! Simon: Are you ready? Simon: Dan, let\'s start round one! *Martina imitating Spudgy*: Hello, my name is Spudgy! *Martina imitating Meemers*: And I\'m the Meemers! *Martina imitating Spudgy*: And we will be your hosts for today\'s bizzare show, (both Spudgy&Meemers)"Water You Drinking?!" Martina: Hm, looks like water. No- don\'t smell it! Simon: Okay Martina: Now we just need to reach for it right now- Simon: Just reach for it and don\'t smell, okay. Martina: Reach for it, and take it down. Ready? Simon: Round one. Martina: Aaand, go. Martina: Come on Martina: Oh- okay. Simon: Oh, oh oh. Martina: Alright. Dan: three.. Dan: Two... Dan: One! Martina: Simon? Simon: Yeah. Dan: And, reveal! Dan: The answer was: Dan: Strawberry! Simon: Yeah, what did you get? Martina: What? Simon: YEAH! Ha ha ha ha ha! Martina: Shh, there are CHILDREN Simon: There are children here. Martina: I also had about five pounds of medicine today, so... Martina: I don\'t know if I\'m in the right place. I\'m in a lot of pain today. Simon: That tasted like a dissolved... starburst. Martina: Why would you want to drink this? No. I-I can\'t even say that cuz I know someone out there like- *Martina imitating someone*: I love flavored water. Martina: I\'m like- *retching noises* Martina: I wish I had some water to wash out the water Simon: Pour in the Frankenstein water. Simon: So- what you\'re saying is that the loser has to drink your backwash? Simon: ugggghhhh Martina: Ichigo- really? Simon: Ichi-go away. This is terrible. Martina: I want puns for every one, Simon. Martina: That\'s enough, that\'s enough! Sir, that is enough. Simon: Okay Simon: One point for Simon, I like the way this is going. Simon: You ready? Simon: Alright. Martina: Here we go. Simon: Round two Martina: Oh, boy. Here we go Simon: Okay, Martina: You want some water? Simon: You want some water? Martina: It doesn\'t taste good, Simon: For special times. Martina: Okay, you ready? Simon: Here we go. Martina: I feel so sad, Simon: Ohhh M: I feel so sad. S: Oh, go- S: OHHHHHH M: OH, Simon: Oh, that second bit of aftertaste S: What is that- ah, do you know what it is? M: No, and I drank all mine, so now I\'m out of evidence. Martina: What? M: Okay, \nS: Okay,', metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'}), Document(page_content='S: Okay, \nM: I don\'t think this is right. Simon: I don\'t think this is right either. Simon: Okay ready, three, two... one *Dan chuckles* Simon: Ho- Who- What\'d you write? Dan: You\'re both wrong! Martina: What is it? Dan: It\'s Calpis Martina: Ahhhhhh Martina: Sodesu ne (Trans: That\'s right!) *Simon \'ohhhhhs\' in the background* Martina: Calpis! Martina: Why would you need Calpis FLAVORED water? Simon: Why would you do that? Martina: But who was the closest, Dan? Calpis definitely is a creamy, orange flavor, right? \n*Simon cuts in* S: No, no, no. None of us got it right. Calpis- Martina: Doesn\'t-\nDan: Neither of you wrote Calpis, so Simon: Calpis is it\'s own distinct flavor *Martina cuts in* Martina: But look, I got a \'C\'. Which- \nSimon: Look, Martina: Look \'cream orange WTF\'. I think I am the closest, leave your votes in the comments section below. Martina: Why does it go in there? Simon: Oh.\nMartina: Oh, you put your spitty backwash in-\nSimon: I put my backwash in *both laugh* Martina: You literally said to me, "Don\'t put your spitty backwash in" Martina: And then you\'re all like "I\'ll just put my spitty backwash in" \nSimon: Mix that in there. *Martina laughs* Simon: This thing got some strawberry, Calpis-\nMartina: I really hope you lose, *Simon laughs now* Martina: after making me Spudgy: Gosh, things sure are heating up! \nMeemers: Mmhhm Spudgy: Why don\'t we take a rare behind the scene look at the contestants? Meemers: Great idea! Simon: Hang in there, monkey butt.\nMartina: I thought this would be a lot easier, if I\'m being honest with you *Simon laughs* Simon: I thought that I would know- Martina: I thought that I would know Simon: I thought I would know what this is about? Martina: Oh, this is bad sign. Bad sign! Simon: Bad sign! \nMartina: Bad sign! \nSimon: Bad, bad sign Dan: Alright- *Martina speaks in an undefinable language* Simon: Lemme just say, Fidel Castro does not approve of this *bell dings* Simon: Here we go. \nMartina: Ready? \nSimon: Ready? Both: 3, 2, 1 *gags* Simon: Ah, that\'s the worst one of all\nMartina: This tastes like it\'s made out of plastic Simon: What is this?\nMartina: This tastes like someone melted down children\'s toys Martina: You know those scratch and sniff toys? And then they melted it down with the plastic and then they poured it in. Simon: What is this? Who likes this? Simon: This is terrible!\nMartina: What is this? This is awful Simon: I\'m just breathing it in-\nMartina: This is like erasers this tastes like er- *sniffs* Martina: I can\'t even guess from the smell, it smells so bad. *groans and sad laughter* *gurgling* *record scratch* Simon: Oh, wait I think I might have unlocked the flavor by gargling it.\nMartina: Me too. *laughs* Dan: Ready, 3,- \nSimon: Yeah.\nDan: 2, 1 Martina: Honey lemon water.\nSimon: Poison berry! *Dan chuckles* Dan: Nooooope *buzzer sound* Martina: None of us?! *Simon mixes words with nervous chuckling, creating a sentence that I cannot define* Dan: Nooooope. \nSimon: What is it? Dan: It\'s nashi, it\'s y- pear M: That\'s not nashi!\nS: It\'s pear?\nM: Has anyone had a pear before?\nS: Have you ever tasted a pear? M: That\'s not pear! Martina: That tasted like- \nSimon: aPEARently you haven\'t! (Martina\'s reaction is me) XD *crickets chirp* *lone pan flute plays* Simon: Oh my gosh.\nMartina: For the record, the nashi one, the pear, is the worst one.\nSimon: The pear is the worst one Martina: It is the worst one. \nSimon: You know what?\nMartina: It is awful- Dan, you don\'t like it do you? Dan: Wait, wait, wait, it\'s alright! *horrified gasps* Martina: The pear one?!\nDan: I like it. Martina: Have you even tried it?! \nSimon: You\'re- Dan: I\'d buy it, with money. And- Simon: You\'d actually pay your own money,', metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'}), Document(page_content="Simon: You're- Dan: I'd buy it, with money. And- Simon: You'd actually pay your own money,\nDan: I'd pay money for this. Simon: That's just absolutely, horribible (yes he did say that XD) Martina: I feel like I just found out about Dan, like something when you find, like a friend kicks puppies. Martina: And then you're like, I can't be friends with you 'cus you kick puppies. \nSimon: That's just- \nMartina: Dan's like, 'I'd buy this nasty water and I like it' Simon: I'll tell you what I am so happy that this is gross. Our pizza video was just so disappointing, Simon: This is the right level of gross, Japan you have not let me down. This water is vile! *in accent* Martina: Oh gosh.\nSimon: Oh gosh, doncha know? Martina: I'm just so sad, doncha know?\nSimon: Oh go-. I just, I just so sad this (T.T) *sarcasm kicks in* Martina: Oh, we're doing really well. Simon: We're doing real well *at same time* Simon: I got 1! \nMartina: We're doing great! *Dan laughs in the background* Simon: Hey I got 1 point Martina: This is a bad luck location. We have scouted for a new table. We're moving, I've had it! Martina: Don't bring your water Dan Simon: So for this week's food adventure program, we're gonna start having some food Martina: Right, Dan? \nSimon: What? \nMartina: You got us good food?? Simon: No? \n*in background* Dan: Uhhhhhhh...\nMartina: Still water? Simon: Still drinking poison filth? Dan: Alright *bell dings* Simon: Alright. We're ready? Dan: Yup. Simon: Oh hell. Martina: This is a- you poured a lot in here, sir.\nSimon: Yeah, hold it, you gotta chill with these portion sizes, alright? Martina: Everyone around us is like, 'Are they drinking vodka, like or not?' Simon: It's not just water. Okay? Martina: Alright. Simon: Here we go. Cheers... (Don't you guys just feel the enthusiasm? XD) *baby crying* Martina: Feel sad. Martina: Feel sad. :( Dan: 3...2...1 Simon: What do you have? Martina: Vitamin C orange. Simon: Vitamin C? I have orange *Martina joins* sewage bilge cream. Dan: It's actually Mikan flavor. Simon: Mikan! *some undefineable words '-.-*\nMartina: Mikan is an orange! Dan: Yeah, yeah. But orange and Mikan are slightly different. Martina: But I wrote orange and Simon wrote sewage bilge cream.\nDan: And you both wrote orange... Simon: So we both get- we're both the same Dan: I'll give you both a point. Martina: You wwwwwanker!\nSimon: YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! Simon: Did you read the ingredients on the back to see if they have any like, *Martina joins* sewage bilge? Simon: In there? 'Cus I'm pretty sure it does. Martina: It smell a bit like sewage to me.\nSimon: It tastes like a Ninja Turtle's urinal.\nMartina: It does, actually. Simon: Pure crappity, crap, crap, crap\nMartina: crap, crap (What is going on here? XD) Martina: There's children around!\nSimon: Sorry. Stop saying bad words. Martina: No. Bad words are not allowed. Martina: You don't have to pour any near here. Martina: See?! Does it?! Martina: Soo, wait. Dan: L- l- look.\nMartina: No, hang on.