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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jidk0O6uu-0 | [Document(page_content="all right so I have to know can I take some honey that is crystallized and extract sugar from that let's find out [Music] and goes the honey does it I warm it up first this seems that just spreading the crystallized honey out on the screen works a lot better than trying to drop it into the rotating blade I just gotta be careful to keep it balanced let's see what we got don't look at that looks like sugar to me honey sugar if I open this up and pull off the screen we can see some honey in there I'm sure there's some small crystals that didn't make their way through or didn't get caught in the screen this it's mostly honey again though it's liquefied although it is chemically different now since I think it's the fructose that crystallizes out first so this is going to be fructose depleted honey there you go some sugar made from honey I just took the granules out of the granulated honey it seems to resemble brown sugar probably because it's still a little bit moist it could probably dry it out a little bit more I'm just gonna lay this out on a tray and then gently heat it in the oven dry it out oh it seems to have melted apparently it has a lower melting point than other sugars that's interesting well", metadata={'source': 'Jidk0O6uu-0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nDagqKL7Q | [Document(page_content="and this poop Dragon finds a pain in the ass good girl poop dragon's supposed to be hot good girl I beat it in one try if you think poop dragons hard you should never play diarrhea good good oh man you think poop dragon's bad wait until Siri how do I delete all of Twitter", metadata={'source': 'Y9nDagqKL7Q'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_SJgw5MVFY | [Document(page_content="♪ OH OH OH OH\nOH OH OH OH ♪ ♪ PICK YOURSELF\nUP OFF THE FLOOR ♪ ♪ VOICE WON'T BE\nSILENCED ANYMORE ♪ ♪ THESE WINGS WILL SOAR ♪ ♪ STRUGGLE TO\nOPEN YOUR EYES ♪ ♪ SWOLLEN FROM ALL\nOF YOUR CRIES ♪ ♪ LOOK TO THE SUNRISE ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW THAT THE\nWEIGHT IS PULLING YA DOWN ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T COME ALL THIS\nWAY TO LET LOVE DROWN ♪ ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, TRY\nTO STAY ABOVE THE WATER ♪ ♪ BUT MY HEART\nKEEPS SINKING ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU, ♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH OH\nOH WHOA OH ♪ ♪ LIFTED THE VEIL,\nWE'RE ALL SINNERS ♪ ♪ CROWNED THE\nDEVIL A WINNER ♪ ♪ AND YOU TELL ME THAT,\nIT'LL BE JUST FINE ♪ ♪ SCARIER THAN\nANY BAD DREAM ♪ ♪ CAN'T WAKE UP\nFROM HIS REGIME ♪ ♪ SO DON'T TELL ME TO\nSIT DOWN AND DINE ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW THAT THE\nWEIGHT IS PULLING YA DOWN ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T COME ALL THIS\nWAY TO LET LOVE DROWN ♪ ♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, TRY\nTO STAY ABOVE THE WATER, ♪ ♪ BUT MY HEART\nKEEPS SINKING ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE,\nWHERE DID YOU ♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH OH\nOH WHOA OH ♪ ♪ EXCUSE MY\nPESSIMISTIC TONE ♪ ♪ I NORMALLY\nCAN DO BETTER ♪ ♪ BUT THE BATTLE TO\nKEEP MY LIGHT BURNING ♪ ♪ SEEMS HARDER\nTHAN EVER ♪ ♪ THESE WALLS OF HATE\nWILL SUFFOCATE ♪ ♪ AND ONE BY ONE\nWE WILL DEFLATE ♪ ♪ SO THIS I CRY\nAND THIS I PRAY ♪ ♪ OUR CARD WILL TRUMP\nAND YOU WILL BREAK, OH ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE DID\nYOU, WHERE DID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ CAUSE I NEED HOPE THAT\nTHESE STICKS AND STONES ♪ ♪ WON'T BREAK MY BONES ♪ ♪ OH LOVE, WHERE\nDID YOU GO? ♪ ♪ OH LOVE,\nWHERE DID YOU,♪ ♪ WHERE DID YOU GO OH\nOH OH OH OH GO OH ♪ ♪ OH OH OH OH\nOH OH OH OH ♪ ♪♪♪", metadata={'source': 'C_SJgw5MVFY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjZiCPuvqQ | [Document(page_content="me Beecher he is the newest resident to Big Cat Rescue he is a five-year-old male first-generation Savannah cap savannah cats are a hybrid between an African servile and a domestic cat [Music] hoping that's what you would be eating I would never recommend anyone ever doing this I thought I was so informed Oh and he's gotten to hurting people so how old was he when he first started really showing movie was well first day became Tara Charter right away well then he had this clause and I mean he was fighting he was aggressive and he could stay in that red zone for hours and I mean open a door I mean my daughter standing next to me having a conversation nothing to do with feature he came out from under the bed and I've got the pictures of it the damage he did from here logo down her account for a whole length was black and he's done a lot of damage I see you later once we get him outside he won't be at me he wants to be outside he wants to be allowed [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] you [Music]", metadata={'source': 'FEjZiCPuvqQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbJ2s_g1oDc | [Document(page_content='- (FBE) So, what we\'re doing today\nis one of the more popular things found throughout the internet\nis a wide range of so-called life hacks.\n- Life hacks. I know what life hacks are.\nI\'ve only seen them. I\'m like, "I should do that." - Oh, okay.\nI\'ve seen some of these, though. It\'s very Pinteresty or\nthey\'re ten second videos of like, "Here\'s a quick little\nthing of how to get ice cubes under your fridge." - Life hacks I feel are always\ncool for the \'gram, but not cool for real life.\nThey look really cool on the internet.\nYou see them and you\'re like, "Whoa, that\'s so creative!"\nAnd you actually try it and you\'re like,\n"What?" - I bookmark \'em now,\nbecause it\'s like, wow, I didn\'t know\nyou could do that. Like that little loop in the pot,\nit\'s meant to hold your utensils.\nYeah. - I\'ve done the pancake\nin the ketchup bottle, you know, instead of\nladling it into the pan, you put it in a bottle\nand squirt it in. I\'ve done that one before. - Sometimes, they can just\nbe really stupid, but there are some\npretty helpful ones. I\'ve heard of some\npretty good ones. It\'s basically a better\nor easier way to do something that\'s usually pretty creative\nand it\'s supposed to help, but sometimes it just\ndoesn\'t work. - "Use dryer sheets and a fan\nas an instant air freshener." That\'s pretty g--\nI\'ve never even thought about that. Do they just stick on, I guess? - But, why?\nJust get an air freshener. - The smell of dryer sheets\nis kind of overbearing and I don\'t think I\'d want that\nin my house. I\'d rather just get a little\nair freshener like a Febreze. - I mean, I guess you can,\nbut just a regular fan is fine unless your room just smells\nso dank and bad that you need to do this.\nI think that\'s pretty fine. - That makes sense.\nYeah, definitely, \'cause every time I go\nin the laundry room in my house, I\'m like, "It smells so good\nin here. I want the whole house to smell like that." - That\'s just lazy, to be honest,\n\'cause I don\'t think dryer sheets would actually work,\n\'cause it would probably be temporary, like it would\nprobably just smell good for as long as you have the fan on,\nbut what if it\'s cold and you don\'t have an air freshener,\nbut it stinks? - "Use a coffee maker\nto cook ramen." I feel like that\'s old news.\nDoesn\'t everyone do that? No? - A lot of these college kids I\'m\nassuming are just eating ramen 24/7 as the typical people would say.\n- (FBE) Pretty much. - This could really come in handy\nin dorms and stuff just because ramen noodles is the\nfood of college students, but we don\'t really have\na place other than the microwave to cook it. - Points for creativity,\nbut the second picture looks like it\'s a brain in a jar.\nI guess if it works, but I feel like this one\nis way over complicating it with putting it in an actual\ncoffee pot. I don\'t feel like that\'s\nnecessary. - But how do I use\na cup of noodles? I get the packets.\nThat\'s not gonna help. I\'m not just gonna\nput it in the bag. It\'s gonna burn through.\nIf you really love noodles, like everyone else does,\nyou will take your sweet time to make them good noodles.\nI know I do. - Why don\'t you just microwave it?\nThis is more work. Now you have to clean\nyour coffee pot. The next person who\'s gonna\nhave coffee is gonna be like, "That\'s a weird coffee flavor."\nJust use a microwave and poke holes in the lid. - "Heat two bowls in the microwave\nusing this handy trick." Okay.\nSo that\'s kinda smart. - I already do that.\nI just put them next to each other. It\'s not a big deal\nif they don\'t move. I still put \'em next to each other. - Yeah, I mean,\nthis would definitely work. Everyone has a cup.\nOne cup, one mug, whatever it is.\nYou could probably put a paper towel roll in there\nif you had to. - That one, I don\'t know\nif I completely believe it. I still like to make things\ndifficult for myself and just warm up\ntwo separate plates in the microwave at a time. - But then, it\'s off centered.\nIt\'s not gonna cook evenly. You have to put it in', metadata={'source': 'DbJ2s_g1oDc'}), Document(page_content='It\'s not gonna cook evenly. You have to put it in\nthe center so it cooks evenly. - I would get scared that\nthey\'re gonna clash together and fall on each other\njust for a mess, \'cause cleaning a microwave\nis a lot of work. - "Heavy sleeper, tired of\nsnoozing past your alarm? Use your smartphone in a cup.\nTrick to crank the volume." I\'ve done this before.\nI\'ve never used it as an alarm, but I have\nused this as a speaker. - I don\'t do that for an alarm,\nbut I do do that for speakers. - I do that sometimes in the shower,\n\'cause my speakers died, \'cause I like to listen to music\nwhile I\'m in the shower. I\'ll put my phone in a cup,\nso the music is louder, \'cause it just amplifies. - Now this one\'s legit.\nIf you can\'t afford, or you just don\'t have an iHome\nor something to boost up the volume, yeah, put it in a cup\non your desk. That one\'s easy. - Oh, okay.\nActually, we\'ve done this before at parties when we don\'t\nhave a speaker or if the aux doesn\'t work.\nWe normally put it in a Styrofoam cup\nor just whatever plastic cup that we have and use it,\nso I\'ve used this one before and it works pretty well, honestly. - No, I\'m not gonna do that.\nWhy don\'t you just hook it up to a speaker?\nThat\'s easy. Or face it towards a wall\nso the sound can bounce off. That\'s easier as well.\nDon\'t have to waste a whole cup. - "For an easy breakfast,\nmake a scrambled egg in the microwave\nusing a coffee mug." Why? - Ew, microwaved eggs?\nI thought microwaved bacon was bad. Come on.\nI don\'t like the whole microwave breakfast thing. - Now, that is a life hack.\nI didn\'t know you could do that. I knew you could cook cake\nin a cup. That still doesn\'t taste as good. - I\'m not trying to eat\nmicrowaved eggs. If I wanted to go that fast,\nwhether you wanted a quick source of protein or something\nlike that, the amount of time it would probably take\nto heat it up, you could probably make\na protein shake, or make a peanut butter sandwich\nor something like that. - Something about just microwaving\nraw eggs doesn\'t sound too delicious.\nYou scramble them and then stick it\nin the microwave to cook it? I just don\'t think it\nwould taste very good, but I guess if you\'re in a hurry. - Me and my roommates\nhave sort of looked up mug cooking things that\nwe could do in our microwave, but I\'ve never done them\nbecause putting an egg-- and I feel like it\'s not\ngonna cook all the way and then you\'re gonna\nget salmonella and then you\'re out\nfor the rest of the semester and then what?\nAll because you cooked an egg. - "Keep chargers from constantly\nbreaking by putting an old pen spring on them."\nI\'ve seen this one. I\'ve never done it,\nbut I really should get around to probably trying this. - I should try that one,\n\'cause I know a couple of our chargers at home are\nbroken and the wire\'s sticking out. - I don\'t think that one\'s accurate,\n\'cause it\'s still gonna rip. Mine hasn\'t, though.\nYou just need to take good care of it.\nTake good care of your chargers. Be responsible. - That could work, actually.\nChargers do this so often where after you use them\nfor more than a year, they just decide to give out\nand all the wiring comes out and then you shock yourself\nevery time you try to plug in your phone. - Wires always frig and fray\nwhenever you bend them around and then you have to buy\na new charger and it\'s a whole thing,\nso yeah, I do know a lot of people and I think\nI have used this one before, but I feel like I still\nfind a way to ruin it. - There\'s two things wrong\nwith this picture. One, that\'s never\nhappened to me. Two, this is a very, very old\npicture, \'cause those chargers I haven\'t seen since \'Nam.\nthose things are old. - Hair straightener.\nCollar irons. This is a dude.\nHe\'s late on the game. Us women have been doing\nthis for decades. - If it goes faster than it does\nto take an iron, then I guess that would work. - Hair straightener, collar.\nWhoa. I\'m gonna test that theory. - I\'d probably try a wrinkle or so,', metadata={'source': 'DbJ2s_g1oDc'}), Document(page_content='Whoa. I\'m gonna test that theory. - I\'d probably try a wrinkle or so,\nbut again, not too much just because I don\'t wanna\nburn my clothes. - I guess that would work, right?\nIt\'s just heat and pressure and I guess it\'s almost\nthe right size and like he\'s doing, you can just clamp it on there\nand have it iron. - If hair straighteners can burn\nyour hair, I feel like they can burn your clothes\nand that might be bad logic, but I feel like I\'d end up\nusing it wrong and then my collar is just gonna be\nburnt off and it defeats the whole purpose\nof the thing. - "Heat pizza with a cup of water\nto keep the crust from getting chewy."\nHuh, okay, I guess. It kinda gets some moisture\ngoing in there. - I\'ll be honest, I like the chewy.\nI like tugging. - Okay, I do that with my--\nI don\'t do the cup, I put the water in my rice,\nso the rice doesn\'t stay dry when I put it in the microwave.\nThat\'s kind of smart. - I\'ve seen this before.\nI\'ve never tried it and I have no idea how\nthe science behind that works, but I mean, if it works, it works. - Isn\'t it because the way the\nmicrowave works is it heats the water in the food\nand then that ends up getting rid of it.\nSo, by having the water it\'s like ref--\nI don\'t know. That\'s my best guess\n- (FBE) I think so. Something like that.\n- Something like that. - Sure, I\'d give this one a shot,\nhonestly, to keep the crust from getting chewy.\nBut even then, I kind of like day after pizza just because\nit\'s the whole thing of getting it out of your fridge\nand warming it up and it\'s just that little taste\nthat\'s different that makes it good. - Keep buttons from falling off\nwith clear nail polish. Okay. - I don\'t see that would\nhelp, really. I don\'t know where I would\nget clear nail polish. - I feel like I\'ve used\nclear nail polish for a lot of things like\nthe inside of jewelry. I definitely trust this\nif I felt like anything was gonna fall off, I\'d be like,\n"All right, let\'s strengthen the strings and try it." - I already know I would\nnever use this just for the reason being\nbecause I hate the smell of nail polish.\nAt the same time, it\'s like I\'ve low key\nalways wanted to get a manicure. - I\'ve tried this before\nwith tights though, so you have tights and if\nyou want to prevent them from ripping, put on\nclear nail polish, but then it just leaves\nthese globs of clear gel that doesn\'t look good. - I guess it just acts like\na reinforcement or glue to keep it from falling off.\nThat\'s a good one, for sure. I mean, why wouldn\'t you\ndo it, right? \'Cause the one time I wear\na shirt, my button\'s gonna fall off, so might as well\nput nail polish on it. - "Use your iron and some\naluminum foil to make easy grilled cheese sandwiches."\nI\'ve heard of this before, but I don\'t like grilled cheese\nsandwiches. I\'m so sorry, world. - I\'m gonna assume this is more\nof a college dorm thing, but yeah, I guess it would work. - So, if there\'s any place where\nyou don\'t have a stove or anything like that,\nlike a hotel room or a dorm room, or just anywhere else,\nyou could actually do this. - Lazy!\nWhy? Why would you use something\nfor clothes for food? And why would you put it\non top of foil? Wouldn\'t that be dangerous?\nYou don\'t know what that\'s gonna do. - That one looks like it\nwould take some practice, \'cause you don\'t wanna\ncompletely-- \'cause you don\'t wanna stop\nand unwrap it every 30 seconds, like "is it cooked yet?\nIs it cooked yet?" And then you could easily\nover cook it, too. - Pretty sure I\'ve seen this\nwith waffles and stuff like, oh yeah, you turn it upside down\nand you put waffles on it or pancake mix or whatever.\nI can definitely see this being efficient and saving time,\nbut just the fact that it\'s ironed grilled cheese kinda\nalters my thought and the mindset of how\ngood of an idea this is. - I like life hacks.\nThey\'re always fun. The only useful one\nI would use is the phone one. The phone one, the fan,', metadata={'source': 'DbJ2s_g1oDc'}), Document(page_content="They're always fun. The only useful one\nI would use is the phone one. The phone one, the fan,\nthat's probably about it. There's some better ones out there. - They weren't really helpful.\nI was looking for some that were gonna be super helpful\nthat would change my entire way of living,\nbut they didn't except the scrambled egg one.\nThat might be a game changer for when I run out of cereal. - There's some of them that\nI would probably not use just 'cause of how they are\nand how they play out, but if you're short on time,\nshort on money, life hacks are perfect. - Thank you guys so much for\nwatching this episode. - Subscribe for new shows\nalmost every day. - Let us know in the comments.\nwhat we should react to next. - Bye. - Hey everybody, Derek here,\none of the React Channel producers. You may not know this,\nbut my life is a disaster. It's a mess.\nIt's awful. I can't keep anything straight.\nWhat I could use is some life hacks. If you got some,\nput them down in the comments. Make me a better person,\n'cause I could use all the help I could get.", metadata={'source': 'DbJ2s_g1oDc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_86MEdNsAI | [Document(page_content="hello my humming eggs out there welcome back to channels so good to see you again and can we just talk about this for a second since they sent mickey mouse to my house I mean guys he was right here so yeah I'm sure a lot of you guys saw the video on Friday that Disney sent out right now Mickey's going around to a bunch of different fans throughout the world and they're surprising them and I was one of them so if you haven't seen that video yet I will link it in the description there's comfortable place you can see I saw like a couple different places but anyways yes I wanted to talk about my side and actually share the video that they had me filming while we were doing it so this all happened like a month ago this happens like back in early October and I am so glad I can finally talk about it cuz I wasn't allowed to talk about it so uh background info on what happened so I was emailed by this company that Disney worked with in the past and they said hey we've made commercials for DC before if you ever saw the commercial with the Deaf family going to Disneyland and all the characters did sign language it was one of the sweetest courses I've ever seen they're like yeah we made that and Disney hired us again to now make a video for the internet about Disney fans can we come to your house and interview enough interview you I'm like sure come on over that's fine they're like okay this will work out fine we'll just shoot here in your house and just let you know it's gonna be a little shoot only a couple people nothing to worry about and we'll be there on Tuesday I'm like great and then I go out of my house the next day and I look all the way down the street the parking has been blocked off for this like the entire street and I'm like I thought they said I was like two people why do they need a whole street then the day of I look outside my window a little bit and there are cars lined up on this whole thing there are security right outside my front door there's these giant trailers down the block for me and I'm just like on this just to talk to me about being a fan okay so they came in they got the cameras rolling so they're like okay just tell us about some of your Disney stuff something through some of that and then they're like okay just make a youtube video I'm like well it's not that easy what don't make a youtube video they're like just just sit down doing impressions of stuff I'm like okay I just sat down and started doing impressions you'll see that in the video in a second but I was just like I know I'm going on and then lo and behold they snuck Mickey Mouse in my back door now it's just like what kind of shook me for a second because the first time like Oh Mickey okay see the park all the time wait a minute I'm not at the park I'm in right house what and on top of that the guys there said I was first on this whole going around the world and surprising people with Mickey and I was super honored by that top of that because of that I'm the first person in history to ever have that particular Mickey come to their home and here's the video clip that I recorded in its entirety walls is going on except for the parts press it up cuz that's boring to watch but uh yeah anything that we did in from the camera this is what I got so enjoy that we good welcome back to channel it's so great to see you again today and I thought today we just do some fun impressions here and there and specifically Disney because you guys know this he's my favorite other Monday's knee so let's get to it Matata what a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata ain't no passing craze I got the characters mixed up but I don't think anyone will care but hey come on Matata ah in all seriousness that time alright do a couple more bones you'll bear it just wonderful to see you in the castle today ah but we must not tell the beast that would be completely awful yeah Mickey Donald good feeling any good oh boy hey pals it's the", metadata={'source': 'E_86MEdNsAI'}), Document(page_content="that would be completely awful yeah Mickey Donald good feeling any good oh boy hey pals it's the Mickey Mouse here join me - oh wow Minnie Mouse Oh it'll make me keep see you know uh that's funny because it's his birthday next month let's do a message for Mickey I'm a Oh Mickey friend's birthday is not in the video even last year yeah do it yeah everyone what are you believing this is whatever you want to say like a message to him to the camera whatever that would be okay a message is the camera happy birthday Mickey come on and I hope it's a real swell one something like that yeah it's right again okay oh gosh you've never been in anyone's house before so this is oh you're never too much house on the first house Mickey's ever gone to watching I can die happy man now oh thanks pal I did not I had no idea Mickey was gonna be here oh this is great oh yeah yeah this is my setup for my youtube videos Mickey where I do impressions of guys like you oh you see Mickey's face and you actually can oh we got it we're all gonna sit - okay so guys I actually got Mickey Mouse in my house talk about house of mouse right uh-huh so yeah explain what so you thought we were going to be one thing and now what happened tell us help catches up what was that good so I was told that I was gonna have the film crew come in and talk about being dizzy fan but they didn't tell me Mickey Mouse was gonna come to my house today yeah he's like I totally blew your mind tonight Mauri when I do impressions with characters I have to go to Disneyland but you guys came to me this time oh [Music] you're gonna squeeze mad oh right there right behind the ear yes all I love those scratches and I love the squirrel oh my gosh I'm so happy right now I don't really know what to say oh this is awesome so we are going about to start a tour for Mickey for his birthday you're the first stop oh starting off Mickey's birthday celebration this year oh gosh number one Oh about forever I can't I'm oh I'm good I'm gonna treasure this oh my gosh that's fantastic aren't you happy you get to take a seat for a little bit huh yeah maybe so I'm gonna feed all day yeah I get to kick back relax oh so you guys are gonna go around to like these new fans and Surprise them with Mickey yeah so we're gonna wander away so you know you're literally the first time have you noticed we were acting a little weird today because we were trying to set up the surprise I'm so glad I worried yeah I was gonna surprise whenever I look I go for a walk around my neighborhood and I saw the whole street was blocked on like they said there was just gonna be a couple people what what do they need the whole street for cuz yeah we're like oh yeah yeah it's a small shoot there's a couple of them I love it I love it so much Thank You Mickey oh my gosh and happy birthday let's do that standing up that was it stuff yeah hi one more look for the camera oh thank you Mickey on happy birthday oh this was incredible so thank you guys so much for watching I hope you enjoyed don't forget to Like comment and subscribe and I will see you guys later bye [Music]", metadata={'source': 'E_86MEdNsAI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kyS6SvSYSE | [Document(page_content="[Music] Kenneth and I are headed to our therapy our couples therapy session right now and I had an idea that I wanted to talk to you about and get your opinion on we're thinking about doing a podcast a Casey and Candice podcast that's like I don't know like an hour long or a half an hour long or something and calling it the title of the best part calling it therapy where it's just us talking there probably is but we can just make ours bigger and better and then crush the competition so let us know you think like that's a terrible idea just write terrible idea below if you'd be interested at all well the only thing is I'm tired of hearing the comments that I'm such a like bitching a dud I think people [Music] we're at therapy now but that's the idea let us let us know what you think we finished therapy how do you think today went today in therapy we talked about having more children and whether or not we want to move to California we should do the podcast the laws [Music] who are you taking your clothes off nice box because Joe to Billy love Billy NYC calm and by Candice's new cashmere sweater it's a little expensive for my audience honey $180 for pure cashmere bye honey great girl great girl check this out ready I want to I want to show this to you so get it got a screw here got a string here and on the other end there's like this pin that can be used to remove SIM cards I have permanently attached this to my desk now this may seem like a nothing but you know I change cell phones all the time and getting that little SIM tray out as a nightmare on my phone here oh and I want to get my memory card out to offload all the videos and stuff it's hard to get out and I can never find this thing and now look it just lives here this is exciting for me [Applause] I'm gonna be premiering a new video that I made that I've been working on for a long time I'm gonna like put it in this vlog it's like a four minute video to be part of this vlog you see one thing I want to do a lot more of on this channel is talk about creators other critters that I really like that I think you should follow that I think maybe you'll be interested in and the video that I made is about my friend Chantal who you've seen in this show before and she just started youtubing so I want to premiere her new movie on my channel even though it's gonna live on her channel I want to use in this channel and I want to use like this big audience that that this channel has to talk about smaller creators she's brand new she doesn't have any subscribers and to talk about other people that I think are doing amazing things in this platform and try to sort of elevate them a little bit shine a little spotlight on them so this is uh this is my friend Chantal Chantal is a fine artist do you go by that visual this all this find all this and the reason why I like Chantal so much as an art the reason why I like her as a person that's cuz she's cool the reason why I like her as an artist is because her only instrument her only actually have her entire art career was built with a pan just a pen look this is this is my apartment and then this is I have one of chantels paintings in my apartment that's Francine in my apartment a couple years ago had a studio here but we were friends before that yeah she had one of the best studios she had one of the studios in this feeling that has skylight you almost took it I was gonna take it it's just like four flights away I don't want to go up all those stairs I've always wanted to make a movie about Chantal and her artwork and who she is because she's such an interesting human being and we were kind of given the excuse actually from Sam are you gonna stick with that - oh yeah this is one of Chantell stickers we were given the opportunity because of Samsung you know part of their like creator creator initiative is enabling us to make movies and they were willing to sort of produce a case you nice that", metadata={'source': '2kyS6SvSYSE'}), Document(page_content="is enabling us to make movies and they were willing to sort of produce a case you nice that movie about Chantal Martin and I'm gonna premiere that movie I'm wondering where I should drop it let me finish let's finish okay let's finish an and it'll play cool I'm reviving my old youtube channel that I started probably 10 11 12 years ago right at the beginning and I forgot I had it actually one thing that I will say about Chantal is she is fearless about trying new things it's like I see everything is a blank canvas so you shouldn't be afraid of it you should flip that switch and then just use it as a challenge and create whatever you want how did you meet Kendrick Lamar still in Miami last year how did you meet Puff Daddy he came to the show I had a few years ago he probably doesn't remember okay so without further ado I'm good this is the world YouTube premiere of a Chantel by KC video it's like three minutes long but I'm really excited you're the first people to see this ever ready 3 2 1 so what's the point in making our the point is to make so you can share so you may concern your making sure you make your share I'm Chantal Martin and I draw I'm drawing on canvases I'm drawing on walls I'm going on cars and drawing on shirts and drawing on shoes 99% of that is done live when you're drawing live you have no time to think you have no time to hesitate you have no time to plan you have no time to be anyone else so this is the cover of the home and garden section and it's it's funny I didn't know it was a big deal at the time so I only bought one copy so you have an extra spare copy out there I take it I remember my art teacher telling me Chantal don't apply for art school because you're not good enough and you won't get in at that point people were only telling me what I couldn't do so I ran away I started my career in Japan in a culture that was craft based in a culture where people learn things and practice things over generations over long periods of time and I remember thinking to myself what can I master in my lifetime what could I become a family confident with what about a lie you know I draw I love drawing we all drop though with these these I'm gonna draw like this what kind of hard work and patience would it take so that when I draw a line is recognizably mine moving to york was very humbling because if no one knows who you are they don't care who you are and everyone is an artist and you start to lose your you start to lose your way and so I decided well I'm not gonna not make up because you won't show it I'm gonna draw maybe the well my canvas and I'm gonna lose any drawing tool that I can get my hand I'm gonna draw and villager on just give me a pen and I'll make something [Applause] we follow the pen and we're allowed to allow it to go wherever it needs to go wherever it wants to take you you are a William passenger [Music] and now you repeat that and you repeat that and you repeat that you repeat that but over time you get to extract what you look like over time you get to extract what your line feels like something that is recognizably yours we have this contact between our head and our pan it doesn't matter what industry you're in it comes down to drawing it comes down to that initial mark that you make and without this pen I wouldn't have traveled I wouldn't have collaborated this tool has allowed me to discover who I am [Music] did you like our movie we're good we worked really hard on that I hope you enjoyed it what are you most nervous about when it comes to being a youtuber I think what I'm most nervous about is continuously making and sharing and pulling out stuff that I'm proud of and putting out stuff that you're proud of to you make in your share and you make you gotta making sure making sure making sure making sure all right I'm gonna link Chantal shadow before below check it out she's new there's not a lot of stuff up there yet but it's happening I'm a", metadata={'source': '2kyS6SvSYSE'}), Document(page_content="below check it out she's new there's not a lot of stuff up there yet but it's happening I'm a big supporter and a huge huge fan and I hope you guys will but you should sell those stickers you could bank all your entire you sticker packs coming soon coming soon [Music]", metadata={'source': '2kyS6SvSYSE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j-s9E3dRQ0 | [Document(page_content="Ready As I'll ever be You really think high school's going to be all that different than middle school? I don't want\npeople to think I'm a loser Worst case you always have me What's up bro! Tidy! Keeping in clean tidy? Oh no Maddy Datner Everyone is on her feed Did you guy see Maddy's eyebrows from last weekend? On fleek! What about this one? Go with the football pic. It's more iconic. Like a Taylor Swift song. Oh you're so right. Prom is just around the corner. Guessing you still don't have a date to the prom Prom is about sex. Come on Maddy, g2g. Maddy, it's not what it looks like So it's not my boyfriend and best friend making out or some optical illusion of\nthat Well, if you'll believe that then yes! Oh my god Why are you doing this now I know how much being crowned Queen means to you which only makes me want it more.\nNow just reflect and listen to my urine hit the water. I reflected. My whole life has been a lie. Maddy what's wrong? I hate high school I never thought that popular kids in school had anything to get this upset about. Maybe she's not that popular. You okay? Why did all this have to happen right before prom? That's it What's it? Prom. What if we ruined it? Who would want to help us? Every kid you and your ex friends ever made fun of. The sweat stain on your back\nlooks like the United States of America I'm posting this. This is for all the a-holes who destroyed high school for us. We're in. We'll make it a night that they\nnever forget. We're gonna take a selfie. Hold on. We have to take at least forty or fifty to make sure we all look good. Part of me just wishes I could go to prom. Destroy that prom. Let me take off\nthose tighty whities Are you high? A little but that doesn't mean I don't mean what I\nsay. Welcome to prom! You guys ready to make this a prom they will never forget. Hell yes! I'm so turned on right now How do you do this? 39 more, here we go! 39 more here you go", metadata={'source': '6j-s9E3dRQ0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSVXhc5LlII | [Document(page_content="hi guys i'm shmee hello to you and welcome back to the channel especially you early and regular viewers who might actually recognize the car that is behind me four years ago i was here at the dubai motor show and took a video with this car the prototype devel 16 a car that claimed 5 000 horsepower from a v-16 and a top speed of 560 kilometers an hour that's 350 miles per hour well that was the prototype developed back here at this year's dubai motor show and we're going to take a look at not one but two cars that they are showing and believe me you're going to want to see these [Music] now the car that's behind me here is the very car that i filmed four years ago admittedly it's had a respray since then it's a slightly different color but that is the one that featured in a video that now has eight million views on youtube and a lot of you asking is this actually possible can a car really have 5 000 horsepower i'm going to touch more on that later on but first let's head and take a look at the two new cars to show you here well that's the prototype 2016 one is going to be the new develo 16. the other right in front of me is the six wheeled beastly devel 60. this thing is just crazy six-wheeler full off-roader it looks like well something out of robocop when we come around to the front of it i'm going to come back and show you around this and a little bit more about it shortly that's prototype at the moment but just just look at that thing anyway let's get to the main highlight of the show the devel 16 the new look of the two cars that we can take a walk around right now and explain how this works and how this has a 12.3 liter b16 quad turbocharged 5000 horsepower engine in the back now the first big thing to talk about is this is about straight line this is very much akin to a dragster really long wheelbase as you can see the wheels right at the back right at the front it has those crazy almost turbine-like exhausts at the rear it swoops around it's really quite interesting the way it's packaged like that then we come around towards the front which is of course the most distinct image from the car and you can see lots of familiarities from the devel 16 prototype that we saw before again reminded up to 5000 horsepower and it wears those badges to let us know that it has a v16 a v16 a 12.3 liter v16 so look at it it's low it's long it is it's kind of cool in the way it's designed it's very very crazy eccentric no question about that let's head from this car over to take a look at the other one in the pearl white with the blue contrasting against that so who knows what speed it could theoretically reach but in a straight line it can potentially have in the top version the 5 000 horsepower now there will be three different versions of the car in theory that will go into build one with 2 000 horsepower for the road one with 3 000 horsepower for the road and then 5 000 horsepower only reserved exclusively to go to the racetrack and that kind of makes sense because 5000 horsepower is a crazy crazy figure so somewhere in the back of there is the engine the power unit there is an active aerodynamic wing that will raise up out of the back although quite small i think given the overall scale and size of the actual car the way it wraps around is really quite fascinating and crazy in the the design but massively moved on from the first prototype you can see all sorts of intakes and ducts for cooling you have the i'm not quite sure exactly what to call them but the the strong lines over the roof that are no doubt for control and keeping the car completely straight and glued down and then around the front massive front splitter right down to the ground very very low all about downforce at that kind of high speed and what this thing's going to be going up to so the engine is american the design and body is going to be built in italy the same place that the new apollo ie is also built by", metadata={'source': 'VSVXhc5LlII'}), Document(page_content="and body is going to be built in italy the same place that the new apollo ie is also built by scuderia cameron glickenhaus in turin so that gives a little bit of credibility to the realism and possibilities of actually managing this and making it and creating it just coming around the other side i can only imagine there are some very very wide tyres that will be in there to make it possible develop 16. just look at just just look at this you could it's not about sticking your hand in you can stick your head in the back of those they're huge but let's come through and take a quick glimpse at the interior of the car but remember this is still prototype concept stage but you give a press of the button and it pops open and upwards attached by a hinge on the roof and then you're greeted by something incredibly futuristic obviously concept stage but completely minimalistic barely anything in there that you need a steering wheel that doesn't look like what you're familiar with from a steering wheel a carbon shell for the seat that's right down towards the floor almost flat flat on the floor and then a large digital display for all the information you could require dead ahead of you but other than that spacious easy to look around and just generally plenty of room inside so let's close it back down gently there we go the door is closed my goodness me so what do you think guys the devel 16 5000 horsepower can it be done what's it going to be like when that really really is built but let's move on for the moment away from the devel 16 to go and take a better look at the off-roader the devel 60 so this car that we're looking at the six-wheeler with portal axles independent suspension so it can actually lower itself down in theory so it can fit into garages it looks like i said like something out of robocop with the way the front windscreen works across there the door for passengers is very aircraft like it's actually on the other side but it opens up like a private jet and lowers the sort of steps out and down to make it possible to get in it car can be made from carbon or from fiberglass it has i think it's a 6.7 liter turbocharged diesel v8 for 720 horsepower and a thousand newton meters of torque it kind of rivals the mercedes six by that size and weight that feel i can't imagine what it would be like on the inside when it's completely built the lights are crazy as well but we should have could you imagine blasting across dunes or somewhere crazy and in something like that thing i mean it's just it's just i i don't know i don't know it's really cool if it pulls off and it comes together then i'm going to move a little bit back towards this car the original prototype of the devel 16 the car that featured in a video that managed to receive that many views you guys have all asked about due to a number of things you know it was a prototype it wasn't necessarily 100 complete one thing that's quite funny is the comments that came up referencing that it looked a little bit like a lamborghini veneno but the funny thing about that is this was actually built before the veneno was announced so it's completely coincidental that that actually happened however i do remember walking around this for the first time and thinking that this is i mean just crazy just absolutely crazy it was over in that far corner where the brahma stand is now even now when you do walk around it it's very high it's it's very tall stupidly long crazy crazy long hard to to describe but i suppose you can see the suv behind that looks rather small in comparison but hey not a bad effort for a first crack and it was cool to i don't know be part of that story and see the car when it surfaced here but now that's moved on to new projects 60 and then the final or the latest prototype of the devel 16. i mean could you imagine one of these on the road could you imagine seeing that on the road just driving away from you or coming", metadata={'source': 'VSVXhc5LlII'}), Document(page_content="of these on the road could you imagine seeing that on the road just driving away from you or coming towards you i don't really know what you would think of it anyway the guys have been really nice great to chat to and their drive and determination to make this happen is really quite incredible and great to see and hear about so best of luck to them with it i'm interested to know what you guys think 5 000 horsepower would you have it can it be done if you go for that you have a race sequential gearbox if you go for 2000 horsepower you can have the seven speed double clutch i'm just mesmerized walking around it and taking it in and looking at this thing and yes pondering pondering anyway i hope you've enjoyed the video and look at the devel 16 at the devel 16 the latest state here in dubai starting price one of these 1.6 million dollars well let me know in the comments down below what you think of it but i'm going to wrap this one up there thank you very much as always for watching guys that is it for this time i'm going to catch up with you again very very soon so make sure you subscribe check out all the latest videos click the bell for the latest notifications and everything as they get uploaded and a big thanks to the guys from develop let me come along and shoot this video anyway thanks again and i'll catch you soon cheers you", metadata={'source': 'VSVXhc5LlII'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHZ1Qz0KiKM | [Document(page_content='I definitely posted a lot during launch week and a lot of you guys who have subscribed for vlogs or cooking videos More like, "What\'s happening!" but for most of you guys who know me, I\'m sure you weren\'t surprised I plan on doing the week with iPhone But I felt like I had posted so many videos within a week that I thought maybe I would just wait and do it two Weeks with iPhone so here we are, it\'s been about two weeks since I got the iPhone X It really is A beautiful device so the first week that I had it was basically filming and shooting and editing videos about the phone So I didn\'t really feel like I got a chance to try it out and use it in sort of an everyday normal Setting like I normally would so don\'t trying our testing week We tried out a bunch of things. The first thing that we tried out that I didn\'t even share on my channel because my sister post of the video is we did an underwater test, "Would face ID work underwater?" And number two, "Would your phone actually work underwater?" And the answer is no. It doesn\'t. The screen doesn\'t work on water. Since this was our video She volunteered to use her phone to do this test. Currently her phone is still working perfectly fine. The iPhone X is rated to be able To withstand at least thirty minutes underwater, it\'s recommended that you don\'t go past 3.3 feet Which thankfully the pool that we were in was about 3 feet cuz my sister dropped her phone, and we both like It for him to be quite difficult to go underwater Try to keep your eyes open while swiping up and trying to see if the phone is actually Responding to your face in this test we did conclude that the phone does not work underwater You weren\'t able to swipe up it also didn\'t recognize her face We did have some difficulties with face ID trying to recognize each of us with sunglasses on in very bright conditions so the reason for this is because if it\'s super reflective the phone is unable to see your eyes in this bright light and if You have the attention awareness on, if it can\'t see your eyes It\'s not gonna unlock your phone. The way that you can get around This is turning off the attention to awareness so basically you won\'t have to look at your phone this does make face ID a little Bit less secure so that means if somebody comes up to you They can swipe up and unlock your phone with attention awareness on if somebody tried to do that to you You would have to be looking at it for it to unlock It has been a little bit frustrating when I\'m outside walking my dog with my sunglasses on and it\'s super bright And I\'m trying to use face ID and it\'s not unlocking him, and he\'s pulling me super hard going to the bathroom And then I\'m trying to clean the bathroom up But I\'m trying to use my phone and unlock it and it\'s not working. So normally effectively I\'m going to be in a situation where I\'m gonna have sunglasses on it\'s super bright I do turn off the attention awareness, but for the most part, I have been keeping it on because it is an extra layer of security. Other than that I\'ve been pretty impressed with face ID I Know a lot of people have been saying with they\'re having problems some of my friends. They\'re saying it\'s not recognizing me It\'s taking too long Even at first my sister was having an issue where it was taking a while to recognize her And I think the reason for this is a lot of people when they first set up their phones It says hey its face ID times, set it up. and you\'re kind of in a hurry you want to set up your phone You\'re not really paying attention. You\'re just sort of moving your head around and I feel like that first set up It doesn\'t get a really good read on your face. So if you are having this problem I definitely recommend going back in Rescanning your face and seeing if that helps. Another thing that I tried was what if I looked like a zombie, what if my face was uncompletely recognizable? Well face ID recognized me. I decided to go all', metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'}), Document(page_content='what if my face was uncompletely recognizable? Well face ID recognized me. I decided to go all out I had this incredible special effects makeup artist Dan Gilbert come to my house make me look like a zombie and see, if we could fool, the face ID. Now one of the things that I read in the Comments is a lot of you guys are Suspect because you sent Justine during this whole process, you were unlocking your face from beginning to end, and the thing with face ID is It learns your face. So perhaps this entire time that I was getting my makeup done I was unlocking my phone Maybe the phone was learning my face throughout the whole process, which is of Very very very very a valid point and that I don\'t really know I don\'t know if that\'s the case. Now the reason that I decided to obscure most of the bottom of my face is because that Previous day that I\'d met Dan we did something for another shoot where I was a zombie and I obscured most of my eyes and most of my forehead so I thought I\'ve been unlocked with most of the top of my Face I\'m scared It\'s gotta be something down here One of the things that I did notice is that when you turn off the attention awareness is it\'s not actively seeking for your eyes So it doesn\'t lock your phone a little bit faster, so again if you are having some issues with it unlocking slow or it\'s out recognizing your face try turning that off try rescanning and Let me know if that works for you. Going back to the sunglasses I tested out probably like 15 to 20 pairs of sunglasses to see if they would unlock But I was right here in a controlled environment where there\'s no sunlight, it\'s my studio light. So with that I\'m not having a lot of reflection so all those sunglasses worked indoors But did they work outdoors and not so much I also heard that people were saying if they are able to unlock their phone using their reflection in the mirror Hmm, let\'s try it It unlocked Yes, it works! So it looks like face ID does work with a reflection of yourself in the mirror Interesting. But it doesn\'t work with a printed picture of yourself. One of the things that I was worried about with this phone is because It\'s so much smaller And I was so used to having the plus size phones that I wasn\'t going to like this as much as I do Surprisingly having a smaller phone is incredible I can fit it so much easier into my purses, into my pants pockets, into my yoga pants I\'ve got like a little side pocket thing when I\'m running or hiking or not really running Closely if just walking the dog around the block it\'s so great to not have such a Massive phone like I previously did. So the form factor of the X is comparable to an iPhone 8 or any of those phones that Are that size but the screen size is actually larger than the iPhone 8 plus. Which kind of puts this in the most perfect, Sweet spot for the size of a phone. I know what you\'re saying, "What about the notch?" "Do you love it?" "Do you hate it?" Honestly I am not really sure, I feel like I\'m kind of 50/50 because there are some times where I\'m like man Just don\'t trying to watch something and then as little notch is there and it\'s like why are you there just? For then other times it does fit pretty seamless with apps so I don\'t really notice it, but to say that I don\'t notice it all, I would completely be lying because It\'s there, like I don\'t know how you Can\'t see it like if you don\'t see this, then I don\'t know what you\'re looking at because it\'s there the knotch is there. But if they were to remove the knotch, I don\'t think I would be upset at all I think that I would be okay if it wasn\'t there I mean I see why they have to have the notch here because there\'s really nowhere else to put it if they didn\'t put the Notch there, then there would have to be some sort of a black bar up here Just to house everything that is inside of this notch, proximity sensor, it has the true depth camera, Speakers can\'t it\'s got so many things', metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'}), Document(page_content='this notch, proximity sensor, it has the true depth camera, Speakers can\'t it\'s got so many things inside of that little notch today I mean I get it, but how are they gonna get rid of it for the next phone, or are they not? Or is this is this the new normal I? Thought that I would be taking a ton of front-facing portrait selfies, but to be honest I really haven\'t taken very many I guess in the past week I\'ve just kind of been playing call of duty, so that\'s really not something that\'s very interesting to take pictures of. Especially a front-facing selfie My friend Joey said he\'s returning his iPhone X, No.1, because he wasn\'t a huge fan of the face ID and No.2, because The camera quality was too good And I a hundred percent get where he\'s coming from because when you take a front-facing picture now. I mean it sees everything It\'s like, "What?!" I\'ve taken tons of photos of my dog I\'ve taken what if I had been taking pictures of I don\'t even know honestly since I got through the iPhone released week I\'ve basically been playing video games, and it\'s been great, so yeah, I\'m looking through here I haven\'t really done a whole lot the past few days Here is a cute picture of My baby boy doggy and his friend Yossi. Fires picture my wine fridge while that\'s really exciting Oh, here\'s a picture of me and Alex Clark we did a fun video the whisper challenge video And we unboxed a very fun the Star Wars Jedi Challenge game What else are some wine, got a LAN party, more pictures the dog? Yeah, I basically have Done a lot. So other than taking pictures my dog. I\'ve been very very impressed with the new snapchat filters now granted I don\'t really use Snapchat as much as I used to I feel like most of the time when I\'m going to post something on snapchat I end up just posting it on my Instagram stories But I decided to hop into snapchat and test out to the face tracking features that they have now With some of their face filters, and they are very very accurate. I was very shocked. Hey guys. How\'s it going? I\'m just shooting some videos here, but I was testing out a new snapchat He\'s tracking on the iPhone 10 So like it\'s very very and it\'s like here\'s another one with glasses on like look at this like I move it and it does I\'m so impressed. I\'m impressed. Oh yeah, this is This is great One thing that snapchat did right is get in early get the face tracking features and really implement that to the max on snapchat Let\'s see what else have I been doing I mean the phone is obviously so much faster than the 7 although I did kind of have that middle phone I had the iPhone eight between the X so having the jump from the 8th to the X Didn\'t really have an overall feeling of that much difference because both of those phones the insides are basically the same thing Also the camera quality on the 8 is almost identical to the 10 being able to have the slo-mo options to go up to 240 At 1080 is pretty great although I don\'t really use it that often But I have found that I\'ve been vlogging a lot more on my iPhone because every time I go to vlog I either don\'t have my vlogging camera Or the battery is dead and a lot of you guys didn\'t really notice a difference when I went from this to the other one of course I can tell because I\'m the one filming and editing and the front-facing camera on here is obviously not as good as the 4k SONY that I used to film with, but overall the audio on this thing is great the video quality looks amazing. The photos look Incredible almost too good and too realistic. The battery life, I haven\'t really noticed That it\'s been worse than the 8 or the 7 mostly because I\'m always carrying around a movie, so I am unaware of battery life ever I don\'t know if it even gets close To being read I\'m plugging this thing in I\'ve also really loved having wireless charging pad one by my bed By my desk over there, and I even have this one over here, which has been my charger of choice the', metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'}), Document(page_content='By my desk over there, and I even have this one over here, which has been my charger of choice the Mophie Wireless charger, so I use this one of my desk and this one I kind of just move around throughout the house wherever I happen to be and in my bedroom. I have the Belkin one I\'m not really sure why I decided to do that I feel like I like the look of this one and it\'s a lot smaller than the Belkin I have some white lamps in my bedroom, so I felt like the white matched a little bit better But it really is nice. Just being able to roll over from my phone on the charger I don\'t have to worry if it\'s plugged in or if the dogs gonna jump down and knock a cord off the bed It\'s been pretty great so I know welcome Justine to wireless charging why did the pixel to? Decide not to do wireless charging. I\'m so confused I feel like they rushed the pixel to out just to be like here\'s our phone here it is It\'s ready, but it wasn\'t it wasn\'t ready. I will say the front-facing pixel to portrait mode is really really good I did a couple tests of that and I\'ll be doing a future video here Hopefully very very soon of the note 8 the pixel 2 and the iPhone X doing a little photo comparison video comparison I know a bunch of people have already done it But I\'m a little bit late either way even if I didn\'t do this video for you guys I would be doing this for myself anyway, so I just kind of want to test it out and see for myself what kind of results will I get? Stay tuned for that!! So I guess I should probably talk about some of the things that I Don\'t like about the new iPhone X, and there\'s not very many. I know what you\'re saying, "Justine! You buy this!" This is my video. I\'m telling you the things that I like and I don\'t like. one of the things that I absolutely do not like it all and it\'s been driving me insane is closing apps. Now Apple says that you don\'t have to close apps because It doesn\'t really make a difference. It\'s not gonna kill your battery. It\'s not gonna do this It\'s not gonna do that well. I like to close them I like to be able to just go and swipe right down here at the bottom see the things that I have open not Everything that I\'ve opened in the past two months. The problem now is to close apps you have to swipe up and you just hold and if there\'s a There\'s a delay now normally. You would be able to just swipe up from here to close, but now you have to hold in and then swipe up or Hit this little button right her. So, it definitely takes a few extra seconds Just to close some apps when before used to be super quick. Of course This is a software thing so that is a very very easy fix. Hopefully in a future update of iOS 11. Oh gosh, speaking of updates. Wow the biggest troll I feel like in internet history was the iOS Bug where it turned the letter I to like an A with a question mark or something there was a bunch of different things that were happening you would type a specific character whether it was an A or an I and Then you would hit Send and in that sending process between you typing it and actually hitting Send on Twitter or Instagram or wherever This would appear and most of the times when you were typing it you wouldn\'t actually see it until you hit Send Are you posted of whatever it was you\'re posting and this infected Everyone because it wasn\'t just an iPhone 10 thing it was an iOS update it took them probably like four days Maybe to fix it which I feel like is a pretty long time especially when the entire internet was just crumbling at our fingertips Most people on Android couldn\'t see the issues so a lot of them are very confused as to what we were all complaining about or What we were seeing the struggle was real Thankfully that update has been updated so if you guys haven\'t updated to the latest software update on your iphones, please Please too, It will save us all so much hassle. So I guess that\'s it I really don\'t have much more to say that I haven\'t already', metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'}), Document(page_content="so much hassle. So I guess that's it I really don't have much more to say that I haven't already said or I Haven't already posted in a previous video if you guys want to watch all of those videos I'll put a link in the description where you can check out my iPhone X playlist there's tons of fun videos there if you haven't Seen them already, and if you have seen them. Thank you I appreciate it. Be sure to subscribe because I have a bunch of fun holiday videos coming up Which I'm very excited about. Also some more fun, Tech videos, some gaming videos I know a lot of you guys have been requesting a Nintendo switch video, so yes That is coming very very shortly as well. I feel so bad I do so many things on this channel that when somebody gets super excited about something and they subscribe off of that specific video and Then I don't do that thing again for a very long time I just hope that you guys can find some entertainment in something here And that's really my my only wish, really. Well that being said, I'm gonna go and edit this video now So I will see you guys later. Bye", metadata={'source': 'gHZ1Qz0KiKM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ANDjPQPS_Q | [Document(page_content="[Music] hello confetti club it is fixing and today is such an exciting day I'm so freakin excited it is a very special youtube birthday but not my actual YouTube birthday my actual YouTube birthday is August something but today is the fateful day I have received my 100,000 subscribers YouTube play button mmm and so I'm going to do a cheeky unbox for you guys I am a quaking if you look down you'll probably notice I'm a little bit past a hundred thousand that's cuz it takes like five months for these things to come I knew that going in but it still feels like an eternity because you just you're so excited to finally get this beautiful beautiful rumored illustrious it's like a unicorn it's like ooh only rumored will you ever see one in real life oh it's gonna have my name on it imagine if it like had the wrong name imagine if it was like some other random you do it'll be terrible I'm gonna open this bad boy up it says pixie locks on the box which is really exciting but I'm not gonna show you because it's by my hairdress if you don't know what these are I assume most people do but if you don't um YouTube sends out like these plaques called play buttons for different subscriber milestones so the first one is a hundred thousand which is my precious baby I have here today and the next one's a million which is the gold play button so this one's silver when millions gold ten million is diamonds and then after that is there platinum or am I crazy PewDiePie got a special Ruby one but he's the only one who's like vaguely close to 50 million so that was like special for him but yeah it was really exciting he is in there talked so snug [Music] [Music] it's just gonna be me making that sound for the video okay we got some nice styrofoam this is a real unboxing says YouTube on the box and I'm gonna try and get this on camera but also have a pure moment whoa well there's a letter oh you've just done something that very few YouTube creators accomplished how old is this you had an astonishing 100,000 people subscribed to your channel we know that numbers on YouTube can get really big but we hope that you don't lose sight of the reality behind that six digit milestone each and every person who is subscribed to your channel has been touched by what you created they were inspired challenged or entertained you achieve this milestone with hard work perseverance and probably a healthy sense of humor too what you've accomplished can't be taken away from you and we'd like to reckon if you lost if you like went down to under 100k but you already like had your play buttons unto you and you're lucky oops and we'd like to recognize you and all your hard work with a silver creator award a small token of our esteem and respect this is so cute we know that you don't do this for rewards you do it because you have a drive to create and share and because you've found an audience who cares believe us when we say that we can't wait to see what you do next a million subscribers may seem a long way off right now but you're closer than you think and we're rooting for you congratulations you're sincerely sue in watches sick CEO YouTube I'm really sorry that I can't pronounce your name Susan I know they send that to everyone but it's still really cute ever ever ever oh oh oh the back is so filthy that's my baby well that's me but it's on my baby oh I did it Oh shiny shiny shiny this is such a happy day this is such a special moment ah obviously I want to give a freaking ginormous thank you to all of you guys cuz like this is you this isn't like I did a good thing a hundred thousand times this is like a hundred thousand people were nice and like subscribed to me so like that's extra frickin amazing I'm so so so blessed and happy to have an audience that is so sweet and kind and always sweet and kind to each other and me and just so amazing I feel like the confetti club is special and I feel like every creator also says", metadata={'source': '0ANDjPQPS_Q'}), Document(page_content="just so amazing I feel like the confetti club is special and I feel like every creator also says that they're like oh like my audience is the best audience but like with a rock pretty hard every time I go down in the comments people are always like responding to each other helping each other out being sweet on Instagram there's a lot of like pixie locs fan accounts that are hilarious and I started following them and they're so funny and sweet and they're all funny and sweet to each other as well it's just like a beautiful happy community that just loves like colors and fashion and rainbows and sparkles but also it's down-to-earth and real about it you know what I mean it was crazy because my facebook like memory look back on what you did a year ago today thing was me posting about being right under 50,000 subscribers it was like I was like what do I say I was like if I hit 50,000 confetti club members before the end of 2016 I'm gonna cry and now a year later and I'm at a hundred thirty-five thousand and my silver play button and freaking crying and I just thank you I want to make it cute I don't know how I'm gonna do it but I want to make it cute so I'm gonna cut to that I don't want to do anything that would like permanently damage this because I feel like this is a sacred freakin like item that should not be tampered with so I want to find a way to make it kawaii and like fit my room and kind of fit my personality and like be a happy sparkle time but also something that is not permanent because again I don't want to I don't want to mess with this thing that I waited five nights for so we're gonna cut to me on my floor and see how I do that so I has my beautiful baby and my my plan my my beautiful brainchild is to like layer over and cut out a piece of cardstock that I can just ever so delicately scotch tape on so it doesn't actually hurt it even though I frickin put a little ding in it with my laptop when I went to go get the future confetti club member but it's fine it's and I have a large thing of fake flowers because I went through a phase where I just bought infinite fake flowers let's just see how she goes --is what color should I use this is what I got from designer Diaries I don't know if you're gonna be able to see it I feel like it should just straight up your pink though this one's really cool but or I could just like make it that should it be pink I want it to be in my background though of my videos I feel like that's like a rite of passage is to have your play button in the background of your videos I have so many purples am I gonna be okay or I can just do pink but it's on a pink background yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you know what are you doing up there what are you doing up there [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] there yay that's exactly what I had in my head oh look how happy he is oh yeah yeah yay and it's completely reversible because it's all just stuck on the paper that I Scotch taped it to so hey look it's cute but also reversible yay this videos feature confetti club member is Kelly Scott in bloom on Instagram I hope I said your name right she is looking so so cute happy belated birthday cheeky boo rockin that you look nice today TV with so many birthday themes cuz it was your birthday happy birthday again you're rockin it love you to bits you're adorable thank you for your support I love you guys so so much and I will see you in the next video which is not this one because this one is over bye [Music]", metadata={'source': '0ANDjPQPS_Q'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr9oGxr0Qa0 | [Document(page_content="I broke my flip-flop sandals songs if you're in Australia bunch of thong wears [Music] [Laughter] so let's make a pair of hard drive 33 suggest doing it out of stuff that we can find here does that what he said you said superglue zip ties to get some tape to make your own sandals out of the things you use the most so we've got some do it come over here I was thinking like foam we got like my plastics drawer where's my home this squishy foam that I need I think we get too out of that I think we can use some wood to do we have like the wood on the bottom is like the grippy pads plus we want something I think help us lock in the the juice oh you need it we need a sandal design let's do that really quick okay let's [Music] take a picture of it yeah cameraman John has converted the drawing of my feet or the tracing of my foot into an illustrator file that we're gonna cut out on foam and then thin wood so that means it's later time the laser job was off his off the edge like then don't let me put it off yet it's okay okay now I gotta cut the wood piece I don't know what kind of wood to use I was just thinking this that was here we're gonna get two of these or is that that's this we're gonna be able to put that right here no we could twist it oh it's brilliant good job it's just temporary [Music] okay yes so the you know actually I have no idea how this is gonna feel so let's let's just tape my thinking wow I'm not doing a very good job spitting out whole sentences my idea is to kind of cut this into sections so that you've got more flex of the flip-flop but I don't know if that's necessary so let's figure out what it actually feels like when you kick up it like picks the whole sandal up is this no flex jerk but it feels how will this this tape stick to hair no do you want to try one what do you think should we segment it not having leg hair yeah so we got segments where I think the appropriate where you put your weight on your feet your arch we made it up that means Laser bandsaw yeah when this thing folds we want there needs to be more gap because there's a chance this gets curl so I need to take these edges off these edges these edges off all right I'll be back in a second too much dust I just remembered that we also need to figure how the straps go I'm thinking the zip ties we could like trap the bottom of the zip tie under the wood I had a thought the thought doesn't make any sense anymore the little centerpiece should be like here that through there and we also have to go through the wood in the same spot and then we can just wrap this around the wood and glue it down and then this I would look like it goes from the front way back there I got it this is it Bray nope nope nope nope nope nope Oh God okay who I'm doing is I'm drilling holes in the wood so that we can pull the zip types or that feels good this one I haven't even cut that one yet we mass-produces will just code this into the laser fire that fits all right let's glue this is hot glue stick to this let's find out where is that leftover piece Oh sitting on Chelsea oh I forgot about yeah yep that'll work [Music] so pulling the zip tie through oh man she's gonna like you we're straight through your skin it doesn't feel I mean doesn't feel good but it's not like terrible how tight should that be we're gonna bend these down and then like your super glue them - I got it put some foam on these they're done and we made little Garrett John made little cat pads so I'm not slipping I you know I can only die so many times before I can't die anymore so let's go take these out for a spin on the town I'm gonna get blisters on my toes [Music] [Music]", metadata={'source': 'Cr9oGxr0Qa0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZAPwfrtAFY | [Document(page_content='The presidency\nof Donald Trump. The man voted "Least Edible"\nby Cannibal Magazine -six years in a row.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -A-- And I know,\nI honestly know that the prospect\nof talking about Trump yet again feels exhausting. We\'re all so tired of him,\nevery room in America should have a sign\non the wall that counts the number of minutes\nthat it\'s been since someone brought up\nhis fucking name. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-But-- But that is the thing. Trump\'s presidency\nis like one of his handshakes. It pulls you in,\nwhether you like it or not. He\'s had so many\nterrible moments this year, you probably forgot about\nmany of them. Remember when he creepily told\nthe French president\'s wife -that she was in good shape?\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Or-- Or when his\ntacky golf resort was touted on the States Department\nwebsite? Or, when he shoved\nthe prime minister of Montenegro out of the way,\n at a NATO event. Look how proud\n of himself he is! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Look how proud he is! You should at least have to know\nthat Montenegro is a country before making a move that says,\n"Suck it, Montenegro." And there were also quieter\nbut no less alarming moments like when he explained how hard\nhe\'s been fighting to bring "clean coal" back\nwithout appearing to understand what that actually is. It\'s just been announced that a second\nbrand new coal mine where they\'re going\nto take out clean coal, meaning they\'re taking\nout coal, -they\'re gonna clean it,\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) is opening in the state\nof Pennsylvania. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Listen, is it possible that Trump is well-versed\nin and is referring to flue gas desulfurization,\nfluidized bed combustion, and selective\ncatalytic reduction? Sure, it\'s possible, but let\'s agree\nit\'s considerably more likely that he thinks you just\ntake a bunch of coal and scrub-a-dub it\nwith a big ol\' sponge. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Oh, yeah, that\'s right. I\'m saying the president\nfundamentally doesn\'t understand what he\'s talking about,\nand you know what that means. -We got him!\n-(AIR HORN BLARING) -♪ (PRESIDENTIAL\nTHEME SONG PLAYING) ♪\n-We got him! We got him! I got him-- wha--\nI didn\'t get him? -Did I not get him?\n-♪ (MUSIC FLUBS OUT) ♪ I thought-- I thought--\nI thought we got him. I thought-- I thought we got him\nthat time. Well, that\'s fair-- okay. What? You think I don\'t\nhate myself, too? Alright! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING)\n-The point is-- The point is tonight...\nlet\'s pull back from the daily\nTrump-induced chaos and take a look at the norms\nthat his presidency has violated,\nand not the obvious ones, like the fact that he never\nreleased his tax returns, or that his own daughter\nand son-in-law work in the White House,\nalthough, admittedly, I am using the word "work"\nthere so generously that I should be able\nto deduct it as a charitable donation\non my taxes. Or-- Or that instead\nof putting his assets into a blind trust to help\nreduce conflicts of interest, he simply showed America that he has many\nlarge stacks of paper, presumable containing\nthe sentence "I can\'t believe\nI\'m getting away with this," printed 750,000 times. No, instead, we\'re going\nto talk about Trump\'s assault on something even more basic,\nthe norms governing how our leaders engage\nwith us, and how in turn,\nthat affects the way that we engage with one another. It\'s why even the notion\nof "getting him" can feel so hopelessly futile. And let\'s first stipulate\nthat it definitely doesn\'t help that so often what Trump says\nis complete nonsense. We often read transcripts\nof Trump\'s speeches, and it\'s something\nthat everyone should actually do once in a while,\nbecause when you strip away his blindly confident\nentertaining delivery and just read his words,\nit is staggering how incoherent he is. Here is a word-for-word\nreading of a speech where he talked about\nthe Iran nuclear deal. (MONOTONE VOICE READS\nON-SCREEN TEXT) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-(READING CONTINUES) -(AUDIENCE CACKLING)', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='ON-SCREEN TEXT) -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-(READING CONTINUES) -(AUDIENCE CACKLING)\n-Holy shit. That is not a functional use\nof language, that is a drunk driver\ncrashing a pick-up truck -full of alphabet soup.