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I sound like a right sick fuck.
Yeah, you were.
You were.
But in a good way?
Yeah, yeah.
In a good way.
So I went in, after all your persuasion,
and then like straight away
I got a spine of a sea anemone or something stuck
in my foot, and you threw a jeb thinking it was poisonous...
What's 'threwerchep'?
Oh, it's a phrase we had, like throwing a fit...
Oh, okay, so I "threw a jeb."
Yeah, and you were looking in a guidebook, trying to figure
out if there were any poisonous sea creatures in Greece,
when this local guy comes over, and he says...
"Oh, my wife knows exactly what to do, come back to my house",
although he wasn't French obviously.
I used to hate walking in the country.
You must be getting old.
Oi.
I remember you brought me up here
when we first met your mum.
We'd been at hers all weekend and you could
tell I needed some headspace.
You were good like that.
You speak about me like I'm not here.
Sorry.
It's alright. I mean I'm not really.
Mmm.
Show me what it looks like there.
How?
Use the camera on your phone.
You weren't ever really impressed with views.
When we went to the Grand Canyon you said it was just a big gap.
I tweeted that too.
Yeah, I remember the roaming charges.
You were overly proud of that definition.
I was just speaking my mind.
Yeah, well shut up and cop a load of this.
Yeah, mainly just green, isn't it?
You told me this was a famous lovers' leap.
Doomed couples jumping to their deaths in Victorian times,
I think you just wanted me to cling to you.
Actually everyone who's ever jumped from
here did it alone, nice.
Did you just look that up?
Sort of. Shouldn't I have?
It's a bit weird.
Sorry, I'll only do it again if you ask.
No, no, no, it's fine.
(cell beep)
Oh, wait, hang on.
Shall I go?
No, no, no. I'll call them back later.
I'm going to go and see if I can make friends with these cows.
(heart beating)
Just going to record it.
Sure.
(heart beating)
There we go.
That's okay.
Wait. Hang on, here it is again...
(heart beating)
It's so fast isn't it?
I know, I know it's like
the speed you'd expect a bee's heart to go at or something.
Wait hang on...
Oh, shit. Shit, shit.
Ash? Hello?
(scrambled sounds)
Ash?
Ash? Hello?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
(cell beeps)
I'm sorry! (crying)
(Ash) What happened?
I dropped you. I'm sorry... it was just...
It was... I'm sorry...
Hey, it's alright, I'm fine, I'm not in that thing, y'know,
I'm remote. I'm in the cloud.
You don't have to worry about breaking me.
It was just... It was stupid because,
I was so excited about the scan...
Yeah, I kept the sound of that. Here, listen.
(heart beating)
You're probably matching that heartbeat,
throwing a jeb like that.
It's all fine. Calm down.
I'm not going anywhere.
You were very fragile.
Yeah.
I was going to talk to you about that actually.
What do you mean?
There's another level to this available, so to speak.
Kind of experimental and I won't lie, it's not cheap.
What is it?
Are you sitting down? This might sound a bit creepy.
Morning.
Morning.