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You're doing wonders for my self-esteem here. |
There's no record of my sexual response. |
I didn't discuss that side of things online. |
But you have sexual responses, I mean... |
This works? |
Oh, that I can turn that on and off pretty much instantly. |
See? |
I can do it again if you like. |
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(loud moaning) Oh, God. Oh, shit. |
Should I stop? |
No. No, it's pretty good. |
Where did you learn this? |
Set routine based on pornographic videos. |
I love you. |
I love you. |
(gasps) |
(yelps) |
- What is it? - What were you doing? |
Nothing. |
The way that your eyes were open, it scared me. |
You'd prefer if I close them? |
What, when you're sleeping? Um, yeah? |
I don't really need to sleep. |
Well, just try next time. |
Can I get you anything? |
No. |
Coffee, sandwich? |
I said no. |
Ash, look sorry... |
It's just... a bit odd. |
I can appreciate it's "pretty strange." |
I just need a bit of, just getting used to it. |
And I shouldn't have drunk last night. |
Next time could you try and stop me. |
Stop you drinking? |
Yeah. |
So I get to enjoy being a bit of a bastard? |
What's wrong? |
Oh, God. Shit, right. Get in the bedroom. |
- What? - Now! |
Hey! |
Hey. |
Can I come in? |
Yeah, yeah. |
Look at you, |
the town mouse has become the country mouse. |
Yeah, it's nice. |
Was this all you? |
Do you want a cup of coffee? |
Yeah. |
You weren't answering calls... or messages. |
It's been really busy. |
I've just been a bit like, "Oh, shit" |
You know what's...? |
Well, you know. |
Yeah, works been mad. It's been... |
Which is good, you know, obviously, |
because it's kept my mind off everything. |
Where's the toilet? |
- Upstairs. - Okay. |
So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's... |
Meet up more, yes. Keep in touch yeah, yeah. Yeah. |
Alright, come here. |
I think it's great you're moving on. |
What? |
Sorry. There were... |
There were man clothes, you know. |
In the bathroom? |
Right. |
Is he nice? |
Sorry. Big nose. You know. |
You deserve whatever you want. |
Thanks. |
Alright. |
Okay. Alright. |
Hey, is everything alright? |
Yeah, I'm fine. |
It's fine. |
What did your friend say? |
That was my sister. |
You know her. |
She said that I was... |
She said that she was happy that I moved on. |
Moved on to what? |
Is that not the sort of thing I'd say? |
I mean... it is, isn't it? |
Are you sure everything's alright... |
Yes! |
Shit. |
Its okay, I can do it. I can do it. |
I can do it. |
Don't! |
We need to wrap that in paper. |
Look, if you're going to pretend to be asleep, |
you could at least breathe, okay? It's just eerie. |
Like this? |
(breathes heavily) |
It doesn't work. I can tell that you're faking it. |
Would you like me to have sex with you? |
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