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Trump\'s actual speech patterns sound like when you write\na long text by choosing only\nthe predictive text your iPhone suggests for you. Seriously, we wrote\na message like that, starting with the words,\n"the nuclear," and here is what we got. (MONOTONE VOICE READS\nON-SCREEN TEXT) -(AUDIENCE CACKLING)\n-That makes exactly as much, and potentially more sense,\nthen Trump\'s speech about the Iran nuclear deal,\nmeaning an iPhone would be a more coherent\npresident of the United States. But with Trump,\nwe are familiar enough with his speech patterns\nthat you get the basic gist of what he\'s trying to say. The real damage isn\'t\nin how he says things, but from three key techniques\nthat he uses to insulate himself from criticism and consequence. And if we are not\nextremely careful, all three could have\nserious impacts that far outlast his presidency, and let\'s start\nwith the first one. Delegitimizing the media. Now, Trump has been\nattacking the press since he declared\nhis candidacy, and in a broader sense,\nhe\'s been waging war on the very concept of truth ever since he first\nturned to his mom and said, "Dada," and she said,\n"No, I\'m mama," and he said, "Fake news,"\nand shit his pants. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-Now-- the difference now is,\nhe\'s crying fake news as President\nof the United States, and he is openly proud of it, to the point that he recently\ntried to take ownership of the term itself. The media is... is--\nreally the word-- I think one of the\ngreatest of all terms I\'ve come up with is "fake." I guess other people\nhave used it perhaps over the years,\nbut I\'ve never noticed it. -(AUDIENCE GROANING)\n-He just took credit for inventing the term\n"fake news," which, for the record,\nhe did not, meaning what he just said was technically\n"fake" fake "news" news. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) A-- And you can imagine\nhim saying, "Well, I\'m not the first politician\nto criticize the press. What about Hillary Clinton? What about Barack Obama? What about Bernie Sanders? And that actually brings us\nto Trump\'s second technique, something called\n"whataboutism." It\'s the practice\nof changing the subject to someone else\'s\nperceived wrongdoing. Now, Trump does this\nall the time, most famously when he was asked why he hadn\'t forcefully\ncondemned the neo-Nazis in Charlottesville,\nand this was his response... What about the alt-left\nthat came charging at the-- as you say,\nthe alt-right? Do they have any\nsemblance of guilt? What about the fact\nthey came charging-- that they came charging\nwith clubs in their hands, swinging clubs? Do they have any... problem? Well, actually, no,\nbecause a Nazi killing someone with a car is so heinous, any other issues that might\nbe up for debate, under any other circumstances,\nkind of have to wait their turn. You can be wearing Crocs\nwith socks, but if you\'re using\nthose socked-Crocs to kick Hitler in the balls,\ndo you know what? I\'m suddenly not\nso fucking focused -on the footwear.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) Now-- Now this technique\nof saying "what about..." is actually an old Soviet\npropaganda tool, and the reason it is dangerous\nis because it implies that all actions,\nregardless of context, share a moral equivalency,\nand since nobody is perfect, all criticism is hypocritical and everybody should do\nwhatever they want. It is a depressingly\neffective tool, which is why,\non Trump\'s favorite network, you hear it all the time. The mainstream media\nfocused on the Trump campaign and allegations\nof collusion with the Russians. But what about the Democrat\'s\npossible ties to Moscow? FEMALE ANCHOR:\nFormer national security adviser General Michael Flynn, investigated for\nhis private meeting with Russia, but what about Hillary Clinton? The media wants to call', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='his private meeting with Russia, but what about Hillary Clinton? The media wants to call\ninto question the credibility, uh, and the trustworthiness\nof this administration, uh, but what about Benghazi?\nWhat about the blatant lies that the Obama\nadministration told us? What about the fact that\nBen Rhodes bragged about lying to the media\nand the public -about the Iran deal?\n-HANNITY: Great point. What about the fact that\nJonathan Gruber basically said the\nAmerican people were stupid? Okay, stop, stop, stop,\nbecause here is the thing, none of the errors those people\nmay have made in the past excuse the Trump\nadministration\'s actions. A defense attorney could not\nstand up in court and say, "Maybe my client did\nmurder those people, but I ask you this...\nWhat about Jeffrey Dahmer? -What about Al Capone?\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) What about the guy from\nthe Silence of the Lambs? I rest my case here, people.\nI rest my case." The problem with whataboutism\nis it doesn\'t actually solve a problem\nor win an argument. The point is just to\nmuddy the waters which can make\nthe other side mad, and that actually\nbrings us to Trump\'s third technique... trolling. Now trolling itself\nhas been around for years. It\'s basically 80% of what\nhappens on the internet. It\'s-- it\'s when a\nYouTube commenter says something\nwillfully provocative like saying, "I\'ve aged like\nan apple core in a dumpster." or that I "look like a fucking\npickle with glasses." Now, it doesn\'t matter\nwhether they mean any of that, the point is just to\nget a reaction and to hurt my feelings\nwhich, by the way, it absolutely does. But-- But Trump... Trump may\nwell be the first ever troll to be elected president.\nAnd that\'s right, I said elected. Remember tenth president,\nSprinkles Fuzzwizard? He assumed office after\nWilliam Henry Harrison died and if you\'re thinking,\n"Hold on, Sprinkles Fuzzwizard was not\nAmerica\'s tenth president"... Really? Who was America\'s\ntenth president? Exactly. Let\'s assume\nI\'m right. The point is, as a troll,\nTrump often does things that have no effect\nother than to piss off\nhis perceived enemies. Like when he tweeted\nthis wrestling GIF of himself\nbody slamming CNN, or attacked Mika Brzezinksi\nby saying she was, "bleeding badly\nfrom a face-lift," or, as we mentioned\nearlier tonight, called a leader\nwith nuclear weapons "short and fat." And Trump even once\nretweeted a claim that he was the most\nsuperior troll on the whole of Twitter,\ncalling it "a great compliment." Which it is not,\nbecause sometimes when you do something that\nmakes a lot of people mad, it\'s because,\nand bear with me here, -you\'re a dick.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) If you-- If you sneak\ninto someone\'s house and urinate\nin every heating vent and they get mad at you,\nyou\'re not an epic troll sticking it to the\nsnowflake cucks, you\'re just\nsome fucking asshole. But the thing is,\nTrump\'s trolling is not actually without\npolitical value. Despite Trump\'s few real policy\naccomplishments to date, he has consistently achieved\none thing, and that is making\nhis enemies unhappy. And for many Trump supporters,\nthat itself counts as a major victory. Just listen to how\n Fox & Friends reacted after Trump freaked\npeople out by standing\nwith military leaders during rising tensions\nwith North Korea, and suggesting that it was\nthe "calm before the storm." I feel like he\'s trolling\nthe media. He is-- I think he\'s totally\ntrolling the media there. You do something like that--\neven the smile and the wink. Those of us that are sick\nof the status quo, the forgotten men and women\nwho voted for President Trump, want that town to freak out.\nI want those reporters going, "What do you mean?\nWhat do you mean?" It\'s beautiful to watch. Is it? Why?\nI\'m genuinely serious. Who benefits from mass confusion\nabout whether or not we\'re about to go to war? Are there thousands of\nunemployed factory workers across the Midwest going,\n"Well the plant closed down and I lost my healthcare.', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='"Well the plant closed down and I lost my healthcare.\nBut somewhere, a Washington Post reporter\nis scared of dying, so things are looking up. Mega!" Judging your political success\non how bad you make other people feel\nmakes just about as much sense as judging your success\nas a zookeeper by how many bears you fuck. Oh, wow, that is not\nyour job. I mean, I guess it\'s impressive\nin its own way, but it is definitely not what\nyou\'re supposed to be doing. And the surest proof of trolling\noften comes when a troll is confronted. Because that\'s when\nthey have to either put up or shut up. You may have heard about\ncases where people tracked down the source\nof something awful that was posted online,\nonly to find some sullen fifteen-year-old\nwho just shrugs and goes, "Well I don\'t know why\nI wrote that. I just did it. Stop asking me so many\nquestions." Well, that is basically\nour president now. I\'ll show you.\nRemember when Trump said that Obama had surveilled him\nin Trump Tower, tweeting... "How low has President Obama\ngone to tap-p my phones?" Watch what happens when he\nwas asked to justify that. Well, you saw what happened\nwith surveillance and I think that was\ninappropriate. -That\'s the way--\n-What does that mean, sir? Uh, you can figure that out\nyourself. Well I-- The reason I ask\nis you said he was-- You called him "sick and bad." Look, you can figure it out\nyourself, he was very nice to me\nwith words, but-- and when I was with him,\nbut after that there has been no relationship. But you stand by that claim\nabout him? I don\'t stand by anything.\nI just, uh... You can take it the way\nyou want. Okay, so let\'s walk through\nwhat just happened there. On the internet he claimed\nthat his predecessor committed an extremely\nserious crime. But in person, he is suddenly\nbacking down. First saying Obama was\n"very nice to me with words," then that, "I don\'t stand\nby anything." Which is one of the most frighteningly nihilistic\nsentences a president can say. I would honestly rather\nhear that from a clown holding a knife\nthan a president. Because at least when\na clown says, "I don\'t stand by anything,"\nyou think, "Yeah, that kind of makes sense.\nPlease make it quick." -And...\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) And look, it gets worse, because\nthat interview kept going and Trump was explicitly\ngiven the opportunity to set the record straight\nfor the "fake news media," but he flat-out refused. I just wanted to\nfind out that-- You\'re the president\nof the United States, you said he was "sick and bad" -because he attacked you--\n-You can take it any way-- You can take it any way\nyou want. -But I\'m asking you, because you\ndon\'t want it to be fake news.\n-You don\'t-- -I want to hear it from\nPresident Trump.\n-You don\'t have to ask me. -You don\'t have to ask me.\n-Why not? Because I have my own opinions,\nyou can have your own opinions. But I want to know\nyour opinions. -You\'re the president\nof the United States.\n-Okay. That\'s enough. Thank you. Thank you very much. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) Okay, so... There is a lot that is\ninfuriating about that clip. But Trump going back to his desk\nand pretending to work hard is an objectively funny\nthing to do. That\'s like your dog\navoiding questions by pretending to do his taxes.\nYou never do this, why would you need\nto do it now? Look, while there is nothing new\nabout any of these techniques, they are now coming out\nof the Oval Office. Which not only legitimizes them,\nit risks them spreading, and that, sadly, is happening. Last month,\nCongressman Paul Gosar used all three techniques. First, he suggested\nin an interview that the march\nin Charlottesville may have been\na false flag operation created by the left, which is\npretty troll-y behavior. And when confronted about it,\nhe deployed the other two tools. -It\'s all been debunked.\n-It\'s not been debunked. Absolutely not debunked\nwhatsoever. -So stay tuned.\n-The conspiracy theory that you have put out there', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='whatsoever. -So stay tuned.\n-The conspiracy theory that you have put out there\nhas been debunked. It has not been debunked.\nLook at-- Look at what CNN has talked about with, uh,\nwith what\'s going on with the Clinton administration\nright now with the dossier. Hardly an aspect\nin regards to debunk. You\'re not real news,\nyou\'re fake news. Sir, everything you\'ve said\nhas been debunked, why are you continuing\nto put this out there? So he\'s basically just\ncopying Trump. And if there is one thing\nworse than something terrible, it\'s a cover band\nof that terrible thing. If Trump is Nickelback,\nthat man is Bickleknack. Not as good at it\nas the original, and a horrible sign\nthat the disease is spreading. The problem is\nif that becomes the level of discourse\nin this country, we are seriously\nand lastingly fucked. And just this week,\nwe saw some of these techniques pushed to the absolute limit\nby the scandal involving Alabama Senate candidate\nRoy Moore, who has denied allegations\nof sexual misconduct with a 14-year-old\nwhen he was 32 and called them "fake news." Now, watch Sean Hannity\nthen use whataboutism to derail\na discussion about it. This 14-year old girl,\npurportedly, according to\n The Washington Post, told two of her girlfriends -what happened in real time.\n-SEAN HANNITY: Here\'s\na tough question... Do you think Bill Clinton,\nin retrospect, was a predator? But, that is not what this\ndiscussion is about. You might as well have said,\n"Here\'s a tough question, \'If you had to guess,\nhow many lobsters are there?\'" -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-"Like total? In the world?" Is that worth discussing?\nSure, but first let\'s finish talking about\nthe Senate candidate who may have made sexual\nadvances on a child. And, look, whether Clinton\nengaged in predatory behavior is absolutely a legitimate\nquestion, but it shouldn\'t really inform\nwhat we do about Roy Moore. And, even if you believe\nthe Democrats are guilty of a double standard,\nthe solution is not to have no standard whatsoever. That is why it\'s so important\nto train ourselves to identify these techniques because their\nnatural endpoint is the erosion of our ability\nto decide what\'s important, have an honest debate, and hold\none another accountable. And that erosion\ncould be so gradual that it\'s difficult to spot. It\'s like being murdered\nby a sloth. It happens very slowly\nand you might not notice -until it\'s too late.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) Now, listen, this is all\nvery bleak. I cannot pretend that it isn\'t, which is why it is so important\nto take some hope from this year\'s small victories\nlike the Muslim ban being blocked by the courts\nafter massive public protests. -(AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)\n-Or, or, the attempts... to appeal Obamacare stalling, thanks in part to people\npressuring their lawmakers. And, just this week,\njust this week in Virginia, voters rejected Ed Gillespie\nfor governor after he ran a Trump-style,\ndog-whistle campaign. And that is encouraging\nbecause it\'s nice to know that if you use Trump tactics in a Virginia gubernatorial\nelection, you do not get\nto be "gubernator." -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)\n-Now... further down the ballot there, Tuesday also marked the defeat\nof Bob Marshall, who earlier this year proposed\na so-called bathroom bill. He lost to Danica Roem,\nwho will now be Virginia\'s first openly transgender\nlegislator. And the tone that she has taken\nis already markedly different. Danica, you were running\nagainst, um, Robert Marshall, an incumbent,\nthirteen-term incumbent. He\'s also a man who referred\nto himself as "Virginia\'s chief homophobe." He refused to debate you\n during the campaign. Do you have anything\nyou wanna say to him? Come January, delegate Marshall\nwill be one of my constituents and I\'m not gonna disrespect\nmy own constituents. Wow, that is incredibly\nrefreshing. Just think about that. She beat a man who openly\ndisrespected her, but given the opportunity,', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content='disrespected her, but given the opportunity,\nshe chose not to respond by tweeting... (READS TWEET) (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) It\'s nice! It\'s nice not\nto have that. And, look, Tuesday\'s results\nshould not make you complacent. They are absolutely no\nguarantee that the midterms will turn out at all well. That is why, though, you should take these moments\nof encouragement to help you keep going. Because the Trump Presidency\nis basically a marathon. It\'s painful, it\'s pointless,\nand the majority of you didn\'t even agree to run it. You were just signed up by\nyour dumbest friend. And-- And the fact is we are not even at mile six\nright now, or possibly even mile three. So, there is a long way to go, and though you\'re exhausted\nand your whole body is screaming for you to give up,\nand your nipples are chafing for some reason,\nthe stakes are too high for any of us to stop. And, I do realize that\nI\'m saying that as we\'re about to stop doing\nshows for the year. But-- But here\'s the thing, we won\'t actually\nbe going away entirely. You might remember\nearlier this year, we used our "Catheter Cowboy"\nto try and get information to the president in the\nad breaks of Fox & Friends. Well, Trump is still watching\nthat show and we know this because The Times wrote\na generally negative piece about its enormous\ninfluence on him. And because of that called it "...the most powerful TV show\nin America." A sentiment that the hosts\nwere very excited about. This program,\nthe program you\'re watching, is, according to\n The New York Times, "...the most powerful TV show\nin America." -TUCKER CARLSON: Wow!\n-AINSLEY EARHARDT:\nDo you know why Steve? Because we have\nthe best viewers. Yes. -No.\n-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) No, you don\'t. Uh,\nyou-- you absolutely don\'t. Oh, an-- and look,\ndon\'t misunderstand, I\'m not saying that we have\nthe best viewers. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, CHEERING)\n-No, no. I\'m not saying that. No! I\'m explicitly\nnot saying that. You guys... are fine. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) The best audience belongs\nto Ellen because this is how they greet her... ANNOUNCER: Here she is now...\n Ellen DeGeneres. -(AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)\n-♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ None of you fuckers did that -when I came out.\n-(AUDIENCE CHEERS LOUDLY) None of you did it! But, the point is,\nthe point here is, just 45 minutes after that\ninformation was on Fox, Trump tweeted... (READS TWEET) So information goes right\nfrom that show into his brain,\nwhich is terrible. Because we would genuinely be\nbetter off if Trump was getting daily briefings\nfrom an actual fox and his friends,\na hedgehog and a weasel with its head stuck\nin a tin can. But, if Trump is going to keep\nwatching that show, we are going to spend\nour hiatus sneaking information\nthrough our Catheter Cowboy. So-- so a number of commercials\nare going to be airing on Fox News over\nthe next few months. Here is the first one... NARRATOR: Attention\n catheter patients... I\'m a professional cowboy. I use catheters and there\'s\ntwo things I know. I don\'t like pain when I "cath"\nand the term "clean coal" doesn\'t refer to the physical\nact of cleaning coal, that would be impossible. Coal is coal. Clean coal is a\nmarketing term the coal industry came up with for stuff like carbon capture\nand sequestration, an expensive process that\'s\nshown limited results at best. Also, Frederick Douglass\nis dead. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)\n-More tomorrow. Bye-bye. -(AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)\n-That\'s good information\nfor him to know. That will be on Fox in the D.C.\narea later this week. And keep an eye out\nfor more of them, because that cowboy has got\na bunch up his sleeve. The U.S. Virgin Islands\nhas a governor, not a president. Here\'s a fun fact... There\'s actually no federal law\nagainst this, thanks to something called\nthe "First Amendment." Just because Jared Kushner\nis smarter than you, doesn\'t mean that he\'s smart. The Navy Seals\naren\'t actually seals. I know buddy.\nI was disappointed, too. There are many non-gold', metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'}), Document(page_content="aren't actually seals. I know buddy.\nI was disappointed, too. There are many non-gold\ndecor schemes that are actually very appealing. During an eclipse,\ndon't do this... Buddy, this can't be that hard. Nazi's... bad. One fish, two fish, red fish... Arm of the executive branch\nthat should operate free from White House\ninterference so as to avoid politically\nmotivated prosecution. -Donald, Donald.\n-(GLASS TAPPING) I don't think he's gettin'\nany of this. That's all for now, Donald.\nSee ya tomorrow. And, remember, if you're\nnot enjoying this, there's no shame in quittin'. (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)", metadata={'source': '1ZAPwfrtAFY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4bAoNAx2uo | [Document(page_content='If you’ve ever seen Quentin Tarrantino’s\nhit movie, Pulp Fiction, you’ll know it opens with a scene in which Samuel Jackson\nshows his surprise regarding the legality of cannabis smoking in Holland and the fact\nthat the French eat their fries with mayonnaise. “Ugh” is his reaction to the use of such\na condiment. Well, we can tell you “ugh” works both\nways, and there are plenty of things Americans eat, do, believe, and say, that European’s\nfind plain weird. Today we’ll look at some of those things,\nin this episode of The Infographics Show, American Things Europeans Find Weird. Don’t forget to subscribe and click the\nbell button so that you can be part of our Notification Squad. We’ll stay with food and restaurants for\nthe time being. As we’ve discussed in other shows, not everyone\nin the world is so draconian about tipping. In fact, in some parts of Europe, throwing\na buck on the counter after receiving a cold beer would be totally insulting. In many European countries, tipping in some\nsituations can be seen as charity. When visiting the U.S., many Europeans might\nfind it weird that a waiter or waitress keeps coming back to your table. In the States, it may been seen as just good\nservice, but to some Europeans, it could be construed as someone getting in the way of\na good meal. That meal, by the way, could be about three\ntimes larger than many people in Europe are used to. In general, American food portions look to\nsome Europeans like they are supposed to feed two people. It may also seem like an act of largesse to\nsome Europeans when someone keeps refilling their glass of soda or cup of coffee for no\nextra cost. In terms of the food itself, as we noted earlier,\nAmericans and Europeans have very different ideas about what goes with what. Pancakes for breakfast, with fried chicken,\nare you kidding me, says the travelling European. And what about putting honey on bacon for\nbreakfast? The Frenchman wanted mustard with his sliced\nbeef and tasted something not like mustard but a sweeter version with less bite. The Italian went to Chicago and in one restaurant\nordered a pizza, only to be served what he thought looked more like a quiche or a cake. So, what about when Europeans head to the\nstore. Again, the rather affable smile and general\nfriendliness of staff may seem strange to someone from grumpy England, where service\nwith a smile is certainly no guarantee. In fact, it’s been remarked that American\nfriendliness can result in some Europeans thinking something suspicious is afoot. If that European is in the store to buy a\npacket of cigarettes or a bottle of wine, they may be extremely surprised when they\nget asked for ID, as that might not have happened to them for over a decade or two. On top of Europe mainly having laxer laws\non age restrictions, ID-ing people is not such a big deal as it is in America. Only in July this year, Oasis frontman Liam\nGallagher said he was ID-ed in the US after trying to buy cigarettes. He tweeted, “I’ve just been told I can’t\nbuy cigs unless I got ID, I’m forty-[expletive]-four… has the world gone mad.” Indeed, in his home city of Manchester he’d\nprobably been buying his smokes for 30 years without a problem. And then the European looks inside his or\nher wallet, only to see a bunch of notes that all look the same, all the time wondering\nhow this could possibly make any sense. The good thing is in America you can pay with\nplastic just about anywhere, which is something many Europeans are still not used to. They may also be unpleasantly surprised to\nfind out when they do buy something, taxes get added on top of the price they saw. So, they try and get back to their hotel,\nbut have to ask the way. They are told to walk six blocks this way\nand turn left. Only for some Europeans not familiar with\nthe U.S., giving someone directions using ‘blocks’ may seem weird. Parts of Europe were not built with city blocks', metadata={'source': 'l4bAoNAx2uo'}), Document(page_content='in mind, and just gradually spread in a way that makes it hard to find your way around. When they finally do get back, they settle\ndown to watch some TV, only for some reason the shows are interspersed with commercials\nthat seem to be longer than the actual minutes given to the actual content. This drives some Europeans crazy. At some point, they might come across World\nWrestling Entertainment, and be quite confused at how some Americans can get so worked up\nabout what to them looks like an act with an ending already scripted. You may have to be American to enjoy that\nkind of drama with such passion. Turn over to the news and, depending on the\nchannel, this may also look something like a drama or a soap opera to a European; they\nmay easily believe they are watching a news satire. One of the great things in America, though,\nfor some Europeans at least, is the fact that some things are open 24/7. Can’t sleep, just go out. Shopping hours are relatively quite restrictive\nin many European nations, but in most places in the U.S. in or near a big city, there is\nalways something to do or buy in the middle of the night. In Europe, the BBC reported that London, England,\nand 6 cities in Spain were the better 24 hour cities. Now we’ll visit the sensitive issues of\nreligion and patriotism. World Atlas puts America at the top of the\nlist as the most Christian nation in the world. In the U.S, on any given day, you might hear\nthe word God, or at least see signs pointing to where you might find him. While parts of Europe are also predominantly\nChristian, the omnipresence of God in the streets may seem a little overbearing to many\nof these nations that have forgone church duty. It’s the same with flags everywhere. You won’t go far in America without seeing\nthe Stars and Stripes, whereas in Europe, flags are usually designated to the top of\npoles outside of official buildings. Seeing one planted in a garden may induce\na travelling European to believe that he is at the house of a hardcore nationalist, not\njust someone who is proud of where he comes from. Interesting side note: A 2014 survey revealed\nthe most patriotic country in the world was Thailand, closely followed by the USA. While it may not seem too weird for Europeans,\nthe fact that some people in the states carry firearms might be scary. Per capita, more people in the states own\nguns than any other country. While most cops in Europe do carry guns, it’s\nunusual to see a cop in England, Scotland or Wales carrying a gun. The fact that regular Joes might be carrying\na firearm seems fairly weird to many Europeans. It might not seem so strange to Serbians,\nwho also have a high rate of guns owned per person. Size also matters to Europeans when traveling\nin the States. In America, everything just seems bigger,\nand not just the aforementioned dishes. The roads and streets seem larger for the\nmost part, and if you don’t have a car, it can seem hard to get anywhere, especially\nin a place like LA. The cars themselves seem a lot bigger, large\nenough to crush Mr. Bean in his mini; and the people inside them also seem big on average\n– if not taller, than wider on average. The skyscrapers are taller, and in general,American\nhouses statistically have a lot more space than the average European house. One survey stated that the Danish had the\nmost living space in Europe, still much less than Americans, but much more than the Brits\nthat to Americans might seem their whole house is smaller than their basement. It may not be that weird, but one might ask\nwhy everything is so big in the U.S. As for appearance, some Europeans may find\nthe amount of Americans that are continually decked in what looks like gym wear a bit strange\nas most are not going to the gym. Other styles, that are mostly an 80s thing\nbut seem to have stayed around a little, are the Big Hair styles on some older American\nwomen. Big lips and big breasts, may also be a fashion', metadata={'source': 'l4bAoNAx2uo'}), Document(page_content='women. Big lips and big breasts, may also be a fashion\nweird to some Europeans, while in the USA the president still seems to sport a fake\ntan. On the positive side, Americans all seem to\nhave such perfect white teeth, quite different from those Brits. This was hilariously depicted in an episode\nof The Simpsons in which The Big Book of British Smiles horrifically demonstrated the apparent\nlack of dental hygiene in the country. So, what do you Europeans out there find strange\nabout Americans? And Americans, what do you think is weird\nabout Europeans? Let us know in the comments! Also, be sure to check out our other video\ncalled the Loudest Things a Person Can Hear?! Thanks for watching, and, as always, don’t\nforget to like, share, and subscribe. See you next time!', metadata={'source': 'l4bAoNAx2uo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E4ZBSInqUU | [Document(page_content="♫♫♫ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is, is ,is, is, is, is...♪ (Put your hands up). ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming\nBeatin' down the block, you can hear me coming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking, drums is drumming ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is kicking ♪ ♪ Bass is, is ,is, is, is, is...♪ (Put your hands up).", metadata={'source': '5E4ZBSInqUU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVfyYrEmzgM | [Document(page_content="Hunger claws at your grumbling belly. It tugs at your intestines, \nwhich begin to writhe, aching to be fed. Being hungry generates a powerful,\noften unpleasant physical sensation that's almost impossible to ignore. After you've reacted by gorging\non your morning pancakes, you start to experience \nan opposing force, fullness, but how does your body actually know\nwhen you're full? The sensation of fullness is set in motion\nas food moves from your mouth down your esophagus. Once it hits your stomach,\nit gradually fills the space. That causes the surrounding\nmuscular wall to stretch, expanding slowly like a balloon. A multitude of nerves wrapped\nintricately around the stomach wall sense the stretching. They communicate with the vagus nerve\nup to the brainstem and hypothalamus, the main parts of the brain\nthat control food intake. But that's just one input your brain uses\nto sense fullness. After all, if you fill \nyour stomach with water, you won't feel full for long. Your brain also takes into account\nchemical messengers in the form of hormones produced\nby endocrine cells throughout your digestive system. These respond to the presence of specific\nnutrients in your gut and bloodstream, which gradually increase \nas you digest your food. As the hormones seep out, \nthey're swept up by the blood and eventually reach the hypothalamus\nin the brain. Over 20 gastrointestinal hormones \nare involved in moderating our appetites. One example is cholecystokinin, which is produced in response to food\nby cells in the upper small bowel. When it reached the hypothalamus, it causes a reduction in the feeling\nof reward you get when you eat food. When that occurs, the sense\nof being satiated starts to sink in and you stop eating. Cholecystokinin also slows down\nthe movement of food from the stomach into the intestines. That makes your stomach stretch\nmore over a period of time, allowing your body to register\nthat you're filling up. This seems to be why when you eat slowly,\nyou actually feel fuller compared to when you consume your food\nat lightning speed. When you eat quickly, your body doesn't\nhave time to recognize the state it's in. Once nutrients and gastrointestinal\nhormones are present in the blood, they trigger the pancreas\nto release insulin. Insulin stimulates the body's fat cells\nto make another hormone called leptin. Leptin reacts with receptors\non neuron populations in the hypothalamus. The hypothalamus has two sets of neurons\nimportant for our feeling of hunger. One set produces the sensation of hunger\nby making and releasing certain proteins. The other set inhibits hunger through\nits own set of compounds. Leptin inhibits the hypothalamus neurons\nthat drive food intake and stimulates the neurons \nthat suppress it. By this point, your body has reached\npeak fullness. Through the constant exchange \nof information between hormones, the vagus nerve, the brainstem, and the different portions \nof hypothalamus, your brain gets the signal\nthat you've eaten enough. Researchers have discovered that some foods produce \nmore long-lasting fullness than others. For instance, boiled potatoes are ranked as some of the most \nhunger-satisfying foods, while croissants \nare particularly unsatisfying. In general, foods with more protein,\nfiber, and water tend to keep hunger at bay for longer. But feeling full won't last forever. After a few hours, your gut and brain\nbegin their conversation again. Your empty stomach produces\nother hormones, such as ghrelin, that increase the activity of \nthe hunger-causing nerve cells in the hypothalamus. Eventually, the growling beast of hunger\nis reawakened. Luckily, there's a dependable \nantidote for that.", metadata={'source': 'YVfyYrEmzgM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5CODzeGEE | [Document(page_content="so when you're alive to see a new movie come out in a major franchise you have this unique opportunity to play a fun game where you put yourself on the record guessing what's gonna happen before it happens and no one can ever do that again after it comes out I could just sit here and write my beat for beat fanfic about what I think is gonna happen but that would be painful instead I thought it would be funny to make a bingo card of highly specific things that I think might happen and then when the movie comes out I can play bingo and see how many times I get a bingo in bingo the more specific the better because the nature of a bingo card is that you're not gonna get every square or it's not a good game of bingo so some of these are weird you gotta go big or go home so a bingo card that's 25 things let's go number 1 BB 9 e gets one confirmed kill number two ugly dangerous monster the new trilogy needs some big ugly iconic monster for like a mini boss fight scene that doesn't advance the story something that translates well into plushies or novelty t-shirts something that can attack your ship in Star Tours rathtar doesn't really cut it the original trilogy has rank cores sar lacks whomp buzz the prequels out all those sea monsters around ohto gunga even rogue one had Mads Mikkelsen number three Huck's goes to jail number four kylo doesn't kill Leia kylo Ren already killed his father so killing his mother would be kind of unshockable of something equivalent to what we already knew he was capable of being unable to kill his mother shows inner conflict and it's interesting oh hey he knows about a good time to start that Redemption art Leia won't die by his hand and I also don't think she'll die by anyone elses I think she'll live I think this movie might end with like an aid maybe like a Mon Calamari looking aid to be like general we must move you to a safer location so removing her from the actual action of the story but keeping Leia as a living and powerful presence out of respect to Carrie Fisher dine in real life number five ray learns to swim I think I just want to watch ray struggle to swim and be bad at it because I can't swim I just sink I I'd like to see her being upped in a way that I am number six no poured casualties not even implied ones number seven han Solo as a ghost I don't think this one's gonna happen but we got to put some wild cards in here that's the point of bingo I don't know what I meant by that's the point of bingo number eight Snoke is seven and a half feet tall he's short enough that he's essentially human sized but tall enough that is kind of awkward looking number nine force lightning bonus points afraid as it but somebody should do it number ten rogue one shout out some character from rogue one could get some in name only shout out in a line of dialogue because brand synergy and stuff some incidental character could have the last name and or and you'd be like oh my god what if that's casting indoors nephew well how about that or historical text mentions true in way or Jetta or something number oh look I'm out of fingers number eleven kylo Ren cries real tears you see them in his eyes and one of them goes out on his face he always looks like he's gonna cry but I wanted to actually cry so I can watch and enjoy number twelve Luke is not the father I've said before that there are a lot of reasons I don't want Luke to be raised father I made a whole video on at one time although I find it highly possible that we just won't find out one way or the other until episode 9 but if we do find out Rey's parents in this movie I'm gonna guess that they're not Luke or Leia or Han number 13 and this is the free space gray Rey I've been saying this since the force awakens came out but I think Rey is putting out some serious dark side vibes and I think she's gonna be tempted by it in this movie she had this terrible fight for your life childhood alone raised by this evil", metadata={'source': 'I-5CODzeGEE'}), Document(page_content="by it in this movie she had this terrible fight for your life childhood alone raised by this evil slug monster thing that doesn't really inspire Jedi goodwill and tranquility and stuff but don't take my word for it look at her super dark gray outfit for this movie so yeah I'm really confident in this one I'm making it the free space number 14 lightsaber built from scrap if Ray gets a lightsaber in this movie I don't think she'll build it in the traditional appearance I think since she's a scavenger it's gonna be made of cobbled together bits maybe she'll make a saber staff like Darth Maul but in a different color or maybe she'll just put Luke's lightsaber on one end of her stick thing so it's just like a stabby long thing I don't know weapons I think the thing that will make it look weird and unique is that it'll just be this hodgepodge of different materials and metals maybe like something you'd build with the blade builder lightsaber system get yours at Target today it comes in purple number 15 Rose Tico is us by number 16 Rose Tico's sister will die I've learned basically nothing through osmosis about Rose Tico's sister except that I'm pretty sure she has a sister and her sister is a pilot for the resistance being a pilot is a pretty dangerous job so sight unseen I'm just gonna guess that she'll die horribly and we'll see if I'm right number 17 canto byte alien horse race I know there's a casino planet and I think that for one of the establishing shots like like a two-second shot we're gonna see all these quadrupedal ian's lined up to race and people are like betting on them and we're like oh it's like a horse race but they're aliens because it's Star Wars number 18 somebody dances to my recollection we didn't see a single character dance in the force awakens unless general Hux counts I'd like to see at least one character with a speaking role dance if anything I'd imagine it would be one of the characters that can toe bite but I'm prepared to be pleasantly surprised I like my characters to dance in movies if nobody dances it's hard for me to tell that everything's okay and we had a good time number 19 Luke lives I'm just gonna be bold and make a guess about this one there are two possible outcomes Luke lives or Luke dies fifty-fifty so I'm just gonna get in and say that I think that he lives narrative Li it does make more sense for him to die because he's the mentor I don't know I just feel like they killed Han in the last movie so killing Luke might kind of feel like a rehash and I feel like everybody's expecting it so that might be why they wouldn't want to do it number twenty Poe Dameron turns evil he was on the evil side in that one movie poster literally every character was delineated by good and evil Poe Dameron was over on the evil side what does it mean I'm just kidding actually I think he's gonna die I think you should have died when his ship went down in the force awakens he's living in borrowed time you guys number 21 don't trust laura dern number 22 ray cuts a limb off somebody the last movie echoed beats from a new hope so I feel like this movie might echo beats from Empire but I think the best course of action would be to subvert expectations that Empire lays down a big beat from Empire Luke getting his arm lopped off and I think this movie should have that too but reverse it so Ray's the one doing the lopping it would be kind of shocking and dark and go with my gray ray theory especially if her opponent was already down and she just kind of did it vindictively like that time that kylo Ren was lying on his back in the snow and she sliced his face up she cuts their arm off when she totally could have not cut their arm off not to be mean to kylo Ren but personally I would like it if it was kylo Ren this time - it's a Skywalker tradition number 23 BB 90 is a girl we haven't had a girl asked for Metroid in the movies before and haven't had that many girl droids", metadata={'source': 'I-5CODzeGEE'}), Document(page_content="we haven't had a girl asked for Metroid in the movies before and haven't had that many girl droids in general unless they have stereotypical girl jobs like like delivery room droid thanks I just want this sexless inhuman ball to be called Shi for no reason number 24 c-3po explodes no I'm just kidding I think we're gonna have an arbitrary new stormtrooper armor design like in Episode seven it kind of made sense that the stormtroopers look different now and then in rogue one it was like let's have different colors cuz then we can sell like the toys to go with it so I think this time we're gonna see another new stormtrooper design and it's not really gonna like do anything different she's like yeah number twenty five my lack guess is darkside ending like the movie ends with ray apparently ambiguously turning to the dark side probably with the best of intentions like to get the information that she needs to defeat them although her motivations may or may not be made clear this is my boldest guess and completely baseless but it's bingo go big or go home and I realize that making a bold guess sets me up to look like a huge idiot when the movie comes out and I got it wrong but I have no shame about that I acknowledge that I'm not psychic besides it's bingo remember whatever that means I just figured that since this is the second film in a trilogy it'll want to end with a bang and since there are two years till the next one it'll want to leave people guessing and give them something to make endless YouTube speculation videos about so Ray making a drastic decision with unclear motivations would fit the bill for that like his she undercover is she evil and has to be redeemed and even better kick in the pants would be if as ray is defecting kylo Ren is in the process of turning good again like he comes to her like hey I don't really want to turn good yet but like I don't really like Snoke anymore and I don't want to kill my mom and if I try to leave he's gonna try to kill me I was thinking like I'm powerful and you're powerful you need a teacher and I could teach you and we could kill him together yeah yeah I could be your teacher and we could kill Snoke together because I'm afraid I have a lot of hurt feelings right now I'm also crying while I'm telling you this I'm crying real tears and Ray's like I'm listening to you right now but what I'm hearing is that Snoke has a job opening and you're left with this weird ending where Ray's showing up at the first-order headquarters like who's gonna train me and kylo was like on some planet somewhere like in a swamp like I can't go home and now I'm also gonna die and everybody gets to spend 2018 like what's gonna happen is rave really evil is she playing a long con will kylo Ren go crawling back to Luke who survived this movie will Luke be a bro and loan kylo Ren his prosthetic arm to fight with will Chewbacca ever find love again will kylo Ren train that pork in the force so that's my whole bang card I can't wait for the movie to come out so I can play bingo and and get lots of bingos and call out bingo during the movie in the theater drop my pork I [Music] you yeah that's all I got I'm gonna think of more as soon as I post this so make any guesses about Finn Finn is gonna I don't know I think the Millennium Falcon is gonna blow up you know in Harry Potter when they kill off Hedwig it's like that was your childhood and innocence and we killed it it'll be like that but it's just a ship so you're like oh no no I just have my memories of it and a perfect Lego replica", metadata={'source': 'I-5CODzeGEE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGiqc3HSxEg | [Document(page_content='Johnny: You are tearing me apart, Lisa! When you think of "it\'s so bad, it\'s good", you probably think of some movie with laughably horrible acting and writing. A movie that\'s so bad, it becomes really fun to watch. You watch it and make fun of it with your friends because such a bad movie takes itself so seriously. "So bad, it\'s good" movies go as far back as the B movies of the 40s and 50s. The concept has always been the same. They\'re guilty pleasure movies where you enjoy the movie because of its excessive use of: movie tropes, poor over-the-top acting, and terrible camerawork, and it makes sense It\'s not hard to see the similar laughability of Robot Monster in 1953 and Sharknado (2013). The problem is that analysis of "so bad, it\'s good" usually stops there, but I think you can go much deeper than that I want to talk about what\'s at the core of this phenomenon, and make the case that the techniques of "so bad, it\'s good" are present in tons of critically acclaimed movies, and almost all the time, It\'s done on purpose. So let me explain. Erin: Michael. Michael: Walk with me. "So bad, it\'s good" movies are an extreme version of the idea that audiences enjoy theatrical and over-the-top movies that still take themselves seriously, This concept is called "camp." And it\'s another tool at the disposal of a filmmaker. When you think of campy movies you may think they\'re always made unintentionally. Like Tommy Wiseau trying to film a serious movie and accidentally creating the ultimate camp classic. But that\'s actually not the case. Directors constantly pretend to take their dumb movie seriously to create a whole new level of entertainment. Anthony Ferrante: But if everybody is earnest and serious and treating it like it\'s, you know, a regular earthquake, or it\'s you know an alien invasion or whatever it is, then, then that sincerity kind of translates, and then you can go even further with your villain, which is the Sharknado. You can do crazy stuff. Kimberly Q: And that makes it even more funny. Camp isn\'t necessarily a genre of movies. Some movies can have elements of camp without exclusively considering themselves "so bad, it\'s good." Maybe the perfect balance of camp and sincerity is the Princess Bride (1987). The movie is actually smartly written and well executed while also having a ton of campy and corny moments Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. . . I hate to kill you. Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow. . . I hate to die. The swordfight blurs the line between cartoonish and serious. The stakes are high and the scene is expertly choreographed but they also do random flips. Camp makes the Princess Bride fun to watch without making it a movie people make fun of. It\'s over the top but never too much so and it always treats itself seriously. Camp can actually sometimes save a movie. Johnny Depp\'s performance turns the Pirates of the Caribbean from a derivative action flick to a charming and hilarious franchise. And it\'s because of his campy, exaggerated, but grounded performance. Norrington: You are without a doubt, the worst pirate I\'ve ever heard of. Sparrow: But you have heard of me. Wes Anderson is a champion of camp. His set pieces are famously symmetrical to the point of impossibility. The camera constantly spins from one character to another. He loves using outdated cartoonish special effects And he awkwardly cuts conversations at the end of each sentence. Sam: Why do you consider me your enemy? Redford: Because your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors. Sam: She\'s my life now. Redford: Congratulations. Anderson creates charming and critically acclaimed films despite breaking countless film conventions. Campy film techniques give movies that extra flair that makes them fun and devastatingly rewatchable. Campy filmmakers strike the balance between the impossible and the realistic. So that movies have elements of camp while also having just a hint of', metadata={'source': 'jGiqc3HSxEg'}), Document(page_content='impossible and the realistic. So that movies have elements of camp while also having just a hint of seriousness So they don\'t seem like they\'re trying too hard. Anderson: For me, you know, Rafe is playing a real person and making him a real person and Even though the context is this sort of invented country in this invented version of history and and so on I sort of feel like we just try to make it as realistic as it can be Given given what it is exaggerated and campy filmmaking happens all the time so this Becomes this And this Becomes this Quentin Tarantino loves camp. If you have a villain, make it a school girl and give her a flail as a weapon. His love for the theatrical and exaggerated shows in the fact that in all of his movies characters pretend to be somebody they\'re not. Winnfield: Come on, let\'s get into character. The result is hilariously over-the-top, but serious moments of poor or flashy acting. Landa: Arrivederci. Raine: A-reev-a-durchey. Camp is also extremely common in dialogue; so many movies have characters say things nobody says in real life... Rollo: This is one doodle that can\'t be undid homeskillet. ...but that doesn\'t make the dialogue bad. Well sometimes it does... Johnny: I did not hit her. It\'s not true. It\'s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not! Oh, hi Mark! ...but it\'s also a way to make movies fun. Aaron Sorkin is one of the best screenwriters in cinema, and he loves campy dialogue. In many scenes he favors exaggerated dialogue over what someone would actually say. Summers: Ann. Ann: Yes sir? Summers: Punch me in the face. Go ahead. Aaron Sorkin\'s famous "walk and talk" style from West Wing feels extremely theatrical and contrived It\'s been reused to the point that it\'s been parodied in just about every TV sitcom. He even parodies it himself. Sorkin: Walk with me I\'m Aaron Sorkin. His snappy dialogue also gets reused to an amazing degree. This is you and me talking Dana. I\'m not other people I\'m not other people. I\'m not other people. I\'m not other people! Don\'t talk to me like I\'m other people. But it\'s not bad writing. It actually takes a very talented writer to create a style that\'s so easy to parody, but remains fascinating to watch. He\'s not technically original, but he still keeps it fresh. We can feel his classic style, but we don\'t loathe it. We embrace it. To a crazy amount actually. It\'s almost worshipped to the point where they make actors recreate Sorkin style on talk shows Camp is letting movies be movies and it\'s a concept we feel everywhere. Basically whenever a movie does something over-the-top that would never happen in real life, but the movie still executes it sincerely Impressive clergyman: "Mawwiage..." And "The Room" fits quite nicely into these concepts of Exaggerated and entertaining filmmaking. What makes the movie stand out is that it\'s one of the few campy movies that took itself completely seriously without having any idea just how over-the-top it was. It\'s still camp, but it\'s so unique because of how blissfully unaware it is. Johnny: Hi doggy. Clerk: You\'re my favorite customer. Johnny: Thanks a lot! Bye! And this brings me to the most important component of camp: Camp defies binary thinking in the movies because it\'s both bad and good. It objectively breaks many of the principles of filmmaking: Unrealistic acting, cheesy dialogue, and extreme filming techniques are almost always frowned upon, but the crazy thing is camp is not bad. Sometimes it\'s actually extremely entertaining, perhaps the most entertaining kind of films that exist. Because many directors can be serious and many directors can be funny But not many can be so serious it\'s funny I embrace camp because movies shouldn\'t always play it straight if they don\'t want to. On the contrary, camp lets movies be what they were meant to be: Entertaining. So the next time you watch a movie don\'t just consider whether it\'s good or bad Consider if you like it for', metadata={'source': 'jGiqc3HSxEg'}), Document(page_content="time you watch a movie don't just consider whether it's good or bad Consider if you like it for its guilty pleasures. Consider that it's so bad, but that's not a bad thing It's actually a great thing. It's so good that it's bad. Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza? Johnny: Whatever. I don't care. Lisa: I already ordered a pizza. Johnny: You think about everything. Thanks for watching Outro: Here it is, a groove slightly transformed! Just a bit of a break from the norm. Just a little something to break the monotony of all that hard... [video end]", metadata={'source': 'jGiqc3HSxEg'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU14JY3x81A | [Document(page_content='Hey there, welcome to Life Noggin! What’s your favorite kind of dream? One where you can fly? One where you’ve won the lottery? Some people can manipulate their dreams into\nwhat they want them to be, but how? Generally speaking, dreams are narrative experiences\nthat occur while we’re sleeping, often during REM sleep. You may have heard of lucid dreaming. General lucid dreaming is when you know you’re\ndreaming while it’s happening. Some lucid dreamers even say they can control\ntheir dreams! About half the population has reached general\nlucid dreaming at some point, but it’s not that easy to intentionally do. So, how can you train your brain to have lucid\ndreams and even control them? It’s impossible to say that one thing or\nanother will definitely produce lucid dreams but some experts and lucid dreamers have provided\nsome tips to try to induce them. They say that dream journals could help you\nachieve a lucid dream state. Keep track of what you dream about and look\nout for recurring objects, people and places in your notes. Once you’ve identified them, you may be\nable to consciously recognize these elements within your dreams. You can try to prep your mind to recognize\nthese signs by telling yourself before bed, “The next time I see ‘blank’, I will\nrealize that I’m dreaming.” You may also be able to increase your chances\nof lucid dreaming as you go about your day by doing a mental check of, “Am I awake?” This will encourage your subconscious mind\nto do the same while you’re dreaming, increasing your likelihood of having a lucid dream. In fact, in a recent study, out of 169 participants,\naround 17 percent of them were able to have a lucid dream during the trial period using\na combination of methods. So, what happens in a lucid dream? Well, it begins by you becoming fully aware\nthat you’re dreaming while you’re dreaming. Other than recognizing your dream signs, this\ncan happen in a variety of ways. For example, reading is apparently surprisingly\nhard in dreams. Lucid dreamers say you may try to read a sign,\nsee that the words are jumbled and realize that you must be dreaming, otherwise you’d\nbe able to read them. Lucid dreamers also say it can happen when\nyou notice something impossible or out of the ordinary in your dream… like if you see a dog talking on a cell phone. The dreamer realizes those things aren’t\npossible and that they must be dreaming. Some lucid dreamers even claim to be able\nto control their surroundings, their actions and actions of others within their dreams. Effectively creating the dream they want! Studies have found that lucid dreamers are\nmore coherent in lucid dreams than in regular sleep and that they exhibit increased activity\nin certain frequencies within the brain! The areas of the brain associated with self-reflection\nand self-assessment light up. Wild, right? Scientists have even called lucid dreaming\na “hybrid state of consciousness” that exhibits an increase in networking throughout\nthe brain. So lucid dreaming is definitely a real thing. Other than mental prep, there are a few more\nways to influence your dreams. One study found that if you smell something\nnice, like roses, while you’re sleeping, you’re more likely to have positive dreams,\nversus the horrible smell of rotten eggs, which prompted more negative dreams. Studies have also found that low-current electrical\nstimulation is capable of inducing lucid dreams. Businesses have jumped on this idea, creating\nheadbands that electrically stimulate the brain while you sleep. Experts are reluctant though, because it’s\nunclear what effect this stimulation has on other areas of the brain. Aside from playing around with your dreams\nfor fun, controlling your dreams can be very beneficial for dealing with PTSD and post-traumatic\nnightmares. By mastering these dreams, PTSD survivors', metadata={'source': 'vU14JY3x81A'}), Document(page_content='nightmares. By mastering these dreams, PTSD survivors\nfeel safer in their awake state and have less nightmares, anxiety and flashbacks. Have you ever been able to control your dreams? Let us know \nin the comments!', metadata={'source': 'vU14JY3x81A'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxUwbflE1SY | [Document(page_content="How long did I last? (orchestral music) Oh shoot. 10 seconds. 20 seconds. 25 seconds. I used to play the flute so, it'll probably be a while. A long time. I think I can do two and a half minutes. A minute and a half. Sure, if you wanna time me,\nwe'll give it a shot man. We'll do whatever I can. (light orchestral music) Ready. Ready. It was the longest one\nout of anybody, for sure. I was starting to get a little\nlight-headed at the time. That's it. Okay. Oh my God, I'm gonna explode. Okay. I can't. Okay I'm done. I have to breathe. Okay. Okay. Alright, that's it. Okay. I'm gonna give up. That's a long time. Four minutes? Okay. How long was that? Okay. I was close, with my first guess.", metadata={'source': 'zxUwbflE1SY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puqaWrEC7tY | [Document(page_content='( bright, upbeat music ) ( fire crackles ) Welcome back. Now, for years, Nickelback\nhas been the band that everybody\nloves to hate. It has almost become cliché\nto make fun of them. And, for a moment,\nwe considered that it might be\nplayed out and in poor taste to create a game that makes fun\nof their ridiculous lyrics, but then we decided\nto do it anyway. It\'s time for... I hope not. I don\'t smoke\n"Nickel-crack," Link. It\'s not the \'80s. So then all these are really\nNickelback lyrics. - You just gave away the game.\n- Well, okay, here\'s\nwhat I\'m gonna do. I\'m gonna read\nsome lyrics for you. They may be real and dumb, and that would be\nthey\'re from Nickelback. - Yes.\n- They may be just\nreally dumb, and that means\nI made them up. - Okay.\n- If you get three right-- - Came from "Nickel-crack."\n- If you don\'t get\nat least three right, you\'re gonna be punished with\nthe worst thing I can think of, you\'re gonna be forced to listen\nto a full Nickelback track on noise-cancelling headphones\nin "Good Mythical More." But if you do get three right,\nor more, I gotta listen to it. That\'s right. Here we go, Link,\nhere\'s your first song lyric. What? That\'s it. It didn\'t rhyme\nat the end there. Yeah, well... - Got a little...\n- Yeah. Kinda fizzled out. It probably rhymed\nat some other place. Mm. I\'d like\na big black jet - with a bedroom in it.\n- Who wouldn\'t? Do those exist? If you\'re Nickelback. You know what?\nI think this is real. I think I have\nenjoyed this song in my normal life\nin the past. In the distant past. - Final answer?\n- Final answer. All right, Link,\nyou\'re right. It is real. It\'s from\nthe song called "Rock Star." - Let\'s have a listen.\n- "Rock Star." ♪ I need a credit card\n that\'s got no limit ♪ ♪ And a big black jet\n with a bedroom in it ♪ ♪ Gonna join the mile-high club\n at 37,000 feet ♪ - Sounds like a country song.\n- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nickel Creek and Nickelback\nshould get together. They should!\nAnd make a dime. Nickel Creek\nshould come... ( laughs ) They can call it "Dime Piece,"\nthat could be their new album. You\'re off to a great start. Now, technically, 37,000 feet you\'d be joining the\n7.007 mile-high club, but... - you know what? Math.\n- Oh, you would? - Yeah. But math.\n- Here\'s another one. Oh, she\'s not? "Arson" and "scar, son"... Uh-huh. ...definitely rhyme. It\'s got Nickelback\nwritten all over it. Nickelback\ntwo for two! All right, Link, - it\'s fake!\n- Oh. - But it could\'ve been!\n- I mean... It\'s, like,\nsomewhere right now, the songwriter for Nickelback,\nwhatever his name is, is like...\n( mumbling ) Oh, yeah,\nhe\'s taking notes. Because I did\nextensive research on every song\nthat has ever been written and no one has ever rhymed\n"arson" with "scar, son." Oh, really? Yeah, that was\ncompletely original. There\'s a first time\nfor everything. Here\'s another one. I can see him showing up, he\'s\nlike, "Guys, gather \'round. Yeah. I got an idea\nfor a new track." "I bet you\nthere\'s a man in there." "There\'s a-- you know\nabout an hourglass? Well, there\'s a man." Yeah. "He\'s in the sand,\nhe\'s in the sand, yeah." This is...\n( laughs ) It writes itself.\nYes, Nickelback. Link, this is a little bit\nof a trick question. These are real lyrics,\nbut they\'re not from Nickelback. - ( buzzer ) \n- Who is it? They\'re from\nPuddle of Mudd. That\'s Puddle of Mudd - with two "Ds."\n- Yes. Not to be confused\nwith Mud the band, or Mud II the band,\nyes, that\'s a thing, or Muddy Waters,\nthe blues musician. Not to be confused\nwith "Muddy River," a song by Johnny Rivers, not to be confused\nwith the Los Angeles River, not to be confused\nwith drinkable water. Never try to\ndrink Nickelback - is what you\'re saying.\n- Yeah, well, that\'s the moral of the story.\nOkay, here we go. Yes, no. - What does it mean?\n- Mm. Anything you want it to. Literally,\nthat sounds like something we would\'ve written in the\nWax Paper Dogz days, you know? It\'s, like,\nit\'s nonsensical, but it sounds cool. - Yeah.', metadata={'source': 'puqaWrEC7tY'}), Document(page_content='Wax Paper Dogz days, you know? It\'s, like,\nit\'s nonsensical, but it sounds cool. - Yeah.\n- Sounds real cool. I gotta keep riding my money\non Nickelback. I cannot step away. - All right, Link,\n- Nickelback. - you\'re correct!\n- Yes! This is from\n"Where Do I Hide?" Let\'s have a listen. ♪ Got a criminal record ♪ I can\'t cross\n state lines ♪ ♪ First on the bad list ♪ And you\'re last on mine - I can\'t take anymore.\n- ♪ Lookin\' for a scape-- I can\'t take anymore. If you don\'t listen\nto the lyrics, which I think is the way\nyou\'re supposed to enjoy it-- Yeah. I mean,\nI\'m just being real. - Don\'t be real, Link.\n- It was catchy. - What?\n- It was catchy\nback in the day. If you don\'t try to make sense\nof it and you\'re like, "Yeah, this is good,\nI think." I was thinking,\n"Speaking of \'where do I hide?\', if anybody has an answer let me know."\nBut if you... You don\'t want to\nhide from that? I kinda liked it. Okay, Link,\nyou\'re two for four, so that means,\nif you get this one right, you do not have to listen\nto Nickelback and I do. Okay. - Mm.\n- It\'s all true. It\'s all true. - No, it\'s not.\n- Ladies love limousines. We\'re not gonna make\ngeneralizations about ladies - just because Nickelback does.\n- I\'m just saying,\nin my experience, any time I\'ve gotten\nout of a limousine\nand there\'s a lady there, - she\'s...\n- Don\'t. Or a man. - What-- just... don\'t--\n- I\'m just saying. I\'m not with him\non this. - Ladies--\n- Everybody loves\nlimousines, okay? Ladies love long cars. ( laughter ) It\'s a rapper\nfrom the \'80s. Um... You know, I\'ma dance\nwith the one that brung me. It\'s Nickelback. - You\'re right, Link, it\'s real.