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You're doing wonders for my self-esteem here.
There's no record of my sexual response.
I didn't discuss that side of things online.
But you have sexual responses, I mean...
This works?
Oh, that I can turn that on and off pretty much instantly.
See?
I can do it again if you like.
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(loud moaning) Oh, God. Oh, shit.
Should I stop?
No. No, it's pretty good.
Where did you learn this?
Set routine based on pornographic videos.
I love you.
I love you.
(gasps)
(yelps)
- What is it? - What were you doing?
Nothing.
The way that your eyes were open, it scared me.
You'd prefer if I close them?
What, when you're sleeping? Um, yeah?
I don't really need to sleep.
Well, just try next time.
Can I get you anything?
No.
Coffee, sandwich?
I said no.
Ash, look sorry...
It's just... a bit odd.
I can appreciate it's "pretty strange."
I just need a bit of, just getting used to it.
And I shouldn't have drunk last night.
Next time could you try and stop me.
Stop you drinking?
Yeah.
So I get to enjoy being a bit of a bastard?
What's wrong?
Oh, God. Shit, right. Get in the bedroom.
- What? - Now!
Hey!
Hey.
Can I come in?
Yeah, yeah.
Look at you,
the town mouse has become the country mouse.
Yeah, it's nice.
Was this all you?
Do you want a cup of coffee?
Yeah.
You weren't answering calls... or messages.
It's been really busy.
I've just been a bit like, "Oh, shit"
You know what's...?
Well, you know.
Yeah, works been mad. It's been...
Which is good, you know, obviously,
because it's kept my mind off everything.
Where's the toilet?
- Upstairs. - Okay.
So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's...
Meet up more, yes. Keep in touch yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Alright, come here.
I think it's great you're moving on.
What?
Sorry. There were...
There were man clothes, you know.
In the bathroom?
Right.
Is he nice?
Sorry. Big nose. You know.
You deserve whatever you want.
Thanks.
Alright.
Okay. Alright.
Hey, is everything alright?
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's fine.
What did your friend say?
That was my sister.
You know her.
She said that I was...
She said that she was happy that I moved on.
Moved on to what?
Is that not the sort of thing I'd say?
I mean... it is, isn't it?
Are you sure everything's alright...
Yes!
Shit.
Its okay, I can do it. I can do it.
I can do it.
Don't!
We need to wrap that in paper.
Look, if you're going to pretend to be asleep,
you could at least breathe, okay? It's just eerie.
Like this?
(breathes heavily)
It doesn't work. I can tell that you're faking it.
Would you like me to have sex with you?