\nSimon: No, that's not the flavor of it. Martina: But, what I'm saying is, when I tasted this, it tasted like those Vitamin C drinks they give people where you shake it up and it tastes like fake Vitamin C. Simon: Look everything we had, had Vitamin C in it\nMartina: Which technically- Simon: There is no retroactive giving of points-\nMartina: Of course there is! It's like when you get a ti- Martina: Just right now, the TFC, something happened. They had something taken from them and now they're referring to the referee condition(?) to look at the video tape and find out-\nSimon: But look, that's soccer. Simon: That's not a real sport. *Simon laughs nervously*\nMartina: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH Simon: You can't even compare it. Martina: I would like to request minus 1 point from Simon for the comments *more nervous laughter* Martina: Maybe stricken from the records.\nSimon: It's not even a real sports. Simon: Sooooo.\nMartina: I simply asked.", metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'}), Document(page_content="Simon: It's not even a real sports. Simon: Sooooo.\nMartina: I simply asked.\nSimon: I have 2 points, you have 1. Martina: Yes. *whiny mode on* Simon: You punched me really hard, by the way.\nMartina: I- I'm a really good puncher. Simon: You got me right in my pressure point. Spudgy: Woah. Dan sure is turning out to be a pedantic wanker.\nMeemers: Mmhhm. Spudgy: Let's go behind the scenes.\nMeemers: Great idea! Martina: Is the back of this board also a white board? Martina: How's that look, Simon? Simon: Cool.\nMartina: Pretty good? Simon: It does. Martina: Uhh.. For the record, this was not a white board side. Martina: And it is there, forever.\nSimon: Aw sh*baahh*t Martina: What'd you make? Simon: Uhh.. How's this one look? *Simon laughs* Simon: This is-\nMartina: Can I see yours?\nSimon: How does this one look? *bell dings* Martina: Okay, Dan.\nSimon: 'Kay. Here we go. Dan: All right. Ready?\nSimon: Pour that gross water Dan: Alright. Go for it.\nSimon *mumbles*: Here we go. *groans of digust/despair* Simon: Okay... Simon: What's this one? Here we go. Simon: Cheers... (Quite the enthusiastic cheers you got there Simon) Martina: I got this one, instantly.\nSimon: I got this one. Simon: Awww it's so bad.\nMartina: It's not good, though. (x2) Simon: It's so bad. I wanna describe it more. Simon: It's so vile. Both: Ready? Dan: 3, 2, 1! Dan: Pretty much royal milk tea. Simon: What do you have?\nMartina: Wait, what did you write? Simon: I have *together* royal milk tea. Dan: It- it's premiu-, no, morning premium tea. Simon: Morning premium tea-\nMartina: Premium MORNING tea. It's not royal, Simon: Now here's-\nMartina: It's just premium Simon: Here's what's upsetting to me. TEA, is already, diluted flavors of stuff.\nMartina: Yup. Simon: Why do you have to dilute something that's already diluted? Simon: Look. Tea's already gross to begin with. Like, why have apple tea? Just eat an apple. Martina: I disagree. Simon is really trying to make enemies today. Martina: He said football isn't real.\n*punch* Simon: Football sucks. Martina: Canadian football sucks.\n*punch* Simon: You know what? Martina: And tea sucks.\n*punch* Simon: And you know what? Simon: Donald Trump, he's kinda weird. XD *Martina laughs* \nSimon: I said it. Alright?\nMartina: I said it. Simon: Think he's- think he's a little weird\nMartina: Unpopular opinion Simon: May be an unpopular opinion. There you go. Martina: You're adding it- I thought it was only for the losers? Simon: No! I- with- the-. The loser has to drink the whole concoction. Simon: That's a lot of water so- *slurred words that are undefinable '-.-* *Dan laughs in the background*\nSimon: Oh, it's too much water. Dan: You ready? *bell dings* Martina: We're ready.\nSimon: We're ready. *groans* *Sarcasm joins the scene* Martina: Look at that! Water!\nSimon: Look at that. More water\nMartina: More water. Simon: Okay...\nMartina: Let's do this. Simon: Here we go...\nMartina: Enjoy the water. Martina: I think you clean the floor with this. This is like floor cleaner.\nSimon: This is the worst one. Simon: Is this Mr. Clean?\nMartina: This is Mr. Clean. Simon: This is Mr. Clean.\nMartina: This is Mr. Clean. Simon: I got it!\nMartina: You ready?\nSimon: You ready? Both: 3, 2, 1! Martina: What did you write? Lemon floor cleaner? Dan: The answer was... honey lemon. Simon: Honey lemon?\nMartina: Honey lemon. Simon: So, both of us are right... Martina: Well, you said lemon floor cleaner...\nSimon: Well I obviously-\nMartina: And I said lemon tea. Martina: And this is something that you drink that you would put honey in. Martina: You would have lemon tea, and you would add honey to it. Simon: Look-\nMartina: While you said floor cleaner, Simon: Honey lemon, both of us have the same amount of lemon in here. Martina: We both get a point for this, Dan?\nSimon: Both of us get a point. Simon: Dan? Dan: You got it, both, half-right, so you both get a point.", metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'}), Document(page_content='Martina: Iiiiiiiiiii don\'t- Martina: I don\'t know why you thought there was honey in there. There was no honey in there. Simon: You tasted the floor cleaner in there, though, right? Martina: Oh, there was definitely hints of floor cleaner.\nSimon: There was definitely floor cleaner. See? Martina: The reason I said tea, is because it didn\'t have, like, a strong lemon taste it had like a diluted lemon taste. Simon: Ah. I\'m so happy that I don\'t like any of this. Simon: For those of you who might be saying, "Hey, Simon and Martina. You\'re not being honest, you\'re saying everything\'s great in your videos." Simon: Well, here you have, TRUTH BOMB for ya right here.\nMartina: T- TRUTH BOMB FOR YOUR FACE! Simon: So here\'s what we\'re doing,\nMartina: What? Simon: This is the last one right here.\nMartina: It\'s worth 2 points! Simon: You have to get this right, and I get it wrong, to tie. Simon: If I get this right, I automatically win. Simon: Alright. Last one. Here we go! *bell dings* *heavily breathing in and out* Martina: C\'mon taste buds! Just because you\'re being blanked out by all the medication in your body,-\n*Simon does this weird thing with his tongue* Martina: Doesn\'t mean you can\'t do this!\nSimon: Got it! Simon: Flicked my tongue for more flavor! *scrunches up face* Simon: A- does it even work? Who knows? Simon: I shouldn\'t have done that...\nMartina: Ah, the old fashioned tongue flicking technique! Martina: In a... area filled with children, where you just got a million germs.\nSimon: Look, it\'s- it\'s an- it\'s an ancient Chinese secret. Martina: Is it? Spudgy: And now, for a word from our sponsers. Wow Becky your house is so sparkling clean. How do you do it? Ancient Chinese secret too bad. We\'re in Japan. Please don\'t work here We have a winner for the grossest freakin water The back of my tongue just salivated extra spit because it was so upset with what just happened I literally put him I\'m out and I felt the saliva like pouring over my you Don\'t mind you like my way. Tell. I walked it out Okay, so for anybody that\'s living in Japan that has had these waters and that enjoys us Please let me know why why exactly hey Constructive with your feedback. Oh my son feels so wrong we\'re gonna have to drink that is gonna suffer alright here we go What do you have fermented yogurts commended yoghurt, what is it? Well, this is a nightmare day for Martina don\'t worry. This is gonna get your mind off the pain if I throw up I\'m throwing up on to you Dan Simon Dan\'s middle name is Simon. That\'s weird We gotta describe this smell smells like skittles dissolved in milk yeah, it smells like Halloween candy when it like melts down Flavor to me oh my god It\'s so gross. It\'s so gross. It tastes like puke like when you throw up in your mouth And then you have vomit in your mouth. That\'s what this tastes like I\'m Dan Simon has it you do it on. Oh my god. I can\'t finish it. No I can\'t finish it I\'m gonna literally throw up I will close this up, and I will take intermittent sips throughout the entire way home But I cannot finish it in one thing. I don\'t want you to Subtitles by: @hesjtate on twitter', metadata={'source': 'U44YLdW9AL4'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMRIc4ayRlM | [Document(page_content="[Music] well greetings and salutations every welcome to my movie vlog my name of course is John Campea and this special video it is our weekend box office report but this is not like a regular weekend weekend box office report what was considered absolutely inconceivable even just a week ago let alone months ago let alone last year the unthinkable has happened Justice League according to industry reports putting out their weekend estimates has open to under 100 million dollars the current number stands i believe it 96 million dollars now the actuals will come out tomorrow but don't expect that number to change very much if at all it does look like Justice League has made under 100 million dollars now let's look at the box office rundown as a whole for this weekend and then we'll get into some specifics about Justice League and we are