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[banging] |
[helicopter whirrs] |
[roars] |
[tone sounds] |
I'm gonna have to ask you to switch that off for now. |
Okay, thanks. |
[rattling continues] |
You know what it's kinda like? It's kinda like a rollercoaster. |
You know what I mean? It's like a roller coaster. |
-[banging] -[giggles] |
Try it, try it with me. |
How tall-- How tall is the Eye? |
How tall-- How tall is Big Ben? |
[chattering] |
All right |
Since then, I've been working as a technology correspondent |
for about two years now. It's been great. |
Cool, that's awesome. So you do, like, TV reports and, like, you're like... |
-No, just the website. -Oh, just the website? |
I mean, there's some video stuff, but tech industry pieces mainly. |
Cool, tech. Tech's awesome. Tech's-- |
So where have you been so far? |
Travelling around the map like Indiana Jones? |
-Yeah. -Where the adventure line |
goes zigzagging all over the place. |
Yeah, actually, I'm almost done. Uh... |
But I started off, flew into Sydney, went to Thailand. |
-Oh, jealous. -India. Yeah. |
Did Rome, went to Rome. |
-Did the whole Europe vacation. -Even I haven't done that. |
-Oh, really? -Mm. |
It was awesome. I went to Pamplona in Spain. |
-Is that Where they do the bull runs? -Ran with the bulls. |
-You Ran with the bulls? -I Ran with the bulls. |
-That's how I got this. -Look at that! |
You really are Indiana Jones. |
Have you got your whip in your bag and your hat? |
I saved the world from the Nazis. That was pretty cool. |
I, you know, just... trying to do, you know, shit I've never done before. |
Is that what you're doing on this trip? You're, like, finding yourself? |
Yeah, um... in a way. I mean, I-- [stammers] |
Really to get away from the family home is what I'm doing. |
Oh. |
Yeah, that was-- Whatever, that's boring. |
Yeah, well, I'm afraid Britain's pretty tame |
as far as daredevil opportunities go. |
Yeah? It's alright, it's the last leg of the trip anyway so... |
I'm... unfortunately home next week. |
-Not much time-- -Next week? |
-Yeah. -That's not very long. |
-No, it's not. -Mnh-mnh. |
So... I could use some suggestions on fun shit to do. |
-Hmm. Fun shit to do? -Fun shit to do. |
[groans] Ow! Ow! |
[laughs] Jesus! |
Hello. |
-Good morning. -Good morning. |
Oh. Another battle scar. |
[laughs] Kind of. |
Let me guess, you were, like, |
[American accent] totally shark fishing in Cape Town, dude. |
[laughs] Is that your best American accent? |
-Yes. -That's pretty good. No, um... |
It was courtesy of Josh Peters, high school dick. |
He and I got into a fight in shop class. |
And he hit me with this, like, metal rod thing. |
-What an arsehole. -[laughs] |
[posh English accent] What an arsehole. |
-That's terrible. -I'm sorry. |
-[phone vibrates] -Is that you or me? |
Oh, it's gotta be you. |
"Mom." You're so American. |
Yes, I am. |
Are you not gonna get that? |
Okay, that was a little impersonal. |
What, you wanna talk to her now? |
-You wanna talk to my mum? I'll call back. -Fair point. |
[laughs] |
I don't think so. |
[clears throat] |
You hungry? |
Wow, look at all these games. You're, like, a gamer. Cool. |
Of course I am. For my job. |
What, a girl never beat you at Street Fighter? |
Is this-- Like, this is, like, your dating manual? |
[laughs] |
What? The Singularity? |
It's when computers learn to outsmart man like women did years ago. |
Oh! Wow! |
See, what I was doing, it was like a joke. |
-You know? -really? |
-Yeah. -Well, that's what you call a joke? |
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you guys have those. |
-You guys have those here, right? -Yeah, Yeah. We do at the moment. |
Ow! |
That was a good joke. That was a good joke. |
Enjoy your Marmite. |
Whoa! Oh, my... [laughs] |
Do you guys seriously eat this shit? |
-Okay, alright. -[phone vibrates] |
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