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little details, and the thickness of the wedding |
invitation paper. |
Now, how you look at me. |
Well I think it's an interesting choice |
going grainless |
(Liam) It's a brave choice. |
I'm sorry but... |
Tell me you look at me nice like you look at him. |
You can't. |
And how am I looking at you now, Liam? |
How long did you go out with him for? |
Does it matter? |
You know half the organic memories you have are junk. |
Just not trustworthy. |
Well, when it comes to little things. |
And big ones. |
(Liam) Is that Marrakech? |
Does that look like Marrakech? |
No. |
It's not Marrakech. |
So how long did you go out with him for? |
Alright, about six months. |
So not a, not a week or a month, six months? |
The ever-inflating romance. |
You're probably still going out with him. |
Why am I on trial here? |
What's been going on? |
Nothing has been going on! |
It was... |
Christ you know how it is when you first get with |
someone and then previous boyfriends come up. |
He was never a boyfriend, it was always a weird week. |
I down-played it, I fudged it, it was ... |
You lied? |
Not everything that isn't true is a lie, Liam. |
Hello? |
Yeah, alright he was a bigger thing than I made out, |
and yeah he's sort of a dick. |
Sort of? He's a massive... |
But I, and I liked him then, and I don't like him, not like that, |
not now. |
So just to get this clear. |
He fucks you, gets footage for his re-do wank file, |
but you're still pally? |
This is sad! |
You know, 'cause if he was... |
This is just sad. |
... he probably sits there and tosses himself off all over his cashmere blanket. |
It was years ago! |
Not for him. |
I find myself, you know, watching re-does of really |
hot times in early relationships. |
Easy. |
Ah, sober up, make yourself puke, whatever, I don't care, |
just sort this out. |
Fuck! |
I find myself, you know, watching re-does of like really |
hot times in early relationships. |
Easy! |
And I'm downstairs watching some re-do of, of some night, |
I've picked up somebody else and... |
Yeah, nice, Jeff. |
She's upstairs, waiting to have |
sex with me, and I'm downstairs watching some re-do of some |
night I've picked up somebody else. |
Easy! |
And I'm fucking pulling myself off! |
I'm just saying... |
(engine starts) |
(computer) Grain warning. |
Grain assistant suggests you may not be |
in a suitable physical condition |
for the activity you appear to be engaged in. |
To override continue at your own risk. |
All health and personal accident insurance is... |
Thank you. |
(buzzer) |
(Jonas) Who's that? |
It's Liam. |
Erm... |
It's Liam from last night. |
Liam? |
Is Fi with you? |
Ah, she's not, no. |
Sorry Liam mate, is there something that you want? |
Yeah I just wanna, I just wanna come in and talk to you, |
can you open the gate? |
Yeah, yeah, yeah sure, no problem, I'll let you in. |
Nice, nice one. |
Hey. |
Hey. |
What do you want? |
I just wanted to come in for a bit, dude. |
That looks expensive, is that expensive? |
Look, Liam, this morning, mate... |
Oh, fucking hell. |
Liam! |
Jonas, this is a nice place. |
Hey, seriously, man. |
Look, it's not cool you just walking in like this, |
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