doing this weekend box office one live so I'm gonna take your guys opinions and thoughts and see what you guys are thinking about all this live via Twitter in just a few minutes but for now let me go to the box office actual rundown the box office numbers come in like this Justice League easily takes the number one spot at 96 million dollars the new movie wonder comes in second place with 27 million dollars thor ragnarok comes in third place with 21 point seven million dollars bringing its worldwide total up to almost seven hundred and forty million dollars daddy's home to comes in fourth place making 14 point 8 million and Murder on the Orient Express rounds out the weekend with thirteen point eight again Justice League dominating the box office with the number one spot at 96 million dollars but there is no way to positively spin this there's no positive way to look at this no matter how much you or I I have seen this film four times I have a lot of fun with it but there is no way around this Justice League is an unmitigated and unprecedented disaster for Warner Brothers and DC not just because the film reportedly with the reshoots cost nearly three hundred million dollars to make not counting marketing and who knows how much they spend on marketing some numbers are guessing anywhere as high as 150 to 200 million dollars so that could get even bigger not just because it's made under that Plateau number of a hundred million dollars which is inconceivable but it's also a tragic moral defeat for Warner Brothers and DC as well let's take a look at this not only as Justice League tragically underperform for what it should do justice league is now the lowest opening weekend for any DC EU film let me repeat that what justice league is the lowest opening weekend box office number for any DC cinematic world you nurse obviously look at we're looking at a Wonder Woman made a hundred and three million dollars on its opening weekend Batman vs. Superman which justice league should have beat made 166 million dollars in opening weekend Suicide Squad made 135 million dollars in its opening weekend man of steel made 116 million dollars in opening weekend and now we come in to Justice League making just ninety-six million dollars on its opening weekend failing to crack that symbolic plateau number of 100 million dollars now I remember a few weeks ago when I predicted that Justice League will probably come in to about 135 and I had people and I understand why I mean completely understand why I had a lot of people telling me I was crazy this thing's gonna hit 160 170 not a lot of people thought it was gonna hit 200 million I mean maybe a year ago we thought that might have been possible but in recent weeks I think people pretty much knew it wasn't gonna do 200 million but even when I threw 135 people are saying 150 160 easy then revised estimate estimates came out just a few days ago with a hundred and ten to 115 million and people started to panic colobus in what and I held firm at 135 I said I know the estimates are little low but I'm gonna stick with 135 and here", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="I held firm at 135 I said I know the estimates are little low but I'm gonna stick with 135 and here we come and then just one or two days ago revised estimates came out that lower that number even more to about to sub 100 and I remember saying is that even possible could a Justice League movie come out DC's version of The Avengers their fifth film in their Cinematic Universe could it possibly even remotely be a reality in which a Justice League movie could come in under a hundred million dollars I didn't think was to quote ventini inconceivable inconceivable like I no chance no chance in hell would have come in under 100 million dollars it can't happen but it has and this is going to cause an awful lot of self-reflection and a lot of really last-minute strung together radically thrown together meetings over a Justice League saying the question what do we do now where do we go from here and one of the real unfortunate things I think about this is that I really like Justice League it's not my favorite DC EU film but I really enjoy the film a lot of critics even critics who did not like this movie will point to in their reviews you know I didn't like it because of this isn't this but a lot of these critics are then saying but it kind of feels like they're heading in the right direction now you know what I mean so even a lot of these critics who totally hated Batman vs Superman a lot of them may still have not liked this movie but seem to have been a lot softer on it thinking there's some optimism that it seems to maybe things are going in the right direction so this will bring up a couple of very big questions big question number one is going to be what went wrong and I believe there are several major factors that went in and I mentioned this a little bit earlier on the John Campea show but one of the big factors is this you can only have divisive movie after divisive movie after divisive movie before it starts to catch up to you and bite you in the ass we saw it happen with Transformers franchise with the most recent one taking a major nosedive from its previous box office numbers and now we're seeing it in Justice League taking a major step backwards this is I mean again this is not just another DC EU film if this were say I don't know let's say DC did a Shazam movie for a hundred and forty million dollars and it made 96 million dollars opening weekend okay.you you can live with that this is Justice League okay there is no way like a year ago two years ago using when the Justice League movie comes out a lot of people saying it's gonna be the biggest opening weekend of all time and people weren't crazy to think that now here we are so there gonna be a lot of questions going around about what went wrong who's to blame but the bigger question really is where do they go from here what do they do at this point if the divisive movie after divisive movie after divisive movie thing has caught up to them and now the general movie-going audience and by the way the CinemaScore the real audience rating the confirmed audience rating for Justice League has the same cinema score as Baywatch it has the same cinema score as fifty shades darker Power Rangers and the My Little Pony movie have higher audience scores then batter then Justice League does that is some hard reality so if doing divisive film after divisive film after divisive film has not caught now caught up with them and now they have another divisive film regardless of the fact that I like it what do you do from here can you put out another film knowing that your foundation is that shaky and that people have lost faith what do you do I mean this is a this is a crushing blow you cannot under emphasize this how big of a deal this really is this is going to send shockwaves through Warner Brothers and what their plans have been or were or whatever moving forward I mean almost at this point almost anything is isn't off the table I mean I", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="whatever moving forward I mean almost at this point almost anything is isn't off the table I mean I think Aquaman is pretty safe and secure cos it's already finished its filming I think Wonder Woman regardless of how they decide to change things up you got to imagine the Wonder Woman 2 has got to be secure but at this point I'm not even 100% certain Shazam will happen at this point Ferg forget about flashpoint forget about any future Green Lantern movie forget about Black Adam forget about Suicide Squad to forget about Gotham City Cyrus forget about Batgirl forget about the Scorsese Joker movie I just don't know what they're gonna do at this point at what point if you're Warner Brothers and I'm not saying this is the right thing to do but at what point you go guys it's time to cut our losses we've made some money but we didn't build a foundation that was going to guarantee is future success the audience isn't coming out to support us there they're not giving us the same audience reactions that other films are getting our box office numbers are going down Justice League which should have been in its sleep the biggest opening weekend of any DCU movie ever ends up being the worst opening weekend of any DC EU movie ever that's what point if you're an executive do you go guys we got to pull the plug on this we tried we it didn't work ok let's learn some lessons let's regroup let's turn this thing off and then let's revitalize and reboot this cinematic universe in two or three years I mean I don't know maybe that's maybe they have other plans I'm not sure listen guys I want to know what you guys are thinking about this that to me is the most fascinating part here what is your thought on all this do me a favor if you're watching this live right now jump on Twitter and tweet to me at John Campea once again jump on Twitter tweet to me at John Campea you can do that right now do me a favor guys I know you Twitter lets you put in longer tweets now but keep your tweets as short as possible ok keep them as short as possible or else I may not be