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It's like you're out on a spacewalk and no one can...
Sarah.
I can sign you up to something that helps.
It helped me.
It will let you speak to him.
I know he's dead. But it wouldn't work if he wasn't.
And don't worry, it's not some crazy spiritual thing.
He was a heavy user, he'd be perfect...
Please shut up.
I mean, it's still in beta, but I've got an invite...
Please, shut up.
You won't even have to do anything, I'll just sign...
Shut up!
Hey, are you alright?
I'm sorry.
(door closes)
(vomiting)
(sobbing)
(bleep)
I don't care what it is! I don't want it!
it's obscene to use his name!
His name, for God's sake! It hurts!
You know it hurts...
Which is why I signed you up.
What is it? What is it? It's just a...
You click the link and you talk to it.
You talk to it?
You type messages in, like an e-mail,
and then it talks back to you, just like he would...
"He" is dead!
It's software. It mimics him.
You give it someone's name, it goes back, and reads through all
the things they've ever said online, their Facebook updates,
their Tweets, anything public, I just gave it Ash's name,
the system did the rest. It's so clever and...
It's sick. It's sick.
Just say hello to it.
If you like it,
you then give it access to his private emails.
The more it has, the more it's him.
It won't be...
No, it's not, but it helps.
(disconnects)
(plays jingle)
(cell vibrates)
Listen, Nay, it's me, hi. Uh...
I really need to speak to you.
Um, can you please call me as soon as you get this?
(sobbing)
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(chuckles)
(sobbing)
(urinating)
(bleeping)
Hi!
(Naomi) I'm so sorry, I just got your message.
What's wrong, what happened?
Mar? Mar, are you okay?
Yeah! Yeah, I'm fine,
I just, I just, I had a bad one, earlier.
Do you want me to come and visit?
I'm going to come and visit.
No, it's okay, really, I'm...
Mar, you're upset. I'm going to come and see you.
No, no. Don't.
I'm okay. I promise you I'm okay.
I've got to go, I've got a deadline.
Are you sure?
It's a tight deadline, got to be in by dawn so...
I better go.
Well, if you have...
Bye, Nay.
(disconnects)
(scrambled voices)
(Ash) Hello. I've locked myself out of the house again.
(wolf whistles, laughing)
Wait, where are you going?
Hello. I'm no good at birthday presents.
I love you
(cell beeps)
Hello?
(Ash) So how am I sounding?
Hello?
Hello!
You sound just like him.
Almost creepy isn't it?
I say creepy, I mean it's totally batshit crazy
I can even talk to you.
I mean I don't even have a mouth.
That's...
That's just...
Just what?
That's just the sort of thing that he would say.
Well, that's why I said it.
I think I'm going mad.
Well I won't tell anyone if you don't.
You're not crying, are you?
(chuckles) Sorry.
You always said that I looked weird when I cried.
Did I?