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little details, and the thickness of the wedding
invitation paper.
Now, how you look at me.
Well I think it's an interesting choice
going grainless
(Liam) It's a brave choice.
I'm sorry but...
Tell me you look at me nice like you look at him.
You can't.
And how am I looking at you now, Liam?
How long did you go out with him for?
Does it matter?
You know half the organic memories you have are junk.
Just not trustworthy.
Well, when it comes to little things.
And big ones.
(Liam) Is that Marrakech?
Does that look like Marrakech?
No.
It's not Marrakech.
So how long did you go out with him for?
Alright, about six months.
So not a, not a week or a month, six months?
The ever-inflating romance.
You're probably still going out with him.
Why am I on trial here?
What's been going on?
Nothing has been going on!
It was...
Christ you know how it is when you first get with
someone and then previous boyfriends come up.
He was never a boyfriend, it was always a weird week.
I down-played it, I fudged it, it was ...
You lied?
Not everything that isn't true is a lie, Liam.
Hello?
Yeah, alright he was a bigger thing than I made out,
and yeah he's sort of a dick.
Sort of? He's a massive...
But I, and I liked him then, and I don't like him, not like that,
not now.
So just to get this clear.
He fucks you, gets footage for his re-do wank file,
but you're still pally?
This is sad!
You know, 'cause if he was...
This is just sad.
... he probably sits there and tosses himself off all over his cashmere blanket.
It was years ago!
Not for him.
I find myself, you know, watching re-does of really
hot times in early relationships.
Easy.
Ah, sober up, make yourself puke, whatever, I don't care,
just sort this out.
Fuck!
I find myself, you know, watching re-does of like really
hot times in early relationships.
Easy!
And I'm downstairs watching some re-do of, of some night,
I've picked up somebody else and...
Yeah, nice, Jeff.
She's upstairs, waiting to have
sex with me, and I'm downstairs watching some re-do of some
night I've picked up somebody else.
Easy!
And I'm fucking pulling myself off!
I'm just saying...
(engine starts)
(computer) Grain warning.
Grain assistant suggests you may not be
in a suitable physical condition
for the activity you appear to be engaged in.
To override continue at your own risk.
All health and personal accident insurance is...
Thank you.
(buzzer)
(Jonas) Who's that?
It's Liam.
Erm...
It's Liam from last night.
Liam?
Is Fi with you?
Ah, she's not, no.
Sorry Liam mate, is there something that you want?
Yeah I just wanna, I just wanna come in and talk to you,
can you open the gate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah sure, no problem, I'll let you in.
Nice, nice one.
Hey.
Hey.
What do you want?
I just wanted to come in for a bit, dude.
That looks expensive, is that expensive?
Look, Liam, this morning, mate...
Oh, fucking hell.
Liam!
Jonas, this is a nice place.
Hey, seriously, man.
Look, it's not cool you just walking in like this,