able to get your tweet on the screen because of a technical issue but send that in I really want to know what you guys say and look I already know I brought up this graphic but this graphic is worth looking at again here are the opening weekend numbers for the other DCU films Wonderwoman 103 Batman vs Superman 166 Suicide Squad 135 Man of Steel 116 and who would have ever thought ever that Justice League was gonna open and that Justice League would be the lowest opening weekend of any DC EU film don't tell me that oh it's just the critics who have a problem with some DC films the fans all love it where are they where are see them where are they I was in the theater 4 times I'm gone to see the movie 4 times once or twice the movie the theater was packed once or twice it wasn't but where are they why didn't they come out and support this film and I'm sure the answer to that question there are multiple answers I don't think there's one big reason why I think there are several reasons that all probably add up to make this horrible situation that we're in here and look if you you are one of these corporate zombie Marvel fanboys don't get too happy about this don't be happy about this at all the DC EU and the MCU are in a symbiotic relationship alright most average movie-going fans could care less about the DC corporate title or the MCU corporate title average movie-going fans just look at the genre comic book movies and when failures come out that affects the whole industry we've heard Kevin Feige say that we've heard Henry Cavill say that this does not bode well for anybody alright this is not good this is not healthy for the comic book genre if you're a big Marvel fan you should be cheering for the success of DC EU and with this type of thing this should bother all of us not just DC fans this should bother MCU fans as well and certainly bother and", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="bother all of us not just DC fans this should bother MCU fans as well and certainly bother and concern comic book movie fans like myself and probably like most of you this is concerning this is sad that puppy on the thumbnail that's me that puppy is me right now not just because I really like this movie but because I'm a comic book movie fan and there's just no way around this this is bad for everybody but anyway I'm curious to know what do you guys have to say about this I'm gonna pull open my Twitter stream right now see what you guys are saying see what your thoughts are about this and we're going to bring this now over to starting with who do we got here we got Michael our one one one zero eight six or eight John will DC turn back to Nolan's say them Nolan has no interest in doing comic book movies anymore he's made that very very clear so don't start thinking Christopher Nolan's gonna sweep in how great would that be though look how great would it be if they just decided to restart at all and just give it all to Joss Whedon how great would it be if they decided to restart it all and give it to a Christopher Nolan there are several really great directors out there but Warner Brothers I think it's clear they've got to come up with a better internal structure and power system and allow the people in power to do their work then pick their directors and work with their directors and move forward from there the way the system is set up right now it clearly isn't working you got the left handed Warner Brothers seemingly not know what the right-handed Warner Brothers is doing you get all these conflicting things and that's part of a problem but don't count on Christopher Nolan coming back just because Christopher Nolan has made pretty clear that he's really not interested in doing complicateed ever again let's see let's try this one this one comes to us from dope tour rights John hard reboot yeah do it in universe itself Aquaman 2018 then priorities flashpoint in 2019 maybe but can you continue making movies in this DC EU when your foundations have crumbled I mean I don't know maybe you can I I'm saying that's not a rhetorical question when I say that I honestly am asking how do you do that how can they figure out a way that's why the execs over Warner Brothers make the big bucks cuz they need to figure out this this situation all right next week comes us from J steering a good jerk murmur John what would you say personally that is the main lesson Warner Brothers must learn from Justice League here's what I would say I think the main takeaway is when you have a massive billion-dollar franchise take your time look this is something everybody in the in the in the industry knows okay everybody knows this all right this is not a secret everybody knows that some people may try to deny it but everybody who's in this industry knows this I'm a I'm a Zack Snyder fan okay I love 300 I love his visual storytelling elements I love Man of Steel still in my top ten comic movies of all time and all that kind of stuff but when it became clear that Zack Snyder's vision was not resonating with the audiences and was not resonating with the critics and not hitting the type of box-office success that they really wanted out of their films everybody knows Warner Brothers took a really hard look at replacing Zack Snyder as the director of Justice League before justice league started shooting there were some high-level last-minute meetings and they decided it's too late they wanted to keep their release state they wanted to keep their schedule to not do so would cost them a lot of money and they decided because it was too late to not change gears keep Zack Snyder as the director that was probably their first mistake and a mistake for Zach I mean I think it would have been a great for us as fans of Zack Snyder had walked away from the DCU after doing two films and started doing other creative great movies", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="had walked away from the DCU after doing two films and started doing other creative great movies for us to enjoy but whatever that happened then the second part about them being impatient and not wanting to delay and not wanting to take their time was one once Joss Whedon took over and there became clear to them that they needed to redo a lot of stuff they still only gave him six months to do it they decided it was more important to keep their release date than to push the movie off into early 2002 in 18 and to give Whedon and that whole crew time to really make this movie what they wanted it to be instead from the day Joss walked in the door six months in the clock is ticking go it just wasn't enough so I think that's two examples of where Warner Brothers and they've done a lot of things right the Warner Brothers has actually done a lot of things right but I think that the two areas where they may have made some mistakes is number one being impatient and deciding even though they weren't really thrilled with Zack Snyder at the time going oh let's just stick with Snyder when clearly they weren't on the same page they probably should have made a change then and then secondly once Whedon came in saying again being impatient going no no let's not move the release date let's just keep it where it is and make everything happen in this small confined window of time and hopefully these will be the lessons that Warner Brothers walks away with and I'm sure they have learned these lessons when it's all said and done let's try this one this next one comes to us from a kendo who writes John hi John from the UK we were shocked the theater was not even quarter full of Justice League opening night we enjoyed it look here's the thing lots of theaters were sold out we for a movie to make 90 plus million dollars in opening weekend that means there's gonna be a lot of movie theaters sold out but it also means there's gonna be a bunch of them that aren't so I was in a couple theaters that were sold out I was also in a theater that was not and just like your experience says it wasn't sold out at yours let's try this Fernandes m9 97 right Shawn if Aquaman proves to be a critical financial success in 2018 should Warner Brothers focus on solo solo films and hold up the rest of the DCE you I think they need to start focusing on solo films right away look the problem I will argue anybody about this till I'm blue in the face the problem was not that they started doing Justice League and Batman vs Superman that's fine the problems were more root than that all right the problems were more rooted than that remember Man of Steel was a standalone film and despite the fact that I have it in my top 10 a lot of people didn't like the film and it was a solo movie so you can't blame the facts a this was a solo movie would work in a group movie wouldn't I don't think that's the issue at all I actually think Warner Brothers was right to kind of do the opposite Marvel thing and go big first go with your group thing and then spin-off your individual characters I thought that was an interesting move but the movies didn't work at least not on a wide scale and that kind of became the problem um but I think Warner Brothers is going to have their new plan in place before Aquaman