\n- Yes! Yes! Yes! Feast your ears\non this. ♪ After hours and alcohol ♪ Every club,\n we\'ve seen \'em all ♪ ♪ As long as we don\'t need\n to stand in line ♪ ♪ Party scenes ♪ And billboard dreams ♪ The ladies love\n those limousines ♪ Oh, man. ♪ Ladies love\nthose limousines ♪ Don\'t become a fan. That was from the song\n"See You At the Show," and, Nickelback,\nno, you won\'t. Really got a way with melody,\nthose Nickels. Congratulations, Link, you\'re gonna make me\nlisten to Nickelback while you get to play\nwith cute dogs in "Good Mythical More." ♪ And light \'em\nup, up, up ♪ ♪ Light \'em\nup, up, up ♪ ♪ I\'m on fire! Click through, because\nwe did the impossible. We taught some old dogs\nnew tricks in the next segment. Check out the latest episode\n of our podcast "Ear Biscuits" to hear all about\n our Tour of Mythicality\n and more juicy goodness. Juicy goodness.', metadata={'source': 'puqaWrEC7tY'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyrefjMs64k | [Document(page_content="so uh how y'all doing first off welcome thank you so much for being part of the final stretch every single conversation that you have with the voters of the 13th district matters so so so much there's a few things that they need to know number one I'm a 33 year old stepmom number two I was born two buildings over that way so I've lived here my whole life number three I was the lead reporter the Gainesville Times coming in this community for nine years two months in two weeks all that means is I know a public policy issues because I covered them I've completely emphasized the issues that unite us instead of the discriminatory social issues that hurt our community that's the message I want you guys to bring out to the doors today when we vote we what we want I can't hear you when we vote we when we felt we we felt we let's go in we're on our way to the headquarters of Danika Rome a trans woman who's running for a state delegate position there are monuments to Confederate soldiers kind of everywhere it must be difficult anywhere but especially in a small southern town to be transgender and to open yourself up to the sort of criticism that comes with running for public office I wouldn't want to run for public office in the town where I grew up it's really moving to see momentum behind transgender people today especially in the political world hey how are you good yes today going we are on pace today to knock over ten thousand dollars Danika isn't a career politician she's part of the new wave of first-time candidates running for office all over the country she's focused her campaign around policy not gender and hopes her hometown roots and years of experience reporting on local politics will help her win over voters but she's up against an established Republican who's been in office over two decades and the race is so close that it could go either way so with hours until Election Day her campaign and army of volunteers are out in full force [Music] you haven't been in the middle car before here I love live music you know that's my thing and I've barely got any shares this whole year whatever time I'm not spending on the campaign I try to spend with my family and that's it I don't have a social life anymore I don't have normalcy what is a day like make phone calls knock on doors stress up we are in a small neighborhood that I can't remember the name of but it's in the middle of the woods and I'm told it's near where Danica lives so she's come here today so that she can talk with people who she's close to in her community she might not know them but she lives in the same neighborhood a son Danica is hoping to unseat Bob Marshall a GOP lawmaker who's 25-year career in politics has largely focused around anti LGBT policies like opposing gay marriage and bringing North Carolina's restrictive transgender bathroom bill to Virginia schools Danica's campaign is focused on highways and teacher pay but bob seems to have focused his campaign around her transition he's misgendered her in interviews sent mailers alerting voters that she's trans and refused to debate her on the issues route 28 is like one of the key parts of your campaign I'll try the key yeah that's about it you know I mean fixed route 20 and innovate my slogan on January so we're on route 20 right now but Minister this area in particular if this was 7 o'clock Monday morning right now this is bumper-to-bumper about transportation affects every single person every single person every person even if you were a shut-in and you never drive if you have Goods or anything provided to you then transportation affects this is a defining difference all right you can even read it in the paper I spent that interview talking about route 28 delegate marshal declined to be interviewed for them I've been talking about this for 10 months and what's delegate marshal hitting me on my gender does this surprise you the way that he's approaching this", metadata={'source': 'iyrefjMs64k'}), Document(page_content="delegate marshal hitting me on my gender does this surprise you the way that he's approaching this campaign no I came to realize a long time ago that when people talk smack about you based on your gender it's not about you now they might pick apart your looks they might say that your voice is too deep they might say that your hands are too large I've heard every nasty thing under the Sun turn out oh I've heard it all and Here I am you know two days away from Election Day feeling pretty damn good about hours away yeah and it's just like you know why all that stuff just smack don't tell me why I can't succeed tell me what obstacles are in my way that I need to overcome in order to succeed hi my name is danica I'm running for the House of Delegates how are you you know whenever you're out in the world we never know when someone's gonna know whether or not like your what your gender is and that they could make an issue of that it never comes up how do you deal with the uncertainty around it or do you not bother you at all look I won't have done if I thought that I was gonna get myself killed doing this I would have done it but at the same time I know the risk associated with it I know I could but I also know that just by being here by me running this race I'm making it more possible for other people like us to run races like this Robin S's my life story is a typical white I was in fifth grade for sure I knew I was trans by the time I was in seventh grade there was zero question about it and I had no one to talk to I didn't know anyone who was like me all of the trans people I had ever seen work you know character jurors on Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones and Mario or whatever you know for me to think back about it it's like there's a lot of sorrow that goes into it and at the same time I can say like you know I can remember a lot of good stuff too but I kind of mentally blocked out a lot of the 90s just be honest with you you know you go to bed at night you could wake up the next morning and the last thought of your day the first all your day is still half not her yet you know and how I can't live as her coach became eager why stay into adulthood and thorough transition it's [Music] for a local delegates this is amazing after Trump won there's been a clear rise in energy and grassroots movements especially on a local level and dandak has made the delegate position in the State House Representative school I have been involved with Danica's campaign actually since I believe it was February she's so funny she cracks the best jokes like she's just very real and very down-to-earth so I've been involved ever since all of these people are giving up their Saturday to go and knock on doors sometimes I met Danica out of metal shown Fairfax one thing that really inspired me about Danica is like the confidence that her voice just like really it's art it's really hard to explain anything she's gonna be a good candidate I absolutely yeah she's very smart he knows so much about you know policy and just really good candidate she's gonna do Jamie nice to see Jamie Kenzie thank you guys for being here I'm just [Laughter] anytime that same container comes into your office that's a good day you will not stop Danica Roman in anything related to this state and especially this community we win some of these races we win these statewide you're gonna see 25 and 30 and 35 year old first time candidates popping up in every legislative race in every congressional race all across this nation well I've seen you do your best work I know you can do it you're the battleground with the battleground so let's go win it's really exciting seeing all of these people here the election is quickly approaching and the momentum is high [Music] so tonight is our last night together as a team in the privacy of her own know cocoon here before we changed the world tomorrow I'm really excited I'm scared I was I've been really", metadata={'source': 'iyrefjMs64k'}), Document(page_content="here before we changed the world tomorrow I'm really excited I'm scared I was I've been really really scared especially the last few weeks and I've been scared my whole life I've been scared a transition I was scared to get into this race you all know how I talk about Littleton your own transphobic Clara her mom taught me align first because a campaign talking about how this poor little kid you know when she finally decided percent as a little girl who she is at school she got the crap kicked out of her imagine how scared that little girl was to go to school after Trump's inaugurate our Trump selection last year and she decided she was going to do it anyway and now I'm gonna try to make it a little bit easier for her and how amazing it's gonna be after what happened last year we get a thing you know what discrimination is a disqualifier inclusion is a victory lap and once we have fun this what's left to do right [Laughter] we're here outside of a school where Danica is speaking with voters at the very last minute before they go in to cast their votes it is frigid out here there are people with coffees and coats and come out to vote despite this horrid weather hey how you doing hey Angelica yeah how are you I don't know what's your name Laurie Penco hey Laurie thanks for coming on out and battle in the rain forest okay yeah you can get you got you got my word on that go to the left and straight ahead I'm in this to win I'm not in this for you know a merit badge of courage oh the trans woman right now and what a great job she did no I'm a minute four fifty point zero one percent of the vote I don't have a plane beat don't have the pace my doctor and this is it I'm all in on this election almost eight o'clock here the polls have been closed for less than an hour and there's a lot of energy in the room people are really excited as you can see it's not just Danica here it's the Democratic Party who've come to celebrate and to work and hope that their win tonight's election more came in just in the last couple of minutes that's crazy now at the 7920 precincts and she's at fifty three point four percent so we've just heard that 90% of the local precincts have reported and she's leading with 55% [Music] [Applause] a couple things two members of the NBTA Fairfax County Board of Supervisors and of course General Assembly we will fix route 28 - every person who's ever been singled out who's ever been the misfit who's ever been the kid in the corner who's ever needed someone to stand up for when they didn't have a voice of their own this one's for you this election has to prove nationwide that discrimination is a disqualifier point here that no matter what you look like where'd you come from how you worship who you love how you identify and yet how you rock bring those ideas to the table because this is your America - this is our Commonwealth of Virginia - this is one of the people who came to watch Danica's victory speech tonight was Clara the 10 year old transgender girl who Danica talked about the night before the election she was being bullied pretty badly with kids making fun of her and they kept going after her and like a lot of kids that go through this kind of bullying she decided that it wasn't worth it and she tried to jump out of a second-floor window and she kept telling me that there was nobody like her and she was too different nobody would ever understand her and there was this article about Danika i remember thinking there's hope and this and she had to see it yeah when I showed her no article and she read it probably three times and her jaw just kept dropping and she looked up at me when she was finally done with this smile on her face that I had not seen in months and she said she's just like me I said she's just like you she said how does she do it how did she put herself out there in front of everybody and do that and I said because she knows who she is and she said if", metadata={'source': 'iyrefjMs64k'}), Document(page_content="out there in front of everybody and do that and I said because she knows who she is and she said if Danica can do that I can do that and so now that's her motto that's her catchphrase it's there Danica can I do that I can and from that point on she's been dreaming of being the next Danica she gave us so much hope I mean it sounds like she really changed her life she gave me my daughter back has it changed the way that you see your future do you feel like you have a future now and that I can come president one day yes or do the same thing Danica - yeah absolutely congratulations Clara high five you did it girl [Music] one of the things that you mentioned this weekend was about how many people have come out to support you particularly this one young trans girl and Sarah I was fortunate enough to meet her tonight and she shared a bit of her story with me and it really hit home for how meaningful just being visible is the best contrast I had with Ella commercial on social issues in particular on January than anything else was just my presence my mere presence was the contrast it's just yep I'm here and I am unapologetically here yeah so now what but kids like that I mean I'll speak up for her rights any day of the week we have to take an account people who have been historically disadvantaged and making sure that they have a fair shot but their quality of life that they can succeed in their quality of life just like anyone else they can enjoy the same quality of life anyone I want them to understand that they can succeed because of who they are not for what discriminatory politicians tell them they're supposed to [Applause] seeing Danica win tonight made me feel like it's possible that things can change in the United States that politics on a small scale can have national impact you know for any transgender person whether you're a journalist or a politician you're always concerned about whether someone's going to be able to see beyond your gender and tonight Danica and her success in this race proved that yeah it's possible [Music] you [Music]", metadata={'source': 'iyrefjMs64k'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MltuW2kcREI | [Document(page_content="Do you know what, I'm gonna be totally real with you guys I Okay this shirt I look... It's a cute shirt trust me it's just it's this angle that's bad for it and, I'm not gonna go change so... Wearing a different shirt now I'm not, gonna lie to you guys i searched the web for hours yesterday trying to find a fun thanksgiving recipe because as we all know thanksgiving is in a few days, weeks. I don't know I'm no Thanksgiving specialist but, it's coming up and I wanted to make a thanksgiving recipe for the fam for the squad cooking with Emma, squad. But no. I could not find anything that inspired me. Instead we're making funfetti cake. Welcome back to another installment of cooking with, Emma. I know, we all love it. Well, especially me. I think I'm the one who loves it the most. It's fun. Actually, do you know what? Hold on a sec. Oh this? I am taking cooking with, Emma to a, whole new, level this season. no. This episode. Usually I have to like get my hands all dirty and then i try to touch my phone to like See the recipe and then I like scroll in my photo album to like find the recipe that i screenshot it and it takes forever but now I got it right here so this already is going off to a fucking swagging start. This recipe is gluten-free, vegan... anyone can eat it basically unless you're, like, allergic to sprinkles I don't know. Preheat the oven to 350. This is old hat for me ok I've been doing this for months. I'm feeling like this might be the episode where I don't have an epic fail. Don't wanna jinx it though. Ow. Is this even oven safe? Made in USA. Oven wear...Oven wear. This can work in the oven. Or so I think. Oil that shit up baby. Oil it up! I'm gonna use coconut oil today to grease this shit because I don't know about you but I am a health guru. ooooooooo! woooooo! Sorry I kinda got carried away there. Okay also this camera angle is ass. My camera setup for cooking with Emma is different angle every single time It's just different, okay, so it's hard for me to set this up. The large mixing, bowl, combine all dry ingredients. Ew. I'm never doing that again. Big bowl. How big though? By large, bowl, do you mean like this or do you, mean like this? I don't know if you guys bake a lot like I do... if you start like mixing all your ingredients in a small ass bowl, that is just a recipe for disaster. You will have flour and shit all over your kitchen because it's just--you can't! So the bigger, bowl is better. Even though this is impossible to wash. I am not hashtag privileged. A hashtag kardashian and I don't have a dishwasher so I have to hand wash this shit. And it's huge! First ingredient... oh, shit. The first ingredient is already complicated because this recipe is gluten free, we basically are using oats as flour. But obviously oats, as you can see here, are big! So I have to grind them up myself. Ugh! I feel like I'm literally in the 1300s grinding with a fucking windmill or some shit. So we have to use our blender today I'm just gonna use one of these little pussy blender cups, because like, that's just the best option. That was one of the worst things that ever happened to me odhh i didn't say, what i'm making, okay? I don't even think i said what i was making i'm making fun fetty, cake That's a mess i love funfetti i think funfetti is one of the best kinds of cake in my opinion, do you Want this this is gonna be too small this is gonna be way too small, we need the food processor? Where is it i don't know i have no clue, where is it i'm at? A loss for words i don't know, where it is oh here it is yes? See, that's much better i'm kind of hopeful for this episode i think it might be good for me i think it might be really Good for me now it's time for emma to attempt to use this i have no clue, how To, use it okay so far so good power on? Maybe this isn't gonna, be so bad after all i've never made my, own flower before i feel like a pilgrim Speaking of pilgrims", metadata={'source': 'MltuW2kcREI'}), Document(page_content="so bad after all i've never made my, own flower before i feel like a pilgrim Speaking of pilgrims it's almost thanksgiving i personally am not the biggest fan of thanksgiving it's just not my fav Okay, thanksgiving for me i like it but, because i'm a vegetarian i don't have That many food options that i can eat so like it's not as fun for me as it is for everyone else on the other Hand i do celebrate black friday? Often pre-heated when you learn, about the history of thanksgiving it's kind of depressing but, we all talk, about that so this is our sweetener? It smells so odd it always smells weird oh my god i never bought, my measuring cups out sorry, yeah, oh, also if you, want to know something fun i One tablespoon of baking powder that's a lot of fucking baking powder that's so much I don't know How to feel, about that hopefully i don't get poisoned i don't know. Anyway, okay, now, we mix this You know most people have a whisk at their house it does the job and it does it just fine but My, house, my house is a little bit different because in this house, we raise baking gurus in this house, we have mini whisks If you, have seen, some cooking with, us with, me of course you're, familiar with, the mini whisk, but if you have not then please, meet my little friend this is my mini whisk he's honestly the star of this show Moral for is mini whisks are better than regular whisks and i don't need to discriminate looks like something gordon ramsay Would probably shit out of his, ass one cup of freaking, milk jesus christ Well i'm using almond milk today because guess, what, this recipe is vegan so oh This, recipe called for a flax, egg, which is basically like When you mix flax seeds with water and it forms like a gel and it's supposed to be like in a kind of well see I didn't want to do that because that seemed like a lot of work So i'm actually going to be using 1/4 cup of applesauce instead because i googled it and it said that applesauce can Replace eggs in any recipe that might be where i fuck upl this could be the end at the same time i was not trying to Make a flax, egg, so like it was just this is just how. It had to be vanilla extract Let's see if we fucking spill this today Fuck I already, spilled it i uh i always spill the vanilla *gasp* again? are you kidding? I totally jinxed it Last ingredient, well not quite nut butter in the recipe it says you can, choose any nut butter You, want but it says, we recommend? cashew Butter which is weird but it's even better because that means all of you guys with peanut allergies or? Even almond allergies you guys are safe to eat this recipe you are welcome a hashtag versatility, okay? You're, welcome anyways cashew, butter i don't know how i feel about it on its, own but in recipes i've actually Had it in recipes and it is phenom You know so it says 1/2 cup of melted I have a bunch in front of my microwave right now let's move it out of the way That's up to pee so bad if you pee so bad but like i'm not gonna go because, oh? I'm busy right now. Cashew, butter, is sticky as fuck that's probably, why, we're supposed to microwave it, oh? sorry, neighbors and Okay, we're gonna warm this up for 30-second intervals it doesn't tell me how Many sprinkles to add it just says, add sprinkles so like this is gonna be fuckin wild can i also tell a story About them i bought these sprinkles this one too getting these sprinkles, was not easy, may i also mention getting this Cashew, butter, was not easy i had to go to two stores to get this cashew Butter i had to go to three stores to get the sprinkles wow Okay, i kind of explained that badly, okay, so first i start out By, going to trader joe's they, did not have sprinkles or cashew, butter then, i went to whole foods They, had cashew, butter, which i then purchased, but they, did not have sprinkles at all then i went cvs And i was like they must have sprinkles no it was walgreens, fuck you Walgreens", metadata={'source': 'MltuW2kcREI'}), Document(page_content="all then i went cvs And i was like they must have sprinkles no it was walgreens, fuck you Walgreens They had literally every kind of baking thing that you would ever need, along with 15 different flavors of jell-o but they did not have any sprinkles so then last but not least i go to safeway, shout out to you safeway, i found exactly the sprinkles that I needed did I just burn this? Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew, maybe I did just burn this i don't know Okay, now it looks like it's time to actually, add the sprinkles i'm adding a bunch, okay i'm sorry They're all sinking to the bottom look, they all sunk to the bottom i can't even see it okay that That was a sound i'm sad to say it but the mini whisk has to go into retirement for now Because this is a big, bowl and it requires the big guns i don't know About you but i like a Ton of in funfetti i don't like it to be just like every once in a while you get a little color spec i like There to be fucking color specs muffin, everywhere, okay, this matter smells so, weird so we're two balls deep in it now you, that's a gross Okay, anyway i'm to add more sprinkles fish i knew that this was gonna happen i was gonna go overboard i'm gonna go overboard that's So much better Okay, i think we're. Like almost done which is like really weird if you like, these videos always go by so quick Because like i'm just like a really efficient, baker i'm just really efficient in the kitchen There's one of those pour batter into greased baking dish and top with extra sprinkles Right balls i mean, okay so this is my, baking dish It kind of looks nasty it literally kind of looks like, ass no no not like Ass it looks like actually poop feces have you heard of her, oh, oh? oh Okay, i ate too much okay She's so cute, okay, she's going in the oven now 25 minutes baby Normally i'd be really upset that i'd have to wait 25 minutes for this to be done but in the meantime i have another assignment I have to make the glaze because obviously this is cake, not so it needs to have like Some sort of frosting classic glaze on the top obviously Okay, two tablespoons of coconut, butter You, don't know, what coconut butter is i don't either so that's fine where's my tablespoon i'm freaking out, oh? oh i grew in the same shit this is so hard that's what she said coconut butter is so hard i Can't even get it out. Okay, that's like i'm gonna work out for the rest of the year 15 seconds on the clock Next step it's adds two scoops of protein powder to the coconut butter so i have all of these i don't know Which one to use i'm super ripped if you can't see so, my, like, main food group is protein powder so i have a lot, laying around, and Where's, my, fucking mini whisk She i have to piss i have to piss i've had to pee this entire filming process Half the reason, why i talk so fast because they, always have to pee this, makes me nervous Because protein powder to me actually, like realtalk protein powder is kind of doesn't taste good i mean i love the effects? Because it makes me fucking ripped Oh it has like nice little vanilla beans in it that's so cute it has like little vanilla beans in it that's an artsy bro Okay, i mean it's not the worst thing i've had i mean it's up there but it's not that bad i can definitely consume this On top of cake especially yeah count, me in so i should probably clean up my station this is my Melis hair part about fucking with, emma, is it i'd actually clean up after myself which is appalling? Why'd i do that, why, did that why, did i do that i really? Don't want to clean this up i do not, want to clean this up right now i do not Want to clean it up i don't ever want to clean up ever if it was up to me i don't know i just would Never clean up again It's ready let's see how it looks look at her she looks kind of good i think i can't really no Oh, i think she's done Okay, so this is i have to let, it sit for another five minutes which, is kind of a long", metadata={'source': 'MltuW2kcREI'}), Document(page_content="she's done Okay, so this is i have to let, it sit for another five minutes which, is kind of a long time and i'm a Little bit pissed, because like i was ready to eat but all good things come with time All right it looks like i'll see you little sweetie babe It's time to, assemble the pie i mean cake, what the fuck we're. Just gonna, add that glaze straight on over? Look at that We are so cute together she didn't really hold, together too, well but she Also, is kind of brown, which i guess is what you would expect, if he trying to make healthy, cake But it's all about the flavor let's just have a nice bite She's not great you know, she sucks i'm mad don't make this at home i tried, okay? I, did she said it didn't work out, oh? But i hope you have fun with me anyways if you Did give this video a thumbs up subscribe to my channel comment down below Anything you want i love you all so much appreciate every single last one of you and i can't, wait to see you next time you", metadata={'source': 'MltuW2kcREI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ68j2J_GOM | [Document(page_content='GUS: Uuuuuuuh... Hey Josh? JOSH: Yeah? GUS: Uhm... I\'m tryna take a shower right now, I don\'t- Not really sure what I\'m lookin\' at. Uh... What do I do to get started? JOSH: Ok so um; You see the panel there? You\'re gonna wanna type in the password, It\'s "Hemoglobin". GUS: "Hemoglobin"? JOSH: Yeah "Hemoglobin", as in, like, the cell? GUS: The cell that carries oxygen through the blood? JOSH: Yeah, yeah, yeah. GUS: Ok. JOSH: "Hemoglobin" is the password. (Computer Beeping) GUS: (Mumbling) He-mo-glo-bin... (Error Noise) Uhhh... It says denied. JOSH: (Mumbling) Denied... GUS: Yeah. JOSH: Oh, OH yeah uhm... Yeah, actually we changed it, it\'s "Platelets". GUS: Ok, "Platelets". (More beeping) (Accepting Noise) JOSH: Yeah, sorry, I had the wrong cell type. GUS: Ok it went through, now what? JOSH: Uhm, so, You\'re gonna wanna take the pull start, And just give that a few tugs. GUS: The pull start? JOSH: The pull start, Yeah. You see it right at the bottom there? GUS: Uhhh, yes! Okay, (Engine attempting to start) Its not, The engine\'s not turning over yet. JOSH: Yeah, yeah, I forgot to tell you, You\'re gonna want to have the choke on, Make sure you pull the choke all the way out, And kinda feather it once it gets- GUS: Ok, ok ok ok. (Engine starts) Ok, yep, it\'s up! It\'s running. JOSH: Ok, now you\'re gonna want to listen carefully, Pull down the red lever. GUS: "Pull down the red lever"? JOSH: Yep. GUS: Ok... Uhm, (Creaking noises) It\'s pretty tough! Ugh... Ok, JOSH: Ok, you got that? GUS: Yeah, it\'s down. JOSH: Alright, now push the aquamarine button. GUS: "The aquamarine button"? JOSH: The aqua- the aquamarine button, yeah. GUS: Ok, (Error Noise) It\'s not doin\' any- Oh, aquamarine? JOSH: Yeah, Aquama- Aquamarine. GUS: OK (Error Noise) Oh shit! Oh! Josh, It\'s squirtin\' ketchup! JOSH: Not the teal button! The aqua- aquamarine button. GUS: What? JOSH: Don\'t hit the teal button. Hit the aquamarine button. GUS: Oh, Uhm, (Accepting Noise) Ok, It\'s go-, it\'s um, It says "Engaged"? "Engaged"? JOSH: Yeah it should be, that should be good. GUS: Ok, uhm... The water\'s not running, Should it be going, right now? JOSH: Uhhh... GUS: Ya know what Josh this is just, This is too much! Just forget it dude, I\'m taking a bath. Josh, your bath is working, right? JOSH: Yeah sorry, bad news on the bath... That only works on Tuesdays. GUS: Son of a bi- ♫♫', metadata={'source': 'lZ68j2J_GOM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0hAC8O7RoI | [Document(page_content="what up guys today is the day you've all been waiting for we are finally taking the Miura to CarMax now you guys totally blew up the other video it's over a hundred thousand views has like almost 4 000 likes absolutely ridiculous so thank you so much I'm gonna set a light goal today of five thousand five thousand that's it I know you guys can do it you blew up the other video 5 000 likes the Diablo will go next the Diablo is a one of twelve only 12 in the world exists it's a special edition it's called the Alpine Edition so yeah five thousand likes the Diablo go next no need to wait any longer let's take this thing to CarMax really quickly before we leave what do you guys think they're going to give us so when you sell a common economics they look at auction results the auction results from the Mira s the last mirror s that sold as far as I know is Mecum Auction about two or three years ago I'll put it up right now see almost 2.6 million dollars and that car was in bad shape the guy who bought it how to put like 500 600 000 into it so he's a good three million dollars into it so three million into it what do you think they're gonna give us for this [Music] [Applause] [Music] John's got to be here for this too park next to the Mirror so I'm at CarMax um and we're gonna get the appraisal so he's gonna shawna's gonna walk you over uh what you got what they do yeah perfect yeah one of the things we do is we walk around the car we want to take down any conditions that may impact the value in any way get down the options of the vehicle get down the vent of the vehicle so what's gonna happen to us we're gonna go inside send all the pictures of my regional and uh do some research and see what we can offer for you okay from this point 15 to 21 minutes okay awesome yo I'm actually shocked by the amount of cars they have here look at this Shelby GT500 like what [Music] a GT350 wow wow a Jaguar F-TYPE [Music] you know CarMax is stepping up their game like this is no joke I want this car this is Avalanche gray it's called and this is my favorite color this is the color I almost gotten when I was looking [Music] 54 how many miles was it say the miles [Music] damn this is a beautiful car [Music] I want it I'm gonna start it up [Music] you know how to open the valves yeah okay [Music] [Music] well thank you so yeah I'm super excited to be here this has been a long time in the making um so the mirrors just parked right over there they are working on getting us an offer um they're I don't know they're going with their regional managers and stuff what oh my he's freaking out over this Jesus anyway uh yeah so they're working on getting uh an appraisal because it is such an expensive car that I need to check with a bunch of different people they need to research auction results and a bunch of stuff so uh I mean let's see what they're gonna give us I say 100 Grand like that's what I honestly think 100 Grand the CarMax has been so amazing about this PR public relations they have been so nice and wow they're just so nice here so thank you CarMax I know you guys are watching this so thank you CarMax like seriously CarMax good for you M4 2015. 2015 M4 damn m235 you guys have stepped up your game he just realizes m235 2016. that's a very good deal [Music] why is it got two lock boxes and this M4 even has the full carbon fiber roof I am proud of what CarMax has turned into this is the most expensive car ever taken at Carmax like any CarMax any CarMax is like no one has taken the car of this value to a CarMax before next time we're gonna bring a 918. it's cheaper but new hypercar that was a horrible comparison [Music] honestly in my opinion this is one of the most beautiful cars ever made without it though it's amazing the ZL1 looks huge compared to it I know [Music] so some things that are making it difficult to evaluate is Orange is worth more than any other color well most other colors green is worth", metadata={'source': 'U0hAC8O7RoI'}), Document(page_content="to evaluate is Orange is worth more than any other color well most other colors green is worth more the Orange is worth more than a majority of the colors and uh it's a series two it's a late Mira s which is going to make the car more valuable a lot more valuable because it more represents the SV so uh yeah hard car to evaluate 65 000 original kilometers and of course the Gated shift oh this is exciting the guy just said he's going inside to get the offer so he'll be out in a second huh how much do I think I said okay anywhere from 100 to 200 why 900. I don't think they're gonna offer 900. here he comes with the offer so what am I going to think about this all right man so we really appreciate you bringing your car by today here's your written offer for CarMax this is how much we can offer you on your vehicle today um as you see we didn't even have the Maria in our drop down menu so the notes down here show the car that we appraised here okay with the mileage and all that fun stuff so the software's valve for seven days and we appreciate you bringing it by hope you had a great experience with us awesome well thank you you guys were super nice thank you I appreciate it enjoy your afternoon guys thanks for coming by if you're interested in that Mustang let me know awesome thank you we sold it not I do still think this is one of the most expensive offers ever given to someone at caught him oh without a doubt without a doubt yeah I I'm unaware of anyone ever getting more than two or somewhere around close to a 200 000 offer gotta take the thumbnail all right guys well there you have it 199 and 998 dollars so 200 Grand girl uh obviously we did not take that offer I knew CarMax wouldn't buy it what are they going to do with it they can't put it on their showroom who's going to walk in and buy a mirror all right well you guys know the goal 5 000 likes let's hit 5 000 likes on the Diablo go next so that's the end of the video peace out guys", metadata={'source': 'U0hAC8O7RoI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq89wYzOjfs | [Document(page_content="oh yeah thank you very much so this gentleman certainly needs no introduction my name is Marc Bezos and you're all welcome to call me what my friends do they usually just refer to me as Jeff's brother by the way just so you know it actually does go both ways my brother has a TED talk about small acts of kindness being a volunteer firefighter and it has millions of views and every once in a while somebody will stop me and say I love your TED talk about being a firefighter and small acts of kindness and I if I I usually you know say well thank you but that's really my brother his TED talk but if I'm in a hurry I just say thank you thank you yes absolutely but if any of you do get confused I'm the one with the smaller bank account to your left so he's the big brother so Jeff before we get started I think you know this is a obviously a crowd of influential people people who are starting out I think we might as well just make the most of their time I'm just going to dive right into this if you don't mind let's go you are captain of industry amazon.com private spaceflight with Blue Origin the Washington Post levels of you know Fame and wealth that are hard to comprehend I guess you know one question that probably is at the top of everyone's mind is if you had to choose one thing what would you say is your favorite part of having me as a little brother [Applause] I think I've taken the liberty of writing some thoughts I know you answer this and there are many things I love about having mark as a brother but what he just did is number one at the top of this what I am with my brother I just laugh continuously yeah because he's the funniest guy in my life well thank you you're an easy audience and I appreciate I am actually an easy audience that is true he is I am alright so so here's what we're going to do if all of you don't mind so the fact that you know a fireside chat among brothers this is not unique for us this is something that we do quite often it's rare that we have you know a couple thousand more closest friends with us yeah and it's also really usually actually have a fire yes and bourbon yeah which we don't have now but now so and what what we're going to talk about the things that I'm gonna chat with Jeff about or not the sorts of things perhaps that you would hear in most interviews because you know I don't you know 2p2 rules is not really my jam so we're not going to talk about those things but you know we do have a shared history you know so what I really want to focus on is you know the influences and the inspirations that have led to some of the things the foundation of you know what is a little intimidating he knows way too much it's so and what I'd like to do is invite all of you to join in on you know what is some of our greatest hits I guess from my point of view and because we have such a shared history what I've done wants to gesture grin as I've gone through and taking the liberty of pulling together a bunch of family photos so I'm gonna be throwing some of those up behind us and just so that you guys can sort of understand so if we start talking shorthand you'll understand what it is that we're referring to so all sound good all right so I am gonna and I appreciate your page that this is not the sort of thing that I usually do so I appreciate your patience so we're just going to dive right into it so when we were kids we would spend every summer on our grandfather's ranch in South Texas we called our grandfather pop that's pop there's pop right there we were probably just fixing that windmill yes always fixing windmills yeah before you were climbing them and smashing bottles upon them which he did recently in a Instagram video so you know one of the things that we that we would do you know every summer it was really a magical experience there's a little Jeff yeah that was my maximum cuteness right there all downhill from there that that's a 1962 International", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="that was my maximum cuteness right there all downhill from there that that's a 1962 International Harvester scout we all learn to drive beyond that car that car once you can drive that car you can drive anything and then this is so there's the two of us that is Jeff teaching me how to open or close gate which doesn't seem like it would be that complicated but I was having trouble wire gap gates are tough and then this is that's red well that's Christina or sister Christina but the horse red that's red that's yeah so I guess one of the things that that we learn every summer yeah this is pop again so there was as we as we alluded to with the windmills there was always work to be done on the ranch and yeah one of the the things that you know I think we learned to value and you've spoken about this in the past is the the role that resourcefulness self-reliance yeah plays it's certainly on a place like the ranch but yeah can you talk a little bit about well so one of the great things that you learn first of all we had a very fortunate lucky childhood we got to spend a lot of time with pop and our grandparents and you learn different things from grandparents than you learned from parents it's just a very different relationship I've spent all my summers on his ranch from age 4 to 16 and he was incredibly soft for Lion you know if you're in the middle of nowhere in a rural area you don't pick up the phone and call somebody when something breaks you figure out how to fix it yourself and so as a kid you got to I got to see him solve all these problems and be a real problem solver he even did his own bed Neri work he would make his own needles for the suture up the cattle with he would like take a piece of wire use a blowtorch to heat up pounded flat sharpen it drill a hole through it make a needle and some of the cattle even survived and so you know but but you did we learned a lot of things from watching him because he would he would take on major projects that he didn't really know how to do then figure out how to do them you know a good example of that is you know you guys built a house yeah I think I think he bought this out of a Sears catalog it was a kid house and we built that thing somebody came out it all showed up in big boxes and somebody a professional came out and poured the foundation and then we did the rest of it but I'm pretty sure it was quite a project in going there some of that you can see some of the cows there that didn't survive procedure so you know when I was going through these it certainly I came across this photo yeah I'm not exactly sure what it was you're doing here almost positive looks like we got wrong maybe that vent really pissed me off I don't know that's certainly well I think there's a couple things here first of all OSHA would not be pleased with the way you're on that ladder and you know here's as though you've you're crafting a spear I don't know what I'm doing yeah so and you know I think that you know if you can talk a little bit I know that there's you know this bulldozer in the background that's a caterpillar bulldozer that my grandfather bought used for five thousand dollars which is an enormous bargain you know this thing it should cost way more than that the reason it was so cheap is it was completely broken the transmission was stripped the hydraulics didn't work and so we spent basically a whole summer repairing it and big giant gears would arrive by mail order from Caterpillar and we would you know we couldn't even move the gear so Mike the first thing my grandfather did was build a crane to move the gear so that's that kind of you know self-reliance and resourcefulness and the you know there's also there's a story that you know is somewhat legendary in our family one of the things that pop did one summer it was a little out of character oh I know what story you're talking about so he really actually was a very careful conservative", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="oh I know what story you're talking about so he really actually was a very careful conservative sort of person not prone to crazy acts or anything who kind of introspective and even and very imp and introverted quiet person but one day he was all by himself he had driven to the ranch and he was at the main gate to the ranch and he forgot to put the car in park and so when he got to the gate he noticed that the car was slowly rolling downhill toward the gate he thought this is fantastic I have just enough time to unlatch the gate throw the gate open the car is gonna drive right through and those will be wonderful he almost got the gate unlatched when the car hit the gate and it caught his thumb between the gate and the fence post and it stripped all the flesh off of his thumb it was hanging there by a tiny little thread and he was so angry at himself that he ripped that piece of flesh off and threw it in the brush got back in the car drove himself to the emergency room in Dili Texas 16 miles away and when he got there they said this is great we can reattach that where is it and he said I threw it in the brush they drove back with the nurses and everybody and they all they looked for hours for the thumb and they never found that piece of flesh something probably eaten it so they they take them back to the emergency room and they said look you have two choices you're gonna have to have a skin graft for that and we can sew your your thumb to your stomach and leave it there for six weeks that's the best way to do it or we can just cut a piece of skin graft from your butt and just suture it on and it won't ever be as good but the advantage is your thumb won't be sewn to your stomach for six weeks and he said I'll take option to just do this skin graft from my butt and they did that it was very successful it worked fine and he but the funniest thing about this story is that I have incredibly vivid memories when we all do of him he definitely his mornings were completely ritualized who'd wake up eat breakfast cereal read the newspaper and shave with an electric razor for a really long time like he would shave with that electric razor for like 15 minutes and while he's eating his cereal and when he was done shaving his face with that razor then he would take two quick passes over his thumb because his thumb group but hair which by the way did not bother him at all no he was completely unfazed by unfazed so thumb but hair aside you know the the value of resourcefulness right and and self-reliance what how do you how do you apply that to you know the work that you do on a daily basis how do you well I think you know there are a lot of entrepreneurs and and people pursuing dreams and passions in this car you know you always you you the whole point of of moving things forward is you run into problems you run into failures things don't work you have to back up and try again each one of those times when you have a step back and you back up and you try again you using resourcefulness you're using self-reliance you're trying to invent your way out of a box and I have with tons of examples at Amazon where we've had to do this we've failed so many times we have write the iowa's think of us is a great place to feel because we're good at it we have so much practice and I get to give you one example we many years ago now we started we wanted a third party selling business because we knew we could add selection to the store that way and we started Amazon auctions nobody came I think maybe our mother the only one who purchase something I bought a coffee cup you got a coffee I did okay so there were those who purchasers and and and that's an we so we said well look we do we open this thing called Z shops we train which was like fixed price auctions again nobody came I didn't use that and then finally and each one of these failures it's like a year you half long and so we're trying to invent new things", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="each one of these failures it's like a year you half long and so we're trying to invent new things and we finally came across this idea of putting the third-party selection on the same detail page is the same product detail pages that we had our own inventory on our own retail inventory on we called this marketplace and it started working right away and so that just that resourcefulness of trying new things figuring things out what the customers really want yep yeah pays off and everything and it pays off even in your daily lives you know how do you help your children what's the right thing my wife has a great saying we let our kids use even now they're 17 through 12 but even when they were 4 we would let him use our knives and by the time they were I don't know maybe 7 or 8 we would let him use a certain power tools and my wife best to her credit she has this great fascia so I would much rather have a kid with nine fingers than a resourceless kid and which I just think is a fantastic attitude about life luckily you have resourceful kids with 10 fingers yeah exactly and you know I know that resourcefulness is so important you actually if it was a prerequisite for the selection of a spouse right so this is yeah I had I did in my 20s this is you know you way you know pre tender pre-match calm and so I had this but at a certain point I decided I wanted to get married and I had all my friends setting me up and I had my list of criteria and this was like good old-fashioned blind dates I went on dozens of blind dates and it turns out it kept meeting people who were professional blind daters and I sort of became a professional blind dater and so we would sit down and most of the conversation was quickly about how yeah we're not right for each other but how do you meet people and you know it's actually turned into a right but when I was time my friends my criteria one of the ones that I would list was that I wanted a woman who could get me out of a third-world prison and my friends were like what are your future plans you know and I said no it's just a visualization for somebody really resourceful because I you don't want to go through life with teammates who aren't resourceful and so you do want to go through life with people who if you need could get you out of prison hypothetically speaking hypothetically speak yeah so you know so this is a picture from the recent that was last summer I think yeah we took that we were on a family vacation and I you know so this one jumped out at me because you know you're doing Mackenzie curls there with your wife and you're looking a little buff and so that of course you know made me think of this now as internet memes go swole Jeff is pretty cool right so you know if swole mark raced across the internet I'd be pretty psyched but you know I I this got sent to me by so many people variations of this right oh my god your brother what sauce your brother yeah and then you know but it confused me because in all honesty this is what I grew up with [Laughter] [Applause] yeah I'm just saying right so that you know where when you guys saw us well Jeff I was like I was surprised too right I mean Isis yeah this image sexy right that I I remember that I am how old are your Halloween costume I am one of I had some friends and we went as the foo no no no wait wait wait wait wait there you go here we go that is yeah yeah the winners Ladykillers chicks love that they love that that we were we were very successful in high school so as fitness goes and then and then you know there was this guy who's like what late 90s Jeff right something like that and you know your eating habits at this point in your life we're not great no my this is this is you won't even believe the story it's gonna have to believe me that I tell you this is true when my wife and I got married I had been eating a whole can for a couple of years I had been eating for breakfast every morning a", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="I had been eating a whole can for a couple of years I had been eating for breakfast every morning a whole can of Pillsbury biscuits so I would wake up in the morning I would preheat the oven to 375 I would get out the bacon the baking sheet I would crack open the Pillsbury biscuits place them on there and with butter and I would eat the whole coke in and I was skinny Ezreal and it was just and I am I after watching meat when so then we get married and she watched me do this every morning as my spouse for like three months and then she finally stopped me one day and she said do you know what's in that and I was like honestly that wasn't even a concept for me that there was something in food you know that there was like I had never read a nutrition label in my life I eat what tasted good to me and so she kind of showed me the ingredients label and we had a little very rudimentary discussion about nutrition and I stopped eating the biscuits well I'm frankly very happy and somewhat surprised that you survived all of that we're glad you're still with us so she was incredulous so one of the things I want to talk about a question that that we've talked about before you were 30 years old in 1994 when you decided to start amazon.com you had a great job you had I remember you had a great apartment on the Upper West Side married for a year had been married for you had not been eating biscuits for nine months and I'm just you know how did you go through making the decision to drop it was a very good job and take it take this chance it all seems very obvious now right this many years later that it paid off but at the time it was not obvious no no it was and and and I did do a lot of soul searching I I went to my boss at the time and I really liked my job and I told my boss I was gonna go do this thing start an internet bookstore and my wife had already told my wife and she's like great let's go and I I said so I'm also gonna do this he's like this is a good idea so I think this is a good idea but it'd be an even better idea for somebody who didn't already have a good job and that sort of made some logical sense to me and he convinced me to think about it for a couple of days so I went away I was really trying to get my head around how to think about this and I think for me the right way to make that kind of very personal decision because those decisions are personal they're not like data driven business decisions there they are you know what does your heart say and for me it was I could the best way to think about it was to project myself forward to age 80 and said look when I'm 80 years old I want to have minimized the number of regrets that I have I don't want to be 80 years old in a quiet moment of reflection thinking back over my life and and catalog you a bunch of major regrets and I think that regrets our biggest regrets in most cases you can murder somebody okay you'd regret that but in most cases our biggest regrets turn out to the acts of omission its paths not taken and they haunt us we wonder what would have happened I loved that person and I never told him and then they married somebody else I did you know I didn't do this and so that's the frame of mind that I put myself in and I and once I did that once I thought about that way it was immediately obvious to me I knew that when I'm 80 I would never regret trying this thing that I was super excited about and failing if it failed fine I would be very proud of the fact when I'm 80 that I tried and I also knew that it would always haunt me if I didn't try and so that would be a regret it would be a hundred percent chance of regret if I didn't try and basically a zero percent chance of regret if I tried and failed so I think that's a useful metric for any important life decision and this is this is you know our sister took this photo but you know she was I don't understand why she thought this was a momentous occasion you and", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="photo but you know she was I don't understand why she thought this was a momentous occasion you and Mackenzie yeah we're about to take off driving across the country to start Amazon go to Seattle and that's a yellow lab kamala named after a Star Trek character we're so happy to have these family photos but we can't for the life of us figure out why Kristina bothered to take them but we're so glad she did and then you know she also was smart enough to tell you to leave the dog yeah she saved us probably because we were to drive across the country with the dog which was probably not a good idea she said I keep the dog and when you after you guys get settled I'll send you the dog so what a question I have is you know we just talked about the fact that you know there was certainly no guarantee that Amazon was going to or no there never any kind of startup I think what would Jeff Bezos be doing if this hadn't worked out I I I think I it's a good question and nobody ever really knows what life what twists and turns life takes my best guess is I would be very happy software engineer yeah and working on anything in particular today I might be I don't know I'm very very curious about machine learning and artificial intelligence and and you know we're doing a lot of that probably I would be attracted to that field today and if you know I thought this question I not sure exactly how you would answer it but I am curious you know like your fantasy job not the one that would pay the bills well that I have I have is Union and you know what it is I think he knows my guess is bartender I and I do have by the way I'm really glad I'm wearing my honey badger don't care a t-shirt there it and that thank you for that photo because it looks like I've had about four of those yeah I appreciate you that's like a Bloody Mary that's a really start what are brothers for early start but yeah I have to make a mean cocktail I I do I pride myself on my craft cocktails and I I am and I I do have this fantasy that I want to be a bartender and I know that it is a fantasy like if I were actually a bartender right there fight like it's I'm glamorized the job in my mind I know that but but I love people I like talking to people I love making cocktails you're not very fast I'm super slow it would have to be a bar we'd have to charge a lot for drink and they would and you'd be Europe there'd be a big sign behind the bar that says you can have a good or you can have it fast which is what but yeah I have I have a kind of fantasy there so if we could shift gears a little bit I want to talk about Blue Origin yeah so Blue Origin is your private spaceflight commercial spaceflight company and we'll talk in a minute about all the work that you're doing in that regard but I guess what I want to focus on for a minute or two is the inspiration for that the passion behind it so you know I'm gonna put up a phone this one's really more embarrassing for me than for you but so here we are this is like you're about to block a soccer kick or something that's I'm auditioning for Alvin sorry the far right there is our dad that's Chico in the man over there on the right he's Cuban and it's a kind of you know it's one of those tricks at the universe place on you that my mom's name is Jackie and my name is Jeff and there's no J in Spanish and so he still has to call her Jackie and me yes but he sounds exactly like Ricky Ricardo delightful guy but yeah that's the whole crew that's the whole crew there so you were the bounding Torian of your high school in Miami and I had the opportunity to give a speech yeah at your graduation and you I think the vast majority of your speech was about colonizing space I think all of it I think all of it is yeah right so I still remember your closing line I mean even then it stood out to me yeah and it was do you remember I do I remembered the closet it was something like space the final frontier meet me", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="do you remember I do I remembered the closet it was something like space the final frontier meet me there that was a that was yeah so and I've been passionate about space rockets and rocket engines since I was a 5 year old boy and so you know I want to talk about that a little bit cuz you know we've talked about or you know it certainly the story you've told about having seen the moon landing in 1969 right so this is pop again that's Christina that's our sister on the floor so this was a very familiar setting for us anytime pop was watching TV yeah he had perfectly good furniture I can see it but yeah no place for laid on the floor to watch television and you remember as seen exactly like this when you were watching the lunar landing yeah no he yeah and I I do think you never know exactly you know you don't choose your passions your pastures choose you how you how they are form you're never completely sure but I do think you get imprinted somehow early on with certain things you just get excited about them and because you're excited you pay more attention and they grow and that's spaces like that for me I watched Neil Armstrong step under the moon when I was five and you know I I do wonder I know that pop was a big fan of the Watergate trials also watch those and yeah I'm setting just like this he was kind of a news junkie anyway religiously you obsessively watched the Watergate hearings I you know do you think at some level that might have influenced you at least by the post yeah it's hard to know you know I bought the post because I think it's an important institution and you know I told the team at the time like you know I the post at the time had it was kind of financially upside-down had a lot of work to do no fault of their own the internet had really taken the wind out of newspaper companies and I said look you know I would not buy a say financially upside down salty snack food company but post is real institutional I think matters and and needs some runway so that's why I did it I happen to know the guy who owned it for so many years yeah Don Graham who is just an amazing person and so that all worked out but did watching the Watergate hearings with pop on the carpet have influenced that probably right at some level you know so going back to to Blue Origin I mean you know space has been such a big part of your life for so long and certainly every memory that's induced and we lived in Houston those marks not too far from our house I think that you know it's science fiction science fiction movies books you know I my passion for that stuff certainly came from you know watching you enjoy it so much but you know I look at this picture and you know I thought to myself well I've seen that face recently haha and it's and this so this is you're standing on the landing pad yeah in West Texas the launch and landing site in West Texas where you're do launching and landing a new Shepherd vehicle for Blue Origin so if you could just take a minute or two and help us understand what is Blue Origin up - well Blue Origin is the vision for Blue Origin is millions of people living and working space and the key thing is we have to dramatically reduce the cost of access to space right now space travel is very expensive and the reason it's expensive it's not hard to understand it's because we throw the hardware away after each use and so we need reusable rocket vehicles and that's what Laura John is working on we're working on making sure that we don't have to throw the plane away every time after you fly out you know to your vacation destination that would definitely increase the cost of your vacation and and so that's what we need to do and we can do it it's totally possible and I think it's I think it's important yeah this is uh this is what the booster looks like when it's coming back down yeah in this cowboy hat still has champagne stains that's right your head still kind of stains so", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="yeah in this cowboy hat still has champagne stains that's right your head still kind of stains so you know I guess you know if we could ton of my favorite shots this is the booster and pin and that's West Texas it's beautiful country so if you could just talk a little bit about you know you've been passionate about space your whole life you know you know this is not just a plaything for you know guarded Blue Origin is doing is not you know no nice thing I mean no actually this is a important way my view is like Minh credibly important work that needs to be done and done as quickly as possible and I have my own reasons why I believe that they can be explained pretty simply and it's not for me it's not the there's a very kind of common argument that's been around for a long time actually kind of first popularized by arthur c clarke so in all civilizations become spacefaring or extinct and this is the kind of plan B argument that you know when earth is destroyed somehow we'd better make sure that we don't have all of our eggs in one basket and I hate the plan B argument I think you know Plan B with respect to earth being destroyed is make sure a plan a works so we have sent robotic probes to every planet in this solar system believe me this is the best one we know that it's not even close you know my friends who say they want to move to Mars or something I still like why don't you go live in Antarctica for a year first because it's a garden paradise compared to Mars and so we really this is that this planet is so amazing it's a jewel in our solar system and we have if you take baseline energy usage on earth and just compound it at a few percent a year for just a few hundred years you have to cover the entire Earth's surface in solar cells so that's not going to happen so we have two choices we either go out into space or we switch over to a civilization of stasis and personally I do not like the idea of stasis you know we have it's our grandchildren and their grandchildren will live in a much better world if they can continue to advance and develop and use more energy and and all of the things that we've enjoyed for hundreds of years as a civilization of growth I don't even really believe in stasis I think things are either growing or shrinking I don't I think stasis is highly highly unusual and in real life doesn't exist I don't even think Liberty is consistent with the idea of stasis I mean if you get real stasis somebody's gonna have to tell you how many kids you can have how much energy you can use there'll be all kinds of things that just aren't consistent with with liberty and freedom so but in space we have for all practical purposes unlimited resources we could have a trillion humans in the sewer system and wouldn't still wouldn't be crowded and so then if you had a trillion humans you'd have thousand Einsteins and a thousand Mozart's and a thousand DaVinci's and how cool would that be but we have to go to space and we have to go to space to save earth that's why this work is so important and we don't have forever to do it we've now gotten so big as a civilization on earth that we kind of have to hurry and so I believe that the you know the really in the kind of a long time frame the most important work I'm doing is is Blue Origin and pushing forward to get humanity established in the solar system so and what sort of time frame are we talking about well the grand vision you know trillion humans in the solar system and so on that's I mean that's hundreds of years but you know but in and we can have in just a couple of decades I think we can have a much lower cost space travel and then we can start to you know have really a dynamic entrepreneurial explosion in space you know you can't really have much entrepreneurial activity in space today because the just the basic price of admission is too expensive I mean just to do anything even something relatively small in space is", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="admission is too expensive I mean just to do anything even something relatively small in space is still very very expensive we need to lower the cost of admission so that thousands of entrepreneurs can have companies in space kind of like what we've seen on the internet right now you can't be two kids in a dorm room can make Facebook but they can't make a space company it's not practical we want I want to make that practical yeah just so you know and and you know that leads me to think about some of the conversations we've had this is another view of those mountains in West Texas you know sitting around that fire pit and some of the most profound conversations for me anyway that that we've had are around the topic of long-term thinking yeah which is something that you've really embraced and you know you've brought to the businesses that you run and you know if you just talk a little bit I don't think that most people who are running businesses or who are you know making even starting a company like Blue Origin allow themselves to think in centuries even for visions for a vision of what they're creating or you know it Amazon I know that you've said you know five to seven year time frames for experiments that you're running where does it talk to me about long-term thinking and your point of view on well long-term thinking is lever it lets you do things that you could not do or couldn't even conceive of doing if you were thinking short-term so if I you know that's why you know that I have a project where I'm helping a group of people build the 10,000 year clock it kind of ticks once a year and dongs once a century and the cuckoo comes out once a millennium it's a bits of big 500 foot tall thing inside a mountain right here inside one of those mountain range and the ten thousand your clock is a symbol I don't think it'll do anything for the first few hundred years but after a few years once it's old you will start to pay attention to older symbols and so a few hundred years from now I hope that people will think about that as a symbol for long-term thinking if I you know if I collaborated with somebody here in this audience and I said look I want you to solve what world hunger and I want you to do it in five years you would properly reject the opportunity you would say look it's not possible it's not practical but if I said look I want you to solve world hunger in a hundred years that's a job you'd take because it's a much more addressable problem you can first create the conditions you have time to create the conditions where then you can solve the problem and so that's that's a very important way of thinking and and I find it's and it works with everything I mean you have to back up and find the right time horizon for what you're trying to do but you know at Amazon we probably do most of our things we expect that to get some results in sort of five six seven eight years but we find a lot of our you know other companies that compete against us in various ways they're often trying to get things done and you know two or three years and so we can do things that you know if you if you if everything has to work in two to three years then that limits what you can do if you give yourself the breathing room to say okay I'll I'm okay if it takes seven years all of a sudden you have way more opportunities the one of the things I want to shift to here is when when we are raising a glass around a fire and you usually have a toast the standard toast a standard toast that you usually kick off the night with yawn its to adventure and fellowship to adventure in fellowship and literally that's like that he kicks off its about every dinner with right every dinner every night and it's you know it's interesting to me because I know that you are somebody who pays attention to the words that you use right you're careful about the words that you use and those seem like very specific words so I was", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="right you're careful about the words that you use and those seem like very specific words so I was wondering if we could just talk a little bit about why adventure and why fellowship and as I was thinking about this you know it occurred to me that you've been taking some adventures you know throughout your your whole life here your grandmother nanny yeah that's nanny and you know when you were a kid you used to take road trips with yeah Danny and Wally by armed Caravan Club road trips you had 300 Airstream trailers here yeah all driving down the highway together that we'd park so before they were hipster cool big wagon wheel formations yeah there was no avocado toast at this and and you know you and I had the good the fun opportunity we drove across the country yeah yeah and the defender in there that was a great that was an amazing trip that was a very truss and then you know we also we spent three days on horseback that was a 50 mile ride in West Texas yeah every day is super fun my butt hurt yeah I apologize about the quality like I said this is not what I do so this is the best I could do here but I did take this picture that's Jeff sleeping on that trail ride it was cold this is that ring of you can see how I'm keeping that pillow from my this is when you know it's really good to be a mammal you provide your own heat provide your own body heat keep the frost away from your face I guess I guess you know all of these adventures you know this is this is a you're dropping down into a cave yeah rappelling down that was really fun that you were on that trip I was on that trip too you know but so you know people have asked me this you know because they know that we we go on a lot of adventures together and they're a bit incredulous when I when I answered the question but they asked me you know is he on his phone the whole time can he ever unplug and they're incredulous when I say honestly he's not on his phone that much he's just you know when you you're just your we drove across the country and you know it's not that you didn't do the work but most of the time it was it was this and I see the same thing when you're you know with your kids and you know it's how do you I don't have a fraction of the responsibility that you do and I find that I'm always wrestling with you know my phone I'm just curious like what sort of discipline or what sort of you know how do you go about compartmentalizing the way that I you know I do not so like when I have dinner I have dinner whether it's with friends or with my family and I like to if I'm I like to be talking to the people I'm with I like to do whatever I'm doing I don't like to multitask it bothers me if I'm reading my email I want to be really reading my email when I my mom tells a story about me being in Montessori School and then they couldn't get me to switch tasks so the Montessori School teacher would have to literally pick up my chair and just move me to the next task station so I don't know it's not like it's not intentional isn't neat I don't need discipline in order to not be checking my email for me it's very natural I love being present and whatever I'm working and I'm happy multitasking but I do it serially you know I will spin and then and you don't you know honestly if something really important is happening somebody will find me you know it's not like I have to check my text messages every five minutes or something like that it's not that's not a not a big deal right and usually when they do find you it's rarely to give you good news oh yeah no if somebody comes and says you need to check your text messages right now that's got to be bad news that's usually actually honestly you know it's usually a family thing it's like a medical thing or something it's like but it's not I I think that it's probably just a very personal decision I think some people are very good at multitasking and so they can do two things one sand you", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="I think some people are very good at multitasking and so they can do two things one sand you know I am at restaurant with my wife or something and we'll see a couple both texting but every once why they show show that their phones and it seems like they're having a very nice date so I'm not sure there's anything wrong with that it's just not how I'm wired got it so you know going back to you know the sense of adventure you know what can you talk to me a little bit about what the role that adventure plays in in your life and you know what is it that it brings to you it's it's more than just a distraction ya know I so that when I say to adventure Fellowship for me adventure is a you can choose we all get to choose our life stories and it's the choices that define us not our gifts everybody in this room has many gifts I have many gifts you can never be proud of your gifts because they're gifts they were given to you you might be you know tall or you might be really good at math or you might be extremely beautiful or handsome or you know there are there many gifts and you can only be proud really of your choices because those are the things that you are that you're that you are acting on and one of the most important choices that each of us has and you know this just as well as I do is you can choose a life of ease and comfort or you can choose a life of service and adventure and when you're 80 which one of those things you think you're gonna be more proud of you're gonna be more proud of having chosen a life of service or adventure you see this in your firefighting work and everything else you do Robin Hood so on and so on and I feel that that is a you know for me adventure is a shorthand way of thinking about that got it and I think that one of the other things that we've talked about when we talk about adventure is you know exposing yourself to new things right and and you know maintaining that childlike sense of wonder totally and you know I know that you know this is important to you certainly in in our personal lives which is why we do all of these fun things but it also plays an important role in you know how you approach the businesses that you're involved in them if you want to be an inventor of any kind inventing a new you know a new service offering for customers or a new product or anything the being an inventor requires because the world is so complicated you have to be a domain expert I mean in a way even if even if you're not at the beginning you have to learn learn learn learn learn enough so to become a domain expert but the danger is once you've become a domain expert you can be trapped by that knowledge and so inventors have this paradoxical ability to have that you know 10,000 hours of practice and be a real domain expert and have that beginner's mind have that that look at it freshly even though they know so much about the domain and that's the key to inventing you have to have both and I think that is intentional I think all of us have that inside of us and we could all do it but you have to be intentional about it you have to say yeah I am gonna become an expert and I'm gonna keep my beginner's mind but I know that I mean this is so important you're always you know it's it's a regular refrain even at Amazon this far into it that it's still day one day one so you know one of these so I guess the other half of that toast is you know to fellowship yeah right to adventure and fellowship and again fellowship is a very specific word right you know friendship is much more common so what why did you what like what about what is it about fellowship me the word fellowship conjures a vision of traveling down the road together it's a it's a it has more journey in it yeah I'm in French so my friendship would be is great it would be great to bellow ship captures friendship and traveling that path together this is so this is down at the bottom but there we are yeah there's", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="traveling that path together this is so this is down at the bottom but there we are yeah there's our brother and there's McKenzie our brother-in-law Steve yeah friend Danny no I'm great great trip that was that was quite you don't have to worry about checking your phone there no no no radio signals down there so you know another adventure I guess an opportunity for adventure and and fellowship fun trip was this trip and you know we were out at sea for 30 days young and we did this when you've been out at sea for 30 days this looks like it's in focus so but why don't you you know can you talk a little bit about what we learned excuse me by the way where I be R game is very strong are you crushing me on the beard game I don't even try the beard my beard thing doesn't work at all I get that crap beard but the we this is the recovery expedition we went and recovered the Apollo 11 saturn v f1 engines from the bottom of the atlantic under 14,000 feet of water they'd been resting there peacefully for more than four decades and we did it it was the it was a it was an incredible adventure the captain there were 60 people on the boat including our mother Jackie and she was the only woman on the boat so it was 59 men and my mom and when I first got on the boat the captain came and found me and this is a big 300 foot boat with you know a moon pool and and diving submersibles remotely operated vehicles very high-tech the captain came very nice Norwegian guy and he said I we've never had a woman on the boat before and I've taken the liberty of removing all of the pornography from the common areas and I just wanted to make sure that's okay with you and I was like yeah that sounds good that's good I never did find that stash and so so we were successful we recovered those engines and we're so where are they one of them is at the Smithsonian and one of them is at the Seattle Museum of Flight well hopefully there'll be some other five-year-old who runs into them and inspired as you were you know they're incredible engineered objects I mean still today there's probably no rocket engine that has been more successful than the Saturn 5 f1 so you know one of the as I was putting this together and looking at all of these pictures and you know thinking about the adventures that we've had together and you know I again you know knowing how much time and effort you put into Amazon in the Washington Post and Blue Origin and you know I also happen to know that you're a devoted husband and beloved father with your kids you have a fantastic relationship the bezos's have a lot of kids we has four I have four sister has three yeah we're making sure that the population doesn't go that we need we need to go into space yeah well one of the I guess one of the questions I have is you know how do you go about establishing that work-life balance that everybody you know talks about and thinks about you've got I mean you live a big life right and how do you how do you I get down in a lot I get it I teach senior executive kind of leadership classes at Amazon for our most senior execs and I also teach or not teach but I also speak to interns so kind of all across the spectrum and I get this question about work-life balance all the time from from both ends of the spectrum and the my view is I don't even like the phrase work-life balance I think it's misleading I like the phrase work life harmony because I know that if I am energized at work happy at work feeling like I'm adding value part of a team whatever energizes you that makes me better at home it makes me a better husband a better father and likewise if I'm happy at home it makes me a better employee a better boss all the things it's not about it's not primarily about there may be crunch periods where it's about the number of hours and the week but that that's not the that's not the real thing usually it's about do you have energy and is the is your work depriving", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'}), Document(page_content="that's not the real thing usually it's about do you have energy and is the is your work depriving you of energy or is your work generating energy for you and you know there are people everybody in this room notice people you fall into these two camps you're in a meeting and the person comes in the room some people come into the meeting and they add energy to the meeting other people come into the meeting and the whole meeting just deflates and those people just they drain energy from the meeting and you have to decide which of those kinds of people you're gonna be are you gonna add energy and the same thing at home and the same thing at home and it's so it's a wheel it's a cycle it's a flywheel it's a circle it's not a balance because of balance that's why that metaphor is so dangerous because it implies there's a strict trade-off and you could be out of work have all the time for your family in the world but really depressed and demoralized about your work situation and your family wouldn't want to be anywhere near you they would wish you would take a vacation from them and so it's not about the number of hours not primarily I suppose if you went crazy with you know 100 hours a week or something yeah that maybe maybe there are limits and they probably but I've never had a problem and I think it's because both sides of my life give me energy and that's what I would recommend it's what I do recommend to interns and execs so we're out of time I just want to say that you know first of all thank you all for joining us around the proverbial fire pit it's it's it's not lost on me that I'm incredibly it brings me joy to have the opportunity to have conversations like this with you often and I do cherish those opportunities and there's just one more so thank you very much thank all of you I guess there's just one more thing to say we should toast yep to adventure fellowship [Applause] you", metadata={'source': 'Hq89wYzOjfs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d380meD0W0M | [Document(page_content="Ryan: Why are we dressed like this? Greg: We're supposed to be homeless.. cause, like, we haven't done it in a while. Ryan: We haven't done it in so long, so we look old. Ryan: So we go a little less homeless.. *laughs* Ryan: Well this bit doesn't work. Ryan: Welcome back to another episode of I DARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! We take your dares Put them in a hat and if we draw it the player council then decides how many points its worth based on how daring of a dare it is if the player passes, another player can take the steal DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN The first player to get ten points will get something amazingly not amazing as well as their name in the hall of fame NOPE jk they get the ball of lame. basically just write your name on a ball of aluminum foil It's pretty lame [Conversation] Ryan: One point! Two points! Three points! what really happens during that animation? You do it Derrick, yeah you do it Derrick Alright, so the person with the least amount of points has to do the loser dare, I am about to write it right now Nice Derrick! Nice Derrick how do we decide who goes first? We make up like a thing spin the bottle, stab your hand the hardest with a fork, No not that again [witch laughter] Draw out the longest chip oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh Don't Squeal around, no cheating You guys are just going to go like this... Oh wait [laughter] AWWWWW!!! It's actually hard to grab (laughter) Go Derrick! [Ryan] Wait as it goes on... Ohhhhh Derrick! Paco's first I Dare You ever, it better be good. [Paco] I'm gonna win! [Ryan] That's what you said about Parkourse (pig snorting) Throw a egg on a car outside and go lick it of\nyou must swallow what does that mean ohhhh, lick it off. I won't do that on my car. Lick it off the tire. Ohhhh, that's even more gross [Paco] That more gross! [Ryan] That is more gross Derrick is not here, but we're thinking about changing it from the car to this dirty\ntrash can because it's dirty you're changing it to a trash can\nbut we're gonna bump up let's say 3 - that's easy How about this, how about this? Keep the shells in there for extra\npoint for I don't want that I don't yeah that's too many points veto I'll do all\nthat for three so please agree to the three yes all\nright Greg I'll let you do the honors bro can you break this egg for me I wondered why you squashes the egg in there\nthink you said three for the show sorry I've messed up the egg crack oh (slurping noises) two\npoints for the whole thing that's one point what though\nDerrick didn't get it Paco got a point come on that come up boys you know what\nthis is your game this game is about being gross you're when I'm a disgusting\nperson I know okay I dared to let other players choose an item for you to brush\nyour teeth with Oh Paco found a broom and we're debating what to put on top\nyeah you don't have to eat it but this is now I know you don't like Mayo so two\nboys to do that with mail go on three point what's 30 put like leg hair and\nstuff on there such a three point okay I'll do it alright let's make it then I\nhate me oh dude how much you get a nice 100 its on expensive how much - so much\nhair you come into it but just go quick I say for five seconds already got one that manaizy fresh smile I got manual in\nmy lips they're not gonna be chapping, it's all got chapped off let's go Will!!!