comes out because that's a year Warner Brothers better not just sit on their hands for the next year and wait for Aquaman to come out before deciding what to do they're gonna have their new plan in place before Aquaman comes out then Aquaman will come out it'll do what its gonna do good or bad hopefully it's awesome and then they'll launch their new plan whatever that new plan is gonna be but we'll have to see I mean they could do anything we just don't know next one comes to us from Hiller copter who hates John hey John do you think the Warner Brothers rushed to get Justice League out I I love it but I know it's divisive yeah absolutely they rush", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="rushed to get Justice League out I I love it but I know it's divisive yeah absolutely they rush to get it out they should have again held off production until they found a new director right away right at the beginning of production because they wanted to split with Zack Snyder and they thought Zack Snyder and they didn't have the real same vision they weren't on the same page and then they rushed it again by bringing in Joss Whedon after that terrible tragedy that happened in Zach's family Joss Whedon came in and they gave him six months and then they told my ton of things that they wanted him to change a whole bunch of stuff that needed to be done and they still only gave him six months I mean I don't know clearly there were gonna be problems not to mention the movie was marketing marketed all wrong as well let's try this one this next one comes to us from Hannah lh2 who writes john i think that what they should do is make stand-alones and surprise the audience with the team up in four years by the way it hurts me that they shut down the DCE you I mean stand alone is fine but really I don't know stand alone at this point is enough I think you might have to reboot at this point four out of your 5 DC EU films right now are divisive amongst the audience and the critics and it has summed up in justice league once again look I know you're gonna get sick of me bringing this graphic up but this graphic is phenomenal it's stunning Justice League is the lowest opening weekend box office of all the DC EU films which should have easily been the biggest this what we're seeing right here that Justice League number at the bottom is the result of the DC EU up to this point the DC EU as a whole has led to this point Justice League coming out and being the lowest grossing of all the DC EU films sub 100 million dollars can you continue on now down this path can you continue down this road seeing what the results are already happening with Justice League which even its critics are saying seem to be to turn in the right direction can you continue down this road I don't know that you can maybe you do maybe you don't maybe there's some really bright minds over Warner Brothers there we know this maybe they can come up with a great idea about how to to maintain what they have of the DC you yet start over at the same time maybe there's a way to do it my first initial reaction which is never a good reaction to go on your first in his reaction not usually the one you should listen to but my first initial reaction is it's time to shut this down you tried it you gave it the old college try it hasn't worked time to pull the plug reset bring in a new team and start a brand new DC Cinematic Universe and go from there it just kind of seems to me like it's time what do you do with Aquaman what do you do with Wonder Woman - I don't know that's why I don't make the big studio executive bucks but something's got to happen I mean I think that much is clear let's see this one comes to us for John Joe H did Greg do cheerio I'm terrible at these Twitter names John do you think that Justice League has a chance to make its budget back at the second quarter with the positive word of mouth but what positive word of mouth the real audience Cory which is CinemaScore because CinemaScore is the one that actually verifies that the people have who are giving a score actually saw the movie ignore IMDB and ignore Rotten Tomatoes audience scores because those are voted on by tens of thousands of people who haven't even seen the movie and vote multiple times cinema score is the only true audience score ranking and guess what Batman vs Superman has the same cinema score as fifty shades darker it has the same cinema score as Baywatch it has a worse cinema score than Power Rangers or daddy's home - it has a worse cinema score than my little pony so this this big positive word-of-mouth thing there's this illusion out there that", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="my little pony so this this big positive word-of-mouth thing there's this illusion out there that everybody's like me everybody is liking the movie and going back to watch it four times guess what they're not I'm the minority if you're like me then you and I are the minority can it make back its budget well Forbes put out a report the other day they said they estimate that Justice League's needs to make 600 million to break even I think that number is low I think it's probably closer to 650 can it make 650 yes it can it can but it's still a disaster this is justice league for heaven's sakes this is DC's Avengers Avengers came out made two hundred million dollars opening weekend Justice League didn't need to make two hundred million but my god 100 under a hundred the worst opening weekend of the DCU so far there is no way to spend this there is no positive way to spin this this is a complete and utter disaster let's see let's try this one this one comes from from HF Yankees who writes John I think it's all about vision of the films and the fans were worn down by the dark and gloomy vision it's it's possible but again I don't think tone like dark and something I don't think that was ever the problem I think tone then the darkness of it was just the scapegoat excuse that a lot of people gave it Christopher Nolan's dark Dark Knight movie the hell the name of his movie is Dark Knight and Dark Knight Rises dark dark dark dark is in the title those were dark films I didn't hear anybody complaining about those I just think what they did is they got worn down by the movies not being good enough to make them like it whether it was light whether it was dark whether it was serious whether it was fun all of those work if you do all the fundamentals of the movie right and get the audience to like it and that's what they fail to do I I've never bought into this idea that oh it's because it's dark that people don't like it I don't buy that I don't buy that at all because we just had some other DC movies in the Christopher Nolan trilogy that were absolutely dark and people seem to love those just fine it's just that they did a lot of other things better than the current DC you did unfortunately so anyway um let's see this one comes to us from our ad one saying John could Warner Brothers win Ben Affleck back if they gave him the Batman and to oversee the DC EU I think if I think there might have been a chance at that before Justice League I don't think Ben Affleck is gonna want to be anywhere near this thing now and by the way look it Ben Affleck leaving his Batman which was a foregone conclusion eight months ago by the way Ben Affleck leaving the the DC you wasn't just Ben Affleck I mean it was also Warner Brothers wanting to part ways with him so I mean it was a two-way thing but but I think there's something there if like say two months ago if Warner Brothers decided to no we think it's important to keep Ben Affleck and I think Ben Affleck you know this I think Ben Affleck is the best Batman we've ever had you may have a different opinion that's totally cool that's the fun of being a film fan but I think he's the best and I think they should have just in the very first place the moment they signed him they should have just said Ben you are one of the best filmmakers working today here is the DCE you you are now our Kevin Feige go he is a lifelong DC fan he's definitely a lifelong Batman fan he's one of the hottest directors in Hollywood you they should have just sir you are now our Kevin Feige if you want this power we will give it to you your eye our guy go yes I absolutely believe that's what they should have done and maybe even up to maybe two or three months ago had they offered him that maybe he would have taken it but now after this this this DC you now at this point financially from a success point of view is probably a lost cause so I don't I don't think there's anything even if", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="a success point of view is probably a lost cause so I don't I don't think there's anything even if Warner Brothers wanted Ben back and with all the crap he's been saying in the media why would they want him back but I just don't see there'd be any way to talk him into coming back if he wanted to let's see let's try this one culture palm media rights this is interesting John as a for you to your old lifelong Justice League fan I think Warner Brothers failed in their promos for the movie and lack of Superman in the marketing hey look you know me I totally agree I totally agree with that I think they should have had better marketing again their trailers never told you what the movie was about think about that go back and watch the trailers the trailers never actually tell you what the movies about we saw this same thing with Blade Runner 2049 the trailers don't need to spoil things but you gotta tell the audience what's this movie about how's Anais members supposed to really get hooked into a movie if you don't even tell them or let them remotely know what this movie is about all right Aquaman is do this cool thing killing this bug creature and then falling through the sky riding him like a surfboard and crashing through the building that's great but why did that happen what's going on here who's the bad guy why is the bad guy coming after them they just tell them the basic for what the movies about so I yeah they blew the marketing a number of ways let's try this one this toy comes to us from ledger negan who writes Jon do you think with the fail of Justice League they should bring in new characters no no no no you got the greatest characters in the world man you got Batman you got soup man you got Wonder Woman you got green lantern you got green arrow look you got the greatest characters in the world you've got the Holy Trinity of comic book characters in Batman Superman and Wonder Woman there ain't nothing wrong with your characters what they need to do is bring in a new team of people creatively behind these things and get this thing going again let's see let's try this this one comes us from joy oh she writes John what if we start a hashtag save our heroes hashtag to make people go to the movies and keep the DC you live what's the point what's the point people don't want to go see this movie that's the problem they don't want to go see it and the people who are seeing it are giving it the same cinema score as fifty shades darker I mean so what's the point audiences shouldn't save the movies the movies need to save the movies the movies are good enough people will go to see them if movies are consistently good enough they'll consistently go to see them but if movies constantly disappoint their audience eventually you're gonna run out of luck and it's gonna come back to bite you in the ass and Justice League seems to be that time it's unfortunate it sucks especially when it starts to feel that DC and a lot of critics eyes is turning in the right direction and starting to head in the right direction people like me really enjoyed the film but not enough people did and too many people have lost faith in the DCU after seeing a really divisive Man of Steel which I loved but after seeing a divisive Batman vs Superman after seeing a divisive Suicide Squad enough people said you know what I gave those movies enough of a chance and now they're not coming a hashtag ain't gonna save that unfortunately let's see let's try this one this one comes to us from BT paladin who writes John will arrowverse be allowed more DC characters with the DC EU in crisis maybe I still don't think you're gonna see CW be allowed to use Batman Batman to them is still their crown jewel he is their most valuable property they know that I don't think you're gonna see them actually have Batman in the in the CW universe and you're not gonna see Bruce Wayne become Batman in Gotham regardless of whatever little toy", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="and you're not gonna see Bruce Wayne become Batman in Gotham regardless of whatever little toy masked as little 70-pound kid is running around in that's not gonna happen I don't think but maybe they'll take some liberties with some other characters maybe a Green Lantern shows up maybe a Hawkman shows up maybe a Martian well masked Manhunters already there there's different things they could do who knows they got to do something they got to shake things up to get things going let's see this one comes to us from Diego 0 2 2 6 or 8 John sad about this it's hard to believe the Dark Knight Rises made over a billion five years ago feels like that was 20 years ago yeah absolutely absolutely it's it isn't unbelievable for all of us as comic book movie fans this is horrible news first world problems I'm just talking in terms of the movie fan community okay as far as being in the movie fan community goes this is tragic this is tragic news for a movie fan community especially those of us who are comic book movie fans and again I mentioned this a little while ago but for those of you who just recently tuned in if you're one of these Marvel corporate zombie slaves don't be happy about this this is bad for all of us this is bad for all of us and if you don't think this Nate like one major comic franchise going through the ringer you don't if you don't think that's gonna have any effect on the other movies by the other company you're crazy Kevin Feige knows it does Geoff Johns knows it does Henry Cavill knows it does they all talk about it all the time how a rising tide raises all ships in the compaq universe a thriving healthy comic book movie genre is good for all the films in the genre a weak sick frail comic book genre caused by failing films that's bad for everybody and I've been saying forever Marvel fans need to be cheering for the even if you don't like the DCU films you should be cheering for them to do well is that they do well that increases the health of the genre overall which will do nothing but good things for your Marvel movies and vice-versa DC cheer Geoff John cheers for healthy good successful Marvel films because some of that will carry over into DC films it's a symbiotic important relationship this is bad for all of us this is absolutely bad for all of us my kills in the live Chad and he just did a super chat I never see Super chats that's amazing to see thank you so much for for putting it on the super chat that's amazing anyway let's let's move on now to that I still want take a couple more questions from you guys live because this is obviously something that all of us want to talk about we this is a serious big issue for us again the inconceivable has happened Justice League the DC Avengers has made under a hundred million dollars opening weekend being the lowest opening weekend of any DC EU film ever that's crazy that is nuts let's see this next one comes to us from STC Christopher and I'm glad you bring this up because this is a misconception justice Lee came out too close to thor ragnarok if there was a little more distance justice league would have done better incorrect incorrect why how much money did thor ragnarok make this weekend 21 million bucks 20 what wonder made more money than thor ragnarok this weekend thor ragnarok made 21 million bucks people weren't staying home and droves and are going to thor ragnarok instead of going to see justice league not at all if anything look just authority had an ace CinemaScore it's got a huge critic rating big positive response all that kind of stuff people were more likely to rush back out to go see another comic movie and yet they didn't and so like if thor ragnarok say made seventy million dollars this week then you can say well clearly then Justice League opened too close to the Ragnarok people were going to go see Thor instead of seeing Justice League but that's not the case Thor Ragnarok only made 21 million bucks", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="instead of seeing Justice League but that's not the case Thor Ragnarok only made 21 million bucks this weekend so so that didn't affect it that had very very little effect on it um it's I think it has a bigger thing to do with the fact that they've put out too many divisive films in a row let's see let's go this this one comes to us from Bob 1 2 3 BJ who writes John how about Scott Adkins his new Batman's I look I'm a big fan of Scott I've sat down and talked with Scott Scott does several things very very well I do not believe and there is a role in Hollywood sis for Scott Atkins absolutely I do not believe he is a strong enough actor to lead a film franchise he's just not a strong enough performer yeah he does to all the physical all these stuff great I mean that's awesome that's great but at the bottom line you've got to be a really good actor to carry it and I just don't think he's the guy I just don't think he's the guy he'd do a lot of the other things great but he's not that solid I think he's a good enough actor that he can play a role in a lot of Hollywood films but he's he good enough to be the guy in a movie I don't think so I don't think you his performing skills can carry a film I just don't think there at that point let's see Luna bravado says John do you think it's time for Warner Brothers a gig Zack Snyder off their list I can already tell you the Zack Snyder is done with the DCE you won't see Zack Snyder in another DC you film again and that's not sick he won't work with more brothers again not to say that at all but you're not gonna see Warner Brothers putting Zack Snyder on another DC EU film let's see Bobby Graham 91 is writing John if they decide to reboot their Cinematic Universe will they recast