\nI dare you to pick your nose with a hot Cheeto, yeah we got some extra extra hot\nso we're gonna test it out to see what how many points is worth got tobits I\nhate spicy stuff so that's barely in the dirt no it's in there I could feel the\ntingle right now so well how many point is that word I'll say two points two\npoints for will around yeah go oh this See, he already gets one point now one when it\ngets back to him. you I dare you to faceplant on five different things let me ask you\nthis what kind of point value are looking another four three or four when", metadata={'source': 'd380meD0W0M'}), Document(page_content="this what kind of point value are looking another four three or four when\nyou face nine is this like a scorpion FaceTime my scorpion face man you know\nlike wonder legs like kick up over their head\noh like the stepboys one what what is a basement to you then then a why just put\nmy face on the ground right on that being putting your face on the ground\nface mine is like this that's a face yeah yeah we got some flour and then we\ngot some vacuum dirt look at the season (Music + Evil Laughing) I'll juice do boy okay I got a measure I dare you to chug as much hot sauce as you\ncan okay we got here we got Tabasco Louisiana hot side sriracha how much is\nthis worth I need to how do I know we should do we should have salted the rim\nwith some hot cheetos it's not too late something to sriracha oh I smell it there's\nlike a tomato shot hurt just like when \n(Choking) down the wrong tube - oh that was burnt yeah\nDerrick!!! Zero point Derrick they call him!\nFill a hat with Legos and where then wear it and do a head spin\nOh where's the Legos at? Ok, we adjusted it because Derrick is a\nbreakdancer we're gonna let Derek's breakdance the 20 seconds he's gonna\nhave to put on socks and gloves filled with Lego so we get a show let's do it\ngo how many points is this oh we just like after receiving boom 5 6\n7 star look at all these cuts to all three\npoints right there three point five go paint it wax the top\nof your hand yeah I don't want to do that you're knocking Siri I don't think\nwe even need to wax it would you die for that Welcome to the barber shop I'm Derek I'm\ngoing George Costanza. -Greg- all right here we go Derek great this is crazy dude do you look\nlike a samurai yeah this is the final I think we need a loser dare let's just\nfinish you with this this is like way better than yeah I'm taking turn on the ACS is hot Went out then, eating with the guys, with the guys and I came here to visit Erika. Derek- 'How you doing' Erika- 'Hey' Derek- What's so funny? Erika- I don't know why are you recording me I dunno 'It's time for me to get a haircut what do you\nthink' (Erika laughs with shock) Erika- Why'd you do that? Derek- Do I look good or what Yeah you look good horror *Laughter* Were you the only one that did that or\nsomebody else did it? I'm the only one Why? *gasps* that's coz you guys filmed I dare\nyou huh? Yeah. Did you at least win? Oh I won. YouTube does things", metadata={'source': 'd380meD0W0M'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc99ccSXST0 | [Document(page_content='What\'s up everybody welcome back to my kitchen where safety is number one priority and today I\'m going to put to the test five ice cream gadgets. Let\'s see what I got today I\'ve got your super unique ice cream scoop. Let\'s see what it does. Okay. Let\'s open it up, okay This is how it works you lift it and then to press it to push it down, okay? Let\'s try it on the ice cream now. I\'m going to use a flat plate. Just to show you okay, you press it like this BOOM (1) . All The Way In Then , You Twist It And Lift It Up And Then You Grab This Part , Press It, And..Push it out Nice that looks awesome look at that. Perfect little hole, Perfect cube of Ice Cream * Another One Cause Why Not * Twist it , And pull it out nice this one worked even better Beautiful . You might have to use a spoon to take it off Wow amazing. For this gadget, I got here mini ice cream sandwich maker. Okay, let\'s open it up. Let\'s see what\'s inside BOOM . (2) Nice it comes in three We got a couple of cookies. Once again, we will need a plate And what we will do is push through into the cookie first BOOM . (3) . Just like that beautiful. Wow, that\'s a perfect hole Then we\'re going to get ice cream and push it into here There we go, and then we\'re going to go up another cookie and Stick it right in the cookie Just like that BOOM (4). I\'m gonna grab a napkin and clean this up a little bit And then we just have to twist it this way . WHOA NO WAY! How amazing it turned out to be! Let\'s try to do a star this time push it all the way down Make sure you get kind of soft cookies I got the soft cookies. It works well. Ice cream is melting right here, but it\'s okay Twist it perfect grab another cookie right here, and then we\'re going to Push it in into the cookie again Beautiful Wow look at that perfect star so satisfying and Then we\'re just going to take it out Wow this is actually amazing look at these beautiful ice cream sandwiches .Let\'s do a heart why not. Push it in Beautiful got our ice cream right here Twist it boom you got yourself ice cream in there and then push it into the cookie beautiful So satisfying look at that shape, and then we\'re going to take it out Awesome, and as you can see you can make different thicknesses up to you, and it packs it all together Beautiful ice cream sandwiches. Of course now we have to do a taste test Delicious. And for the next gadget We got here ice cream combination lock. If you living with brother and sisters or roommates And they keep stealing your ice cream. Well, there is a solution. Hopefully it actually works Okay we have our pint of ice cream and right here description it says "pint of ice cream" So that\'s what it\'s supposed to be for. Right here, it says the password. Now everybody knows my password Oh well, so let\'s say I open up my ice cream, I ate a scoop, then I\'m going to close it back up Then we\'re going to put this thing in here There we go, and then we\'re gonna have to remember the password Maybe take a picture, write somewhere down or just memorize it and now wow I cannot open it That\'s so cool Wow So nobody can steal your ice cream I had my doubts, I don\'t... I didn\'t think it\'s actually going to be working but it actually does and now all I have to do is type in my combination BOOM (5).and it\'s opens no problem Beautiful . Got another scoop of ice cream And then lock it up And it\'s locked definitely using this one around my house. Okay motorized ice cream cone. Let\'s see what\'s about Probably did not come with batteries, but let\'s find out. All right, let\'s stick the batteries in and This part detaches so that way you can wash it once again very satisfying way to get ice cream And if it\'s not enough just continue to stuff it in all the way . BOOM (6). perfect Then we\'re going to put it right here, and then press it and pull it out Beautiful wow that looks so cool maybe one more slice Now we got your ice cream all you have to do is stick your tongue out and', metadata={'source': 'nc99ccSXST0'}), Document(page_content="cool maybe one more slice Now we got your ice cream all you have to do is stick your tongue out and it's going to spin That's very cool gadget never seen anything like that and for the next gadget. We got here ice cream bowl maker Let's see how it works. Okay. Let's open up this gadget Instructions and the recipes for your ice cream. This is where you're going to put the ingredients But first we're going to lock it up and add ice in here It comes with this little tool to untwist it and twist it back up We put in ice into here first. Add ice as much as we can. that's what it says on the description Then we going to add a bunch of salt You're supposed to add rock salt, but this is the only salt I have Whatever salt you have just add into it okay, and then we're going to close it off Use the tool to make it close it off tight Same thing now. We're going to open this and add our ingredients I'll show you a simple recipe vanilla ice cream a cup of half-and-half Half a cup of milk you can use only half and half up to you couple tablespoons of Powdered sugar and of course vanilla extract we're making a vanilla ice cream Okay close it all the way with this tool. And now we play with this ball, shake it around I know, I bet Hugo and Luke will help me play with this ball. Do you want to?", metadata={'source': 'nc99ccSXST0'}), Document(page_content="Come on Hugo Kick the ball. It's too heavy for you? C'mon, fetch it. You're supposed to kick it not just sniff it. Oh there you go, Hugo is kicking it. Kick it Help me make ice cream keep kicking it by the way guys. I just got a reef tank on my second channel subscribe I'm going to show you how I'm going to set it up and learn with you guys it will be a lot of fun Okay, back to ice-cream. We gotta keep playing with this. Oh look, Luke wants to stop it now Here kick it kick it. Come on Luke, we got to play for 10 minutes * Cause I want Ice Cream And This Might Take A While * Yeah, he's playing yeah, yeah, keep hitting it keep hitting Luke yeah Haha he's so excited. Hey don't lick it though . ( Kick . Don't Lick ) How to make ice cream with your dogs this should be called the video Sit. Oh you sit down too? Ah ah, sit stay Now that's a good thumbnail. Don't you guys think? Okay get it You're so slow . let's open it up and see what we got boom nice looks like ice cream in there Nice it's like a big big slush ice cream very very foamy ice cream Maybe I shouldn't have to put that much milk in there. Only half-and-half one cup is enough otherwise it doesn't freeze as fast To the bottom that's like straight up the frozen part. So yeah, don't put more than a cup of half-and-half Otherwise it won't freeze as fast. Okay guys taste test Hmmmm very cold Pretty COOL ( Get It ?) We made ice cream and entertained our dogs Alright guys. That's pretty much. It. Let me know in comments below which gadget was your favorite also follow me on Instagram Links in the description. Thank you for watching and we'll see you next time", metadata={'source': 'nc99ccSXST0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F388-6yDDpc | [Document(page_content="[Applause] second and nine pressure on prescott and down he goes in the arms of claiborne a lot of noise from cowboy fans in here ryan throws pass is intercepted up into the air and down with it is xavier woods and an early turnover as dallas takes over at the 20. his first nfl interception started with great coverage by anthony brown he is all over sunu the ball comes up in the air how about that play by xavier woods being able to lay out and catch this ball it appeared before it got to the turf that's a great job third down and seven prescott has to spin out of trouble drops it off to smith and smith is gonna be wrestled down just short the first down marker although that official comes in and says first donut one jason garrett when we talked with him [Applause] a little play action prescott's gonna keep touchdown dallas dion jones and then you got pool out here number 34. you got two guys who go with rod smith nobody accounts for dak prescott you see dan quinn over there on the sidelines he's saying you got to be kidding me after last week and what cam newton did to this defense great job of that here over the last two weeks on third down quick throw what a catch by julio jones [Applause] just sensational third down and seven ryan lets it go pass is caught hooper he's got a first down [Applause] this could very well end the first quarter ryan still one of the best [Music] prescott butler with a catch looked like he might have gotten held along the sideline as well and he's still good enough a lot of catches but the ones that he have have been pretty good down the field on some big plays and he's able to get rough past robert alford goes up and makes a play on the ball he's not been targeted yet third down and eight prescott fakes a throw and down he goes clayborn makes another play from the great play that we see every sunday third down and nine prescott is sacked brought to the ground by poe [Applause] on first down it's gabriel getting it on the handoff and taylor gabriel who can really run forced out by his first action toss to coleman running right and coleman breaks loose into dallas territory and a flag at the end of it on heath and off for the touchdown kevin coleman to have fewer they have none [Applause] prescott avoids a sack somehow and now will take off and get the first down watch beasley up top prescott sacked and the ball came out brady jarrett was the first guy there and the falcons take over jazz green adrian claiborne spin move right there gets past them and then grady jarrett is also with pressure on the inside but they had one-on-one on the outside to cole beasley and he runs right by which atlanta with a football trying to establish the ground game is coleman's got a big gap to run through and a nice start to the second half [Music] ryan keeps throws jones caught it and hung on going to the ground inside the 35. [Applause] ryan steps up throws pass caught inside the 10. that's gabriel again ryan and john hardy touchdown [Music] and a falcons beginning to show off some of these weapons that they have offensively justin hardy who came into this game with just 10 receptions but a great move off the line of scrimmage on anthony brown and he works the back line and wasn't much coverage there on him you see what ryan's looking at too three tight ends in the game as morris has his best of the day look at that effort and he's on top of bodies they could carry him right to the end zone themselves offensively and see if they get this running game going here he is again there he goes again and listen to all those cowboy fans in attendance two big runs a lot of time during the week trying to defense that play three tight ends in there again and morris with a nice carry for another first down first down from the 12. prescott is sacked again claiborne again field goals in his third game now with dallas [Applause] ryan throws pass caught gabriel inside the 35 coleman", metadata={'source': 'F388-6yDDpc'}), Document(page_content="in his third game now with dallas [Applause] ryan throws pass caught gabriel inside the 35 coleman left side cuts up field a nice move kevin coleman with a first down near the 15. next thing you know they're into the fourth quarter here's hooper the tight end to the goal line and just short of the touchdown straight play action cooper a walk-in touchdown atlanta now third and 13. grass got sacked again guess who adrian claiborne number five second and six coleman with a leap in a first down to the 40. [Applause] in between these plays here's ward big hole to run through for tyron ward who goes out of bounds at the 15. bad calf and all bryant's been good today it's from him adrian claiborne and there is plenty of time left for another prescott finds whit and witten's got a first down already lost his job and i don't anticipate him playing left tackle anytime soon again either prescott beasley with a leaping grab inside atlanta territory rescot tripped up flag on the play as brooks reed gets the sack field goal of course but they have not been the same team we've watched the last three weeks hey knocked out of his hand and that's claiborne again and mckinley gets on top of it for atlanta see if the hand was going forward or not it didn't think i didn't think it was and it doesn't look like it is there [Applause] no that that ball is out and it's a speed move short of one spin move where he started up the field you", metadata={'source': 'F388-6yDDpc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNSN6qet1kE | [Document(page_content='Wow! Look at all those batteries! What do you think Lucky? Oh wait your name\'s Toby not lucky. So check it out look at all these batteries Previously we did fly the airplane once in another video you guys may have seen it in the past That\'s well we technically "flew" the airplane, I mean it just got basically in the ground effect and flying a little bit But all you guys were like well. That\'s technically not flying And you may actually be correct because uh It was really only flying within the quarter span of the wings and we were flying on older batteries But now I have the correct batteries, so now we\'re going to answer the real question. can someone with just model airplane building experience albeit a lot of it build and fly a real airplane in their basement? Well. We\'re about to go find out I flew the airplane it flies great, holy craps got a lot of power now I push that thing forward this thing jumps into the air this thing flies amazing Holy crap. This thing\'s awesome It\'s only warm. It\'s not even hot I can keep my hand on that thing all day. We\'re good. We\'re golden About 40 miles she\'s about 35 miles an hour because that thing reads five high That is friggin fun Alright, so we did the flight between half and full power I\'m gonna get these batteries on charge because I need to see how much flying I\'m doing with the gas tank because I do Not want to over burn on fuel. Let\'s go charges these batteries back up and see what I actually did burn on that flight Well indeed it does fly so we burned about probably 7208 milliamps in each specific battery I mean the middle amps actually changed a little bit cuz of the cell\'s variations and all that but they\'re all very very very close so that means we burnt a little bit Under half a tank we didn\'t even quite reach half a tank of the capacity of the batteries I still looked actually get a watt meter onboard and actually monitor everything like is going on the airplane right now We\'re still experimenting with it, but blah blah blah. It indeed does fly. Let\'s make this nice and quick I got a cheat sheet here of things I need to talk about uh. This is an ultra light So it means if you\'re in the u.s. It falls into part one o three regulations meaning the airplane itself has to be slower than 55 miles an hour I think it\'s 55 or 65. I don\'t know but uh slower than that stall speed needs to be around 20 miles an hour Weight needs to be under 254 pounds before you put the pilot in there, but that\'s completely loaded - minus the pilot of course Let\'s see the motors are these turnigy 150 CC electric motors from hobby king. Huge thanks to them They made this project possible by donating those motors They actually worked kind of quite amazing for what they are because um those are model airplane motors They\'re not designed to run consistently at a high power setting which I specifically used them in and they held up great They only were hot or just warm to the touch I could leave my hand on them indefinitely so that means they\'re not Running past a temperature with you shouldn\'t be because uh my hands aren\'t on fire and burning off So big, thanks to them Thanks to a tattu for giving me a discount on batteries I spend about probably a thousand two hundred on these But they gave me half price off which is nice of them Banggood sent the charger Which I make charging these things a piece of cake. Yeah, check out this charger This is a like the I charger series. It makes charging sings pretty quick Come on I need you to move right now stay right there Let\'s see the plane is smart here only constructed a foam ,carbonglass, and some wood Some aluminum - you should also check out the previous build videos. I\'ll put them down linked below That\'s probably worth watching because uh the project actually did fly I didn\'t start a project and didn\'t finish it this actually completely Uh is finished now. the painting we will probably paint the plane later', metadata={'source': 'eNSN6qet1kE'}), Document(page_content="this actually completely Uh is finished now. the painting we will probably paint the plane later on in the spring of next year and this is probably the last video seen on this airplane for a while because uh Well, it's a little saturated. Let's move on to some other stuff, so huge Thanks to people that made this possible Thanks to my friend Erik Monroe for coming out and shooting some of the video of the day we were flying this thing Thanks to Dewey Devonport. He's the guy that has the the owns the property he does by plane rides Huge thanks to people on patreon you guys all made as possible without you guys I probably would would definitely be short changing some of the parts I used all aircraft grade hardware in this thing and everything is built very Safely if I could say that at least everything That is a critical to flight like you know I put some tape on. Look at my pitot tube That's just taped on that's totally ghetto on flight worthy things, but if that tape comes off. It's not gonna You know cause the airplane to crash But having cheap bolts break such as like in the wing bolts That will definitely cause a crash or having control cables break and stuff like that uh Also with the GoFundMe for the parachute I did acquire our BRS, but that BRS is too heavy So I'm going to probably sell that and get the right one for this airplane That one's actually made for the airplanes on the next size category up So that is way overkill and and I'm just lugging around dead weight Which ultimately works against me because it makes the plane more unsafe by carrying a too heavy parachute because uh Everything not flight critical I want to keep the weight off the airplane because weight hinders airplane performance at least for light airplanes So I think I have a few more clips here Oh, hey look look how big the dog is if you guys remember the dog from the beginning? Here's Toby. He's super big now Even though he was a munchkin in the beginning Grandma I need to take some measurements Yep It's definitely small But uh yeah, there's a bunch of extra clips so um man, just thank you guys cuz uh, this is quite an insane project probably one of the craziest things I've ever done in my life and Well, I think we're gonna end on that note", metadata={'source': 'eNSN6qet1kE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VifQlJit6A0 | [Document(page_content='♪♪ Carol: Ezekiel! Just go!\nI\'ll hold them off! Ezekiel,\nwe can get you away. You can\'t!\n[Grunting] I can\'t leave you,\nYour Majesty. [Grunts]\nC\'mon, man, just go! You\'re my king! No, I\'m not! I\'m not your King! I\'m not\n"Your Majesty"! ♪♪ [Grunts]\n[Body thuds] Look at\nwhat\'s in front of us! That\'s what\'s real! Go. Go. I ain\'t no king! I ain\'t nothing. I\'m just some guy. Some guy who found... [Shiva growling] Shiva... ♪♪ C\'mon. [Growling] ♪♪ [Grunting] Shiva! Shiva! Run, girl! ♪♪ No! No!\n[Growling continues] ♪♪ Please, Jerry! Dammit,\nlet me help her! [Flesh tearing] You can\'t. ♪♪ [Walkers growling] ♪♪', metadata={'source': 'VifQlJit6A0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oRdswHqaf8 | [Document(page_content="hey guys i'm nick and on this episode of the screen line i'm going to show you guys how to make something that's been so highly requested by you guys so these are earl grey macarons now these are very kind of it's an english tea for those of you who don't know what it is and they're so aromatic and they taste absolutely delicious so i'm super excited to bring you guys this recipe now before we get stuck into that i want to tell you guys about something that i'm excited about so in the spirit of giving back or giving thanks to all of the positive uh vibes that you guys give me in the comments every single week uh i want to start hearing from you guys a little bit more so what i'm going to do is each video i'm going to ask you guys a question it might be something that i want to know about you guys or something completely silly uh but you guys in the comments i'm gonna pick my favorite comment every week and in the next video i'm gonna give you guys a shout out and i think i think it's something that you guys will like uh so this uh this video's question to you guys is uh this is gonna be a silly one so i want you guys to tell me using only emojis how your day was today so using only emojis no words i want you guys to tell me how your day was it can be funny uh it can be anything you like i'm gonna pick my favorite one i'm gonna give you guys a shout out in the next video okay guys let's get stuck into my earl grey macarons okay guys so we're going to start off by popping some powdered sugar into a food processor along with your earl grey tea now i've just used the tea bags tea and i just cut them open and put it in there so we're going to process this together and the aim of this is to kind of get the tea into a powdered state so that it's not big chunky pieces of tea leaves now it's not going to be a hundred percent powder but just do the best you can with it then you're gonna add your almond milk and the rest of your powdered sugar and process that until everything is well combined pop that into a large mixing bowl you want to make a little well in the center and add your first batch of egg whites you want to mix that until it forms a paste cover it with plastic wrap and set it aside we're going to move on to making our syrup so pop your water and sugar into a small saucepan we're going to give it a gentle stir now i'm using a candied thermometer to get this to 115 degrees celsius once it reaches that temperature we're going to pop our second batch of egg whites into a stand mixer bowl using the whisk attachment we're going to whisk these to get them nice and frothy once you reach 118 degrees celsius we're going to very slowly in a thin and steady stream add your very hot syrup to your egg whites while your mixer is on high speed once you've got all of that in there continue mixing for about three minutes before you add your blue and aqua food gel and some vanilla extract now you want to continue mixing this for another four to five minutes until your meringue is nice and thick and glossy we're going to add our meringue to our almond mixture from earlier on so just one spatula full to begin with and we're going to mix that in there just to help that almond meal thin out a little bit before we add the rest of our meringue mixture now this is where a lot of people go wrong in the mixing stage so i like to use a spatula to go around the bowl and then through the middle and that helps deflate our mixture so that we can get to the ribbon stage and that's when the mixture falls off the spatula in a ribbon and disappears back into the mixture after about 10 seconds we're going to add our mixture into a piping bag fitted with a round tip add some dabs on each corner of your baking tray and line that with some baking paper we're going to pipe our macarons about three centimeters in width tap each side of your tray gently we're going to let these dry for about 30 minutes before we bake", metadata={'source': '7oRdswHqaf8'}), Document(page_content="tap each side of your tray gently we're going to let these dry for about 30 minutes before we bake them on 180 degrees celsius for 10 minutes now to our buttercream frosting we're going to add some blue and aqua food gel and some more of those tea leaf powder mix that until it's well combined you're going to add that frosting to a piping bag fitted with a wilton 6b tip and frost your macarons sandwich them together to finish them off and guys that is pretty much it okay guys so those were my earl grey macarons i hope you enjoyed watching this video if you did make sure you give this video a thumbs up and if you're if you're watching this and you haven't subscribed uh first of all welcome to the channel and i hope that you do hit the subscribe button because i upload two new videos a week on this channel uh now if you do subscribe or you're already subscribed make sure you hit the little bell button next to that subscribe box because youtube's uh sends you a notification each time there's a new video that way you don't miss out as soon as they're up okay guys uh i think that's pretty much it i can't wait to hear all of your weird funny whatever serious emoji comments in the comment down below thanks so much for watching i'll see you all on the next episode of the scram live", metadata={'source': '7oRdswHqaf8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIxy3JN3-jc | [Document(page_content="I just think his athleticism his playmaking ability I've been knowing the kids since he was 14 years old [Music] you know I know what he's capable of and I wasn't throwing shade that effort at all if you would have got the pants and batman the trending controversy here and I was basically stating what I saw the dinner smithing and when I saw from Henry him coming out and watching the draft and I thought that he would be a great fit here with her Vegas you know and that's not the saying that Frank won't be a great fit I haven't seen much of them I know about him for my best friend who I went to high school with who actually played with him you know overseas last couple years but I mean it's the same if I'm I mean I think the Shiawassee should be a brown doesn't look it doesn't mean that miles Garrett is not gonna be a great football player but the shots that should have been our quarterback it's the same thing it's not you on the next guy this is that you state what you see is all that is clarification of people who just live in the box and for penis cancer well I've got some who said he says did you oh yeah it's definitely shy that's for sure so it was LeBron it was intentional that you brought up the Knicks that night well when I was watching the draft I didn't know the game and nothing knows the game I know where we're going and I knew the next was looking for have been looking for a point on my stage things that's false this is facts right so I thought it would pick them and they didn't like I said there's no shame no shade at a Frank I don't even know the key I wasn't even thinking about the kid when I was talking about Dennis Smith I was thinking about the systemics organization and Phil Jackson of the time and Dennis Smith talent and porzingis so what did you know him from this complaint in the summer Denison we're on all from Vietnam since he was in high school he trained with me a few times in my hometown back and my eyes [Music] [Music] stated facts that's all have you seen Dennis minute play I've also seen him play do you have any obviously you mentioned Phil just now we know what happened with some of the comments and I'm sure you saw the way things went with Carmelo here do you have a little sort of disappointment the way the Knicks said no no because now I'm a fan of the game you know as well it's a great win the Knicks the Celtics and the Lakers are great money all at the same time to miss its best qualities [Music] I don't have no I have no long doing from the Nixon organization I don't know how to you know we all know how to handle the Carmela situation way I'm not saying for Jackson that's not he's not here let's try it about the Shawn Watson it's the truth I'm done", metadata={'source': 'iIxy3JN3-jc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeWvgZLz9yU | [Document(page_content="Oh hey! I didn't see you there. Have you ever found yourself browsing around\nonline and seeing something you like and think to yourself, man, I would love to take that\napart and see how it works? That's what happened to me and this smart\nmug right here. This thing has an internal battery and heater\nthat brings it up to 145 degrees Fahrenheit. That's pretty impressive. I can be out here drinking hot chocolate in\nthe middle of nowhere, and have a drink hot for hours inside of this electronic thermos. This video is actually sponsored by YouTube. YouTube is launching a new channel called\nUnboxed, where they'll have a bunch of unboxings from different creators. All the latest and greatest stuff for the\nholidays. My unboxings are rather unique, so I'm glad\nYouTube reached out. With the holidays coming up, YouTube's new\nchannel is a great place to find gifts for those hard to shop for people...gifts like\nthis smart mug that keeps your drink warm for hours. I'll leave a link for you in the description\nof this video for YouTube's new Unbox channel. But now, let's unbox this mug and see what\nmakes it tick. Let's get started. [Intro] The Ember wireless temperature controlled\nmug is here. Something I never needed or wanted, but now\nI just need to own one. A normal thermos can keep drinks warm for\nquite a long time, but this particular Ember mug has a built-in heater that can actively\nheat up liquid on the go. Pretty cool. Inside the first box, we get another box with\nan orange Ember themed color scheme. Kind of cute. And here's the mug itself. Incredibly high quality cold thick plastic\n– had me thinking it was metal at first. But the razor blade of truth showed the exterior\nwas in fact plastic, as a lot of thermoses are. It's not a big deal in this case. The lid unscrews with this watertight rubber\nseal. During my time using this mug, it never leaked\nout the top. Inside the mug is all metal and has a few\nmore instructions tucked down inside. Now one cool thing about this mug is the way\nit charges. Inside the other half of the box we have a\nwireless charging station for the mug which allows it to keep beverages hot all day long,\nas long as the mug is sitting on the pad. The two golden pins match up with the golden\ncircles on the bottom of the mug, so it doesn't matter what orientation the mug is when you\nset it down. It'll charge no matter what way it's facing. The mug itself has a 2 hour battery life to\nkeep things warm away from the dock. It's pretty cool that it charges so easily\n– nothing ever needs to be plugged in. The lid has a little circle inside that can\nbe pressed down to let liquid out, and pressed again to seal it all up and keep the heat\ninside. The Ember logo is touch sensitive, and a long\npress of 3 seconds gets the mug to turn on. And then I can adjust the temperature of the\nmug with the physical dial at the bottom. Since this is a thermos, it can keep cold\ndrinks cold, but it doesn't have an active cooling system in place – just heat. And along with everything else these days,\nthere's an app that can control this thing from your phone, but it's nice to see that\nthe mug has it's own dials. It also does Celsius if you're into that kind\nof thing. Not calculus – just Celsius. Even though those are probably about the same\nthing to most Americans. Now I'm 93% sure that this mug is never supposed\nto be taken apart...I mean, it's a mug...but there are electronics in here somewhere and\nI want to see how it works. The expedition for screws yielded 8 underneath\nthe bottom rubber grip. The larger 4 screws fit my T8 bit, and the\nsmaller 4 screws fit my T5 bit. The removal of these screws allowed the metal\nplate to lift up and the bottom dial to pull away from the bottom of the cup. And unfortunately, this is where the salvageable", metadata={'source': 'qeWvgZLz9yU'}), Document(page_content="disassembly ends. There are no more screws. Everything is permanently molded shut. But we're going to continue anyway. Sacrifices must be made. I'll start by breaking the seal between the\nheavy thick plastic outer layer and the metal insides of the Ember mug with my razor blade. Then it's time to utilize the old rusty saw\nblade trick. It works every time. Now I don't blame Ember for making their mug\ndifficult to take apart. It's literally designed to hold liquid and\nthings that hold liquid need to be seamless and sealed. So they definitely get a thumbs up for extremely\nsolid construction in my opinion. The plastic molding rolls all the way around\nthe sides of the cup and seamlessly splices at the bottom of the mug. Finally, I was able to separate the internal\nguts from the outer shell and get to the interesting stuff. This big circular pad on the side is the thing\nsitting under the Ember logo as part of the system that senses your finger and turns the\nmug on and off. Right below that we have the LED panel that\ngives temperature readouts – both in Fahrenheit and calculus. And by pulling up the white insulating layer,\nI can get a glimpse of the liquid level indicators running up and down the side, connecting us\nall the way down to the blue circuit board at the bottom. I'll disconnect the heater coil ribbon cable\njust like a little Lego, and the battery plug with my plastic pry tool, because, like you\nknow, we don't want to like damage the mug or anything at this point. The motherboard is held in place by two black\nplastic clasps on either side and the whole thing can pull away from the mug base revealing\nthe equally blue battery. This little guy is an 1,120 milliamp hour\nbattery that gives the mug 2 hours of heat on the go. Finally the bottom plastics can come loose\nrevealing what I believe is the temperature sensor for the liquid inside. Remember that heater coil I disconnected earlier? Well that's hidden under all this black foam\nwrapped around the base of the Ember mug. The location makes sense. Heat rises, so having the coils wrapped around\nthe base of the mug is a pretty efficient design. Overall this is a pretty impressive system. If everything else is getting smart these\ndays, why not your cup too? The design seems solid from the inside and\nthe outside. And that heater coil was especially interesting. Definitely worth the tear down. As always, thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed the unboxing of this mug\nand the tear down. If you have any questions, leave them in the\ncomments below and don't forget to check out YouTube's new Unboxed channel Thanks a ton\nfor watching and I'll see you around.", metadata={'source': 'qeWvgZLz9yU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-aDHxoblr4 | [Document(page_content="I am in the National Advanced Driving Simulator\nat the University of Iowa. It's used to test drivers' reactions\nin a controlled, repeatable environment and also to test things that would\nbe unsafe in the real world. - Tom's currently in the\nsimulator, undergoing a study to look at driver response\nto unintended acceleration. The vehicle is going\nto accelerate quickly without any input from Tom,\nas if it were malfunctioning. Tom's going to have to identify that this event is going on and press the brake very quickly\nto bring the car under control. GPS: Turn left at the next intersection. Whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was terrifying! But there's a question\nI want to answer here. Recently, I did a video while driving. And it was on a dead straight road\nwith very little traffic, and I always felt in control of the vehicle. \nBut was I? Is it actually dangerous to talk\ninto a camera while driving? So, I'm going to spend 15 minutes\nin this simulator, distracted, trying to give this monologue\nto that camera. And I'm also going to spend\n15 minutes in here, not distracted just driving, and putting my\nfull attention on the road, and the team here\nare going to analyse my results and tell me how I've done. And given I was just doing 35 in a 25,\nprobably not that great. - The National Advanced Driving Simulator\nwas built to recreate the most realistic\ndriving experience possible anywhere. It has a real vehicle cab in it. We can swap different\nvehicle cabs, in and out. The motion base can travel 64 feet\nin the X and Y directions and these are basically steel\nbelts that are connected to large drives on either end and then, the hexapod portion of the\nsimulator is hydraulic, that allows us to experience\nroll, pitch and yaw. We also have a turntable that can\nturn 330 degrees in either direction. Overall, it has 13 independent\ndegrees of freedom. We have absolute control\nof what time of day it is. We have control over\nthe weather and traffic. - And yes, the graphics might not be up to\nmodern video game standards, but after a few minutes in here,\nwith all the motion, your brain just accepts that you're driving. - Very broadly, we are\ninterested in studying the relation between the driver and the vehicle\nto improve safety, so that encompasses things like\ndriver impairment, driver drowsiness, distraction or intoxication.\nSo we bring drivers in, actually give them a\nlarge dose of alcohol, get them in the simulator and\nwe can see how they perform. We've also compared that\nto things like cannabis, so some of the first studies\nwith cannabis and driving have been done in\nthe simulator here as well. As Tom is driving in the simulator,\ntalking to the video camera, I would expect to see him missing\ncertain information in the driving scene. Generally, we find that\ninteractions that take the driver's eyes off the road\ntend to be the worst but, even in situations where the\ndriver's looking straight ahead, if their attention is pulled to another task,\nlike talking to a video camera, that can also increase distraction and cause\nthe driver to miss certain things. If the driver crashes, they\nessentially move through the vehicle or the pedestrian\nthat they collided with, so, we don't simulate the\ndynamics of the crash, but we are recording that they crashed. We know the velocity of that crash. We know how severe that\ncrash would have been. - So, how did I do? - About as well as we would have predicted. Let me pull up an example, here. A vehicle is going to drive\nthrough an intersection. You actually have the red stop sign. - Yeah, I didn't see the stop sign, did I? - Completely missed it. - Whoa, just did not see that. The thing is, I'm actually\nlooking at the road, there. I'm actually... but I'm not\nthinking about the road, because I'm too busy thinking\nabout what my next line is. - Exactly, we would call this\ninattentional blindness. This is when your", metadata={'source': '_-aDHxoblr4'}), Document(page_content="inattentional blindness. This is when your\nattention is off the road, even though your eyes are there. You're missing information\nthat's out in the environment. - Wow. - So, we saw quite a bit of\nswerving at the beginning of your drive, you had some trouble\ncontrolling your speed. You were going about 35\nthrough a 25 school zone. Textbook case of distracted driving. - So, I basically, shouldn't\nfilm while driving. - Generally speaking, yes. - Thank you so much.\n- Thank you. - Thank you so much to everyone at the National Advanced Driving Simulator\nat the University of Iowa. Pull down the description or click\nthe link on screen for more about them. All the pedestrians here are just suicidal.\nAll of them. This is not a stop sign.\nI can just take this. Whoa, no I can't.\nYou're coming in from the right. Probably shouldn't check\nmy phone while I'm driving.", metadata={'source': '_-aDHxoblr4'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-uBFJLY8Ow | [Document(page_content="some of the design projects that I\nundertake involve me designing the product and then manufacturing in this\ncase about 200 vacuum-form panels let's take a look at how you design and then\nfabricate for such a project my name is Eric Strebel I'm an industrial designer\nwelcome to my channel about product design and making I hope that you like\nand joy and become a subscriber make sure that you hit that little bell next\nto the subscribe button too in case you haven't already done so that way you'll\nbe notified every time I have a new video when you start designing a product\nit's often good to know exactly what manufacturing process you're gonna use\nso that you can design to that process I start this project just like I would any\nother one in an ideation phase where I'm creating a bunch of different ideas of\nwhat these panels could look like we stumbled upon this nice sort of simple\nelegant kind of half pill shape I even did an early mock-up where I cut some\nRen tools and vacuum formed on top of that really simply to see what that\nlooks like now one of the hidden features of this product is that it has\nthis special little hanger and this hanger allows it to be hung from either\ndirection and there's even a little notch that allows it to be hung on let's\nsay a pin or a nail in a studio environment this little detail that you\ndon't see what can be hugely beneficial to the client in the long run here's\nsome of the other variations of that shape and the different flat spots that\nthey have at the top and ultimately we even did one where the hangers were on\nthe outside we didn't go with that at some point you got to make a tool what\nyou're gonna vacuum-form on here's a quick little sketch something I could\nshare with the tool maker and then I have to make the CAD data of\nthe actual tool that's going to be cut by the CNC Machinist you'll notice it\nhas a couple little notches in the four corners there registration marks and\nthose are going to become important and helpful for later on in the\nmanufacturing process this is the final rendering just so the tool maker can see\nwhat's going on and what the tool looks like also for the client this is the CNC\nmilled aluminum part one half here is sanded now the other side is sanded and\nit involves me benching out and sanding everything by hand when you vacuum form\nparts they need vent holes and Here I am just drilling out the vent holes check\nout how my electric drill causes the video to wobble another Finnish mention the tool and\ngetting it ready for vacuum forming I can focus my attention on all the little\nhanger parts and those are gonna be laser-cut I'm certainly not going to cut\nthose by hand here's my material I already cut the size I'm using a PT G\nclear material it's easy to form and economical here you can see the tool\nbeing raised into the plastic PE TG it fits nicely and I can form two parts at\na time all right back to those hanger pieces\nwell those hanger pieces all need to get glued on to a sloping edge on the\nbackside of these formed parts so I route the one edge so that it can meet\nup with the formed part now in this case all the formed parts have been laser-cut\nI send this out to a local laser cutter it's outside the capability of what I\ncould do but those registration holes that those registration pins that were\nsticking up on the tool that I talked about earlier were important for laser\ncutting and aligning so they're able to basically come through with a laser\ncutter and cut all these pieces out here I'm solvent bonding the hangars in place\nI've made some forms or some jigs that hold the hanger in place and they're\njust made out of cardboard and these are also a laser cut they're my templates\nfor gluing everything together here I glue the pieces on and I just let them\ndry once they're dry I can pull them off the templates and then add the little\nhanger pieces on the side for support the parts are pretty big and the thing", metadata={'source': 'x-uBFJLY8Ow'}), Document(page_content="hanger pieces on the side for support the parts are pretty big and the thing\nthat nobody ever thinks about is the packaging and the shipping of these\nparts because ultimately they got to go for me I got to be painted they got to\nbe transported to the show and back again into some warehouse so great to\nprovide that as something additional that your client can really benefit from if you liked the video and you found it\nuseful smash that thumbs up button and leave a comment don't forget to\nsubscribe to my youtube channel you can click on a little icon on the bottom\nright of the screen to do that it follow me on Twitter Facebook and Google+ rock\non put here to watch some of the other\ndesign committee that I had if you'd like to have your\nmusic featured in one of my videos drop me a line", metadata={'source': 'x-uBFJLY8Ow'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJu_wPGFTw0 | [Document(page_content="Joe had that Winfield alright you know especially for me because I forgot up there like up there because they consistent the whole year so I really made this one that you know cuz my teammates at home to do patient [Music] Joe career-high in minutes tonight how did you feel what was working for you conditioning wise on the court that's good but I figure you know my my coach coach Bob I was good I was a good place and I wasn't a spy and the game was also slow they don't coaches felt like I should I should issue declare me and you and I was my career high minutes I never know what to say was aggressive and he was over crusty oh yeah I love when you guys I come out of the gate like I saw at the beginning of the game Mustafa Pasha guess we're going that's what I'll be needed the past couple games and I think you got me going to there being over aggressive and that's how they get in fights that Ben Simmons is a game changer how does he feel of the court to play is good you know we still getting better together we're still another each other obviously we found a way to do fondant ways I opened up the floor for man he does the same for me and the water passes so there are there are some players who given what happened between you and Willie Reed could have just been flustered by it but [Music] one of the guys on Twitter that was", metadata={'source': 'EJu_wPGFTw0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39idVpFF7NQ | [Document(page_content=">>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, ALABAMA\nSENATE CANDIDATE ROY MOORE IS HERE.\n>> OH, GREAT. SEND HIM IN.\n[ APPLAUSE ] >> HOW ARE YOU DOING?\n>> ROY, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THE SENATE HANGS IN THE\nBALANCE. WE ARE TRYING TO PASS A TAX\nREFORM PLAN THIS YEAR TO BRING MR. TRUMP'S LIST OF BIG\nLEGISLATIVE ACCOMPLISHMENTS TO ONE.\nWE CAN'T LOSE YOUR SEAT THIS DECEMBER.\n>> YES, SIR. >> I NO YOU ARE BANNON'S GUY\nABOUT THIS LATEST NEWS ABOUT YOU IS CONCERNING.\nVOTERS IN ALABAMA WILL NEVER ELECT SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD\nELECTIONS WITH A MINOR. >> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?\n>> NO. ALABAMA IS QUITE A PLACE.\nBUT WE CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE. >> IT'S ALL LIES.\nI'M NOT THAT GUY. >> PERHAPS.\nBUT IT'S HARD TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE NOT INTO YOUNG\nGIRLS WHEN YOU DRESS LIKE WOODY FROM TOY STORY.\n>> THE LEFT WING MEDIA LOVES TO\nREPEAT THESE SEXUAL HARASSMENT STORIES.\nTHERE IS A NEW ONE EVERY DAY. >> I KNOW.\nEVEN I HEARD ABOUT LOUIS C.K. AND I'M ONLY ALLOWED TO LISTEN\nTO THE TV. BUT THIS GIRL WHO ACCUSED YOU\nWAS 14 YEARS OLD, ROY. YOU HAVE GOT TO DO THE RIGHT\nTHING HERE. >> ALL RIGHT.\nEVERYONE THINKS I DID IT, I'LL MARRY HER.\n>> NO, ROY, NO. NO ROY.\nI WANT YOU TO CONSIDER STEPPING ASIDE.\nDON'T THINK OF IT AS ENDING YOUR CAMPAIGN.\nTHINK OF IT AS GOING TO CONVERSION THERAPY TO TURN\nYOURSELF INTO SOMEONE WHO IS NO LONGER A CANDIDATE.\n>> I MEAN COME ON SIR, DO WE HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY?\nCAN'T WE JUST CALL THE BOSS. >> SORRY I'M NOT GOING TO CALL\nVLADIMIR PUTIN ABOUT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]\nI CAN'T MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING, ROY,\nBUT I WANT YOU TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS.\nI WILL GIVE YOU A COUPLE MINUTES TO CONSIDER.\n>> OH, DANG. I'M IN A GOOD PICKLE ABOUT THIS.\nWHAT AM I GOING TO DO? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]\n>> YOU ARE DROP OUT, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.\n>> WHAT THE -- JEFF SESSIONS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?\n>> DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO, COOK UP NIGHTMARES FOR CHILDREN.\nIT'S GOOD I'M HERE BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN\nMEANING TO TALK TO YOU. >> ALL RIGHT.\n>> ROY, YOU HAVE DOING SOME CONTROVERSIAL STUFF.\nYOU WAVE A GUN AROUND ON STAGE. YOU TELL FOLKS MUSLIMS SHOULDN'T\nBE ALLOWED IN THE CONGRESS AND THAT 9/11 WAS GOD'S PUNISHMENT\nFOR SODOMY. I LOVE IT.\nYOU CHECK A LOT OF BOXES FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ]\n>> THANK YOU, JEFF. >> BUT THIS IS REALLY BAD.\nI'M USUALLY THE CREEPIEST ONE IN THE ROOM BUT I LOOK AT YOU AND\nI'M LIKE OH, MY GOD. I GOT THE GOOSE FLESH.\nTHEY SAY YOU ARE EVEN ADMITTED TO BEING WITH A COUPLE OF\n16-YEAR-OLDS. >> COME ON, JEFF, YOU KNOW I WAS\nJUST KIDDING. >> THAT'S A RELIEF.\n>> NO. KIDDING IS THE TERM I USE FOR\nDATING YOUNG LADIES. >> OH, GOD.\nALL RIGHT. GET ON OUT HERE.\nI AM ALABAMA, MR. MOORE, BUT YOU ARE TOO MUCH ALABAMA, ALL RIGHT?\nGET OUT. GET ON.\nLOUVRE ME TO MY GERRYMANDERING. OH.\nPAPA, I NEED SOME ADVICE. PAPA, WHAT'S GOING ON?\nI WANT TO BE HAPPY AGAIN. I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE SENATE,\nDADDY. I'LL BE GOOD.\nI'LL TALK TO KAMELA HARRIS. I PROMISE.\nBUT THERE ARE SO MANY MEN OUT THERE ACTSING LIKE MONSTERS.\nHARVEY WEINSTEIN, KEVIN SPACEY, THE PRESIDENT.\n[ LAUGHTER ] DADDY, HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON\nFOREVER, HAVE I BENEFITTED FROM A SYSTEM OF OPPRESSION?\nNO? THAT'S GOOD NEWS.\nDADDY. LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY\nNIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]", metadata={'source': '39idVpFF7NQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWIzjMWmuYk | [Document(page_content="dude dude come on I knew it I hope you doing well welcome back to my channel now I feel like I haven't done a sit-down video in a while if you guys have been following my channel for a while you guys should know how passionate I am about fashion and how much I like to break rap boundaries and and I love to experiment with my clothes and clothing and I feel like clothing especially these days are such a such an open world for everyone in the past I've done one video where I called it a unisex clothing video which makes it means clothes for guys and girls minutes they say anyone can wear anything whenever they want it doesn't have to be put into a category it doesn't have to be called a name or anything like that it's just unisex is something that everyone understands straight away to know I mean even though like I said you guys know that lets see any labels so I thought I'd do an update version of why I've been loving or why I've seen recently and how I match certain things together I'm gonna start off by this mustard Dijon part wrong neck from H&M which I'm obsessed with it was 30 pounds from hating m-man girls guys whoever this is such a nice color such a nice autumn color and this is oversized I absolutely love this this could be paired with anything like a really nice smart pair of trousers like tucked in or out or like casual jeans or joggers like wherever you want I feel like this is so easy to pair with I'd also like to point out because I did we mention in my last unisex video that I did that I actually did a giveaway I would love to be able to give away one of these items of clothing so basically all I'm going to ask you guys to do is to tell me which item of clothing you want make sure to leave your Twitter out so I can contact you and what you love wearing in the winter and I'm going to pick a winner at random as simple as that the next thing I got from a source is this massively oversized white t-shirt with rainbow embroided love which I just think is the cutest the kids love is for everyone and love is very equal in my eyes everyone should experience love with whoever they bloody well want to see yeah amazing statement love is love who cares I got this and I thought this would look amazing with a really nice pair of smart jeans or cash like these are really casual smart I'm really into tucking my t-shirts and clothes into my jeans and charles's these days I don't know why I just think it gives it off like that extra bit of vintage vibe which I personally love I absolutely love this top long-sleeve really really nice fitted I think this is really smart I do apologize for the sirens like I said this would look amazing with like for me personally I usually wear skinny jeans like really skinny but I was thinking these would look quite nice with like this maybe like a slim fit light blue pair of jeans like maybe the waist size a little bit bigger so it fits in all nice and snug but yeah I really I'm really excited to wear this I think it's really nice the next thing that I've been really enjoying recently is embroided things like the love t-shirt and I found this in top man and they do loads of different types of embroidered t-shirts and jumpers and hoodies this one is just like a casual mouth and I thought this would look great with like obviously any child as you want but in a route rolled up sleeves rolled down or under a nice light jacket or something and they do either lighten for did stuff like burgers and fries I think it's really cute and it gives sight the plain t-shirt like something else to it and I really like the whole pop art scene as well so I'm really like that that was 18 pounds so I wore this one way to the ground on my snapchat story the other day follow me if you're not follow me or any and those of you went absolutely bonkers for it so this was 35 pounds from Topman and like you said like clothes have no barriers no gender so wear what you want it's", metadata={'source': 'kWIzjMWmuYk'}), Document(page_content="from Topman and like you said like clothes have no barriers no gender so wear what you want it's really nice really comfy the only thing I worry about is spilling something on it because it is obviously such a light color but I've been very careful about leaning against any walls or I'm taking it off from drinking or eating and keeping it well away from me but yeah I really really like this color because I wouldn't usually have the confidence to wear something this bright because obviously I'm clumsy mess and finally not everyone's biggest fan enter the velour this one of my favorite materials is not many people like it I'm not sure why maybe it has something to do with like their teeth going on edge I'm not sure explain to me in the comments if you have a fear of like the whole velour velvet sort of feeling this reminds me of proper 90s late 80s just the way it sits I've got this in a medium I kind of wish I could for like these size up because I do like to wear my size up but anyway this would be really nice with like black or like dark navy trousers or jeans I'm so excited to be able to dye experiment with all these different outfits in different ways and I really do hope you have some inspiration from this if you enjoyed this video and you want to see more of these types of videos make sure to give it a massive thumbs up I love you guys very much and obviously don't forget to enter the giveaway all you have to do is leave your Twitter app sign or leave your Instagram any way that I can be able to contact you pretty much what you like to wear in the winter and what item of this clothing we you would like to have and I go out and get it for you oh and let me know what your size is oh my god yeah so yeah thank you guys bye", metadata={'source': 'kWIzjMWmuYk'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAyxMv4IBH8 | [Document(page_content="a review of the ion water cooler here's the unit insert class and restart unit Wow how easy that is this clears the fan error this makes sense because you can only reset a software with a power stable let your water system boot Wow voting is fun to watch use this time to dream about wildly carbonated water after setup is complete wait for a set up to complete press the type of water you want sometimes pressing a button opens a menu Wow remember this is still easier than using the old water on your way back to this cleansing menu screen is slow to update for your convenience Wow Wow the subscription piece for a water filter and the water filters to filter to force it to the filter wow that's a hot radiator wait a second I the radiator closest roots the down arrow on coal to adjust by uneven steps and it rolls over water built up on top and spreads around but that's okay Wow no way water can get through that chronic I'll be carbonated water ready wow those screws are not playing that's fine restart doing it again Wow notice the heavy-duty housing covering the radiator hot air rises so it makes sense to have the plastic grille angled down [Music] enjoy your mildly carbonated water from a subscription for", metadata={'source': 'eAyxMv4IBH8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVAMKnfrQBk | [Document(page_content="THEIR LIFE. AND EVERYONE DEALS WITH IT DIFFERENTLY. AND NO ONE HAS TO COME FORWARD ABOUT IT PUBLICLY. IT'S EVERYONE'S DECISION. AND WE HAVE TO RESPECT THAT. >> AND WE KEEP PUTTING THE ONUS ON THE VICTIMS. SO YOU KNOW THIS STORY, RIGHT? THE TEAM DOCTOR HAS NOW BEEN IDENTIFIED BY SEVERAL WOMEN ON THE TEAM, AS HAVING SEXUALLY ABUSED THEM DURING HIS EXAMS, HIS TREATMENTS OF THEM. AND HE DENIES IT. IN THE PROCESS WHEN IT WAS HAPPENING TO YOU, YOU DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS ABUSE? >> NO. I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY WEIRD. YOU KNOW? TO BE HONEST. HE JUST WAS VERY ODD. AND HE WAS VERY FRIENDLY WITH US. HE WAS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL. HE WOULD TEXT US AT TIMES. HE WAS OUR FRIEND. HE WOULD, YOU KNOW, COME -- HE WOULD WORK ON US ALONE IN OUR HOTEL ROOM. HE WOULD COME TO MY HOTEL ROOM ALONE. BECAUSE I WAS SO YOUNG AND HE WAS A DOCTOR, I NEVER THOUGHT -- YOU LOOK OUT FOR STRANGERS WHEN YOU'RE LITTLE. I DIDN'T THINK A DOCTOR WOULDN'T ALLOWED TO BE WORKING ON ME ALONE. AND THAT IS A VIOLATION OF USA GYMNASTICS POLICY. >> IT WASN'T JUST THAT. YOU'RE YOUNG. YOU'RE FOCUSED ON WINNING GO INNING GOLD. IT WAS THE GROOMING HE DID. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR EVERY PARENT AND YOUNG PERSON TO KNOW. TALK ABOUT THE GROOMING. >> I MEAN, A LOT OF THE MONSTERS, THEY'RE MASTER MANIPULATORS. THEY MAKE YOU BELIEVE THEY CARE ABOUT YOU. I USED TO FEEL GUILTY. HE ANNOYED ME SO MUCH. BUT I FELT GUILTY BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST, HE'S THE NICEST. BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SAYS THEY'RE NICE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY ARE. >> TENDS TO BE MEN, CAN BE WOMEN, ARE INTERESTED IN YOUNG VICTIMS, PUT THEMSELVES IN PROFESSIONS WHERE THEY HAVE ACCESS TO YOUNG VICTIMS. AND THEY KNOW HOW TO BE NICE. >> LARRY GOT AWAY WITH IT, AS WE KNOW OF, FOR 30 YEARS. AND THERE WAS A REPORT WHEN I WAS 1 YEARS OLD. OVER THE YEARS, SO MANY PEOPLE LOOKED THE OTHER WAY. AND I DON'T KNOW WHY OUR SOCIETY, SO MANY PEOPLE LOOK THE OTHER WAY. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE PROTECT THESE DISGUSTING PEOPLE. >> LIKE KEVIN SPACEY. THE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST KEVIN SPACEY INVOLVED YOUNG BOYS. HE DENIES THEM. BUT THAT'S ANOTHER SITUATION. WE'RE TEEING ONE PERSON RAISE THEIR HAND AND MANY OTHERS, AS WE LOOK AT YOU AND YOUR TEAMMATES, RAISING HANDS IN A DIFFERENT WAY. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM AND WHETHER YOU THINK IT'S JUSTIFIED AND WHAT ROLE USA GYMNASTICS HAS HAD IN ALL THIS. Every morning, I thought I had to make a choice. Do I use a toothpaste that whitens my teeth or one... ...that's good for my teeth? Now I don't have to choose! My dentist told me about new Crest Whitening Therapy. So, I tried it! From Crest 3D White comes new Whitening Therapy. It's our best whitening technology. Plus, it has a fortifying formula to protect your enamel. Now I get a whiter smile and healthy teeth, all in one. The 3D White collection from Crest. Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. At Hellmann's, we care about sourcing 100% of our oils responsibly. And we care about incredible taste. Because at Hellmann's, we're on the side of food. * I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain *", metadata={'source': 'DVAMKnfrQBk'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaTleo4cOs8 | [Document(page_content="I need it I Need you it's beautiful I'm taking you guys miss shopping with me today because I think I'm gonna start working on the Asian aquarium over the next few weeks, or a few days really but I'm in the mood to go shopping for some fish luckily I've got a hundred gallon aquarium sitting here empty that I'm gonna be able to use this quarantine system So if I do find anything and the tanks are not ready, I'll be able to house them anyways and hold them temporarily And of course we're coming back to one fish two fish here in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia Hmm More on that in a minute, I don't know if I'll actually buy anything while here, but you guys know me I simply like to shop around Look at what's available And you know I've truly feel at home and in a fish store like this and just a round fish in general Really so after a quick look around the store. There's nothing that I need Right now or nothing that's gonna suit what I need right now probably got to put an order in but there are a few things that have caught in my eye where I've caught my eye and a few things that stood out that I don't need but I kind of want But I don't know let me show you a few things This is the same type of Asian Arowana that I have I've been watching him for a while Nobody's bought him and you know it's kind of making me want him even more You know take him home type of thing, but yeah, it is an ultimate blood Asian, Arowana, I'm rarely on grade Beautiful stunning fish. It's a little bit bigger than mine if I got hit mine my two would fight Probably so if I got him I'd probably have to get this one now the lights in here are a little blue but this is a panda cross-back supreme so basically like a really nice fish that's gonna turn a little blue and You know really gold especially across its back now I had a panda gold before it was one of my first Asian, Arowana And they grow to be absolutely stunning one of the things that I find they're really well known for is You know perfect body shape and of course I know for many of you. It's really easy to say Joe We just get another one get another one well that one's about $2,000 and the red is about $3,000 so we're talking five thousand dollars for two fish tough pill to swallow but I'll try to baby something big these little coy angels also caught my eye Really pretty love their patterns but you know I already got a bunch of Platinum's with that said I'm kind of liking this little black one here the black and white Really cute. I of course the the the coy portion comes out in you know having three colors usually But I don't know I really like these black and white ones that I think they would contrast and really stand out with the Platinum's That I already have but these guys are much smaller than the ones I have but you know. I'm thinking about it and of course By me thinking by me thinking about it means I'm probably going to buy a lot of stuff by impulse I'm gonna try to hold back Because I do have some specific plans one of them is to get some coal draw me for that Asian tank leave it or not where are they you're such a Beginner type fish and in fact was one of the first community fish I ever had But in my opinion is one of the most underrated fish absolutely stunning makes a fantastic community fish now I don't know what you guys think should I go with you know just do a Gourami tank all the different species they technically are from you know different parts of Asia Or should I go with something different? You know maybe I should wait to see what you guys say in the comments section below these rants borås These are the SBS they do look Pretty amazing let me see if we can get actually get in there and see them yeah, they're a little panicked right now, but They look just like the Harlequin grass bora one of the massive difference That's also a fish that I was considering putting in there as well Yoji, it's actually a bunch of you know almost beginner", metadata={'source': 'TaTleo4cOs8'}), Document(page_content="I was considering putting in there as well Yoji, it's actually a bunch of you know almost beginner style community. Type fish that are all from Asia Why why wouldn't I get something more exotic? I truly want you guys to be able to do this and maybe grab some Inspiration from it with that said I always get some amazing comments and suggestions from you guys as well So make sure you leave me some in the comment section below because then I certainly appreciate it little silver, Arowana up in here They're always cute at this size those guys get to 4 feet long though They're the cheap is there I wanna you can buy but beginning to you know 4 feet long is a massive fish And I don't think a lot of people are really Prepared for that then this is another one look at this. This is a tinfoil barb So next time you go And buy these guys realize how big they get now if you had 5 or 6 of these at this size I definitely picked them up a little baby Oscar. This is like a long fin really cute oh He's got some peacock bass in here Get three four of them. I wonder. It's got some good-sized piranhas in here these are nice As some bikers in here these will be the Senegal's these guys stay relatively Smaller compared to a lot of the other bikers, so if you're looking to get one. This is probably one of your better choices nice big parrot big jack dempsey always attractive to the bigger fish Africans up here He's gonna look at the floor look at the size of these guys. These are red Billy saying in the size alone Yeah my mouth Yeah, saying if he's trying to get me to buy them some clown loaches to Nice size nice and active nice dark coloration these guys will look a lot better on a lighter substrate though clown knife This black ghost Another one over here oh and another one over there Maybe I should start buying all these baby monsters and grow them out for the 2020 guys thing a little sidebar. I'm I'm buying all kinds of fish that I don't need and probably not gonna have room for I think I'm going to start needing somebody to come with me to the pet stores and Slap my hands when I say I want Beckett So corridor then here over here For those that have been following me for a while now you remember that I did a store tour of this exact store I think it was a couple of years ago And you'll remember this exact point of view you'll also remember the guy that I did that tour with that was actually a store employee By the name of Matthew Hume now. He's he's actually owned his own pet stores in the past He's been a staple in the local coffee for many years working at almost every pet store there was in Nova Scotia So he's very well known Unfortunately over the past few months and even a few years. I believe it was his his wife was diagnosed with cancer, and it wasn't too long ago that she passed away and Left Matt and his three young children Behind now Jeff the store owner of this store has started up a GoFundMe to try to help raise money for him Because you know it's gonna be hard for him especially with young children but he also wanted to do something else a little more personalized for his good for his customers, so he is Doing a raffle here at the pet store third place is a two hundred dollar gift card to the store second place 300 all our gift card to the store Tickets are only $10 each the grand prize being a tour of my aquarium gallery I'm gonna leave all the details in the description below Just so I don't mess anything up But the way it will work is whoever gets the grand prize will be picked up at this store You're not being flown in we're not going to get you This is probably gonna be best for local people within the surrounding provinces however, if you want to fly in and meet at the store feel free to do so But you'll be picked up at this store We'll take you to my house where I'll give you a tour of the gallery in person you'll be the first person to ever do that and processive quite", metadata={'source': 'TaTleo4cOs8'}), Document(page_content="you a tour of the gallery in person you'll be the first person to ever do that and processive quite possibly the last Then we're gonna go for dinner And it's just gonna be like a one-on-one type of thing you meet Jeff and you can bring one so it'll be you plus another And I thought that was one of the most meaningful things that I could do to help the to help Matt Oh, and his family. Oh and 100% of the proceeds are going to Matt and his children I'm not being paid for this in any sort of way I just thought that this was going to be something that we can all do to help Matt out in this difficult time Now to purchase your tickets you can come right into the store and buy them right here, or you can call the store And with a credit card or whatever and do it that way I'm gonna leave all the details all the information in the description below Even if you don't plan on you know winning anything, or you can't do anything, please support it I think it's a great cause and again 100% of the proceeds Goes to Matt and his family of young children when I come to the pet store We usually need a pause I buy so much fish that I don't need I'm actually not buying any of the fish that I came here for there's not enough of what I want or what I'm looking for But me coming to a pet store is always Dangerous I need everything okay confession time you guys remember the bonsai trees that I seen here a little while ago This is what inspired me to do my little nano tank with the bonsais Confession is this well first and foremost. They only have one left here as soon as I put that video out They sold out of whom almost right away Which is always good? I love I love to see that sort of thing with that said I'm upset so many of you So what happened was you remember that I set that little nano tank up on my like little work table I drained it and moved it because I needed to move a lot of things around. I meant to fill it back up Grint the hide for this one I forgot to fill it back up and the entire tank dried out luckily there wasn't any fish in It but all the plants are destroyed. Just try it up into like this potpourri. Type of mix or just all crusty I had to admit it at some point and for those that watch my videos all the way through at least you guys will know and You can spread the word, so I don't have to talk about it anymore That's so embarrassing to talk about but I guess moving forward. I think I'm gonna need a bit of a I Need an assistant. I need it I Need you it's beautiful. Do you want to come home with me? Maybe we should bring Frank to the store to take you home? Oh? man this guy's so nice I Need you I can't put you in with Frank Frank will kill you, but technically you are way nicer than Frank Poor Frank feel so bad for him and and and he'd kill me if he knew I was looking at other flower horns Or you know even considering getting another one, but I mean that little guy is pretty stunning Let's hold a bet who think I've who thinks I'm gonna buy it here. We got a female flower horn She actually laid eggs in this tank which is interesting. She's got a little bit of a new clump, or cock as they call them Interesting maybe maybe uh Maybe Frank's girlfriend Frank's girlfriend She's not pretty enough for Frank though poor girl spent so much time bagging my fish. I'm trying to go get a haircut once again Coming for one thing and I leave with a box of fish that I wasn't here for but how could I know it? I'm gonna get all of these guys home acclimate them to Their temporary holding tanks and in the near future I'll show you what I got, but I want to make sure these guys are all doing okay. I want to get them home and So in the near future if you're interested in seeing what I got you know Make sure you do so you don't miss it", metadata={'source': 'TaTleo4cOs8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBHPVE3AI6Y | [Document(page_content="we'll see about our line is from the BBC Persian service and I think you've got more Upstate figures have you yes the death toll has risen to 400 they injured our 6000 so far and the epicenter of the earthquake itself was the Western city of sarples awho which was the worst hit two-thirds of the casualties as far as we know so far have come from that area one of the first heart-wrenching videos that emerged after 9:20 p.m. local time when earthquake struck last night was from a hospital in sarples a hog that collapsed and buried the hospital staff underneath but there are other cities there that are hit as well many remote villages that is harder to get access to but there seems to have been a division of labor between getting help to the bigger cities and the Revolutionary Guards go to the more remote villages but getting to the remote areas that we've been hearing has been difficult partly because of the mudslides as a result of the earthquake yes there's been a lot of mudslides some rows have been have been damaged so they're trying to deploy helicopters to get there that you know cutting through the bureaucracy and red tape to deploy all those resources itself sometimes becomes an issue earthquakes are not unknown in this region yet this one does seem to have caused a lot of damage particularly to smaller housing I'm just wondering what sort of regulations there are in terms of building technique for affordable housing in this area yeah you would think that we'll learn after all these earthquakes given that Iran is so prone to earthquakes the housing regulation standards governing the the engineering side of it the oversight is very weak so you know a lot of the government buildings themselves collapse what's created an outcry now on social media is the fact that the residential units that were built as part of the affordable housing by the previous government they were worse hit and many of the casualties came from those particular units but even the fact that the hospital that I mentioned collapse you know or other places that were meant to shelter people that maybe might be a wake-up call well you mentioned sheltering of people that's going to be a huge issue in the coming days isn't it because thousands and thousands of people are now homes the Iranian Red Crescent has said 70,000 people are so far they made homeless and need to get you know we need to get aid to them as far as as quickly as possible distributing tents restoring power to those areas the government is promising that within the next 24 hours power would be restored to most of the areas but if you look at the social media now you would see many users still anecdotally uploading videos pleading for help saying that we haven't seen any rescue help we haven't seen any power being restored so it's difficult to get a clear perspective when you don't have a presence there given where this has happened which is on the border between Iran and Iraq what what are the chances of one country helping the other if you know that they can travel just a few miles to offer help well this has never happened usually the earthquakes inside you're on a very localized but this one is unique in that it covers such a wide range of areas and it's you know it went across the border but Iran has wayna borne the brunt of the earthquake most of the casualties are from Iran and you know there the infrastructure is there the you know the Iranian rescue workers that dealt with this before so I don't think they'll be needing any help is such from Iraq and in terms of that infrastructure power water these are obviously things they're gonna have to sort out in the coming hours absolutely I think that they said that they've tried to distribute tens of thousands of bottles of water for the people you know as the water hasn't been restored yet electricity gas but luckily the communications is all well you know people can still upload videos you", metadata={'source': 'lBHPVE3AI6Y'}), Document(page_content="gas but luckily the communications is all well you know people can still upload videos you can make calls many of these providers are you know providing free calls to those areas for people to stay in touch that's good what's good you come down talk to us about it our land from the BBC Persian service think", metadata={'source': 'lBHPVE3AI6Y'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgVmn66oK_A | [Document(page_content='Although it may not seem like it, on average,\nthe world is improving. Countries are growing their economies and\npopulations, and working together to build a stable global future. But not everywhere. In certain pockets of the world, war, chaos,\nand and increasingly uncertain political instability is pushing certain nations straight towards\ntheir eventual failure. So we wanted to know, which countries are\nat the greatest risk of collapse, and why? Well, to find out, we can use the widely cited\nFragile States Index, published by the non-profit think tank, Fund for Peace. Using 12 indicators, covering social, economic,\nand political factors, the FSI ranks all United Nations members based on their likelihood\nof failing as a sovereign state. Since 2014, the same three countries have\nranked at the very bottom, and one of them is the long struggling Central African Republic. The CAR, like most war-torn African countries,\nis the product of failed colonization by Europe, following the 19th century partition of Africa. After roughly 80 years of French rule, the\nCAR declared its independence in 1960, but was far from democratic. Almost immediately, the government began suppressing\nopposition, and was overthrown in a coup d’état. This new government was best known for establishing\na dictator, who was alleged to have personally ordered the murder of 100 child protestors. Over the next 40 years, a series of coups,\nforeign overthrows of government, and false attempts at democracy led to multiple civil\nwars beginning in 2003. For the past decade and a half, the United\nNations and the country’s former colonizer France have attempted to reach peace between\nthe country’s many different warring factions, with little to no success. Today, the CAR is one of the world’s poorest\ncountries and according to the UN’s Human Development Index, has seen less development\nthan any other nation on earth. It has also consistently ranked as one of\nthe most unhealthy nations, particularly in terms of hygiene, malaria, sanitation, lack\nof medical supplies, and most destructively: war. The country has even seen ethnic cleansing\nof its Muslim minority since 2013. Without the United Nations actively working\nto prevent a total collapse, the Central African Republic is the third most likely to fail\ncountry in the world. The second most unstable country is Somalia,\nwhich has been in the bottom three since 2007. Another victim of European colonization, this\ntime by Italy and Britain, Somalia has struggled since declaring independence in 1960. Although somewhat stable due to a dictatorship,\nIn 1991, the Somali Civil War broke out following the collapse of the Somali government. In the past 25 years, the country has been\nin an almost nonstop state of war, with religious and political factions alternately seizing\nterritory, and a steady growth of terror groups such as the al-Qaeda aligned Al-Shabaab. The lack of effective government has even\nled to pirates attacking ships near the Somali coast. Today, much of the country is still relatively\nlawless and in extreme poverty, with no real functioning economy or social services. But the most likely to collapse country in\nthe world, is also one of the most recently created. South Sudan only became independent in 2011,\nbut has been engaged in a bloody civil war since 2013. As many as 300,000 people were believed to\nhave been killed in just two years of fighting, with devastating ethnic violence, and more\nthan one million people displaced. In one notable massacre, members of particular\nethnic groups and religions were executed en masse by former pro-government groups,\nand local radio stations broadcasted hate messages, encouraging torture and murder. Attacks on hospitals, places of worship, and\nschools have left the country non-functioning, and barely held together by UN forces. These three nations follow a pattern of post-colonial', metadata={'source': 'GgVmn66oK_A'}), Document(page_content='independence and subsequent fragility. They are all marked by ongoing conflict, repeat\ngovernment turnover, violent insurgencies, and extreme poverty. With so many interrelated crises happening\nat the same time, these countries NEED the global community’s help, and without it,\nthey are likely to fail completely. As one of the most likely to fail states,\nSomalia is subject to more terror attacks than almost any other country. To find out more about Somalia’s history\nand it’s current struggle with terrorism, check out this video to the right. Thanks for watching NowThis World, don’t\nforget to like and subscribe for more videos every week!', metadata={'source': 'GgVmn66oK_A'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNqCVTs38nU | [Document(page_content="seize it opening Adrienne Invitational he went three three one for that day congratulations first ten ten Heidelberg soil rolling it was right he's gonna throw a backside it's gonna be a long walk rigs the play I did a little hook and ladder so they went ahead and threw it out here to McGee and they had on the backside they flip it to him and he rolls it for the score the place is going crazy that is one for the hooks right there that is where the greatest plays I've ever seen in Heidelberg history how about Brock Reds of five years senior left", metadata={'source': 'zNqCVTs38nU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAQs-ctOqXQ | [Document(page_content="- [Narrator] According to\nsome science I made up, Pacific Rim is exactly 77 percent good. But regardless of whether or\nnot you agree with that rating, your argument probably isn't\nbased on the movie's plot. Any exposition Pacific\nRim accidentally featured was just an excuse to get as many ridiculous sci-fi concepts\non screen as possible, which is why the end\nresult is a movie featuring giant monsters, giant robots, and a smart person with tattoos. - What? - [Narrator] But I don't\nthink the story is that far from being great. In fact, the movie could've\nbeen a downright classic if you took the two leads,\nRaleigh Becket and Mako Mori, and switched them, like this. (dramatic music) Instead of starting with the scene where Raleigh just tells us the\nhistory of monster attacks-- - [Raleigh] And then we learned,\nthis was not gonna stop. - [Narrator] We should've\nstarted with this. That's Mako as a kid. She sees her whole city destroyed, and then she's rescued by Idris Elba, just like in that dream\nwe all keep having. It happens about halfway through the film, but if it had been the\nopening scene in the movie, we would've been introduced\nto the evil Kaiju and the heroic Jaegers from a\nhelpless child's perspective, which would've made the\nentire story feel bigger and more whimsical, speaking objectively. Then, in this scene, it\nshould've been Raleigh instead of Mako, who\nfreaked out in the drift. This would've been where we learn about Raleigh's tragic backstory and watch his brother get thrown into the frigid, Alaskan night. This simple change completely\nreshapes the movie. Now Mako is the emotional core,\nand the story becomes, one, child loses everything. Two, child grows up while\ntraining to fight in robots, and three, child avenges\nmentor's death, spoilers, and saves the world. So, there you go. With this one, small change, you get a Pacific Rim that\nis 27.3 percent better, giving it a total score\nof 98 percent awesome, meaning the sequel has\nquite a bit to live up to. - [Raleigh] Elbow rocket.