their characters I love Cavallo's supermen dude you and me both Henry Cavill is the when it comes to being Superman he's awesome and even if people weren't on board with me before about Henry Cavill is an awesome Superman his turn as Superman in Justice League is the Superman a lot of his critics have been waiting for I mean he's the whole package of Superman now as far as I'm concerned he's awesome but if they reboot the universe then you reboot the universe and that means bringing in new characters and you know what that's okay it's okay there are other great actors out there besides Henry Cavill besides Ben Affleck you know besides ray Fisher besides Azra Miller there are other great actors out there so that's okay but yeah I will be with you I will be lamenting the loss of Henry Cavill as Superman absolutely that will be one of the really big unfortunate things if DC does indeed need to reboot at this point let's see try this drawing Aaron writes John I live in France my friends are not initially seeing justice league because they heard it's just not that good I mean yeah I mean a lot of people are just not going to go see it because of what the ratings they're seeing and that's absolutely part of it Chuck manasa writing John I'm watching you on delay because I wanted to see the beginning yes as a combo fan why shouldn't we be unfortunately your tweets a little bit too long didn't fit in there but thank you for so much for your comment Chuck let's see John for come from su-mei Orion right Sean sad day for the DCU franchise I like this movie too look it's not just a sad day for the DCU franchise this is a sad day for comic book movie fans everywhere the fact that right now a Justice League movie the first Justice League movie to come out and be the lowest DC movie opening weekend ever and under a hundred million dollars that's bad for all of us that is bad for everyone let's try this from Brendan creazy who writes John if Warner Brothers reboots a DC you should they release Aquaman as the last DC you film yeah if they decide to do that then I don't think you market it's the last DC you film I just say you know the movie that that that brings it home the movie", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="it's the last DC you film I just say you know the movie that that that brings it home the movie that crosses the finish line for the DC you maybe do something like that I'm not quite sure how you do that or what approach you should actually take well listen I got time for just two more I'm gonna take two more and then we'll wrap this thing up let's see Sergi ed Jett writes John does this mean batfleck is that it's end now I guys I told you eight months ago batfleck was ending I told you that eight months ago I don't know why nobody ever believed me but I couldn't tell you for eight months it was done I said there's a 50-50 he still has one film on his contract I said there's a 50-50 chance he'll do one more after Justice League but for the most part it's done but nobody believed me but Hank whatever there you go let's see this one comes to us from a long string of numbers who writes John the second week gross is now crucial for drops big which I fear it will then Warner Brothers will have no option and look here's the big thing Coco's opening next week that's a lot of families so they're gonna go see Coco instead and with the less than enthusiastic word-of-mouth and the bad critic ratings and now all this negative news that's gonna come out about a disastrous opening weekend for Justice League I think you're gonna see a minimum 60% drop next weekend then here to see a minimum 60 percent drop hey hopefully I'm wrong but we'll see where they go and the last question today is really the million dollar question really it's the billion dollar question the last question today comes us from C gent man who writes John so what should Warner Brothers do next and that's it man that's the question what do you do next do you do some major retooling and try to keep the DCU intact while completely changing direction or do you pull the plug and say look at some point you have to cut your losses because again the trajectory they're on is this it's a downward trajectory last time I promise that will bring up this graphic but these are the opening weekend numbers of all the DCU films and what's the lowest one on there it's Justice League 96 million which should easily be your biggest movie what should have been one of the biggest opening weekend's of all time ends up being the lowest they've ever done sub 100 million can you keep that going do you stay on that path do you stay on that road do you just stubbornly go no this is what we're doing we're can keep going or do you at some point goes you know what guys it didn't work at least it didn't work as well as we hoped it would let's pull we have some of the richest comic-book characters in history at our disposal let's take advantage of that let's pull the plug on this DC EU let's start up a new DC Cinematic Universe let's start up a new one just called the DC the DC you instead of the DC EU let's start up a new one and use these iconic fantastic characters and let's start fresh Hey look spider-man just started fresh and that went over great with the audience went over great at the box office went over great with critics if spider-man can do it the DCE you can do it and spider-man didn't have to wait five years to do a reboot they rebooted rather quickly and everybody got on board and I think the DC Universe can do that as well I don't see why any reason they can't they got some of the greatest comic book characters in the world why not use them you got Batman and Superman on you should be able to do anything so anyway that's just my my thought on that anyway guys that will do it for this special edition of the weekend box office report when really it was all about Justice League and and look this is bad news for all of us we should all and I know there are probably some people out there who are brain dead just DC haters and they're going yeah Justice League failed that's moronic because if you don't think this it doesn't have an effect on the", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'}), Document(page_content="League failed that's moronic because if you don't think this it doesn't have an effect on the MCU as well ask Kevin Feige Kevin Feige will be the first person to put you in a chair point you and say yes this does affect us you shouldn't be cheering for one of the two companies to fail you should be hoping they all do well be realistic be honest if you like them if you don't that's cool but you should be hoping they do well anyway guys hey that's just my thought on all that that will do it for me guys hey listen if you enjoyed participating in this video not that you whether you agree with my opinion or not but if you enjoy participating the video do if you ever click the thumbs up button leave a comment remember we're all on the same side we're all called book movie fans together whether they have the corporate label of DC or the corporate label of Marvel on it leave your thoughts below let's have some interesting exchange of ideas let me know what you guys think follow me on social media guys you can simply follow me on right here on Facebook or on Twitter simply at John Campea that'll do it for me guys thanks so much for joining me and until the next video bye", metadata={'source': 'VMRIc4ayRlM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnBtEib-H9E | [Document(page_content='Hey I’m Brianna, welcome to my Sweet Digs. I’ll let you in but first hit that subscribe\nbutton. Cool, come on in. I live in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn with my boyfriend\nand we pay $2250 in rent. And I actually think that’s a pretty good\nprice to pay, just because I paid the same thing in my last apartment\nfor a lot less space. We made this cute little corner where we can\nhang our coats, put our mail. This is a painting of Bill Murray, and that\nis Mike’s. This is Mike. And we found the perfect place for it where\nit’s just slightly hidden. Right when we got to the apartment we knew\nthat we wanted to kind of create a hallway because otherwise you would just be walking\nright into the living room. So we really did that by putting in this couch,\nand the bench. Because as you can see the wall stops pretty\nabruptly, and then it’s just the living room. These are our records. They’re mostly Mike’s. We got this shelf at World Market. We just really wanted to do something with\nthis wall because it was blank. Just put some pictures up, we have this dead\norchid, we can’t keep plants alive. And we have Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman\nbecause he actually lived in Clinton Hill at one point. Our TV console holds all of our DVDs\nand we have one board game, Settlers of Catan. We are sitting on the most expensive piece\nof furniture in the apartment. It’s from Raymour and Flanigan,\nit was about, what? 800 bucks, or something like that. 800 dollars for the couch. Seems like a good deal for a couch. Mike’s requirement was that he had to be\nable to lie down on it. What