\n- Elbow rocket, engaged. - [Raleigh] Now!", metadata={'source': 'ZAQs-ctOqXQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcVjitaM3LY | [Document(page_content="If you look at the current top ten in the prime charts you'll see the top 10 largest primes at the moment, and you may notice that one of them stands out. One of them is not quite like the others. It's quite a special prime, it was actually discovered fairly recently; \nit was discovered on October 31st 2016, it was discovered on Halloween 2016. But all the other primes are Mersenne primes, \nthey're all primes that are one less than a power of two. And there's a reason for that, because computationally it's quite easy to check if they are primes or not, right? There is a- there is a test for that which you can run quite quickly. Number seven there is slightly different. There's a couple of reasons why it's special and one of the reasons is that it takes us one step closer to solving a fifty-year-old conjecture. So let's take a look at this prime. So this number- it's called a Proth prime. So Proth prime's have this form where it's k, that's some number, multiplied by a power of two plus one. Let's see if we can find a Proth prime. What I'm gonna do, let's\ntake a value; I'm gonna say k is 19, all right? Let's take k as 19 and then we're gonna multiply it by powers of two, add one, and let's see if we get a prime. Well let's do the first power of two. 19 times 2, 38. Plus 1 that equals 39, but that's not a prime; it's 3 times 13 that's no good. Let's check for another. Let's try 19 again but let's do 2 squared. So 19 times times 4, well 19 times 2 is 38 so we can double that again. That's 76, plus\n1 that's 77; that's definitely not a prime, that's 7 times 11. Let's keep going, let's see if we can find one. Let's do \n19 times 2 to power 3. That is 153,153 is that prime? That's maybe not so obvious, but no that isn't prime. 19 times 2 to the power 4, ok we're gonna keep looking. I I think \nthat is - plus 1 of course - that is 305, that's definitely not a prime. Okay another failure, let's keep looking for a prime. Let's do the next one.\n19 times 2 to the 5 plus 1, I've got that as being 609, no that's divisible by 3.\n- (Brady: I think you're gonna get us) (on that top 10 list at this rate!\n- It's gonna- actually we've got it. We've got it - look\nat this one. 19 times 2 to the power 6,1217 - prime!\nThat is a prime. Finally we found a pri- took a while. Yeah, it took a while but eventually we found a prime. In the 1960s, mathematician Sierpiński said that if you take something of this form: it's k times 2 to power n plus 1, and you keep running through it, there are numbers that will never hit a prime. So you'll keep going forever and you'll never get a prime. In fact he said there were infinitely many of them. So there's \nloads of them out there. The natural question is, what's the smallest one? Ah, well we don't quite know. So they think it might be this number: 78557.\n- (Brady: As k?) Yeah that's as k. So I'm saying if \nwe multiply that by 2 to the n, and then we add 1; we run through that process we'll never hit a prime, it's never going to happen. In fact I know that's never going to happen. So a mathematician called John Selfridge showed that that's never gonna happen. He showed that this number, whatever it is, will always be divisible by one of these: 3, 5, 7, 13, 19, 37 or 73.", metadata={'source': 'fcVjitaM3LY'}), Document(page_content="So he said it's always gonna be divisible by one of those, so it's never going to be a prime. That definitely is a Sierpiński number, okay? This is a number that will never hit a prime, great; but is it the smallest one? That we don't know. Now there's quite a few candidates for this - well in fact we're gonna have to check all the numbers smaller than 78557. Well you can do that. And most of those were eliminated. Until roundabout the beginning of the 21st century there were 17 left. 17 that hadn't been eliminated. So there might be numbers that are smaller than 78557, and you could do this and you'll never hit a prime. So there were 17 candidates left. But, thanks to advances in computation, that meant we could start eliminating these candidates. Now we started to eliminate them until there were six left. These are the six that were left. The smallest was 10223. But here are the others: 21181, 22699, 24737, 55459 and 67607. So there were these six candidates\nleft. But things started to slow down and I'm afraid there was a gap of nine years before we were able to eliminate one of these six, which was this one here: 10223 because we now know that forms a prime. Here's, here's our prime, this is it! \nThere it is, we know it does form a prime. And now this is struck off the list leaving five left. Now if we can eliminate those last five candidates we will have proved that 78558 is the smallest Sierpiński number.\n- (Brady: So James, was this) (really large prime not so much found) (because they were searching for large) (primes but because they were trying to) (eliminate ks?)\n- They- that is part of the motivation for this. This was found by a guy in Hungary on his home computer. Where he's downloaded a program, you can get it from the PrimeGrid website. And this program was designed to eliminate those seventeen that if I \ntalked about. And using that program he finally eliminated 10223. So you can do this yourself, using your own home computer. So he gets the glory of solving that and the glory of striking off one of these candidates off our list. So we have these candidates and then you find a prime that kills it off as a candidate - so those primes are huge. This one that was found recently is over nine million digits long, it's a massive number. The largest of these primes that are killing off candidates, they've actually got a special name. They're called \nColbert primes, named after Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert, some people might know, as the host of The Late Show in America? American comedian? I don't know why these have been named after Stephen Colbert; I guess someone's a fan. But if we can eliminate all these candidates we will have proven that 78557 is the smallest Sierpiński number. We don't know it's true, it just feels true; in our guts it has truthiness. Obviously we love these videos about \narbitrary numbers and obscure details; but to see how everything fits together, to get that bigger picture, why not check out", metadata={'source': 'fcVjitaM3LY'}), Document(page_content="brilliant.org Here's just the start of their Number Theory course. It's full of little questions and puzzles that are not only good fun but really help you get your head around stuff. And have a look at that - how can this not be quickening your pulse rate? Whether you're really serious about mathematics or you just love to learn, Brilliant's interactive site is going to teach you all sorts of amazing stuff that you might not get from, say, just a superficial video - not that there's anything wrong with videos of course, keep watching these too. But seriously I honestly think you'll enjoy what these guys have made. It's a really really good resource. It's also just really good fun to play with. If you'd like to check them out go to brillaint.org/numberphile. The first 314 people who do, and sign up, can get 20% off the premium annual subscription. That's the first 314 - see what we did there? They don't just cover mathematics; there's astronomy, physics, computer science - all sorts of good stuff. Thank you to them for supporting this video and I'll put some details in the \nvideo description.", metadata={'source': 'fcVjitaM3LY'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWYyZMH_QjA | [Document(page_content="so what's the point in making art the point is to make so you can share so you may concern you may concern you're making share I'm Chantal Martin and I draw I'm drawing on canvases I'm drawing on rules I'm going on cars and drawing on shirts and drawing on shoes 99% of that is done live when you're drawing live you have no time to think you have no time to hesitate you have no time to plan you have no time to be anyone else so this is the cover of the home and garden section and it's it's funny I didn't know it was a big deal at the time so I only bought one copy so you have an extra spare copy out there I take it I remember my art teacher telling me Chantal don't apply for art school because you're not good enough and you won't get in at that point people were only telling me what I couldn't do so I ran away I started my career in Japan in a culture that was craft based in a culture where people learn things and practice things over generations over long periods of time and I remember thinking to myself what can I master in my lifetime what could I become a family confident with what about a line you know I draw I love drawing we all drop though with these these I'm gonna draw like this what kind of hard work and patience would it take so that when I draw a line is recognizably mine moving to york was very humbling because if no one knows who you are they don't care who you are and everyone is an artist and you start to lose your you start to lose your way and so I decided well I'm not going to not make up because you won't show it I'm gonna draw and make the world my campus and I'm gonna lose any drawing tool that I can get my hand I'm gonna drive I'm gonna drive the sheriff just give me a pen and I'll make something [Music] [Applause] [Music] you follow the Panda you allow it to you allow it to go wherever it needs to go wherever it wants to take you you are willing passenger [Music] and now you repeat that and you repeat that and you repeat that and repeat that but over time you get to extract what you look like over time you get to extract what your line feels like something that it recognizably yours we have this contact between our head and our pan it doesn't matter what industry you're in it comes down to drawing it comes down to that initial mark that you make and without this pen I wouldn't have traveled I wouldn't have collaborated this tool has allowed me to discover who I am [Music]", metadata={'source': 'vWYyZMH_QjA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwZ-T_WQ03A | [Document(page_content='"Go to school, Summer. I\'ll go in Morty\'s\nmemory and do a little." Rick often plays God, "If God exists, It’s f***ing me!" while Morty is a mere mortal. But Rick himself certainly values Morty, enough\nto want to spend all his time with the boy, and if we dig deeper it becomes clear that\nMorty’s actually just as essential to the Rick and Morty universe, or rather, to all the Rick and Morty universes,\nas Rick is, and for good reason. So here are the key reasons we can see for\nwhy Morty matters. By the way, stick around at the end of this\nvideo, and we\'re going to tell you how to get a major\ndiscount on some really cool Rick and Morty gear we came across. "You two call yourselves geniuses, but you\'ve\nspent this time learning nothing! Come with me into the forest -- there\'s something\nI wish to teach you." "There\'s a heavy theme of creator and createe\nin Rick and Morty." The dynamic of father and son or creator and\ncreation is reflected in Rick’s contentious relationships with his creations. But while of course they’re literally grandfather\nand grandson, thematically, the father-son story is a key\npart of Morty’s relationship with Rick. Father-son narratives have been around for\nthousands of years, not just as a way of talking about literal\nparents and children, they are humanity’s way of dealing with\nour complicated feelings on life’s key principle -- new will inevitably replace old. Stories based on an "Archnemesis Dad" reflect\nour pain due to the inevitability of life cycles. In Greek mythology, Cronos, the youngest of\nthe titans, overthrew his father to become ruler, then became paranoid that his children would\noverthrow him, and decided to kill all his own kids by eating\nthem, as a precaution. But one baby, Zeus, was hidden by his mother\nin a cave, and grew up to kill Cronos and become king\nof the gods on Olympus. Perhaps the most iconic example of the Archnemesis\nDad trope is Star Wars, with Luke and Darth Vader. "You killed him." "No. I am your father." A key message of these narratives is that\nfighting the inevitable only helps it come to pass. In Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex, a prophecy says\nthat the baby Oedipus will kill his father and marry his mother. All of his parents’ efforts to avoid this\nonly make sure that these events do in fact happen. And Harry Potter features an original take\non the same motifs. Voldemort hears a prophecy saying Harry would\nkill him, so he tries to kill the young boy. But in the process, the powerful wizard inadvertently\nplants a bit of his soul in Harry, giving the young boy unique powers and acting\nas his "creator" in a way. Harry, thereby strengthened, grows up to become\nVoldemort’s downfall, and fulfills the prophecy. All of these stories demonstrate the pain\nwe feel knowing we’ll die and be replaced. But we can\'t prevent this universal destiny,\nso characters who try to fight this natural life cycle are punished. And the dad who tries to stop his son from\nreplacing him by squashing new life becomes a villain at war with the nature of\nlife itself. As we\'ve seen, the "Archnemesis Dad" trope\ncan apply to any Parent-Child, Creator-Creation, or Student-Teacher duo. Any relationship that is fundamentally about\nthe old passing on knowledge or life to the young or the young searching for their place in\nthe world. Rick and Morty aren’t father and son, but\ntheir relationship eerily follows this classic Archnemesis Dad narrative. Early on in the show, Morty admires Rick and\ntries to mimic him, spending much more time with Rick than with\nhis actual father. Morty’s time with Rick is an apprenticeship\nof sorts, though he learns more about controlling Rick\nthan about actual science. He can now see through Rick’s petty behavior\nand disable a nutrino bomb in minutes. "You should still stay back!" "Morty, how many of these --" "Too many, Rick! Too many!" Rick, meanwhile, seems hellbent on asserting', metadata={'source': 'wwZ-T_WQ03A'}), Document(page_content='his dominance and keeping Morty’s ego in check. "Just don’t get too big for your loafers,\nBuster Brown. A cocky Morty could lead to some big problems." This underlying dynamic explains why Rick\nso often feels the need to put Morty down. His behavior echoes many of the Father-Son\nstories in which the father tries to keep the son\nfrom gaining any power, fearing displacement. Their time together transforms Morty -- he\nbecomes increasingly jaded and callous. "Mr. President. If I\'ve learned one thing\ntoday, it\'s that sometimes you have to not give a\nf***!" And most importantly, his attitude towards\nRick changes drastically. He\'s now disillusioned with Rick’s behavior,\nethics and approach to life, "Come on, bird person. Rick\'s that complicated! He\'s just a huge asshole!" He sees through the bravado to the egotism\nbeneath. Rick’s pedestal has now cracked. "He bails on everybody! He bailed on mom when\nshe was a kid! He bailed on Tiny Planet! And in case I never made this clear to you,\nSummer, he bailed on you!" The “Archnemesis Dad” narrative has already\nbeen overtly featured on Rick and Morty in the Evil Morty storyline. Here we saw a bitter, cold Morty who hates\n“Ricks of all kinds” and devotes his time to killing them. This Morty possesses the solidified adult\nidentity and goals that every "son"’ figure must search for\nand eventually achieve, and this role seems to be ridding the multiverse\nof Ricks. The question that remains is whether our Morty\nwill renounce Rick. In Morty’s Mind-Blowers, we saw what might\nhave been the final straw as Morty snapped and actually attacked Rick. And in Ricklantis we see what appears to be\nEvil Morty returning and making a bid for city council in the Citadel\nof Ricks, suggesting bigger upheavals to come. If Rick’s story reflects the fear of inevitably\ngrowing old and becoming irrelevant, Morty’s story reflects the challenges of\ngrowing up. There’s a crushing realization that hits\neveryone sometime post-puberty - finding your place in the world doesn’t\nhappen automatically. Becoming an adult is really hard and seems\nto inevitably involve becoming disillusioned, disappointed or angry with your parental figures. "I\'m sorry! I ended up lying to you and yelling\nat you just like my parents did to me." The creator-creation life cycle eventually\nrequires the creation or son to become his own person and that means renouncing your idols or at least realizing idols are human, just\nlike everyone else. "My father kept me locked in a house until\nI was a teenager. and there was violence and...threats of poison\ngas. But also dancing." In many ways, Morty is Rick’s polar opposite. He’s naive where Rick is cynical, anxious\nwhere Rick is confident. Rick walks all over people, people walk all\nover Morty. "Glenn\'s bleeding to death! Someone call his\nwife and children!" "They\'re not robots, Rick!" "It\'s a figure of speech, Morty! They\'re bureaucrats!\nI don\'t respect them!" Morty asks a lot of questions while Rick has\nall the answers. Rick seemingly doesn’t care about anything,\nMorty cares too much about everything. Their differences make Rick and Morty an odd\ncouple, a classic comedic pairing based on two characters’\ndifferences. Some of the show’s inspirations were odd\ncouples as well, like Phineas and Ferb, and Doc Brown and Marty\nMcFly. Clashing personalities often result in comedy\ngold. Rick and Morty being dysfunctional polar opposites\nmakes us think that maybe combined, they could make one functional\nperson, which is probably why the fan theory that\nMorty is actually Rick’s younger self is so popular. There are obvious holes in this theory, like\ndoes that make Beth both mother and daughter to the same man? The show’s creators avoid definitive explanations\nlike this, for fear of writing themselves into a corner, and they prefer just messing with fan conspiracy\ntheorists, for example by placing a Rick-Morty hybrid', metadata={'source': 'wwZ-T_WQ03A'}), Document(page_content='theorists, for example by placing a Rick-Morty hybrid\nin The Citadel of Ricks. So Rick and Morty may not secretly be parts\nof the same person, but Morty is definitely the thing that’s\nmissing from Rick. So watching a show with just Rick without\na Morty would probably feel sad. Rick and Morty also fit the bill for hero\nand sidekick. Being a brilliant man of science who can’t\nstand most people and cares about little other than his work, Rick is an anti-hero type called "The Insufferable\nGenius." Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Who and House all fall\ninto this category. Insufferable Geniuses typically need a sidekick\nto help them navigate the world, due to their complete lack of social skills\nand their egotism. They’re often paired with someone more conscientious\nand likeable, a type called the Morality Pet. "You have got to find less debilitating outlets\nthan humiliating people. I hear bowling is more fun than stalking." Morty compensates for Rick’s lack of a moral\ncompass, calling out some of Rick’s most ethically\nquestionable behavior, like enslaving a miniverse or dealing arms. "Selling a gun to a hitman is the same as\npulling the trigger!" The Morality Pet bridges the gap between the\nInsufferable Genius and the rest of the world. It’s a special character who can understand\nboth the inaccessible brain and everyone else, and translate between the two. While Morty may not be as glamorous or get\ncalled a genius, it\'s the Rick who truly needs the Morty, and\nnot the other way around. "All right! Knock it off! You\'re not impressing\nanyone. Morty, not that I give a [bleep], but are\nyou okay?" Even though everyone thinks Morty is mentally\nchallenged, including his family, teachers and even the Vindicators. "Oh, so you\'re the leader now because we gave\nyou a jacket? You\'re the learning-disabled kid we do photo\nops with!" From what we witness he’s actually very\nwise. He’s not cerebral like Rick, but Morty’s\ngenius lies in his ability to identify other’s emotions and understand what to do with this insight. In other words, he’s emotionally intelligent. For example, in "Get Schwifty," Morty knows\nexactly how to help his dad feel valuable. "Hey, dad? Nobody’s smarter than Rick. But\nnobody else is my dad. You’re a genius at that." "Wow." At this point, Beth thinks Jerry is insecure\nabout his intelligence, but Morty knows that the real source of his\nfather’s insecurity is the fear that Rick is displacing him as\na father figure for Morty. Morty also correctly predicts that Jerry will\nbuy into the Plutonians’ fake admiration of him, understanding that Jerry is driven by a desire\nfor fame and admiration. "Oh man, this is definitely going to go to\nhis head!" Unlike Morty, Rick is actually not very smart\nwhen it comes to people’s emotions and motivations, possibly because he just doesn’t care very\nmuch about feelings. "Goodbye!" "So did you guys make out a little bit? Is\nhe gonna send you a postcard?" He builds Beth a perfect kids’ fantasy land\nto stop her from acting out, and never recognizes that what she really\nneeds is more attention from her father. "You can\'t do it, can you? You can\'t just\n[bleep] apologize." "Okay, okay, Beth. I\'m sorry. You think you\ndeserve an apology." But Morty knows exactly how his mother feels\nabout Rick and tries to keep her from getting hurt. "Rick, I can handle it if you go , but you’ll\nbreak mom’s heart, and I won’t forgive you for that." And he knows his dad is depressed after the\ndivorce, so he convinces Rick to take Jerry on an adventure. Rick is the brains of the show, and Morty\nis its heart. As the heart, Morty also has an intuitive\nunderstanding of ethics and decency. He pushes Rick to treat others with more concern\nand fairness. "Thank you, Morty. You are not like other\ncarbon-based life forms. You put the value of all life above your own." Morty’s intellect isn’t as easy to recognize\nas Rick’s, because our society places less value on emotional', metadata={'source': 'wwZ-T_WQ03A'}), Document(page_content='as Rick’s, because our society places less value on emotional\nintelligence. We tend to view it as inferior. But while Morty’s smarts aren’t appreciated,\nthe people around him clearly depend on Morty. So his form of intelligence does a lot of\ngood in his world. This one might probably make a lot of the\nwould-be Ricks in the Rick and Morty fanbase furious, but if there’s any character in the show\nthat represents the audience -- it’s Morty. Morty is the ‘normie’ of the show. He reacts the way a real person would when\nplaced in these situations, mostly by being completely terrified and on\nthe verge of a nervous breakdown. "That\'s it! I\'m done with these insane adventures!\nThat was really traumatizing! I quit! I\'m out!" He’s constantly horrified by Rick and by\nwhat they experience together, so that we don’t have to be, letting us\njust sit back and enjoy the show. Also, Morty has an anxious tendency to ask\na lot of questions, "So what\'s so special about these seeds anyways?" "You ask a lot of questions, Morty. Not very\ncharismatic." which conveniently allows the writers to slip\nin exposition without forcing it. If it wasn’t for Morty, we would probably\nbe confused most of the time, since Rick’s behavior is erratic at best. While most of us have probably thought about\nwhat it would be like to be a Rick, there’s nothing inherently bad in being\na Morty, and maybe this video has even convinced some\nof you that being a Morty has its merits. So maybe it’s a good thing that he has more\nquestions than answers. Like most of us, Morty is still figuring out\nwho he is and what his life is going to be like. And maybe we should ask more questions too. Do you sometimes get the urge to yell? "I\'m pickle Rick!" "Do you want a T-shirt that will say it for\nyou?" Then check out the Rick and Morty merch at\nSchwiftRickGear.com. They have some really cool stuff. Look at that sweatshirt -- it\'s gorgeous. Plus a whole selection of toys and keychains. Look, big-head Morty is holding the mega seeds\nthat we all remember were such a painful affair. Plus, if you enter your email, you get a whopping\n25% off. And it\'s free shipping over orders of $15. Just click the link in our description below\nto go to SchwiftRickGear.com and get 25% on the coolest Rick and Morty\ngear out there. Their clothes run a little small, so size\nup one or two sizes.', metadata={'source': 'wwZ-T_WQ03A'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpNZV18N_g | [Document(page_content="Competition is on! We're making spaghetti burritos.\n-O.M.G, where did you get this? You gotta put water in this. You're gonna help me make this spaghetti. \n-Can't do a recipe without a shirt on. Even though this is a competition, I'm going to be nice. I'm gonna mix the game, and I'm gonna share it with you Hurry up. I got your spaghetti on for you, I'm already in the lead Careful, don't burn the top of your mouth like you did last time. Just a little skin was peeling off. I know. \n-It was gross. O.M.G, I burned my mouth. Was it hot? No, it wasn't, it was good. You're taking all my pasta. Leave me the rest. Yeah I'll just take this amount... Here-\n Wait, let me just have this.\n-Stop *giggles* Give me my spaghetti back\n-Alright, alright, sorry. Guys, this video is sponsored by Bon- Jovi. This sauce is the bomb. They own and operate a community restaurant called the Soul Kitchen with no prices on the menu It's completely donation based or grew in a community to help people out and the sole reason for this sauce was to support these restaurants So we have a special link in our description That's gonna. Give you 20% off all the products all that goes to a good cause I love what the foundation is doing and a message that they're spreading. Bon Jovi, I love your sauce. (I love your music.) This is a perfect portion for about two servings of pasta, which is the exact amount for these patches. This is one of my favorite sauces. All right, ready!\n-Go! We're just gonna make the spaghetti burrito I don't know what JP's doing I think he's gonna have a freezing process, but I've done it I'm not gonna really do anything to this. The sauce is perfect the way it is. Of course I have to try it where I put it in the burrito.\n-Yeah, I wanna too.\nYou can't have it Let me try a little bit though Perfect ?dramatic? sauce! I'm so ?nice?. There's kinda pretty by making it like giant. Very important you get the mozzarella cheese slices, that's what's gonna give you the cheese bowl and plus, mozzarella looks so good with spaghetti It's definitely not healthy for you, but it is cheesy. Now about two cups of that spaghetti, some Parmesan cheese on top of these, basil leaf. We're gonna have one more cheese on top.\n-Yeah, I think you got too much spaghetti in here. Don't break, it's gonna tear NOOOOOOOO! *beep* Alright, lets start over. And look it JP, from this one we took spaghetti out and made a spaghetti quesadilla, you want to try it?\n-Yes, I'm hungry. Bongiovi in my mouth You've got to hold on to what you got.\n-I hope this didn't burn...Are you trying to sabotage me? Alright, let's start over\n-All right guys. We're halfway there Julie's living on a prayer It's beautiful. It's perfect. It's my baby. We just took some oil, garlic powder, salt, pepper and that parsley that we just chopped up onto our spaghetti burrito And we're gonna shake on some of that Parmesan cheese It's my BABY. It's beautiful. It's like a restaurant ?in it? Good I think you win, I don't even want to go.\n-You don't even want to do it?\n-No I think you won.\n-He didn't believe that my burrito recipe was good enough So now he's giving up. YouTube is not gonna be happy if you give up Who is YouTube?\n-Everybody out there... *giggles* ...on YouTube It tastes like garlic bread, it's just wrapped around spaghetti. That was really good. That's a wrap guys Hey JP I wanna see what you're gonna to do. Hey guys if you're watching this video then that means I'm probably done What I'm gonna make for you guys, it's something, I'm gonna call a meatball MOG Cheese stuffed meatball roll wrapped in cheesy spaghetti battered and deep-fried with Italian breadcrumbs How did this going from the idea spaghetti burrito?", metadata={'source': 'dRpNZV18N_g'}), Document(page_content='-Like, you know, we put inside the burrito\'s gonna be like meatballs It\'s gonna be good. Give this video a thumbs up because this is another segment of "Julia Does Not Approve" No, I do not. What are you even to do? You\'re gonna put cheese and meat and then put some spaghetti around it... ...and then batter and deep-fry it?\n-Yes\n-So, you. That\'s our meat mixture. Palio, that\'s what we got. It\'s gotta be under eight inches. Can\'t say that was Julia\'s idea MEATBALL I don\'t know about you, but that looks like a meat log You love meat log. It\'s like a really long, flatten out meat log. Got my meat log! Get over here! Is it your mum\'s spaghetti recipe? Are you nervous? \'Cuz on the surface he looks calm ready. You know what I like just leave it on that for a second. All right back to pretending I\'m not helping you. I\'m gonna make the spaghetti out. I\'m gonna be using this Hardy garlic sauce. Awesome sauce. Put in the sauce with a little bit of hot water. Actually Julia\'s positive that she made her recipe. I am making the burrito out of spaghetti, that\'s why it\'s called a spaghetti burrito It\'s almost like a spaghetti pizza I\'m just gonna mix it in until it\'s like nice and cheesy.\n-This burrito is turning into a meal for seven people, huh. Couldn\'t you see that? From the loaf pan So it\'s not a log anymore.\n-I don\'t know if I trust you... I don\'t know if I believe that what you\'re doing is right I don\'t know if it makes sense to leave a rubber spatula on a hot pan but good job JP We\'ll be back after this quick message from JP\'s butt We\'re back, it\'s frozen. We got our giant gold play button. Although we wouldn\'t show you that. It\'s a sign and I\'m gonna win, ?\'cuz the play button came all those doing my thing? Well that\'s really dependent upon the vote\n-So I\'m gonna cut this off here.\n-The log is huge in there You made a giant log\n-But that\'s the size you want, guys, and there\'s a burrito. That\'s spaghetti burrito. This works. Oh, yeah You\'re making like a meatball... ...Juicy Lucy... ...Italian mozzarella stick burrito spaghetti things.\n-I think that\'s the name It\'s a loaf Eleven. That\'s what we were looking for! That\'s spaghetti burrito. This is the one that\'s gonna win Spaghetti as the burrito. Mmm...God. We got it so good on this He would write a brilliant mean tweet, maybe we should put this on Twitter and tie him He\'ll probably say something really mean if he doesn\'t I win That tastes just like mozzarella cheese, there\'s like so much cheese happening and the meat ball is good. It\'s flavored full. You did season it, it\'s... ...unmanageable to eat I don\'t approve.\n-You either like the loaf.\n-So put this on a sandwich right? Put some sauce cheese Maybe some more good, and then just eat it like this That\'s why it\'s both seated you did you did me proud it\'s a win, it\'s a win', metadata={'source': 'dRpNZV18N_g'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhU_T463sU | [Document(page_content="Hey Everybody, it's Norm from Tested Here at the Designer Con 2017 I'm kind of hiding behind this massive helmet here, because it's Hela from Thor Ragnarok Jose Fernandez. Jose, it's great to see ya. Iron Head Studios. Is this your first Designer Con?\nYep, first one. And tell me, what's with Iron Head? You guys have made a lot of costumes. Yeah, it's the end of film as it goes, but we've been consistently busy Hela was an amazing project for us to work on, for sure. The movie was well-received but all the images look amazing to me I think when the first trailer came out for Thor Ragnarok people were stunned by this silhouette as a helmet. You have Thor's Helmet, you have Loki's helmet, with the big antlers They're all so unique and distinct. Hela, it could have been CG I didn't realize you guys made a physical helmet for her to wear. Yeah, I think most of it was CG, but they did want moments for her wearing it. Even just for her own feeling, and she It was a great challenge, because it's pretty big, for me. The challenge was getting the weight right, the balance on her head. And getting it secure without actually having it come down too far her forehead. So, I think we nailed it. When I first saw it on her, walking around the studio, it was pretty impressive. So let's talk about fabrication. There's a bunch of ways this could have been made I assume the original thing was a 3D model? Correct. And then, is this hand-sculpted? Or is it printed? No, it's pretty much all 3D. So we modeled it in the computer, we scanned her. So we had her data, and then made a skull cap for her so it fit really well. And then we just started modeling it. Marvel was heavily involved in every minutiae, which was great. They were really on top of it. And once they were happy, we started printing the pieces. It was a very interesting composite. It's called SLS, but there's also one with a carbon fiber field So it's very light. Structurally, pretty sound. How many pieces is it? Almost every antler is separate. This cluster here in the middle. There's four of these there together, there's an extra one added. And all these large ones are all separate. They're wanted also modular, so they can remove some. So she can wear partials. So she can remove the large ones. Those can be CG'd in. She'd have like a more tailored helmet. So they're all kind of ... they all come off. And then balance is something you mentioned. How much does the whole thing weigh? I don't know. I should have measured. I think it's in the neighborhood of 4 pounds. That's light! That's so light! Somewhere in there. And is it affixed to her head? Is she wearing a skullcap underneath?\nYeah, exactly.\nIt's attached to multiple points. It's like magnetic closures so you can't see that stuff. So the ugly business is all underneath. So there's the physical fabrication, I'm assuming there's no rods or anything to hold that? No. Now with 3d printing, the finishes the SLS the SLA, they all come out with different finishes. This looks like it's almost like metal, but also maybe like a jade. So how do you get this finish? This particular process is very rough. As far as the outputs. It looks like a sand casting. Everybody in my shop, everybody's at the top of their game, so they finish it to this degree, so that it's just beautiful, and then the painter Mike Walachuk, who's a super-talented guy, seems like those cholo cars to me, it's beautiful, but it's like mottling, it's like a mirror chrome and then we mottle into that. It's multiple layers. Like a candy green, then you mottle some more chrome, then mottle again. it's labor-intensive.", metadata={'source': '6VhU_T463sU'}), Document(page_content="Lots of layers, to make it look like an other-worldly material. 8-10 layers at least Gosh. Wow. And then have that cut and polished. So it's just, you know, beautiful. So when you're printing it, is it printed a little larger? So you can sand it down? No, it's 1:1. It's a rough surface, but it doesn't really add much. It's just rough. \nGot it, got it. That's unbelievable. So much of this new technology. What else is Iron Head working on? That you can talk about? We've worked on Aquaman We didn't do Aquaman; we worked on Black Manta. It was a cool villain I like villains. Can't talk much about it. Other than, it's pretty cool. Oh! It's pretty solid. I can't wait for people to start seeing the imagery come out. Yeah, and then of course, there's imagery, and there's seeing this in person. And that's why it's so great seeing you at shows like DesignerCon Where we get to get up close with... wow. A real helmet, a beautiful prop from Marvel Thank you so much, Jose. It's great to see you again. Thanks.", metadata={'source': '6VhU_T463sU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiIlcKiREUU | [Document(page_content="inside a 60 Minutes interview with dr. Jon LaPook there you go we're good to go all right how many interviews do you think you've done over the years dozens hundreds hundreds at least is this one different yes I think it's probably the most meaningful interview I've ever done John in your sixty minutes interview with Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman she is speaking publicly for the first time seeing that she was sexually abused by the team dr. Larry Nasser you're saying you were sexually abused yes absolutely by the national team doctor yes while you were out there representing your country yes but she didn't want to talk in detail why I think she's still processing this she's young she's only 23 years old and this is her decision and we really respected that decision you know you you have a couple of warring things right on the one hand you have to be accurate you want to report as much as you can but on the other hand you really have to be sensitive to her I wanted to make sure that I did everything I could to not make things worse okay you're a teenager what was your typical teenager day so I would wake up I would eat I would go to practice the interview took four hours which is very unusual that's a long time a long time a gold silver and a bronze I have all the colors and I think one of the reasons why I took so long was I was really trying to let her be a partner in the interview I didn't want it to be certainly not a grilling I wanted to see that she was comfortable and then fire a warning shot say okay now we're gonna be talking about Larry Nasser we're gonna turn now to dr. Nasir - Larry Nasir when was the first time that you give her time to react to that and to process that and then to go at the pace she wanted to go I think about you know this interview coming out with the book like that's my way of having control you know because obviously when you are a victim of any kind of abuse you feel very vulnerable you don't feel like you're in control and that's a really horrible feeling this is somebody your whole life is had a routines and she's in control and she does it the same way every time when she does the routine and and I think I felt during the interview I wanted to give her that let her do it her let her do it her way it's her story were you ever alone with Nasir yes I was along with him and I I didn't realize it at the time but that's already a violation you're never supposed to be alone with an adult where were you when you were alone with him the first time I think the the most important thing is that you should never ever be alone with someone and they should never be making you uncomfortable this is not something where we're trying to yank out something that she doesn't want to say that would have been the worst thing I'm getting that you're a little reluctant to talk about yes she felt it was sufficient for me to say I've been sexually abused I don't think I need to go into graphic detail about how 3 and E Court is the 60 minutes producer for this piece I think that next line is fine graphic details she's very determined now to chart our own course and she's kind of gone from someone who was impressionable and young and trying very hard to please everybody to finally growing up and realizing I need to please myself and I think what she's determined to do now is to just take charge of her own destiny you know she's such a strong fierce at the title of her book she is a fierce person and she clearly has a strong ethical background her parents are very supportive you know Ally was present for their interview they were present for her interview the mother the mom was and and during the parents interview was interesting there were times when Ally would say mom you Denese answer that question right what did you say or nothing me an Ally's in the background going no mama you know you're you should say this or you said that wrong and and I thought well listen you", metadata={'source': 'QiIlcKiREUU'}), Document(page_content="mama you know you're you should say this or you said that wrong and and I thought well listen you raised an Olympic champion that's pretty yes it speaks to her really wanting to control this narrative control her story and good for her think about the courage it takes to come out with this to be public about this you're so close with Ali why do you think she didn't confide in you right yeah I mean yeah I mean I I don't think she knew I don't think there was education I didn't know enough to warn her that it could be someone she trusted they want to get a message out right to to parents yeah one of their main reasons for doing this is they wanted to make it clear to people that stranger danger isn't the real danger that your kids are facing then is that the real danger is someone you know someone you trust someone who's a community leader and we know this intellectually but how do you talk to your kid about this without undermining their trust in everyone yeah that's I mean you don't want them to start fearing every adult right none of us want to say any one your life might betray you that's not something you want to say to your kids so the question is how do you flip that around in a way and from what I've been hearing when we talked to people who who deal with this it's about you you have a right to be comfortable if someone's making you uncomfortable you tell your mom and dad we tell our children use your words well we have to tell the parents the same thing use your words with your kids more than 90% of the time when a child is abused the perpetrator is somebody the child knows it's an awkward conversation to have with your little with your little kid whether it's a little boy a little girl but we have to talk about it we have to make it so it's not awkward because the more awkward it is the more it's going to happen", metadata={'source': 'QiIlcKiREUU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrPPj3e2M-M | [Document(page_content="[Music] Vina and you hear me [Music] yes master where's Padma is she safe is she all right [Music] [Music] be careful not to choke and your aspirations director the Imperial Senate will not steal things when they hear you protected don't act so surprised your highness he wants on any mercy mission this time several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you I don't know what you're talking about I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan you were part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor take her away I suggest we use it don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force I find your lack of faith disturbing I've been waiting for you will be won we meet again at last the circle is now complete when I left you I was put the liner now I am the master will not can it be done he will join us or die Master [Music] apology accepted captain needa there is no escape don't make me destroy you obi-wan never told you what happened to your father he told me enough people be human no I am your father not true that is possible search your feelings you know it to be true [Music] with only one once thought as you do you don't know the power of the dark side I must obey my master I will not turn can you be forced to kill me if that is your destiny give yourself to the dark side is the only way you can save your friends yes the gods betray you but feelings for them are strong especially for sister Luke help me take this mask off but you'll die nothing can stop that now just for once look on you with my own eyes [Music]", metadata={'source': 'qrPPj3e2M-M'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz7dya576HY | [Document(page_content='I\'m in Brooklyn today I\'m in front of Odd Felows ice cream shop. I know what you\'re thinking, why is he in front of an ice\ncream shop it\'s a meat show? Well I got an email from Sam Mason who is the ice cream\nwizard that runs this place and he said, "I have\nsomething that you must try." Now he didn\'t say what it was but I know that he\'s done some peculiar things\nwith ice cream flavors. So I\'m gonna go in there\nand find out what\'s going on and hopefully we\'re gonna do an episode of The Meat Show, let\'s go in. (upbeat jazz music) How are you? I\'m very well. We\'ve done everything\nfrom the maple bacon pecan to the foie gras, we\'ve done\nchorizo caramel is a big one. And today what we\'ve done is, it\'s the fall season and\nThanksgiving is upon us so we\'ve made a honey baked ham ice cream that has chunks of\ncandied pineapple in it. It\'s like all the best\nparts of Thanksgiving. All that I remember. Why meat ice cream? I mean it\'s delicious,\nit\'s not for any reason other than I get really bored in here so sometimes I have to kind of look for inspiration in different places. I don\'t think anything\'s\nnecessarily off-limits. I have no parameters when it\ncomes to making ice cream. But that might be the\nreason I emailed you anyway. Well listen it\'s a natural fit right? Yeah I figured if I\'m gonna call somebody it\'s gonna be you. So walk us through how you\nmade a honey ham ice cream. - [Sam] So for this we take a regular ham that you can get anywhere, cube it, we sear it to try to render\noff some of that water. And then we pour pineapple juice over it and reduce that and we add honey and we caramelize the whole lot together. After the ham and brown\nsugar ice cream go together they get way beyond blended. And then we pass it through\na very fine strainer. And then that then gets frozen. You\'ve really just extracted the essence. Yeah you want it to be smooth. I don\'t think you ever want to feel a hamburger in your ice cream. And we fold in the pineapples that have been candied\nwith a little bit of clove. (upbeat jazz music) I hear ice cream coming. (laughing) Ha ha you heard it? Alright I can-- Not only did I bring you\nthis experimental batch of ice cream, I brought you the\nbacon maple pecan ice cream. Okay so this is really the one that\'s on your menu all the time? Yeah that lives a strong life here. And what\'s this? Malted maitake mushroom and then this is what we\'ve been working on. Okay now I like this, ham ice cream. - [Sam] We didn\'t know\nwhat else to call it. You can tell that it\'s\nsomething daring going on right? But then you can definitely smell that it\'s got some savory elements to it. That\'s really interesting. I\'ve got my fingers crossed. Yeah try to get some of the\npineapple and everything. I think they all kind of need to be-- I like ice cream when it\'s\nsort of just that melted. Yeah it hasn\'t been in\nthe freezer very long. Tell me the truth. Tastes like a ham sandwich. It really tastes like, I mean it actually tastes really good. I\'m glad you like it. I don\'t know if it\'s the (mumbles) though. I was expecting something much more either really subtle almost like you wouldn\'t be able to tell, or the other extreme that it would just be like rank gaminess, but it\'s actually a perfect balance of the sweetness that you get from pork\nbut also that savory, you know, that barn yardy thing you know. I don\'t necessarily think that it would play well with other flavors so you wouldn\'t probably get it in a cone with another flavor, but I think that if you\'re\nan adventurous person. I was fully expecting to be like are you out of your\nmind, this is terrible, but it\'s actually really good-- I was as well. So obviously combining savory and sweet it\'s kind of a modern', metadata={'source': 'Lz7dya576HY'}), Document(page_content="approach to ice cream right? But even within that context we're talking about using like herbs and vegetables but meat is like pretty extreme. That's about as far as you can go. You're right, as far as you could go away from being dessert. And ice cream and meat might be on opposite ends of the spectrum. So do you think you're gonna put this on? At this point I can modify it so, I'm gonna lighten it up a little bit. I'm gonna take it down one notch. I could see it being a little more subtle. I can see it being more subtle for civilians but this is exactly what I want when I'm eating ham ice cream. Should I try the bacon first of the-- You know I think this is your,\nyou're driving the train. It's malt, peanut, maitake. Malt? Oh I'm a sucker\nfor malt, I love malt. So the maitake mushrooms are cooked in vanilla, burnt cinnamon and sugar for hours and hours and hours. The mushroom gives it\na certain umami kind of a, just rounds out, but it's not, it's a sweet ice cream, it's not savory. It's got almost like a\nliqueur flavor to though. It really takes on much more of the flavors of the\nspices but the texture is really nice, it's kind of chewy. Maple bacon pecan. This is a very classic. It's a bacon ice cream, fat-washed bacon. And then we candy cooked\nbacon with pecans. That's intense but the\nfinish is absolutely, I mean I like the up\nfront, you get hit with that smoke up front,\nyou get that saltiness but then that caramel that creamy vanillary smoothness comes off. - [Sam] Can start to\nmask some of that stuff. Yeah it's really, this is really nice. That's more polarizing,\nthat tastes like ham. No these are delicious. So these are available all winter long? All winter long. Alright thank you very much for watching. We'll see you on the next\nepisode of The Meat Show. Probably won't be from an ice cream shop, but we'll see you on the next episode.", metadata={'source': 'Lz7dya576HY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH4E_t3m3xM | [Document(page_content="♪ ♪ ♪ IN YOUR EYES\nTHERE'S A HEAVY BLUE ♪ ♪ ONE TO LOVE\nAND ONE TO LOSE ♪ ♪ SWEET DIVINE,\nA HEAVY TRUTH ♪ ♪ WATER OR WINE,\nDON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE ♪ ♪ I WANNA FEEL THE WAY THAT\nWE DID THAT SUMMER NIGHT ♪ ♪ NIGHT (AHHHH) ♪ ♪ DRUNK ON A FEELING, ALONE\nWITH THE STARS IN THE SKY ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nTHROUGH THE JUNGLE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nWITH THE WOLVES ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN DOWN\nTHE DARKEST ALLEYS ♪ ♪ SAW THE DARK\nSIDE OF THE MOON ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE LOOKED FOR LOVE\nIN EVERY STRANGER ♪ ♪ TOOK TOO MUCH\nTO EASE THE ANGER ♪ ♪ ALL FOR YOU,\nYEA ALL FOR YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nTHROUGH THE JUNGLE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN CRYING\nWITH THE WOLVES ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ OH TO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (OH TO GET TO YOU) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (OH TO GET TO YOU) ♪ ♪ YOUR FINGERTIPS\nTRACE MY SKIN ♪ ♪ TO PLACES I HAVE\nNEVER BEEN ♪ ♪ BLINDLY I AM FOLLOWING ♪ ♪ BREAK DOWN THESE\nWALLS AND COME ON IN ♪ ♪ I WANNA FEEL THE WAY THAT\nWE DID THAT SUMMER NIGHT ♪ ♪ NIGHT (AHHH) ♪ ♪ DRUNK ON A FEELING, ALONE\nWITH THE STARS IN THE SKY ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nTHROUGH THE JUNGLE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nWITH THE WOLVES ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN DOWN\nTHE DARKEST ALLEYS ♪ ♪ SAW THE DARK\nSIDE OF THE MOON ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE LOOKED FOR LOVE\nIN EVERY STRANGER ♪ ♪ TOOK TOO MUCH\nTO EASE THE ANGER ♪ ♪ ALL FOR YOU,\nYEA ALL FOR YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nTHROUGH THE JUNGLE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN CRYING\nWITH THE WOLVES ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ OH TO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (OH TO GET TO YOU) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nTHROUGH THE JUNGLE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nWITH THE WOLVES ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN DOWN\nTHE DARKEST ALLEYS ♪ ♪ SAW THE DARK\nSIDE OF THE MOON ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE LOOKED FOR LOVE\nIN EVERY STRANGER ♪ ♪ TOOK TOO MUCH\nTO EASE THE ANGER ♪ ♪ ALL FOR YOU,\nYEA ALL FOR YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN RUNNING\nTHROUGH THE JUNGLE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN CRYING\nWITH THE WOLVES ♪ ♪ TO GET TO YOU,\nTO GET TO YOU ♪ ♪ OH TO GET TO YOU ♪", metadata={'source': 'cH4E_t3m3xM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60nDlMw5vFQ | [Document(page_content='On November 14th 2017, Zimbabwe military troops drove tanks into the capital city, Harare. "Military police on tank, this is happening in Harare. " "Wow! It\'s real guys, it is real." They patrolled the streets, blocked access\nto government buildings, and took over the state television station to insist…. This is not a military takeover of government. But it clearly was. Troops invaded the presidential palace and put the president, Robert Mugabe in custody. “...Comrade Robert Mugabe, and his family are safe and sound, and their security is guaranteed." When you hear that a military coup has happened,\nit’s common to assume that the result is a transfer of power… But in this case... it’s clear there is\nno revolution. It’s merely an internal fight among the\ncountry’s elites. Zimbabwe is one of the most corrupt countries\nin the world; and what we’re seeing is a fight to keep it that way... As soon as we have accomplished our mission,\nwe expect that the situation will return to normalcy." Once praised as a war hero, Robert Mugabe\nhelped Zimbabwe win independence from Great Britain in 1980. He became president under Zimbabwe’s new\nconstitution with the wide support of the people. But soon, he digressed into a repressive dictator He secured his power through aggression and\nthreats, there have been reports of state-sponsored torture and killings. Now that Mugabe is 93 years old, and reportedly\nin poor health, the fight for political influence is more intense than ever. And it’s caused a split in Mugabe’s own\nparty, the ZANU-PF. On one side we have the old guard lead by\nMugabe’s sacked vice-president Emmerson Mnangagwa. Like Mugabe, he fought for Zimbabwe’s independence\nand has a checkered past that includes human rights abuses against political opponents\nand ethnic minorities. As an old friend of Mugabe’s and vice president\nsince 2014, Mnangagwa was the heir-apparent for many years. But that all changed on November 6th when\nMugabe’s government said Mnangagwa had exhibited “traits of disloyalty” and fired him. This seemed to indicate Mugabe’s support\nfor another successor; Grace Mugabe his own wife. She has recently risen within the party, but\nis extremely unpopular nationwide, mostly due to her expensive shopping habits, which\nearned her the nickname, Gucci Grace. The military has sided with Mnangagwa. "that when it comes to matters\nof protecting our revolution, the military will not hesitate to step in." On November 15th they did just that, taking\ncontrol of the capital in what they deemed “a guardian coup”; to protecting the Zimbabwe\npeople and “democracy”. But their interests are more self-motivated;\nthey want to secure their own power. They have control over lucrative farm and\nmining operations and access to foreign currency. To keep this power, they need a united ZANU-PF,\nwho face elections scheduled for 2018. What’s missing in all this? The people of Zimbabwe. Whoever ends up in charge… Mnangagwa, the military, or Grace Mugabe …. corruption will continue. All these actors are want to keep the status\nquo. But for the general population; the status quo is a destroyed economy. the status quo is a society of unequal opportunity. During Mugabe’s 37 years of leadership,\nmassive corruption was commonplace. There have been repeated allegations of Mugabe and his cabinet embezzling money from mining and diamond industries. Mugabe even won the “state owned” lottery\nin 2000. Transparency International estimates that\nZimbabwe loses $1billion per year to corruption. All the while Zimbabwe’s economy suffered. The poverty rate is at 72%. Inflation has reached peaks of 231,000,000%\n!!!!! …. With GDP growth, stagnant. This has made Zimbabwe one of the most economically\nunequal countries in the world. A problem it shares with much of the region. Studies show that “low levels of economic', metadata={'source': '60nDlMw5vFQ'}), Document(page_content="growth and high levels of poverty are common conditions in African countries that experience military coups. In fact, 36% of all coup attempts since 1950\nhave occurred in Africa. The problem is coups rarely address these\nproblems. Military coups in Niger (2010), Burkina Faso\n(2014) and Burundi (2015) were attempts by leaders to extend their term limits. While coups in Guinea (2008) and Togo (2005)\nwere sparked by competition over succession. The same appears to be happening in Zimbabwe, What's uncertain in the near future is Zimbabwe's political leadership. What's certain is that politicians fight over their own self-interests and those of the people are forgotten.", metadata={'source': '60nDlMw5vFQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDVXOo_HXKU | [Document(page_content="[MUSIC] And look out from behind. >> Opportunity\n>> Looking to take advantage. Roll through by Kingston. >> Kofi Kingston, he's got it,\nhe's got it, he's got it, he's got it. >> One on one. >> Look at this. Trouble in paradise, trouble in paradise,\nKingston hooks the leg. He did it. Kofi did it. >> There is a winner at Sole Survivor, Kofi Kingston. >> Look at this, double underhook. Got him over with a suplex move. [INAUDIBLE]\n>> The giant wins the survivor series. >> Here is the Sole Survivor Andre\nthe Giant. >> [APPLAUSE]\n>> Extension right hand, now, the warrior with the other hand. What a clothesline, and\nanother one, and a third. Is he on fire. Ultimate warrior fight tempo 1,\n2, he got it. >> [APPLAUSE]\n>> Aja Kong. >> With the advantage of,\nshe got it right in the face. >> Sure.\n>> It's over, it's over. [SOUND]\n>> Aja Kong victorious, imagine that. >> Aja Kong. [MUSIC] >> Aah. >> Shamrock just snapped. Look at that neck, look at that intensity. There's the arm bar submission. Now, he's gonna\n>> [APPLAUSE] >> He's in a lock. Shamrock's ankle lock and Shamrock survives. >> Glenn's has a lot of experience. >> Not used to having a [INAUDIBLE]\nhand on her neck, that'll do it. >> The grand slam, and\nthe RAW Divas, they got the win. >> Here is your winner, and Sole Survivor, RAW Diva, Beth Phoenix and Glamazon. >> Went right down to the wire. [SOUND]\n>> Well, this is more than making a statement,\nCole, you know that. This is more than sending a message,\nthis could possibly be ending in- >> [CROSSTALK] going for the pump. And look at this. He went for the pump. Ziggler counted. Ziggler’s the sole survivor. >> Ladies and gentleman\nthe Sole Survivor is Dolph Ziggler. [MUSIC] >> This young kid making his debut just\nbecame a prominent superstar in the world wrestling federation and\nthat's impressive. >> Look at this. Rocky man and Goldust. >> Shoulder breaker. >> And there. One, two. >> [INAUDIBLE]\n>> I can't believe it. >> Here is your winner. >> My God,\nI feel like my name should be Adrian. >> Rocky Maivia. >> What a way to make your debut. [SOUND]\n>> Dial it up. >> Who are you gonna call? >> The spear. >> Spear. >> Spear. Roman Reigns. The cover. >> Two, three.\n>> Roman Reigns has done it. [SOUND] [MUSIC] [SOUND]\n>> And now, Randy Orton is a Pedigree away from losing\n>> Orton about to bow down right now, JR. Bow to-\n>> [APPLAUSE] >> The RKO out of nowhere. >> No way.\n>> Orton brought the RKO home. >> One, two, three.\n>> No. >> Raw wins it. >> [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC] >> No.\n>> Can you believe it? >> Randy Orton. [MUSIC]", metadata={'source': 'LDVXOo_HXKU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wS7seijyks | [Document(page_content="Hey guys, it's Ro, today I'm hanging out with my friend Justine, Hi! you guys know Justine We're just hanging out in my sunroom, and when she comes over I like to rope her into trying a bunch of yummies with me, and I thought this would be perfect for us Yes, because we love pumpkin spice lattes Are we basic? So I went to the store I picked up a bunch of different items that are pumpkin spice flavored, and I also want to note that I was a little extra because I got items that were not Pumpkin flavored they specifically had to be pumpkin spice flavor I wanted it say pumpkin spice, perfect! Alright, Justine cause you're the guest what do you want to try first? Okay, this is gonna sound crazy. I want to try the cereal Is that okay? Yes lets do it! okay. My dad used to always eat these but he would eat the ones like weren't frosted like the super like not good He wants the healthy ones Ooo! It smells like pumpkin spice and the thing also, you know what the thing with pumpkin spice is they put a lot orange dye in these things And look at it, it's frosted, it's orange. Oh, it's only on one side look it look it look uh I can't wait any longer, right? Mm-hmm Oh this is good. Can you marry in like a bowl of milk it needs milk, yeah, we're having the cereal dry. Its so dry! (Coughing) Oh try for pumpkin spice flavor, I'm gonna give this a thumbs up. Yes pretty good mmm the next thing I want to try and I'm so sorry cause I know you've already tried these but As soon as they came out. I really want to try one I haven't had one a pumpkin spice flavored Oreo And I will taste test these all day long because I'm just gonna spoiler alert. These are so good Okay, lets just try it I mean you see what you think Little pumpkin like a pie on the front of the box this makes sense so they little pumpkin pie and in the middle it looks like pumpkin filling Although when I smell this this smells like an electrical fire It doesn't smell like um pumpkin spice I like I've definitely plug things in and had some sparks fly out before and that's what the smells like okay, but let me taste Mmm Oh man, I love it so much. Thats so good Oh, but you got a little... on my nose? (Laughter) The filling is right on! I'm gonna give this a thumbs up. I'm gonna try this just the filling. Im gonna eat it, too That's very spicy. I got the filling is a perfect pumpkin spice flavor these are gonna disappear Very quickly in my house. I'll tell you that your turn, Justine. Oh, what do you want, try those are kind of sweet? Maybe let's try the chips They are spiced with pumpkin spice on top oh It smells like chips. I've never had a pumpkin chip. I don't even know what to expect now. What's about this What's different about this they're crafted with simple ingredients? pumpkin puree, pumpkin seeds, cinnamon, and nutmeg oh, wow But it's a tortilla chip, so let's try it It tastes like a naked Dorito They're really good but..they don't taste like pumpkin spice. Hey, I might cry oh, man You're gonna make fun of me. Why would I make fun of you? You're gonna make fun of me. I don't think I, I might... I don't know! I know at the store, and I saw these one of my favorite candies with a twist Aw these remind me of my grandma. That's why I fell in love with is my Nana always had these and then I loved them I saw these at Target, and I lit up you wouldn't even see my face. It went like this... Smell spicy oh it does it smells like pumpkin spice. Oh, it's very soft A little to soft. Mm-hmm I was concerned that it would rip out my fake teeth. I think I'm gonna be okay, my dentures!! Oh Give it a thumbs up it tastes like pumpkin spice. It does. I've been eyeing up these pretzels To be honest, okay, let's try em. Now are these coated? They are! Covered pretzels in anything like white chocolate And just chocolate or like a favorite. This is the best thing I've ever ever tasted How's it making you some good smell? Oh? That's a strong flavor oh", metadata={'source': '_wS7seijyks'}), Document(page_content="best thing I've ever ever tasted How's it making you some good smell? Oh? That's a strong flavor oh oh very orange Hmm Salt like something and too much Nutmeg too much pumpkin. I hid actually party with RO Okay, it says that it's white fudge coating and God with pumpkin harvest spices I feel like I have a Clorox wipe stuck in my throat! (Ro laughing) Its burning! This will punch you in the face with flavors! But was it enjoyable? Not so much. It was a little much. Ok, I need some water or something I need a drink. Gosh! We have so many things. Oh my gosh. This is crazy like marshmallows and are they actually pumpkin shaped?they're shaped like pumpkins, we've got to try these real pumpkin spice flavored and shaped like pumpkins. They're so cute, and we got a smell tip anything these smell like a pumpkin These are very cute! Im gonna try it. alright. Very faint I think they're liars, are you a liar? the slightest hint a Cinnamon it's so light is very light. I think that my taste buds may have been burned off on those pretzels. I'm gonna keep Light I'm gonna give that a thumbs down for a spice flavor. Yeah could not taste it, but they tasted really good Ok lets do these ones, okay the chips so I feel like this is more something that you would be baking with pumpkin spice little chips it smells good. Oh That's strong and nice and like that okay. You first. Here's just a few all right. Let's try it Tastes like pumpkin spice. Oh, I think so this is a yes Oh yeah, and it's delicious. Oh, yeah, I would eat this whole bag It smells like pumpkin spice, it tastes like pumpkin spice, and it's delicious This is a triple threat over here ladies and gentlemen! Im going back for seconds! This is delicious! Now these little pumpkin spice cookies at Trader Joe's. Oh, yeah Do you know those like animal crackers cookies that look like this? Yeah the pink and the white ones? I used to eat those all the time. They also remind me of my grandma she would always buy them for me and they were so good! Nostalgia, I smell a little spicy, I smell the spice okay, let's start at the oranges. It's the most pumpkiny Mmm. I like it. Tastes good. This tastes very good. Wow This is really good mmm shortbread cookies with pumpkin spice and yogurt coating, mmm. Lets try the white one. Hmm, I think it tastes the same. same. Mmm. These are thumbs up. Oh, this is definitely top three. Smell good, tastes good mmm pumpkin spice I might like these more than the Oreos actually Woah! We have one more pumpkin spice treat to try and this is a classic candy Hershey Kisses, but they came out with a pumpkin spice flavor for the season I still can't believe how many pumpkin spice things they have like it's... everything...can't wait. The wrapper... they made a pumpkin spice color, so we've got the orange and the brown and even, look at the little tag It's brown. It says pumpkin spice on the tag Can you see this? It's very small but I can see it (Producer/someone behind camera). Ok cool! There are orange? Yes! Okay, I bet its probably just like a melted like the... you know these are kind of melted - this one's falling apart. Oh Hmm I can't eat this. Oh, it's very chewy. Very strong. Too much, yeah Its just to much pumpkin spice! But it does taste like pumpkin spice. It definitely tastes like pumpkin spice like a lot, yeah I think it's a little bit more over the top like the chocolate chips for sort of you could taste it but it wasn't overpowering yeah Alright, that does it for all of the pumpkin spice flavored food that I have good day. Justine, What were your favorites we had some good one so I think these three We've pretty much narrowed down as our favorites, but I think if I had to pick I would probably go with the cookies as way number one I agree these are my top three favorites as well my number. One are the chips. A big thank you, again, to just need for helping me taste all of these pumpkin spice things. Girl, you", metadata={'source': '_wS7seijyks'}), Document(page_content="thank you, again, to just need for helping me taste all of these pumpkin spice things. Girl, you know anytime you've got taste tests, just let me know! Yeahhh! I'll be putting her links down below Please go subscribe and show her some love if you're new to the channel go check her out She makes amazing videos, and if you'd like to watch any other fun videos you can click up here or up here! (Singing song) I'll take these You know we can just like pour these on top, and oh I wanna make chocolate chip cookies with these oh my goodness", metadata={'source': '_wS7seijyks'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGyUVyp9w9g | [Document(page_content='LADIES AND GENTLEMEN --\nCHANCE THE RAPPER! ♪♪♪\n[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU.\nTHANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.\nI\'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE HOSTING "SNL."\nI\'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE AS A MUSICAL GUEST, BUT THIS IS THE\nFIRST TIME I\'VE HAD TO LIKE TALK AND STUFF.\nSO, WE\'LL SEE HOW IT GOES. I DON\'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PROMOTE\nTONIGHT. THE ONLY THING I\'M HERE\nTO CELEBRATE IS THANKSGIVING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]\nAND IN THAT SPIRIT, IN THAT SPIRIT OF GIVING, I PLEDGE TO\nGIVE $1 MILLION TO CHICAGO\'S PUBLIC SCHOOLS.\n[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.\nTHANK YOU. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, I TALKED TO\nMY ACCOUNTANT, AND I DO NOT HAVE IT.\nSO I NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY VERY FAST.\nBUT THEN I REALIZED THERE IS NO GOOD THANKSGIVING SONGS AND YOU\nCAN MAKE SOME SERIOUS CASH OFF A HOLIDAY HIT.\nMARIAH CAREY IS AT THAT TREE LIGHTING EVERY YEAR SINGING "ALL\nI WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU" IT\'S NOT BECAUSE SHE LOVES\nGIANTS TREES. IT\'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES HAVING A\nTHIRD ASSISTANT WHOSE ONLY JOB IS TO YELL AT HER SECOND\nASSISTANT. TONIGHT I WANT TO BECOME THE\nMARIAH CAREY OF THANKSGIVING. AND I WANT MY SONG -- I WANT MY\nSONG TO HONOR WHAT IS TRULY SPECIAL ABOUT THIS HOLIDAY, HOW\nIT\'S THE ONE TIME A YEAR YOU INVITE ALL OF YOUR RELATIVES TO\nDINNER, EVEN THE ONES YOU CAN\'T STAND.\nSO TO ALL YOU WEIRDOS AND OUTCASTS IN THE FAMILY, THIS\nONE\'S FOR YOU. ♪ IT\'S THANKSGIVING TIME\nTHE ONE DAY A YEAR WHEN YOU INVITE THE FOLKS\nTHAT YOU NORMALLY FEAR ♪ ♪ IT\'S THANKSGIVING TIME\nWHEN YOU\'RE FORCED TO SEE EVERY SINGLE BAD APPLE ON\nYOUR WHOLE FAMILY TREE ♪ ♪♪♪\n♪ YEAH YOU ARE TECHNICALLY RELATED BUT THEY DON\'T SHARE\nYOUR DREAMS ♪ ♪ THEY ARE YOUR COUSIN IN\nLAWS WHATEVER THAT MEANS ♪ ♪ OH THEY WON\'T BE AT YOUR\nWEDDING YOU DON\'T KNOW THEIR FULL NAME ♪\n♪ ONE IS A FAILED MAGICIAN AND THE OTHER\'S JUST INSANE\nBUT AT THANKSGIVING TIME NO ONE SAID IT WOULD BE FUN ♪\n♪ LIKE WHEN YOU ARE YOU\'RE AUNT SHAVONNE SHOWED YOU A\nGUN YOU ARE NIECE IS GOING TO CRY ABOUT NO ONE IS WOKED ♪\n♪ AND THAT\'S THE EXACT TIME YOUR UNCLE DECIDES TO TELL A\nCOSBY JOKE ♪ ♪ IT IS THANKSGIVING TIME\nSO SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE RULES YOUR UNCLE BROUGHT HIS OXYGEN\nHE\'S CHAIN SMOKING KOOLS ♪ ♪ IT\'S THANKSGIVING TIME\nTHEY\'RE A TOTAL TRAIN WRECK BUT ON THIS ONE DAY THEY GONE\nGET OUR RESPECT ♪ ♪ AND OF COURSE WE CAN\'T\nFORGET THE TRUE HEROES OF THANKSGIVING THE TURKEYS ♪\n>> CAN I GET AN AMEN? >> AMEN.\n>> I SAID CAN I GET AN AMEN? >> AMEN.\n>> I SAID CAN I GET A DRUM STICK? >> HELL NO.\n>> I TRIED. ♪ IT\'S THANKSGIVING TIME\nAND WE\'RE ALL ON ONE SIDE EXCEPT FOR THE TURKEYS WHO\nARE ALL GONNA DIE ♪ ♪ IT\'S THANKSGIVING TIME\nSO GET OUT THE CARVING KNIFE YOUR UNCLE SHOWED UP WITH A\nWOMAN WHO\'S NOT HIS WIFE ♪ ♪ AND I APOLOGIZE FOR\nCAUSING A FUSS BECAUSE NOW ALL YOUR RELATIVES ARE LIKE\nIS HE TALKING ABOUT US ♪ ♪ AND YOU CAN TELL THEM\nYOU CAN TELL THEM IT\'S THANKSGIVING TIME ♪\n>> COME ON, CLAP. ♪ ONE DAY A YEAR ♪\nYEAH. ♪ SO JUST DRINK THE\nRED WINE ♪ AND THECHB -- AND THEN EIGHT TO\nTEN BEERS. ♪ EVERY CRAZY AUNT YOU SEE\nIT\'S STUFFIN AND COUSINS AND LOVIN\' AND OVENS AND BELTS NOT\nADJUSTING ♪ ♪ IT\'S THANKSGIVING TIME ♪\n♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]\nWE\'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.\nEMINEM IS HERE. SO STICK AROUND, WE\'LL BE RIGHT\nBACK. ♪♪♪', metadata={'source': 'jGyUVyp9w9g'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7I4vokl78 | [Document(page_content='-Just talk me through\na couple things. First of all, you´ve been in\nthe major leagues for how long? -13 years.\n-Yeah. -Yeah.\n[ Audience cheers ] -First World Series.\n-Winning it. -Winning it.\n-It´s about time! -I know.\n-Yeah, yeah. Right, right. Thank you.\n-That´s what I´m saying. -I mean, how -- how does it --\nhow do -- you just got traded. You were in Detroit for forever,\nand for a long time. -Yeah. So, yes,\nso, mostly of 13 years, and then I got the call that --\nthat I was traded, and I needed\nto say "okay" and -- -40 minutes before the trade -- -40 minutes before the trade\ndeadline, which is at midnight. -Did you -- Did you have\nany other options or were... -It was -- It was the Astros. They said, "You --\nYou have to commit to this," and, basically --\n-Or what? Or your career´s over?\n-Or stay with Detroit. -Dead.\n-Yeah, exactly. -"Do it, or you´re dead." -Probably not make it\nto the World Series. We´ll just -- you know...\n-Yeah, yeah, sure. And you just said --\nDid you help? Did you -- You must have. -We had -- We debated a lot.\n-Yeah. -Yeah,\nwe went back and forth a lot. Like, everyone always talks\nabout the baseball decision, but not everyone thinks about\nthe emotional decision and -- -The life decision.\n-Exactly. -Our whole lives\nwere in Detroit. -And, you know like, the next\nday, we´re moving to Houston, whatever decision we make.\n-Which was just hit by Harvey. -Yeah.\n-Ohh. Gosh. I mean... -So, yeah, the next day, we actually\ncouldn´t even move to Houston because the airports\nweren´t open yet because of Hurricane Harvey.\n-Mm-hmm. -Well, that made it\neven more emotional to watch that World Series because of all the great people\nof Houston and what just happened to them, but, also, this is the first\ntime in franchise history that -- that you won.\n-Yeah. -Also, it´s just good to see\nyoung people in love, so... [ Laughter ]\n[ Cheers and applause ] It´s just -- It is great.\n-Oh! -I mean that --\nI don´t know how -- so -- so you --\nyou win the World Series, and it´s great,\nand then the parade happens, and you --\nyou can´t go to the parade because, in a great excuse,\nyou guys got married. -Yeah.\n-Pretty good excuse. -Yeah.\n-Yeah. -So, what happened with this?\nDid it just -- You just planned it that\nyou were gonna be in Italy, or where did you...\n-Yeah, so, we planned the wedding,\nyou know, before, obviously,\nhe was traded, and we´ve been planning\nthis thing. -Somebody is gonna say\nyou didn´t think you were gonna make it\nto the World Series. [ Laughter ] -Maybe not.\n-Well, all right. You´re hoping for the best. You´re like,\n"Ah, let´s just book it." Yeah.\n-Yeah. -And literally,\nwhen we´re planning this thing, we´re -- we´re talking, like,\nyou know, best case scenario, we go to the World Series. There´s really literally\nonly one thing that could throw a huge wrench\nin all of our plans. It´s not the World Series. It´s going to Game 7\nof the World Series. -And guess where we went.\n-Sure enough. [ Laughter ]\n-So you´re sitting there, Game 7, and your --\nall your relatives are in -- -Everybody´s in Italy.\nEveryone´s at the venue. We had an event that night,\nand everyone´s texting us, like, "Your wedding´s so pretty.\nWish you were here." [ Laughter ]\n-"Wish you -- Wish you were here." We got -- We got taken around\nour wedding via FaceTime, Like, "Say ´hey´ to Uncle Joe."\n-Yeah, or, like, "Hi. Thanks for coming."\n[ Laughter and applause ] -That´s the greatest.\n-Oh. -Do you ever get superstitious for anything you do\nin the stands? -Yes. It´s really hard,\nbecause, you know, in my career, I have a lot of control, and whenever\nI´m watching Justin, I obviously have zero control, and I´m just sitting there,\nhoping for the best. So then,\nyou end up creating a routine, ´cause you think\nthat you´re helping them. So, I -- You´re not.\n-Do you notice, too? I mean, Justin, do you -- do you\never look in the stands like, "She´s not sitting there.\nLike, what´s going on?" -Yeah.', metadata={'source': 'tr7I4vokl78'}), Document(page_content='ever look in the stands like, "She´s not sitting there.\nLike, what´s going on?" -Yeah.\n-Not while I´m pitching. I actually made her in -- at Dodger Stadium\nin the World Series, she had\nsome really awesome seats that were, like,\nright next to our dugout, and I said,\n"Honey, you can´t sit there." [ Laughter ] -You´ve got to move\nto the nosebleeds. -That´s just --\nThat´s gonna distract me. -Yeah, exactly. Yeah.\nThey cut to you. It was at the end of Game 7,\njust to see you in the crowd, and I just saw you\nsitting there, and you´re just like --\njust -- I don´t -- just so nervous and excited\nfor him, and it was like... -Yeah.\n-...it was just so cool, ´cause I --\nyou know, I know you. I don´t know you that well,\nbut I could tell, like, you´re so proud of him,\nand it was just great. How did he propose?\nI know, to put you on the spot. -Whoa.\n[ Laughter ] -Come on. You can --\n-What a transition! No. -You can give me the scoop.\nYou can give me the scoop. -Yeah. No, I mean, it was\nthis great, elaborate proposal, and...\n[ Laughter ] He´s very romantic. -Yeah. He won\nthe World Series -- big deal. -Yeah.\n-Like, every guy does that. Yeah.\n-But he gets down on one knee, and he pops open the ring box, and in my mind, I was like,\n"Don´t look at the ring. He´s gonna think\nyou´re materialistic. Just look in his eyes.\nListen to what he´s saying. Listen.\nYou´re not listening, Kate!" This is my internal dialogue. And then, finally, I was like, "He stopped talking.\nJust say ´yes´!" And he´s -- I said "yes," and he stands up,\nand he was like, "Do you not like the ring?\nYou didn´t look at it once." [ Laughter ] -That is so you.\n-I was like, "I love it!" -"No, I love the ring and you,\nbut I´m not material!" -Yeah. I was trying to be\nin the moment. I wasn´t! -I´m so happy for you guys,\ndoubly, and, yeah, I´m just --\ncongratulations, and please come back,\nand I hope to see you both. -Thank you so much.\n-I´m so happy for you guys. -Thank you.\n-Congratulations. -Thank you.\n[ Cheers and applause ] -Justin Verlander\nand Kate Upton, everybody!', metadata={'source': 'tr7I4vokl78'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4mK5OElAFQ | [Document(page_content="- I told you not to pick a fight with me, and now you must pay. - KaameehameHaaa... (crying/defeated voice) - Hi mom, I need you to pick me up, he's being mean to me! (title intro music) - What is up everybody!? - Today's video: Real Or Fake Anime, another installment. - The theme? Action adventure! - For those of you who may be new to this video series, I don't wanna keep you in the dark! - A little while ago, I told you all how much I enjoyed anime, and I decided to put my knowledge of anime to the test by asking all of you on Twitter to submit the plots of real anime using the hashtag #TSRealAnime and plots that you just made up using the hashtag #TSFakeAnime and I had to determine which ones are real and which ones were fake. - And let me tell you, you guys were very good at stumping me. - But! I think this time around, I will be much better because action-adventure anime is what I enjoy the most, I love them. - Characters go on quests to get secret relics and save loved ones that exist out there and break magic spells. Yeah, I got this one down. - I talk a big game. - We're gonna find out! And yes, once again helping us out for this action-packed real or fake anime is a returning special guest, Dominic! Come on in, or spin on in here, buddy. Dominic: Sorry, I'm gonna show off the sleeves on this shirt. Thomas: Yes, oh, yeah look at that special yu-gi-oh shirt. It's fantastic (laughs) Do you ever run out of anime merchandise to sport for these videos? Dominic: Never Thomas: Never! That's what I want for Christmas Dominic: (singing) All I want for Christmas is anime! (Thomas laughs) Are you ready for this action-packed (D: I'm so ready) anime video? (D: action packed anime video!) Dude, and I'm excited what you guys will come up with. Also for this video, I thought in order to help me better make sense of the plots that you guys submitted to me I will be visualizing everything through the use of a whiteboard! Bring it out. Thank you, thank you so much for that, Dominic, thank you. You all know Dominick You know I'm a fantastic artist. That is what I am known for. Are you shaking your... (laughs) I will be trying to draw out what you guys have submitted to me on Twitter in order to better determine Whether that plot is real or fake. D: Keyword; trying. T: I'm gonna try. D: You're gonna try. We're gonna see if this works. D: We'll see. T: This helps me. (laughs) Before we begin, I want to once again give a quick shout-out to crunchyroll for making this video possible Crunchyroll is home to unlimited anime, manga, and drama titles, all professionally subtitled and new episodes are available one hour after airing in Japan via simulcast, so if you're interested in a trial of that service You can sign up for 14 days ad free using this URL crunchyroll.com slash sanders, or by clicking the link down in the description. (clears throat) Ready! D: A boy discovered that he is part owl and has to travel through different dimensions by his magical wings to save other people like him, but as time goes on he slowly starts turning fully into an owl and has to find a way to stop it before he's no longer human. Magical owls. T: A magical owl. okay, (smacks lips) no no no wait. I'm off to a great start here. D: Thomas Picasso making his masterpiece. Oh, I'm so good. Okay, so we've got a boy. He's part owl. D: Is he? T: Yeah. Those are his wings, that's probably the part of him that's an owl. And he's flying through a dimension that right now looks kind of like a windowpane. but he is slowly, okay wait. Oh, man. I am so good! He's probably not happy about it. This is him. This is him more owl-like I will say the one sketchy thing is that we did cover a magical owl in the last video and that one ended up being fake, but I'm gonna say this is real. D: Fake. Should've gone with the first instinct! That was a good plot though, very detailed, very specific. D: I'd watch it. T: No, yeah, for sure D: I", metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content='was a good plot though, very detailed, very specific. D: I\'d watch it. T: No, yeah, for sure D: I want to see a character design for owl boy. T: Yeah, definitely! If anybody wants to draw owl boy, make it happen. Let\'s... let\'s make that an anime D: Tag me in it. (laughs) Yes, perfect. D: A man with the uncontrollable ability to rewind time is forced to go back to his childhood to save his mother from a murder. T: Hold on, so this guy has the uncontrollable power to, like, go back in time and yet he will use it even though it\'s uncontrollable to save his mom. D: Yes. How does he control the time to go back? Is it that he wants to use this power to control time? D: Says he\'s forced. Like maybe he gets the ability to rewind time But he can\'t control it and he goes so far back that he\'s like where his mother got murdered. And he\'s basically like I got to stop it now. Right? D: I guess I\'ll do this. T: I guess I\'ll do it. Like why not? D: I like your, uh, your mom hair. It\'s very like, 1950s. T: (laughter) Right? Yeah, it\'s just very, she, she just came from the salon, which was very unfortunate She spent a lot of money on that hair. This is him just going "Why not? I\'ll save her" But if he\'s uncontrollably going back in time, I don\'t get the for- ugghh. I\'m gonna say that this is fake. D: It\'s real. T: What the heck? (marker and whiteboard thump on the floor) This is not working out for me. What is it? (laugh) D: Go ahead and wipe everything off that white board because it\'s called "Erased". (Thomas laughs hard) T: I thought that whole thing was the title of the anime. (laughter) It\'s called "Erased", huh? Shoot, well I mean I love anything that has to do with time travel. Sorry I had to pick up my marker cuz I dropped it in a fit of rage. (laughs) Well, I am not off to a great start. My theory of the whiteboard helping me has been horribly ineffective. D: Uh, believe in the heart of the art T: I guess so. Okay. D: A girl gets a magical pen and is able to make any weapon of choice She fights evil with friends who have similar abilities. The catch is that the fuel for her pen is blood. Her enemies aren\'t organic, so she has to kill innocent people to fight off the bad guys What the heck?! I don\'t even know! Okay, hold on! She\'s got this magic pen, she\'s got like this real cool D: She\'s got crazy anime hair. T: Spiky anime hair, kind of looks like Knuckles the Echidna, and she teams up with other people because yes, we need a whole cast of characters. D: as every good anime does. T: Absolutely! Are you kidding me? There\'s always like the one really big dude that\'s actually like, just really quiet and, like, stoic. D: Big teddy bear. T: There\'s usually some sort of like flying animal that\'s like, "hey guys, come on over here! This way!" It would have horns for some reason This guy can just conduct like blue fireballs out of his hand. And then this is the guy who\'s like, got a dark past and he won\'t tell anybody about it. She\'s got to kill the bad guys, right? D: She\'s got to kill innocent people... T: She has to kill innocent people? D: To get the blood cuz the bad guys aren\'t organic. I guess they\'re like robots. T: That\'s not fair. I want to root for this team and she has to kill innocent people? Noo, fake. D: It\'s fake! T: YAY! (laughs) The drawing worked! D: Heart of the art! T: Look at that! That\'s-that\'s amazing. OC character artwork. Original character (laughs) Finally, came through for me. (exhale) D: A young straight-A student boy saves a young Wanted boy named Rat from the government. Later in the future, both boys find each other again and try to save people from wasp viruses while also falling in love with each other. T: Great. (laughs) There\'s a lot there. Okay. I\'m gonna just do this in list form here, alright? So we\'ve got, first of all, straight-A student. And I put straight in quotation marks because of the later factoids we found out about him Then we have wanted', metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content="in quotation marks because of the later factoids we found out about him Then we have wanted criminal, right? Ignore my handwriting. This is me trying to write left-handed on white board. Classic prince and the pauper story. Then later, they team up, they save people from wasp viruses? D: That's what it says. T: And then to top it all off, it's gay. There's a lot to unpack here. I don't know what happened right here between- It's so vague and all over the place I want to say it's real. D: It's real. YESS!! (laughs in triumph) D: White board strikes again! T: Yay! D: Number six. T: That's what it's called? D: Yeah. T: I need to see these. These are my kind of anime. That one was gay. D: A lot of catching up to do. T: I do. You know I do Whiteboard, you are really helping me out now. Now that I've gotten the hang of it. Woot-woot in a boot D: A young boy who can make the most annoying sound ever will attempt with seemingly no magic ability to become a wizard King. (Thomas laughs in disbeleif) To me the most annoying sound would be like just a big ole SKRREEEEEEEEEE Was that good? D: Yeah, I like that. T: Was that annoying to you? D: Very annoying. T: Great. That's important. They've got that and then he's attempting to be a wizard King. So I would think a wizard king They would almost have like a jester's hat Probably. All right so we've got a boy who's trying to be a jester's... (giggle) He's trying to be a wizard King and he's got no magical abilities That's a wand with like smoke coming out of like (pfft) Alright. (laughs) Looking at it here, um... Here's me just even not knowing what this anime would be called. D: This might be my favorite drawing you've done so far. T: Really? D: I want that on a shirt. (Thomas laughs) T: I don't know if there's enough here for an anime. It doesn't look like it would be an anime to me, so I'm gonna say fake. D: It's real. T: It is? D: It's real. T: Is this nothing like how the anime looks? (laughter) Okay, so what's the anime called? D: Black Clover. T: Oh, and you have no idea what it's about? D: Uhh, except that it's about a young boy who can make the most annoying sound ever. T: I want to know what that is. SKRRREEEEEEEE I tried! (laughs) D: A calico-colored cat is forced to go on a quest to find the golden anchovy that was stolen from the museum. Along the way, she will face tummy rubs and monsters, but worst of all, red laser pointers. T: Did Talyn create this prompt? I love some cats, okay, fine. I will draw this out. calico colored cat and she faces tummy rubs She's going to get the golden anchovy. Just imagine that that is gold. And laser pointers. It's not striking through the cat It's just there in front of her. The monster is this big old... this guy walking up behind him yeah D: That guy. T: His name's Fred. The monster, I would say clearly in this expertly drawn drawing, completely throws off the rest of this delightful cat adventure that I would clearly want to watch, so I'm gonna go ahead and say, conclusively, that it is fake. D: Yup, fake. T: Thank you. Thank you! I mean it was a story about a cat facing a whole bunch of cuddly adventures. It could have been bananya It could have been that anime. Very good whoever whoever made this. The monsters though? (clicks tongue) Threw you off. (Thomas laughs) D: Better luck next time. T: Better luck next time. D:A main character who knows that she's a main character decides that she doesn't want to be a hero and spends her first year of high school trying to escape the Incredible amount of triggers that might actually start any quest or adventure. T: Oooh like a video game? D: Could be. T: That's really interesting this one. She's got a pony tail D: Is that how you draw a pony tail? That's my pony tail! Let's just pretend it is a scrolling video game of a school, alright? She's at school, and she's just like you know talked to mysterious owl, and she's just like no man But if this", metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content="and she's just like you know talked to mysterious owl, and she's just like no man But if this were the anime what would happen then if she's just saying no to every adventure? She knows that she's like a hero to the story, and she just continuously says no I don't know. What story would actually be told that would be a fascinating challenge, but I'm gonna say it's fake. D: its fake T: Is... good. Somebody should write that story though. That's a really cool story that the more I thought about it I was like actually could be really be interesting where they could take that story. Cool! D: Yeah, I feel like it'd be really... T: Well-done! I want everybody to take any artwork that I've done so far and just make it so much better (laughing) than what I'm able to do. D: A man from another planet is forced to fight the former Prince when his peaceful life on Earth is threatened when the prince and his royal guards come to find a powerful force. Okay hold on this sounds familiar Dominic. Okay, so that's a man from another planet. What's happening with the blue? What's happening with my BLUE?! So this other dude from another planet is coming here because of a powerful force D: Yes. T: But then finds the former prince here on Earth that he's living a very peaceful life here You know what this sounds like? This sounds like Dragon Ball, is it Dragon Ball? D: (sings) Dragon Ball! T: (Laughing) is that what it is? D: yeah. T: Did you see I just did the halo because of Goku? I can't believe this is the fifth real or fake anime video And we have yet to do dragon ball for reals like actual D: Yeah T: As a prompt. T: Is this available on crunchyroll? D: yeah, Dragon Ball super is. T: Dragon Ball super is available on, on crunchyroll. I think I said this in the very first video, but Dragon Ball was like one of the very first ones I ever watched. D: Y- same. T: The drawings are actually really helpful now the Twitter's like two hundred and eighty Characters because there's so much information that people are able to put into a prompt. D: Crazy politicians create a convoluted war between space and Earth, in order to over saturate humanity with violence, and encourage that all weapons be abandoned so that humanity may move towards total pacifism. T: That is so much that somebody gleamed from a possible anime. D: It's well written. T: It is well written I don't even know how to write... I don't even know how to depict that. Hold on . This seems like this would be another listicle. So these politicians are saying we create a war between Earth and space and have them war so much That it over saturates our daily lives with violence that we get bored and we're like you know get it out of our system like Oh say, the purge. it's basically the purge, but in space. D: When you put it like that... (Thomas laughs heartily) I wanna say this is fake. D: It's real. T: That's real!? D: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. T: That's the plot to Gundam? D: Apparently. T: Gundam is basically the purge! D: Gundam is the purge! D: How does supervillains eat? Two friends learn the truth when they are accepted into a food delivery service. Ever tried to deliver pizza to a hot-tempered villain with a power gauntlet? They have. Can these two friends survive their new job? T: That was like the best promotion for an anime. D: yeah with the log line T: Ever seen a supervillian eat a pizza with a gauntlet? They have. (laughs) Okay, so it is literally a food delivery service for supervillains called... I don't know. Let's say it's a pizza box, and it's just called evil slice. Evil slice pizza. (to the tune of Krusty Krab Pizza) Evil Slice Pizza is the pizza for you and me Okay, so they've got evil slice here. They're going to deliver this to evil villains? This guy who is clearly evil as depicted by the evil looking scar on his cheek and the gruesome frown he's got and his Fists are balled up, and he's like... I'm gonna eat that pizza", metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content='the gruesome frown he\'s got and his Fists are balled up, and he\'s like... I\'m gonna eat that pizza with all my evil might Because I love olives and pineapple on pizza at the same time I\'m that evil. first of all we\'re gonna couple this with the idea that I don\'t see the anime sustaining itself this long with this just being the premise. And also the way the tweet was formatted to look like like the Promotion for an anime like they were really trying to sell it it just feels pretty fake, so I\'m gonna say fake D: It\'s fake. T: Okay, good. (laughs) I think I drew a pretty awesome villain. No by the way Bye, guy. D: A young girl teen along with her sight Transforming partner and her friends learn how to fight demons and witches at school and end up fighting against the very personification of madness also, Excalibur. T: I have to draw this. Let\'s break this one down shall we? Okay, so we\'ve got girl, friend who transforms into a scythe, other friends at school learning to battle demons witches and eventually fight off against the personification of madness also Excalibur. So that\'s a lot, you know there\'s so much happening here. I\'m gonna just go ahead and say it\'s real. D: It\'s real. Soul Eater. That\'s Soul Eater, I didn\'t even know that\'s so funny. There is just so much going on in that one tweet I was like that has to be D: But like, the way you drew it though It looks kind of organized in a way T: I tried my best this was this is a very historic Accurate representation of Excalibur right here. I did my research. I have to watch this anime now and see how close I was to depicting the real thing D: A blended family of four kids and two adults Known as the relic family Adventure in ruins to find artifacts, however sometimes an artifact isn\'t always an artifact. sometimes they\'re haunted. T: Okay Let\'s just say one of the artifacts Here is a haunted tombstone, and they\'re like "Oh no! We need to get out of here!" In my version, it\'s two dads, and like one of them\'s like really adventurous the other ones this just like Kevin, Can we can we not be here right now? I really just wanted to teach And now you\'ve got a cursed gravestone on our hands. (D: it belongs in a museum). Come on Kevin, dag nabbit. Kevin\'s having a great time. I would watch it, but I also think I would probably say that this one\'s fake. D: It\'s fake. T:Yeah? D: but what\'s cool is that they actually drew a picture to go with it. T: Wait, really? D: yeah. T: Oh my goodness Let\'s see the comparison right here. Okay, ready, this is mine That\'s theirs. Clearly my drawing is so much better. No, honestly that looks really good. They said four kids? Oh, yeah, see like how could you ever go adventuring with that many kids with you? Kevin, why did we bring all of our kids? D: Teen boy cursed with the power of Shadows who helps a cross-dressing half mermaid from the clutches of pirates T: Oooh! That\'s just great. What\'s like half mermaid though? A mermaid is already two things, so what\'s a half mermaid? I\'m gonna go ahead and say a half mermaid is like only one of her legs is a fishtail and puts on like maybe a trench coat I don\'t know! (D: I like that the trench coat is the default cross-dressing... It\'s so not! Only society has assigned genders to different clothing items. Screw it all! He\'s definitely sailing on something I mean this sounds like a Peter Pan spin-off, like he\'s got the power of shadow, I don\'t know who that is, and pirate\'s Captain Hook D: I like that the pirate has a boomerang. It\'s supposed to be a sword! (laughs) Because I have no idea what a half mermaid is and I\'m assuming somebody else does. This is a real anime. D: It\'s fake! It is fake? You messed me up, half mermaid. I should have known! What\'s a half mermaid?? What does that mean? It\'s already two things! D: This person actually also drew a picture for this. It\'s really good. What? Wow, that\'s really good! (laughs) We were all on the same page', metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content='for this. It\'s really good. What? Wow, that\'s really good! (laughs) We were all on the same page with like let\'s depict what animes we\'re describing D: The look of this art\'s really good. T: Yeah! D: I\'m loving it. D: A young boy, Gone, and his friends enter the hunter exam to become hunters While Gone tries to find his dad, and they go on many adventures. T: Gone is the name of a person? Oh, okay. I\'m thinking like young boy gone First season of Stranger Things (laughs) missing dad, classic anime element. He usually has a beard. Classic. That\'s him trying to find his dad, so here\'s the teacher. He\'s got a little mustache And he\'s got a bow and arrow because that is one of the ways you Can hunt they\'re like hey kids. Cos the friends are peacing out \'cuz they\'re gonna Go do the hunters exam, and he\'s like "I\'m gonna go find my dad" That\'s the whole premise that\'s what they gave you? D: that\'s what they gave me. T: Well it\'s not like a half mermaid thing so um. This is a very classic trope in anime um yeah, it\'s real. D: It\'s real. T: Is it? D: Yeah! T: (laughs) D: Hunter x Hunter. T: OOHHHH I\'ve heard that name before. D: I\'ve seen a little bit of it. It\'s on my wishlist to play, my list to actually watch T: I was like why does it the hunter it sounds familiar? I\'m pretty sure this is an accurate depiction of what Hunter x Hunter is. D: An orphan boy with heritage Considered royal makes a deal with a demon loyal service in return for his human soul. Wait Oh, okay, hold on all right? Well I\'ve got a nice little drawing the demon has incredibly long arms It\'s not a Death Note that wouldn\'t be a deal. There\'s a notebook involved. I would say that this could be very plausible so I want to say it\'s real? D: It\'s real. T: Yes? D: Black Butler. Oh, I\'ve heard of Black Butler yeah, that\'s what that\'s about? I didn\'t know that. D: A young girl\'s absent father dies and she inherits his space pirate ship. She must now live a double life as a pirate captain and as a member of her school\'s Space yacht club while balancing her schoolwork and job at a maid cafe. T: That\'s so ambitious for one anime. okay. So, main girl\'s father dies, inherits a spaceship, becomes a space pirate while also being a part of the Yacht Club Balancing schoolwork and working in a maid cafe. Who would humanly even in an anime be able to balance this in their everyday life? I mean honestly that sounds almost as busy as an average high schooler\'s workday. That\'s a lot. I\'m gonna say fake. D: Real! T: That\'s real? D: Bodacious Space Pirates. (laughing) I don\'t even know what to say. That seems pretty epic. (laughs) And that is it! Thank you all so much what a fantastic round? I can\'t believe we still keep running into anime we haven\'t actually covered yet. D: yeah, T: Black Butler, D: Dragon Ball, T: HunterXHunter.. Yes. (Gundam), freaking Soul Captor - Gundam. D: And it\'s basically the Purge. T: Yeah, Gundam\'s basically the Purge and I\'m glad there were some people that also drew them so fake anime and I hope that you guys enjoyed some of those drawings Dominic. I did a pretty good job, right? D: I think so, yeah. T: I\'m an artist. D: The whiteboard helped, mostly. Once I got the hang of it. I hope that you all enjoyed that and my drawing and writing didn\'t suck too much Hey! Once again if you submitted any of those fake anime and those are parts of stories that you guys are currently writing Please continue doing so please keep drawing drawings for those stories you guys are so clever D: It\'s awesome. T: Amazing so keep that up That was fantastic, and if you were interested in any of the real anime we covered in this video They are all available at crunchyroll so if you want to sign up you can go to this URL: crunchyroll.com/sanders or Click the link down in the description My knowledge is just increasing of all this real anime. D: and your backlog of things to watch keeps growing. T: It does. I\'m excited though. D:', metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'}), Document(page_content="anime. D: and your backlog of things to watch keeps growing. T: It does. I'm excited though. D: Just before Christmas. We just need to take like a week and just binge T: Just gonna binge D: Load up on snacks, make the blanket fort. T: Heck yes, Dominic. I like the way you think. Thank you so much for watching this video! If you were interested in any of my previous videos, you can click over here. If you're new to the channel and would like to subscribe, click down here. And if you're interested in becoming featured Fander click down here. That is it and until next time take it easy guys, gals and non-binary pals. D: Peace out! T: I always like, pause when you do it. D: it's my favorite part. T: It's amazing Both: PEACE OUT!", metadata={'source': 'B4mK5OElAFQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By6Mi7VlqcU | [Document(page_content="how did you connect with Beyonce to get this record why Beyonce I mean I'm sure you two you know first of all Beyonce is amazing yes and it's been on my wish list for a long time but I never really had a song that I felt like would be right to present to her so I was kind of waiting and then me and Paul kicked the idea around after I finished it you know and based off what it was about I felt like she probably could relate to this - yeah okay the sentiment of the sentiment just because you know Beyonce is always everything she does is so perfect oh but the pressure is behind that - for her to do it so perfect you know I felt like she could probably relate to that because III told her I said I never I've never seen you make a mistake before ever like what like performance wise everything every song she every song she puts out every album it's so calculated and precise and everything's always so perfect", metadata={'source': 'By6Mi7VlqcU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ_0QLL2gqI | [Document(page_content="♪♪♪ ♪ YOU MADE PLANS AND I ♪ ♪ I MADE PROBLEMS ♪ ♪ WE WERE\nSLEEPING BACK TO BACK ♪ ♪ WE KNOW THIS THING\nWASN'T BUILT TO LAST ♪ ♪ GOOD ON PAPER ♪ ♪ PICTURE PERFECT ♪ ♪ CHASED THE HIGH\nTOO FAR, TOO FAST ♪ ♪ PICKET WHITE FENCE,\nBUT WE PAINT IT BLACK ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISHED YOU\nHAD HURT ME HARDER ♪ ♪ THAN I HURT YOU ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISH YOU\nWOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LOVES YOU\nIN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ IT'S BEEN SOME\nTIME, BUT THIS ♪ ♪ TIME AIN'T EVEN ♪ ♪ I CAN LEAVE\nIT IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BUT YOU'RE HOLDING ON\nTO WHAT YOU NEVER HAD ♪ ♪ IT'S GOOD ON PAPER ♪ ♪ PICTURE PERFECT ♪ ♪ CHASED THE HIGH\nTOO FAR, TOO FAST ♪ ♪ PICKET WHITE FENCE,\nBUT WE PAINT IT BLACK ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISHED YOU\nHAD HURT ME HARDER ♪ ♪ THAN I HURT YOU ♪ ♪ OOH ♪ ♪ AND I WISH YOU\nWOULDN'T WAIT FOR ME ♪ ♪ BUT YOU ALWAYS DO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY LOVES YOU\nIN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING\nSOMEBODY LOVES YOU ♪ ♪ IN THE WAYS I COULDN'T ♪ ♪ SOMEBODY'S\nTAKING CARE OF ♪ ♪ ALL OF THE\nMESS I'VE MADE ♪ ♪ SOMEONE YOU\nDON'T HAVE TO CHANGE ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN HOPING ♪ ♪ SOMEONE WILL\nLOVE YOU, LET ME GO ♪", metadata={'source': 'BQ_0QLL2gqI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQpjvnm4ME | [Document(page_content="PLEASE SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW, I'M\nYOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. FOLKS--\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: EVERY DAY IT SEEMS\nLIKE WE FIND OUT ABOUT ANOTHER HIGH-PROFILE SEXUAL HARASSER. AND TODAY IS NO EXCEPTION. BRACE YOURSELF, BECAUSE IT IS\nSENATOR AL FRANKEN. HE'S BEEN ACCUSED OF KISSING AND\nGROPING A WOMAN WITHOUT HER CONSENT. COME ON, FRANKEN! I GUESS THERE ARE NO GOOD PEOPLE\nLEFT SO LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH. JUST TELL US WHATEVER YOU DID,\nJIMMY CARTER, BARACK OBAMA, TOM HANKS, MALALA. (LAUGHTER). >> Jon: OH MY. >> Stephen: AS A FELLOW\nCOMEDIAN I LONG ADMIRED AL FRANKEN BUT I GOT TO SAY THIS\nDOES NOT BODE WELL FOR LOUIS C.K.'S SENATE HOPES. (LAUGHTER)\nHERE ARE THE DETAILS. STRAP IN. WHILE TOURING WITH THE USO IN\n2006 FRANKEN YET A SKETCH WHERE HE GOT TO KISS THE FEMALE EMCEE\nLEANN TWEED EN, ACCORDING TO TWEEDEN DURING REHEARSAL HE CAME\nAT HER, PUT HIS HAND ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD, MASHED HIS LIPS\nAGAINST HERS AND AGGRESSIVELY STUCK HIS TONGUE IN HER MOUTH. NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT IN\nSHOWBIZ, ACTORS CALL THAT TECHNIQUE, SEXUAL HARASSMENT. AND IT DIDN'T STOP THEREMENT ON\nTHE WAY HOME FROM THE TOUR, SHE FELL ASLEEP ON THE PLANE AND\nFRANKEN DECIDED TO TAKE THIS GOOFY PIC. OH BOY. THAT IS ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE. SO THIS IS BAD. FRANKEN HAS RESPONDED SAYING I\nCERTAINLY DON'T REMEMBER THE REHEARSAL FOR THE SKIT IN THE\nSAME WAY BUT I SEND MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES TO LEANN. AS TO THE PHOTO, IT WAS CLEARLY\nINTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT WASN'T. I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. OKAY, INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT\nWASN'T. NO. YOUR MOVIE INSTITUTE SAVES HIS\nFAMILY WAS INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT WASN'T. THAT PHOTO WAS INTENDED TO\nEMBARRASS HER. THAT'S WHY HE DID IT WHILE SHE\nWAS ASLEEP. NOBODY GOES UP TO THEIR BUDDY\nWHEN IS HE AWAKE AND SAYS HEY, CAN I DRAW A PENIS ON YOUR\nFOREHEAD. FRANKEN LATER RELEASED A MORE\nCOMPLETE APOLOGY IN WHICH HE SAID I'M ASKING THAT AN ETHICS\nINVESTIGATION BE UNDERTAKEN. AND I WILL GLADLY COOPERATE. WELL, THAT'S NICE. IT WOULD BE WRONG IN IF AN\nETHICS INVESTIGATION WAS DONE WITHOUT HIS CONSENT. OF COURSE, FRANKEN IS JUST THE\nLATEST POLITICIAN ACCUSED OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. ALL WEEK WE'VE BEEN TALKING\nABOUT ALABAMA SENATE CANDIDATE AND MAN WITHOUT BUYS HIS\nWARDROBE AT PARTY CITY, ROY MOORE. (LAUGHTER)\nYESTERDAY, YOU REMEMBER, YESTERDAY FOUR, FOUR, COUNT\nTHEM, FOUR MORE WOMEN ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT\nBRINGING THE GRAND TOTAL TO WAY TOO MANY. (LAUGHTER)\nAND GOOD NEWS FOR MOORE, ONE OF YESTERDAY'S ACCUSERS WAS NOT A\nMINOR. WHOOO? I DID NOT EXPECT THAT. THIS WOMAN WAS 28 WHEN SHE HIRED\nMOORE TO HANDLE A CUSTODY PETITION AND WHEN SHE WENT TO\nHIS OFFICE TO SIGN THE PAPERS HE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT HER YOUNG\nDAUGHTERS. AND IF THEY WERE AS PRETTY AS\nSHE WAS. WELL THAT'S JUST FAMILY VALUES. AND THAT EVAL US DATING YOUR\nENTIRE FAMILY. ANOTHER NEW ACCUSER SAYS THAT\nMOORE HIT ON HER WHEN SHE WAS 17. AND WORKING AS A HOSTESS AT RED\nLOBSTER. UH. THAT IS DISGUSTING. RED LOBSTER. (LAUGHTER)\nGOD INTENDED SHRIMP TO BE LIMITED. APPARENTLY, NO ONE HAS THE\nUNLIMITED SHRIMP? ALL RIGHT. APPARENTLY MOORE ASKED THE TEEN\nOUT AND SHE SAID DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM. TO WHICH HE RESPONDED, YEAH, I\nGO OUT WITH GIRLS YOUR AGE ALL THE TIME. TO WHICH I RESPOND,\nAGGH-- REMEMBER, MONDAY WE LEARNED THAT MOORE HAD BEEN\nBANNED FROM HIS LOCAL MALL AND APPARENTLY HIS BEHAVIOR WAS SO\nBAD THAT SEARS HAD A WHOLE ROY MOORE PROTOCOL. ONE STORE MANAGER TOLD NEW HIRES\nTO WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY. AND MOORE'S BEHAVIOR CAUSED\nWOMEN TO HIDE FROM HIM WHEN HE CAME IN THE SEARS. OKAY. OKAY. WELCOME TO TRAINING, COUPLE\nTHING TO THE REMEMBER, ALWAYS WEAR YOUR NAME BADGE ON THE\nFLOOR, OKAY. YOU GOT TO CASH OUT BEFORE YOU\nPUNCH OUT. AND IF YOU SEE ROY MOORE,\nPRETEND TO BE A MANNEQUIN. (LAUGHTER)\nDON'T BLINK OR HE WILL KNOW YOU ARE A REAL GIRL. >> Jon: OH MY. >> Stephen: AND OF COURSE\nBECAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ROY MOORE, THESE SEARS EMPLOYEES\nWERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONE OF THE WOMEN SAYS THAT MOORE", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'}), Document(page_content="WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL. ONE OF THE WOMEN SAYS THAT MOORE\nASKED HER WHERE SHE WENT TO SCHOOL AND THEN FOR HER PHONE\nNUMBER. WHICH SHE SAYS SHE DECLINED TO\nGIVE TELLING HIM THAT HER FATHER WAS A SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER,\nWOULD NEVER APPROVE. BUT THAT DID NOT STOP MOORE. A FEW DAYS LATER ITS GIRL WAS\nSUM MONDAYED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE OVER THE INTERCOME IN HER\nCLASSROOM. SHE HAD A PHONE CALL. PHSSHHT, PLEASE REPORT TO THE\nPRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, AN UNIDENTIFIED WEIRDO IS CALLING\nFOR A HIGH-SCHOOL STUDENT. I HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKING THIS\nHAPPEN BECAUSE I'M TERRIBLE AT MY JOB. THAT IS ALL. AND THE CALL--\n(APPLAUSE) THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AND THE CALL DIDN'T GO SO GREAT. SHE ANSWERED THE PHONE AND THE\nMALE ON THE OTHER LINE SAID GENA, THIS IS ROY MOORE. I WAS LIKE WHAT. HE SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I SAID I'M IN TRIG CLASS. (LAUGHTER)\nTHAT'S IMPRESSIVE. ROY MOORE ACTUALLY MADE\nTRIGONOMETRY THE MORE APPEALING OPTION. (LAUGHTER)\n(APPLAUSE) ALL THESE ALLEGATIONS HAVE PUT\nREPUBLICANS IN A TOUGH POSITION. THEY WANT TO HOLD ON TO THE\nSENATE BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO BACK A PERV. THAT'S WHY SENATE MAJORITY\nLEADER AND INSPIRATION FOR THE SAD FACE EMOJI MITCH\nMcCONNELL, HE THINKS ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS SHOULD RUN\nAGAINST MOORE AS A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. >> HE FITS THE MOLD OF SOMEBODY\nWHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL OFF A WRITE-IN. THE ALABAMAN WHO WOULD, YOU\nKNOW, FIT THAT STANDARD WOULD BE THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, WHO IS\nTOTALLY WELL-KNOWN AND EXTREMELY POPULAR IN ALABAMA. >> Stephen: YES, WELL-KNOWN\nAND EXTREMELY POPULAR IN ALABAMA ARE THE ONLY CRITERIA. IN THAT CASE YOUR OTHER CHOICES\nARE FORREST GUMP, A STATUE OF BEAR BRYANT OR A JUG OF SWEET\nTEA WITH SUNGLASSES. BUT IT IS GOING TO BE SWEET TEA. >> I LIKE FORREST. >> Stephen: BUT MOORE ISN'T\nAFRAID OF THE WASHINGTON REPUBLICANS TWEETING DEAR MITCH\nMcCONNELL, BRING IT ON. A STRONG SENTIMENTS LEADING THE\nHEAD OF THE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN SENATORIAL COMMITTEE TO TWEET\nBRING IT ON IS A MOVIE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS. (LAUGHTER). >> Jon: NO, OH. (APPLAUSE). >> Jon: A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR\nCOMFORT THERE. >> Stephen: TO WHICH ROY MOORE\nREPLIED, AND? WELL, MOORE IS FIGHTING BACK. YESTERDAY ONE OF HIS ATTORNEYS\nHELD A PRESS CONFERENCE INTENDING TO PUT ALL OF THIS\nBEHIND THEM. >> I'VE BEEN WITH HIM IN\nPROBABLY OVER A HUNDRED DIFFERENT MEETINGS AND BEEN\nAROUND PROBABLY IN EXCESS OF 10,000 DIFFERENT LADIES IN\nJUDGE'S MOORE PRESENCE AND NOT ONCE, NOT ONE TIME HAVE I EVER\nSEEN HIM ACT EVEN REMOTELY INAPPROPRIATE AGAINST ANY WOMAN. >> Stephen: OF COURSE YOU\nDIDN'T SEE IT YOU WEREN'T IN THEIR TRIGONOMETRY CLASS. BUT THE MAIN-- THE MAIN--\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: THRUST, THE MAIN\nTHRUST OF YESTERDAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE WAS MOORE'S ATTORNEY\nTRYING TO DISCREDIT A KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE. ONE OF THE ACCUSER'S HIGH SCHOOL\nYEAR BOOK WHICH MOORE SIGNED. >> RELEASE THE YEAR BOOK SO THAT\nWE CAN DETERMINE IS IT GENUINE OR IS IT A FRAUD. >> Stephen: YEAH, IT COULD BE\nA FRAUD. LET'S COMPARE ROY MOORE'S KNOWN\nSIGNATURES, OKAY, UP HERE, KNOWN SIGNATURES WITH THAT IN THE YEAR\nBOOK, SEE? THREE TOTALLY DIFFERENT\nSIGNATURES BY THE SAME GUY. (APPLAUSE)\nNOW THE WOMAN, THE WOMAN'S ATTORNEY SAYS THEY MIGHT LET\nINDEPENDENT HANDWRITING EXPERTS LOOK AT THE YEAR BOOK BUT YOU\nKNOW WHAT, I TOOK A COLLEGE COURSE IN HANDWRITING ANALYSIS. AND I THINK I COULD HELP, NOW\nLET'S SEE, LIKE RIGHT NOW IF YOU LOOK UP HERE, TURN THIS ON IT'S\nSIDE, HERE IS THE SIGNATURE I FOUND HERE. IF YOU LOOK AT THE WIDE LOOP OF\nTHE R UP HERE, THAT IS A CLASSIC FORENSIC INDICATOR THAT THE\nACCUSED MIGHT BE HIDING SOMETHING PLUS THE ELONGATED Y\nLOOP DOWN HERE, THIS STEM DOWN HERE TELLS US HE HAS NO PROBLEM\nENCROACHING ON THE SPACE OF OTHERS. NOW THERE'S ANOTHER VERY SMALL\nINDICATOR, AND THIS IS EXTREMELY TECHNICAL BUT IF YOU LOOK REALLY\nCLOSELY, IT'S WRITTEN IN A GIRL'S HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK. HE'S A PRE-VERT. (APPLAUSE)\nTODAY ROY MOORE HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE AND BEGAN WITH", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'}), Document(page_content="TODAY ROY MOORE HELD ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE AND BEGAN WITH\nA STORY ABOUT SOME ADVICE A SEASONED JUDGE GAVE HIM IN IS\nEARLY DAYS IN POLITICS. >> WHAT YOU NEED TO DID IS HAVE,\nEYEGLASSES THAT SHOWS PEOPLE THAT YOU STUDY A LOT AND READ A\nLOT. THEN HE SAID AND THEN YOU HAVE\nTO HAVE ONE OTHER THING, HE SAID WELL YOU HAVE TO HAVE\nHEMORRHOIDS. I SAID WHY. HE SAID WELL TRK GIVES YOU A\nCONCERNED LOOK. (LAUGHTER)\n(APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: LIKE THIS? (LAUGHTER)\nARE YOU HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT YOUR BUTT HOLE? AND MOORE BLASTED THE MEDIA FOR\nFOCUSING ON HIM. >> TODAY WE GOT A CALL FROM ONE\nBIG MAGAZINE, THAT Y'ALL RECOGNIZE IF I SAY THE NAME. I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. >> Stephen: I WILL SAY IT,\nIT'S BARELY LEGAL AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW EDITOR IN\nCHIEF. BUT MOORE WAS DEFIANT. >> THERE'S BEEN COMMENTS ABOUT\nME TAKING A STAND. YES, I HAVE TAKEN A STAND IN THE\nPAST. I WILL TAKE A STAND IN THE\nFUTURE. AND I WILL QUIT STANDING WHEN\nTHEY LAY ME IN THAT BOX AND PUT ME IN THE GROUND. >> Stephen: YOU CAN TAKE MY\nTEENAGE SALES CLERK WHEN YOU PRY HER FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.", metadata={'source': 'eOQpjvnm4ME'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1n8F4uClUU | [Document(page_content="do not want to make a mistake in this qualification race for this rolling start and here we come Mert on Merc as we head down in terms of the weather - here we come it's been a good clean formation lap and went racing at the cab what a beautiful sound and what a beautiful sight here at Macau for sure from one of the Mercedes and I think if I'm not mistaken that wasn't eduardo Mutara look at the marrow angles when i said to be three wide and here comes another super start by Augusto Paulus absolutely rocketed like the light looked upon his face he found a space as well up into fourth place and really challenging for third he's got third already and narrow-angle tastefully as they go [Music] just misses blitzball corner there but they're all safely through super stuff by the Brazilian in the 18th BMW art car Mauro Engel leads up into sector 2 now this very very tight they're so wide these cars the walls and the barriers they all go through so a few little skirmishes but pretty much everyone seems to have got away with this a lot more Tyra their junk Adela who definitely came together with the war the number 50 Mercedes requested to show us that as we go on board now he definitely touched the outside wall of reservoir pen doesn't look as though there's major damage to the car but we'll keep you informed as to whether oh no millions of dollars of damage here at the mighty Macau and that is one of the worst GT accidents I've ever seen here and in the place the city that is a gamble the lottery has absolutely come to an end right at the front of here is the 911 and you could see his frustration cars everywhere lucas de Grassi not even on the ground not on the tarmac and not able to get out did anybody make it through no hesitation in bringing out the red flag the yes they did look course completely blocked my goodness my good what were you saying as we walked across the bridge everything had been relatively clean so far today mm-hmm why should I present my beliefs goodness made for cars come through Wow it's a bit life now we don't know okay well let's have a look at what happened first of all my gosh the farthest in third place goes through and it's a police that they come together and it's junk Adela who may well have been the cause because junk Adela now backwards and and I think he had a damaged car anyway but junk Adela is the car that's turned round the Porsche of is it trying to see who it was I think it was Lauren van there he is at the front yeah van tour came through and all the drivers are out and having a word but obviously nobody happy Lucas to Grassi in the middle of your picture there four cars have got through only four well yes but I'm looking back at the 99 still of the Tom Blanc West he's involved so is the number five it just depends the shot is not as clear but I can tell you a concertina effect given that you're coming down Moorish Hill into this right-hander could mean that literally the whole field has been affected in some way or another and I can also assure you that we've got a long wait for the resumption of this one folks but if you've just tuned in you've never seen the Macau Grand Prix this is not bad driving these are the very best drivers in the world I can see that Felix Rosenquist is out of the car and okay my first thought is that everybody's okay Lauren vantur taking a tour around his car there's one of the Audi drivers and yeah this is a real mess but my what I was gonna say and here comes the cranes so it won't take them too long to start to extricate them but it just depends how further back have videos yeah I don't think we're gonna be able to get a camera angle that will show us the tail of the field so therefore we can start picking out and working out how many cars are okay so certainly we've got Nick Mullens car they're hard up to the barrier on the left-hand side of your screen Nick oh well as Aldi that start at the scene I've seen in", metadata={'source': 'Y1n8F4uClUU'}), Document(page_content="on the left-hand side of your screen Nick oh well as Aldi that start at the scene I've seen in four more three many times but never in GTS not to this extent we did say this the very very tight section of the circuit and GT cars get wider and wider don't they with every incarnation of a GT car so the road completely blocked so I almost can't bear to watch this night painful I'm sure the teams and the manufacturers can't bear to and there's the first out of the way that's that's the yellow is in the pits and you know what the other thing that's happening at the virus is it's getting darker and darker as if rain clouds are looping in they record on the weather forecast if we got a shower a proper shower it will be about 1 o'clock this afternoon it's 25 to 1 everybody local tied to the AMG team his first outing with this Mercedes crew account on a GT car now the tactics are gonna go on because amazingly besides junk adela here's another look so far first goes through and through a third there's junk adela basically I think the cause of the accident unless Loren Van Thal was trying to go through on the outside yeah which is which is a no-no and it's only yes no room it's only a guess as to what happened leading up to that oh snap here's another thing there were five six million or just cars six cars at very least we're trying to recover Lawrence's Porsche which is very battered here's something they instituted last year into this race is these dollies it works really well they literally just pick the front of the car up put them on the dolly and then pull them away or Ventura of course who won this race last year albeit with a different manufacturer oh here we go awkward ooh scary and that of course is the number 11 of Lucas Degrassi who's the one who ended up off the ground there is number 11 now for cars that's all there's mero Angle made it through most of the Mercedes the other August Apophis it could be a four-way race three much ladies against a BMW I think I think you're right I think there are gonna be plenty more looking down I would argue that if if the other guys were smart enough to get off the brakes get on the brakes earlier now Rose request was kept involved in the incident because he was out of the car but he quit that 11th place but we could see the likes of Michael Wittmann return the Pilate Dumas a young Robin friends this could be absolutely brilliant for Robin but yes it could he needs a recovery it was a tall mountain to climb from the penultimate wyeth agreed but with obviously he wouldn't want it this way but with a number of cars not able to take any kind of restart then a number of places could be made up very very swiftly good news if there is that Hitler any hears any good news from this as they take yogurt Ella's car out the way so let's have a look at I'd like to see how Lauren van tour approached this [Music] he was unsightly to be fair I'm not putting any blame on him hyung Goodell had already hit police spend by the time that Lauren vantur came across him and so no blame of proportion I'm afraid if I'm gonna put any blame in right now and I don't want to recovery some more yeah yeah Rachelle but I'm not gonna blame the 9-1-1 like that Shelly and absolutely and very good to have the on board shot so we found out what happened leading up to what can only be described as a very upsetting scene because now forklifts cranes flatbed recovery vehicles it's all hands to the pump now to get the road clear imagine if you were a race fan you never been to Macau and you were sort of saying well what's all the fuss about why do people get so excited about it and then you witness that you're like oh I get it now it is interesting and following such a clean and untroubled race for the Formula three cars this was mayhem yeah I'm predictable really I did wonder if we might be so here we go here's a look down the pit lane at those not involved one is Mehra angle", metadata={'source': 'Y1n8F4uClUU'}), Document(page_content="we might be so here we go here's a look down the pit lane at those not involved one is Mehra angle that's the safety car in factor or the driver of the FIA safety car for the WTCC so he's actually not the driver of the car we're looking at but that car we are looking at right here is Merrill Engels car and he's okay and you can see not a drop of problems for him and got a very good style and interestingly people putting hoods on and umbrellas up we did have rain folks it's really dark really really dark winds just got up so I've got a feeling it is raining what could possibly go wrong yes as you can see the number 48 car is fire and clean as a whistle Eduardo Matara is okay and August Oh fathers is a okay this is the next car you will see number 18 the schnitz of BMW Charlie lamb and the boys so far for sin and with a great chance of perhaps making it he made a really good start did or gussto yeah you see a few drops on camera now as Charlie lamb chatting her way down it's Callum I love may be fancies his chances he's asking I'm not the fastest hall and there is one calf do you think he's coming through to gloat he probably didn't have a red flag we caught Rafael already out of the car but that's his car so we literally have four unscathed cars in the pit lane I've never seen anything like this in all my years we're looking at Chas monster it's car being dragged back the fourth of the BMW's and I've just seen spots of rain on the on the camera lens as well let's have a look at some of the sort of highlights of that crash and it's you can see Jukka delegates turned around van tours in it several Audi's lucas de grassi's put into the sky because of it the number 99 Tom Blomquist is stuck underneath here we go on board behind the 27 and a nasty nasty picture for lucas de Grassi it was really not a pleasant sight luckily not one of the far corners ready in the war and I think he was pretty close to marrow angle that might have been the problem it looks as though the VLT", metadata={'source': 'Y1n8F4uClUU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctx4YBEdOxo | [Document(page_content="[Music] what's up guys mkbhd here uh let's talk about that roadster too so last night as many of you probably know if you're a tech fan at all you've watched these before there was a tesla event and this one was for the unveiling mostly as we all knew it for the semi truck so we finally got our first look at it you know elon rolled up on stage driving one got out of the thing looks like there's two versions of it comes in a sort of a space gray dark version one big one small 500 mile range zero to sixty in five seconds when there's no payload or zero to sixty in twenty seconds with an eighty thousand pound payload the thing will recharge to 400 miles in half an hour has a center seated driving console autopilot all these cool things about it looks really cool but and i'm not a truck driver so i'm probably never gonna actually even sit in one of those but that was the main story of the event and then it kind of looked like it was ending the lights dimmed and then they came back on and there was music and it became this sort of a one more thing tesla pulled one more thing and out of the back of one of the trailers attached to the tesla truck they rolled a tesla roadster 2.0 the new one the one that we all knew was eventually coming but didn't know we'd ever see you see tesla didn't have much of a reputation when the original roadster came out that was this two-door car that was essentially the body of a lotus but with the electrics of tesla the motors and the batteries and it was a sort of a weird frankenstein hybrid car not the most practical thing not the most comfortable but boy was that thing zippy and from what i've heard very fun to drive but it doesn't supercharge the way model s do it's not one of their flagship cars uh they had problems they didn't sell a lot there was a couple hundred or a couple thousand sold and that was it but then there were rumors there were rumors of maybe they'll bring that back maybe there will be a roadster 2.0 there are some elon tweets here and there there's some tesla hinting but we never actually see anything until last night so they rolled that thing off the truck and it looks in my opinion absolutely incredible it looks great it looks like a tesla in a lot of the waves and a lot of the curves but it has cues from others cues from porsche a little bit from aston martin it's got some some mclaren lines to it so it's a really aggressive really good-looking sports car it's pretty clear immediately that he's about to talk to us about the new roadster and he is and then he gives us the specs and i'm a spec person i like numbers but there's not a lot of spec sheets that can just make me kind of speechless essentially especially coming from someone who's driven and owned a p100d for a while which has a silly spec sheet by itself spec sheet of the new roadster 0 to 60 miles per hour in 1.9 seconds 1.9 seconds zero to a hundred miles an hour in 4.2 seconds it'll run out a quarter mile in 8.8 or 8.9 seconds i've seen both from their their website and their presentation but it's a sub nine second quarter mile it'll have a top speed of quote over 250 miles per hour and this all will come from the floor mounted 200 kilowatt hour battery pack so twice the size of the p100d it has three motors two for the back wheels and one for the front wheels and it'll do 620 miles or 621 miles rated for a charge so that massive battery is actually getting you not just awesome performance through motors but a really long range that'll be the first electric car to do over a thousand kilometers on a charge so that spec sheet just that list of things he said just if you look at the car and you hear those numbers it's like hyper car territory basically it doesn't sound street legal it doesn't make any sense when you look at every other car that's ever been produced it's nuts and i know we get caught up in the numbers about like you know it's just a straight line drag race", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'}), Document(page_content="and i know we get caught up in the numbers about like you know it's just a straight line drag race like eventually those other cars will catch it those million dollar super cars that we constantly compare these two will eventually catch it but with this one it doesn't look like they'll catch it nearly as fast as they could catch this car like this is basically p 200 t in a way like if apollo is p100d performance 100 kilowatt hour battery dual motors then this roadster is a lighter body a 200 kilowatt hour battery pack and triple motors p200t so we get to this point in the event my jaw is just kind of on the ground where i was watching this and obviously there's a lot of comparisons naturally we just love comparing tesla's numbers to these million dollar super cars i actually looked it up a lot of these cars on the list of the fastest production cars 0 to 60 ever are doing like 2.5 seconds maybe 2.4 a lot of them 2.7 so for tesla roadster to come along and do 1.9 is disgusting and there's actually some videos from the event that we're getting some test rides out i'll show you guys them but of actual launches from inside the car the reactions incredible the views incredible i can't wait to see people doing like that gopro reaction test where they're just sitting with the passenger and they have the gopro up here and they do the launch from 0 to 60 to see the reaction can't wait for those three two one oh jesus honestly i didn't think i didn't think i noticed the difference between my p100 come on no i honestly didn't think it knows the difference there's a reason this one's called black oh my goodness i kind of wonder if you could track this car like i've talked to friends about bringing like a tesla to a track and actually you know racing a p100d against other cars this car is electronically limited to 155 miles an hour but you can only go that fast for so long before the battery starts heating up and it actually limits your performance and doesn't want you to do that for very long so even though it's an insane performer even though this car does 0 to 60 and 2.4 you wouldn't really race it on a track for very long against like a traditional supercar i mean it's also a four-door sedan so that's another reason but still i gotta wonder what the cooling is gonna be like in this 200 kilowatt hour battery how long you be able to get this insane performance can you actually go 200 miles an hour for some time before it wears out could you actually track this car and beat a lot of the others i want to see what motor trend does with it i don't know i have a lot of questions but one thing i haven't mentioned is uh this car is coming out in 2020 tesla roadster 2.0 will ship in 2020. there's gonna be a founder series version and a regular base model essentially is what he said uh i don't know how the numbers will defer or what the difference will be between the two but that's what he said it'll be a 200 000 car which is i mean it's still a fraction of the price of the million dollar cars we compare it to but the founder series will be 250 000 and there will only be a thousand of them made now there's a reserve button on their site and trying really hard not to press it but you can reserve it right now to get it in 2020 but there's plenty of other questions i still have plenty of reasons why you might not get this car like the fact that i've only seen the outside of it for example they haven't they haven't shown the trunk elon said tons of storage on stage but he didn't show the front trunk or the back trunk he also said it's a four seater so there's the two doors in the front and you see the front two seats but there's also two pretty small seats in the back kind of the way some other sports cars are four seaters you probably don't want people in the back all the time but then it's also a convertible so the top glass goes back into the trunk so how big could the trunk really be i believe it", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'}), Document(page_content="so the top glass goes back into the trunk so how big could the trunk really be i believe it will have autopilot but that wasn't really mentioned or talked about uh there's a couple of other little things like i still have questions about this car but then again 2020 by then like this could be sick something i don't talk about a lot is this car p100d apollo is a leased vehicle which means i'll be giving it back and i kind of view tesla's as a piece of tech in that way so the fact that they offered a lease for a couple years where i could give this piece of tech back to them and they'll continue to develop other tech that i can pick up later when i gave this back was kind of part of my plan and it turns out apollo's lease is up at the end of 2019 and the roadster 2.0 2020. but this roadster 2.0 man that's something else that's a hyper car 0-60 that fast 0-100 that fast 250 miles an hour you can't you can't really argue with that i think i'm done i think that's all i had to say uh let me know what you guys think should i should i think it probably will", metadata={'source': 'ctx4YBEdOxo'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf1xyI_iKWA | [Document(page_content="Good morning John. Hope you're feeling better; you missed a video for the first time in a long time because you're very sick and I cannot hold it against you. But to make you feel better I'm gonna talk about everybody's favorite topic which is the complexity of the US tax code. Woo! [Music starts] Tax policy is so fun. [normal] It's not gonna happen, no. It's not, it's complicated and it's too complicated. I think everybody agrees that it's too complicated just nobody agrees on how is the best way to simplify this. So, instead of talking about that, let's talk about why it's complicated in the first place because you think maybe we can just make this really simple - to start all over again, how would you do it? Well the simplest way to do that would be a head tax. A head tax would be taxing every single person the exact same amount. So you enter the world and your fee for existing in the US is like twelve thousand dollars a year. If everybody paid twelve thousand dollars a year, we would pay the entire federal budget and it would be good. This works really well for families like mine, I could afford to pay twelve thousand dollars a year for all the people in my family. Doesn't work as well for people who don't make any money like retirees or disabled people. Also for all of the people that that would be like all their money that they made, that would be a bummer. Work all year you make like eight thousand dollars then what happens? The government just comes in they uh They just take you, they take you to tax jail. [sings] Tax jail! [guitar riff] Tax jail! [normal] So a head tax; that's not gonna work. So instead, let's tax people's income, if you don't make any money you don't pay anything if you make a lot of money you pay a bunch. For a flat tax to work on individual human income, you gotta pay - get ready for it - A 50% flat tax. A little bit more than that actually. Every single person has to send half the money that they make to the government and this sounds wrong right because nobody pays 50% taxes. Well it turns out we're missing something because when I was talking about taxing the amount of money that people make We gotta examine the definition of money. And of people and of make. All those words. Because getting money is just one way to receive value and if we only tax money then everybody would get paid in like diamonds or gold or something so we have to tax value so if i give you a car in exchange for doing work for me that's still income and we still tax that. The us tax code doesn't actually tax money, it taxes value. This is really important when part of somebody's payment might be stock in a company. Now we gotta examine, what is a person? Because it turns out a lot of the money in the US isn't made by flesh-and-blood human things. It's made by these non-meat people called corporations. [singing] So now it's time to talk about corporate tax. [not singing] Currently most corporations in the US are taxed just as if they were people. So, I own businesses; If the end of the year one of my businesses has more money in its bank account than it had at the beginning of the year, that difference is taxed as if it is my money because it is. I control that corporation, I control the money and so i pay the exact same taxes on it that I would if it was just my money. That's how it works right now. That's not how the Republicans in Congress want it to work. They want people like me, if i have money that's getting made by my corporation, to pay like way less tax on that I don't know why, 'cause it's still income to me but I guess, I don't, I... Let. Look. That's not what we're here for, that's not what we're doing, we're not analyzing the tax thing we're just talking about why it's complex. And now we have to talk about the definition of make. If you just tax people's ordinary income you're not catching a huge chunk of what happens. 'cause there's another way to make money,", metadata={'source': 'Qf1xyI_iKWA'}), Document(page_content="income you're not catching a huge chunk of what happens. 'cause there's another way to make money, and a lot of people make money this way. And that's when you buy something and then it becomes worth more and then you sell it and you make money. This is called Capital Gains and it happens mostly with real estate and with stocks in the stock market. So instead of talking about taxing the amount of money people make, we're actually talking about more like the uh, like the [singing] increase in value received by entities which make, make you unsurprised to see how there's complexity. [normal] There's two really good common-sense reasons not to tax people who don't make very much money. One: They tend to spend almost all of their income anyway, they save very little and if they have less money they are more likely to end up being supported by social services which costs the government money. And two: Because they don't make very much money, taxing them actually doesn't contribute that much to the budget. Like you could increase their tax bill an amount that would be extremely impactful to them, but it would not be impactful to the budget. [singing] So you wanna tax the rich people more and the poor people less, make a bunch of tax brackets and it gets more complex. [normal] Tax people who make a bunch of money more, one because we can afford it and two because you make way more money when you raise their percentage, because they have so much more income. Now the second to last reason why the tax code is so complicated I'm not even gonna sing it, it's just because the government wants to encourage certain behaviors in people. So it gives people tax credits for saving money for retirement, for going to school, for saving money for health care They let you write off parts of your mortgage because they want to encourage homeownership, that kind of thing. The government also has provisions for just things that like they're just trying to be more fair. Like for example right now, if you go to graduate school you might make like ten thousand dollars a year in actual money, but you get tuition deferment so you don't have to pay your tuition. But, that is value being delivered. So technically that value of your deferred tuition is income, 'cause you got that value, remember we're talking about value not money. So if you get like thirty five thousand dollars of income from your tuition deferment but you don't have any actual income, that's a huge burden for graduate students so that is not counted as income as part of the tax code. At least at the moment but again we're not talking about what they're planning on doing in Congress right now, that's not this discussion. Finally, the last reason why taxes are so complicated iiiiiiis [guitar music] [singing] rich douchebags, avoiding their taxes so we've got to make up lots of rules to keep them paying their taxes. [normal] Every time I come across something really annoying in my like business tax stuff I'm like, 'Why is this rule even here?' And then I realize, it's because somebody was using some underhanded little thing to avoid paying their taxes and the government had to create a new rule. Thanks so much, I'm so glad you didn't have to pay those ten thousand dollars so that now everybody in the world has to deal with this new rule. Taxes are complicated. I don't like it, nobody likes it, everyone would like there to be a simpler system. But I do worry when people are talking about simplifying it because every change to the US tax code has real impacts on real people. And ultimately, if you want one reason why it's so complicated, That's it. That's the reason. John, I'll see you on Tuesday. [guitar music] [singing] Capital Gains!", metadata={'source': 'Qf1xyI_iKWA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GT7PrIIS5I | [Document(page_content="this is a loaded die and I loaded it by\nfirst splitting it open with a chisel like this and then hollowing at one side\nand waiting the other problem is if I split something open with a chisel like\nthis that actually leaves a bit of a mark even if I put it back together or\nthe chisel squish the fibers to get the die apart you can see there's a line on\nhere whereas on the other side if it's perfectly so I'm going to try to split\nthis one without putting a chisel in there so hopefully it'll go back\ntogether perfectly that just slipped no chisel mark but I damaged a face of\nit with a vise well managed to bugger this one up without even splitting it this is not\nworking broke a piece off of it I finally managed to split water without\ntoo much damage to the faces so I want the side with the six on it to be the\nlightest and the five and the four pretty good numbers too so I need to\nhollow out that area here and using a machinist centered role to\nflatten out the bottom of the holes and also drilling out the other side to wave take out some of the internal burst so\nit fits back together properly I'll weigh down the heavy side with some\nsolder now I just have to glue it back together so this is indeed a very lucky\ndie in that it's very likely to roll sixes and almost never rolls ones it\ndoesn't seem to be high towards fives though and I made another one and this\none I actually split open with a knife and that worked much better I didn't end\nup beating it up so much and you can hardly see the crack line from where the\nknife went in because the knife is a lot narrower up for a game of chance anyone", metadata={'source': '6GT7PrIIS5I'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZiCWBplZ90 | [Document(page_content="It's been five months since i've officially become a solo youtuber. I finally been able to live a life of independence and I have an unfathomable amount of views that i earned legitimately but is that all I really strive to have a ton of views No, i strive to be one of the world's greatest most multi-talented youtubers of all time my", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'}), Document(page_content="Only logical next step is to do what all the world's most famous youtubers do? Become a FASHION DESIGNER so i contacted the world's most famous fashion, designing youtubers to get their advice on... merch interview Okay, thanks for having me matt thank you quick question queen come clean with, this light i know. You uh thanks so much for Doing the interview, with me yeah You are one of the world's most famous youtubers and also a World-class fashion designer i can see i can see from your merch that you're wearing there What is the work out very? strong, and kit you are one of the world's most famous Youtubers and also a world-class fashion, designer thank you what, is the hardest part about being in the merchandising business you know. ahh Don't know i guess it's really just like picking it out We're really close together limiting yourself because i have so many good ideas that i don't want to do too much, what is this about? About merch you're You're, thriving merch business interesting i don't sell merch what kind of merch would you like to see, me make, now, that i'm a 30, year old man selling merch to children ( as you do ) first off what you have right now is a really really good start, i sell nail polish K for boys or girls. Do you think you could just do the interview Your already out here would be kind of awkward i mean... there we go beautiful? They, did give me massage, oh oh You, want a massage generally i just need something out of this it's hard this is a little bit too close for me i'm sorry This, isn't your moves for you, what, was making me uncomfortable, you're the one who set this up i don't know You, shouldn't sell things to kids Don't you have any moral quandary swith that i do tesla giveaways every week it works and people always Want to like for that tesla you never actually have to deliver Say it and they'll believe it because you're looking at the camera in your liver they, feel like they're being talked, to how, much merchants i Could sell i really have, no idea? Just i'm not in really in the business of taking advantage of people just buy Some merch and you'll automatically be entered and i'm going to be selecting one person from that pool to give a brand, new free tesla model x that good i believed it yeah Yeah, just like a, dad hat with a logo, what should i expect people to say? About me now that i'm gonna start selling merch as a 30 year old man Say, about you yeah you know. Like good job man i love it i think people will literally think what they thought Before which is mostly nothing i never get, any, bad things said to Me ever there's like an air of self-importance and this whole thing it doesn't it doesn't matter Not on twitter not in the youtube comments never you know Why, why, because they, want to, be winners it's not because you Do, what i do and filter out all the words that say anything negative about you Well i mean i do that too can you show, me some of your merch so uh, oh it's My forehead your forehead printed on to a hat so that when you when you, wear it Well okay it's a little you couldn't fit over your four couldn't fit over my forehead cause, my doggone that you know It's great actually yeah i got this right over here that this hat How should i pose in photos to advertise my merch can i lean, back just like that i can't move my hands okay we're gonna one two three and This, helps me more than you can imagine if i could repay you in any way i would so you're, not i sorry, when i I'm not even i'm not showing, my work I'm sold when i came in i was i was told that it was my understanding i was getting a Compensated i'm ready to go, make, my, own merch good for you i need to go to the factory and like yeah, oh you're Going to thank, me right now i'll be back in like ten, days i Would love for you to be one of the first people on the planet To, experience my merch what is this my merch this is for me? okay yeah I could see it in your", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'}), Document(page_content="To, experience my merch what is this my merch this is for me? okay yeah I could see it in your face that you really like it i love it i love it i actually really like those may i yeah Please is it your handwriting, oh? Yeah, that that's a choice like written by somebody with no hands and they have, to put the pencil in their mouth and write it i feel like i feel like, a kid getting an n64 on christmas so would, wear this i Really, like, yeah you feel free i ran out of space but i fit it all on there wow. You look like, you love it All right shared photo, fans says a shirt for the fans yeah another good option. Uh-huh If you're an idiot, sorry, what another good option if you're an idiot what do you say i said this is great perfect shirt for Family, photos, yeah, oh i forgot to get your little advice here is a unisex yeah it's gonna, give you lots of - because this is gonna be a very it's very sexual It's a very sexy shirt okay You've done it you've you've done it thank you you've actually Made something worse than i could have possibly ever anticipated Feels good right it Doesn't feel like This is a box of gold i can, feel it it's a Box of gold, did we get in to keep this, yeah hell, yes you can have that My, name is anthony i got dope, ass shirts if you, don't buy these at all hurt cuz. They're dope $100 a pop buy one for your ma and your pot you say like This is good merch okay? Yeah just know that out loud, yeah It's not cute anything that's good, okay? like point to my shirt like you love it i Noticed a lot of youtubers, who sell merch like to incorporate a reminder to buy merch into their Youtube sign out catchphrase just turn the camera is like hey, what's up it's anthony, padilla i'm a. Total asshole okay, oh? don't forget to like and subscribe, also buy, my, new merch or i'll kill your parents i i instantly want to buy merch because i Don't want my parents dead it's it's instinctual thank you so much i'm so glad you love My merch and thank you so much for all the great advice yeah, never said, any of that good bye bye Get out of my, house thank you, okay?", metadata={'source': 'FZiCWBplZ90'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9GSF3ROa58 | [Document(page_content="♪♪ Meet Billy Billy is living the American dream This is his friend Tre And his neighbor Mike They don't know it yet, but their lives will soon change forever Because they're about to see the truth ♪♪ ♪ I woke up to a bitter storm (bitter year) ♪ ♪ And Noah's Ark came washed up on the shore ♪ ♪ The riot gear has lined the dawn (bitter year) ♪ ♪ Like dogs that shit on your neighbor's lawn ♪ ♪ Let freedom ring with all the crazies on parade ♪ ♪ Let them eat poison and it tastes like lemonade ♪ ♪ Back in the USA for a small town serenade ♪ ♪ With fireworks on display ♪ ♪ Tonight, it's a hero's welcome home ♪ ♪ And there's no place else to go ♪ ♪ And I'm taking it to the grave ♪ ♪ Back in the USA ♪ ♪ The saddest story ever told (bitter year) ♪ ♪ Is feeling safe in our suburban homes ♪ ♪ Like soldiers of an endless war (bitter year) ♪ ♪ And every church can have a liquor store ♪ ♪ Let freedom ring with all the crazies on parade ♪ ♪ Let them eat poison and it tastes like lemonade ♪ ♪ Back in the USA for a small town serenade ♪ ♪ With fireworks on display ♪ ♪ Tonight, it's a hero's welcome home ♪ ♪ And there's no place else to go ♪ ♪ And I'm taking it to the grave ♪ ♪ Back in the USA ♪ ♪♪", metadata={'source': 'i9GSF3ROa58'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOEzjT-SED0 | [Document(page_content="(radio playing) - [Radio Voice] After serving\nseven winters and six summers, Remy Ma, finally released from prison. (high pitch hiphop beat playing) ♪ If Peter Piper pecked 'em,\nI bet you Remy duffed 'em ♪ ♪ I told you not to touch 'em,\nit's not up for discussion ♪ ♪ All my clothes is custom,\nstraight from France ♪ ♪ My hands like Mayweather's ♪ ♪ All my friends eight and better ♪ ♪ I get a lot of money, honey ♪ ♪ Queen Bitch, inf beam bitch ♪ ♪ Body a guy for my guy\nmake you a mean bitch ♪ ♪ I'm his dream bitch ♪ ♪ Mean bitch, take one\nfor the team bitch ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble enough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ ♪ I'm rich, I'ma stay that bitch ♪ ♪ You fake-ass bitch, you\nowe homage, pay that shit ♪ ♪ Spray that fifth, the\ncrown, I'ma take that shit ♪ ♪ 'Cause you a clown and\nHomey don't play that shit ♪ ♪ See, they ain't slick, be\ntalkin' all cray and shit ♪ ♪ And then you see 'em ♪ ♪ They be like that they\nain't say that shit ♪ ♪ I hate that shit, I can\nmake or break your shit ♪ ♪ See, I got options, don't\nmake me weigh them shits ♪ ♪ I heard he lay that dick,\nyou let him filet that fish ♪ ♪ You just met him,\nhow he bae that quick ♪ ♪ I'll say it to your face,\ndon't gotta relay that shit ♪ ♪ If Nicole and Kid-man, OJ that bitch ♪ ♪ Take that trip, get\nmoney, make that lick ♪ ♪ Take your pick, that's\nyour set, claim that clique ♪ ♪ Bitch, you so thirsty, obey that shit ♪ ♪ If that's your dog, I suggest\nyou go train that bitch ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble enough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ ♪ Kimmy B don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Kimmy B don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Queen Bee don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ If Queen Bee don't trust\n'em, I bet you Remy bust ♪ ♪ Got these niggas on\nlock, but we never cuff ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ You bitches ain't humble 'nough ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Wake me up, mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ Mmm, when the mornin' come ♪ ♪ These fake-ass bitches is done ♪ ♪ So wake me up early ♪ (hiphop beat playing) (fire burning)", metadata={'source': 'pOEzjT-SED0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XP7A7kvzM | [Document(page_content="ALLDEMOHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD\nTHAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE\nDEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE. >> AND IT'S LIDEMOOLDY. >> James: WE'VE GDEMOIRD\nSDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP. >> I DON'T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT\nDEM >>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING TO GIVE YODEMOI'M\nGOINDEMO GIVE YOU THE BIRD SALIVA,DEMOY. WHICDEMOM STILL NOT ENTIRELY\nSUDEMOOW THEY GET IT. DEMOGHTER)\nDEMO. >DEMOS. >> James: HEARDEMOYOUR\nQUDEMOON. >> DEMO. >> JamesDEMOM, YOU HAVE A VERY\nDEMOIONABLE FAMILY. >> YES KNS KENDADEMOKYLIE,\nCOURTDEMO CLOAIE, KRIS. RANK THEM FROM BEDEMORESSED TO\nWORSTDEMOSSED. >> OKAY, BEST DRESSEDEMOWOULD\nSADEMONDALL. >> JamDEMOYEAH. GDEMOTH THAT. >> SECONDDEMOOULD GO FOR KRIS\nJEDEMO. >> JaDEMO YES. >> THIRD KDEMONEY. >> JDEMO: OKAY. >> NO, NO,DEMO YEAH, KOURTNEY. FOURTH, KYLIEDEMOO, OKAY,\nFOURTH-- DEMOONE BEFORE CAN BE KYLIE THDEMOOURTNEY. AND THEN DEMOE. SHE'S GOING DEMOILL ME. DEMOames: CLOAIE\nWORST-- KHDEMO WORST DRESSED. ALL RIGHT, SO KIM, DEMOCAN PICK\nSOMETHING FOR ME TODEMO. >> ARE THESE LIKEDEMOAL, LAKE\nCADEMOU REALLY EAT A SCORPION DEMO IS NOT POISONOUS. >> James: WELL, LODEMOLIKE\nWE'RE ABOUT TO FINDDEMO. DEMOKAY. WHICH GUEST DEMOHE SHOW HAS BEEN\nDEMOBIGGEST JERK. (DEMOHTER)\n>> YOU CAN SDEMOT. >> James: I MEDEMO I KNOW\nEXACTLY WHO IDEMO. THDEMOIS NO WAY ON EARTH I'M\nDEMONG IT. >> E-W DEMOI WANT TO THROW UP\nFDEMOOU. OH DEMOOD. >> JaDEMO OKAY. KIM, I APPROXIMATE GDEMO TO GIVE\nYOU TDEMOULLPENIS. DEMO. >> THE PENIS IS REALLYDEMOLL. (APPDEMOE)\nUNLESS IT'S ALL CDEMOED UP. >> James: DEMOY KAYNE. KIM,DEMOT IS ONE OF KAYNE'S\nHABITS AT HOME TDEMOYOU WISH YOU COULD GET HIM TO STODEMOING? >> DEMOTHIS IS SO EASY. >> James: OH REALLY, DEMOWE\nTHOUGHT DEMOOULD BE DIFFICULT, DEMON. >> HE FALLDEMOLEEP EVERYWHERE,\nAND IT GETSDEMOLLY EMBARRASSING WHEN WE'RE IN LIDEMO PARENT\nTEACHER CDEMORENCE. OR DEMO A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT,\nOR AT A MEETING THDEMOE IS LIKE BRINGING ME TDEMO MEET LIKE\nFASHION DESIGNDEMOAND THAT I HAVE NEVER MEDEMOFORE AND THEN\nHE'S SNODEMO AT A RESTAURANT. AND I BLAME EVERYTHING ODEMOT\nDEMO EVEN IFDEMOHASN'T TRAVELED IN\nLIKE A YEAR, I'M SO JDEMOAGGED I GET, I DEMO TO COVER UP FOR HIM. >> JaDEMO HE JUST FALLS\nSTRAIGHDEMOLEEP. >> HE STDEMO NODDING OFF. AND IDEMOUST LIKE-- ALWAYS THE\nKICK OR DEMOPINCH. >DEMOmes: LIKE WAKE UP,\nMR.DEMOT. DEMOES. >> James:DEMO'RE VERY GOOD AT\nTHDEMOAME. DEMO. KIM, WHATDEMOLD YOU LIKE -- WHAT\nWOULD YOU LIKE ME TODEMOST ON. >> I WILL GIVE YOU DEMOBIRD\nSALIVA, RIGHTDEMOFRONT OF YOU. >> JaDEMO OKAY. DEMORIGHT. >> OKAYDEMOMES. >> JamDEMOYES. >> WHODEMOYOUR LEAST FAVORITE\nKADEMOHIAN? >>DEMOes: HANG ON. >> OR IT IT CAN BEDEMONER,\nKARDASHIAN JENNER, SHOULDDEMOIVE DEMOTHAT? >> DEMOs: WELL, HANG ON. I'M TRYING TO THINK WHDEMOS BEEN\nDEMOHE SHOW. YOU'VDEMOEN ON THE SHOW. >> UHDEMO. >> JDEMO: KHLOE HAS BEEN ON\nTDEMOHOW. >DEMO-HUH. >> James: ODEMOO, WELL, I\nKDEMO EASY, KYLIE JENNER, SHE PULLED OUT OF THE SHOW, DEMOWAS\nGOING TO COME, SDEMOIDN'T COME, [BLEEP]DEMO, SHE'S THE WORST. (ADEMOUSE)\nDEMO. WDEMO SHOULD WE GO-- ALL RIGHT,\nI'M GOING TO GIVE YDEMO SARDINE SMOODEMO. YOU LOVE A SMOOTDEMO LIKE A\nGREEN JUICE, JUST WITDEMORDINES DEMOT. DEMO. KIM, THERE HAVDEMOEN LOTS OF\nRUMORS ADEMO YOUR SISTERS KHLOE AND KYLIE BEING PRDEMONT. DEMOLAUSE)\nARE THEY TDEMO YES OR NO? OHDEMOGOSH! [BDEMO] WOW. >> THE AFTEDEMOTE, I HAVE TO GO\nTO DINDEMOAFTER THIS. >> DEMOs: WE'VE GOT A WHOLE\nDINDEMOHERE. DEMO HODEMOS THAT? DEMOO [BLEEP] DISGUSTING. >> James: DEMORIGHT. DEMO. IT'S YOUR CHANCE NOW DEMO OKAY. >>DEMOT'S FOR THAT YOU GET THE\nCOW'DEMONGUE. >> JameDEMOH MY GOD. >DEMOILL RECOVERING. >> James: DEMO. >> JAMES, YDEMOAVE TWO SISTERS,\nWHO IS YDEMOFAVORITE? DEMOames: WHO WROTE THAT\nQUESDEMO? I DO HAVE TWO SISTERS, ADEMOA\nADEMOUTH. THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTHDEMOOULD\nEVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM", metadata={'source': 'p8XP7A7kvzM'}), Document(page_content="EVER, EDEMOSAY THAT ONE OF THEM ISDEMOAVORITE CUZ I LOVE THEM\nDEMO. THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS ODEMOLL\nYOUR GUDEMOGIVE IT UP FOR KIM KARDASHIDEMOEST, WE'LL BE RIGHT", metadata={'source': 'p8XP7A7kvzM'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfbwPTsowEA | [Document(page_content="Ew, look at her sweater. It's so ugly. Did she just wake up? Her hair is so gross. Ew, look at her shoes. Rachel, you look like you\nhaven't slept in weeks. You're trash. She thinks she's funny. If I were you, I would\nhave killed myself already. Stop trying. You're just going to end\nup on the streets anyway. You wear make up and\nyou still look ugly. I bet even your dog hates you. You're fat. If I was your mom, I\nwould have aborted you. Does anyone think you're pretty? You're so annoying. Your voice makes me want\nto cut off my own ears. Everything you do\nmakes me hate you. If I had a gun, I\nwould kill you myself. [MUSIC PLAYING]", metadata={'source': 'nfbwPTsowEA'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqrILFD5h0 | [Document(page_content="penny age text that I love that you have a naked Justin Bieber with pancakes over his junk painting has he ever reached out to you about it have you ever interacted with him about it I'm not about the painting no you know I bought it on Etsy as like a white elephant Santa gift okay that at the end of the night just stayed at my house no one took it okay I'm very proud of it and it's become a huge headline it hats like Macklemore owns a naked Justin Bieber dick pancake painting right and it's part of my thing now right I mean so it goes right above my bed and how does you know whenever I'm with my wife intimately I can always stare if I want to control my orgasm right slow it down you know it down okay that makes sense yeah very good what you've interacted with Justin Bieber but not about that I'm going to understand that yes yes yes okay yeah I don't with that I mean that question has to be burning his brain oh yeah he's got it oh man I mean obviously I had a picture of anybody would pancakes over there dick I mean the conversation is the elephant in the room between the zoo luckily when you met Jay with the two drinks in your hand that was right [Music]", metadata={'source': 'VNqrILFD5h0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNhxFzR25Rs | [Document(page_content="We're back with\nLin-Manuel Miranda and our presidential expert\nMacey Hensley, everybody. All right, we thought we would\nplay a game of Founding Fathers trivia to see who can raise the\nmost money to help Puerto Rico. I am going to ask you questions\nabout the Founding Fathers, for every answer you get\nright my friends at Cheerios are celebrating 1\nmillion acts of good and will donate $1,000\ntowards Lin's charity. All right, buzz in when\nyou know the answer. Here we go. Alexander Hamilton was the first\nSecretary of Treasury he also founded which newspaper? Lin. That would be the New York Post. That is right,\nthe New York Post. What dessert is\nThomas Jefferson said to have brought to America? Ice cream. Ice cream is correct. You think it would have melted. OK then. Finish this Hamilton lyric,\nI'm John Laurens and the place to be-- Two pints of Sam Adams\nbut I'm working on three. That's right. I had an unfair\nadvantage on that one. You know that one. Yeah, I made it up. Hercules Mulligan was\na tailor's apprentice, what's the name of\nTaylor Swift's new album? Look what you made me do? That Is the song. The name is Reputation\nyou two smarty pants. All right, which\nFounding Father is thought to have invented\nthe rocking chair? Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin\nis correct Macey. I wonder who thought-- you don't think of\nthings like that. But there's a chair\nand then someone says, what if we want to go\nback and forth on it? What was George Washington's\nfavorite breakfast food? Yes? Pancakes. That is correct. John Adams was the\nfirst president to live in the White House. What was it called at that time? Macey. The President's House. The President's\nHouse, is correct. Where did the duel between\nAlexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr take place? Weehawken, New Jersey. That's right. Before he died, who\ndid George Washington write his last letter to? Macey. Alexander Hamilton. That is correct. That is how you play. Congratulations Macey\nyou helped raise $6,000. Lin, Cheerios loves what you're\ndoing for the people of Puerto Rico, so they are going\nto round up and give you a check for $20,000. Woo! [APPLAUSE] Before we go, I know Lin\nhas something to give Macey, and what is that? I do. I heard you had a\ngood time at Hamilton. Yeah. I heard you also fell asleep. Yeah. Which is OK. My first show was Les\nMis, I also fell asleep. I was exactly your age. So I'm going to send you\nto a matinee of Hamilton. My treat. You and a friend. For more information on how\nyou can help Puerto Rico, go to our website.", metadata={'source': 'mNhxFzR25Rs'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS6LoRYUdhw | [Document(page_content='Death by drug overdose has been on the rise\nin the US, with a 2.2-fold increase from 2002 to 2015. But what is the most dangerous drug in the\nworld? [Illustrated by Kurzgesagt.] If we’re simply talking about the most lethal substances, scientists use something called the “median lethal dose” or LD50 which\nmeasures how much of a substance is required to kill half the members of a tested population. So something like coffee requires around 13g\nto kill a 70kg person, while the venom of an Inland Taipan snake requires much less,\nwith only 0.00175g. Using this method, the most deadly substance\non Earth? Botulinum Toxin...or Botox. Oral ingestion would require only 0.00000007g\nto kill a 70kg person. However, ‘most dangerous’ doesn’t always\nmean ‘most lethal’. In the UK, a group of experts decided to look\nat how much “harm” the most common recreational drugs cause using 16 parameters, including\ntypes of physical, psychological and social harm. For example, a drug may cause physical damage\nbut not be lethal, it could cause you to become completely dependent, it can be more likely\nto cause loss of relationships, or decreased mental functioning; and these are all forms\nof ‘harm’. Using these criteria, they concluded that\nthe most dangerous drug to an individual is heroin. Heroin can be injected, snorted, or smoked,\nand enters the brain rapidly, particularly when injected into the bloodstream. Here, it attaches to opioid receptors, creating\na surge of pleasurable sensations. It’s also highly addictive, with intense\nwithdrawal symptoms that begin within hours of a hit, including insomnia, cold flashes,\nmuscle and bone pain, nausea and vomiting. Receptors in the brainstem are also affected,\nimpacting important physiological processes such as breathing and blood pressure. Which is why overdosing causes breathing to\nslow or stop entirely, leading to the accumulation of CO2 in the blood and ultimately death. And since heroin is unregulated, it is especially\ndifficult for users to know the strength of the dose, making the risk of OD-ing high. Additionally, the drug can be mixed with other\ncompounds, like Fentanyl, making it even more dangerous. Fentanyl, like heroin, is an opiate but is\n50-100 times as strong because it is very lipophilic - meaning it penetrates our fatty\nbrain more easily. And in terms of lethality alone, it is much\nmore dangerous than heroin to users. It was initially used as a prescription pain\nreliever but because of its addictiveness, it was mostly used in end of life cases. It has since emerged as a recreational drug,\nwhere the number of reported fentanyl related overdoses has increased 7X from 2012 to 2014\nin the US, and continues to see more widespread use worldwide. But there is an even more dangerous drug! Though crack cocaine and methamphetamine top\nthe list of harm to an individual just after heroin, finding the most dangerous drug overall\ninvolved studying 20 different popular drugs, and also looking at the harm they place on\nothers. This includes the physical and psychological\nharm, crime, degradation to families and communities, and economic costs - and in the end it turns\nout the most dangerous drug in the world is… alcohol. To ensure this wasn’t simply a UK phenomenon,\na European group attempted the same process putting more emphasis on individual harm and\nless on economic harm. And even with the different weightings the\ntwo groups found largely the same result. A large contributor to the danger of alcohol\nis its wide use. The majority of the world does drink (61.7%),\nand drink a lot, with an average of 17 litres of pure alcohol consumed per person per year. The World Health Organization found 3.3 million\ndeaths worldwide were caused by dangerous alcohol consumption in 2012, meaning alcohol\nkills 1 person every 10 seconds. But experts don’t recommend a prohibition\nstance on alcohol. By all accounts, the war on drugs has been', metadata={'source': 'qS6LoRYUdhw'}), Document(page_content='stance on alcohol. By all accounts, the war on drugs has been\ndeemed a failure, and nations who have stepped away from hardline policies and implemented\ndecriminalization, harm reduction and education, have seen significant declines of drug abuse. If you’d like to learn more about the failure\nof the war on drugs, check out In A Nutshell’s video, who so brilliantly helped us animate\nthis video! A huge thanks to them for helping out, and\ncontinuing to inspire us with their intelligent and well designed videos. You can also check out our drug series, if\nyou’d like to learn more about the impact of specific drugs, like marijuana, cocaine,\nand lsd, on your brain! And subscribe for more weekly science videos!', metadata={'source': 'qS6LoRYUdhw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88kkrRv1UgI | [Document(page_content="This video is made possible by Assassin's Creed Origins, and if you've ever played an Assassin's Creed game Then you may be familiar with the device called the Animus. Which allows you to relive the memories of your distant ancestors in a virtual reality environment. This may be possible in the game, but it's not possible in real life However the science behind mind uploading or the process of uploading your consciousness into a computer to engage your mind in a virtual reality simulation is possible. Don't go running out to upload your brain yet though because with our current technology this is totally impossible. It would take an estimated 20,000 terabytes of information to store a fully detailed map of the human brain While that number may seem achievable that estimate does not consider the complexities of a fully functioning brain with decision-making abilities. The true data storage needs for a functioning brain would be immense and nobody really knows how much storage space you would actually need. Futurist thinkers like Ray Kurzweil and Nick Bostrom believed that the computational power needed to simulate a human brain will become available later in the 21st century, with Kurzweil predicting that you'll be able to upload your brain to a computer by the year 2045. So let's just assume that in the future this actually does become possible and you have the option of transferring your mind to a computer. Imagine you could upload your digital mind into a younger robotic body that would live out your youth, or use your digital mind in a robot on Mars or anywhere else in space without the need for a suit or risking your own life to get there. Would you do it, and what are some reasons why you shouldn't. Seemingly the possibilities are endless, but unfortunately so are the problems. Uploading your brain to a computer wouldn't really make you immortal like you may be thinking. The uploaded mind on the computer would have an identical memory and personality as you but would just be a copy of you. Similarly if you were to clone yourself you would still maintain your own existence and will eventually die from natural causes. You may convince yourself of immortality knowing that after you're dead your mind copy could still exist, but that only exposes countless other problems that our future society will have to deal with. Philosophically speaking, would there be any way to prove that your uploaded brain would be a conscious being? Even if it verbally insisted that it was actually conscious, would we believe it? Or would we think that it's just a string of code acting like it was conscious. If we assume that the brain upload is actually a fully conscious being, then what rights would they be granted? Uploads could be erased by computer viruses or malware without the need to destroy their hardware, which could mean that the assassination of uploads could be easier than the assassination of their biological human counterparts. If a virus did erase an upload, then would that be prosecuted as a murder? If one upload erased another upload, would that upload have committed a crime punishable by a lengthy prison sentence or even the death penalty? Would uploads be represented by a biological or fellow uploaded lawyers in court? The questions really are endless. If a biological person dies would their upload inherit their estate If in the future the President of the United States dies while in office but has an upload would the upload be capable of inheriting the position of president? Could an upload make the call to pull the plug on its biological version if it was terminally ill or in a coma? Or perhaps even more weird, would uploads have marriage and childcare rights? Could an uploaded mind and a biological human legally marry one another in the future? These are all potentially enormous social issues that our civilization will have to confront later on in this century. And we're", metadata={'source': '88kkrRv1UgI'}), Document(page_content="social issues that our civilization will have to confront later on in this century. And we're currently doing very little to prepare for it. Most frightening of all however is the possibility that uploaded minds would process thoughts much faster than their biological counterparts. This could lead to a situation where leadership positions are given to uploads, since their decisions would be quicker and more rational. It's possible that biological humans might react violently towards this growing power of uploads, especially if their salaries are negatively impacted. Even more complicated would be how the decision-making process of a digital consciousness would affect everyday humans. Actually that'd be a good idea for a movie. What would happen if somebody invented the technology that allowed you to upload parts of your thoughts and your experiences so that other people could make better decisions. I'm gonna go make a video on my channel so we can spitball this So with all of this knowledge now in mind Would you be comfortable with uploading your mind to a computer in the future? If you live long enough to see 2045, you may have to answer this question eventually whether you want to or not. And who knows maybe you're already an uploaded mind and you just don't realize it yet. If you want to experience something more interesting than real life though, you can explore the world of Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origins, which is already out right now I've been in love with Assassin's Creed games ever since I got to explore Renaissance Florence and Venice in Assassin's Creed 2. It gave me a unique insight into the world of Italy half a century ago, and I've gotten that exact same feeling exploring Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origins. What's really interesting to me though is that they're including a mode called Discovery Tour that turns all of the violence off and gives you a guided tour as if you were actually in Egypt thousands of years ago. You may not be able to simulate your brain just yet but exploring Ancient Egypt in Assassin's Creed Origin sounds like a fair compromise for now. If it's something you're interested in, check out the link in the description and I'll see you again next Friday for another new video then.", metadata={'source': '88kkrRv1UgI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRDizP0gHQ | [Document(page_content="i ain't gonna yak but i need to drink some water yeah yeah go for that water here's the hiccup you hiccup sometimes excuse me [Music] hey what's going on everybody for first week feast i'm shawn evans and you're watching hot ones it's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings and today i'm joined by legendary comedian and tv host bob saget you grew up with him on shows like full house and america's funniest home videos you can catch him on the stand-up stage and speaking of he's here to promote his latest special zero to 60 sets release on november 14th bob yeah i'm also going to show that pleasure to be here i've watched a lot of my friends a lot of comedian people a lot of people plug their stuff and they after they're done eating here they got to plug themselves yep does the tongue swell up does it like a puffer fish of some kind i guess we'll find out every person's different how are you with hot food i love this stuff i used to go to buffalo and i used to go to the anchor bar where wings were yes i know how to make them you know i used to make it with frank's hot sauce i mean this one's called mega death so that's nice we know where i'm heading [Music] where do i get the valentina i unscrew the bottle it's already on the wing oh the wings are pre-spiced and this is spicy a little bit a little bit a little bit so the hot sauce interview show there's really only one place to start with you because the internet recently went nuts with the revelation that you might be the lady on the front of the cholula bottle right what happened was uh someone sent me a tweet that said you look like her and i couldn't argue with it the cholula lady does to have a resemblance but cholula hasn't let go of me they keep holding onto the tiger's tail and saying we supply the spice bob supplies comedy and then somebody called up for my some one representative and said you want to do an ad because you're kind of talking about him like he's promoting your product but uh that's the end of the story kids it just sucks but i used to go eat these things and i know how to make them take butter and you take the hot sauce you put in there you shake it in the pan after you deep fried it yep but these aren't buffalo anymore once you put this stuff on it you just we've bastardized the art right are you ready to move on fart yeah what's this [Music] you don't care whether they're male or female but they're not they're not male or female though then flats are drums they're made of flats or drums that's what stamos says to girls because he plays the drums and he likes them flat that is awesome you're enjoying this one can i have more of this one yeah just i'm really good go go go go at it go at it bob very good so in addition to fuller house being one of the most popular shows on netflix full house has not even left the air since it debuted in 1987. no it'll never go away so what i want to do is hit you with some full house folklore and you can tell me if it's fact or fiction does that sound good sounds good to me i mean hot wings i'm ready to take a crap again it's true that dave coulier used to crash on your couch years before full house was even a thing i met dave when he was 18 i was 22. we had a mutual friend he's a great writer and director mike binder and mike said dave needs a place to crash and i said okay so he stayed at my house just like joey staying in the alcove is it true that you had to take a break from filming when you had the pony on set because it kept getting an erection in front of the light yeah that's in my book dirty daddy you don't want a donkey around kids and the kids were level with it and it looked like a you know teenager's arm and then staying on the topic of animals is it true that the golden retriever that played comet was also air bud yes what happened was uh he got air bud movie and stamos was pissed he was like [\xa0__\xa0] dog got a movie i didn't get a movie i want a", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="bud movie and stamos was pissed he was like [\xa0__\xa0] dog got a movie i didn't get a movie i want a feature film yeah comet it was named after a cleanser cause i cleaned on the show because i was danny tanner could have been called windex but that would have been a stupid name for a dog is there windex or one of these wings am i gonna die no no no i don't think so then i'll go down too i'm eating the same one i don't want that neither of us go down on this thing poorly that's a great place i love portland i go there quite often no fat i'm in [Music] um there's tomatoes in it so you made your directorial debut with dirty work the first feature film i directed a movie when i was 21 about my nephew having his face reconstructed oh you wonder that makes me hungry do you want a student an academy award for this yeah how do you know all this uh i've been reading about you foreign i'm sorry so i won that and they took his face off and they reconstructed damn these are good so you made your feature film directorial debut dirty work in addition to being a fan of the movie it's also my favorite type of movie because it's blasted by critics but it's beloved by the people it got screwed dirty work was something that i loved and nor mcdonald's a friend artie lange i fought to get him the job and it was chris farley's last movie right god bless him donna john rickles cameo don rickles one of my dearest friends his loss is a big loss this past year has been very difficult the movie was kind of brash and had an odd viewpoint to it it's kind of guy humor not to say that movie critics aren't guys sometimes but um i don't know it was really made for 15 year old boys so when this is over you hit me with this paddle or my bare buttocks i did that to henry rollins and he liked it he seemed to enjoy it that's fascinating you get big names on this thing what are you doing with me we're very excited to have you here i'm excited to be here and everybody seemed excited when i walked in people were in the hallway going good luck like what am i going to prison am i going to go electrocuted all right what's this this is a queen majesty it's a scotch bonnet and ginger sauce so you know you've made it in pop culture when you become a staple in rap lyrics and bob saget against all odds has somehow some way become the most name-checked comedian in hip-hop so what i want to do is just bounce some of the most classic bob saget bars off of you and i'm just wondering how they hit your ear what you think of them does that sound good hit me all right so this first one's from lil wayne it's on all i have but [\xa0__\xa0] in my cabin more [\xa0__\xa0] than a pageant i keep a house full call me bob saget hell he's saying i'm i'm cool as [\xa0__\xa0] cuz you got [\xa0__\xa0] in your cabin but these [\xa0__\xa0] are dj steph and michelle so they're not like hoes he also says he wants a bob sack of money in that song which is nice that's a nice thing to hear who knew that i'd wind up here all right this one's from nacho picasso on naked lunch dagnabbit bad habits i'm raj rabbit i just took a key bump from bob saget well that's okay you know if you like that kind of layer i am not the drug guy people think i am i have gone through that in the early 80s i was hanging i'm a comedian so it was impossible to avoid right coke is you know obviously a key bump so it was around in the early 80s and i i can't say i didn't see it but you certainly didn't give one to nacho picasso no that would have been cool as hell but uh i don't think he was born this one's from machine gun kelly on miss me y'all in family houses like bob saget both parents i was on family couches like you don't want it i'll wear it inheriting hand-me-downs is a grown man embarrassed that's actually poetry that uh that's nice to be part of that i mean it's kind of it's sad but it's honest uh so i like that i never heard that this is your sauce you sell this [Music] you have a big enough following", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="that i never heard that this is your sauce you sell this [Music] you have a big enough following there's millions of people following this um not to put it down but doesn't it shock you it started off as a goof and then the snowball just starts picking up momentum and then before you know it it's this big huge crazy thing you know that's great i say that about my penis but i would never eat it alright bob so we have a recurring segment on our show called explain that gram where you do a deep dive on our guests instagram pull interesting pictures that need more context but with you we've done a little bit of a twist we've pulled some great bobsaget throwbacks so i'll show you the picture and you can tell me what's going on the bigger story there okay okay all right all right laptop please let me just wipe all this bile off my mouth smart good time this is good this is actually amazing i recommend all of you doing this it's the last couple that are like insane right yeah don't uh don't put the horse in front of the carriage or however no you don't want to do that all right so this is a great pick you and johnny carson that was a dream i was on his show like 13 times i would tell him stories and i'd say this is true and he go i don't care just tell it and letterman did the same thing he really acquired some of johnny's best qualities that he would self-admittedly say my mother went up to him after a show once it was so embarrassing she goes mr carson we just want you to know you're doing a very good job there's some lady from philly and he goes uh thank you ma'am it's like 30 years he'd been doing this he's been doing it 30 years and then he goes want to see my new car and then i went out and looked at his new corvette and left my parents just left them they didn't deserve him after that we'll talk to johnny carson that way the king of everything do you remember this this is your roast the reason i was happy to do that roast is it was all my friends it's a 20-minute cut of norm people didn't know what the hell was going on he was really playing to the back of the room with that called me a week before and said i don't want to make funny i don't like doing roasts i'm just going to read jokes from a 1940s joke book i said norm you got a curse sometime you got to say [\xa0__\xa0] or [\xa0__\xa0] or something i don't like doing that meanwhile he did he finally by the end i was like because i had just directed him in dirty work i was like hey you know i'm saying you got a [\xa0__\xa0] dog face you know and then it was like it was a lot of really wonderful people were on it and then gilbert there's my don rickles there's don rickles you and don i loved him so much we just lost him and uh i called him like four weeks before he passed away his mind was really good all the way to the end and uh i said how you doing he said what do i have to do to get you out of my life and he went too far i mean i didn't think he had to do this i don't need a dirty dick dude i'll leave a clean dick that's how i got this movie made i just shot oh you just suck it right off just yeah clean steeped out that way oh i shouldn't have done that this i feel you play a version of yourself an entourage and i'm always fascinated by these shows whether it's curb your enthusiasm or entourage where celebs are kind of toeing the line between reality right fiction it's interesting when i first did entourage and i did like four of them the writer producer doug ellen wanted me to be more down on my luck you know oh my ex-wife got my money and all this crap and i said no i i i don't want to do that and he's well let's make him the ballsiest richest [\xa0__\xa0] ever then that's you know he doesn't care she can have as many houses as she wants and he's banging young girls and i'm like that sounds fun so uh i've been asked to do a lot of cameos and be the punchline in things like in half-baked doing a second dick for coke i did say that this is the", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="the punchline in things like in half-baked doing a second dick for coke i did say that this is the closest i've come to that since then things get pretty serious here [Music] okay oh i shouldn't have done that oh man why did i do this this is what you wait this is a sound bite you wait for oh crap i hiccup when i hit real spicy food so get ready so it's coming i ain't gonna yak [Music] but i need to drink some water yeah yeah go for that water here's the hiccup you hiccup sometimes excuse me do you fart projectile vomit i hiccup good good i'm glad you checked that box instead of the others my ears started bleeding here it comes now my penis falls off and i throw it at your head and it looks like a unicorn whoa holy crap wait a second yeah i need a moment you took me from zero to ninety no you took me from zero to sixty hey i'm gonna hiccup a while don't make fun of it so america's funniest home videos used to be the only game in town when it came to embarrassing home videos but now of the internet and youtube yeah the camera phones and the lights live in this sort of thing but what the people are missing out on the internet in particular is the bob saget narration that's very interesting some people hated it i got thrashed by critics well i'm going to work hard on it i know and you were very good at it oh my god you want to get married we can eat hot wings and just [\xa0__\xa0] in bed what i want to do is show you some of the biggest most talked about clips over the last couple years i want you to react to it i only did five voices it was like oh oh look out you know that bad rocky boy that was my favorite or look at me you know some guy and then the guy goes jerry lewis are you even you know that kind of thing so this one right a science teacher doing a demonstration one two three let me know two three can you go full screen for me can you hit that right little thing hold still my students i am going to simply smash the center block and hit you in the dick you just have to be there for it it's really no talent you know hit you in the dick would not make it on the air today that's a shame but that's the hot ones well that's what they wanted to do they wanted to uh make it dirty leave that on what the hell is that i'll narrate that oh it's so beautiful here out in the ocean oh [\xa0__\xa0] i should just relax here all day i forgot to douche you know she forgot the douche and then you have the ocean is that offensive i don't want to offend anyone no no i think it's good i got one more for you okay all the knives [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you i married you i gave you a baby why is she telling me to [\xa0__\xa0] myself [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you [\xa0__\xa0] you and your sunglasses you piece of [\xa0__\xa0] get the [\xa0__\xa0] in here i want to have sex again ran me from behind hold my horns you shot him a [\xa0__\xa0] and i apologize to anybody i might have offended with my faux accent uh of anyone from mexico because i i god there's so much uh stuff in the world we gotta fix we do we do it bob that's why this is a nice show because you're distracting people from it and then people like me come on and remind them yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's the good thing what is this [Music] this is beyond insanity mm-hmm [Music] oh my god this isn't funny no it tastes like there's medicine in it not in a good way no no are you killing me you got orange juice you don't taste that you just taste potassium sorbate oh it's a lot of sorbets sodium i'm gonna toss this yeah yeah yeah smart that's tough do they have flames coming out here my [\xa0__\xa0] first okay go ahead what was your question i know when you do shows like this you get a million questions about being danny tanner right but sometimes i wonder you know what's the one thing that people don't ask you about that you wish they would when people just hit you with full house questions all the time what do they miss about bob they're it's kind of equaled out with my stand up i love", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="all the time what do they miss about bob they're it's kind of equaled out with my stand up i love entertaining people hold on a second my nose is blinking although my lung is hanging out of my ass um you want to see yeah yeah yeah show it to me it's almost like jackass having dinner we'll put it in the trailer ricky gervais called this a cross between jackass and charlie rose which was like that is exactly that is exactly what it is and that gives you talent no it does because people are watching it because it brings people to the program they get to learn stuff and they'll get to watch someone suffer yep but you're hard ass so you're you don't you don't suffer i have the responsibility of the interview on my shoulders no you work out harder than i do no no i'm gonna be on a plane i hope i look like you at 61. i really do really i really do you won't if you eat this every week i'll look way worse look like the [\xa0__\xa0] keeper from tales from the [\xa0__\xa0] all right there's two left 500 times hotter than a jalapeno chili what i mean every disclaimer is happening right now this is this is unbearable just put your toes in the bowl don't don't do a camera this is unbearable do i have to eat more you don't have to eat more the people would probably want you to eat more i know you just got over saying what an entertainer you are but you don't have to eat more all right i'm gonna have another bite there's not much i care about you i like it i appreciate you bob if you saw me on the street out in front afterwards just lying there having a heart attack you'd help me okay i feel like it was my responsibility to help you all right watch this whoa bob saget splitting wings i love it oh please why don't i do that so you've been around comedy club since you're a teenager from emceeing at the comedy store to rubbing elbows with the young david letterman so as somebody who's been in the game now for over four decades i want to hit you with some yearbook superlatives and you can tell me which comedian best fits the description does that sound good yeah sure biggest drama king you know who i respect and love the death out of his marc maron it's not a drama king but it's depression my eyes are tearing up my mouth is on fire literally just feel like i i sucked a dead person's butthole the future of comedy is there a young comic that excites you i think they haven't been born yet and people are telling me now hey there's new community on netflix you got to see his new special uh but then i'll hold on this is uh incredibly painful um well that's the hardest one right no the last dab yeah most likely to fist fight a fan let me think who has actually done it someone like joe rogan is a great comedian and he is a ufc kind of guy but i never seen him do anything violent with a fan you know so that's like it's a dignified guy that's got the ability to do it it's comedians that are good feel things very very deeply i'm not that good but this has caused me to feel things very very deeply you're going to put more on it this is the last dab we call it the last dab because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last one you don't have to if you don't want to bob sag it and i would i gotta do it you said my name in a sentence so let me just uh little something don't go crazy no just a little dab a little dab will do you there you go that would be like a if i got some kind of a disease on my wiener that's about how much i put on of the medicine well i think maybe there's a multi-use here so you can have that bottle you can take it home with oh i'm not taking it on the airplane they'll arrest me okay well cheers cheers bob i wish you well i wish you well i'll see you on the dark side [Music] it creeps up mm-hmm you know what this tastes good different that's how it throws you i'm going to show you what a [\xa0__\xa0] i am whoa you've never seen him but well okay i don't know that's not happening literally", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'}), Document(page_content="a [\xa0__\xa0] i am whoa you've never seen him but well okay i don't know that's not happening literally died okay this is for you it's for the people that's for the people bob saget oh my god i'm gonna be on a plane in an hour so one of the things that stands out about your comic mind is not only how quick it is but how quickly it can go to a dark and sordid place not with the mega death and the last dab and the bomb swimming through that soup in your body i want to hit you with a little word association game so i'll just give you the word and then you can tell me the first thing that comes to your mind sound good i'd say great cantaloupe mother ferret richard gere halloween richard gere hot sauce mouth on fire the letter a uh and it's on fire amazing bob saget you made it through you conquered the wings you took on ten questions he drinks in my [\xa0__\xa0] milk i don't mean [\xa0__\xa0] muck i meant uh i'm a [\xa0__\xa0] i'm gonna sell this milk yep i'm a hiccuping mm-hmm i don't think you can get milk out of it but you gotta go to commercial [Music] it is plug time baby this camera this camera or this camera let the people know what you have going on you know i can't remember november 14th is the premiere date for my special 0-60 which is kind of just where i'm at in my life it deals with a lot of different things from my penis to viagra to the death of my mother i also have a movie that i'm very proud of called benjamin and it's got a great cast and except me but i am in it that's it just thank you guys you guys are all really really nice thank you bob that was really quite fun and it's a funny way to do it it's such a funny way because it does it is almost like a game show it has a dude you played dramatic music during it yeah yeah hello hot ones fans it's shawn evans new outro same message if you like what you saw throw us a bone maybe please it is dog eat dog here on the youtube streets hit that subscribe button knowing that you subscribed it is seriously the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning thank you very much hot ones fans i love you", metadata={'source': 'duRDizP0gHQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16W7c0mb-rE | [Document(page_content='An ant is pretty stupid. It doesn\'t have much of a brain, no will, no plan, and yet, many ants together are smart. An ant colony can construct complex structures. Some colonies keep farms of fungi, others take care of cattle. They can wage war or defend themselves. How is this possible? How can a bunch of stupid things do smart things together? This phenomenon is called emergence, and it\'s one of the most fascinating and mysterious features of our universe. In a nutshell, it describes small things forming bigger things that have different properties than the sum of their parts. Emergence is complexity arising from simplicity, and emergence is everywhere. [Intro] Water has vastly different properties to the molecules that make it up, like the concept of wetness. Take wet fabric, If you zoom in far enough, there is no wetness. There are just molecules sitting in the spaces between the atoms of the cloth. Wetness is an emerging property of water. Something new only created by a lot of individual interactions between water molecules. And this is sort of it. Many things interact under a certain set of rules, creating something above and beyond themselves. It turns out that more is different. This different property is itself a new thing, and that new thing can couple with other new things to repeat the process. You can imagine this as layers stacked upon each other every, layer made from more complex parts. Atoms form molecules. Molecules form proteins. Proteins make up cells. Cells make up organs. Organs form individuals. Individuals form societies. But how can something be more than the sum of its parts? How do ants form the sort of cloudy entity that is a colony? By following a ruleset that produces order through chaos. For example, let\'s look at how an ant colony distributes jobs. Let\'s assume that a colony shall have 25% workers, 25% caretakers, 25% soldiers and 25% gatherers. Ants communicate their current job via chemicals. For example, the worker ant constantly secretes chemicals that say: "I\'m a worker". When ants meet other ants, they smell each other to gather information, telling each other their job and what they\'re doing. Both keep track of who they met in the past. Now, imagine an anteater kills most of the gatherers. If this isn\'t fixed quickly, the colony will starve. Many worker ants need to switch jobs, but how do you tell this to thousands of them? Simple. You don\'t. Our worker ant will still meet and smell other ants, but it will encounter almost no gatherers at all. It counts too few gatherers, until it reaches a critical point, and then it changes its job. The worker becomes a gatherer. Other ants will do the same, until after a while there are enough gatherers again. The balance is restored all by itself. The actions and interactions of an individual are random. You can\'t plan which ant will encounter which other ant. But the simple set of rules is so elegant that a colony\'s many operations emerge as a consequence. On an even more fundamental level, hundreds of millions of complicated molecules interact to maintain a robust and amazing structure. A being with vastly different properties than the sum of its dead parts emerges. The smallest unit of life: a cell. We still don\'t have a clear definition of what living things are, we just know they emerge from things that are not alive. Cells combine and cooperate. They specialize and respond to one another, and over time, we develop into complex organisms with remarkable capacities. Your arms and legs and heart are an incredibly complex and complicated system made of trillions of individual stupid things... ...and yet we breathe, digest and watch YouTube videos. How do your cells know what to do? Think of the pacemaker cells in your heart. Billions of them need to send out an impulse just at the right moment to collectively create a heartbeat. Our cells exchange chemical information with their neighbor cells to', metadata={'source': '16W7c0mb-rE'}), Document(page_content="create a heartbeat. Our cells exchange chemical information with their neighbor cells to see what they're up to, and then decide what to do. If it's among a lot of cells that are working on the same task, it will start working on that task as well, and sync up with them. There is no master mind giving commands. Just single units communicating with their neighbors, and acting according to the feedback they get. What about our most important part? What is the thing that asks these kinds of questions? Is our consciousness then an emergent property of the cells in our brain? This question is too big and important, it deserves a video of its own. Some things that emerge are hard to define. You can't touch an ant colony, only its parts. It has neither brain nor face, nor body. And yet the colony interacts with the world. Just like colonies emerge from ants, things emerge from humans, like Nations. What actually is a nation, is it its population? Is it its institutions, its symbols like its flag, colours or anthems? The physical things it makes like cities, the territory it occupies? All of these things are fluid. Populations change and are replaced. Institutions come and go, cities can be constructed and abandoned. Borders have changed all the time for most of history, and symbols get replaced by new symbols. A nation has no face, no brain, no body. Are nations not real, then? Of course they are, just like ant colonies, nations interact with the world. They can change landscapes, wage wars, grow or decline, and they can stop existing. But they only exist because of a lot of humans interacting with each other. But not just nations. All the complex structures that surround us emerge from us. Even if we don't intend to, we are constantly creating. Communities, companies, cities, societies. All of these things are entities that have fundamentally different properties and abilities than the pretty stupid apes they emerged from. We don't know why any of this happens. We just observe it, and it seems to be a fundamental property of our universe. It may be the most beautiful and wonderous property of our universe. [Outro]", metadata={'source': '16W7c0mb-rE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLOFZoBJnd8 | [Document(page_content="Hey guys, it's Madi welcome back to my channel so today, I'm here with the beautiful summer Mickey Thank you wow what a good introduction? She's very beautiful. We are so excited that we're finally collabing together but what we're doing today is I'm gonna be recreating one of my looks on summer and We actually did on her channel, she transformed me into her which is really cool So you should check that in the description below after you watch this video And yeah, so I'm basically just gonna be doing her makeup her hair She's gonna wear one of my outfits, and then we're gonna recreate a photo on my Instagram I'm basically just gonna become Madi. Yeah, but she's like really beautiful, so it's gonna be hard until oh my gosh. Yeah Thank you so much. Yeah. Let's just get into Yeah already wearing a little bit of makeup So I'm gonna take you know I love taking off my makeup fun fact at the end of the day It's like the best thing ever me too. Honestly The first thing I'm gonna do Is I'm gonna take the torch of the self cream have used I've used their like 23-karat gold Moisture Oh awesome it's really good. Okay? I Love the little spoon. It's so I know I'm really nervous add your makeup actually cuz you wanna hear you executed mine, so well. Thank you yes this makeup look She has on here is done by some visa monkey. Oh, yeah, this is very moisturizing this stuff. Yes. I feel the moisture I always put it down my neck me too dis apparently every if you don't Now I'm taking the Mario I don't never know how to say it the dead Mario Badescu. That's what I'm desk you This is the rosewater facial spray. I'm just gonna spray now. I'm gonna try it far away Okay, I couldn't talk the winners blowing in back me that was good science be obsessed with that I'd like everyone is honestly okay. Now. I'm taking the Giorgio Armani luminous silk foundation I'm using shades or and 5.75 I'm just gonna make I've always used to try that it's so good cuz it's such good things about it. It's super Glowy, and it's not like super full coverage, which is super nice. Yeah, I also I Have a brand new Beauty Blender for summer She's so clean. There's really not we were talking about this earlier really I clean our brushes or yeah Kind of whoops just clean your face real well tonight Okay, I'm not gonna use a lot. Just a little bit. Okay. Just get rid of these of what your beautiful skin, yeah Summer has beautiful skin and she likes to put herself. Thank you very much appreciate It is relaxing sometimes I'm told that sometimes I go too hard at the beauty, but I found It was really bouncing right now sorry I Know that's what I was worried about when I was doing here me good Cuz it's so easy to just like when you're looking in a mirror and you're doing all yourself. It's way easier, but then what Extra picking the NARS radiant creamy concealer and I've also always wanted to try this really say we do use different products Yeah, you use the products that I want to use but I don't you that's me Shape tape I guess we're just like more of like a Nestle. Yeah, exactly. We don't really like a lot of coverage Sorry, I'm melting so hard. No. You're not okay I found this bottom oh No, no roll. You know what bit I'm taking the laura mercier translucent powder Oh, yeah, I literally only take a little bit though. Do you use it? No, yeah, I used to use the loose powder, but how's powders easier? I never baked like ever I tried it, but me too. Are you kind of failed yeah? I mean, it's not like it makes a huge difference, and I don't takes time not into it Yeah, I'm all about getting like the whole makeup application with like just doing it Yeah, I'm gonna take this. This is a really gross sample Chocolate Soleil bronzer, I mean you're gonna take that with this little Mac brush I have a bunch of hoola bronzer samples actually really like yeah, that's like the only bronzer. I used I mean did you have But when I do try other ones I", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'}), Document(page_content="like yeah, that's like the only bronzer. I used I mean did you have But when I do try other ones I always just come back to it. Yeah, yeah Yeah, if I had dolls I would definitely like make that there miko like little samples like I would get I was really into Dulles. We're talking about yeah, that's why I thought of it. It's not like I'm just like the That'd be perfect for my dolls secretly summer asked if we could go the miracles yeah Okay, this is weird I use a cream blush And you would think it's weird over by I didn't put powder like right here ashley tisdale illuminate Ashley did Joy's makeup yes It's so good. You have to try it I didn't even like collaboration with BH Cosmetics oh okay, yeah oh good Does it something smells good wait? Maybe the bride's good. I cleaned it. Oh, what did you play with so? I'm just gonna add a little powder, but nothing crazy because you know It's just trying to get rid of these I'm just trying to relax okay. Now. Do you see my favorite highlighter? Which is the Dior? This is in shade zero zero three nice That is really pretty So I'm just using that I love oh me, too I want to say I would bake my whole face in highlighter like I actually would yeah I kind of want to try that I've tried the highlighter challenge. I keep myself in my room just like for fun It actually looked amazing, but like it really enhances your pores and everything oh Yeah, I let her influence her Highlighter and bronzer like my favorite. Yeah. I love the highlight on the nose, too. I Have a question. Okay? What would be? Like young girls who want to start like YouTube and do like what you do mm-hmm I Would say the number one tip is? Just be yourself, and I know that's like super cliche. You know everyone will say that it's true, but honestly I feel like a lot of young girls who want to start YouTube channels is because They have an idol on YouTube that does it and they like really just want to be like them and so in their videos they're probably gonna act like them, but like just do you be yourself because You know it's you, and you don't ever want to like change yourself to get followers or like to be a youtuber You know yeah, I totally agree I live by the same thing honestly Yeah, like if girls who like you know like look up to like us or something? I feel like as much as it is awesome that we're like their idols. It's also like this weren't to be themselves Yeah for sure now We're gonna move on to the eyebrows, and I'm super nervous about oh I'm excited about this you did my eyebrows really good. I did yeah. Thank you We have pretty much the same eyebrow color For the same person yeah, basically it's like this this challenge isn't even a challenge let me see I Mean it's not that much different hey, we're almost done Perfect like slime oh yeah, okay, put it on me. I like to Like super feathery brows but obviously they're keeping me Yeah, you already have the great brows. Oh, thank you. Do you get them done like I just plucked them? With my fingers No my Tullio hard Yeah, would you got some like really strong meals use my bronzer to put it over the eyelid as a creature Sweet, so that's what we're gonna. Do I literally never do too much Sometimes, it's fun to just like try different eye shadow looks, but I never end up like actually wearing them out So I'm just gonna take this color pop Semi-precious pellet that was an ensign Okay, and I'm just gonna take this shade just a little bit I've actually never uses calendar myself before I literally oh really mm-hmm No, I'm just gonna take that bronzer a little under that you can yeah, I know I always do this too Ow I'm gonna have you curl your lashes you need a mirror. I don't think so I can do. Do you curl your lashes music yeah? Well your eyelashes See for long Southern I want to be Australian me too actually I I'm trying to pick up on it since Jack as Australian yeah Now I'm going in with this Giorgio Armani mascara I Think", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'}), Document(page_content="up on it since Jack as Australian yeah Now I'm going in with this Giorgio Armani mascara I Think it's the breeze the breeze is just breezing in my eye Jean oh Crap what do you do nothing? It's a gateway you have my salary life's a climb Life's a climb Great, so you don't care if I use like a little lip savonia. No like my stuff do whatever you want Oh my gosh super weird, okay. I really don't care I Hate that word I hate it to all those viral dance moves are like really just a pain in my butt Hey, this is the one I do all the time out so cringy, but I still do it. Yeah, so this is the Maddie makeup She look how beautiful. I don't know she's gonna like it. I'm totally gonna like it I can feel it I already like it on my face They're faking their reactions okay What Does it look bad Now I'm scared to do the other side now That we finished and there's layers popping out of her braids she's gonna do a reveal Thanks for watching Okay, but like yeah, you did a really good job. It's just me who's really just messing it up Thank you, and the makeup is really good. You've covered my zits nicely In the eyeshadow is really pretty. I really like it. I think you did a great job This is not bad at all like it's really good. Good job. Thank you. Yeah, I don't want your confidence Dropped a little but that's okay so now Summer is going to dress into one of my outfits, and then we're gonna recreate a photo for my Instagram So let's do it. Let's go Okay guys So this is the final look this summer is my adidas white sneakers on and then she has this really cute flowy dress from brandy melville and She looks so cute Okay, here's mine in summers photos from when summer recreated my Instagram picture I know the background is obviously different and my editing skills right now are not good, but we made it work It really came together. I mean do I look like Maddie. I love it. How many yeah comment down below if you think That she looks like me okay guys. Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video with summer Thank you so much for coming on my channel It was so much fun as it was I hope you guys like this little transformation turning into me don't forget to subscribe to Somers channel it will be in the description down below and Also if you're from my channel definitely subscribe Thank you I am amazing little downgrade from her channels make sure You subscribed to summers channel also the video that would join her channel will be in the description below So you should check that out after this yes, if you're coming from her channel. Thank you so much for watching this video Thank you guys. Bye. Bye", metadata={'source': 'JLOFZoBJnd8'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk05IMU2RrU | [Document(page_content="(slow instrumental music) - Hey everyone, it's your girl Jenn. And today I am filming my fall haul. Bu this isn't just your\nnormal, average haul because I'll be talking about all the new items from\nEggie drop number two. For those who are just tuning in, Eggie is my clothing line, and I've put my blood\nsweat and tears into this and I'm so proud of this collection. This season is inspired by my past, specifically high school\nand like early college. So that's why there is a variety of hoodies, long sleeves, tanks and also just modern\ntrends that I love today. Just a nice mix-match of everything. I've already uploaded the video look book so please hit the cards or the down bar. But I honestly just wanted to sit down and talk about each item piece-by-piece in a good old-fashioned haul. So let's get started. I wanna chat about outerwear first, so here is the Tardy Bomber. This is the perfect fitted bomber that everybody needs in their wardrobe. I put it in this really flashy red because I feel like red\nis a statement color that's here to stay. You can obviously wear it\njust zipped up normally, or you can just simply snap the top button and\nleave the rest open. I feel like that's just a\nreally chic way to style it. In the last collection we had\na really oversized bomber, but I thought for this\nseason I'd dial it back, create something that is\nslightly cropped, more snug, and perfect for the chilly weather. Next up I have the Tardy Hoodie. This is a really cute oversized hoodie with this amazing chain detail. At first we were just gonna\nhave normal drawstrings, but I thought we would\njust amp it up a notch and add this chain detail. I made sure that you could remove it, so that way when you wash\nit it doesn't get all rusty. So you can wear the chain in two ways. You can either just wear it like this, or you can loop the chains together and create kind of like a necklace effect. I feel like with this hoodie\nyou don't need to accessorize because the chain does all the talking. It also has these massive balloon sleeves that are very long. But there is like a cuff detail, so if they're just too long and you wanna be able to function, you can just push it\nup and be on your way. So I have another\ncomfortable hoodie for you. This is called the Left and Right Hoodie, and I named it that because it has left and right\nin Korean on the pockets. So it says (speaks Korean) on this side and (speaks Korean) on the other. And this is a longer hoodie so\nthat way it covers your butt. You can wear it as a dress or you can just wear it over\nlike a jeans and a t-shirt. This is something that\nis super easy to style, a wardrobe basic and very very cozy. So this is the last piece of outerwear and it is called the two tone hoodie. It comes in two color ways. One is in this nice beige and white and the other is in a red and gray. And I just wore a lot of\nhoodies in high school, and I wanted to just jazz it up by making something mismatched. I feel like this hoodie\nwould also look really cute with some thigh-highs,\nor you can just wear it like off the shoulder as a dress. I think that would be super cute. But yeah I think this\nis a really fun piece to wear on its own or to layer with. Now I'm gonna move on to some tops. Here is a no-brainer basic. This is called the Charlotte top, and yes this is named after\nCharlotte from Sex and the City because it's elegant and chic. This comes in two color\nways, black and periwinkle. And it has this lettuce\nribbing all over the top, and a cute keyhole that you can adjust. The size does run a little bit large, so make sure if you are\ninterested in this to size down. The next item is a really\nsentimental one to me. This is called the Love Letter Romper. So basically I went\ninto my childhood room, and I found this box of letters. And I thought it'd be really\ncool to put them up on a shirt. So on the left side I've got a letter from my very first", metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'}), Document(page_content='cool to put them up on a shirt. So on the left side I\'ve got a letter from my very first\nboyfriend when I was 13. And then on the right side\nI\'ve got a love letter from a crush from summer camp. You can\'t really see what the message is because I wanted to respect their privacy. So yeah it\'s a little distorted\nbut they\'re still on there. The greatest part about this shirt though, is the fact that this\nis actually a romper. This was my designer\'s idea, Angela. So thank you so much for that. So yeah we just wanted to create a piece that was comfy and secure. I love going out, so I wanted to make sure that I had some pieces that I could wear on like a night dancing\nor out with the girls. So here is the Wrap Tank. This looks like a hot mess on the hanger. But trust me when you put it on it\'s cute. This is a ribbed tank that is fitted, and it just wraps around the waist. It definitely is a sexy\nlittle number to rock when you wanna bear some skin. Next up I have the K-Tank. There are just normal\nspaghetti strap tops, with a contrast trim and a little Korean slogan in the middle. The first one says (speaks Korean), which means your mom in Korean. Then I have fighting, which is\na phrase like you can do it. And then I have (speaks Korean) which means let\'s play or\nlike let\'s hang out in Korean. These are really cute tanks that you can wear on their own or layered. Winter is coming, so\nstaying snuggly is a must. That\'s why I made more long sleeves. This is the O Dang long sleeve and o dang means fish cake in Korean so that\'s why there are fish\ncakes where the nips are. This comes in three colors,\nthis one is in a dusty blue, the other is in a dusty maroon and the last one is in a classic white. Moving on to another graphic tee, This is the nobody puts\nEggie in the corner. Obviously this is a play on\n"nobody puts baby in the corner" but I just replaced Eggie. This is in a really kind\nof like metal band font, because it kind of just reminds me of all the metal bands that I\nused to wear in high school. Overall it\'s just a\nvery comfortable shirt, that you can rock on casual days. The last graphic tee that I\nhave is the Blur Baby top. This is a cute crop top that has the graphic Eggie in the front. I just love the blur\neffect because it\'s quirky, and it just, I don\'t know, makes it seem like time\'s\ngoing by really fast. I\'ve always considered\ngraphic tops as a basic, so that\'s why I wanted to add\nmore of them to my collection. I consider polka dots a timeless trend, so naturally I wanted to\nadd some into my collection. This is called the Spot Top, and it\'s just an off the shoulder blouse with this gorgeous dot\npattern all over it. It\'s got cutouts on the sleeves, and it has a nice ruffle on\nthe shoulder and the ends. This is really cute to wear\nwith high-waisted things because it\'s so cropped, and it\'s just like nice item to wear when you wanna look all spruced up. The other polka dotted item is one that I\'m wearing right now. This is called the Dot Jumpsuit, and this is a daring number for those who just wanna strut their stuff in a power jumpsuit. I love that it elongates you and it\'s just easy to\ntake it from day to night. This is clearly one of my favorite pieces because I\'m rocking it right now. I wore it with a long sleeve just so it\'s warmer for the weather. The sun keeps coming into my room, so I\'ve been like scooting\nfurther and further back. But basically, here is the next item. So this comes in two pieces,\nfirst I have the Connor top. This is a strapless top with\nthis awesome contrast stitching so that way it really pops. It\'s got this cute ruffle detail\non the top and the bottom, and this top coordinates\nperfectly with the Connor pants. These are definitely one of\nthe most comfortable pants that I\'ve ever worn. They are very loose and baggy, but fitted on the waist so they look perfect with the top. This set is named after Sarah Connor who is probably like the', metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'}), Document(page_content="most badass woman in film. So I wanted to just dedicate\na piece of clothing to her. Here are some more trousers that I love. These are called the Late Shift trouser, and they come in two\ncolors, black and olive. They kind of remind me of a work pant, but way softer and definitely more chic. They are also high-waisted\nand the bottoms are still baggy but not as baggy but not as baggy as the Connor pant. The highlight of these pants\nare definitely the chain. It's in this really awesome gold, and it's quite substantial,\nit's pretty heavy. And if you like the chain, you can move it on over to any of the other pants in your closet. As I mentioned before, I'm having a huge moment\nwith red right now. So here are the Bench Warmers. They're these sick red joggers with this white striping on the sides. This is just a really nice tailored jogger in a fun red print. And I feel like they're a great way to play with the sports lux\ntrend that's going on right now. So we only have two more\nitems left in the haul and they're both skirts. Here is the Criss Cross skirt. This is a tight black and red miniskirt with this cross stitching on the side. I feel like red and black is such a classic color combination and I just love how striking it comes off. Alright the final item\nis the Clueless skirt, and I feel like this name\nis pretty self-explanatory. It's inspired by the 90s\nclassic film, Clueless. And you can channel your\ninner Cher with this skirt. So that is a wrap on the haul, please head over to Eggie.us\nif you are interested in any of the pieces. Also I have a huge announcement for the international Eggies out there. I know shipping has been brutal, I know some of you guys\nhave been paying 50 60 bucks for shipping and I know\nit's been unreasonable. But I have been working\non this with my team, to lower the cost and we\nhave finally succeeded. So for most places it should be around seven to 15 bucks for shipping now. There are some places that are excluded, they're still like 30 bucks. But there's gonna be a\nlist, like a full list, on eggie.us so please head\non over to the website to see what your shipping costs are. I've been getting so many\nDMs and comments and messages about this issue and so I've\nbeen working on it so hard and I'm so happy that it happened. So thank you so much for you\nknow, voicing your concerns, and I will do anything that I possibly can to make your requests a reality. I wanna thank you guys\nso much for watching, And I will see you guys in the next one. Bye! (blows kiss)", metadata={'source': 'gk05IMU2RrU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcipHnWcB0w | [Document(page_content="I just realized this, your surrogate knows that she's\ncarrying Kim Kardashian West's baby. >> [LAUGH]\n>> What? Wasn't that-\n>> She didn't know at the beginning. >> Yeah.