good is a couch if you can’t lay down\non it, right? The living room kind opens up, into the bedroom. We have these french doors. We have two llama pillows. Mike got me one for my birthday,\nand just a few days later my sister sent me the same exact pillow as a housewarming present. Once we had two we were like well, we can’t\nreturn one now, because we feel like they’re our pets. We haven’t named them yet, but if you have\nany good ideas let us know, comment below. This piece of furniture was completely repurposed,\nit was my aunt’s. Originally she had painted it green, and then\nmy sister too it to college and painted it yellow,\nand then we took it here, and then we did this, it’s a faux feather sponge paint. We have these two nooks that we wanted to\ndo something with instead of just having dead space,\nso we turned this one into Mike’s corner, and this one into mine. Mike…Mike, you’re supposed to turn around\nwhen I hit you. What? [laughter] This is Mike’s jam corner. If he had it his way it’d be a jam apartment. Should have seen my old apartment. In high school I picked up a guitar, and I\nwas like, I had no idea how to play. This is like my little emotional release corner. Sometimes I’ll ask him to make me a song,\nand play a song for me. But…it still hasn’t happened yet. And we’ve been dating for 3 years, so I’m\nthinking it’s not coming. I’m not a singer, shouldn’t be singing,\nso. Other than that sometimes I’m like can you stop. This is my corner. This is a painting that my friend made for me. And I covered up the hole in the wall with this little picture. Mike made the hole in the wall when he was\nputting the shelf in the wall, but now you can’t see it. One of my favorite parts about the bedroom\nis probably this headboard that we made ourselves. I saw one that I wanted that was really overpriced,\nso I figured we could just make our own for a lot less. I designed it, picked out the supplies, and\nthen Mike and my Dad physically made it. Probably the least favorite part about my\napartment would be the bathroom. It doesn’t have a window. So it kinda feels like a dungeon. And the marble walls, and the dark tile floors\nwere really aggressive. But we really lightened it up I think, with\nadding some green and light colors into the mix. I painted this. When we first moved in we only had one piece', metadata={'source': 'xnBtEib-H9E'}), Document(page_content='of wall art, which happened to be a watercolor of some cactuses, or cacti. Then we decided that we were gonna paint one night. We found inspiration in the cactus, so we\nalso painted a cactus. One we hung in the bathroom,\nand the other…we have to still find a place for it’s actually Mike’s. It hasn’t found a home yet. It’s an amateur painting but it’s made by me. This is our kitchen. When we first moved in it looked very different. My best decorating tip is definitely that\nsmall changes can make a big difference. The kitchen is a great example of that. The walls were white, the same as the cabinet,\nand it was just very washed out. The hardware were actually like white plastic\nhardware, and they were peeling and they were really gross. So we just painted the walls this blue color,\nand switched out the hardware for like 60 bucks at Home Depot. If you saw it beforehand you wouldn’t even\nknow it was the same place. What’s in my fridge right now, we’re having\nFriendsgiving this evening, but after that dinner’s gone all we’ll have left is one ravioli that was left by Mike. I was saving it for you. [laughter] Thank you. So, Bri will cook one week, I’ll cook the\nnext. I need a recipe, I have to do the grocery\nshopping ahead a time and have everything planned. I’m more of a…impromptu, I’ll just pick\nup stuff and try to figure something out. So far we’re both good cooks, who knew, I didn’t. And we’ve got these really cute little salt\nand pepper shakers, from World Market. They’re probably one of my favorite things\nin the apartment. This is our bar cart, this also came from Wayfair. And we have this wine rack down here. Unfortunately we can’t ever stack it with\nbottles of wine, because when they’re in the house we will drink them. This leads to the best part of the apartment. My favorite thing about the apartment is the\noutdoor space. It was the number one thing we were looking\nfor when we started apartment hunting. You can have a cup of coffee out there, you\ncan have dinner out there, we’ve got friends who are coming over we go out there. Mike really enjoys building things. I did make the planters out of old palette\nwood and cheap wood from Home Depot. Mike planted all of these flowers, some of\nthem are dying unfortunately because he forgets to water them. This also belonged to my aunt. We’re having Friendsgiving this evening,\nwhich is why I have this nice little set up. We’ll have the lights on it’ll be really\nnice. We found this place actually on Trulia. As soon as we walked down the street and it\njust felt really homey, it was like everything you needed right in one place. And it happened to be the one. We just moved in together. I think the transitions been great. At first maybe I was like, “Oh no!” It’s like living with a roommate. But it’s nice because unlike a roommate you can be like, “Put your dishes away” and he’ll be like, “Okay.” What do I sound like? “Like this.”', metadata={'source': 'xnBtEib-H9E'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1EgRiVdT5w | [Document(page_content="- Hi, everyone! It's your girl, Jenn. And today, I am doing a\nreally fun styling video. Since it's finally starting\nto get cold around here, I thought I would bust out\nsome of my outerwear pieces and show you guys how I style them. I am so happy to announce that I have partnered with Nordstrom Rack\nwho is sponsoring this video. They have such a great\nselection of outerwear, so it was really fun\ngetting to make this video. I also filmed a video on\ntheir YouTube channel, so make sure you check that\nout after you watch mine. But for this video, I\nam styling three looks, so let's get started. The first coat I'm styling\nis the puffer coat. Puffer coats are\nnotorious for being bulky, but that's why I decided to choose one that's more elongated. I love that this is in\na neutral olive shade, so it's really easy to pair\nwith anything in my closet. I went ahead and styled it\nwith a gray turtleneck sweater, and then I streamlined with\nsome simple, black skinnies for something chic and classic. For shoes, I'm wearing\nsome classic black boots. And then I wore a beanie\nto cover up any bedhead. I think this is a really\ngreat, everyday jacket that you can rock to school or\nrunning errands around town. Nordstrom Rock has a ton\nof amazing puffer options, so make sure you check it out. This next outfit is how I\nwould rock a faux fur coat. I found this color one at Nordstrom Rack, and I love that it's reversible. So it's like you're\ngetting two coats in one. Since the coat is on the\nmore extravagant side, I'm going to show you how I rock this baby in the evening for a date night look. I popped on the coat, and I'm showing off the white faux fur side. I feel like it gives off a more chic, winter wonderland vibe. Underneath, I'm wearing a cute, lace dress and then paired it with\nsome over-the-knee boots for a cozy winter feel. This is a great look to wear to a concert or even a nice dinner. I also styled these boots over at the Nordstrom Rack\nchannel, so if you'd like to get more ideas on how to style it, definitely go check it out. I'll leave it in the cards\nand the description box. The next coat is perfect for those who are traveling for the holidays. I highly recommend getting a bomber jacket because they're so multifaceted and can be worn for so many occasions. Here I have this really\nsick, black bomber. It's so comfortable, and it has this cool graphic on the back. So this is how I styled the bomber to wear at the airport. I paired the jacket with a comfy hoodie and some sweats. This is like a really chilled out look, and it's insanely comfortable. So that way, you can travel in leisure. Now here is how I wear the\nbomber for the evening. I paired it with a patterned,\nover-the-shoulder top and my navy disco pants. This is a flashy ensemble you can wear to a house party or drinks with the girls. So, yeah, that's why I\nlove bombers so much. They're light-weight, easy to pack, and really go with any occasion. All right, guys, those\nare my three outfits featuring outerwear pieces. If you'd like more fashion inspiration, head on over to Nordstrom\nRack's YouTube channel. I filmed something on there. I will leave a link in\nthe description box, so please check it out. You can also shop similar\nstyles on Nordstrom Rack. They are having an additional\n30 percent off sale on Black Friday, so if\nyou love a good deal, make sure you right in your calendars. Please let me know what other items you'd like me to style in future videos in the comments down below. I love reading what you guys have to say. And yeah, thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you guys in the next one. Bye!", metadata={'source': 'Q1EgRiVdT5w'})] |
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