\n>> She didn't? >> She didn't know, but before we-\n>> Is it safe tell her? >> [LAUGH] Well,\nyou can do it totally anonymously. >> Right. >> You could go that route. And I just felt like I wanted\nwhoever is carrying my baby, like, what if they weren't a fan of me or\nmy husband? And what if they didn't want\nto be carrying our baby? I wanted to give them that choice,\nand be proud and on the same page and, I wanted a relationship with her. >> But when she found out, what'd she do? When she found out,\nwhat happened, did she lose it? >> She was really excited. She was someone that had watched the show,\nnot like a super fan or anything, that it would\nhave been uncomfortable. But she had seen my struggle and\nseen how open I was about it, and she was really proud to do it. >> I'm just happy for you, okay.\n>> [APPLAUSE] >> I'm happy for you guys. >> I'm happy for your family.", metadata={'source': 'dcipHnWcB0w'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O2IAz1E9Ts | [Document(page_content="hello everyone I'm Miranda sings and I have Tiffany's phone here thank you so much and I'm gonna go through her tinder profile and get her a BAE [Music] first of all I don't know how you can like this person there's faces on their faces so I don't know if this is what they look like in real life which way do I swipe right or left right if I want them this way this way someone help me laugher no oh she's right for yes left for no right for yes wait did I do always said no I meant to say is welcome William he looks cute I like that he's wearing purple he's got his hand out for you he's like come to me yes please he looks a little sad oh it's a match hey BAE oh I wanted to say banging out babe hey me I'll take your hand let's do it Winky how about the upside-down face cuz that could mean anything lead investigator at finding the chilli so like he likes to find Chili's restaurant sir Oh finding the chill I rent that wrong equally as lame okay Wow this one has a very sexy eye so I guess if I poke it I could whoa oh my god so much porn nope okay next one Michael he's 29 maybe he's a pastor maybe he's a singer like Britney Spears I'll do him okay this guy says he's 21 he is not a day over 14 years old so I would say yes Jordan this one oh we got a match at the 14 here I got it hi do you need a babysitter I'm available perfect this guy is really cute um however I think I want to date him so I'm gonna message him hopefully we'll match and then oh shoot I said no went the wrong way well that's good I don't want you to happen anyway um you can have him he's got a clear balloon that looks like a condom so Jesus protect Jamie oh you matched with Kondabolu hi Vincent's where did you get that hmmm looks suspicious he chose his profile picture to be with the MetroPCS sounds like a winner I'll match him for you this guy looks like he doesn't own a phone oh how come no one's responding to you is what I want to know I'm trying to get you a boyfriend here hi Robert looking for a boyfriend but no one is responding you're my last hope made a situation this guy looks very scary to me he looks sad let's see what's on her pictures Oh means if I can think about is like he mom he'd take this and then he's like you know would you be willing to take these pictures for him no no okay Wow oh okay now it's a yes so this guy is a local NYC Department of homeless so he's homeless do you have a home he can live in no see he does look homeless okay let me message him really quick hopefully it will match up oh you managed it but the homeless man hi do you need uh-huh are you okay aren't you hungry do you have food yes I have food okay two for one Alex you know has one picture that's suspicious swipe swipe swipe oh hey damn self-employed no thank you Brian he's got some nice facial hair but what I'm really interested in for you is the man in the back over his shoulder he is walking fine mighty fine so hopefully this count messages back I can have the man with the face hair you can have his daddy looks like we have a message someone wrote you back why are you people a little aggressive there are you a real person or a bond I'm American okay you've got some potential working for the Department of homeless services are you hitting on I think he's warning so hello beautiful eyes that one's gonna be the one yes it is I'm American he says cool wearin NYC are you living what Baraga hmm what should we tell him I'm in the same borough as his mom the same that's a good one the same one as your mom oh he got the booty booty Dave I don't like him it is Mike that's a good option for you he's self-employed he likes to dangle he what is that oh that's a dog definitely thought it was a human naked body playing on Savannah College oh of course love the way you lay on that dog let's check out this guy see being some good initials he's cute maybe he'll want to date me see me hi have you heard of Miranda sings she wants to date you", metadata={'source': '0O2IAz1E9Ts'}), Document(page_content="cute maybe he'll want to date me see me hi have you heard of Miranda sings she wants to date you there so I gotta get myself hooked up here to you know go for a selfish roberson so you're living in Long Island that's an alcoholic drink isn't it Long Island drink I don't drink so he's coming on a little too strong good yeah bye dami his name is a bad word so Robert wrote you back he said okay you're definitely a troll bye stop talking to me oh you're talking to me I'll pray for him look at this guy well I can see all the way up the shorts into the inner thigh a ladies dreamland swipe a car you can whoa the fine I prefer a fight to a Bratz we'll talk about chicken and men Simon 22 st. John's University graduated minced hello Simon Simon is for me I swanky it he likes you don't worry I will hook myself up Thomas is a little scary-looking hmm which means he might be good for you then Ben is terrifying swipe yes you're welcome Robertson is bi you are probably going to tell me to enter credit card information on some sketchy web site that's a good idea that is ask him are you telling me that you will give me your credit oh because I would like that oh you're beautiful oh hey how was your day I'm getting you the honk gums it was so great I'm a huge celebrity she is so famous and amazing Miranda sings if you tell everyone to follow her on social media I won't go on a date with you gotta get that prolong look he's interested who Robert beep you crazy lol he just called you a female dog he did which could be a compliment could be oh I don't want to see the news it's very scary okay Owen with a very big dog here's a nice smile he looks kind so no thank you Raja 23 he looks like he's always got something in his eye there his eyes look bothered here his eyes look squinting here he's got the glasses in the way he's he loves a pose he's always got a hand in the pocket what's he feeling for in that pocket we should find out I like you too it's a much good we can ask them what's in your pocket I see you camp around need help getting out Kevin 28 is that his girlfriend that little girl it's got his boyfriend I don't know I have a lot of questions got a wife couple of kids I've gotten sick of them so I hit tender when I can't take it what just kidding oh oh I feel like he's not kidding so I think hopefully will match and I can ask you about that funny life enjoy moment I'm Cory am let's be friends okay I'm not here to make friends buddy I'm here to get a boyfriend so it's a bench you're here to be friends Yeah right I'm looking for a bang mom aunt he's got a nice smile who the heck is aunt his father you think that's his daddy and think so is that his daddy or his daddy life insurance agent let's take it back to the time of face-to-face conversations this man says on an internet app great is that your daddy or yours adding either way can you share perfect on my facebook you mean like Colleen ballinger I don't even know who that is done I took a screenshot he took a screenshot of him telling everyone to follow me where's the screenshot how do I see it we need proof let me see the receipts once we get proof you got a date grow oh you up this guy wrote Bart I said hello he said oh thank you Wow riveting okay William oh snap William what's your phone number digits what's your salary texts use screenshots five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five five numbers we're a peon so I think the moral the story is you have a boyfriend and it is a car and you have lots of potential people who want to date you so you're welcome did I help you today now let me know if any of the hot ones write you back because those ones were for me tell them you are not interested don't those are for me so if you're watching the hot boys from here message me slide into my dams thank you", metadata={'source': '0O2IAz1E9Ts'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRafaCcfrcI | [Document(page_content="Liza Liza its VOC oh my god the real one here we are in person where you've done you're massively successful parodies of this format stop flirting please now it's done do a real one oh god no pressure okay so how does this feel oh my god a little sweaty but very exciting how long have you been a video maker for a video maker like that title I've been a video maker for about four years now I'm getting old how many videos have you made way too many way more than I can count how does it feel having more subscribers than there are people in the country of Belgium you're serious well Belgium has great chocolate what an honor can I give you a present oh my god you shouldn't have but you did it thank you okay you describe your channel in three words three words introvert gone wild you describe yourself in three words a little brown girl how would your friends describe you in three words small tinted female how about Vogon three words who has good taste in people that they interview me oh my god speaking of taste this is the tastiest present I've ever received good-looking man jetpacks Kinski you know me to hell what do we have over here on your wall well I have to add it to my shrine of jet I'm very religious you tell us who is jet Pat Penske um one of the many voices in my head he's one of the characters I created was the biggest inspiration you have been creating him I'm very good-looking as man cuter an impression of jet pets in ski JIT was that it G so over here we have a photo of Helga and she also did a parody of 73 questions oh yes my other split personality she did 73 questions now it's my turn to do the real one okay so how you doing these days I'm just doing one day at a time what's the story Instagram or snapchat what's the best part about your job um well I can't get fired if you describe what you consider to be your job making content to make people feel contained what's most important to you mental health my own and of others what's the thing that you want people to talk about their stories um and use their voices to be heard in their platforms no matter how big or how small is Liza short for anything for life I'm five feet tall but it's also short for Elizabeth my real name's oh I made cookies for June why did you make cookies for me um because I'm trying to suck up to Vogue Oh check it out so do you have any tips for starting a YouTube channel um make an account start uploading videos and then be yourself it's very cliche but nobody else can do it they suck at it so what are you shooting this week for your channel um no idea actually I was actually writing ideas in my office you want to come up there and help me I was Lolita let's do it okay what's your weirdest habit mmm chewing gum all the time what's your biggest phobia having bad breath which is why I chew gum all the time favorite hobby boom photography follow me on Instagram plug which famous person do you admire mmm Jessica Alba and her company honest honestly it's amazing mmm whose inspiration to you growing up oh I'd have to say Jim Carrey and Raven Symone That's So Raven was my doing was a last show you watched mmm last show that I watched was a Broadway show look at me being cultured dear Evan Hanson Ben Platt is amazing what's the favorite film ooh anything with Jim Carrey I love him did I mention that what's your biggest fear re-election check out my office this is it this is your setup I love it all right so okay so can you film something for your channel right now um absolutely let's plug it guys check it out I'm doing the real 73 questions not the off brand knock off version make sure to check it out you can see it in the Lincoln bio please subscribe that's so cool how's that what's something you wish youtubers would stop saying Lincoln by oh please subscribe was it were you from Houston Texas baby just like Beyonce but like the off-brand version of her what do you miss most about Houston ooh the food", metadata={'source': 'nRafaCcfrcI'}), Document(page_content="like Beyonce but like the off-brand version of her what do you miss most about Houston ooh the food barbecue honey but also my family but also fajitas speaking of Houston I have to show you a mural check it out okay what's on your mural on this wall is a big map from Houston to Hollywood oh cool that's right it's my career path very similar to Beyonce we have a lot in common what brings you the most joy in life oh man the joy of others how many languages do you speak do you speak French no so it's just English see you Aikido their spine you want to conclude this you're a DJ what's your name be uh DJ booth hmm what have you felt genuinely starstruck by President Barack Obama you interview President Obama yeah I did what is he like in person um even better looking which youtuber inspires you ooh I would have to say the one I'm dating David Oberg what's something you could tell me about David oh he has great taste in women debri siblings two of them my mom made me two sisters but I'm the youngest what's the best part about being the youngest ooh um I have to say the hand-me-downs yeah oh and I like to think that my parents kept trying until they had the best one this is a really really cool apartment what's up with those plants oh I am a gardener I have a big green thumb and I can take care of these plants really easily because they're all fake every morning um every morning I start off with an alarm unfortunately what's your favorite letter in the alphabet favorite letter B because you can be anything what's the biggest pet peeve um biggest pet peeve humble brags shut up what's your biggest achievement to date biggest achievement um this definitely this what's the best song of all time ooh right now it has to be J Balvin me gente such a khatam that's the best dance move of all time no this is the dance move I do to that song a little bit of this what are you doing it's like twerking but for your shoulders how many kids do you want to watch this video as many as we can guys come on what's the best thing you've ever worn Oh best thing I've ever worn something oh oh I wore a dress to the VMAs it was an amazing dress by Sergio Hudson plug what's the biggest splurge biggest splurged only on food always food the most stylish personal life Oh jetpacks Kinski look at that good-looking wall but also Anna Wintour another nice one is there a message that you like to pass on oh yeah Anna did you see the cookies all right I got to wrap this interview up you know gold without YouTube what would you imagine yourself doing with your life oh I would probably be in school guys stay in school otherwise this happens who's your favorite rapper uh it's a tie between Chancellor rapper and candy wrappers mmm if you could change one blob what would it be what's the law that allows you to become a president what three things are most important to you in a person Oh humble integrity honesty and humor what's that three L's four okay what would you give five stars in this world you for doing this entire interview without any editing guts so nice could ask you one more question oh man can I actually ask you to ask me something unconventional but sure okay um that was I I show you a magic trick can you show me a magic trick yes okay here we go ready uh-huh Alec Cooke Brody Oh pretty much haven't been working on it all right that's incredible and this is an incredible real 73 question interview that's it we did it we did it Lincoln bio all right subscribe i Liza take care", metadata={'source': 'nRafaCcfrcI'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-u5nd2GqNE | [Document(page_content='This video was made possible by Tab for a\nCause. Raise money for charity just by opening tabs\nwith Tab for a Cause at the link in the description. Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, Queen of\nthe United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada,\nPapau New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines,\nBelize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis... will die. I know this is a sensitive topic, but at 91\nyears old she’s already both the longest-reigning and longest-living monarch in British history,\nso unless you believe the rumors that she’s immortal, her death is probably on the horizon. A certain level of preparation makes sense\nas her passing will be one of the most influential deaths of this century, with an economic impact\nof billions of dollars. Her funeral will be perhaps the single most\nviewed event in human history with up to 40% of humans on Earth watching. 65 years ago, the death of King George the\nsixth was communicated over the phone to high-level officials with the code-phrase, “Hyde Park\nCorner.” That way, those in charge of the transition\nof power were informed of the King’s passing before the press could release the information\nto the public. It’s believed that the current Queen’s\ndeath will be communicated internally with the not so secret phrase, “London Bridge\nis down” which will set off a protocol 65 years in the making. The Queen’s private secretary first contacts\nthe Prime Minister of the United Kingdom who will instruct their staff to communicate the\nnews to the UK foreign office which will then get in contact with the governments of the\n52 members of the Commonwealth of Nations, mostly former British colonies. Next is when the news get the... well, news. Every commercial radio station in the UK has\nwhat is called an “obit light”— a blue light triggered by a central office in London\nto give DJ’s a heads up that the news of a royal family member’s death is on its\nway. They wouldn’t yet know for certain that\nit’s the queen, but the protocol is still to switch to a pre-prepared playlist of somber\nmusic, in anticipation of the announcement. The BBC -- as the UK’s public service broadcaster\n-- gets its special heads up from an alert system that was originally created during\nthe cold war to warn of incoming missiles. Before the on-screen announcement, the presenter\nwill switch to a black tie that the station keeps on-hand specifically for this purpose. BBC One will show her portrait and play the\nnational anthem. The network will then begin the ominous announcement,\n“This is BBC Television News. Buckingham Palace has just announced the death\nof the Queen.” Union Jacks will fly at half-mast out of respect,\nbut by law the Royal Standard must fly full because, by law, there is always a living\nmonarch. TV networks have prepared for decades. Days of pre-recorded coverage of the life\nand death of the Queen have already been prepared. Different experts on the royal family have\nalready signed exclusive contracts with certain networks to appear following the death. Sky TV and ITV regularly rehearse their death\ncoverage—substituting the Queen’s name with “Ms. Robinson.” Other networks probably have too. All BBC comedy shows will go off air during\nthe 12-day morning period. The death will be one of the greatest news\nevents of the century. Airline pilots will announce the news to their\npassengers, London will nearly shut down, and an emergency meeting of parliament will\nbe called. So how much will the Queen’s death cost? Under British law, the funeral for a reigning\nmonarch is paid for entirely by the state. While we haven’t seen a funeral for a reigning\nmonarch for over 50 years, Princess Diana’s funeral, viewed by over 2.5 billion people\nworldwide, had a direct cost of about $10 million. And that’s just funeral expenses. The bank of England has over 3.6 billion individual', metadata={'source': '8-u5nd2GqNE'}), Document(page_content='banknotes in circulation each of which displays the image of the queen. Each note costs about 5 cents to produce,\nso re-minting the entire currency stock would cost close to $200 million dollars. But the UK isn’t the only country that would\nneed to reprint their currency. Worldwide there are 35 countries in total\nwith the queen’s image on their money. A conservative estimate of the cost to re-mint\nall of those different currencies in all of those different countries would be about $1\nbillion. Plus both the date of the funeral and the\ndate of the coronation of the new monarch would be declared national holidays in the\nUK, which each have an economic impact through lost productivity of $3 billion. The total cost of the Queen’s death would\ntherefore likely hover around $8 billion dollars -- a hefty bill for kicking the bucket. But don’t worry. Unless the words “London Bridge is Down”\nare uttered and the BBC switches its tie and the blue lights illuminate, the world knows\nher Majesty the Queen is still alive and well. If you want to help make sure others are alive\nand well, you should try out Tab for a Cause. Tab for a Cause is a browser extension that\ndisplays ads every time you open a new tab, except the money raised from those ads goes\nto different charities that you choose. The average user generates about $5 per month\ntowards charity which isn’t nothing. That’s $60 per year which with water.org,\nis enough to give safe water and sanitation to one family. Just by having this browser extension which\ncosts you nothing, you can change a family’s life once per year, which is crazy. So make the easiest impact you will ever make\nby installing this browser extension at the link in the description.', metadata={'source': '8-u5nd2GqNE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r_nGjgqPE0 | [Document(page_content="home a place where i can go to take this off my shoulder someone take me home home a place where i can go [Music] after everything i witness after all of these decisions all these miles feet inches they can't add up to the distance that i have been through just to get to a place where even if there's no closure i'm still safe i still ache from trying to keep pace somebody give me a sign i'm starting to lose faith [Music] someone take me home [Music] it's been a long time [Music] look i've been through so much pain that it's hard to maintain any smile on my face cause there's madness on my brain so i gotta make it back but my home [Music] and make it home safe now tell me [Music] i found no cure for the loneliness i've found no cure for the sickness nothing here feels like home crowded streets but i'm all the alone nothing yet feels like home someone take me [Music] someone take me", metadata={'source': '2r_nGjgqPE0'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1shnJT8NCY | [Document(page_content="Welcome to the show. I am Samantha Bee. Thanks to senatorial candidate\nand sophomore enthusiast Roy Moore, Republicans\nhave to ask themselves a tough question. Which is worse, electing\nan alleged pedophile or a Democrat? Accusations today that\nRoy Moore initiated a sexual encounter with a\nthen 14-year-old girl and relationships\nwith three other teenagers. --gave her alcohol, touched\nher over her bra and underwear, and guided her to touch\nhim over his underwear. Another woman coming\nforward with allegations against Roy Moore. He said, you're just a child. And he said, I am the district\nattorney of Etowah County. And if you tell\nanyone about this, no one will ever believe you. It's difficult to hear\nabout these women's accounts. But I bet if R. Kelly\nput a sick beat under it, we'd dance to it. [GIGGLING] Some sex monsters\nare still weirdly tolerated. When Senate Majority Leader\nMitch McConnell heard the news, he immediately\nsprang into inaction. Can they see me\nif I don't move? They're reporters,\nMitch, not T-Rexes. It took us three\ndays for McConnell to get out of beach\nball mode and say he believed Moore's accusers. I'm sure it was their\nheart-wrenching stories that have helped him and\nSenate Republicans remember that they never liked\nSteve Bannon's candidates, I'm sorry, I meant sexual\nassault in the first place. I think he should step aside. He should step aside. He should step aside. For the good of yourself,\nyour family, in your state, step aside. Message for Roy\nMoore, senator? Get out. Get out! After a few days to\nweigh the pros and cons, Republicans are totally\nanti-child molester-- oh, whoops, except for the\nones in Moore's own state. The women should\nbe prosecuted if they thought Moore was\npredatory and allowed him to exist for 40 years. Other than being with\nan underage person, he didn't really force himself. He would still vote\nfor Moore even if he did commit a sex\ncrime because he could never vote for a Democrat. Take Joseph and Mary,\nMary was a teenager. Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus. There's just nothing\nimmoral or illegal here. Oh, come on. I may be a dirty liberal now,\nbut I went to Catholic school. Even I know the Bible\nsays my teenage crush, sexy buff Jesus was an\nimmaculate conception. How can you call\nyourself a Christian and not know your\nhero's origin story? That's like being a Wolverine\nfan and telling everyone, you know, he got\nthose claws after he fell on a couple of hedge\ntrimmers in a tool shed. And Jim Zeigler isn't the\nonly Alabama evangelical who seems to have\naccidentally picked up the porn version of the Bible. Oh no, the three wise men\nare here to deliver a pizza. Almost 40% of Alabama\nChristians say these allegations\nwill only make them more likely to vote for Moore. I think it's just\npeople are attacking him because he, like, is a\nChristian and because that's how the world works. Am I going to believe\na lying liberal media? No. God forgives the\nfoolishness of youth. I think it's a witch hunt. We've all been young. We've all been rebellious. We've all done something. Hello, 911. I think everyone in Alabama\nmight be a pedophile. [CHEERING] Actually, Alabamans are\ngetting some support for their conspiracy theories. This week, some Alabama voters\ngot robocalls from an extremely real Washington Post reporter. Hi, this is Lenny Bernstein. I'm a reporter for\nthe Washington Post. I'm calling to find out\nif anyone at this address is a female between the ages\nof 54 to 57 years old willing to make damaging\nremarks about candidate Roy Moore for a reward\nof between $5,000 and $7,000 dollars. We will not be fulling\ninvestigating these claims. However, we will make\na written report. Whoa, hashtag fake Jews. Is that what you think\nJewish people sound like? Because it sounds like the\nPenguin fucked Fran Drescher. OK, so leaving\naside the voicemails of the elders of Zion,", metadata={'source': 't1shnJT8NCY'}), Document(page_content='Penguin fucked Fran Drescher. OK, so leaving\naside the voicemails of the elders of Zion,\nwhy does Roy Moore suddenly have so many friends? He\'s never been Mr. Popularity. When he went to Vietnam,\nhe was so disliked that even his fellow\nsoldiers wanted to kill him. Is it still called friendly\nfire if they hate your guts? What is wrong with Alabama-- OK, and also New\nYork, and Los Angeles, oh, and all the Thanksgiving\ntables where creepy uncles are still allowed.\nYou know what? Actually, this isn\'t\njust an Alabama problem. It\'s a human problem. It\'s easy to condemn\nsomeone else\'s predator, but it\'s harder\nwhen it\'s your own critically-acclaimed pervert. I can scream about\nRoy Moore all day. And I have, but it won\'t\nmatter if his own neighbors keep making excuses for him. Each community has to\nkick out their own creeps. That applies whether you\'re\nin politics, entertainment, or whatever the fuck you call\nSteven Seagal\'s profession. And it\'s hard, especially when\nthose people have the power to hire us, fire us,\nor presumably have us murdered by Russian mobsters. We\'ve made some important\nprogress in the entertainment industry, but it is not enough. Everyone in Hollywood\nis patting themselves on the back for exiling\nHarvey Weinstein, but this week the\nHollywood Reporter raved about "Daddy\'s\nHome 2," proclaiming, "Mel Gibson is once\nagain family-friendly." Because nothing\nsays family-friendly like a racist domestic abuser\nwith a drinking problem and the words daddy\'s home. So if you\'re watching from\nAlabama, first of all, go, Crimson Tide, I\'ll root for\nany football team that sounds like a really heavy period. [CHEERING] Secondly, if you want to prove\nthat your lovely state is better than liberal\nsex-crazed Hollywood, the voter registration deadline\nfor the special election is November 27. Please prove all of us Yankee\nassholes wrong about you. We\'ll be right back. [MUSIC PLAYING]', metadata={'source': 't1shnJT8NCY'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJh-jurxmGQ | [Document(page_content="you guys have made a good few films together now not least these two and Dustin Brad know each other very well right so we have a little quiz to see how well you actually know each other I almost have the same packs all you have to do is wax that forest and you are going to be jacked I'm gonna start right after this interview so let mark know it's all about your torso and every other co-star he has had at some point but what do you know about Mark's body which of these statements is correct and about Mark Wahlberg he has a six-pack he has a third nipple or he has 16 inch biceps six-pack yes for sure yeah biceps yeah yep third nipple I'm not aware of that you know the way of that is it true you have a third nipple month yes he has a third nipple you've really done yeah how did you not know that I thought you were clever I never made a point to show we never talked about I just assumed yet we usually stop it you know how's the wife and kid you see the game last night that sort of thing yeah question for you to redeem yourself marks a big sports fan huge sports fan he's such a big sports fan in one of these sports he bought one of the teams was it ice hockey was it rugby was it cricket it's got to be ice hockey you think it's like ice hockey oh it's a little bit embarrassing this is Mr cricket its cricket what did you buy is the Barbados trident we've established a lot here but mostly mark knows a lot more about you than you know about know you we were both perfect I got them all round you got him all wrong I don't know what your background in terms of improv was smart but I'm emptying that's that's second nature to everything you've done with all the comedy in the past was it was the sort of thing that you were as comfortable as will doing now yeah I mean I've always liked to improvise I mean especially when it comes down to throwing I'm hurling insults I'm the youngest of nine so that was the only way for me to survive so it's like it's one of my more natural things to go to one of the you know weapons of choice for yeah is he good at insults excellent yeah I I can't quite keep up at times yeah how would you say some where did that come from please let's talk about this I mean of all the films that you guys get to do I imagine that these are films that your kids can enjoy like our kids absolutely I spent all day kissing John let's go coming down the escalator there and they yeah what a day right but they just could not get over how funny it was and dad your jobs embarrassing it's so embarrassing you have to do it again yeah do it like 20 more times no but that it was it was very sweet to have them there what are you like as dad's always second-guessing every decision I make like this is parenting 101 here hormones and emotions of a teenager and things really throw you for a loop they never got acclimated to the jet lag so I would wake up at 5:00 in the morning they'd still be up having one last room service dessert and then they would go to bed and then by the time I went to bed a seven-five dessert they were just getting up they loved it they went to one little like souvenir shop that was it I mean you want a super early rise there anyway I knew don't you get up and do the workout yeah well now I'm training for a movie too so we'll was like today you we didn't get in too late last night it was like today you definitely slept in I was like no I got up at 4:00 you get up in tuxedo before worked out for about an hour and then I did a lot of reading and writing I woke up that was late here 7 a.m. and ate an entire cheesecake it's been lovely to see thanks so much for the puppet in have a great Christmases alright skinny's of course like you", metadata={'source': 'wJh-jurxmGQ'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIn4CeZq7Nw | [Document(page_content="(intense rock music) There are enemys coming, from far away. What the hell do you want with me? I need warriors. (grunting)\n(gun shot) You're not going soft on me, are ya? I'm putting together a team. I'm so glad to hear that. People with special abilities. I like a good menage every now and then. Great. I hear you can talk to fish. The Aquaman. Every duck's got his limits. - [Woman] Organic and\nbiomechatronic body parts. He's a cyborg. Aw shit. Got that right. I know you have abilities. I just don't know what they are. (music breakdown) Eh! Eh! So you're fast. - [Man] I'm talking about\na team of four nobodies. It's hammer time. I'm a crime fighter! I should blow your head off right now. I'm out of your price range. I'm rich. ♪ One thing I can tell you\nis you've got to be free ♪ You scum have pushed me over the line. (gun shots) ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ ♪ Come together ♪ ♪ Right now ♪ How many of you are there? Not enough. (intense rock music Hey handsome, want some company? I'll let my hammer speak for itself. (bark) (creaking)", metadata={'source': 'GIn4CeZq7Nw'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB1cGaIW81I | [Document(page_content='THOUGH. >> RICKY SCHROEDER. I LOVED THAT SHOW. >> WANT TO ASK ONE OTHER QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MOM. SHE TWEETED THIS THE OTHER DAY. >> YES, SHE DID. >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- I HAVE A MILLION QUESTIONS ABOUT IT. THANK YOU TO THE ANGEL, I LOST MY FANNY PACK IN MARSHALL\'S IN L.A. ON OLYMPIC AND SOMEONE TURNED IT IN, WHAT A BLESSING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, CAN WE BREAK IT DOWN? >> Jimmy: LET\'S BREAK IT DOWN. >> FIRST OF ALL, I\'M GOING TO FIRST PREP YOU ALL. YOU SHOULD LET GO -- THINK OF THIS AS MY MOM. AND THE GRANDMOTHER OF MY SIBLINGS -- >> Jimmy: AND NOT MISS DIANA ROSS. >> NO. AND GRANDMA, MY MOM, LOST HER FANNY PACK. [ LAUGHTER ] IT\'S THE CUTEST THING EVER. AND FIRST OF ALL I KNOW FANNY PACKS ARE IN NOW. BUT SHE\'S BEEN WEARING FANNY PACKS FOR LIKE YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE HAS. >> YES. >> Jimmy: DOES SHE HAVE A VARIETY OF THEM? >> SHE HAS A FAVORITE ONE. >> Jimmy: ONE FANNY PACK? >> UNTIL THAT ONE WEARS OUT AND SHE GETS ANOTHER. >> Jimmy: DO YOU SUPPORT THE FANNY PACK? WITH MOM? >> YES. >> Jimmy: YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ] DOES IT EVEN OCCUR TO HER THAT IT MAY BE ODD THAT SHE\'S WEARING A FANNY PACK? >> NO IT\'S CONVENIENT. AND IT\'S LIKE AN OVERSIZED WALLET WITH A HANDLE. >> Jimmy: I\'M NOT QUESTIONING ITS CONVENIENCE. IN FACT, I\'M NOT QUESTIONING IT AT ALL. I WORE A FANNY PACK TO THE EMMYS THIS YEAR, AS A MATTER OF FACT. >> WAS IT A JOKE, THOUGH, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: WELL, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THE POINT OF THIS TWEET WHICH IS THE SWEETEST THING, SHE CALLED ME IN TEARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> IS SOMEONE FOUND IT AND RETURNED IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE WHO THE HELL WANTS A FANNY PACK? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WILL GET -- I\'M GOING TO PUT A LITTLE -- I\'M GOING TO POP YOUR BALLOON. WHO WANTS DIANA ROSS\' FANNY PACK THAT WAS FULL? >> Jimmy: EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT\'S IN THERE? >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES SHE HAVE IN THERE? >> MONEY? LICENSE? HOW MUCH CASH DOES DIANA ROSS CARRY? >> Jimmy: I FEEL WE MISSED A BIG PART OF THIS TWEET THAT YOUR MOM\'S SHOPPING AT MARSHALL\'S. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WISH SHE HAD BEEN IN JCPENNEY WHERE MY LINE WAS, RIGHT? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD. >> Jimmy: IMAGINE HOW THE PEOPLE AT ROSS FEEL, THAT DIANA ROSS -- [ LAUGHTER ] IS SHOPPING AT MARSHALL\'S. THIS HAS GOT TO BE LIKE A STRIKE IN THE HEART. >> THEY ARE JUST LIKE, THIS IS BULL CRAP. >> Jimmy: DOES YOUR MOM REGULARLY SHOP AT MARSHALL\'S? >> I THINK IT WAS A NEW EXPERIENCE. BUT MY THING WAS WHEN SHE CALLED ME, I WAS LIKE -- I DIDN\'T KNOW IT HAD ALREADY HAPPENED. I WAS LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE GOING ACROSS THE STREET BY YOURSELF? WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU? AND HOW CAN I COME MAKE SURE YOU\'RE OKAY? >> Jimmy: SHE WAS ALONE? >> NO. SHE HAD AN ENTOURAGE OF SECURITY AND PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHO SHOULD BE FIRED FOR LETTING HER FORGET HER FANNY PACK. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE A KID, LET\'S SAY MOM\'S DRIVING TO SCHOOL OR SOMETHING, ONE OF HER SONGS COMES ON THE RADIO. DID THAT EVER HAPPEN? >> I DON\'T HAVE MEMORIES OF THAT BUT I HAVE SOME REALLY AWKWARD MEMORIES AS I GOT OLDER OF FOOLING AROUND WITH SOMEONE, AND LIKE I REMEMBER THIS ONE SPECIFICALLY, LIKE "ENDLESS LOVE" CAME ON. AND THE HAND WAS LIKE JUST THERE -- AND I WAS LIKE, WHOA, DOGGY! BACK IT UP THERE, BUDDY, LET\'S TAKE A LITTLE PAUSE. LET MOM STOP SINGING. [ APPLAUSE ] THE THOUGHT IS, IS SHE WATCHING? [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT\'S A LITTLE WEIRD. >> Jimmy: SINGING "YOU CAN\'T HURRY LOVE." >> SHE\'S LIKE, "MY LOVE, GET YOUR HAND OFF HER BOOB." >> Jimmy: THIS IS A WONDERFU', metadata={'source': 'UB1cGaIW81I'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHaJ8xsWD3s | [Document(page_content='I’m Lucie Fink and this is 5 days of DIY Makeup. Hey guys! What’s up? Welcome back to another Try Living With Lucie: 5 Day Challenge. If you haven’t subscribed to our channel yet click right here. And if you’re a returning subscriber then welcome back! Before we start, comment below and let me know what other 5 Day Challenges you want to see from me because I read all of your comments and I get my ideas from you guys. Over the past few months I’ve received a ton of DM’s on Instagram asking me to try\n5 Days of DIY Makeup. And to be completely honest, I avoided this topic for a really long time because I don’t\nreally know that much about regular makeup, let alone DIY makeup. But then I took a moment and I thought about it and I was like, “Lucie, that is exactly what this series is about!” I’m not an expert on any of the topics that I dive into in Try Living With Lucie. I just do my research and I learn about it and then I try something. And that’s the point. So I took to the internet and I did a ton of research and I discovered so many different DIY makeup techniques that I’m going to try out this week and share with you. I also decided to turn this into a challenge whereby I’m only allowed to wear the DIY makeup that I make this week. So as you can see I’m starting out on Monday fresh-faced. Day one! Oh, sorry. I started out today with a product that I was most excited to make: a lip kit. For this recipe I followed YouTuber Yvette Polanka’s tutorial for a DIY Kylie Jenner Lip Kit. I mixed a matte liquid foundation with a matte eyeshadow and then stirred them together. However much foundation you pour in is how much lipstick you’re gonna get and then the eyeshadow is used to color it. On my wrist, I swatched my favorite Kylie Lip Kit color. And then I swatched my version next to it to see how the colors were different. Then based on that, I knew what other tones I needed to add in to achieve my desired color. Once I had my color I added some olive oil in to smooth it out, and then\nI spooned it into an empty pot. I put it on and I really, really liked the final texture and color. Truthfully, it was very similar to my Kylie Lip Kit but it just didn’t get that dry, crumbly feeling that the Lip Kit sometimes gets. Next, I found a recipe for a DIY peppermint lip balm on Refinery29.com that calls for ¾ cups of coconut oil, ¼ cup of melted cocoa butter, and ¼ cup of beeswax. I heated that together in a small saucepan, and then I poured peppermint\noil into a jar and swirled it around a bit before adding the mixture to it. I let it harden in the fridge for 20 minutes before trying it on, and then I tested it out and it is officially my new favorite lip product. I was looking at my face in the mirror this\nmorning and I noticed that my skin was looking a little blotchy, so I decided that what I\nneeded most today was some sort of foundation and coverup situation to smooth everything over. Very necessary. I think it looks pretty good now. I really liked how I made yesterday’s\nlip balm entirely from scratch using non-makeup ingredients. So I wanted to replicate that and make a very light foundation\npowder entirely from scratch. Once again, there were no exact measurements for this,\nI was just mixing different ingredients together to get the right color tone. So I added cocoapowder for a bronzing glow, beet powder for a blush look, and turmeric powder which can reduce\nacne-causing bacteria. The powder went on very smoothly, and interestingly enough once\nall the ingredients were mixed together they each lost their individual smells so the mixture together was entirely odorless. It gave me a little natural color. I like it. Next I followed Yvette Polanka’s Youtube tutorial for a DIY EOS concealer. I removed the original EOS lip balm from the case, then popped out the grate, and then cleaned\nthe EOS container and set it aside. Then I mixed together beeswax, coconut oil, and liquid', metadata={'source': 'mHaJ8xsWD3s'}), Document(page_content="the EOS container and set it aside. Then I mixed together beeswax, coconut oil, and liquid\nfoundation and popped it into the microwave at 30 second intervals. Once it was all mixed, I put the grate back into the bottom of the EOS container, poured the mixture in, capped it and then popped it in the freezer. I kept it in there for 30 minutes and pro-tip: store it upside-down if you want to achieve that dome shape on the top. And not to toot my own DIY EOS concealer horn but when I opened it about 30 minutes later, it was perfect. Perfect! It went on a little sheer so next time I’ll probably use more concealer and\nless coconut oil. It does not stay in formation unless you keep it chilled, so keep this in\nthe fridge. So today I decided I wanted to dive into one aspect of my daily makeup routine that is\nusually so essential for me: eyebrows. I think I said it in my “5 Days of No Makeup”\nvideo but, if I had to pick one type of makeup to wear everyday, just one, it would be brow powder. I started out super easy today, and I just wanted to see what it would look like\nif I used nothing but raw organic cocoa powder as brow powder. I have never thought to do this before, and I don’t know why because I’m a huge chocolate person. Huge. But it was not a bad technique. Plus it’s all natural, and who really uses all of the cocoa powder in their pantry before it expires anyway? Am I right? Then I took it up one level and I made\nmyself a DIY brow gel. Sometimes I actually do really like that full brow, bushy, messy look. Other times I just want them to sit still and calm down. I got this idea from the Youtube channel ModaMob and I just mixed hair gel with brown powder. And it’s so simple! You just mix them together until they’re blended,\ntwirl a wand into the gel, and apply it. Because it's tinted it also helps fill in the gaps,\nand this really worked just as well as any store bought brow gel. I would highly recommend it. Quite a nice tint. Notice anything different about me? Maybe about my eyes? I got eye makeup on! It’s been three days of wearing only DIY makeup, and even though everything I’ve made this week has brought me a little bit closer to\nhaving on a full-face of makeup, I haven’t worn anything yet that’s really dramatically\nchanged my look. Until today. So I wanted to make products today that would really add that final pop. Eyeliner and mascara. I started out with this blue eyeliner using\na tutorial I found on Carli Bybel’s Youtube channel. You mix eyeshadow in whatever color\nyou want your eyeliner to be with MAC Fix Plus. The Fix Plus helps turn the eyeshadow into a liquid form, and gets it all smooth so that you could apply it with a really skinny brush.\nI’m usually a black eyeliner girl but I’m loving the blue, and I’m thinking this is\nmy new thing. Next, making the mascara was the most difficult and involved process of yhe entire week so far. This idea came from a Youtube Channel called Alternative Channel. I started by placing slivered almonds on a pan and then heating them up until they became\ncompletely burned and black. Once the almonds were charred, I put them into a baggie and\nI crushed them using the back of a water bottle. I mixed them with one teaspoon of Vaseline, and then the original recipe wanted me to heat this mixture on a stovetop with a double\nboiler, but I decided to just throw it in the microwave. Once the mixture had a better consistency from the heat, I spooned it into a syringe and then I pumped it into an old,\ncleaned-out mascara container. TBH, this mixture stunk. You would have thought that something died. So I don’t know how I felt about this product because of how it smelled, but it\ndid work nicely! I mean, it looks like regular mascara. And it’s pretty cool. It was made out of burnt almonds. I literally have a smokey eye. For my final day I felt that I had made enough DIY makeup products", metadata={'source': 'mHaJ8xsWD3s'}), Document(page_content='for an everyday, natural look. So I decided instead of making another makeup product,\nI’d make my own DIY makeup remover. I found this recipe on Refinery29. Have you heard of it? Place 12 cotton squares into a sterile mason jar, and then set it aside. Mix ⅛ cup of melted coconut oil, with ⅛ cup of apricot kernel oil, three drops of lavender, and two drops of vitamin E oil. I poured the mixture over the cotton pads, and then poked around a little to make sure they\nabsorbed as much liquid as possible. Refrigerated the pads for at least one hour and then tested it out. The mixture smelled really good and it worked really well, but it was definitely\na little bit oily so it requires you to wash your face with soap and water after using it. Whaaat?! And after I trial tested the makeup remover pads, I actually put all of my DIY makeup back on because it’s Friday nigh and I’m going out in DIY\nmakeup! Can’t stop me! I officially made it through the entire week wearing only DIY makeup products. I feel like I gave my skin a much needed rest from the typical makeup products that I use everyday which are a lot heavier, and are not necessarily all-natural. Let me know if you have anymore DIY makeup ideas that I can test out. And as always, comment below and let me know what you want to see next time on Try Living With Lucie. Hey Youtube! Thanks for watching, click here for another video on Refinery29, right here to subscribe to our Youtube channel,\nand here for my personal Youtube channel. Bye!', metadata={'source': 'mHaJ8xsWD3s'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_5TyDFx6kc | [Document(page_content="G: Okay... G: Hey guys. My name is Grace Helbig, if you did not know, now you know. Your life is different now! I'm here with Kristen! K: Hi! G: We did a video just now on her channel, that you guys should go watch after this. K: Yes G: We made prison food. K: I don't feel good. G: I mean I would say that's why I'm dressed this way, but honestly... K: You'd wear that... G: ... normally. G: I thought Kristen would be really fun to talk through the MTV EMA's... K: Yeah... G: European Music Awards? G: I'm assuming is what that stands for. K: That makes sense. G: Sure. K: I didn't know this was a thing until now. G: I didn't know it was a thing until I saw it on Twitter. G: I don't know music. So we are going to review -this happened over the weekend- some of the red carpet fashions from the EMA's. G: First we have... Camila Cabello. K: Work... G: Is that that how you say her name? K: Camila ke-ba-ya? G: The girl that left fifth harmony. I mean... K: Hold on. G: There's a lot- there's a lot of beautiful saran-wrap seemingly happening in this photo. G: She's got a corset, but it also looks like you know those bras that you wear that are just sticky bras? G: And she's got straight-up what looks like a plastic bag wrapped around her neck. K: Honestly at the top... G: Yes. K: It looks like where you tie the bag when you're taking it out to the trash. G: The bottom half looks a little bit like grandmother's nightie, G: but she also does look like a porcelain doll so... K: True. G: Kudos. But this part just makes me feel anxious that she's suffocating. K: That's exactly what I was thinking, because I look at it as a plastic bag too, so I'm like- K: She's got a plastic bag around her neck. We all learn not to do that. G: Yeah *laughing* that's what they teach you... plastic bags are for putting anything in but your head. G: Demi Lovato! K: Oh! G: Whoah! K: Oh my god. G: She looks... K: ... so good. G: ...super badass. She looks like Demi Moore so much here. K: Yeah. G: She's a- got the long black hair. K: Yeah yeah. G: And her body and skin looks photoshopped G: But she also looks like, the sexiest like, Nantucket businessman I've ever seen. K: How can you make that sexy? G: We'd have to DM her to find out. K: True. I'Il give her that. I'll give her that. I always fear- K: open things like that because it's...it's stuck with fashion tape. Like if you sweat too much you're screwed. G: If you hug the wrong way, G: if the wind blows too hard... G: I like when girls wear masculine clothing- K: Yes, me too. G: -and make it like really sexy. G: And she really is. She always looks so angry fierce. G: But good thing that she's probably wearing really expensive shoes that we can't see. K: If she were wearing Crocs and it'd be fine. G: That would be hilarious. K: Financially responsible. G: Right? *laughing* G: Next we have Rita Ora! K: Stop! G: She hosted the EMA's... K: Okay. G: And I'm kind of obsessed with this whole look. G: She showed up like she just got out of the most elegant shower of all time. K: Oh my gosh. G: But she's wearing these insane jewels. I think she was like running late and was like I don't give a sh*t! I'm Rita Ora. G: I'm hosting the event this is what we're doing, and I kind of love this so much. K: That's where I aspire to be. G: Sexy- K: It looks good though! G: I know! That's the confusing thing, it's like, how is she wearing just a towel on her head G: and she looks so sexy? This feels like this would be the most amazing like Marriott commercial of all time. K: She's so comfy. Wow! G: She's great. Good for her. She's changed the game. K: I'm inspired G: Now I have Shawn Mendes! K: Oh my God, he looks so old. G: I know, this is when you watch sitcoms and the first season there's like a little boy on there and by the fourth season G: it's uncomfortable to watch him because he's... you're watching him go through puberty. K: And he's one of those people that use... their", metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'}), Document(page_content='he\'s... you\'re watching him go through puberty. K: And he\'s one of those people that use... their age never changes. G: Right, that he\'s in the blurry zone that you\'re like I\'m not gonna even like think about him- K: No. G: -because that\'s not a person that I should be wondering what the age is of them. K: But... K: this is cool though. The prints... G: Yeah. K: I\'m digging it. It\'s fun and distracting. G: Yes. I think this is cool, G: cause he is a musician, but he looks like he could be like a boring white boy. G: You would look at him and say that\'s like an Abercrombie and Fitch model. That person\'s not gonna be interesting, G: and then you find out that he\'s super musically talented. K: True. G: This is giving him that cool music image. K: It\'s like humble... it\'s like Susan Boyle. *record scratch* *laughing* G: Some might say Shawn Mendes is the Susan Boyle of young up-and-coming male musicians. *laughing* G: He\'s doing a stylish look without being like over the top and it still seems subtle weirdly enough. G: Now we have Haley Baldwin. K: I... I thought that was Gigi Hadid. I don\'t know people. G: She\'s friends with Gigi and all those girls. K: Fair that I got it mixed up then. G: Yes. G: She\'s at like every young person award show event and she always looks sad. K: Oh, she does looks sad. G: She always looks like her dad told her she can\'t go to prom. K: Wait is this the one that\'s dating... no that\'s....ungh....no... G: Are you having a stroke? K: Yeah... *laughing* K: Zayn from One Direction? G: No, that\'s Gigi Hadid. K: Okay, see. G: I like this dress. K: It\'s slippery. G: Yeah, she looks like she\'s got oil poured all over her, which is cute. K: Those shoes are cool. G: They\'re like choking your ankles. Chokers for your ankles. Cute! G: This is Jared Leto. K: It\'s like Dora the Explorer in a sweatsuit. G: It looks like Borat met Dora the Explorer G: and this is the final outcome. And also I think he\'s wearing what could be orthopaedic shoes, G: but I think they\'re the new Kanye West sneaker. It\'s very much like 80s prom date on the top and then like retired... G: Italian man on the bottom. K: Wow! G: That\'s I mean... it\'s a look. It\'s a combo. K: A look G: Yeah, but I don\'t hate it. G: Okay. This is Lana Del Rey. K: Oh! I really like that dress though. That\'s really cool. It screams... ... K: Gardening. G: Yeah. *laughing* K: She always just looks like she doesn\'t talk. G: But I think this dress is really cool and fun and still appropriate. K: Yes. It\'s so loud, but it\'s somehow still very like... G: compared to Rita Ora... *laughing* G: Okay, this is Liam Payne. K: That\'s a normal outfit! G: Uh... K: It\'s fine. G: It... G: ...yeah. He looks uncomfortable . K: He\'s probably sweating. G: Yeah, G: he looks like both of his arms are paralyzed, K: Yes. G: or that he just came from like skiing? G: But then also a funeral before that. K: He looks like constipated like it\'s like... K: I sharted. G: Uh, the orange is fine, but I don\'t know to me it just seems like a little disconnected. G: Did I just give an opinion about orange right now? *laughing* G: This is Charli XCX. K: I didn\'t... I never had a face to that name. G: Me neither. K: It\'s comfy. G: I mean this could be the same outfit that Liam Payne is wearing under that shirt. K: Oh my... *laughing* G: We just don\'t know G: Cute couples costume. Like a sexy mime happening right now. K: Yes. G: It\'s like crop top painting teacher. K: Painting teacher? *laughing* Art Teacher? G: Yeah! Otherwise known as an art teacher maybe? G: Okay, this is Madison Beer. G: This... is... a look. K: I can\'t stop looking at her boobs. G: I know... her boobs are pushed so high! K: And do the straps say something? G: I can\'t tell but it\'s just making me look more at her boobs. K: I think it says "Christian". G: Oh. G: Is she a Christian? Is that the messaging? But it\'s like right next to her tits? Like right up there. K: Oh! G: I\'m sure', metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'}), Document(page_content='that the messaging? But it\'s like right next to her tits? Like right up there. K: Oh! G: I\'m sure it\'s probably Christian Dior, and I\'m secretly hoping she\'s just letting everyone know that she\'s a Christian and it\'s directly next to her tits. K: Eyes here, now look at my religion. G: Yeah! *laughing* My religion is down here. How dare you. G: Uh yeah, this is Travis Scott. K: Cool jacket! G: Yeah, I can\'t tell what\'s on the jacket. G: It\'s like a jack-in-the-box, G: but like a ghoul is coming out of it. K: The pants look like the pants that you unzip at the knees. G: Yeah, they look like the pants that the kid that played D&D in high school wore. Diane: I think that Travis Scott is Kylie Jenner\'s rumoured baby Daddy. G: *gasp* K: Oh! G: Well, he looks like he just put a baby in someone. K: The rumors are confirmed! G: There you go, you heard it here first. This is what dads are wearing in 2017. G: This is Julia Michaels. K: She\'s cool looking. G: This is a confusing look because it\'s like one pant leg and then a skirt wrapped around the other one which seems like it would be very G: uncomfortable and jarring to wear. G: I have pants on but no, I don\'t. G: I also have my cooter hanging out and... K: Cooter! This looks... not breathable, but chic. G: But very chic. G: And she also looks like the kind of girl that like I want that girl to be my friend. G: She looks like a badass that would like really tear someone down if they f**ked with me. K: But then I feel like you talk to her and she\'s so nice. G: Yeah, but she looks unapproachable, and then she\'s just like so sweet. K: Now we\'re just judging her personality and not her clothes. G: And not her clothes at all. G: Okay, so this is the last one: Kesha! K: Oh! K: This is screams Tik Tok. G: Yeah! K: It screams like old, Kesha. G: Yeah, which I really like. It\'s a weird G: space galaxy unicorn cowboy look. K: Space cowboy! G: She\'s got space cowboy vibes. *music* "Take the space vibe with the cowboy, baby" K: It\'s like mermaid space cowboy. G: Yeah! G: It\'s like your aunt that lives in Texas like went off the grid and did a bunch of LSD and then came back G: and was like, this is who I am now. K: Literally. It\'s all her normal clothes, but just shiny G: Yeah. *laughing* G: She just added sequins to all of her normal clothes. K: I get it... I get life now. G: Well there we go! K: Wow... G: That was our review of the EMAs. G: Overall I think... goods and bads. K: Everybody expressed themselves and that\'s all that matters. G: Truly... G: I can\'t really say anything negative about any of it because they\'ve all put much more effort and time and thought into their looks than G: clearly I ever do...so... K: And... they\'re there and we\'re not. G: That\'s true. K: They\'re invited to these things and were sitting back just judging them because we\'re jealous. G: If you guys want to feel G: not so jealous of us eating delicious meals go over to Kristen\'s Channel G: and watch the video where we tried to make prison foods. K: It was interesting and I learned a lot about myself. G: We both should probably head to our respective homes to use the restrooms at some point in the soon future. K: Yes. G: Thank you guys so much for watching! Other than that, I don\'t know. G: Okay, this is... I forget this girl\'s name. Oh yeah, Sabrina! Sabrina Carpenter. K: Okay. G: Who apparently is a big musician... I don\'t know. K: She has a cute butt! G: Yeah, that\'s great. Moving on...', metadata={'source': 'S_5TyDFx6kc'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZpGOQ7tBKE | [Document(page_content='These are Google\'s Pixel Buds. They\'re\nkind of, sort of, Google\'s answer to Apple AirPods. They\'re wireless earbuds, though\nnot truly wireless, and they cost about the same amount of money, $159. On\none hand they\'re really good wireless earbuds that do a lot of the basics well,\nwhile also teasing that seemingly inevitable future of having super\ncomputers in our ears. On the other hand there are a couple of tiny nitpicky\nflaws that when added together kind of mar the experience. Up front though we\nhave to start with one of the features that Google\'s hyping the most about the\nPixel Buds and that\'s real-time translation. Can you tell me where the\ntrain station is? Can you tell me where the train station is? I can, the train station is over there. It\'s sort of wrong. Can you tell me where the bathroom is? Can you tell me about where the washroom is? There is a toilet nearby. That\'s good to hear. There\'s a toilet not far from here. Can you tell me how to get to the train station? Are you able to tell me how to get to the train station? Walk to the next block, go straight and turn right. Go straight and turn right. Hello and thanks for helping out. Hello and thanks for helping out. Is that kind of right? Yeah it is, it is. It\'s taking a while to translate it. Do you know how to get to the train\nstation? Tell me how to get to the train station. What\'s wrong about it? It would just be a bit like, you\'re kind of like, it\'s using the\nimperative so he would be a bit like, not very polite to just stop someone and say, "Tell me how to get to the train station." It would say, "Can you tell me how ..." So this is as if I was a rude five-year-old? Yes. Hey. Hey Dami, thank you for helping us with this. Wait, so am I speaking into the app or am I speaking at the Pixel Buds? That\'s also weird, you are speaking into\nthe app, but it\'s reading it out in English to me. Oh so you can hear it in English. So what it\'s showing up here\nit\'s reading to me in English. Would you rather hear both though? No. Can you tell me how to get\nto the train station? I told them how to get to the train station. Wow. This is not super accurate. Oh yeah? Yeah. What did it get wrong? Just like a lot of grammar, and you\'re speaking to me in a really informal way. This seems to be a problem with it\nis that it\'s very rude in the way that it\'s translating things. I\'m sensing a bit of hostility from you. The one common thread we saw across all the\nlanguages is that the translation is pretty crude so you\'re probably going to\ncome across as sounding a little bit rude or maybe even kind of like a\nfive-year-old and that\'s not a problem with the pixel buds themselves it\'s\nreally just a problem with where translation apps are at this point in\ntime and that\'s really all this is. It\'s not like the pixel buds are doing magic\nto translate conversations it\'s just leaning on the Google Translate app that\nalready, probably, exists on your phone. The weirdest thing for me is that with\npixel buds you\'re adding a whole nother device into what is already an awkward\nsituation when you\'re trying to speak somebody else\'s language and it makes it\na bit more impersonal. My co-workers didn\'t really seem to have much of a\nproblem with it, just testing it out, but I know for myself I would probably\nrather just use the app on the phone as opposed to adding a whole another device\ninto the situation. Now there may very well be a time one\nday where everybody is wearing the Pixel Buds and using them to talk to people\nacross languages and borders but that future is not here yet. This current\nversion of the project is only teasing and it\'s not delivering on it.\nGoogle assistant however, is much further along and here\'s the best thing about it\non the Pixel Buds: it is stupid fast. You just tap the right earbud and you\'re\nalready talking to the assistant. You don\'t have to wait for it to confirm', metadata={'source': 'mZpGOQ7tBKE'}), Document(page_content="already talking to the assistant. You don't have to wait for it to confirm\nthat it's heard you or anything you just tap talk and it's off to the races. It's\nso fast that I found myself begging for reasons to use it. I usually only use the\nassistant for things like weather or alarms, especially on headphones. That said, I think Google's assistant is the best of the ones out there and having it\nless than a second away definitely feels like a genuine step forward. I found\nmyself using it in ways that I never had, like asking it to tell me how long it'll\ntake me to get home on the subway or asking it to read me the news while I\nwalk from the subway back home. So let's set all these fantastical and futuristic\nfeatures aside now, because while they might be useful in a pinch, what you're\ngoing to be using the Pixel Buds for the most is listening to music that's coming\nfrom your phone and in the right setting they do that really well. They reproduce\naudio really clearly. There's a little bit of depth to it, more than I expected\nto find on earbuds this size and they'll do that for a while too. Google advertises\nabout five hours of listening time and I found that as long as you're not using\nthe assistant a ton, you'll get at least four hours of what they're claiming. But\nthe open air design of these earbuds, Google calls it semi occluded, is a\ntotally double-edged experience. On the one hand it's good for situations like\nrunning where you want to have sound from the outside world coming in, but on\nthe other hand it means that sound can totally drown out the music listening\nexperience. Especially if you're in a big city like New York. I found myself\nhearing buses, trains, traffic, people walking by me instead of the music that\nI wanted to listen to. There was even one point where I actually heard the music\nfrom someone else's headphones instead of my own music. That's annoying. That brings us to the last part of the experience with the Pixel Buds, which is\nthe case. I really want to like this thing and for the most part I do. It's\ngot a nice soft touch finish to it. It has a couple extra charges worth of battery\nin it and it will even quick charge the Pixel Buds. Ten minutes will give you\nabout an hour, which is awesome. The problem comes from just how finicky the\nprocesses is of getting the buds back in the case. You have to put\nthem in one by one and then you have to wrap the cord around just the right way\nor else the case won't close and Google even had to put a sticker on the inside\nof the case to teach people how to do that. Now the way that you get Pixel Buds\nto fit in your ears also has a couple issues. You have to tug on this little\nloop of the cable that connects the two earbuds together, which is a nice idea,\nbut that cable tends to slip over time and so I found that pulling them out of\nthe case the cable has slipped or even when I have them in my ears the cable\nslips and I have to constantly readjust them to keep them fitting in my ears the\nright way. Now the touchpad on the right is really fast for Google assistant,\nwhich is great and you can tap to play and pause music and you can even swipe\nto control the volume, but it's super sensitive and so you have to be careful.\nI found myself getting lots of accidental taps and swipes especially\nwhen I took the earbuds out of my ears and went to put them back in the case.\nThat was really frustrating because I would hear music starting to play again\nor I would lose my place in a podcast. It just seems like an easy problem that\nGoogle could fix if the earbuds know that they're out of your ears. Now these\nare admittedly little frustrations, but when you add them all up together it\nmakes for a more problematic experience than I was expecting with Pixel Buds.\nThere are a lot of good ideas in this product and I'm excited to see what\nGoogle does with that going forward. It's just painfully obvious right now that", metadata={'source': 'mZpGOQ7tBKE'}), Document(page_content="Google does with that going forward. It's just painfully obvious right now that\nthis is their first attempt at making wireless earbuds.", metadata={'source': 'mZpGOQ7tBKE'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpt-ze_cYU | [Document(page_content="yesterday I asked you to do the impossible can you describe yourself using only emojis and the answer is kind of we'll start things off real strong with a cry for help hell yeah come on man uh this looks like every one of my weekends actually drink vom repeat garbage fire nice ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone not ch I don't like you so what I found most troubling was there was more than one minion Rock three count'em three minions roomy illustrates very nicely the plight of all youtubers did somebody say get paid get laid gatorade look you get points for creativity okay at least you spelled it out using emojis this one also gets points for spelling out who did this but I'm gonna subtract a few points just because how long did this take you man ah now here is the beautiful flag of Nepal however why didn't you create it using flags of Nepal and emoji itself this one didn't want to play the game yet somehow still played it I keep screaming but God won't answer I don't think that's an emoji remember me me big boy my life is very patrick euler look I didn't want to include this one but I didn't really have a choice okay yes somebody figured out how to do a moon truth or furry and emojis put that on a t-shirt I think I think this means you're a baby gamer which sounds like a terrible insult the hell out here a baby gamer this person illustrated the entire aging process in emojis I don't know why though this is cheating you can't use a frame from the emoji movie as an emoji even if it is a work of art let me guess you can drink beer all day but once liquor hits your lips your duns oh what's that saying beer before liquor you're bound to get sicker liquor before water your sister got hotter so somehow this person died and became a ghost I have questions hmm I think this one means you're a giant nerd the hell out of here jocks only this one's just a long list of foods and in case it was too subtle for you you nicely included obesity thank you for explaining it ah yes this is the official sign for celibacy me likey are you the silhouette or the police officer this this raises more questions than it answers all of you made a little little creature a terrifying ugly creature I think this means you're toxic I'm so sorry and finally a gun to the head now this one's a bit I got a question for you Thanksgiving is coming up and I want to ask you guys what are you thankful for [Music] please subscribe if emoji related humorous or thing also click right here to see the previous guy episode ah here's a clip what do you think will be in this year's YouTube rewind it starts with the sixth drone shot of daddy o5 dammit dabbing Garfield no Gangnam style no no I preferred the Harlem shake the tinkers rewind I", metadata={'source': 'TWpt-ze_cYU'})] |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCq8mtK8J4 | [Document(page_content="♪♪♪ ♪ COULD YOU BELIEVE,\nI COULD BE DIFFERENT ♪ ♪ I'LL BE THE DIFFERENCE,\nI'LL LIFT YOU HIGH ♪ ♪ AND I UNDERSTAND,\nYOUR HESITATION ♪ ♪ MY REPUTATION,\nIT'S NO SURPRISE ♪ ♪ SO LET ME REDEFINE YOU, AND\nYOU CAN SEE THE TIDE MOVE ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE TEARS\nIN THE EYES DO ♪ ♪ AND WHEN YOU'RE\nFEELING ALONE ♪ ♪ BABY I'LL BE RIGHT HERE ♪ ♪ BETWEEN THE SEA AND SILENCE ♪ ♪ SO BREATHE EASY MY DEAR, YOU\nCAN FIND SUNSHINE IN THE RAIN ♪ ♪ I WILL COME RUNNING WHEN\nYOU CALL MY NAME ♪ ♪ EVEN A BROKEN HEART\nCAN BEAT AGAIN ♪ ♪ FORGET ABOUT THE ONE\nWHO CAUSED YOU PAIN ♪ ♪ I SWEAR I'LL LOVE YOU IN A\nDIFFERENT WAY ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I KNOW THE LOVE,\nIS SO UNFORGIVING ♪ ♪ YOU'VE BEEN THE VICTIM,\nTOO MANY TIMES ♪ ♪ AND I'LL BE THE THREAD,\nHOLD YOU TOGETHER ♪ ♪ I'LL BE FOREVER,\nWILL YOU BE MINE? ♪ ♪ SO LET ME RE-DEFINE YOU, AND\nYOU CAN SEE THE TIDE MOVE ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE TEARS\nIN THE EYES DO ♪ ♪ AND WHEN YOU'RE\nFEELING ALONE ♪ ♪ BABY I'LL BE RIGHT HERE ♪ ♪ BETWEEN THE SEA AND SILENCE ♪ ♪ SO BREATHE EASY MY DEAR, YOU\nCAN FIND SUNSHINE IN THE RAIN ♪ ♪ I WILL COME RUNNING WHEN\nYOU CALL MY NAME ♪ ♪ EVEN A BROKEN HEART\nCAN BEAT AGAIN ♪ ♪ FORGET ABOUT THE ONE\nWHO CAUSED YOU PAIN ♪ ♪ I SWEAR I'LL LOVE YOU IN\nA DIFFERENT WAY ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ I SWEAR I'LL LOVE YOU IN\nA DIFFERENT WAY ♪ ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ ♪ I SWEAR I'LL LOVE YOU IN A\nDIFFERENT WAY ♪ ♪ VOCALIZING ♪ ♪ VOCALIZING ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪", metadata={'source': 'UuCq8mtK8J4'})] |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpapqEeb36k | [Document(page_content='So we\'re gonna work with wild pumpkins today, the way you get one is you go into the forest and take a medium length cardboard tube and just want to give it a little *pumpkin mating call/roar* I\'ll just uh give this a minute and oh here comes one! Come on! Come on, buddy! See if we get him to jump right into my hand Come on little guy There we go look at this little ragamuffin Oop! Aww So we\'re gonna get the pie crust ready here. You want to take four or five slices of whole grain bread, Cut off the crust and then gently press those into a pie shell, Just keep spinning and pressing until you get a nice smooth texture, and then brush off the extra crusticles, and there\'s your shell. So we\'re gonna take our wild pumpkin and cut the top off and slide that can out. Give it a good rinse to get the guts off it and... Get that pumpkin into a bowl, we\'re gonna throw in two bagged eggs, 3/4 a cup of white sugar this will help the pie to taste just a touch sweeter. 1/2 a teaspoon of salt, and the spices... *sigh* This part\'s uh... a little bit sad for me; when I got the recipe from my mom she said it takes 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon of ground ginger, and a quarter teaspoon of cloves or and I quote, "I use two and a quarter teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice." *sigh* Just out here trying to come to terms of the fact that I\'ve been eating the pumpkin pie of shortcuts my whole life. Here I thought my mom wasn\'t afraid to get her elbows greasy and *sigh* Now I know she just likes to take the easy way out and the sad thing about it is that if you combine these spices which is super easy and then compare it to the pumpkin pie spice... *tasting sounds* So we\'re gonna use two and a quarter teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice And we just wanna wangjangle this together really good and once you\'ve got that mixed, pouring it into another bowl is totally unnecessary. In my family we usually add the cream directly from the udder of a cow but since I can\'t fit a cow in my kitchen, I\'ve got this condiment squeezer. And I\'m just gonna squeeze the udder while I slowly mix the cream until that\'s way soupier than you would ever expect. you\'re gonna be like, "no way is this a pie filling," but guess what? you\'re wrong, it\'s a pie filling. once that\'s nice and smooth, you\'re just gonna pour that in the pie shell and make sure you don\'t go too far to the top because this is basically a bowl of water. undow\'s on four twenty fundo and we\'re gonna cook that for 15 minutes at this hot temperature so that way we can get maximum crispy crustatude. and then after 15 minutes, we\'re gonna lower that to 350 and you\'ll bake that between 30 and 45 minutes. the way you\'re gonna test this by checking for the wobble you want to just give it a hit and if there\'s still a significant wobble, that pie\'s not cooked all the way through. you want some turgidity in the resistance of the wobbliness and jiggliness of the pumpkin pie filling. That\'s how you know it\'s done, and then once it\'s done you want to leave that to sit for at least an hour if not longer, And then all you have to do is decide how you want to whip cream it. You can do the mohawk, the fluffy bed cloud, the stupid. Feel free to do the rim job. You can go with the nihilist, the volcano, or the anarchist. ♪ Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin pie get it in the season ♪ ♪when everything dies. Shove it in your face and try not to cry when you eat that pumpin\' pumpkin pie. My♪ ♪heart is sunken, shoulders slumping cause I can\'t get me a pumpkin♪ ♪PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!♪ *single drum hit*', metadata={'source': 'hpapqEeb36k'})] |
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